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Heroes of the Storm General - /hotsg/

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Actually 750'd edition

>What's new?

http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/game/events/machines-of-war/
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20271416/heroes-of-the-storm-ptr-balance-update-september-1-2016-01-09-2016
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20257011/have-a-free-hero-on-us-8-30-2016

>Starcraft maps, Alarak and Zarya:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUZBAOmzBh8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAXqZIBeS40
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhhaPVdG7fQ

>Where do I find you Chen-loving faggots?
/join /vg/

>Do you have a discord?
https://discord.gg/0u3cyKnzMnnU2wjN

>What hero should I buy?
Play all the heroes on free rotation and see what types you like. Don't buy heroes just to get into ranked. It's not worth it.

>Links nobody visits anyway
Official Site: http://us.battle.net/heroes/en
General News: http://www.heroesnexus.com
Tips & Tricks: http://heroesofthestorm.github.io/tips
Hero Rankings and Statistics: https://www.hotslogs.com/Default
Talent Calculator: http://www.heroesfire.com/hots/talent-calculator

Previously on /hotsg/: >>153725572
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>>153914250
Reminder of reddit karma-whoring sell-out rats: https://www.reddit.com/r/heroesofthestorm/comments/4mh256/theres_a_guy_on_4chan_who_has_accurately_leaked/

https://www.reddit.com/user/SSJ5Gogetenks
>ponyfucker

They are in this thread RIGHT NOW!

They aren't really, nobody is. We're dead.
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>>153914391
you're doing god's work anon
maybe he'll show up now that the thread is dead and nobody can post our dank stuff over at plebbit?
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>tfw you have to do everything in your team
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>Butcher never uses his charge.
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When will they fix them? It's basically impossible to win with them if the enemy team picks Tracer or Li Ming.
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>>153915982
It honestly is not impossible. I pick TLV againsy Ming, tracer greymane all the time.
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dead
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>>153917581
I always wonder what happened to Maievanon.

Would suck if it turned out to be the ponyfucker.
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>>153917917
he literally posted in the last thread
>>153729254
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https://www.reddit.com/r/heroesofthestorm/comments/514ihl/won_the_game_but_didnt_get_points_for_it_and/
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Aside from Legion, anybody want to theorize as to why the general lost more than 50% of it's frequenters?
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>>153920307
tracer
li ming to some extent
no balancing, no new content aside from more heroes
no easter eggs
no incentive to stay and play
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>>153920307
overememe + legion + blizzard being jews

also ranked not having better rewards and stuff, doesn't give people much of a reason to play. if ranked gave bonus gold or something.
Hero exp rewards are also backwards as fuck. takes twice as long to get hero level 9 than hero level 5 but you get half the gold.

and chest
LoL has their new chest system that keeps people playing, has tons of skins and stuff
Dota has always had it's free items and stuff


HoTS needs a cool secondary reward system. They're too stingy when it comes to gold and hero prices. System's like what we have only benefit those who've been playing for a long time, because naturally they can afford everything by now.
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>take time to learn farsi to speak to frand for better HL experience
>he doesn't even reply
wow
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why would someone pick sylvanas in bhb, please explain
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cho'meme status: COCOONED


>picking cho'gal in ranked
>banning Leoric and not your #1 counter
>2016
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Post 'em

no bully
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>>153922581
eric, do not post my wifes gorgeous behind anymore, you got that?
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>>153922625

Fight me nerd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-Qjgw72ix0
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>>153922632
That's diamond 3

it never gets better
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i'm not sure what they broke, but they broke something
last time i checked you were not supposed to seemingly randomly gain viking hoard stacks which don't even affect health regen
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>>153922581
Holy fuck, the autism
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>>153924420
I SAID NO BULLY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMFWtsPOUmI
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>the AI hides in vents and ambushes enemies who try to cap the beacons without checking up on the environment first
this is really neat
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>>153921134
Yeah, nah, that's bullshit. In roughly 3 months of casual play I had gathered enough gold to unlock every hero I want + 2 master skins and have around 40k left with which I've got nothing to do. Ranked has nice rewards as well, only problem being they're at the end of the season.
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>>153925249
whatever you say mr blizzard employee
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>>153925249
>every hero I want
it must be pathetic to want only like 7 heroes
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>>153926101
This is what I was thinking.
"Every hero I want" sounds pretty fucking bronze and 3 months of casual play is not that much gold. I suppose the first while you are getting account level gold bonuses, heroes to 5 and a stimpack would be a big boost to income. That shit stops though and you are just grinding game gold and daily quests.
I gets hard to get gold later. Fuck the season rewards being so low.
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Valla's butt is _______
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>>153926801
low tier
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>>153926801
i won't put my dick in crazy
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>>153927018
you don't put it in anything lmao xDDD
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>>153927451
haha bro xdd
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I would had prefered if they added Medivh as a less "meme" hero, but welp I guess he has a lot of utility and is quiete fun to use.
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>>153927997
>medivh
>meme tier
He's like illidan with spells and support
And that's soloQ
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>>153928172
t-bronze.com
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>>153927451
>vlc
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>>153914576
I assume he's overcompensating.
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>>153922581
Wow! That's a lot! Here's mine.
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Auriel is pretty fun.
In solo queue, I'm begining to think that ressurect is the way to go over stasis.

People seem to just let stasis targets die rather than protecting them, and ressurect can at least pick up people if you win the team fight/force them off point long enough.
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TASTU MA BURADE
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>>153932903
You've nearly got everyone to 5 man, good job!
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>>153933031
Is this official? If so, HYPE!
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>>153922581
>>153932903
We have a /vg/ chat?
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>>153933031
Where's the banner?!
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>>153932975
Stasis is for mitigating telegraphed damage more than being a "Divine Palm'esque" last minute save, or at very least time for you to aquire energy to heal a target you wouldn't have the energy to otherwise.
The channel time is too long for team fight usage on ressurect, the target comes back at half hp so if used on someone out of position without an escape will most likely die again, 3 seconds self root while you channel can make you a massive target. In the late game usually 1 team wipe will be a lost game and ressurecting 1 person will usually not be enough to defend. It has too many downsides for my liking I really don't rate it at all outside of some sort of gimmick use you might pull off once in 50-100 games.

>>153933108
Read the OP
>Where do I find you Chen-loving faggots?
/join /vg/
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>mfw they're keeping the old Samuro voice

BASED BLIZZARD
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>>153932903
>best king level 1
fuck you paul
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>>153933105
>blade_master_by_chenbo.jpg

It's fanart.
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So, anyone feel like we need a revamp of some of the old supports? Uther and Malf used to be good, damn it. And I actually enjoyed playing piano Uther for a while.

Now, if I have a support quest, despite having tons of supports, I am playing Morales or Lili or Auriel. Because the others are just kind of eh and I don't want to saddle a random QM team with Tass as a solo support.
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Why doesn't Lunara cover up her privates with some sort of tail attached cloth?

She is quite literally the lewdest hero because she refuses to do this.
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>>153933890
Well, then it's pretty recent or the guy got lucky, because it looks extremely similar to official HotS model. With the ring at the end of the handle and lack of banner on the back.
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>>153934217
>Uther used to be good
>used to be

remind me, why was there an Uther in EVERY match of the NA Fall Regionals? were they gimping themselves on purpose?

>Morales is good

LUL bronze confirmed
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>>153934217
Uther is still good in the right hands, and I've won many a QM game as Tassadar solo healer. It just very much depends on who you get matched with, if you're decent at Tass and you're team is somewhat intelligent you should be okay.

As an aside, is Tassadar's healing number based on how much damage his shield absorbs or is it from something else?
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Uther used to be one of my fave supports but they fucked his Wave of Light build by moving one of the key talents to level 1 so you can't have it along with conjurers pursuit.
I really don't enjoy playing him now, his level 7 talents are desolate, especially if there's zero reason to take cleanse.
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>queue QM
>see quality ass team
>"A player has been disconnected from the service"
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>>153934349
>official hots model

There is no official hots model yet. Blademaster hasn't been officially announced. Hell, even IF it were announced yet, I'm pretty sure he'd have the flag on his back given the teaser in the machines of war promo art.
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>>153933091
Yup! It is nice. Though, I have plenty of gold at the moment.

>>153933108
Yeah, it is nice. Kind of.

>>153933512
The only reason for that is because I have a million billion warriors that I love already.
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>>153934954
>QM
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Maybe I should do some QMs with good ol' Uther. I just can't help but feel I'll have an aneurysm.

>>153934480
Fair, to be honest. It is less about good and more about worthwhile. I imagine a good Uther is really good, but it requires more effort than almost any other support for not enough gain.

>>153934539
It is how much damage the shield absorbs plus any other healing stuff you take, like leeching plasma.
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why is hots so shit
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>>153935664
because i fingered you're waifu and she liked it
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>>153935037
There is the model used in hologram on Braxis Holdout easter egg. We can safely assume it will be his official model, though he may not be finished yet and he'll have his banner when he releases. Personally, I'd bet they're saving the banner or master skin.
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Need one extra man for team league right now (platinum) EU.

We play every evening around 19:00 (GMT+3) and speak Russian (no, we aren't cyka blyad; gentlemen only) via Skype. Some of us can properly communicate in English, though.

Vertas#2488
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>>153936073
>platinum
>russian
t-bronze.com
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>>153936073
Are you looking to fill a specific role ?
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>>153936492
Nope, we just need a person with good attendance.
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>>153915982
>The list of older heroes remaining competent in the face of MinGod and Tra-"I'm playing an easy version of bullet hell"-cer growing ever shorter.
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>>153916923
Xul is never ded.
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>>153933486
Wait, where?
Please don't toy with my feelings.
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>>153936850
>new heroes should be worse than old ones
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Just had a sylvanus tell me that pushing with her was more important than the objective on blackheart bay.

