/d2g/ Dota 2 Gulag

>EG is dead
what do

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Reminder QoP has the juiciest, most luscious ass in all of Dota

>>153825350
thank our lord and savior jesus christ

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This guy is Ghost Revenant.

>>153825350

What is PPD's master plan? I am not following here.

>>153825389
ghost revenant when
siege team when
wyvern rider when
priest paladin guy when

>>153825378
>blindfold

my fucking dick

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>>153825408
getting paid

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>be Underlord
>get a teamwipe
>rift to the enemy bottom rax with entire team where creeps have pushed in
>get mega creeps with 375 bonus damage from Atrophy Aura alone

Nice hero la.

>>153825430
Siege tank hero when
Crab hero when

>>153825538
>Siege tank hero when
Aghs Nyx

>Crab hero when
Soon

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post some winter waifu

>>153825476
>still wearing EG jersey
???

>>153825587
>Soon
not soon enough.

>>153825538
>implying underlord isn't the crab hero and the siege tank hero

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>put both blink and shadow blade on C
>have to buy both

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Reminder that if you don't know who the follow people are, you are a redditor
>Rime
>NMA
>Barnyyy
>Beesa
>Lamperkat
>Blitz
>Cosmo (?)

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>>153825538
No time to explain
Get on board

153826126
>knowing those people

Reddit pls

Are you shilling a new redditstack team for next TI?

>>153826126
But d2g is reddit

>>153826179
not him,but what's a TI ?

>>153826126
Some shitter spammed here le playing le mid
Who
some shitter streamer
Some UK shitter who never accomplished anything
Who
Caster that redditors think is our guy because Blitzbrowsingvg.webm
WHO

>>153826250
Blitz is /d2g/ or was atleast.
He has most big /d2g/ names on friendlist and stacks with some of them sometimes, was browsing on that one video and has casted /vg/ masters.

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ODPixel is the most /d2g/ of the all. He's literally banging our girl on the reg.

How about a little story time boys.

>be playing late as fuck to see what dota is like
>already shit since in 2k
>get in a game with a phoenix
>mid dusa asks for wards for pudge
>phoenix shouts that he's muting him and he'll mute anyone else that asks for wards
>says it triggers him or some shit
>4 minutes later he gets killed by pudge
>"WTF WHY NO MISSING"
>dusa called it but since phoenix muted her he didn't know
>"WELL THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR TALKING SHIT MEDUSA"
>literally wat
>"Well fuck since I can't hear if middle is missing I'm going to have to go there"
>proceeds to leave a sniper alone against a slark and steals mid farm
>everyone calls him out on being a piece of shit
>says he's going to start feeding
>does
>continues to call the rest of the team bad

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What's the next step of his master plan?

>>153826678
CRASHING

>>153826638
didnt read lol stop blogging

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>>153826678
the absolute madman did it again

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>don't gank enemy safelane
>wow enemy core has free farm what the fUCK?!? how did you not win 1v2???

>>153826714
THIS

>>153826828

MEMETEAM

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>EG is dead
>ppd no more career
goodbye reddit im gonna an hero now sayonara

>>153826638
>try to help the guy understand he's bad by telling him how he's losing the game but blames the team
>"IT'S A TEAM GAME WTF OF COURSE ITS THE TEAMS FAULT"
>but the team can't win if you're on it
>this goes on for twenty minutes
>enemy team is finally getting megas
>after we ask everyone to report him he says he's glad he's making everyone miserable
>dude this is just a game
>phoenix starts sperging out about how dota has made 30 million in the last year

I'm not even mad just really astonished

>>153826250
>Cosmo
>WHO
Is like you are new AF fuck and never had fun playing dota ever, I feel bad for you

also special mentions, based sweedish bros
>Kupu
>Booster

>Savisaar
>Waffles and the dog

>>153826815
>Cant handle a 2v1 offlane, while average player should handle trilanes
>Is a crybaby
>Posts pedo pics of cartoon girls
I see no coincidence here

37th for Icefrog is a bad guy.

