/d2g/

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greetings posters of images

xth for Ludwig "Zai" Wåhlberg

>move to student housing
>packet loss and shit latency

nth for suicide i suppose

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First for sjokz

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It must reminded that I feel the urge to plow Fwoshy's private parts in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

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>play omniknight
>win

erm...

dotards?

Can someone explain to Slacks that FN != FNG?

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How can one man be so based?

Kaipi is winning the next major.

There's nothing you can do to stop it.

Feel free to screencap.

>>153576058
Lighting? Check.
Stupid angle? Check.
Makeup? Check.
Average girl having cocks wanked to her online? Check.

>>153576050
>he doesnt have ethernet ports
Are you from nigeria?

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>>153576148
He was fucking garbage in the newest LGD though

>swapping the alch that bought back
yeah vega's disbanding

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>Alch ragequit

https://a.uguu.se/G1okk8HRsJWH.webm

>>153576253
router isnt anywhere accessible

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>Slack is our guy
-/d2g/

I thought you guys were lying when you said Reddit is responsible for Maut

>>153576281
i guess you missed the part where vengeful spirit swapped him into four enemy heroes

Wait that was actually FNG on Pudge? I thought Solo was playing it.

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>>153576058
8.5/10 tbqhwyf

>>153576316
4chan is always right
- reddit

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>>153575686
I really really enjoyed this piece of music where I can torrent it?

>>153576293
>married
what the fuck man

K W N L
W
N
L

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>>153576293
kek

Hey did anyone try to make a 6.88 poster with that movie "something Illusions"? Or at least a better one than what I did in paint without cleaning up the text at all.

>players requesting a 10 minute delay
I can only imagine the Vega voice channel right now.

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>>153576240
>Lighting? Check.
youre right, should have taken it pitch black
>Stupid angle? Check.
head on is a stupid angle?
>Makeup? Check.
lip balm is makeup?
>Average girl having cocks wanked to her online? Check.
who hurt you anon?

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>>153576779
>>players requesting a 10 minute delay
>I can only imagine the Vega voice channel right now.
Why? Did Vega pause to check wards

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>>153576660
patch posters meme has been appropriated by reddit and are therefore no longer 4chanian so no go ask >>>/r/eddit

Other Stolen Memes:

Stay Hydrated
Scientists Baffled
Golem Get Ye Gone

4chan forever the cucks of the superior Reddit Chads

>>153576818
>Lip balm

When is our guy(Metro sexual)streaming?

>>153576818
>lip balm
are you this gullible that you fall for feminine cosmetic product lies

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I wonder what playing with Mag is like.

His IQ is the same as Einsteins.

>>153576823
>alchemist dies
>vengeful spirit gets initiated on
>alchemist buys back
>alchemist goes to help vengeful spirit
>vengeful spirit, who's being attacked by four heroes, swaps herself out with alchemist
>alchemist gets stunlocked to dieback

i'd be pretty fucking pissed too

>when you play Alchemist you want your networth to be similar to the enemy's

Wtf purge?

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>>153576818
>If I spend 2 hours taking a picture it'll hide my face's shitty skeletal structure

>>153577013
?
Everyone knows that CIS IQ is inflated massivley compared to EU and NA.
He'd be a 120iq scrub over here.

>>153577116
similar to the entire enemy's networth, its common for Alch to be 10k+ ahead of anyone

HELP ME VG I ATE TOO MUCH CAKE AND CANT PLAY SOME DOTES NOW

WAT DO

>>153577116
he meant entire enemy teams networth duh

>>153577158
Can you elaborate? The russian tests give a bigger score to pander to the people?

>>153577220
gotta give birth to that chocolate mud baby

>>153577220
cnt u just eat bread

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>>153576854
>>153576992
>>153577141
>"women wear makeup 24hrs a day guys"

Is Kaipi really gonna beat Vega again?
How is this even happening?

>>153577513
no, they just wear it whenever they interact with anyone ever

>>153577523
vega = bad
pld = good
it's pretty simple desu

>>153577234
>>153577190
no he didn't, he literally said that alch wants to be behind because "when you die you give less comeback gold"

this is literally your dota two professional analyst

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Hey dotards, would you like some FREE items?
1. Don't ask for anything that was gifted to me.
2. No more than 1 item/set
Add and tell me what you want if you do want anything
/id/2331027812

How can a team just get a tier 1 player to play for them and qualify them for a tourney and then drop him for their actual other player?

