/owg/ - Overwatch General

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first for fuck aussies

first for fuck waifufags and fuck fetishfags

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>>154074489
Jamison Fawkes!

Reminder that the only constant in your teams is you. If you're losing, consider looking on a mirror.

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Blue

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sombra

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>>154074582
t. canadian

>>154074507
help

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>>154074741

>>154074757
44.4 zoom sens you cunt I told you in the other thread

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Rip ps4 players

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>no one understands the purpose of a tank
>none of my teammates are around me when I reach the point so I'm swarmed and killed
>not even the fucking Ana is around to heal me

>>154074757
I'm not sure I understand your question. Do you want to make all other characters have 35 sensitivity, or make all other characters have a sensitivity setting that feels similar to your Zoomed Widowmaker settings?

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Mako Rutledge!

respect me

>>154074892
Nice troll

>>154074883
>PS4
Top jej
On the bright side, at least I can take tonight to focus on Ultima IV instead.

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>>154074716
french sniper

tracer's character design is soooo bad
>brit attention whore
fucking cancer

>>154074892
>0:03 objective time
No, you're shit.
>Still bronze
Ok your team is also shit but you're still shit

>>154074854
44.4 zoom sens what

>>154074924
make all other characters have a sensitivity setting that feels similar to my Zoomed Widowmaker settings

>>154074929
>Mako: Loving, strong, kind, loyal, gentle, family man
>Jamison: Fawkes

>>154075056
>>154074984
>running onto the objective solo instead of waiting for your team
>point is contested regardless

I'm so FUCKING TIRED OF SHITTY JUNKRATS

Junkrat is the new Widowmaker/Hanzo, the shit garbage character that newfags choose and then go "jejeje I haf gold damage I don't need to switch XD XD"

Please kill yourself if you're a Junkrat """main""", thanks.

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>>154075204
But anon, Jamison is also cute! CUTE!

>>154075071
>make all other characters have a sensitivity setting that feels similar to my Zoomed Widowmaker settings
Now I see what you're asking. Try 3.42 sensitivity with 44.4 zoom sensitivity.

>>154075310
You posted this shit in the other thread. Relax.

>>154074489
What are good picks of supports and tanks for Attack? Specially Hanamura and Anubis.

Ana Amari

>>154075273
>not doing anything because your team is being shit
Congratulations now you're all useless together.
If your team is not doing anything you have to do something by yourself, sometimes they'll actually realize that there is a point to every map other than shot the other team and actually help

Which Overwatch girl is best for impregnating?

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>>154075204
>>154075327
They're both wonderful!

>>154074883
is it just PS4? I've gotten the same error before and it was because blizz got attacked

What the hell is up with the crazy amount of Junkrats this season? He didn't get buffed in any way, did he? I guess his projectiles might have larger hitboxes and now he can trap Genji, but is that it?

>>154075516
mouthbreather junkrat mains from quick play trying out competitive

someone post the ow cast as school teachers pls

>>154075479
Tracer

Who attacked Blizzard this time and why?

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>>154075480
That's very true!

>>154075342
i dont want to change my zoom sens

i want to keep my widowmaker settings the same, but reduce the other characters sens so they are as similar as possible to my widowmaker zoom sens

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>>154075479
Fareeha Amari

>>154075480
I wish that Mr. Fawkes and Mr. Rutledge were actually friends instead of simply business partners.

>>154075637
Then just go to 3.42 sens for the other characters

>>154075425
>and actually help
What part of "swarmed" do you not understand.

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Why the fuck do I keep getting dc'd.

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>summer is over
>nobody knows how to shoot the other team still

>>154075479
If you want cute happy daughters, Mei.

If you want strong powerful offspring, Zarya

If you want beautiful but lusty children, Mercy.

>>154075479
Mei. Perfect for mating press position and pumping thick, viscuous white cum into her pussy.

someone give me that mei farts on winston copy pasta I giggle errytime

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>>154075646
The opposite, she's the embodiment of purity.

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>>154075017
Have you given your monthly blood tax to your Countess yet, anons?

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>>154075678
They can be, anon!

>>154075745
thanks, ill give it a try

did you use a specific calc? the one in the op doesnt seem to be up to date

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>>154075787
Blackwatch McCree skin fucking WHEN?

>>154075787
What are you playing on? PS4, XBONE, or PC

>>154075403
Zenyatta and Lucio are both great in their own ways in the role of Support, but Lucio is better if your team is coordinated enough to push through the chokepoint at Hanamura A and Anubis A in a rush. If you have to deal with multiple enemy emplacements first, I would suggest Zenyatta.

Unfortunately, both are strongly coordination dependent. If your team doesn't follow you as Lucio when you try to speedboost through the choke, you'll die. If your team doesn't focus fire your discorded targets, the extra damage is wasted and you won't be able to dig out those emplacements.

