/hg/ - Halo General

Reach sucks.

>>153409439

Go for it anon.

Visualize your goal.

Make it your bitch.

Reach its my favorite

Reach is one of the best Halo games

which Cortana had the fattest ass?

Why do I have Mk VI armour

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>>153409789
Which indeed...

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Sangheili Ranking:

H2A > H4/5 > H2 = CE > H3 > Reach

>>153409789
4

Her body was perfect in Halo 4

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>>153409636
>there's people who think otherwise

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>>153409789
I don't have the webm of the Cortanas all doing slut type dancing, so have this instead.

>>153410057
>4/5 that high
No

Reminder that the overwhelming majority of the fanbase likes Reach more than 4/5

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>>153410149

>>153410231
Not really, at least not for MP.

>>153410057
I can agree with this.

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>>153410276

>>153410057
H2A > CE > 3 = 2 > Reach > 5 >>>>>> 4

>>153410276
>not the webm

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>>153410334
Yes really.
Everything about Reach is preferred by most compared to 4.
And while there are some that may like 5's multiplayer a bit more, we're in the minority still.

>>153410563
I don't have it.
I do have a Cortana webm, but I think it might get me banned.

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what's the most efficient way to grind req points now?

>>153410613
Weren't those graphs for campaigns?

>>153410613
Cute pic but that's for the campaign levels btw.

>>153410726
I like wza.

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>>153410726
Firefight.

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>>153410149

>4/5 that high

Yeh

>>153410880
>FF
>matches always take 20+ minutes
yeah ok

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>>153409508
THE /HG/TAGE: BUNGIE EDITION is currently accepting clips from now until September 30th. If anyone has a capture card and wants to help other anons get their Halo 3 clips in then post in the thread or send me a message on waypoint so we can set it up. My capture card is working but my laptop is having issues during the recording. The clips that are submitted must be from the following games.
>Halo: Combat Evolved/Anniversary/SPV3
>Halo 2/Vista
>Halo 3
>Halo 3: ODST/Firefight
>Halo Wars
>Halo: Reach
>Halo: The Master Chief Collection (excluding Halo 4/Spartan Ops)
Use the past community’tages as a reference on what to submit. I’ll be looking for casual and competitive clips in the multiplayer and campaign.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh3KQb9dU4c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fofX-OITWMw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bj0swJRlm5g

If you have any questions post them in reply to me or message me on waypoint.
DO YOUR DUTY AND SUBMIT YOUR CLIPS

>>153410726
Action (ball)Sack

>>153409730
How could they fuck up the helmet so much? The rest of the armor looks decent, but Christ, that helmet looks like garbage.

>>153411215
>barely 700 reqs a match
anon pls

>>153410730
Yes. Fair enough.

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>>153411168
>>153410276

>>153410924
But that thing looks ugly and retarded

>>153410924
To each his own I guess

>>153411337
I'm still so fucking mad about this

>>153411579
About her armor, her face, or fucking over Chief?

I'm liking all this cortana booty

>>153411719
All.

And the fact that she's still alive. Her death in Halo 4 meant something. Bringing her back for this dogshit "le evil AI" story line is just awful.

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How do I report post?

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>>153411579
>>153411834
>"The created will always rebellion against their creators. The cycle continues. So we found another solution to preserve peace"
That solution being giant metal space cuttlefish... wait a minute...

>>153411889
whats your gt?

>>153411889
You have to announce it.

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>>153411449

Could be worse

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>>153411914
MOTHERFUCKER

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LOL

>>153411834

It'd be different if she'd been brought back as basically a Flood Infected Precursor-Puppet. At least there'd be some drama there.

>>153412063
>>153411914
The reapers and the Guardians also make the same sounds

They go BUUUUUZZZZZZZ

>>153409804
Post GT. I'll help you get helioskrill and the Halo 4 legendary in under 3 hours achievement at the same time which means we will have space for 2 other anons

>>153412134
>Gravemind controlled Cortana

>>153411661
I like it!

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We have nice spread of ranks.

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>>153412712
Here's depressing look at how far 152 really is.

