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Fast thread edition

(Looted) thread: >>153827672

READ THE PASTEBIN BEFORE ASKING QUESTIONS.

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Module Recommendations:

>Anon's ACOCK minimod
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>Gekonewer
https://mega.nz/#F!itxViDAT!PhBfJWsjATkdqN28V2kZ5g
>Dickplomacy 4.3.0.7
full download:
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patch from earlier versions to current version:
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>"I made a mod recently or updated it. Wat do ?"
Link to the OP in your post so that it might be easier to find for the one making the next OP (also for regular people).
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1st for LADY ISOLLA IS A COCK-LOVING SLUT WHO GIVES HER BODY TO PEASANTS
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>>153971168
>patch from earlier versions to current version:
didn't had time to ask you this (page 10 and all) but what does it mean exactly ?
You can update from any version ?
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I'm posting Cao Cao in honour of the poster who was posting in honour of the original Cao Cao poster until we get a good Romance of the three kingdoms mod.
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>you will never have a pure steppe waifu

Why even live?
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I claim this thread for the Kingdom of Vlandia
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is the new dickplomacy patch save-game compatible?
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Dickplomacy makes me feel like a horny 12 year old again.
Thanks guy who made it
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>>153971796
I'm taking this.
And will post it once we'll be playing Bannerlord and speaking of it.
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>>153972042
>screencapping random shit
literally go back2 reddit
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153972203 (You)
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>>153971796
Same here, Make it work with 1257 and it will be the best mod in existence
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>>153972553
How about Gekokujo instead ?
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>>153971796
I know that feel.
It's pretty nice for roleplaying too though. If you were an upstart powerful and rich warlord of common birth, wouldn't you waltz into the tavern of your newly conquered city and pick up a woman to celebrate your victory?

I also often fuck the Kidnapped Girls from the Guild Master missions. I'm her knight in literally shining armour who rescued her from vile bandits and takes her on a ride through half of Calradia, as if she wouldn't be all over me!
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>>153971430
>>153971619
Cmon, post the gods chosen people and let's get over with the memes early.
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>>153972553
>his mod doesnt even have villagers
>>153972740
>the only troop variation in his mod are different colors
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>>153972740
boring: the mod
>>153972826
>>his mod doesnt even have villagers
oh shit, didn't realise that
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>>153972826
1257 does have villagers
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>>153972957
it has caravans but no villagers
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>>153972741
Do you guys fap to one scene or just fap progressively while playing?
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>>153973073
oh the kind that leave the village
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>>153973079
Progressively. Battles and tournaments force pauses so I can keep fapping for 3 hours and cum MASSIVELY
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>>153972826
Gekokujo has working sieges and actually interesting setting and troops instead of
>MUH BROWN AND SHIT EUROPAN TROPS
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>>153973198
>geko has interesting troops
laughing too hard tbqh
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>>153973181
never thought i'd see the day, mount and blade becomes a H game that encourages edging.
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>>153973279
Still more choice than Levy and knights.
Tough vanilla geko troops could use more equipment. Definitely. That's why theres so many submods I guess
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>>153973513
>Still more choice than Levy and knights.
kek no it isn't
play both mods before you shitpost
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>>153973295
next we need dialogue and descriptions in the scenes
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>Bannerlord still isn't out yet
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So.
When is NTR going to be added to dickplomacy?
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>>153973559
>play both mods before you shitpost
Sure
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>>153973696
if you knew what you were talking about you'd know it isn't just levies and knights
ironically that's literally what geko is
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>>153973793
>ironically that's literally what geko is
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>>153973513
>Still more choice than Levy and knights.
It's not. A levy from the European line has different stats, armor, and weapons than a levy from the Greek line. In Geko every troop tree is identical, they wear different colored armor with the same stats and weapons.
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http://pastebin.com/nsbax8rr
changelog for dickplomacy
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>>153973198
>>153973513
>>153973696
>BOOTYBLASTED
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>>153974097
Nice try but no
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>>153974017
>caught out
>no argument
wew
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Do people really play Geko without submods anymore though ? I mean they exist for a reason
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>try dickplomacy out
>go to rape a prisoner
>press fuck me option without really thinking what that is
>mfw
Also wish the camera system with this game wasn't retarded
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>>153971353
yes
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VC submod got patched to 2.025 if anyone's interested
only thing i changed was i added a battlesize config to the module.ini so you can set it to whatever
min is 15, max is 150 by default
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>>153974885
The old link is still valid ?
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>>153975261
yep as always
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Can I change positions in dickplomacy or is it just the reverse cowgirl?

>also mfw when my male character is raped after losing a battle
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>>153972741
Yesterday I whored myself for some random bearded man in tavern to have 200 gold to be able to afford 2 bets on myself in tournament on lvl2. I needed like 15 gold and whoring myself gave me 18. After winning I joined feast and let Sanjar fuck my tight cunt.
>tfw fucking my way to the top
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jesus fucking christ almighty
why does everyone scream like madman in this game
i just cannot get used to it
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>>153975618
I don't think they scream enough. I image in a real battle there would be a lot more shouting and yelling than in a Warband battle.
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>>153975618
Women are the worst. Had a bunch of sword sisters jumping some dudes during a siege and all I could hear was a constant high pitched loud ass scream.
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>>153975731
>women are the worst
4 chin dot org
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>>153975618
Play the "More women for Diplomacy"
Its tolerable
Warning : DEEPP lore
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>>153975618
Because sceaming makes you slightly less scared to rush into death and after staying alive on top of dozens of fragmented by blades bodies with testosterone being 98% of your blood screaming is what matches best your current mind state.
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What is happening on September 27th that might warrant some new Bannerlord information?
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>>153976602
anniversary of the powerpoint announcement 5 years ago
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>>153976685
Has it really been that long? Wew
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>>153976883
4 years, they posted it on 2012
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What is dickplomacy sex like?

Text based? Or painful warband models humping?
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>>153971430
What about that one dynasty warriors mod?
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>>153977426
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>>153977270
Imagine playing with barbies.
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no one here talks about perisno or warsword conquest, why? are they bad or you guys are all already done with it?
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>>153977270
OK animations, hot females, males are not.
I've came to it multiple times so yeah
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>>153978787
nobody talks about warsword conquest anymore because the devs went retarded and made the game worse
perisno is shit
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How the fuck do you use a flail? I click, and it seems that the attack speed is random, taking either like 5 seconds to swing or barely any windup at all.
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>>153971341
N O T
F O R
L E W D
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>>153971168
i'm playing 1257 AD or wathever the year was, if the crusader states is no more and neither the mamluk, does that means i can't never recruit their units anymore?
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>>153979348
it's sort of timing based, it works better on horseback
that being said it's a gimmick weapon
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>>153979523
If you build a monastery in your manor you can recruit from a crusading order. Mamlukes are gone for good though.
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>>153979523
>If you build a monastery in your manor you can recruit from a crusading order.
You can build a monastery? on any kingdom? or is it just the previous crusaders? also i just released a mamluk from the kingdom of france, and sometimes i find hospitalier units on the ill-khanate, is there a guide about the units of each kingdom?
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>>153979789
i fucked up the reply.
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>>153979523
no, just get a fief in their territory and recruit a lance, it should be mamluk units or euro units for crusaders
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>SM fugitive names
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Should i use the lance recruitment system?
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>>153980008
>You can build a monastery? on any kingdom? or is it just the previous crusaders?
You can build a manor on any town/castle you own, then one of the upgrades for the manor is a monastery which lets you recruit from the Templars, Knights of Jerusalem, etc.
>also i just released a mamluk from the kingdom of france, and sometimes i find hospitalier units on the ill-khanate, is there a guide about the units of each kingdom?
Sometimes units end up in weird places because lords hire every prisoner they rescue regardless of what faction the troop is from.
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>>153980363
yep
>>153980401
>Sometimes units end up in weird places because lords hire every prisoner they rescue regardless of what faction the troop is from.
only mods i can think of that change that are TLD and caribbean
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>>153980165
i repeat, the ill khanate killed BOTH factions at the same time and now everywhere i go south i just get shitty light cavalry that doens't look like mamluk at all.
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>>153980401
the monastery option doesn't appear on any castle i own, only the better jails and the messenger post.
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>>153980627
you have to build a manor first
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>>153979362
She was all about lewd when she had nothing but her clothes and needed my large army to get her to the throne.
Of course, I have kept my end of the deal, but there was no mention of not usurping the throne from her and taking her as my concubine later on.
She is in fair more fitting position now, woman has no place in running a nation.
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What's the fastest route to a castle working for a faction as Nords?
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>>153980495
All right.
Though i must admit i have no fucking idea how it works, could you explain it in your own words
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>>153980667
i have done that before 2 times. option doesn't appear.
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>>153980627
the option is for your manor not your castle
you can only build a manor if you own a village or town, and they're tied to that town
it's ideal if you get a village that's tied to a town since you can eventually make a castle that ties to that village instead of the town, and the town gets a new village
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>>153980794
are you talking to the guy in the manor?
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>>153980764
so basically lance recruitment recruits "lances" which are groups of units, they tend to comprise of lots of shitter units, a good amount of med units, and a few elite units, usually a lance is around 25-30 men per
you can also recruit mercs in lances which tend to have better stats than their non merc counterparts (till top tier) but don't rank up and usually have mediocre equipment
you can also disband your lances, which will "store" your men in fiefs without having upkeep, generally you want to do this during times of peace and then recruit them in times of war
also about mercs, if your character is a merc (which they are if you aren't a vassal or king) then mercs are significantly cheaper to hire and maintain
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>>153980846
>>153980850
when i build a manor, the manor turns into a castle and the original castle get a "CASTLE" village
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>>153981194
https://forums.taleworlds.com/index.php/topic,200449.0.html
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>>153981041
Many thanks anon
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>>153980670
How dare you, fiend!
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>>153981194
no, you have a village right
and then you build a manor attached to the village for 10k
if the village is attached to a town and NOT a castle, you can eventually build a castle that is attached to the village
but you have to get ALL of the upgrades for your village AND your manor
it also costs a fuckload of dosh
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>>153981305
try and merc for as long as possible, great way to earn money plus your troops are good and cheap
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anybody else not really bother with field battles very often? I find it a much better use of my units to take castles and towns rather than defeat a lord's army in the field and just have him come back with 100 guys in 2 or 3 game days
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>>153981368
It's okay, she likes it that way, I've made her understand her place in the world and mistakes of her past.
Maybe if she'll keep being a good girl I'll impregnate her and let her bear my son.
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I want to be able to have my wife as a companion in ACOK, can I do this?
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>>153981502
field battles are the most fun though
unless it has shitty native map terrain generation
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>>153982148
isolla is not for lewd filthy commoner
however, arwa is
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>>153983179
Arwa is used goods
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How do you join a lord's army in 1257?
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the same faggot talking about manors here, wich faction have the better armored cavalry? the best archers? the best regular infantry? and a list of the places to recruit them please? i have over 1000 ingame days and kingdoms have changed a lot that i don't know where to get welsh archers
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>>153983515
>wich faction have the better armored cavalry?
most factions with knights should be fine
>the best archers?
wales
>the best regular infantry?
well the best reach polearm troops are scottish pikemen, but scandinavian obudshaers are better armored
varangian guards are excellent but you have to take constantinople for the nicaens
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>>153983781
but what towns are part of the wales anon? many kingdoms have fallen including the wales kingdom so i don't know what places they started with.
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>>153984007
Try wikipedia
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>>153984007
there's only one city, one castle, and four villages that are welsh in origin, you could just get welsh mercs which you can recruit from any english town
forgot to mention for general infantry galloglass mercs are actually pretty good
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>>153984007
more or less the same as wales in the UK today
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>when the marshal finally calls everyone together and you bring all your boys
Let's get dangerous
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>>153984367
>not single handely killing the whole enemy army by yourself and your bros
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What mod or submod has the most (fun) features?
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Whats up with the pig sounds in dickplomacy?
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If I'm doing a pure Nordic army, should I only use archers for sieges?
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I wish everything else in L'Aigle was as good as the battles
If it gets finished after Bannerlord comes out I'll probably still play it
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>>153979362
Isolla is for hugs
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If I swear vassalage can I still be a merc for that faction?
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I'm lost.

