/d2g/ Dotard 2 General

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I NEED TO BREED AUROTH.

>bone7 messed up kaipi's roster registration
wew
FUCKING
LAD

im relapsing back after a year of not playing, whats the best memebuild to play.

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>mfw Arteezy doesn't play Salieri

ARTOUR MUSIC ON RIGHT NOW

ARTOUR MUSIC ON RIGHT NOW

Which hero is the best to play while on heroin?

>>153858079
wisp

In a gamemode where you choose to either start at level 1 with infinite money, or at level 25 with no money, which heroes would be top tier?

>>153858079
Heroin is for white females
Which hero is the best to play while on molly?

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>>153858167
>Janitors exist on /d2g/

It's like you didn't even read last thread.

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http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/MPGL/Southeast_Asian_Championship

AUSSIE MVP IS BACK

BONE7 YOU FUCKING BRAIN DEAD MONGOLOID HOW DID YOU FUCK UP THIS BADLY

can someone explain what happened with bone7 and bamboe's team?

did bone7 try and drop some players? which ones?

>>153858223
Techies

to anyone above me: neck urselves

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I need a beta orbiter to play unranked with, Lelouch you in?

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>>153858523
>wahh my safe space wahh

>>153858546
He has to drop cwm and 7ckingbad. He didn't realize that the new system is split into a drop phase and join phase.

https://twitter.com/garterdota2/status/772511268318093312
lmao

>>153858821
CWM isn't joining.

>>153858821
>garter

I remember him being a Vigoss' bitch

how does rtz pull creep agro so easily

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legitimate question: why do children and newfags who haven't been playing since roc days think their opinions on dota even remotely matter?

>>153858972
Carry aura

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>>153859014
Why do dinosaurs act like they matter when 90% of the Dota 1 pros and high tier players are irrelevant these days.

Face it if you were a top tier player back then you were just a big fish in a small pond.

>kuro was playing carry on artours stream
so if the rumours are true about Miracle joining Liquid and Kuro going carry, since Matu is gonna mämmi sauna in Fingol military, which 2 supports should they get that isn't bulba?

>opens d2g
>ctrl+f bone7
>starts unzipping dick
>"this gonna be gud"

> 2016-09-04 10:46:32 PDT Bean (Alder Beano) Friendship, Dedication, Love (ID: 86974263) Joined the Team
>2016-09-04 10:46:04 PDT 747 (Eric Dong) Friendship, Dedication, Love (ID: 86974263) Joined the Team
>2016-09-04 10:45:14 PDT 04 (Terry Wong) Friendship, Dedication, Love (ID: 86974263)Joined the Team
>2016-09-04 10:44:39 PDT STAN KING (Stanley Yang) Friendship, Dedication, Love (ID: 86974263) Joined the Team
is Bessa back to his rainy socialist island?

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>>153859226
No, all those people are NA so he's clearly staying in NA.

>>153859185
I heard bulba is available

>>153859168
Literally all pro players played since W3

including Arteezy Sumail Miracle

>>153859168
yeah the dota 1 pros are washed up but pretty much everyone relevant have been playing since wc3, they just didnt get into the pro scene until it was financially viable

hell even sumail started from wc3 when he was like 10 or some shit

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>>153859185
>>kuro was playing carry on artours stream

>>153859359
He is definitly back to trashcan then

>>153859404
fuck OVO
we TDE outchea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jug2HZ3dkoc

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Is he playing with Envy?

>>153859509
im just informing people who might take him seriously

>>153859445
Yes, and like I said none of them were big deals back them, Miracle was only known by other Jordanian and Lebanese players, EE was a HoNshitter, etc

It'd be truly sad if you had been playing for as long as them and hadn't achieved that amount of success, dinosaur, mason had only been playing a few years and he at least made it to TI.

>>153859594
>Why do dinosaurs act like they matter when 90% of the Dota 1 pros and high tier players are irrelevant these days.
>These days
Um what?

