/owg/ - Overwatch General

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Jamison Fawkes!

husbando fags are even worse than waifufags. and waifufags are already on par with footfags and scatfags

I want to marry Fareeha

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I'm going to marry D.Va!

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>>153944772
Don't be mad!! ~~^^

>>153944772
Why are you so angry?

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>>153944772
I'm sorry you feel that way, anon! I guess we'll have to agree to disagree!

>>153944772
>image of reinhardt means i want to fuck him

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>>153944849
She's already mine, friend.

The only fun supports are Ana and Zenyatta.

Lucio is only fun in booping and wall riding but otherwise is boring as fuck.

Mercy is only fun when you get a big res.

Symmetra is not fun.

How do I learn to stop giving a shit in QP and just do what I want?

Can't deny that losing is never fun.

>>153944772

Where do us furfags fit in?

>>153945118
play against ai. no one wants a tard on their team

>>153945164
paedophile tier, which is worse than all of the above

If I want to win a game, I play Zenyatta.

Too fucking OP.

moreover, hitting headshots throwing balls is satisfying af.

Started as a Tracerfag, I'm finding myself becoming more and more Zenbro

>>153945164
They are alright. Nice dudes who keep to themselves and dont shit up the threads. Overall, better than most.

>start season 1 at rank 59
>drop all the way to 49
>spend weeks climbing back up to 59
>takes multiple wins to outweigh a loss
>reduced XP if a faggot on the other team quits
>guaranteed loss if someone on your team quits
>even in the mid 50s frequently see stupid picks and idiotic strategies
>decide to quit until season 2
>season 2 placement matches
>wifi goes down momentarily
>completely disconnected
>cannot rejoin match
>receive a loss and a 6min ban for leaving a game
>silver tier on our team picks Ana even though we have a Lucio, later switches to Genji, then Tracer
>enemy team has 2 people with top 500 profile pictures, literally no way we could've won
Welp, see you again in season 3 I guess.

why does everyone get mad when i pick tracer

>>153945164
Don't post furry shit and you're fine

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Still trying to decide between these, I'm leaning towards either the carbon fiber or b.va

>>153945412
EVER GET THAT FEELING OF DEJA VU?

>>153945435
There are a lot of faggots in this general who would say anything other than Junebug (the only correct answer)

>>153945412
because tracer is just a shit version of d.va

Why'd you change the name to Shabani Winston? And why didn't you fix the quote while you were at it?

I won't make another thread, but that's just sloppy craftsmanship anon.

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how do i solve this shit?

>>153945570
what

>>153945570
i'm not sure how to respond to this

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>>153944837

>>153945570
lol what

have you even played this game?

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>>153945435
I don't like any of the b.va skins.

If you don't like the Junker skinline, I'd go with Carbon Fiber, but I'd lean closer to the White Rabbit color.

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>tfw not enough blizz-shekels to get this yet

reee

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>>153945570
>tracer is just a shit version of d.va
>one is an attack class, the other is a tank

is this bait m8?

>>153945427
>>153945343

Thanks for the nice words, guys! :3

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>>153945118
>How do I learn to stop giving a shit in QP and just do what I want?

Don't: QP is the mode to play the way you want. If you want to try your hardest and WIN, then you have every right to.

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>>153944729
unnnf i love this man

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Amélie Lacroix

>>153944772
>this mad at waifu/husbandofags
>[HON INTENSIFIES]
You sound upset.

>>153945487
FALSE START
I swear to God, she already has me obsessed, if she knows anything about American football all other women, real or fake, is irrelevant forever

>>153944772
Woah woah, what is so wrong with feet that we have to be grouped up with literal shit?

>doing emotes with an enemy tracer in pre-game skirmish
>Hanzo arrow out of now where takes my head off
Well now.

http://66.media.tumblr.com/b832fa3a264caf6a242e70043de44f81/tumblr_inline_ochz2p0hfS1u4dwib_1280.jpg

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>>153945916
I love him too! He's cute and I want to hold his hand! You have great taste!

>>153945809
>>153945668
>high mobility ability
>close range high damage gun which is shit at long range
>bomb ultimate

the difference is that one of them has 500 hp, a bomb with a large aoe and unlimited ammo.

tracer is just a shit d.va, deal with it, platinum scrubs

So, fellow shit-tier rankers, how about we make this an episode of "Tales from ELO Hell"?

