/owg/ - Overwatch General

I keep leading my shots for weapons that use hitscan. How can I fix this?

>>153966126
try not to do that

keep this up for the new thread

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>the same people who think Pharah is a muslim are the same people who think Pharahmercy should be canon

>>153977052
I read that as Pharmacy

>>153977052
They're also pro amputeefags. It's like they're going out of their way to ruin Pharah for everyone else desu.

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Jamison Fawkes!

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>>153978082
Literal degenerates, they should get their accounts deleted and reported to the authorities

Whats sexy about a stump?

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Reminder that Ana76 is THE closest thing to canon
>7 Interactions
>similar voice lines
>literally the same pose spray
>Reaper says she always took Jack's side

>Blink behind co-
Die
>Blink around a cor-
Die
>Blink past a han-
Die
I thought this game had 60tick servers

Zenyatta is overpowered.

He is a buff/debuff support hero who is better at DPS than actually supporting anyone.

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>>153979610
Reminder that Reaper76 is THE closet thing to canon

>several interactions in game
>extensive back story between the both of them
>matching sitting emotes
>getting their own visual novel in November
>already confirmed there are 2 gay characters in the game
>Reaper is the closest person to 76 in the canon next to Ana that we know so far
>76 is already confirmed to not be the baby daddy

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I wanna lick the dingleberries off of Hana's cute butt

What deepz should I learn other than McMeme?

>>153981660
whatever you think is fun

>>153981650
enjoy your diseases

>Can't play the characters I want to in competitive
>Can't play Quickplay without getting an aneurysm
What do?

>End up one letter off spelling aneurysm right
>Windows tries to get me to spell Mannerism, then Voyeurism, then antiseptic

Why is it that the higher I rank the less teamwork there is? There's always people who think they can just solo the fucking team and run in alone and die and refuse to switch?

>playing lucio because retards who think they're good pick all the flanking heroes possible thinking they can just solo everyone
>tell team to group up at 99% on the last map up 2-0 because i have my ult
>they dont
>they literally run in 1 by 1 doing nothing but dying
>enemy team wins
>genji main starts crying about how i wasted my sound barrier by using it on the 1 other person that bothered to group with me

>guy playing genji and does fuck all except get dragonblade kills on distracted people
>says gg noobs every time he does it
>enemies pick winston
>what a surprise, the genji main is fucking garbage and cant do shit
>he refuses to pick anything else
>go from a 2-0 lead to a 2-3 defeat

why is it always the fucking genji players that think they're good? is it the free dragonblade kills that make them think theyre a god?

>>153981756
get good

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>>153981650
Me too.

>>153981867
>implying there is ever a situation where "good" is enough for Torbjorn or Bastion. I could be the literal best player in the world, and playing Torbjorn in a competitive environment would be a mistake 99% of the time

>>153981756
>voyeurism
Post voyeur images of Widowmaker

I consider myself bad at fps games

is 2420 a decent rank

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I want to cum balls deep inside of Mei while she moans in chinese at me.

Also, how do I get better with Mei? I got 22 kills on Route 66 attack last game and we won, but I feel I can do better.
Is it really a good idea to say "Hi" to people before I brain them, or should I say Sorry?

Pharmercy is making me bicurious, how should I proceed lads

>>153982000
Considering Blizzard are once again coddling players into "decent" ranks, that's not the greatest rank. But it's okay considering you think you're bad at FPS games

how do you deal with "e-bullying"?

>>153982058
Look at more swirl lesbian combos

>>153982058
>bicurious
are you a grill?
If not, why are you bicurious? Just go organise a threesome with two lovely ladies and get one to sit on your dick and the other to sit on your face
Bonus points if you get a swiss and egyptian girl

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Any requests for overwatch mash-ups? I'm just mixing it with whatever other franchise you want.

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Why is she so a-MEI-zing?

>>153980157
I thought reaper does a slav squat and 76 takes a knee though

Does the "Ana bot" practice thing actually work? I'm completely shit at aiming. I literally cannot hit something that is not standing still or moving in a very predictable path.

>>153982180
Yes I'm a gril, in the previous thread people kept posting Pharmercy lewds and it made me really tingly so now I want to experiment, that's the jist of it

>>153982030
she's only really good on koth, also don't bother using her if the other team has a lot of mobility heroes.

