GSL & ASL on saturday get hype edition
Reminder to get to the venue EARLY to get a good seat
David Kim "Jong-un" is going at it on the forums:
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/sc2/topic/20748944933
>>154032496
what restaurant do we meet at after the finals
>>154032757
mcdonald
*migrates slowly*
>>154033205
you don't want to go to like a local place in seoul?
we pet our doggies here
>>154033385
mcdonald in seoul
we pet the inside of our dogs asses with our dicks
>>154033529
you want to travel to the other side of the global to watch the finals and then go to a mcdonalds? fine which one
>>154033608
we dont actually do that
we dont fuck our dogs
>>154033769
correct we make passionate love to them
>>154033685
i live here idiot i teach english at a hagwon
>>154033859
more like that hag won when you finally moved out, am i right
>>154033859
what an ugly name for a place
what an ugly language
all the free food you want...
tender cuddles and petting...
dick on the reg...
I envy y'allses dogs...
>>154033241
*grabs crotch* get in here bad boy..
>>154034180
*gets in here, but slowly*
I wanna be inside scarlettsunprotected maps.
What do you guys do to feel less lonely?
fuck my dog
>>154034790
talk with my guild
>>154034790
play legion with my internet friends of many years and guild
>>154034790
i never feel lonely because feeling lonely is just false a concept created by society.
there is literally nothing wrong being alone.
>>154034909
http://science.howstuffworks.com/life/inside-the-mind/emotions/isolation-effects.htm
>>154034909
*dibs bedora*
>>154034909
humans and primapes are social beings though, we cannot survive without a tribe or pack
*survives without a tribe or pack*
heh... too easy
>>154035221
society is unnatural
humans are meant to be in small tight tribes
*tip tip*
i work in the interest of my tribe (family and friends)
quitting sc2 for gunpla and only going to shitpost on /m/ now
later, idiots!
i'll come back when bizzard releases scbw hd with no gameplay changes from the original!
>>154035027
that is 100% dogshit. loneliness is 100% placebo effect and that is what they are "studying" there
or even worse:
>Researchers have had subjects estimate room temperatures after recalling a time that they were snubbed or socially excluded
>snubbed or socially excluded
HOW IS THAT LONELINESS??? THE FUCK?
i didn't read the whole thing but if there is something good there then do paste..
>>154035630
you seem lonely
>>154035630
I didn't read it either.... but you're naive to still think the way you do
you will find out for yourself....
*suicides by being alone*
hehe.. it'll look like an accident.. or murder... or.. or... eh.. easy.. hehe..
time to lose weight >:)
*goes on keto*
*dies from ketoacidosis*
x_x
GET HYPE
https://youtu.be/vIsnB-sticg
Steven Bonnell II @OmniDestiny
damn
is it bad that the first thing i thought about after waking up was cracking a beer
and yet this thing continues to live...
:eyes:
>>154037436
x_x
why did we finish the pizza op so fast??? dont you know anything???????
KeSPA is proud to announce 2016 StarCraft II KeSPA Cup! KeSPA Cup will be an international StarCraft II tournament pitting the best players around the world in a cut throat tournament to determine the best StarCraft II player in the world.
* 8 Invited Players
- Proleague 2016 Top 4 Ranked Players : herO (CJ), Maru (Jin Air), Zest (kt), Stats (kt)
- NA Seed Challenge : 2 Players (North America, Latin America, China, Oceania, Southeast Asia)
- EU Seed Challenge : 2 Players (Europe)
* 8 Qualifier Spots
There will be Global qualifiers on 09/13 (TUE) the KR/TW server.
* Date (KST)
- Ro16 : 09/27 (TUE) ~ 09/30 (FRI)
- Ro8 : 10/02 (SUN)
- Ro4, Finals : 10/03 (MON)
weill HuK show up for this?!
>>154039550
i don't really know what loneliness feels like
i really enjoy solitude
i enjoy time with people as well
in stretches of no gf i miss the feeling of phyiscal contact between people and i worry about the future (having kids and a good family so my family will be proud) but i never really feel lonely
>>154039550
>3 toss at kespa cup
ugh
i have korean class tomorrow and i forgot everything :sss
>>154039763
ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ
okay im a sick sick puppy
im never ever ever ever watching porn again
this time i mean it
>>154041404
wtf what did you do now
>>154041456
leave me alone
idiot
>>154041404
im calling the fbi dude...
>>154042290
don't joke about that idiot we will all end up on some watch list
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=610rMnK9HCo
non-car guys lol
im already on it. is that cool?
>>154043606
i see steering wheels on the wrong side so i'm not going to watch this
>>154043794
whatever you probably dont even rev-match like a boss
i just have my tesla drive me around
omg i just realised i didn't have my scv tab open!
*vapes*
>>154045282
yeah but what flavour is it?
*hits cigarette*
oh god what have i done
*dies* x_x
how many pages have we flipped today?
