/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

>>153593404
Also I forgot to remove the embed and so did the last thread poster.

first for (embed) (embed) (embed)

>>153593456
>embed
embed what?

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3rd for crimefighter being an attentionwhoring piece of shit attentionposter. Kill the faggot on sight.

>>153593482
what a failure I am

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t-thanks securoserv

>>153593557
dont forget that autismbux has been outed as a skiddie

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>>153593698
How new are you?

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>it's a "nullphaggot and Alienmagi get BTFO" episode

>>153593698
>implying there's anything wrong with using menus against people who you are certain are also using menus

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Bodykit removal when

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>ywn breed cars

>>153593698
Look the WebM in the OP, bl8 is 100% shitter, it's why crimeshitter had a crush on them

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>>153593906
>ywn breed cars
Oh but I have

>>153593976
Why wouldn't anyone? Hot as shit.

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post good feels

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>>153593837
short body side when
bubble top and convertible roofs when
less blocky design when

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>>153594294

>>153594176
t. Snapphaggot

>>153594176
Post cock

>>153594115
3x Joacimot in this sceenshot

>>153593817
that faggot from dogz died and went into passive all the time theres no way he was hacking.

Fuck you autism bux and fuck all the skids in this crew, skiddies are cancer

>>153594176
>>153594448

t. samefag

>>153594564
t. dogpile

>>153594578
>>153594437
t. Samefag

>>153594564
Multiple witnesses to the test that got you caught, Magi. Go away.

>>153594564
>Hydra doesn't take ANY damage from about 20 BST'd HS shots when most of them hit
>hurr durr he died

>>153594694
>>153594578

t. samefag

>>153594858
>>153594694
>>153594578
>>153594437
>>153594448
>>153594176
>>153593976
t. samefag

>>153594382
PC users everyone. I bet he was trying to do some kool trix in the jet too.

>It's a faggot circlejerk episode

>>153595441
this

remove bl8 when?

>>153595592
>implying bl8 has a circlejerk

>>153595698
he still enables it and wants to be part of it. Its the reason why null was lieutenant for a while, he's a spinless cuck that wants to be the center of attention.

Someone explain to me who and what the circle jerk is. You idiots talk about it constantly like it means anything.

>>153595921
Hello, Reddit

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>>153595921
don't worry about it. it's a meme. immerse yourself in this screenshot instead.

>>153595921
It's people with tranny avatars that make posts about other people and type 'kissu' in the ingame chat. Just stay away from kaz, flib, nessi, bl8, yagoochi, aralich, greenie, catower, and horris.

>>153595921
people who play a bit more often = circlejerk
there's also the discord circlejerk but they don't play

>>153596283
Found the circlejerk member.

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When you bully just right

This general is dead as fuck, why don't you guys just give up already so a better game can take this generals spot?

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>>153593639
thanks securoserv

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So tired of trying to do heists with randoms, please include me in the circle jerk!

Higgsbosonsmate GTAG PC

>>153597368
Which heist are you doing?

>>153597368
gotcha

>>153597368
>Higgus' mate

>>153597448
Just finished Pacific Standard for the first time

>>153597526
yay

>>153596250
>tfw you didnt make the list
sad.

>>153598242
>Wanting to make that list

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>>153596250
kissu~

>>153598242
He's just listing off the higher ups. Here I'll finish his list for him:
Also stay away from Aurora, Joacimot, Ryu, Soy, Crafty, Holo, and Digital

>>153598806
>tfw STILL DIDNT MAKE THE LIST

>>153599148
>tfw neither did I

>>153598806
so all comms and lieutenants?

>>153599920
Exactly. Circlejerk is a meaningless buzzword used by the lonely and bitter

Avoid me if you know whats good for you

>>153600356
>used by people who don't like sitting around in free roam stroking their dicks to other people's trannies and going on about how they're going to play dress up and other gay shit

>>153600356
I for one am grateful the based trannies that run /gtag/ crew grant me the privilege to be in the same session as them when they use menus against low level players and memespeak on chat.

>>153600356
ITT: people mad they don't have a seat of nopower to do literally nothing in a dead game, and who aren't friends with anyone in the crew.

why is joaci so retarded? When ever they type anything in the chat, my autism gets triggered by how wrong someone can be.

>>153602653
Why don't you take it up with them in-game?

>>153602772
He would be outed as a shitposter.