As for tanks, I would suggest D.Va and Zarya if you want to go the fast and furious route with Lucio. Both move quickly enough to keep pace and maintain mobility, unlike Reinhardt and Roadhog. While Winston has the mobility to keep up, I wouldn't advise having him as the main tank. If you are Zenyatta and can discord his high priority targets such as Supports and Offense heroes he'll have a better time, but he is still relatively fragile.

Overall, I'd suggest Lucio and Zenyatta in support roles as well as Zarya and D.Va in the Tank roles for both Hanamura A and Anubis A. For the second point, team coordination is generally more important than team composition, given the relative quickness with which defenders can rejoin the fray, so even having a great team comp is not an indication of success if your team isn't coordinated.

>widowmaker will never fart on your face

Is the top 500 open yet?

I know you need 50 wins but is the system open and actually accepting people into the top 500 club at this time?

>>154075942
Pharah might be pure mentally but her body is basically begging for lustful activities.

Why are all randoms in comp so bad at the game?

>>154075895
If you want retards, Tracer

>>154076065
>Why is everyone bad but me?

I fucking love

just fucking

love

watching a Hook literally phase through the environment to hit me

It's so great

I fucking love it

>>154075950
I used the calc in the OP plus some of my own equations
If it doesn't work then I dunno

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>>154075969
Soon! Hopefully! One day!

>>154075991
PC

>>154076116
alright, thanks again

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>>154075787
Why does mccree look like shaggy?

>>154075947
You are not a vampire.

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nth for hugberry

>>154076105
Hey, me too!

Serious question here:

Which characters have most likely fucked before?

>>154076254
Ana

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>One game away from reaching platinum
>Everyone on our team is on point except for one guy who refuses to switch off from Hanzo
>Dies constantly, is rushing in on defense like he's playing CoD
>People gently ask him to switch
>"FUCK YOUR GAY META"
>Goes Mei and icewalls spawn the rest of the match

>>154076254
Pharah and Mercy

>>154076254
Each other?

Ana and Morrison

>>154055758
>Hacker - scrambles the enemies controls for 6 seconds.

This type of "ability" was so bad, that when Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare introduced it, they nerfed it as well

>>154076301
Literally never happened

>>154076254
All of them? Most of them are over 20 years old.

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>>154076059
It doesnt, delete this.

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>>154076105
>>154076226
It's a magic hook that defies all logic and teleports you in front of Roadhog for some tlc. What's not to like?

You are given the chance to fuck your choice overwaifu for one night but in return, you will lose every match for the rest of your life. Do you accept?

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MERCY AND REAPER IS

C U T E
U
T
E

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>play a super close competitive game
>block 45k damage as reinhardt
>team compliments

The best of feels.

>>154076518
Yes

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>>154076029
>tfw no qt Smugberry to sit on your face and talk dirty in French to you
It hurts.

>>154076518
>only one night
I'm good pham

>>154076408
Pharah is for my penis and my penis only

>>154076408
Yes it is.

It's screaming out, calling out to any hot dick that gets near, even if it's someone in the same bus as she is, begging it to breed her hard and good.

>Tons of muscular bara men
>No effete prettyboy hero

Explain this SJW's.

>>154076425
you mean teleports you behind roadhog

>>154076578
You say this as unbeknownst to you, an energy sniper rifle has a bead on your head.

Anyone get this glitch where the highlight/kill cam FOV gets super narrow and blurry

>Kill most of the enemy team, including that fucking annoying Streetpig
>Suddenly a Mercy flies out of nowhere
>Presses Q before anyone can do anything
>They are 6 again
>Get hooked and instagibbed by the Roadhog

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>154076518
absolutely. I want widowmaker to literally sit on my face

>>154076738
Ana can join in if she wants

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>>154076601
She's 33, her hormones have already settled down.

>>154076301
I love reading tears of shitters.

It's even better because you think you're right

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>>154076571
True suffering

>>154076016
This means I am screwd on soloqueue then.

Also how do you attack Numbani A? That shit is very hard and random for me.

>>154076602
Zarya could still whoop all of em.

u go girl

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so i just need to start suffering in comp, right? just no reason to QP, unless i'm fucking around?

i ask because i've gotten a lot of bad teammates; i've definitely not played optimally every game, either, but i mean BAD teammates. i shadowplay and watch each game to try and figure out what i fucked up, what others fucked up, etc.

i know the idea is that in a little bit, the shitty four-man groups, the "genji mains", the suicidal reinhardts, and the mercies hiding around corners and pocketing already-full-hp reinhardts will have sunk in rank and the teammate pool will be less varying in quality, but each season's only 3 months.

>>154076661
Nah, they 'fixed' it so you always wind up right in front of him now. I tested it out and I haven't been getting anyone hooked behind me or to my sides.

Is the hook still glitchy for some people?

>>154076890
Rush bottom left, then go top left either through the building or onto the cat walk above

>>154076791
>33
>settled down

Her body sure doesn't look like it has settled down. It looks like it wants more and more mating.

>>154076984
What if the left is very protected like with tons of junkrat shit and so on?

