Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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When did imageposting become a meme?

anime posters kys

>>153543967

Its literally just Lebanon

nth for artouzy

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>Troll Warlord on my team builds BF and Dragon Lance
Is this some sort of meme?

>>153544082
RANGED CLEAVE aka SPLASH

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>win all lanes and roshan
>time to high ground
>team isn't together because they think it's time to farm when you are ahead by all towers
>lose to slark
I want this meme to end.

>ephey stopped streaming due to personal issues

why live

>>153544140
Except they don't work together. BF only works when Troll is in melee and Dragon Lance only works when he's in ranged mode.

Also aren't there only 2 sources of splash in the game?

>>153544157
she's sensitive

probably has university to deal with, too

>>153544157
Her parents found out that she is whoring on twitch, and being typical muslim family you know what entails.

>>153544240
It works you 2k nigger.

>Black^ and ice^3 together again

noice

>>153544249
beheading and suicide bombing?

>7k Yapzor playing useless jungle cm farming midas

what did he mean by this

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>>153543597
ww@ silencerbros

is there something more sad than replying to your own posts because no one else does?

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>mods were getting doxed by SJWs

rofl

>>153544310
I just looked it up and it does work, but you have to toggle to melee after every single attack, and the cleave radius is still like melee (basically the same thing if you put Sven cleave onto a ranged hero in AD)

i.e. a lot of inconvenience for something unlikely to have a huge impact.

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>>153543967
Imageposting?

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>>153544464
I once came home from doing groceries and in the bottom of the thread was a really fucking stupid post so I wrote a scathing reply and then I got a (You) because apparently I wrote that post myself before I left home, I just forgot about it. It was something about being able to buy urn souls in the secret shop or something ridiculous so I kind of deserved it.

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>>153544056
>he's STILL paranoid about the boogeyman

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>>153544589
that's fucking hilarious dude

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where did it all go wrong

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Looking to learn how to play Templar Assassin and Tinker.

Any tips?

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would you have sex with yourself if you could?

>>153544827
you can sex yourself in the pooper senpai, there is a guide somewhere. it's ok

>>153544653

Here he is

>>153544758

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>ebf is a coinflip of getting shitters who dont know how to play making challenger mode more or less impossible
>angel arena is a dull farmfest that turns into a battle of attrition
>petri reborn gets old really fast because there's no real variance in strategies
>that one anime gamemode that's always featured looks ugly as sin and probably plays like shit too
>everything else is a shitty spin on the horde gamemode

Is there any custom game that's actually fun?

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reminder that we haven't had a team we can truly call our guys in years

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>>153544764
>Tinker
GG boots Tinker is actually legit, but the buildup is absolutely godawful so it's really an item you only go for while ahead.

Downgrading your Soul Ring is a good idea if the enemy team is smart enough to find you with good ward placement and ranged heroes

Never, ever blink into the fight. That's exactly how the enemy team pops you like a gold pinata.

>>153545053
6 out of 10 posts are leb right now

and 3 of the remaining 4 are gay /a/utists like >>153544827 and >>153544962

just come back later when the autism-x-post ratio is way lower

>>153544758

sometimes I want to stab people who post here

>>153545208
>anyone who posts with images is lebanon
my sides

>>153545208
they're called NEETsexuals btw

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>you will never live in 80's

Sad life. It was the best time of our century.

>>153545285

>t. Lebanon

>>153544764
For the love of god level your fucking E on TA. You literally have less range than a melee hero without it. Just because the spill is most useful late doesn't mean you should skip the invaluable range boost.

Also it's fun to cast refraction when you see a Lion begin the cast animation for FoD.

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>>153544249
immigrating to europe?

>no Big Bee hero

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmgJAGpHOek

>>153545397
>E

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>>153545397
didn't know TA had Exort

>be in a ranked game
>two people abandon from other team leaving OD, Bristleback, and viper
>all of them become practically unkillable in 20 min due to extra gold
>lose

Explain to me how that is fair? The whole game should just not count when more than one person disconnects.

>>153545556
>rankies crying about their serious business peruvian mongering being ruined
yeah ok

>>153545587


>casuals thinking their opinion matters to anyone

sure thing

>>153545397
>Also it's fun to cast refraction when you see a Lion begin the cast animation for FoD.
Been there, done that, good laughs where had.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnaiehYoXA8&ab_channel=LeoDC

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what is this van damme shit they are streaming in the official twitch channel ?