>>153602772
I do always correct joaci in game, but they ignore it and continue. It's not a healthy relationship

Am I getting this right?

In single player GTA V, you should buy a company's stocks, go beat up(?) or kill(?) everyone in a rival store, wait for stocks from store A to peak and sell them, buy stocks from store B and sell them when they peak. Right? can you just continue it between both companies or do you have to look at others?

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looking to join the PC club

sc: ProtoSpade217

>>153606496
Rejected

>>153606531
Gotcha

>>153606496
You'll have to go through a tranny prescreening first.

>>153598806
rude

>>153606496
I can't view your profile and I haven't seen you send a request through socialclub. How do i know you're not another one of those lizardmen?

>>153607663
he's right tho

>>153597368
fuck off higgus nobody likes you anymore

>>153605907
The only thing that is confirmed to change stocks is the Lester assassination missions.
The rest is like actually playing the stock market.

Bought X80.
Happy.

>>153610708
pfffffttttt

>>153610809
That's what I heard. Turns out if you can drive technically, the X80 is on point.

>>153610991
Turns out if you're a retard you'll waste your money on a car that looks like shit and is still outperformed by cheaper cars in the same class.

>>153611275
This retard already owns those cheaper cars, dumbass. Sorry you can't win a race unless your in the latest greatest meme mobile. Learn to drive before you criticize the purchases of others.

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Anyone care to explain why there's like 10 different variations of cornrows in GTAO but no fucking afro for males?

>>153609358
Any tips or is it just gambling? I've thrown money into seemingly every situation and gotten burned nearly every time.

>>153611275
>anon doesn't know how to drive
>drives glitches RE-7B in free roam
>idolizes Vin Diesel

>>153611637
Buy low, sell high

>>153611637
Its gambling, except with the Lester missions. Thats it.

>>153612020
Low as in it appears to have fallen as far as it can, or low as in it's starting to make a comeback? Because I've tried and lost out on both.

I guess I'll just stick to the assassination related stocks.

>>153611637
Invest
Forget about it
Wait till it's green
There's one random event who will give you 100 stock in Animal Ark.
He has his bati stolen every once in a while.
There's a couple random events which involves taxiing someone to the airport, normally from a good distance away, if you manage to get them there under the time limit they give you a hint on what to invest in.
Spoiler
The price of that company's stock goes up
>>153611554
Keep the hitbox / silhouette the same.
Exact same reason for why all female characters look the same.

>>153611507
So in other words you wasted your money for no reason other than to act like you're a pro racer. Could have just done that in an Entity.

>>153612258
There's an afro for females though and as far I know it doesn't change the hitbox of characters.

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>>153611554
I was gonna say that afros probably fall under '3d' hair and thus aren't in online but the cornrows are actual models on top of the player character's head so it beats me. We even got a hightop fade but no afro.

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Hey what is up /gtag/ it's your boy gunfag1231789 back at you with another post begging rockstar to add more weapons. If you enjoyed this post and wanna see more like it make sure to hit that Reply button, any (You)s really help me out. Peace.

@153614557
okay

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>>153614557

>>153614557
BRING BACK THE GLOCK!

>>153614820
Post the M16A1, it looks better than that variant.

>>153614971
we already have a glock knockoff

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>>153615043
Although I agree, the only mod for the A1 is kind of shitty
>>153615054
No we don't.

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>>153615510
This is my favourite M16 mod that exists. Ideally if R* were to add one it would come with an optional m203 underbarrel

FUCK THIS STUPID FUCKING GAME

FUCK THESE STUPID FUCKING CRATES

FUCK HYDRA FAGS

FUCK ONLINE

FUCK SHARK CARDS SO FUCKING HARD

FUCK PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW HOW TO JUST MUTE THEIR FUCKING MIC

FUCK

FUCK

FUUUUUUUUCK

>>153615760
okay

>>153615675
That's pretty nice.

>>153614625
meant for >>153614557

>>153611554
Probably too tall for vehicles, or something like that.

>>153615805
Fuck you

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>>153615892
Fuck you

>>153615760
there's a toggle mute button you dummy

Hey, I just want you guys to know I think you're alright.

>>153615989
Great, I have to go in, for every fucking lobby, and mute 4 fucking assholes who want to yell at their kids with a hot mic

I just go in and make my own PS4 party but holy fuck how does it not cross your fucking mind unless you're god damn dense to just mute your shit

>>153615885
in GTAV SP if you're riding a bike/inside a car with a roof as franklin and have an afro it visibly shrinks when you get in/put on a helmet, it's pretty funny

>>153616117
found it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij9RlFlCDhk
>>153616074
interaction menu > voice chat > nobody

>>153616117
That happens in online too on hairstyles such as the ponytail.

