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Competitive Season 2 is now live on all platforms. Sombra is still not out; countdown is still moving upward.

>Latest Patch Notes
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>Overwatch DPS Sheet
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>Competitive /owg/ Discord
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Ana is a good character!
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I HATE NIGGERS LOL
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best
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>>154109279
I agree.
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Sana Hong
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Ana is just a shit Zen
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>>154109405
I disagree
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>>154109405
You mean a better Zen. She's actually capable of keeping her team alive without an ult and can shut down yours.
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I like playing Ana, but fuck no, she's nowhere near as good as Zen.
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>>154109562
I partially agree
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Daily reminder that Ana is trash.
If you can win with her, you can with any hero much easier.
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>>154109646
I disagree again
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>>154109373
I like Gremlin, but I don't like how overwhelming that portrayal of her is. I want more Confident Hana like the one shown fighting the kaiju in the trailer, or maybe even a bit like Rita from All You Need Is Kill.
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Reminder that Bastion is the only hero that actually requires skill
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>>154109405
>>154109530
>>154109646

I don't necessarily agree, but the fact that her ult completely relis on the skill level of another player makes her more of a wild card compared to Zen.
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Ana fucking sucks, get over it
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>when you combo a speed boost and wallride into an enemy zarya ult at the last second and break it down just in time to save your team from a rip tyre
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>>154109530
she's a worst zen a good zen can do way more damage than a good ana
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>>154109860
that image is just a recolor of Umaru
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>>154109909
When she ults my 76 I get team kills.
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>>154109405
Ana is actual heals, Zen is dps put in wrong category.
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>>154109646
She's fucking amazing when you don't miss all your important shots.
She charges ult in under a minute, and that turns on of your heroes into something worst using an ult on alone.

>>154109906
Having over 75 hours on Rein, I fucking love being the default target for nanoboost.
I understand our dps should get it in some situations, but I feel like the Ana has faith in me so I need to go even harder than usual.
Unless I get focused by 3-4 guys and get a heal prevention cocktail thrown at me, I almost always get at least two kills and get everyone to back the fuck off the rest of my team.
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>>154109897
My sister picked up the game last week and got PotG and 70% kill participation just sitting in a corner in King's Row as Bastion in her very first match.

She's played TF2 a grand total of maybe an hour, and has played no other FPS before.

So either you're saying my sister's some sort of Overwatch Savant or you're a lying liar that doesn't know what skill is.
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>>154109909
I disagree once more
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>My teams sole healer was Zennyatta
>Their sole healer was Ana
>Won
WOW
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>>154109965
>hanging in midair during Zarya ult
>can break it down
>getting pushed against a wall and fucked by Hog ult
>can't break it down
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What is this advanced Ana shitposting
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>widowmaker
>dps ana
>THAT genji
>offense bastion
>symmetra
this game needs a kick vote function
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>Opposing player ults
>Kills me
>As I'm walking out of spawn that player ults again
why
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>guy picks ana
>refuses to switch to an actually good healer such as Lucio or zen
>switches to lucio on overtime
>"see? I told you Lucio was shit"

Am I getting trolled? How did these people get into diamond?
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>>154110316
How does one Ana shitpost?
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>playing Ana
>enemy pooshing point
>just me and torbjorn
>we both have ult
>he uses, and I power him up
>just sits there whacking his turret
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When did people start being so autistic about 2 tank 2 healer?
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>>154110224
Plot twist: skill matters more than comp.
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>>154110518
literally every post about Ana is a shitpost
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>>154110586
Ana popped a good 12 ults that game, our Zen was lucky to pop 2
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>quintuple kill off a Zarya ult
>3 person res and an assist gets PotG

they need to rework this algorithm
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Do people hate D.va that much? today reaper and 76 solo ulted me.
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>>154110065
I know, but it's still part of the Gremlin D.Va fandom.
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>>154110508
>good healer such as zen
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>>154110698
How do you feel about longcat D.Va?
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>>154110657
>76 and reaper solo ulting dva
Hello bronze mmr!
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>>154110586
>>154110646
No I was in that game too; the Ana was way skilled and popped 16 ults and 360 noscoped our entire team but we still won because they had an Ana they lost by default :/
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>>154110552
I don't know but it bothers me.
>Lucio spends entire match bitching about comp because we have a junkrat and a mei
>we win handily
>says he carried us with a character that is wholly incapable of carrying
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>>154110646
Every teammates of Ana were agents of forced 50 then.
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>>154110750
is there a middle piece
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>>154110813
You know how I know you weren't in that game?

It was a custom game with 11 WoW friends who only post on Reddit
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>>154110702
If your team is not braindead and sit around just shooting straight, Zen is an excellent choice because of his discord orbs and he does not have to stop attacking himself while healing others.
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>>154110871
no
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>>154110345
>>154110486
>>154110508
>>154110542
Didn't realize I found my way to the casual forums.

>>154110552
>have 2 tanks 3 dps 1 healer
>none of them die and we get rolled

>have 1 tank 3 dps 2 healer
>they break through choke easily and grab your healers

>have 1 tank 2 defense 2 dps 1 healer
>they just group and take one of your flanks with a few picks then take point easily

I'd rather have 2 shitty dps than 3 shitty dps, since 9/10 tens our dps will be shit.
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>>154110898
it looks like there should be I dunno
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>>154110802
>Hello bronze mmr!

close, gold


;_;
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>>154110552
It's more that the third DPS will always be Hanzo or Torbjorn, and then the lone healer is Ana
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>>154109279

>Ana is a good character

kys
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>>154110552
its usually the way to go senpai. why are you against it? if you dont mind me asking? its the basic meta
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>>154110552
They've been watching too much pro play
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>someone leaves for a meeting in the middle of competitive
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Every fucking game. Every single fucking game when we wipe them this little faggot just sits there and gives me this stupid look on her face. What should i do about her? Ideas?
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Post em
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>>154111157
Kill her first, very simple.
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elmayo
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>>154111157
Pray that your flankers find her and kill her while she hides in some obscure little corner waiting for her team to die so she can res.
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>>154109405

Don't insult Zen by mentioning that hags name in the same sentence as him.
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>>154111220
No, you mind find which of the 12 pieces of cover she's hiding behind, then try to focus her down through the team you're also trying to kill.

Stop using the lmao just shoot her haha argument. It's as valid as haha just wait until her bubble goes down or haha just don't get stunned.
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>>154111368
just follow the glowing beams, nerd
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>>154111179
For Rein, or my favorite? because my favorite changes on just about every time I go back to the main menu
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>it's a "Pharah is allowed to exist when our team has a Widowmaker and a McCree" episode
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>>154111449
Generally she's not healing if she's planning to use her ult.
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>>154110750
Completely unrelated, though I'd hazard to place it under meme d.va (a subcategory of gremlin d.va).
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>>154111529
then you fucked up by not killing her first
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>get trapped in a Junkrat trap on right side exit of Anubis while trying to get to point before enemy caps
>lose
you ever feel like the enemy can read you like a book?
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I want to kiss Fareeha Amari!!!!
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>>154111614
Read the thread. Unless you're talking about before she's planning to use the ultimate, in which case, consider the ability of respawning.
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>>154110057
You're playing a support, you're not supposed to be worrying about dealing damage as your priority. She can keep her team alive, Zenyatta can't.
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>>154111368
tracer winston dva
pick one of these and only focus on mercy the whole game
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>>154111614

>just let mercy dictate the entire game by playing hide and seek
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>>154111030
honestly my friend plays ana everymatch now and she literally saves the squad every match. clutch sleep darts, perfectly timed ults and solid heals. people need to put time into her.
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>>154111656
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>>154109646

Anon speaks the truth.
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>play comp Nepal
>go Junkrat
>go 0-2
>switch to Mei
>win 3-2
Mei is easy mode, this shit is ridiculous, you can stall the point alone for 20+ seconds
way longer with ult
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>>154111656
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>>154111267
i have this same problem. i can have a six man team. and ill be a winston JUST so i can pick off the mercy. and NOBODY ever helps. even if i literally ask over and over and over. idk what it is. people cant prioritize.
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>>154108970

Threadly reminder that the tail on Imp/Devil skin isn't the only long thing on that character.
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>>154111738

A lone genji/Tracer can find her and murder her easily, just as they do with Sym's teleporter
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>travelling to VOLSKAYA INDUSTRIES
>start to pray that someone quits and cancels the match
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>>154109909

+1
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>>154111179
I was so close to gold pistols
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>Control Point at Lijiang Tower
>We have a Reinhardt, 3 DPS, and 2 healers
>Got my hopes up with the good Team Comp
>The Rein kept rushing in, pinning, and dying
>Enemy Team picks us off one by one
>We lose the entire match because of this
>Multiple people on my team kept complaining to the Rein, but he didn't listen to them

I don't like telling people how to play, what do say to that shit? I didn't bother because I know people play how they want to play and play worse when people complain.
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>Pharah laugh-snort
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so which character is hard to master?
i need a good challenge
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>>154111926
Widowmaker, every map, attack or def. Gl anon
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>>154111858

Why would anyone use the devil/imp skins when they make her tits look smaller?
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>TRACER WHY DON'T YOU KILL THE BASTION
>the guy is playing pharah
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>>154111897
>Tracey.png
>not Smuga.png
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>>154111914
She's an adorable dork.
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this fucking game would be 10 times better if genji was straight up removed
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>>154110057
>Ana
>Damage
REEEE THIS IS WHY PEOPLE DON'T PLAY ANA WELL.

ANA IS SUPPORT, FOCUS ON HEALING. SHE OUTHEALS MERCY FFS.
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If someone leaves on my team, should I also just leave? It's not like we're going to win with one less on our team.
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>>154111973

Devil/Imp is a trans character.
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>>154112071
Fact
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>>154112015
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>>154111973
Is this a trick question?
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>>154111926
Tracer
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>Enemy pushes to where you pushed to a helluva lot faster than you did

>Have to hold a single choke for 5 and a half minutes
>As Rein

>Get to the final 30 seconds

>"HOLD FAST FRIENDS, THEY WILL NOT BREAK OUR DEFENSE"

>MFw we win

God fucking damn that felt good. New season high too
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>>154112071
if hes so op. then just play genji all the time :)
if that doesnt work, then youre full of it.
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>>154112071
t. falseflagging genji-main pretending genji is still relevant
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>tfw will never get to hold her beautiful blue body
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>>154109290
>tfw got the player icon but not the spray
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT
WHY IS THIS HAPPENING SO MUCH
I JUST WANT TO PLAY COMP
THIS HAPPENED 6 MATCHES IN A ROW
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>>154112182
Good.

Touching corpses is disgusting.
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>>154112137
What happens if you Nano and Speed Boost an Ulting Rein? What do you even call that?
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>>154112193
>tfw got the spray but not the player icon
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>>154112182
You need to be sneaky, anon. Don't get caught.
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>>154112226
your suckyness most likely offended him to a great deal so he actually took the penalty rather than play with you cancers.
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nth for

M A T C H M A K I N G
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>>154112238
Wait, I did get her Olympic player icon!
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I dont get it. I am just so fucking good at Torb. Like, seriously, POTGs Gold medals, everything.
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>>154110131

Ana is shit for heals because most people can't aim for shit during an actual firefight

>b...but I'm a special snowflake that can 360 no scope my Tracer and double jumping Genji teammates with heals at 50 meters.