FUCKING CUNTS
GO TO MY THREAD RIGHT NOW
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>>153982212
For reference

>>153982227
Lower your sensitivity. You'll need to get used to turning around quicker by moving your whole arm, but your actual aim will improve almost instantly.

>>153982282
We'll migrate to yours when this one dies man.

That's how this works when two OPs are up. We're not wasteful folk.

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>>153982241

>>153982256
Well, it shouldn't be hard to find a lesbian lass unless you live in some 3rd world country. Have fun

>>153981712
But that might not be what comp meta tryhards consider good.

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How do I die less/avoid getting buttraped by flankers getting the drop on me

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>>153982201

>>153982386
B-but where do I find girls who aren't like, Zarya dykes?

>>153982302
So what exactly is matching here?

>>153982282
No
It's basically spam with the fucking memes in the OP
Fuck off, waifuposter

>>153982282
Why?

>Avenueboar OP
>hana song gelbooru
>linking to the aids post

Are you the same memeing fag that was making the threads over the weekend?

>>153982365
This makes me want to hug her and nothing else.

>>153982465
Zarya isn't the shit stereotype.

>>153982498
Start at the same time for identical head moment.

>>153982201
youmu from touhou wearing genji's outfit.

>>153982550
Wow holy shit anon reaper76 confuckingfirmed

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>>153982241
Fareeha!

>>153982465
>Implying Zarya would want you anyway

Keep dreaming

>People support an Arabic character that insults all arabs
>As well as Native Americans
>As well as the handicapable
You are all sick

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>>153982520
I want to warm her world

>>153982406
pharah is probably my favorite hero and i do fine with her in comp. just have to know your counters and learn maps and where you should be.

>>153982617
thanks babe

>>153982790
Just so you know, there's been a bandit running around the SFW boards reporting every NSFW post

I actually like playing Overwatch

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>>153982994

>5 points for a great win against a balanced set of teams

>-50 points for a terrible loss against a team way higher than us

What did blizzard mean to say by this?

>>153982790
See ya in 4 days you brave man

>>153982282
Kill yourself hanaposter

>>153982790
>that bow on Pharah's head
lol

>>153982808
If Pharah ever gains more popularity again, I'll have to stop playing McDolans because every time someone dies to the Pharah they blame me about it

>>153983076
Force people to play longer for zero reward

>>153983042
Stop fucking our character's eyes, SFM. God, why is SFM so shit?

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>>153982994
>I actually like playing Overwatch
madman

>>153983156
yep. and pharah is actually getting a lot more use with the mercy buff. ive been seeing a lot of pharahs in comp.

>>153983076
>us

stop going full 5 man stacks

I got 100 for my last win playing solo

>>153983184
>doing some good for /owg/

I too can search "overwatch porn" on google as well.

Between overmeme and Memeoverwatch, which stat tracking site is better

>>153983076
I actually think that's somewhat reasonable.

A balanced game means both teams are pretty close, so neither should change rank by a ton. A stomp means one team is way better than the other, so the winners are too good and the losers are too bad, so they should gain/lose more to achieve their "proper" ranks.

Obviously the bullshit that is matchmaking means that people will always be fucked by it, but it kind of makes sense.

STOP posting webms of Pharah and Mercy fucking men

Pharah and Mercy are for each other ONLY

>don't get your way with your last thread
>start spamming this one

waifufags are degenerates.

>>153983342
Overbuff normally, but it's broken atm so stick with masteroverwatch for now

>>153983280
>Go Solo
>lose because the entire team refuses to cooperate, coordinate, or communicate
>Get knocked out of diamond because 31k healing can only do so much
Nah, I'll stick to groups

>>153983280
I played a game as zarya on a solo team, with balanced ranks, I had gold in elims, damage etc., with 25 solo kills, 30 final blows and 49 total elims, we won easily and yet I still only got 15 points

>>153983460
You can't get knocked out of diamond

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>>153982616
That already exists.

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NEVER

zen is still ez mode

>>153983492
You know what I mean, friend. I don't expect you to be Osmium levels of dense

>>153983520
ok then nitori as torbjorn

Remember to fight the good fight and report any attempts of naval warfare to the moderation team

>>153983506
You're in the minority, Admiral

>>153983553
The dream is dead and Blizzard blew their load too early

>>153980157
They only have 3 interactions anon sama. And they either insult each other or say how much they want to kill each other. Mccree has more interactions with Reaper than 76.