>Solo Queue in mid-Gold
>Get attack first
>Enemy team has Torb and Bastion
>They hold us off for about 30 seconds, and then we kill them and steamroll
>Defense time
>Teammates pick Torb and Bastion
>They ask why everybody keep telling them that's bad

Amazingly enough, they switched after I said "look, the enemy team JUST had them and we owned them."

Anyone want to add me on friend list for overwatch? Not that good of a player (just looking for people to play on whichever mode). Name's D3ADMAU5 if anyone interested.

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If you're reading this, I love you.

What's the secret to winning in Solo Q Competitive?

My rank is in the low 1700. I constantly get gold medals in all categories but still lose. I've been playing Lucio most of the time.

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>26 wins
>21 loses
>3 draws
>150 poins lost since placement (which was 6-4)

Explain this

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>>153946212

>>153946212
nice try, but I'm diamond, and you're making no fucking sense trying to relate two totally different characters

>>153946310
gay desu senpai

How do we make roadhog usable in higher tiers?

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Uncharacteristically handsome.

>>153946310
slut

>>153946376
>3 similar abilities
>b-but blizzard said one is a tank x) they're totally different

post overbuff

>>153946324
>1700 SR
>All Gold
>As Lucio

lmfao i love it

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>>153946003
A False Start is also a running term you gwob.

It's when you run off the line before the shot because you get super antsy and want the best advantage.

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>playing QP
>some 17 year old weeb starts sending me hate
>check profile for season 1
>season high: 58
Not today kiddo

>3000
BRONZE
>3000+
SUPER BRONZE

>always play support
>go into ranked
>80% of match on fire, gold medal in healing, etc.
>win match
>+30 points
>lose match
>-60 points
>meanwhile friend who plays tanks and attackers gets +60 for a match win

Seriously, I'm inches from being fucking done with this game.

>>153945921
>waifu/husbando fags start threads early just so they can get their images in the OP
>Don't fix anything that needs to be fixed in the OP or add/prune links as warranted and as their relevance changes

I am legitimately upset.

It's like living in a college dorm and some losers start cooking heavily spiced food and leaving trash all over the common areas, then saying "well it's already like this so why bother changing things". It's upsetting when a comfy place gets steadily worse.

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>>153946463
D.Va's mobility isn't as linear as Tracer's, D.Va's guns suffer over long range much more than Tracer's do, plus Tracer has to reload, and the "bomb ultimate" is cute. D.Va has a fucking nuke, Tracer has a fucking grenade.

And no, I won't post my Overbuff, you can have this though I guess.

>>153946496
>It's when you run off the line before the shot because you get super antsy and want the best advantage.

Kinda like the last few threads starting 20-30 posts early to get waifus and husbandos in the OP?

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Ana's panties.

>>153946731
>I won't post my Overbuff
opinion discarded

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W..what happened?

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>>153946775
Pretty much yeah, but the big difference here is that OP is a attention seeking faggot.

>>153946785
Get that white nigger off my wife's mom

>>153946731
Also, Overbuff is fucking retarded, those stats haven't updated in 2 weeks and I don't know why I went from like #722 to #335 back to like 62%... Overbuff tells me literally nothing. None of those sites do. Idk why.

>that one fag who thinks defense characters arent good on attack

jesus

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>>153946424
I don't usually like man buns, but you're right, he does look handsome!

>>153946837
You didn't make the cut

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>>153946837
>Rank 35

>>153946937
bait

>>153946937
What defense heroes are good on attack

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>>153946937
Whenever I see an Attack Bastion or Torb I know I have to try 4x as hard to make sure he doesn't fuck everything up. And when we win they always think they were the main defining reason for the win.

>>153947102
hanzo

>>153946937
>that one fag who thinks offense heroes arent good on defense

christ

>>153947123
>teamwork wins games
Wow, who knew!

>"huh, too easy"
WOAH WHAT

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>>153947125
To be fair Hanzo is fucking obnoxious everywhere now.

