Dota 2 /d2g/

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imagebros WW@

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>turn on singshitter stream
>it's the same amount of stale memes and the same retarded loud attitude of jewtube celebrity
>turn it off

Fucking gross.

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Sheever :3

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>>153496856
singsing will never win a lan again

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post /d2g/ OC

750 posts imagecucks btfo

>>153496805
what happened to the jordanian wonderkid too they picked up?

>>153497058
that's pretty fucked up anon

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>Blitz named himself some shit like Assistant Cucky Jones

>>153497058
Shouldn't it give it 250 gold per kill

also why no streaks

>AA is godlike!
>Rampage!

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>>153497058
thanks for the laugh

>venomancer is agility and not intelligence
>windranger is intelligence and not agility
>ursa is agility and not strength
>ogre magi is intelligence???? and not strength
>io is strength??????????????? and not intelligence

Defenders of the Ancients?

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>>153497058

>>153497058
This is great.

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>it's choke4 + this guy in OG

Overrated garbage is finished lmao.

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>>153496815
I kinda lied about wasting money, I just prefer shit like this over Anime figures, they look cuter.

Anyone noticed singsings stream is now sponsored by C9? Kaipi now picked up by C9?

1. Draw yourself as a Hero
2. Base your abilities of your irl attributes
3. ?????
4. PROFIT!

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>>153497358
analaide?

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>>153497568
>now

>>153497568
Sing has been sponsored streamer of C9 ever since he was in C9

>>153496798
>Can carry a game
Only if the entire enemy team is using literally anything but the 3 viable setups.
>1 of 3 classes
33% of the roster is worth CONSIDERING at any point in the game. As in, most of the time you don't even have 3 choices.
>Different weapons
Near-pointless and gimmicky upsides for persistent drawbacks, unless you want to run the one viable loadout.
>Maps are the same
That's a bad thing. There are still tons of exploits to get outside the map and shoot through walls (that your opponents can't shoot back through).

Your dystopian version of Dota is worse than TF2's reality. The game still has random critical hits ffs, you don't even need to invest gold to get them like in Dota.

what edition are we in now

>>153497058
what is the middle image supposed to be?

>>153497945
It's earth, he's iceblasting africa.

>>153497945
South america getting nuked

>>153497738
>>153497753
ops

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>>153497861
>americlaps

>>153497861
Haha holy shit don't even equate EG to Na'Vi

na'vi quite literally DOMINATED the western scene by winning most LANs on Europe or NA

EG have won three, TI, DAC and that shit tier Summit..

>>153498016
>>153498039
?

>>153497945
>>153498039
South Africa. Look at Italy (the boot)

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>>153498039
>doturd geography

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>>153497582
pls rate

>>153497861
EG are over rated in every way, oh wait sorry I mean they WERE overrated.

>>153497851
what's the story behind this little boy? why's he so mad in every webm I see?

how do i build spectre this meta

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>>153497851
What level is this

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>>153498261
>>153498107
>>153498096
?

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>>153498217
10/10, comfy!

>>153498315
He's a Turkish.

>>153498039
>>153498119
>>153498178
>>153498214
O wait shit its africa, sorry. Im sleepy, i though it was just nuking peru and brazil since >western dota pub scene

>>153498403
Yeah they won money.

not DOTA 2 lans.

Na'Vi were something else.

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Reminder

>>153497368
can you imagine how fucking broken nyx would be if he was int? Although I agree ursa should be strength ever since they changed his ulti

>>153498326
Phase boots, aquila, wand, urn, radiance. Spectre does not work without a trilane.

>>153498403
>money = dominated the scene

AhMuhruhka

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post you're face when our girl ANA is gonna carry (O)UR (G)UYS to a TI7 victory

>>153498682
>can you imagine how fucking broken nyx would be if he was int?
Three WHOLE extra damage for last hitting from his starting null talisman.

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tfw joindota is dead

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What other heroes have abilities that aren't worth leveling before stats?

>>153498668
I wish Purge was my man

>>153498787
she's got some great boobs

im thinking about getting overwatch or new wow expansion which one is better gulag
dota went to shit and i need a break from it

Is the gulag aware of the coming of Playdota reborn?

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>>153498787
>(O)UR (G)UYS

But h0neylans is still on the team, did you forget that, anon?