>>154046925
today i had only had 8 but yesterday i had between 15 and 20 lol
>>154046994
x_x
>>154047105
let him have 3-4, it will at least give him a buzz
*drinkgs a bottle of wine*
heh.. much healtheir >:D
>>154047105
the blood of christ
soooo.. fuck any cute dogs lately?
>>154047236
moms not gonna be happy about this....
>>154047401
i wish i could talk with you over a couple glasses of wine someday (no homo)
nothing brings me greater joy than watching a pitbull be killed
*refills the wine bottle with water*
mom is def gonna notice this time...
>wine is healther than beer
nice :^) meme
protoss starter pack XD am i missing anything?????? LOL
goo*
>>154046817
look at this loser lol
>>154048154
lol idiot
Posting from my phone
heres some healthy shit lol
>>154047959
*consumes a carb*
tin is gonna be pissed at me.....
omo
>>154048984
lol
>>154047959
shitty diaper
literally my street sign is in my captcha...
2FUCKINSPOOKY
>the captcha is your name
>>154049527
i knew someone that happened too and they died 3 days later
what if khaldor is actually a former nazi who underwent south korean plastic surgery
we have 4chan pass accounts here
>>154049723
word
>>154049720
>>154049934
its strange what baldness does to a person
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H133cTro1NQ
can someone please post one of those crazy sexy youtube videos with lots of boobs
>Afreeca Starleague 3 days
>GSL Code S 3 days
>StarCraft II StarLeague 4 days
*patiently scans the thread for Starcraft 2 discussion*
just woke up and now it's time to sleep again? i hate this world...
it's been 2k years and we still have to eat&sleep
what gives?
avilo vs <EXID> Hani
i got that 2hu ps4 collection today
:D
it has officially been 1 month since my waifu last streamed. i want to die.
>>154051794
1st gook
>>154052496
dylh?
i went outside today and accidentally bantered with someone~! :O
>>154053036
*spits in your mouth*
>>154053036
how did they handle it
>>154053064
rude
>>154053121
he said "nice weather we're having" (it's really hot and humid right now) and i said "right?"
>>154053247
whoa!
>>154053476
pfft i want soles
>>154053417
it felt really natural in the moment you should have seen me
>>154053476
>>154053518
ugh sorry for the deadgif. i deleted it from my folder so that wont happen again
>>154053628
hnng
why don't you guys just go on /r/kfeets?
>>154054112
i dont go to reddit as a matter of principle
we don't use reddit here
>literally no game discussion
>you are all pathetic losers who don't even play the game because you're too scared of losing
does a single one of you think the world is better off because you existed?
>>154054445
>>154054462
yeah you don't go on reddit yet you like the exact same shit they do, circle jerk like they do and spam unfunny memes like they do get of your high horses you retards
>>154054664
who are you quoting
>>154054664
>>154054834
how mad is this samefag
>>154054664
have you seen our bleeding edge meta & memes?
mfw i'm bored of winning
>>154054664
have you tried our pizza?
>>154054664
>>154054907
reddit is way worse than this
>>154054910
game is dead, why are you even here if you don't play the game?
the only explanations that come to mind are that you come here out of sheer loneliness and lack of social outlets. to me, it seems that this is your only social interaction.
if you actually play the game, why put up with nonsensical shitposting and pathetic autists sitting around affirming each other that they "aren't alone" while wallowing in their own loneliness.
this is literally /soc/ for complete and total autists
*places ab et*
time to win big
>>154056023
>/soc/ for autists
you mean /r9k/?
>>154053549
i'm really proud of you
>>154056023
>why put up with BLAAAAAAAP FARRRRRT
*takes the bait*
uhhh, maybe cuz I'm not a reddit bab that has to BAAAN BAAAAAAAAAN BAAAAAN everyone I don't LIIIIIIIIKE hahahahahaha
>>154056135
lol nice memelet
>>154055834
Anyone have any stories to share of them playing Starcraft 2?
>>154056347
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvmAY8qS-EE
i like the pretend to be mad that no one talks about st*rcraft meme lets keep that going
dont kill the thread
>>154056223
quit samefagging
>>154056483
thread deserves to die, a dead game deserves a dead thread
yeah kill me instead
>>154056347
i once played starcraft 2 drunk with some redditors. we were all on teamspeak or something. it was streamed and we got like 10 viewers. i had a lot of fun and laughed at the viewers wondering why anyone would want to watch us.
>>154056658
haha epic lol :D
>>154056423
i don't get it. why did he get mad?
i want to commit myself to playing 1 game of sc2 per thread. i'm posting this so i'll have to
hes actually just baiting unbelievable
>>154056190
>>154056023
im not gay
the thread is so much better now that we're discussing sc2 honestly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UC6Cu5LXuuo
i hope adam actually killed himself by now
>>154056943
Its been 3 years since this video got uploaded. I've switched to Dota 2 but I still watch this video when i'm on a losing streak and feeling down.