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>it's a "solo-heal zen forgets to press shift because he's too busy DPSing, and the 10, 13, and 17 on your team are hanzo, genji, and symmetra" game

hanzo
>unlimited ammo
>stupid fucking ult
>can climb walls
>instagib any hero
>projectiles the size of bears


mccreee
>can stun

>just wanna play some fun QP
>keeps putting me in KOTH

>>153946837
>1776
GOD BLESS THE U.S.A.

>>153947310
>10, 13, and 17
What did he mean by this?

>>153947312
mccree is just a shitty hanzo

>>153947321
>just wanna play some fun QP
>keeps putting me in Assault

>>153946332
I'm sitting at
>22 wins
>21 loses
>4 draws
>down 100 points since placements
shit's silly

>>153947321
Payload/Point Capture only mode when?

>>153945664
Cute!!!!!

>>153947428
>Leave after a game because they have a Tracer main sucking the fun out of it
>wait 5 minutes
>puts me in other game with them
Come on man

>>153946937
a good Mei on attack is some serious shit

>>153947568
Quit Overwatch and reopen the game.

healslut looking for adds on america

Why is it when I play Reinhardt and get all golds and potg I get blamed for losing when the team has a Hanzo and Tracer

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>2-0 in placements so far
I should just stop now or I'll end up 2-8, won't I

>>153947102
junk
mei
good hanzo/widow

>>153947160
reaper

>>153947653
because people are shit

>>153945664
Fareeha Amari!

just got a draw in my placements

what does it mean?

>>153947829
-250 rank

>>153947662
>Trash mouse
>Good ever
xD

>>153947383
levels

in general idc, but low levels are a decent indicator of low skill

How do I Tracer? It feels like every time I try to hunt down their squishies they have a tank or DPS babysitting them.

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>>153945570

>>153948014
Single them out and target them when their tanks/dps are busy

>>153946424
>roadhog
>not having a face fucked up by all the radiation
>not having tumors growing out of every crevice
>not having giant craters where parts of his jaw should be
they really need to show his face so tumblr can stop making everything LE ANIMU HADSOM XDDD

Any Platnium fag wanna join up in our quest for diamond and masters?

>>153948014
Harass the fuck out of people. Zip into squishies and kill them then zip out. Do the same for tanks but throw your bomb at them after shoot.

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>heal less than team's mercy with zen all game
>get an end game card over her anyways

>>153948014
>How do I Tracer?
pick d.va instead

PLAY OF THE MATCH
mercy
Shift
Q

>Be amazing tracer get 2 gold medals ever round
>Teams are shit and hardly ever listen
>End up in Platnium

I wanna die

Anyone on xbone wanna rock some comp?

>>153948014
it's very hard to play tracer because you have to be very aware of what is around you when you are diving in to get squishies.

But even harassing them is enough, if you can't single them out. She can do decent damage at medium distance (this is the only way to beat a Reaper 1 v 1, in fact, with 3+ reloads at medium distance, on the head)

Of course your main priority are supports. Always take the flank route and rustle people's jimmies from there

>>153948626
I played all of my promo games alone and stoned and ended up in plat. I don't understand how people can get lower.

>Be amazing d.va get 4 gold medals ever round
>Teams are shit and hardly ever listen
>End up in Platnium

I wanna die

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>get potg for killing Mercy and Hanzo with dragon blade
>second half of potg is me running from Mei and capping

>>153948568
Yeah they're really gonna need to fix that, there's no reason a 3man rez should outweigh killing 5 people.

Getting POTG with Mercy was already easy to do, now they make it completely retard-proof.

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>>153948314
I don't see why it would just be his face that is all fucked up. The rest of him looks relatively unscathed and he seems to have a full head of hair and something that fucked up his face should at least have affected his hair as well. I don't think he has a monster face. I assume he wears the mask because respiratory problems + intimdation + trying to distance himself from the man he used to be.

He's actually stunningly handsome underneath

>>153947384
This is literally the opposite.

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>>153948823
>He's actually stunningly handsome underneath
He is

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[Roundabout starts playing]

Sit emotes were the best thing Blizz has added to the game in a while.

