/owg/ - Overwatch General

1st for Pharmercy making girls bicurious

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Post yfw you realize 23 is half of 76

>>153995865
first for argh

SOMBRA NEVER

>>153995934
I just lay a bear trap on one side and then position myself on the other so she gets hit either way.

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vintage mem

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>>153995865
Jamison Fawkes!

>>153996030
You done?

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>>153995865
c a n o n

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If you're reading this, I love you.

As Mercy, what's a good time to let my team die then revive them instead of trying to heal them?

SHIPPERS OUT

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>>153996170

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>>153996041
Sure:

Before the patch, healing and reviving gave you fire points, just like killing and doing damage. But the healing side of the spectrum gave almost no fire unless you were really doing work.

Now they increased the amount of points you get for healing and reviving. Reviving was doubled to 100 points per person, and healing is now 7-10 points per second from 3-5. Killing someone solo is 100 points, so if you have a game where the largest kill streak was around 3 kills by ONE person, and a mercy healed 2 people and revived 2 people while sucking a dick, the game will give more points to the Mercy and it would have more effect on what the game chooses for POTG.

>>153996170
I butt you too, Mercy poster.

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>>153996170
I love you, too...

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Quick, claim your Waifu/Husbando!

No one else may take them from you if you claim them first.

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>>153996170
Why should I believe an Imp like you?

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>>153996213
I missed you. I still miss Mommy.

>>153996317
I claim that onion doll bud

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>>153996317
CLAIMED

>>153996317
Mei. I like puns. And butts. And thicc.

>>153996317
I'm stakin' my claim on the objective

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>>153996317
Lena!

Los Bandidos de Informes reports any NFSW image, lewd or otherwise if it's obvious from the thumbnail. Please be kind to those in the workforce by using basic posting etiquette and spoilering such images

>Yes I finally got back into 2900!
>stomped back into the middle of 2800

Jeff you fucking liar this isn't any different from the last ranking system

Still way too many people with the same number

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>>153996317
Claiming blueberry so I can throw her in the trash like the worthless piece of rubbish she is.

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>>153996317
I claim Fareeha!

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>>153996317
Mercy is mine

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>>153996285
Are you by chance the anon who made pic?

>>153996442
A new one! I was going to ask for the artist, but your filename helped! I assume he's the same one who made bunny ears Talon Tracer or Olympic games Tracey?

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>>153996317
Now what?

How do I git above average>?

>>153996550
Yes, he's the one who's been doing Talon Tracer

My Uni internet has suddenly started blocking Steam and Battle.net. Will I get banned if I use a VPN?

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>>153996170
I love you too!

>>153996564
Now you fight that guy >>153996534

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>>153996623
He's an absolute godsend

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healslut on america looking for adds Mentha#1177

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>>153996317
c-claimed...
its not like i needed my pelvis, anyway

>>153996189

When the enemies drop a bunch of ults

>>153996749
Looks like we got ourselves an edgy eddy over here. Rules aren't for him, no sir!

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>play a couple of eichenwald
>has other things to do
>yesterday
>haha time for season 2 placement matches
>5 out of 10 is nepal
>losses everywhere
>brain dead teams
>"team of 30-40s for you, team of 150-160s for them"

How bad is 2480? I'm guessing pretty bad because one of my friend who has less than half of my playtime (implying practice helps a shitter) got ranked around 3000.

>>153996062

You know he's a filthy, nut job terrorist and not a pretty anime character right?

>it's another match of junkrat doesn't swap because he can't aim

>>153996805
shouldn't you be working right now drone

>>153996904
even in diamond i'm seeing useless junkrats, i wonder why they're so common

>>153996665
>Now you fight that guy
Must violence always be the solution?

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I WAS DOING REQUESTS A COUPLA' HOURS AGO AND SOMEONE REQUESTED A NEW JUNKER SKIN

I FILLED IT, BUT I FELT LIKE FILLING IT MORE AND BETTER.

HERE'S WARLORD GENJI

RATE MY EDGY OC

>ult as Zarya
>Mei puts up wall in front of enemies
>wait for Mei to put it down
>she doesn't
>her wall breaks just as the ult ends
>everybody on our team gets angry at her
Why'd they buff Mei again?