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>>153615675

>>153612309
So buying a car that I want is wasting my money (the money I have nothing else to do with since I own almost everything) because I could have used the Entity that I already own? And this makes me retarded. Uh huh.

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>>153594294
Feels really good.

>>153620670
>owns three or more supers
Yeah, confirmed retard

>>153621062
Not the same guy, but I can think of a need for three supercars.
>Sultan RS for fun racing/customization
>Vacca for comfy driving
>competitive supercar of choice for winning serious races

>>153621062
Same guy, what else do I buy??? I have 50 cars, 5 houses, an office, warehouses, a yacht, and almost every good Pegasus vehicle. What do you suggest I buy, smartass?

I just checked the last few updates. They seem to come out early Tuesdays mornings. I predict that we get an announcement trailer from cockstar tomorrow or this weekend, followed by the dlc this Tuesday or next.

>finally get a public lobby to myself

Is there any trick to doing this or was I given a crate-farming miracle

>>153621930
Wow
Congratulations
You figured out what everyone else did a year ago.

>>153622146
*two years ago

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When will we get all carbon fiber cars instead of just the hood.

>>153621930
God, I hope they give me more time. I'm enjoying using the exploits out currently.

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>>153621062
Poorfag can only afford 2 supers. *snickers*
But that none of my business.

>>153622193
I forgot the game turns 3 years old in 15 days

>>153619268
i miss it so much

>>153622532
I hope the anniversary involves it getting shut down.

>>153622664
ebin xDDD

>>153622662
How do you miss it? Did every copy of GTA IV: TBoGT get stolen?

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Kill yourself ($500)

>>153623221
>34 friends who play GTA V
>1 playing right now
lel

>>153623221
Who are you? i see myself in that list of friends that play

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>>153623642
>sees myself, looking at myself, through myself

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>>153622980
no, but having it in in GTAV wouldn't be so bad because the only anti-air/anti-tank solution we have is a couple of rocket launchers

literally all Rockstar would have to do is attach a weaker version of the Valkyrie's cannon to a gun, it wouldn't even need to throw players around like it used to

>>153623853
Having a hitscan weapon that can easily pop planes would make hackers so happy, jesus.

>>153623221
Hi Debbie

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Remove minorities from crew when?

>>153624034
just give it a slightly shorter range
that, or make players plain unable to snipe cargo planes

if there are shitters around during a sale, it isn't like you're much safer anyway

>>153593404
>attacking an unarmed plane flying in a linear direction from a rooftop
so skilled...... woah...

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reminder to always mute catower

>>153624945
>trying to draw attention to yourself
fuck off

>>153625018
It's still good advice isn't it?

What's the ultimate weaving car? The car for moving through traffic with agility and sliding in between traffic when I really shouldn't? I'm liking the 9F Cabrio, but I don't know if that's it.

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>>153619268

>>153626007
A bike
But if you really want a car the Voltic would probably be the best for that, it's nimble and has responsive handling

>>153626007
DOUBLE T

>>153626007
If you want a car for that, the Entity has pretty much the highest grip in the game, it's amazing for that. Otherwise, bike it.

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>>153626104

>>153626104
>>153626557
>>153626659
I'm looking for a car. A bike could do better, but it's not quite as fun as doing it in a car imo. I'll try the entity an voltic.

>>153627212
Also if you don't already know, adding a spoiler to your car will help it grip better. It's insanely useful.

Who is the nicest, kindest, most caring soul in gtag?

>>153627967
your mom
she gives it up for the entire community

>>153627967
Definitely not you

>>153627967
nullphaggot

>>153593906
Oh hey, I would recognize that ADHD white Tyrus fag anywhere, it's me

>>153627967
Blater

>>153627967
qt

>>153629570
Not even the same person in private.

>6 million dollars in 3 hours solo
man i hope r* never patches the game, leave it like this
i never want to grind again

>>153627212
Then any car will do.
Traffic isn't hard to dodge.

Massacro is a great choice.
I haven't driven it since 2013, but I remember the handling was orgasmic.

>>153627291
This, but don't fall for the >le tires change stats meme

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>>153627967
Blater's pretty cool. Except that time he relaxed around that black this time last year.