>>153948823
>>153948952
you people are just as bad as waifufags

>>153948729
you don't belong higher than platinum if you can't play any other hero besides D.Va, you fucking moron

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>first time playing Zen since he was nerfed
>feels stronger than ever if you can aim
Good to know my boy is still viable even if its just in pubs.

Is your performance taken in account when calculating ranked changes? Like if you lose but you have great stats, do you lose less rank than if you had horrible stats?

>go on a losing streak
>leave and come back later
>go on another losing streak
Diamond is now far out of my reach, and so are those golden weapons at this point.

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whats a good place to get new and fresh OverArt.

I want to add to my folder.

>>153949094
literally top tier

Post some QTmaker.

>>153948014
I can never tell if these questions are ironic or not. Tracer is literally designed for new players to feel like they're good. Just blink around, annoy people and rewind if you're low on health.

>>153948965
>that pharah rocket

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>>153949169

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>>153948952
In what world is this chin handsome?

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>>153949089
Oh settle down I'm just kidding around.

>>153949216
That's why [Roundabout starts playing], duh.

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>reinhardt ult will stun enemies ~1 story above you

what cancer; i would understand if there was any indication, but no. it's just "fuck you, pharah and genji flying goddamn ten feet above me"

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>I was only a young anon
>I loved Jesse McCree so much, I owned all the sprays and emotes
>I pray to McCree every night, thanking him for the most eliminations per game life I have been given
>"Jesse McCree is love", I say, "Jesse McCree is life"
>Reaper hears me and calls me a faggot
>He is obviously jealous of my devotion to McCree
>I called him an edgy worse McCree
>He slaps me and hurls me down the well on illios
>I am crying now, because my face hurts
>I go into my spawn and it is very cold
>I feel a warmth moving towards me
>I fell something touch me
>It's McCree
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear, "Woah there"
>He downs me with his powerful fanhammer DPS and puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my PotG for McCree
>He penetrates my shield
>It hurts so much, but I do it for McCree
>I can feel my healthbar tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please McCree
>He clears his throat as he fills my butt with his dps
>Reaper walks in
>McCree looks him deep in the eyes and says, "This life's never uninteresting"
>McCree dodgerolls through the window
Jesse McCree is love, Jesse McCree is life

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>15 games played
>already in diamond

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>>153949275

>>153949104
i believe so, yeah

>>153949379
young hanzo skins > okami skins

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>your team on comp

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>Omnics
>Deserving rights

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>>153949169
Just want to love the qt smugberry.

Does anyone else think this new competitive rankings system is absolute wank? I honestly preferred the other one better.

>>153949349
literal luck gj anon

>>153949349
I played exactly 10 matches and I ended up at 3134. Am I cool yet?

Those 10 matches were my placements.

>>153949130
wait a few weeks until the mmr settles itself down and then start playing ranked.

Right now there's too much variance in the matchmaking, and the best/worst players aren't in the mmr tier they belong

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This thread needs more GLORIOUS Reinhardt

>>153949540
Do they group up teams based on their number ranking or silver gold platinum etc

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>>153949472
>luck
placed ~2750 and got 40-70 points a win

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>>153949169

>>153946496
I assumed that, but no, I refuse to think that's what she's talking about she's perfect with her ADD self

>>153949447
Why does it feel like she always dies in this pose.

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Which one?

>play brawl
>there's a 4 star going on 5 Mercy on our tam
>coabalt skin
>gold cadaceus staff
Have I met serious healsut?

>>153949606
WHAT

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>>153949676
>I refuse to think that's what she's talking about

I didn't realize we were dealing with a retard.

>>153949767
Tracer, always Tracer, there is no other option kys if you think otherwise

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Why do I keep seeing people saying that ranking Diamond secures a free gold weapon? That's simply fucking wrong.

Educate yo'selves. Gold skins cost 3000.

>>153949767
My delicious brown Fareeha

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>>153949767
Pharah or Mercy

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>>153949606
>>153949839
GLORIOUS
NO I WON'T GIVE IN(I WON'T GIVE IN)
UNTIL I'M VICTORIOUS
AND I WILL DEFEND(I WILL DEFEND)
AND I WILL DO WHAT I MUST
I WON'T GIVE IN(I WON'T GIVE IN)
OH SO GLORIOUS
UNTIL THE END(UNTIL THE END)

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>tfw the days of Merciless games are over

>>153949630
the number ranking.