>>153826815
>not getting first blood double kill in the offlane
Looks like youre just the classic exp sapping afk offlane garbage, you need to go aggressive and disrupt his farm

>>153826964
>its just a game
>but i refuse to quit or get better at it

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39th for vlads on lycan is a clear indicator of mental deficiency

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Don't play with /vg/ they said, you won't have fun they said.
Joke's on you it's a great way to get carried and/or just fuck around. Also you get to be a raging tard and people generally don't care.

whites are pretty much subhuman desu

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41st for entering the lilmeta

>>153827503
I'm not gonna cry about losing a game because my teammate decided to act autistic. Because it's just a game. I try to win but if I don't oh well.

>>153827580
I remember playing a vg lobby back in 2014. YOu used to get purple nickname in chat when you had compendium so we had several purple vs white team lobbies.

I was Medusa in purples and I ancient farmed uninterrupted for like 30 minutes. I remember we had a russian Ursa with a mic and an Io player. It was really fun listening to these guys. I don't know if anyone remembers that. Whites had some anime-avatar jackass Viper who was really tryharding and all chatting lolmy team is so shit.

>>153827710
Inhouses are dead, thank god. They were just a shitty circlejerk.

That being said, I miss the purple/golden names. Gold Pride Worldwide, whites get out!

>>153825430

>Siege Team When

It's on the list. It's part of IceFrog's diabolical plan to plunge Dota 2 into a new dark age of game-destroying meme comps.

Techies will be reworked. Mortar Team will be released. Sniper will be buffed. And then we'll get a full-on RTS base building hero.

Be prepared,
-Bullshit Future Bro

>>153828221
Future Bro, do we get better dota porn in the future?

>>153828305

The average quality stays about the same and at least half of it is gay.

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>>153827179
who
who
who
WHO
WHO ARE THESE LITERAL WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSS
S

>>153828390
FUCK

at this point i might as well start learning drawing to draw my own porn

mfw my self insert throating Lina

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>>153827509
>muh 10 damage on summons
>muh lifesteal with orbs!
lmao

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>>153825247
uhh, dotards

>>153828503
>treads
Away false prophet

>>153827509
literally lost that game
lelmao

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What is the ARTEEZY team dotards

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>americlaps will be cancerous twitch team now

hehehe

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REMINDER

sit straight

don't be like Dazzle

REMINDER

>>153828503
>>153827509
lycan is one of these heroes ive barely touched but always feel like learning it would give me a lot of knowledge about dota

>Arteezy still has 'fans' after sucking dick for years

really fires up your neurons

>>153828784
1. mason
2. arteezy
3. bulba
4. demon
5. 1437

>>153828784
c1t and zai hopefully

>>153828894
That's Oracle and Winter Wyvern though. You learn a lot about other heroes with those two.

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>>153828901
>bulba
BACK THE FUCK OFF BULBA IS MINE

>>153828895
he's likeable and relatable

>Battlefield 1 is so casual-tier that they add client side weather to match the player's skill if they stomp too hard.

my fucking gigasides

valve is too fucking based of a developer after reading how trash other games are

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>EG ROSTER IS KILL
how can NA ever recover?
DC doesn't count they're EU

>>153829034
those furries dont spend >3k hours watching that show and find some time to draw shit, dotards just queue for another game

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>>153828895
He dindunufin wrong and always was playing well

His choice to play with Puppey was a mistake. Playing with EE is even bigger mistake.

>>153827614
blogshitting on 4chan is crying in my book

>>153829034
because horsecockmasterrace

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>NA doesn't have a relevant team any more.
UH DOTARDS?

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>>153829132
This. EG.rtz is much better than Secret.rtz

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>>153829095
>how can NA ever recover?

EG => Twitch.Dota

Will it ever get explained why supposed good teams have been shuffling bad players like RTZ or Bulba instead of simply dropping them to tier 2-3 teams?