>>153577513
shes on a webcam, she has make up on

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>>153576293
>https://a.uguu.se/G1okk8HRsJWH.webm
Things like this are making me proud of being a slav

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>>153577513
>the female creature that he saw smiling (and thus making his heart-rate increase) is not nearly as attractive as he thought it was
>s-she's not as pretty without make up
excellent post lad to bad she clearly still has make up on and looks like a hideous goblin

>>153577615
It's true that pld is fucking good but you can't win a team game like Dota all by yourself.
A couple of months ago they were having problems beating Tier 3 teams and now they're beating Vega.

>>153577752
Anyone who believes this is a DELUSIONAL LITTLE FAGGOT

>>153577523
Vega isn't good. they roll with the drafts and kaipis drafts are better

Vegas problem seems to be they aren't a cohesive unit so bamboe styles on them when he gets a high impact hero which leads to disarray and feeding

Vega also picked fucking pudge and carry venge for some reason

>>153577431
NO I ATE TOO MUCH CAKE

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Is this the most beautiful woman in League of Legends?

>>153578131
white flight

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All (((gamer girls))) that flock to esport are disgenuine sluts that are bad and that are in for the fame, money and lust of desperate virgins.
Can we just move on now?

Let's at least fap to some decent material, thanks.

What's singus solo mmr now anyway?
Did he finally stop pissing around with his meme stack 24/7 and git gud?

report jungle pa

>>153578368
I think he's like 7.1 or 7.2.

So this is what that guy spamming "you had a good run dotards" posts now?

>>153578131
>>153570180

Funny, as any other form of autism.

>>153577513
what on gods green earth makes you think a single young adult woman is going to snapchat herself without some extreme beauty buffer on first
and shes going out to an afterparty anyway, you think shes not going to be buried in the stuff?

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Which offlaners should I grind solo mmr with?
I need some fresh shit, spamming Void is getting me down.

>mirana oracle void ET
>slacks: "i don't see any synergy here man"

>>153578131
people dotards are too busy playing their actually fun game instead of streaming hearthtard

**SCREEN THIS**

new liquid is

1.matu
2.miracle
3.zai
4.kuro
5.cr1t

**SCREEN THIS**

>Tiny
yeah go game 5

https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/50mihj/i_am_unironically_97_mmr_ama_i_will_try_to_answer/d75b4t4?context=3

why are boys so bad at dota?

>>153578457
he could have at least chosen to spam an artist that isn't garbage like aka6 sMh familia

>>153578281
who cucked you

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>>153577603
>>153577789
>>153577849
>>153578463
t.Virgins

>>153578487
axe

>>153578523
>zai and clit on the same team

what did he mean by this?

>>153578487
PA

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>miracle followed liquid's manager
So it's confirmed at this point. Miracle for Fata seems like a great deal, but Bulba for Jerax is absolutely awful. What do you think /d2g/?

>>153578546
>doubting sing's phase tiny
He will destroy this game.

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>>153578523
0 chance of this happening.

I would dickride that team so hard though.

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>>153578608
>she wears makeup even when she sleeps.

>>153578580
>tfw no resident sparrow spammer

>>153578487
did you try tiny

>>153578608
she looks like a transvestite in that picture

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>if you refresh the stream you won't be able to watch twitch

holy shit that's scary

what if I misclick F5?

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>>153578608
it's time to wake up loltard she ain't that pretty

>>153578892
what is her obsession with her clown lipstick?

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>>153578892

>>153578581
i havent spoken to a girl romantically in 5 weeks

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>>153578892

SPOILER THAT SHIT HOLY FUCK I WAS EATING

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SINGSING IS A GOD

PERFECT SD TINY BLOCK

>KAIPI WILL WIN NEXT MAJOR
KAIPI WILL WIN NEXT MAJOR
>KAIPI WILL WIN NEXT MAJOR
KAIPI WILL WIN NEXT MAJOR
>KAIPI WILL WIN NEXT MAJOR
KAIPI WILL WIN NEXT MAJOR
>KAIPI WILL WIN NEXT MAJOR
KAIPI WILL WIN NEXT MAJOR
>KAIPI WILL WIN NEXT MAJOR
KAIPI WILL WIN NEXT MAJOR
>KAIPI WILL WIN NEXT MAJOR
KAIPI WILL WIN NEXT MAJOR

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ahhhhh, farming (You)s has never been so easy

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>SING BAMBO MAGIC IS BACK
SING BAMBO MAGIC IS BACK
>SING BAMBO MAGIC IS BACK
SING BAMBO MAGIC IS BACK
>SING BAMBO MAGIC IS BACK
SING BAMBO MAGIC IS BACK
>SING BAMBO MAGIC IS BACK
SING BAMBO MAGIC IS BACK
>SING BAMBO MAGIC IS BACK
SING BAMBO MAGIC IS BACK
>SING BAMBO MAGIC IS BACK
SING BAMBO MAGIC IS BACK
>SING BAMBO MAGIC IS BACK
SING BAMBO MAGIC IS BACK
>SING BAMBO MAGIC IS BACK
SING BAMBO MAGIC IS BACK

MOUZ PICKING UP KAIPI WHEN?