I bought a Tavern & Bathhouse but I have no girls nor do I have any means of acquiring them. I can't even make money efficiently since the for some reason the entire population of Sea Raiders has left the continent.
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Is there any mod that fixes the Native textures to be on par with ACOK?
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what renown level do i have to be to help a claimant? i think i'm around 63 right now, but that's not enough apparently.
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>>153986428
No. You become a vassal. You get to go to feasts, court ladies, and eventually manage your own castle or town.
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>>153986665
what does that even mean
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>>153986835
so fuck it, right? I get like 2200 denars per week as is
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>>153986880
All other mods look like shit
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what is the point of marriage tough?
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>>153986428
Not sure why it matters. Being a vassal is far superior to being a merc. Because once [spoiler[Khuzaits dominate the world[/spoiler] there will be no one hiring mercs for grand campaigns, so all that's left is creating your own faction or being the most important and powerful vassal in the land and taxing the shit out of peasants and making a bunch of money off industries and trade.
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>>153987134
do you mean ACOK's shitty shader or the actual assets like arms and armor
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>>153987141
There's no point unless you're playing as a female. Just like real life.
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>>153987141
>>153987309
False. You gain like 10 right to rule and you can make your own feasts. It is also gives a sizable bonus to relation for all of her family members.

I believe it also allows you to have your wife run part of your kingdom as opposed to having a random peasant doing it.
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>>153987309
well shit, i married some swedish woman because i mentioned her i found her pretty and her father got a 100 relation with me even tough i never talked with him, shit, i wanted to visit every lady of every nation, is it possible to divorce?
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>it's an anon tries to take an enemy castle with dismounted heavy cavalry episode
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king ragnar asked 400 denars to trade his castle for my shitty one that we just conquered
his castle gives 13k this week
what the fuck was he thinking
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>>153988046
>the enemy garrison is approximately 50% crossbowmen
>no ranged units in your army
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>>153984567
>glowing armour
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>>153988187
Well done, fellow (((Nord))).
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>>153988046
God bless the teutonic order and our brothers in jerusalem.
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>>153988310
>slutty miko
Absolutely sinful.
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>>153990039
machi isnt a slut please do not project your fetishes on pure maidens
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>>153988187
Backtaxes. It'll go back to normal next week.
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>>153990123
>isn't a slut
From my experience on the islands of the japans I've found that all sideways pussy is, at best, of questionable morals.
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>>153990437
that the nipland adventures or gekonewer? havent played either
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anyone wanna retexture some shit for my caribbean submod?
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>>153990896
That particular is from the original nipland adventures for 3.0 but all that gear is also in newer.

I've never actually played GekoNewer so 99% of my screenshots are testing to see if things work or other bugs.
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Do you get raped by every party everytime who defeats you in Dicklomacy?
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>>153991719
>Do you get raped by every party everytime who defeats you in Dicklomacy?
No you can also get raped by other people too.
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>>153991804
That's not what I was asking and you know it.

Also, does everyone in taverns always reject your proposals, or is there a minimum stat requirement you need to meed for them to be willing?
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>>153992336
It is either Persuasion, Charisma or both that effect that. I think.
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>>153991804
is caligula worth watching?
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>>153993053
Maybe I am being nostalgic but It probably has one of my favorite 3DPD fellatio scenes in it.
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>Byzantines have taken everything from latins except Constantinople and the two shitty towns near it
>just smashed latin army
>we just keep raiding the two shitty villages ad infinitum
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>>153993498
constantinople usually has a huge garrison
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>>153993498
Take it yourself
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Does geko have freelancer in it?
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>>153974563
Explain this further to a man that only plays vanilla
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>>153995240
Not rich enough, the emperor gave me nikomedia which is in a perpetual state of looted so I'm broke whenever there isn't a tourney on
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>>153995461
>Explain this further
PIC RELATED
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>>153995614
I still don't quite get it. Is it a mod or something and you can abuse people?
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>>153995665
He picked *bend over* when he meant to pick 'bend over'.
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>>153995754
Oh I get it. What you're saying is that you can rape people for little to no reason despite having brutally beaten them on the battlefield earlier that day.

Can I make it work with sengoku
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it kinda pisses me off how every single fucking person is dishonorable in this game and you have an honor rating there
its like you're the only one who can have some kind of honor
even the fucking kings just go ahead and pillage villages instead of doing something useful
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>>153995859
>What you're saying is that you can rape people for little to no reason despite having brutally beaten them on the battlefield earlier that day
I really have no clue how you think that I was I'm saying.
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does dickplomacy make it harder to get renown?
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>>153995921
At the core of the game, everybody is trying to "win", just like CiV or Total War.
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>>153995978
yeah because pillaging, killing citizens and attacking to farmers on sight will win the war and the game
even as a king, your vassals will go raid villages, i wish there was a way to stop them from doing these.
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wil there be

>longer beards
>freelancer
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>>153995952
My mind is an enigma
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are the scottish pikemen really called scottish pikemen? the only units i find from the scottish kingdom is SC clansman, generic euro cavalry and generic archers.
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>>153998631
they aren't in regular 1257
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>>153995961
Dickplonacsy only makes your dick harder
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>>153999059
so im fucked then? are the SC clansman the same as pikemen?
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They could do a blog about the fucking troop treed Already...
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>>153999496
scotts clansmen upgrade into either swordsmen or axemen in reg 1257 iirc
modded has some new troops for faction variety
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>>153999217
Can I or can I not somehow use it with other packs
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>>153999693
I don't think it's possible without some serious finagling
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>>153999693
Just drag and drop over other modules. Overwrite where it asks you to.
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>wake up
>Bannerlord still not released yet
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>>154000143
anon that's not how it works
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>>154000143
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>>154000414
>>154000735
Wouldn't this work fine tho?
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>>154000151
RELES DIS
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>>154001098
No. You can't overwrite the module.ini file.

You have to open the Dickplomacy module.ini,
Copy everything in it.
Paste it at the end of the module.ini that you are adding dickplomacy to.
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>>154000489
post more serrandal
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>>154001703
That is all I have sadly. Did anyone ever get any screen caps of his thread? I made a posts in it but didn't think to archive it.
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What's the point of Dickplomacy? Your honor and relations get tanked into fucking oblivion and you have to ambush peasant parties just to get women for the brothel, or worse you have to conquer a place, refuse the ransom, and force a noble into prostitution just for a measly 200 coins a week. The ransom is worth more than that even if you don't consider all of the downsides. Hell, more often than not the +1 honor is worth more than the ransom.
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>>153975442
I have fucked quite a lot in Dickplomacy, and reverse cowgirl and doggy-style seem to be the only two positions available.
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Is warwolf any good or is it just a russian meme mod?
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>>154002636
>He didnt become honorable before taking vow to become a lord
>Doesnt do little things every day for 100 game days straight to earn honor before building own army
WEW
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so, has anyone managed to stick Isolla and Arwa into a brothel yet? is it even possible?
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Test
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>>154002636
>he doesn't recruit peasant women and refugees captured by other lords
>he doesn't have a city where his fellow lords unload their peasant women and refugee prisoners
>he isn't charismatic enough to seduce women in taverns, or his female companions and troops
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>>154003631
Make them both queens just to sell them to a brothel? Now I know what my next character will aim. Btw are nobles released in ceasefire?
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New moot sucks
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>>154003880
Yes.I managed to capture Dog Graveth once only to release him 1 min later.
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Anyone know what the best troop in ACOK 2.2 is?

I have a bunch of unsullied since they're relatively cheap and have excellent power strike but their armor is shit and they have no ranged weapons.

I came across these Qohoric Guardsmen and while their non-body armor is lacking, they are equipped with shields, blunt weapons, and longbows all while wearing heavy plate armor. Their stats are also pretty decent compared to other troops.

Has anyone found a better stock troop than this? I'm considering trying to build an army of just these guys and then shoving them all in a castle or bringing them with me to capture prisoners.
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>>154004137
What happened this time? Wasn't there just a short mainterance as per usual?
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>>154003880
I once had an idea of restoring all pretenders in a playthrough but never actually carried that idea through
>Btw are nobles released in ceasefire?
yes, so after you capture them, you cant ever make peace with their factions
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anybody know how to disable health loss from sparring in dickplo? this shit' annoying
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>>154005481
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does anyone have pastebin 1257 troop trees in english?

in particular for european and templar troops
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>>154005951
ᵏᵉᵉᵖ ᶤᵗ ᵈᵒʷn
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D E A D
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>>154010320
d
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Can you marry/fuck claimants in Dickplomacy? Or am I wasting my time helping Isolla?
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Is Anon's ACOCK minimod free of random events and tripping?
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>>154010690
>>154010320
What up you meme loving kniggas.
I got new photos to bump the threads with
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>>154011436
fuck, forgot pic
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>>154011563
I'll not post everything now. There's more than 100 pics. I'll keep them for page 9 and such
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>>154010843
I know you can fuck her in your camp, but you need high charisma/persuasion/relation.
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>>153971341
T. Butterkönig
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>>154012431
Sounds like a brand name
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>>154012456
Not a brand name surprisingly, but it apparently has something to do with LoL.
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>>154012579
We should make it happen as a brand.
Like, biscuits or something
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>>154012650
Also I'm just posting this one because the blur and the mask is real spooky
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>>154012839
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>>154013972
forgot to say "page 9."
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how do I get hatamoto units in gekonewer? the samurai unit tree stops at officers.
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>>154014327
Not every faction's troop tree has hatamoto.
Some trees have units beyond hatamoto
hint : takeda for cavalry
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>>154012839
wouldnt want to wake up to that 2bh
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>>154014696
why the pixels ?
Also : They had a temporary exposition where you could wear real pieces of armor. Very interesting. The only things vaguely of my size were a mail shirt. 2 breastplates. a pair of 16th century gauntlet, a greathelm and a bascinet.
Mail is actually pretty fucking heavy. Though once you have it on your shoulders it is kinda ok. You feel like you're gonna get tired fast though.
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>>154014975
me with the mail and greathelm
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What are the chances that wrestling becomes a thing and daggers are relevant in Bannerlord?

Whenever I see a person covered head to toe in steel I can only think of 2 ways to kill them.