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Does anyone have that picture of sand king saying he will get a blink dagger by simply existing?

>>153498896
TF2 because it's free and will make you appreciate Dota.

>>153498858
holy shit this is actually the dumbest shit I have ever seen

>>153497256
>Africa
They're creeps

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daily reminder that this is the year of CIS-dota

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>http://evilgeniuses.gg/Read/588,Our-Legacy/
>http://evilgeniuses.gg/Read/588,Our-Legacy/
>http://evilgeniuses.gg/Read/588,Our-Legacy/
>http://evilgeniuses.gg/Read/588,Our-Legacy/


EG FUCKING DISBANDED, FEAR, UNI AND PDD RETIRED

NA
DOTA
IS
DEAD

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>>153498970
smart frogposter

>tfw you realize TI7 is the Arteezy anime redemption arc

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>S-GOD
>J-GOD.
>A-GOD.
IT'S OVER KIDDOS, OG WINNING ANOTHER MAJOR.

>>153498787
Ana is a chink australian man.

>>153498858
Invoker.

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Sorry guys Cap is still with this thing. Kinda weird that she would make that "strong independent woman" tweet while not being a strong independent woman.

>>153498983
No, but I'm going to enjoy these last moments before I see it because they will be my last.

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>>153497358
Why do people always post this girl and say 'adelaide'?

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>there are people who still kept their subscription to SingSing despite him not streaming for almost 6 months

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>>153499110
BASED

AMAZON

DESTROYING NA DOTA

IM ORDERING SOME DILDOS AS WE SPEAK

>>153498991
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>>153498991
Answer me you fucking useless shits.

>>153499139
>nolans on a core

Nope.

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Remind me why this is allowed

>>153499348
you have way more to do in WoW than overwatch, people are saying overwatch is fucking boring as fuck already

>>153499348
Oh, wrong quote, meant to link >>153498950

>>153499428
>enjoy your last moments of joy

Always fucking bothers the shit out of me

>>153499413
Why is what allowed? To farm?

>>153499110
>With the opportunity to study CDEC, EG's captain Peter "ppd" Dager realized that CDEC never banned Leshrac, the most powerful hero in the patch. EG correctly surmised that CDEC couldn't play the hero but had not been punished for it because teams first banned it as standard practice. When the Grand Finals arrived, ppd left Leshrac in the pool forcing CDEC to deny pick it or let Suma1L have the most potent mid of the patch. CDEC tried both options, but neither worked; when the dust settled the Americans had claimed the Aegis and the much-maligned NA Doto was undeniably Best Doto.
>With the opportunity to study CDEC, EG's captain Peter "ppd" Dager realized that CDEC never banned Leshrac, the most powerful hero in the patch. EG correctly surmised that CDEC couldn't play the hero but had not been punished for it because teams first banned it as standard practice. When the Grand Finals arrived, ppd left Leshrac in the pool forcing CDEC to deny pick it or let Suma1L have the most potent mid of the patch. CDEC tried both options, but neither worked; when the dust settled the Americans had claimed the Aegis and the much-maligned NA Doto was undeniably Best Doto.
>With the opportunity to study CDEC, EG's captain Peter "ppd" Dager realized that CDEC never banned Leshrac, the most powerful hero in the patch. EG correctly surmised that CDEC couldn't play the hero but had not been punished for it because teams first banned it as standard practice. When the Grand Finals arrived, ppd left Leshrac in the pool forcing CDEC to deny pick it or let Suma1L have the most potent mid of the patch. CDEC tried both options, but neither worked; when the dust settled the Americans had claimed the Aegis and the much-maligned NA Doto was undeniably Best Doto.
NO MENTION OF AUI TECHIES AND NAGA LMFAO THIS BIAS IS REAL

>>153499110
Hi, Linus!

how do i play sand king in this meta
can i go radience

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Guys, where is Daryl going for the coming major?

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>Coup de Grace now stuns for 1 seconds.
>Coup de Grace's crit chance increases to 20% against stunned targets.

There, fixed.

>>153499413
Looks like Antimage carried four fucking retards

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>>153499573
why hello there

>>153499110
Has Linus not been killed yet

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>>153499631
>tfw you studied Italian and still have no idea why the ability is name Cup of Grass
umm Dotards?

