/tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 General

first

2nd for fluttershy

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post american rocket men

phyrro is to overpowered so everyone moved to world of warcraft

i had a dream where i saw two car crashes and a police station that was on fire

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I am convinced this game is literally rigged against me
Every single time I'm behind someone as spy
No matter what the circumstances
Either
A. They turn around the split-second I stab them, never any earlier
B. The stab doesn't register
C. Someone appears out of the fucking ether to crit rocket me as I'm finally about to get a pick
This happens CONSTANTLY every single time I switch to this faggoty fucking class
I can't even enjoy this stupid fucking game because the fucking stars align to fuck me over every single time, it's fucking impossible to do anything. Any other class and everything goes just fine, no random fucking crits around corners, no facestabs from enemy spies, NONE of the classic TF2 bullshit. It all fucking saves up over time and unleashes as soon as I pick this dumb fucking class
Fuck this universe

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>>153737394

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I cum

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>>153738461
>those dimensions
>that fps
>3.89mb

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>>153739148
I dunno. I just cropped and this happened.

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>>153738461
>not webm

>>153739148
it's a gif that's how
>still making gifs out of gameplay videos in $currentyear

>4mb gifs
>thumbnails
get it together man

get me together

*falls apart*

mge is fun

>>153737870
Doesn't matter when it takes a million years to pull it out/dead ringer after a wiffed stab, and you're not surviving a crit rocket anyway.

https://twitter.com/GameShock16/status/772039927697661952

if you guys are interested in winning a shit unusual, feel free.

Does anyone have that image of some girl from a doujin shopped to look like engie saying "Ahaha, it's erect!"? I should have saved it.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p9DMBl_UuQ

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>(Demo Support) Event recorded: Killstreak 4
>(Demo Support) Event recorded: Killstreak 5
>(Demo Support) Event recorded: Killstreak 6
>(Demo Support) Event recorded: Killstreak 7
>(Demo Support) Event recorded: Killstreak 8
holy shit that feels fucking good, i don't know why i haven't bothered with this feature yet until now

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>>153742390
mfw rocket launcher killstreak reach 20

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im blue

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Scout voice: Alright let's do this!

>>153744371
It's under the goggles, silly.

Nips can't draw proper noses.

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>>153744385
H*ck yes
do not add me

>auto reflect pyro
>team keeps feeding him projectiles

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Tf2g let's talk about the preseason s25 whitelist. Most weapons are unbanned except the really broken ones. I think we're getting close to a unified white list. What do you think should be banned or unbanned? http://whitelist.tf/etf2l_6v6_s25pre

>>153737394
You're just shit

>>153743890
DA BA DE
E DA BA DAE
DA BA DEE
DA BA DAE

lol i fucked the post up

fighting the ceejaey/thalash/omni stack in a pub
x.x

someone on reddit said there was an earthquake in the state my tf2gfu lives in

i hope he is okay

>quite a distance away
how do you know

a sops a day keeps the sadness away

how do we put team in team fortress 2 boys
im tired of everybody picking sniper or spy

>>153747650
play comp and not be rank 1
in r3 currently and its almost comparable to a lobby which is pretty damn good compared to how it was a month ago

am i very clear with whereabouts i live

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>>153744385
so long senpai

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strange funboats when

>>153747650
Play with stack. No other way.

>>153752310
>kills
>damage absorbed
>rocket jumps

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https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeaFCvjAB9NhLm2bnMfgKDwA5ZioMYqrkWTofyau3LIzFdG3w/viewform

hello friends

i was looking at the entries and i have some things to say
http://steamcommunity.com/id/kezakpa - fix your id - i'm not drawings
engio - i'm just gonna draw a pootis head on a normal body
sops - pinto and xionxang didn't make entries
renard - i'll just draw something with bad hair i'm not going into full face detail
videogames - the only animes are already in a conglomerate you'll look like an outsider

and does anyone have the old-ish drawing that has a house with everyone around it?

>>153752335
>!vkhVKHqWIw

>>153755012
>Anonymous

>>153753136
is the thread deder than usual or does no one care about my thing

>>153758148
It's dead mang.

>>153758179
that probably explains why there's only 20something entries
ahaha

>>153758148
i care about your thing but you didnt mention me so i had nothing to say

i have nothing to say

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>>153744385

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>>153734456
I'll be back once the new expansion wears off.

