/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

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It's a "nullphaggot and fivereborn get BTFO" episode

What's your favorite part about this game, anons?

>>153946209
Shark Cards are pretty great.

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>>153946209
cars and kill
more cars and kill when?

ded game
ded thread
ded PCuck circlejerk banned from playing ded game
only thing missing from being ded is u PCucks, kys
fuck off and die

>>153945674
so who was first cowposter here? Who knew about bell before the threads featured her? I can believe that widely isn't the current cowposter, but who was first cowposter then?

>>153946370
Put your trip back on, you mentally ill faggot.

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friendly reminder that worthless bell-posters ruined this general

>6 posts 6 ips
>now 8 posts but still 6 ips
KEK FUCKING DEAD
KYS
FUCK OFF AND DIE OF CANCER

>>153946791
>Said while making another post

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>>153946791
I'm no doctor, but that much jimmies' rustling surely can't be good for you

>>153946380
style zeitgeist

>>153947054
remove that faglord when?

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Reasons to live -
1.

>>153947517
posted from my ps4

>>153947517
>Said while making another post

>>153947128
He doesn't even play the game anymore, he's just thirsty for anything that MIGHT be female and if these persons don't give him attention, he relentlessly shitposts about them
Reminder that even Higgus thought he was too much of a weirdo

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>>153947517
Okay Mr. Hypocrite

>>153946613
kek

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wat

>>153950703
p2p gaming at its finest

Where's da fun at?

>>153952956
A different game

>>153953075
o kurwa

Next update when?

>>153953225
When shark card sales start falling.

>>153947517
Who is this fag? Kysposter is worse than cowposter. At least cowposter was somewhat funny, this kid is straight up Special Olympics material. Has to be under 13yos.

>>153946209
When I go to menu and press Exit

>>153946261
>>153956415
>I'm so bored of this game, but I can't stop shitposting in a general about it.
Just kys pkeks

>>153956002
Just your usual sonigger. They are always mad. Not surprising, they have been sucking jap cocks for so long and now its more obvious than ever how small that cock is compared to the others.
These anime loving "muh couch" cucks are getting plenty of salt these days and this pathetic faggot apperantly has nowhere else to vent.

>>153956002
Callmeqt, a faggot tranny wannabe

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Ricer update when?

>>153960152
kys update when?

>>153960292
After you anon.

>>153960152
If they allow for engine swaps and bolt on bodykits with fitting wheel size changes, I'd accept it.

>>153960381
holy shit that was so ebin xD le upboated

>>153960494
Everyone take a look at how retarded this kys guy is

>>153960685
Everyone take a look at how triggered this redditor is.

>>153960730
I'm just a third party pointing out how embarrassing you apparently don't realize you are

>>153960847
>T-t-t-that's not me!
Classic damage control

>>153960292
>>153960381
>>153960494
>>153960685
>>153960730
>>153960847
>>153960875
samefag

>>153961703
I hope not. Thats a bit too crazy even for him.

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>>153961703
Where did kysposter come from? I haven't posted in the general in a while.

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>>153961703
Shit, you got me.

>>153962336
it's a meme that's been spreading on the chon all summer

Is there anyone Blater hasn't ruined with his taint?

>>153962657
Your mom is next on his list.

Can I post without being told to kill myself

>>153963697
LIVE DAMMIT

>>153963697
Yeah sure probably.

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>all Benny cars are 50% off
>I have 2 millions r* bux

which car(s) should I pimp out, boys?

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>>153964104
sabre turbo
sultan rs
only "worthwhile" ones
otherwise get whatever you like and roleplay as a niggerspic for fun

>>153964104
Voodoo is the nicest one

>>153964104
>2 million
fucking go make some more money, shit
i made 10 million over 3 days you can do it too

While, on the whole, I liked GTA III, as a GTA game it's my least favorite that I've played. The setting and technology at the time made it bland. Everything was dark, black and grey.

Would I like GTA IV? Are there any wilderness areas like GTA SA and V? Is it less dull looking?

>the game has been out for 3 years
>there is still no way to turn off pedestrians walking on the streets during races

>>153964679
Were you grinding pacstan 20 hours a day?

>>153966094
No, I was using exploits because I'm too lazy to grind. I can't play the game more than a few hours a day even if it's the shit I enjoy.

>>153966016
>Are there any wilderness areas like GTA SA and V?
Nope

>Is it less dull looking?
No, it's actually even more dull.

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>>153966016
no wilderness and is just as dull
at least play tbogt for some fun missions with yusuf and explore the city

>>153966284
>>153966446
I can't imagine it being more dull looking if the sun actually exists. Just that improvement would make it a little less dreary than III.

Still, that's a bit of a bummer. I've also heard they go for "realism" a bit, which is something I absolutely hate in video games. It's a game. Be fun.

I guess I'll still try it. It's the only main GTA game that I haven't played.

>>153966604
The lack of sun is a shader thing, if you're on PC you can always get an ENB to make it look nicer. TBOGT kind of lessens the shader effect as well, while TLAD makes it even drearier.

>>153966016
IV is a lot worse in that aspect.