Rough idea of what the monkey king's skills would be like based strictly on the trailer we saw.

(Q) Among the trees
>The Monkey king will be able to hop on a tree, elevating him (similar to highground), and granting him flying vision in a 600 AoE. He can only hop from one tree to the next within a 600 AoE and each hop costs mana. He can still attack units close enough to him. The skill ends when he targets the ground to hop in, dealing AoE damage or the duration expires.

damage:75/100/125/150
duration: 20
mana cost:60
CD: 34/30/26/22

(W)Mimicry
>The Money King can mimic any unit or tree on the map, except roshan or ancient units. He gains most of the properties of that unit, except the items that the unit is carrying. The monkey king gains spells from neutral units he mimics but not from heroes.

duration: 10/12/14/16
CD: 35 seconds

(E)Ruyi Jingu Bang
>The monkey king extends his staff, allowing him to perform melee attacks at an increased range, but lowering his base attack time. For a number of attacks he deals bonus magical damage to enemies based on the distance between them and the monkey king and breaks them for a duration. He can press this skill hotkey again to slam his extended staff on the ground, dealing his attack damage to all enemies in a line and ending this skill.

Number of attacks: 6/8/10/12
Extended melee range: 600/700/800/900
break duration: 2
mana cost:150
CD:35/30/25/20

(R)The King's Army
>The monkey king will use his hairs to create savage clones of himself. The monkey king will create a clone in a 600 AoE around him periodically for a duration. The clones can individually hop on trees like the original monkey king and will activate ruyi jingu bang when the king activates the skill.

Number of clones created: 1 every 0.5 seconds
Duration:2/3/4/5
Clone damage dealt: 50%
Clone damage taken: 200%
Clone's duration:10 .

Sounded better in my head to be honest, but what do you guys think?

>>153577158
?

>>153579313
>>153579196
>>153579187
>perform one nothing special combo ONCE
>everyone is losing their shit
what's wrong with you

>>153579047
wow man if ir were 4 week you CERTAINLY be a normie

good thing its 5

>>153579438
>wreck escape gaming in a Bo5, a team that did better at TI6 than OG or Secret
>one nothing special combo ONCE

nice bait faggot

Next major = Kaipi's major, deal with it

>singsing anchoring kaipi again
kicked when?

>>153577752
Inscribed Yulsaria's Glacier pls?

>>153576818
>she has no make up but lip palm
Oh anon...I got terrible news on what girls actually look like

Where are you now singshitters?

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>>153579293
the nose knows

>>153579590
>wreck escape gaming in a Bo5, a team that did better at TI6 than OG or Secret
how many memes can one sentence contain?

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Alright how do i carry as this faggot

I finally more or less remembered the stupid button combos and rolling quas wex. Ive mainly been initiating and using tornado, emp, cold snap, ice wall, deafening blast and ghost walk

when the hell do i use alacrity? the buff doesnt seem to last long enough when i try to old coldsnap spirit forge bullshittery. How the fuck do i not miss with sun strike? How do i build an exort invoker in general

>>153577158
>I swear I'm really really smart, it's just the IQ test!
>*eats burger*
>*poos in loo*

>>153579720

Is that a 2D vs 3D comparison? the girl on the left looks like she has a completely flat face

what the fuck

>>153579319
>He can press this skill hotkey again to slam his extended staff on the ground, dealing his attack damage to all enemies in a line and ending this skill.

question
is there a single skill in dota that has a two pronged function like this
i cannot think of any
i think this sort of interaction is too complicated for dota's design philosophy, feels more at home in league

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How about we burry the "utility void" meme and never talk about it again? We could finally put it all behind us.

>>153579751
try to stop being 2k

Which support, offlaner, midlaner and safelane carry absolutely shits on the little shit that is Slark. I'm getting tired of playing against them 9 out of 10 games.

IT'S FN ON THE CLINKZ NOT FNG YOU DUMB FUCK

>>153579527
does it work even if the target is going to die?

>>153579954
then they'd both die

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>>153577513
You've never lived with women have you

>live with 2
>anytime they had to do anything (which was every day) they'd spend 2 hours doing makeup/their hair
>work at 8am
>gets up at 5:45am
>sometimes runs late for 8am from all the shit they did to their faces and ask me to drive them

2 FUCKING HOURS. EVERY FUCKING DAY.

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How come getting put with 2/3 stacks is more frequent in your solo ranked than unranked pubs?
Because if the reason is queue time-related, surely valve knows we would happily sacrifice queue length for better games

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Whatever happened to that one "taiwan numba wan" caster?