>>153996945
Nigga its 2 30

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>>153996317
One of the advantages of loving Symmetra is, no one rushing to claim her.

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Cutest and best pairing

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>>153996550
you got it

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Why can Widowmaker trigger her own trap? This doesn't make any sense to me. By this logic, shouldn't Junkrat get snared in his own bear trap if he walks on it?

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>>153996317
Yennefer

>>153997054
The only picture i like of this pairing

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>>153996970
Violence is usually the answer

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Post healslut

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>>153996842
Yes! But that's okay - he's really cute! I also like the chaotic morally gray nature of his character because I feel like it has a lot of potential if Blizzard is willing to explore it in detail!

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>>153997187

>been playing nothing but eichenwald
>always win on defense
>always lost on attack

What the hell is this?

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>>153997187

>>153996828
You're pretty much middle of the road

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>tfw you will never spoon with mercy

>>153997262
I want witch Mercy to cast a spell on me! Also that had better be her Halloween skin.

>>153996989
N O I C E

>>153997309
Feels good, man.

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>play Quick Play to get XP for boxes
>first games are victories, team works together and everyone is happy
>games slowly devolve into complete trash, no one wants to work together, teams start trolling, raging in chat and "kill youself" spam in every game

Why the fuck does this happen every damn night?

>>153997269
Welcome to eichenwalde

>>153997505
play ranked

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>my feet hurt
>i could be breaking it down right now
>she smells like poo
>d.va tried to slip date rape drugs into my mountain dew again

>>153996989
fricken cool/10

>>153997557
So skip the fun part and go straight to everyone raging and spamming.

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>this qt blue sniper
Can't wait for Halloween skins for best girl.

>>153997637
it's either that or trash games in the kiddie pool, get used to it

alternatively you can just make some friends

>>153997645
She's not going to have any Halloween skins.

She's already a monster.

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Post funny/cute dads

I can't play comp anymore. Lose 20 points after a stomp and gain 2 points for a very close win.

I mean whats the point of ranked if youre not top level? I'll stick to being a plat shitter and just play qp. At least I don't have to commit to 20 minutes of painfully knowing that my team's gonna lose.

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>>153997663
>alternatively you can just make some friends

Friends only exist to betray you when you need them the most.

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>>153997309
>you will never spoon with anyone ever
Every now and then I'm reminded to wonder why the fuck I am even alive.
Holy shit.

>>153997701
My god, I am a dad

>>153997729
Comp isn't a ladder you're meant to climb, it's a bucket you're supposed to sit in. You gain points and lose points based on how the system feels you're doing in relation to your current skill rating.

After you stagnate in your bucket, the only way to climb out and into a higher one is to actually improve.

Why is Reaper so fucking fun?

I wish I could be as edgy as Reaper.

How is he in high-tier skill levels?
I never wanna stop playing Shotgun man.

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Which Overwatch would you fug?

>>153997763
>He's never fallen asleep with his head in his girlfriend's lap while you both lay under a shady tree in the park!

Fucking cancer ;-;

>>153997868
Tubby tracer looks like a good fugg.

>>153997573
I imagine symmetry knows how to use a loo.

And even if she doesn't, I'm sure bathing, cleaning and retraining is someone's fetish.

>>153997868
>no Pharah
I'd fug that Ana though

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>>153997854
Easily one of the best balanced and desirable heroes in the game

He will always be relevant at all skill levels

>>153997854
He's used in tournaments all the time

>>153997749
Hi, me.

>>153997868
>no zarya
may as well the hunkrat then

Mei's radius is too big...

>>153997868
Is the cosplay fag from /owg/ in this? Which Mercy did you fuck up with?

>>153997998
4 u

>>153997849
haha no

Comp isnt a bucket, its a fucking trap door

you think you can maintain a rank? FUCK YOU

You think you can climb back to where you were? FUCK YOU

you think you can get even remotely fair teams? FUCK YOU

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>>153997868

Post little things that rustles your jimmies

>Reaper gun sound when you're not using him sounds like actual guns
>Reaper gun sound when you're using him sounds like a tin can

>>153997998
*mei is too big

>>153996154
They have no interactions anon.