Yeah right and you still lost faggot.
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>>154110882
>>154110882
I was clearly being facetious anon. The situation I was proposing was not only ridiculous and couldn't have taken place, but was a direct exaggeration / escalation of your post. The point was you were providing no evidence outside of your "experience", which can easily be made up and holds no objective value.

Being autistic must be difficult, but you can do it. I'll try to keep my critiques as direct as possible from now on.
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>>154108970
>Play comp with 5 people I know personally
>Lose horribly
>Play solo queue
>Win easily
This does not make sense
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>>154112346
if the SR diference is unreasonably vast, the Underdog should gain 5-10 SR for staying and losing. And if they won, the losing team should lose 250 SR minimum
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>>154109909
Ana is fantastic, her kit is amazing for a Healer and if you can fucking aim she has stellar healing output. Literally no other healer can bring someone back from the brink of death to full health in under 3 seconds, even on Tanks. And Nano Boost makes Tactical Visor, Dragonblade, and Whole Hog exceedingly dangerous Ults and top of making Rein a killing machine.

Ana is great, git good.
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>>154112429
If you can't hit your allies as Ana then you can't hit shit with Zen and that pick will be even more wasted.

At that point your options are pretty much Mercy or Winston. As anyone else requires too much aim.
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>>154112498
It was a looooong Lijiang game, and they had 4 tanks
There was a moment where she ulted Hog, who got 5 kills, then ulted him again 15 seconds later
They lost because we had a Mei, Reaper, and Tracer
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>>154112236
kys
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>>154112507
I have a similar experience.
>placements with buddy and his friend who were around my rank s1 and another friend who was much lower rank than us in s1
>draw, loss, win, loss
>good friends drop out, stuck with bad friend
>win, loss, win, win, win, win
I don't get it
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>>154112651
i just read up on winstons lore
is it correct that a gorilla colony on the moon is canon?
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I wanna hug her.
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>>154112548
They need to split into Solo/Duo & Team 6s. There's a brick wall at Master where 70%+ wr premades start cropping up.
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>>154112963
I wanna fug her
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>>154111619

I don't play him but I think junkrat mains are some of the most tactically thinking players in the game.

It like they can read minds sometimes.
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>>154112963
t. Widowmaker
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>>154112963
Too bad, she doesn't want to hug (you).
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Hey!
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>>154112896

there is a map easter egg on gibraltar
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How much damage to Helix Rockets do? Every-time I think it's going to kill someone they tend to live with a sliver left.
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>hey dude, can you please switch off junkrat/ana/bastion/other shitty hero
>FUCK YOU THIS IS MY GAME AND I'LL PLAY IT HOWEVER I WANT

Why are these people even playing comp?
How did they reach diamond?
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>>154112701
>Necrophiliac telling ANYONE to kill themselves
You love the dead so much, why don't you join them?

>>154112968
They being the red team, or they being Mememan and his gang of cucks?
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>Losing 50~ points when I lose
>Gaining 15~ when I win
????????????????????????
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>>154112963
I want to rape her.
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>>154112657
> a custom game
> 4 tanks
> using 2 ults in the span of 20 seconds
You're missing the point of personal experience being inadmissible evidence. Plus, even if it was good evidence, that particular game sounds very different from the norm, and your friends don't sound very good.
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>>154113076

120 damage on direct hit, 80 splash, 40 far splash
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>>154113098
Because Amelie can be go back to normal by accelerating her heartbeat.
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>>154113101
just dont lose lmao
what are you, bad?
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>>154112963
I want to break her fragile little soul
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>>154113041
I don't know how to tell you this

She's not real. None of them are.
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>>154113084
They probably play the character just fine and you're too numb to meta worship to realize skill trumps numbers.
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>>154111759
So is she Native American or Egyptian?
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FUCK YOU BLIZZARD NIGGER FAGGOTS
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>play ranked with 2 friends
>win 5 games in a row

Can't wait til it all goes down. One thing fore sure, I'm never playing solo Q again, fuck that shit.
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any cute traps want to queue competitive
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>>154113269
she's brown, what blizzard is trying to say is that they're all the same
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>>154113269
yes
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>>154111914
sauce
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>>154113116
Are you implying that Ana doesn't charge ult at an exceptionally fast rate? You'd literally be the ONLY person who would suggest that if this is the case
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>>154113269
Egyptian. The alternate skins don't have to do with canon in 95% of the cases.
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>>154113098
I mean matchmaking in general lad.
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Should I be using a different reticle or color than the default? If so, what?
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>>154113035
No. It is just trial and error.

t. 18 hours Junkrat (not main)
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>>154113084
>they switch off to a meta hero
>still lose
Now what?
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>>154113376
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>>154113084
I have a genuine question. What do tryhards feel when they lose against a non-meta comp?
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>>154113490
I use red/default
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>>154113084
junkrat is fine, ana is fine, bastion is fine if you have a rein
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>>154111619
>Be junkrat
>Lob trap at key spots where the probability of someone walking onto it without seeing it is high, slap mine nearby
>Collect kill
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>>154112237

Beyond God
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>>154113668
Bastion is never fine
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>>154113269
Egyptian, her tattoo is the Eye of Horus.
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How's Season 2 been so far? Been hearing its a fucking disaster
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Dumb question but does the capture point capture itself any faster when there are more team members on the objective?
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>>154113330
whats your rank daddy?
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>>154113250
t. reaper main
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Remember
Every time a Torb or Bastion wins a match, you enable them to keep picking a crutch character
Do your part and push their shit in
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>King of the hill in comp
>People dont pick Winston Roadhog Zarya + Ana+Lucio+Zen/2 supports + Reaper/mei

>"but muh mccree"
>"ima mercy main :)"

I want out of plat

I was 68 last season why the fuck did I play placement matches with silver friends
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>enemy Rein charges our Rein
>I heal our Rein
>our Rein proceeds to walk away and let the other Rein kill both of his supports
>this is the same guy who played Symmetra on defense all the way up until the payload was feet away from the objective
>on Route 66

Why are some people so shit at this game? I am guilty of a stupid Rein charge or two, but I don't do it every fucking time I see an enemy. And Symmetra? He maybe teleported 5 people at most, and his teleporter was destroyed almost instantly by the enemy Genji. How is one A) stupid enough to play Symmetra on Route 66, and B) hard-headed enough to stay Symmetra right up until he is about to lose?
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>>154113729
>play against team of all Soldier 76
>go junkrat and watch them all drop like flies one by one
Even got POTG
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>>154113490
I think the majority of people who change the color change it to green for various reasons:

>It's one of the rarest colors on most maps
>The human eye can usually distinguish shades of green the most
>It contrasts with the red outline of your enemies
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>>154112237
A Team Kill
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>>154113986
I'm getting fucking sick of the reins who just charge the enemy nonstop

the worst part is they make you believe you have a tank when you actually don't
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>Zarya's olympic skin has weights attached to the bottom of her weapon

Thats pretty neat. And here I thought all of her weapons were the same for each skin
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Finally got it. Now I just need to get all of her skins and her new emotes and I will have all of my waifu's things.

and her golden guns.. but I'm too plebian to get that. ;_;
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Halloween even when
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Have you offered your blood to her yet, anon?
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>>154114291
yeah I have it too but the cute icons are so bad jesus christ
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>>154112237
>Nano boosted
>Speed boosted
>Zarya shielded
>Power amped by mercy
Unstoppable
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http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20749165133

Blizzard fucked up so badly. Even the pros are starting to leave the game due to their incompetence
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>>154110649
I heard on the official forums that they plan to fix that.

Fun fact: Besides Mercy, the heroes that get PotM most often are McCree followed by Reaper. Even with the Deadeye cancel need.
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>>154114292
Confirmed for Never
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>>154112963
I don't.

She's red team, kill her and behead her like the haram little bitch she is.
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>>154111914
I think it's just the sound of her suit rattling.
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>>154111926
Ana, Widowmaker, Bastion
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>>154114386
For Quick Play its:

Quick Play:

1. Bastion
2. Genji
3. Torbjörn
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>Nerf and buff Genji at the same time, leaving him as cancerous as before
>Buffed Mei into viability
>Buffed Logzo into viability, leaving his 450 damage point at floor outskill in
>These characters all attract the shitters, as well as the good players that make you want to neck yourself
Best update ever.
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>>154114364
True. The pixel sprays are better for sure. I'm just glad I got it without cheesing it and just teleporting myself 20 times.
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>>154112963
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>>154113195
Then why doesn't she?

Seems kinda inconvenient to have all your organs not working. I mean She basically is dead and clearly rotting, her immune system must've be either completely dead or long gone.
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>>154113380
I'm not saying that at all, are you implying that I'm implying that? It charges real quick.

What I am saying is that the situation provided, of using Ana's ult twice in fifteen seconds is difficult to believe, however.

That being said, even if that was totally the case, wouldn't the provided example be a reason as to why Ana would be good?
> Ana ults a road hog and gets 5 kills
> Ana uses her ugly on the road hog again 15 seconds later
> Ana is bad
??????

I didn't even mean to start a shit fit with you, but come the fuck on here anon
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>>154114661
Because Talon controls her.
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>>154113592

Never happens. It's always because some tard on our team rolled Ana or Torb on attack.

I get super salty when my team with a fucked up team comp loses.

If we lose with a proper team comp then we lost fair and square. Not because some faggot on our team thinks he's a special snowflake that can play some retarded shit at the wrong time and place.

I will never complain in Quick Play but in Comp it's a different story.
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>>154111973
FLAT IS JUSTICE

>>154110542
Trust is a fickle thing
>>
Jeff Kapaln responded to complaints about no leaderboards:

"We're working on a Leaderboard feature. We've made a lot of progress on it. It's been shelved twice for other priorities (all the Season 2 changes for example). But hopefully we can release it this year."

So that means, once again, they're not even bothering to add critical features until the next season. Great job Jeff!
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>>154113592
They feel that either they or their team failed to exploit the glaring weakness that the non meta comp had. Because it's true most of the time
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>>154114331
I want to stake her
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>>154114759
>work on leaderboards
>players bitch that nothing changes IG
>work on changes IG
>players bitch that there's no leaderboards

Overwatch is far from perfect, but shit man, give them some breathing room.
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>me ooga
>team booga
>18 loss streak
>2% win rate on season 2
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I wish they'd never buffed mercy

Seeing her on my team every game, and she doesnt fucking help

At least last season people knew she was shit and stuck to lucio zen. Now they keep picking her and doing fuck all because they think shes good
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>>154113853
Yes up to 3 people
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>>154114576
Now if they could ONLY buff 76. His nerf just made him fucking useless since McCree can do his job much better. Also how about a

Widowmaker buff, god knows she needs one badly. Can't forget a Mercy buff to actually give her an escape option((and no shift doesn't count since its only useful if your teammate happens to be at the right distance so you can get out safely)). An E ability would be great, as would a buff to her health and her damage output. Lucio and Zenyatta still do her job so much better.
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>>154114686
Which she's never leaving since they gave her the Big Spic Thicc Dicc.