LOL@ fucking nerds taking games so seriously that you cry when you lose and break your gear LMAO
you guys probably don't even call yourselves /scv/ anymore do you?
hearthstone is literally one of the most boring games i have ever tried
>>154056943
>it was adam's dream to be in code a / code s / mlg
lol
>>154056943
>>154056423
Who is this guy
LMAO
*plays alpha reno jackson*
heh, tough luck kid
polt is streaming idiots
>ladder anxiety
snibbles got a job and started dating a uggly girl a long time ago
he's completely functional human being now, like a regular dumb boring shmuck
i'd post a combatex video but they're all 20 minutes long with an entire game's worth of shit talk
>>154057376
how new do you have to be to not know that faggot?
>>154057220
i broke my hand because i punched my fight stick because i couldnt do a combo in street fighter 4 like 7 years ago
ITT: newfags
post you're snibbles
this is classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsKo-ytaVAQ
>>154057650
word
>>154057556
>>154057623
i don't have my dogsog pictures anymore sadly, else i'd post them
post snibbles ugly gf is she atleast a gook?
i'm in hate with my dad
>>154057806
do not treat your father harshly lest you anger jupiter, boy. I tell you this as a warning
>>154057730
i dont know if shes still his gf, this was years ago
maybe in 3 years I'll have an ugly gf too :D
does blizzard even still patch this shit?
>>154058137
it would have been best if they stopped patching it just before hots launched and then never expanded it instead of just leaving us with the absolute turd fest that it is now
How do I deal with airtoss in PvP
>>154058137
they actually patch the game way more now than they did prior to legacy which is a huge shame since 90% of the player base have left already
>>154057650
>meanwhile...white-ra calls a hospitalized fan to wish him well
>>154058229
>toss player gets a taste of his own medicine
maybe learn the game and play a real race, haha
>you will never use gomplayer again
>you will never eat cookies with wolf in the pre-stream that they didn't even know about
at least all the old VODs are on youtube...
>alone on a friday night, about 6pm
>in room, browsing /scv/ and playing sc2
>dad comes in
>"hey buddy, have any plans for the weekend?"
>"not really, no."
>"why don't you go out with some friends? It's a nice night."
>conversation continues for another five minutes
>dad asks about girls and my "friends"
>i try to dodge around admitting I have no friends and have no experience with girls
>but he knows
>"ok buddy, just let me know if you ever want a ride somewhere, or you can borrow my car any time you want."
>pats me on the shoulder and leaves
>i get back to starcraft
>after a few minutes, feel thirsty
>no drinks in my room
>venture out of my room and go to the kitchen
>hear my father in the living room, crying
>look around the corner
>he's looking through photo albums at pictures of me
>"hey dad."
>he looks up, trying to hide that he was crying
>"i'm going out with some friends, can I still borrow the car?"
>he smiles the happiest smile I have seen in years
>"sure thing buddy."
>he gets up and hugs me, tears in his eyes
>i get dressed, get in the car and leave
>i drive to an empty parking lot in an industrial area
>i go to sleep in the back seat
>return home the next morning
>pretend I was out with friends all night
>dad hugs me again
is artosis bald yet?
is wolf bald yet?
has tasteless overdosed yet?
is moletrap still alive?
did khaldor ever grow hair?who the fuck ever even cared about doa?
>>154058137
http://us.battle.net/sc2/en/blog/20241474/legacy-of-the-void-multiplayer-design-changes-8-14-2016
This and Co-op will save SC2lel
>>154058423
lol
>>154058494
no
no
no
yes but homeless
still shaving
his new wife cares
first of all kevin knocke
>>154057623
is a huge faggot
>>154058423
>tfw this would have been you but you went out and did drugs and got laid and regret that instead
life is weird
this pasta is stale tho
nostalgia > autism
always
this thread is a 2/10 im leaving
I decided to start playing this game last week.
Deeply regret not playing it while it was alive.
and considering im a top 3 active scv member, its a pretty big deal......
>>154059004
when was it alive?
>>154059034
i too, am a pillar of these threads
>>154059052
2012
'gi...
odds order 'zah
evens wait for mom to come home
0 dont eat
>>154059184
i stepped on my pants i just took off and they are super warm O___O
>>154059410
oh no......
reminder that your ass is sweaty as fuck
frig it
help me pick /scv/
>>154059630
bacon pineapple
>>154059437
>iaxx.jpg
>>154059697
that sounds gross...
>>154059630
light cheese, extra sauce
>>154059184
2012? no ways
2009? when did wol come out? i remember watching gsl then and dreaming of becoming the best sc player alive.. man that was cool..
now im just sad sc2 exists cuz they killed bw(i think)...
>>154059794
it isnt, the sweet & savory...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QslJYDX3o8s
>>154059630
green olives + green pepper + mushroom + feta.. mb jalopeno peppers too
no meat ur vegetarian now
>>154060029
>>154060085
kshits
>>154060085
id rather die!