Dota 2

goolagians

>>153545083
Where the fuck is the clan_iraq competitive jungling game mode?

dead game

dead thread

https://twitter.com/CLEMENTINATOR/status/771028273799241728
https://twitter.com/CLEMENTINATOR/status/771028273799241728
what did he mean by this

>>153546084
he meant offlaners shouldn't jungle

>>153544528
>ranged cleave
>top AS + decent damage
>unlikely to have huge impact.

>absolutely shit on some kid mid
>gank the other lanes and win them handily

I feel bad for making people rage quit.

>>153546323
>things that never happened

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>>153546084
that man clearly does not know what he is talking about

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>>153546084
PUPPEY THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>153546751
he does tho

lost a game yesterday when void just didnt show up on lane

he was jungling and came out with vlads yasha at like 12min, he had manta diffu at 25 or soemthing and just solo killed our carry over and over

its stupid

>>153546854
kek
this is how gulag looks like

>tfw making food

ww@ based foodbros

>>153547135
So what's on the menu, Chef?

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>3.9k mmr
>expect everyone to tryhard so they can finally reach 4k
>check everyone's profile from my team
>2 people with over 9 loses
>not so fast to dodge
>guy with a 45 win % on his dotabuff, randoms leshrac and demands mid
>after he kills alchemist a couple of times, he gets annihilated from ganks
>enemy pugna DCs and abandons
>our support KOTL trashtalks everytime we get caught in an unwarded area and refuses to buy wards because he's rushing aghs
>enemy deathball to our base
>nobody can initiate because it's nighttime and we have no vision
>KOTL sells his items and abandons
>lose


>win next 2 games even though we lost early game
>check back this kotl's profile
>he lost another game as a support
>check back Leshrac's profile
>he lost another game probably due to randoming a hero he's absolutely garbage on

Is there any better feeling than knowing that you're climbing while your useless teammates from past games are steadily losing their games?

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>>153547213
Where do I subscribe?

>>153547135
making food is a woman's job, you beta cuck

i bet you are playing supports in dota2, pathetic

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>>153547371
>all the best chefs in the world are men
?

>>153547213
U
R
BAD

>>153547213
ah yes, dunning kruger.... one of my most favorite effects

>>153547492
>muh mental gymnastics

if you dont have an actual argument just say so

>>153547431
Men are best at everything. Equality is a meme.

>>153547371
>Making food is a woman's job, you beta cuck
>I bet you are playing supports in dota2, pathetic

How is playing the game changing mastermind position controlling the flow of gold in and out of your teammates and the enemy heroes being a beta?

I can choose who gets his items without walking to base.
I Can choose who gets to farm in a safe environment.

Meanwhile you are whining because you are to shit to get your last hits.
You blame everyone else in your team but cant man up and do something about it.
NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF A SANDWICH SO YOU GET FAT YOU LITTLE SHIT

>Wake up
>Maintenance
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
I need my daily dose of supporting the shit out of my teammates.
They need to cry before the game is over.

>2kers arguing about alpha beta division betwenn supports and 'cores'
lmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaao this is SO 2k behavior or 1k

Puppey is fucking garbage captain desu.

His best moments were with Navi and it's an ancient history.

>>153547936
>3k+ not joining in
HAAHHAHAHAHAAA this is so 3k+ behaviour or 4k

>>153547967
he won a major and should have won another one

>>153547492
>people that recently picked up the game after abandoning it for 5 months
>people that leave one to fate by randoming heroes in ranked
>account buyers that are dropping like it's hot
>game ruiners because 'lol i'm better than u but I won't allow you to win xd'
>dunning kruger


You'll meet those people in your 1k bracket eventually

>>153548002
are you implying that there's a difference between 2k and 4k shitters?

>>153544249
She lives with her brother in some shithole in Texas, she streams only when hes at work.

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>our finns are splitting up
when does it stop hurting

4ks should just die
terveiset 5k

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>>153547213
TD: 212 on undying(literally 5-6 attacks on tower midgame), 769 on Pugna(~3 Nether Blasts), Axe 727(it shouldn't be possible for axe to get below 1.5k, simply because of how early he can start doing tower damage)
Meaning their ability to hit towers was SHIT. And they won.