>>154076919
get some friends, though yeah generally comp is a way better experience than QP if you actually want to try

>>154076919
There's a lot more insufferable people who can't deal with losing at all in comp but it really depends on how much you like winning and how much you can deal with lel all harambe every game in quickplay. I end up having more fun when my team actually works together.

>>154076791
>33
>Settle down

She has no children. If anything her hormones are in overdrive, driving her to breed like mad and have lots of babies before it's too late.

>>154077116
Reaper, McCree, Genji, Soldier: 76 and Pharah can all easily take out that Junkrat and his traps

>>154076890
Pick a flank route and commit. Don't go under the building and don't split up. Take out turrets.

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>tracer shooting at long range

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Oh shit.

>>154077186
His beanie just looks so stupid. I can't stop thinking John Freeman.

>>154077186
>c-c-cheers luv, etc...

>Level 67
>less than five Legendaries
>basically can't get a loot box without a dupe or two
Fuck this game. Gold also needs to be given at higher quantities, you get such a small amount it's almost worthless.

Rate my shitty OC kit.

The idea is to do the McCree marksman thing after McCree eventually ends up in his mid range anti-flanker niche.

Primary fire is a pistol that has reverse damage falloff, gaining damage over distance fired. Max damage is 75.
Secondary is a faster shot that has normal and harsh damage falloff. Does 40 damage, and is about 1.25x faster than the normal shot.

Ability 1 is a thrown knife with about the windup of Ana's sleep dart. It's slower than that, and has an arch. If the knife hits a target, that target will take increased damage from your primary and secondary fire. It starts at 25% more damage, and builds up more percent over distance traveled, capping out at double damage. The knife itself does 20 damage
Ability 2 is an augmented melee attack where you stab forward with an offhand knife. Landing the attack on an enemy instantly reloads your weapon, and makes the enemy you hit deal 25% less damage. The stab does normal melee damage.

The ult would be powering up your pistol. It now deals 100 damage a shot and lasts 5 seconds. It only has one shot. Landing a kill with that shot grants you another shot, resets the timer back to 5 seconds, and resets your ability cooldowns. The idea here being that you'd use your knife at range enough for it to benefit, head shot whoever you hit with the thing for huge damage and hopefully kill them, and then try to do the same to the next enemy you target. Rinse repeat until you miss a shot or don't kill someone.

Thoughts and suggestions?

>>154077249
Not really. It's a fucking small corridor. Junkrat loves those.

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>>154077186
he's cute

>tfw you're an awful Rein but your team wins anyway simply because having a giant shield for your DPS to hide behind and block McCree and D.Va ult is good

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>Soldier 76 is still inferior to mcree and this "buff" makes his range dps even worse. All because redditors bitched about a non issue.

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>>154076919

>>154077119
yeah, i have a few friends i'll duo- or tri- with sometimes, and it definitely helps just knowing that you can assure one decent dps, one decent healer, and one decent tank

>>154077184
i'm fine with tryhards cyberbullying me, as long as it results in us winning. if victory isn't the very first priority when playing comp, then why the fuck are you playing comp?

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Cutest and best pairing

>>154077503
Oh no you don't understand me
I mean going past those shitty little stairs and going bottom left, then taking a left and going up the next set of stairs towards either the catwalk or inside the building (maybe if there's a torbjorn or bastion or something)
That little chokepoint at the initial staircase is awful. I once got a solo quintuple kill as Zarya inside that chokepoint

hello looking for someone to boost me thx

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>ironically saying ggez just to spam walls of text
>unironically saying gg easy or another form of it to circumvent the filter

I wish I could throw these kids into Detroit and watch them get completely obliterated.

>>154077794
t. reddit

>>154077793
why

why am i constantly playing with shitters that somehow got 70's in s1 that doesn't even know there're stairs on the right side of temple of anubis point A and instead keep bum rushing the left side when there's junkrat and symm in there?

>>154077819
>using the reddit t. meme

t. autist

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>>154076365
>Reaper: I shouldnt be surprised you took HIS side.
>Ana: You never gave me much choice.

Reaper confirmed for being jealous. I wonder what Jacks happy memories he keeps referencing in Gibraltar were...

>>154077328
congrats on the currency

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>>154077628

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Pure.

>>154077894
t. genjisop2412
Maybe you should tell Blizzard to filter gg easy as well? Blizzard loves to listen to you redditors!

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>>154076254
reaper and jack
jack and ana
jack and ana and reaper

>>154077868
solo q is hard

>>154078020
Jack was quite the hustler...

>>154077629
What is a good team comp for Attack there?

>>154075479
Well let's analyze this.

Pharah is 32 years old. She can still bear children, but if she hasn't by now, she more than likely doesn't want any. Plus, Pharah is the kind of person who seems dedicated to her job. Getting knocked up by some guy, probably isn't high on her "to do" list, if it even is at all.

Tracer is a good age for breeding, but I don't know exactly what kind of mom she would be, that and we don't know if her time displacement could be passed to her children. That might make her second guess having kids.

Mei is perfect for breeding, and she seems like should would make a good mother with her caring, diligent, positive nature.

