Give Yourself To The Rhythm Edition
Previous Thread: >>153944579
Competitive Season 2 is now live on all platforms. Sombra is still not out; countdown is still moving upward.
>Latest Patch Notes
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20749104703
>Official Website
https://playoverwatch.com
>The Oversheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/
>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki
>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f
>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/
>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/
>Overwatch DPS Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRRPaiMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0
>The 24 Percenter Club
http://amomentincrime.com
>Competitive /owg/ Discord
https://discord.gg/RV5YyjX
I keep leading my shots for weapons that use hitscan. How can I fix this?
>>153966126
try not to do that
keep this up for the new thread
>the same people who think Pharah is a muslim are the same people who think Pharahmercy should be canon
>>153977052
I read that as Pharmacy
>>153977052
They're also pro amputeefags. It's like they're going out of their way to ruin Pharah for everyone else desu.
Jamison Fawkes!
>>153978082
Literal degenerates, they should get their accounts deleted and reported to the authorities
Whats sexy about a stump?
Reminder that Ana76 is THE closest thing to canon
>7 Interactions
>similar voice lines
>literally the same pose spray
>Reaper says she always took Jack's side
>Blink behind co-
Die
>Blink around a cor-
Die
>Blink past a han-
Die
I thought this game had 60tick servers
Zenyatta is overpowered.
He is a buff/debuff support hero who is better at DPS than actually supporting anyone.
>>153979610
Reminder that Reaper76 is THE closet thing to canon
>several interactions in game
>extensive back story between the both of them
>matching sitting emotes
>getting their own visual novel in November
>already confirmed there are 2 gay characters in the game
>Reaper is the closest person to 76 in the canon next to Ana that we know so far
>76 is already confirmed to not be the baby daddy
I wanna lick the dingleberries off of Hana's cute butt
What deepz should I learn other than McMeme?
>>153981660
whatever you think is fun
>>153981650
enjoy your diseases
>Can't play the characters I want to in competitive
>Can't play Quickplay without getting an aneurysm
What do?
>End up one letter off spelling aneurysm right
>Windows tries to get me to spell Mannerism, then Voyeurism, then antiseptic
Why is it that the higher I rank the less teamwork there is? There's always people who think they can just solo the fucking team and run in alone and die and refuse to switch?
>playing lucio because retards who think they're good pick all the flanking heroes possible thinking they can just solo everyone
>tell team to group up at 99% on the last map up 2-0 because i have my ult
>they dont
>they literally run in 1 by 1 doing nothing but dying
>enemy team wins
>genji main starts crying about how i wasted my sound barrier by using it on the 1 other person that bothered to group with me
>guy playing genji and does fuck all except get dragonblade kills on distracted people
>says gg noobs every time he does it
>enemies pick winston
>what a surprise, the genji main is fucking garbage and cant do shit
>he refuses to pick anything else
>go from a 2-0 lead to a 2-3 defeat
why is it always the fucking genji players that think they're good? is it the free dragonblade kills that make them think theyre a god?
>>153981756
get good
>>153981650
Me too.
>>153981867
>implying there is ever a situation where "good" is enough for Torbjorn or Bastion. I could be the literal best player in the world, and playing Torbjorn in a competitive environment would be a mistake 99% of the time
>>153981756
>voyeurism
Post voyeur images of Widowmaker
I consider myself bad at fps games
is 2420 a decent rank
I want to cum balls deep inside of Mei while she moans in chinese at me.
Also, how do I get better with Mei? I got 22 kills on Route 66 attack last game and we won, but I feel I can do better.Is it really a good idea to say "Hi" to people before I brain them, or should I say Sorry?
Pharmercy is making me bicurious, how should I proceed lads
>>153982000
Considering Blizzard are once again coddling players into "decent" ranks, that's not the greatest rank. But it's okay considering you think you're bad at FPS games
how do you deal with "e-bullying"?
>>153982058
Look at more swirl lesbian combos
>>153982058
>bicurious
are you a grill?
If not, why are you bicurious? Just go organise a threesome with two lovely ladies and get one to sit on your dick and the other to sit on your faceBonus points if you get a swiss and egyptian girl
Any requests for overwatch mash-ups? I'm just mixing it with whatever other franchise you want.
Why is she soa-MEI-zing?
>>153980157
I thought reaper does a slav squat and 76 takes a knee though
Does the "Ana bot" practice thing actually work? I'm completely shit at aiming. I literally cannot hit something that is not standing still or moving in a very predictable path.
>>153982180
Yes I'm a gril, in the previous thread people kept posting Pharmercy lewds and it made me really tingly so now I want to experiment, that's the jist of it
>>153982030
she's only really good on koth, also don't bother using her if the other team has a lot of mobility heroes.
FUCKING CUNTS
GO TO MY THREAD RIGHT NOW
>>153981427
>>153981427
>>153981427
>>153981427
>>153982212
For reference
>>153982227
Lower your sensitivity. You'll need to get used to turning around quicker by moving your whole arm, but your actual aim will improve almost instantly.
>>153982282
We'll migrate to yours when this one dies man.
That's how this works when two OPs are up. We're not wasteful folk.
>>153982241
>>153982256
Well, it shouldn't be hard to find a lesbian lassunless you live in some 3rd world country. Have fun
>>153981712
But that might not be what comp meta tryhards consider good.
How do I die less/avoid getting buttraped by flankers getting the drop on me
>>153982201
>>153982386
B-but where do I find girls who aren't like, Zarya dykes?
>>153982302
So what exactly is matching here?
>>153982282
No
It's basically spam with the fucking memes in the OP
Fuck off, waifuposter
>>153982282
Why?
>Avenueboar OP
>hana song gelbooru
>linking to the aids post
Are you the same memeing fag that was making the threads over the weekend?
>>153982365
This makes me want to hug her and nothing else.
>>153982465
Zarya isn't the shit stereotype.
>>153982498
Start at the same time for identical head moment.
>>153982201
youmu from touhou wearing genji's outfit.
>>153982550
Wow holy shit anon reaper76 confuckingfirmed
>>153982241
Fareeha!
>>153982465
>Implying Zarya would want you anyway
Keep dreaming
>People support an Arabic character that insults all arabs
>As well as Native Americans
>As well as the handicapable
You are all sick
>>153982520
I want to warm her world
>>153982406
pharah is probably my favorite hero and i do fine with her in comp. just have to know your counters and learn maps and where you should be.
>>153982617
thanks babe
>>153982790
Just so you know, there's been a bandit running around the SFW boards reporting every NSFW post
I actually like playing Overwatch
>>153982994
>5 points for a great win against a balanced set of teams
>-50 points for a terrible loss against a team way higher than us
What did blizzard mean to say by this?
>>153982790
See ya in 4 days you brave man
>>153982282
Kill yourself hanaposter
>>153982790
>that bow on Pharah's head
lol
>>153982808
If Pharah ever gains more popularity again, I'll have to stop playing McDolans because every time someone dies to the Pharah they blame me about it
>>153983076
Force people to play longer for zero reward
>>153983042
Stop fucking our character's eyes, SFM. God, why is SFM so shit?
>>153982994
>I actually like playing Overwatch
madman
>>153983156
yep. and pharah is actually getting a lot more use with the mercy buff. ive been seeing a lot of pharahs in comp.
>>153983076
>us
stop going full 5 man stacks
I got 100 for my last win playing solo
>>153983184
>doing some good for /owg/
I too can search "overwatch porn" on google as well.
Between overmeme and Memeoverwatch, which stat tracking site is better
>>153983076
I actually think that's somewhat reasonable.
A balanced game means both teams are pretty close, so neither should change rank by a ton. A stomp means one team is way better than the other, so the winners are too good and the losers are too bad, so they should gain/lose more to achieve their "proper" ranks.
Obviously the bullshit that is matchmaking means that people will always be fucked by it, but it kind of makes sense.
STOP posting webms of Pharah and Mercy fucking men
Pharah and Mercy are for each other ONLY
>don't get your way with your last thread
>start spamming this one
waifufags are degenerates.
>>153983342
Overbuff normally, but it's broken atm so stick with masteroverwatch for now
>>153983280
>Go Solo
>lose because the entire team refuses to cooperate, coordinate, or communicate
>Get knocked out of diamond because 31k healing can only do so much
Nah, I'll stick to groups
>>153983280
I played a game as zarya on a solo team, with balanced ranks, I had gold in elims, damage etc., with 25 solo kills, 30 final blows and 49 total elims, we won easily and yet I still only got 15 points
>>153983460
You can't get knocked out of diamond
>>153982616
That already exists.
NEVER
zen is still ez mode
>>153983492
You know what I mean, friend. I don't expect you to be Osmium levels of dense
>>153983520
ok then nitori as torbjorn
Remember to fight the good fight and report any attempts of naval warfare to the moderation team
>>153983506
You're in the minority, Admiral
>>153983553
The dream is dead and Blizzard blew their load too early
>>153980157
They only have 3 interactions anon sama. And they either insult each other or say how much they want to kill each other. Mccree has more interactions with Reaper than 76.
>>153983657
That one too man. There's a whole set.
Ayy FUCK the Chinese
What's the fucking point of an arg if you're not going to give any info for a month?
>>153983553
>24.2270%
>mfw it leads to another countdown
Junkrat has all of his limbs
The pegleg is just artistic license
>>153983816
They have Cirno as Mei?
>>153983268
Lucky you. I sit here saying "Reaper up top watch for the flank", and not a single person turns around but me. He disposes of me because I'm a fucking Lucio, then wipes the team. Shit like that happens ALL THE DAMN TIME, because nobody wants to fucking communicate
>play quickplay on Hanamura since I'm putting off my placements until next week
>instantly hook their Mercy
>just walk in to the point
>kill McCree, Roadhog, and Ana
>use the sit emote as the point is being capped
>capture it
>go to the second point
>we destroy the team again
>I sit on the point as Genji is slashing at the doors on one side and Reinhardt is standing on the other side as Lucio, Zenyatta, Pharah, and I capture the point
>>153982420
know the map.
Just shut down an entire team as junkrat because they thought they could mosey around our two reinhardts so I just beartrapped the shit out of them and they never succeeded
>>153983816
draw minori wearing d.va's plugsuit
>>153983959
Letty actually.
>>153983874
They started in July and literally we know the most information about her from shit outside of the ARG
And that shit isn't even guaranteed to be related to her
Blizzard fucked up massively with this, the only way I can see an excuse for this is that maybe (this is a big maybe) she was ready for release but then they discovered something too buggy to be released, so now they have to stall.
Fareeha
>>153981787
As a fellow Lucio, I feel your pain. Try maining him. That's where brain cells go to die. Watch the team get their shit shoved in over and over again while you push the payload by yourself because Reinhardt is off getting charge kills where he flies the fuck off a fucking cliff and nobody else went support or tank. Jesus, fuck.