>>153859539
real niggas

is there a camera command that moves your camera to the position of the last ping on the map?

QUICK MODS ARE ASLEEP

POST TINY THE STONE GIANT

>>153859502
If Fly wasn't such a dogshit offlaner back then they would have won the entire thing.

And they would have actually revealed a real name to Secret instead of forming a shitty brand around it.

>tfw finally gotten home and can play dota
Yay!

>>153859693
Filtered

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So LOL just outright stole the Purge's weatherman segment from TI

www.twitch.
tv/eulcs1/v/87533677?t=02h58m09s

how low can one company be?

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>>153859725

>>153859594
you're actually completely clueless

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>>153859725

>>153859502
>damageless medusa
>useless
wow who would have thought

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>>153859189
wait so what happened? Did he forget to change the official roster or something for Kaipi on the Valve site?

>>153859916
He forgot to drop cwm and 7ckngmad from the official roster

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>>153859560
According to Beesa he is.

>>153859745
wtf i hate riot still

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>>153859975
LMOAOAAOOAOOOOOOOO

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>dota3 that happens 30 years after the events of dota2 and where the heroes are the descendants of the original roster will never happen

fuck

RIDDLE ME THIS DOTURDS:
every time my team has a morphling he is dogshit, every time the enemy team has a morphling he is godlike.
how is this possible?

answer: im the morphling on my team

so is kaipi fucked or can they beg someone at valve to let them fix their roster? I swear bone7 is braindead

>>153860204
who bitch this is?

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>>153860271
I'm pretty sure they're fucked for this entire season.

>>153860271
they cannot get invited have to go thru open qualies

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>tony

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>>153860271
BAsed Bone finding new ways to throw, really exploring the 322 -meta

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Reminder that, dotards, we all friends here

4 decides my steam avatar for the rest of my life

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>random Ember
>Oracle can just harass me out of lane with auto attacks.
UH DOTARDS?

>>153857683
>The first phase of roster locks—the drop period—will allow a team admin to drop a player, or allow a player to leave a team, and will be open until September 4, 2016.
>until September 4, 2016
the 4th isn't over yet, why can't bone drop the players?

>>153859916
Pretty much. Although it's not as bad as it sounds since it's not him being a complete and utter retard but rather not realizing it's "until" September 4. He probably thought he had until tonight.

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>>153860583

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>>153860583

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>>153860824
based FY god

>Thinking about maybe playing Anti Mage, but only if the game allows for it
>Last two games either somebody tries/actually bans Anti Mage or the game doesnt allow for it

I guess Anti Mage is just in a tight spot in the meta?

>>153860824
Who is that? Some no name chinese dude.

>>153860754

If you work "until 6 PM" does that mean your work day ends at 6:59 PM or at 6:00 PM? Exactly, you a retarded.

>>153860995
awful post

why is it called a salve when you drink it

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2622710769

I was treant, What went wrong.

what team is artour playing on?

>>153860204
is that a boy

tier 3 dota on joindotared. sexual tension between m/f casters. all in all good times

>>153860803
god she is so beautiful, I wish I could be her bf so I could raise her kids that aren't mine.

>>153861152
>he drinks his salves

anon......

>>153861192
>I was treant,
i dont even have to click the link to know what went wrong

>>153861316
Not him but treant is a good hero ok

>CarDoorXD has donated $4.20

>Hey RTC we should go back to my place and fuk some bitches. I know some down bitches, we can get fuked up. Play more nyanners.

>>153861252
S A D B

>>153861362
sure


lol.........