>>153966832
You can make TLAD look totally colorless with that shader option, think that looks kinda cool tho not really what anon looks for.

Just wasted a bunch of money on upgrading the Declasse Voodoo at Benny's, before driving it around for 5 minutes and deciding I hate it.

Any good cars for just driving around? I mostly like the Mamba and Tornado at the moment.

>>153969149
Yes, cars explode when they collide with the train. Do you have any more hot takes for his three year old game?

>>153969149
Wow, that was so interesting. What a great webm that isn't the least bit generic and posted for the sole purpose of being "look there's my name" material.

>>153969123
Ocelot Lynx
I'm not kidding

>>153969367
Is it almost two million dollars of nice driving? I thought Rockstar hated Jaguar.

>>153969548
No

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>>153969123
>hates voodoo
>likes tornado

what

they're both incredibly sluggish, slow pieces of shit

only reason you drive either of these is for looks, i can't understand how you can like one but not the other

>>153969828
I never drive the Tornado in any missions except Sightseer. It's just a nice car to drive around. Plus I hated how the Voodoo looks from behind.

>>153969123
Windsor Drop or Schafter LWB.

>>153970032
I have the Windor Drop. Surprised you didn't say Windsor though.

>>153970032
The drop, then get the armored V12

How's the Buccaneer to drive?

>>153973275
Slow and boring

I haven't played GTA Online since launch but these new Trackmania-esque racetracks look sick, I saw someone streaming them. How do I go about playing on player-made tracks, and can I save them?

Also, I forgot how many contacts there are in this game. I know you need to call them to do certain things. Idk why the contact functions just aren't in a list on the multiplayer menu, rather than me having to actually call them because I forget what they all do.

>fivereborn and similar shit is that will be able to keep this game and in turn the thread on life support and certain little cuckstars here cant accept it
hue

>>153974025
fivereborn might have been a good idea if the modding community wasn't shit.

>>153974257
it needs more effort. also the fact that Cuckstar has shown a negative attitude towards mods probably turns people off. thank Cockstar for shooting themselves in the thigh.

>>153974492
can you ever address an issue without blaming some third party?

>>153974025
t. nullphaggot

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>>153969123
Lampadati Tropos
comfy and compact

>>153974624
we would have had a whole year of the mod community developing if cocksrar hadnt shutdown the predecessor to fivereborn, fiveM. my logic is undeniable.

>>153973948

Just go online and either drive up to the pink stunt race icons or quick launch a stunt race from your phone. As people make new tracks you can get text invites asking you to try them.

>>153974808
i am not this nullfag or whaever nigger, but damn boy, we could power certain african countries with the power harnessed from your anal clenching.

>>153974874
Yeah, I was doing that but I kept playing mediocre Rockstar made tracks. I guess I'll keep an eye out for texts.

>>153975019
Thanks for confirming, nullphaggot

>>153974819
>800k

Yeah, no thanks.

>>153975085
youre welcome literalphaggot

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>>153975096
Go make some money, you fucking peasant.

>>153974819
I do actually have one of those wishlisted for my racing garage. Are they actually nice to drive? I've only tried them in races.

srsly tho, why does nullphaggot always blame an external factor for every problem?

is the normal VG crew more active on PS4 than the PS4 crew?

>>153975505
Desperation to get people to join memeborn by claiming that it will get better later and the only reason it's not good now is because of things beyond their control.

>>153974492
>Use this mod
>That mod isn't good
>It's rockstar's fault
Who gives a shit whose fault it is, I'm not using your shitty mod.

>>153975505
shitskins can't except anything better than what they got. They hate anything greater, and anything that doesn't go their way is greater. It's why null loves such a shitty car and fears buffalo bell.

>>153975620
wait, there's more then one ps4 crew?

>>153975392
they feel fine in free mode as long as you're actually paying attention to the road and are attentive of its occasional over-steering

it actually is a sports car, so you should be able to outrun most shitters who come your way. esp. in off-road situations

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remember anons, a Bell post a day keeps the nullphaggot away

>>153977352
That's demonstrably false.

>>153977403
t. nullphaggot

>>153977352
Then why is nullphaggot still here?

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>>153975096
What are you, a broke ass bitch?
It's well worth the money, just for those headlights.

>>153977643
>just for those headlights.
Literal autism

>>153977508
Seriously, that shitty meme has been spammed in this very thread but nullphaggot is still here. Two wrongs are not making a right. Quod erat demonstrandum.

>>153977643
>tfw the monroe will never get a popup headlight update even though the design is blatantly based around them
it's so ugly, fuck

>>153977728
he's right though, i'd kill for more headlights like that, especially on the infernus

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>>153974819
>Slammed suspension
>On a rally car
kys my man

>>153977728
You probably don't even like stripes do you

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>>153978081
it isn't my image but it's obviously not being used like a rally car

Omnis > Tropos

>>153978857
kys my dude

>>153975620
PS4 crew is pretty much the standard crew, last time I saw the VG crew active was back in old gen.

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>>153977643
>that paint job

>>153978857
Dumb Audi poster.