Widowmaker is probably barren after what was done to her body. She can no longer feel emotions, so she would make a bad mother. She killed her last husband, so marry her at your own risk. Her lower body temperature wouldn't make sex enjoyable for you or her, if she can even feel sexual pleasure anymore.

D.Va would make for a subpar mother and wife due to being a fucking teenager and a gamer. You might as well just have another daughter.

Zarya would make for a good mother and wife, but get one thing straight..... SHE IS THE MAN IN THE RELATIONSHIP. Sex is not normal, it is snu-snu. Get used to it....

Ana has reached menopause by this point, so nah.

Mercy is the same as Pharah in that if she hasn't had them by now, she probably doesn't want any, and she's married to her job.

Symmetra doesn't seem to be interested in sex in anyway shape or form.

>it's another blizzard's shitty servers drop someone and we lose the match episode
>despite having gold medals I lost 33 SR instead of the 29 I lost in the match before

damn, less than 4 months of release and only a dozen or so blunders

>>154078098
McCree/Pharah/Lucio/Zenyatta/Reinhardt/Zarya
Lucio speedboosts up the stairs, Reinhardt faces towards the enemy. Zenyatta discords significant targets (Junkrats, Roadhogs, Zaryas, other DPS). Pharah and McCree take them out, Zarya bubbles Pharah when she's in trouble, etc

Pharah doesn't have children because Mercy has yet to discover a way to impregnate her

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>>154077328
Nice. Some lootboxes I got yesterday were pretty lucky as well. I got Bloodhardt in one box, and then Blackhardt in the other after it. A few boxes later I also got the Islander skin for Roadhog. That was a good day.

Haven't had that much luck since the summer games when I got McMurica, Lucio, and Zarya's skins one after the other. Been getting nothing but whites and blues with the occasional purple every now and then.

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Smug-Berry peaches

>>154077539
Are you kiddng? He's much better than he was before the patch. Pro players with 100% critical accuracy are still probably going to use Cree, but try playing the meme cowboy outside of a solid comp with tanks and healers who are doing their jobs. Might as well be Hanzo or Bastion.

is the amount of skill rating points gained or lost fixed or are they affected by medals

>>154077951
I hope he learned his lesson

HAMMERMYTIGHTASSBIGDADDYREINHARDT

>>154077972
>being this upset

maybe you should go back to league of legends so you can be the as much of a toxic shitter as you want

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>>154078240
How come Mercy is 37 and without a child? Do her abortions make her younger?

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What are they dreaming about?

>Elohell doesn't exist, if you lose it is YOUR fault t. reddit

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German Death Town is the worst fucking map. No one watches their flanks in any other map, and this one is 100% flanks.

You get stuck with people who can't deal with anything coming from behind or to the side and lose after 5 minutes.

>>154078523
Mercy and Pharah had a long talk and determined Pharah should carry their child.

>>154078530
Murder. Stealing stuff. Bombs. Shitposting on Chinese cartoon image boards.

>>154075949
Where is the fanart of Junkrat passionately plowing Symmetra

>>154078385
Beautiful.

>>154078582
it's your fault for being a friendless loser

>>154078157
>but I don't know exactly what kind of mom she would be
something something burnt casseroles

>>154078582
>typing this all out
>not even a reply to another post

Is this real autism?

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I suddenly have the urge to buy this game after getting a bit bored of it back in the beta, should I do it? Is the game actually fun?

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this is for that anon yesterday that wanted a Zarya healing in Mercy's clothes
I couldn't think of a good way to make her more aggressive but I hope you like it

>>154078686
Yes, it's broken, full of retards, but fun.

>>154078686
Nobody here actually plays this game, we just shitpost about overpowered characters and Elo hell and beat our dicks to the cute girls.

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>>154078665
>tfw you burn the casserole

>Tracer on the other team gets 3 Gold Medals commendation
>I get 50% Kill Participation
>I also get 3 Gold Medals

?????????????

Is it impossible to actually move up in rank? Every single fucking time I get close I get paired with a constant stream of terrible teams and it plummets right back down to where it started.

>>154078686
It was only fun after launch
Fun is over now

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>>154078476
>writes blog post about "gg ez"
>says reddit terms like "toxic"
>immediately calls others "mad" like a redditor
>gets assblasted at being called a redditor
?

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>It's a team mate kills Trashmouse right next to you while you're trapped episode

>>154076602
genji fits the bill if he keeps the armor on and you imagine he has a different face

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>it's a push the cart 95% of the way and get beat in the final chokepoint episode

this episode comes on way too often

defenders spawn right next to the final objective, attackers have to outplay the defenders 100 times to win

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>>154078157
Tracer doesn't know where babies come from.

But how do you know any of the heroes, male or female, aren't parents behind the scenes?

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>>154078703
>Zarya canon for healing

>>154078715
>>154078737
I guess I'll hold out for now. At least you guys have good memes tho desu

>>154075758
>Switch off reinhardt to junkrat
>Start killing filthy red scum

>>154078157
Symmetra's autistic according to the overwatch wiki. Don't worry I cringed too

>>154078607
Is that why Mercy is currently in the middle east?