Your losing shitty team:
AM, has 1k tower damage. Either they where doing some insane splitpushing, or AM did not simply hit towers with effort.
Lesh with 586. Thats less than 2 Fates Edicts.
Necro, a insane pusher, has less than 100, somehow.

But if you look, your team isn't doomed at all. They aren't really outperformed for losing, when both teams has such insanely bad tower damage.
That game was perfectly winable. All you had to do, was to block 2 central enemy camps with Observers, hit towers, and smoke a few times past 10 minutes.

I just realised that the solo ranked game I lost two days ago was a dream
really makes you think huh

>buy hurricane pike
>siege rax
>have uphill ward
>use it on a retard standing near the edge facing us
>it doesnt push him to low ground and make the defense 4v5 literally winning us the game, it pushes him away they deward it and then chrono us all
>we lost that game

SHIT

ITEM

FUCK

>>153548337
Hurricane Pike on Enchantress wins game.
Hurricane Pike on other heroes is SHIT SHIT ITEM in most cases.

>>153548337
buy a force as well :^)

>>153548416
top tier on TA 2bh

>>153548464
You get Meld without being in Range, and.... ? I don't see anything else thats useful there.
Remember: Pike doesn't give you more passive range than Dragon Lance.

>>153548337
whoa.....
its almost like different items function differently......

>>153548464
We already dicussed this yesterday. It´s shit item and you are sub-2k if you build it on TA. But if you want to keep argumenting post number of your games on TA and winrate with her

>>153548115
yes, 2k think 4k is better while 4k thinks better of itself

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>>153548337
>Upgrade from Dominator to SATANIC
>Lose game because you actually stacked camps with Dominator

>Upgrade Wind Lace to Drums
>Lose movement speed

And thats the only 2 other cases. Inb4 i forgot something

>>153548597
>>153548464
dragonlance is decent on TA, so if you have deso and manta or bkb or blink or whatever its only natural to upgrade it to hurricane.
having the ability do dissengage after going in is great on TA, it either allows you to hold onto bkb longer or you can use midfight for easy long range meld hits if you have vision on them.
>>153548643
>stacking is relevant by the time you get satanic
bruh

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>>153548597
jokes on u I played 0 games of doturd since dragon lance was added and don't even know what it does

>>153548716
You can get Satanic as 2nd or 3rd final item. At which point there is another 4 to 3 more slots of "Final items".
Thank fucking god the game rarely goes super late, where you have to get 4-5 end game slots + BoT

>>153548643
>Upgrade Soul Ring to Bloodstone
>Can't get instant mana

>>153548861
>after you finish satanic you have 3-4 more slots for final items
lmao what the fuck kind of build is this, only hero I could possibly pull that of would be huskar against a 0 disable lineup or some shit

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>>153548901
Thank you

>>153548861
that's LITERALLY the most fun part of games you adhd lolbabby

IT'S SEPTEMBER

WHERE THE FUCK IS RTZ'S STREAM?

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>>153548949
Many heroes which build SNY could get away with Satanic as their 2nd or 3rd slot.
SNY + Satanic + Skadi/MKB/Daedelus
I wouldn't recommend this, but it can happen.
Boots isn't a slot on most heroes, nor is Midas, nor is TP scrolls

>>153549143
so you're basically dps'less and bkb'less and all you've got going for you is the hope that you wont get chainstunned so you can get of a full satanic and PRAY that the enemy carries who does have dmg and bkb's hasn't killed your team yet?
but I'll bite anon
give me a hero that goes sny satanic rush.

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>>153549070
Hes on vacation with the boys.

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How is void not the best carry in the entire game?
>half range am blink that costs 20 less mana and heals you
>good silence that doesnt let abillities tick down AND slows
>no cooldown bash that does 110 damage
>hardest disable in the entire game
>good stats and stats gains
>no turnrate
uhhh?

>>153548901
someone post the bsj soul ring/bloodstone webm

>>153549286
relies on team dmg untill pretty late into the game

>>153549286
broken by design
used to arguably be stronger when you could dodge a laguna blade for no reason and he could build cheap items that actually let him kill something
these days he builds a vanguard and vlads and he wonders why he doesn't do any damage

>>153549360
>diffu 65 damage for no reason blade and shit like yasha
>no damage untill lategame
nice joke

>>153549286
You could do what... Stout Shield -> Midas + Treads + Maelstrom?