1. Bash them over the head with a hammer or other blunt object until they fall unconscious.
2. Pin them down and slide a dagger through their visor
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How do I capture ladies in dickplomacy?
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>>154015618
>What are the chances that wrestling becomes a thing and daggers are relevant in Bannerlord?
Maybe in mods.
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>>154015618
>What are the chances that wrestling becomes a thing and daggers are relevant in Bannerlord?
absolute none to answer your question.
Now, we could think of modding in, if moddability is as good as they promise, a mechanic that amplifies the chances of knockdown by blunt objects when wearing heavy armor, and a very short drawing (is that the right word) time for daggers that will get an exceptional boost at damage if the target is knockdowned and in heavy plate
But since we'll mostly NOT see plate armor in BL I think there is no need for such a mechanic
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>>154015692
I like the idea of at the very least making dagger a free slot, that way there's a reason to keep your eye open for that special masterwork dagger as a back up for your horse archer who also carries a lance and shield.
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>>154015684
You have to take the castle they were in, and I believe you have to own it as well (so get it awarded to you by your liege or just have your own kingdom)
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Will there be hunts in bannerlord?
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>>154016402
Unlikely.
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Has anyone that's played both Gekonewer and Sugoroku able to give a good compare/contrast? Failing that, which is the superior mod?
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Is there any easier way of finding masterwork or lordly shit or do ı have to travel the land and ask every merchant?
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>>154017054
Never played Gekonewer but if it aims to be like Gekonew its already superior to suguroku by itself
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>>154017054
>Sugoroku
It's mostly just cosmetic changes and a nerf to guns, isn't?
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>>154017054
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>>154017409
>>154017451
Thanks lads. And I'm just now starting to look into it, but second anon appears to be correct, that it's mostly just cosmetic in Sugoroku. Strangely little info can be found on Gekonew(er); wondering if it was always a /v/ or /vg/ thing.
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>>154017673
>that it's mostly just cosmetic in Sugoroku
It does changes some things. IIRC. like female villagers being able to upgrade into either female warrior or female spies.
Been a while since I played it so I don't know what remains in the most up to date version
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>>154017054
Welp, you made me read that ruski weeb's posts to see what he changed.
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>>154017409
Does any mod (like Geko) make spearmen actually useful? Maybe I'm just dumb but I swear they can never do anything compared to sword/axemen.
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>>154018339
Viking conquest.
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>>154004992
>not using the minimod

kek, I hope you realize that the maces Qohorik Guardsmen use does no damage and just bounces off enemies.
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>>154018339
Literally any mod with upstab
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>>154015618
>Dual wielding.
>Can slash while you parry
>It's still hard to parry.
>You have less range than 2h and same speed as a shieldfag, but can't block arrows.
This would make a dagger+rapier or 2x axes character viable.
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>>154021087
No
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>>154021087
How would you block ? with a keyboard key or the mouse ?
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LONG MAY HE REIGN.
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>>154021207
>Dual wielding is not realistic meme.
It wasn't common for battles, but on a street fight you could get shanked by pic related.
>>154021215
Both.
>Press hit
>immediately press block
>Instead of cancelling the attack, you use your offhand to block and keep attacking.
That would be enough.
We could also have
>Offhand weapon is the blocking weapon.
>attacks go left-hand, right-hand successively.
Alternatively.
>Press a key to swap hands and start attacking with the offhand weapon and swinging with the other.

But ideally I'd just add an off-hand weapon that just blocks. That would allow you to strike and block at the same time.
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>>154021668
Rapier and dagger is fine, the rest is dumb meme shit
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>>154021747

katana and wakizashi miyamoto musashi style
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>>154022409
Please no
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Can you have a harem yet?
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>>154023260
Apparently in next patch we will be able to.
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>>154023650
polygamy patch is out already bruh
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>>154025368
I'll play as a qt desert bandit girl
who captures lords for her harem until all of Calradia's nobles belong to her.
It would be nice if dickplomacy allowed you to fuck lords up non-literally as an option.
They NEED to die.
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I'm posting Stalin until we get a good Russian mod.
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>>154025954
shit you already coulda done that
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>>154017558
That one smiling guy who's about to get a falchion inside his skull.
>jokes on you i was suicidal the entire time
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>>154025368
>>154023650
What are you guys talking about?
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>>154023260
>>154023650
>>154025368
Harem doesn't work for female claimants though.

I wanna slam that Isolla and Arwa pussy.
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>put on my helmet
>mfw
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>>154007618
Just play the upstab submod, it translates all the troop names to English so you know what they actually are.
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>>154026861
what you think?
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>>154026365
>not being a guerilla doing hit and runs to german caravans in red wars
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And so another year draws to a close without Bannerlord. Seasons change but some things always stay the same.
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>>154028031
there's still 4 more months of 2016, we could get an EA release/release date in that amount of time
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>>154028135
YAY
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So why is Gekokujo the most highly rated mod on the workshop? Never played it myself.
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>>154028250
steam workshop is irrelevant
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>>154028307
It seems to be highly regarded here too, though. What makes it good?
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>>154028250
It's a complete mod which makes it like one of the 10 M&B mods that are actually playable
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>>154028372
Sieges are nice.
For me, the best mods are TLD and Geko.
Well, and online CoMM
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>>154028372
it's pike and shot which is underrepresented and the mod's basically done, but it's incredibly boring because all the troops are the same and it uses native battle AI
sieges are better than a number of mods but the scenes end up being very same-y
i imagine a lot of weebs like it because muh japan
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>>154027395
There's polygamy/polyamory in dickplomacy now? What patch added that?
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>>154028645
the latest one, came out yesterday
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>>154028493
>but it's incredibly boring because all the troops are the same and it uses native battle AI
Now that the source is released for 3.1 it would be pretty easy to implement Motomataru's formations and AI mod.
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Pssh, nothing personnel kid...
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>>154028372

it's a mod that turns Calradia into medieval Japan and we're on 4chan
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>>154029040
4chan have long way past it's weeb central days, m8
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>>154028959
nice try kidd....
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>>154028250
It's pretty boring.Only good thing is lots of factions and sieges.Every faction has the same troops except some having elites.
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>>154029884
may as well play SoD instead then if you just want lots of factions and fiefs
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>>154030049
If you mean Sword of Damocles with SoD I hate that mod because of the map.
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>>154030136
i do, what's wrong with the map? it's just a big blob
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>>154017673
Gekonewer[/spoiler] and the original GekokujoNew are /mbg/ submods.
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Gekonewer anon if you're here, what was the result of putting your itemkinds file in Native and decompiling it? I want to add formations and change lord names so they work instead of reverting to the old ones when captured, but I really want those new items in the mod.
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>>154030285
Too ugly.I like maps like PoP where they actually care about it.Mods with ship maps are trash for me
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>>154030825
one of the most unimportant parts of a mod
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>>154029146

i don't think so
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>>154030614
The module_items.py decompiled but when I tried to compile I got syntax errors. I found out wa causing those, an item had a ")" in it's name thanks chink assets. So I removed the ")" and it gave me normal "wont compile" errors. I never bothered after that.

I did manage to get the new races to actually be female instead of (Male) but remembered I don't care about playing a girl or the people that play girls and never bothered to implement them.
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>>154030885
Yeah I know but I don't like travelling around in a big ugly square
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>>154030049
The assets in SoD make me vomit. Mod authors really need some quality control when it comes to the models they use. ACOK actually did something right in that regard.
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>>154027639
Memeing aside is red wars even any good? Kinda interested even if it is ded mod.
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>>154030918
All of the original /a/ fags and weebs left either when 4chin took off or when the faggotgate shit went down and migrated to all of the various subchans out there, this place is now like babby's first introduction to edgy internet forums
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>>154031107
yeah they're pretty awful, i just like the amount of factions and fiefs
i'm planning on fucking around with it but i haven't got around to it yet
the factions are abysmally uncreative as well, native faction ripoffs
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>>154031107
SoD was my favorite mod for Mount & Blade along with 1866 but the Warband version of SoD was never really finished.
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>>154031124
It's buggy as hell but fun with some roleplaying.Like I said though really really buggy.
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>>154031324
how different was the original from the warband version anyway
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>>154031182
That's an outright lie. LoN and Blackstar on /a/ have been here since the early days.
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293th for being faithful to your lady in Dickplomacy.
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>>154033198
>everyone knows waifu is your favorite female character
t. newfag maximus
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Should I start a new game in ACOCK, 1257 or Gekokujo?
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Is a .54 floris save compatible with floris .55?
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>>154034376
>floris
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>>154018754
>>154019734

Didn't care for VC, But I'll look for some of the mods that Anon made the upstab patches for, thanks.

But just to be sure, and this is speaking of Vanilla, but Spears are just worthless over other units, maybe unless their cavalry?
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>>154034838
How did I know that I wouldn't get an answer and that someone would just greentext floris?
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>>154035038
spears are shit in vanilla but it's incredibly easy to add upstab to almost any mod
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why the fuck are khergits such a cancer in dickplomacy? I don't have a problem beating them, the problem is that every single fight against them takes over 15 minutes of trying to catch fucking coursers who are running in circles.

I always deactivate the diplomacy damage-makes-horses-slow thing, does it affect AI? does it make the khergits less annoying?
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>>154035140
What did you expect, you're playing and asking questions about >floris
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>>154035419
>the problem is that every single fight against them takes over 15 minutes of trying to catch fucking coursers who are running in circles
If the AI actually knew how to withdraw troops it'd be a thousand times worse
Welcome to the frustration of fighting horse archers who aren't halfwits.
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>>154035191
>spears
+you a quick nigga
+LONG FUCKING RANGE. You spearing other niggas before they can reach you
+sheeit nigga your're invincible while mounted. Seriously, nerf that shit
+can attack enemies safe behind yo' niggas shields, gangsta as fuck
-swords ain't actually for pussies
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>>154035658
>-swords ain't actually for pussies
They're pretty much strictly inferior with upstab since upstab can hit people who are basically on top of you and it's not significantly slower than swords.
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>>154035419
Welcome to the motherfucking 13th century, anon.
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>>154035419
*rides circles around you*
*shoots you*
*leaves when you get close*
*starts riding circles again*
Seriously though, if there wasn't such a thing as an edge of the map and they actually carried the 100+ arrows they carried historically in saddlebags you'd be looking at 10-1 casualty ratios every battle.
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>>154035558
That maybe instead of memeing about like a faggot, someone would just give me a straight answer for once? Youre right its a lost cause. I've been playing floris and in that time I've read like 60 identical posts and not one of them has made me stop enjoying floris.
It's literally a meme to hate on it
>muh troop trees
>muh bandit lords
>muh dickplomacy masturbation sessions

Your opinions have been noted. Over and over again. I'm still gonna keep playing floris. Shame I can't get a straight answer so I guess I just have to try it out and hope for the best
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>>154035740
Shield+sword= close range killing machine.
Shield+spear= oh shit nigga what are you doing.
Poleaxes>Swords>spears.
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>>154035960
Oh shit nigger are you ok?
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How do you join a crusade group in 1257? There's no option when I ask the grandmasters.
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>>154036093
Shield + Spear = haha formations faggot
Poleaxes = eat my arrows
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>>154036213
I think you have to ask the Pope directly and if you're a vassal you need to ask your faction leader for permission.
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Will I be able to dual wield shields in Bonerlord?
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>>154036213
Ask one of the Crusader States lords if you can enlist in his army. If you are a vassal for another kingdom (has to be Catholic) you can ask your liege for leave to join the crusades which works the same way except that you temporarily lose the income from your fiefs.
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>>154036231
Shield+sword= get inside spear formation and wreck shit
>Spear+shield= Uh oh.
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>>154035960
why the fuck do you care that much about posts like that
>>154035419
>why do horse archers act like horse archers?!
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>>154036356
You can probably mod it in so there'll probably be mods for that along with other shit within a year.