>>154078703
She looks like a man. So it's accurate. Well done.

>>154078020
This art looks fucking great, is there more?

>>154077486

Primary fire is fine. I've really liked pistol snipers in other games. However, it should build spread quickly.
Alt fire just seems like less pronounced Fan the Hammer.

Ability 1 has a nice manhunter vibe to it. It should do more damage and track the enemy. At that rate, though, it shares too much in common with Zenyatta's Orb of Discord. Furthermore, your OC is long range whereas hitting with this arcing projectile is going to become a total roll of the dice past mid-range.

Ability 2 is kind of meh. Why does a pistol marksman have a close-range gunfighting ability like McCree? I suppose it makes sense for self-defense, but even considering the damage debuff it means your OC has to get into melee range. And he has to hit with it. And it does feathers for damage.

Ult is not as effective as you think it is. Sure it can theoretically one-shot 200hp heroes, but if you whiff or just use it to soften somebody up then that's that, whereas Widowmaker can instakill all day long. Could be justified if it charged really quickly, but its still just a dull damage steroid. It resets cooldowns, but ability cycling doesn't really seem like your OC's focus. I mean, he always wants to have his knife debuff up on an enemy, but then he has a melee dash attack which he really shouldn't be having to use all that often.

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>>154078157
Underrated post. But I disagree about Mei and Dva. I mean, Mei might also be one of those "married with work" types. We just don't know. And I wouldn't outright rule Dva out of the mother's role. She might seem like a typical teenager now, sure, but there are lots of girls who swiftly mature when they get pregrant. (Not to mention she in the best age bracket to have children, physically. Alongside with Tracer, like you said.)

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>>154078530
Anarchy!

>>154078972
Did you read her comic? It's not exactly reaching.

>>154078686
Its about the same it was in beta, only difference is comp came out so all the tryhards are there and all the shitfucks are in QP. God help you if you want something between sweaty matches and barely playing the game.

>>154078605
>Eichenwald defense
>Pick Mei
>Shitter teammates run past the arch chokepoint
>Can't block it with a wall
>Get overrun
>...
>They make it to the castle
>Can't defend that either because no one of our team's ~4 DPS can't do damage

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Imagine how pathetic Jacks army was when he finally had to face down Reyes before the fall of Overwatch.

>Reinhardt retired.
>Ana had a nervous breakdown and played dead
>Mccree ran away
>Reyes because he led BlackWatch had well trained professional soldiers under his command
>Reyes also was an ally with Talon so even more competent soldiers at his disposal


All Jack had was a British woman suffering from ADHD and a talking gorilla.

>>154079024
EVERYONE WANTS TO BE ME

>>154079023
What if Mei had a husband before she froze but he is dead now

>>154078605
that's just what happens when people don't call out shit like "i hear reaper upstairs" or "i saw on killcam zarya's ult is ready"

like, observant and constant callouts make a HUGE difference

>>154079036
i pray that one day blizzard will implement a casual competitive with no hero stacking for the people who don't want to wear sweatbands every time they start the game

>>154078972
It makes perfect sense, doesn't it? She's obsessed with things being correct and in order, and she's also highly creative and operates visually. If it was canon or not I'd still expect people to suspect she would have the autisms.

>>154078865
>Tracer doesn't know where babies come from.
That has never prevented anyone from becoming pregnant. Quite the opposite actually.

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>>154078790
it's a "dying junkrat throws a trap beneath you as he passes away" episode

>>154079078
I guess it's possible. Blizzard should really hurry up with those animations. I bet people would be willing to pay for those, even. But so far the progress this game has made has been lacklustre.

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>>154078773

>>154079149
Being a hard lesbian does though, which she is.

>>154079182
I thought the Bastion one was done beautifully. Some extremely high quality animation.

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how do i convince the hanzo mains on my team that they aren't grandmaster tier but stuck in a lower division because of bad teammates

>>154077486
I don't understand what Marksman McCree provides that Hanzo doesn't do already.

I really think new characters should be taken from the approach that will mixup the meta. If Blizzard won't nerf Cyka Blat then introduce a new character that melts her, the same way she melts D. Va.

>>154079050
Can you imagine Tracer coating herself with Peanut butter and having Harambe... I mean Winston lick it off?

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>Finally play a game as Mercy since we're attacking on Dorado
>Been playing nothing but Ana when healer is needed since she came out

Holy shit I forgot how fucking simple and easy Mercy is. It's a less stressful Ana with a controlled Ana mini-ult.

>>154078790

This happened to an ally of mine once while I was playing Genji and I dashed right in front of him and used deflect before the bombs hit the floor.

I felt like a fucking hero.

>pick Zen
>someone else picks Ana
>everyone else on the team tells him to switch
>the guy he's grouped up with says he isn't chat
>"I cant lol"
>forced to go Lucio
>we lose hard

WHY WOULD YOU EVER PICK HER IN COMP SHES JUST A WORSE ZEN STOP

>>154079194
Did you get that one from your last 1900 rating game? Have you complained on reddit yet that you got too low of a rating? Don't worry, Blizzard will listen!