>>153997663
>make some friends

tfw your friends who play this game all play at once and they all suck shit when they play together

This whole fucking "I play games because they're fun to play with muh friends" meme needs to stop.

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>>153998049

>>153998096
The only things fat about Mei are her tits and ass.

>>153997573
Symmetra is the toilet witch. She knows how to use the loo but sets up turrets in any bathroom with a toilet she can find so that others won't make it filthy.

>>153997868
The sparrow genji.

>>153998041
At bronze yes it is. I was at bronze in season one because I lost all placements because of leavers.
But my placements in season two I got to gold and everybody doesn't to be fucked in the head. I mean you'll have the typical assholes who will use a torb and throw down turrets in the middle of a team fight and try to get it to level 2 but that's just every torb.

>>153998027
The one in the middle. Right between the two doctor Ziegler cosplays. The one with the fuckhuge wings. She had an entire entourage that traveled around with her to make sure her wings had the proper clearance.

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>>153995865
what if comp rank wasn't determined by win/loss but by how you do in matches

>>153997868
Oh man the abs on that junkrat. He can fuck me anyday.

I decided to learn how to play the PotG song.
What do you guys think of my performance!
https://youtu.be/zyqCgvmC6pI?t=3m24s

>>153996989
are owg drawfags a thing?

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>>153998146

>>153998230
Then people would hurt team composition just to get "muh medals"
It'd make competitive worse than it currently is

Never play solo they said. Stack up they said.
>get invited to a 4 men stack by that 3300 dps dude I've seen around
>it's now we 5 and random diamond dude who instalocked genji
>placed against 6 stack
>it's 3001 (we) vs 3321 (enemy)
>get completely shat on by wombo-combos and generally better communication
>2/1 on volskaya
>play next game
>it's the same stack, but now we have diamond dude as 6th man
>trainwreck 3/0 on dorado

Well, ok then, thanks for a good advice

>>153998084
If you've ever fired a gun in real life you'd know the bang sounds different from behind the barrel. Especially with shotguns, you get a more mechanical and muted sound when you're the one pulling the trigger. Similar to how the front row at a rock concert might hear the music better than the band does. You're pretty much complaining about good sound design.

>>153998298
i didn't say medals but how well you personally do

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>>153997681
STANDING

>>153998230
You shouldn't lose that many points for a loss. The number of points you gain should be determined by your individual performance. For example if you won, but got just 1 elim as a dps you'd only get one point, but if you lost and got 4 golds you don't lose or gain any points.

>>153997701
OMG, what a template! Soooo saving this. I'll be sure to come up with some jokes later on.

>>153997868
All the gremlings.

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>>153998229
The Mercy on the far left is cuter imo

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>>153998230
>>153998298
>we're about to lose
>check medals
>have two golds
>determine I need one more to not drop rank
>switch to Junkrat
>spam enemy Rein shield for all I got
>gold damage :^)

>>153998324
I know you didn't say medals, but how well you personally do is best determined by medals

>>153998213
I was in diamond then went on a massive losing streak and cant get out of platinum

platinum is the same thing as the 50's, absolutely everyone's in it from drooling mei mains to hive-mind premades

it's completely up to chance whether you'll win or lose

>>153998324
Oh, like how long you spend on fire or how many kills you get.

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Do I just end my life or what?

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>>153998287
>gif

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>>153995472

>Haphazard placement of your keyboard and mouse. No ruler nearby to imply you're going to reposition them.
I'd be great if you could help me here, for the past ~2 months I've been playing on my MBP (and I was using a Razer Orochi, peaked at SR60, Final 54) - I decided to invest in an actual rig. Day 2 of playing on this keyboard, and my fingers hurt. What should I google for optimal placement?

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>>153997868
Did they fuck?

>>153998392
It should calculate points based on the best player in the match.

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>You'll never be D.Va's personal Healslut on her streamwhile the chat memes about how she got a sextuple kill
Tracer's there too. She's our offtank. Getting twitch hooks like it's nobody's business
She's not good at video games

>>153998397
Not until you improve that score.