>>153549427
thats decent dmg, but thats also a no blink no bkb build.
which can be viable, I've done it myself with gr8 success and seen pros do it in pro games and pubstars do it.
but most of the time you're gonna want atleast one of those items, if not both, wich does put a hold on your dps untill you get mkb/bfly/crit or maybe a mjollnir.
>>153549482
fuck midas

How to play support pugna??
What kinda lineup do i need? What kinda lineup do i need to be up against?
I assume the best item progressions is something like
Arcanes, aether, glimmer, aghs, scythe?

>>153549514
void does a shitload of damage earlygame no matter how you look at it, and i dont see a void actually building damage going for blink
no matter how you look at it that hero is so fucking broken all you can do is laugh at it

>>153549590
just because you have dmg doesnt mean you wont need a blink, 600 range time walk wont always cut it against lots of lineups

>>153549626
that would imply you are the only hero capable of innitiation on your team

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is there a greater moment than this?

>>153549541
You don´t. Support pugna, core pugna, carry pugna should be bannable offense. The hero is so unbelievably SHIT. I would rather have 4 chens on my team than one pugna

>>153549678
thats why I use crucial words like might, maybe and situational anon ;)

>>153549798
;) okay bby, i got ur word

>Get bored of the autistic games I play
>Want to play something new but don't feel like spending money on a new game
>Remember Dota 2 exists
>Research the game a bit
>It's basically LoL with hats
>Signmethefuckupfam.png
>Watch two guides each a hour long about some basics of the game
>Practice a bit
>Try three games so far
>My team lost all three
>No hope in sight of me not being shit
>Didn't even get a drop

What do

>>153549726
>4k honeypotlan
no

>>153549541
the only time pugna is somewhat okay is against at least 3 heroes that have an ult that costs 500 mana or more

>>153549741
>4 chens on one team
dude I'd play on that team
>>153549826
thanksfamalam

>>153548416
what about Drow

>>153549851
buy cheap hats on the market, they're like a few cents each
oh and git gud

>>153549741
>>153549858
But cmon, you can win with it under the correct circumstance at least.
I wanna lifesteal my teammates to full health while they push.

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>>153549851
Here's a picture so you reply to my post

>>153549930
>buy cheap hats on the market, they're like a few cents each

But then I won't feel accomplished anon

Is Ogre worth playing if you want to pray to RNGesus and fucking explode nerds?

>>153548643
>upgrade morbid mask to mask of madness
>die to a stiff breeze

>>153549961
Since I'm here and admitted to being new as shit I'll go ahead and ask: Is Omniknight a good hero? I've not had a good playing experience with him.

I can see that he is heavily support-based so the fact that I'm still relegated with the noobs might factor in me not playing him to his greatest potential

>>153549972
You want ck
>>153549961
I played and learned about dota for seven months before i could reliably win a game.

>>153550030
Omni is a very good hero below 5k mmr brackets because people dont understand his counters and what he's good against.
This is basically entirely because people start playing the game without reading their shit up.

>>153549982
whats even the point of that item?
>100 attack speed and barely any movespeed for level 2 soul catcher

>>153549851
read welcome to dota: you suck
drops aren't that common now
don't pick support heroes
low skill pub games are just a case of "who picked the best scaling carry and did he get good farm"
git gud

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>>153549972
nigger what the fuck hero do you think youre talking about

>>153550030
highest winrate in the entire game so he is o.k. i guess but you really have to give the other heroes a chance so i will say that broodmother deserves the prize of 'most good hero in dota two
omni is highly reliant on not fucking up and is strongest with melee cores like sven, pa, ursa. encourages good positioning and knowing when a fight is winnable under the influence of your spells. powerful yolo skillset, powerful coward skillset. utterly monstrous with farm but is easily played around and countered by smart players.

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who ready for our boy stream

>get out of my apartment on an out of the ordinary quest
>walk next to my old school I attended 15 years ago
>back then everyone was white
>now everyone I saw was a little nigglet

Was /pol/ right? Maybe we should've listened when there was still time....

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>>153550373
Hes in Venice right now. So he wont stream for at least a week.

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>>153550307
lol wtf i made that picture and a few more like hundred years ago
funny thing is i just finished another one

>>153550375
pol is always right

>>153550586
He said he's be back from vacation on Sep 1st. It's currently Sep 1st.