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>>153983657
That one too man. There's a whole set.

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Ayy FUCK the Chinese

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What's the fucking point of an arg if you're not going to give any info for a month?

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>>153983553
>24.2270%
>mfw it leads to another countdown

Junkrat has all of his limbs
The pegleg is just artistic license

>>153983816
They have Cirno as Mei?

>>153983268
Lucky you. I sit here saying "Reaper up top watch for the flank", and not a single person turns around but me. He disposes of me because I'm a fucking Lucio, then wipes the team. Shit like that happens ALL THE DAMN TIME, because nobody wants to fucking communicate

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>play quickplay on Hanamura since I'm putting off my placements until next week
>instantly hook their Mercy
>just walk in to the point
>kill McCree, Roadhog, and Ana
>use the sit emote as the point is being capped
>capture it
>go to the second point
>we destroy the team again
>I sit on the point as Genji is slashing at the doors on one side and Reinhardt is standing on the other side as Lucio, Zenyatta, Pharah, and I capture the point

>>153982420
know the map.
Just shut down an entire team as junkrat because they thought they could mosey around our two reinhardts so I just beartrapped the shit out of them and they never succeeded

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>>153983816
draw minori wearing d.va's plugsuit

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>>153983959
Letty actually.

>>153983874
They started in July and literally we know the most information about her from shit outside of the ARG
And that shit isn't even guaranteed to be related to her
Blizzard fucked up massively with this, the only way I can see an excuse for this is that maybe (this is a big maybe) she was ready for release but then they discovered something too buggy to be released, so now they have to stall.

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Fareeha

>>153981787
As a fellow Lucio, I feel your pain. Try maining him. That's where brain cells go to die. Watch the team get their shit shoved in over and over again while you push the payload by yourself because Reinhardt is off getting charge kills where he flies the fuck off a fucking cliff and nobody else went support or tank. Jesus, fuck.

As for Genju, it's probably either weebs weebin or noobs who heard he was top-tier and only care about being the bestest fiterer coz kills is the one thing that matters, and not getting on the fucking point or pushing the payload.

Everyone X Payload OTP

>Surefour is too busy with WoW to stream Overwatch

feelsbadman

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Recently I have this problem where when I load into the game I cannot see the enemy team until usually 1-2 minutes into the game. I never experience any frame drops, and this problem has only started happening to me as of lately. It even happens after I have played several matches already.

Has anyone had the same issue and have any tips on how to fix it?

>>153984196
Farig off, Randy

>>153984172

What they discovered is that Blizzard wants to keep Defense heroes bad because they make bad players shit their pants in anger, but realized they made a Defense hero that also turns invisible.

>>153983553
>They literally turned an ink blot in the sky into a song to see if it did anything

Put them out of their misery already

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>>153984196
she was so cute when she was young

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>>153984172
>got more info about ana than sombra so far from the ARG

What the fuck is Blizz doing?

Reminder that Toblerone x Mercy is literally canon

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>>153983184
>Will never fuck Mercy in the ass on your brand new lamborghini
Why live

>>153984334
The real canon is Toblerone x Reinhardt

>>153984334
stop

ranked matchmaking is taking too damn long

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>>153984320
Maximum qt

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>>153984423
Nah son

>>153984509
it's not true they are just friends

>>153984483
God I would love to bend her over a table and go to town.

And Ana is cute too.

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Literally the only respectable "Ships" ever

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>>153984440
Can't stop won't stop

>>153984657
mercy is a lesbian go away

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>okay let's take TF2 Demoman
>and take away the sticky launcher
>and take away the melee
>and leave him with only the stock grenade launcher
>not something like loch and load or the loose cannon which are actually fun and require skill
>the stock grenade launcher, it's all he does all game just spam grenades with infinite ammo and hope they hit
>and give him what are possibly the worst secondaries / E in the game
>and give him an ultimate that can be killed

What the fuck were they thinking?

Stop uploading that tumblr bullshit, Pharah is a dom and I demand more Mercy being put in her place!

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>>153984710
Please leave

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>>153984642
My headcanon is that there are no relationships in the Overwatch crew, they're all professionals and good friends.