>>153998458
>spoiler

Tracer or D.va?

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>>153997054

>>153998452
The genji was fucking a zero suit samus cosplayer. I ran into them at a Hearthstone thing.

>>153998454
How would it be calculated that isn't the medals though, is my point.

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>>153998513
Tracer. She's best girl, but my god She'd be bad at video games in this crazy fantasy world I've created for the sake of trying to stay awake

>>153997868
Ever since the gremlin D.Va meme came out every lazy cosplayer now just gets a pink headset a D.Va spray tee and mountain dew and doritos.
This is much lazier than Mei cosplays holy shit.

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>>153998391
>Playing with a 3stack in plat
>Errybody is gud at shit
>win like 6 games in a row
>Most are extremely one sided
>every rando was competent
>hit diamond 2nd to last game
Maybe you have bad luck dude

>>153998397
At least you made it to plat

>>153998261
Paintguy is a thing. He showed up like 2 or 3 days back doing some doodles of hero's and was pretty well received.

Guess he's sticking around for now.

Other than that, not really.

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What would an American farm boy taste like?

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>>153998637
I feel like paint is the medium of choice for /owg/ art guys.

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>>153997868

>>153998556
I can see it desu. She's probably had a very busy life to be accepted as a pilot for Overwatch at a young age. Little time for vidya beyond small casual games that ran on her phone.

>>153998603
>stack

well there it is

the next competent stack I see I'm going to beg them to le me join

>>153998603
>Maybe you have bad luck
>Luck
That's what he was saying you gibbering retard.

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>>153998716

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Have you apologized to your enemies today /owg/?

>>153998637
drawing for tf2g used to be fun, though that was a lot easier since everyone had different loadouts instead of a select few skins
>>153998686
>soldier and pharah
what heresy is this?
he'd probably taste like antibiotics

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>I will never EVER get the 4 piece Self destruct
This would've only been 3, but still

>>153998798
That's Ana

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>>153998798

>>153998859
oh right, I forgot about the tattoo placement
when I see soldier all cut up I instantly assume that's him later in his life

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>>153998706
Where are you Microsoft paint man? I need more of your art to my collection.

>have to play at least one game every week

Hahaha what the fuck is this shit? Who thought this was a good idea?

>>153998735
Do it. I play with a 4-5 stack usually and we pick up good randoms who are willing to communicate and play a few roles.

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>>153998952
I never left. I just don't have any new stuff.

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>>153998432

>>153999046
Not enough Soldiers.

>play with a regular, solid group
>can't resist the urge to solo queue during the day when nobody's on
>almost always end up losing at least half the rank I gain with my group to solo queue hell

who /masochist/ here

>>153999046
They all look so displeased. It's like they just noticed a gang of 3 Reapers across the way.

>>153999046
tfw what?

Is there any other competitive multiplayer games out there that are fun? It doesn't even have to be an fps, although I don't like shit like LoL either

I'm just so fucking sick of this win 5 lose 5 shit, and eichenwalde is such a garbage map I swear to god.

>>153999186
I hope that eventually every hero in the game has a pirate skin so I can replace my team with a crew.

>>153999176
no
thats why i bought this in the first place, fightan is dying
and i deeply regret my purchase

fuck this game, from 2800 to 2500 just because this fucking game put me with fucking bastion on attack (a fucking diamon rank), TWO FUCKING SNIPERS ON ATTACK and fucking """aggressive""" reinhardts.
fuck
this
game

>>153999176
CSGO and DOTA2 apparently have okay matchmaking but take that with a grain of salt.

>>153999176
Every other popular competitive game is sorta in a slump right now.

I guess fighting games are still doing okay, but fighting games are gay.

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Given how dorky she is and that her suit doesn't give her much protection, this should of been Pharahs design.

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>>153999254
I want a bunch of Deadlock gang skins so I can have a bunch of bikers.

>>153997868
For some reason, I don't see him in this picture, but there was a guy as Reaper cosplaying as Little Bo Reap. Guy was easily 220+lbs. He wanted to be carried by one of the 76s, but the guy in the Top Dad shirt was having trouble, so I had to do it. I'm the one right of center behind the two D.Vas. I don't have a gun.