As for Genju, it's probably either weebs weebin or noobs who heard he was top-tier and only care about being the bestest fiterer coz kills is the one thing that matters, and not getting on the fucking point or pushing the payload.
Everyone X Payload OTP
>Surefour is too busy with WoW to stream Overwatch
feelsbadman
Recently I have this problem where when I load into the game I cannot see the enemy team until usually 1-2 minutes into the game. I never experience any frame drops, and this problem has only started happening to me as of lately. It even happens after I have played several matches already.
Has anyone had the same issue and have any tips on how to fix it?
>>153984196
Farig off, Randy
>>153984172
What they discovered is that Blizzard wants to keep Defense heroes bad because they make bad players shit their pants in anger, but realized they made a Defense hero that also turns invisible.
>>153983553
>They literally turned an ink blot in the sky into a song to see if it did anything
Put them out of their misery already
>>153984196
she was so cute when she was young
>>153984172
>got more info about ana than sombra so far from the ARG
What the fuck is Blizz doing?
Reminder that Toblerone x Mercy is literally canon
>>153983184
>Will never fuck Mercy in the ass on your brand new lamborghini
Why live
>>153984334
The real canon is Toblerone x Reinhardt
>>153984334
stop
ranked matchmaking is taking too damn long
>>153984320
Maximum qt
>>153984423
Nah son
>>153984509
it's not true they are just friends
>>153984483
God I would love to bend her over a table and go to town.And Ana is cute too.
Literally the only respectable "Ships" ever
>>153984440
Can't stop won't stop
>>153984657
mercy is a lesbian go away
>okay let's take TF2 Demoman
>and take away the sticky launcher
>and take away the melee
>and leave him with only the stock grenade launcher
>not something like loch and load or the loose cannon which are actually fun and require skill
>the stock grenade launcher, it's all he does all game just spam grenades with infinite ammo and hope they hit
>and give him what are possibly the worst secondaries / E in the game
>and give him an ultimate that can be killed
What the fuck were they thinking?
Stop uploading that tumblr bullshit, Pharah is a dom and I demand more Mercy being put in her place!
>>153984710
Please leave
>>153984642
My headcanon is thatthere are no relationships in the Overwatch crew, they're all professionals and good friends.
>>153984775
Please, Pharah is almost as submissive as Tracer
>>153984797
only if you post more
>>153984745
>implying getting direct hits with the stock wasn't fun
they just took stock pill launcher and turned up the spam, turned down the precision
>>153984745
Rat's Concussion Bomb can sorta function like the Loch n Load, since you can toss it and detonate it instantly. Great for finishing off weakened targets.
>symmetra, torbjorn, and bastion will never be good on anything other than defense
;-;
>>153984869
Sorry Boyo, My KanASUKA is limited. Now, please fulfill your contractual obligations and leave
>>153984830
I ship d.va with winston.
>>153984980
Gross. Winston would never fuck an animal.
>>153984971
remember when torbjorn's turret was actually good and you could win just by placing it on the payload on offense
>>153985052
He is an African gentleman. He's also a post op genderqueer bisexual liberal
>>153984710Of course she is, but she and Torb are next to each other in literally every picture they're in together
>>153984976
i'm here forever
>>153985074
You can still do that.
>>153985113
I'm just warning you, the report bandito is out there.
>2971
So fucking close to diamond
So Dorado and Route 66 payloads are the best for Attack Bastion, right?
>>153985113
Widow's veins in her cheek is really unsettlingAlso at first I thought D.Va was sitting on a potty
>>153984745
I would kill for the lock n load for trashmouse.
>1 shotting every 150 hp hero
>the tracer tears'
>melting tanks
Is there anything you can do if your opponents use a cheese comp and you personally l own how to deal with it but your teammates don't?
>>153984971
>defense heroes
>only good at defense
what a shock
Are any of the Offense heroes good at Defense besides maybe 76?
Also, new Brawl when?
>playing Junkrat
>enemy also has a Junkrat
>we get our RIP-Tires at about the same time
>"Fire in the Hole!"
>fuck you, "Fire in the Hole!"
>we only manage to kill each other
>>153984830
Overwatch S.O.L series when? I don't want to see them fight and do war anymore, I want to see them hang out and just do stuff.
>>153985095
He is a proud ape person born and raised in a high income moon colony you fucking racist.
>>153980116
His standard actions are slanted toward DPS
But his ult is clearly only to heal.
He's balanced since has ZERO defensive abilities.
>>153985414
Mccree and reaper. Tracer can also be good depending on the map.
>>153985463
Whitewashed Uncle Toms are the worst
>>153979610
I like it how Pharah and Ana are the only people 76 are nice too.
>>153966126
just keep playing the game. also, stop playing whatever fps you came from if you want to get serious. you'll never get gud if you juggle different games.
>>153984231
I know this feeling well. I've racked up the most time as Lucio and Zen in competitive, but stuff like this is part of why I'm playing a lot of Winston lately.
>>153985414
Depends on what you mean by defense.
Blocking entry points and holding the objective? No better or worse than any other hero.
Ambushing and eliminating incoming Attackers before they even reach the objective? Yeah, they're the best defense out there.
>>153985339
tell your team to do the opposite of what you need, 9 times out of 10 they'll do what you actually want. It worked for me in World of Tanks for years, no doubt it can work here.
>Rip Tiring an unaware Widow at point blank, killing yourself as well just for a laugh
If you ever pick Widow on Attack please fucking end your life.
>>153985414
Reaper is arguably better at defense than offense on some maps. Seems like a lot more opportunity to find clumped up enemies to ult as they move a payload or work on a choke point.
If you ever pick Widow at any point please fucking end your life.
>>153985096
>Reinhardt
bigger than a flippin gorilla
This is the nicest spray in the game
>Play Zenny
>Cockblock Genji's ult three times in a row with Transcendence
>Kill him one final time in Overtime
>See the dragons come out just as he falls to the ground
>TEAM KILL!
Is there any better feeling?
>>153985618
>Zarya ults and traps my entire time on Hollywood at the last chokepoint
>I'm on the other side of the pillar, but still stuck in the ult
>I riptire
>they don't know where it's coming from, so they run right into me
>kill Zarya, McCree, Mercy, and Lucio as well as myself
>get POTG
Post healslut
>>153985719
>>153985776
>mfw I played Widow on Attack for fun and held the payload for most of the assault
>>153985782
Jack and Gabriel are "super soldiers", so what the fuck does that make him
>>153979610
>Reminder that Ana76 is THE closest thing to canon
It is cannon. Pharah didn't appear outta nowhere.
I can't decide which emote to buy for ana, protecting or tea time?
>>153985618
>Just blowing up your rip tire and returning to first-person view just to see a Widowmaker standing right in front of you lining up a point blank headshot
>tfw you dodge at the last possible second and kill her
Does anyone actually fall to bronze rankings? Some of my scrubiest friends are gold, and that's the actual lowest I've seen.
Why have bronze rank if no one is shitty enough to reach it?
>>153985896
UBERSOLDATEN!
>>153985873
How come people accuse Mercy of being a slut, when D.Va is literally a Korean idol?
>>153985618
>rip tiring a fully charged Zarya after baiting her to use her shield
>>153984334
>>153984657
>>153985096
Looking at these pics more objectively, it looks more like Mercy likes making fun of Torb than anything else. I think Torb is the butt of most of her jokes because he's such an angry little man.
Pay atten- I SAY pay attention when I'm talkin' to you! I keep pitchin' 'em, but you keep missin'! You're built too low! They go right over ya!
>>153985862I've never seen this one before. Thanks, anon, that's a really nice angle for him!
>>153985925
>buying emotes
>>153983460
>31k healing
When are they gonna remove team tips?
>perfectly good team
>No defense heroes/few defense heroes
>somebody who could have been useful switches to hanzo/torb/bastion
>>153986119
>Implying that isn't his favorite thing
>>153986167
Ok then I won't buy one.
How does a character as fast, as agile, and as damaging as Genji allowed to have 200 Health. Especially with a fucking brainless "I win" button like Reflect
>>153985925
The best emote for every character is the sitting one.
Of those, D.Va, Tracer, and Zenyatta have the best sits.
>>153985925
I don't like any of ana's emotes which is a shame, she sounds vaguely creepy in all of them
even tea time is just "lol t-bagged x-DD"
>>153986194
I managed to survive a LOT of pushes, while my teammates managed to NOT kill people
According to the wiki one of the Devs revealed Junkrat's flask contains sweetened tea, not alcohol as everyone suspects.
>>153986213
they should just turn off after level 25
>>153985618
>rip tiring an enemy rip tire
>tfw no qt Smugberry gf tohold hands with
Why is she so perfect?
>>153986330
Tracer has the best sit because she can blink while sitting
FUCKING CHRIST
I'M SOLOQUEUEING MY PLACEMENTS AND BEING PUT ONTO 5 MAN TEAMS OF GOLD SHITTERS
WHY IS THIS FUCKING ALLOWED
Why does the match no go into Over Time sometimes even when someone is on the point?
Seen it several times in my own matches and a couple times on moon 2s stream.
>>153986550
Aw really? I gotta try that
>>153986556Because they are your peers
Placement MMR is based on your last season hidden MMR. It's hard to even place at the same level with all wins
Would you play a hero/heroine who could grow giant?
>playing comp
>some pub Mercy at our side
>she's doing a great job and risks everything to keep me and the team alive
>we protect each other and just have a great partnership
>completely dominate the other team and win
>search again
>she's on the other team this time
>spend the entire match chasing her around and giving her the hot monkey dick
Am I a bad person
>>153986586
Because they got off by a pixel after 20 seconds so it pretty much burns down faster than the bar can display
Is eichenwalde not in the regular rotation yet?
>>153986779
No, you made the right call.
>>153986805
it be
>>153986693
only if they were a loli or futa succubus
Do Mercy mains have daddy issues?
Asking for a friend
>>153986779
Winston is an ape, not a monkey.
>>153965006
How do I fucking carry on attack in soloqueue?
>>153986920
Pretty sure he was talking about Lucio
>>153986693
>would you play a hero that gives your enemies 100% accuracy
What is the meaning of all these shitposts people keep making before and after games? Like addressing their anger issues and needing hugs and whatever
>about to get to 100
>I wont get to 200 by mid October when the Halloween event starts
Oh well
guess I won't be getting anything cool from it either
How to get better at general situational awareness?
Worst thing about playing a tank is that you are supposed to go in first at enemy, but it's hard to know if you have your team behind your.
Many times I've engaged enemy and then during the following battle realized that rest of the team is ether playing tag with Tracer on other side of the map or just died on the way.
>>153986965
No tail, still an ape m8
>>153986679
Peers my fucking ass. I'm consistently getting golds.
Pic related.
Who are the characters in this game that require cognitive thought to play well and not just face rolling buttons?
>>153985113
Yuri is shit
I had great games today :)
Someone even hit on me :)
They wanted a trap though so I blocked and reported them for sexual harassment :)
>>153987057
The Supports and Tanks
So is tracer good in comp or not? Everyone seems to hate someone playing her.