Does he still cast?

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Update me on the quarry status, /d2g/

>>153579751
>when the hell do i use alacrity?

all the time in laning phase. it is extremely helpful for last hitting and denying and harassing the opponent due to its low manacost and cooldown. use it all the time.

>How the fuck do i not miss with sun strike?

just practice, keep playing, you'll be able to predict player movements with time

>How do i build an exort invoker in general

alternate exort and quas so that they're both level 4 by level 8. after quas is level 4 you won't be levelling it again until the level 20s. at level 9 you can skill wex or exort based on how important you feel having the wex related spells is at that point in the game. you want to have invoke at level 4 by level 16, so level it between the levels of 9-16 accordingly. you'll want to max exort first, wex second, and quas last. essentially...

past level 9, the skill priority goes as such

exort > invoke > wex > quas

build wise you have so many options. typically start with a null tali/wraith band and buy a basi ring and boots. from there rush midas. after you rush midas the game is in your hands. you'll want to buy a scepter at some time during the 20 minute mark, but the 10-20 minute mark item is your choice and dependent on the game. you can buy euls and attempt to do the sunstrike-meteor-deafening blast combo for easy kills. you can buy blink to get in range for spells. you can buy drum of endurance for stats and push/catch ability. you can buy forcestaff if you want mobility that isn't put on cooldown by hero skills. orchid is fine too sometimes, but exort invo doesn't need damage. there's many choices for you. it's yours to decide. following scepter you want items like sheep, bloodthorn, octarine core, refresher orb.

just keep playing.

>can't force attack your allies to wake them up from ET sleep

Why?

>>153580119
are you retarded? do you realize that depends completely on each person? is your autism really that high that you can't understand not every single person works the same way?

I share an apartment with a girl and she never uses make up except when going out on weekends and stuff like that

>>153580443
turns et into a shit hero. congratulations.

So my buddy thinks I can gift him my Jensen announcer pack through Dota 2. 90% sure that it's locked to my inventory for another couple weeks. Am I high or is it not moving?

>kaipi
kill

the

fucking

medic

you 2k shitters

>>153580551
he'll still have chronosphere on a 10 second cooldown

>>153580608
tell your buddy to suck your dick

>>153580443
oracle can use E

How is dota lore so fucking deep?

It's like Dark Souls, you don't see much in the beginning but you start digging and there's no end

Smeevils, Roshan, Clinkz... it's all intertwined holy shit

>>153576148

literally the most entertaining carry to watch

watching him tp ontop of his ally lion blinking inside the enemy base, blink onto Puppey's venomancer, rape him, then rape everyone else, then rape Puppey again after he rage buybacks makes me cum everytime

His ember is ridiculously aggressive too.

Secret vs CDEC was some great fucking doto let me tell you lads

>>153579751
>Make me a good player through this mongolian basket weaving website on this hardest hero in all of video games ever
Lolfags are hilarious

>>153580910
woah dude lmao

like did you know that Kunkka isn't actually a ghost but a Ship General

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literally r eddit - the caster

>>153580997
It's implied that he's a ghost

>>153580997
He's a captain not a general you retard

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https://twitter.com/chenya0317/status/771428376808681472

SLOTHERINA GOT KEKED

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REMINDER

THESE HEROES ARE NOT VIABLE FOR ONE REASON:
TP SCROLL IS OVERPOWERED ESCAPE

what do PA, weaver, razor, silencer, furion, undying all have in common? NO COMPETITIVE PLAY. NO HIGH MMR PLAY. because they ALL COUNTERED BY TPS

>get static linked and razor with ult on runs you down
lmao just tp away
>weaver shucks in and tags you with beetles and tries to run you down
lmao just tp away

LMAO
JUST
META
AWAY

@153581204
>obsolete memes
stop

>>153581204
>TP away from NP
>He TP after you
GG

>>153581203
would you stay with someone who gave you the clap?

>>153581203
What a QT, happy for my boy w33ha.
Fuck Poopey too.

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>>153581336

>>153581203

REMINDER

RACE

MIXING

IS

AN

ABOMINATION

Is it true that PPD got cucked by 2chainz?

>>153581203
what is with pro and dating asians?

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Who the fuck is in charge of photoshop at DC?

PLd losing the game

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>>153581361
>the clap

serious question that i don't remember, does culling blade remove linkens and/or lotus orb when under the threshold?