I want to think we will get an explanation at some point but I'm scared dota2 will end with a cliffhanger

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>>153828894
You dont learn anything by playing lycan
You *realize*
Everyone has always known that towers and the ancient are the most important things in the game
Sure, fighting and farming will help you realize that goal
but when you're against a lycan that does neither of those things, you *realize* that defense of your ancient is the name of game, literally
You realize that winning this teamfight is far far less important than a tp back to your t3 to stop him from taking it down to your rax
Conversely, when playing lycan, you look at the damage from wolves and necro units and the crit from wolf and think "hmm this is an interesting idea for fighting"
And then you solo the Tier 1 tower in 20 seconds and *realize* holy shit I can just push this shit faster than anyone and they literally cant catch me at all!

>>153829223
I think it's just a friends thing. They're friends playing dota traveling world getting free money.

I'd do it too

>>153829179
actually best mlp porn is humanized, or even slight anthro

>>153829206
Nah, rtz peaked between post DAC and TI5

>>153829223
See you not? Dota Professionals never liked change, nothing can work. Getting new "top" pro players is scary, and that is why people stick with what they know. The metas are defined in the pub.

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>>153829258
how unprofessional honestly

>>153829279
I always wonder how well would ti5 secret do if kuro didnt fuck it all up.

>>153829308
>pubs work the meta
>pros receive the money

are 5Ks the cucks of dota?

>>153829335
dlf was right

>seven losses in a row
>all seven involved at least two-three full blown no good at this game baddies

i'd like a win now volvo

How is Alliance still a team but EG isn't.

>>153829521
DING

DING

DING

>>153829521
EG can just readd everyone again

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>no japanese team
>no korean team

>>153829113
we're not furries, omfg

>>153829646
why would they do that?

i'm confused. why is eg removing their whole team after being 3rd at ti.

>>153829267
>generic anime sameface boobufestu nohooves
qys

>>153829885
>being a furry
kys

>>153829806
Every CN team did this too, it's so the players wont leverage more money.

>>153829961
that shit only works in china though because the organizations control the scene. a player literally can't play a tournament in china or go abroad unless they are on a team.

in a free market that same strategy makes no sense.

>friends invites me to the club
>after a while they all go dancing
>I get dragged along but I dont know how to dance
>just start doing SF casting animations
>grill who looks like TA gives me a wink

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>no japanese team
>no korean team
>/a/utists still infesting the thread 24/7

why? can't autism be vaccinated on birth or something?

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>>153830325

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>>153830358
you can't spell 4chan without chan, Anon-chan.

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>>153827179
>kupu
sperg shit at game invoker spammer
>booster
terrible person especially by association with SZA
>savisaar
eh i guess
>waffles
i want to say retard but i dont think i remember him, ive known like 3 d2g waffles

p.s. what the fucks this captcha

>Void is an AGI hero with good AS
>has 25% bash chance
>SB and Slardar are STR heroes with shitty AS
>have 17% bash chance
How is this allowed doturds

>>153830502
Heroes are more than 1 skill and an attribute lad.

WHERE DE FUCK IS ESPORTS LA???

DA DROUGHT IS REALL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjGSyQU-YxQ

>>153830502
Slardar has 25% though?

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>anti mage isnt allowed to have a brother
>chen is

DOTARDS?

>>153830914
Well fuck me I didn't check.
Just wanted to shitpost about something

Does anyone remember the name of the WC3 map in which you built buildings which would periodically "build" minions to be sent down your lane, and it was sort of like a scissor-paper-rock system with certain things beating others. There was three lanes I think and there was a water lane.

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>>153830937
>rewatching dragon ball
>remember how the first few chapters are based on Journey to the West
>realize 'Son Goku' is the japanese pronunciation of 'Sun Wukong'
>we will son have 2 saiyans in the game

>>153831024
some kinda towerwars? creepwars?

>>153831021
happens to the best of us lad

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Gank meta when?

>>153831106
No, neither of these.
It was horizontal and you would build buildings at the start of your lane and they would all run out periodically.