Thoughts on Swiftwater? I think it's shit

>>153753136
Hello. Since my account got disabled and i probably never will gaing the acces to /despondency again, you should change it to /attentionwhore
>>153761756
It's okay.
Borneo is the best payload map btw.

>>153761756
Good for HL

cp_orange-tier sightlines in pubs

An absolutely godawful map for 6v6

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What's the best Sniper hat in the game (according to you)?

>>153762626
team spirit yellow belt

>>153762626
value of teamwork trophy belt

>>153762626
profs ushanka painted balaclavas

>>153762626
Cold Killer

>>153762626
stock

>>153762626
Your Worst Nightmare

New style is shit tho.

>>153762626
anger

Post best map for:
>PL
Barnblitz
>PLR
Hightower
>Koth
Highpass
>A/D
Gorge
>5cp
Coldfront
>CTF
Turbine

>>153763448
>PL
Watchpoint: Gibraltar
>KotH
Nepal: Sanctum
>A/D
Volskaya Industries

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post'em

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>still no content update for Pyro
>still no content update for Heavy
ffs Volvo

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>>153764194

>>153764281
They're all good, I just like Volskaya the most.

>>153763448
>PL
Borneo
>PLR
Pipeline
Hightower is meme map for le marketgarden soldiers xD and just endless dming
>Koth
Nucleus is my personal favourite but without fear or favor i can say that viaduct and highpass is actually better and more balanced
>A/D
Egypt
>5cp
I don't really like 5cp maps cause of horrible stalements. I choose gullywash.
>CTF
Landfall is cute.

>>153764596
remember, valve probably knew that pyro would win but still didn't prepare a update

pyro update will happen before 2017 but forget about the heavy update

>>153764893
>just endless dming
???
you say it like it's a bad thing

>>153764962
Nope, but i can't count it as a real map.
And since mym came out the old hightower which we always know and love is dead now. Everybody will push a cart and game will end in 10 mins.

> he plays objective maps and doesn't play the objective

Hello rebbit

hello

hi

>>153753136
>>153753136
>>153753136

i still need the drawing

>counter snipers like they're bots
>kill everyone as scout
>pretty much destroy everyone most of the time
>still drop spaghetti upon encountering a gibus huntsman sniper and die

ffffuuuck, they're terrifying

>>153753136
and i need your medic max

>>153753136
and i'm going to stop at 35 entries
i really need that drawing

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>>153753136
what the f is this

quickplay
regular valve pubs
please

>>153765463
>>153768210
>>153768450
>>153768872
guys
guys please
i'm not going to stay here and ask for dumb thing like these

dude if nobody posted it nobody has it
stop being so annoying

>>153770153
videojames was complaining that i posted in ded hours last time
what's wrong with bumping my request hug?

>>153770242
why do you listen to videogames lmfao
these are normal hours where everyone is awake and here, nobody's posting because dead game
again, if nobody is posting the drawing nobody has it. if you think that someone that isnt here right now has it then wait longer before asking again
add magicmax if you want his loadout
the benny entry is obviously a joke

i have it

why dont you post it then

im shy

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if you want my loadout, add me and ask me
posting in the thread is not a reliable way to contact me

what does that have to do with posting a picture
no one's asking for your id or a pic of your face or butt
he just wants a certain drawing for inspiration or something

oh

:x

so are you gonna post it or

i said im shy

>//<

i already explained how that's not an excuse
i mean i dont care if you post it or not but can you give a decent explanation as to why you dont want to help someone out

i want all three things
preferably your face

do you want me

yeah sure i guess

my body bothers me
i bother me

it's kinda big and not really feminine

tfw underweight
i think

i dont really feel like it though

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Heh. 69

that's kinda funny
you're underweight and underage

i wish he was under me too

im not sure

i might just be tall i guess

tf2 is a fun game still

yeah tf2 is pretty ok

i got killed by a fireaxe

I want a MvM major update.

>>153776743
Iron gauntlet plox

i want Frontline to happen

i want mayann to happen

I want a different company to manage tf2. Someone who cares enough to approve all the community updates so they can make money from everyone else's work

i want my death to happen

do you want this to happen


*leans in to kiss you*

I don't want Meet Your Match to exist. It made TF2 go even deeper into the dumpster,

and i suck monkey dickballs.

you dont even know who he is
he could be a serial killer
would you not want a serial killer to die

sometimes i even kill whole groups of people at once
my favorite way of killing them is shooting them in the head as the sniper man

>>153770474
i wasn't posting because i was banned

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i LOVE killing

>>153778580
but do you have the picture?