>>153581527
>bobbleheadofflaner.jpg

>>153581527
that's a big head

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>Queen me

What did she mean by this

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>>153581561
yes it does

>>153581203
What's up with this guy and all this grills?

why is slacks casting

>>153581669
she's implying Dota is basically 4D chess

>>153581669
Queen QoP

It's an extension of the Rip in peace meme

>>153581203
did w33ha fuck slotherina?

Void needs to fucking disappear from this game

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>>153581506
Hum hello
>2016
>not dating asians

>>153581754
>high mmr
check
>gets all the girls
check

best doturds confirmed for chads, no wonder this place is filled with 3k mmr fags

>>153581669
she wants you to take her king with your queen

she's asking for cuckery

>>153581881
So do muslim women attract files when exposed?

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>>153581669
shes going to sit on your face

>>153581962
what if QoP became SK when she steps into the enemy fountain?

What's the most satisfying thing in the game and why is it landing a necrophos ult and giving them a gorillion seconds of respawn time

>>153581997
not that guy but kys unintelligent retard :^)

>>153581997
>hot countries
>completely covered in clothes all day long
>dirt and sand flying everywhere

what do you think? they are covered in sweat and dirt

>Slacks has higher MMR than 99% of /d2g/

Explain yourselves

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>>153582094
>Enemy team buys a glimmer cape or has a Dazzle or Oracle
How would you buff Necrophos, /d2g/?

>>153581561
culling beard no longer applies a dispel in any scenario
it simply deals unmodifiable pure damage equal to their current HP
in fact back when blood rage worked on reflected damage, blademail could save you from culling blade by healing you even after you dropped to 0 hp

>>153582201
Make his aura do more damage

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>this WCA cast is still happening
I've legitimately started drinking to cope.

>>153581506
Giving to new Elliot Rogers who will bring new memes to this world

>>153582201
idk make his ulti into culling blade

>>153582094
I enjoy the sound of Visage spitting on others, so perfect.

>>153582201
he belongs in the trash
competitive nerco is disgusting to watch, stick to pubs

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?

Why do the effects of the compendium like eul's expire? They add so much flair to the game

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>>153582002
I wouldn't mind that TBQH SENPAI

>>153582359
so you can buy them again

>>153582343
competitive necro is trash because he literally doesnt have an ulti when the pros can glimmer his cape everytime he casts it

>>153581406
>posting a 5 year old scripted gif from a faggot that cant even micro

>>153582201
>you can now cast his ult again for immediate effect, or wait for the 1 second duration

>>153582201
Ult is now global and works on buildings

quarry shitters btfo

>actually losing to Clinkz
I don't see this team winning a major honestly

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>>153582002

>realistic body proportions with fantasy-anime face

that's my fetish, one of them at least

ARTEEZY IS LIVE

>>153582634
>ORACLE MIRANA ET VOID
you can literally win 4v5 with that

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>league playing roommate is only playing void and is jerking himself off after every "kill" he gets in chrono (i.e. the team ults inside of it and he gets the last hit and thinks he's the one doing it).
>the only other ex-league player I've ever played with only played Sven and also jerked himself off after every minor play

What is with this trend, boys?

>>153582634
of course not

they're european

>>153582457
check your reading comprehension vlad thats exactly my point
necro meta prior to glimmer was disgusting and led to retarded competitive games

lel singsing is so shit

>>153582712
>league playing roommate
>playing void

wait, did riot steal void too? like what the fack is there anything original in that game other than hero purchasing and rune farming?

Which hero is not played often in pubs at the moment yet is kinda fun and useful? I wanna practice a new hero.

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rate me as a teammate

>>153582201
death pulse damage from 125/175/225/275 to 150/225/300/375
death pulse heal from 70/90/110/130 to 80/120/160/200
death pulse aoe from 475 to 900
death pulse travel speed from 400 to 200+100 per second
death pulses now lose 10% of their strength per second in the air. Disappears after 10 seconds

Heartstopper aura changed from 0.6/1/1.4/1.8% of max HP to 1.0/1.5/2.0/2.5% of current HP

Sadist remade entirely. Now heals necropho's HP and Mana for 8/12/16/20% of all damage he deals to enemy heroes spread out over 6 seconds and 4/6/8/10% of all damage he deals to creeps. Includes damage from heartstopper aura.
Sadist has an additional effect: 20/30/40/50% of all damage dealt by necrophos to enemy heroes can no longer be healed for 60 seconds. If an enemy loses 300 life to a dagon, they can't heal above their max HP minus 150 for 60 seconds.

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>>153582713

100% of majors have been won by europeans

not only that, 100% of the major finalists were european

New item

>Silver Bullet
5k cost, can only buy at base

The next enemy you kill will have bb disabled for the duration of his death and the item will be consumed.