This is platinum. You'd think people would learn to not ignore the objective at this rank, but I guess plat is the new brozne
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>>153936073
>(no, we aren't cyka blyad; gentlemen only)
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>>153936073
Still need one person.
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>>153936073
>implying anyone would ever want to play with russians
literally the worst to play with
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>>153914564
>top siege damage as chromie

what the h*ck anon
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>>153922524
doing camps with barbed shot?

bhb is pretty much "ignore the enemy team and pve: the map"
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>>153937774
>Blizzard is trying to achieve a balanced roster
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>>153935838
Oh yeah, I forgot about the hologram.

The banner for the master skin does seem likely.
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>>153938801
If you say so, mr nazi
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>>153934253
you can't be lewd if you're ugly
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>>153939395
Maybe the banner will be his trait

but it on the ground and get some sort of large aoe buff around it?
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>>153939656
Like a WoW duel? I guess that sounds fun.
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Place them
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>>153939905
Red team
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>>153938989
He probably took spider every time they got enough coins.
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>>153939905
blue
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>>153939905
Blue.
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>>153939753

I SAID YIELD
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>>153939905
Akaijii are you gunna end up placed in wood league?
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>>153940789
wtf is that
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>>153938989
Dropped a lot of W's on creeps

>>153940414
Does it actually reward the player who put the last coins in with the siege damage of the spiders?
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>>153940789
strongest waifu, far superior to sonya
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>>153940789
who?
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>>153939905
Blue
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>>153940789
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Kenma is kinda right, the second best team is not going but the 3 is?
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>>153940302
>>153940490
>>153940548
>>153941336
>enemy team kept trying to teamfight
>we got soak in all lanes
>few of us die early, but get xp lead quickly
>we reach 10, they're 8
>enemy team is doing boss
>we try to contest
>fail, defend boss, all is good
>match goes back and forth
>xp lead start to show
>we win every teamfight
>they keep trying to do boss, even when we're 4 levels ahead and all alive (????)
>dunk them hard
>win hard
Goodness gracious me
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>>153941574
keep us posted on those placements, I bet on silver 4
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>>153942416
>not betting bronze
I feel somewhat flattered

t. bronze
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what does the 't' in t. bronze mean, anyways?
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>>153943173
it means tribound
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>>153943173
It's a fingolian meme
t. /int/
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P
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>>153943530
>That kerrigan name
Even if gazlow takes gunk turrets, blue is heavily favored.
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>>153943732
I got carried very hard once by a cyrillic name once in ranked.
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>>153920259
>>153915982
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>>153943530
Red because CYKA BLYAT
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Rexxar is so damn good, I can't believe that only K1pro actually uses him in competitive play
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>>153944496
I meant iDream, shit

iDream, the best Medivh and Rexxar main in the world
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>>153934253

Nature is wild.
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Born to be wild
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>>153915982
>>153920259
>>153944045
what's browder's issue with the vikings?
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>>153943732
>>153944163
Results
>thrall kept dying earlygame
>5 deaths before first immortal
>enemyteam got 10 when we got 8
>everyone ready to give up
>by some miracle, we win the teamfight
>we ding 10
>win teamfight after teamfight
>valla splitpushes while we push with immortal
>I get my first 5man mosh
>we had ton of fun
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>>153943530

Blue has an advantage since red lacks a meaningful counter to ETC (Gazlowe probably won't take his, Illidan probably won't, leaving Tyrael with judgement).

Blue has nasty roots for kerrigan to take advantage of.

Red has Jaina, but I'm not sure they'll be able to make something happen in team fights.
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>>153945901
red maybe
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>>153945901
blue
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>>153945965
Illidan was the only one who took the stun, you'd think his evasion would leave him invincible, but our malfs roots were on point, leaving him very vulnerable. Picking Illidan off made the teamfights very easy for me to rush in and mosh
Jaina's circle were also on point, catching Kerrigan and Thrall many times over since they were pretty shit but the enemy team could never engage since there was a bigass cow between them and the ring most of the time
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>>153945901
>>153946272
>ziggy, etc and jaina all ult at the same time
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When are they updating the master portraits? The gold/bronze background is disgusting, all the new heroes are getting a nice neutral dark background.
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>>153946278

>big brother Malfurion roots Illidan
>Illidan can't move to attack for CD and HP
>Illidan a sitting duck for ability damage
>Malfurion wins again

Illidan should be used to being locked up and rooted in place by now.
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>>153946043
>>153946271
>>153946272
>>153946404


forgot to screencap the score.

Red win, because our etc was shit. he made mosh pit when he was alone, under tower or some shit like this.
He dived too much during the team fights.
Falstad li and valla could just come and kill jaina and rehgar.
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>>153947513
>not screencapping
Bitch pls
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>we get final pick
>we agree on zagara
>fucker picks nazeebo
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>>153948554
>I HEAR DA CAR

Red
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>>153948554
oh my god who cares
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>>153949164
this
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Evil meme duo Ragnaros and Nefarian when?
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>>153922581
I have the master skin of every 10-hero and like 82k gold when others hit 10.
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>>153949448
I would actually like a map with those two as the cores, similar to Towers of Doom; whenever we get the warcraft event.
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>>153944045
I love this so much. Erik is my favorite.
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>>153949031
>>153949164
>allies die over and over early
>gives enemy team 10 before us
>wipe on first teamfight
>we get 10
>etc moshes, valla strafes
>no ziggy in sight
>malf tranguility
>no maw in sight
>by some miracle, we win three teamfights
>by some miracle, we push three forts
>by some miracle, we start doing boss, enemy team comes, rushes in and we kill them all
>by some miracle, we push them to their keeps
>by some miracle we kill the enemy team under enemy towers and keeps and finally kill the core
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>>153944045
>>153915982

Any tips for playing the Vikings?

I'm seriously thinking about playing them, but I don't know
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>>153950626
>team with malfurion loses
>pattern repeats multiple times
>people still pick malfurion
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>>153948554
>Stomps in diamond-master games.
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>>153950717
see
>>153945534
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>>153950705
Played any RTS games so far?

If not fuck off with Vikings.
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>>153950776
naturally hes going to win against a sick combo of worst hero, im here to feed and feel the hatred on 10000 deaths
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>>153950804
Dawn of War (literally all of them)
Civilization V
Warcraft 3 (and the expansion)
Imperium (I don't remember wich one, maybe 2)
Starcraft (the expansion too)

And maybe some other random I forgot about
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Honestly, I don't get what Blizzard is doing with some of its heroes. There's powerhouses like Li-Ming and ETC who can carry entire teams and are really well made, and then there's just utter turds like

>Jaina
>Gul'dan
>Murky
>Rexxar
>Gazlowe
>Dehaka
>Malfurion
>Cho'Gall

who are never EVER the best pick in any situation and underperform at every skill level above bronze. Why are these heroes still in the game?
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>>153950626

You died 6 times, but Nazeebo's siege damage and XP were godlike.
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>questioning blizzgods
t. bronze
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>>153950626
>by some miracle

you mean by Nazeebo carrying your asses hard. truly a story from Silver 5
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>>153951474
>Impliting someone would even dare question blizzgods

t.bronze
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>>153951587
>replying to bronzeposts

t. bronze
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>>153951391
>jaina
>weak

Hello welcome to like a month ago, Jaina is good now. She's the 14th highest winrate in masters on slogs. A lot of those other heroes are decent, just not top tier, but I'm not going to fight you on that.
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>>153951396
>>153951530
He only really started soaking and doing siege after we hit 16 and the rest of the team decided to stay grouped
Gotta admit that his walls were pretty decent at times, and he did remove them quickly if they hindered the team
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>>153951694
>slogs

cmon anon
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>>153951694
Whether or not a hero is "top tier" should be a matter of player skill, not the hero itself. Blizzard sucks at balancing because there are heroes who underperform in every way and heroes who are just better at everything and nothing in between.
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>>153951391
>Jaina is an utter turd

Jaina is a popular pick and notably above 50% winrate... except in bronze.
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>>153951902
>NA Fall Regionals
>not a single Jaina pick

If the actual best players on the planet think she's not good enough to pick, they might be onto something.
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>>153951828
Also
>sunder malf
>root him
>nazeebo walls as the root goes away
>stitches hooks him as the wall goes away
That was pretty sweet desu
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>>153951828
Fuck naz walls. So rare a naz knows when to wall of not wall. Some don't even know you can drop them early.
Though once I had the opposite problem with a naz.
>Playing sonya
>Naz goes to wall an assassin
>I get in just before it goes up and now have my own personal fuck circle to get my slam on with this tiny fucktoy.
>Naz drops the wall as soon as he notices he "trapped me" inside.
Fuck every naz player.
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>>153952036
>but the pros play differently

Yeah, because they're professionals. Are you a professional player? Do you play exclusively against professional players? Are your teams always highly coordinated, organized and using voice chat?

Even in master level Hero League play Jaina is a common pick and an advantageous and powerful hero at spot #11.

But clearly, they're all playing the game terribly wrong and Jaina is an utter turd, right?
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>>153951391
>Jaina
>Rexxar
>Dehaka
>bad
>>
>constantly getting games on cursed hollow

When does it end?
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>>153951391
>Not choosing Rexxar on virtually any point capture map
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>>153952772
Same shit when a Tassadar walls off an ally with the enemy team

Speaking of my adventures in promotion games, you guys want me to stream it? Hopefully fixed my stream and it should be working with no audio difficulties or framedrops
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>>153953627
>no no, my point stands, you're the one shifting the blame
>if Jaina is provably a good pick for the vast majority of players... it's invalid because... um... some pros in NA didn't pick her
>I've never seen Jaina, I'm totally GM though. Totally.
>oh and kill yourself

Uh huh.
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>>153954465
>I don't like your points, however valid they are, therefore I will rephrase them to sound dumber instead of actually arguing

Ruh roh.
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>>153954669
Maybe your points sound stupid because they are stupid.

Did you think of that?
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>>153954950
They sound stupid to Silver 4 players who play the game blindfolded and don't analyze their own replays.
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>>153953778
>Finish game
>Cursed Hollow is next game

Why
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>>153953778
at least it isn't spidercunt
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>>153955054
That just means I play the game better than you, even when I'm blindfolded.