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>>153860271
Rules are rules lad , reddit is crying right now about Kaipi not getting an invite for main qualifier on their own rules they made kek

>>153861316
>max his heal
>win all lanes
>get all outer towers
>enough money for aghs
>100% vision
>game strangled from minute 1

>>153859740
Btfo desu

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>>153861192
>Literally 1 attack was done against a Tower from Treant
>All game

>>153861552
He is

>>153861252
a shit one

>>153861557
its gonna be hilarious when valve bends to rule for shitshit but didnt for TI champions

>>153860271
>>153861557
what did kaipi do now

>>153860754

U N T I L
N
T
I
L

>>153860907
why is the broken one called stout shield and the better one called poor man's shield

>>153861754
boner7 apparently thought that roster drop lasted all day today, when in fact it closed today at 12:00 AM

>>153861995
could be some deepest lore shit bout the people who developed dota 1. a couple of items apparently are (euls and hex at least)

>>153861995
pms used to look like a part of wooden fence before valve tried to change it so it appeals to lolbabbys with le pastel colors

>>153861995
It's a pun anon

Stout as in the beer, and the description does say "One man's barrel bottom is another man's shield" or something like that

Now as for Poor Man's Shield, well, you just upgraded a barrel bottom into an actual shield, but it's still only a cheap item that helps you survive a bit easier but not so much after that

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do you stand alone, gulag?

>>153860979
>2 game sample size
>posting about it
never change d2g

>>153862224
I stand with w33ha. he doesn't know, but I do

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>he isn't watching car door

>>153862451
>he doesn't know about car door, the most popular dota2 streamer

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How can you have such a fucking shit taste in music holy shit americlaps failed to develop a proper taste with their rap garbage and other worthless shit.

Here's my perfect taste in music - watch and learn. Finished academy of music and listened to music every fucking day in my life while developing my superb taste.

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how do the items work in dota world?
Would they hold a scepter (aghs) the whole time in a fight?
Invoker would hate that shit

>>153862557
where de fuk music la??

>>153862608
>he doesn't know
>he's so brain damaged he can't immediately figure it out
that pretty much wew'd my lads

>>153862557
>implying Miracle isn't worse
I am sure half the shit he listens to is deemed haram down there and he only gets away with it cause Jordan isn't as shitty as the rest of the sand nigger shitholes.

>>153862593
they're implants

>haven't been to the gulag in over two years
>PSG is still a meme and still 2k

how

also i heard something about a pastebin?

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>>153862557
>>153862642
>>153862684

Here.

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>redditors still remain gigatriggered by our based car door

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>>153862557
>>153862684
>Being a streamshitter who is this picky

Why don't you go visit the hanging rope?

>It's a russian loser stalks you all day episode.

>>153862953
are you assblasted because you're a gamie, or because you don't like rtz?

>>153862852
I'm not impressed

>>153862852
>darren korb
nice

>>153862887
>animeshitter
>telling anyone to rope themselves
sugoi

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Howe to become pro player:
>Learn 5 heroes (up to 10 if you want)
>Get to 6k
>Form team with ixmike88
>Carry him to a major
>Introduce yourself to all the people that matter
>Carry mike into placing at the major
>Get poached by t1 org
>Win at Dota
>Get shot by fluff for betraying mike

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>>153862852
>animeNEET thinks he has good taste in music
>he's also a metalmanchild
neck yourself lad

>>153863045
not 4.7k times

>>153860228
Morph needs his team, including you to make space, he needs farm

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so 2016 post TI Secret will be:
SECRET WILL NEVER ________

>>153863220
Where do you see metal there you mouth-breathing retard

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>>153863279
win a LAN

>>153863279
Even get to steal food stamps.

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>>153863175
smart Pugna poster

>>153863279
survive daesh

>>153862540
>>153862681
Don't advertise your stream, thanks
If it's not Barnyyy, Blitz, Rime, Lamperkat or Beesa, it's not OUR streamer

>>153863175
So who is this referencing specifically?

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>>153863279
Fuck estonian huge faggot desu

Who cares about Secret without Zaicchi or RTZ

>>153863348
what the fuck is this disturbing shit.

God damn weebs ruin literally everything

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How do we make illusion not the worst rune?