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>>153550675

>>153550675

why are all carries such pussies?

Holy shit, I fucking hate last hitting with Drow. Even when you start with RoP and get Basi as quick as possible, she still has such a cancer attack animation and damage.

It's a good thing she becomes fucking broken at 6 :^)

>>153550586
>>153550373
Why do you care about watching this shitter play idgi

>got 3 benefactor treasures
>sell them for easy 10 bucks
Why the fuck retards pay $3 for this treasure is beyond me. There are over 300 sets inside, the chance for good shit is so small buying straight from store or market
is cheapers.

>>153551081
muh ultra mega set that's worth $700

>>153551223
which one?

>>153551081
because for most people $3 is fucking nothing and they have fun gambling a few times with the minimal chance of getting a unique set and the thrill of getting a surprise random set even if it's shit and valued under the price they paid for the chest.

why are all neets so mentally challenged?

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>had to format pc
>all my settings are reset
JÜST

>>153550812
He didn't said anything about september 1st. He said about september in general.

>>153551532
Delete this please.

>>153547213
Feels good man, I am afraid of getting to 4k tho. People are improving with mmr, but in turn they rage, trow and feed much more one any slight shit, and they go apeshit if you call them out. I don't get people who has over 1.5k hours and still rush aghanim on jugg, how can they still have no idea on item builds.

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Reminder that support faggots are ruining dota, take as an example the arcana vote where a lot of actually cool heroes lost because of the Io joke. Same goes for core heroes being trashed every patch.

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>>153551575
why?

>>153549726
TI6 semifinals game 3

>Game has been paused for fucking ever

I-It'll end sometime r-right?

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>''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''safe'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' lane
>literally the most dangerous lane
dumb dotards

>>153551403
He said hes back Sept 1st so he'll stream sometime after that

>>153552183
?

>>153552156

>TI6 semifinals

that doesn't exist anon, it's either winners bracket finals or losers bracket finals.

good thing both are technically the same: EG getting rekt

>literally the only lane that gets a mandatory babysitter

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why do autistic children get so triggered when confronted with a single question mark?

>>153543597
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I FUCKING HATE HATS

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>>153552162

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>>153552540

>>153547670
They do struggle with birthing babies though.

>>153552469
because it's a shorthand for
wtf are you doing? git gud pleb

>LIMMP kills Miracle Huskar at 1 minute as Shadow Fiend

uhh miraclefangays???

>>153552624
that's sexy

not sure where you see AM blades though, it's clearly a spear and a sacrificial dagger

>>153552698
ok then he stole Rikimaru blades

>>153552689

miracle was carried by n0tail&cia, he's a shitter

>>153552624
that's slark's shiv

>>153552769
cia?

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>>153552906

>>153551302
>PC breaks
>friends give me money to buy new parts

JUST

why does every game I play have a fucking smurf in it

fuck

>>153553041
what if all people apear smurfs to you because you simply are that much worse?

>>153553041
maybe you should stop playing

>>153553041
>why do i smurf

hmmm

>Miracle jumps to SF as Huskar.
>Miracle's Omniknight repels Huskar
>Miracle dies

7.4k mMR average or something

>>153553183
I can't see his stream

is he on someone else's stream?

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>tfw some autist always instapicks Sniper
>I'm not that autist

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>>153553220
Watching in-game streamkek

Sheever needs a tall BF like me to impregnate her

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reminder dotards that you brought this on yourself by being so dotarded

i hate this shitty game and i hate you dotards thats why i will only play Drow and Huskar

sooner or later you will be matched against and you WILL get cheesed and you will get mad, there is nothing you can do about that

nothing tastes better than dotard tears
my holy crusade starts today

>2 hours till esports

how do you kill the time??

>>153553450
She doesn't want to be impregnated, shes a childfree.

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>Post your face when Secret becomes a relevant top tier team again

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>>153553697

>>153553697
secret will only be relevant becuase OG will choke on every lan and liquid.bulba thouhg

Can someone explain the origin of this Bulba thouhg meme?