>>153986464
>contains sweetened tea
junkrat confirmed for superior being
>>153986278
by having a VERY vocal and agile young & retarded fanbase that is constantly mad on the forums/reddit making devs go easy on him
>>153987052
>torbjorn
I'm so sorr-
>Hid his character, finall bows and solo kills
git gud
>>153987243
only in koth or numbani
>>153987365
It's like this every game.
>>153987295
Some of us are fucking work you retard. Delete this shit, it's porn any way you cut it
>>153987156
>Roadhog
>thought
Why are there so many shitters who insist on playing Junkrat in every situation despite never actually accomplishing anything with him?
>>153987526
What the actual fuck?
Which OW girl is most likely to kill you if you sexually harassed them?And why is itMei.
>check up on my ow meme /v/ thread
>nothing but old webms spammed
kek
How smart do you think Snowball is anyway?
He doesn't seem to TRIGGER Zarya, Torbjorn, or the Junkers like Bastion and Zenyatta do.
Has anybody ever actually done pic related? I'm really half tempted to pop into qp and do it for laffs
>>153987714
>shitters
You answered your own question, Junkrat is one of the most brainless and autopilot characters in the game at low level.
>>153986893
I main Mercy and I like my dad. He's a swell guy.
>>153987745
Mei is most likely to be raped and accept it
She would be that asian mother getting beat by that black man in that webm
dva would be the one to actually kill the man
NEVER harass young korean women they will go absolutely insane
>>153986505
Bluelips
>>153987526
>Averages skyrocketed
suuuure
>>153987745
Symmetra
>>153987776
Snowball is secretly one of the God AIs that started the Omnic Crisis. I can tell because all the Android updates have names related to Ice Cream, meaning Snowball is in fact the culmination of the Android software.
>>153987793
yes
I think you can get banned for it though, even on qp
>>153986893
I main mercy and have no problems with my dad.I just want to be mercilessly fucked anywhere and everywhere though.
>>153987758
>Melt! Everyting Must Melt!
I hope I'm not the only one who saves Mei images under C&C Generals quotes
The Report Bandito seems to be up to his old tricks again, Watch what you post, he might report YOU next!
>>153986046
Oh my good lord who the fuck drew that abomination of a face?
>>153986131
Lol nice
>>153987864
My first game as Dva in season 2, dummy
>>153966126
I still do this as Soldier 76. I need to undo hundreds of hours of muscle memory from Planetside 2
>>153987946
How?
>>153987954
asl?
>>153988072
>Average less than your "only game"
suuuuure
>>153977224
Pharmercy is the name of the ship, actually.
>>153988082
Shot leading is still important when you're fighting quick characters like Genji or Tracer. You just need to hold off on clicking until they're in their arc.
>>153984509
I never realized how big her breasts are in this pic. Also look how big Torb's hands are. His fingernail is the size of Mercy's whole hand.
>>153988115
no english is my first language :)
>>153988059
"Report THIS!"
-D.Va
>when you're on defense and your Rein keeps recklessly charging in and dying
>he keeps complaining that no one else is doing the same or following
>>153988175
It's been Sunk by HMS Torbmercy
>>153988240
Arc?
>>153988260
So much for wanting fucked
>>153987793
THIS IS THE FUCKING REASON EVERY TIME I SEE A TELEPORTER I GO THROUGH IT SLOWLY. FUCK YOU.
>>153988245
Mercy's probably wearing a push up bra and Torbjorn's hand is literally just close to the camera.
soon
What did submarine Captain Gabriel Reyes say as the mission began?
DIVE, DIVE, DIVE!
>>153986464
Specifically milk tea with boba, half sweet.
>>153988305
>when rein has 2 settings: super-turtle and kamikaze
>>153987793
It's actually not that exciting. People just fall for it once and that's it. And most of the time, no one fucking rages. I get more rage out of playing mei & blocking fellow teammate ults, walling them in spawn, etc.
>>153988097
Griefing.
>>153988305
I don't even mind offensive Rein's charging in at the chokepoint if done right, he can cause a commotion that opens the gates
But a defensive Rein that does that, man, god damn it
Why were low ranking (50-59) season 1 shitters placed into platinum? Season 2 has been so painful compared to season 1 for me, and I want it to stop.
>Load into Attack on Hollywood
>missing one person
>a Torb and a Widow
>5 man stack on other side
Nope.
>>153988412
awful
>>153979610
That's pretty hot. Some of the only overwatch fanart that's actually arousing.
>>153988341
But you're not even in my canadian province so it would just be e-teasing.
>>153988450
just stop playing if it isn't fun.
>>153982386
Shit taste, anon.
>>153988338
>Genji Arc
When he's used up one or two jumps. He moves in predictable ways, so you can snap to where his second jump is going to place him.
>Tracer Arc
Her blink moves her a set distance and her recall moves her a set time. If you can keep both of these in mind, you can nail her as soon as she pops back into existence. Gets easier the longer you're fighting her, since you can keep a running tab on where she was earlier for that prediction.
I guess the way I use Arc is "the set movement they can't break out of that drops them in a set place". I'm a weirdo.
Blizzard should have 2 ratings
1 solo and 1 team
you earn solo rating by queuing solo and team by making a team, both still play in the same pool
>>153979610
But still not canon
forever laughing @ shippers
>>153988536
That's why I was asking
>tfw no bongland Mercy healslut
>>153988450
50-59 belong in Plat.
The issue is I played like my 65-70 self and got junked in Plat too. Now its a big old ELO hell.
Oh yeah, currently NO-ONE on my platform resides in Bronze.
>>153988082
Aww poor Mercy
My retarded headcanon is that all that anti-aging stuff left her sterile, although she really wants to have kids
>>153988471
What did wage slave Gabriel Reyes say when the customer asked what came with the cheeseburger special?
FRIES, FRIES, FRIES!
>Hate WSD movement
>Hate analog aiming
>No pad has enough buttons near the index and midle fingers to reliably use a combo setup
fuck, this comes kinda close-ish, but you gotta move your thumb off the stick to use most of them
>>153988351
I just go through teleporters backwards or let somebody else take the first jaunt.
>>153988668
You'll find them someday soon anon don't give up hope!
>>153988635
Separate pools would be best. But I support this idea.
>>153988701
Have you ever played Splatoon? Its motion controls are amazing.
How to fix Widowmaker
>all shots do 200% charged damage critical dmg on every hit
>3 venom mines can be deployed at once"
>Infra-Sight lasts 15 seconds longer
>3/4ths of her health is armor
>SMG does base sniper bullet no charge damage instead of current dps
>scoped enemies are now "tagged" while in the rifle's sight meaning your allies see them
Thoughts?
>>153988795
>Suggesting someone play OW with motion controls
You're no hero.
>>153988795
never used a move desu
MMR ASSASSINS
FUCK
>>153988693
What did explorer Gabriel Reyes scream as he escaped the Lovecraftian horror realm?
EYES, EYES, EYES!
>>153988841
Oh well that's true, a first person game with the same controls would be a nightmare.
>>153988809
How to fix Widowmaker
>remove her
Thoughts?
>Skill Rating: 3,110
>Top 5% in Master Overwatch
>Top 2% in Overbuff
3,100 is this high? How? Like I feel it's an achievement to even get in the top 15% but, Top 2~5%? Something doesn't seem right.
How to fix Mei, Widowmaker, and Hanzo:
>remove them
If you're reading this, I love you.
>>153988671
I topped 69 and ended 68 last season, There are good players in plat but it's such a fucking gamble because there are awful shitters there too, some of who didn't even play in season one.
>>153988809
How to fix Roadhog
>All pellets do 1.73x max alt fire damage
>Hook has no cooldown
>Can move while healing
>Can heal while whole hogging
>hooked enemies now take 1.89x damage for the rest of their overwatch careers
Thoughts?
Hey, I keep winning all my placements and getting gold damage+kills, why is it putting me at the 1600 mark in my placements? they're not over yet, I've had only 3 games but still
>>153988891
What did hungry Gabriel Reyes order at Subway?
6 foot turkey on RYE, RYE, RYE!
The more I think about the Sombra ARG the angrier I get
>Hey lets do an ARG to hype up a new character
>then, at the end of the ARG lets not only NOT release said character but also NOT reveal any actual information about them
>tfw not sure who has the cutest butthole in overwatch
I'm thinking mercy probably has a really clean and tight butthole, but I mean pharah might have one that just invites you inside.
Or maybe a smugberry blue butthole. Oh I bet she tastes like blueberries.
>>153989009
you are matched with your peers
>>153988950
I ranked at 3134 and last I checked, I was at like rank 1225 globally. I can only imagine what that's like for my region.
If I grind out 50 wins maybe i'll land in the top 5hunddy.
Threadly reminder that Mercy is transgender, and her devil/imp skins are before her breast enlargement and sexual reassignment suegery, which is why she has smaller boobs and a crotch bulge.
>>153988612
Ah, okay. I figured that's what you meant. Yeah, I always fall into the trap of trying to lead Genji while he's flipping, so I miss a lot. As for Tracer, I also play her quite a bit so she's easier for me to predict, and since she has such a low health pool it's easy to scare her off.
Thanks for the tips.
>>153989052
IBDF is at it again
It's been 2 days that I can't win shit in competitive. Already dropped 200 rank points, I think it's time to quit this shit. I'm beyond mad.
>>153988996
>solo queue is a gamble
no shit, play in a group or stop complaining.
Gabriel Reyes who was Jack Morrison's brother was one day an office typing on a computer. He got an email from his brother that said that robots and omnics were attacking his place and aksed him for help so he went.
>>153988891
>>153988693
>>153988412
>>153989052
>>153989095
I dont follow
>>153985896
Some sort of... super... man.
I believe in german, super is roughly uber, and man can be translated as mensch.
>>153989104
I did fine playing solo season 1, there shouldn't be a huge change here, but there is.
>>153988950
Placements were kind/cruel and Blizzard lumped everyone in Platinum because we need to feel like we're good players.
>even if we belong in Diamond+
Yeah, everyone's bunched. Imagine if on S1 everyone was 55-60, you got to 61. I'd suggest playing in groups or MMR will force shitters on you.
>>153988950
People that play this game are just garbage. 90% of the people that play this game would be stuck in silver in CSGO, so being better than most of them if you're even slightly good at FPS shouldn't be that surprising.
>>153989002
I would add
>Whole hog pellets fire in the same spread but are junkrat grenades that do 300% more knockback
>change HP to 900
>Take a Breather now replenishes full health
>450 of his health is armor
>>153989040
they've been teasing sombra since closed beta to make things worse and the arg started a few months ago. blizzard has no idea what they are doing.
>>153988995
I love you too.