>>153984775
Please, Pharah is almost as submissive as Tracer

>>153984797
only if you post more

>>153984745
>implying getting direct hits with the stock wasn't fun

they just took stock pill launcher and turned up the spam, turned down the precision

>>153984745
Rat's Concussion Bomb can sorta function like the Loch n Load, since you can toss it and detonate it instantly. Great for finishing off weakened targets.

>symmetra, torbjorn, and bastion will never be good on anything other than defense

;-;

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>>153984869
Sorry Boyo, My KanASUKA is limited. Now, please fulfill your contractual obligations and leave

>>153984830
I ship d.va with winston.

>>153984980
Gross. Winston would never fuck an animal.

>>153984971
remember when torbjorn's turret was actually good and you could win just by placing it on the payload on offense

>>153985052
He is an African gentleman. He's also a post op genderqueer bisexual liberal

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>>153984710
Of course she is, but she and Torb are next to each other in literally every picture they're in together

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>>153984976
i'm here forever

>>153985074
You can still do that.

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>>153985113
I'm just warning you, the report bandito is out there.

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>2971
So fucking close to diamond

So Dorado and Route 66 payloads are the best for Attack Bastion, right?

>>153985113
Widow's veins in her cheek is really unsettling
Also at first I thought D.Va was sitting on a potty

>>153984745
I would kill for the lock n load for trashmouse.
>1 shotting every 150 hp hero
>the tracer tears'
>melting tanks

Is there anything you can do if your opponents use a cheese comp and you personally l own how to deal with it but your teammates don't?

>>153984971
>defense heroes
>only good at defense
what a shock

Are any of the Offense heroes good at Defense besides maybe 76?
Also, new Brawl when?

>playing Junkrat
>enemy also has a Junkrat
>we get our RIP-Tires at about the same time
>"Fire in the Hole!"
>fuck you, "Fire in the Hole!"
>we only manage to kill each other

>>153984830
Overwatch S.O.L series when? I don't want to see them fight and do war anymore, I want to see them hang out and just do stuff.

>>153985095
He is a proud ape person born and raised in a high income moon colony you fucking racist.

>>153980116
His standard actions are slanted toward DPS

But his ult is clearly only to heal.

He's balanced since has ZERO defensive abilities.

>>153985414
Mccree and reaper. Tracer can also be good depending on the map.

>>153985463
Whitewashed Uncle Toms are the worst

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>>153979610
I like it how Pharah and Ana are the only people 76 are nice too.

>>153966126

just keep playing the game. also, stop playing whatever fps you came from if you want to get serious. you'll never get gud if you juggle different games.

>>153984231
I know this feeling well. I've racked up the most time as Lucio and Zen in competitive, but stuff like this is part of why I'm playing a lot of Winston lately.

>>153985414
Depends on what you mean by defense.

Blocking entry points and holding the objective? No better or worse than any other hero.

Ambushing and eliminating incoming Attackers before they even reach the objective? Yeah, they're the best defense out there.

>>153985339
tell your team to do the opposite of what you need, 9 times out of 10 they'll do what you actually want. It worked for me in World of Tanks for years, no doubt it can work here.

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>Rip Tiring an unaware Widow at point blank, killing yourself as well just for a laugh

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>>153984571

If you ever pick Widow on Attack please fucking end your life.

>>153985414
Reaper is arguably better at defense than offense on some maps. Seems like a lot more opportunity to find clumped up enemies to ult as they move a payload or work on a choke point.

If you ever pick Widow at any point please fucking end your life.

>>153985096
>Reinhardt
bigger than a flippin gorilla

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This is the nicest spray in the game

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>Play Zenny
>Cockblock Genji's ult three times in a row with Transcendence
>Kill him one final time in Overtime
>See the dragons come out just as he falls to the ground
>TEAM KILL!

Is there any better feeling?

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>>153985618
>Zarya ults and traps my entire time on Hollywood at the last chokepoint
>I'm on the other side of the pillar, but still stuck in the ult
>I riptire
>they don't know where it's coming from, so they run right into me
>kill Zarya, McCree, Mercy, and Lucio as well as myself
>get POTG

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Post healslut

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>>153985719
>>153985776
>mfw I played Widow on Attack for fun and held the payload for most of the assault

>>153985782
Jack and Gabriel are "super soldiers", so what the fuck does that make him

>>153979610

>Reminder that Ana76 is THE closest thing to canon

It is cannon. Pharah didn't appear outta nowhere.