>>153632409
To be fair, offroads on certain cars do help with bumps but everything else is memery.

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>why even live

>>153632817
No reason, so how about you fuck off and die?

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>>153632817
KILLs I guess.

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>>153632992
no u

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I gave in and did it and I don't regret a penny

>all these PCucks still trying so hard to desperately cling onto their ded circlejerk
kek this general has been deleted tons of times now fuck off PCucks kill yourselves

I was in some lobby and some guy asks in all chat they they need a 4th for a heist, its at the finale.

>I join
>Get kicked
>I send a message asking why
>You didn't help with the setup

What the fuck just happened

>>153633697
Did you ask for a better cut?

>>153633879
I didnt even say anything. I woulda been fine with 10%, shit.

I've been noticing a trend with people using the submersible or kraken to wait out bounties at the bottom of the ocean. Is there anyway to combat this? I honestly cant thing of a way to kill someone that deep, unless the go afk and let you knife the sub to death. Youd probably run out of rebreathers by then though.

>>153634286
can you steal the sub under water? I'd imagine if they were AFK and you opened the hatch, whether it sinks the sub or lets you straight steal it, leaving them floating underwater would kill them

>>153634286
Team up, use other sub to ram them towards the surface and then pop them.

>>153634286
>get kraken
>attach stickybombs
>go deep
>kill

>>153634286
Maybe a Merryweather airstrike but A) I doubt it would penetrate that deep and B) you'd be wasting a lot of money on (usually) less than 8k

New fucking sale when

>>153634402
Stickybombs fall off vehicles when submerged in water.

>>153634390
While this works in theory, subs have the exact same max speed. If hes aware hes being chased, you could never catch up to him.

>>153634651
put them on the inside?

>>153634597
Now.

>>153634729
The latch closes when not in use, and you cant use weapons inside.

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>people complain about 'trannies' and whatnot

Could be worse. Could be the console populace.

>>153635580
I'm not seeing a difference here.

>>153635580
Fuck off, you """"""""""""""""""""people"""""""""""""""""""" are getting worse than qt.

>>153635913
This is the future of youtube

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I have it
I am so happy
I need to grind more to prepare for the update after this next one because I'm not a biker man

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>>153637763
>buying that piece of shit

>>153637871
It's my favorite looking of the three new supers, I had to go for it.

>>153637871
>not wanting muh mclaren f1

I'm concerned for your tastes

>>153638421
>tfw would've gone for the re7b but
>no glorious rotary sound
>is the fastest of the bunch
didn't feel right

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>>153633021
The true answer is for the memes.

>>153638695
no one invited you get out.

>>153638815
u don't even know who this is.

>>153638850
I do. gtfo. your bear is not wanted here.

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>>153638937
Say that to my face in gta:online, see what happens.

>>153639128
I did.

and I went 91-10

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>>153639156
No u never showed up and always said empty threats while having a stupid shit machine that can't play gta.

so y havent u PCucks killed urselves like how the thread killed itself numerous times already?

>>153639481
AUTISM NEVER DIES IT ONLY RESPAWNS

>>153638695
>>153638815
>>153638850
>>153639128
>>153639156
Fuck off

>>153639573
great gta related post friend.

>>153639623
Your OT drama is not GTA related you stupid fuck.

>>153639683
Also a great gta related post. Keep it up oll

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>>153639683
Say that to my face online, see what happens.

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Hey bl8r

>>153639732
Of course it's fucking you. Can you go thirty seconds without shitting up the general with garbage nobody wants to see?

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>tfw will never hang with /gtag/
>still have fun playing the game

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>>153639818
Who else would it be right right!

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So, I just got the game. Is there some way to actually make a good asian looking character? All the presets I try to use end up looking like 60 year old chinese women, rather than a 20's-30's woman. At this point, I'd go for a good asian man too.

>>153640017
asian characters are literally easy mode jesus christ how do you suck this much

>>153640017
>playing as a 'woman'
Your first mistake

>>153640054

I don't know anything dude. Why not just help a nigga out instead of berating?

>>153640461

What's wrong with that?

News when?

>>153640017
Asian parents is the most feminine trannies ever get, you suck at this.

>>153641501

>you suck at this.