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>>153831168
now

>>153831024
Legion TD?

What happens when you hybrid sylla and summon your own spirit bear
does he get sylla's bear's items or does he come with no items?

seriously when is next real esports? I miss it

>>153831473
Major will be like mid-late november
TI is a year from now

>>153831378
There was no Tower Defense involved it was direct combat between two lanes of units.

(you) row

I lost a game where I performed well, and feel bad now. What do I do?

>>153831024
Fight of characters?

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>winning game
>retard overextends
>lose game

Truly epic.

>>153832402
>someone makes a mistake
>immediately starts flaming them with chat
>even to the point of causing my team to lose further
>I lose the game because I'm too busy typing about how this one guy lost the game for us

No, YOU are the problem.

>>153832518
Nice projection, overextending retard. I don't even say anything when this happens, I just hang my head in shame.

>>153831585
fugg

>>153832830
>EG
>Dominating
>win DAC and TI in 18 months
>dominating
b8

team like Alliance dominated winning just about everything for 7 months

>>153832871
DAC and TI was in a 7 month span too

This new twitch streamer, Arteezy, he's got some real skill. Why isn't he in a pro team?

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>>153832871
>my honeypot lans matter

>my teams that win garbage but simply cannot compete in the Only Event That Matters, The International are relevant!

"No."

attacker & ourteezy in the same game lads

>>153833175
>ourteezy
what

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>dumb weebs and shit taste normies didn't watch Stranger Things

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>attacker assblated because he'll never play on a pro team and be relevant

>>153833386
I too can't call OG as "pro team" anymore.

Are custom games working well?

I still play WC3 to some extent, mostly risk and Eras. Do they exist?

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>Yapzor is the most relevant pro streaming right now

>>153833453
dota community is shit and doesnt care about custom maps

>>153833386
Friendly reminder that attacker won as many TIs as arteezy

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>>153833453
WC3 custom maps existed because of people who liked WC3, not Dota. The community is non existent now because those people don't play Dota.

>>153833543
>assblasted badtacker fans

rofl

he's not good
deal with it

rtz is also bad but your guy is shit

>>153833583
>attacker fan
are you 12

>>153833541
>>153833567
That's too bad, was hoping for improved custom maps with better game engine

is attacker on a team

How the FUCK do i level up quicker? ive bene stuck at 16 for like a week

>>153829754
huhu poor qtbb :(

does anyone use shop hotkeys here? i have a question.

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>>153833983
I still type item name to find it desu...

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>>153834065
>no CM gf

>find a shitty made site with recordings of camwhores
>the paywall is easilly avoidable
>i can finally watch all the cutie feminine penis all i want

i won dotards

>>153834193
gj

How do I see my fps in-game? Apparently Reborn has or used to have a show network stats option but it's not in my options at all.

>>153834443
it's in the advanced options
the right most pane
network info is the box to tick


@153834193
you're not gonna share so why bother posting

>>153834497
Oh I see. They moved it from Network. Thanks!

>>153831384
No items. The same thing as Rubick stealing the bear

>arteezy fucking over eu pubs with 200 ping

totally not inflated guys

>>153834714
if you think 170 ping is unplayable you must have braindamage

>>153835025
>>153835127
if I found a genie lamp i'd wish for all lol porn artists to start drawing dota instead

>>153834803
If you think 170 ping is actually playable you're probably peruvian
Get out of here you subhuman pleb

>>153835148
okay so you legit do have brain damage

good to kniow

>>153835192
>Guys I swear having intense lag is totally okay when you're trying to play a competitive team game
Fuck off, people like you are a scourge on ranked, people with above 90 ping shouldn't even be allowed to play
Kill yourself, peru

rtc ET is awful lmfao

im better @ 3k mmr

>>153835192
>0.2s delay on everything you do
>playable

Pedro get out.

>>153835304
i am not peru
i play on 50ping

im just saying if you think 170 is unplayable then the lag isnt in the game but inside your brain

Sadboys announcement fucking WHEN

>Oh, we have a jungler, looks like our safelaner is soloing then
Literally what possesses a man to think like this?