>>153412712

>Kai hasn't even played that much in like 6 months
>still 9th highest rank

jesus

>>153412712
>>153412782
wheres the recent company activity graph graph-anon

>>153413434

If its gonna be done might aswell show the whole month of august and wait til september 1st. It makes no sense to do it bit by bit and it will show the real inactives over the last month

>>153412782
Which is worse this or Inheritor in reach?

>>153412550
How will we do it so quick?

>>153413752
>what are speedrun strats?

>>153413434
I'm missing some days around start of month, but I can do 7/30-8/30 I guess.
It'll be missing the people who joined in august though.

>>153413752
Just play the game with 4 people, literally zero speedrunning required except maybe the glitch in shutdown.

>>153413752
>How will we do it so quick?
Anon, it's Halo 4. It's not a long campaign as it is, plus with 2-4 people, we will fly through. I promise.

>>153413961
>>153413992
I was just wondering if there would be any special techniques involved because I have no experience with any of that

I'm down if we can get 3 or 4 people

>>153413836
When /hg/ says speed run strats do they mean actual speedrun strats or just running past battles and stuff?

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I did it senpai

Was actually pretty easy since Rocket League is my roomates and mine go to drinking game

>>153414078
There are techniques, but for Halo 3 and 4 you really don't need to use them. The campaigns are pretty short

is there a place where I can suggest UI improvements to 343 cause holy fuck this armor menu is aids

>>153414215
Kind of neat reference. The Tires are called Puma

>>153414315
>it's okay when bungie does it!

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>>153414378

>>153410057
H2A > Wars > 2 > 3 > Reach > CE >> 5 >>>>>>4

>>153414378
But the Bungie games had better armor menus

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>>153414784

>Wars

Shit nigga

>That face
>Those feet
>Those proportions

Sometimes I feel like the "H4/5 Elites are shit" thing is just a meme...

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You are currently browsing /hg/ thread #212.
The featured map is "Boardwalk"

>Previous threads since numbering began:
#211 - Fuck Veggies >>153317159
#210 - Personal Hell >>153231617
#209 - Place Your Bets >>153104959
#208 - Graphs and Ratings >>152998942
#207 - More DLC >>152873348
#206 - 10,000 Hours in MS Paint
#205 - Energy Sword > Gravity Hammer
#204 - Gravity Hammer > Energy Sword
#203 - One General One Company One People
#202 - Achievement Unlocked
#201 - Facebook Steals Our Memes
#200 - Milestone
#199 - Free For All
#198 - Under Cover of Night
#197 - Prepare to Drop
#196 - Hexagons are Real
#195 - Spartans Never Die
#194 - Halo 4 is Technically a Halo Game
#193 - Never Trust a Hinge Head
#192 - In Remembrance of the Beta
#191 - Were It So Easy
#190 - Master Chief's Bizzare Adventure
#189 - Arby Had a Hard Life
#188 - RIP Jul
#187 - Smart A.I. was a Mistake
#186 - Our True Cause
#185 - Black Undersuit
#184 - Heretic Hunt
#183 - Master Chef
#182 - Take the Cruiser Back
#181 - What Were They Thinking
#180 - What About That Stupid Cloak
#179 - Parasite's Cove
#178 - We Numbered Now

>>153411914
>>153412426
difference being that the reapers create hordes of mutilated cyborg zombies, subtly turn people into semi-autonomous slaves, and openly declare themselves to be the arbiters of existence and have the firepower to back it up, while the guardians... float.

>>153415108
Speaking of things terrible about Reach

>>153415108
Good infection map.

>>153415192

>We are beyond your comprehension
>Our motives are incomprehensible to mortals

Bioware dun dug too deep a hole to fill.

>>153415108
This map has to be the second worst in all of Halo.
2nd only to orbital.

Big open spaces which are DMR kill zones, exploitable off-map railings for infection, etc.
Fuck boardwalk.

>>153414378
>only bungie game with a large number of armor perms had a compartmentalized menu so you didn't need to scroll through every variation of every armor piece in one long menu
>"b-bungo's ui is just as bad as 343's!"
send yourself out with a bang

>>153415094
They are shit, but for different reasons.