>>154060135
gayshit
>>154060191
starcraft, retard
>>154060374
is this your first day here
>>154060419
i've been fighting kshits and avatarfags since the great schism of vg, i was just on hiatus
>>154060516
lol
I'm about to cook this
>>154060516
word
>>154060686
nongshim is good, just the right amount of spice. i like the black cup.
most expensive ramen you can buy though
>>154060686
kshit
*reads the turner diaries*
>>154060839
don't try to make me look bad by calling non-kshit things kshit, that's not kshit. foodposting is a staple of /scv/, but kshit is avatar-level faggotry and you know it
>>154060826
>most expensive
thought it was casual
>>154060081
feta adds to the price...
i got half pep half tomatoes
I don't follow competitive, are you guys just hard-core shitposting or are you speaking in code? Is fucking dogs code for mass Ultralisk or something? Who is gook? Reddit is better at talking about Starcraft.
gook gook
IU
>>154061047
eat dog, not fuck. fuck plastic, eat dog.
>>154060939
>knoodles
>not kshit
we pet our doggies
>>154061047
are you excited for sos vs byun
>>154061214
kshit = kpop
always has been, always will be, welcome to /scv/
>>154061305
fuck off
>>154061364
>it's only kshit if i say it is
>it's only scv if i say it is
says the old newfag who left for years
not your thread anymore kiddo
anybody with lotv wanna play some team games?
i never bought lotv and miss 2v2s / 4v4s
stop fighting!!
>>154061305
Is that code for cannon rush? What is going on?
>>154061391
are you excited for sharp vs shuttle
>>154061436
actually it is, and you can't do anything about it
i will call broseidon, don't make me do it
*rallys ultras across the map*
>>154061593
heh go shuttle ~~~~
>>154061618
lol fuck off mook
broseidon is busy with real life
>>154061703
go to bed broseidon, or you know, post that picture with you and polt since it's the only thing your life ever led up to
>>154061795
how jelly are you haha
got my burichan set at precisely 125% zoom
yeah...i dont fuck around
>>154061882
>never lost the weight
i knew you'd still be in here shitposting
>>154061957
he's just got a baby face
anybody wanna play some bw?
>>154062091
ask woopr
more like
stinker
>>154062146
wanna play some bw, woopr?
>>154062273
>everyone is woopr
found woopr
bjorn i know it's you you weak jawed r selected liberal
>>154062307
forgot your_____
>>154060029
thank you for this post kfriend
I'm going to the store, does anyone want anything?
>>154063079
6 cold ones please
gook
>>154063079
i'd like a friend
>>154063079
1. beer
2. froze 'za
3. more beer
4. more beer
5. frose 'za
no seriously, does anybody want to play team games?
>>154064105
obviously not
i'm so proud of our general.
phone
the fact of the matter is
liberators are already good
in response to that, i forfeit
a cctv girl just ate a handful of worms
OMFG i was in the kitchen where the t.v. is and this reality show with washed up old dudes was going to korea. i told my mom to call me in when there was kpop.
they went to smtown and danced with snsd
https://youtu.be/LFd_kSMYSSo
when william shatner was dancing he fell over for real knocking hyoyeon over and landing on her hard
its airing now so theres no vid yet
the shitty reality show has george foreman, terry bradshaw, the fonz, william shatner, & some who
>>154065963
is that traitor whore cunt tiffany in this cuz im not watching if she is!!! go to japan bitch!!!! fucker!!
oh wow
tropical island
dual land
there we go
new red velvet sucks :(
polt is fine
>>154065963
when shatner fell over i screamed "holy shit "and was instantly outraged at how he touched her. my mom rushed over and said whats the matter? i said "you should have seen how he was just touching her" and then i realized that it was hyorc and i started laughing and said "nevermind it doesnt matter" and i kept laughing
>cuz
>bitch
>!!!
br nigger...
more like
world of snorecraft
>>154057249
how do we save /scv/
>>154067351
you need to leave
>>154067351
it would be extremely painful
>>154067351
start up tournaments again
that awkward moment when you come into scv and haven#t caught up with the current topic
BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
HUSHHUSHHUSHHUSH
^what?
newshit...
bitch....
>being this rude to your mom
nigger
BITCH!!!
kys nigger
KYS BITCH!!!!
>ugly nigger is posting in this general
:(
what are we watching
>>154068618
kpop
recurring dreams...
>bitch
>>154068618
polt
I'm going to queue up for a game and when I get back, I'd better see some real Starcraft 2 discussion.
phone
what are the most op lotv units?
>>154032496
>>154069136
>trumpshit
*sigh* not even /scv/ is safe from the redditor invasion
>>154069316
>redditor
reddit supports clinton you retard
/pol/ is 98% trump
^BITCH
>>154069316
nigger
>>154069373
meant for
154069374
im not a freaking b*tch!!!
>niggers fighting
just like irl
@154069316
you can tell your a newfag because of the way you are
kfeet
^dylt...