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>>153553457
I can always uninstall the game and laugh at you for still playing this piece of shit h-haha

>Liquid picked up fucking Bulba
You really can't make this shit up

Should've have gone to leaderboards and picked up highest MMR support player

>>153553897
our guy ritsu leaked his private convos with envy like the proper autist that he is

tl;dr

>ritsu: lol dc is so fucking bad why do you coach them
>ritsu: if you coach shit players they will just stay shit xdd lol!!!
>envy: no they arent bad
>envy: dc has good players with potential
>envy: bulba thouhg

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>>153554007
>but muh experienced LAN players meme
>but muh friendship and professionalism

pro dota is literally just an old mans club at this point

>>153554118
now imagine how envys reaction when bulba joined secret
LMAO

Should I transfer my season mmr now?

>>153554118
Oh shit, I only got to see the chat logs with Rtisu, Patsoul, & others in the DC h8 Group Rtisu made, any sauce on the chat logs?

>>153554118
>envy calling anyone else for being a shitter
hmmmmmm

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>go lane
>can't get close to creeps
>go jungle
>get stable farm
doturds?

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WHEN
IS
THE
FUCKING
ARTOUR
STREAM

IM SO FUCKING BORED AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Oh god 4k normal mmr is so much worse than 4k international was it's not even funny
Game ruining ragers and retarded picks every single game

>>153554442
hes on vacation you retard
he won't stream for at least a week from now
go out or do something useful

>>153554495
Agreed. I've run into the worst attitudes and personalities at 4k.

Do you guys want me to stream some 4k games? I can give commentary.

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>bulba

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>>153549286

>>153554660
yes, do it

if I make a stupid statement and then add 'doturds question mark' at the end, will I get more replies?

>>153554732
Okay. Give me a moment to get things set up.

twitch / garlicface

>>153544046
i want to pinch ur cheeks qt bb

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>>153554821
>garlicface

>>153554896
>replying to 4 hours old posts
kill yourself

re:153554951

>wah wah give me attention too :(

>>153552658
>We were never fixated on accomplishing this.

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Hey Liquid I saw that article you made and it said Jerax is gone!
You need a support right?
Hehehe I'm available right now , I've played for TI5 champs EG and Shanghai Major champs Team Secret btw also I heard that you use clockwork as a support?
I can do him more justice because you know me that clockwork guy from TI3!

>>153555090
It was more like
>Hey kuro we need a support quick
>Oh shit the roster drop period is ending soon and every good offlaner already has a team
>what do
>picks up bulba

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when is the warhammer treasure coming?

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What was his fucking issue?

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>you will never raise a child

AU 2k = US/EU 3k

Honestly, watching 3k EU/NA pubs is so fucking bad, everyone there is so shit. Worse than Australian 2k games

LE BULBA FACE

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>wake up
>play two normal games and win both
>THE STARS HAVE ALIGNED
>cut myself off completely from the outside world and go offline
>go play ranked and win 3 games in a row
I WILL get 5k like this without losing a single game and there's NOTHING you can do about it.

what's going on with bulba?

>>153555365
hes in the dough

>>153555365
he's getting away with it

>>153555260
He's a shitter that afk jungles 5-10 min every game so he's mad that offlaners take his camps when they have a hard lane

>>153555365
crashing liquid with no survivors

http://pastebin.com/KVEipJnp
GUYS i found it.

Dealing with PA mid? How do you deal with a PA spamming the shit out of her 1st skill? I know Magic Wand is a good item, but sometimes its just out of range. And that stifling dagger is annoying. Thoughts?

>>153555224
>I read quick as Cuck
t-thanks 4chins

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>>153555348
Are you me?

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>>153555527
don't open this link its a virus and it fucked my computer

who ready for our boy
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLg8WgbCZRajTD1Kh5fHE_QSjGazxNCuxv

can't stay mad at him for long

>new ds aghs
>wall is now a movable invincible unit with 100 ms and 1.5 turnrate
y/n?

>>153555527
>ritsu: ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>ritsu: LASMFOASFmASF
>ritsu: LFAMSDFOM
>ritsu: 2l3mer12
>ritsu: 4l23
>ritsu: 4lNMKASF<
>ritsu: lAMFoAs
>ritsu: rloFL
>ritsu: LMFAo
>ritsu: LRMARo
what did he mean by this

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>>153555837

>>153555527
bulba thouhg

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guys my wrist hurts everytime I click the mouse , is this the end of my dota career?