>>153778593
that's not actually you
i wont believe you until you post a real picture of your irl face

i wish for a tf2 anime.

i wish for the death of all weebs

i wish for the deaths of everyone on tf2g

I wish for death of everyone.

i remember why i hate this general

i hate myself

i opposite of hate my tf2gfu's self

So...


how is that Team Fortress 2?

i dont play it
i wish i could

im sleep

>>153777293
that's a double edged sword though, today you'd get frontline, mayann and other nice projects

but tomorrow, tomorrow you'd get a furry pack or brony pack

>>153782510
I'd take that trade off

im wake

>>153781041
dead and rotting

cant wake up

>>153782510
>fursuit cosmetics
YES PLEASE

>>153782510
So, 50% chance the game dies and Geel necks himself

and 50% chance we get a furry pack

Neat.

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tf2 doesn't have good enough robot ass

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http://www.strawpoll.me/11148486
http://www.strawpoll.me/11148486
http://www.strawpoll.me/11148486

>>153784661

>>153782680
wew

post loadouts

no dont

yes do

DO NOT

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>>153785541

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HAHAHA ITS TOO LATE HAHAHAHAHAH
YOU CANT STOP ME
IM GONNA FREAK
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

fuck all of you

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>>153785541

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>>153785541

>>153785927
likewise

>>153787697
vault 21 utility jumpsuit doesn't exist, though
there's the armored vault 21 jumpsuit, which gives bonuses to guns and energy weapons, not lockpick and repair
the only existent utility jumpsuits that exist which give those bonuses are vault 3 utility jumpsuit (in new vegas) and vault 101 utility jumpsuit (in 3)
get your facts right dork

nerd

probably, but it still doesn't exist

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>>153786161
Just a rough quick sketch

>>153789450
are you taking requests?

>>153789678
I do not. I just like to do sketches on the loadouts I like.


Post yours and see if I do it or not.

>>153790882
draw a cute pyro with a party hat

>>153790882
DRAW SOLDIER HOLDING A SHOVEL AND SCREAMING SOMETHING IN AMERICAN

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>>153790960
I don't know your definition of "cute" but I drew those "kawaii anime cheeks thing" instead.

Sorry about that, I'm new on here.

>>153792414
it's perfect
thanks
also welcome to tf2g, we suck

whats up guys king raja here

>>153792841
>self made original

H E C K

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>>153792841
>>153793162
I don't get it. Doesn't that weapon not exist in that quality?

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Post screenies

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>>153793595

>>153793162
>>153793571
it's genuine

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>>153793595

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>>153792841
I hope you don't mind that I added your sign for a joke.

>>153794130
You are welcome! Glad you like it.


Sorry about the screenshot quality of my drawing posts, took it on my smartphone.

>>153793914
Gotcha.

>>153794404
are you till taking any?

>>153763448
>PL
Borneo/Upwards
>PLR
Hightower
>KOTH
King Kong
>A/D
Gorge
>5CP
Coldfront
>CTF
2fort

rate desu

>>153794746
Similar on what I said in my earlier post, I just draw loadout for fun but it's going to be in a rough sketch.

Post your loadout and see.

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>>153793595

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>>153793595
saw a funny looking spy

hightower is a meme map for meme people

im proud of being a meme

Quick noobish question:

How do I make the damage I do "stack" on the screen? Like a lot of people have their damage appear accumulated for each person they shoot in a short period of time.

read the op dumb noob

https://clips dot twitch dot tv/b4nny/LongBearFUNgineer

sell your melees now while they still have some value, they're gonna get nerfed soon

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>>153784106
does that game have good pyro ass?
didn't think so

god i wanna fuck the pyro so bad HNNNNGGG

>>153797301
hud_combattext_batching 1
hud_combattext_batching_window 2

into the console

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>>153744385
>>153760413
>asses that high

at least you have some kind of good taste

>>153798628
>traps that low
fuck outta here

desu im not even gonna bother posting that chart but my only fetish is yanderes
i wish it happened irl tho

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>>153798628
Of course I got it that high. That's why I've got what I've got under Porn on this chart. Should go without saying that I've got the best tastes in tf2g

Shame I can't say the same about you and all those degenerate tastes

>>153797408
how did you come to that conclusion?