>>153862852
>Emancipator
>The Prodigy
>Perturbator
>Two Steps from Hell
>Massive Attack
>Placebo
>Pendulum
>Juno Reactor
>Muse
>Daft Punk
>Carpenter Brut
LMAo look at this entry level trash

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>>153863535
I'll have to keep in mind how easily stuff like that triggers the normies.

>>153862852
this list is pure plebetry

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>he listens to metal

>>153863610
I have studied music all my life m8

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>>153862852
>No Kanye West

/mu/ here, pretty disappointed.

>>153863558
Illusions take only 100% damage and deal 100% damage

Now it's the best rune in the game.

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>>153863610
Name a single bad group from that list pleb

Protip: you can't.

>those warhammer sets

wew I'm getting all the orc shit

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Please attain a patrician level of musical taste and begin listening to things of this caliber unironically you edgy preteens

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjjUveFfJsw

>>153863558
>double stack camps
>scout with no risk lategame
>bait spells, possibly even win a game off that lategame
>manaburn
I think you ment DD, there's no way that rune is fair actually
>get DD early game
>get like 2 waves of free cs/deny
>get DD lategame
>bottle it and win a fight/take rax

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>>153863348
I'm so disappointed of you sister

>>153863796
I could give you it for 2.20 anon

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>he isn't semiNEET master race

>he doesn't combine the best of both the NEET and normie races

>>153862852
>artists scrobled: 1554

yep it's pleb

>>153863716
I don't care if you went to art school and wasted your money there, that's some garbage even a 15 year old would laugh at
>>153863795
>pleb
okay pleb

>>153860046
According to Beesa? Beesa doesn't make statements like that

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>hey Krobelus pls gank bot
>hey Barathrum pls gank mid
>what the fuck Krobelus? why didnt you ping that Knight Davion was missing?
>holy shit enemy Jah'rakal is getting fat gg

>>153864014
>dodging the answer after being called a pleb

Pretty pathetic desu.

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stop arguing about music doturds Arteezy is playing best boy

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>He still listens to other musicians
>He doesn't mix heavy drone, witch house, and whale noises at the start of each day to generate a mixtape just for himself

I bet you don't even screenprint your own t-shirts.

>ppl say neet is the master race
>doing literally nothing in life
i know most of you are useless waste but try looking into spiritual satanism and making yourself useful to this planet

>>153864396
>anime

didn't read lol

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>>153864396
Dude your fart noises were "cool" like 15 years ago, if you still think it makes your taste "unique" or "remarkable" you are a horrible delusional retard with no taste whatsoever.

>>153864449
>>153864509

Yeah it's probably for the best, you'd be bad at it even if you tried.

>>153864441
>believing anything
why

>when r tour start playing non complete shit music

be reminded

>semiNEETs > normies > NEETs > gigaNEETs

is shoegaze still patrician?

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>tfw TA pins OD dowm on his back, pulls out "her" feminine penis, and penetrates his cockhole; causing his scrotum to bloat when they both orgasm, and she leaves him there for their combined semen to slowly dribble out of his distended cockhole

Did bone7 really pull a 322 in real life?
This is next level throwing.

>>153864782
never was lol

>>153864586
>believing
>not literally fighting on the astral planes
pleb

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post rare arttezys

>>153864830
>TA
>doing the raping
bad dotard
TA is for being furiously raped and then kissed after she finishes cleaning out your thick strong masculine penis from the five+ hour assfucking session she received

>>153859560
he looks like a super villian

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>>153864925

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hey music scholars

what artists do you think i would enjoy, its hard to find more

>>153864916
if you're gonna believe in something I'm pretty sure that one thing shouldn't be anime

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>>153864830
>This dude gets paid to post this shit
>its literally his job
Someone needs to rethink his life decisions

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>>153864920

>>153865212
you have a choice
you can live a meaningless life
or dedicate yourself to advancing yourself to godhood

>>153864830
>>153864982

I don't know why but imagining OD absolutely ravaging and fucking TA into stupidity and she screaming non stop about her "secrets" makes me harder than a diamond.