>>154079403
>forced
you weren't forced to do anything

>>154079346
They totally have playful wrestles n fights before, usually resulting in him accidentally breaking her arm or snapping her back or something. Thank crust for recall.

important question please answer

thank you for your time

>>154078415

>>154079314
>>154079182
Blizzard trying to be Pixar really.

>muh PTSD

>>154079346
I imagine Winston being angry at her wasting all that peanut butter

>>154079346
This is how Jack became Soldier 76. This is how he lost his damn mind.

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First reply ending with 9 decides my BattleTag. Will deliver.

>>154078992
thanks senpai
I wish I could draw her more accurately because she's really cute but for some reason it keeps sliding towards man face, same with a lot of fan art I've seen actually

>>154078476
Being in the low ranks and acting like a toxic shitter is the best this game has to offer. Harambe memes and stacking 6 shit heroes are the second best :------DDDDDDDD

>>154079562
genji97

>>154079515
I thought the Bastion short looked better than some of Pixar's latest offerings.

>>154079562
ggez

>>154079535
He was the one covered in peanut butter

> all that stuff they pumped into me has to be good for something.

>>154079515
I bet you're also that person who thinks every anime is trying to copy Ghibli.

>>154079562
succgoddess

>>154079562
Chris Metzens Gay Orc Husband

>>154075480
And they're like the tallest dudes that aren't robots or in power armor.

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Blizzard WILL defend this.

>>154079562
POTGhunter

>>154079403
Ana can be really good, almost no one knows how to fucking play her.

She outheals Mercy (60 vs 62.5) and can do so from any range. She can stay form a vantage point far from the point, and basically ensure no dies to anything but blast damage.

Problem is, most shitters who play Ana play her like fucking Widowmaker for some reason - they are way too offensive.

A good Ana can fuck up Tracer's day making it impossible for her to kill anyone (forcing the Tracer to focus Ana), but if you have a good anti-flank like the current Hanzo or an attentive Reinhardt, it can be difficult to kill.

But again, I rarely see Ana's played like this. Pretty much only seagull and people who watch Seagull's streams play Ana this way.

>>154079562 weeaboo6

>>154079562
Dungmunch

Posts like this can get you banned these days

>>154079562
McCree

>>154079562
retard

>>154079604
Toxic loads of HIV positive peanut butter

>>154079562
GrannieTranniePissJugs

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If you're reading this, I love you.

>>154079562
FuccReddit

>>154079562
XxmycursexX

remember to play only reaper

>>154079562
VACproofAimbot

mei has the biggest boobs?????

>>154079650
But everyone has to be happy in their safe space and everyone knows gold is good :)!

>>154079704
did not realize, sorry friend.

quality name though

>>154079562
GenjiWasBalanced

>>154079650
well nobody wants to feel like they're bad

>>154079562
BroccTurner6920

>>154079562
ProstateTickler

>>154079798
No. I'm pretty sure Roadhog does.

>>154079650
Masteroverwatch data is flawed because only people who actually check their stats (which will skew towards high level players) have their stats collected.

Last season, masteroverwatch had SR60 as top 10-12%, and Kaplan came out and said it was top 6%.

All you can infer from your graphic is bronze/silver leaguers don't check their stats on masteroverwatch.

>>154079562

9decides

>>154079562
Itsokaytolovechildren

>>154079562
Erectus

>>154079808
Yeah calling for gets is now an offense, it's pretty retarded

>>154079869
Noice

>>154079869

Well done.

>and that's how the west was won
what did he mean by this?

>>154079869
btag cant start with a number, gotta pass on this

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>>154079869
HOLY FUCK

>>154079854
Of course the data is going to be a little skewed, but it can't be that far off. Have you ever met a bronze player? Do they exist at all?

>>154079732
It'd be SIV since Winston is a gorilla, you racist fuck.

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>>154078157
I dunno why you'd think Zaza would be the man in the relationship. She gave up fortune and fame in exchange for fighting the bloodiest battles in the greatest threat to human existence. I think deep down all she wants is to be the little spoon.

>>154079919
Then go with the 9 that came immediately after it.
>>154079879

>>154079919
use HardcoreMinecraftLP instead

>>154079562

SnowMiser

>>154079919
Do NineDecides then fag, dont deny him his victory

>2577 at end of placement
>2220 because of solo queue console shit players

Fucking end my life. This happened last season and I barely got to beat my best. Why are so many players so terrible and never group up when taking points.

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>>154079869
>>154079919
>>154079995
Winner decided, changed it from a numeral to it being spelt.

Thanks again /owg/.

>>154079650
It's not like this is any different from not seeing anyone below 30 or 40 in S1

do you gain and lose the same amount of skill rating points everytime you complete a match or . ..

>>154079919
>>154079562
BroccTurner20min

>>154079914
The Americans shot everyone. The end.