So enjoy your corpse friendo.
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>>154108970
OVERWATCH TIER LIST

>Offense
Mccree = Genji = Reaper
Soldier 76 = Pharah = Tracer

>Defense
Mei = Hanzo
Junkrat
Widowmaker = Bastion = Torb

>Tank
Reinhardt = Winston = Zarya
D.va = Roadhog

>Support
Mercy = Lucio = Zenyatta
Ana
Symmetra
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>>154113668
That rhyme was sublime
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>Play my heart out during all my promo games
>lost most of them
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>>154114984
>bronze player: the post
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>>154113780

Bastiin depends heavily on the player and if they know how to constantly flank and relocate.

Bastion can also save your bacon on defense in the final seconds of a payload map.
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>>154114930
>a Mercy buff to actually give her an escape
Just change her SHIFT to allow her to fly without needing a teammate or corpse nearby. Just a horizontal boost like Pharah's vertical.

>Widowmaker buff
Revert her damage to prenerf. Give her bodyshots back, lower her grapple cooldown, or give her old charge rate back.
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>>154114903
Mercy is still useful though, are you playing in bronze?
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>>154114862
People are pissed because Jeff and Blizzard promised they were going to fix all the problems Season 1 had. I'll post some stuff from this thread on the OW forums:

http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20749165133

Now go ahead and point out what EXACTLY is wrong
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>>154114984
>road hog placement
>Ana & Mercy placement

*noncommital wavy hand motion*
Eeeeeehhh
Pretty spot on though
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>calibrate to 2177
>now 2001
>check profile of people playing with me
>everyone calibrated around 2300~2500

Only in Kaplan Experience™
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>>154112237

>Enemy team is running the babysitted Bastion and Torb turret with all angles protected.
>Nano-boost Rein
>Zenyatta discords enemy reinhardt, pops tranquility and rolls in with him
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why didn't Overwatch copy dota and just do a solo sr rating and a group sr rating
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>>154115116

>Calling someone else bronze

>Because the worst healer in the game, that cant deal damage while healing, that has a worse ultimate than zen and lucio because it relies on your entire team losing a fight, is shit

Mate you must be the one in Copper League if you think she's good

She's shit. +10 healing per second on her beam doesnt change shit from last season
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>>154115081

I went 5w 5L and 4 of the 5 losses there was an Ana on our team.

Only one time I lost with a proper team Comp in my placement matches.
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>>154115328
why?
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>>154113263
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DON'T FUCKING REMIND ME
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>>154114941
I will enjoy her very much.
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>play ana
>get 5 gold medals
>"wtf ana switch"

sigh how i wish i could ult myself desu
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>>154110926
What if I play healer and tell me team one healer (me) is enough and I bust my ass off to heal everyone? Is it a good idea?
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>>154115393
No I'm in diamond. The healing changes with ult charge and her buff means her ult charges faster now. She's quite useful in defense.
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>>154115328

It would create 10 minute queue times probably.
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>>154115458
so I don't play with boosted idiots
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>>154115328
>Have to do placements again every time you group up with different people.
Hilarious, but terribly impractical.
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>>154115490
Get two anas and boost each other
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>>154114984
Let me fix the tank section for you
>Zarya
>
>POWER GAP
>
>Rein, Winston
>D.Va
>
>POWER GAP 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
>
>Roadhog
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I JUST DROPPED 50 POINTS BECAUSE MY TEAM WAS SHIT.
FUCKING BLIZZARD YOU EXPECT ME TO CLIMB RANKS WITH THIS SHIT SYSTEM?
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>>154115490
Why the fuck aren't you healing instead of getting kills?
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>>154113035
Yeah that's basically being a good rat, thinking how someone's gonna move before they do if they gonna pop invuln/move abilities and when. That sort of shit
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>>154115490
Get another shittier Ana to boost you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HWuLpr6NuE
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>>154114694


This.

I automatically gets demoralized when I see Ana on my team.
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>>154115116
But compared to Lucio and Zenyatta, she's worthless. As soon as you get higher in the ranks you will be demanded to switch if you dare pick her. And if your team loses, then all the blame falls on you.

>>154115113
>Just change her SHIFT to allow her to fly without needing a teammate or corpse nearby. Just a horizontal boost like Pharah's vertical.
What Mercy I guess really needs is the following:
>Increase her HPS(Healing Per Second). She can heal at 50 HPS compared to Lucio's 40 HPS. Issue is, Lucio can heal everyone around him, which makes him much more viable to the team.

>Increase her damage
Give her at least some kind of boost in her DPS. Zenyatta can actually handle himself decently in combat, but if Mercy has to fight she's pretty much fucked.

>Increase her health
Seriously fucking this. While Mercy, Lucio and Zenyatta do have 200 HP in total, Zenyatta and Lucio can easily get out of harms way, since Lucio can use speed boast and Zenyatta is simply faster than Mercy. Mercy's crutch is that, since she is much slower than those two, she's at a major disadvantage even with her shift ability. Give her at least 250 HP
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>tfw someone accuses you of aimbot when you're on a roll with mcree
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THEY FUCKING DROPPED THE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL
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is there any pont to playing hanzo?

also where do I find those charts with character pick rates?
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>>154115316
>pic
Soldier 76 doesn't fucking play around with his tough love.
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Lucio is so fucking boring

>>154115990
Be annoying to the enemy team and make your teammates hate you if you're bad
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>>154115752
This.
My friend usually solely plays Zen in comp but he likes Ana too.

I want to tell him she's shit but I like him too much.
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>>154115180
Why do bad players always need to give their opinion on things? Sure it's a team game, but when u get carried u better say thanks instead of asking for your friends rank :)
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>>154115490
You're not playing the mandatory meta that the pros want you to use. For the pro scene only the following are acceptable:

2 Supports: Both Zenyatta and Lucio MUST be on your team.

2 Attackers: Both must be McCree and Genji

2 Tanks: Both must be Zarya and Reinhardt

And of course, ABSOLUTELY NO DEFENSIVE PLAYER PERIOD. You can get away with maybe a Winston or Reaper, but anyone else and you will be asked to switch
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>>154115968
Explain or I wont care nigga.
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>>154114710
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>>154115802
Shift change is plausible so is the healing speed too.

Her damage won't be increased I am almost sure if it and if the Shift changes happens her HP won't be increased, remember she regens to full HP out of combat.
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>>154116085
>she
>him

>>154115903
>back when hanzo was popular and everyone screamed hacker at every decent one
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Will hero switching mess with my final placement ranking?
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>>154116174
Him as in my friend and she as in Ana, can you not read fucking English?
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>We anxiously await Sombra's appearance
>Turns out with her mask off she looks like a Tumblr feminist and not attractive at all
>Waifufags BTFO
>These threads lose their shit
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>Win half your games
>lose rank
What a retarded system. Underdog systems should honestly only reward the underdog, not punish the overdog
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I'm stuck in silver. Not complaining, I just have one question:
What are some FOOL-PROOF strategies for eliminating shitters? I was on a team and we got absolutely stomped by a Bastion/Symmetra combo. I know these strats would never work at higher ranks- but I am now realizing the more I try to play like the "pros" I get stomped.

Anyway, yeah. I think I'm going to start playing Bastion and Torb more. Fuck this shitter rank, I guess I sometimes forget that not everyone browses /owg/ and follows the meta closely enough to know those ggez characters are actually really easy to kill.
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>>154109279
You mean Hana?
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>>154116257
Unfortunatly some people like that too and are probably playing overwatch and use 4chan.

There's faggots who are into ugly chicks.
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>>154115638

Group rating doesnt work like that

YOu just have a rating for when you play alone and another for when you play with a group
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>>154116385
No. D.Va is a shit.
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>>154116374
literally pick reaper, get close and click on people
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>>154116257
>implying Blizz would make another ugly girl character
Zarya already took that spot anon
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>>154116374
Just get good with McCree/Genji/Tracer and carry your team so you can climb
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>>154116385
""""""character""""""""
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>>154116463
They need to make a skin of Zarya in her early 20s that shows her before she became a man.
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>>154116078
Pretty much this. If you're gonna play Hanzo you better damn well be good with him. He's really good on Payload but on KOTH he's not all that great. Also do not use his scatter shot since its useless
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>>154116592
>Scatter is useless
At least try to disguise how shit you are at the game
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>>154116170
Her HP does need an increase since she's a glass cannon. And while Blizzard finally buffed her by making her heal much faster, which is a massively good thing, she still cannot match Lucio's group healing.
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>>154115490

>Get another Ana to boost you

>It's fucking nothing because Ana is shit.
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>>154115490
>sees there aren't any other healers
>picks Ana as the only healer
>proceeds to focus on doing damage more than healing
>"I have 5 medals leave me alone!"
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>>154116808
if the rest of his team can't outdamage ana they deserve to lose anyways
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>>154116257
I expect her to be an ugly white haired blue-eyes nigglet.
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>>154116078
>Lucio is so fucking boring
Also wanted to say I agree with this. But sadly Lucio is really mandatory if your team is going to win, specially on payload. In the Diamond ranks if you do not pick Lucio you will be harassed by your teammates constantly.

Lucio is, in a way, desperately needed in order for a team to win.

>>154116706
No it literally is. You're better off using tracking, since its much more useful and viable to help out your team. Scatter arrows are good for only harassing. Other than that they're useless
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>>154116463
>>154116574
>le zarya us ugly
She's not symmetra or widowmaker.

She's decent looking for a fit woman.
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>>154117041
>widow
>ugly

are you fucking gay?
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>>154117001
Scatter arrows can instakill most heros
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>>154117041
>responding to obvious bait
>>
The sad fact is, no matter how ugly Sombra looks, 4chan will still eat her up because this place is now infested with beta cucks.

We used to have more testosterone years ago.
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>>154117087
See >>154117115
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>>154117138
>retarded /pol/ teenager doesn't understand how preferences work
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>>154117087
He's saying she isn't a supermodel, especially when compared with the other character, but that she certainly isn't ugly.
>>
So, is Blizzard actually going to reveal Sombra already? That AR thing they were running was a fucking joke and only managed to piss everyone off. It seems like they're making us wait till Blizzcon in November to give us anything.

Also wanted to add my two cents on Eichenwalde. What the fuck were Blizzard thinking? You literally made a map that the team on defense has an overwhelming advantage on, and unless you're offense has a great team, you simply have no shot of winning.
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>>154117138
Give her a large ass and boom, everyone will like her despite having a terrible everything.
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>>154117267
man I do love me a nice ass
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>>154117138
>We used to have more testosterone years ago.
>years ago
>4chan
Thanks for the lel.
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>>154117225
she isn't a supermodel, especially when compared with the other character
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>>154117230
I meant to put it in the OP of the next thread, but I wasn't the one who made this one.

Sombra is still not out but the moment in crime countdown is still moving upward; the current projected 100% time is October 17th, 2016. This is a Monday, so conceivably it could finish Monday night in time for a Tuesday patch release.
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>>154117225
Symmatra has a literal man face and widowmakers is disgusting too.

She's ugly, no debate.