>>153978857
>tfw no e30 to battle with them
>no non-rally omnis
fug

>>153978857
this guys gets it

>>153979197
Nice samefag, my man.

>>153978221
>haha so funni stripe maymay

>>153979586
>the angry at memes meme

>>153978857
it doesn't have the aesthetic that i'm looking for

also the tropos is lighter despite having similar performance

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>>153978979
wasnt me desu. I like his taste though.

>>153977826
>>153977619
Notice that nullphaggot fucked off? You just have to draw attention from it.

>>153983582
kys

>>153983658
'no'

>>153983582
pls go

>>153983582
I wish there were more 70s-era japanese cars in the game preferably with tasteful mods instead of full ricer.

>>153983582
used the wrong spoiler, so I have to give 9/10 bosozoku

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>>153983582
>we will never have a good enblem like that

fuck dis crew: always making us use stupid pill enblem

>>153984574
Kill yourself, furfag

>>153984574
take the red pill which will end your life and send you to hell

>>153984574
I know you're shitposting but you're giving furfags like me a bad name. Emblems on cars look like trash.

>>153978979
>that paint job
Is excellent. Fuck you for not getting A E S T H E T I C.

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>A E S T H E T I C.

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>>153985630
it's funny that you'd post that image

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrR1TGQY20Y

Is the ">Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle" spreadsheet up to date?

I'm looking at what car to upgrade next.

>>153986192
What are your choices?
When in doubt, consult Broughy.

>>153986362
That's where the spreadsheet comes from.

>>153986362
Well anything, I've got cash to burn and with this weeks playlist it's all muscle cars and I haven't got a single muscle car upgraded, so I want a good one for racing.

I've been holding onto a Sabre Turbo for ages for when it could be adjusted at Benny's only to find out it has the exact same shitty stats, so I'm reconsidering my options.

>>153986423
In any case, the answer is yes.

It would help if you listed the vehicles you were looking to upgrade as some are only marginally less shit with everything maxed out.

>>153986570
>I've been holding onto a Sabre Turbo for ages for when it could be adjusted at Benny's only to find out it has the exact same shitty stats, so I'm reconsidering my options.

How do you mean, anon?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYGoBVJQAuA

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>>153986850
Well I seem to be mistaken, I was just going from the wikia page at a glance.

Looks like the perfect time to upgrade a Sabre Turbo then, with the current 50% off Benny's.

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Galactypus comes to San Andreas; wat do

keep leaving this thread for like ten minutes and coming back to it to find nothing, something think of an interesting topic for people to talk about

>>153989192
What's the best way to blow up a tank without air vehicles or rocket launchers?
I say motorcycle and sticky bombs.

>>153989494
pedestrian vehicle, 5 sticky bombs on the front of said pedestrian vehicle, go off the radar, drive straight into it

if you really want to drive it home, drive into it from another street or whichever direction the barrel isn't already facing

additionally, you can drop bullshark testosterone a few blocks over before you go OTR, possibly amplifying the damage of the sticky bombs

>>153989192
What's your favourite radio station?
Mine's between WCTR and Radio X
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoTv06C7OGs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SbA7dQCH2c

where do i get a tropos without the livery?
can i get an omnis without the livery?

>>153989192
Would adding a repair tool make vehicular gun fights more fun?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5S3qfmsh5bY

>>153989959
caveman_discovers_fire.mp4

>>153989906
You just remove them via LSC.

>>153989889
Current gen: Worldwide FM
All gens: Fever 105

>>153989921
Vehicles are rarely damaged to the point where a repair tool would be necessary (i.e. bad enough to render the vehicle immobile but not bad enough for the vehicle to explode). It would be something for large vehicles that take a little longer to replace (i.e. Tank, Armed Insurgent, Turreted Limo, etc.), I guess, but you'd have to clear out pretty quickly before the enemy tries to finish you off. Also,

>Hydra

Was Homing Launcher a mistake?

That weapon has single handily removed any viability and fun of my Buzzard in free roam, and it's already useless for missions/heists.

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>>153990803
Remove the lock on capability but keep the rocket itself. RPG isn't fast enough.

>>153990879
that player was full white
what did he do to you?

>>153990986
Drove into my rocket.

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>>153990803
Yes. As was the armored kuruma, civilian insurgent, any attack helo, the hydra, and sticky bombs

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>>153991127
somehow i feel liable to doubt you

>>153991282
None of those are near as much anti-fun as the Homing Launcher though. The Kuruma blows up at the first sign of an explosive, attack Helicopters can be gunned down fairly easily with bullets, sticky bombs you actually have to be close to use.

I'll agree about the insurgent and the hydra though, probably more so the insurgent though because that thing is king griefer and is better than the tank. Jet's aren't even phased by the Homing Launcher because of the fact it can't catch them unless they aren't paying attention, even though it's the one weapon that should counter them.

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>>153991505
People can't help but drive into my rockets.

>>153991282
the hydra wasn't a mistake, explosive rounds were

they should have either dramatically reduced the blast range of the jets' explosive rounds or just given them rapid fire heavy rifle rounds essentially (ala insurgent gunner/turreted limo/etc.)