>>153949973
>he thinks you need to be grandmaster

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>>153949973
What the fuck, why? 65 was enough for a free gold and that's equivalent to ~3200 this season. Why suddenly make them super rare?

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>>153949606

>>153949767
The one that isnt same face

>Stuck in low-mid 60s last season when playing with friends
>forced to support or tank every game
>leave so I can dps more often and solo climb to 76
>come back and everyone is clamoring for me to carry them
>we queue
>they all still play dps despite being FUCKING GARBAGE and now there's a mmr discrepancy between me and them they get dumpstered every game but they DON'T FUCKING LEARN AND DON'T LET ME PLAY DPS

Just fuck all my friends holy shit I hope they all die.

>be Rein on attack
>whole team is at the choke point
>get boosted by Anna
>charge in and kill half their team, including the healer
>my team just sits at the choke point
why

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>>153950143
>Hate playing Lucio
>Get stuck in 40's last season after Mercy nerf
>Mercy comes back
>Almost grandmaster now

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>>153950096

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for some fucking reason vegas put a flicker near the end of this that isn't present in the source or the pre-crop render

Is mercy viable? Or is lucio and zan still the best

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Post that fucking map you cant stand.

>>153946731
At least post your comp stats, quick play is fucking useless

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>>153949606

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>never under silver elims whenever I play Symmetra

Why does so many Symm players make this hero look hard?

>>153949434
>McCree, Torbjorn, Pharah
Not entirely sure what the rest of the village people could be though

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>mfw 50 points away from diamond
>I start getting matched up with junkrat mains, russian tracers, people that can't play fucking lucio, mcclick faggots who are complaining about pharas, dps insta lockers that can't aim in the general direction of the enemy and top 500 icon shitters at 2.5k mmr
>I play my fucking heart out every single god damn game
>now I'm just below 2.6k

I should have stoped playing, didn't I? Hug me /owg/, I can't take this anymore ;_;

>you get leaver penalty for leaving during final score screen
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS DUMB BULLSHIT. I DON'T NEED TO READ THE FINAL SCORE, I KNOW I FUCKING LOST

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>>153950312
>Just fuck all my friends holy shit I hope they all die.

>5 friends all want to play
>2 of them are utter shit, 2 of them are decent at best and 1 will only play after he's smoked a bowl
>lose every 6man game we play in horribly
>they get upset when I don't want to deal with losing every game and take a break until some of them leave

I hate this "I only play because its fun with friends" meme.

>>153950573
Did they win?

>>153950490
She's good, i'd say zen is still an instapick though.

>>153950620
If Symmetra actually looked like that I'd cream my pants every game

>>153950415
>he can only hold a mouse button and press Q
>delusional healslut thinks his useless ass can get carried to GM

>>153950652
Yeah, we won. They ended up having 90 seconds in round 3 to get as far as they could, and we had 6 minutes to cap the first point

>>153950640
>lying on the internet

I've left hundreds of matches at all points once the Defeat/Victory goes across the screen and haven't even been warned of the penalty.

>>153949973
Diamond will probably be the 3000 mark just because you can't get lower than it afterwards

>>153950728
I'm talking "final score" screen, not victory/defeat screen. It's retarded that it has to bee two fucking messages.

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Had a dream with OW characters last night. Not all of them, but a lot of the OW girls.

We went on a vacation to Sweden (no idea why Sweden specifically, not like Torbjorn was there). We went on some boat tour, I remember specifically Mei, Tracer, Widowmaker, and Mercy were there

Tracer and I watched Mercy's fat butt get massaged and agreed that Mercy had a nice ass

Then we went and fugged in the hotel room, this pissed Widowmaker off something awful and she called me a pervert

Pretty gud dream desu

>>153950728
5 minutes, sorry. I was confusing games. We had an Anubis game where we held them off point B for 6 minutes then steamrolled on offense

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>>153950816
>people take this shit seriously and get into arguments over it

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>>153950816
Yes I also saw this posted on /v/.

Thanks.