I can't decide which emote to buy for ana, protecting or tea time?

>>153985618
>Just blowing up your rip tire and returning to first-person view just to see a Widowmaker standing right in front of you lining up a point blank headshot
>tfw you dodge at the last possible second and kill her

Does anyone actually fall to bronze rankings? Some of my scrubiest friends are gold, and that's the actual lowest I've seen.

Why have bronze rank if no one is shitty enough to reach it?

>>153985896
UBERSOLDATEN!

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>>153985873
How come people accuse Mercy of being a slut, when D.Va is literally a Korean idol?

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>>153985618
>rip tiring a fully charged Zarya after baiting her to use her shield

>>153984334
>>153984657
>>153985096
Looking at these pics more objectively, it looks more like Mercy likes making fun of Torb than anything else. I think Torb is the butt of most of her jokes because he's such an angry little man.

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Pay atten- I SAY pay attention when I'm talkin' to you! I keep pitchin' 'em, but you keep missin'! You're built too low! They go right over ya!

>>153985862
I've never seen this one before. Thanks, anon, that's a really nice angle for him!

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>>153985925

>buying emotes

>>153983460
>31k healing

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When are they gonna remove team tips?

>perfectly good team
>No defense heroes/few defense heroes
>somebody who could have been useful switches to hanzo/torb/bastion

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>>153986119
>Implying that isn't his favorite thing

>>153986167
Ok then I won't buy one.

How does a character as fast, as agile, and as damaging as Genji allowed to have 200 Health. Especially with a fucking brainless "I win" button like Reflect

>>153985925
The best emote for every character is the sitting one.
Of those, D.Va, Tracer, and Zenyatta have the best sits.

>>153985925
I don't like any of ana's emotes which is a shame, she sounds vaguely creepy in all of them

even tea time is just "lol t-bagged x-DD"

>>153986194
I managed to survive a LOT of pushes, while my teammates managed to NOT kill people

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According to the wiki one of the Devs revealed Junkrat's flask contains sweetened tea, not alcohol as everyone suspects.

>>153986213
they should just turn off after level 25

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>>153985618
>rip tiring an enemy rip tire

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>tfw no qt Smugberry gf to hold hands with
Why is she so perfect?

>>153986330
Tracer has the best sit because she can blink while sitting

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FUCKING CHRIST

I'M SOLOQUEUEING MY PLACEMENTS AND BEING PUT ONTO 5 MAN TEAMS OF GOLD SHITTERS

WHY IS THIS FUCKING ALLOWED

Why does the match no go into Over Time sometimes even when someone is on the point?

Seen it several times in my own matches and a couple times on moon 2s stream.

>>153986550
Aw really? I gotta try that

>>153986556
Because they are your peers
Placement MMR is based on your last season hidden MMR. It's hard to even place at the same level with all wins

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Would you play a hero/heroine who could grow giant?

>playing comp
>some pub Mercy at our side
>she's doing a great job and risks everything to keep me and the team alive
>we protect each other and just have a great partnership
>completely dominate the other team and win
>search again
>she's on the other team this time
>spend the entire match chasing her around and giving her the hot monkey dick
Am I a bad person

>>153986586
Because they got off by a pixel after 20 seconds so it pretty much burns down faster than the bar can display

Is eichenwalde not in the regular rotation yet?

>>153986779
No, you made the right call.

>>153986805
it be

>>153986693
only if they were a loli or futa succubus

Do Mercy mains have daddy issues?
Asking for a friend

>>153986779
Winston is an ape, not a monkey.

>>153965006
How do I fucking carry on attack in soloqueue?

>>153986920
Pretty sure he was talking about Lucio

>>153986693

>would you play a hero that gives your enemies 100% accuracy

What is the meaning of all these shitposts people keep making before and after games? Like addressing their anger issues and needing hugs and whatever

>about to get to 100
>I wont get to 200 by mid October when the Halloween event starts

Oh well

guess I won't be getting anything cool from it either

How to get better at general situational awareness?
Worst thing about playing a tank is that you are supposed to go in first at enemy, but it's hard to know if you have your team behind your.

Many times I've engaged enemy and then during the following battle realized that rest of the team is ether playing tag with Tracer on other side of the map or just died on the way.