something akin to this http://www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user/LilLaussa/18997/Harbinger-of-Your-Submission/48536/Chapter-0/Harbinger-of-Your-Submission

BEST OUTWORLD DOGSHIT ULT THIS WORLD HAS EVER FUCKING SEEN, YOU GUYS

>>153865417

kys yourself

>>153865310
and you had a choice this morning: get up and make something of yourself or spew gay-ass shit at strangers

>>153865471
>>>/reddit/

>>153864441
>implying there is anything in life worth doing

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/lit/posting > /ck/posting > /d2g/posting > /fa/posting > /pol/posting > /v/posting >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> /mu/posting

>>153865382
>only facial
man this is a waste of a good horsecock

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>singsing fangays(Adelaide) happiness went of the roof after Kaipi's recent honeypot results
>PLD stop standing in
>lose games aka CLOWN games
>today Boner forgot to drop old players for Kaipi
HOW CAN ADELAIDE EVER RECOVER?

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Fest hos Mange

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>>153865726
By watching sing strim when he strims next time.

>>153865701

Maybe you would prefer something like this ;)

http://the-lonesome-toad.tumblr.com/post/144321293013/burustandin-templar-assassin-tone-loosie-for

The new post-game chat tab is the greatest change to dota in recent history.

It's hilarious watching whatever team lost raging at each other for 5 minutes.

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>>153865696
>i never listened to music because i have pathetic $10 speakers with integrated motherboard sound & lossy shitty bitrate """music"""

Oh wait you probably don't even have any music and listen to it on youtube.

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>>153862852
>preteen-jabes
>synthwave aka ultra memegenre
>>two steps from hell
>>>square enix music

Bloodseeker is way too OP

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>Just woke up
>Arteezy has already been streaming for 8 hours now
fuck man

>play battlefield beta
>its shit
>just as shit as dota

uum dotards?

>>153860046
Beesa also said there would be a third hero reveal at TI6.

>>153866124
music is more degenerate than video games and anime combined kill yourself

>>153866307
t. Abdul

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>>153866307
It's funny how you think that your garbage opinion matters but in fact you are just dumb subhuman with underdeveloped brain that cannot handle advanced entertaining such as music.

Might as well be a filthy shitskin.

>its supposed to be a forced 50 victory for me
>enemy waternigger goes full fucking 1v9 and cucks the quaranteed game from me

RRREEEEEEEE

>>153866267

what the fuck did you expect of blackfield, dotard

Reminder that even IceFrog doesnt even play dota


Uhhh, dotards?

>>153866267
>>play battlefield beta

4chan is 18+ only

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>>153866267
It's more shit than dota desu

>Dedicate all the good anti-vehicle gadgets to Assault when they should be on Support
>Tanks and mobile artillery can repair while driving around, nobody had to get out to repair it
>No ticket system for Conquest

Dice have been dead to me since BF3 but this game just proved they don't know what they're doing anymore.

>>153866503
It's funny how a sub-6k player thinks his opinions matter in anything before he has MMR that directly related to not being a potato

>>153866647
yeah why not continue the way bf2 was?

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How long would it take somebody that's 3k to reach 6k?
I'm just getting back into Dota after not playing for half a year and I'm like 3.7k.

I don't wanna be a shitter anymore guys, pls help.

>>153866926
About a month if you're really good.

>>153866926
stop watching anime

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>>153866926
Not being a paki is a good start on the "not a sub-4k shitter" road.