>>153798983
This should be a gif with my Medic on the computer. And with less fries by the side and more Iced Tea. And with the word "Truthposting" replacing "shitposting"

>>153798750
not many people draw good traps
>>153798942
don't flatter yourself too much senpai

we are all degenerates here

what the fuck is up with you if you can share all your fetishes while using your name or trip
id get it if you did it while staying anonymous but no
do you have no understanding of privacy
you're disgusting

>>153799173
Except for myself, according to my charts

>>153799196
I have no shame in my tastes since they're perfectly normal ones to have. Unless you mean the other guys, then yeah, I'd be anonymous too if I had tastes that terrible

>>153799442
>dry humping
>groping
gross enough to mention publicly

>>153799558
im not saying they should be ashamed, im saying that they fucking keep it to themselves

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>Fetish chart STILL does not have sounding
I am not filling it out until it does.

>>153799885
i'm curios about the results of that search

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>>153800115
nada

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So I've been away from TF2 since May.

Anything noteworthy new?

>>153800115
The last tag is a reference to a single image, if you removed it you would get results.

Alternatively you could just search cheese_grater and order:score_asc

>>153800314
>hat in second slot

why must you defy sense and logic?

>>153799648
Yeah, you're prolly right about the first part. But when you've got a girl with a big butt, you can't help but grabbing it often

>>153800314
Absolutely nothing. Valve doesn't care about TF2 anymore

>>153800541
fucking degenerate
typical for a mexican to be a rapist, so you're a half-rapist
it all makes sense

morwanneg

i wish i had a big butt
why is life so unfair

>>153800950
that's why he doesn't even bag the groceries.
he has half a job

>>153800950
I never said I go around doing it to strangers. I do it to my girl. Plus, consensual butt grabbing ain't rape

The Homies and I on a casual server ain't consensual since those shitters who feed us donations didn't sign up for them ass kickings

>>153801258
wan to play mvm desu senpai

>>153801258
>I do it to my girl
you have a gf?????

>>153801314
Maybe, if we can get a 4+ queue going on

>>153801418
I wouldn't call her that, but we fool around

>>153801524
cute
im happy for you

>>153801575
Thanks, I'm always happy for me, too

>>153798942
>run the jewels & coldplay
????????????????????????

>>153803131
What's confusing about them?

>>153803208
why do you even like that trash

did you listen to viva la vida a lot because it has viva in the name

>>153803352
What trash? I don't see any in my chart

I just love RTJ and VLV. Just cause

>>153803378
Nah, I listen to it because it has songs like Strawberry Swing and Yes. It's a beautiful album

>based !ViVASa0 is a generic retard

who are you quoting

>He's dumb for liking normal music

You're dumb for thinking that. You're dumb for forgetting to capitalize the B, for missing the F and the two periods ".."

How would you guys feel about a mode where you command a whole team of bots against another player commanding a whole team of bots

You pick and change what classes you have
You can take 1st person control of any bot on the field and when you die just switch to another
or at any time go into an overhead view and control your team like an RTS, tell them where to go and who to focus etc

Wouldn't that be cool you guys

u didn't spell my tripcode right haha ur dum

honestly you're acting really dumb

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>>153744385

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>>153744385

>>153809449
>timestop
what did you mean by that

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>yfw still no Pyro content update

>>153809958
i like this picture
do you mind if i post it every time someone asks to post charts

>>153809993
it's a jojoke

>>153810179
go ahead

kill all weebs

kill all normies

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>>153793595
All of your screenshots are shit.
And you replied to yourself twice. It's must sad to you.

Playing some freeze tag
69.58.1.178:27015

>>153811772
a nu cheeki breeki cyka blyat
*does a russian dance*

>>153812173
>pulls out loic

>>153812173
>tf2
>freeze tag

Elaborate.

>>153812380
You kill someone on the enemy team. They're frozen where they died but not killed. If you cap them they come back to life. Game ends when the entire other team is frozen

>>153812457
I never knew this existed in tf2.