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>>153499631

>>153499647
Exactly. Who are now going to be made higher than they should be. And nobody has fun.

I just don't see how it's allowed to have one person who's clearly at a higher level still compete at lower level

http://tsm.gg/index.php/news/tsm-enters-dota-2

>RTZ
>MIRACLE
>MOO
>ZAI
>CR1T

>>153499683
Why would he be killed?

>>153499631
The hero should be reworked, not buffed. Its really fucking miserable to see some archaic hero depend on RNG to make her ult actually work.

>>153499802
>>153499110
are you having fun ?

>>153499612
who cares he's a fucking autistic overrated fuck

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>>153499762
>Coup de grace
>Italian

You are literally a retarded person

So.. What's the verdict on Underlord? Is he actually useful or i'm just lucky? It always feels like any other hero would do more, but perhaps it's just me.

>>153499209
she looked okay in her pictures but when I seen her at the Mafia event she was pretty ugly desu.

>>153499906
it's pretty entertaining

>>153500004
i know right
its fucking spanish everyone knows thats why peruvians pick her

>>153499683
>wishing based linus bad
????

>>153500082

>https://twitter.com/sktelecom_t1/status/771013038342148096

THE GREATEST E-SPORTS ORG IN THE HISTORY OF E-SPORTS IS CREATING A DOTA 2 AROUND QO, WITH DUBU CONFIRMED

YOU FUCKING ARE FUCKING KEKED, THE LITERAL GOD TIER TEAM IS HERE

>>153500218
>>>/lolg/

>>153500218
QO isn't even there you stupid cunt.

>>153500218
I can't tell those gooks apart
are they d2gooks or lolgooks?

>>153500412
who cares they're gooks

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>people literally give money to Waga hoping that he will invite them to play with him

What the actual fuck? I thought Dota was free to play, what kind of sick person does that?

>>153498853
underrated webm

>>153500412
lolgooks

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>>153499802
>separating EE and RTZ
no!

>>153500565
people who watch waga, basically

here's one for y'all
solo calibration matches
the first match has 40xx average mmr
I win it as well as the next 5 calibration matches.
I then lose a match, win the next 2, and lose the last one. 8-2
What's the calibrated mmr? (EU)

>>153499334
if you have disposable income it might feel good to support people that bring entertainment to ur life

that being said id much rather donate to a streamer than ever subscribe (ive havent done either ever lmao)

>>153500828
2800 because lmao valve

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>>153500329
>greatest BW team that has ever existed
>greatest sc2 team that has ever existed
>greatest LoL team that has ever existed


you dotards don't stand a chance, this scene is easy pickings

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>>153500959
YOU

ARE NOT

PREPARED

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This is a tier 1 Dota 2 caster,

explain yourselves

>>153500565
Waga is surrounded by sycophants. Unsure as to whether he did it intentionally or they just flock to him.

Honestly why are the Dota girls all so haughty?

>>153501201
getting trains run on you constantly is tiring

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>>153500363
A CUTE

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>>153499631

What if Mortred was stronger for a short duration with momentum and weaker for the rest of the time?

>Stifling dagger no longer crits
>Damage scaling 25%/50%/75%/100%
>Slow duration 2/2/3/4
>Cast range 400/600/800/1000
>Cooldown 8 seconds up from 6 seconds

>Phantom Strike cooldown 18/15/11/8
>Attacks 5, Duration 8
>Cooldown lowered by 1 on creep kill
>Cooldown reset on hero kill
>Multiple instances of Phantom Strike stack attack speed bonus and refresh number of attacks

>Blur evasion rescaled to 10%/15%/20%/25%

>Coup De Grace is now active
>Duration 8
>Evasion +35%
>Critical Chance 30%
>Stun 1 second on-hit (8 second cooldown)
>Hero kill refreshes duration and stun cooldown while active

>>153501201
They aren't all haughty though, although it probably is the majority.

>>153501491
Well which one isn't?

Crystal Maiden isn't, I suppose.

>>153500412
no such thing as a d2gook
>>153501152
yes

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>>153501460
That would fix this piece of shit hero and introduce more counters like naga while not really nerfing it.

I like it.

>>153501460
>Forgot to mention cooldown on coup de grace

I'd probably do at least 120 seconds or else people would just back off and it'd easily be up before next fight

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>he doesn't follow NA dota religiously

Any of you dotards speak more than three languages?