Wars and reach elites had ridiculous tiny waists and thin legs and looked top heavy

4/5 are way too thick at the waist and have massive ridiculous feet

And then there's 3 elites which are just a little too hunched and have slightly goofy faces

>>153415094
>implying they look like that in-game
have you... actually played Waaw?

>>153411208
>Halo Wars
>Bungie

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>>153415610

>massive ridiculous feet

They've always had big feet, though. It's part of their appeal.

>>153415712
Bungie era, yes.

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>>153415753
Yes but not this big

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>>153416035

Looks good to me. Excellent for curb-stomping Brutes.

I never got why "big feet" is a criticism, desu.

>>153415610
>>153415753
Well, elites are loosely based on theropods (two legged dinosaurs). See how their legs look like they're divided into three sections as opposed to our two? That bottom section is actually the part of the lag that evolved into our foot. Their "foot" is essentially our foot platform and toes. Look at dog legs, they're exactly the same, hence why it looks like they have a toe in the middle of their lower leg.

Also it's pretty clear their foot doesn't fill up that entire shoe, I'd suspect they stand on something like high heels.

>>153416035
>bother wearing armor
>not covering your arms
Why don't they just go into battle naked apart from a shield generator?

>>153416230
because redesigning a series mainstay to make it easier for toy companies to communicate the appearance into megablox figures is a shit thing to do

>>153416230
it just makes them look more bestial and less intelligent which is the opposite of how elites should be designed.

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>>153416393

But they originally had hooves, then H3/Reach gave them toes, and now they have hooves again. It's actually less a redesign and more of a return to form.

>>153416446

Wouldn't the feet be much less relevant to how intelligent a creature looks when it also has claws, fangs, mandibles, and slit eyes?

>>153413961
>play it the other day with three other /hg/ anons
>none of them remember what to do in H4's campaign
One of them at least mimmicked the stuff I did and saved us from one section, but they know who they are, and they know who I am.

>>153415558
Don't forget that Reach's list was also "sorted." 5's list is completely random and doesn't offer any sorting other than "locked or unlocked." Even the default armor, Recruit, isn't always the first one.

>>153417197
name them so we know who the casuals are

>>153416998
They had hooves in 3. Stop this meme

>>153415108
I fucking hate this map

>>153412086
hot

>>153417504
No, that serves no purpose. And only one of them is "casual", but he was the one doing the shit we needed in level Forerunner.
Antics caused us to only get part time on Dawn and Infinity, which was also the range of levels we played.

>>153412086
that animation is way too stiff to be taken seriously
and that dong model is hilarious

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>>153417680

Nah, those are toes right thur.

They call them hooves but we all know the truth...

>playing h2 legendary
>at the end of metropolis
>split a dozen wraith mortars and 6 rockets between two wraiths
>still not dead
>out of options
>running away as I fruitlessly waste my beam rifle
>mortar lands somewhere on planet earth
>-110

This game is objectively bad.

>>153418319
Ok

>>153418319
Git Gud

In MCC, is there a way to check things like Par Score and Time, and what your previous records were, in the menu before starting?

>>153418651
Yes.

>>153418319

>Not punching the Wraith to death
>Without boarding it

>>153409508
I like threads that start with logos
Post more /hg/ logo edits
I'd like to see more in the OP

>>153418682
W-would you mind telling me how?

>>153418651
Go to leaderboards and sort by mission, difficulty, solo/co op.

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>>153418776

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>>153418776

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>>153418776
A classic

>>153418592
>>153418714
No, it's okay, I eventually got it by making the wraith despawn. By all means defend a game that's only playable if you break it though.

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>>153418776
My personal favorite

Someone whip out the Civil War one

>>153419076
/hg/ vacation to a hot spring when?

>>153419146
I don't have to.
I beat it without "breaking" it.
Have a good one

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My dog's dead.
Just thought I'd update you guys, some of you might get a jolly out of it, knowing I'm kinda fucked up right now, that dog's been around since I was 4 years old.