Someone edit this guy into roadhog. He's from this music vid https://youtu.be/ZkqyIoYAXV8
>>153989131
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/4/4a/Medic_cheers05.wav?t=20100625234123
i will write anon x overwatch character greentexts
no futa/gay shit
reply with request
>>153989125
Blizzdrones are trying to make money by pushing the myth that Blizzard matchmaking is fair, honest, or remotely balanced. We've already seen screenshots posted of 400 SR differences in matches
>>153989247
delete your account
>Winning competitive match
>Power cuts out because someone decided to use a laser printer
REEE FUCK THIS HOUSE AND ITS WIRING
>>153989196
Oh for fucks sake, PLEASE don't turn Lamborghini into a meme marque.
>>153988995
>like her artwork
>check her devart for more Overwatch stuff
>nothing but sameface female characters and mercy
But why
>>153989171
I was in Platinum, but went up to Diamond.
>>153989176
I suppose, but Top 2/5% for 3,100 is pretty... questionable since the scores go up to 5,000.
I'd expect Top 2% if you were like 4,000 sure.
>>153989247
wrtie >>153989281 complainng about the 2/2/2 meta
>>153989247
Mercy having to explain to D.Va what's going on when shehas her first period.
>>153989247
me and d.va while she's streaming
>>153989247
anon x milk cow lactating symettra
>Less than 70 points away from diamond
I'm scared
Has anyone here been climbing as a support and solo queueing?
>>153989291
I'm more amazed that the black guy can be the roadhog were looking for, with an edit. Hell, he even has the pose down. >>153989196
Post comfy screenshots
>>153989479
You should be
Platinum is hell
>>153989479
>Your goal is Diamond
What's it like to be shit? I placed in Diamond halfway to Master. How does that make you feel?
healslut looking for adds on america
>>153989247
Mercy and me having hot coco beside a fire :)
>>153989595
t. did placement matches in a stack
>>153989597
add me, expect ERP EazyFree#1524
>>153989568
>>153989595
My feelings are unchanged, really. If I stop playing before I tilt, and if the Matchmaking gods decide me to be worthy, I will be diamond
>>153989568
sometimes I want to take nice screenshots but then I remember my settings are dogshit so the game runs without hiccups
my compy isnt very good
>>153989247Pharah peeing into my mouth while she nervously says things like "oh, am I peeing too much? Should I hold it?" and apologising profusely
>>153989719
I need a 'D.Va teaches Pharah how to play video games' episode
>>153989597
You're looking for some chill qp or comp ? If comp what's your rank ?
>>153988430
Right but you have to get reported for it right? The game doesn't automatically know you are griefing.in which case of I do it on ps4 where there is no report button then I can do it yes?
>>153989790
You know this game has LESS lag the higher you set the quality?
>try out Zenyatta this weekend ever since the buff
>one game at the stretch of King's Row killed two Genjis back to back to tried to Ult the team down with Discord + Headshots at close range
I'm having more fun than I thought I would honestly.
>>153989673
>Played a team game with a team
Woah...Me and three others.
>>153985618
Classic banter m8
>>153989880
The player would have to report you.
>ps4
No idea. Go for it an see what happens I guess.
>>153982465
just go fuck another bicurious girl and have mediocre lesbian sex.
it'll be easier and you won't have to wade through the literal ocean of lard that makes up a huge portion of actual lesbians.
>>153989870
quickplay, but ended 54 last season i think
>>153989880
I know Tony Blizzard personally so you wil be reported and banned
>>153989949
Nice
It's not as easy with solo-qing to get placed at a high rank, but it's likely for us to climb to Diamond/Master. Just give it a week or so
Mei is fat.
>>153989986
>It's a Tracer has to go to Mercy to get treated for "accidentally tripping in to the counter 5 times in a row" again episode
I love these
>It's a Mercy revives somebody as you get pinned by a Reinhardt charge episode
>>153990095
Everyone that thinks she isn't a cute barrel of lard is wrong and should kill themselves
>>153989986
>>153990103
epic, simply epic to the max! someone post the copy pasta im hungry xD
Look what I found
>>153982030
>22 kills
>meaning anything
if you didn't do at least more than 8k damage you're bad
>>153989920
I tried everything and this gave me the best results
on an unrelated topic I just realised Mei's ass clips through her clothes with Companion emote+Rescue skin
what a TRAVESTY, recommend new emote?
>>153990162
>lard
>cute
shit taste desuAnd I mean that literally. Mei probably tastes like shit
>>153990187
>
I got you familia :)
>>153990234
Sitting. There's nothing comfier than your team sitting in a circle while waiting for the match to start.
>>153990187
t.racer
>>153990258
yummy yummy in my tummy
>>153990314
haha cheers leuv
>>153990258
holy shit my sides are in orbit
>>153990187
>"ch-ch-cheers luv, w-welcome home..." Lena submissively whimpered upon Widowmaker's return to Overwatch Base in Annecy
>"I-I'm sorry luv b-but I burnt the quiche lorraine a-again, please don't be angr-"
>"SACREBLEU, PÉTASSE USELÉSS, YOU CAN'T EVEN FUCKING COOK AFTER ALL ZE MONEY I WASTED ON COOKING CLASSES AND ZIS FUCKING COOKWARE" Widowmaker starts throwing pots and pans around*
>"A-Amelie, I'm s-sorry..."
>You're SORRY? You're fucking SORRY? You're goddamned right you're sorry you useless cunt!" Widowmaker screamed and dropped another plate on the floor
>"I work hard all fucking night at Talon and then I have to come home to another fucking burnt meal, what the fuck CAN you do? Can you eat pussy? NO YOU CAN'T EVEN EAT PUSSY RIGHT YOU USELESS SLUT" Widowmaker said
>grabbing Lena by the throat she began to choke while screaming french obscenities
>"I'm *gargle* s--sor--*gasp* ry" Lena struggled to say
>"TIENS, SO YOU'RE STILL SORRY? I'LL MAKE YOU SORRY, PUTE!" Widowmaker slams Lena's face in the still piping hot quiche lorraine, she screams and collapses on the floor in agony
>"I'm going to the bar with Reaper, when I get back you BETTER HAVE THIS FUCKING MESS CLEANED UP AND A PROPER FUCKING MEAL PREPARED FOR ME OR, MON DIEU, NOT EVEN MERCY WILL BE ABLE TO BRING YOU BACK WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU!" Widowmaker slams the door
>Lena trembles in a stew of blood and eggs on the floor
>"SH-she loves me, I should've done a better job for her" she thought as she pulled herself up and began cleaning and preparing another meal
>>153990304
good idea. it was either that or Giggle for maximum salt. thanks!
>>153990258
Come now, you know full well that Reapy is Tracer's plaything.
>>153986805
I've seen it come up once, and someone quit at the start, ending the match
>>153990162
Just for that I'm gonna fap to fat mei art to piss you off
>>153990208
>>153990442
oh no im too full haha
>>153990314
How has no one made a parody of speed racer with Tracer yet?
>>153989247
Pharah pls.
>Get rank diamond which is the furthest I will ever get in this game
>Stop caring about winning and losing completely because competitive points for the season are secured
>>153989517
>solo q support
Yes
>climbing
Ehh not really. I go back and forth a lot but I think that's just solo play in general
>>153989517
Anyone?;_;
>>153990526
Slipstream is an homage to Speed Racer/
>>153990497
You fotgot to please dont the Omniggers to you
>Genji over Zarya
disgusting
What if Mercy's revive was Soul LoS only?
Which maps does Tracer excel in? I want to try and use her more after seeing some tips but I just wanna know when its worth it to go Tracer
>>153987758
>>153987295
>>153982204
You and Nicholas Cage would get along:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSRA6grpAEA
>>153990556
I ended at 72 last season which means that if I want enough comp points for another golden gun when this one ends, I need to tryhard and either win a load of games or hit Master.
Being good has never hurt so much.
>>153984830
>>153985456
>that episode where Soldier, Reaper, and Reinhardt had a 'who has more health problems' contest.
>tfw Genji won because they found out Hanzo stole his arms and legs again.
>None of them still helped Genji get his limbs back.
>>153990630
Any KoTH map
>>153990609
She'd be balanced, and thus unplayable at higher levels
Mercy seems sweet.
I guess I was playing a mean Zarya so far in comp.
>KOTH quickplay
>there's a faggot on the mic playing shitty alternative rock just loud enough for it to be a distraction
>ask him to turn it down and he ignores me
>oh well, it's just quickplay
>enemy takes the point
>tell my team that I'm going to ult once they're close enough to push
>enemy roadhog ults SPECIFICALLY TO STOP MY TIRE, I know this because no one else is around
>detonate it before it can be destroyed, hoping maybe I can catch someone in the blast radius
>I didn't
>faggot speaks for the first time to tell me I suck, then turns off his mic
>sperg out and tilt the rest of the match because of thisand godawful lag
I know online games attract assholes, but really?
I've spent the last weekend under a rock and haven't gotten a chance to play since the latest patch.
Do we have a new tier chart yet?
How have the nerfs/buffs affected character viability?
Is Eichenwalde fun?
>>153985618
>tfw your tyre is less than 3 seconds from exploding and you see someone going to where you unleashed it and you quickly go there and Allah Akbar and kill 3 people and yourself
Wow, that report guy is getting mods to delete shit that isn't even NSFW. Lewd, sure, but still non-nude.
What's next? Are they going to start deleting text posts? ARE THEY GOING TO DELETE ME?My name is Jorge. REMEMBER MY NAME.
>>153990710
The woman in that webm looks like Lena Headey
?????????????????
>>153990208
I'm a simple man
>>undefined
What the fuck
>>153990757
But anon...It's just quick play!
>>153990930
Yeah, I saw that too.
Right after I made this >>153990812 post.
I was worried for a sec there.
Why did the general just explode?
>>153990208
There's a start
Dunno why I made this, nobody will even look at it
>make post on official forums
>get banned for bad language when I didn't even swear once
why is Overwatch home to the biggest hugbox?
>>153990720
5 cute facts about Mercy:
- She's a girl!
- She's a tomato!
- I love her!!!!!
- Angela!!!!!!!!!!!
>>153990930
chinkmoot killing 4chan again
>>153990650
Anon, you are making me sad that this will never happen.
>>153990998
Those are 4
>>153985921
Well, we'll never know if he is her father, because >Blizzard
But he's either her dad, or acted like it.
>>153990812
Los Bandidos de Informes are watching you, Jorge. You better post with BOTH hands out of your pants.
>>153990059
Femanon should totally go on tinder and find a brown bicurious chick and post results
>>153985925
The laughing one.
Laugh in their face whenever you sleep dart someone trying to gank you.
>>153990927
Very nice
>>153991065
I was looking for this
MERCY RESURRECT NERF FUCKING WHEN???????
Jesus Christ nothign is making me more salty right now. Press Q and revive your whole fucking team
>>153990781
No, meta is still exactly the same
It's not fun, it's Anbus / Hanamura tier.
>>153991329
It was already nerfed.