>>153986965
No tail, still an ape m8

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>>153986679
Peers my fucking ass. I'm consistently getting golds.

Pic related.

Who are the characters in this game that require cognitive thought to play well and not just face rolling buttons?

>>153985113
Yuri is shit

I had great games today :)
Someone even hit on me :)
They wanted a trap though so I blocked and reported them for sexual harassment :)

>>153987057
The Supports and Tanks

So is tracer good in comp or not? Everyone seems to hate someone playing her.

>>153986464
>contains sweetened tea
junkrat confirmed for superior being

>>153986278
by having a VERY vocal and agile young & retarded fanbase that is constantly mad on the forums/reddit making devs go easy on him

>>153987052
>torbjorn
I'm so sorr-
>Hid his character, finall bows and solo kills
git gud

>>153987243
only in koth or numbani

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>>153987365
It's like this every game.

>>153987295
Some of us are fucking work you retard. Delete this shit, it's porn any way you cut it

>>153987156
>Roadhog
>thought

Why are there so many shitters who insist on playing Junkrat in every situation despite never actually accomplishing anything with him?

>>153987526
What the actual fuck?

Which OW girl is most likely to kill you if you sexually harassed them? And why is it Mei.

>check up on my ow meme /v/ thread
>nothing but old webms spammed
kek

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How smart do you think Snowball is anyway?

He doesn't seem to TRIGGER Zarya, Torbjorn, or the Junkers like Bastion and Zenyatta do.

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Has anybody ever actually done pic related? I'm really half tempted to pop into qp and do it for laffs

>>153987714
>shitters

You answered your own question, Junkrat is one of the most brainless and autopilot characters in the game at low level.

>>153986893
I main Mercy and I like my dad. He's a swell guy.

>>153987745
Mei is most likely to be raped and accept it
She would be that asian mother getting beat by that black man in that webm

dva would be the one to actually kill the man
NEVER harass young korean women they will go absolutely insane

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>>153986505
Blue lips

>>153987526
>Averages skyrocketed
suuuure

>>153987745
Symmetra

>>153987776
Snowball is secretly one of the God AIs that started the Omnic Crisis. I can tell because all the Android updates have names related to Ice Cream, meaning Snowball is in fact the culmination of the Android software.

>>153987793
yes

I think you can get banned for it though, even on qp

>>153986893
I main mercy and have no problems with my dad. I just want to be mercilessly fucked anywhere and everywhere though.

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>>153987758
>Melt! Everyting Must Melt!
I hope I'm not the only one who saves Mei images under C&C Generals quotes

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The Report Bandito seems to be up to his old tricks again, Watch what you post, he might report YOU next!

>>153986046
Oh my good lord who the fuck drew that abomination of a face?

>>153986131
Lol nice

>>153987864
My first game as Dva in season 2, dummy

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>>153966126
I still do this as Soldier 76. I need to undo hundreds of hours of muscle memory from Planetside 2

>>153987946
How?

>>153987954
asl?

>>153988072
>Average less than your "only game"
suuuuure

>>153977224
Pharmercy is the name of the ship, actually.

>>153988082
Shot leading is still important when you're fighting quick characters like Genji or Tracer. You just need to hold off on clicking until they're in their arc.

>>153984509
I never realized how big her breasts are in this pic. Also look how big Torb's hands are. His fingernail is the size of Mercy's whole hand.

>>153988115
no english is my first language :)

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>>153988059
"Report THIS!"
-D.Va

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>when you're on defense and your Rein keeps recklessly charging in and dying
>he keeps complaining that no one else is doing the same or following

>>153988175
It's been Sunk by HMS Torbmercy

>>153988240
Arc?

>>153988260
So much for wanting fucked

>>153987793
THIS IS THE FUCKING REASON EVERY TIME I SEE A TELEPORTER I GO THROUGH IT SLOWLY. FUCK YOU.

>>153988245
Mercy's probably wearing a push up bra and Torbjorn's hand is literally just close to the camera.

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soon

What did submarine Captain Gabriel Reyes say as the mission began?

DIVE, DIVE, DIVE!

>>153986464
Specifically milk tea with boba, half sweet.