>>153581427
>Iamaninsecurefaggot.jpg

>>153582851
He obviously meant in dota.

>>153582904
oracle
bane
centaur
AlcheMek

>>153582904
visage

>>153582851
he is talking about his friend who plays league playing void, as in, playing dota 2 as void.
you also sound like a person who hasn't played hon.

>>153582823
>says someone who has never played a series in his life
You play just barely good enough to look like you're tryingThen you can spend the time they waste pushing (concentrating on not throwing) on talking about your next game and what went wrong with this one. Kaipi like to do this a lot.

>>153582687
how do you just go on the internet and lie like this baka

>>153583013
>% of all damage dealt by necrophos to enemy heroes can no longer be healed for x seconds
this is good

your numbers in general are hyperbolic as fuck though

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how come no one plays PL anymore? i cant even remember the last time i saw him in a game

>>153583131

isn't hon that game for hipsters that were 'too cool' to play dota or league? why would anyone with a sane brain play that?

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>>153582904
>Visage wasn't picked at all during TI6
Still boggles my mind desu.
Drow was picked often so you'd think Visage would be a no brainer. He wrecks shit with a Drow and can push towers like mad - but nope. Nobody thought Visage was a good idea.

I don't get it.
Visage isn't even a bad hero.

>>153583223
>SK
>Mirana
>Kunkka

>>153583223
>how come no one plays PL anymore?

Agi Puck of NoDamage

>>153583223
Too easily countered and takes too long to come online.
Sand king completely makes the hero garbage tier with aghs.

>>153583104
Man, I played Centaur offlane a few times for the daily hero challenge and fed like crazy every game. Seems similar to Slardar in that you get almost nothing out of a normal safelane. At least Slardar is useful once he has Blink though, Cent needs some more HP regen items to be able to afford double edge.

>>153583330
visage is pretty dog shit right now, you can get the same dps on towers with drow venge and venge is infinitely more useful than visage

>>153583029
at least make it relatively inteligent
>Silver Bullet
Demo Edge (2400) + 1600 recipe (300 second cooldown)
(once completed this item has no stats and is sharable)
Your next killing blow on a hero will disable his cooldown until he respawns. 300 Second Cooldown

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Apologize.

>>153583330
visage is trash m80

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>>153583223
>Clan Iraq vs Juice
I remember that shitposting

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>TWO Jamaican stereotypes

uhhh dotards?

>>153581997
all women attract flies (beta males) when exposed
putting on a wrapper (headscarf) keeps it fresh and keeps the scum away

>>153583454

puck already have no damage

so it's just agiPuck

>>153583618
YOU HAVEN'T EVEN DONE ANYTHING YOU STUPID FUCK

https://www.reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/50ne52/riot_esports_director_and_boss_implicated_in/
LEL ESPORT GETTING BTFO

>>153583705

>clan_iraq is one person

At one point he might have been. But clan_iraq has become so much more. An idea born out of the chaos and mudslinging MUH FEELS gaming that has ruled Dota with an iron fist for years.

But a tide is coming. An inevitable tide just over the horizon. Where the power of reason that has been given to us is used to its fullest potential to realize optimal builds and strategies free of the superstitious and quid pro quo gestapo that is motherly coo gamining. Where genius and imagination are your only paintbrushes on a canvas that spans across the entire jungle.

And that feeling of freedom is in each and every one of us. For we are all clan_iraq, some of just choose to ignore that voice within us. You merely have to let yourself be carried by it.

We are the cabal.

>>153581203
based W33 the Reddit Destroyer, good guy

>>153583330
half of the popular hero pool at TI6 were really good against visage and tanky dual offlanes don't help his case. I think it was the wrong tournament for him.

>>153582983
"sorry" is very slightly bigger than "bad"

Wow.. you seem nice honestly.

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>that feel when you fall for the deprecated meme music movement for your late night dotes
Really comfy last hitting time though

>>153583618
Just fuck my shit up Pham

>was a support player
>started playing carry exclussively to rise mmr
>my kda and gamesense improves
>lose 3 games because of lmao no vision
>next game teammates pick cores and I get told to pick support
>pick support
>win both next games

I forgot how relaxing supporting was.. All those shitters that don't gank mid/ward at the same fucking spots

I had no wards countered.

I am so happy.

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When is Arteezy streaming....