>>153991653
i get it, that random was chasing us but
no-one enjoys watching you do that

you're good at combat, so switch it up now and get good with some other aspect of the game

>tfw languagez will never been on m8

rip

>>153992252
Everyone is waiting for an update, Anonymous. Give it time.

>>153992025
I like watching me do that, though. Maybe tomorrow I can switch it up, tonight I'm tired as fuck, I'm a cuck that has to work on labor day.

goodnight, all none of you that care

has anyone noticed how some of the newer cars
are almost incapable of deformation? tried driving a tropos along one of the locomotives and it just lost the hood, no deviation at all.

>>153992492
>none of you that care
oh shut up

Is he this insufferable in game? Or does he save these hilarious witticisms for the thread?

>>153966254
What exploits?

>>153990359
but think of the fun that would be had ganging up on randos with a repair tool

>>153992985
Are you this insufferable in game, or do you save shitposts for the thread?

>>153992838
They're putting a lot less time when designing the cars, so deformation is limited at best.

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>>153960152
I want crazier Boso pipes for my Warrener.

>>153993123
Are you so dumb that you even answer rhetorical questions?

>>153993017
about as much fun would be had ganging up on randos with a police baton or some other otherwise use weapon in my inventory?

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>>153993352
Bosozoku refers to bikes.

I agree that the tail pipes aren't anywhere near ridiculous enough, none of the mods really make any of the cars that have them look like gang cars

>>153994193
I don't think the baton can fix weapons anon.

>>153994538
assuming you mean "fix vehicles" it would still be more of a novelty than anything

i'm certain there would be an influx of insurgent shitters though, tossing sticky bombs and ripping through players with the turret before driving a block over to repair themselves

TFW 3 years and still no clown van in online

>>153996504
They added your mom's vag in the last update

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Give me my van R*

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>>153964679

>can't even get back to 1 million myself

>>153966094
not that guy, but it's super easy to make at least a few million in a month if you've got a quota (i.e. $200k a day)

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How do you efficiently use air time in races? Like, I see some people on bikes just get a ridiculous speed boost when they fly off the ramp and go way past me, despite me being in the lead. Why is that?

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>>153998343
in cars, you can move further in the air by keeping your car leaning forward (front bumper pointing down) but you should make sure to even out before landing. outside of stunt races, try to skip ramps as much as possible because the incline only slows down cars.

on bikes, start to lean back (as if pulling a wheelie) as soon as you take off from the ramp and you should be perpetually moving forward through the air if you did it right.

beware, it's super easy to overshoot checkpoints doing this stuff so only use it when you know you need to cover a large distance with nothing in between

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>>153998615
>start to lean back (as if pulling a wheelie) as soon as you take off from the ramp and you should be perpetually moving forward through the air if you did it right.

CARE TO RUN THAT BY ME ONE MORE TIME?

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>>153999381
that's just how physics work for Rockstar newton, i don't fucking know

if you're going fast enough off a ramp and there's enough space beneath the ramp, you can lean back (front of bike facing upward, as if holding a wheelie) and you should fly through air in mostly one direction. it isn't limitless, though; you will eventually land again

the farthest i've been able to go by doing this glitch was all the way from paleto bay to downtown ls. it was a custom race involving BMX bikes and a floating platform

>>153999821
Basically the trick is combining wheelie boosting with curb boosting - you're putting all your weight over the rear of your vehicle which then hits the biggest bump possible, which as such gives it a gigantic boost. This is also why the trick where you can jump by driving a wheelie into a curb or short wall works so well.

>>153990803
Absolutely

It should at least be capped at level 75 to prevent beginners from using it

>>153990803
>not freeroaming with friends only
It's like you want to get angry

A lot of you losers are always complaining about annoying nerds in insurgents/hydras/whatever
I just want to tell you to get good, and stop whining about it please. You can easily beat these people at their own game and then they will leave to spare their precious k/d.

You can lock down any server by getting your jetfag friend up in the air and using a tankfag to roll on people below
can't outrun jetfag
can't hide from tank long enough to shoot jet
I'm sure you already knew this though and you are just being a bunch of whiny bitches

>>154001059
Maybe we just don't want to fight like niggers.

>>154001148
I'll do what I want faggot. If you don't like it then leave.

>>154001059
Fuck you shitter
The reason I hate jetfags is because GTA is infinitely more fun when there aren't military jets in the air constantly fucking patrolling for anyone having an ounce of fun so they can destroy that and I'm not about to constantly stay in the air just to avoid the shits. GTA IV multiplayer was infinitely more fun when the most powerful vehicle was a helicopter.

>>154001059
why should we have to flip our playstyle at a moment's notice because a shitter couldn't keep it in their pants?

some players may have reservations against using shitter tools and/or might not want to rely on mutually assured destruction to have fun

also a jet shitter can easily multitask. swoop down to take out the tank, go passive when other jet is pursuing it and do loops until it's got an advantage. it's better to just disable the shitter from the ground and stay on them so they can't get another jet

What are the best missions to solo grind?
Still at level 49

Can one play GTA Online on Xbox One if one has no friends on Xbox Live, nor anybody to invite to play with them?
I'm new to new gen consoles and haven't really played vidya since the late 00s.

