/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

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>this thread

>>153754167
t. tranny player

>/gtag/
>2016

No thanks I hate playing with literal whos

>>153754305
Hate playing with yourself, huh?

>>153753878
Three actually

>>153754489
I only see two. and an npc

>>153754541
That's because you're trying to meme incorrectly.

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>You just gathered all of the GTAO Dragon Balls! Shenron will now grant you 1 GTA wish!

What do you wish for?

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>>153754931
GTA to send all their developers to daybreak for free to develop planetside 3.

>>153754931
better game

>>153754931
Region locking

Anyone on PC whos got pac stan finale ready wanna do pac stan glitch?

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>PS4 has a thicker layer of dust than PS3

GTAO downtime sucks.

>>153756024
Don't tell me you bought the weeaboo station for this piece of shit.

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>>153756668
Do you really expect anything better from them?

>>153756668
Not really, but the games I did buy the system for are all singleplayer so I'm done with them until I get the itch to replay them a year or two later.

>>153756668
What else is there besides this and bloodborne?

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Bravo R*

>>153758007
You trying to say your car doesn't support 6 1/2inch floppy discs?

>>153758007
What car?

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Not sure whether to meme for bodykit removal or an 037

>>153758713
You should meme for a bullet in your head.

I just wasted the sickest RPG shot of my life, how do I record this shit without killing frames? What's a good bitrate for small webms?

>>153759383
Hahahahahahahahaahhahaha
ask blater

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>>153759383
OBS Studio with the AMD VCE plug-in, then ffmpeg if you're not a retard, or webms for retards if you are

Or shadowplay if you fell for the novideo meme like a good goyim

>>153759698
>ffmpeg if you're a hipster
ftfy

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>>153759848
>I need a GUI for literally every single simple task
t. born into windows 7 era of computers

>>153759975
>look guys I write out all of my command lines because I'm so younique and speshul
Like I said, if you're a hipster

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>>153754931

>>153759698
NVENC works on OBS too. And goyim is plural.

Still could use a bitrate.

>>153759975
I'd rather just do the simple task than look up the commands to do the simple task.

Why do people here get so upset about people playing on PC? Is it because modding and skiddies? Are PC players on average bigger shitters? Or is it something stupid like GTA 'not feeling right' on PC and people being set in their way from 2 years of playing on consoles?

>>153760547
Because they spent all their time doing the "NEVER EVER" meme and actually started to believe it.

>>153760547
Previous trannies upset new trannies took over their circlejerking place.

But yeah, people on this crew can't race for shit.

>>153760547
Most console players have a really short attention span. GTA is already dead on consoles. All the memes are because they have no community with which to play anymore.

>>153760786
>He considers his tight knit crew of tranny skiddies a community

>>153758612
Firetruck

>>153760703
I race pretty well, but I stopped joining random races. Custom Supers gets old quick.

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>>153760960
>he considers himself a better community than the entire still alive pc community
The trannies were all from console faggot.

>Survive executive search
>There's always that one shitter who is mad about this and tries to kill you afterwards
>Even if you never killed them once

>>153760960
Was the console community really any less tight knit than the PC one?

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>>153761292
>The trannies were all from console

Doesn't matter where some of them came from, it's where they all are right now and we both know the answer to that.

>>153761841
>we both know the answer to that.
A platform that isn't dead

Hey, console fag here. At least we fended off the Chinnese/Russian invasion

>>153762185
Yeah, they don't play if nobody else is there. You fended them off by dying.

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>Current event piques mu interested in seeing what customization Benny's has to offer
>Try looking up videos to see how it is
>Mfw every single video
Now I understand why pubbies are so fucking terrible.

>>153762456
Psychological warfare bruh

>>153762010
>Connect to PC GTAO
>Situation 1: Get disconnected from everybody
>Situation 2: Join your 3 tranny friends in using menus to grief low rank players, shout dank memes in chat
>Situation 3: Get killed by a menu users, complain about cheaters then take your anger out on lower ranked players with your menu-abusing tranny friends

>isn't dead

>>153762690
It's cute that you went through the trouble of making all that up.

>>153762690
How can a game's community be dead if people are playing it? Why does /vg/ have the worst memes? As long as a game isn't averaging at battleborn player counts I think it's doing just fine.

>>153762978
>How can a game's community be dead if people are playing it?

Same reason I can quickjoin any game mode off the phone on PS4 and find a session in seconds, or a minute for the more obscure game modes but somehow it's hippo and dead. It's so terribly deceased here on consoles having full lobbies and no menu shitters, oh lord help us moomins.