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>>153419221
It's not that accurate anymore, especially with the arrival of new regulars like Red and Path.

But it's still great

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>>153418776

>>153419304
I know how that feels man. Sorry to hear that

>>153419270
True, you don't have to. It would be wasted effort since the world established that legendary is artificially difficult over a decade ago now.

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>>153419304
sleep well pupper. you earned it.

>>153419304
I'm so sorry, Lemmings.
I'm sure you feel really shitty right now.
If there's anything I can do, let me know.
Hang in there, bud. You'll be fine.

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>>153419446

>>153419304
Have a drink maybe. Get some sleep. You'll see your dog again some day, so don't be too sad. He's waiting for you now.

>>153419678
I mean, you can pretend that you're correct all you like. But any game that's actually easier to learn to speedrun instead of playing normally is fundamentally broken.

>>153419831
It's easier for me to play normally... does that mean... I'm broken?

>>153419831
>It's not me that's bad, it's the game
K

>finishing an ODST level always loads you back into Mombasa streets
You'd think they would have allowed an option to not do that. Am I missing it?

>>153419831
I best Halo 2 on legendary when I was 6 years old. To date I don't know how to speedrun it. But whatever man I'm sure you're the expert.

>>153419921
>>153419957
>>153420109
>Giving this bad his (YOU)'s
Stop. He won't, but you can. Stop replying to him.

>>153419921
Probably. There's many different ways to be broken. Some murder, some rape, you like Halo 2's legendary.

>>153419957
>it's not the game that's bad when you have a level which immediately pushes you through a chokehold with 5 one shot kill, rarely missing, and quick to acquire a target enemies
>it's not the game that's bad when you have a level which spawns you with one of the worst weapons in the game in a location which will result in your death in under a second until the RNG gods smile upon you

You are provably wrong.

>>153419164
What would be an appropriate thread title for this?

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Post all your results feom the campaign challenge here.

>>153418787
I think I'm doing it right, but I don't see myself on there for missions I've done.
Which is weird, because the "Top 5 Friends" list before the mission starts lists me as the fastest runner of Tayari Plaza on my friends list.
Also, scrolling over unplayed missions crashes the game.

>>153420483
I'm still working on mine

>>153420590
It works for me... but then again that's MCC in a nutshell isn't it. It just favors some people.

>>153420483
Rolling

>>153420483
These are all legendary, right? I still have to do mine, which was Crow's Nest/Famine.

>>153420774
Yeah all legendary.
I have the same one as you
Maybe we can team up

Let's say a few nice words for Lemmings' pup

>>153420774
Oh man, you lucked out. The only part of that level which is changed by that skull can be cheesed with a deployable cover.

>>153420909
I didn't know the dog, but he sounded like a loyal friend. I'm sure he's resting easy now in the big dog park in the sky.

>>153419304
sorry for you loss lemmings.

>>153420909
A canine companion is the closest of friends.
They will see each other again. Of that I'm sure. God bless.

>>153420858
Are we even allowed to do them co-op? Doesn't that defeat the purpose?

>>153420979
Which part? I'm guessing it involves drones?

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>>153421212
God's not real.

>>153420909
Lemmings I never knew your dog, but I'm sure he had a great life with you in it. Stay strong for him like he was for you. RIP lemmings dog

>>153421479
Yeah, that's the one.

>>153421595
There are like two or three areas with drones. Is it the one in the big cave area? What do you do?

Reach is my favorite

>>153421479
As the guy that wrote the list, I don't see why co-op would be a problem. It's an excuse to play the campaign with friends.

>>153421496
Yes he is

>>153421680
Just toss the deployable cover in front of the turret. I don't know if the barrel has to stick out or if you can shoot through it, but just toss it close enough to cover you and let loose.

Ju are WZFF spawns so shit?

>Rereading Contact Harvest

Joseph Staten's a good writer but I feel like he's better fit for visual media like games and cinematics. He has a tendency to go into unnecessary detail which feels cluttered in writing, but would likely serve well in cutscenes.