>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Pharah so much, I had all the Raptora merchandise and holovids
>I pray to Pharah every night before bed, thanking her for the life I’ve been given
>"Pharah is love" I say; “Pharah is life”
>My mom hears me and calls me a dyke
>I know she was just jealous of my devotion for Pharah
>I called her a cunt
>She slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s Pharah
>I am so happy
>She whispers into my ear “Let's keep the skies clear together.”
>She grabs me with her powerful armored hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my pussy for Pharah
>She penetrates my vagina with a ten-inch strap-on
>It hurts so much but I do it for Pharah
>I can feel my hymen tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against her force
>I want to please Pharah
>She moans in a mighty moan as she fills my pussy with my juices
>My mom walks in
>Pharah looks her straight in the eyes and says “Play nice, play Pharah.”
>Pharah flies through my window
>Pharah is love. Pharah is life.

>>153950921
I once had a dream where I slapped Ana but then Reinhardt came and nearly crushed my head with one hand.
Maybe I should take a break from this game for a while

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>>153950816
what is this autism

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Fastest Hanamura Attack game ever?

>entire enemy team ragequits afterwards

>>153950816
>this is what happens when you burn the casserole

>>153950941
Death Battle autists are the worst

>>153951251
Something like 1:15 and I don't think anyone on our team died a single time

>>153950643
Yup, just gotta "break" until everyone you want gone is gone. I actually enjoy playing in a group I just wish all the players in it were either:
a) actually competent
b) if they're not, they know they aren't and are grateful for the carry instead of fucking complaining all game using statements that clearly outline a fundamental misunderstanding of the game such as "guys we need to get on the point" like fuck you

>play mandatory 10 matches for comp
>pretty comfy, 5/5 but extremely close and satisfying losses
>lose every match since then with teammates that either charge headlong in to turret fire or never attempt to push a chokepoint
>finally ragequit with a "just give me my fucking loss and I'll jack off for 10 minutes" attitude

I just can't deal with it sometimes. I'm sorry, /vg/

>>153950816
Did Tracer burn Scout's casserole or what?

Is there an Overwatch general discord?

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what kind of body type does pharah have

>Play koth
>stomp first round
>half of enemy team leaves to be replaced by people who stomp the next two rounds

>get stomped first round
>half of our team leaves to be replaced by more retards

and that's why you always skip koth

Why do Young Ana and Horus only have armor on one leg? It's really bugging me.

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>>153951435
The kind that makes my mouth start salivating

>>153951435
one with no arms or legs

>>153951435
The best kind

>>153949767
Mercy's ass isn't that huge in game

What is the bane of your existence with your most played character ?

I somehow always manage to jump right into Reinhardt's charge as Lucio.

>>153951423
There are several, but they're all terrible.

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>Started a nofap 2 days ago
>Go to /v/ overwatch thread
>Assposting everywhere
>Mei's colossal 10/10 woman of the galaxy award worthy ass
I don't know how much longer I can last

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>>153951506
She's probably used to snipe while taking a knee, the knee with the armor.

Now that she's old she probably sits completely down like her one victory pose does.

>>153950437
>both lionhardt and bloodhardt makes it looks like reinhardt's chestpiece is also laughing when doing the emote
Reinhardt is truly the best

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>>153951524
what kind of body type does mei have

>queueing with friends playing on new map
>playing mercy
>teammate outlines areas such as "this is the choke" and "this is where the enemy pharah/genji can fly over
>game starts, can see Pharah fly over exactly where we discussed
>call it, literally no one reacts
>see Pharah fly into the building behind the point
>address one of my friends directly, tell him Pharah is directly behind him in the building on the point
>he continues to spam the choke
>several seconds of me trying to communicate the presence of a Pharah in our back line
>she comes out, knocks one of our guys off and kills me because i'm playing fucking mercy

I'm playing with 4 OTHER PEOPLE in fucking discord, trying to let them know of the threat that ultimately broke open the point and they don't have enough IQ in their brain to stop spamming the choke for one second to look for one of their two dps. Just fucking kill me.

>>153951613
Getting stuck, whether by Trashmouse's trap, McCree's stun, Roadhog's chain, or fucking Mei in general makes me genuinely upset at myself

>>153951251
1:10 on Hanamura, 52 seconds on Anubis

>>153951836
Morbidly obese 600+ lbs

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who's the best OW fan artist?