>>153863220
>manchild

thank you for announcing yourself as an autistic, sub average intelligence human being. We will no longer have to waste time with anything that comes out of your diseased brain

I'm posting this because you used 'manchild' as an insult, i am 100% sure you are beyond retarded enough to think I am defending some's bullshit music genre of choice

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at the end of the day lets just agree to disagree

>>153867425
fuck you frog poster

>>153866926
I keep telling this to sub 5k players. Don't worry about MMR. Worry about getting better.
Up to 5-6k (depends on how good at learning/games the player is naturally) the worst thing you can do is have an MMR-grinder attitude.
Focus on learning hero matchups, predicting enemy movement, map awareness and all that shit. Don't focus as much on laning phase, since everyone masters that first.
If a game is going bad, think of it as a learning experience, since you almost never learn anything from easy games. Also don't spam heroes and always go the same item build. If you're playing in a way that makes you comfortable, you're not playing right. Always think why a hero is here, why is no here there, why am I building htis item.
Once you learn naturally, you'll start to climb mmr naturally.

>>153867051
You mean sub 5k
4k is new 3k, it's average,
Once you're low 5k, you can call yourself decent.

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>>153867519
thanks Purge

>>153867519
And you already fucked michelle or she really friendzoned you Purge?

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>>153867671

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S

>>153867807
What did he mean by this
4-6 is China
there never was an North American age of dota

What changes made diffusal become so popular?

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>>153867809
delete this

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I miss the sweet Artour

>>153867819
Not average as in the average mmr, average as in average skill
We all know 3k and below are literally monkeys playing dota.

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>>153867809

>>153867819
That's only players that have MMR shown on their profiles.
Any time you have voluntary self-reporting of something like that, there's going to be bias.

>>153867969
People realised you can build Manta + Diffusal and become bad Anti-mage.

>>153868000
checking them

literally sittign with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wATsIeQDLts on repeat

>>153867969
Enables more early fighting, which is what the last 10 esports metas been about.
Also pretty good on some ranged heroes now, like troll and windrunner, which are both heroes that have very high attack speed and need the enemy to stay close

>>153868041
that it?

>>153868031

what a fucking weird hand

>>153867969
OH I DONT KNOW

I REALLY ODNT KNOW

HOW DO ITEMS BECOME BETTER?

IS IT THE 10 BUFFS STRAIGYHT?

NO ITC ANNOT BE IT

IS IT I DONT KNOW I JUST AM IN A PICKLE HERE I HAVE NO CLUE XD!

>>153868032
True, and it also shows how people stop playing around certain "nice" mmrs (the 4k spike, the 5k spike and the 6k bump).

>>153868008
... What else would MMR be based on except skill. I mean, just hang around in the /vg/ chat and you'll see plenty of sub2k "it's not my fault" "monkeys".

>>153862852

that's one fucking gay list friendo

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why do non-human /mu/cucks think they can post on the 'lag?

we might be the worst hread on /vg/ but you're the worst fucking board on 4chan

neck yourselves

>>153868031
Fake

>>153863558
>he thinks illusion runes are underpowered

>you can use it to:
>zone/harass the enemy in the lane
>last hit/farm creeps
>stack camps
>bait the enemy
>scouting enemy positions

Heroes who have strong passive abilities have even more uses to their illusions. Basically, you're a fucking shitter.
Please kys senpai.

>>153868270
It also counters ghost scepters

since its not an orb anymore theres no reason for most melees not to get it

>>153868373
mmr isn't a measure of skill, mmr is a measure of how often you win

badman isn't more skilled than most pro players just because he spammed spectre to 8.8k

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>>153867202
t. insanely assblasted aged man who still behaves like a child, e.g. listening to metal

>>153868767
Also they have a long time until they dissapear

>>153863859
DD is dogshit lategame unless you play tiny/morph/tb etc

>>153868767
Fuck off illus rune you fucking suck

>>153865107
oOoOO
dalek
jon hopkins
burial

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>>153869006
>free damage is dogshit lategame

>>153868373
>True, and it also shows how people stop playing around certain "nice" mmrs
Partially that, but also they might only choose to show their MMR once they hit that bump.

cancel is fucking cancer desu.