>>153812572
Been a thing for a while. Also explained that wrong. It's
>When someone on your team is frozen and you cap them they come back to life
>Game ends when an entire team is frozen which means they lose

I hardly find any servers running it anymore though

literally no games tonight. All have been complete shit. God damn iiiiiiiiiiittttttttt.

>>153813746
tf2 is a shit game, just wait for quake champions to be shit as well

maybe diabotical will good though

you could always play quake live

>>153812931
The only thing I have against freezetag is that if the enemy team isn't retarded, they can just place all your frozen bodies all in one corner and surround it, making sure nobody can escape.
If someone does try to come and manage to get one or two, they'll just unfreeze them and you just have to wait there until your team is either finished, time runs out, or someone pulls the biggest asspull of their life and wins the game for you.

>>153812931
so just freezetag without the tag part, huh?

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i leave for the Army soon

will the drawing be updated before i leave?

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>>153793595
Best Heavy in the world

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how soon is soon?

soon™

Too Soon

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>>153733415

How to top score on friendly server pt.3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAqJvun6NOA

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>>153816447
XDDD u got them good!!

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>>153793595
everytime

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I want your guys seriously thoughts on this

TF2 can never be a competitive game, because if you change it enough to be competitively viable, then it will be a completely different game
I want to use battlefield as an example. It has giant maps with 64 players. The game isn't built around all 32 players being communicative and amazing at the game
the balance falls apart at that point, and if the developers of battlefield tried to adjust the game for a competitive format, then it wouldn't be battlefield anymore

No vehicles, 5 versus 5 with most gadgets banned would be a similar comparison to 6s and TF2. People who play and enjoy battlefield a lot would dislike it if the game was changed for these 6s players

"Where are the vehicles? Why can't I use a mav? Why is it 5v5 and not 32v32?"

I don't know, it seems really weird how everyone's trying to make TF2 this big competitive game when really, if it's ever radically changed enough to be a competitive game, it won't be tf2 anymore

>>153817542
we know
that's why we need
>TF3
>tf2 but:
>uses source 2
>no cosmetics other than a couple of the first ones released
>no other cosmetic type items other than maybe every taunt before love & war
>every non-6s class other than sniper removed
>every weapon banned in 6s removed
>set somewhere in the 21st century so medic is a girl, sniper is gay and demoman is white
and most importantly
>costs money
which would make tf a competitive oriented game with decent people

>tf3
>tf2 but:
>source 2
>main matchmaking is comp
>no casual
>only server browser

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>>153733415
wow, competitive mode is absolutely fucking infested with hackers
this game is completely fucking broken
utterly unplayable

if i wanted to play an arena fps, i would play an arena fps
stop forcing your comp bullshit and let me have my fun server with gibus spies and 3 snipers

>>153809993
you stop time
fuck girl
then restart time

>>153818195
>absolutely fucking infested with hackers
t. played comp once at 4am and waited 20 minutes for a match

>>153818253
that's why im not saying to implement those changes into tf2 but rather make a tf3 like that idiot
you could stay in the shithole filled with all the people that cant afford tf3 and we could have fun by playing the game properly

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Explain to me why anyone would use a shovel this much.

>>153818173
yeah yeah thats all fine and dandy but

how are you gonna MARKET it

>>153818479
make the graphics/art style gritty and sell it as the NEW CS of Overwatch

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>>153818603

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>>153818603
>>153818479
I would like it if they went with the invasion theme

I kind of liked the alien concept art

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i think the concept art for tf2 looks better than current tf2

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>>153818929

>>153819004
that's biased though
there are some hats and cosmetics that look good and don't break the artstyle
making a post like this implies that adding any cosmetics ruins the whole artstyle, but it doesn't
in fact its only valve's decision to port stuff from the workshop that ruined it

>>153819209
all the ones that look good are the much older ones released in 2008. As time progressed, it just got sillier

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That scout needs more jump practice

>>153819004
Some people just want to look ugly.
Nothing wrong with killstreak effects tho.