>>154080018
That's actually not a bad name all things considered.

>there are real people who only play widow and reaper
I thought you were all kidding.

>>154079914
referring to a movie

>>154080075
Reaper is good though

>>154079914
Mccree is talking about Manifest Destiny and how the Native Americans were genocixed and driven from their lands.

Fucking whitey tbqh, would have gone back and told the Natives in South and North America to be wary of the white man.

Pour one out for my ancestors familia.

>>154079919
JuicyReaperBut

>>154080018
It's better than mine, nice one.

>>154080070

Kind of rolls off the tongue pretty well.

>>154080025
Correct. Competitive placing has been skewed since the beginning.

>>154080075
>there are real people who only play widow
Lots of these. Almost as much as Genji mains. But dedicated Reaper mains are much rarer

>>154080158
It reminds me of an old friend my buds and I called 'Nines'
Good guy. Solid name.

>>154079925
No, but then again, I'm diamond. I don't have many IRL friends and my friends online I know through gaming who are decent as well.

However given that OW has "15 million players" I can only assume that there are tons of shitters, such as gamer grills who only main mercy, or CoD babbys who pinky play 76 that are in bronze.

Unless Blizzard tells us we will never know. I'm not saying the system is perfect - just that your "balance" mighty not have any affect at all.

It's likely that /v/ and/or the Reddit community (500k subs) and/or the users of overbuff are just that good that they mostly place in gold/plat , but aren't a real representive set of the player base of the game.

Been away since season 2 came out, what are the new meme picks

>>154080398
Overwatch on PC absolutely does not have 15 million active players. Those stats from the picture are from the PC version but the rank distribution is similar on each platform.

>Languages Spoken: Spanish, Portuguese
Literally every match. This is because my ethernet cable broke while in a match and now I'm only paired with leavers and shitty internet brazilians who try to camp enemy spawn as winston or defend every map as hanzo. I mean, at least go tracer so you can get easy kills. I wonder how many people get leaver penalty for the disconnects on Blizzard's side, which they haven't even mentioned on their customer support twitter.

>>154080461
mei and hanzo

>>154080398
>Gamer grills who only play Mercy
Come on man, you know the grills play D.Va.

>>154080461
Mercy

Free POTGs

>>154074489
I love this image so much. Royal Roadhog skin fucking when? We need Roadking!

>>154080461
Mei is no longer a meme and pretty viable on defense.
Cuckrat and Best Girl are still shit.
Widow is still useless.
Mercy is still outclassed, but usable.

Meta is pretty much the same.

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IS THE AMOUNT OF SKILL RATING POINTS GAINED/LOST FIXED OR DEPENDENT ON MEDALS

>>154080564
>Cuckrat and Best Girl are still shit.
Best Girl is still usable in conjunction with meta picks, though. I can carry my dumbass teammates as her
We're talking about Pharah, right?

>>154074489
I've never actually looked at the clock in this picture. Am i mistaken, or is it HIGH NOON or midnight I guess?

>when you suck at fps's and can get top 500 in this game or masters this season so far

really makes you think...

>>154080710
Dependent on the medals
If I lose but I have 3-4 gold medals, I only lose <20 rating. If I lose and have like 1 gold, 2 silvers, 1 bronze, I lose about ~30.
Likewise if I have 3-4 golds and win, I get upwards of 50-60 rating

>>154080710
I'm pretty sure the reason nobody is responding is because it's not been confirmed and nobody has taken the time to test it
They said your performance affects the competitive points you lose / gain so you could say that technically yes, having gold medals will improve your chances of getting more comp points

How can I be a good Torbjorn? The first two games I played seriously with him were phenomenonal, and I want to know how to recapture that feeling of total domination over the enemy

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>>154080172
Except, masteroverwatch is flawed. Given their stats last season, and what Jeff said, we can assume that approximately 40% of the player base is unaccounted for, and given that almost all of the top tier players use masteroverwatch we can assume that 40% are composed of mainly shitters.

MO said the SR60 was top 10% and Jeff said it was top 6%. That means MO's player pool is off by 66%. MO is only looking at 100 people when in reality there are 166, most of the 66 are shitters. The curve looks a lot different if you increase MOs base by 66% and dump them into bronze/silver.

>>154080723
Yes.
She still gets shit on by any Platinum Mccree

>>154080028
I think it's still based on medals aka """""performance""""""

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I'm so convinced that mercy is a must pick now as a rheinhart main.

I'm ranked 3625 in masters and if I do not have a pocket healer mercy just healing me 24/7 then I can't properly carry. It's almost impossible to go balls deep without one at high ranks.

Anyone feel the same?

Pic related: season 1 rank

>>154076365
>>154077920

these denial faggots thinking their ship is canon when its the least likely, delusional like this is on another level

>>154080928
what is your job and how is your social life

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>>154074729

>>154080928
but surefour doesnt play rein

>>154080869
Sometimes
Usually I'm able to dominate with her and two-tap any McCree who is even remotely a threat to me
Probably won't be able to do it once I get out of platinum

Is it normal that I have a pretty low elim count whenever I play Zarya?