>>154117267
Is right, only their asses save their horrible looks.
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>>154117267
*cough* widowmaker *cough*
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>>154117138
The problem is that we used to like ugly chicks ironically, but then came the faggots who made it unironic. That's what you're experiencing now.
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>>154115180
so are any of the retards on their forums mentioning the loss of rank when blizz dc's someone or a random shitter ragequits? they don't seriously think their current system works for teams who have a leaver, do they? literally just nullify the fucking loss except for anyone the leaver was grouped with.
>durr but what if people start to bully out others so they leave
that's what the fucking mute functionality is for. you can't be """"cyberbullied""""
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>>154117138
That depends if Sombra actually gets released, since Blizzard keeps playing this teasing game with us that's only pissing people off. I have a feeling Sombra is going to be like the TF2 spy, and I also have a feeling he/she is going to be a omnic
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>>154117230
Maybe they genuinely didn't expect people to finish the puzzles so quickly, which is absolutely retarded considering the things people on the internet will do if they're dedicated enough.
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>>154117267
>Blizz doesn't have the guts to have a full T&A character.
>Keeps making ass girls.
>Tit-lovers and people that like the full hourglass experience have to deal with Mei constantly having her coat on and fatfags.
I mean the booty is nice, but I like some variety, y'know?
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>some guy with korean name on your team
>he doesn't know basic english
>won't switch out of torb when we are on the last point of route 66

Not speaking english and playing on america servers should be a bannable offense.
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>>154117382
Remember the previous countdown that, as soon as it zero, restarted the countdown yet again? Who's to say Blizzard won't pull that shit again?

>>154117389
She's a poo-in-loo, what did you expect? Also she's a shit character who only manages to piss other players off.

>>154117471
The leaver issue is a big problem for the game, and its one that needs much harsher punishments. A day ban isn't going to help. You need at least a one week ban to truly punish them.
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>5 stack + 1 solo against 6 solo q

Thanks for the fun match blizzard
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>>154117498
You'd think that Blizzard would have known that right?
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>>154117558
>he doesn't know basic english
How do you know for sure ? Maybe he spoke english but didn't give a shit
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>>154117558
>Playan on Euro servers
>Some dude who sounds American is having a long monologue on the voice chat
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>>154117653
>Remember the previous countdown that, as soon as it zero, restarted the countdown yet again? Who's to say Blizzard won't pull that shit again?

Nothing at all. We have nothing but blind hope that Blizzard will come to their senses.

Personally (and this is just conjecture on my part) I believe that if there is a Halloween event Sombra will actually be released in November, to coincide with the Day of the Dead (which happens to fall on a Tuesday this year) and to keep the pattern of Blizzard releasing something new every month. The October 17th date could actually just be the reveal trailer and the release of the PTR so people can start testing out Sombra, with Sombra going live on the Day of the Dead.

Again though, this is just conjecture on my part. Take it with a grain of salt.
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>competitive is now invite only
>invites are based on personal stats and performance in 10 qualifying matches
y/n?
>>
>People complaining at the end of the match that the team composition is shit
Why not bring that up during the match? What's the idea behind this?
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How is it even possible to lose if your team has Symmetra?
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>guy picks widow on attack
>check his profile
>8 mins on widow
>check his rank

low 70s shitter

every time
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>>154117558
but not all gooks are bad, the ones with aimbot that end up on your team are great
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>>154117991
n

A lot of people are going to whine because they didn't get the opportunity to play ranked, and also the teammates you get in placements are random if you solo. It'd be better for Blizzard to just fix the ranking system.
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>people think ana is shit

How to immediatly spot the shitter
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>>154114291
Is this supposedly hard to get? I got both achievements the first time I played her.
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>>154117991
N.
If you have no friends you don't get into comp.
Comp invites are sold on the forums or elsewhere for pricetags sometimes exceeding the price of the game itself.

Unless I'm misinterpreting your suggestion, and what you actually meant was "you can't get into comp until you are ACTUALLY good at the game", in which case I remind you that just about every detection algorithm in this game is fucked, and there are non-insignificant portions of the playerbase that STILL think that KDR means anything.
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>>154118024
The Winston Shutdown.
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>>154118142
>ana thinks they're really good because they did a lot of healing and ulted a lot
>but the never used sleeping dart
Not
Fucking
Once
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>>154118142
Ana's only shit if the person playing her is shit
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>>154118023
If only 1 person realized the shit composition of the team at the end of the match, then you deserve to lose.
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>>154118285
Well I don't think the composition was shit. He also didn't actually tell what was shit about it, just said it was shit.
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>>154118094
Why don't D.Va, young Genji, Hanzo and Mei look like asians at all? Literally white people with anime hair
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>>154118420
That's because they are actually anime characters.
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>>154117863
>euro servers
I think I have my /pol/ posting for beginners guide nearby. With a quick skim I think I'm supposed to say something about cuckoldry and black people, right? Please help
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>>154114364
The ana cute is pretty good :y
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>>154118139
For fucks sake just give us a damn solo que already. Is that too much to ask for Blizzard?
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>>154114364
Widowmaker, Pharah, and Tracer have good cute sprays.
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>>154117985
>Sombra will actually be released in November, to coincide with the Day of the Dead

They won't do that when they can just wait a week and release her immediately after Blizzcon.
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>Gaze into the anus

What did he mean by this?
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>>154118668
Well there's also that, I suppose. I was taking into account how much of the Season would have passed, assuming they go for a mid-season release like Ana.
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I think I can speak for /owg/ when I say that Ana is the worst character in the game.
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Reminder that if you are a healslut, you are cute!!!
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>>154118558
yes, actually. soloq means 5-mans would never find a 6th, and increased queue times for everyone
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>>154118758
But Bastion is already the worst character in the game. At least Ana can heal your teammates.
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>>154118695
>if you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back at you

Thats why they call it the brown eye
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>>154118481
>I'm supposed to say something about cuckoldry
Correct

>and black people, right?
I think you have more dindus
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>>154118758
think again
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>>154118695
::::-D
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>>154118786
No, healsluts have HIV. Fuck off.
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>>154118797
then no 5 stacks should be allowed to exist, only 4s and 6s at the most.
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>>154118420
What. Hanzo definitely looks asian at least.
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>>154118932
I think blizzard would rather have a minority of solo players whining than everyone complaining about long queues
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>>154118254
>tfw someone jumps your sleep dart accidentally
>tfw a mccree gets a potg that shows your sleep dart going through his legs
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>try a soloqueue ranked game a day after climbing from 2800 - 3300 with a friend
Why do people subject themselves to this hell? I got a junkrat and hanzo instalockers who started BMing before the round even started.
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Why do I keep seeing moonrune dudes on yuropoor servers, are they on safari?
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>tfw the enemy roadhog misses his hook
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>>154118910
⋮ ⋮ ⋮

Zenyatta is cute. I love him.
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>hitting the ranks where ebin bastion players start showing up again
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>>154118695
Zenyatta really want you to stick it up his fleshlight port.
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>>154118758

Preach brother.
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>>154113994
>be in literally the same situation
>some faggy Zen steals my POTG when they manage to wisen up and kill me
>around 90% of team damage
>0 commends

W...what did I do wrong?
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>>154119227
spaghetti bot is too pure for this world
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>>154119305
Crabs in a bucket, anon.
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>>154119224
You still can't burst him down unless you are Reaper, and even then a miracle will usually save him, or Mercy resses him and he doesn't miss a second time.
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>>154119235

The amount of Bastions I saw in my placements was too high.

I've played for so long without seeing them that I forgot what to do for a second.
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NA healsluts post ids so we can comp queue
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>12 points to diamond
>played 45 games to work my way up from high silver
>lost 14, this is my breakthrough
>attack bastion on numbani

WHAT HTE FUCK
WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS
FUCK HIM
FUUUCCCCKKK HIIIIIIM
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>>154118695
I would gaze into his tight robo-anus with my dick.
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>>154119437
Mikeyeyez#1912
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>>154119352
There is nothing wrong with Zenyatta. He is perfect!
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>when some braindead fuck steps OFF the point to chase a kill when all he needed to do was hold out until he just died

Fuck this stupid fucking game.
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>>154119501
>shipping two purest (after Reinhardt) heroes in the game
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http://www.strawpoll.me/11175528
http://www.strawpoll.me/11175528
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>>154119527
Stop fucking reminding us
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The tears of obvious shitters who think they're good is so amusing. I love it so much.
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>>154119637
Who?
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>>154119527
HIV is icky
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>>154119305
Know your map
My map was kings row.
What they tried to do was use that alt path in the final choke to get around our two reinhardts.
I noticed and kept putting beartraps and mines earning me easy kills
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>>154119590
post purity

>>154119637
what did i miss
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>when you attack a genji as symmetra and he uses deflect, as if it will do anything to save him
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>Reaper's who still wraith into their ult
>McCree's who still waste FTH on squishies
>Bastions who still pick Bastion
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>>154119590
>Genji
>pure

He's a walking fleshlight, anon. Even his bio says he fucked around in his youth.
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>>154115691
5
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>>154119675
>>154119707
>>154119749
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>>154119749
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>>154119590
>Genji
>Pure
Dude was literally a womanizer. He's fucked half of the ladies from Kyoto to Tokyo and beat your high score in the arcade while doing it.
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>>154119818
how do you waste FTH if you get a kill
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>>154119675
>>154119749
No one. Nothing. Move on.
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>>154119901
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what's this guy's name again
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>>154119749
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>>154119527
no
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>>154119890
I don't see what the big deal is. My uncle intentionally got herpes and spread it to us on Christmas 2 years ago, because no one showed up at his birthday (he lives 4 states away).
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>>154119749
Rein slamming violently Zen against the wall is not pure, anon...
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>>154119932
It's quicker just to headshot
Wasting a FTH on someone you can easily headshot just shows me you can't aim
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>>154120091
Soldier 23
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>>154120096
what's wrong with his face
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>>154120091
Soldier 11
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>>154120201
yes obviously it's quicker to headshot, but I still don't see the problem with a McCree using FTH if the enemy gets killed anyways
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>>154116078
>Lucio is so fucking boring
you're saying "i don't know how to have fun with lucio"
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>>154120151
>My uncle intentionally got herpes and spread it to us on Christmas 2 years ago, because no one showed up at his birthday
the fuck?
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>>154119836
Well yes, he used to be a manwhore. But he left that life behind. He's pure now from all the meditating and shit, and cares only for going on adventures with his master
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>Guess we know who's really on top, don't we?

Literally WHAT did he mean by this?
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>>154120039
bark bark
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>>154120258
Alzheimer.
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>>154119928
That's very dishonorabru thing for a ninja to do.
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>>154119890

>>154120159
but genji fondling zen's balls is?
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Ana can't ult tanks any more.

Fixed that broken ass ult.
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>>154120314
>>154116078
Lucio is my main, I agree that he's not boring you just have to git gud with him.
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>>154120394
That Chain Chomp scared the shit out of me as a kid desu
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>>154120091
Mack jorrison
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>>154120091
Soldier 0.3% pickrate in tournaments
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>>154120351
If he's as pure as you say, why does he show his ass off like that?
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I love Mercy and all the people who play her :3
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>>154110253
PSSH, AHUGA
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>>154120453
>actually whining about one of the least played characters
rofl
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>>154120402
You're thinking of samurai. If samurai are knights, ninjas are assassins plus his family is yakuza.
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>>154120463
>>154120314
it isn't hard at all to be good with lucio, just stay alive and know when to speedboost or heal, sometimes wallride

you help your team win by simply existing, how is that even engaging? at least you can frag with zen
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>>154120494
You should search for porn of it to curb your fears.