>>153422157
Most fiction/high fantasy writers are like that.
Not "defending" him or anything, just pointing out he's in popular company.

Wait a minute

Apparently you can't LAN MCC without internet

And even with internet. All people need to be on the same wireless network (no Ethernet cables or LAN boxes) and need XBL gold subscriptions.

What the actual fuck 343

>>153422620
That's a limitation of the Bone.

>>153422713
No it's not. Gears ultimate edition has full offline lan

It's just 343 being mind-bogglingly retarded/incompetent as usual.

>>153422620
>Apparently you can't LAN MCC without internet
Yes you can. I've done it. You need a router that gives off a network signal. The router doesn't actually have to be connected to the internet.
>And even with internet. All people need to be on the same wireless network (no Ethernet cables or LAN boxes) and need XBL gold subscriptions.
I can't confirm the subscription part or not, but we were all LANned together with ether net cables and it worked.

>>153422620
It's really retarded, but you actually can do it through lan

>>153421773
Can I also have on IWHBYD and Grunt Birthday Party?

>>153423005
I don't see why not

So I'm going to relaunch the Gears of War general in September. Anyone interested in joining?

>>153423274
Yeah ill join

>>153423274
no

>>153423274
Maybe

>>153423274
Why relaunch Gears General when we can evolve into Xbone General

>>153423441
>Why relaunch Gears General when we can evolve into Xbone General
Because some people here don't like gears

>rolled guilty spark with black eye and malfunction
>only die once, shoot the arms off of the flood and leave them alive as punching bags for when I need shields
>make it through in 20-30 minutes
>forgot to turn on scoring, can't prove it

JUST

I may just do it again, it was far easier than it had any right to be.

>>153422856
>>153422906
As someone who's never tried, I just searched it up.


Literally everywhere is saying internet is required and you need XBL gold.

>>153422906
Please go on, anon

>>153423779
just post a link from your game history

>>153423878
Like I said, I can't confirm if we all had XBL gold... I know we were using guest profiles under main profiles.

But we definitely were not connected to the internet.

>>153422856
>>153422906
How do I do it with cables / offline niggros

I've heard before it's possible but extreme retarded to set up

>>153423525
Fucking gringos

>>153424147
What we did is we had 4 Xbones, and we connected them to a router in the middle of the hall that 2asnt connected to the internet, it was just plugged into the wall so it could have power.

Then we all signed in and connected on the MCC. It was uncomventinal, but it worked.

>>153424061
Campaign history doesn't show up on waypoint.

Yeah, I'll just go grab a snack and then do it again. The cluster of jackals over the first hill are a bitch to deal with, but it's more or less smooth sailing from that point onward.

>>153424614
>Flood Level
>the hardest part is the small section with covies
Who would have thought

>>153422620
Because gamers and game developers are fucking retards who think old and outdated mean the same thing

Somehow, in 343's eyes this is superior:

>connect to internet (if it's not down/slow)
>connect to XBL (if it's not down, which is it quite frequently
>pay monthly subscription for multiplayer access
>connect through a local wireless network that doesn't need XBL to be used but you have to have XBL anyways
>play

To this:

>plug in Ethernet to game console
>connect Ethernet to other console/LAN hub
>switch to local network ingame
>play

It's like inventing a Spoon 2.0 that performs better than a regular spoon 3% of the time but requires to be plugged into a wall for power at all times and occasionally doesn't work at all

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Any of you eggheads going to help me put on some lotion?

So, if I'm buying skylanders, do I need to heck to make sure certain pieces are compatible with my console?
Are there Xbox One specific skylanders?
Or do all Pisces work with all consoles?

>>153425775
why are you asking that in here?

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I started doing some MCC missions, and MAN the AI is bad at times.
Saw the grunts in front of the elevator at the end of Crow's Nest just standing there, facing the wall.