It's almost like I have no experience with what parent does what to a face. Because you know, I literally just got the game.

i'm sorry for being new.

seriously kill yourselves already PCucks
fuck off and die of cancer

>>153641570
You don't need experience at the creator to know how a female face should look like. I assume you did this before since you people really like being transvestites for some reason.

>>153641868

This creator works unlike most character creators though. Hence the issues. I don't know which mixtures of parents give the best results for what I want and since there are so many combinations - you can't possibly be expected to know all of it to begin with. From what I can tell, heritage dictates looks more so than the sliders.

But whatever I guess. I'll go back in since apparently I'm being bundled in with people that I have zero relation to.

When did they add the BlackFin to Duel? It makes the track completely trivial.

>>153627967
Flib

>>153641868
Do you also think that everyone who plays this game is a criminal in real life? Is it really this difficult for you to separate video games from reality? You may want to get yourself examined by a professional because you could be suffering from severe schizophrenia. I don't know if you're the tranny poster that's always posting here but if not then these questions are for him as well.

>>153642545
You obviously haven't been around him when he spergs out and turns in to a gigantic asshole. It's not pretty.

>>153641781
hes getting desperate, heres some welfare (You)s

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>>153642559
>Do you also think that everyone who plays this game is a criminal in real life?
Does stealing from ******** count?

>You may want to get yourself examined by a professional because you could be suffering from severe schizophrenia. I don't know if you're the tranny poster that's always posting here but if not then these questions are for him as well.
Might want to look up projection and paranoia.

>>153593404
More heists when?

>>153643139
fucking why? The heists are terrible in this game. You cant play them with less than 4 people and 1 person dying fails them. They are rage makers. Have you ever played payday 2? People can drop in or die, etc. Heists are fucking horrifying in GTA.

>>153643059
The inability to distinguish between what's real and what isn't is a telltale sign of schizophrenia. Please get yourself checked before you harm yourself or others. These delusions are not healthy.

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>look up a youtube guide on character creation because want to check how difficult it possibly could be to make a good female character
>the guide was made on PS4
>try it on pc
>they literally look nothing alike
>pc's skin is ragged as fuck for no reason

What the fuck.

>>153643643
The wonders of low resolution textures.

>>153643643
it's not hard to make a decent female character.

>>153643753

Apparently it is, since supposedly nobody here can make one that 'doesn't look like a tranny'.

>>153643228
>not doing pacific 2 times a day for guaranteed 1 mil
Reddit misses you, you sould go back

>>153643827
Even if you understood how female faces work and went asian for maximum arr rook sameness, you're still stuck with the bone structure of a man.

>>153643859
I would rather be poor than grind that shit ever again.

Lucky for me, 2 days worth of duping got me 30 million and now I dont need to do that shit ever again.

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>>153643643

I tried the same thing just now. Low textures make the face seem a lot cleaner by the looks of it.

to anyone who ever complains about "not feminine" characters.
>>>/tesg/

>>153627967
Flib.

>>153642175
It's called Customs On and the ST custom and piss racecar are still better if you know what you're doing with it

SUMMONING MOA_WINGS

>>153645232
t. Rockstar

no sales this week apparently.

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>>153646858
fuck off

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reminder the only way the mansex DLC can be passable is if it comes with an 1887 you can flipcock

>>153647569
Reminder that your opinion is worth less than nothing.

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>>153647606
>he drives a motorcycle
>he thought lost and damned wasn't garbage
>he feels disdain for japanese sports bikes because they outperform his piece of shit bike
>he belongs to an online MC aka Mansex Club

>>153647606
Biker angry people don't take him seriously in his online MC (Mansex Club) detected

>>153647569
How about instead they change the double barrel shotgun so you can fire 2 shots separately instead of both at the same time?

>>153648068
I want this so much. The double barrel is wasted potential as-is. It would be so much more fun if you could choose with trigger to pull too. Like tapping it would fire one shell, holding it would be both.
Wishful thinking just makes me disappointed when Rockstar does nothing to capitalize on it.

Why is it that whenever I search for GTA Online news, the top sites are usually shit like Ecumenical News and Christian News Daily?

>>153649187
What kind of news would you want? Updates and stuff are on the Rockstar newswire, any racing info is in the OP or on Broughy's youtube channel.

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>>153647675

Will the Drift Tampa ever be reclassed to muscle?

>>153650125
No. Rockstar has yet to reclass any vehicle. They don't care.

>>153649295
Broughy is a lying faggot. Why do you retards listen to him?