>>153991329
lmao how do you let mercy rez nigga just like shoot her first or something nigga lol
>>153984830
>that Widow
Hot damn.
>tfw was 65 s1 always got decent teamates
>this season is a clusterfuck of everyone crowded in gold-diamond except for the Literal mouthbreathers and the esports top% faggots so you have a complete gamble on if your team will be competent or not
Thanks
>>153990208
>>153991374
Yeah, well not far enough. Blizzard originally said they were afraid Mercy was becoming a "resurrect machine" and that's exactly what she is. Just heal your team and go hide until 3-4 people die, then resurrect. Done.
>>153991374
then it was buffed. It needs to be LOS
>>153991329
>>153990650
>Episode where Tracer accidentally kills Widowmaker's pet cat and panics and goes to great lengths to try and find a replacement cat or even new pet before she finds out, until Mercy find out she can revive cats too, before she learns Widow hated that cat anyway and actually did her a favor by getting rid of it
Gabriel Reyes is the most tragic hero of Overwatch.
Overwatch was his only calling in life. He dedicated everything to it, and in the end was snubbed in favor of a pretty blue-eyed face, Jack Morrison.
In a fit of rage, he sought death in the most spiteful way he could. Without Overwatch, he was nothing. But a demon in the guise of an angel snatched him from the cold embrace of eternal peace and sentenced him to purgatory on Earth. His cells forever dying and regenrating, he is an abomination, the antithesis to the organization he once so dearly loved.
At best a joke and at worst a hated enemy now to his former friends, his only solace is in bringing sweet death to those who can still experience it and escape this cruel world.
>>153984745
>and take away the melee
Screaming Fist Master Race!
>>153991390
When you shoot but she's still rezzing
>go on 3 winstreak
>3 of the group leave
>KOTH chingchong tower
>match up with 2 man premade
>only play tanks
>zarya switched to bastion
>mfw we almost one but bastion refused to switch because he was getting silvers
"Just one more win and I'll be out of 2800!" I said for the fifth time today
>>153991480
Well said.
But nah, he's made tons of new friends in his new line of work, and everybody loves him.
>>153991478
>that episode where Ana dotes on D.Va while Pharah pretends not to care
>>153991272
>tfw i know im tilted but keep playing anyways and go from 3100 to 2800 in a day
Hi hello where is the Mercy x D.Va
>>153991458
Then she needs more survivability. Maybe if she could guardian angel freely this would be ok.
>>153987526
I just completed my placements. I'm fucking mad.
>>153991725
>>153991663
>Episode where all the grills try and cheer Reaper up by forcing him to take part in the different hobbies they do in their spare time
>>153991480
This.
At least he gets to fuck Widow's tight blueberry asshole.
>>153984509
>>153984334
>>153984657.
/owg/, would you rather be in great shape
Or have both your arms and eyes?
>>153990781
Eichenwalde is the most one-sided map released yet.
The first point has a Hanamura-class chokepoint that the attackers can only approach from one direction while defense has two roads and lots of nooks to hide in, and then later, after the payload reaches the last checkpoint before the end, you have two very small doors leading to two small rooms that can be easily spammed that are your only way to get back to it unless you're Pharah.
>>153991610
>Maybe, just maybe, you shouldn't have fought in the lab where there are dangerous things in delicate equipment, because exactly this could happen?
I mean, she didn't do anything to warrant his ire, right?
>>153982030
I wannaeat that food.
>>153965006
When I play comp it seems I have chances to win when I play Lucio specially on Attack. But I dont like Lucio. Feels like I am just playing brain dead hero and I am a shitter. Any tips for Attack in general if you are picking a tank?
>>153991879
No he doesn't.
>>153991871
>Episode where Junkrat earns a hot date withSymmetra
>Tries to get help in smartening himself up but she actually likes him better as a rustic slob
>>153991808
I do not disagree. She will need compensation so she doesn't disappear. They need to rework guardian angel so that it's tap to fly, hold to float, and give her some sort of Ubercharge mechanic. Maybe not complete invulnerability, but something like 1.75x damage resistance for the duration, and if she breaks it to heal someone else the cooldown begins. Think Pharah's fuel meter, except with a VERY long cooldown, and it starts at the beginning of the cooldown rather than ready.
>>153991454
>Blizzard afraid that a character becomes an ult bot or one-trick pony
I highly doubt that if they can't even avoid putting chokepoints on every map so that tanks don't become worthless.
>>153984320
>>153984483
>>153985706
>>153984196
I wonder what Ana's reaction was to her going for rocket guns and jet packs instead of reliable sniper tech.
>>153991897
Would you really be in great shape if you didn't have both your eyes and arms?
>2980 sr
Is this a good rating? Just finished placements.
Since this thread has reached Bioshock General levels of degeneracy and shitposting, I'm just waiting for that awful JunkratxTracer ship to come back
>>153992078
59.667
>tfw doctor upped my estrogen does and my tits are all achy
How am I gonna carry games if all I can think about is getting fucked and being filled with hot boy cummies.
>>153992069
You would ifthe fucking robots hadn't maimed you.
>>153991897
So I'd be extremely fit but I'd also have no arms or legs?So I'm basically Pharah :^)
Cutest and best pairing
>>153992014
>implying Widow can deny the BMC
She has a thing for brown men you know
>>153982520
kaceytron?
>>153991879
Wouldn't Widowmaker have really slack muscles because of the lack of blood flow? She should be shitting herself constantly.
Logical conclusion, her ass isn't actually huge, it's just a diaper.
>>153991801
But that was already posted >>153992171
>>153991870
>>153992016
that episode was fucking adorable.
Not sure how it top the first season finale:
>Mei makes a big-ass obstacle race track out of ice
>Genji, Tracer, and Lucio compete to see who can get first
>>153992171
You're right, anon - Mei and Yoshikage Kira do make a good couple!
>>153992181
She doesn't have anything.
She can't feel anything aside from killing.
>>153992136
Play that Mercy healslut game you disgusting faggot.
Also,post feet
Word to the wise, Los Bandidos de Informes will only report posts that are obviously NSFW in thumbnail form. Lewd, Nude, or otherwise.
>>153991915
>>153992201
The fact that Reaper can turn into a ghost and Hanzo can summon magical dragons from the aether means you shouldn't apply logical conclusions to anything!
Why do I lose 100sr when I lose, but when I win I only get 20?
>>153989920
This has to be bait. The higher your fps, the less input delay you get. Your claim makes no sense my nigga
I got around to it, please save and post so the person who asked for it can get it.
>>153991454
>>153991329
The fundamental issue is that she's like the Medic without the things that made him work.
Let's compare the Medic's best attribute.
Medic
>Ubercharge
>does not require teammates to die to be useful
>you lose all of your charge upon a death
>thus your death is more meaningful for both teams and gives your teammates even more incentive to keep you alive
>no competition
>Mercy
>beyond the basic healing there is slightly less incentive to protect her when she'll have a couple of ults ready at worst
>ultimate's purpose is to undo failures as opposed to preventing them
>has competition who can heal just as well, sometimes DPS, and can prevent a wipe
I don't know how you could fix her. Overheal? Mercy could have this to give her something unique over the other supports. The argument against giving her it don't work honestly. Medic is also a single target healer who needs to switch targets often and overheal is still a big deal in Tf2's 6v6. You can always adjust the amount of overheal given and how fast it decays. It's also very viable to give everyone an overheal in between pushes and wipes. )
>>153992171
>>153992253
Brother?
>>153992201
No, since all her bodily functions are slowed down she would rarely have to eat, meaning she never shits.
Her asshole would be amongst the cleanest, if not THE cleanest, in the world.
>>153992254
Whatever you have to tell yourself anon
>>153992171
Fight me
>>153989597
post btag qt
>>153984483
gotta love mother - daughter time
>>153992050
Honestly from a battle position, high above the area in a flying suit shooting rockets is pretty 'safe'.
She'd probably be okay with her little girl at least choosing a relatively less dangerous position in the military.
>>153992418
you got a source for me, anon?
>>153992349
>explosions
Christmas, I didn't even realize. Well played.
>>153992406
mentha#1177
post your most recent game, criticize others
>>153984745
He's like a lot of the characters in the game: anemic copies of TF2 characters that try to be unique and fail
I would not care a fucking bit if Pharah just became Soldier, if Mercy became Medic and Junkrat became Demo.
>>153992342
I feel like Mercy's resurrect should be changed to some sort of mass healing boost. Like Lucio's Amp It Up except it sends everyone to full health with maybe some overheal or something. That way it helps prevent failure as opposed to fixing a failure.
>>153992342
Hmmm.
overheal would possibly allow you to boost them long enough rather than heal,boost,heal,boost,etc. while they're getting shot at. Though it could make armored characters harder to kill
>>153990208
t. q/u/eer
>>153992220
Awwwww
>>153992325
Ayy, you finally did it! Thanks, lad
>>153992475
i cant because neither overbuff nor masteroverwatch are updating for me
>>153992503
This is agreatchart
> KOTH
> Torbjorn on our team
> builds a turret in the spawn room
> literally sits on his ass (the new emote) and says "hard work pays off"
mfwit was less funny when he spent the rest of the game attacking by himself with the turret left behind. but at least in spawn room we had some top keks
Why the FUCK am I always the only one who's trying to actively kill the Junkrat and Soldier who is fucking up our healers and dps?
God fucking damnit being a Reaper is hard.
>>153992171
>>153992253
>>153992349
>>153992470
Kira skin for junkrat when?
at the most it could be a crazy color suit with a crazy tie.
>>153992503
You forgot one. Other than that, top job, sport
>>153992290
They explained her abilities by saying she has so little oxygen in her system that her skin turned purple because she doesn't breathe much. They applied real world "logic" to her, so can I.
And Reaper is Nanomachines, Son.
And Dargens is an inherited trait. Everything else seems to be "SCIENCE!" in one way or another.
>>153992391
She'd probably piss a lot though, yet another thing for you blueberry fetishers to drool over.
>>153992541
>you will never have a crying session with Reaper where you tell eachother about your insecurities and fears in a calm and understanding environment
>you will never becomes bros and help eachother overcome their anxieties
I just want tohugReaper
How would you change or improve Soldier 76s Ult? It feels very underwhelming against a decent opposing team.
>>153992031
>They need to rework guardian angel so that it's tap to fly, hold to float
You can already cancel your flight mid way by pressing Guardian Angel again.
The entire issue with Mercy is literally everything she does is reliant on her team. Lucio and Zenyatta can both do their jobs and protect themselves at the same time.
This means Mercy needs to make up for it by being a bit stronger in some regard.
Though I admit, her ultimate needs to be brought back down since her buff since that extra healing really helps make her ultimate charge faster again.
Honestly Mercy really is so easy to kill that her insane ultimate charge and healing makes her that great. If you took one of those away, she wont be played again.
>>153992451
http://arhoangel.tumblr.com/post/149997772579?is_related_post=1
there you go my good man
>>153992480
>to some sort of mass healing boost
If only we had a support that did that... some sort of omnic monky guy.