>>153835304
>t.lelshitters
I mean, lel gooks refuse to play at 10ms no wonder you guys are spoiled

>This Spirit Breaker bantzing RTZ to seventh hell

'he cant lane he might roam'
lel

>>153835381
>"i dont have enough skill to utilize fast connection"

o-ok...

>2-2-1 ET
what did RTZ 9K MMR mean by this?

>>153835384
Don't forget when they flame you for feeding as carry when you've been entirely alone in lane for the first 10 mins.

>>153835468
?
vast majority of pro games thta happend in dota were played on 100+ ping becuase everyone was half the world away

is 170 ping noticable?
yes

is it unplayable?
no, if it was then the team that had the server adv would ALWAYS win, but they didnt, becuase it indeed is super playable

>>153835381
>Justifying unplayable levels of lag in a game that requires good reaction time
>>153835389
>Having non pleb internet connection
>Spoiled
I can't tell if this is just third world envy or flat out autism, maybe both.

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170ping isn't unplayable if you just get used to it for a while.

Dotard doesn't need Quake tier low pings

Some hereos are unpickable with such high ping though esp. mid heroes

170 ping isn't too bad if you have 0 packet losses

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>Arteezy is an Emilia bro.

>3.5k on dotards
>plat on overbotch

why am i so bad at games dotards

>>153835709
>that deep dark obsession
kys

>>153835586
Don't forget that it further reduces the number of spells you can react to / dodge in time.

170 compared to 30 ping can easily be the difference between escaping a blink doom say.

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>>153835751

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>>153835568
>game that requires good reaction time
This is a Dota 2 thread. Talk about Dota 2

>>153835709
>>153835586
fuck off trollpicker

>>153828437
People who had fun and got to know people instead of randomly lurking in the thread and just playing soloque or stacking with some normies

>>153835889
I can't tell if that's disgusting or mesmerizing.

>>153835828
you are PATHETIC yossi

>>153835889

i want to run my fingers across that so bad then put my fingernails in and break it apart holy shit

>>153835967
What the fuck is trollpicker

t. >>153835586

>>153826619
>OUR GUYS are based guys
No stop this.
You're our guy if it's been proven you visit /d2g/ or atleast associate yourself with multiple /d2g/ names

>>153836061
Not in the mood to farm (You)s right now?

>>153826638
That blog was missing long words that make you seem superior to others aswell as some passive aggressiveness.
I'm gonna assume you're 14 or reddit
>>153826678
Baiting other people to win honeypot TIs until the largest one ever in 5 years

>>153836101
>he doesn't know

>>153827710
>purple names
>ignored and bullied white names in chat
>only made stacks with other purples
Man, the best chat experience I had, bullying poorfags

>huskar jungles faster than troll
what the fuck

>>153835889
hey clop!

>>153827580
Reminder that if you stack, you can only meme around, build bad items and random trash heroes if you're actually good enough to still win the game while memeing

>>153831172
>>153831024
castle wars

>>153836307
Yeah of course with armlet he's a god

>>153830358
Weebshit has, is and always will made you better at dota.
/d2g/ without weeb posters is like /d2g/ without regionposting, bloggers and memespam

>arteezy listening to nyanners

what the fuck is happening

Any bronies here guys.

>>153836612
He's always been a weeb

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>>153836612
nyanners or dropping nichijou.

Can't decide whats worse desu.

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>>153836636

>>153836307
Does he though? Ancients troll is like lvl 11 at 10 mins after taking rosh at min 8 too.