If you manage to find pictures from the shoot where I'm just lifting that guy, post it here.

>>153999297
get some friends, bitch

>>153999341
McCree should have a young skin from the days he was a gangster.

>>153999367
i have friends, some of them are worse than those fucking randoms

>>153999420
Deadlock McCree and Blackwatch McCree should both be skins honestly.

But the next batch of skins we're getting are Halloween themed ones, so that's not super likely.

>>153999254
A ship vs. ship naval battle-themed map would be fun too. Agile heroes could move freely between boats while others exchange fire across the water using bastions like cannons.

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This is Seagull

>mercy mains who dont use damage boost
defend yourself

>>153999463
So CTF_Convoy but with boats. I like it.

>>153997868
The 76 on the far left looks like a grill

>>153999340
Then they'd literally be killing a kid

A fucking girlscout

>>153999340
what the fuck is wrong with her leg?

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>>153999039
If you can top this with Tracer, I will give you $10 pretend dollars. they're not only fictional, they're worthless!

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Since Mercy is for Genji, and that Pharah is autistic, which male character on the roster is going to defile Ana's little girl first?

>>153999039
"Mei... You let me shoot the reds in the face when you froze them. You're okay."

>>153999493
I will damage boost exclusively you if you want. Please fuck me.

>>153999478
He's still ugly here, but still not as fucking terrible as he does with his hair grown out.
Take care of your hair anons.

With every event, what are the odds Tracer gets at least one skin/

>>153999537
Reinhardt.

>>153999530
She has a clubbed foot.

>That one guy who fucking sucks on your team
>Gets on the opposite team and is a fucking wrecking ball all of a sudden

Oh so you were just acting retarded

>>153999561
I'm a healslut too, this wont work

>guy plays hanzo on both attack and defense on eichenwalde
>we lose
>blames me for the loss because "I'm the medic"
remind me again why group queues aren't the cancer of competitive?

>>153999527
She is still 32!

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>>153999537
Big bro McCree will!

>>153999662
Well, in that case, you can be my healslut. It'll work.

>>153999660
Sometimes people just have bad games anon.

You ever have one of those games where every enemy ults only you? When most of your play time consists of walking back to the objective, getting ulted, waiting to respawn, and doing it again?

Then suddenly next match their not the shitty luck punching bag and they can do their work.

>>153999340
oh shit i really like that

like foreign-legion-looking pharah

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>>153999595
Well seeing as though we've had ONE event since the game came out, and she got a skin during it, I'd say 100%.

>>153999736
bone me daddy

>>153999736
>Healsluts healing Healsluts

This is bad guys. Soon they won't even need us meaty DPS and Tanks to get their rocks off.

This is a pandemic on scale with the gay problem.

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ITT: shit heros

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>>153999814
which highlight intro is that

>>153999861
you're shit

>>153999824
He won't be healing me if he doesn't post his tag and i'll have to go back to healing you guys, and he won't post it

>>153999861
widowmaker, my least played hero with 12 minutes and i regret every minute

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>>153999883
Just in time.

What is the best highlight intro in the game?

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>Thought I got silver
>sad and confused
>Actually Plat

Nice, diamond is my goal and I'm only like 200 points away

>>153999986
At least its not backflip
I use random since I have all 4

>>154000039
ssshhh

>>154000047
>only like 200 points away
Have fun getting pitted against five Top 500 players.

>>154000047
nice 54! Placing feels weird in S2. I placed higher in S1 despite playing better in S2

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>>153999660
>Enemy team has tracer straight out of hell
>raping all of us
>gets a 5 man kill
>Eventually gets on our team
>fucking sucks dick

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>>154000039

Someone thats better than me at editing audio and video, make a short Hanzo montage with 'remember the name' as the song, but replace all the attributes with luck.

10% Luck
20% Luck
15% Concentrated power of Luck.

Just hit 25. Should I get on comp or wait a bit until the season start settles?

do you guys think this will end up like league where they only release ~5 champions per year now?

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This completely defeats the purpose of the first and second objectives.
Why is this allowed?