^are gross
khair
>>154069768
thats because nobody likes hillary even democrats
it doesnt mean trump is reddit , go look at the political views on /r/politics and then compare them to trump theyre complete opposite
^us hairbros!!!
amirite
love em
want em in my mouth
@9927
you still mad
#1_______4
what a god
>>154069890
>trump does AMA on reddit
>has huge reddit fanbase
>trump is not reddit!
>hillary is because uhhh...nobody likes her! yeah! *ignores polls*
please end yourself
kgook
>>154069136
ayyy
>>154070408
based dave
>>154070568
oops auto correct
black* dave
hopefully i dont wake up this time~
Just came back from my game and still no Starcraft 2 discussion :( Maybe tomorrow I'll get to talk about my favourite game on the general thread made for it.
bitch!!!
>>154070936
did you win?
>>154070936
are you excited for sos vs byun
i'm never drinking again
>>154071720
same i might steal some of my moms wine tonight though
>>154072620
good move
tinny said people who drink wine live forever
*loads up mac-10*
one of you is not going to survive tonight
>>154072907
whats that supposed to mean
>>154073006
he's underage
im not gonna drink her wine i already had 4 slices of 'zah...
I dont have the killer instinct
how was that one guy's first day of high school...
fany's been to highschool before though...
we dont use shampoo here
>>154073773
i use cumpoo
got banned from habbo :\
>>154074191
didnt even finish it lol
bobby's new song is cringe as fuck too
maybe i just dont like kpoop anymore ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>154074191
shit
>>154074191
plastic has gotten out of control
ive never seen a diamond in the flesh...
>>154074548
they arent made of flesh idiot
>>154074548
i've seen the hope diamond irl bitch!
i wasnt looking for any replies...
tinny do you support trump?
check your attitude at the door!!!
im only human >_<
just edged so close to the point of no return that i blasted just by touching it
>>154074276
>>154074298
good i thought it was only me
za for lunch... with a glass of wine...
is tomato sauce a vegetable
>>154078920
no it's sauce
tomatoes are fruit how could tomato sauce be a veg
i dont know im not a doctor...
and furthermore
I know 3 of you IRL
>>154081058
what about me
any girls here wanna tie me up and piss on me
>>154081090
yeah
granddaddy's gun break:
https://youtu.be/H74RqPzKrY0
>>154081228
sweet
i hate how all documentaries about prison suck and focus on 3-4 people's story instead of telling you stuff about the prison.
wish i had a friend to do the mutations with they are too hard >_<
Does starcraft ever go on sale? Ive been meaning to buy legacy of the void but I have no problem with waiting awile if they do sales.
>>154084789
blizzard has sales
>>154084842
Ah thanks ill wait then.
wish i was a house wife... v_v
>>154084789
arcades free
>>154086713
Well no I own wings of liberty and heart I just dont own the last one.
>>154086837
gotcha
>>154086862
omo
tasty kbums~
surfin the web...
>>154088272
be careful out there!
>>154088463
lookin for porn!!
>>154088272
watch out for web sharks!
wtf she has a friend...i thought she was a shut in neet liek us..
http://reallifecam.com/en/view/03_9
>>154088561
well watch out for sharks
*wakes up*
*randalls some tinny posts*
feels good :)
>>154088970
based
boys
do you like them
just as friends
with benefits
the benefit is friendship
why cant something good happen to me for a change
>>154060986
good job!
meatspin
it's 'z not 'za.. fkin barbarians!
*buys lots of expensive supplements*
now i don't have to go the gym and i'm still gonna get huge!!
'zah
>>154090776
pi'
'z...
should i go get drunk for the 3rd day in a row...
*grabs a big slice of z' for gi' ri' and me*
'gi is 'gly
raping fat women
everyone likes trump except media and black people
alex
jones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPrKw3riCtQ
making flashcards~!
>>154060085
i made zah at home
i think im gonna make some 'z today as well
but i dont have much toppings rn and am def not going to the shops...
>>154093548
just order some it's a lot like making your own but way easier!!
Reddit here
Looking forward to Byun becoming the GSL champion :)
going on 2nd date with my side hoe cuz my main bitch ignoring me lol
wow never realized how sad the normies of 4chains are
like wtf going to containment boards NEVER again..
sheesh.. feeling disgusting rn s_s
s_______s
i love you guys
what would you do to us
all me
i got 1
>>154096010
how come?
anime made me cry :(
>>154096415
there is previous content the guy went on first date last weekd
should i put tomatoes on my 'z?
won't that make it all wet?
answer quick oven is already heating up
>>154096530
spell 'zah properly or were not answering you
it's 'z now!!!!!!