>>153836845
Hello ratto

>>153836845
Hello Bulldog

>>153836751
How does this work

you eat tree to get into a ranged range of right clicks while the ancients can't hit you? like dusa ancients used to be

or is it the venomancer trick with branch

http://blog.dota2.com/monkeying-around

>RTZ's music 'taste'

rtz so good

>>153837021
it's not fall yet you stupid retard

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>>153837021
http://blog.dota2.com/lemon-key-face

>>153836845
hello ratto

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>German Rap

>>153836972
Only works on Dire
You buy quelling blade and blade of attack
Cut the trees above the ancients and hit them from there.
The trick is to back down a bit so the ancients aren't in attack range and will start to go up the ramp.
Also if you let the last ancients walk all the way back to the camp, you'll be out of range and have to walk down the ramp to aggro him.
Kill big camp during downtime, go phase boots into dominator, go 4/0/4
Take rosh and a good creep, proceed to push towers

post songs artour will never play
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZwMX6T5Jhk

>>153826350
what video

>>153837223
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91f6-Wr6cjY

>rtz doesn't even use his bot to record what song he is
>LOL XD USE THIS WEBSITE THAT DOSEN'T WORK LOLOLOXDDD

lazy fucking nigger

fucking slavic niggers

>build blink on sf
>lose

>start building shadow blade
>win 7 in a row

... uhhh... dotards?

>>153837412
>needing to know what fucking garbage music this queer is listening to
Fuck out of here

>>153837419
what happens when you buy both?

>>153837419
Shadowblade being bad was always a meme

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>>153826350
>Barnyyy and Blitz stack stream will never happen again
those were some great clowny streams

>>153837412
why are you watching memeteezy?

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>slark is balanced

what did the operating system frog mean by this

>>153837535
>operating system frog
what did he mean by this

>>153837479
>Back when Barnyyy played Earth Spirit and his only mission was to kick Blitz around
There's actually a chance it can happen, since eventhough he doesn't stream, he still plays I believe. Barnyyy was stacking with Blitz like once in the last 7 months

>>153837595
the operating system frog says
my greatest creation
t. operating system frog

>>153837535
Slark is a retard slayer. When people get less retarded and know how to position themselves, Slark gets nerfed.
He also loses against strong 5man.
He is also nerfed by metas, if it's a 5man meta or something, Slark is bad.

>>153837535
>complaining about Slark in 2016

lol.

>>153837595
Twitch meme.
When you type OSfrog on twitch you get a picture of a frog.

>german rap

what did he mean by this?

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>>153837690
>>153837728

>it's a "you have to coordinate an entire team to beat him or you lose" tier hero
>B-B-B-BUT HE'S STILL BALANCED JUST WARD HIS GPM

yes

just like pre-nerf lycan was balanced

>>153837535
I like Slark as it is a good hero to shit on autistic juiceshitters.

>Have CM aura
>Make a linkens
>still make Aquila
R T Z

>>153837780
>literally _the_ trademark of autistic juiceshitters

>"""he's good for shitting on juiceshitters"""

what did the coposter mean by this

>>153837782
>dismember
>curse
>X

yeah id make linkens too

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>buy a shadowblade
>win

what a hero

>>153837763
Yeah. Don't be a fucking sub 6k potato, and you'll be fine.
That's like saying
>waa how is heroes with Blink balanced, you actually have to coordinate your disables
>waa how is Magnus balanced, you actually have to coordinate enough to not stand close to eachother
stay bad, stay mad
>>153837873
No, the point is that he has all this mana regen and he still goes aquila
>b-but its most efficient item
Efficiency goes down when its just stats, Slark needs slots

>>153837835
Juicetrash plays solodota, Slark shits on them easily.

>>153836845
hello ratto

>he _still_ cannot defend how op slark is

>>153837950
>slark ganks you with fresh shadowblade
>just tp out
?

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What do you think his Overwatch waifu is? Does he know about all the sfm porn?

>slark is like genji

what did artour baebevsky mean by this?

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>>153837763
How are you so retarded?

Slark has been nerfed substantially, I mean fuck his Pounce damage has lost 140 damage over a few patches.

Slark isn't broken, he doesn't even match-up well to most carries in the later stages of the game because he's so reliant on essence stacks to compete with them while other cores are good to go at all times.

Just ward appropriately, sentry key areas so you can see him entering your side of the map once his SB is up and have sentries when you're pushing.