>>154002398
violent duct? idk anon it's not much of a grind you have to wait 4 minutes just to get the max payout

if you've got at least $1M, you don't want to grind missions at that level. instead, you're going to want to start a VIP job (pref. executive search/sightseer) every few minutes in a near-empty server

once you've got at least $4M invest in an office and a large/medium warehouse. voila, no more missions ever again

>>154001059
>It's not unbalanced, all you need to do is focus 100% of your time and effort on playing exactly like them and have a second person with you to shut them down
You have to comprehend how stupid you sound right?

>>154002398
I used to grind most Simeon missions solo just to kill time. Cleaning the Cathouse is a mission to rescue an NPC at the hotel near Sandy Shores. You can land a helicopter on the roof and wait while she makes her way to it.

>>154002678
There are public lobbies, but most people are pretty unfriendly. Best bet is to join a crew you like the sound of and stick to playing with them.

>>154002678
>Can one play GTA Online on Xbox One if one has no friends on Xbox Live, nor anybody to invite to play with them?

Yeah, of course. Just select the 'online' option in the start menu so you can make a character first if you haven't already. Once you've done that, you can just hold 'down' on the d-Pad and move your right analog stick down (bottom of the character select wheel) to jump into GTA Online.

You can also jump straight into GTA Online from the loading screen if you press a certain button, but I recommend just doing it the first way.

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Is this even normal?

Tfw lurking this general while in therapy

>>153993352
thanks doc

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WAKE
UP

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post impractical, unnecessarily big-engined american transportation

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>>154007405

>>154006062
I am so glad that cancerous faggot is gone

>>154003610
What are you doing with the GPU?

>>154008210
Playing gta online. The framerate stays at 30fps in the city on medium settings but stutters so fucking much it's hard to drive.

>>154008303
Maybe it is thermal-throttling.

>>154008359
Don't think so, the gpu temps don't go over 69c and the cpu stays at 65c

>>154008386
Maybe it is thermal-throttling to not go over 70*C.

Is it a laptop by any chance?

>>154008585
No, it's a mini-ATX build and i's not that heavy to have very high temps. I will check with CPU-z to see if the clock speed changes drastically when playing.

>>153966016
have fun getting IV to start

>>154008147
who

>>154009836
(you)

>>154009924
I am not gone

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>>153994278
>People unironically think this looks good

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What's /gtag/ opinion on the Vapid Dominator?

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Anyone is online in PS4?

>>154011337
The Pisswater Dominator is better, but it's a fun and good car.

So, what are some must have mods?

So far I have the NFS speed gauge since I like to drive in 1st person and not knowing the speed is bothering me greatly.

>>154008676
Have you checked your CPU usage as well? I just picked up a 1070, but I'm also still running a 2500k and I'm now finding out exactly where my CPU bottleneck is. I've noticed that when the CPU is hitting the ceiling, my framerate tends to start bouncing up and down.

>>154011337
I don't like the way it looks but I acknowledge it's one of the better performing in its class.

Series A anyone? I wont have to leave mid game this time haha

>>154012964

Not really. I mean, it's alright, but by no means the Gauntlet in races. Dominator has to do twice the work to achieve the same result as a Gauntlet, for the sake of higher speeds.

>>154014771
Drop your name and platform.

>>154012964
its good if your good. Like >>154015220 said, as long as you put in twice the effort on turns, you'll get the advantage of the highest topspeed of muscle in the straights.

>>154015960

Well, Sabre Turbo Custom is faster than Dominator. But that requires like, four times the work of the Gauntlet because Sabre Turbo Custom is the most tail happy little fucker I've seen.

>>154010867
If only every car in the game had no mods available at all, right?

That would be much more tasteful and euphoric

>>154015871
dylandylan69420, pcucks

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>>154013208
Did some testing. The temps aren't that high to produce thermal throttling, the Core speed was always at 3500mhz and rarely dropped below 3300mhz. The gpu is fine and the ram too, I don't know what the fuck it's happening, maybe the updates broke the perfomance. Hitting 100% cpu usage had no effect to the perfomance.

>>154016982
Try downgrading your drivers, then?

>>154016982
What GPU?

>>154002714
currently doing violent duct
I must say its pretty good mission with ok payout especially since that I already have a kuruma.

>>154017915
R9 380 4GB, it's a very good card for 1080p

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Where is everyone?

>>154021020
Playing gta 3 multiplayer.

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>>154019225
If you're on the latest drivers, they don't say anything about GTA V stuttering, so it's not the drivers (if you did a clean install of them). So you can rule that one out.
There, I helped

Some folks also report that GTA V stutters like mad no matter the hardware configuration, if they have SELF Radio. It just works on my machine™, but if you have any music in there, try deleting it and see if it helps

Use Google, senpai desu baka

>>154019225
>amd
every fucking time.

>>154019225
wew lad
I have the 2 GB and I have literally no problems

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The lady has disappeared, but he keeps doing this shit and I can't move or do anything. Help, pls.

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I can't wait for the day when Hydra is no longer in the game.