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Post your voice lines

>VIOLENCE IS USUALLY THE ANSWER

>>153951992
ECMajor by far

Is Battle.net down for anyone else?

>>153952048
Iz dis EZ mowd

guys i'm losing interest

after wasting time on a lot of similar garbage titles like global agenda, this game had a ton of buzz and the "blizzard polish"

but its trajectory so far seems to be a lot more like pokemon go than a big-name, long-standing multiplayer esports title -- people play it for 10h/day, burn out on it, and it has nothing to retain them

who else is feeling the burnout blues?

>>153952048
おおお、お宝か。

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dabbing emotes when?

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>someone leaves Comp match
>Entire team loses SR because of it because it's impossible to win without another person

Nice """"""""""game"""""""""", guys

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>>153952048
Happy birthday!

>>153952251
low quality b8 m8

>>153952048
>Ay wuz HOPING for a CHARRENGE.
Spamming it after kills is a 10/10 salt machine. I've won games because the enemy team gets so tilted and wastes time on me.

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>tfw your the god of all Roadhogs

get on my level scrubs

I'd say Widowmaker is one of the characters that can be used anytime, so what's wrong with maining her?

She's also the most fun.

>win
>only get 10-20 points
>lose
>lose 30 points
why even try

>>153952308
Hello
Reddit

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>>153951070
Wew

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>>153951992
Markraas

>>153952449
Yeah, you need to keep winning to climb up.

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Anyone wanna share some tales from platinum?

>Winston is bad
>Roadhog is broken

>>153952449

>BUT WE FICED MATCHMAKING

I sold the game months ago senpai


I'm just here for the waifus

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>>153944579
After I got a golden gun for Zarya who is pretty much the only character I play a lot of I can not get myself to care about playing competitive since I feel like it is too much stress for little reward. Anyone else with similar experiences?

Will Blizz save us from the tyranny of Mercy potgs?

>>153952308
Go play HOTS if you want zarya being a nigger

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>>153952439
>14 wins

>>153952048
How embarrassing.

>>153952440
Because most WM players can't aim for shit.

>>153952048
>Like taking candy from a baby

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>>153952327
I always thank my Junkrat when he tells me to have a nice day.

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>>153952621

>>153952621
Literally me playing Tracer on Ilios

>hey this tracer is harassing your only healer
>ask if can one of the 2 Hanzos switch to take care of her
>someone switches to a 3rd Hanzo
WHAT DID I DO IN A PAST LIFE TO GET THESE IDIOTS ON MY TEAM EVERY FUCKING TIME

>>153952601
Only reason I even force myself through comp, solo q too. One I get my stupid golden weapon I'll never touch comp ever again.

>>153952601
I would like to play competitive, but I don't wanna solo queue, and all my friends are playing Legion.

>>153952310
>impossible to win without another person
get gud

>>153949973
Technically speaking, Master would be enough to get you a gold weapon, mainly because you're accumulating CP already while you get to Grand Master. Though this still isn't guaranteed depending on the growth of your skill rating.

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has blizzard said anything about romances?

>>153952048
>EVERYTHING'S COMING UP EXPLODEY

Alternately,
>play nice, play pharah
>why are you so angry?
>young punks, get off my lawn
>CATCH PHRASE!

>>153952310
>blizzard still hasn't fixed that

Literally just give all negative points to the leaver
Thats all you need to do
Serial leavers get sucked down into a super shitter tier with all the other serial leavers

"B-but my internet conked out"
Don't play ranked with shitty internet.

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>>153952753
>harass other players by trying to impose your will on them
>get punished
deserved

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>guys some1 switch to healer
>guys we need a healer!!!

If you are going to say this, you'd better switch yourself. Else shut the fuck up, I'm not switching to support.

>>153952849
Who the hell is he killing, anyway?

>>153952401
so what you're saying is overwatch is going into a death spiral where only dedicated beta players will remain in a few months and no one cares enough about the fate of this dying game to refute and/or commiserate? ok

>>153946586
Gold medal in healing for healers is literally like coming in first place in a race where you're the only participant.

Is it still be nice to Genji day?