>>153583798

>reddit destroyer

not anymore

he used to be when he was a tryhard kebab cheating his way through euro inhouses, spamming meepo and earthspirit, and trying to cuck whitebois out of the 8k mmr race

but EE redditified him

>>153583205
lets say necrophos hits you with a dagon for 400 magic damage
you lose 300 life
he gets +10 hp/s and +10 mana/s regeneration for 6 seconds
you get -150 healable max HP for 60 seconds (your max hp doesn't get lowered, but you can only heal up to max-150)

whats wrong with those numbers

>>153582201
Remove glimmercape from the game
fixed

>check my 4chan tab
>it's got a little red mark on it
you guys make me so happy :3

What is so special about RTZ's stream?

@153584082

>red

so the thread got locked?

>>153583223
No damage.
No lockdown when diffu runs out and it WILL run out.
Not tanky, since the rework that took away his magic resist.
Sub par escape and mobility.
Will be made thematically obsolete by the emergence of Monkey king.

>>153583489
Slardar used to be BadCentuar. As long as your feeding wasn't due to bad play you can almost play him the same way and safe a lot more teammates with global MS buff. Play around with max return damage vs double edge in lane and you'll figure out a sweet spot

>>153578131
Because you're looking at the top streamers, not the best streamers

>>153584257

this

the point of centuar is that he rapes safe-lanes that can't deal with his return, i.e. low-hp spell casters who simply can't autoattack him

watch that wings game where they drafted Centaur in TI6

>>153583705
>creator of the mom anti mage ''''build'''' and washed up shitter that only plays unranked
vs
>a proven player in both MMR ranking and pro play, precursor of builds widely regarded as the best for their respective heroes (armlet alch, sb slark)

Easiest choice ever

>>153583223
he's so boring
basically just get as far ahead as you can during laning and hope to god the other 4 people on your team have stuns
otherwise nice try

>>153584410
Feel like many good safelanes can still zone Cent sufficiently though. Maybe I'm not aggressive enough with him, but I don't feel the measly return damage does help you all that much, cause you're faced with burst damage when they try to kill you more than with slow trades.

I thought Kaipi already qualified for the lan, why are they playing another bo5?

>>153584421
>wannabe pro that flopped instantly when he actually got a team and showed how grinding high MMR =/= being a good dota player and has never come up with any builds, the only thing he's known for is crushing newbs in 2k mmr to "prove" something that cabal_kemal already proved with simple math

>>153584776
there's a prize pool for the quali
14k more for 1st place

>>153584776

like >>153584854 said. Vega is also already qualified.

>>153584802
Miracle, w33 and Sumail triple prove that grinding MMR = being a good dota player.

holy fuck this 33 guy is legit

>>153584854
>>153584940
thanks

>>153584945
Are they good because their mmr is hight or their mmr is high because they are good

>>153584945
juice
dragonfist
smash

remind me how well they did at TI6

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>>153584945
>Miracle, w33 and Sumail
>good

>>153585114
Still better than anyone ITT outside of Saksa and moo.

>>153579904
I'd rather have utility void than the autopilot void carry
>Farm
>Notice ult is up
>go get a kill
>go back to farming
>repeat until midgame
>look for ults with as many cores as possible in it

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>>153585162
>2nd and 3rd place at TI
>winner of TWO majors
>not good

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>>153585264
>s-still better than you!
good rebuttal m80

>>153584694
Timbersaw doesn't like burst damage either but everyone still picks him.

like >>153584410 said watch Wings centaur game to get a better idea

>>153576092

not hard to do if you are a white boy

that bitch is the definition of a submissive trophy asian gf

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how do I lose every game without getting reported?


I wanna get 1 mmr hepl me please

>>153585462
Sing go back to your game lmao

Okay, I'm pretty sure even Purge is getting annoyed with Slacks now.

>Slacks: "DON'T SHOW THE ACTION PIMP!"
>Purge: "Are you serious?"

>>153585114

sumail and miracle with shit supports and a shit captain would play like MUFC

perus have kids that can outlane everyone but they have exactly 0 good captains so the whole scene is fucking shit

if there was a peruvian ppd they would legit be top4 in TI

slacks joke about purges kids was pretty funny

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>>153585476

Pick this hero every game, itll come naturally

>shitshit

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>>153585394
>implying anyone cares about honeypot places and majors

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>>153585496

no

>>153585646
Amerishat detected

>>153584694

>measly

you're getting return at lvl 1 right? Because you should

it's like 20+ damage of insta-harrass-back at lvl 1. So supports who right click you deal their damage (50) after armor reduction of 3 (which is 70% damage, assuming you buy a ring of protection) and stout shield means they're only doing like, what, 50 x 70% and 50% chance to block 8 flat damage, so that's 35 damage with a 50% chance to make it 27 or so.

So a rubick is going to be hitting you and taking 22 damage and dealing on average of 30 damage. Centaur's starting hp is 660 and the average support's is less than 600.