>>154096563
thats because it's 'za
i want to kill that asshole. he's only doing it to try and drive me crazy
>>154096563
ehm we all say 'zah here lol
one guy tries to force 'za tho
'zah*
tomatoes or no?????????????????
wtf!!!!!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
reminder that we're disappointed in 'gi
>>154096417
which one?
im putting the tomatoes in
u guys are of NO help...
severe disappointment
q_x
>>154096859
not telling you you're all bullies
>>154096881
*gives you a wedgie*
stupid fartooner
we like anime here
no we dont
we like anime feet here
*throws cardboard coffee cup in the bin*
*claps macbook down*
*leaves campus*
*NEETs*
*never goes to school even though enrolled*
gook morning~
*skips classes to get drunk with fellow students*
*still pass them*
heh... >:D
so im writing my resume and im not sure if i should mention my high school or not
some people do that some dont idk
>>154099639
obv not who th fk cares?
just mention the size of ur dick lol
spl dead confirmed
everyone itt
i dont wanna live in the trash
>>154099236
gook-gooksorry i'm late
should've gotten that degree
ive got an internet friend who dives around in the dumpster for food :/
We love Basetrade here (especially Rifkin)
We love Reddit here
We love Byun here
WE LOVE SC2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
just calm down and take a breather
>>154100401
same
'i dont need college i'll be fine heh!!!!!' now im a loser
How do I play protoss
>>154101447
that's a hard kappa
hi patrick nice to have you on board
>then then then then
>and and and and
*sighs*
ill give you a c
hi seulgi nice to have you on board
hi lochlann nice to have you on board
not reading all that^
>>>/ditch/
do we like dabbing here
>>154101902
>need a 2 week vacation because you stayed up late and dont feel good
i guess if you're a weak baby manchild who cant handle the stresses of life and needs his hand held for everything then yes, employment would seem scary.
have you ever had a job btw?
gook morning nerds ;3c
>>154067351
SC2 needs to be saved first. If normalishpeople give a shit and play it, the NEET shitposter to active player ratio will be restored
i wanted to write meowning but autocorrect messed it up!!!
i didn't drink last night guys... i couldn't fall asleep tho...
oh no s/he got banned :(
who reported? reporters will be persecuted!
hahahahaha
>>154104761
i would say it was me but id get banned too for announcing reports
>>154104926
is talking about talking about ban reports the same thing as talking about ban reports?
>>154105036
oh shi- *gets banned*
>>154104761
>who reported?
>>154105810
kys avataring is against the rules
>>154106102
go to bed TJ
>>154106187
not that lying thief
>>154104541
>he doesn't have a bourgeois bullshit career job where everybody swans about having ping pong tournaments and going out to wine bars for the 3 hour lunch break
>climbing the corporate ladder during the day
>climbing the sc2 ladder during the night
>>154102856
gook~
>>154106431
>having your leisure time scheduled by the company work for
>being forced to spend time with co-workers and pretend to be all hippy and shit
worse than grinding
>>154106552
*slits your throat*
>>154106635
gook
#viral
>>154106657
it's not any fun when you just say g**k immediately ~_~ im gonna go play something else
like world of warcraft: legion
https://clips.twitch
.tv/firecake/ExcitedMinkJonCarnage
our guy
>>154106895
gook
>>154106847
wut
>>154106847
ewwwwwwwwwwwww did she have frogs in her mouth or someting???
>>154107584
it was death
she has death in her mouth
>>154107584
>>154106630
>Getting paid to take horse tranquilizers and blurt out buzzwords about the future of the company before knocking off at midday
It's the best parts of being a NEET with none of the downsides or depression
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash).
You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
>>154108658
>hurr durr drugs are fun derrrrp droooooool spit vomit faaart
xD
>le epik sc2 le copy pasta
with le cheese and le sauce puh-lease~!
^
really really bad post
its sc2 and anime girls
how could you not like it
>1.62 MB, 1284x724
>>154109572
what a sh*tty photoshop...
its not shopped idiots
your life is shopped
rly makes you think...
i thought about it...
and arrived at the conclusion that...
>>154069316
you really have to go back
>>154106847
really tho wtf is that
really makes me think desu famalams..
>>154108443
fr**kin love that emoticon
AYUL added 2 new photos.
3 hrs ·
어제 아율이의 24번째 생일 축하해주신 분들,
진심으로 감사합니당~!
Yesterday in anticipation of any of the happy 24th birthday, our
Thank you very much, ~! United party
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desu desu desu desu
how do i lost some fat.....
>>154111686
2/2
this is my secret club quit letting teens in
that food looks disgusting!
>>154111812
*hits you over the head with a grammar book*
learn it the hard way punk
doesnt look half as disgustng as the girl
idiot
happy birthday ayul!!
>>154112863
Happy Birthday Ayulfu~!
scv...... my software engineering class is more than half stinky chinese girls.... omomomo.......
you better leave them alone you freak creep
>>154114162
get them to shower
post anime
dont post anime
too late!
dumb sickzii
>>154115152
>>154114967
>>154114816
i like this cartoon. might even marry it
stinker: you velly cue boy *blushes*
i wish i was a cute boy but im just a big fat hairy stinky man...
*hides gay cartoon posts*
aaaahhhh much better
im sad
in the year 9595...