>>153952753
>complaining about QP

it's time to leave the kiddie's pool

>>153952953
But what if I'm the only tank

>>153952251
>>153952971
>im burned out therefore the game is dying
back to /v/

>>153952958
Looks like Genji with the Sparrow costume.

>>153953112
Then it's justifiable

But when you're LITERALLY anything else, shut the fuck up

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>>153944579

>tfw top 10 in S76 comp rankings

So how did people do in placements and what ranks did you get?

>go from 2901-2977
>Try out grouping with friends
>Down to 2698
>Try soloqueing again
>Down to 2514 because of literal shitters and people who leave matches
Help

I don't want to be a gold

how the fuck do you deal with pharah/lucio? it's impossible to shoot her down since she regenerates hp pretty fast and lucio is hiding behind the tankline

>>153953156
Nice.

>>153952971
i'm saying that
>waah, waah; i was only to play for ten hours a day for a finite amount of time before i burned out on the game and/or required fucking wrist surgery
is meaningless. you're telling me that bliz made a game that you played obsessively, and you're mad you can't do it literally forever? fucking go outside once in a while, holy shit

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Please help decide my fate.
http://www.strawpoll.me/11162803

>>153953207
Let me guess, you're one of those faggots who sees a 5 man team missing a support and then goes Genji or Hanzo.

>>153953359
He teched your grab.

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>>153952898
>>EVERYTHING'S COMING UP EXPLODEY

>not BRIIIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGGG

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>>153953427

That's actually not a terrible mechanic if it were to be implemented.

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>throw flashbang at ulting Genji
>no effect

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>>153952048
>CATCH PHRASE

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>>153953269
>playing S76
You need to go back

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>>153952794
I have a friend or two to play with but it just never feels fun any more. Even though I win more than I lose its still extremely frustrating getting even one retard on your team. Maybe I am taking it too seriously but that's why its called "competitive".

>>153952761
Glad I got it with my season 1 competitive shekels. I play Rein quite a bit too but since one day everyone and their grandmother will have golden weapons from stacking CP from different seasons the weapon loses its appeal after the 1st character for me.

I feel like Blizz should not be afraid of tossing people in bronze or silver so that matchmaking feels less like a roulette. When everyone is in gold and plat it is a complete clusterfuck. It is not even a me ooga team booga situation, you can just easily spot players on every team (yours and the enemy) that are not meant to be in this skill rank with season1 rank 70+ people memeing on season1 rank 40s in half the matches.

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what the fuck, how is this grouping allowed

>>153951884
have you seen how much match making favors groups? you have probably won more in a group than you've lost just because full solo queue teams always have to go up against multiple stacks at a time

the saddest thing about solo queue is that 1 hero limit doesn't solve the fact that people rage switch off support or leave one support to heal 2 tanks and 3 dps, because that always works out well
>inb4 just use your mic and suddenly your team is awesome ^ ^
people just disagree because what they did worked a few times in the past

>>153952621
what is that orange thing top left?

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>>153953570

>not playing daddiescummies76

It's like you don't want to be a M A N

>>153953269
>top 10 as 76
Thats like being top 10 as torb

>>153953521
Roadhog would be completely useless aside from being a pubstomper if that were to happen.

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>>153953452
It's really hard to pick one, they're all good. Except "Blow it up again." I like the respawn read better.

>McCree are superior to all the other DPS
>I can't aim with him

*sigh* Back to being healslut i guess. At least i have my guaranteed POTG

>>153952953
But Anon, I'm Reinhardt

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Finally my ban is lifted.

>>153953705
The lightning bolt?
Something to do with connection.

>>153952941
Yeah, who wants to win amirite

>>153953332
Don't get reaper legendaries, they're bad.

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How do we fix xim?

> POTG as Rein
> It's me killing three half-dead players right as the game ends
Not like this

>>153953861
So are there any lewds of D.Va in this skin?
Because that shit is my JAM.

>>153953936
Fix the fucking hitbox on the hammer.

>>153953665/
What's wrong with it?

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>>153953862
ah, okay. Is it like you're getting high ping or something?

>>153953861
Was it like mine?

>>153953936
He's literally fine

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>>153952048
>I GIVE IT A TEN

Makes me feel like a winner having that voiceline before Blizz ended the event.