>friend starts showing you "funny youtube videos" and keeps looking at you during the "funny parts" to see if you laugh
>you just have to pretend to laugh to be polite

What do you do in this situation?

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What's the most annoying spell in Dota?

>>153501965
Yeah, but none of them are Russian, so it doesn't help me play dota at all.
I speak Portuguese (native), Spanish, English and German

>>153502165
cold snap

>>153501539
Enchantress is occasionally playfully mocking, but generally pretty friendly, brood and ww aren't haughty unless you count a couple ice puns. I don't remember dp being haughty either.

ARTEEZY FUCKING STREAM YOU CUNT

>>153502175
>Portuguese and Spanish
That's just cheating breh, we all know they are similar enough to count as one language.

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>>153502231
this is correct

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tfw want to play some dotes but ate too much cake
what even do anons

thats me on the pic dont open it please

>>153502372
I know, dotard. Italian, too, but I never bothered with the pepperoni language

>>153502372
brazilians love saying that spanish is easy but go talk to some brazilian in spanish and they are all liek "lmao wat pls talk in english"

they might be similar but someone who speaks portuguese and never had contact with spanish understands basically nothing

>>153502165
mana void
FUCKING EAT MY DICK YOU AM PICKERS

>>153502856
>brazilians love saying that spanish

Sadly, I'm Brazilian and can confirm this, but it doesn't deny the fact that you can master one language in like 6 months or less if you already can speak the other

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Fucking charlie leeching off Dota 2 pros since the very fucking start

2k shitter here. When does peru stop in NAe?

btw did you guys notice that everytime miracle streams dota goes to top 3 on twitch?

now imagine how it will be when baebabebv starts streaming

pls save us blessed arteezy

>>153498885
Yea they're fake

>>153503271

When you switch to League.

>>153503340
doesn't stop them from being great

>>153503271
Imagine being stuck in the bottom of an industrial septic tank. No matter how hard you swim, all you'll find is more shit.

How about:
>Blur removed
>Phantom Strike now has a 3 second duration instead of attack limit, and also grants 50% evasion during it.
>Coup de Grace is now a normal skill with the same values as Mortal Strike, but does 50% more damage when it procs on an attack initiated from out of sight(225%/300%/375%/450%)
>New Ultimate: Veil. Phantom Assassin is undetectable unless she is within vision and 1000/900/800 range of an enemy hero, or whenever she attacks. The veil has a 0.5/1.0/1.5 second delay before breaking, and a 3 second delay before coming back. Stifling Dagger counts as an attack when it impacts.

>>153503386
Nice insecurity

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I am literally the best player in the world and my team is shit

they just walk down mid and feed

they dont speak english

they just feed continuously

it is not possible to win a game no matter how well I play

>>153503052
im brazilian and im fluent on spanish, its hilarious when someone says "ye but spanish is easy, i understand it pretty well" and i start talking in spanish and they tell me to slow down. there might be some really similar things, but spanish has a lot of different sounds you cant find in portuguese. reading spanish might be easy, but talking and understanding sure is not

>>153502280
Brood is haughty as fuck nigga what you even saying

Enchantress I'll give you. She'd be fun to hang around with.

>>153503746
Stop playing support or stop whining

>>153502165
been playing a lot of kunkka lately and I'm sure X with arcane rune is

>>153503859
Not possible when these spics instalock heroes and will abandon or feed if you "steal" "their" lane

>>153503746
literally mute chat and instalock your hero, you'll start winning when you deserve it.

>>153503740
lolwut

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>>153497582
> Q: "PUNisment" Whit a bad joke [Ture] creates an awkward silence between himself and the enemy hero
8 sec silence that drains 25% of the mana pool for both caster and target.

> W: "Unhelping Aura" Being around other heroes means less work for [Ture]
1% mana/sec for every friendly hero in range

> E: "Energy Drain" With depressing comments [Ture] drains the mana from enemy heroes.
toggle, Drains 2% mana/sec from Enemy
manacost: 0,75% mana/sec for every target

>R: "Deep Sleep" [Ture] falls asleep dealing the rest of his mana pool as pure damage to enemy heroes around him.
(Casters manapool - remaining mana of all heroes in range)

>>153502165
PA dagger

>xDD threw a dagger from the fog bashed you with melee bash chance and crit for 1800 damage with deso debuff and 90% slow for 5 mana on a 2 second cooldown

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>>153503618
I'm all for a phantom assassin rework (not even spirit breaker is that reliant on RNG to work), but let's be honest familia do you seriously think your 2k mmr crackpot reworks even sound good on paper, let alone in practice?