At level 1 if you establish some sort of lane dominance then things can go pretty smoothly from there. So yeah Centaur offlane is great if they can't simply just chase you down and kill you. If they can't, then you can just walk all over them as they harrass themselves to death

like I wouldn't lane him against a SD mirana trilane or something. But he's solid.

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>SingSing trying desperately to throw the advantage 33 is getting for him
Somebody stop him

>>153583330
>visage
>in the attack speed meta

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>>153585683
>no response
>shitposts

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https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/50onjr/this_slacks_purge_cast_is_hilarious/

>>153585820
BASED REDDITOR WHINING ABOUT REDDIT IN 4CHAN'S /VG/ BOARD AND THREA D/D2G/

TOTALLY THE RITE PLACE FOR THIS EPIC

>>153583223
Networth on PL should be considered half the networth, because the base hero is bad

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>haven't played in 3 weeks due to Steam error
>life's been kinda nice

How has the community been since? Still the same festering slag heap or did Pit Lord revitalize things?

>>153585264
but LLC_UAE beat swiftending

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>>153585820
>slacks_purge_cast

>>153585820
le secret elitist club

kys

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>Ask why our PL is a fucking moron.
>I can't play PL,

>33
jesus
someone stop him

>>153584694
4-5k player here, I have actually never ever lost a lane against a centaur as pos 1, if he doesn't random and get tranquils. Tranquils level 1 is OP.
Like all he does is abuse retard supports who underestimate his kill potential lvl2. Maybe he just barely gets away after he has fairie fire and raindrop, but if the lane makes any sense, the safelane should kill him, since he's an offlaner with no escape and no massive hp pool early on with bad turn/move speed

>>153585505

this

Peruvian players are consistently top 5 in the USA leaderboards, so lack of talent isn't a thing

i'd say lack of support and lack of good captains more than anything

also the fact that they're poor as fuck and have to match fix/boost for their next meal and such, and organizations simply don't have money

so yeah good job valve for taking that into consideration.

First they came for the Memes, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Memer.

Then they came for the Balance, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not IceFrog.

Then they came for the Esports, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Streamcuck.

Then they came for The Game—and there was no one left to speak for me.

watch bone invite CWM to fill pld slot and Kaipi will implode again

>>153586216
Too bad being technically really good is assumed of oyu these days, you gotta have great game awareness and team synergy to be a good team now

>>153586327

>pajkatt, Synderen, CWM, and RTZ are mercenaries you call in when you subconsciously want the team to disband

I have literally done nothing all day but play this game

I haven't showered, got out of my dressing gown, I've barely eaten

Fug

>>153586472
>dressing gown
L O N D O N

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who MENTAL ORGASM here

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Say my name, peasant!

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>Pie on Secret
>Lose
>Pie on Kaipi
>Win

>>153586470
?
Pajkatt was pretty legit as a coach though this TI

>>153586367
>Bulba/n0Skill/Choke4 have good game awareness

>>153586523
>There are men in the world who don't own a dressing gown

You probably don't even wear pyjamas to sleep in

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twitch tv/arteezy

HERE WE GO BOYS

twitch tv/arteezy

HERE WE GO BOYS

twitch tv/arteezy

HERE WE GO BOYS

>>153586532
Reddityyy

>>153586470
>The Disbandmen

>>153586586
They don't, atleast reliably, that's why they're not the best. n0tail did have some good synergy with some of the players though, and they had this thing like with Loda, where n0tail wasn't really the pos 1, eventhough he played the carry

BIG
DICCC
BONE7

>>153586673
idiot.

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>>153585553
but i have 60% winrate on him...

>>153586470

>tfw misery used to be in their ranks

>he transcended

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>Bamboe

lmao the bamboe BM

>>153585476
Just get to like 1,5k or something by picking trashcan cores, below that they dont have the brain functions to understand if youre losing the game

>>153579875
>too complicated
>in a game that has invoker

>>153586856
misery destroyed just one team and it was for pussy so its understandable

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>>153586856
He never asked to be a captain, but it was a job he needed to do.

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What Does The Future Hold For Dota?

>>153587105
>EG
>dominating

apex kek

>>153587105
>CIS
>NA
THE AGE OF CHINAMEN BEGINS

>SingSing finally won something after MLG

Kaipi would be an ok team to root for if Bamboe, who looks like a rat and is a jimmy-level mercenary (aka loser) wouldn't play with them.

>>153587105
Don't equate E 'We won 3 LANs' G to Na'Vi please.

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>>153587171
>>153587180
>>153587225
?

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>Anime lost
;w;

>only reason i enjoyed this match is because mauts internet died
thank you jesus