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>>153988305
>when rein has 2 settings: super-turtle and kamikaze

>>153987793
It's actually not that exciting. People just fall for it once and that's it. And most of the time, no one fucking rages. I get more rage out of playing mei & blocking fellow teammate ults, walling them in spawn, etc.

>>153988097
Griefing.

>>153988305
I don't even mind offensive Rein's charging in at the chokepoint if done right, he can cause a commotion that opens the gates
But a defensive Rein that does that, man, god damn it

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Why were low ranking (50-59) season 1 shitters placed into platinum? Season 2 has been so painful compared to season 1 for me, and I want it to stop.

>Load into Attack on Hollywood
>missing one person
>a Torb and a Widow
>5 man stack on other side

Nope.

>>153988412
awful

>>153979610
That's pretty hot. Some of the only overwatch fanart that's actually arousing.

>>153988341
But you're not even in my canadian province so it would just be e-teasing.

>>153988450
just stop playing if it isn't fun.

>>153982386
Shit taste, anon.

>>153988338
>Genji Arc

When he's used up one or two jumps. He moves in predictable ways, so you can snap to where his second jump is going to place him.

>Tracer Arc

Her blink moves her a set distance and her recall moves her a set time. If you can keep both of these in mind, you can nail her as soon as she pops back into existence. Gets easier the longer you're fighting her, since you can keep a running tab on where she was earlier for that prediction.

I guess the way I use Arc is "the set movement they can't break out of that drops them in a set place". I'm a weirdo.

Blizzard should have 2 ratings
1 solo and 1 team
you earn solo rating by queuing solo and team by making a team, both still play in the same pool

>>153979610
But still not canon
forever laughing @ shippers

>>153988536
That's why I was asking
>tfw no bongland Mercy healslut

>>153988450

50-59 belong in Plat.

The issue is I played like my 65-70 self and got junked in Plat too. Now its a big old ELO hell.

Oh yeah, currently NO-ONE on my platform resides in Bronze.

>>153988082
Aww poor Mercy

My retarded headcanon is that all that anti-aging stuff left her sterile, although she really wants to have kids

>>153988471
What did wage slave Gabriel Reyes say when the customer asked what came with the cheeseburger special?

FRIES, FRIES, FRIES!

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>Hate WSD movement
>Hate analog aiming
>No pad has enough buttons near the index and midle fingers to reliably use a combo setup
fuck, this comes kinda close-ish, but you gotta move your thumb off the stick to use most of them

>>153988351
I just go through teleporters backwards or let somebody else take the first jaunt.

>>153988668
You'll find them someday soon anon don't give up hope!

>>153988635

Separate pools would be best. But I support this idea.

>>153988701
Have you ever played Splatoon? Its motion controls are amazing.

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How to fix Widowmaker
>all shots do 200% charged damage critical dmg on every hit
>3 venom mines can be deployed at once"
>Infra-Sight lasts 15 seconds longer
>3/4ths of her health is armor
>SMG does base sniper bullet no charge damage instead of current dps
>scoped enemies are now "tagged" while in the rifle's sight meaning your allies see them
Thoughts?

>>153988795
>Suggesting someone play OW with motion controls

You're no hero.

>>153988795
never used a move desu

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MMR ASSASSINS

FUCK

>>153988693
What did explorer Gabriel Reyes scream as he escaped the Lovecraftian horror realm?

EYES, EYES, EYES!

>>153988841
Oh well that's true, a first person game with the same controls would be a nightmare.

>>153988809
How to fix Widowmaker
>remove her
Thoughts?

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>Skill Rating: 3,110
>Top 5% in Master Overwatch
>Top 2% in Overbuff

3,100 is this high? How? Like I feel it's an achievement to even get in the top 15% but, Top 2~5%? Something doesn't seem right.

How to fix Mei, Widowmaker, and Hanzo:
>remove them

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If you're reading this, I love you.

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>>153988671
I topped 69 and ended 68 last season, There are good players in plat but it's such a fucking gamble because there are awful shitters there too, some of who didn't even play in season one.

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>>153988809
How to fix Roadhog
>All pellets do 1.73x max alt fire damage
>Hook has no cooldown
>Can move while healing
>Can heal while whole hogging
>hooked enemies now take 1.89x damage for the rest of their overwatch careers
Thoughts?