>>153555893
is that shopped in some way?

he looks almost cute

>>153555893
I can't tell if this is pooinloo or black or mudslime.

>>153556061
what career

>>153556114
It's from frankfurt major media day, so of course there's slight photoshop involved

>>153556154

race expert here

33% nigger (see lips & nose)
66% pooinloo (see skin tone and hair)
1% mutant (damaged dna)

CUZ IM IN TOO DEEP

>>153555527
Why
does
EternalEnvy
type
like this
?

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>S4 god in off lane.
>Ana the boss dominating mid.
>Ya bot N0tail on the carry role.
Probably the easiest TI7 victory ever.

>>153556586
because
he
has
autism

>>153556586
are you really baffled by how chatroom work right now?
is this happening

>>153555527
>Secret EternaLEnVy: bulba thouhg

What did he mean by this?

>>153556586
vidya games
back in the day, you had to type fast and quickly so you could control your character and not get caught typing

>>153556715
Yes, because I finish my sentence before pressing enter, holy fuck is it annoying to read everything spaced out like that

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now that we are alone

tell me your secret anon

https://youtu.be/BbZrQuKMV9g?t=11m5s How is he not our fucking guy?

Official ranking of top 5 common pro player item builds that are garbage.
5 = shit, 1 = shittiest:

1 - Linkens, Manta Medusa
2 - MoM Ursa
3 - Vlads, Manta Void
4 - Echo Sabre Slark
5 - badNaga Alchemist

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can i run dotards 2?

>>153556742

>though
>Despite the fact that; although:
>though they were speaking in undertones, Percival could hear them

though dc had good players, bubla was not one of them.

>>153556869
wtf that is so based

>>153556865
I'm addicted to prostitutes.

I don't even do anything sexy with them, I just ask them about their lives and have them talk about themselves for an hour or two.

>>153555536
Melee hero with pms and bottle

>>153556904

>3 - Vlads, Manta Void
>4 - Echo Sabre Slark
>5 - badNaga Alchemist

literally the best pub slayer build

>>153556923
hey guys please notice me

>>153556923
i have gtx550ti that i assue is way shittier than 630

its also barelly fucking working, i could run everythng on ultra when it was new now it just shuts down when i open 3 streams at once, cleaning it helped a bit but its still fucked

can run dota with everything turned off at 80-110 fps tho

>>153556904
>3 of the worst common builds contain manta
How do we fix this item?

>>153556949
How about a nice comfy stream instead?

how do you play AM with no vlads
i dont understand, i alwasy end up backing to founatin meanwhile when i watch some pros they dont have to

?

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>>153557046
thanks hunbun.
Here, take some anime.

>>153554326
>>153554326
>>153554326

>>153557160
is it because you run out of mana
if so tread switch you fucking nerd
If it's a hp issue just get a vanguard, you need one for abyssal anyway

>>153557160
bf regen should be enough unless ur doing ancients over and over

>>153557160
most pros get vlads (or they used to at least, idk if they stopped after vanguard was changed)

>>153557160
the only time you should get vlads is if you need mkb over abyssal. otherwise just got for vanguard instead.

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when pros discover this 2 year old pic and stop making badbattlefuries on ember he will become cancer again mark my words

>transfer from league
>play like 20-30 games
>guys in vg room invite to 5 stack
>I join, they're all like 4k
>I play morphling and go 6/5/6
>they flame me all game in voice chat for being '''bad'''
>one of them is 3/13 but nobody says anything because they're all circlejerking each other and I'm the odd man out
>do the second most damage while being against 4ks and having no experience with this game

EU faggots not even once

>>153557160
get level 4 stats and so treadswitching but thats quite risky because there are some point that leveling up your blink and mana break can help you
other than that, vladimirs is mandatory for an aggresive am and vanguard is mandatory for defensive am

>>153557249
Yes. Last chance to do it.

>>153548051
There's literally nothing wrong with random first or second pick

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Which hero has the worst voice-acting and why is it TA ? It's so fucking boring to listen to her

>>153557013
>>153556923
how the fuck would we know
just download and try it you retard

>>153557587
Probably something bland like io.