I'm sure you think all of your points are so valid and deep, even when you cry for people to kill themselves, fail at reading comprehension, or make believe that all players will play at beyond the top 1% level. But really, I don't want to waste anymore of my time casting doubt on your BS. You're obviously wrong to anyone who knows better.
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place em
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>>153956426
Blue
>1600x1200
Fucking hell why
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>>153949990
So you spent 500$ to buy every heroes in the game ?
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>>153956426
Borderless Windowed. Just happens to be the native.
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>>153956640
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Auriel is a lot of fun.
Unfortunately, it's impossible to rely on people.
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>>153940945
>>153941231

Legion Commander from dota 2.

Her ultimate allows you to duel enemy heroes, which is essentially a taunt that forces both her and the other character to auto attack each other until the effect ends. If either hero dies during it, the survivor gets a permanent bonus to attack damage.
>>
Proposition: Using Medvih portals is done by hitting "5" while near them.

Clicking to use fucks up to much.
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>>153957959
I think that sounds like a really good idea, anon. Maybe it should be setup as an option in the menu.
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>>153957198
Blizzard math
>/Hotsg/ will defend this
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>>153958503
See how he has two assists yet no one else has a kill? It happens when a player dies to a minion or tower, you get assist but no credit
Also count the deaths on the enemy team
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>>153957959
Also they need to fix the fact that you cant shift-mount->Shift-Move with Medvih for more effcient raveing
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>>153958503
Have you never seen after a death you get killed by Nexus forces?
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I'mma go live and stream my last 4 games until I get my rank
Come watch if you want, it'll probably be terrible

twitchtv/akaijii
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>>153958854
>>153958685
>>
Is there anything better than fleeing into a bush with Baelog, calling your homies and gang raping a Nova with three spinning nordic dicks?

I thought so
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>>153960654
merely pretending
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>>153951265
>Dawn of War (literally all of them)
All two of them? Mad man.
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>>153960852
Think hes talking about the expansions anon which add up.
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>>153960852
Uhm
Do you actually now that saga?

These aren't even all of them
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>>153961308
>collection
>master collection
nigga you're doubling up.

>>153961229
They didn't specify at all. They're expansions, not games. Also, it's called humor. Sad I have to spell everything out on here of all places.

Also DoWIII soon :^)
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>>153960820
>">/Hotsg/ will defend this"
Get memed on son
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>>153961465
>A DOW 3 Where relic is trying to imitate LoTV while keeping the old Dawn of Eldar, without cutscenes or animated portraits for units, also GABE JUMPING ON TERMINATOR ARMOR!
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>>153950705
I have 50 games on them, they are challenging but quite fun.

The main thing is to not put your vikings in too much danger. having them stand behind a tower is okay, just get the XP from minions dying. You want to push the lanes while the objective is going to get an XP lead for your team. Once you get around level 12 you can start grouping with your team more, maybe leaving Erik to soak.

Watch your minimap, it really helps.

I would recommend watching videos of high ranked players with vikings, it can really help you see what is going through your head
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>>153961465
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>>153963443
>that sylvanus face
what
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>>153963267
Omfg I'm saving that pick

Holy shit
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>>153951902
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>>153963625
I'LL BE LIKE YOU WHEN I GROW UP
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Grubby's wife is such a babe, holy shit
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>>153963983
Wait what

He has a wife??
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>>153963983
>>153964052
Yea ladies, he's taken.
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>>153963521
>>153963590
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>>153963983
Grubby is a good looking dude. You know the pretty tend to stick together.
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So if you can't win team fights on Towers of Doom, you lose right?

I can't think of any possible way you can comeback on this map. I'm being genuine here, if I could get some help I'd appreciate it because I really hate this map.
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>>153963625
>Google search image
>Google guesses 'Woman'
More like slut amirite?
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>>153967019
>Grubby
>good looking

he looks like a thin caveman with acne.
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>page 9
not on my watch!
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I don't know what I'm doing wrong.

I haven't won a game in days and I sincerely don't know what I'm doing wrong.

Tried to protect the backline: didn't help.
Tried to be aggressive and fuck with THEIR backline: no back up of any sort.

Was it the comp? Was I just shit out of luck?
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>>153960168

This stream, holy shit.
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Can we stop making these games that rely so much on teamwork to the point that if you have a single weak link you lose the entire game

In what universe was it a good idea to make it so the team shares levels?
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>>153969836
4 deaths on mura is dumbshit.
don't do this.
You have no business doing this.
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>>153972119
I'm more concerned on the 7 deaths on Kerrigan and no Chromie kills. What did they do, walk into towers for 15 minutes?
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>>153967467
Well, as a general rule of thumb, if you can't win any fights ever, you probably won't win the game. Towers tends to have a good number of small skirmishes around the triple altar phases, so you can try to outplay the opponent with positioning and rotations like that.

If anything, towers is the map with the greatest comeback potential, because the objective literally never gives any xp ever.
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>>153967467
https://youtu.be/Hdzdksu20XM?t=322
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>>153970306
Fuck that kerrigan. God damn she tilted me hard
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>When you give it your best for your team
>When your ancestral heals are on point
>When you finally break the boys loss streak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4CCg4dYe0A

I'll always be here for you guys.
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>>153973979
Do you take it in the boipussy after the match you little slut?
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>>153974103
L-Lewd
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>>153941190
Sonya would snap Tresdin's ankles in half just by stomping the ground
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>>153973240
Man, I miss Dread's streams.
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I like how Ranked gives you worse teams the further you fall, so you can fall some more. EBIN
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>>153975080
t. BonesOfRuin (bronze)
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>>153971543
Why wouldn't you want the team to share levels? Otherwise, you end up with people refusing to work together, because it doesn't help inflate their stats.
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>>153975180
dude go easy on me, I've just had a Turkish Sylvanas write an entire essay on how he's had non-consensual sexual intercourse with my mother because we didn't physically prevent her from stupid cowboy plays like "running into their keep with no vision of the entire team" or "starting the Headless Horseman at minute 7". Gold rank players bleeding into Plat.
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>>153975742
t. platinum
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>>153975875
objectively true. also when is blizzard gonna ban Turks from Ranked play.
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>>153976185
same time US bans europeans from living
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Misha is cute, cute!

Anyway, anyone here good at Rexxar? I thought I'd give it a go, but jesus christ, I end up looking the entire time at the bear and yeah, no dice.

Fucking Vikings is piss easy in comparison.
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>>153973027
You only need to kill them all once.
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>>153975742
Aren't you on the US servers?
Also nice anime list faggit.
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>>153976750
why would I play on US if I don't live there, genius?

same Turk turned out to be a decent Butcher player next match. all we had to do was mute him.
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Man, I finally had a good Vikings game, soaking, not dying all the time, I got some altars.

But then I get a "bad vikings u.u" when I don't manage to grab an altar WHILE attacking the remnants of the enemy team because they have poke.

Whatever, at least we won.
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>>153976595
Level 20 Rexxar here.

Generally, you do mostly watch Misha. You don't have to watch Rexxar AS much anymore thanks to the health buff, but if somebody is diving you, this means they're likely out of position, so try to stay close enough to Misha to sick her on whomever comes at you. W stun into Q and leave Misha on them as Rexxar walks away/use Misha to bodyblock them from chasing after Rexxar.

But overall, Rexxar takes experience. If you want to git gud with him, you have to put in the time.
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>>153980635
That's good news. I'm gonna buy him. I'll probably tank my QM MMR, but he's fun as fuck.

Also, I finally had a good vikings game since Li Ming release, so maybe I am getting better at pseudo-micro.
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Who?
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>>153981252
Literal coinflip with those low level noobs
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I played Rexxar and I found his control scheme really awkward. The bear has AI or something and sometimes when you try to use the 1 key to make it walk away from enemies and towards you it just keeps attacking instead? So you normally press 1 to control the bear but sometimes at random you have to press D instead because it will ignore your commands with 1?
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>tfw you live in the enemy base for 3 minutes

We didn't win a single immortal the entire game

First time doing a webm this long, hope it doesn't look like shit
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>>153982690
Not great, thisigia.

I'm glad to see some panda webm again though. Though, now that Chen's completely legit, you no longer feel like an underdog.
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>>153982690
>tfw that auriel
Feels good enabling that dumb shit
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>>153982958
Chen nerf so I can be a hipster again when?
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>>153982690
can't see shit.
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>>153983705
>green healthbars
>raynor
webm is ancient.
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>>153956693
It was like one month of spare money. I get everything at 25-50% off.
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>>153984443
>wasting money on a dead game
Hope it was worth the cost of 10 games
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>>153984409
Yeah, it was like the third or fourth webm I ever made. That was back when Chen's kick missed the target and did no damage half the time.

>>153983728
I think that's more due to the shitty replay system and "x8 speed" than the bitrate or anything, but yeah, I thought it might come off as such. Guess I'll just record the minimap for situations like that in the future.
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>>153984740
I mean, hey, I can't believe that shit worked either way. You'd think the enemy team would do something about it.
>>
>Playing with a friend
>He picks malf
>He declares he doesn't want to be a healer
>Picks entirely damage talents and doesn't heal anyone but himself
>We lose
>Claims that him being a shitter who wanted to do damage instead of healing as a support wasn't the reason.
>Says his build worked because he almost did as much damage as our half AFK Zeratul

Never have I wanted to strangle someone so much in my entire life
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>>153984740
I'm still waiting for your Chen guide, specially because I just won a game as chen In which I had all 5 of the enemy chasing me for about 2 mins without being able to kill me.

But I'm still too bad because silver
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>>153986247
Mage malf up in this.
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>>153986472
Yeah, I'm still planning on doing it. Just torn about the tone and medium. A lot of stuff would be much easier to illustrate if I had pictures or video, so I'm thinking I might do like a combination of pastebin + imgur albums or something. Hell, I might just go all the way and do a whole youtube video or something.
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>>153982690
Watching this feels dirty. Like I'm watching some retarded kids get the shit slapped out of them. It's just wrong.
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>>153986853
I can provide some of my brozie ass replays if you need something to say:
>See this shit? Don't do that
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>>153984740
Why does HoTS feel so different these days? I feel like it was a lot more fun last year.
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>>153986998
Yeah, I think that might help. No harm in having them to be safe, at least. I'd prefer if they were HL games, but I'll take whatever you have.