>>153763217
t. auto aimer playing with pubs

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>>153762690
>Connect to PS4 Online Plus goyim club
>pay 4000 shekels to them for allowing me to play with my friends
>start GTA 5
>make dinner
>it almost loaded
>select Online
>eat dinner, sleep, wake up in the morning
>it loaded (finally)
>it's an empty session because no one plays this game anymore on this platform
>cry myself to sleep again
>wake up and shitpost about PCucks on /gtag/

Huh, projecting is not that hard at all

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Still laughing

I wanna join PC GTAG desu

SC: Malakaira

>>153762185
Putting them down feels so good though. On the other hand, we don't have nowhere near as many kids with mics. It evens out.

This game isn't dead on consoles. You tards just jumped ship too soon.

>>153763460
>this game is dead on ps4

get a better connection and those empty lobbies will dissapear

>>153763641
No, because you can turn game chat to friends and crew. Mic kids aren't a problem. Less lvl 8000's on console too.

>>153763659
>jumped ship from a dying platform where you have to use a controller and always play in scrub aim lobbies
You can never jump too soon from a sinking ship like that.

>>153763834
If that's even remotely true, then why do most full lobbies have Russians? Console is shit and dead.

>>153763834
I'm on PS4 and I try so hard to find empty lobby for crate running. They are always full, and the empty ones fill up in 10-15mins. No lie.

>>153764041
Just switch to free aim.

>>153763927
I know other PS4 games let me use mouse/keyboard. GTA needs this. At least 4 mouse sniping. But I do prefer a controller myself. Different strokes for different folks. I will chime in and say PS4 GTA is not dead.

>>153763903
It's not a problem, it's a blessing. I wish I could hear chinks and white niggers squirm, text chat is nowhere near as satisfying.

>>153764095
Does free aim let me use mouse? I was told mouse didn't work, haven't tested. I go back and forth to free aim, depends what friends are on

>>153764625
lelno

Just wanted to take a second to say that I love all you guys. I love playing GTA, but sadly, I can't play 24/7. So when I'm not roaming the streets of Load Screentos, I'm on here, being thoroughly entertained. Thanks for all the keks guys.

>>153759374
I pray for that most days but unfortunately the UK is cucked as far as firearms go.

>>153765259
Enjoy while you can. Nullfaggot will no doubt show up eventually.

>>153765259
liked and subscribed

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Why is PC GTAG the master crew?

> Mostly made up of cheaters and modders
> They use modmenus to combat other skiddies because "reporting is for faggots hurrr!"
> They had autistic rules that cause drama (hurrr durrr crew-killing forbiddened!!!)
> Said application of rules is inconsistent at best and downright biased at worst (hurrr durrr Normie/Higgus is allowed to crew kill!!!)
> Now they just straight-up promote crew anarchy and complete lawlessness
> Circlejerking butt-pals with the crew leader can also get a free pass to do whatever they want
> Crew leader is some useless NEET who thinks he's hot shit with his sniper montage WEBMs
> "Oooh look at this kewl webbums of me shitting on randos! SMASH DAT LIKE BUTTAN!!!"
> "Look here's that same boring webbum again!!!"
> "And again! I'm so cool."
> t.Blater/Vanilla Rice/Antibiotic Abuse
> They freeroam-shit all day, making sessions boring and stagnant and causing Cuckstar to implement Ghosting
> They have to play in crew-only sessions or in a pub with GTAG as the majority, otherwise they'd have to deal with the entire session shitting on them
> Comparing online avatars, arguing about which one is more attractive, while never realizing how fucking depraved and absolutely retarded you sound to any outsider
> 99% of the crew own a yacht, making them not special
> No one cares about running heists or contact missions because they're too busy shitting on randos
> Crew drama everyday, courtesy of resident attention-whore namefags
> -Nessi
> "M-muh tailboom"
> "M-muh invisible arms"

GTAG VG PS4
> No cheaters
> More players
> Actually play heists/missions/gamemodes
> Our leader is a loyal, humble Filipino, which is known to be the most powerful race in the world
> We don't complain nearly as much as you whiny faggots, because we haven't ruined the game for ourselves

>>153767356
>lead by worst asians
Eww. Coup when?

>>153758713
go get me a fukken deluxo

Where's the circlejerk at?
~~KISSUKISSU~~

>>153767643
Uuuh it's pacific islander. Check your mainland privilege.