Gamebreaking shitter enabling vehicle.

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>>154021756
>nvidia
>970
>can't even get higher quality textures because FPS drops into low 20s if I do
>oh, it was just them jewing out on the memory bus

>1060 3GB
>jewed again because nvidia can't fucking design memory busses at all, so they cut parts of the chip leaving me with crippled CU count

>want to use open DisplayPort standard branded as FreeSync
>can't because then nvidia would have less shekels from good goyims buying GSsync monitors and manufacturers wouldn't have to pay them even more shekels to get certified to use them

>watch as the company I bought my Kepler arch. GPU from cripples MY and at the same time competitor's performance, just to make their (nvidia's) arch. seem MUCH better by adding quite literally nothing to improve how the graphics look (tessellation)

>have my house burnt down by Fermi, the only nvidia architecture with a hardware scheduler (something AMD has on all their GPUs since 2010)
>hardware scheduler is capable of fully utilizing async-compute, getting more performance in low-level APIs like DX12 and Vulkan
>nvidia literally had to rip it out in favor of power consumption
>GTX 480 TDP: 250W
>RX 480 TDP: 150W
>both with hardware scheduler
>RX 480 is somehow a worse housefire than GTX 480 in retard's heads

>nvidia fucking over competitors again with their amazin GameWorks™ and HairWorks™ utilities which are also proprietary, disallowing competitors from optimizing around them, instead they cripple competitor's performance, unless they were to reverse engineer them

>nvidia buys Ageia, acquires PhysX, makes sure competitor can't use them
>consumers instead buy competitor and a cheap nvidia card
>nvidia disables PhysX entirely if competitor's card is detected in the system (so you either only buy nvidia, or basically go fuck yourself)
>as a result no games can now use PhysX because nvidia being fucking scumbags


wew familia, just trying to prevent GPU wars here

>>154016365
If only your taste wasn't so inexplicably awful, you might be able to come up with an actual reason as to why it looks good instead of using tired old memes to create one of the flimsiest strawmen in existence.

>>154022694
There isn't any war when AMD is objectively shit. The price just reflects this.

>>154022064
GHOST BLOWJOB WOO WOO!

>>154022694
stop fucking skimping on parts

>>154024447
Do you have to yell that every time?

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>GPU wars
>There are dozens of PC setups that can run GTA at 60 FPS with varying resolutions

Who cares? It's better than the game ran on the 360.

>>154024349
Yea dude, it's because the card that scores better in benchmarks, has more than double the VRAM, faster VRAM and a wider bus = higher bandwidth, has more TFlops, is capable of hardware async and supports my FreeSync monitor is OBJECTIVELY!!!! WORSE

objective
əbˈdʒɛktJv/
adjective
1.
(of a person or their judgement) not influenced by personal feelings or opinions in considering and representing facts.
"historians try to be objective and impartial"
synonyms: impartial, unbiased, unprejudiced, non-partisan, disinterested, non-discriminatory, neutral, uninvolved, even-handed, equitable, fair, fair-minded, just, open-minded, dispassionate, detached, impersonal, unemotional, clinical
"an interviewer must try to be objective"

It's AN OBJECTIVELY WORSE PRODUCT!!! THAT'S WHY IT'S CHEAPER!!!
no, not because nVidia is jewing every cent they can, just because it's nVidia and their brand.

Try looking at things from both sides for once familia


>>154024649
my inner /g/ gets triggered by /v/tards that think anything nvidia = best in the world. Not saying AMD is a saint, however they're far from the being the consumer ass-fucking niggers that nvidia is

>>154022694
Im happy with my stable 970.
Sure nvidia are jews but its not like AMD is any better. Hairworks actually works better on amd when its allowed so the gimping thing isnt entirely true.

The exclusive feature bullshit is the only real reason to hate nvidia but amd does it too so in the end we all get jewed.

>>154024112
Go ahead and pretend that you don't bitch and moan anytime someone posts a car ITT that isn't completely stock with a paintjob with no secondary colors, liveries, or bright colors.

Also if you're actually arguing that people need to have objective evidence to support their opinions on why something is aesthetically pleasing then you actually are too stupid to merit a serious response.

>>154024826
>It supports my hipster monitor so it's good!
>familia
Whoops, gonna have to discard your opinion there, champ. Better luck next time.
Yeah right, you'll probably still buy shit.

>>154024826
>my inner /g/ gets triggered by /v/tards that think anything nvidia = best in the world.
AMD isn't always putting up a fight so it's not like this is an inaccurate statement. Who else are you going to buy a GPU from than those two?

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>>154024935
>champ
Whoops, gonna have to discard your opinion there, champ. Better luck next time.

>>oh no, I ran out of arguments, well, let me just discard all your opinions instead

How is FreeSync a hipster technology? Jesus you're a faggot, explain this one to me

>>154025095
Dirty, dumb frogposting scum. Amd is for autists.

>>154022282
Making it a Pegasus vehicle was the biggest mistake.

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>>154025473
>oh fuck, no arguments again. Oh! I know, I'll just insult him
a classic

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>>154025550
>claims amd is superior
>has no evidence to support claim
>expects people to disprove him
I don't need an argument. You've failed to prove your point.