>>153987182
desu senpai I think it's still the same. I might have enjoyed it more at one point, but I think that was more because I was newer to the game and more naive. As time went on I found other things that I enjoyed and I still love the game as much as I ever did.
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>>153987483
Most are HL, at least the most recent ones.
Let me find a good win and a horrible lose for comparison
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>>153989232
Just give me like 5-10 for me to sift through. You can pick and choose which ones, but I'd prefer an even spread of wins and losses.
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We lost in about 15 minutes and they were three levels higher than us. Was this loss my fault?
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>>153989452
Yno
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Sylvanas gets me rock hard
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>>153979843
Playing as vikings means that you will have a lot of people thinking that you are useless until they see the results screen and see that you got 35k XP and held off catapults for 10 minutes by yourself
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>>153989452
Illidank dying 6 times doesn't help. Your team comp looks very solid and vikings soak should have done the job. Sometimes your other 4 memebers don't coordinate well with having the vikings on their team
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reee
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Alrighty, is Sylvanas anon the new Lili/Sonya-obsessed anons?
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>tfw sudden urge seemingly from nothing to buy and play the shit out of Vikings the last few days
What the fuck. How good with Vikings do you need to be to be considered good/useful to the team?
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>>153992285
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>>153992653
If you haven't played any multi tasking demanding RTS games like SCBW/WC3, don't fucking bother playing Vikings.
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>>153933279
probably for master skin
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>>153992285
at least he's not a furry
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>>153989452
get a scooty-puff sr. jr sucks
>>
live
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>>154003952
no
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>>154004269
*resurrects u*
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>>154004336
*uses last laugh into a minion wave*
Heh, too easy
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goodnight guys survive until i wake up
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>>154004445
*medivh invulns u*
*heal u*
no!!

>>154004486
you cant tell me what to do mum
never wake up cunt
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>>153982690
That scared aba staying back. ew
>>
I'm thinking about uploading my streamed games into separate videos and maybe making a revisit video where I review the game, what went wrong, what could've been done differently etc
Would anyone be interested in that?

t. Akaijii
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>>154007140
i watched the stream last night. youll be better off spending that time getting used to the unlocked camera.
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>he's still platinum or less
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>>154007561
Plat 2 here, I've played maybe 15 games total
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>>154000817
That's a weird reference given the context.
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>>154007439
Eh. Nothing crazy. I guess I'll give Leo to 5.
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>>154007252
Yeah I really should. The point really is trying to improve my gameplay as much as possible and I think it would be pretty fun like a year from now rewatch those videos and see how I've improved
Anyone who watched last night will know how hungry I am to grow and become better at hots, even if I'm completely shit right now
But it's just a thought, still need to figure out how to improve those frames
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>>154007439
Oh cool Greymane

Too bad he's useless now
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>>154007140
I'd say yes when you actually improve, right now based on the games I saw you play and the ones I've actually played with you I'd say leave the analysis until you understand builds, team comp and decision making better. Otherwise you're just polishing a turd.
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>>154008689
>useless
t-bronze.com
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>>153982618
AFAIK 1 is "attack this target" and not direct control, and D is always "return to rexxar"
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post-rework valla has such a strong burst
i love it
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I haven't played in a while, did malfurions tranq ult get nerfed, because it feels really shittier than before, should I just go twilight dream 100% now?
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>>154013495
You always went twilight dream
t-bronze.com
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>>154013495
just don't play that fucking hero if you wanna win
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>>154013751
why did i click that link
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>>154014035
I have his master skin though so I have to play him
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so this is the power of ranked...

>zag push bot lane
>tyrael valla and morales stay mid and get some kills
>they struggle to keep their lanes
>get more xp
>manage to have two tributes
>zagara put the bot fort mid life
>next tribute is bot lane
>we get it
>zag destroy the fort while we take the merc camp
>take down the keep
>realize the merc camp is still full life
>we take down the core.


And the question is here : why the fuck people still think doing the boss is a good idea when we have a curse ?
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>>154015695
It is basically free. I get the idea of doing a big push and then grabbing close boss, if you don't think you'll be able to get a keep or a second fort.
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>>154016490
>>154015695
It's a bit of both.
If you have them cursed or if you kill someone, just go do damage. Player controlled heroes are very good at doing damage to structures.
Get lanes pushed in, get pressure on them, then you can pull back and grab a boss. Do it near the end of a curse while you still have pressure or risk them collapsing on you once they notice you are missing.
Early bosses are less worth it, to weak and take too long to capture.
In any game, at any time you can, ATTACK FORTS ADN KEEPS. Mercs and even bosses are to be used as a nice bonus when it's convenient. Do not take camps if you can be doing damage.
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>>154017052
I tend to do more camps than I'd like because I'd rather waste time with my team (because the camp will be defended in two seconds) than be off on my own ready to be ganked because I thought I could take a fort.

I always find it funny when we have a massive teamfight with people dying left and right over a camp that gets blown up in seconds by the leftover people.
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>>154017651
If your team is obsessed with doing camps then it is the right choice to go with them (mid/late game)
Your olny other option is to play highly mobile split pushers like sylvanas and learn to not get ganked.
It's better to join the retards then fight them and looks like the biggest one of the bunch. If you have a chance to ask why they camp or request they not camp but push, try it.
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>Octo-Grab (R)
>Murky is now Unstoppable while casting Octo-Grab
>Killing Murky now immediately cancels the Octo-Grab effect

What the fuck?
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>>154017901
Fucking Sylvanas has been my fucking bane the last couple of games. Jesus Christ.

I show up to stop her split push and get my shit pushed in by a well timed wailing arrow.

But that makes sense and explains a lot to be honest. She can get away with it because haha, QM.
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>>154013495

It was nerfed and his q was buffed several months ago since he was so reliant on it. They also put bonus mana regen on twilight dream to make it more appealing.

I don't disagree with the changes and he does have two ults now, but overall he's not in a good spot.
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>>154008234
You can upload the games separately just as an archive, so you have the games when twitch auto deletes the vods.
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>>154018312
Now you don't need to waste a talent if you are against murky :)
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>>154008972
Yeah that's true, though I could still upload the games, if people want to leave tips and stuff they can do so and at a later date I'll rewatch the video and the game and give my thoughts, but that's like a couple months to a year from now
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>mfw DUDE and playing HOTS
goddamn it gets so intense
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>>154019348
I'll get to work on that this month then, before they get deleted
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I AM YOURS
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So, the whole shebang with the Machines of War is today? Or next week?
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>>154023161
Very cute, really like the colouring.
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>>154023485
you did that just to bump, right?
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>>153951391
The only actual "utter turd" on that list is Gazlowe. You're retarded if you think any of the others don't have good maps (especially Jaina, who fits into any comp and is comfortable on any map).
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>>154023485
Next week.
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I just started playing a few days ago, what is the best way to try and get into ranked before season 1 ends? I got 2 heroes with gold so far, malfurion and valla. What else should I get? besides gud

also since you all hate malfurion so much, what is a good healer?
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>>154024174
>into ranked before season 1 ends
you're late for that
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>>154024174
I'd suggest you don't.
If you buy cheap heroes and lack solid skills, you'll place lower then you'd like. YOu will then become stuck at that rank because blizzard will forever place you back into it each season.
You can get better at the game over time but your teammates wont.
Git gud first, then get ranked.
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>>154024174
If you started playing just now it'll take you a month or so until you got enough heroes at level 5 to play ranked, even then it's probably not worth even thinking about ranked since you'll have so little skill you'll be stuck in bronze 5 forever
My tip is to just do whatever, play for fun, learn the game, shitpost about people you encounter and laugh away as your team stomps the enemy
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>>154024342
I still have a week, I just want the rewards, even bronze will do.

>>154024583
a few friends confirmed that shitty elo thing on overwatch, two friends got the same number of victories on placement, still one of them got ranked a lot higher because of the previous season rank. Is that shitty system on hots too? Forever stuck on a pool of shit?

>>154024846
Yeah I got some bretty good stompings on QM, and even teams that coordinate. I played malfurion once and the only 4 deaths on our team were people going solo where I couldn't follow. Felt good.
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>>154025064
you dont get it, i dont care if you place bronze or not, theres no way to get 14 heroes available and level 5 until 13th
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>>154007140

I had fun watching your stream.

But I found it entertaining to see your adventures in ranked, not sure I'd find review videos to be as fun.

If you do reviews or theory crafting I think you should be looking at something like this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vF-TvOQQS4. See for these videos you'll want to be reviewing very interesting games and situations and take a lot of time and script out your thoughts.

If you want to do videos off the cuff then you can just play unranked draft, ranked, or team league. If you want to make an easy good video to watch later out of that, then maybe put in your top 10 most interesting/dramatic/funny highlights. That would be both easy and entertaining.
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>>154025475
b-but it says I have 11/14 level 1 heroes.
I just need to buy 3 more.
Oh wait, was I looking at unranked? fuck me

anyway I'm not gonna risk elo hell so yeah I'm probably just get in at season 3
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>>154025549
Currently sifting through my games in the vod and you're right, every game really isn't that interesting so it feels a lot better to just take the better games (like the tychus one or the battlefield of eternity) and upload only those instead of every game. Feels a bit lazy to just slice the vod up and throw them up on youtube
I've never done a review video in my life, so it's definitively something I need to learn, if I do I'd probably follow a format similar to tankspot where the flow of the game is constant and never changing but the video is edited between different heroes and what they're up to. so you'll see what different heroes are up to, but the game timer is always ticking constantly
We'll see, I'll get back to the vod and then start prepping for tonight's stream. Thanks for the tips and advice and I'm glad you enjoyed the stream!
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My very first match with them, what do you think guys?
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>>153995590
>>153990179
>elves are mutated trolls
>Vol'jin (a troll) makes Sylvanas (an undead elf) the next warchief
>selects the closest to his kin as successor
>previously Thrall made an orc the new warchief for similar reason
Can the Horde ever escape nepotism and racial favoritism?
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>>154026885
Good enough.
Welcome to playing best heroes.
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>>154011520
yeah but 1 also commands him to "walk to this location", except if the bear is already attacking something it just ignores that command

just make the bear do what i tell it to do instead of doing dumb AI bullshit
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>>153986853
You better put that in the Discord is I don't miss it senpai.
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>>154024174

Play a lot of matches and do your quests to get gold and level up. Purchase the 2,000 gold heroes.