>>153992732
>>153992732
I don't think removing the ult charge or HPS is a thing I would do. Remove LOS, and add 10% buff beam, with an extra ability would work fine
>>153992698
Why would she piss a lot?
>>153992342
New Mercy ult: She sends out five waves of healing over fifteen seconds that heal her teammates for 300 a wave. It is not stopped by LoS and is roughly the size of a capture point. Full health teammates hit by another wave gain extra health up to 25% of their total. Killing her stops the waves.
>>153992689
Aww fuck yes.
Why is it so much better to imagine different characters as friends than to pair them in relationships?
Mei players have no souls
>>153992480
>>153992802
Zenyatta should honestly turn into some kind of, robot airplane, shooting harmony and discord machine guns
Can we add this to the collage
>OW cosplay photo shoot
>doing a whole bunch of pictures for people
>person running it announces "IF YOU SHIP 76 AND MERCY, GET UP HERE!"
>some people gather
>super cute Mercy looks flustered on the edge
>she says that she can't just go in by herself and needs a 76 so it isn't odd-numbered
>just standing there as 76 thinking how silly shipping is
>but realize this is the fucking perfect chance to get in with the hands-down best Mercy cosplay there
>just stand there with arms crossed
>picture is taken
>Mercy leaves
I messed up. I want a time machine.
>>153992498
God forbid tanks don't die instantly when not hiding behind shields.
>>153992717
Make it a transformation Ult where his gun has no reload and can just continuously shoot for like 8 seconds with higher damage and maybe faster firerate.
Like an LMG or something.
>tfw this will never happen
>>153992698
>eyes are green on huntress skin
Blueberry having green eyes confirmed.
>>153992830
I will take that Mercy in a heartbeat. Though I'd accept that Tracer on a coin toss.
>>153992937
Mercy is for Pharah, delete this
>>153992937
>cosplaying
i think your parents need a time machine desu
>>153992830
>Every time you say no
>Saying no to baby-crazy
You can't.
Playing daytime matches gave me PTSD, it's like the 1500-2500's only four times worse
>>153992717
No aimbot. His gun turns into a Wolfenstein style dual MG setup each with Bastion firepower
>>153992937
Are you the fag who dyed his hair?
>>153993025
Fight me, nerd.
>>153992937
You're the "I fucked up my 76 hair" guy right?
My condolencesyou fucking pussy
>team keeps winning team fights but they never kill the mercy so just rezzes her team and we make no progress
>Have to make it my mission to kill her myself as Lucio
>Succeed in doing so and we barely win the map
>Team complains that I was being a "battle Lucio" and say that I need to be less focused on killing stuff
Support is such a thankless job.
I don't know how to feel about draws
On the one hand, its better than losing rank
On the other hand I've never had a tied game where I didn't feel like we could have won if we tried harder
>>153993052
the only downside is that she wouldn't be able to do the apron part again
>>153993084
That woulds great
>>153992830
Why would I say no to having babies with pure mercy?
>>153992815
Making her ultimate LOS would literally kill her because there's always one thing in the way.
Also remember when they added more buff to her beam? They brought that back down quick. 30% is good on that, and Discord Orb. Never touch those again, ever.
>Extra ability
She has as much as everyone else, you can't add something in without changing something already existing unless you want it to be a rework.
Her ult really does just need that slight nerf. I'm not talking the huge nerf they had before though where it seemed like you lost 40% of her ult, I'm talking like a 5 to 10% change at most.
>>153992937
You going to give where these photos are or what?
>>153992225
This was the best episode by a LOOOOOOONG shot.
>>153993090
No. I'm the fag who bleached his hair.
>>153992717
Remove the auto-aim, keep the near-instant reload. His E now auto-deploys without going on cooldown, and moves with him. In the last two seconds of the ult he can fire off an empowered helix rocket that does double damage.
>>153993210
That's some pretty solid cosplay if I say so.
>>153993116
Same here anon. I've had 2 draws but both were our game to win.
>>153993210
H-HE'S FAST
>>153993210
Should have just stepped in man, it was a perfect set up and all you had to do was walk over. No needing to break the ice, no need to ask, all you had to do was walk over.
>>153993203
as cute as this is roadhog would just probably not give a shit instead
>>153992830
>wake up at 3AM with that sweet Blueberry
YES PLEASE.
>>153993210
Pretty good tbqh, I bet you don't even main 76 though
>>153993156
It would work identically to Lucio's, and his ult works fine
which skill range is elo hell for this game?
>>153993210
that's all store bought right?
if not that's awesome, if so it's a pity but still really awesome
surprised you didn't go with the painted nerf like most cosplayers
>>153990208
Took a while, but here it is.
so anything new in the sombra ARG?.....KEK
>>153987806
hi, this is me
>>153992391
It's not her bodily functions, just her breathing and probably heart rate. Her internal organs are probably shriveled and weak from lack of blood though, so she's probably on some form of super protein/vitamin shake so she doesn't just die from lack of nutrition too. Which also points to diarrhea, from lack of absorption of nutrients and liquids.
And even if she's the cleanest ass in the world, she'd also be the loosest, from the weak muscles. No clenching power. Like fucking a cold, wet (if you use lube) sock.
>>153993210
alright that's actually pretty good not gonna lie
>>153993392
She's adorable.
Mercy's ult is frustrating because it's counter-intuitive game design. If my team pushes and kills 3-5 people, we should not be punished for our coordination because we failed to kill the Mercy hiding in the shadows somewhere. Mercy's ult is basically "Oh, your team fucked up? Have a second chance!" which is totally stupid in a competitive multiplayer game.
>>153993387
2000-2500 probably
>>153993156
And 30 is not enough. You have 30% boost on one person attacking 6, whereas with Zen you have a 30% boost on 6 attacking 1.
50% was too much, but 40% would be at least worth a stint in PTR
>>153993356
They watch out for each other those Straylians, Roadhog doesn't want to see his bogan bro turning into a gay wanker.
>>153993442
>>153992717
Make Helix Rockets homing for the duration, reduce cooldown
>>153993387
I would say anything below 2800 is rough, but below 2500 is especially terrible.
>>153992937
Different guy, managed to snap some photos from an Overwatch meet-up
>>153993398
This one is also really good. Close to impeccable taste anon.
>>153987806
at low level. can I still play him and be a credit to team if I'm at least competent
>>153993503
he'd give him shit for looking like a poof but that's his job. He wouldn't stop him though
>>153993505
I don't get people that want to fuck D.va, she's just too cute, like your little cousin or something
>>153993447
Then there's the whole deal with ults that'll just kill you with no effort required, to use them properly or even get them, and half the cast having easily-done combinations of abilities that will instant kill most of the cast.
>>153992717
Probably just a small buff like
>Helix Rockets reset on kill through the duration of the Ult and deal 30% more damage.
>>153993385
Her ultimate works on bringing people who have died back. That's not a "Oh, you missed out what a shame" that's literally "Your ult is fucking worthless"
It's a one way street
With Lucio's it's like "Oh, one person missed out? Shit you better be careful then"
You can delete 3 heroes and 1 map from comp play forever. Who do you choose
>mercy, hanzo, mei
>eichenwalde
>>153993550
Top notch winston, also is d.va a man?
>>153993612
I just wanna be friends with her
>>153993550
Jesus fuck
Top right Reaper and maybe Fem(?)rat are the only good looking ones there
>>153993612
I want D.Va to fuck me.
I have 3000 overbux, what should I buy
>>153993550
>That Junkrat in the front
>"Oh, he's kinda shi-"
>Where's his leg
>What's with his other leg?
>What's with his arms?
NANI
>>153993612
>I don't get why people want to fuck a young, pretty, haughty, and seemingly naive woman
>>153991801
>>153993647
Her ult would not be worthless with LoS. The amount of times I would've missed an ult due to walls is far, far, far less than the amount of times I would miss a revive because I died
>>153993649
>hanzo, junkrat, bastion
>route 66
>>153993550
Reaper on the right is excellent, and that Roadhog is perfect.
>>153993397
Just about all of it is store-bought, yeah. I'm not good enough to actually make this stuff. Did a lot of repairs to my boots and gloves over the duration of the weekend through simple gluing and sewing, but that's it.
>>153993375
76 is my sixth most-played hero afterZenyatta, Zarya, Reinhardt, Mercy, and Roadhog.
>>153993331
I know. I fucked up. I was kicking myself for the rest of the day. It was even worse when a Tracer, Mercy, and D.Va were behind me on the escalator calling me "dad" all the way up and I didn't make extended conversation with any of them; I just ran to the Hearthstone tournament I thought I was going to miss.
>>153993704
>>153993748
Here's the rats by themselves
>>153993550
why does junkrat have polio?
>>153993550
I kinda like that roadhog
>>153993826
>left
I'M GOING TO FIRE IN THAT HOLE
>>153993649
Roadhog
Reinhardt
Lucio
Eichenwalde
I want them gone so that Blizzard is forced to address their shitty map design instead of rely on people picking specific characters to deal with their incompetence.
>>153993121
Why not?
>>153993826
Holy shit it is a femrat. Really well done.
>>153993842
>>153993817
The two Roadhogs, in all of their glory
>>153993818
>soldier 76 cosplayer has dad shoes
Nice air monarchs m8
>>153992402
>>153992016
Do you read, Your Body Is A Weapon?
It's a pretty good Symmetra/Junkrat fic. Slow burn, incorporates a lot of the cast, decent action and humor, though the present tense used by the author might take a while to get used to:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7072693
>>153965006
thick girl is best girl
>>153993818
>I know. I fucked up. I was kicking myself for the rest of the day. It was even worse when a Tracer, Mercy, and D.Va were behind me on the escalator calling me "dad" all the way up and I didn't make extended conversation with any of them; I just ran to the Hearthstone tournament I thought I was going to miss.
Jesus christ. Tell us more about how autistic you were.
>>153993912
I've only seen a female Junkrat drawn correctly once. It isn't this one.
1. Your league
2. The 3 most common characters you see in comp
1. Diamond
2. Lucio, Zarya, Zenyatta
>>153992171
Wrong
>>153992937
If your team needs a support but you like to play DPS, remember that Zen's DPS on a discorded target is 149.5 AND your ult can save everyone's ass
>>153993818
Dude man.
You need to take advantage of these situations, I'm never going to experience anything like that in my pathetic life but you seem to be fairly in shape and these girls are doing your work for you by sparking up conversation.
Seriously man, don't let it happen again, you are getting opportunities people like me only dream about and you're passing them up. You can do it.
>>153993916
> 2016
> still doesn't know that the maps center around the heroes and not the other way around
>>153993948
Oh god I want beachbum Roadhog as skin so badly.