>>153768835
kissu~

>>153767356
You can add qt to the pc list.

I wanna glitch the cop outfit, steal cop car, go ghost, and pull up on randos, drag them out of their car, and beat them to death with my night stick.

But I'm to lazy to do cop uniform glitch...

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I miss the comfy snow

>>153769716
That and they'd just sticky bomb you the second they saw the cop car, would just drive away if you managed to get out before then and would spam sticky bombs if you chased them after.

Wouldn't it be nice if peaceful players didn't show up on radar? Like, you have to kill a player before your dot will show up. It would force greifers to go looking for and hunt down targets (which would be fun), or they could just go straight for others shutters and fight it out. Peaceful players could blend in with NPCs, or use time off radar to set up ambushes or traps. Plus you wouldn't have every swinging dick on the street gunning for you when your just try to buy some new threads. You should be able to toggle if you show up toFriends and crew. It would make the game more immersive because now you have to pay attention to NPCs and the enviroment, looking for off the radar players who you might drive right past.

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>>153770265
Snow days with /gtag/ were fun, I miss those days.

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>>153770606

>>153770470
Yeah invisible cratecucks and freeroam objectives would be acceptable as long as you can have your autistic RP session go uninterrupted.

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>>153770265
>it snows again this year
>that familiar white blanketing the streets
>up in my office preparing for a cold day
>throw winter clothes on characters
>Old Spice: Warm
>too comfy so I wait until noon
>have my Glendale parked around the back by a random associate of mine
>start a CEO mission
>walk to my car
>sit in that spot for a few minutes before taking off
>mfw

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>>153770360
Pro assassin here. The off the radar cop thing would work. I know this because of all the knife kills I've gotten.

>>153770470
>16 players
>even if everyone is within 50m, you could only spot one if you are lucky
nope. Its one of those things that may seem like a cool idea but when you think about it you realize it would be really dumb.

Is the game fun now?

>>153770991
Does PC only support 16 player sessions?

You think that most people would not player kill? Every dot on the map would be showing in less than 5 mins. There would be 2 guys off radar mountain biking.

>>153771252
Once you player kill, your dot stays. You'd have to change sessions to go off radar again. Player names still appear overhead.

>>153770470
all the shitters would just throw proximity mines on to everything, sit in their apartment and call it a day

>>153755516
>>153760135
I am not a miracle worker

>>153767356
add to the list
>nullphaggot
>qt
>crimeshitter
>flib
>Snapphaggot
>kazreetsu
>fivereborn
>muh Hydra
>using RE7b in freeroam
>xenon on all cars
>marksman
>pacistan
>muh operator
>muh eurobeat
>muh dorifto
>kissu~
>le gtag armee XDDD
>"armoured Schafer V12 is great, but kuruma is bad"
>Marksman rifle
>0UT4T1M3
>widely and bell posting

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>>153771702
fuck you, I love Bell-posting

>>153771578
You mean there would be 5 proxy mines scattered around Load Screentos!!! Oh no! I might run over one and die!

How is this different than now? Off radar doesn't affect mines. It would be harder to mine people if you were off radar, because no one would be driving towards you. You can throw mines and sit sit in your apartment right now...

>>153767356
better than bowing my head to a fucking gook

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Why is PC GTAG the master crew?

> Made up of cheaters
> They use modmenus to combat other skiddies because "reporting is for faggots!"
> They had autistic rules that cause drama (waah CREEEEWWW KILLEEER!!!)
> Now they just straight-up promote crew anarchy and complete lawlessness
> Circlejerking butt-pals with the crew leader can also get a free pass to do whatever they want
> Crew leader is some useless NEET who thinks he's hot shit with his sniper montage WEBMs
> "Look here's that same boring webbum again!!!"
> "And again! I'm so cool."
> They grind crates all day, making sessions boring and stagnant and causing Cuckstar to implement more shit supercars
> Comparing online avatars, arguing about which one is more attractive, while never realizing how fucking depraved and absolutely retarded you sound to any outsider
> 99% of the crew own a yacht, making them not special
> No one cares about running heists or contact missions because they're too busy grinding crates
> Crew drama everyday, courtesy of resident attention-whore namefags
> literal who?

GTAG VG PS4
> if you kick dead horse hard enough and it moves, it doesn't mean it's alive

>>153771702
>0UT4T1M3
The fuck is this? How can you be out for time?

>>153771578
That sound like the most boring way to play ever.