>>154022282
>A-A only missile
>weak, normal minigun instead of explosive gun
opinions?

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>>154025665
Here is some of the shad shit nvidia does.
http://www.anandtech.com/show/2443
http://hothardware.com/news/new-nvidia-drivers-disable-physx-if-a-nonnvidia-gpu-is-detected
http://www.xbitlabs.com/news/multimedia/display/20100119134616_AMD_Accuses_Nvidia_of_Disabling_Multi_Core_CPU_Support_in_PhysX_API.html
http://hothardware.com/news/indepth-analysis-of-dx11-crysis-shows-highly-questionable-tessellation-usage
https://www.techpowerup.com/165707/tsmc-gives-nvidia-priority-for-28-nm-manufacturing
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2013-06-10/ex-amd-workers-at-nvidia-lose-bid-to-end-secrets-lawsuit
http://www.forbes.com/sites/jasonevangelho/2014/05/26/why-watch-dogs-is-bad-news-for-amd-users-and-potentially-the-entire-pc-gaming-ecosystem/#742b19255cca

You can search benchmarks yourself, if you're after performance, I think you're capable of using Google, yes?

>>154025740
Instantly fixed, but shitters would cry too hard and it would be changed back anyway.

>>154025740
It should also only spawn at airports.

It is ridiculous how easy shitters can re-collect their Hydras, after you have shot them down once.

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>>154025871
>Nvidia runs their business like a business
Literally Hitler. Better buy amd just to spite them.

>>154022282
>>154025501
>>154025740

Do you crybabies actually think they're going to do anything at all about the Hydra?

Also you pretty much deserve it for doing nothing in the game other than freeroam DM for ALMOST 3 YEARS.

You do realize there's a game attached to freeroam right?

>>154026013
t. hydra shitter

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>>154025996
>pay prior AMD employees to show you classified information
>yup, that's legal
Better buy nVidia to fund a monopoly, goy

>>154026013
>There is something to do in the game.

It is very annoying getting my stand still somewhere time spoiled by hydras.

>>154026013
>You do realize there's a game attached to freeroam right?
Yes, and we've already done all of it. Freeroam is the only way to find new shit to do

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>>154026164
(You)

>>154025996
ssh
If everyone buys nvidia they will have a monopoly and we all know how that would end.
Just tell everyone how bad they are and they should buy AMD instead. Someone has to buy their garbage so they stay in the game and I aint gona be that someone.

>>154026320
Oh so you played one match from each gamemode once and then decided you didn't like it because it was too heavily balanced?

But you still think that you wouldn't feel just as bored if freeroam was limited in a similar manner?

Also before the Hydra you were complaining about the minigun and supercars with no back window so don't give that "they just need to remove one thing and IT WOULD BE PERFECT" bullshit.

>>154026801
>too heavily balanced
This game is anything but balanced.

>>154026416
>AMD is garbage
>they are literally giving away features for free (FreeSync doesn't require manufacturers to pay for certification and can implement it into every monitor for free, drastically improving viewing pleasure if you want to turn up graphic settings, lowering your FPS, adaptive sync literally adapts frame times, making say 30 fps look just as smooth as 60)

>nVidia is better tho
>their proprietary expensive equivalent works in borderless windowed mode!!1!
>the fact that they don't allow consumers to use an open standard; adaptive sync (branded as FreeSync) doesn't matter, should've bought a different monitor, goy

I literally have to buy AMD because nVidia won't let me buy anything else. Isn't it great? And no, why spend $100 more on a higher tier GPU from nVidia, if I can have $100 cheaper one from AMD, and get the same visuals? I fail to see how that could possibly benefit me, as the consumer.

>>154026801
>one shot headshots in a third person shooter
It's fucking shit anyway. If you're shooting around a wall that's covering your left side you can pop someone before they can even see you. This game is shit for the kind of things gamemodes want you to. Freeroam is just fucking around which is way more fun

>>154027024
Every single time someone complains about performance it turns out they have an amd gpu.
Doesnt matter how much fluff they throw around im willing to spend 100$ more for stability.
AMD does a lot of shady shit too, the libtard journo owned media is all about that poor underdog and big bad corporations bullshit so they arent reporting on them.

>>154027667
>willing to spend 100$ more for stability
Literally not once have I had a problem with any graphics card, be it Radeon or nVidia. Seems more like other software's problem. How come some guy's R9 380 stutters, but other's runs just fine? Do you really think it's AMD's fault? It cannot possibly be software related, can it...

Actually impressive how competing Radeon Technologies Group is, considering they have 1/3rd the budget of nVidia

>AMD does a lot of shady shit too
Oh they do? Can you show me a bunch of articles confirming that? I'd love to educate myself, thanks.

>>154026924
>Balancing a singleplayer game

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>looking up top speeds for shits 'n giggles

>1. 811
okay
>2. Hakuchou
okay
>3. 900R
okay
>4. Bati
okay
>5. BF400
wat

>>154031548
The problem is...?

>>154031865
2slow

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>>154032380

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>>153975392
If you're wary enough of over-steering and want a car that can handle off-road segments, then it's pretty good.