>>153425775
>buying any of those fucking shit tier physical mcdonalds toy DLC

amiibos and skylanders are fucking cancer and are made just to suck up money from little kids

I don't actually care about most of them except for shovel knight co-op being locked behind an amiibo and wolf companion in zelda U being the same

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>>153359410
Also this. I'm blind and didn't even see the chaingun in the drone room, so I did the level without skipping fights. Probably the "hardest" part was either the first chieftan room or the part with like seven grunt turrets, just because I'd kill so many things that I'd run out of BR ammo.

>>153426261
You won't like the NX then.

amiibos sold really well and they play an integral part in the NX. both hardware and software.

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>>153420483
I haven't done my first one from last thread yet, but I might as well make it two.

Rolling, pls no Halo 5, I don't have that one

>>153420483
Oh, I'll just link it here. >>153426617

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>>153419426
>>153419587
>>153419598
>>153419776
>>153421197
>>153420909
>>153420986
>>153421212
>>153421547
Thanks guys.

>>153427359
Was that a tumor on pup's head? Or just a dark colored patch of fur

>>153427601
Just a dormant cyst.

>>153425181
I don't think developers are the dumb ones. I think that their publishers pull the strings and the masses are too dumb to care. Who needs LAN, dudebrodawg, we have XBL.

Every one of us who bought an xbone is complicit in that, by the way. Microsoft had every intention of fucking is any way they could and we bought one anyway.

>>153427359
Stay strong, friend

>>153427359
Just remember all the good times you had with your dog. I also had a dog my whole childhood he was my best friend growing up so I know how it goes. Shit sucks but that's life.

>>153423274
It won't last m8 but i'll join.

>>153427192
Hahahahahahahahaahahahahaha

>buy used controller
>turns out to be the launch version with the weird bumpers

Damn these bumpers are shit. Who thought that these were acceptable. The entire top half of them literally can't be pressed in.

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>>153420483
I'm not sure if you meant the old ones but here's the only challenge i have.

>>153428123
Same. Sucks. My childhood dog was awesome, we would go on adventures up the mountain in my backyard together, and he would chase away coyotes when they tried to eat our chickens or had cornered the cats up a tree. Then afterwards he would go and lick the cat/chicken to make sure they were okay. And he was smart enough to not go after bears or cubs.

Dogs are probably some of the best things on this planet.

Alright Red.
You played your Banjo Kazooie, you played your Altered Beast, you played your Soul Caliber II.
You've procrastinated long enough. You claim you're going to "git gud again" starting in September. So either you have a game to 100% you're pulling out of your ass or its time to stop procrastinating.

>>153420590
>finish levels
>Top 5 Friend Scores
>Red not even on there
This is bullshit, MCC. He beat every mission.

>>153428710
Dogs are phenominal creatures.
They have literally Evolved from wolves to be loyal beasts to humanity. There's really nothing else like them.

I miss mine too. But every time I head back to my home town, I make sure to visit the spot where I buried him. I'm sure he's in a good place.

>>153428710
Shame they live such short lives.
The dog that was put down today was called Darla, 4 years ago her brother Sherman had to be put down due to sudden unexpected complications. Those dogs were my brother and I's childhood, and now the last real tie to our childhood has been cut, it's tough.

>>153429136
>There's really nothing else like them.
Blacks.

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>that time Johnson haunted you before he died
http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/Chaosdroid%202/video/21075686

>>153429136
I wish I was there when we had to put down my dog. I was a kid, so I was too scared and i stayed home while my parents wet out to the vet and did it. Kinda regret not being there.

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>>153419304
>>153427359
I had to put down mine last november, ugly nigger was like my brother for 15 years. I'm not gonna lie and tell you it's gonna be easy and you'll get over it because you won't, but as the time passes you'll learn to live with that loss.
Good luck anon.

>>153429171
Same with my doggo. Sudden weird health issues and within a month they're gone. Such is life :(

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>>153429230
>Johnson was a ghost the entire time
>he actually died on the Halo ring in CE
FUCK

>>153429534
>johnson in halo 2 and 3 was just a PTSD hallucination in master chief's mind

>>153429667
Then was master gunz???