If you don't let him snowball by solo ganking your supports over and over then he is shit, he is very squishy for a large portion of the game and isn't good at dealing with early pressure, a fairly mediocre laner too.

Either i lose the game or i will lose the game.
All it means is win or lose the game and thats it.
Whether I get team wiped for not, it doesn't matter,
because i lose the game anyways.
You don't go for the beautiful loss, you go suicidal,
You have to make the game way more chaotic than this,
Make it so that no one understands DotA anymore...
If both teams understand DotA,
then both team knows you have lost the game.
>What did he mean by this?

>>153838000
I doonno i still like aquila pretty much always on everyone its stats and shit and holy shit i love this so much id put it on my cock and shit/

who is more op

void
or
slark

>>153838059
It meant he's accepting only autistic shitters spam it and defend how broken it is.

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Hmmmm.

>>153838064
>Just ward appropriately, sentry key areas
dewarded immediately

thanks for wasting gold lmao

>>153837950
>>153838029
>pretending to be different people to support your argument because you're too stupid to deal with Slark

If he rushes an SB and you catch him that nigga dies in a heartbeat because lmao no stats.

>>153838064
>just use wards against a hero that gets FREE dewarding forever

lol

the only reason slark is still at his current state is because he is the #1 banned hero in pubs

if pubs had to actually play against him most of the time he'd have been balancved

>>153838149
>has THREE fucking get out of jail free abilities

>lol he just dies XDD
simply eric

>>153837763
>let a snowballer hero feed on squishy heroes that can't position since theyre retards
>wonder why the snowballing hero snowballs
oh WOW

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>>153838243
>hero literally never dies unless he's retarded because he has infinite escapes

>literally eats supports alives and requires perfect play from ALL FIVE FUCKING PEOPLE on the opposing team

>LITERALLY THE ONLY HERO THAT REQUIRES THIS TO BEAT HIM

is EE-sama the best number 2 in the world
or just a stinking pile of number 2

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>>153838203
>if pubs had to actually play against him most of the time he'd have been balancved

I consider the ban possibility of Ranked All Pick one of the biggest mistakes Valve did.

Now people just ban supposedly (or actually) OP heroes and nobody can know their 'real state' because they aren't being played because they're banned.

Number one reason why TI2 era dota had such shit balance with 3 first bans on both sides, all the supposedly OP heroes and OP heroes banned so nobody knew how they worked in matches

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>rtz has to use an OP hero like slark to win on EU

Who is OBJECTIVELY the most fun support?

>>153838383
>that game

jesus christ I remember watching it

that was some shit

I miss 6.78

>>153838341
number two my lad

>>153838389
LOOK AT IT GO!

>>153838389
terrorblade

>free slow?
>free damage?
>free scouting tools, making wards useless?

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>buy aghs on sk
>le balanced pesudo invulnerability escape spell with guaranteed 2.5 seconds stun that you can just click on a hero with a 7 seconds cooldown with 1000 range and 300 aoe and give 180 damage and 30% slow after 6 seconds
nice balanacing valvetoad

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>>153838203
>he finds out where a ward is because of his passive
>tells his support where it is and they have to go deward it while putting themselves at risk
>meanwhile Slark's SB is useless because he can't solo gank.

>has THREE fucking get out of jail free abilities

Wow you catch him with a stun or silence while he's not pacting then he suddenly dies, or are you one of those retards who panics and wastes all your disables on him while he's clearly pacting?

I mean jesus you retard even look on Dotabuff, he has a sub 50% winrate in the 4k and 5k+ bracket.

Those Slarks are just bad right, it's not like people have learnt how to deal with him or anything.

His highest winrate is 51.87% in <2k bracket so it's nice knowing where you come from.

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>>153838389
>>153838425

>>153838314
>use a stun
>slark pacts it off
>use another stun
oh wow
>literally perfect play
oh wow, grouping up as 5, literally perfect guys

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>>153838493
>he plays against shit slarks that can't time their pact

>he's desperate for people to not look up his absurd competitive winrate

>>153838389
DARK LIGHT!