It still doesn't beat the Elegy in terms of acceleration/handling, but it makes up for it for being insanely grippy and sticking to the ground.

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>>154032928
Step it up

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>>154033580
This is mine.

:^)

>>154033580
Yes, your ebin launch glitch speed is so ebin. Now do you have anything to actually add or is this the extent of what you're going to do?

>>154034079
I could also post pictures of my balls that you'll be sucking on in a minute.

>>154036273
Didn't think so

>>154037159
You on the right

8===D~~~~~~x_0

>Some guy complains that PS4 /GTAG/ is dead
>I see him online
>Try to join him
>Change aim prompt
You do this to yourself.

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>>154038039

>>154038157
>scrub aim

>mfw miss the 360 era
>miss pizza, cerv and the others
Where did they go?

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>>154038183
>motion blur

>>154038582
Nobody cares, those fags were just as bad of circlejerkers as the current trannies.

>tfw no advanced engine tuning
>you will never know exactly how much to build up the cylinders in order to support a massive turbo pushing 600+ hp whereas some other idiot skimps and has his car's engine go boom in the middle of an important mission

>>154038524
Yeah, thats what he was in.

>>154038789
Maybe Cerv, but trannies and waifu fags are killing this place. At least Pizza fucking posted about the game, QT was the start of this cancer and people allowed that thing to fucking bully him and others out because they didn't respect his transition into a faggot who wants to be a little girl.
cerv was just a fucking mo who couldn't do anything right, but still

>>154039086
Marc, marek, and a few others were massive faggots. It wasn't just cerv.

>>154038582
iirc both pizza and serv moved onto PS4, then other games because dead.

>>154038672
that's the point.jpg

>>154039439
The point was to make your screenshot look like complete ass? Congratulations then, retard.

>>154039086
In fact, the only waifu most people had was the Binco QT.
>>154039361
Marc was a prick, /bfg/ and /wfg/ have him blacklisted
>>154039374
I see Pizza on Xbone all the time. When did he get a PS4?

>>154038183
>HE'S FAST

>>154039501
he posted a pic of himself on psn once, had the name pizza-kun or something

>>154039501
>/bfg/ and /wfg/ have him blacklisted
That's hilarious, what did he do there?

>>154039667
Huh, can anyone see if his in the community? I'd like to add him and say I was sorry for listening to Marc.
>>154039749
Well, he's a loud prick who insults people higher up. In a party once he said to a guy that "I hope your sister died slowly" to a guy who's sister passed away the month prior because he got a rare weapon in Warframe. She had cancer. Nobody fucking likes him.

>>154039958
Yeah, that sounds like him.

>>154039958
tbf cancer is a pretty meme illness, it's no surprise it'd be interpreted as a joke when the term is thrown around so liberally

marc's still a dick but fuck anyone who gets butthurt over stuff like that

>>154038183
M-masaka?!

>>154039958
Check community next time you're on

>>154039487
no
it's that if you use controller and pull the camera downwards it activates that shit

>>154040598
Cancer is a meme illness, but you don't say stuff like that to people and expect to get away with it. Considering I know people who have died of cancer, the poor guy had to watch powerless as she slowly died, mostly in pain

>>154040598
It's not even a reference to cancer, just that she died from a painful and slow disease. It's simple to imagine how it could hurt someone, unless you're a complete sociopath.

>>154040598
It is, but that's not the point. Point being you should at least be respectful of the dead. I mean, it's common courtesy. Then again, Marc is a literal autist.
>>154040485
He fucking abused pizza too, I think pizza might not be the smartest guy, but he seemed to trust people a lot. Marc was asking if anyone had pizzas dox for a while saying "he wanted to ruin him".

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>>154038039
>goats the autistic goats

Anyone here wants to do some heists? post sc

>>154042545
You first

>>154042545
>>154042857
KyaPamPam

So does anyone actually like going in 1st person and having it look like fucking midnight because of sunglasses? Is this actually a fun feature? More importantly, is there a way to turn that shit off?

Get rid of Sunglass filters when?

when will we be kicking futo drivers from the crew?

Why can't I join any of you memesters?

>>154044615
>So does anyone actually like going in 1st person
No.

>>154044648
You can't kick me because I'm already not in the crew.

>>154045034
Good, and we don't want you.

>>154045105
To be fair I don't drive my Futo much, I just have it as part of my Karin collection of cars since I am a Toyotafag irl. It's not often that I can get a proper race going with Futos, after all.

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is the Zentorno still relevant at all or should I sell it to buy something else?

Playstation Network is undergoing maintaince. Fuck!!!!! No! FML and my hippo problems!

>>154045594
>$60 a year

>>154045339
>Toyotafag

Get a Honda and join the real masterrace. My daily is a 09 si and it's really fun and reliable

inb4 lawn mower memes

>>154045581
Still relevant, but stunning cunts race cars are better. I like your gay picture.

>>154045749
I'd love a 2nd gen CRX.

>>154045581
>Owning the Razer super
Kill yourself

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>>154045749
H O N D A B O Y Z