>>153650274
>Rockstar has yet to reclass any vehicle
Schafter V12

>>153650339
Oh look, it's the retard who claims that wheel clipping does nothing and has no evidence to back up his claim despite evidence being posted that showed otherwise. Lick any good windows lately?

>>153650374
It was not reclassed. It has always been a sport car, and the armored version has always been a sedan.

>>153650339
Are you the faggot from yesterday that was religiously denying that off-road tires would give you an advantage when going over bumps in a vehicle that has the attribute Tires can clip, even though he was presented with evidence that it actually does and dismissed it just because he had no other arguments or evidence against it and called broughy a nigger and a liar and the video fake?

Start making racing analysis yourself then, maybe you'll do better than broughy

>>153650125
Don't forget the Sultan rs and Banshee 900r.

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Fuck, is there seriously not going to be an update this month either?

Fastest way to make money?

>>153650583
He won't because that would require him to take accountability for his claims and have to actually work to prove them rather than just saying other people's evidence doesn't count because it doesn't fit an unspecified criteria only he knows about.

>>153650719
Yeah bro, my dog that works at Rockstar told me so.

>>153650849
Usually they tell us ahead of time when an Update is arriving but the first Tuesday of the month is coming up fast and there's nothing.

>>153651020
And then sometimes they don't.

>the first Tuesday of the month
Yeah, the first. Out of fucking four. Hardly indicative of the entire month.

>>153651096
You'll always have a shoulder to cry on when I'm found right, bro.

>>153651020
Banshee and sultan rs were dropped out of the blue.

>>153651189
And you'll always have the veil of anonymity to hide behind when you're not.

>>153650440
>>153650583
>anecdote youtube video evidence is good enough
Are you people literally this retarded?

>>153651375
Go and try it ingame, or is the game fake and lying to you?

>>153651445
Fuck off

>>153651556
>That obvious samefagging
Sad, just sad

>>153651375
>Empirical evidence is now anecdotal because of the medium used to present it
This is how retarded you sound and are.

>>153651375
You keep using that word but I don't think you know what it means.

It's not anecdotal evidence if it's been extensively tested and analyzed on multiple cars

>>153651750
Punted the stupid little gremlin onto a roof.

>>153651675
>estimations and averages are empirical evidence now
Ebin

>>153652457
>Averages obtained from multiple tests aren't empirical because I say they aren't.
Here's your (You). If you want another start providing some actual evidence to back up your claim.

>>153652018
Kill yourself

>>153652792
I wasn't joking, kill yourself. There's not a single person here or in real life who would miss you.

>>153652569
>averages attained by some retard where any number of variables can cause a false positive such as turning a corner differently or even a change in frames per second are empirical
Here's your (You). If you want another start providing some actual evidence to back up your claim.

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>>153652792

Guess he couldn't do it. What a surprise. Good thing he's anonymous and doesn't have to actually take any accountability.

>>>/a/

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>>153653131

@153653262
This is the most intelligent thing you've posted so far.

Reminder to report, hide, and ignore the puchiposter

Also, a reminder that even the crappy Sailor Moon Crystal is still better than Puchimas

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>>153653319

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>>153653162

>>153654914
Anti-weeb battle in a nutshell

>>153654914
Too bad there's no puchimas getting rekt in that gif

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Should I go for it or should I wait until steam autumn sale?

>>153656374
Fuck off

>>153656447
Why? I got tired of grinding in online so I just want to try those classics again so I can mod the shit out of them.

>>153656846
You know they don't run on windows anymore, right?

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>>153657063
What the fuck have you been smoking? Yes they do if you use compatibility settings, the only problem is the frame limiter which fucks with the game's engine. Last time I tried gta sa on a windows 7 at my friend's house it worked like charm.

>>153657063
t. windows 10 user

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>>153657263
t. misinformed fag
:^)

say I'm shilling how much you want, I bet you say you'll stay on win 7 forever and ever.. you're no different from people that cling onto win xp at this point, grandpa

whatever, I'll be here using my modern OS that can actually utilize all my hardware features

>>153657263
>>153657474
I'm a windows 10 user and san andreas works with no problems.

>>153657474
t. windows 10 slave computer

>Doing an executive search
>Some guy gets into a hydra
>Activates ghost organization
>Proceeds to do nothing but fly around spamming his cannon at the ground
What do people like this get out of this?

>20+ player server
>3+ crew members
is it so hard for r* to do this?