When you can level up your characters, your free to play characters, and your account enough you can potentially play in ranked.

Your lack of hero selection and experience in the game may put you at disadvantage, but you'll get a placement and a reward. When next season rolls around you can move your MMR around pretty fast in your next placement games.

If you're still new you can get someone to give you a friend invite to the game and this will give you some nice xp/gold boost of some sort and gives you access to two heroes (Raynor and Sylvanas) for free.
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>>154029348
>Purchase the 2,000 gold heroes.
why would you say this
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>>154029348
yeah I found out about the damn referral hours after I was already playing and levelling, so I'm probably not able to redeem any referrals anymore.
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>>154026967
>>elves are mutated trolls
wat
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>>154029918
its pretty common knowledge

you can even say they're trolls corrupted by magic
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>>154030114
Wouldn't call it a corruption as much as it's more of a blessing or ascension, since their mutation came from the well of eternity which was made by the titans
Corrupted elves on the other hand becomes the satyr
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>>154029918
It's true senpai.
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>>154031117
it's like looking at one of those 19th century origin of races things with the skulls.
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>>154031117
It's interesting, in war of the ancients they encounter a cave troll, a troll of what seems like low intelligence with a serious desire for cannibalism and drinking blood. Cannibalism fits into the troll culture, but the whole living in a cave and being dumb as a rock, almost animalistic, seems very strange
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>>154031296
Well they ARE supposed to be fantasy Africans...
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>>154029849
Give it a try anyway. The worst thing that can happen is they say no.
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>>154031117
WE
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>>154031650
alright I'll post my battletag on the discord when I get home
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>>154031679
WAS
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>>154032196
TROLLS
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>>154032363
MON
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How does matchmaking when queueing with low levels even work?

I played around 16 games with a level ~15 friend and we literally won 2. Everything else was a complete stomp with people who would refuse to even play, most were silenced and just fed the enemy or stood afk.
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>>154032363
>tfw still no troll hero
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>>153916923
i'm still upset over this shit
he's nothing like the d2 necro
blizzard is dead to me
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why the fuck isn't tass's wall color-coded
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Rylia come back he didn't mean to be mean

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkEbbU9ZPv4
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FAVOURITE HOTS MEME

GO
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>>154034662
vikings
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>>154034662
the malfurion is bad meme
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>>154034662

t.Bronze
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>>154034662
>I'm totally grandmasters but I'm been held back in bronze
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>>154034662
Li Li is best support and FRANDS
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>>154034662
NA having good players

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jL-eADZBx24
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>>154034039
The technology just isn't there yet.
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>>154034662
Supeman
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can someone post a referral link? do you need to have me on the friends list?
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>>154037792
post u're region and no
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>>154038243
accepted, when I get home I can test it

>>154038247
americas
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>>154038247
Does the region matter much?
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>>154038415
Sorry senpai, but the link is for EU so you shouldn't use it.
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>>154034662
Lemming is OP
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gaz is much more fun when you just ignore the turret talents and go full tnt/laser
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the tnt also has amazing zoning capability

even though people can walk completely through it and out the other side before it goes off, they will just act as if the circle is an impenetrable wall

especially with the larger aoe talent
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One more week
n
e
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>>154013495
The meta has changed. Malfurion can't burst heal, and burst damage is much higher compared to a year ago.
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zeratul gazlowe <3 <3 <3

FUCK turrets, always tnt
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>>154040503
>>154040630
>>154043208
Guy finds out that turret talents are shit
More news at 11
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>Everytime Artanis is buffed he comes out of it worst.
>His shield has been bugged for weeks with even Blizzard acknowledging it and it still isn't fixed on ptr.

At least I have Alarak to look forward to right?
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>>154044461
he looks pretty good, day 1 buy
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>>154044461
wasn't engine gunk bugged for more than a month?
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>>154044461
>combos and big plays potential
>protoss
>smug mothefucker

You do anon, you do.
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>>154008689
>instantly deletes people
>has ranged attack and a "psssh *teleports*"
>bad
Retard.
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Novabherre
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>ToD
>enemy core has 1hp
>rehgar fucking around trying to push down a fort instead of grouping with the rest of his team to CAPTURE THE FUCKING OBJECTIVE AND WIN THE GAME
why does this happen to me
what was he even trying to do
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>>154047956
I don't think he'll ever replace Artanis in my heart, but if he's like his character in Legacy than he'll be up there.
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>tried E.T.C. for the first time
>zero kills 10 deaths

I'm new but no other hero was this terrible, he dies to easily and no escape skills. What went wrong?
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>>154049804
you dont know how to play the game
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>>154049804
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>>154049804
Literally 3 (THREE) skills that can avoid getting you killed (4 with stage dive)
>I died 10 times
What the fuck were you even doing?
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>>154049804
Overrated bait.
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>>154048069
>Instantly deletes people
With what, his ultimate that hits for as much as an auto attack?
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>>154033857
In what way? Skeletons, bone spear, same voice actor, same attitude.
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>>154049804

Could be the dumbest post I've ever seen in this general. Has to be an ebin ruse.
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>>154034662
SOPPING.
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>>154049804
>no escape skills
press Q to go away from people
press W to make people go away from you

if you're trying to 1v1 people it won't work because ETC's damage is really low
you should be aiming to stun enemies for your assassins to kill, or dive through them with Q and use W to knock them back into a 1v4 vs your team
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>>154050834
his spells have fast cast time tho, so you EQR all at once for relatively large burst
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>Riot reworks Yorik
>make him into a Xul knockoff with less utility at the expense of more RNG

why is LoL trying so hard to rip off other games now?
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>>154050834
Who does auto attacks that do 1000 damage?
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>>154053404
Because from what I hear they are losing players and are trying to bring old ones back to try the changes.
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>>154053413
his ult was significantly nerfed in the last patch
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>>154053413
They nerfed Go for the Throat really hard to try and force more people to take Mark. They still don't for the most part. So expect to see it nerfed again, with other worgen talents because they have no idea how they want people to play Greymane.

>People play q build Greymane.
>Nerf q build and buff Worgen.
>People play Greymane more in Worgen form.
>Nerf Worgen, keep q build still shit.

What the fuck do you want Blizzard?
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>>154053606
>>154053465
t-bronze.com

nerf was dogshit but hes still one of the best assassins and overall heroes in the game.
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>>154053606
>What the fuck do you want Blizzard?

That people play our new ranged assassins, of which there are 8 lined up for release. Are you playing a ranged assassin right now? If not, why aren't you? They are the way the game is meant to be played, all other classes are just auxiliary - window dressing at best!
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>>154053606
>keep q build still shit

Except they literally buffed the q talent at 7 in the exact same patch? People in high mmr (and even competitive) have been taking q builds and hybrid q builds sometimes now.
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EXCELLENT CHOICE
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>>154053751
I'm not saying he's shit, but he's nowhere near what he was at any point since his release. Go for the Throat is just a glorified gap closer now and his damage took a big hit. I'd put him and Illidan around the same place honestly with Greymane slightly above him because Greymane has the choice of playing ranged.
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>>154054248
Those same people say it's only worth on like 2-3 maps. Tomb, BOE and Infernal Shrines.
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>>154054248
Q build was good because of the always exploding bottle, not because of its damage.
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>>154054248
I would like to hear what this hybrid q build is.
#MakeQGreatAgain
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>>154054457
Get ready for this, you take the quest at 7. That's the hybrid part.
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how come the thread's being this lively all of a sudden?
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>>154053795
>Thinking any of them will be better than Kael, Li-Ming or Falstad.
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Why is LiLi the best support?
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>>154034671
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>>154055234
Jaina maybe, Chromie and Gul'dan fuck no.
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>>154055337
chromie is flat out better if you know how to control you fingers using your brain

ill give you guldan
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>>154055452
Chromie is garbage stop being in denial

>>154055337
Jaina is the best mage right now
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>>154055452
Chromie is so easy to counter it's laughable. She's like Cho'Gall. She can work if you last pick her and the enemy team doesn't have any dive at all, but if you pick her earlier you are going to be countered hard.

She is pretty good now that people are picking Hammer more though. Besides you know it's only a matter of time before Kael is buffed again. Blizzard can't stand when he's out of the meta.
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>>154055593
Li-Ming will always be the best mage because of how quickly she swings any team fight and how much burst she can do by just throwing out random orbs.

If Jaina's cooldowns were shorter she might be able to compete with Li-Ming.
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Basically the best.
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>>154055902
>can't out damage Li Ming

basically shit tier. why even bother picking
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>>154055959
Because Kerrigan sets up the Li-Ming kills. Use your brain.
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>>154055852
Li-Ming's raw power is lower since the last Jaina buffs -- the win percent is proof
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>>154056146
Brello brebbit
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Going to do a few games in ranked before games
>tfw shit at this game
>tfw gold 4
FeelsWeirdMan

twitchtv/akaijii
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>>154056091
But in masters on hotslog Li-Ming has a higher win % than Jaina while having more than 1500 games over her.

Hell if you sort by the top 3 leagues Jaina only has a better win percentage by 1% and Li-Ming has over 11,000 more games than her.
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>>154056146
>Not making it as easy as possible for your Li-Ming to reset.