>>154036432
>get inside spear formation
Yeah just like you can just get inside pike formations right
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>>154036487
>Yeah just like you can just get inside pike formations right
Shield up with other shieldbros and walk forward.
In real life you'd get wrecked, but in warband this works everytime. Don't even need formation if you're good.
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Any kind nigga could post a link to newest Viking Conquest update?
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>>154036601
>in warband this works everytime
It literally doesn't if the other guy has upstab, you get just absolutely decimated and if they have archers you're even more fucked because you're often stuck far enough from their own side that they can shoot from behind and elevation without hitting their own dudes.
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>>154036617
Buy the game, Tyrone.
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>>154036454
>Why do you care

Because without fault, that's the only response I ever get when trying to ask a question about floris. Might as well add "not allowed to talk about floris without autists ruining your conversation" in the OP of every thread so people stop getting the impression that they might be able to have a conversation that isn't about 1257, geko, or dickplomacy

Fucking hivemind in here is goddamn frustrating, yes I'm mad.
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>>154036795
>floris
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>>154036773
15euro for a mod, no ty senpai
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>>154036617
fuck off Rabbi
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>>154036795
>people only talk about 1257, geko, or dickplomacy here
how new are you
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>>154036981
It's objectively better than dickplomacy and you'd know that if you pulled your hand out of your pants for two seconds
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>>154037160
lmao @ floris 1 ladder sieges and shitty shader
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>>154037082
Been here for 3 years. It's those three mods and nothing else. Occasionally native but that's it.
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>>154037160
Stop shilling your mod
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>>154037320
>it's those three mods and nothing else
>even though one came out about a month ago
i agree with you about this dickplomacy shit though
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>>154037320
We were just talking about Sword of Damocles earlier in this thread. And there's often some discussion about TLD or PooP. I also see lots VC and Caribbean talk here sometimes.
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>>154037282
floris has 3-ladder sieges you mong, you don't even have your hivemind mentality sorted

>>154037325
overwatchtumblrdrawing.jpg

go back
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>>154037320
>Been here for 3 years. It's those three mods and nothing else
>what is Warwolf / Warphilia
>what is that one ASoFaI (?) player
>what is that one PoPfag
>what is Warsword
>what is Caribbean
>what is VC
>what is SoD
>what is that Brytenwalafag
You haven't even been here for three months because those were mentioned in that time off the top of my head.

>>154037456
>go back
To where?
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>>154036617

Is viking conquest any good?
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Who /khergit/ here
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>>154037435
oh how could I forget about PooP, yes of course that too.

TLD/Caribbean/VC are mentioned with passing interest, 9/10 times its someone asking if VC is worth buying. No actual discussion though
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Is there a mod that adds more quests to the game?

It's a shame that they made all these unique villages but there are no significant battles that happen in them
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>>154037556
yeah, get it on sale
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>>154037556
WHERE'S SVEN
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>>154037595
There's rarely any discussion about Geko, 1257 or Dickplomacy either. The limit of dickplomacy discussion is usually 'dude what is dickplomacy'
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>>154037160
>Adding a bunch of dumb shit to Native makes it better
Why add hundreds of shitty items that look like they were modeled by a 5 year old? Why change the banners that were perfectly fine before? Why change faction names for no reason? Why make Khergit towns look like Chinese towns on the world map but then you enter them and all the buildings are made of sand? There's so much pointless shit in Floris, it's the definition of the "Native + some stuff I added :)" type mod.
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>>154037595
for example:

>>154037556
>>154037643

this is the limit to VC discussion, never expands beyond "should I buy it?/yes you should!!11"

Sure there are various small mods that are occasionally mentioned but this thread is dominated by certain mods and others are unanimously blacklisted from conversation for no reason.
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>>154037734
>lists a bunch of random bullshit that doesn't matter

O K
K
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>>154037768
the fuck are you talking about, plenty of people have talked about their VC games before
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>>154037768
>Sure there are various small mods that are occasionally mentioned but this thread is dominated by certain mods and others are unanimously blacklisted from conversation for no reason.
There's no mods that are "blacklisted". Just because lots of people don't like Floris doesn't mean you can't talk about it, but good luck finding someone who likes it enough to talk about it with you. You should hit up the M&B subreddit, I heard Floris is popular there.
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>>154037768
You sound like that one Sakurafag in /nsunsg/
'Blacklisted' mods are only blacklisted because most of the thread genuinely dislikes it. 'Dominant' mods are generally considered quality mods that are enjoyable and much-played therefore making it easy to discuss and post screenshots of those mods.
VC games have been discussed commonly as have playthroughs and events of many other mods. Warwolf had about a month of 'this is the greatest mod', etc.
People disagree with your taste. Deal with it.
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>>154037885
Not an argument.
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>>154037885
>that doesn't matter
To you.
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>>154036739
>It literally doesn't if the other guy has upstab,
Git
Gud
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>>154038220
>git gud
Oh wait are you saying as in the player using sword against the AI using spears?
It doesn't matter what weapons you use for the most part, you can easily pull off the reverse.
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>post >floris
>florisfaggots start sperging the fuck out
like pottery
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what did they mean by this
https://twitter.com/Mount_and_Blade/status/773255093252661249?p=v
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>>154038428
F A S T
A
S
T
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>>154037579
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>>154038428
>tfw I can't ctrl + space irl until bannerlord is released
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>>154037964
>There's no mods that are "blacklisted". Just because lots of people don't like Floris doesn't mean you can't talk about it

that's exactly what it means. I've had responses before, occasionally people that also play will give their 2 cents, but overwhelmingly the opposite happens. Someone types out those 6 letters and without fault, you get ">floris/reaction image" responses for days, might as well be labeled "free (you)s" judging by the consistency of this hivemind.

It's literally the only mod on /mbg/ where you simply aren't allowed to discuss it. Any floris discussion immediately devolves into you faggots dismissing it outright and poisoning all conversation with your gang mentality of disapproval.

>>154037998
>people disagree with your taste

oh shut the fuck up. don't simplify this into that because it's not that. If it was just that, you'd ignore floris posts. That's the proper, mature way to handle a "difference of taste." No, you gave up that high horse when you decided to get into the mud and start throwing shit at a mod you don't like EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. it is posted. It's adorable that you're trying to play this off as a simple difference of opinion, you've gone full-fascist and are acting like your hivemind is a normal environment for discussion when it's clearly not.

>>154038078
>>154038213
never affected my gameplay experience in the slightest.


You can't have your cake and eat it too. Either ignore people that post about floris, and truly prove that it's merely an innocent "difference of opinion," or keep posting ">floris" every single time like a broken record and prove to everyone that you're hugbox mentality is reddit incarnate.
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>>154038334
Players using shields and spears just won't kill you.
Even if they have upstab they can use only two moves against you. That's just too easy to block. And their mobility is greatly reduced because they move as a unit and using shields. Their spears are also no good inside a building or at a very close range.
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>>154038653
>but overwhelmingly the opposite happens. Someone types out those 6 letters and without fault, you get ">floris/reaction image" responses for days, might as well be labeled "free (you)s" judging by the consistency of this hivemind.
do you really think it's an overwhelming majority and not the same 2 or 3 people
you know there's one incredibly pathetic shitposter here right, who posts the same shit every thread?
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>>154038653
>floris
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>>154038653
>" No, you gave up that high horse when you decided to get into the mud and start throwing shit at a mod you don't like EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. it is posted. It's adorable that you're trying to play this off as a simple difference of opinion, you've gone full-fascist and are acting like your hivemind is a normal environment for discussion when it's clearly not.
I have never shat on Floris or even mentioned it in a post because I have no interest in it, but you really need to stop being so thin-skinned, any boar on 4chan can and will shit on you if we feel like it. This isn't fucking tumblr, your feelings are not relevant.
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>>154038653
you make it sound like there's a bunch of victimized floris fans in /mbg/ who are being silenced by the mean anti-floris bullies but the truth is most people here either dislike it or don't play it
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>>154038693
>Players using shields and spears just won't kill you.
that's completely untrue, i've landed a number of kills in native MP with spear and shield
>Even if they have upstab they can use only two moves against you. That's just too easy to block.
that's definitely not true considering how viable bayonets are in NW
is that partly because of bad item balance? sure they do 45p and are faster than other polearms, but they're still only limited to two directions rather than four and you can get a shitload of kills with em
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>>154038653
There's like one dude who writes >floris to get a rise out of imbeciles like yourself.
The rest of us simply don't give a shit. There's like maybe one other Floris fan in /mbg/ besides yourself if you aren't just completely alone.
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>ask simple save compatibility question about a mod
>50 posts later it's a gigantic discussion where everyone who is anyone posts their big paragraph opinion about how they feel about floris and it's position in the hierarchy of /mbg/ discussion

only with floris does this happen. Could have easily just responded with "yes/no" but instead floris is once again on the chopping block of public opinion.

No other mod has to constantly be justified JUST so you can ask a goddamn question about it.
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>>154039174
nobody knows the answer to the save compatibility question because almost nobody here is playing floris
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>>154039174
you would've said the same thing a year ago about PoP
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>>154039174
>No other mod has to constantly be justified JUST so you can ask a goddamn question about it.
Because you sperged the fuck out over a baiter. Nobody actually cares about Floris enough to answer your question which is why you aren't getting an answer, but people know that you, being a fucking idiot who's been biting bait for the past fortnight or so consistently, will explode in rage over a one-word greentext.
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>>154039287
>>154039296
in any other situation, my post would have no responses. Nobody plays floris, then nobody should respond to floris posts.

Instead, we're here. 50 posts later. Doing the same thing that happens every single time floris is mentioned.

>>154039326
>create an fascist environment that censors opinions via hivemind mentality
>it's just banter m8 just trolling m8 chill out m8 it's really just your responses that cause this problem

except I witnessed it happen when I wasn't even a part of it so your entire argument is wrong.
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>>154039056
Bad players go down easily, especially if you go in groups against them. Even many good players they're used just to 1 vs 1 and get wrecked when 2 dudes come at them.
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>>154039479
>except I witnessed it happen when I wasn't even a part of it so your entire argument is wrong.
It isn't wrong, because the fact of the matter is that nobody has interest in, and therefore nobody has detailed knowledge on, Floris. Observe how your original post was only answered by one dude's baiting greentext and how you're getting shittons of (you)s only after you unironically accused the thread of fascism and bullying the poor oppressed Florisfags.
You're baiting me right now, I hope, because right now you're very close to being furry-tier in terms of 'its me against the world'.
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>>154039598
that doesn't change the fact two directions is more than enough for a weapon to be viable
which is why upstab should really be in native, so spears aren't just long maces you smack people about with which ends up being more effective than stabbing them
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>>154039479
>Nobody plays floris, then nobody should respond to floris posts
you are such a fag. who is trying to censor opinions exactly? if someone wants to shit on floris you can't stop them because your feelings are hurt
>create an fascist environment that censors opinions via hivemind mentality
victim complex in full force right here, nobody is censoring your dumb opinions just because they disagree with them and make it vocal with a post. you are still allowed to like floris and post about it and others are allowed to shit on it, this is the way of 4chan.

everyone who likes floris reply to this post I promise not to censor you or be a mean fascist bully
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>>154039771
>that doesn't change the fact two directions is more than enough for a weapon to be viable
Hell, even people with pikes or spear+shield with no upstab actually get plenty of melee kills online.
It's true, though. Upstab for Bannerlord when?
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>>154039771
>>154039926
>>154039056
>>154038693
>not using a spear with a sword as a backup weapon
top pleb
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>>154039926
doesn't the pike still have overhead in native? i can't remember
but if upstab isn't in bannerlord i'll try and add it
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>>154039479
>create an fascist environment that censors opinions via hivemind mentality
According to you any group with at least one widely held opinion is now fascism and hivemind mentality.
There's no fucking rule saying we can't shit on you if we so please, "Free Speech" doesn't mean "free as long as it doesn't hurt my fee-fees", it means "you can say what you mean and I will do the same".
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>>154039767
I guarantee you that if floris didn't press the automated fascism button on your collective foreheads every time it was mentioned, there would be plenty of floris discussion going on. Those people that post about floris and are viciously attacked for it probably end up leaving, meaning a fanbase for the mod is never allowed to foster because of the hostile attitudes toward it around here.