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DD > Haste > Arcane = Invis = Regen > illu > Bounty

illusion rune apologists are the funniest lmao
>m-muh scouting and next level baiting 2k retards

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>>153869007
illusion rune is the highest skill cap rune by a mile

ergo you fucking suck

>>153868926
wtf im sorry for my bad english

>>153869105
>illusion rune is not free damage

>level 1 sven ult
>better than lycan ult

>free cheese

>free reliable gold for buybacks

>>153868728
We're not the worst thread on /vg/ for sure.
I haven't visited that many, but FF14 general is basically just ERP and fantasizing about these thread celeb neckbeards that ERP as catgirls
I'm sure there are others too.
People don't understand that flaming other regions, flaming fanboys, flaming ecelebs, flaming nonames, blaming people as normies and reddits and suchs are important parts of these threads. We need some place to vent in and feel superior to others in. I couldn't imagine a /d2g/ that wasn't just people disagreeing and yelling at eachother

Reminder that the Illusion Rune is the cuck of the DD Chad rune

>pick up late game illusion
>I-I get to scout and push lane im useful guys

>pick up late game DD
>FREE rapier and wipe enemy team for FREE win

>>153869362
protip: don't visit /tesg/

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>>153869362
all these words and you forgot the ultra important NA vs EU shitposting, one of the foundations of the four chins

>>153869429
yeah in the late game, is like saying that stick is usefull in late game

>>153869447
>what is flaming other regions
I was gonna call it regionposting but I don't think anyone calls it that

Which hero should I spam to reach 4k?

Help a shitter out

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>>153868728
Why the fuck do you, little kid, think you can tell for /d2g/ when big deals like me are talking about music here?

Poor plebs who didn't even build their own audio system to listen to lossless music can fuck off and stay away with their childish crap like twitch memes or RTZ's garbo rap.

MODS

>>153869429
>be sub 6k or something in a stressful lategame situation
>pick up illusion rune as a core
>Enemy Doom: "Oh shit the carry is way out of position lets go guys, we're gonna win!"
>waste doom
>enemy wins
Seen it happen so often in 4 and 5k

@153869687
>mereem still hasn't necked himself

ewew

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>My illusion rune is super useful during this early game on only 20% of the hero pool

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>>153869636
Arc Warden and Visage are the signs of a truly superior dota player.

>>153869636
tiny is pretty good since he can blow people up and push towers ez

you gotta know how to close a game out with your early/midgame advantage though

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>>153869750
Still don't know why he hasn't.

>save illusion rune in bottle expecting to get a manta-style purge when popped
>don't
>die
fucking shit rune

why is dota so much worse in the morning (US-E)

what if you could buy barracks back?

>>153869636
See>>153867519
But if you really wanna rise in MMR just to fall back down again, depends on your role I guess.
Slark is free MMR since it abuses retards, TB and LS are aswell, since they're just good heroes that finish games midgame
That's all I know as a carry player

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>he's a /mu/cuck listening to placebo memetic music

>he thinks he's better than anyone

the only community even slightly worse is animeNEETs

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Illusion Rune = Hillary
DD rune = Trump

>>153869362
The literal worst threads in /vg/ are the MMORPG ones.
Notable mention to /ygog/

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>>153869852
fuck off we don't need buffs to farm vacuums ty

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>he's a member of the most retarded communities on 4chan

>>153869789
child's support

doom bout to get just'd

how the fuck does this wisp not understand his only fucking job is to stand 1000 units away and relocate who ever gets chronoed

JESUS FUCKIGN CHRIST EUROPE

>>153870064
>parroting what Arteezy just said.

>>153870240
i can't even hear arteezy that good

>>153870064
wisp is the most brainless support i don't know how people always fuck it up

>>153869852
Then Dota would be even less of an objective based game
If you had to do it, made it something huge like 10-15k

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>35k viewers watching RTC

Dayum

>blitz playing dota whole day
>not streaming

?

>>153869362
>We're not the worst thread on /vg/ for sure.
As long as /ksg/ exists, nobody else will be the worst.

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car door really brings in the viewers

much to the chagrin of redditors & animeNEETs

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What the fuck ledouche do your job and clear that crap you worthless paki janitor migrant

>>153867519
>Always think why a hero is here, why is no hero* there,

what did he mean by this?