>any min now, someone will hit that mine....
>any min....
>.......
>huh....
>did they despawn?
>wtf! Why hasn't anyone ran over one yet!!!!
>let me go check and make sure they are still there.
>*you committed suicide*
>ok, they were still there

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>>153772014
>implying shitters won't cover the doorway of every popular apartment and/or office in Los Santos
>implying shitters won't find a way around the throwable limit
>implying shitters won't just invite their friends every time they play
>implying shitters won't cover the entire block at the sight of a death notification

>>153767356
>They use modmenus to combat other skiddies because "reporting is for faggots hurrr!"

We report skiddies all the time.
But you wouldn't know that because you don't play with us.

>>153772245
Most accurate version

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>>153771973
Remember anons; a Bell post a day keeps the nullphaggot away

>>153772524
Once again....

This is different from now, how?

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Has anyone managed to find The Beast without cheats? I got one bigfoot peyote without cheats once, but now I can never get it to be foggy at the right time.

>>153772768
OMG this

>>153771702
>these posts always happen whenever styleszeitgeist is online
really makes you think

>>153772886
I've literally never run into people doing any of that in all the time I've played since proxi mines were introduced. Maybe your fantasy world is one where Los Santos is more littered with mines than a third world country where a war was fought recently, but in the actual one it isn't.

>>153767356
to be honest
Nessi>bl8
Nessi>everyone

you're just jealous

>>153773340
t. nessi

>>153773145
Exactly my point!!! Why would everyone start using them!?! And why would u even care if the did? Retard.

>>153773454
>tfw nessi is probably getting disciplined by his sergeant rn
>tfw ywn discipline nessi

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>>153773969

>ywn bully nessi and his feminine frame

>>153773558
>Why would everyone start using them!?!
because people aren't going to magically start doing anything else. assuming crates still work the same, doing those would only reveal your location and most shitters don't play more than 100 deathmatches before deciding they want to stay in freemode forever.

>And why would u even care if the did?
it would make leaving most high end apartments and offices very risky. everyone who wanted to guarantee their own survival would have to buy a yacht, listen for enemy aircrafts, and keep their head down while doing p. much anything in free-mode.

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>>153774187
>ywn get a kissu from nessi

>fleeca job
>guy does entire thing with me
>great team, done in less than an hour
>prison job
>plane setup for the 7th time in a row
>level 50s cannot stay alive vs gang members

literally how the fuck does anybody get anything done in this game

>>153774336
kinda' wish nessi didn't survive training desu
too many people listen to him, obstacle to anarchy

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>>153774368

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>>153774569
>tfw chilling with nessi on chiliad

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post crewkill

>Broughy discussing advanced parts of racing tuning like suspension and spoilers
oh fuck

>tfw you will never be as fucking gay as everyone in here right now
Feels good, man

>>153775186
nothing new has come out yet, details too small to matter

>>153774356
>everyone who wanted to guarantee their survival should go passive. Dur.

>>153775389
>going to a gay club to feel less gay
Good job anon

>>153775186
>literally who makes speculations based on his time trials

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>>153767356
>never cheated in my life
>crew killing is bad as long as its on purpose (like 5 kills in succession)
>everyone is allowed to crew kill as long as they claim it was an accident and dont do it repeatedly
>why not join the circlejerk?
>i enjoy bl8s weebms tbqh
>im also very satisfied with how my character looks
>i dont own a yacht, does that make me special?
>whenever i get invited i accept without question, then stick around until 2-3 fails because people tend to grab randos
>i host heists pretty often and invite gtags whenever i can, but nobody accepts it
>i never dropped my own name
>i do avatarfag tho
>nessi is fun and a great person

>ps4
>all i hear is "kek kys" meme
>callmeqt
>"""""more""""" players
>doubt [x]

>We don't complain nearly as much as you whiny faggots, because we haven't ruined the game for ourselves

>make a huge post complaining about everything

okay there, friend.

>>153775417
It's significant enough for me since I was here thinking anything other than performance parts didn't mean shit. I've gotta fuck around with my race cars.

>>153775510
I came to a place to discuss a video game, but then pcucks turned it into a fag drama zone.

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kaz a cute!

>>153775776
A potato

>>153775776
Yes! :3
gimme kissu~

Lol, PC vs PS4 has brought life back! Yay!

>>153775685
Then stop talking about the fucking drama and let's discuss the fucking video game

You fucking moron

>>153775491
the average player isn't smart enough to think of that before they killed. also they might have PvE stuff like a gang attack or a quick crate collection planned ahead of time and might want to use their guns for that

>>153776437
I have, retard. It just gets ignored, but of course you wouldn't know that since all you pay attention to is circlejerk related posts.