There's a reason you need dedicated devs to balance games, not some random barely functioning humans who try to theory-craft even though it NEVER sounds good.

>>153504197
I just want PA to have actual permasmoke instead of the stupid metagaming shit she has now.

New item: Aether shard
Built from 2x aether lens
+275 spell cast range
+350 mana
+11 HP regen
+8% spell damage
Consume to get the effects of an aether lens

>>153504256
blur is so fucking gay

it would be fine if they let you zoom out more like you can in spectator mode (or LITERALLY ANY OTHER RTS) without hacks

but it literally just punishes you for using the minimap and forces you to move your camera around to see anyhting like a fucking 500 mmr retard who doesnt know the minimap exists

New item: Aether Orb
Built from 2x aether shards
+500 spell cast range
+500 mana
+15 HP regen
+10% spell damage
Consume to get the effects of an aether shard

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>tfw 3 new subscribers to my twitch today and 30+ views after 7 hours of dota
feels cosy guys

>>153504554
>50 apm noob

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>>153504615
link senpai?

>>153504706
https://www.twitch
.tv/techiespicker

>>153503746

Keep a positive attitude, don't flame your team, buy more wards, always carry a tp and try to gank every lane and you'll climb mmr in no time :)

>>153500412
Haven't checked Dota 2 since TI, why did Moo leave/get booted? Which one was it?

>>153504667
>wasting apm moving the camera to accomplish what should be able to be done with a glance at the map

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLiJkaGkpTc

video related, it's you

>>153505028
got booted for moonmeander
sometime last week

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>>153504916
OMG ur cute :3

>>153505028
The only heroes he played well at TI are getting nerfs so he was kicked, kinda like aui post TI6, except the new player on the team isn't cursed or an overrated shitter

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>>153501665
>>153501460
>>153499772
post more mort

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>>153505406

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>that realization when you might be the only one left in the thread

Isn't RTZ supposed to stream today?

Where's that cunt?

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>>153505825
I'm here senpai

>>153505246
t-thanks

im a bit social retard though

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>>153505825
Hey!

>>153505825
I just came, but it's dead.

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>>153505825
I'm here too lad

Where can you find a woman who just wants to clean and cook and take care of her husband?

>>153506262
Wrong thread

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>>153503937
If youre under 4k which you probably are, pick lycan mute chat and go jungle

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>>153506262
>woman

>>153506461

WTF is going on in that image?

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>>153506563
America, peasant

>>153506563
He's enjoying a nice juicy big 'ot 'og

>>153506650
>black
>asian
>America

>>153506650

>2/3 non-whites
>comically oversized greasy food
>person of indeterminate sex

America indeed.

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?

>>153506870
So tell us how you play dazzle mate

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>>153506868
>>153506769
>These yurocucks that will enver know the taste of freedom

>Ana Pham
>Pham
>PHAM
LUL
Ok so Vietnamese last name, from 'Straya, 8K in China, sub for IG. Seems like everybody is importing Azians instead of Middle Eastern refugee.

real question who the fuck offlane for this team? NoBrain, FitJew or S4?

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>>153507146
>a country with a nigger president

lmao

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Remember TI3 when the voice actress for Death Prophet called out dirty Yuros for being trash? I remember.

>>153500898
it was 3500 but point still valid

>>153507247
s4 so he never has to play qop

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>>153507270
>a continent overrun with muslims

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>>153507247
>everybody

Sorry but w33 and Miracle are still top guns in Dota 2. Along with Babaevsky and Sumashit.

It's not League of Legends or Starcraft and no one actually cares in Dota about asians.

Just because no one wanted to play with Puppey from NA/EU anymore and no one wants to play with n0lans anymore, doesn't mean that teams are suffering from yellow fever now.