I see sporatic floris posts all the time, and if they weren't singled out and attacked in a way that no other mod ever has been, then it'd be talked about just as much as any other mod on here.

You people are fascinating. You legitimately think that your hivemind has no affect. It's adorable.

>>154039897
you're putting just as much effort into this conversation that I am. Either you have nothing better to do because you life is empty, or you care-to some degree- about your opinion being projected and your thoughts being heard.

Therefore, you cant go for the classic argument cliche of claiming your opponent is too emotionally invested, because you're just as invested. You people care so much about letting everyone know how you feel about floris that you feel obligated to shit on it as a way of "cleaning" your environment of bad opinions. The implications stated here that floris is somehow a "reddit" mod proves that point decisively. You care deeply about removing floris discussion from this thread, otherwise you wouldn't put so much effort into shitting on it every. single. time. it is mentioned.
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>>154040084
>using a spear with a sword as a backup weapon
But that's what I do.
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>>154040308
Top tier choice, then
Good on you, anon.
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>>154040084
of course i use spears
someone asked a few thread(s?) ago about upstab for TLD, i just remembered i did it a few months ago
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>>154040439
LEWD
EWD
WD
D
Hot anims.
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>>154040250
>I guarantee you that if floris didn't press the automated fascism button on your collective foreheads every time it was mentioned, there would be plenty of floris discussion going on. Those people that post about floris and are viciously attacked for it probably end up leaving, meaning a fanbase for the mod is never allowed to foster because of the hostile attitudes toward it around here.
I have literally never responded to initial Floris posts because I have never played it enough to give any sort of detailed response to questions.
You claim that we press the automatic fascism button, but how the fuck did it even start if there's so many floris fans?
>viciously attacked
Like how, a single word of greentext? Holy shit, that is just VICIOUS.
>singled out
Perhaps because most of the thread legitimately believes it to be garbage and there's one or two guys who get their jollies out of you sperging the fuck out?
>effort...
That's a non-issue. While I'm not him, clearly you're too mad to understand his post. You can certainly shit on him for ''oppressing'' floris, but he can shit on Floris as well. Welcome to 4chan - your feelings are worth less than a wombat's fart.
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>there are people in this general that unironically play >floris
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the fucking mega link for the dickplomacy update isnt working
just this dumb shit
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>>154037579
KHERGIT PRIDE,
CALRADIA WIDE.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=el93MIxAf-c
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>>154040250
>I guarantee you that if floris didn't press the automated fascism button on your collective foreheads every time it was mentioned, there would be plenty of floris discussion going on
when will the hundreds (millions?) of oppressed florisfags on /mbg/ rise up and throw off this meanie anti-floris regime

>The implications stated here that floris is somehow a "reddit" mod proves that point decisively
It got voted as reddit's favorite mod in a reddit poll, that's why people say that btw

for real /mbg/ if you like floris and think it's good reply to this post I will NOT hurt your feelings or call you gay or anything just say you like floris so this guy isn't all alone seriously feel bad for him right now, even if you don't like floris say you like floris anyway so the floris guys come out (where are they all hiding?)
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>>154040250
What exactly are you angry about? You can certainly talk about Floris and nobody will stop people from responding to you, but you also cannot stop the thread from shitting on you, because that's the nature of not being censored. Neither you nor the rest of the thread is censored.
Fuck off, you're shitting up the thread something mighty
Take your own advice and ignore the greentext.
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>>154040439
The big question is, Why wasn't Upstab incorporated into the base game?
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>>154040985
Apparently it looks stupid.
Frank said he'd tell the dev team a good chink of players wanted it though last time he showed up here.
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>>154041103
The gall they have to say it looks stupid when plenty on animations in Vanilla look retarded.
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>>154041103
>Frank lurks here.
Nice.
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>>154041203
There's at least a passing chance it'll be in Bannerlord now at least.
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>>154037282
Floris has 3 ladder sieges you fucking mong
>>154040620
>like how

Oh idk, maybe the choir of hate that inevitably follows every floris conversation. You act like those 7 characters are all that matters. This reminds me of the DEI and Radious hate on /twg/

Every community feels the need to have a collective toilet seat to shit on, to the point where any actual discussion is lost before the conversation even starts. Even when I agree, like in the radious situation, I still realize how cancerous it is to collectively hate on something and neuter conversation about it. The radious fags and floris fags should simply be ignored but instead is blown up into epic proportions that were never necessary.

It's not about my feelings so please, stop with that cliche argument because the Internet has collectively had enough of that deflection for one century. I weep for the state of discussion on /mbg/, that it's fallen into the same hivemind shitfest that other generals are swarmed with. It's a damn shame.
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>>154041236
If anything, Some kind modder will put it in.

Bless you mod folk, I can't wrap my head around that kind of shit.
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>>154040985
it was added later on to warband (1.154 iirc) and they didn't retroactively add it, i don't know why
number of strange things they didn't do in vanilla that are in other mods, for example crouching and the formation system from WFAS aren't activated by default for some reason, and there's a number of assets in the commonres files that would've fit perfectly in the game but they never implemented them
proper warband assets too, not original M&B ones
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>>154041287
>maybe the choir of hate that inevitably follows every floris conversation
Which is completely irrelevant. I've managed to have good discussion about EU4 on /gsg/ for fuck's sake.
Radious is legitimately considered by most of /twg/ to be poorly made and completely unbalanced and bland for the sake of having 100000 units but his old work is remembered fondly.
Floris is disliked by most of the thread and you will deal with it or simply ignore it. The nonextant choir of hate is just that, nonextant. You are venting your frustration over nobody answering your questions and there being no other Floris fans here. Seeing as reddit literally and unironically DOES discuss that mod from what I've heard here, why don't you unironically go to reddit if only for that one mod? Of course you need not mention it here, but while I myself have never been to reddit besides for a google link I know (apparently) plenty of people browse both reddit and 4chan.
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>>154041287
nice another guy who likes floris that isn't that other guy (I think)

just trying to get to the bottom of these serious fascism accusation being thrown around so please answer honestly: do you not talk about floris in /mbg/ because the dominant anti-floris alpha male bully fascists are censoring you and calling you a fag and shit or why don't you post about floris? and why didn't you answer that guys floris save compatibility question? you guys should stick together florisfam has to be strong against the oppression help each other out
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>>154041287
>being this angry about literal entry-tier bantz
Were you not here when this was the case for PoP nine months or so ago?
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>>154037579
>you will never try to conquer the world alongsiide the Khan of Khans
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>>154041796
The realization that this is a pattern should concern you, but clearly it doesnt. My issue isn't with any specific mod discussion but rather the very idea of shaming a mod you don't like over and over again. What harm could floris discussion possibly bring? None, and yet it's treated like an STD. People shitting on radious/floris should just ignore it instead, but we all know they wont. You care more about instant trolling gratification than the evolving state of the general itself, don't blame me when it dies.
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>>154042217
Of course it doesn't fucking concern me because unlike you I can ignore the memers to discuss my shit anyway
Assuming that literally nobody discusses it on 4chan, I can go to other sites to discuss those mods
You are not the center of the world if people fucking feel like memeing on you you don't get to pretend to be the meme police.
Welcome to 4chan enjoy your stay.
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>>154042217
when meanies are being big jerks about floris and saying bully-words at you, you should just keep talking about floris anyway stick it to the man right
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>>154042217
i don't know why you're so concerned about a mod that you didn't even make
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>>154042435
>It's a "we're all virgin meanies here welcome to 4chan!" episode

Hello post-2007 4chan, who are we epic 1337 raiding today? :DD
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>>154042217
You have now dropped all semblance of any stance besides 'people are mean and they shouldn't be mean to me'. People will be assholes if they so please. People will be kind, if they so please. People will answer you if they so please. People will answer with a "choir of hate" if they so please.
You cannot affect them, and if you require a safe space I recommend you get >>>/out/.
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Who is the best companion and why is he Lezalit?
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>>154042217

>Being this upset
>About a mod
>On 4chan

Why do you feel a personal investment?
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>>154042756
>responding

Why do you have a personal investment in this conversation?
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>>154042683
>pretending to be an oldfag
2006 4chan was even worse than it is today because it was literally full of people there to meme. Discussion happened but people did shit on you if they felt like it and they did so proudly. epic 1337 raiding on /b/ predates 2007, it's been around for as long as I can remember.
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>>154042942

Why are you deflecting?
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didn't wanna but i'ma ask again, any way to disable health loss from sparring in dickplo?
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>>154042683
>le epic spongebob meme
Not an argument.
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>>154043012
why can't you recognize the hypocrisy in your position? Why doesn't anyone ever realize the hypocrisy in the "lol u care so much" argument?

>>154042987
>/b/

go back
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>>154043379
i hope you know by sperging out you just made the anti floris facism regime worse because they're going to take the piss whenever anyone mentions floris right
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anti-floris fascist/bullies GET OUT. /mbg/ is a Floris Friends Safe Space Play Pen™. floris hate speech is NOT free speech and mods should delete any mean things or rude posts about floris.
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>it's an anime reaction images episode

Is there a mod for geko that allows you to play as godzilla?
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>>154043379
>go back
My first board was /a/ in case you haven't guessed. I love how you immediately stopped pretending to be an oldfag though.
At any rate, 'epic 1337 raiding' is a (former) trademark of /b/. If you didn't even know that then I don't know what to say.
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>>154043543
>they're going to take the piss whenever anyone mentions floris right

wow, clearly much has changed from the status quo 30 minutes ago

>>154043562
>he's pretending not to be a /b/tard

it's ok I believe you
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>>154043561
Sorry about that
Have a Christ-chan.

>play as godzilla
How would that even work with M&B

>>154043379
See >>154043543. You really should've just ignored the random greentext instead of sperging into some autistic crusade of justice. There weren't even that many memers, there's like one dude who makes the greentext.
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>>154043689
>wow, clearly much has changed from the status quo 30 minutes ago
well yes because they aren't just going to meme arrow floris
they're going to call you the FIDF and shitpost about related stuff see >>154043553
so congrats on making your """oppression""" worse
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>>154043689
My first board was /a/, I've certainly been to /b/ afterwards.
Do you want me to actually go full old /b/ on you, I'm fairly confident I can pull it off.
Stop pretending to have some retarded moral high ground or whatever is going on right now. I don't even know if you're baiting right now, because if you are you be mighty impressive.
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>I can't combine prettier M&B females+dickplomacy

There has to be a way...
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>>154043689
autism
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>>154044028
Which prettier are we talking about? I'm pretty sure prettier females is one of the content options.
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>>154043735
literally nothing has changed. If I had never posted anything the floris hate would have been the same regardless.

I love how everyone has their own "why I hate floris" speech ready at a moment's notice. Meanwhile they masturbate to a native+ mod with less features that matter.

>>154043859
why are you quoting oppression? That word was never used in my posts. It's actually your own summary of what I've said, so it should be in memearrows instead. I realize that you're trying to align me with the reddit boogyman but you should really lrn24chan first.