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>finish installing
>excited to play bestgirl
>try out the other Heroes
>edgy Reaper is pretty simple
>my first match I pick him for laughs
>haven't picked anyone else since

>>154000157
I would prefer new maps over new heroes every year

>>154000190
Not if they're anything like the one new map we got

what's the best way to practice Pharah? Can't into rocket launcher predicting the same way I did in quake.

>>154000157
I hope not, I'm happy too have more heroes but league has a stupid amount

>>154000147
Do everyone a favor and start comp at around 60 or 70.

>>154000231
Yeah it is quite shit.

>>154000182
I DONT GET IT EITHER
ON ANY MAP

>>154000182
Actually yeah, that's a good point. Every other payload we're delivering has a reason to reach it's objective.

Why are we delivering a battering ram to the corpse of Balderich? If we're supposed to be reclaiming his armor or whatever, then why not do a reverse hybrid map or something?

Eichenwald really makes no sense, huh?

>>153999660
>that one guy who fucking sucks on your team
>you keep getting him

>>154000106
Diamond is top 500?

Do you people do a 6 man queue when doing comp? I've had better runs in a double queue than I had playing with 'friends' who main and don't ult except when it's for a POTG.

Diamond here btw.

What is it about this game that produces the most salt I've ever experienced playing a multiplayer online game, /owg/
I realize in competitive, a lot of people put on their tryhard pants and want to do well--but I just got out of a match where we got a draw, we weren't following this one guy's ideal "tournament approved comp", where he would solo charge as Rein into the group and die and simultaneously blame our healers and whatever hero happened to kill him.
He literally cried in party voice chat.
A grown man cried over this.
I've played a lot of different games, and not even CS:GO or mobas are this bad. I don't get it
/blog sorry

>>154000280
Nah, usually solo, sometimes I do double/triple queues though.

I thought Genji was getting nerfed? Hello?

How is it fun playing against some spacebar spastic who has to hit Q to be considered MLG?

>>154000280
solo queue and 6 stacking are the worst
if you're solo, the quality of your team is entirely RNG
if you're six, you're going to be going against other six stacks, and if your coordination and team play isn't strong enough you're going to get rolled

The best numbers are 3 and 4. The absolute dream is 4 with 1 tank, 1 support, 1 DPS, and 1 Flex.

>>154000324
fucking underage piece of shit

>>154000280
3 is best imo; still get matched with solos and duos, but you can be assured that you'll have a decent dps, a decent tank, and a decent support (provided you have an SSD)

>>154000237
You say it like the game was incredibly deep.

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>>154000182
So Hanzo shitters like you will get inside the fucking castle on not take potshots at the fucking choke gate for the rest of the game.

>>154000270
i dont get why, from a design standpoint, all maps do this. artificial chokepoints?

>>154000328
Get better at McCree or Winston

>>154000309
I don't know but AU/NZ regions are very chill, really not that many people talk and most of the time people are good sports.

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Why did they copy McCree from Joko

https://www.overbuff.com/blog/2016-09-06-overwatch-hero-tier-list-and-meta-report-season-2-meta-boogaloo

>>154000270
everyone assumed it was reverse hybrid on reveal, because why would you capture a battering ram and then need to take it to balderich?

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>>153996317
Captain Amari

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>>153997868
What the fuck is up with her calf?

>>154000376
No, but 25 is really low and considering how fast you can level up from 1 to 25 in just a few hours you still have low map and hero awareness.

>>154000182
>>154000270
You are not escorting the battering ram, you need it to break the castle gate. (That extra door is just for the game mechanics, so there'd be more delicious chokepoints and so that the ram can't be pushed backwards out.)

Anyway, the map is shit, just as expected. At the very least, they could have mixed it a little bit, so that it wouldn't be a re-skin of King's row, but instead you'd first escort the ram to the gate and THEN win a point capture inside the castle.

If the next new map(s) won't be better than the current ones, this game has no future...

>>154000428
they didn't copy that faggot they copied REAL cowboys
what a shitty gun design

>>154000429
>That one Bastion
That match was hilarious. the other team fucking ragequit

>>154000428
why did they copy ______ from fucking everything ever

>>154000458
The way she's leaning on it means her foot is angled away and is further away from the camera.