>>153507461
fly will find a way
choking has no limits
qop can be played in the offlane

>>153507503
>Miracle, mr. I roleplay as illusion on bot against Huskar and Drow
>w33, mr. I can only play Mirana and Invoker
>Artour is a top gun

My sides.

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>>153507673
>3k shitter in charge of understanding high skilled players

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>mfw dota 2 '''''''''''''''''Talent'''''''''''''''''' somehow think that I care about their life and type walls of text like these with high school tier phrasing and punctuation explaining to me the reasons why did the shit they did

(First part is that I’m leaving JoinDOTA, going independent & returning to the states. I know this may come as a shock to some of you and I want to explain the thought process behind this and the things that led to this decision.)
ROFL

>>153507503
I don't think Artour has Arab origin like w33, Miracle and Sumail pham.
Waiting to see Miracle- new team. He plays position 1 and needs a team built around him. If Miracle- can win 2 major with NoBrain then imagine Miracle- with a good space creating carry

>>153507494
not a single country is below 60% of white people unlike USA :^)

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>>153506769
>thinking thats a black
>thinking thats an asian
Are you by any chance eastern european?

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>>153507796
>2k MID OR FEED in charge of understanding that Artour is actually shit

>wake up
>pray in direction of Mecca
>leave shed and go to house
>Mohammed and his eight buddies are raping your wife
>can't fight him off because don't own guns
>go to work
>70% of income taxed to pay for refugees
>lunch time, pray to Allah again
>you remove your mandatory taqiyah cap to wipe your brow
>get fined for racism
>after work, take mandatory estrogen pills
>go to store to get a beer to unwind
>remember alcohol was outlawed in your Sharia neighborhood
>go home, your wife tells you she's pregnant with Mohammed's child
>give thanks to Merkel for removing your white privilege
>pray to Allah before going to bed

>>153507247
>s4
>offlane
every game will be like that one game he played bristle on secret 1.0

>>153508050
germany is unironically better place to live than USA in every single aspect if you actually stopped believed in le refugees meme and tried to see some peaceful countryside for yourself

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>>153508050
DELET THIS
WE PRAY TO ALLAH (SWT) __FIVE__ TIMES A DAY
LET THE DAY WHEN I PRAY ONLY THREE NEVER COME
PEACE TO YOU BROTHER

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>>153507983
>3k shitter responds to my post because he knows I'm 6k player with a decade of Dota experience and extremely valuable opinion about pro scene so even a single respond to his pathetic post would make his sad 3k shitter life better

It's okay.

>>153508050
>you will never be half this sad and mad
Not even American or European.

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goodbye compendium ti6

we had a good run boys

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How do you play this hero solo offlane?

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reminder that Jesse is an actor in Finland

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>>153508050
ABSOLUTELY H A R A M

>>153508252
Not for long, when you import 1.1 million muslims and they all have six kids each while white germans are below replacement rate.

WTF why is my item a fucking Clarity now?

>>153508409
arcanes into mek

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battle pass has expired

>>153508591
rip in pieces

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>>153508409
>How do you play this hero solo offlane?

You don't play this pile of shit in MY game, son.

>>153508252
>countryside filled with white people is peaceful
>cities filled with non-whites is shit

Really makes you think.

>>153507852
because cucksheds like Germany and Sweden has made it illegal to track data on demographics cause it has "negative cultural effects" which is why we have no current data

but hey, I am sure it's not that bad considering Russia has more muslims than France and if we compare both capitals we get this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNmm4D3HPj0

>>153508050
pussy ass white boy candu nuffin but to post on a weeb board about his cuck stories

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>there are people here in this very thread that hates Cap

What's your excuse?
Newfag?
Insecure?

wtf i hate dota now

>>153508324
>Valuable opinion about pro scene

Maut, go improve on your casts and game knowledge

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>>153508050
dont come to Germany, its terrible here

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>>153508050
This is wrong you're supposed to take estrogen 2 times a day

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>>153508050
Yeah man, just ignore that whole "thing" that happened in Cologne and keeps happening all around, its still a great country just go to the countryside away from Cologne and other cities with refugees :^)

>you will never live in the last white paradise that is Russia

pizdiet tovarich

>>153508050
>Wake up
>Crawl to my scooter while taking several deep breaths
>Get tired and eat one of my deep fried rice cookies, our proud cuisine
>Go to local Walmart
>Stomach hurts
>SHART while crushing the pack of tendies I so hardly stretched my arm for
>Scooter breaks and I fall to the side
>Can't get up and broke an arm
>Get rushed to the hospital
>Don't have the necessary $250.000 to pay for my cast
>Get carried outside of the hospital in a wheelchair
>Get shot

>>153505045
Sonneiko is one of the best 4's in the game maybe he is on to something using his camera like that

>>153508936
you realize 1/3 of their active army are muslims, they have biggest mosque in europe and have their own isis in chechenia right?