>>153776367
Yeah, unlike PS4's "community"

>>153773969
>>153774187
>>153774368
autism

>>153777093
Wow look another great post discussing video games and not drama

Way to fucking go

>>153767356
> Crew leader is some useless NEET who thinks he's hot shit with his sniper montage WEBMs
>I'm a worthless NEET
can't reply because working

>>153777214
lol

every single session i join is completely full, but nice try

>>153778205
>can't reply because working
>yet here I am

Wow you sure blew him out

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>>153765259
+1 to this
>only play a few hours occassionally
>cant stand normies
>dont want to look for a real crew
Despite all the bitching by some consolecuck, this crew is ok.
thx who, xoxo ;) <3 nohomo

>>153778214
Full of random auto aimers.

>hey guys want to make some money? Here's crates!
>You have to pay for them first
>They blow up and you'll lose your money
>other players can see you and will try to fuck your shit up
>you need to invest 1.5 million in to them first
>You need to collect them for nothing
>Oh yea selling them is also another time when everyone can kill you
>Also if you don't finish a shipment you just lose the crates that are dropped
>Also the crates fucking blow up
>glhf

I really want to see who directs the development for online and sock them in the foot

>>153778258
I posted it for him
T. friend

>>153778690
Sure you did, blater.

>>153778603
>who directs the development for online
Noone did until a few months ago. Then they stepped up their game, good content coming soon.

>>153778690
>T. friend
>>I'm a worthless NEET
>I'm

Holy shit you are legitimately autistic

Lol XD friend hacked my computer disregard that I suck cocks

>>153777524
(You)

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>>153778741
>>153778853
I just copypasted it for him, calm down you autists

>>153779014
holy shit you're a humongous faggot

>>153779014
Actually, not even copypasted, I paraphrased it

>>153775554
Hold on there friend, you're forgetting that qt is a pc exclusive

>>153767356
>(hurrr durrr crew-killing forbiddened!!!)
Which is exactly why qt was kicked. Gotta love the PS4 hypocrisy.

>>153780785
Qt wasn't kicked, everyone left his crew because he's gary busey levels of crazy. Don't think anyone got kicked for crewkilling aside from mariovibe on the old ps3 crew.

>>153781314
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8RbZpsdQus

>>153781581
I see that as more of a gary busey level of crazy than because of krew kill. Everyone is liked way more than qt and so I'm sure if anyone else did this they wouldn't be kicked.

>>153782132
>inconsistent at best and downright biased at worst (hurrr durrr Normie/Higgus is allowed to crew kill!!!)
So in other words the next line is the hypocritical one then.

>>153782612
No it's pretty consistent though exceptional. I wouldn't say excluding exactly one person from the crew is exactly nepotism or a circlejerk. There are multiple exceptions on pc though (plus we'll never let qt back in which is more than they can say)

lolfags

>>153771702
Whats wrong with Flib or Kaz?

I like Nessi
I like Kaz
I like Flib
I like Snap
and like 5 more people who dont like being named

>>153787190
You're a late reply, so I assume you're one of them.

>>153787704
I don't like you

>>153787704
Aurora, go to bed you chavster

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>>153787704
your taste is shit

SHIT

when is blater going to step down and let someone like snap or flib take over?

>>153788116
mom i posted it again

>>153788305
t. snap or flib

>>153788305
Hopefully never. All three of them are sperging shitters, but atleast bl8 is a beta-cuckold, so he listens to the will of the crew when they get mad enough. The other ones would be more tyrannical.

>>153788116
Why repost my webm?

>>153788305
Well Flib is likely leaving soon so he's out and Snap is..well..Snap

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I am finally back.

>>153787704
>>153787190
Thanks, anons.
>>153788496
It wasn't me.
>>153788565
Want to talk about it?
>>153788606
I'm still here for two more months. Don't go rushing me out the door yet.

>>153788959
Want to kill yourself? Because you should.

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>>153789084
Awfully hostile. I'm sorry you are so upset.

>>153789084
No he shouldn't. Flib is cool. No one would miss you if you offed yourself though so what are you waiting for

>>153788959
Talk about what? I was saying that you wouldn't make a good leader. You don't have to take it as an insult, not everyone gets to be an astronaut.