>>154044038
posted from my dickplomacy brothel while masturbating
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I love floris it's my favorite mod for mountain blade when somebody post ">fl*ris" (can't even type it without crying) I literally cut my wrists with a razor. my heart bleeds for the cool and nice floris posters in /mbg/ being bullied down by the big strong anti-floris poster meanie fascist bully jerks oppressors and silencers of good floris posts. sometimes I almost try to post about floris but when I think of the mean things the bad floris-bulliers will say my hands start shaking and I delete everything I typed.
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>>154044262
>he believes that he's the troll
>he doesn't know
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>>154044217
>literally nothing has changed. If I had never posted anything the floris hate would have been the same regardless.
The Floris hate you're talking about literally never existed. It's one or at most two people who used the greentext, the rest of us did indeed ignore it.
Congrats for starting the fire and making Floris the equivalent of Radious, because we already have a miniature pasta appearing here >>154044262
>implying you aren't the greentextfag
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>>154044217
>I realize that you're trying to align me with the reddit boogyman
the fuck are you talking about
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>>154044440

>>154044262
>cut my wrists
>heart bleeds
>bullied
>meanie fascist bully jerks oppressors


clearly there's no attempt at an SJW comparison here.
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>>154044217
>>I love how everyone has their own "why I hate floris" speech ready at a moment's notice.
Actually I invested time and energy into writing my posts, I'd appreciate it if you didn't reduce it to being some ready-made speech.

>less features that matter.
An opinion and one that most of the thread evidently disagrees with.

>>153971168
'tis reddit afraid he's been caught out.
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>>154044576
I'm convinced that you'd enjoy a mod that consisted solely of a single poorly-textured room with about 10 lines of dialogue and poorly-animated sex.

"10/10 would masturbate again"
~/mbg/
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>>154044556
i told you people were going to take the piss
someone's taking the piss because of you sperging out
how can you lack this much self awareness
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>>154044576
Wow how the fuck did I quote OP, is there some hotkey I'm not aware of
Goddamn, obviously for >>154044440

>>154044556
Shit lifted from your pots:
>create an fascist environment that censors opinions via hivemind mentality
>, you've gone full-fascist
>others are unanimously blacklisted from conversation for no reason.
If you literally use 'fascist' unironically then you should prepare for meme trouble and make it double.

>>154044704
>I haven't played the mod or even read the thread to pick up on its features
10/10 would eat bait again
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So, how do I get Ladies in the brothel?
All I can get are common girls, and even then, it seems as though I can only get them by assaulting farmers.
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>>154044731
omg it's so different than floris discussion before! Clearly I'm responsible for people "taking a piss" despite previous arguments admitting the fact that this just happens no matter what and I should deal with it.

So which is it? I'm the cause of the problem or the problem is just normal everyday /mbg/? I hope you realize that logically, you can only pick one.
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>>154044075

The one that makes them look like lolis
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wtf i just got here from the mount and balde subreddit (floris is my favorite mod if you want to kno) and you guys like a mod with SEXa and RAPE WTF!!!! my moms say those things are bad don't play that mod OKAY? play my fav mod (floris) it has nice things like changing the vaegirs name to principality of vaegir (cool feature) and has lots of good items i made when i was learning how to use blender for my deviantart submissions
don't cesnor me fascist i'll call the cops
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>>154044840
You have to capture them don't you? For all the fun I'm having memeing on the florisfag, I haven't actually played Dickplomacy
If it uses Warphilia / Warwolf's system you have to talk to them while they're in prison.

>>154044907
>being THIS angry
I've never seen Floris garner a fucking anti-fascism and internet bullying pasta so yeah you defo made it worse m88888
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>>154044907
>Clearly I'm responsible for people "taking a piss"
are you american
>or the problem is just normal everyday /mbg/?
we normally don't get people who go autistic about a mod they didn't make because somebody meme arrow'd a word
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>>154045019
>he doesn't realize it's a false-flag floris poster trolling

we did it squidward! we saved the city!
>meanwhile /mbg/ burns
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>>154044907
>"taking a piss"
>not knowing what 'taking the piss' means
How new can you be
Do you know what t. Alberto Barbosa entails?

>>154045157
I guessed as much to be honest.
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>>154045234
>I guessed as much
>took the bait and ruined the thread regardless

good job
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>>154045234
>>154045127
>>154045019
>this deflection

I guess it's difficult to put effort into posts when you only have one hand on the keyboard
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>>154045295
I was only sure he was baiting with the last post since nobody could know about Radious but not know about taking the piss.
Before that it was a toss up whether or not he was legitimately retarded.
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>>154045412
i've got both on the keyboard, i'm playing KF2
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>>154044075

Sadly it's not, the one I'm talking about had a whole bunch of resources/textures that I had to drop in and I can't figure out how to make it so that the menus.txt doesn't get fucked up, and yeah it makes them look like lolis.
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>>154045412
>he just doesn't stop

>>154045517
Gaolu you mean?
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>>154043896
>Stop pretending to have some retarded moral high ground or whatever is going on right now. I
It's over, Anakin!
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>>154045641
*teleports above you*
*uses the Force to move you down*
I am growing stronger.
what the hell is that movie supposed to be about
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hey guys is there anywhere I can find an anal vibrator for cheap? I want to enjoy dickplomacy at it's maximum potential but I can't simultaneously stimulate my asshole and 3 inch penis while also playing the game.

suggestions are welcome
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ITT: 10/10 troll that knew all the pressure points
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>>154045947
>in what game poster gets hotpocketed
>everyone else is untouched
???
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>>154045848
i know lots about dildos and vibrator ass-play let me help you out
https://www.amazon.ca/Lover-Fire-Waterproof-Ultra-quiet-Vibration/dp/B00Y9JVHNC/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1473199377&sr=8-1&keywords=vibrator
https://www.amazon.ca/Rechargeable-Function-Silicone-Waterproof-Vibrator/dp/B0160EN2HC/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1473199377&sr=8-2&keywords=vibrator
https://www.amazon.ca/Durex-Delight-Vibrating-Quivering-Stimulation/dp/B00BMDLKYY/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1473199377&sr=8-3&keywords=vibrator
i own all these and use them everyday btw my favorite mod is floris
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>>154046004
hurr
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>>154046192
durr

>>154045848
>anal
>having a dick
>implying
Dick or GTFO we're all girls here
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>>154046004
>implying it isn't real
now we have another reason why floris is bad, everyone who plays it gets turned into a sperging autist!
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Has the general being high jacked? Are we getting raided by idiots? We're getting raided right? Please tell me this isn't the real /mbg/
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10/10 quality thread faggots
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>>154046114
>floris

but you can't even rape people in floris. At first I thought, "hey, this mod has an amazing list of streamlined add-ons that really make the game flow well, but damn I just can't get sexual pleasure out of a mod unless I can rape peasants. Furthermore it adds really big words that I can't read, and despite the fact that it has tiers/unit type descriptions that tell you all you need to know, but these words trigger me."

"0/10 could not rape" ~/mbg/
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CaoCao
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>>154046397
why were the portugese so autistic about their rapier and dagger
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>>154046290
>>154046192
>>154046265
>it's a "I took the bait but now I'm going to act like I knew all along!" episode
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What is happening in this thread
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>>154046397
Portuguese at war were pretty based.
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>>154046610
>not understanding a joke
american detected
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>>154046610
jus bredending xdddd
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>>154046460
WTF!! you are an rapist irl or somethign?? anybody who use optional patch to put rape and ilegal sex stuff in dic*plomacy be arrested for rapping and child porn1!!
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>>154046724
No I'm just a slut who likes getting raped
It only happened three times so far though.
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Is there a reason why in most mods every lords always love their King?
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>>154046703
you know I don't even play floris, right?

I do the same thing on /twg/ with radious/darthmod/DEI, whatever gets a response. I once had them raging about DEI for like a month straight
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>>154045593

I guess so? The only option in Dickplomacy that's bearable is Corprus and that's the one I've been using.
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>>154046823
Griffith?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8kgv1SCJ00
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>>154047054
No, just a grill

>>154047014
Oh was that you? Wow fuck off.
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>>154047014
I've responded to you once tb h, I don't really care if you're pretending to be retarded on an anime imageboard
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>>154047156
What is she smug about
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>>154047404
they wanted the white dolls, her sister started crying
breddy funny
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>>154047476
this is somehow even more autistic
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>>154047476
wow are you the best troll on earth like do you work for 4chan or how do you troll so good?
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>>154047476
>I also pretended to be mad about formation attack in R2, which led to the "TINY ROMANS" meme
But that was me.

Also this is full fucking autism, seriously. This is legitimately >>>/b/ material.
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why is floris bad
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>mfw we have a Grandi tier shitposter among us and he ISN'T a bogeyman like he is in /gsg/
Absolutely eric.
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>>154047784
>almost as autistic as the anime reaction image storm that I masterfully baited out of you.
i don't have any reaction images
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>>154047754
It turns out that shoving every OSP script and item you can find into Native doesn't make a good mod.
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>>154047784
I can feel your autism like a sweaty pedophile breathing down my neck
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>>154047920
>I don't have any reaction images

wow bro maybe you should goback2rebbit and get some reaction images first

>>154048050
Do you usually get this mad after being tricked?
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>>154031749
Original didn't have any new factions but It was one of the few (only?) mods that let you start your own faction/kingdom
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>>154048031
OSP?
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>>154048167
was the map any different? i wonder why they did all that shit in the warband version then
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>>154036981
I'd put her to work in my bathhouse. If you know what I mean.
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>>154048220
Open Source Project. Floris is essentially every OSP item and script posted on the taleworlds forum merged into Native.
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>>154048252
No same map. The new factions were only implemented as the Player Faction troops. So only the play would get to use them.
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Co-op.
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https://www.taleworlds.com/en/Games/Bannerlord/Blog/17

NEW BLOG!!!
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>>154048576
oh I see, thanks
Should I focus more on archery or throwing weapons if I'm mostly going to be axeing the shit out of people?
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>>154048796
throwing axes
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Am I missing something with ACOK? The world seems so boring and empty. I just can't get motivated to keep playing, and because of it I feel like I'm not doing something right.
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>>154048865
shit I haven't even seen those in 1257. Would I need to go north? I figure the danes would have them
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>none of my battle commands go through
>my companions just follow the automatic "form one, form two rows" in the beginning of the battle

What's going on?
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>>154048581
oh so you chose the faction archetype you wanted your troops to be
i guess that makes a bit more sense as to why the SoD extra factions are so uninspired, but it still feels sort of crap, especially aden and the villanese who are literally swadia and rhodoks but with bows respectively
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>>154048995
oh 1257. I don't think there are throwing axes in 1257, at least I've never seen them.
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>>154048952
Play any warband mod with brainybots 90% block chance.
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>>154049176
cool CSS
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>>154048995
there's throwing axes in reg 1257 around the baltic area and there's a francisca in modded you can get from norse/baltic areas
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>>154049176
Wut. That was not my image.
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What happened to this thread?
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>>154049494
we just let off some shitposting steam but things are getting back to business as usual now
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>>154049494
>TFW No mod where you can go Vlad the impala on the prisoners so invading armies learn to not fuck with you.
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>>154049271
Are they just much better than javelins?
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>>154049779
which version are you playing
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>>154049494
>>154049730
dickplomacy anon I am making a formal request that you add prisoner impalement in the next update ty
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>>154049906
You are a god among men, anon
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Do you think that modders will be able to make better non-human/fantastical creatures in bannerlord? Thinking about potential fantasy mods and maybe camel/elephant mounts as well
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>>154051040
yes because we're going to get better skeleton support for new creatures it looks like
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>>154051040
depends how good the tools are. the footage of the modding tools they've shown only have scene creation but hopefully there's more to it than just that.
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>>154051040
CoMM did this already.
You have snek girls that petrify, beholders that behold, cyclops that are giant killing machines, titans that are three times as big as a cyclops and vampires that turn into bats or liches that resurrect skeletons.
It's very likely,

Bannerlord could be the best game ever to make a dark fantasy Conan mod, with dungeons, monsters and big battles.
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>>154037320
you aint been here for 3 weeks reddit sperg do us all a favor and kys literally nobody here wants to read your cancer posts
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>>154027164
I see you've managed to find that thread on /his/, well done
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>>154049730
>Vlad the impala
??
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>>154052029
Those are some sexy blades. I can't wait to make a custom longsword in Bannerlord.