>>153508772
>be 9.2 times more likely to be in prison
But I'm not a criminal.

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>>153508751
>anime poster love cap
I was right all along thanks for clearing my doubts

>na wagecucks back from work
>d2g turns into pol

everytime

>>153508936
you mean based poland
russia is like 15% mudslimes

* A new server cluster in Peru has been added with improved connectivity and capacity.
* A new server cluster in Peru has been added with improved connectivity and capacity.
* A new server cluster in Peru has been added with improved connectivity and capacity.
* A new server cluster in Peru has been added with improved connectivity and capacity.
* A new server cluster in Peru has been added with improved connectivity and capacity.
* A new server cluster in Peru has been added with improved connectivity and capacity.

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>despite all these angry european/american memes their countries will always strive toward progressiveness and those angry social outcasts cannot do anything about it
good
many of best dota 2 players are arabs or pakis why you dont realize they are superior to you

>>153509372
It's hard to swallow the red pill.
Master race my ass.

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>>153509372
>many of best dota 2 players are arabs or pakis why you dont realize they are superior to you
>pakis
>superior

Fun fact: Lelouch is a paki. And he's a total shitter L OL

>>153509510
lelouch is one of best gulag players
watch your words

>>153509313
why do peruvians play in EU server?

>>153500004
>A coup de grâce (/ˌkuː də ˈɡrɑːs/; French [ku də ɡʁɑs] for "blow of mercy")

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>>153509372
>"many of best dota 2 players are arabs or pakis"
>two brothers
>this one half-jordianian and hafl-slav
>meanwhile a team full of proud chinamen that need no multiculturaism won TI6

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>>153509636
>lelouch is one of best gulag players

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>>153509901
China lacks some diversity and equality

>>153509510
how do you know that

i hate this shitty game and i hate all of you dotards

thats why from now on i will only play Huskar and Drow
day by day thousands of dotards will get cheesed and mad

nothing is more rewarding than dotard tears

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>>153510305
His name is Malik

>>153510331
id rather kill myself than play drow desu

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>>153509372
It's just that whites are pretty dumb desu.
Israel with the jews is racially homogeneous
First world asia with the nipps and arguably the chinks is racially homogeneous

Survival of the fittest kid.

>Shitposting about Euros trying to make them mad when Euros are asleep
Fucking hell this general is infested with retarded cancer.

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>>153510331
>i hate this shitty game and i hate all of you dotards
>
>thats why from now on i will only play Huskar and Drow
>day by day thousands of dotards will get cheesed and mad
>
>nothing is more rewarding than dotard tears

you sound like the one who's crying lmao

i bet ur nickname is smth like 1vs9 or smth similar stupid as HELL

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>>153509505
>>153510462
fucking traitor thirdies
fuck u

white is good

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Anyone else getting the error when you try to swap to international mmr? I have over 40 games played.

>>153510462
>First world asia with the nipps
nips are mostly elders and low birth rate & economic stagnation now you dumbo

they are also complete cucks of murrica and have no independent policy

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>>153510657
>posting inferior version

>play dota all day
>no problems
>play dark souls all day
>get my shit fucked up hardcore (strong headache, weakness, shaking)
hmm

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>>153510817
still their women are safe at 3 AM in 99.99999% of the country
and there are no nignogs that chimp out week in weekout
id take that trade

>>153510945
get good scrub

>>153510857
thats the real inferior version, what is that fucking resolution on ppd's face

>>153510657
>posts anime
>wonders why his country is going down to third world.
History books will have a line in the vain of: "But they deserved it, some even welcomed it just to end it all"

>>153510945
dota is salvation

>>153511081
t. pinoy

M-GOD IS STREAMING

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

I REPEAT

OUR GUY MASON IS ____STREAMING)____

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>>153511005
their women are so fucking ugly and obnoxious guys have to escape into 2d anime world

i hope you are not judging jap women by some idol photos

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>toxic dude ruening game
>flame toxic guy for a while
>he gets angry and starts flaming back with no result
>close to end of the match i say "haha jk, you are not shit, you need to be nicer to people though"
>you can almost hear his tears as he explains how tired he is of being a 2 k player
>he makes afew sobbing sounds then dont say another word

Not sure if im a good or a bad person, i think i made a grown man cry.