Reminder Flib is only nice to someone if he presumes they are female

>>153789347
females arent allowed in /gtag/

>>153789290
We can talk about ideals and opinions. I was thinking you could add me somewhere, and we could talk, if you wanted to.
>>153789347
Not true. I try to be nice to people because I don't see a need to be mean, unless someone does something to deserve it.
Also there are no girls on the internet. >>153789589

>>153789289
t. circlejerk faggot

>>153789636
I'll talk about ideals and opinions with you. I won't post my name here, but when I see you ingame, I'll mention "ideals and opinions" and add you.

>>153789815
Sounds good, friend.

Why do most people hate Snap?
Just played with him today and he didn't seem that autistic.

inb4 t.Snapphaggot

>>153789957
He acts like a fag in thread and chat

he's like nessi. They are cool when they are in a small session of like 6 people, but are obnoxious in large groups where they can get attention

So, where is flib going in 2 months. Did he join the military or something. Unless hes from a country where theres mandatory military service.

>>153789957
Narcissistic faggot who can't stop talking about himself.

>>153790532
I am going into the Navy. Going to be a nuclear technician.
The thread is not the place for this kind of discussion though, so if you want to talk to me, please add me on steam.

>>153790658
Haha your life is over.

>>153790810
>tfw hes going to earn more money for a days work than you could in a month

>>153791045
Not in the military. They get paid jack shit.

>>153791187
You should check up on that

>>153791250
Sure bud. Whatever you say. They're all millionaires. Military slaves all get to retire after they earn their freedom.

>>153790658
The navy? Well thats relatively safe. Barring a hurricane or rogue wave. Whenever I hear someone going into the military its like the army or the marines where the likelihood of getting shot or blown to bits is someone high in this day and age.

Good for you.

>>153791434
>nuclear technician
Use your head, mate.
Random faggots on the street wont get that kinda job.

>>153791606
You'll never get a job. Power plants are full. My friend from high school went for the same thing. He's still enlisted because there are no other jobs. Your pay will be shit.

>>153791606
>Use your head, mate.
You first, retard. At best he'll get a sign on bonus of a few grand and a fast track to E4. After that it's the usual shit pay.

What an ugly pointless vehicle.

>>153793084
The X80? Yeah

literally 95% of the vehicles in this game
all the vehicles you """need""" are
hydra
buzzard
and armored Mercedes

>>153793284
t. shitter

>>153792959
shit car, shit wardrobe

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>>153793407
tell me what you are going to do about it

>>153793460
Turismo is a decent car

>>153792959
how did you get the logo on the business shirt

>>153794197
Laugh when you go into pussive mode after getting shot down so you can go get another hydra.

>>153794348
>getting shot down
>being this bad
wew lad

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Now I feel like I'm playing a nfs underground mod for gta5.

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>>153754931
BIG map
failing that a DLC that adds lots of guns and better gun customization like in this screenshot

>>153771702
>armoured Schafer V12 is great, but kuruma is bad"
both are shitter tools but i agree with the rest of them though

>>153796517
kuruma is the "pay 6k to kill me" car. Schafter is the "stop using the fucking RPG for everything" car

>>153796130
Fuck off with this cancer

>Circlejerk shitposter is someone in the circlejerk
>Everyone that plays on pc is part of the circlejerk

>tfw no comet classic
>tfw no blista compact 2 to represent the second gen crx (aka the better one)
>tfw no early formula one car

>>153797058
t. consolefag mad that he has to jerk off with randoms

>>153797079
>tfw still no testarossa

>>153797547
>there will never be an 80s update with tons of popup headlights, sunroofs and hubcaps

Hippo here. Actually had fun playing with the crew today! H2giulio and Stonehendge_93, It was fun playin with you guys!

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>>153797547
>>153797747
>mini-14
>m60
>spas-12 and flamethrower
>cheetah classic
>comet classic with targa top
>DELUXO
never ever

>It's yet another "hurrr never ever durrrrr" episode

>>153798528
Would you prefer stupid attentionwhoring circlejerking?

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>>153798528
It's fun. Don't judge.

>no kuruma classic with no armored version so i don't have to feel like a shitter owning one

>>153798648
It pretty much is, just in a different form.

Animals in online FUCKING WHEN!?!?

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>>153798716
>kuruma classic
>not a GTA3 era kuruma
Don't ever speak to me again

>>153799045
It would feel a little bit weird to completely switch design aesthetics like that though, it seems like the HD era pretty much ignores 3D-era designs.