Since years in Bannerlord will go on much more quickly, and we've been told that we will have the ability to kill lords, is it possible that noble houses will pass their swords down from father to son?
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>>154052650
>>
What's the best enterprise setup? Weavery and dyeworks in every town except Jelkala?
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>>154052979
>Weavery and dyeworks in every town except Jelkala?
And suno.
And veluca
And actually a good number of towns
Just try each time to see what would be best.
Its like you're judged by APM in enterprise management, don't rush
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>>154052829
Here is a interesting one. Two blades crafted so that they could fit in one scabbard
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>>154054196
So is this for dual-wielding? Must be right?
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>>154054447
Of course! Dual-wielding was a popular form of combat during a war. Open-field combat, a siege, an ambush, you would always see the greatest soldiers using two weapons at once!
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>>154054447
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>>154054647
>>154054738
Well I can't understand why you'd try to fit two weapons in one scabbard otherwise. Plus it's a rapier anyway, not some heavy blade.
Did weapons break commonly enough that you'd carry a spare?
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>>154054196
Here's another funny one
>>154054797
Looks to me its for either showing off or have a spare if you lose your blade or to share it with a ally
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>>154054954
i think these were used a little in the late medieval period by cavalry but that one's dated 19th century
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was there ever a real siege that includes a warrior that uses two handed weapons?
who would throw their lives like that?
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>>154055303
Its a leisure weapon.
To be used in a living room according to its name.
Unrelated but today is the first day I actually got to see both a couteau de brèche and a fauchard in Switzerland
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>>154055374
because the armor does its job, kind of the whole point
2h weapons (which are usually just polearms unless they're 2h swords) are meant to be used by a man who is in enough armor to warrant the loss of a shield, not to mention shields lost favor later into the medieval period
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>>154055374
bows and crossbows require 2 hands :^)
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>>154054797
>Be a XVth Century bandit. Times is hard.
>Find an easy prey in a dark alley.
>There's a young girl, I follow her and get to her.
>She screams, I got the loot.
>I steal her necklace and her fat purse.
>Suddenly, I hear "BY SAINT GEORGE, STEP AWAY?!?!!!1"
>Shaken, I turn around and can barely believe what mine eyes behold.
>I see a fat man with an unkempt beard, wearing a tight surcoat.
>He tips his feathered as he says: "fear not, my lady, for your maidenhood is as safe as mine!"
>He unsheathes his sword from his scabbard.
>It's not just a sword.
>It's TWO fucking swords in a single scabbard.
>He adopts an unusual fighting stance as he swings them around.
>Then he gets all sweaty and tired, but the girl runs away in the confusion.
>My Visage When
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>come home
>look at /mbg/
>floris shitposting
WEW
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>>154049871
1.13
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>>154056024
regular or modded
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>>154055584
1 & 2 : War bolts
3: War and hunt bolt
4: War bolt to pierce armors
5 & 6 : War bolts
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>>154056315
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>>154056106
just regular 1257 I suppose
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>>154056712
axes are viable but javs are gunna be more effective
>>154056695
that axe is mint
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>>154056695
does war pick with additional spike on top exists or did they just have it on a longer polehammer?
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>>154056695
Mace looks fucking brutal
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>>154056942
what, like a thrusting spike? yeah but you see it on warhammers more
though fundamentally they're the same since they have both a hammer and a pick, so those warpicks could also be warhammers
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>>154056695
cont
>>154056942
Surely that must exists somewhere
>>154057037
Didn't caught my attention but dated from the end of the 15th century IIRC
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>>154057161
This shit has to be ornamental surely? The halberd at least?
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>>154057235
maybe, but there's a lot of punched designs in weapons throughout history
halberds became synonymous with guards later on as well
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>>154057235
>The halberd at least?
Indeed.
the other two look legit war proofed
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>>154056774
javs are so much better than western porn though
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>>154057439
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>>154057676
Good taste.
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>>154057737
>>
What the fuck happened here

Is this another PoP shitfest? Holy fuq
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>>154057920
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>post >floris ONCE
>thread spergs the fuck out and evolves into shitposting and countershitposting
top KEK never change, /mbg/
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>>154058069
>What the fuck happened here
I don't even dare scroll up to what I missed in the evening
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>>154058453
you unveiled the redditor, good lad
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>>154058453
What's wrong with >floris?
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>>154058521
Well fuck that shit, just a bunch of autists flinging poo at each other anyhow, keep posting cool helmets
Doot doot
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>>154058858
>>154058453
eh i'd try to not bring that up again

btw anyone have the Osprey book on slavs? been looking up for it but no luck so far
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>>154058980
>Can't even explain what's wrong with Floris, because nothing is wrong with it
Epic
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>>154058980
>btw anyone have the Osprey book on slavs?
you mean "Men-at-arms: The Vikings" right?
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>>154058858
dont you fucking dare nigger

also barbuta is literally the best helmet
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>>154059134
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Who /poorfaghelmet/ here
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>>154059134
Visored sallet is better.
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>>154059372
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>>154059541
Great taste
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>>154059425
>poorfag
>can afford steel armour
dumb nobleman doesn't know what it's like to use padded cloth for a helmet
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>>154059425
On the plus side, you can just turn that helm upside down and have a cooking pan
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do you dare me to steal assets from acock to make a 15th century mod?
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are there any female lords in 1257AD?
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>>154060025
no
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>>154059701
>padded cloth for a helmet
>he can't even afford a mail coif
Do you even own a pointy stick to fight with?
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>>154060106
D-Don't insult my weapon pls
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>>154060194
Other Plebs must feel like Patricians when you're around.
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What Chinese comics are you reading, /mbg/?
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>>154059952
i double dog dare you
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>>154059952
ACOK a shit, so go for it. I double dare you.
>>
>>154059701
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While on a ship to Yunkai in ACOK 2.2 I noticed an underwater cave.

Now I have no idea if I can survive the fall if I jump off the ship, or how the hell drowning works in this mod, but I'm very tempted to go explore it.

What should I do?
>>
>>154059952
they're from full invasion
hence
>fi_
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>>154060713
you could just cheat heal while youre down there. i dont think you die instantly from drowning
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>>154060713
Daringly explore it for the glory of House Lannister, and post results.
>>
>>154060713
go there, document your findings and post here pls
>>
>>154060713
that must be where cozur hid the fun
>>
>>154060713
get a more fitting helmet to go with that armor
>>
>>154060828
>>154060901
>>154060930
None of it mattered. I took 126 damage when I jumped into the water and was instantly KO'd. I'll have to try again with a character that has 200 strength after I'm finished with my adventures in Slaver's Bay.

>>154061165
Oh believe me I spent like a week traveling through westeros trying to find one but nothing I've found is as good as my current helmet. What I really need is a reinforced great bascinet but none have spawned yet. I also can't find a pair of reinforced plate boots anywhere on the planet.
>>
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>>154060828
>having cheat mode on
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>>154061353
>going for stats and not aesthetics
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>tfw you check out the source code and get meme'd
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how many generations of Harlaus dynasty should there be 200 years after Warband? IV? V? VIII with a high mortality rate?
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>>154062279
None, hopefully.
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>>154059952
only if you build it on dickplo
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>>154062279
really I'm not sure what I should do with the other faction leader names. keep them the way they are or come up with new Lore Friendly™ names?
>>
>>154062643
you can make up faux slav/arab/mongol/viking/wop sounding names easy enough
>>
>>154062643
Bartabac
>>
>>154062643
how's this:
King Harlaus IV
Tsar Borislav
King Ragnarsson
Doge Grunwalder (descendent of the original Grunwalder, deep lore stuff right there)
Sultan Mehmed
the leader of the Khergits will be known simply as The Great Khan or Great Khan (is this dumb?)
>>
>>154063106
not really the most creative but it works i guess
doge should probably preface something at least vaguely italian sounding though. doge giesto or doge pepíl or something.
and the khan does need an actual name
>>
Do the others ever invade in ACock?
>>
okay so i played 1257 ad for a few hours and i gotta admit that its pretty fucking epic(have been playing native for past two weeks)
especially as a mercenary you value your comrades more
i like being a mercenary in a small empire with very little amount of lords, soldiers seem to be more unique
also dealing 0 damage non stop to a lesser knight made my day
>>
>>154063757
no

soon AWOIAF will have others ingame
>>
>>154063917
Well, ACOK had some white walkers attack you in a quest, and they had insane stats and health. So I thought they might do an invasion like the black knights in native expanded
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>play dickplomacy
>the sex is literally just polygonal barbies ramming each other with porn noises and the occasional pig squeal being played in the background
how are any of you turned on by this
>>
what mod lets me build towns n castles to make a main stronghold of n shiet
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>>154064384
>he isn't turned on by mountain blade lewd
what are you, a faggot?
>>
>>154064269
those were wights, not white walkers

completely different stuff anon
>>
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Did you know that we all have a skeleton inside of us?
>>
>>154064384
I imagine for a lot of people it's not actually the sight of the action that arouses them, it's the roleplay aspect.
>>
>>154037579
>>154041874
>tfw want to try a Khergit playthrough
>am prone to ragequitting
How do I unautism?
>>
>>154064670
I don understan
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>>154064384
waifufags are literal scum of the earth
>>
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>>154058521
Last one.
Good night
>>
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anyone have any good suggestions for the Sarrinid, Rhodok, and Nord pretenders names?
>>
>>154064824
http://gameofthrones.wikia.com/wiki/White_Walkers
http://gameofthrones.wikia.com/wiki/Wights
>>
>>154064384
It's like, responsibility is cool, but there's more things in life, like getting your dick rode all fucking night.
>>
>>154065008
I'll never understand why 4chin does that with just the pics from my phone and not the ones with my camera...
oh well
>>
>>154065047
yo maybe harlaus should be the pretender
>>
>>154065318
but I like the idea of the Harlaus dynasty being uninterrupted for 200 years, it makes me feel warm inside
>>
>>154043379
>>/b/
>go back
It was genuinely fun in 2004-2005.
It might have been fascist fun, but still fun.

>>154043561
It would be an underwhelming Godzilla. Anything bigger than a horse turns real spergy the moment you want it to interact with anything. Just look at any mods that have dragons.
>>
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>>154065430
yeah but usurpers need backstories and that one's already mostly written right there
plus you should vary up the waifu pretenders' factions, so swadia should have another meme claimant
>>
>>154065128
the mission.
to get all of the above in a limited amount of time
>>
>>154065047
Do all females.
>>
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>>154059541
As long as it's a bellows visor
>>
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>>154061507
>allowing yourself to be cucked by the occasional glitched enemy inside a wall during a siege
>>
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I think these names are alright for now. On to the scripts, anything that's a must have? I'm adding the formation mod from dickplomacy for sure.

>>154065924
I'm considering this but I'm still a long ways from compiling so all these names might be changed by then.

>>154066271
no
>>
>>154066578
>no
yes
>>
>>153973181
Same

This is like Corruption of Champions all over again.
>>
>>154065924
kek
>>
>>154066668
just make all rulers and lords female too
just make it a dystopian waifuscape
>>
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>>154067170
>dystopian waifuscape
>you're the only man in calradia
>>
>>154066578
You should use a trip. How about dickplomat?
>>
>>154066578
if you're doing anything to claimants i'd say they should happen without player interaction, it'd make them way more interesting
they're pretty shit by default
>>
>>154067271
>The main quest of your character is to conquer Calradia so you can make a mega-harem and save the human race by breeding all the women with fackable bodies
>>
>>154065047
Sultan Shariar "the Falcon"
>got cucked
>killed wife
>they still call him "Shariar the cuckoo"
>>
>>154067329
maybe when the mod is closer to completion, I've only scratched the surface of modding. soon I will be adding tripping and random events after going insane from modder autism and that's when I'll adopt a trip.