Search for chain chomp chan, I shit you not it has been done
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>>154120565
post battletag
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>>154120634
>how to spot sub plat players.
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>>154120414
I apologize. But its for your own safety.
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>>154120091
Call of Duty Man
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>>154120151
Are you ok, anon?

>>154120414
Does...Zen feel pleasure through his balls?
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>>154120453
>making ana useless
congrats you're a retard
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>>154120667
mikeyeyez#1912
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>>154119749
>Rein is about to ram in
>TRANQUILITY
>survive, insta discord Rein
>he dies to my boot on his face

I love how I can 1v1 tanks and still provide support to my allies
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>>154120704
>implying people above gold don't bitch at you for not being a meta slave
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>>154114291
>Cute Spray
These have to be some of ugliest fucking things I've ever seen
Those anybody honestly like these fucking things?
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>>154120520
It's currently higher now but still puts him in D tier (in a meta where no one is in A tier or S tier).
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>>154120775
>ulting a dps is useless.
ex d kill yourself.
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>>154120453

>shittiest character in the game

>broken

Git gud faget.
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>>154120647
just watch some high level lucio play
as soon as i do i usually boot up the game and play the fucker for a few hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7JFpWSav5Q
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So, last night I decided I deserved a bit of Overwatch time considering my hectic week. I logged in like any other day, but little did I know that this time, my experience would not only change the course of my future, but cause me to question my entire past and put my marriage at risk. So here I am, playing Mei, just doing Mei stuff, when I come face to face with Roadhog. I'm not going to lie, I panicked and I tried to run away. But he chased me. He chased me more than Will Smith pursued happiness. I felt him behind me so tried to cast Ice Wall, this is where I royally fucked up. I accidentally cast Blizzard. I wish I never cast that Blizzard. If I could, I'd take it back, but I can't, so I'm sorry.
Roadhog died, and I smiled, just a little bit but not too much since I don't enjoy gloating. And that's when it happened. I received a message. It didn't take much and those 6 words were clear as a bell. "yo faggit, i fuked ur mom" Now, here I am, a married 28 year old, questioning if I have been leading my wife on for all those years. How do I explain to my son that Mommy and Daddy can't stay together because Daddy is a "faggit"? Am I, what you call, a faggit? Did you really "fuk" my mom? And, if so, when? Are you my dad? If this sexual rendezvous was recent, is it going to cause my parents to divorce? I had so many questions, but I was blocked before I could ask them.
So I have turned to the /owg/ community to help me solve the many questions I have in my head. I tried to Google search what I thought was the unique phrase of "yo faggit, i fuked ur mom" but they all led me back to Call of Duty forums and AOL chat rooms. Maybe If i purchase COD I will find him there or I should login to my pre-millennium AOL account and see if I can track him down. I mean, if this guy is my Dad, then he MUST know me better than I know me so I need to take this at face value. /owg/ community, help me! And if you're reading this, I'm sorry I cast that Blizzard.....Dad.
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Think I'm going to take a break from the game until they decide to balance Zarya.
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>>154120151
what the fuck did you and your uncle do? the chances of spreading herpes by anything that isn't sex/kissing are very slim. do you need someone to talk to?
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>play whole day
>lose 200 points

Kaplan Experience boys
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>>154120830
follow your own advice retard, maybe if you had a zen or lucio on your team you wouldn't be struggling with nanoboosted tanks. perhaps you're the one that's sub plat??
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>>154120913

Anon got raped by his uncle.
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>>154120647
>>154120856
also always a classic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qytdp4obq9g
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>>154121074
jesus christ wtf
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>>154120647
I really can't utilize Lucio's wallride outside of spending time in spawn.
Sometimes when I really try to stay alive I use wall ride to try to get to awkward angle, but most of the time I'm more interested of shooting the enemy and I'm not good enough to do both.
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>>154120767
>omnics
>feeling
Good one
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>>154120889
I'll read it this time and let it slide, but next time male it green and in incomplete sentences
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>>154120563
Because the thought that it can be viewed as 'lewd' doesn't even cross his pure mind. He is completely free of any carnal thoughts and desires
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>>154119224
>dva ults
>I hook
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>>154120314
>>154120463
>Have """"fun"""" with lucio
Lucio has a job to do. He's supposed to play a reliable role. The thing I hate about """"fun"""" Lucio's is that they're always the ones who think they're being helpful by getting into trouble and speedboosting themselves out, while their team isn't getting any of his healing because they're either out of LoS or the Lucio isn't healing when he should be.

Lucio's only job is to speedboost people out of spawn and then AoE heal. Otherwise he isn't increasing his teammates survivability, he's just reacting to damage taken. which is something Zen and Mercy do a lot better.

If you're in a pre-made then this shouldn't be a problem, but any random Lucio in my shitty rank is more than likely brain dead.
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>>154120856
>gameplay footage of pre-nerf lucio
He was fun when his speed buff was speedhack levels of crazy but now it's molasses.
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Post more Genji and Zen, I'm lacking them badly
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>>154120767
I'm okay I just have herpes now but I'm used to it at this point.

>>154120913
He kept kissing everyone on the cheek like Europeans do and he said it was because he recently took a trip to France. Found out that was a lie, he just kept kissing me, my sister, our step dad, mom (his sister) over and over and over again until he "accidentally" kissed everyone on the lips multiple times. We didn't know he had herpes we thought he was just drunk again.
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>>154120929
Well maybe you should git gud
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>>154121284
Even Zen wears pants though. Genji is a whore and you know it.
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>>154121392
What's it like having herpes? Also, why didn't you get an urge to murder your uncle?
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>>154121392
This reminds me of the time my dad accidentally gave me his herpes, we were just joking around and he spat in my tea by accident because we were laughing so much, and he dared me to drink it (before we knew he had it) and I did because I was drunk.
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>>154121392
This is honestly the best thing I've read all week
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>>154120826
What would YOU do to make him more viable at high level play? I think that slightly increasing his damage per shot would do it, but since he's already one of the most dominant heroes at low levels, it's not going to happen. Same reason why they won't buff Torb or Pharah. Removing his spread completely would also work. No more spray and pray, but high sustained DPS if you are good at tracking.
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>play d.va
>see a teammate about to be frozen by mei
>boost into her to push her away
>teammate leaves me with mei while my boosters are on cooldown
Thanks, asshole.
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Anyone from USE up for competitive?
add Idclip#1718
rank 2850
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>>154121437
OW Pacha memes are god tier
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New animal character when? I'd like to see either a crocodilian or a rhinoceros.
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>>154121289
>be d.va
>roadhog's whole team is behind him
>he hooks me
>I ult
>team kill
>thank Roadhog during my potg
>he disconnects

Was it you, anon?
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>>154121613
Are you a rager?
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>>154121379
ok
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How's comp going /owg/? What losing streak are you on?
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>>154121392
wtf man
>>
Winston wiener
Big
Floppy Winston
Wiener!!!! Flipping everywhere!! Ape peniss FLOPPY WIENER
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>>154121678
no im a lucio/zen main
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>>154121707
did your team leave you because you picked torb?
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>>154121664
she ulted before I hooked, so no
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>>154121379
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>>154121707
>attack torbjorn
no wonder
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>>154121392
Holy shit anon, your uncle is an absolute fucking madman
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How do I get POTG as ana? If i boost someone who kills 4 people, and during that time I kill 1 person, do I get the potg for that ?
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>>154121803
>>154121845
I have sitting animation for Torb
We had attack Hanzo, game had AFKer in it aswell.
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>>154121886
get some FRAGS
>>
Why am I even playing this shitty game when I just get hooked and one shotted from across the map?

And fuck the matchmaking for giving me people who play bastion on KotH. Way to ruin my placements.
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No Winston buffs for all the people that kept asking.
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>>154121074
That's cool but I can't but wonder why isn't he playing Genji.
Sure the mobility stuff is different, but I assume both a capable of getting in same places.
Also outside of edge pushes Genji is more effective at killing.
And when you pick Genji no one will assume that you are playing healer like people usually assume Lucio to be.
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>>154121379
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> Get queued up with a 5-stack for competitive
> They've got 2 tanks, 2 supports and a DPS already
> "Go DPS for us anon!"
> End up picking D.va and getting bitched at despite her being in the top 10 highest DPS
> We win by a hair and get put on defense
> "We need a tank"
> Pick Mei and get bitched at again despite her having more survivability, sustain and crowd control than any tank in the game
> Win again

I fucking hate being the odd man out
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>>154121271
Worth it, kekd
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>>154121948
>bastion on koth
b-but I saw the pros do it
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>>154121961
guess all the players calling winston shit are just bads that can't communicate with their team
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>>154121469
He wears them not because he needs them, but so that people can immediately identify him as a member of shambali. How else would you know that he's a monk if not for his monk pants. Genji is so pure that he's not even associated with any faction anymore. True neutral. I would totally love to get fucked by his robo dick if he had one though
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>>154122037
>Pick Mei and get bitched at again despite her having more survivability, sustain and crowd control than any tank in the game
the team needs a soak for damage. mei does not fill her purpose because when you put a wall up - yes your team isnt being hit but neither are the enemy team.

notice that all the tanks have some kind of ability to protect your team and make it possible to still attack the enemy team.
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>>154122037
this is b8 right
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>>154122035
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>>154122110
Genji was a whore to the point that his brother had to kill him just so he would stop spreading his inferior genes. How does that make you feel?

that image is really nice though and I feel bad for posting this after seeing it
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any of you guys lagging like a motherfucking bitch, disconnecting and all?
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>lose a match
>faggot junkrat player on our team says "some people need to learn how to aim"
>leaves immediately after

Fuck quick play seriously
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>>154122272
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>>154121379
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>see widow on your team

Any other sure fire ways to know a loss is coming?
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Which OW girl is the biggest butt slut?
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>>154122462

>see ana on your team
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>>154122462
When there's a Symmetra
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>>154122530
Genji
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>>154122543
Why do I feel like I'm the only one who legitimately knows how to play Ana and is good with her

Like it's not hard, you just have to noscope a lot
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>>154122462
>play widow on defense
People Bitch
>play widow on offense
People Bitch
>Play widow on king of the hill
people rage quit

AM I JUST NOT ALLOWED TO PLAY WIDOW
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>>154122278
>You will never finger genjis robotic boipussi.
Thank god I'm not a fag or a woman into faggots
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>>154122278
Well, it worked, didn't it? He's not a filthy whore any more.
>>
Not really a fan of Lucio on point attacks, I hate not being able to focus heal on people I know we need to push through the choke.

Team insisted on him though.
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Does 2 tanks 2 healers meme fall off in diamond?

Every game I've had in gold and plat stuck to this retarded rule no matter what

Do people wise up or is it just the same retards on a higher level
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>>154122653
>AM I JUST NOT ALLOWED TO PLAY WIDOW
yes
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>>154122653
yeah thats about right
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>>154122653
>AM I JUST NOT ALLOWED TO PLAY WIDOW

Until she inevitably gets patched so there's actually a reason to play her over Hanzo, yes
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>>154122813
>I want to be fucked when our only healer/tank dies

It's the meta for a reason, it's a strong foundation
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>>154122801
That's why you have 2 healers senpai
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>Spent 20 minutes in a game for it to end in a draw
Not sure how I feel about wasting 20 minutes for no gain or loss
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>7 minutes queue for placement matches and still going
What the fuck
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>>154121707

>lose un Comp 2 in a row because Ana shitters.