>>154114162
omo
*cracks open ab eer*
heh, you didn't really think i'd quit did you?
who the FUCK is j.b. smoove?
i would like to die now
i imagine us as little girls playing tea party by the sandbox :)
i imagine myself as the smelly old fat man that abducts one of you little girls to play grown up games in my basement :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBVUKsRqNj4
most truly is he our guy
if I stop drinking will I lost some fat...
>>154119791
nooooooo!!!!!!!! we like big boy! like you a nipple ;3 333311111!!!!
. . .
>>154119861
I don't want puffy boy nipples any more......
ahhh yeah keep going
*woof woof*
im almost there
*rufff woof woof*
ahhh im coming!!!!
*awwooooooooo:*
was it good for you? it wasn't for me. . .
https://www.douyu
.com/8259
omo
>>154120382
imagine licking your doggies toes while your doggie creampies that stinker!!! omo!!!!!
what a stupid bitch
fkin stinkers
im depressed
where is her butt? lol
im daniel :DDDD
>>154121139
acb?
>>154121116
this stinky bitch barely has skin on her bones and you expect a butt?
just won with mech in tvp and tvz
based fucking avilo leading the way
someone please kill me
>>154121540
just od on heroin
https://www.twitch
.tv/playstation
https://www.twitch
.tv/playstation
>>154121540
*kills you*
>>154121805
>twitch
lol nty
>>154121905
thanks
*dies as collateral*
s-someone.. avenge me...
*dies*
>>154122059
*quickly turns over your corpse*
gotta use that b hole while its still warm
do we like sick bass solos here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozbZeZZwSIw&feature=youtu.be&t=1m36s
drunken master is a pretty dark story when you realize it's about turning a promising but rebellious young man into a violent raging alcoholic
*steps from the shadows*
hehe.. looks like sand paper b hole clone jutsu paid off
did you even watch the movie? when he got super wasted he fucked up you have to get your body "just right" as he learns in the end. it's about drinking responsibly, not unreservedly
>>154122782
>when he got super wasted he fucked up you have to get your body "just right"
uhh, yeah
that's some p fierce alcoholism buddy
epic alcoholic misinterpreting jacky chan movies to justify his illness while also baiting for (You)'s scv in a nutshell ROFL
i wasn't even talking about dm2 you idiots
>>154122782
lol spoken like a true alcoholic haha
stick to your hollywoodtrash movies, kid
stick to drinking, bub
no time to watch movies cuz all my time goes to video games . . .
i spend most of my time listening to credence clearwater tapes
im loling irl rn at ur life lol Cx
i wish i was a little coprse dead under the ground
this kid is just... lol
>>154123726
shut up
>>154123784
so kill me
>>154123851
*kills you*
squid girl english dub is so much better than that jap audio shit
*shuts up forever*
>>154123945
someone kill this dub watching cartooner too
dubfags need to go im srs
fuck off!!!!!!!
don't delete my posts...!
>>154124113
real life is waiting every morning at the bottom of a bottle after i get home from the fucking liquor store!!!!!!!
already has a few beers but now im out.... should i drive to the store and get more
we drink gin here
fuck that guy!!!!
brb going to buy some more beer
*fucks that guy*
bloody harry? more like bloody mary roflmao
ok im back
*black
nah pretty sure hes white
yeah if i was black i wouldve robbed the liquor store
mum just called but i ignored her...
based
robbing my mom's wine bottle...
dont forget about her dildo
first of all i only borrow those things
>>154125393
>>154125472
>>154125674
>>154125693
>>154127050
>>154127251
>>154127452
>>154127832
>>154128703
>>154128836
>>154128945
>>154129308
here's some free (You)'s
i cant help but notice that miku seems very young...
https://www.twitch
.tv/naniwasc2
>>154129892
more like that that miku lol
what do we do now?
i sure hope someone doesn't fart in this thread and make it smelly.
anyone else know that one girl they want to rape the heck out of??
we all have that one girl we are planning on raping
i would never want to rape someone but i can think of a couple people i would like to give a love potion to.
*buys the iwatch2*
heh i can phone post from my wrist now
or should i say watch post lol >:D
wasnt even close to being funny^
we don't support rape culture itt
>>154133776
yeah it was
i wouldnt have posted it if it wasnt funny
wish i got more (you)'s last thread :(
this general is dead!!!!!!
we are x_x!!!!!!!
its because we havent been innovating lately!
the dog fucker meta is just not very strong!!!