>>153501548
I HATE IT!

>>153511184
Nah North African of Hannibal decent.
I only tell you this in hopes to drop your delusions.
But hey you had a good run, time for us to cash in.

>>153511285
nice blog faggot kys

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>>153511043
See this?
This is still a better version because yours has anime on it. Know your place subhuman.

>>153511268
>middle schoolers are ugly
not surprised there, even back in gradeschool kids dont know how to groom themselves

>>153511384
lolol
nigerian
sugoi

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>>153511427
>thinking im the same person
anime is shit but pixelation is far far worse

http://blog.dota2.com/monkeying-around

>>153511648
You just can't take a break at being a plebeian can you?
Educate yourself >>153507146

>>153511802
OH

ARTEEZY IS STREAMING

I REPEAT

ARTEEZY IS STREAMING

is this the same ana as anabanana?

>>153501460
I DON'T WANT GENJI FUCKING UP MY DOTA TOO
FUCK

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>>153511824
>thinking im an animeneet and non American
Strike II

OK

M-GOD DESTROYED HIS ITEMS AND STOPPED STREAMING

IT WAS A DRILL AFTER ALL

What happened with mason someone fill me in? I just joined and he said bye and ended stream

>>153512391
stfu i dont care about you anymore

>>153512480
>backpedalling

>Play Kunkka
>Do the normal core Kunkka build
>Get killed right before the enemy ancient explodes
FUCK

>>153512391
Is Carlo's Bakery good?

SCRATCH THAT M-GOD IS LIVE AGAIN IT WAS A PRANK

STOP PLAYING WITH MY EMOTIONS

>>153511263
>>153512431
>>153512569
good lad

Which carries let their supports pull more often?

>>153512193
I WILL FIND YOUR FAMILY AND KILL THEM IF YOU ARE LYING

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>>153512480
>admitting defeat
Heh, it was nothin personnel...kiddo
>>153512557
Yeah the cupcakes are pretty soft and tasty, went there twice in the brief time i worked in Hoboken. I feel like you're supposed to buy whatever, save it in your car, then bar crawl and eat that deliciousness in your drunken stupor

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>OG stole jerax from Team Liquid

When is the dota 2 scene going to realize that NoTail is a shit core

>>153512569
>>153512431
merlini isnt streaming though...

>>153512985
Ew what a nigger looking nigger

>>153513191
notail is a h0neypot player like arteezy

>>153513191
>When is the dota 2 scene going to realize that NoTail is a shit player

ftfy

>>153512892
the ones that can deal with the wave either by tanking it or clearing it fast

you dont want to take the creeps past your tower etc becuase its just fucking bad
1. you will miss cs to tower
2. the upcoming wave can land at your tower too
3. offlaner is free to just go to your support and farm the wave AND the camp

good example is something like jugg, with basic items like pms aquila he can just tank the wave, he can also kill it with spin but you dont want to do that

you should just tell your support to pull big camp at 53 every minute and push the wave that meets at 30, tank the enemy wave near the bigcamp so offlaner cant just walk and farm everythng

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ITS A
>HERO GETS A HUGE BALANCE NERF
>BUT ITS NOT A NEW BALANCE PATCH, ITS JUST A "FIX"
EDITION

what level do i have to be to do ancients as tide?
i stack them and i just cant kill them dude....

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>>153513360
i really think that the only reason why hes still in the dota 2 scene is because of Fly

>>153513539
maybe don't stack them when you're low leveled?

>>153513539
>>153513596
srs answers only dudes.......... -.-

>>153513539
maybe you should switch to league

>>153513539
Are you spamming anchor smash at them? Cos you need to do that.

>>153513539
max level anchor and enough lvl shield i guess
go to a lobby you double dingus

What if iron talon could be upgraded into an item that instantly kills creeps?