I'd redline it for you so you can better see what i'm talking about, but it's 4AM and I can't be asked to plug my tablet back in or reopen photoshop.

>>153997573
She has turrets in her colan that obliteraits all poo so her southern teleportle is always operational.

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Reposting so someone can add this to the collage

>>154000541
How about you stop over complicating and use
>paint

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>>153997868
I'll favor real cosplay over store bought shit anyday.
All these fucking D.Va suits, blue tank tops, and gremlin d.vas look fucking lazy as fuck
all those manlets though

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>>154000572
tfw 21 hours with reaper and still haven't made the collage

>>154000502
>so there'd be more delicious chokepoints

This is so stupid.
The whole point of the map is raiding the castle hence the battering ram. Why even get the battering ram when you can just storm the castle if it doesn't actually open the castle gates.

>>154000541
You can see some blurring where her knee should be that makes it look like someone deliberately duplicated her knee and calf to make it look way wider than it should be.

>>154000497
Took me 20 hours to get to 25. If I wait to 60 season will be over.
>Tfw you don't have time for games

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>>154000428
McCree could have been so fun. Why couldn't they make his shots ricochet off surfaces for Revolver Ocelot trick shot shenanigans? Remember that classic western where Clint Eastwood pulled out a flashbang and stunned that guy before hammering him 6 times in the leg?

>>154000519
Bastion kinda works sometimes, because fucking nobody expects him.

>>154000684
That image upsets me for the sole reason that Hol Horse exists and they still used a badly drawn Jotaro.

>>154000694
it never works, even if you have the gold medal for eliminations

>play game
>lose
>next game is same people re shuffled
>somehow shuffled worse
>next game is same people re shuffled
>somehow shuffled worse
and the notably good players are never on my team like the reaper killing your entire team, or the zarya your team keeps feeding

>You will never force Mei into an oven and turn it on full blast and watch her get cooked

>>154000684
Wasnt his early ult ricochet shots?

>>154000775
>le ep*c shock humor waifu faggotry

kill yourself troglodyte

>>154000629
Some people cosplay for fun, you know. Not everyone is capable or willing to spend lots of money and/or time on their suit. That's why I'm not bothered with fat cosplayers either, because it doesn't need to be super serious.

>>154000757
It worked for that team. They went 330 on defense and held them to the statue, then had a bastion for attack who just sat on the point

>>154000806
She's not my waifu.

I just really want her to die.

>>154000684
>I put lines on his face to show araki's artstyle
holy lord, this artist obviously knows enough about drawing to not do shit like that even if it's traced af

>>154000850
>It worked for that team
that team, not the metagame

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>>154000871
>wanting a character to die

I never went through this edgy autistic phase as a child.

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>>154000874
Jojo cosplayers will also draw lines on their faces for the right look.

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>>wanting a character to die

>I never went through this edgy autistic phase as a child.

>>153999341
take the junkers and d.vas junker skin instead. maybe anas wasteland skin.

If your mic picks up every single little sound in your fucking room why wouldn't you have your mic on push to talk? I don't want to hear your every breath and listen to the rustling of you scratching your ass. Why do people do this?

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Friendly reminder that you too, can climb out of Gold/Plat hell if you make friends with non-shitters

>>154001261
why you ask us?

>tfw at 2980 sr
I'm scared of diamond

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who /forevergold/ here

Why isn't the kill feed at least six heroes long? Any kind of clusterfuck makes the current one useless.

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>>154001261
>team mate have very sensitive mic
>you can hear people fighting in the background

>>154001429
just use a custom hud. this game IS moddable like tf2, right?

I just want to please you.

>>154001513
No. What are you doing here if you don't even play the game?

>>154001541
Heal me

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>>154001251
Junkers are not bikers, they're wastelanders.

Its a different motif.