I usually win my Zarya games, have gold obj and high blocked damage but I feel like I am never killing people.

>>154080861
Yes, the graph is obviously going to be slightly skewed. But that doesn't account for a massive shift. We should be seeing tens of thousands of players in bronze or silver for the graph to even out. Do you know a single person in bronze league?

>>154081003
1. reins don't get that much mmr
2. it has 4chan filename

its not him

>>154080840
Always leave a suicide turret hidden at the enemy spawn. It will probably get destroyed immediately, but its whole purpose is to just stall them and build some of your ult.

>>154081059
No
You should be carrying your shitter teammates as Zarya

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So let me get this straight.

In comp season 2, you retain your rank (silver, gold, etc), but you can drop below the threshold, thus this feature is basically pointless and is just a more vague season high?

>>154080840
good sentry placement
good-ish aim with the ball spammer
do not forget about your E
always keep extra 50 scrap if things are getting bad for extra 75 armor
if someone is attacking your turret while you are building it, depending of the attacker it might be wise to block the damage with your body so you can finish the turret

>>154080861
>>154081062
Also, similar games like League or StarCraft have similar websites that have no issue tracking player performance and determining the general distribution of skill ranks. Overwatch can't be that different.

>>154081059
no its pretty fucking easy to get chip as zarya
final blows sure but you should definitely be getting taps in, theres basically never a reason to stop shooting as her

>>154081059
She can output a lot of damage and it's pretty easy to clean up kills with her leftclick, you could try practicing tracking the moving targets in the training range if you aren't comfortable with keeping it on the target. it helps if you come from quake and have a giant boner for the lightning gun though

If you're getting good shields, good zoning, and good ults, you're probably doing fine without doing much damage. That's what your dps is for

>>154081169
Blizz doesn't release peoples stats.

>>154081209
>>154081152

Hm, maybe I'll try being a bit more aggressive instead of focusing so much on shielding.

I've been saying a lot more of "izi gg" or "ggezzzz" since the filter than I used to before it

I've been calling people Disgusting N1ggers as much as I can to verify the suspicious that arose from this, and it seems you can't get banned for any kind of harrasment, therefore why they filter words so as to hide this

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>>154081059
git gud you should get gold elims in koth maps 100% of the time

63 gold 46 silver 35 bronze medals

>>154079562
NamesMcMeme

>>154081007
>>154074729
I can hear Sombra sounding just like Paz from Peacewalker.

>>154081306
>speaking in chat, ever
-_____________-

>>154081272
your right click can be even more effective as a zoning tool than junkrat's constant grenade spam - if you just keep sending it towards corners or the enemies direction it's really hard for them to walk up without being punished

>>154080521
So, that's why there are D.Vas who use Hello emote instead of defense matrix when I shoot them in the face?

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>there are McCree's who still Flashbang + FtH squishies

Been winning games all day.
Can't enjoy this win streak though as I'm constantly waiting for the inevitable loss streak
feelsbadman

>>154081306
the point of the filter isn't so much to ban or punish people as it is just to make it more annoying to say baka desu senpai

>>154081306
>I've been calling people Disgusting N1ggers

Why though? Does your autism require you to? Do you start getting the shakes when you can't hide your lack of skill with "bantz"?

>>154081440
Just play until you lose a game. When you lose a game, stop for the day.

Do this every day. Some days you'll lose the first match of the day, but that's alright. Just shake your head and come back fresh tomorrow.

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>>154080564
>Widow is still useless.
Good, I like it that way.

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>>154081406
YOU WERE IN A SKIRMISH
THEY WERE JUST BEING FRIENDLY

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>tfw you don't play as well as you usually do and you get stuck with shitty teammates because you usually do well enough to carry them

I mean why are there days like this when, days where the enemy team decides to go full on stomp mode and my team has a 4man premade who decide to go all defensive characters? I mean if you want to fucking go Symm on a KOTH map go do it in bots or somewhere that it won't equal a 100% loss and waste of time.

>>154081561
People aren't always friendly in a Skirmish

>>154081539
Nah, at least win a pub game then to get that 'first win of the day' bonus.

>>154081598
I don't understand this. There's no objective in skirmish, so why bother killing someone who's literally sitting there and waving at you?

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what is the general consensus on monkey man?

>>154081242
StarCraft is a Blizzard game.

>>154078641
I see you have good taste.

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>purple duplicate drops only give you 50g
>gold duplicates are only 100g

???

Zenyatta nerf fucking when

>>154081589
Symmetra can be amazing on KOTH, especially 2 of the 3 Napal maps. She just needs the rest of her team to give her a chance to lodge a defense.

>>154081671
Great Genji counter, but utterly useless in most situations due to long CD on Shield and pitiful Tesla Cannon damage

>>154081618
Yeah QPing all day is fine. Winning and losing are both beneficial in there.

I'm saying to do that in Competitive. If you're playing Comp for the XP and not the Rank, you should shuffle your priorities around.