Do you not know that every member of the team is their to support Li-Ming.
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>>154056692
>implying ming needs team

team needs ming though.
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>>153967019
I look a lot like Grubby, it's weird
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>>153963983
post pic or fuck off
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>>154057270
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>>154057660
not bad for a fucking horsefaced autist that he is
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>>154057795
What do you mean horsefaced?
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>>154057660
>chokie
Hahahahahahahaahaa.
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apparently ring of frost doesn't show underneath the explosion effect from furnace blast
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>>154055902
what the fuck is wrong with her legs
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>>153914250

made a smurf account to get into grandmaster via perfect mmr with guaranteed diamond rank status to start with....

....season 1 is going to be over any second now....

i dont have a face for this epic amount of tie i wasted

welp, back to my bronze account bonesofruin or my gold account foxtrotlore :/
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>>154059115
Did you forget about the level requirement and hero requirements or something?
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>>154059115
>look at all the quickmatches i won guys
>im good, being in bronze is not my fault
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>>154059353

yeah, i didnt nkow it was OWN 14 characters at level 5 THEN do 10 placement matches "THEN" grind my way from whatever diamond rank it puts me at to grand master

making a smurf account is hard work yall
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>>154059115
>wolf
>fox
kys furry


>bones
>ruin
kys edgy 12 year old
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if im first pick and I want to tank who should I pick? ETC even though they will counter?
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>>154059795
ETC, Johanna, Muradin or Artanis.
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>>154061692
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Playing with muh homies.
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>>154062131
>Getting out healed by Tassadar.

What?
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>>154056259
>Akaijii is the same rank as you
>Mfw
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>>154055902
Man, that's a sick render. I'm glad they are listening to fan suggestions for skins, even if they are super obvious.
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>>154062397
Got out everything'd by tass. Why even play auriel if you are going to do so poorly?
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Starting to think we don't need supports in this game.
2 tanks and 3 dps or one solid tank and 4 dps is kinda op vs a standard comp. Get a bit of self sustain like thrall or mura and you'r good to go.
ETC can heal all, ming has some great life gain on kills. Why bother with supports?
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>>154063405
It's getting there ande blizz did acknowledge that as of late.

The problem is the DPS crowd (and not limited to HoTS or even the moba genre) hates support/healer types with a passion since in spirit, support/healer roles are total counters to the end result of dps: cockblocking a kill.

I always loved healers/supports as they were total bros in any given game, especially pve-oriented mmorpgs. DPS have always been the most pravalent type of player and super pissy about anything that counteracts their role.
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>>154062450
pls no bully
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>>154063405
you should let all the pros know about this super amazing trick you discovered, im sure theyll appreciate it. honestly, idk how they havent thought about this yet?
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>>154062450
And I'm climbing baby oh yeah!
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FUN AND INTIMIDATING!
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>>154063886
Sure, not viable for pro play. This is regular everyday shitter games I'm talking about. Having more damage or being able to take more damage (2tanks) stomps team fights. How many times have you had a team not just face roll into a fight and it's either one sided from the start or a cluster fuck of deaths for all?
Why not have a bit more burst or a bit more heavy tank to handle the burst? Supports are not the common deciding factor in my experience.
Don't get me wrong, I main supports. I understand how they work. I'm just starting to see them as unnecessary. A support is just a nice thing to have now,
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>>154064530
Your service will be rewarded peasant.
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>>154064530
I'm gonna play my first game as him today. Wish me luck.
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>>154062450
>Akaijii is higher rank than you

Looks like it was a good thing he beat me to the streaming, because my matches would have been worse
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>>154064953
Bro stream anyway, I'll even host your ass if you want. I don't want to deter anyone here from streaming, in fact I'd live to help any way I can
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Akaijii, the man who makes you go "Why the fuck did he do something so stupid" and yet at the end of the day achieves more shit than you do

I fucking hate this game
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>he doesn't know that streamers get favoured with better matchups
lamoing
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>>154065293
are you the "i deserve grandmaster" bronzie who takes rain on guldan
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>>154065521
>Picking Gul'dan at all.

Why do that to yourself?
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>>153975180

hey fuck you anon
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>>154023161

meme worthy
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>>154065089
I need to fix my camera because it works 15% of the time, but then I probably will
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>>154067839
Fuck camera dude, didn't have one when I started and did just fine, it's just where you want the most attention to. Having a cam splits it between gameplay and streamer evenly, not having one puts the focus on gameplay but you have to compensate by talking a lot. Strong emphasis on "a lot" too
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>>154068195
I asked in a previous thread and some other anon said that streaming with only camera was a really bad idea.

But sounds good because I'm ugly
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>>154068342
If you can, you should. But it shouldn't hinder you from streaming. Most streamers start off without a cam and personally it helped me develop commentary first by not having one. Once you get a cam it'll be Hella distracting at first but you'll grow used to it, just like you'll grow used to talking to yourself
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>>154065975
Imagine how alive the game would be if Kripp played HotS.
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How do you Leo fans stand playing him? Like, I don't get it. Your swing is supposed to be decent wave clear, but it is garbage (I assume since the nerfs).

The only satisfaction I've had is a good entomb and a full duration Drain Hope.

Other than that, it is a nightmare of stutterstepping because his attack speed is ridiculously slow.
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Anyone from ptr have tried the bribe brightwing?
Is it good or shit?
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dead
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>>154072634
so ded
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Huehuehue le funnay maymay
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>>154069170
Double-edged sword there. We really don't want that kind of audience/playerbase in HotS.
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>>154075836
youre right, the rise in quality would drive /vg/ mad
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\>>154076371
>A bunch of children and weak-minded 20-somethings that flock to a game purely because some streamer plays and hypes it up, at the root of it all, for subscriptions so he doesn't have to get a real job.
>Quality.

Yeah, great audience. Not to shit talk the whole "Wanting to be paid to play video games all day." it's obvious it would be a dream job for a huge amount of people, I'm just putting everything into perspective here.

I'd rather HotS be put into maintenance mode than become Hearthstone-tier garbage.
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>>153936073
Dima, I sent you a friend request so we can talk IG
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>>154059115
>making smurfs if you can't get your main to GM
>Not making smurfs to avoid long queue times.
t. bronze.
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>>154079019
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So I made a boos stand in my raider camp, but no matter where I move it, and no matter who I assign to it, the raider just walks into the side of the stand like a retard.

Anyone else have this issue?
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>>154079482
????

Are you in the wrong general, anon?
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>>154079019
When they removing this shitty map?
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>>154080085
>he doesnt know about the boos stand strategy on BoE
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Just got home from smashing single mother poon all night because I just turned 30 yesterday and felt like a fucking failure.
I don't feel any better desu lads I should have just stayed in all night and leveled heroes to 10.

I imagined it was Akaijiis' mother to have myself a giggle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81535ZYAFFc
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Never ever.
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>doing placements
>win 2 out of 3 like 1 month ago when I was a shitter, was mostly placed against silvers-golds
>decided to queue HL today again
>tod
>1st pick xul
>2nd pick hammer
>3rd pick gaz
WAKE ME UP
luckily our 1st or 4th pick dodged, neverthless I was also going to
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>>154083119
Aren't they supposed to be a mount or something?
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>>154083251
>he thinks placements matter
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>>154083383
ur mom's a mount kid
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>>154083423
maybe I can make my way to plat if I carry every game?
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>>154083489
Even if you manage to sharpen a pencil with your anus the most placements will do is nudge you up or down a division. You get placed based on your QM mmr.
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>>154083383

Precisely.
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>>154083576
yeah I know that, but I had shitty QM mmr when I did my first placements and I ended up against silvers/golds. Next season should get rank from UD right? What I'm asking is, am I stuck playing against silver shitters next season too even if I don't complete my placements?
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>>154083779
If your mmr has improved since last time it ought to pit you against what you're supposed to be against for the next placements I believe.
There's practically no reason not to complete your placements right now.
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>>154080085
Yes.
My fault for having 53 tabs open.

So, any word on if Zarya will be worth getting?
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>lol git gud you're the only constant
>just grind it bro you'll get out of bronze league in no time )))
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>>154086334
Artanis team will win.
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>>154086423
easy win for blue team, if you lost kill yourself
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>>154086334
What the fuck was the draft process there?
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>>154086970
first pick li ming
i pick anub then

>lol let's do 5 warriors
i convinced one of them retards to pick lili
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>2 days general
just give up already
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>>154088331
reddit is that way
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>>154034662

LOOKS LIKE YER ENEMY'S

ALL

MEMED

UP

>>154051694

That's actually a /d2g/ meme.
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>>154088674
>diablo 2 general
uhmm senpai?
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>>154088698
dota 2
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>>154081363

When they add Blackheart as a playable hero.
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>>154088797
baited for this exact response
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>>154089657
nice
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>>154088964
2meta4me xD
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The 90% of the player base of this game summed in 1 pick
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>>154092140
that sure is a neat pickture anon
you can't spell for shit though
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>>154092140
100% of what you should do summed in 1 pic
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Wait, hasn't it been two weeks since Auriel? Why is Alarak next week?
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>>154095456
Sep 10 is next week.
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So did they always stop you from buying bundles if you owned part of it? I thought that was the whole point of it being dynamic.

I want Cthulu Alarak, but I have tons of gold. But if the bundle costs as much as the skin, I don't have much of a choice.
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>>154096363
I think they stop you buying a bundle if you own everything except 1 thing or something like that
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>>154069735
this is exactly me back when i was bronze. git gud
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>>154096949
What about bundle exclusive mounts?
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>>154087138
did you win you fag
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>>154096949
That's fair, I guess. Then you are just clearly doing it for a minor discount. Or maybe their dynamic system actually would give you a higher price than the item separately.
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>>154086334
Senjinn here,

Warrior comp should win if you yolo on the back line with 2-3 warriors all together and hit most of your skillshots and stuns.

If this is done consistently, should win ez.
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>>154098367
When did Senjinn stop being a meme? When he got banned for posting his dick? Or did he die in another bike crash?
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>>154098484
He stopped being a meme after he got stuck in masters, fell back to D3 and never hit GM this season. He ultimately got silenced for a year and is probably on /mlp/ to pass the time.
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>>154098983
I didn't know he was actually even D3 tier. I had always assumed he was a bronzie that memes himself up.