>>153869591
Where's TA's secret?
Shit pic, can't fap.

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My daily Blog:

So i played 5 games today and lost 4 of them.Those 4 games had one thing in common(see picture),when stacks in solo queue will end????the game peaked at 1,052,862!!!one fucking million and still not enough for valve to find me 9 more ~4k garbages to play with?are you fucking kidding me

>>153870441
He doesn't even like streaming, especially with people in his chat being
A. meme spammers
B. people who think they can judge his plays
C. people who wanna play his buddies, asking him literally irrelevant questions all the time

>>153870375
literally the biggest single streamer on twitch

>>153870441
Who likes to watch him playing Storm all the time?

>>153870613
m8 don't complain in my first 4 underlord games i was matched with 4 stacks that didn't communicate

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>>153870527
>make up your own lies
> slowly start to believe them

>>153870375
didn't miracle have 40k yesterday

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SAY MY NAME

I FUCKING DARE YOU

>>153870791

n0team

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>>153870678
>literally the biggest single streamer on twitch

Lirik was always bigger and he streams different games and not in assfaggots genre

>>153870753
Malik we all know the truth about you being a janitor here so kindly stop acting like a little submissive bitch and handle it like a man.

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>solo queueing at 2.3k
>enemy has 3.8k solo mmr/2.2k party mmr
>gg ez
Epic matchmaking Valve, why can't i queue with people who go solo only in Ranked mode again ? This shit is stupid

>>153870565
Why is there no hero pushing bottom lane, is he farming jungle, can I gank him there?
Why is void not with the other 4 heroes that are pushing mid, is he looking for a jump?

>>153870791
is this the guy who got btfo by Jimmy?

>>153870791
H0NEYLANS

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>>153870923
>not having at least 2 heroes you're capable of playing far better than your mmr

>>153870791
n0lans never won a single lan.

Miracle, Moon, Fly and Crit won some honeypot lans but not n0lans. In fact anyone could replace n0lans in their team and do the same, even Lelouch.

>>153870882
Merem you need to take your pills.

You stalk me on /a/ and d2g and I'M SCARED for my safety.

>>153870791
The best worst carry after EE

>>153870923
there is no difference between 2k and 3k litearlly non at all stop complkainign

>>153870882

By viewers I meant, at this moment.
Not even Lirik is pulling more than 30k right now, but only by 500.

>>153871083
le epic misspell meme
kill yourself

man why did that guy pussy out, would've been super entertaining to see him play carry wyvern.

also is it just me or is rtc way more talkative now that he has returned to twitch? I remember watching him 1 1/2 years ago and he was mostly muted and never responded to donations or messages at all.

Everyday until solo queue

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>>153871052
You are a janitor here who can see IPs, I'm just a boy who posts anonymously so kindly stop namedropping me for no reason other than your obsession with me. :^)

>>153871029
n0lans has synergy with his team, synergy is underrated

>>153871191
domt tell me what to fucking do you clown
say that to me in person nad see what happens kid

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>memerem and lmaolouch still have NEETcrushes on each other

CAN NOT
FUCKING
FABRICATE

THIS
GULAGIAN
GARBAGE

>>153871209
Probably had a good time not streaming/on panda.tv. He'll be back to his normal self after the retard chat tilts him out

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>>153871274
>n0lans has synergy with his team, synergy is underrated

"Friendship was a mistake" (c) Moon
I don't know what synergy he has with his team after 3 core players of that team ran away from him.

>>153871325
reckon i'd probably break you over my knee

>>153871268
>You are a janitor here who can see IPs,
that's literally untrue though, janitors can't see IPs

USW is soooooo much better than USE

>>153871274
Ah, the synergy of cycloning doomed targets?

>>153871374
Can we not talk about nonames, or they might start to think theyre not nonames
>>153871453
>ran away from him
direct source, please