>Rage and go to bed but can't sleep because last game was a loss.

>Get back up and log on. Tell team I will throw match if anyone picks Ana.

>Everyone picks solid team Comp on Eichenwilde

>We win handily

>Go back to bed happy. Sleep like a baby.

This was last night.
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>>154122813
no
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>>154122428
nigger memes were a mistake
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I request the comic with mercy whos ask for soldier to pretend their gremlin Dva is a normal baby.
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>>154122905
Lucio can solo heal
Any half decent mercy can solo heal

Having 2 healers makes DPS go to shit where you have 1 flanker who runs around trying to execute full health tanks while poor 76 can only shoot so much in a row while reignhart stands like a retard protecting a faggot lucio+mercy combo who does fuck all

Double heals works only for Zen+Ana
Otherwise fuck off

2 tanks is stupid as fuck too
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>tfw retards play Ana giving her a bad rap and getting you yelled at whenever you wanna play her

It's just Genji shitters all over again
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>>154123129
If you're good at maintaining the balance between keeping your team alive and picking off people, who cares
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>>154122943
>play 7 games over 3 hours
>4 win 3 loss
>net gain 24 points
Could have stopped with the first game and played star citizen for the same effect. I don't play this game to have fun, otherwise I'd play quick play with the shitters
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>>154123179
Can they just remove overtime?
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>>154123128
Dead Lucio and dead Mercy don't heal for shit.
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Lads I'm gonna do it

I'm gonna buy a 27inch 2560 x 1440 monitor with 144hz refresh rate

do I buy BenQ like the pros or be a good goy and get jewed by asus?

also is my 780ti gonna handle 144hz of OW on high?
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>>154123124
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>>154122462
When you're attacking or playing KOTH and some low rank instalocks Junkrat, Hanzo or D.Va. You just know they're not going to switch characters the whole game, even if you're losing. They will not hesistate to walk out of spawn alone after a wipe, straight into the whole enemy team and feed, over and over again.
>>154122642
Same. I think it's just the fact that there are so many scrub healer mains who try Ana and are shit at her that give her a bad reputation. Nobody ever bitches when I play her, and if they whine in the beginning, they shut up when they actually see me play.
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Why are there so many shitty junkrats that refuse to switch off their hero in ranked
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>>154122668
I want to gently rub Genji's boipussy and get his cyborg fluids all over my fingers.

Don't worry anon, I'm not a faggot either.
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>>154123128
your ideal team is 4 dps?

are you retarded?
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>>154123274

>Junkrat runs to enemy spawn
>Dead
>Playing Lucio so I always see his health
>It's always red when he isn't dead which is 90% of the time

Thankfully the rest of my team was good so we brought the 5v6 to a draw.
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>>154123128

>implying tanks dont deal gazillion of damage
>>
you should lose competitive points for losing comp matches
stop people from not taking it seriously
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Can I just win one fucking placement match? This fucking game with it's habbit of handing me losing streaks can fuck itself.
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>>154123265
bliss
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>>154123259
>also is my 780ti gonna handle 144hz of OW on high?
No. I don't even think a 1070 could do that with a steady 144+.
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>>154123274
Because Junkrats are either the coolest bros you will ever meet, or the most braindead edgy autists you can possibly imagine. There's no inbetween with this hero.
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Jesus fucking christ... NERF THIS FUCKING MERCY REZ BULLSHIT ALREADY!

>increase cast time so it's not fucking instant
>max of like 2 revives per use
>make it so allies don't come back with full health maybe like 50% or 70% health idfk but full health is bullshit
>decrease the charge rate by A LOT

It really is the best ult in this game. Any of those ideas for a buff would be acceptable. Anyone else have ideas how to fix this bullshit because it's annoying as fuck.
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>>154123317
Why is this bad?

1 flanker for exucture
2 constant damage dealers
1 defense to keep enemy from counter attacking

Healer in back to keep them alive
A tank to keep healer from dying

I dont' understand why this is somehow such an evil unholy thing to suggest
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>>154123420
I turn everything besides texture quality to low or off though
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>>154110253

PSSH, AHUGA
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>>154123446
>let's make mercy completely nonviable
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>>154123229
>Enemy team gets 3 years worth of overtime
>My team gets a blink of an eye worth of overtime
EVERY FUCKING TIME
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https://www.twitch dot tv/coronos90
hey whats up, can you guys please critique the shit out of my play,I want to get better.If anyone wants to play together im Coronos#1156
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>your name
>your waifu
>your waifu's bull

>carl
>mercy
>hanzo
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>>154123251
Half the cast has self-heals and there's health packs at every point of the map

Healers are just constant heals that you need to push
it's not like there's no possible way to get healed if a healer is dead
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>>154123530
That's not really on high then. The biggest framerate eater is AA, render scale, and all of the fancy lighting effects anyways.
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>>154123446
I agree with the health part and I do think they buffed the charge rate a little too much but it doesn't need A LOT decreasing either. Everything else you listed + those would just make her ult useless
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>>154123525
I could see this being viable in silver.
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>>154121379
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NERF PHARAH
>Rockets twice as much AOE, half as much damage
>Concussion blast smaller
>Rocket boost slower and less fuel
>Ultimate has a half-second cast time before the rockets start
This would fix her and stop her being so fucking OP. I am not playing this shitty game till she's fixed
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What's some shit that you see that lets you instantly know you're not gonna have fun

>enemy team has 2 or more junkrats
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>>154123659
>Anon
>Pharah
>Me
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>>154123525
Why are you trying to denounce something that even us Gold shitters understand is essential?
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>>154123746
gr8 b8 m8
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>>154123659
>Tony
>Mercy
>Zenyatta
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>>154123746
have a (You)
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>>154123770
>playing quick play
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>McCree on my team kills an ulting Genji as he's pulling his sword
>Hear McCree say "You pulled a knife, I pulled a gun."
>mfw

Malone skin for McCree when?
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>>154123678
I have those off already

I think I have AA on low and render scale in 100%

so am I gonna be able to use a 780ti on OW at 144hz?

I already have a 2560 screen but its only got 59hz refresh rate and I can definitely go over 130 fps ingame if igname stats arent lying to me
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>>154123681
I'd be fine if they just made it so they don't revive with full health or decreased the charge rate. Or both. Let's go with both.
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>>154123525
Most tanks can't defend healers vs a good genji or tracer.
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>>154123887
Probably, but you're going to have to lower more settings if you want to actually get the full benefit of your monitor.
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Who's in the playstion meeting sticky thread in /v/ here?
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>>154123867
McCree has the best lines in the game confirmed

>sneak up on widowmaker and melt her
>"Don't much like shootin' a lady, but for you, I'll make an exception"
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>>154123770
>Now travelling to Hollywood.
>Now travelling to Eichenwalde. Prepare to Attack.

Dumb teammates are a fact of life. Dumb maps have no excuse.
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>>154123729
>>154123806
>because other people do it means it's the right way to play

I'm high tier plat but because I say something that's somehow considered
>not the norm
People will instantly ad hom to calling me a shitter instead of thinking how this is a viable start
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>>154123992
I'll just turn AA off completely then

so BenQ or asus? IPS or TN?

also is 4ms response time bad for a 1k canadian cuckbuck monitor?
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>>154123446
???
How can mercy rez all the time if you've already killed her first thing every teamfight?
Weird how that works
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>>154123998
>he gives a shit about consoles
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>>154124083
brand doesn't matter, both are good. IPS has the advantage of better colors are viewing angles, but TN has a faster response time and is better for fast paced gaming. you should be aiming for a 1ms TN monitor if possible. 1ms 144hz 1440p monitors are expensive tho
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>>154123446
I don't care about her ult at all I just wish they didn't fuck with the algorithm so she has to fucking get PoTG every single round
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>>154124083
you should get a TN 144hz 1 ms panel if you have autism, or a 4ms IPS panel if you value color quality at all.
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>>154124073
The meta is decided by high-level play, it shows what works and doesn't work
Sure stuff like that might work with us shitters, but there's no reason to fall into bad habits loke playing Torb or Bastion
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>>154123742
>>154122779
Well goddammit I'm starting to ship these two seriously
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>>154124135
Because every single fucking mercy goes and hide. And if their teamates are smart they'll be defending their supports so you will be focused hard and most likely die before you kill the mercy juking and soaring from teamate to teamate to avoid dying.
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>win my first placement match
>lose three in a row
>gold objective time, objective kills and eliminations in all three

I'll probably be the first person to get bronze.
I just want to slap some fucker at blizzard who thought this matchmaking was alright.
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>some gurl gamer streamer on twitch is plat
>im 1900 trash

sigh
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>>154124203
better colors and viewing angles*
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>>154123962
And the healer dies

So what?
Does that mean the team comp instantly falls apart that you aren't getting constantly healed of every second of play time

Mei has a self heal
76 has a heal
Reaper has a self heal
Tjorb has armor
Tracer has a instant heal
Bastion has a heal
D.va has a an instant robot that brings back her health
Roadhog has a self-heal

That's 9 people who have ways to keep themselves alive and not to mention there is health packs all over the place

Like why is 2 healers such an important thing thats needed
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>>154124392
Probably some healslut mercy main carried to plat by a bunch of GM white knights
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>>154124203
>>154124326
I'm actually extremely autistic and I was thinking of getting asus this crap

https://www.amazon.ca/Monitor-Swift-PG279Q-27inch-G-Sync/dp/B0168W2524/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1473277306&sr=8-1&keywords=Monitor+Asus+ROG+Swift+PG279Q
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>>154124224
She'd stop getting potg if they fixed her bullshit ult.
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>>154124356
I'm fucking trash since this is my first shooter and I got gold, you'll be fine
I actually think it's impossible to place in Bronze
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>>154124068

Eichenwalde is fun as fuck though.
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>>154124334
the answer to all of this is literally _______git gud________
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>>154124438
people take damage very fast, without a healer they get picked off and you lose the objective. 2 healers == sustainability. not saying its the only comp but its a very good one
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>>154124073
Having one healer can work sometimes (usually Lucio on koth), but most of the time splitting the enemy's efforts between killing two healers means both are more likely to survive, and if one is picked before a push the other can help hold it off.
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>>154124438
>Does that mean the team comp instantly falls apart that you aren't getting constantly healed of every second of play time
Yes
You can't apply pressure when your team is scattered hunting for health packs
Support helps you push and recover from damaged sustained after pushing
Otherwise you die and everything you did was useless
>>
Give me one good reason why Ana cant nano boost herself by holding down Q
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>>154124571
No it's not. The enemy is good too. The mercy is good too. You can't just say git gud that doesn't fix her ult. There will be times when you can't live long enough to kill that mercy. Then she'll hide and your answer is git gud at hide and seek? Go fuck yourself.
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>>154124468
try this
https://www.amazon.ca/DELL-S2716DG-Black-Ultra-Matt/dp/B0149QBOF0/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1473277549&sr=8-1&keywords=Dell+Gaming+S2716DG
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>>154124618
>people take damage very fast

That's just not true

i've played games where there are stand offs that last for 10-15 minutes while everyone waits to charge up their ults as high level play is fucking cancer like that

Have you ever played hanamura in plat?