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>>153819367
>there's a practice map for basic jumps

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>Some bottomfragger talks shit to me in the pregame
>Challenge him to a duel with the most skilled class (Demoman)
>Artfully outskill (spawncamp) him with the rest of his team
>Finish 14-0
>Next round, defense
>He does the usual thing and says he does not main a skilled class (he claims to main Soldier)
>Challenge him to a no-restriction (Spy) duel
>He accepts
>I artfully outskill him as Demoman for the first kill
>Dare him to go Spy
>He goes Sniper
>Unfortunately he's very bad at video games, and hits me for 150 before I kill him a second time (the rewards of playing a skilled class)
>He actually goes Spy
>Kill him stickyjumping out of spawn (as unfortunately on defense, the enemy has multiple spawn doors)
>He ragequits
Why do YOU not have a horde of dueling minigames in YOUR inventory /tf2g/? At 0.33 refined (literal pennies) for 5 uses, these things are dirt cheap and are excellent for putting bottomfraggers in their place.

>>153819446
Because I'm a Medic

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>>153819446
cool story bro

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>>153819315
>everything beyond 2008 looks silly
citation needed
i just threw this together and i dont think this is in any way ridiculous looking

>>153819315
>Batter Helmet, Beanie, Afro, and Football Helmet were artstyle
The game was always stupid shit. You just never noticed because you're a newfag.

>>153819520
Who cares? Assists count for duels too! Prove your superior healslut capabilities or show that you CAN face the opposite direction of your pocket occasionally!
...unless you're a bottomfragger afraid of losing, bag boy.

>>153819527
Happy to help.

>>153820028
I'm neither a healslut or bag boy, though

I'm a nofragger because I'm a Medic

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>>153818398
I usually use the Bottle for Demoman.

>>153820086
Assists count too! You may not be the topfragger, but you can still put another bottomfragger in their place!

>>153818398
>Go onto idle/achievement server for an hour
>1000 kills
Wow

>>153820192
Bottom shitters always ragequit before I can decide who to slap the duel on, though

>>153820170
That's because all of demo's weapons are either retarded swords or self-destructive weapons.

The only good thing that can replace the bottle is the skullcutter, and even it got a good downside, being in the same category as swords.

>>153820267
You have to get to them fast! If they realize you're a topfragger or an intelligent bottomfragger before the duel, they flee your footfalls! Duel them before you reveal your true power so you can expertly decimate them!

im not sure who's baiting who anymore

>>153820375
But what if I Duel a Sniper by accident. I gotta figure out who's who before I use it. And chill with the exclamation points. It's worse than Elaine

>>153820462
No one is baiting anyone, though. This is a good TF2 discussion

>>153820487
A true man fears no pub opponent. If they weren't Sniper at first, they will become one shortly after witnessing your true strength! It is up to you to overcome their poor attempts at compensating for skill with easy classes.

>>153820462
>Pinto and Viva posting
Viva is trying to shitpost but Pinto is making it a quality discussion.

>>153820613
But when it comes to us defending, they can easily Snipe me out from their spawn, so they can be cheap about it. I gotta have them capture at least one point or stage before I know who to duel. If they're Sniper, I gotta hide and I gotta have my Pocket hold back so we both don't get picked off

>>153820692
how the hell can you tell its pinto?

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>still no date or update for Pyro content pack
>after the Pyro it's still undecided how much delay we'll get for Heavy content pack

>>153820805
Lo and behold, if he begins the match as Sniper he will be easily visible with a big dueling sign above his head before the spawn doors open as he charges a shot! Bottomfraggers can't headshot a moving target, or else they would be topfraggers! The benefit of being a Medic is the enemy bottomfragger doesn't get this sign over your pocket, and doesn't know to tunnelvision him! If you keep yourself concealed from his location (which you deviously found before the match began) while your healthy topfragging partner clears a path, victory is certain!

>>153821063
Victory is certain since it goes without saying, but I can still be Sniped out regardless. I spam WASD when I'm Medic, but people get shots off regardless. I'd rather just slap the duel on a Soldier or Pyro after the round ends to get an idea of their style

add to abuse trans in matchmaking

http://steamcommunity.com/id/lolmikes

>>153820363
>The only good thing that can replace the bottle is the skullcutter.

If you're not running the pain train full time you're gimping your team.

>>153821864
i was only listing from the melees that won't get you killed if you use them

>>153821987
You die in two meatshots from a scout anyway. No reason not to use it in sixes.

>>153821864
We all know Zato and PT are underrated, but a roamer would still use whatever they want. I see Escape Plan almost everytime like 99%.