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Hey, I keep winning all my placements and getting gold damage+kills, why is it putting me at the 1600 mark in my placements? they're not over yet, I've had only 3 games but still

>>153988891
What did hungry Gabriel Reyes order at Subway?

6 foot turkey on RYE, RYE, RYE!

The more I think about the Sombra ARG the angrier I get

>Hey lets do an ARG to hype up a new character
>then, at the end of the ARG lets not only NOT release said character but also NOT reveal any actual information about them

>tfw not sure who has the cutest butthole in overwatch

I'm thinking mercy probably has a really clean and tight butthole, but I mean pharah might have one that just invites you inside.

Or maybe a smugberry blue butthole. Oh I bet she tastes like blueberries.

>>153989009
you are matched with your peers

>>153988950
I ranked at 3134 and last I checked, I was at like rank 1225 globally. I can only imagine what that's like for my region.

If I grind out 50 wins maybe i'll land in the top 5hunddy.

Threadly reminder that Mercy is transgender, and her devil/imp skins are before her breast enlargement and sexual reassignment suegery, which is why she has smaller boobs and a crotch bulge.

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>>153988612
Ah, okay. I figured that's what you meant. Yeah, I always fall into the trap of trying to lead Genji while he's flipping, so I miss a lot. As for Tracer, I also play her quite a bit so she's easier for me to predict, and since she has such a low health pool it's easy to scare her off.

Thanks for the tips.

>>153989052
IBDF is at it again

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It's been 2 days that I can't win shit in competitive. Already dropped 200 rank points, I think it's time to quit this shit. I'm beyond mad.

>>153988996
>solo queue is a gamble
no shit, play in a group or stop complaining.

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Gabriel Reyes who was Jack Morrison's brother was one day an office typing on a computer. He got an email from his brother that said that robots and omnics were attacking his place and aksed him for help so he went.

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>>153988891
>>153988693
>>153988412

>>153989052
>>153989095
I dont follow

>>153985896
Some sort of... super... man.

I believe in german, super is roughly uber, and man can be translated as mensch.

>>153989104
I did fine playing solo season 1, there shouldn't be a huge change here, but there is.

>>153988950

Placements were kind/cruel and Blizzard lumped everyone in Platinum because we need to feel like we're good players.

>even if we belong in Diamond+

Yeah, everyone's bunched. Imagine if on S1 everyone was 55-60, you got to 61. I'd suggest playing in groups or MMR will force shitters on you.

>>153988950
People that play this game are just garbage. 90% of the people that play this game would be stuck in silver in CSGO, so being better than most of them if you're even slightly good at FPS shouldn't be that surprising.

>>153989002
I would add
>Whole hog pellets fire in the same spread but are junkrat grenades that do 300% more knockback
>change HP to 900
>Take a Breather now replenishes full health

>450 of his health is armor

>>153989040
they've been teasing sombra since closed beta to make things worse and the arg started a few months ago. blizzard has no idea what they are doing.

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>>153988995
I love you too.

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Someone edit this guy into roadhog. He's from this music vid https://youtu.be/ZkqyIoYAXV8

>>153989131
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/4/4a/Medic_cheers05.wav?t=20100625234123

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i will write anon x overwatch character greentexts

no futa/gay shit

reply with request

>>153989125
Blizzdrones are trying to make money by pushing the myth that Blizzard matchmaking is fair, honest, or remotely balanced. We've already seen screenshots posted of 400 SR differences in matches

>>153989247
delete your account

>Winning competitive match
>Power cuts out because someone decided to use a laser printer
REEE FUCK THIS HOUSE AND ITS WIRING

>>153989196
Oh for fucks sake, PLEASE don't turn Lamborghini into a meme marque.

>>153988995
>like her artwork
>check her devart for more Overwatch stuff
>nothing but sameface female characters and mercy

But why

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>>153989171
I was in Platinum, but went up to Diamond.

>>153989176
I suppose, but Top 2/5% for 3,100 is pretty... questionable since the scores go up to 5,000.
I'd expect Top 2% if you were like 4,000 sure.

>>153989247
wrtie >>153989281 complainng about the 2/2/2 meta

>>153989247
Mercy having to explain to D.Va what's going on when she has her first period.

>>153989247
me and d.va while she's streaming

>>153989247
anon x milk cow lactating symettra

>Less than 70 points away from diamond
I'm scared

Has anyone here been climbing as a support and solo queueing?