It's the worst
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>>154124438
A good team will immediately take advantage of a dead solo healer and dump ults on the remaining group. Sure, maybe one, two, or even three with survive with their abilities, but that's still a team fight they'll probably lose.
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>>154124328
Stop
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>>154124764
Does NanoNana have increased healing? I've never had a match with two Ana's so I haven't had a chance to try
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>Being in a 6-stack
>any year
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>>154124819
Hanamura is pretty cancerous at every level. Attack almost definitely needs two supports simple because of how much damage defense can shit into the choke points. You can't push if everyone's constantly struggling to stay above 60% hp.
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>>154124819
>Plat
>high level
>>
I'd like to buy solo and 5 stack lottery ticket please.
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>>154124819
>plat
>high level


Nigga just sit behind Reinhardt and walk through the choke
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>>154124881
Nanoboost reduces damage taken and increases damage dealt. This is for all heroes.
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What kind of headset should I get if I want to play comp?
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>>154124957
Let's think about this in a different perspectives

Most games come down to who can group as 6 better and attack correctly
Wouldn't it make more sense to have 2 dps 1 flanker and 1 defense who have more chances to kill the 2 healers who are outputting low amount of damage and the 2 tanks who are trying to protect those 2 weak damage dealers
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>>154124438
You're missing the other half of the equation.

The popular supports like Lucio, Zen, and Mercy not only provide heals, but they also give you anti-team wipe ults that can be used to counter other ults.

If you have only one healer, then the enemy team can focus on getting their flanker to make that healers life a living hell and your team will never have the ability to counter their ults.

Even if the enemy flanker trades with your healer, the enemy team comes out ahead becasue you no longer have any way to resist or reset one of THEIR ult combos, which will all but guarantee that you will lose the objective.
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>>154125285
how fucking retarded are you?
>>
looking for comp players to team with, ~2500 range, EU only

BATTLETOADS#2635
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>>154112429
Zen can heal, debuff and deal damage at the same time, Ana can only do two at once, and only if both enemy and friendly players get into pissing distance of each other.
Zen's better as a team supporter but you really need a second healer, but honestly, I wouldn't even have Ana as a solo healer anyway.

If you can't aim, go Mercy or Lucio
If you have very good aim and actually have skill, go Ana
If your team already has a healer, go Zen (actually, go Zen anyway and tell someone else to also go Lucio desu)
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>>154125335
This

Lucio is strong with his AOE heal, but the reason he is so good is because of how slippery he is. The boop can peel most flankers off, and the speed/selfheal makes it really hard to kill him
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Rein needs a quick way to let people
know his shield percent.
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>>154125556
>What is cracks in the shield.
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>>154125556
try looking at the fucking shield you idiot
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>>154125556
>"I cant hold forever"
>"barrier destroyed"
>look at the shield
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>>154124923
This is fine.
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>>154125616
It only starts looking cracked when it's nearly broken. There's no way to tell if it's full from when it's at half health or 700.
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>>154125616
>>154125654

>Happens 2 seconds before the shield breaks.
>No time to move into a better position.
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>>154124807
holy shit that looks really good

its basically everything that asus one is minus the 21hz extra refresh rate and 300 cuckbucks cheaper
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>>154125708
Either get glasses, or try playing Rein sometimes. It starts looking slightly cracked around half, and is riddled with cracks by 400. Plus Rein has voicelines that trigger when it gets low.
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>>154125616
>>154125654
>>154125662
>tfw up to Diamond and people don't understand this concept
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Of course i don't get enough points to reach 3k.
Followed by 3 lost games.
Fuck me.
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Serious question here

What are the odd that i get banned for standing in the contest corner of Route 66?

It's not a reaper teleport into behind walls and become invincible tier of glitch, so should i be worried, i use this sometimes.
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>>154125556
>Press push to talk key
>"My shield is at x"

Have you tried not being an autist
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>>154125969
Multiple implications
>Everyone has a mic
>Everyone is in the team chat
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>>154125969
>Actually talking into your microphone

Are you a homo?

Because only gays and women talk into their mics
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>>154126057
dont play competitive without a mic pls, thanks.
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>>154125840
>play rein
>start backing away slowly when the shield gets low, in case the other cues weren't obvious enough. so it doesn't get broken
>retarded dps stay there shooting
>assuming they were behind the shield in the first place
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>>154125969
>Hentai VA
Wut
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>>154126118
I will do what I want, when I want. Which is why I play Bastion on anubis attack
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matchmaking should wait as long as it takes to find an opposing enemy SR within 15 points of you. I don't care if it takes an hour, I refuse to play another team with 400 more SR than ours
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>>154126190

>dps player pushes hard by himself without warning
>is 5 miles within enemy territory
>dies in half a second
>"wtf Reinhardt, why weren't you shielding me"

Being a Reinhardt main is true suffering.
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>>154126190
>Rein just stands at the choke never moves and just gets his shield busted
k
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>>154126534
its funny how reinhardt players use his shield for its intended purpose, dont you think?
>>
>>154110253
MADA MADA
>>
Wait what? Bastion tank form shoots in straight line? I've always thought that shits shoots like mortar/artillery,
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>Zenyatta isn't actually wearing sandals
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>>154126610
Yeah I love my tanks that don't know how to push for space and just stand there for 3 minutes
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>play d.va
>see my teammates retreating with low hp so i put DM on them so they can retreat behind reinhardt
>they interpret is as a sign to charge forward while having less than 20 hp
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>>154125919
Don't worry, unless you're really unlucky a few games will be enough to climb up
>>
>>154126685
t. bronze on anonymous board talking like hes pro DPS
>>
>>154126636
why the fuck would it do that?
it's just a pharah rocket with higher damage and speed
>>
>haha its just a game
>Who cares if I'm torb on Volskaya attack just relax lmao
>i'm so high
>>
>>154126534
>dumbfuck DPS is too mentally retarded to kill anything while he's in complete safety
>bitches at the tank when his shield goes down due to the enemy team having no opposition

Shut the fuck up.
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What the FUCK. WHY.
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>>154126685
>playing Reinhardt
>put up barrier by the chokepoint
>barrier is destroyed in just a few seconds because no one in my fucking team is shooting back
>"gg noob Rein no shield"

I really wanted to learn how to play Rein though, too bad there're so much of you shitters out there.
>>
I am still seeing sub level 10's in Quick Play.

So what is really going on here? Are there a ton of new people still buying the game or are these alt accounts?
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>>154126829
haha the game matches you against your kind haha
matchmaking is fair haha
>>
>>154126770
Actually I think the rein players that only hold m2 and never w are bronze
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>>154126808
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>>154126534
>Rein players who never move

As someone who plays a lot of Rein, this bugs me. Situational awareness is important for a tank with the ability to negate so much damng damage. Unless you're in a push with your entire team behind you, bouncing around to protect low health and at-risk teammates is important. Cucking flanker Meis from getting the icicle headshot on a frozen teammate is the best.
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>>154126908
>playing reaper
>run in behind to try and kill mercy
>entire team turns around and kill me because no one is pushing
>"reaper you need to get that mercy, if you can't do it, don't play DPS"
>>
>>154126816
>tank not covering angles so anyone can shoot
>complains when dps has to peek out to even get a pick
>omg why is dps not killing anything
>>
>>154115180
>I can't read big numbers
>my feelings get hurt when I lose
>blizzard soothe me, soothe me!
>>
>>154126829

>premades are unbeatable

Y'all niggas need balls.
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>>154126984
>dude I'm practicing Widowmaker
>But this is competitive
>i know its trial by fire lmao
>>
>Got 30 points for a game where the entire enemy team left except for two people.

QUALITY
COMPETITIVE
GAMING
>>
>>154123746
>>Rocket boost slower and less fuel
Congratulations you made an already situational hero practically useless
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>>154126808
>quickplay
>3 torb stack joins
>wtf we cant win.jpg
>lucio, speed boost through choke point
>mfw we take the first point instantly
>mfw all three set up turrets on the rotating platforms
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>>154127145
Ya but why put the team of two and the team of three on the same team? It literally makes zero fucking sense.
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>>154127180
>mfw I did this with Mei the other day
>mfw I did great

She's fucker cancer right now and it's ameizing
>>
>>154123746
>t. console babby
>>
>2 tanks
>2 healers
>1 Hanzo
>You're left to do any actual damage

EVERY FUCKING GAME AND EVEN IF YOU GET A FIRST PICK YOU RISK LOSING
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>play Ana
>enemy team is complaining that their Ana isn't as good as I am
>>
>>154127324
If mei was 7 feet tall, She'd be Yao Meing
>>
>>154126908

I main Rein and holding up your shield for days at the choke almost never works with randoms.

Boost through the choke and draw the aggro. You have to tell you team ahead of time to fucking PUSH when the enemy falls back though.

Otherwise they will just stand there like a bunch of retards while you draw a 5v1 and die.
>>
>>154123420
A 1070 definitely can. I get 200+ fps on everything set to high.
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>>154127345
>mfw the Hanzo ends up carrying by flanking, abusing hitboxes, and bullshit scatters
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>play Ana
>team is complaining that I'm not as good as the other team's Ana
>>
>>154126908
>no tanks
>roll tank for first time
>hope I don't fuck up
>shield constantly getting eaten
>no one covers behind me
>die
>maybe I need to be more active
>die again
>on my way back into the action
>two Hanzos on my team
>die again
We somehow managed to wipe the opposing team, capture the first point then no one but me would push onto the second point before losing.
>>
What's the deal with junkrat mains in comp? Do they desperately want to be a DPS yet lack the aim to play one of the useful DPS characters? The worst of it all is that they always refuse to switch. I bought the game late into S1 so my only comp experience was on the PTR, where I swear it wasn't this bad. I'm 2840 so hopefully I should see less of these niggers in Diamond if I get there.
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>>154127535
>mfw hanzo is absolute shit but manages to get a good Dragonstrike at the choke
>>
>>154127535
Hanzo is the ultimate boom or bust. If he's on his game, he can be a real treasure. If he's not, you've already lost

>>154127560
At that point you play Hog and bring the enemy to you
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>>154110136
maybe your sister was playing with and against low level shitters (like her) that doesn't know how to deal with a bastion camping in a corner.