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>>153798339
FLACHBAU
L
A
C
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B
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>>153799162
True
It's kind of weird that every single III era game had a Meyers-Manx under the name BF Injection and all of a sudden GTAV changes its name to Bifta

>>153799281
holy shit it's perfection, now all it needs is the targa tops and 914-esque c pillars ala vice city and we're got outselves a genuine gta frankencar

>>153799434
I don't think they keep track of where they used names, just that they did. Just look at how the Blista went from a minivan to a hatchback nissan that's supposedly supposed to be a civic.

>>153799540
And then they added a 2001 version of the GTA3 Blista under the name Minivan

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>R* made a beautiful looking updated super GT model for MP3
>didn't make the cut into GTAV
why this

>>153800107
>that shit-looking car in the back
desu i'm more interested in that guy

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>>153800186
it's actually kind of nice

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>>153800738
real world equivalent

>>153800738
I would own the fuck out of that.

>>153800901
Drive it for a day or two and then go right back to the car you always drive all the while complaining about not having a sixth garage for 10 more cars you won't ever drive.

>>153800107
It was either that or the yacht.

>>153800998
>implying
I constantly switch up cars, I don't care about going to places fast when I enjoy the feel of driving.

>>153800998
I'm sensing a lot of negativity here

>>153800998
>tfw still drive my unupgraded lowrider voodoo along with all the other cars i wanted
not everyone solely drives one car

>>153800998
Don't you ever get tired of projecting.

>>153800998
Go drive that one car you haven't driven in a while, anon. It'll be fun. Go cruise up in the Vinewood hills.

>>153801236
>le projecting
Don't you ever get tired of being a redditor?

Of course, that's why you came here.

>>153801382
What is this, 2011?

>>153801318
I did that today with my Rhapsody. I really recommend it.

>>153801542
Every once in a while I drag out my Faction and enjoy anywhere that doesn't have curbs, it's a fun vehicle so long as you stay far far away from the city.

>>153801318
>Go cruise up in the Vinewood hills.
Ew, I hate that cancerous fucking place. All those NPCs scripted to pull out of hard to see intersections right around the bend in a road. Easily one of the worst locations in the game.

>>153801723
To be fair, that's just Rockstar being complete idiots with designing their avoidance AI. The actual roads themselves are insanely fun.

>>153801814
That's an entirely different situation from what I mentioned, but I forgot about it and that also makes them awful. The only thing that would be good is if they were completely empty, but they're not, ever.

ded

how can the potential biker DLC redeem ?

>>153805141
>how can the potenial biker DLC redeem itself?
i fucked up sorry

>>153798716
Why does it have speakers in the bumper?

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>>153805141
>

>>153805387
10/10

>>153805141
Retro Sports Bikes.

>>153805509
T800/10

>>153805387
because doof

>randoms try to negotiate cuts when you give them a free ride in a heist

l m a o
m
a
o

>>153806148
>playing with randoms
>one asks for a ridiculous cut
>host actually gives it to him

>>153806148
>it's a "shitter thinks 15% is enough" episode

l m a o

>>153806276
15% for people who jump straight into the final.
20% for people who stayed through setups

>>153806392
yup, this.

If your dumbass >>153806276
actually thinks you deserve anything above minimum wage for literally getting free money then you should just off yourself honestly

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>game crash when flying crew around

>>153806670
It made for a pretty comical landing.

>>153806276
If you just show up for the finale and did none of the prepwork, you're lucky to get even 10.

[muffled Hava Nagila in the distance]

Everyone gets 25-50% when you run with me. But I'm rich. No hacker bux, no funny munny. Years of saving and collecting, and way to many hours on GTA.

>>153806392
Lol, set ups. What are those?

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Concept: New grenade launcher, M79 "Bloop Tube"
Single shot with higher damage than the 10-shot GL we currently have but a longer reload time.
Option to saw off into a "Pirate gun" variant which halves damage but can be used from bikes and the Nagasaki Blazers
Yusuf Amir tint making it gold and the wood stock have jewel inserts along with a bodyguard tint giving it a tiger stripe livery.

>>153808091
i hate to say it but that would be a bunch of fun to use while riding bikes, even if it turns out broken as shit

How often does this zlib call bullshit happen?

>>153808360
What?

>>153808091
>mobile armored car killer
yes pls

>>153808464
I'm getting failed zlib calls errors and am having to reinstall the game. This is the second fucking time this has happened in the past week and my internet is 150 kbps, so it takes like two fucking days to download.