>>153822612
Yeah, but we were talking about Demo melees, the Zato is garbage. Although I have seen a lot of roaming soldiers use the pain train which is cool, but I still feel that the Escape Plan is just too good to not use.

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can't wait for the weekend to finish so i can play casual in the afternoon without muting my entire team

>>153822036
point blank damage: 105
point blank damage with pain train: 121


demo may survive two meatshots if he's overhealed, but he will certainly will die if he uses the pain train

not saying the weapon isn't bad, but its only good in actual competitive sixes, with people who know eachother and communicate well

for MM its shit

>>153823165
If a demo is on 175 he dies to two meat shot regardless of whether he is running the pain train or not. If he is fully buffed to 260 it requires three to kill him (taking 210 and 242 depending on whether he's running it or not).

Generally, the 10% will not be a deciding factor in whether you live or die. The only time it will kill you "faster" is against a sentry or heavy.

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"Thanks for the warm-up, sister."
"You know what you and Jane Austen have in common? You're both dead women."
"Oooh, got ya right in the ovary."

>>153823165
You math assumes a 15% damage vulnerability with PT, but it's 10%.

>>153823547
Sorry the demo takes 210 and 231 if my math isnt retarded and both shots are perfect.

>>153823547
>>153823584
huh, i always thought it was 15%

also that's assuming that scout is at literally point blank when he shoots, which is not common without the demo blowing him up first
usually its at the 70-100 damage range which means that if a scout doesn't kill you by the second shot, not using the pain train just saved your life

>>153823997
So the Scout is doing 70-100 damage against a no-PT Demoman and thus 77-110 damage to a PT Demoman. Two shots for the first is 140-200 damage. A 175 health Demo lives through the first and dies to the second. Most likely he'll have overheal though which puts him to 260. Now he lives through both shots. If he has PT, two shots do 154-220. Same thing, though. 175 health Demo lives for the lower range of damage, dies to higher. But if he's at 260, he lives.

i woke up

>>153824478
youre still going to die more than live though, the 10% damage penalty is noticable, and the world is not perfectly mathematical

>>153823997
If a scout is close enough to hit between 70 and 100 damage, he's close enough to kill the demo regardless of what he's running. There's just no scenario where taking 10% more damage is going be the difference in a fight against a scout, especially when the demo constantly gets buffed to 260, which negates the weakness of the Pain Train

>>153824965
Well yes it's noticeable but so is the benefit. You lose a mere 10% resistance to only one type of damage, but gain a whole 100% in capping ability.

>see australium black box soldier
>say why are you using that weapon, can't afford stock?
>he gets triggered and starts saying shit like your bp isn't even worth $100

I love shit talking trader mains

do you love me

>>153819004
there never are that many unusual effects on one player.

how do i get good at head clicker man

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sops was home schooled

also fill this out please and thank you

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeaFCvjAB9NhLm2bnMfgKDwA5ZioMYqrkWTofyau3LIzFdG3w/viewform

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>>153794771
You just had to fuck it all up with 2fort.

fuck heavy
fuck his fucking bullshit random fucking sniper crits
jesus fucking christ
WHO THOUGHT A CLASS WITH FUCKING 584855485 AMMO SHOULD GET RANDOM CRITS
YOU DON'T EVEN NEED TO FUCKING AIM
YOU JUST SPRAY A DIRECTION AND PEOPLE FUCKING DIE

>>153829257
Poot poot :D

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i cum again

>>153763448
Pl: badwater
Plr: hightower
Koth: harvest
Ad: steel/gravelpit
5cp: granary
Ctf: doublecross

things to add:
- objector strangifier

did pyro really won

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Today i found out that i not really enjoy my fps anymore. Once i saw site where you can make your own fps config. Anybody can deliver a link?

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>>153828192
>>153753136
i found it i found it i found it

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>>153833560
oh shit

>>153833534
instead of leveling your shitty account to 100 consider getting a better pc
http://clugu.com/tf2mate/

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post tf2g draws

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does this count

>>153833672
My account is 10 times better than yours whoever you are.
Thakns anyway. But looks like i thought this site will be cooler than it.

does anybody else have framerate issues while seeing teammate outlines? my fps goes down to 40-50 everytime I spawn

>>153833919
whatever makes you sleep at night i guess

>>153834293
>whatever makes you sleep at night i guess
what did she mean by this