Bastion does require skill like map knowledge, danger awareness and a decent degree of tracking to name a few, if you actually want to use it against decent players, not to mention a team that wants to work with you.
>>
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>>154127639
>mfw genji is shit but somehow manages to deflect wakateki wakuno and kill 2 people
>>
>Zarya in almost every game
>Zen too

Bye D.va, it was fun playing as you
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>>154127762
>mfw reinhardt keeps charging in like a retard every time, but it's working and he decimates the enemy team
>>
Picking Symmetra should result in a ban
>>
>>154127725
When you have a team that's willing to pull their team past you, it's great
>>
>>154110136
that point-and-click stuff isnt the skill part. In order for a bastion to actually be useful at mid/high level play he has to be really good with fire canceling with E, repositioning, and fighting off reaper/genji/tracer
>>
>>154127937
>get focused every single time because my team is a bunch of jackasses that can't grasp the concept of pushing
>>
>>154127907
welcome to a rank that's not plat or below
>>
>>154127907
They nerfed defense matrix for nothing. Now she's just a worse off tank that can barely do it.
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The discord link is dead, be a good lad and post a new one. Need a team for GM.
>>
>>154128126
>for nothing
now she cant bait out projectiles anymore. it was borked and you know it
>>
Is there any purpose to getting right in front of the enemies' spawn just before the fight begins? Do people hope they can keep the enemy focused in their spawn and win the fight that way?
>>
>>154128126
They nerfed defense matrix because it was easily spammable
>>
>Zarya's has been virtually mandatory since the games release
>0 nerfs
>D.Va has been the worst tank since release and for awhile was the worst character in the entire game
>nerfed twice
>>
>Team completely ignores flankers
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>>154128126
>for nothing
>D.Va could eat ult after ult after ult with the greatest of ease
She needed it
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>>154128194
If your team is confident, you can actually hold a shit team in their spawn. Some maps like Gibraltar and for some reason Dorado are nice for this
>>
>>154128182
Baiting was the point. Her job to draw damage away from the team. They could have at least fixed her massive crit box so she actually has 400 health
>>
>>154127907
I'm still seeing D.Va often.
>>
>>154128194
>baby's first shooter
Yes. It keeps them off the point.
>>
Zarya is the opposite of Lucio. While Lucio is overpowered as fuck, everyone just accepts it for what it is. Zarya is balanced as fuck, but her toolkit pisses everybody off so they cry for a nerf stick
>>
>>154128308
Well usually they end up getting killed and the enemy pushes to the point
>>
>>154128237
If you don't kill her mech or ult in front of her then you deserve to have your ult eaten.
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>>154128228
> NERF THIS
>ok
> N-NO STOP IT

D.va players brought this upon themselves
>>
>>154128194
People really love instantly dying and making your team 5v6 the first point in this game.
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>>154128228
>dva got nerfed
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>>154128374
>usually
What awful luck you've had.
>>
>my team has a worthless ana
thanks game for adding such a useless healer that everyone plays in pugs but is terrible at
>>
>reinhardt who can play attack defensively and push the team forward perfectly
>on defence he constantly charges mindlessly ruining our defence position

>dva "main" and roadhog "main" who refuse to change on koth when the enemy has a winston/zarya combo countering them really hard

Why do Dva mains even exist? The only reason I even see people playing her is that the infinite pea shooter fire type gives them a ton of cheap "kills"

>mei who under all conditions refuses to freeze tanks or reliably stall pushes with her wall, instead focusing on sniping their supports

>person who chooses bastion on attack to surprise the enemies never changes after the enemy team recover and focus on him again and again

>lucio who is on the assault objective spamming "group up with me" and dropping the beat while the rest of his team are way back because he ran past them all

>zenyatta who does not realise he can heal people
>>
>>154128383
Riiiight
>Pop ult
>At that very instant D.Va flies from her spawn and blocks every bit of it
>Then turns around and blocks the entirely of reapers ult
>Then flies to the top and blocks all of high noon
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>>154128341
drawing damage away from the team is every tanks job. Midigating 100% of projectiles from a single direction was her strength, but the fact that you could drop Dmatrix, fire at stuff, and then bring Dmatrix back up before projectiles actually got to you is bullshit.

inb4 rein can do it: his shield has health
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>placed just below platinum
>all i need is one win
>soloqueue because my friends are bronze shitters
>get mongoloid teammates
>lose
>lose
>lose
>deeper into the hole
>4 gold medals every single match
>nobody communicates or coordinates
>cant carry hard enough

elo hell is real
>>
>>154128373

>Lucio overpowered

Nope

>Zarya balanced

I agree with that one, I hate all the shitters that beg for nerfs because a character doing their job just happens to be annoying while they do it.

t. Mei main who misses open beta
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If I'm the only healer on a team who do I pick

Are Zarya/Winston better than Dva as a 2nd tank

Until I get my accuracy high enough for McCree, I can just pick Soldier/Reaper/Pharah and do fine as dps right?
>>
I just realized when playing D-va and in mech you look up you see your own name/tag.
>>
>>154128627
Lucio is overpowered. But he's overpowered in a way that doesn't irritate people.
>>
>>154108970
Who /diamond pleb/ here?
>>
>Lucio isn't overpowered
He literally has the most important ability in the game.
>>
>>154128731
Lucio isn't OP you sub-Plat shitter.
He just does a job nobody else besides him can currently do.
Just like Rinehardt.
>>
>>154128687
Lucio is best solo healer

Zarya is best tank but D.Va is better than Winston in most situations

Just play Reaper on DPS if you can't aim, Soldier if you want to get better. You may want to avoid Pharah for the time being, she sucks right now
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>>154111619

Ever put a trap and mine right next to a health pack before? You won't regret it.
>>
>>154128832
this
i just want a grenade themed healer, literally demoman with ana jars
>>
Kaplan finally telling shitters to stop being utterly terrible at this game.

http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20749145892#post-2
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>be playing Lucio
>Pharah flies as far away from me as possible and spams for heals
>rest of the team starts spamming for heals too because LEL SO FUNNY XD
>fall off cliff because the spam is disorientating
>everyone laughs
>refuse to group up for my ult
>ult d.va anyway
>Barriered d.va flies in and wins game with her ult
>6 commends for D.va
>0 for me
>46% damage healed

You faggots told me healslutting would be fun and people would be grateful.
>>
>>154128486
>ana has no defensive capabilities
>literal retard is put on my team twice in a row and picks ana on defense both times
yeah blizz are fucking incompetent as hell. like, you could write paragraphs about all the blunders since release.
>>
>>154128832
Try 3357. And Reinhardt is perfectly Balanced. Lucio is undeniably the best healer by a comfortable margin
>>
>>154128970
I still want a damage buff. Fucking Mercy outheals my dps by just pocketing.
>>
>>154118695
Exactly what you think
>>
>>154128731

He's not though, his whole premise is that he's a weak AoE heal with a short burst that's still lower than Mercy and Ana, but counters that by being able to return to the fight faster and have a chance of escaping when it all goes to shit. His ult is also the least effective of the healers.
>>
>>154128469
>filename isn't Iamlovinthis.jpg
>>
torb is so strong on def
>>
>>154128991
Deluded cucks told you that. Your brain should've told you otherwise from the beginning.
>>
>>154128687
>Until I get my accuracy high enough for McCree, I can just pick Soldier/Reaper/Pharah and do fine as dps right?

You should do this, because a mediocre McCree is a fucking dead weight. Until you are stomping everyone with him in quickplay do NOT pick him in comp. Unless you can headshot consistently, a decent 76 will always contribute more.

McCree is by far the best ranged DPS but only if you have good aim (absolute minimum 45% acc, and maybe 8% crit, but numbers can only tell you so much).
>>
>>154129043
STOP. BEING. TERRIBLE.
>>
High level solo queue Soldier and McCree gameplay where? Everything I can find is from ancient patches.
>>
>>154128970
Jeff Kaplan will backpedal soon enough. remember when herostacking was a vital mechanic to the meta in their eyes?
>>
>>154128558
She wouldn't have enaugh charge left to block high noon after eating two ults. McCree could just wait DM out at that point.
>>
>>154129043
then fucking kill mercy. thats the point of monkey
>>
>>154129043
>not going for mercy first
yeah, that's why you lose
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>mfw there are sub-3000 shitters in this thread right now
>>
>>154129179
lmao just counter double winston double lucio double tracer. it's the meta
>>
>>154129251
>>154129231
I just go for D.Va or Rein first
>>
>Play QP to warm up for ranked
>5 Tracers
Now I don't want to play anymore.
>>
>>154128936
Sounds like a good idea. They can name him Junkrat and say he's from Australia.
>>
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>>154129180
Watch Surefour playing McCree on his smurf Tisumi.
>>
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>>154129048
How can you do anal sex with omnics if they don't have anuses or dicks?
>>
>>154129349
but it was epic right haha
>>
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>>154129287

>mfw you're a sub 2000 shitposter
>>
>>154129345
You are ready for Reddit.
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sleep tight reap tight
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>>154129420
Stay mad silverboi
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>>154129396
Only the shitty old versions don't have anuses/dicks, it's common knowledge
>>
>>154129418
Well we crushed them, so maybe?
>>
>>154129456
sleep tight reap tight
>>
>>154129345

>Trying to go Tank v Tank with Winston

I thought Bronze tier was just for people too young to post on Jamaican hentai forums
>>
>Sudden influx of Mercy/Pharah
>Only get shitty McCrees on my team
>Have to shoot them down as Zenyatta every time
Fuck platinum rank
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>>154129456
>>154129456
Sleep tight reap tight
>>
>>154129456
sleep tight reap tight
>>
>>154128970
>People respond to him negatively
>5000 thumbs down
I had forgotten why I stopped other forums.
>>
>>154129456
I want that sleepy reapy, where can I get him?
>>
What does Soldier 76 need to not be invalidated by McCree?
>>
>>154129180
Just search for Tisumi/Surefour, Taimou, iddqd, TviQ and AKM on youtube plenty of recent replays on channels
>>
>>154129456
>tfw just saved gib def with a well time DIEDIEDIE

sleep tight reap tight
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>>154128991
>You faggots told me healslutting would be fun and people would be grateful.
You need to pick the hot blonde character not the stinky mudskin to be considered a cute healslut.
Did you even type colon three? Did you even stutter type? You've got a lot to learn, young heal slut. Hopefully a nice strong tank will take you under his wing.
>>
NEW THREAD
>>154129168
>>154129168
>>154129168
>>
>>154129593
better aim
>>
>>154129585
Well, his first sentence is pretty fucking stupid. Obviously Blizzard isn't just feeling, they're also looking at the stats, as shown by the sentence "Statistically, he looks pretty strong too.".
>>
>>154129593
Revert to his pre-nerf stats at least.
>>
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>>154129526
Are omnic anuses textured inside with a lot of detail, like the best fleshlights?
>>
>>154129680
fuck you, you piece of shit; haven't even hit post limit and you're spamming your waifushit
>>
>>154129674
Take me under your wing, anon ;_;
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>>154129390
Thanks.
>>
>>154128486

100% this
>>
>spam "My ultimate is ready" at D.va
>no response
>"D.va, what's your ult charge?"
>no response
>>
>>154129593

>Remove biotic field and give Soldier Mercy's health regen up to 80% health since he's le Call of Duty man anyway.
>New E: Marked
>Paint a target on one enemy hero in line of sight (does not work on turrets, riptire, or portals) every 14 seconds. Lasts for up to 8 seconds or if enemy breaks line of sight for 3 seconds, cooldown starts when mark is removed.
>Heavily reduced bullet spread when aiming towards this hero
>When targeted, enemy hero triggers a voiceline
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>>154129658
You too.
>>
Why is my opponents ana not a retard and my teams always is?
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>>154130036
Sorry, I can't have any competition~
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>>154118758
What are you thinking?
>>
>>154118758
i strongly disagree
>>
>>154128194
No the game is just full of shiters
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