>>154001513
Yeah man. I just finished running wr_lucio_adv, damn that's a fun map. Gotta love the wallriding community

I miss rocket jump maps

>>154001558
i'm reading the thread to make an educated decision whether or not to buy it. so far i've come up with this

tf2
>9 likeable male classes with a shit ton of different weapons allowing for hundreds of different playstyles
>server browser that lets you choose the map you want to play on
>high skill custom game modes such as jump_ or surf_ that teach you important game mechanics
>tr_walkway to practice air shots
>2 high mobility classes that can be on the other side of the map within seconds
>years worth of different maps and game modes
>hundreds of voicelines
>many epic memes such as need a dispenser here or gentlemen
>can join and leave games in progress without penalty on community servers
>no backfills on official servers
>official servers let you choose the game mode
>bad graphics
>moddable
>completely free

overwatch
>22 characters with one playstyle and weapon each, waifubait out of the ass
>no server browser, the game chooses the map for you. don't like it? tough shit
>no custom game modes because no community servers
>no way to practice airshots outside of a match
>no high mobility classes (play demoman, before you start crying genjifags)
>barely any maps or game modes
>barely any voicelines
>barely any epic memes
>can't leave games in progress without penalty
>backfills
>no way to choose the map or game mode on official servers
>decent graphics
>not moddable
>40 - 60 euro

What days and times are OW weekly esprots?

>>154001308

>/carried/ to babyrank

>>154001541
lewd d.va pictures are the only thing that please me

>>154001624
nice pasta bro

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>>154000039
frosty

>>154001574
I WANT to, but you won't LET me.

>>154001624
(You)

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>playing D.Va
>casually blindfire my ult through a window on Lijiang Tower

>5 man kill

>>154001678
this

>>153998582
As opposed to proper cosplayers who buy the bodysuit?

Still wait for mech cosplay desu.

>>154001624
OW is a good game and you gargle cocks. But I miss TF2, and really wish OW would take several pages out of its book. Just not the hat related ones.

>>153997868
>No Zarya
I guess SJWs only like the idea of Zarya, not the character herself.

Also like how most guys are 76. Reinhardt too swole for you?

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>>154001669

>players that spam the healing button
Why?

>>154001772
MEDIC

Faggot from competitive CSGO/Quake here. Was not total shit at CSGO, can someone give me a tl;dr on getting in to competitive or is it all cancer?

>>154001770
considering Rein is 12 stories tall, and made of radiation, i dont think it could be done respectfully

>>154001771
I wasn't forced to face facts because i didn't read it, because it's pasta, bro :)

>>154001772
retards

>There's an asian server
>Gooks still decide to play on the american server
IP range ban when

>>154000565
oooh nooooo

>>154000039
D.Va Eject
Lucio In The Groove
Pharah Barrage
Widowmaker Hanging Around
Zenyatta Transcendence
Torbjorn Ride 'Em

>>153997868
holy shit the forehead level on the hanzo and dva at the back

>>154001792

Play McCree/Gengiii
Win games
Get rank

>>154001772
>I REQUIRE HEALING
>I REQUIRE HEALING
>I REQUIRE HEALING

>>154001792
find a couple friends to play with, and mak sure one of you is a dedicated healer

>>154001792
Do you have friends playing this game? Because then it's a really fun game that requires a lot of coordination between teammates
If not then you're gonna get pissed at everyone because they choose Hanzo

This game, sometimes I wonder why I still have it installed.

>want to dick around in QP with characters I never play, or meme with friends
>Tryhard enemy team infringes on my fun, hard counters, ult stacks, 100% competetive compositions, etc

>play comp, get matched with apparently MLG Fucking 10,000hr nerdos, completely steamrolled, apparently they run on a hive mind
>my team unless its at least a 3 stack is some screamer idiot, a "insert hero name" main, or just bad in general, or plays some dumbshit character

Remove Genji

>>154001792
Game isn't competitive on a fundamental level, let alone balance-wise. Don't bother unless you want golden gun e-peen.

>>154001839
Because Blizzard thinks Philippines are close to California. Remember that there's servers, and then there's regions. Game will always try to queue you amongst your closest Region.

At least I don't have to deal with those shitters on East.

>>154001624
>with a shit ton of different weapons

You mean crutch weapons?

>>154001414
Nope, I'm forever plat. :(

Feels like I only get good teams that actually communicate 1/10 times. The other 9/10 are just filled with people making retarded picks and arguing with each other over whose gold medals mean more.