Ah well.
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>>154101353
more like..

LOW QUALITY GRAPHICS
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>>154101495
Is this a EU meme team?
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>>154101495
>that falstad is higher ranked than you
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>>154098983
I thought he got into OW, got play of the game once with Zarya and that made him believe that he was good at that game
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>>154102091
>That falstad used gust for no fucking reason because he's bad
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>>154101495
Why did you gust them away from your team dumbass.
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>>154102221
hello. you seem to think im falstad. you're in the wrong my friendo
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>>154102091
>>154102157
>>154102221
It was an honest misclick
and I might have been watching a movie at the time
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Ded
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>>154102138
he actually showed up again a few weeks after
i still got his dick pics and jerk off to them regularly
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I MUST HUNT SOON
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>>153924420
>getting offended by video game butts
lmeo
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>>154106845
Do you have a fetish about miniatures?
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>2 diablo games
>2 starcraft games
>login on the 3rd day
>2 warcraft games
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>>154108627
yes.
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I left when Johanna fucked everything sometime mid last year. Is it not shit now?
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How the fuck does ranked even work. Was Rank 1 in pre-season and just started playing again after a while.
Did my 10 matches 4 of them loses and 6 victories, played really good in all of them.
I was placed in Diamond 2. I mean does the game take into account how well you do each game? cause a 60% victory rating doesn't seem enough for Diamond 2 to me.

(not that I really mind though)
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>>154109478
is this just shitposting? theres one of these in every thread
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Imagine if they do a full blown MMR reset for season 2
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>>154109595
I genuinely don't understand anon, I have played a lot of games with rank systems and none have been so generous.
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>>154109478
>>154083423
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>>154110237
Did I say I am a 1334 mlg 420 blaze it no scope gamer cause I got ranked what I think is too high?
Can't a fucking person be curious as to how this shit works?
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>>154109478
You're a fucking baiter/liar because the highest you can get placed is Diamond 3.
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Guys remember that the season ends next week and you need platinum to get your swag mount
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>>154106894
Varimathras > Mal'Ganis
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>>154112000
>implying I didn't TL
eheh >:D
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>>154109478
Sick bait my man.
Highest you can place is d3.
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>>154112364
>>154111637
Yea well thanks for answering my question since apparently you can get placed in Diamond 2.
I like how you guys wonder why the general is dead when someone asks a fucking legit question and there are 10 replies just shitting under it.
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>>154108854
It isn't.
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>>154106894
Tichondrius>Varimathras
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>>154112186
>placed plat in both
>FREE 6k gold
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>>154112519
Balnazzar>Tichondrius
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>>154083119
Mekkatorque is probably going to ride a mecha now like he does in Legion instead of a choppa.
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>>154112478
Except you can't get placed in d2.
It is physically impossible.
The highest you can place is d3 with 500 points.
Are you sure you aren't d4? Are you sure you ONLY have the 10 placement games played? If you placed at d3 then played some games and went up to d2, that's not placing at d2.

If you STILL think you placed at d2, post a screenshot of your HL page showing yourself at d2 500 points with exactly 10 games and I'll believe you.

And to answer your question, placements don't matter much. Your rank is based a lot on your MMR from the previous season. It's not like everyone starts out as a silver and placments are the only deciding factor in where you get placed.
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>>154112738
>Balnazzar
theres no x > tichondrius you cuck
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>>154113029
One is alive and rules the scarlet crusade, the other one died like a bitch
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>>154113138
>rules the scarlet crusade
cuckoldry
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>>154113243
>>154113138
>demons
>dying
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>>154112738
Azmodan > Balnazzar
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>>154112000
Waiting for wolf again or pony, beast looks dumb.

And yeah, TL, fuck tryharding. t. bronze.
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>skeleton meme is ftp
>oh boy time to spooky and ineffectual
>qm pits me against ETC and the gank squad of butcher, nova, and kael

I thought I was going to have a bad time, but I just kept draining ETC. Is Leoric the anti ETC? He couldn't do much about me, and when I picked spectral leech for the lulz he'd actively run away from me. Entomb was just icing on the cake to cut off his escape. Each team fight I'd just home in, bully him, keep stealing heal through him to stay alive, and and my random assortment of qm assassins would win out against theirs

I never got much use out of Leoric until now, I just played him for pure lulz
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hahahaha lulz!!! xd
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Deathwing skin for Brightwing when?
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>>154116181
Probably never sine deathwing is being developed according to prophecy anon
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>>154116064
what's so funny anon
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>>154116236
But how are they going to handle his size or is he going to spend most the game in human form?
Then again even if he'd end up the size of a terror or dragon knight it's going to be enough.
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>>154116660
They are going to shrink him like they did Azmodan.
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Said I was going to stream earlier today and god dammit that's what I'm going to do

I'll be live in a few minutes, time to climb to plat so I can get my mount

twitchtv/akaijii
also don't be rustled over me being higher rank than youre :^)

>>154116660
Well Chromie is a bronze dragon and she's in her gnome form, so I'd expect Deathwing would be in his human form
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>>154116884
He's a big demon.
>>154116921
Well, Chromie's gnome form is probably the one more recognizable and the one players mostly met her in also gnomes are pretty cool and she's like the only female gnome of note.
Deathwing on the other hand is mostly known for being a giant dragon. I mean almost every piece of promotional and fan art depicts him as this giant burning monstrosity of dragon. I expect him mostly to be in human for as well but it's be a damn shame if at least one of his heroics doesn't turn him into a dragon.
Then again they might go with dragon from at all times and just shrink him down yet keep him big and bloated so he looks bigger than everybody else. Kinda how Azmodan is the same size as everybody else but looks bigger.
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>>154116921
>>154117365
chromie is a male dragon
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>>154117485
"Everyone calls me Chromie, but my real name is Chronormu. Huh? No, it is not a male name. You clearly don't understand the intricacies of dragon culture."
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>>154117914
Dragonboypu$$y
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>>154118536
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Where da trolls at mon?
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>>154119769
Getting shanked by demons and dying like a little bitch.
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>>154120052
Garrosh would've survived that.
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>>154120052
>"They comin' from behind!"
>gets stabbed from the front
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>>154120456
I wonder how garrosh would've lead the horde against the legion
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>>154120906
i laughed so hard
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>>154120906
kek
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>>154121470
Decisively with an iron fist.
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>>154120952
He was a better military commander than Vol'jin and he hates demons so he'd be pretty active.
Most likely he would've died fighting though.
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>>154120952
Prioritize to kill Mannaroth at all costs.
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>>154120952
Its actually simple, he shoud just tell the rest of the orcs how much the demons fucked with theyr race, that's all
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>>154122619
>>154123474
Say what you want but I miss an orc leader, they shouldn't have made garrosh a bad guy
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>>154120952
Well Sylvanas wouldn't be the leader right now that's for sure.
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>>154123973
True, it was a mistake.
If he was still around they could've actually had a cool horde cinematic during Legion with Garrosh dying similarly to Varian rather than Vol'jin getting stabbed by a random felguard.
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>tfw you want to go and do ranked on EU and US to get rewards before season 2 happens but don't want to play without fixed colourblindness
a special kind of autism.
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>>154034662
MINE ARE THE BAD DRAWINGS WITH "LE"
>>
Nothing happened when I used that EU referral, can someone post a US one?
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>>154125669
this was a better game
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>>154125669
>they used to list the amount of people in chat channels
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>>154125450
Post le pictures.
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>>154125818
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>>154125992
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>>154126135
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>>154125748
No
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>>154126135
>tfw no epic hero quests
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>>154125818
>Demon Hunter
how do you guys feel about them turning generic characters or classes from games into original the character's
>>
>>154126509
They just gave them a name what's the matter
>>
>>154126886
and i just asked about that
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>>154126509
>into original the character's
anon can't into english :(
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This kills the general.

Which servers are more active, EU or US?
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>>154126498
that would be actually a good mechanic for newbies to learn the game

>Solo 10 bosses as Rexxar
>Capture 100 camps with Bribe as Murky/TLV
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nice quads senpai

US
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>>154130000
witnessed
EU
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>>154130074
>be there to help as Jaina
>>154130000
Impressive
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kill me
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>>154130685
next patch you will be able to complete all at once by playing a specialist in HL

not sure if unranked works as well
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>>154131107
alarak can't come soon enough
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Taking a break and will stream again shortly

t. akaijii

>page 10
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Aight going live again
Few more games before bed

also, please keep the thread alive

twitchtv/akaijii
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>>154131172
>Queen, meet my blades.
>>
why does the boner king's master skin replace his cool skeleton face with a dumb facemask + pope hat

also why isn't there a skin to turn him into a green old man
>>
Imagine a hotsg meet-up, imagine the autism!
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>>154135882
I can finally punch the fucker who thinks Li-Li is cute. So yeah, 100% autismo group
>>
>>154135693
... Isn't that what the sea giant skin is?
>>
What is the best way to stay afk in a match?
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>>154137587
Have two monitors.
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>>154137587
you cant
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>>154137587
anything that automatically spawns minions
>>
Why don't they let you re-roll quests?
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>>154136902
that's a blue viking, not a green old man
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>>154130074
I would enjoy this actually

Quick Match would be funnier
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>QM as leo
>matched against chogall

o fuk
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>finding a game takes 6m40s
>it's been half an hour
>still can't play
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>>154137587
Get a bot
>>
>dat feel when the perfect game
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>>154140423
ok I lost somehow because my team was Literally Retarded and was constantly running 1v5 into the enemy at the tribute spawns

I think the enemy got every single tribute

either our team would be oblivious as fuck and we'd have 1 guy on the other side of the map not aware that objectives exist, or ETC would be retarded as fuck and face check the objective while way ahead of his team (and die 1v5)
>>
seriously i need voice chat so I can say shit like
>Hey guys maybe we should group up as 5 here [pingpingping] before walking into the objective, because the enemy team is probably en there and going in 1 at a time will get us killed.