>>154067535
hmm there is probably already some OSP scripts that do something like this but I'm not sure how good they would be. in most mods I've seen with decentralized factions they usually get eliminated pretty quick
>>
>>154067749
viking conquest has something similar, maybe just split the faction's fiefs in half when the claimant event happens, and it only happens when the faction gets a certain number of fiefs in order to powercheck large factions
>>
>>154067749
>after going insane from modder autism
Here's to bannerlord coming out before you go sperglord mode.
>>
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>>154067271
>last man in calradia
>hounded by amazon slave hunters through scorching deserts and petrified tundra for the most valuable resource in calradia: nut
>torn between the horror of being shackled and reduced to an existence of nothing but constant, demeaning snu-snu and the arousal of being shackled and reduced to an existence of nothing but constant, demeaning snu-snu
>grappling with your instinct and biological duty as a male, and your dignity and moral sense as a man; is this world one worth saving?
this hypothetical mod's turning out hypothetically great so far
>>
>>154064384
The rp aspect, taking a castle from a lord I hate and raping his daughter while his wife watches and vice versa made me cum twice with no breaks in like an hour
>>
I dickplomacy just native but with sex?
>>
>>154068795
It's diplomacy with sex aspects.
Hence dickplomacy.
>>
>>154068795
It's a terrible mod that's attached to a decent mod. Just get diplomacy instead.
>>
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>>154069189
>Downloaded it with a fresh install because I thought it was someone being silly and renaming Diplomacy
>mfw I actually get into it for the first time
>>
>>154068795
the sex stuff isn't even enabled by default
>>
>Warwolf hentai patch

the fuck is this?
>>
>>154068795
It's diplomacy but better also with retarded sex shit.
>>
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>>154068795
dickplomacy is like normal diplomacy but with meme horse archers
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>>154071327
are they a meme because they're a shitter filter?
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>There are people in this thread who happily play on 1/4 damage
>>
>>154071969
I sometimes do. It's far more fun to be able to actually engage in combat. Stay mad, autist. This isn't an RTS.
>>
>>154072818
bad b8
>>
>>154072914
Posts that aren't b8 technically fall under the banner of "bad b8", yes.
>>
>>154073181
it's too obvious
make a better effort
>>
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>>154073250
Make me.
>>
>>154071969
What's wrong, can't handle people having fun?
>>
>>154073893
It's artificial fun.
>>
>>154073893
Fun is just a buzzword when you can't think of anything good to say, so don't use it.
>>
>>154074447
Please don't meme me.
>>
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>>154074553
I'm going to meme the ever-loving shit out of you.
>>
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>>154074674
>>
>>154074781
Why is that filthy horse-fucker looking at me?
>>
My army morale is really low but I have a load of different food
help
>>
>>154075284
get more leadership
>>
woah
i won a tournament in 1257 AD, and suddenly i have 15k
but then what do i do with money as a mercenary? can i go fuck some whores?
>>
>>154075562
get more mercs
buy gear
save up for when you become vassal for your manor
>>
>>154075284
Check out the party morale report, that should tell you exactly what's going wrong.
Your problem is probably either low leadership, you haven't been in a battle for a while / lost a battle, or you have a lot of troops belong to a faction you are at war with. More likely, it is a combination of these factors.
>>
>>154075923
where would the morale report be?>
>>
>>154076545
nevermind, found it
>>
Is there a way to train soldiers in the field, like fight them arena style?
>>
>>154077012
you can spar with your men at training grounds
>>
>>154077012
IIRC Floris has such feature. You can tell Arena Master that you want to try with particular troops of yours. I could be wrong though and it was different mod.
>>
>>154077185
>tfw XP rewards are pitiful
>>
>>154077390
i think they get more xp if there's more of the same units in a stack
>>
>>154071969

it's too much effort to get good

i don't have the effort to do anything anymore

im wasting away
>>
>>154077653
Please don't kill yourself.
>>
>>154077653
put your points into CHA
>>
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>Start with The Life of Alixenus the Great in the inventory
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Being a Varangian is fun
Hail Rome!
I wish we would just siege constantinople already, sick of my nikomedia being raided all the time
>>
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>>154078454
Be sure to conquer ALL of briton.
>>
>>154079469
>tfw Rome didn't have more Trajans, Nervas and Augustuses
>instead we got a shitload of Caligulas and Neros
>>
>betray monarch and declare own faction too early
>3 factions declare war on me

wew lads
they'll never take Halmar and Narra from my army of Nord army
>>
>>154079561
Whoa there buddy you got a problem with the Little Boots?
>>
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>>154078454
what did he mean by this
>>
>>154079646
No, but the Praetorian Guard might

>>154079667
speaking of this
Is there any way I can zoom out the camera more?
>>
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>>154079743
>No, but the Praetorian Guard might
Wow dude. Wow. You just had to go there didn't you?
Why don't you fuck of with you edgy comments?
>>
Hey guys, is there any ways for me to incorporate dickplomacy in the mod Sword of Damocles?
>>
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>>154079667
This guy is such a party animal
what a madman

>>154079860
HORSES ARE NOT SENATORS LITTLE BOOT
>>
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>>154080004
A horse could do a better job at it.
>>
>>154080082
Augustus and Julius would reeee so fucking hard at Caligula
god damn
>>
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>>154080004
Why is the Emperor standing in the corner by himself?

>I wish we retook Constantinople
>Where's my crown
>I hate the Latins
>My feet hurt
>My armor's itchy
>>
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>>154080180
They would just be jelly they didn't have the same great idea Caligula had. Like not waiting until after he died to become a god.
>>
I think the best part about 1257 is that there's top tier versions of every armor just about, so there's a lot of different styles
>>
Is there any way I can deposit captured nobles at a castle that I don't own, like say the king's?
>>
>playing viking conquest campaign for about 6 hours
>man this is kind of long i thought it was gonna be a quick thing considering its a dlc
>see youtube walkthrough
>90 part series
good lord... it's not fun, it's long, and it's hard. what were they thinking...
>>
i got stuck on the sven thing also, nobody tells me where his connections are so i cant trace him. i feel like its much longer than that anyway, probably sven is the bitch of a major guy and so on and so on until 50 hours later i find my mom or something. anyone feel like giving me a rundown on how things go?
>>
>>154083229
Thinking some people would like something long and hard
>>
So how does this polygamy thing work in Dickplomacy? Also, I don't seem to see the difference between Corprus by itself and Corprus Gaolu. There's a difference right?
>>
>>153991804
>>153995614
>>154079469
>>154079646
>>154079860
>>154080082
>>154080301
I should probably watch Caligula
>>
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>>154083918
>Peter O'Toole
>Malcolm McDowell
>Made by Penthouse
What could go wrong?
>>
Did ACOK 2.2 break the quests?

I'm supposed to meet Maester Loren in Strongsong for the quest Sticks and Stones but he's nowhere to be seen.

Similarly I'm supposed to meet with the Archon of Tyrosh but he's nowhere to be found in Tyrosh.
>>
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>>154071969
>tfw got no time to learn proper fighting mechanics

one day i'll catch up and play on >100% guys..

i-i swear
>>
>>154084713
fight in a town's arena with manual parry unless you are a usless sarranid nigger your skills will get better
>>
>filthy latins keep attacking muh nikomedia
>mfw I go there and manage to wipe out an army that outnumbers me 1.5 to 1
I wish I could fucking execute their leaders
no survivors
he who touches nikomedia will be put to the sword and families enslaved
>>
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>>154084946
>usless
>sarranid
Pic one and only one, buttersucker.
Hakim, peace be upon him is the best Sultan.
Because the best king is Graveth
>>
Shitters go home. Warband is not le epic dark souls xDD hard game
>>
>>154088162
Just bump normally.
>>
>>154054954
That's some fucking Bloodborne shite man.

Medieval people were the OG madmen.
>>
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>autoresolve
>>
>>154089206
It's always that asshole with the crossbow behind the trench
>>
I'm trying to install Dickplomacy but the menus thing won't work
Help me /b/ros
>>
>>154089206
>boyar
>sarranid sprite
??????
>>
>>154089429
>/b/ros
>>
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Reminder Warsword is objectively the best mod.
>>
I'm posting australian soldiers until we get a good WW1 mod
>>
>>154089554
he is originally a sarranid lord, hence the picture, since it reflects his troop type

how long have you been playing mountain blade? 10 minutes?
>>
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>>154090164

YOU BETTER RUN YOU BETTER TAKE COVER
>>
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>>154090164
>>
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>>154090257
Lyin' in a den in Bombay
>>
>>154090474
on a hippy trail, head full of zom/b/ie
>>
>>153971619
>tfw just got to the last published volume of otoyomegatari
fucking hell, how often does a new one come out?
>>
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>tfw there will never ever be a russian civil war mod

>>154090562
that's not how it goes you fucking boong reeeeeee
>>
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>>154088664
They didn't have the internet so they had to create fun some other way.
>>
>>154089668
If I want stuttering I'll just try talking to a girl.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2z-Z4aoZys

For what purpose?
>>
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>>154094846
I hope it tanks so they fuck off with this console shite, just more delaying for Bannerlord

but I also hope it does alright because I like armagan
>>
>>154094846
They're not even trying to hide any of the flaws.
>>
>>153976092
Im saving this, idk why but i really love it.
>>
I love how Taleworlds inept communication skills have actively deprived us of any new major mods.
Since everybody is waiting for Bannerlord all projects are either halted or pushed to Bannerlord.
To top it all of we still have no conformation whatsoever to its release date or the ominous beta/early access rumors.
>>
>>154007715
Pls make this the next OP pic, horsefucker edition.
>>
>>154096135
More like the fact that modders are CUNTS are won't release their source.
>>
>>154096472
Its an old meme
>>154096135
Tbh I thought Tw would become more open about information once we hit Gamescom... Instead, judging by what we're experiencing so far I guess we'll still be in ignorance once the game hits early access/open beta/whatever.
I mean we still don't know about the troop trees ffs. (except for three factions but still we don't know much)
>>
>>154096491
to be fair
a lot of mods have released their source but nobody ever bothered to pick up the mantle and continue it
>>
>>154037959
Il fuck anzu and his doll body like theres no tomorrow.
>>
>>154096734
>his
I fucking knew it
>>
>>154096752
What did you know?
>>
>>154096752
>anzu is a guy
stop this meme at once
she has confirmed on her blog that she's a genuine 100% female
>>
>>154096871
Fuck im not a native english speaker so i think i noticed now.
His = male.
Kek.
>>
>>154092039
considering the amount of shit the author crammed into each pages i'd say it's Berserk-tier "often"
>>
>>154096667
The oldest are always the dankest ones my brother.
>>
>>154097062
Alright...
Any idea for the edition's name ?
>>
>>154096667
Got any wheellocks?
>>
>>154097265
Letting a memefag choose the edition.
>>
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>>154097293
here
>>154097334
Alright, be in for a surprise
>>
>>154097471
Cheers, senpai.
>>
>>154097471
Memefag edition.
>>
>>154097575
>>154097575
>>154097575
New thread
>>
>>154071969
Look buddy, I beat the game with full damage before. Let me have fun now.
>>
Is dickplomacy only working with native warband ? Or can it also work with Fire & Sword ?
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