>>153659657
Fix what? What are you even trying to say?

>>153659771
im saying i only get servers with a few people or 100% full of randoms

>>153659956
Because /gtag/ spends their time actively trying to get into empty lobbies so they can autistically grind crates without anybody bothering them. How is rockstar supposed to "fix" this?

>>153659332
Your tears.

>>153660082
where's the fun if nobody is trying to kill you?

>>153660126
My tears of laughter at their incompetence maybe. I was hiding in a building the whole time.

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>>153647569
and sidecars.
lots and lots of sidecars

>>153660534
A motorcycle with a sidecar is the only thing I truely want from the Molesters Club DLC

>>153661123
I dream of the carnage every single night.

>>153661210
Full weapon wheel access would be amazing it's just highly unlikely

>>153593404
>10m down the toilet.webm

Wait, you can't steal planes in multiplayer?

>>153661483
That's a golden airplane that costs 10m $$$, I think if you don't have insurance for it you are d-o-n-e fucked.

>>153661859
It costs $200 for a new one. The filename is obviously just saying the plane is a bullshit price to begin with.

>>153661969
No, if it gets destroyed you have to buy a new one. It's fucked.

>>153662318
That's bullshit right? It's a Pegasus plane. $200 to call it in, and you can't customize or get insurance. What idiot would think otherwise? If it gets blown up just call I'm a new one for $200. Wtf troll.

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>guy in deathmatch starts chatting shit
>"im gonna try now"
>"lol lucky"
>"okay now u got me angry..."
>game ends, my team wins
>guy talking shit has 4-15 score
>mfw

I don't understand the mentality of some people.

>>153662736
It's the only Pegasus vehicle that gets removed when it's destroyed.

>>153662736
He's bullshitting you.

>>153662906
I hope your fucking trolling....
Shit.... I feel so bad...
Those poor people... I've fucked them so bad.

>>153662906
no, the golden heli gets removed too

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>>153663091

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How terrible is this for a male? I've never tried making one before.

>>153663186
Nu-male/10

>>153663186
literal baby face/10

>>153663186
Babyface/10
Get a beard or scars or something

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>>153662765
>fighting some nigs
>doing pretty good for a 1v2
>get a lucky RPG on 1 of them
>"bruh put the RPG away and use a real weapon"
>combat mg one of them from cover
>"Come on bruh don't pull that bullsheit"
>every time I kill him it's a new excuse

This happens every time I fight a nig. No exceptions

>>153663491
You're just a shitter

What are some fun cars with good off-the-line acceleration? Lap times only tell so much.
Not looking for a racing car, just a new toy that won't trigger my /o/tism with loads of wheelspin.

>>153663643
Voltic is best

>>153663491
>Use nothing but shitter weapons
>Surprised when people call you a shitter

>>153663910
>combat mg
>shitter weapon

>>153663598
>>153663910
No matter what weapon I used he called bullshit all while he was using the same weapons.

>>153664103
>200 round spray and pray blindfire scrub gun
>not a shitter weapon

>>153664106
List the weapons and his responses then. You only listed shitter weapons.

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>tfw will never get actual feminine bodies and skeletons in GTAO

why is my warehouse computer telling me to join a public session when im in one?

>>153664196
>get a kill with the carbine rifle
Come on bruh don't be a bitch
>beat him in a shotgun battle with the pump
You lucky I had to reload or you'd be dead (he was reloading)
>kill him with a standard grenade
Stop using explosives man
>I Lamar pistol him
Come on dude you must be cheating or sumtin

>>153663643
Brioso, it can keep up with some supers in acceleration, and once you learn it's handleing, it is really fun.

it also has loads of customization from tuner to racecar

>>153664516
Did you join the session by joining crew?

>>153664173
Is the Carbine Rifle with box mag a shitter weapon too, then?
What about extended mags?

>>153664490
>those fucking fingers
Literally ps2 tier

>>153664906
dont remember. i assume i cant do that?

>>153664975
Yes

>>153664975
You seem to forget the extra damage the MG does too

>>153664173
Blindfiring Combat MG won't do anything, let alone against these laggy cunts out there.

>>153665009
Joining crew will make a session act as private for crates. You can still join friends and do crates though.

>>153665097
It has extra range, too. It outranges the ARs.

What isn't a shitter weapon at this point? The Musket? SNS Pistol?

>>153665332
Everything is a shitter weapon, if u dont give them advantage u are a shitter