retard wrangling is impossible with text chat
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>>154140939
Kael and illidan and not a single death on your side? Fucking hell. What did they do? Trickle attack?
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>>154142220
It'll come eventually
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>>154140279
He has tints
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>>154142220
fuck you, I don't want to hear your faggot nasally voice when I'm trying to have fun
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>>154143072
and i dont want you to feed like a retard
but apparently you people have no idea how to play the game and you need somebody constantly explaining it to you
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Ragnaros when

Im sorry guys, I literally only care about warcraft characters in this game
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>>154143923
If you're getting matched with people who need vocal explaining of what they need to do then you're probably just as bad as them
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>>154144003
I understand your feelings anon, I want to see more warcraft bad boys in higher resolution
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AAAAAHHHHHHHH
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>>154144715
Just play vs the AI.
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>>154144003
TOO SOON, YOU HAVE RELEASED ME TOO SOON!
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>>154144715
(???)
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Akaijii on suicide watch
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>>154147494
dude are you posting about yourself
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>>154147904
in that case it would be a gul'dan plushy
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>>154147494
Hope for a better tomorrow

>>154147904
>implying I'm that pathetic

Actually yeah nah I totally get why you'd believe that

Fuck me I need a long fucking sleep right now
>>
>>154148079
simply eric
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>>154147494
>>154147904
>>154148079
I don't get it
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>>154148480
eric gets it, that's all that matters
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PLACE YOUR BETS
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>>154149283
that kithrix guy looks like shit, i bet blue loses
>>
wait nvm i looked at the heroes and blue has by far the better draft
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>>154149283
we won
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>>154149283
>>154150795
>bunch of bronzies who don't main supports
>lose while playing 5 man all support team
like cockwork
>>
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http://imgur.com/a/8jbGH

the absolute madman
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>>154152040
blizz is afraid of having support heroes who do actual damage

anything outside the wow healer/tank/dps trilogy triggers them too hard

rip old tassadar/rexxar/malfurion being able to actually kill things
>>
>>154152846
>rexxar
fuck i meant the other orc furry
the one with the wolf hat
>>
I legit don't know what I did wrong.
>>
>>154152967
They both have wolf hats.
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>>154153240
shit
>>
>>154154254
well considering the french are subhuman you should fit in just fine
>>
>>154152846
>>154152967
malf can still top siege damage and healing, rehgar still does good damage but it's small bursts so on the scoreboard it looks like he didn't do much damage but the actual damage he did was important, tassadar is just a bitch as always
>>
>>154154368
Am sorry what are you refering to old sport?
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>>154154254
congrats on your 927 mmr, hotsg poster Rylia
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>>154136395
I don't think you would punch me, I'm rather likeable in person. I just like to shit post in /hotsg/ to help keep the thread alive and moving. Li Li is a support after all.
Maybe some other Li Li poster might be a sperging fag and need to get punched.
>>
God, what do you do about Warriors who jump towards the backline, chase one assassin and allow the entire rest of the team to burst you down?

Like, I am Chromie. Li Ming and Greymane burst my shit in if they can reach me. I am roaming with team and still getting ganked, this can't be all me.
>>
Man, I am not cut out for online games. I whispered to someone "Hey, can I talk to you?" after a game and they said no and clicked ignore player.

I am genuinely upset.
>>
>>154155785
would you fuck me if I cosplay as lili
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>>154156121
Nope. I'd probably give you a thumbs up and compliment you even if it looked badly done. Just because you put in the effort and to help you feel welcome at the meet-up. Li Li is not for lewd and I'm not into furry sex or dressed up sex in any form really.
>>
>>154156607
wow I thought you were a likeable person, guess not :/
>>
I love you all lads, don't you dare leave this general die, ever
>>
>>154155908
Ask them to peel?
Alternatively, Don't play Chromie
>>
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place bets?
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>>154158771
Yeah. Sounds about right. I thought she was good now though.

Admittedly, fucking QM. Anyway, I played three assassin games today and lost every single one. Fuck me. I guess I'm stuck playing immortal characters like Johanna.
>>
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this is going well . . .¬.¬
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>>154159205
Ssee
>>154034671
You can do it anon!
>>
>>154155908
if greymane can get in range to press E at you, you are probably standing too far forward
your abilities have huge range

also liming's shit doesn't go through heroes, so as long as you're behind your team she shouldn't hit you with much either
>>
>>154159880
They kept walking around our team. Yeah. As for greymane, yeah, fair enough. I'm retarded when it comes to bushes. I also was stuck solo laning bot and I didn't even think to abandon it.

Ah well. Live and learn. Thanks for the advice.
>>
New map when?
>>
>>154159698
crushing defeat 13 - 38
ended with 102 Siege 47k Hero and 16k Exp
closest was Art with 36k Siege 27K Hero 12k Exp
ray and illi both died 10 times each
>>
>>154161684
Next week.
>>
so who is currently the best support hero?
>>
>>154140939
Well anon? Where are the pics of Hillary?
>>
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>>154162779
>>
How good is Tyrael?
>>
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>tfw it gets late and you start getting matched with brazilians
time for bed
>>
Don't die while I sleep
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>>154166401
np senpai
>>
>>154116236
>>154116181

Voice lines referring to deathwing are also already in Brightwing's voice files.
>>
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>>154153162
Bad draft man.
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WHY
>>
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Lili literally best support at this point
>>
>>154173286
>feed
>surprised you also deal a lot of dmg in the process
typical warrior faggot tbqh
Also it's Diablo, it's what he does, retard. You deal lots of useless over time/shit damage.
>>
>play with a 4 stack
>think this jaina is actually the worst I've ever seen
>dont say anything cause im not a dick
>check after, hes bronze 5
the legends were true, they do exist
>>
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guess the hero
>>
>>154176703
Lemming, Nova
>>
>>154176864
lemming is absolutely right
well done anon
>>
>>154176703
Can Alarak fix this?
>>
>>154177158
Alarak is absolute trash put together in the last minute for the starcraft event, unless they inflate his damage he's useless.
>>
>>154177158
Not with that short duration on his silence, and even IF they improve that, he'll just become a mandatory pick to counter the other team's Ming
>>
>>154177453
brello brebbit
>>
>>154177639
t. bronze
>>
>>154178948
>t. bronze
t. bronze
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this new screen is okay, but it kills my framerate for some reason
>>
>>154180556
the new screen a shit, A SHIT!
>>
>>154126498
how is this not in the game?
>>
>>154180606
this desu
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>>154144003
>>154144606
http://classic.battle.net/war3/neutral/firelord.shtml

Probably what he'll look like. Except with DIE INSECT! as a second heroic.
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>>154173396
Literall wrong
>>
>>154180928
I can't land that faggot's skillshot
>>
>>154125450
>>154125946
i literally couldnt find any

;-;
>>
>>154034662
ban/focus morales
>>
reminder that bronze league players do not exist

they're entirely fictional.
>>
>>154182021
except (You)
>>
>>154182021
they exist, i play with one every night
>>
>>154182728
is he french :o
>>
>>154182928
he indeed is my friend
>>
how do you pick your talents with heroes you don't usually play /hotsg/? last night i played kerrigan and i just picked the green talents. didn't die too much, only like 9 times. too bad we lost tho
>>
>>154184459
You ask your mom to choose a number from 1 to 3/4
>>
Finally got into ranked after playing a shit ton of qm and unranked. My first match we got a guy that claimed healer and who do you think he chose? Malf. Despite being bronze 1 he insisted he was diamond, repeatedly, said things like "classic bronze" and overall was not around to help in team fights. But when he was... positioning was not his forte. Poor zag got blamed for everything even though he was pushing, EVEN THOIGH IT WAS HIS JOB. Second game we got one level down and our anubarak quit, told us to give up and went to get Merc camps only to die violently as he met up with the enemy getting camps. Guess who he blamed?
I don't know guys, I'm gonna finish placement matches but damn. I've had way better games in qm and unranked. This just seems, not fun. Are there rewards besides gold for even bothering with ranked?
>>
>>154185065
if you can't climb from bronze you should quit videogames
>>
>>154185065
plat ranked is quite fun 2bh
>>
>Brazilians call me bad
>Wtf man I'm above you in every stat
>Huehuehue
>Hit grandmaster
>Nice boosting huehuehue
Fucking subhumans blaming me while they feed
>>
>>154185112
I might need to. This thing is a time sink. Fun with friends, but they all moved on to overwatch.
>>
Cris just said that the large mob on Sky Temple objective give about of a wave of XP. Is that shit true? Fucking hell I didn't think any of the objective mobs gave any xp. What about the tiny fuckers that spawn John Cena? Is it worth to have one person try to poke a few for your team even if you are going to give up on winning it?
>>
>>154185895
>not knowing about the temple guardians giving exp
t-bronze.com
>>
I just played while fapping.
i died less because i was horny and did not want to see vagina but when i did i wanted to play.

it was a paradox state of wanting 2 things and the same time.

i sat naked and playing furiously.

has anybody else transcendence to this state

i played better.
>>
>>154185246
be grateful they carried you to GM you entitled shitstain of a person
>>
>>154187295
autism is one hell of a drug
>>
>>154184459
when's he asks for advice he's greeted with farting sounds on discord, man what loser
>>
>>154184835
some of the heroes have 5 talents to choose from at some tiers. what to do in this kind of situation
>>
>>154189135
Name 43 cases when this happens
>>
>>154190075
sorry i only know a few; im bronze 3, after all
>>
only 5 posts more so we can declare that we're not dead yet
>>
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School is back on, we extra dead now bois
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>>154191841
Gotcha
YOU
>>
I am half an hour late to work due to an Internet argument. I hate it.

Next week can't get here soon enough. I'm gonna pony up the extra 5k gold for Alarak. Fuck waiting.
>>
>>154057795
Just wait till she leaves him and he goes full Cosmo.
>>
>>154185065
malf is good bronzie
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>>154193051
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>>154193051
How. Please explain grand master autismo. I eagerly await your step by step of proper malf play.
>>
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>>154194167
>>154194167
>>154194167
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