(if we dont come up with something quick, the scv is dead for ever)
time to get serious about our webseries
think comedians in cars getting coffee but with /scv/s it can be called /scv/s at home ordering 'zah and it can be filmed via skype
hello id like one zah please *farts* *jerks off on skype*
>Afreeca Starleague 2 days
>GSL Code S 2 days
>StarCraft II StarLeague 3 days
>the last starleague and gsl ever
were really dead now arent we
>>154138701
>>154132607
>anyone else know that one girl they want to rape the heck out of??
yeah, your mom! XD
>>154140318
jokes on you im a test tube baby
good luck fucking that test tube idiot hope it breaks and shreds your dick to pieces :)
someone say something funny and i'll samefag it into a meme so you get all the credit
okay if no one will say something funny i will post my toughts;
i was watching my pet lizard today and he was sitting in his poo corner for like an hour and i had no idea what he was doing
he was just chilling with his head in the air and eyes half open like lizards do
then he finally took a shit and went back to his normal corner
wouldn't it be nice to have a life so simple that you can take a nice comfy shit for an hour or more?
im waiting for someone to thank me in another thread
https://www.twitch
.tv/polt
1-3 rx 480
4-6 gtx 1060
7-9 gtx 1070
>>154142703
lol
>>154142837
what
>>154142703
based
today two turtles were walking around the parking lot at work
one got crushed by a semi truck :( , the other is okay
what kind of turtle can't withstand a semi truck?
natural fucking selection
stupid animals lol
I thought they have really tough shells. surely it could withstand a measly truck
was the turtle japanese?
https://www.periscope.tv/MinnyMausGG/1yoJMrDbrXkxQ
no it was a metro detroit turtle
yea i like fat girls so what
wtf
more thin pretty girls for us then
shrugs
>>154144412
is she fat?
yeah im gay so what
have fun burning in hell for all eternity faggot.
so i was driving 5 minutes ago and i saw a literal prostitute on the street and for a second i thought about picking her up and paying for her services
i just bought my mom a gps for her bday
>>154148137
i was stopped at a light and a big assed black hooker walked in front of my car and licked her lips while looking at me, and then she did this little whistle thing
i kinda regret not doing it
>>154148659
damn... shouldve done it
we are too clean and pure for hookers here
i would only hire a hooker if she looked like iu or soyu
>>154148939
i wonder what those really high class escorts cost....
>>154148659
>her
I would rape a girl before I bought a hooker lol
alright fuck it
i'm going to get a 1070
polt 2k viewers
300 for avilo
thought he was our guy but hes getting cucked pretty hard here
>turtles
>'za
>not teenagers
>late 20's neets
>mutants
>'za
>radical
oh my gosh it makes sense we have so much in common are we the tweenage mutant neet-'za turtles??
did leonardo fuck his dog? cuz then yeah
0/10
i'm married with a wife
first of all im not a neet
and secondly
your life is your wife and your not married if you know what im supersaiyan:D
trunks for president lol
well anyways i gotta go guys... the wife... you know what i mean.
the ol' ball and chain :)
brb gonna cook a burger
>>154149340
polt is one of the most successful players of all time....
avilo is just a comedian
the ol' punching bag :)
we take avilo seriously here
just have your wife cook the burger on the ol family sized george foreman grill
my wife just made me a sandwich and now she's massaging my shoulders. ahhh, sure feels nice thanks a lot babe luv ya :)
jews did foreman grill
i'm so ugly lol
>>154150458
are you my wife, lol? get your ugly ass back in the kitchen haha
>>154150458
rate yourself out of 10
im like a 3
whats the best diet to lose weight...im at 180lbs...
i have an ugly personality to match my ugly body
bulimea
me and the wife going on a trip to bulimia
>>154150757
don't forget to make a pit stop at rape station
what's a good movie that came out before 2000?
we dont watch movies
>>154150917
the matrix
i prefer talkies myself
>>154150917
the french connection
>>154150917
blade runner
chungking express
rush hour
isnt there some trump & her event happening tonight?
ToD@YoanMerlo
Went to watch War Dogs and the ticket was only 1,60€ wtf:D funny movie liked it especially Jonah Hill's character :)
>>154150917
chimatown
first blood
>>154150917
lots...but who knows what you like
>>154152202
if he doesn't like my recommendations he's a dummy
*pours a glass of jaeger instead of cracking a cold one*
heh... gonna lost some fat...
*cracks a 5 liter jug of carlo rossi*
>>154153062
but its so gross.....
>>154153292
its all i got okay???
i wanna omo in seulgi or joy...
hello? can you hear me
hmm who should i kfap to today
hmm
>fapping to kpop
>>154154115
gfycat.com
/YoungAridDutchshepherddog
>>154154484
a few more surgeries and he'll look decent
does anyone else get bouts of depression just thignking of the girl you used to love?
sigh...
babe: pig in the city
>>154155080
yea
triss merigold...
>>154155334
do you like her
>>154155403
yea i picked her over yen
>>154154715
moron she's all natty
thursday is based
just shaved my arm pits and back of my neck... what would you do to me?
>>154155631
it's wednesday ~_~
>>154155719
punch you in the gut
>early just so he could show off his awesome miqueena pizza edit
im in, see you guys there
>>154155719
laugh at your fagboy armpits and wipe my sweaty stank pits all over your face
last for mewby
last for seulgi
last for miqueena
last for 'zah
not so fast
fast enough
too fast
nah
last for seulgi