>>153548545
It gives you more range when you use the item you retard

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Guys Artour said he would stream today

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>>153557587
Rylai the Crystal """Maiden"""

how do people even have a problem with arc warden?
just tp out

>>153554821
WHERES THE COMMENTARY

>>153557587
pretty sure it's puck because they lost the original voice processing effect
so any new lines they made sound off/like garbage

>>153555090
>>153555224
>have Heen
>get bulba thoug

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Is Zfreek Alfred Molina's wifes son?

>>153557861
any normal company would oyu know just rerecord them so their game doesnt seem like a patched piece of shit

not valve tho, they are allergic to work

thank god puck is a shit hero

>>153557937
why bother doing good work when you can be incompetent and collect a FREE $80 million

>>153544150
thats why i pick kunkka, 100% secured late game all by myself.

>>153557861
which lines those would be

What heroes are autoloss if picked by your teammate?
>LC
>Rubick (especially if solo support)
>SF

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>Connected to the DotA 2 game coordinator; logging in...

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>>153557916
he's clearly going for the look

>>153558216
Tinker and Ember aka the kings of give me all the farm I have a game to lose

Whichever one of you keeps joining the /vg/ inhouse games and says "Helloooo?" on the mic after every fucking sentence for no reason whatsoever, please shut the fuck up for God's sake. You have a grating accent and speaking like you have a special kind of tourettes is not entertaining.

>>153544150
>lose lanes
>enemy team has awful tower push and is too retarded to kill roshan/make a gank happen before attempting a push
>t1's still up past 30 minutes
ez desu

>>153558279
me
h-hello?

>>153558273
most of my embers splitpush without linken when 5 heroes are missing and are surprised that they got ganked

>>153558216
Morphling___________

>>153558279
t. literal who

>>153558279
it was the fucking Huskar guy with Carl tryhard AM
t.kunkka

>>153553457
>drow 'initiate on me I am dead' ranger

Huskar is cheese tho butt nothing can stop the spinning axe man from dunking him.

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What is the state of Outerspace Discoverer in this patch?

Most of the meta heroes aren't super high int heroes and lots of pure damage is always good.

>>153558216
drow ranger
that hero needs to be nerfed into the fucking ground so hard she is never picked again

WARNING:

Moos mom is shilling another site he has in his stream name
http://badass-gamertag.cf/

post your results family

t. WɨckedEɲìgma

>>153558216
Not autoloss but always a bad game
>Invoker

Why are all Invoker players in my trench toxic as fuck? Even if our team is winning, most Invokers just can't stop shittalking in chat over the slightest mistakes their teammates do, of course ignoring their own stupid deaths.

>>153558216
99% of rubick pickers are just mad kids who got cucked out of mid or carry and decide to pick rubick because in their minds its the only support who can do DA PLAYZ with spell steal n shieet

>>153557424

im dumb

someone explain this image to me

>>153558507
I mean she's been the same for a very long time
dragon lance is broken, not her

>>153557424
ha I already always do that.

>>153557587
underlord is just bristleback with some voice effect

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>>153558598
>.:Hat3Rebel:.

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>>153558598
MalěficƤriest

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> DiaṁộnđḖdge

>>153557089
Shorter cooldown, shorter illusion duration, greater illusion strength and durability?

Give manta levels? Level 1 gives one illusion and leveling it adds more?

I never knew that it would be WOW and Overwatch aka blizzard games out of all things that would kill dota.

Now just to wait for lol to hit final nail in the jewish coffin of dota sponsored by valve.

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>>153558598
HateChꜵsNexus

>>153559109
>Blizzshit
>killing anything
Only people playing Blizshit are Blizzdrones.

>>153559109
>I never knew that it would be WOW and Overwatch aka blizzard games out of all things that would kill dota

What are you talking about?
What happened?

>>153559109
ti literally just ended
ti brings in more people, but also takes out a huge amount of people who have gotten bored of the current state of the game
this has happened every year

>>153559301
new wow expansion made game great again

>>153558598
ṤolitaryZealot

i

am

fucking

feeling it

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>>153559109

>overbore
>killing anything other than itself

>wow
>ever being relevant outside of an expansion release week

10/10 made me actually laugh IRL

>>153559109
>>153559387
I mean there is also the fact that the game has slowly been getting more and more shit every year with more casual mechanics and rubberband

>>153557830
I just ended after playing 3 games. Maybe I'll turn it on again later but I usually don't play too much.

Thanks gulag for watching.

>>153559454
i thought overwatch is the thing in cs where people look out for cheaters