>>153993917
m8
kids shouldn't see their mother nude
>>153993649
>Mei, junkrat and hanzo
>Volsakaya
>>153993550
This is still my favorite cosplay pic
>that lucio
>Fiesta reaper
>slut r63 mcree
>>153993948
>fat americans attempting to have a beergut
fucking awful, can't even get being fat right
>>153993984
>Shitinum
>Mercy, Reinhardt, Zarya
Maximum EDGE
>>153994015
>Blizzard has to make shitty maps so tanks can be useful
>>153993959
I usually stay the fuck away from fanfiction of any kind, but I'll definitely give this a look. Cheers anon
>>153993975
Don't worry I have several
>Pick a DPS hero
>Friend picks support
>Four randoms proceed to all pick DPS
>>153993818
I hate you so much right now. How could you squander it
Is there such a thing as "best ana player ever" or am I just hopelessly trying to find meaning in my life
Lads how do I climb out of the hellish hole that is the 2500s?
I don't want to be a shitter anymore
>>153993210
pretty good cosplay
>>153994148
>Best Ana player ever
doubt it familia
>>153994109
>shitty maps
you're still thinking as if the maps are supposed to be in some way on their own, when the design philosophy for them is how can our heroes work on this
>>153993826
I wonder why Junkrat cosplayers bother to do that leg trick, because it's so uncomfy and doesn't really add much to the cos. Some sort of legbrace type of deal would be just as effective.
>>153992342
>>153993156
He might be right about needing that extra ability. In her current state she actually needs a spammy ult to ever be worth using. It seems the devs didn't intend that but that's how things worked out.
On paper her ult sounds really strong, and it is, but at the same time it does require her team to die and in many situations she has to survive certain team wiping ultimates despite being the most dependent support in the game. The other support ults are arguably better. Take a Zarya combo. Mercy isn't going to live through that and neither will her team, but Zen and Lucio will. How about Genji going apeshit? Better hope he doesn't target Mercy first. What if you want to push? Well, too bad because it's 100% defensive unlike Ana's nanoboost. Or even Lucio's sound barrier, it can be used to make pushes. Hell even Zen can sort of do this, not the best choice, but it's there. Her ult does one thing and one thing only.
So what does she have?
Healing? Because all of the other healers perform just as well and even Zen isn't half bad despite Mercy beating him here.
Damage boost? Well no, because Zen is not only self-sufficient at eliminating opponents he has a damage boost that applies to everyone. The others have de/buffs as well.
Survival? Nope. She obviously loses to Lucio here in terms of living through assassination attempts. She is so dependent on others that her best mobility skill requires other teammates. Zen's offense is his defense. Ana can hold her own but not as well as Zen however she at least has crowd control.
I'm not saying she's good where she is right now, but the devs are probably aware of these facts and subconsciously gave Mercy a generous ult charge to balance things out without realizing that it would make her a walking ult. If she gets her ult nerfed again she'll need a lot more tweaks and reworks to be worth using.
>>153994042
the game needs a hawaiian reaper skin. RIGHT NOW.
>>153994003
yeah but I main tracer and she heals herself
Why is there such an obsession with DPS characters?
Are Tanks not fun for people in this game?
Clearly there is a correlation between having a balanced team and winning, and isn't winning fun?
What do these players really want when they all pick DPS?
tfw playing with such a bad team that you get gold elims and gold damage as lucio
>>153987793
I did it once and got potg, it consisted of 1 of the 5 mccrees on my team walking off the ledge then the other coming thru and high nooning everyone I tickled with my sentries was p good.
>>153994119
Cheers.
>>153994282
Some of the players that go DPS are just tired of tanking and supporting.
>>153994042
>that fucking hawaiin Reaper
I give it a 10
>>153994243
what he really needs is a Cholo skin
>>153994129
Fire in the hole!
Or in other words: a very nasty STD.
what the fuck do you do in this scenario
we lost of course
>>153994189
Every map revolves around chokepoints, they're shit.
That's all comp is, who can better hold a team at a chokepoint
Hi everyone I'd like to give a public service announcement
Soldier 76's biotic field, not only is it meant to heal the team, Soldier 76 actually gets ult charge if you're being healed by it, so it would be nice if you didn't avoid it like the plague
>>153994282
A lot of people want to be the solo hero who gets team wipes with their ults and have amazing skill through frags. DPS gets stuff done.
But many DPS forget that the rest of the team allows them to get anything done in the first place
>>153993959
>140 000 words
Let me rephrase that, I feel I'm gonna fucking love this.
>>153994150
>kills themselves
>blames the ranks
Typical.
>>153994282
People specialize in this game, which is why solo q is a pain. You might straight up get 6 players who typically play support, and then four of them have to move outside of their specialties
>But you should learn 2 characters from each category!
Learn isn't the same as being extremely proficient and good enough for high mmr. Being a jack of all trades might fly in plat, but it won't in masters.
>>153977052
How does that in any way make sense?
don't make stupid assumptions, everyone knows egyptians aren't all muslim because they;re not middle eastern.
>>153993953
I've had those for almost 8 years now. They're the most comfortable things in the world. It's so nostalgic looking at them and seeing grass stains from when I actually lived at a house that had a lawn that needed to be mowed.
>>153993970
Here's a story. So I was trying to get with this girl at the convention. I met up with her at one point. She said she was hungry, so we went to a Subway that was attached to the convention center. I don't do pick-your-own-ingredients restaurants very often because I'm uncomfortable unless I know everything that's there. So we're at Subway and she's telling me horror stories about stuff during her time working retail. AT THAT EXACT MOMENT, as we're talking about how stupid customers can be, the guy behind the counter is yelling, "WHO ORDERED THE CHICKEN BREAST?"
It isn't registering with me since we were talking and I ordered the "grilled chicken sandwich." Everyone else and I am just sort of looking around.
WHO ORDERED THE CHICKEN BREAST?
I'm almost positive it's not me and I'm looking at the sandwiches they have queued up. The girl when I ordered asked if I wanted this whole plethora of meat on my sandwich and I said yes, so I figured mine was the chicken sandwich with the bacon and pepperoni on it already.
Turns out it wasn't. WHO ORDERED THE CHICKEN BREAST? the guy yells again.
We're in a small Subway; it's like half the size of an actual store since it's just attached to the convention center. The girl I'm with is looking at me.
Shit, I guess it's me. So I say that I had the chicken breast and the guy behind the counter gives me an exasperated look. He asks what I want. Flustered and embarrassed, I just pick the ingredients I readily recognize.
Pickles.
And peppers.
And that's it. I tell the guy I'm good. He looks at me with a weird look. I give him a thumbs up. He gives me that "what the fuck ever, I get paid to give customers whatever weird shit they want" look.
The girl looks at me weird.
>>153994359
What rank?
>>153994353
I'm sure the radioactive Australian wasteland would've cleansed any diseases they might have
Or given them more!
>>153994359
Im at 2500 at I was 1 win away from breaking my season high into 2600s I got qued against a top 500 hanzo
he raped us
So is there anyway to deal with zarya as dva or is there no hope and it's better to just change. Who is even good at dealing with zarya?
>>153992671
And a the Riptire remade into a Sheer Heart Attack bomb.
>>153994243
We all know what skin he really needs.
>>153994461
3079 after we got stomped
>>153994429
>letting roadhog catch you that would result in porn writing themselves instead of going out like a strong independent womyn
I bet you don't even comp
>>153994516
reaper
>>153994189
>Map that forces everyone into one small space to shoot at the required shield that only two characters have until somebody gets impatient and kills themselves on the enemy team is good design
I'd rather tanks have utility and contribute by handing out that utility while being someone you want to kill, but can't due to a high health pool, than characters that you have to pick because your team instantly dies to the enemy McCree clicking on their heads if you don't.
As is, the maps Blizzard designed around Reinhardt, because they WERE designed around him, mean they can't make any new tanks without them being the same character or doing the same thing.
>>153994516
hold left click and point in her direction
ez
>>153994359
but the game pairs you against your peers! Blizzard said the game pairs you up against your peers oh god what's happening! Surely that's just a one in a billion aberration, right guys? There's no way Blizzard could do something poorly or incompetently, right? RIGHT!?
>>153994319
this is strangely well made
it feels unnatural to see a fancomic that isn't mid shots of 2-3 characters having static conversations just to deliver a punchline
>>153994429
Killing himself in that situation was the best thing he could've done in that situation. He was 100% going to die, best he could've done was deny the enemy a little bit of ult charge
>>153993818
>ran to the Hearthstone tournament I thought I was going to miss
Holy fuck my sides
>>153994458
I own them too
They're the only shoes I've ever had that are extra wide, so I don't completely wear out the outside of the shoe
it's true bliss
>tfw your CPU didn't ship via Amazon Same Day so you still have to play on your macbook.
At least the setup looks alright.
>>153994242
>subconsciously gave Mercy a generous ult charge to balance things out without realizing that it would make her a walking ult. If she gets her ult nerfed again she'll need a lot more tweaks and reworks to be worth using.
This is exactly how I feel about her. Without any form of self defense that allows her to continue healing (Taking your pistol out is self defense but you stop healing so you're not healing) she'll always be out classed by everyone else unless her Guardian Angel was usable without requiring allies or their corpses.
>>153994319
More?
>>153994548
>letting roadhog catch you that would result in porn writing themselves instead of going out like a strong independent womyn
You had the options to hit E or Boost Away.
>>153994565
>get on small winstreak
>matchmaking literally forces you to fight against a pro premade 6 stack just so you can lose
this happens literally every day
>>153994516
Is it really hard for people to not shoot at a two second bubble?
Has my Soldier so farbeen good?
>>153994636
What's that syringe looking thing
>>153994659
I don't even usually play pharah though I switched off her right after that
>>153994698
>implying a smart Zarya isn't going to get charge
>>153994736
Thermal paste
>>153994736
Looks like a syringe for thermal paste.
>>153994614
They're fucking amazing. The moment you put a pair on, you realize why every single dad in the world has a pair.
>>153994458
Ordering at Subways is so awkward that I don't understand how they stay in business... I always ask either the person I'm with to order (because I wouldn't go there alone anyway) or ask the person behind the counter for a special, or just literally whatever, so I don't need to think about it.
>>153994736
>>153994802
>>153994812
Ignore them, its heroin.
>when you get matched with the best players in the world.
Anyone down for some late-night Overwatchor lewd talk?
>>153994687
I dunno man is this supposed to be how your comp stats look every day after you finish?
>>153994698
>implying the retard junkrat on your team who is still delusional at his gold damage with nothing else would let zarya be at below 50 energy at anytime
>>153994441
So to move yourself up a higher MMR, you must become a specialist in more than one area.
That seems completely fair to me.
>>153994879
Who?
>>153994882I'm a gril and these threads have made me bicurious because of Pharmercy
>>153994879
Did you get stomped?
>>153994713
Shoot fewer shields, flank more. Sprint is fucking busted at running away like a coward.
>>153994928
K I N G S R O W
I
N
G
S
R
O
W
>>153994925
got to play with TVIQ earlier tonight as well
>>153994906
No, to move yourself into higher mmr you have a team of players who cover bases. 2 good DPS players, 2 good tanks, 2 good support players.