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>>153808742
>uninstalling and redownloading it
>not just checking the cache
please nigger

Why do motherfuckers insist on communicating in nothing but "zzz" and "..." in heists?

>>153809436
that's what I did this time. Still, 11 gigs means a long fucking ass download.

>>153809436
this is nice car

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>>153809692
>tfw no cunning stunts part 2 with this car in it

>>153810856
ebin maymay

>>153810856
thank god
if it came with a cs it would have an unremovable fucking bodykit

>>153781314
mariovibe was on the X360, wasn't he
i thought people left because his nephew was hot

the picnic?

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>>153796418
>longer range sidegrade to double barrel with slugs loaded and heavy shotgun tier damage

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>>153814083
>Banned classification release date 12/23/2035.

>>153810856
I want it to end up getting into the sports classics class, so cunning stuns would probably not be the right time for it.

>>153814159
yfw gta online won't last that long

>>153814231
What are you talking about? GTA Online will be around! It'll just be f2p give us your money to get the new premium cars goy

>>153814307
Rockstar will be dropping this game the second the next GTAO goes live.

>>153814390
yfw the ban carries over to the next one.

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>>153814083
>semi automatic equivalent to pump shotgun (no holding down mouse1 to spamfire) option to fold stock so it's usable from bikes

>>153814463
Well they could always make a new SC account since it would be an entirely new game

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Can't wait anymore. It's happening now. /GTAG/ rides again!

>>153814589
what a shit crew emblem

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>>153814589
>he drives a motorcycle
>he thought lost and damned wasn't garbage
>he feels disdain for japanese sports bikes because they outperform his piece of shit bike
>he belongs to an online MC aka Mansex Club

>tfw GTA6 will come out and we will never get GTAO updates again
>all of the experiences you've enjoyed will be dead
>the new GTAO will be even more limiting

>>153814589
>hippos unironically likes mansex shit
Jesus christ

>>153814810
>Only $5.99 for these two cars!

>>153814589
Were having so much fun!

>>153814810
honestly hope they split it off completely from the next gta. GTAO plays like a free to play because it's not a monthly fee.

>>153815128
>because it's not a monthly fee.
Please, dear god no. It's a fucking p2p shitfest don't you ever suggest they should make people pay more.

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Jesus Christ

>>153815207
>suggest they should make people pay more
i didnt. rather than relying on shark cards to keep online profitable they should just switch to a monthly fee based on the average income they got from the shark cards.
That way, we wont have to grind to buy stupidly expensive shit. The prices will go down if r* isnt trying to bait people into buying shark cards

>>153815470
>monthly fee based
Only if they actually have dedicated servers with at least a 250 player limit.

>>153815470
I am not paying monthly for a game of GTAO's quality, even if it was extremely easy to purchase everything in it. I paid 60 dollars for it and I'm okay with that.

>>153815470
Things aren't millions of dollars because of shark cards, things are millions of dollars because of power creep and shit like heists and dailies that give millions of dollars.

>>153817082
t. Rockstar

>>153815565
you really wouldn't want that given how many people stockpile their crew into single sessions

/gtag/ is big but not that big

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>>153788168
Implying I actually post

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>>153815454
>mfw vaping is what our generation will be remembered for

>>153818690
Vaping is a generation z thing. Anything that happened after 2003 is not our problem.

>>153818690
>implying that generation will be remembered for anything

>>153814589
Stop posting anytime.
t. ps4friend

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>>153814512

>>153817402
Sry, new gag and not into programming. What is t.?

>>153821015
A letter.

>>153821048
Wow, how long did it take you to come up with that response? Nice!

>>153821268
Kys newgag

>>153821435
Another brilliant response! Wow! Still haven't answered my question.

>>153821506
Because nobody cares if you're retarded. Google it faggot.

>>153821614
gaggot*

>>153821614
Fuck you guys, I tried that. Dur hur. Foogle isn't cooperating with ".t".

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>>153820626

>>153821994
>there will never be animations to properly hold rifle stocks
fuck

>>153821015

It was originally a finnish meme, it basically means "signed by."

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>subhuman chinaman tries to run me over in his kuruma
>blow him up and continue about my business
>puts a max bounty on me
>sends mercenaries after me
>spends the next 25 minutes spectacularly failing to catch me while shit talking in engrish about how little he cares about me killing him
>game crashes so I couldn't keep taunting him forever
late nite GTA is best GTA

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>>153821994
Those fatigue textures sure are low res

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>>153822341
You Sir, are both a gentleman, and a scholar. Thank you.