>>153838493
>he's clearly pacting
but the other team gets no indicators whether or not he's pacting

>>153838504
>group up

>lose because you can't farm and have shit map control

W O W
O
W

I'd climb my mmr with Naga but she's so exhausting mentally

like 1 naga game is like 4 normal games at once

>>153838389
pudge

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>rtz just spamming op heros like huskar, slark and void on EU cuz he's scared of losing

loling out loud

>>153838701
>that weird feeling of intense pressure you get inside your head when playing naga or old pl

>>153838810
>In D2g
>Not a gay furry
You're in the wrong place bub but if you switch her out with Doom you have a deal

>>153838835
yeah, late game naga in a close game feels like i'm defusing a bomb using a screwdriver taped to my flaccid dick

>Nyanners again.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>neets being triggered by nyanners despite the fact its made for weebneets in the first place

>>153838915
tbqh switching around your cam like crazy while microing 6+ illusions feels kinda cool

NOW EERYBODY IN THE CLUB GETTIN TIPSY

>>153838661
You're acting like you just group up and sit in base instead of taking towers, rax and rosh

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why so mad though?

>>153838568
>absurd competitive winrate
>40.54% winrate at TI6 after 74 games

???

>>153838953
though you realize arteezy plays this stuff ironically? like, because it's funny to pretend youre an actual sheltered retard

>>153839043
try actual good teams with slarkplayers not irrelevant shitters imitating and failing

e.g. liquid

matumba must have over a 75% winrate but only on slark

>>153838953
>if i use word neet i'll look cool on 4chan and blend in

no ur not

>>153838953
/a/ hates Nyanners.

>>153839076
>ironically
he plays it to meme his chat

>>153839159
>maximum sour grapes shut in gigaNEETs hate women
wow! didn't see that one coming o_O

>>153838758
Pudge isn't support

>>153839148
t. assblasted NEET

>>153839223
t. degenerate.

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>>153839348
>shut-in who dropped out of life furious about normal functioning people

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>rtz has nyanners playlist

officially the ourest of our guys

*opens owg*

NO.
CHICKEN.
HERO.

Explain, dotards?

>>153839541
We already have a pigeon hero, that's more than enough.

Please post /the/ webm

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>some games have real fuckign sex bombs
>we have horseface sheever

lmao dotards

>>153839876
thats not true, we also used to have jess-

oh wait

>>153839876
seltzer is a fucking 1/10

>all these anime custom games
>still no custom game with characters from Jojo

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what's a good hero to cosplay as?

what is the point of being able to cast repel on enemies

besides >muh skill ceiling metagaming god awful hitboxes

>>153840238
witch doctor :^)

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sad desu

>>153840238
wisp

rtz is literally good EE

>>153840329
To dispell the enemy, and to make allies unable to help him with magic

>>153839415
>haha neets am I right?
>haha feels good to be a normie SeemsGood
Honestly why r u even here? Like this is the worst dota related place a normie could be. Go to neogaf or reddit or something

>>153840386
>he thinks crimson chin is hot.

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>>153840386
spoiler the sheever part ffs

>>153840329
i guess one trick would be having a naga on your team and making one enemy killable during song

>our guy is going linkens manta
damage fags BTFO

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>shittalk some friendly guy in a friendly way
>he stops talking
fug

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>>153840634
>against mana leak
idiot

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explain this Dotards

>>153840894
>more and more makeup
>more and more beautiful
Really makes you think

Is this the worst game to make friends in?
Everyone seems to treat party queue as if it's TI finals.

how long have you shitters insisted that manta linkens medusa is bad

time and time again you get btfo by people who actually play the game building manta linkens

if only he built vanguard next

it would be the trifecta of useless no damage retard bait items

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Does gulag play arcade games?

>>153840894
I hate makeup desu
Looks weird.

>>153840386
>tfw even rachel has nudes