>>153994928
I'm not sure if I should even tell you to go to the /u/ thread as it can get rather stupid. They tend to have good pictures though.
>Tfw your PTR rank would have been sufficient for top 500
>>153994925
IDDQD
>>153994516
Depends on how much retarded your teammates are and how much they feed her. If you got junk that refuses to switch, suicide is the only way. Otherwise i belive she still manageable. You can't do much about her beam beside boosting away asap, but you can still ruin her day by eating her ulti. Or at least eating the ulti that would follow hers, unless it's Hanzo from safe distance, other D.Va or something like that.
But yeah, if she's getting charge, it's probably pointless to struggle. You can eat her ulti, but also are free charge for new one. Current meta doesn't really favor D.Va much sadly.
>>153994965
Will do friend
>>153994928
Interesting, these threads turned me lesbian. And I'm a man.
>>153994995
Welcome to the real world.
>>153994925
The three masters there are pro players who play for top 5 teams.
>>153994928that's pretty cute and all but I'm not a girl who can help you out with thatif you wanna play overwatch with a boy who wants to get fucked silly and made into a girl, though, i can help you with that
>>153994963
>>153994925
They didnt exactly play that hard on us, they were in casual mode. Of course there was no chance to win it tho. Their aim was disgusting.
hopefully the OW community will develop something as amazing as this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6LlRjblCuI
>>153994971
>>153995017
>>153995054
So.. Who??
I have no idea how to wall-run.
>>153995054
So when did they activate their aimbots?
>>153995032
Dorado and Kings Row especially. You can stay in those winding side paths and just sprint around until they stop chasing indefinitely, then go right back to dinking defenders in the back and attackers running to the payload. If you're not shit almost nobody can 1v1 you with your E up, and if two people decide to chase you somewhere that isn't the objective, you just made the fight 5v4 or even 5v3 until they catch you (they shouldn't) or they give up (they will).
>finally get back up to 2900
>immediately drop back to 2800
fuck this fucking game and its bullshit matchmaking
>>153995149
spacebar
>>153994895
Junkrat here. I cannot resist feeding that sweet pink pumpkin patch every time I see her.
Help
>>153995149
hold spacebar as urban brazilian youth
>>153995114
I get not caring about e-sports, but if you play competitive overwatch you should probably have some idea who the best players in the world are. I never watch tournaments, but I like watching VODs from pro players.
>>153995103
Did tviq play Genji?
>>153995114
Team Rogue. They won the Atlantic open tournament recently. Like 4 days ago.
>>153995084
You fags are disgusting but the thought excites me.
Only the thought though
>>153995108
Hm. Gay love.
Is forced 50 real?
>>153995216
i know i am
>>153995209
He played Zarya most of the game.
>>153994928
I honestly don't think you are, it's just everyone loves seeing two beautiful women hug and kiss on each other. I think the term you're looking for may be infatuation.
>>153994636
What framerate and how?
not sure why people complain about mercy potgs since genji's potgs are almost exclusively the only ones which display actual skill
Bets on that fat fetish faggot posting a new thread early
>>153994895
>pick junkrat at first on attack
>as we get out of the gate, notice they have a zarya
>oh shit, better switch when i'm dead
>make it a point to never shoot my spam near her general direction in fear of the bubble while i'm alive
>friendly reaper feels the need to pick up the slack and shoot her bubbles whenever available
>she gets an avg maximum charge card at the end
It's a strange feeling.
>>153994973
L-link?
>>153995084
Hmm ;)
>>153995312
I would fuck them if they were real tho
>>153994895
You're in the middle of Elo hell. You should try to find a couple guys who are on the high end of platinum(2900+), and pair with them
Oh boy, I sure can't wait for some fuck to make the thread early with waifus and shitposting directly in the OP.
How about we let this one die and go for the first thread posted after the bump limit?
>>153995365
>spamming M1 with DB up and Swift Strike
>skill
Okay Genji main, please tell us more how playing Genji is harder than brain surgery.
Man it's so much nicer playing Zen now. Not having to constantly survive 2 seconds of Genji ult before ulting yourself is a massive weight off the shoulders.
>>153994636
Clean your desk.
Hide those wires.
>you got sold on an 87 key keyboard
>macbook
>cheap patrician headset
You shouldn't have a razor logo on anything in your entire house
Curved desk. Haphazard placement of your keyboard and mouse. No ruler nearby to imply you're going to reposition them. What are you trying to kill first, your wrist or your ability to play?
Vacuum your fucking room.
>>153995413if you actually want to play some add me mentha#1177
>>153984238
You can use an aimbot yourself you know. It will be no different than a Surefour's stream.
>>153995413
Just go to the /u/ board and go to the catalog and search "overwatch"
>>153995103
How long ago was this game?
Zarya in virtually every competitive game.
Is she a problem?
>>153994825
Right? I'm just a really awkward guy when it comes to that stuff.
>>153994142
>>153994014
I am sorry. I'm a pretty socially awkward person, to be honest. I just really wanted to cosplay this year. I got to meet a lot of cool people though.
https://twitter.com/TerranGregory/status/772629656293871617
>>153995548
it was 2:45 am UK time
What's worse ELO Hell, the low platinum where you run into players who think they're all LeBron James because they're platinum and never use the 3 C's, or that mid-high diamond where you're frequently paired against some of the best players on earth?
I feel like either way it's a trial by fire, but the fire burns so strongly that you get consumed no matter how much better you try to play.
Quick! Someone link me Reinhardt/y/ pornin tumblr!!
>>153995645
I feel like she could get minor nerfs to indirectly buff one or two heroes without hurting her overall viability but that's about it.
>>153995651
Ah don't worry about it, there will be other chances mate, just remember how much you regret it this time so you don't miss out again
>guy questions why a mercy got POTG with 2 res
>explain it to him
>"stay fucking salty"
Why are people who play this game such fucking faggots?
>>153995651
Make the effort man, at least you're not fat. That already puts you miles ahead in the game.
If you get the same situation with a cute young Ana cosplayer you better not pass it up.
>>153995667
So about 5 hours ago, then.
>>153995315
~45fps @ 1080p, all low settings. Bootcamp on the MBP, hdmi to the monitor.
>>153995472
>you got sold on an 87 key keyboard
Do I need more keys?
>macbook
I prefer UNIX environments for work. This is my first Windows build in ~6 years.
>You shouldn't have a razor logo on anything in your entire house
I don't like Razer either, and I preferred the black case and got the NZXT Razer case - https://www.nzxt.com/products/h440-designed-by-razer because Amazon would ship it same day, and the black one wouldn't ship till thursday. I really wanted to spend my Labor Day playing overwatch, but imagine my rage when the CPU wasn't included.
>Haphazard placement of your keyboard and mouse. No ruler nearby to imply you're going to reposition them.
I'd be great if you could help me here, for the past ~2 months I've been playing on my MBP (and I was using a Razer Orochi, peaked at SR60, Final 54) - I decided to invest in an actual rig. Day 2 of playing on this keyboard, and my fingers hurt. What should I google for optimal placement?
New thread:
>>153995865
>>153995865
>>153995865
>>153985618
>circling an iceberging mei with the riptire
>>153987045
Lucio is a DJ. He gets lots of tail.
I just had a game where the enemy mercy revived ONE person and got POTG.
ONE REVIVE.
>>153986983
gg ez
>>153995764
can you explain it to me? And if the answer is related to the assist system, can you explain it to me in the context of Mercy?
>>153995891
>10 posts and 20 images early
Why must you be such an attention whoring faggot?
>tripfag
oh that explains everything
>>153995767
I used to be fat. I started going to the gym a little over a year ago. If you're fat, or "cultivated mass," you can get pretty significant gains. And there was one Ana, from what I remember. I but I didn't interact with her at all. There was also only one Pharah cosplay. She was doing the casual wear Pharah that was popularized on the internet. She was pretty cute and called me "daddy" at one point.
I was at half mast.
>>153995758
It's hard, man.
>>153996051
most people have been trying to get threads up early because there's this one waifufag who keeps making threads with cancerous shit like the Pozzed Lucio Main and the Hana Song picture
>>153986983
gg ez filters to them
>>153995645
the real problem is she's boring as shit to play
it feels like a chore
>>153986983
You're not allowed to say "gg ez" anymore
>>153996058
I've tried several times man, I have no self discipline and fall off after two weeks. There's no hope for me anymore, but you can do it dude, just believe.
HOW DO I ESCAPE THE 2500 GHETTO THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
>>153995214
>>153995208
He's doing the typical fedora response of "heh, I dont care about this game pssht"
>>153996051
I made this thread as well. I generally try to wait till 740-745 to make a new thread.
>>153996117
Who cares though? As long as it's not that fucking preggo/vore faggot It could be a white screen with the word Overhawtch for all I care.
>>153996380
People with filters care
>>153996058
>She was pretty cute and called me "daddy" at one point.
Give Ana some grandchildren
>>153996058
I'm half jap and your stories are wanting me to get /fit/ and cosplay hanzo. Are cosplay girls a really easy lay cuz that's what it sounds like from your stories.
>>153991793
It's time to stop
>>153995645
I honestly feel she is, but only on the damage side of things. I'd like to see that if her charge is over 50%, it depletes quicker. Kind of like a bell curve sort of thing, the higher it is quicker it goes; then just flat decreases at 50%.
>>153996058
Real talk here. Do you know any of the cosplay girls you eyeballed? No, you don't. You've never seen them before in your life, and odds are really fucking good you'll never see them again. Next time you get an opportunity like that you fucking take it. You score, you fucking scored. You get shot the fuck down by one who then proceeds to make out with Chad right in front of you? Good thing you don't know her and you'll never see her again.
I'm a fucking little bitch. Dragon con was in town, and the hottest Wendy corduroy came in to the store I work at on Saturday. Holy fuck she was hot. I didn't even have the balls to get her picture. I'm still kicking myself, because I didn't do a God damn thing, even if it meant getting shot down. It's better to try and fail, for even in failure an attempt was made when otherwise you wouldn't have.
>>153996209
I said the same thing in May. Here I am now in the middle of my workout. What better things do you have to do at 2:30 am? I will post on this thread every night if I have to remind you. I'm going as mccree for momo con next year, I'm going to get laid, and I'm going to look damn good while I'm doing it. So are you.
I fucking lost 500sr in the last 2 days
>>153965006
>able to predict rocket launcher in quake
>can't hit worth shit with Pharah
I'm so sexually depraved I can't focus after the character select screen. How do you other Pharahs do it?
>>153999078
>>153999078
>>153999078
New Thread
>>153992937
>>153993210
>Missed his chance with a cute d.va "cosplayer' and now a cute Mercy cosplayer
You're killing me here bud.
>>153985963
Given the way the curve works there are probably a similar number of bronze players as there are grandmasters