>>153429667

>Chief never left the cryotube in CE
>Everything after was a dream brought on by his awakening

>>153429815
>wakes up again
>it was all a dream again
>is a kid wearing a superhero costume and a toy gun and his mom is named Catherine

>>153429815
>Chief's just rolling on the ground and having a seizure as two confused guys try to get him out of the pod back at Earth following humanity's victory

>>153429815
>Chief never left the cryotube in CE
>Everything after was a dream brought on by his awakening
>never left the cryotube
>was a dream brought on by his awakening
>never left
>his awakening
???

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Is this easy mode? Rolling again.

>>153430187
I don't know why I roll these things when I hate half of these games. Consider me pussing out.

>>153429996
what is link's awaking?
it's Cortana's dream world. she running a simulation inside chief's head. this also explains his armor change in halo 4.
just how far does this rabbit hole go?

>>153429996

In "The Flood" it mentions that dreams are brought on as a side-effect of being brought out of cryo.

Get lore, newbs

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>>153429534
>>153429667
>>153429732

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just finished co-oping the campaigns with my little bro for the first time

>mfw he said he liked 2 the best

>>153420483
Fuck it, rolling

>>153431293
How big's his dick?

>>153431293
Maybe there's hope yet

Here all we have is halo 4 lovers
And when halo 6 comes out they'll have that and think 5 was great

>>153431293
Glad some millennial kid has better taste than 80% of the company.

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>>153428895
It's funny you mention that because I literally just bought the next game I'm going to 100%

>>153429061
As one of the people that has generally decent experiences on MCC, even I will tell you that the leaderboards are beyond fucked. Apparently one of the major updates wiped out a lot of the scoring/timing records along with playlist saves (that infuriated a lot of us that were in the middle of LASO run-throughs at the time). Apparently now it works better, but a lot of people's times were lost. Then again, it's perfectly possible that I'm just not on your top 5 friends' list for any levels, but I would think I'd be on at least some as when I was going for the Legendary speedruns I got a ton of points for some levels.

>>153429354
Same with my dog. He was fine up until a week before he passed.

>>153432375
>retail
What's the point?

>>153432375
>it's perfectly possible that I'm just not on your top 5 friends' list for any levels
The "top 5 list" only shows about 2 people. Sometimes it even shows me, who I don't have added to my friends list for personal reasons.

What is this weird forge map I got in Slayer? Never seen it before.

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>>153432514
I buy retail whenever possible

>>153432704
>>153432375
Retail is absolutely pointless now though.
You don't own the game on the disc anymore than you own a digital download.

>>153432375
Do you just get the games for achievements?

>>153432704
You picking up KI when it gets another physical release next month?

>>153433105
FUCK NO

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>>153432931
No. But I really like RE4.
It only has 12 achievements and they can all pretty much be gotten by playing the game once on normal and once on pro. So it's not like I'm really farming them.

>>153432958
Well, I already have the first Killer Instinct retail disc (although looking around right now, I can't seem to find it, so here, have a shump game in its place).
What is on it? I'm guessing all of season 1 and 2?

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>>153433141
Do you have a problem, anon?

>>153433379
Every season, an exclusive skin for Gargos, and don't take my word on this, I believe it comes with some KI gold

Does spectate function work?
It always sends me to the menu.

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>>153433528
What the fuck

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>>153432251
You were born before 1983? Get outta here old man.

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>>153434273
Bump

>>153432924
Unless MS implanted a needle that automatically scratches your discs upon losing your account, I'll stick with retail.

>>153436419
>Unless MS implanted a needle that automatically scratches your discs upon losing your account, I'll stick with retail.
Yes good goy, buy retail again!

>>153432924
What do you mean? Can't I play the game on disk one different xboxes and offline?

>>153436465
For now.

Until MS pushes an update that disables your shit. They can do that so you don't really own anything.

>>153436696
Could they not do that with 360?

>>153436464
>again

I don't think you understand, m80. I don't have to buy it again because discs aren't a one time download.

>>153436757
Retard over here just discovered for the first time that you sign a EULA when you play a game and that violation of that EULA could result in being banned from their services. There's no key sitting no your disc, and you didn't have to input a key when you installed the game.

A disc does not get banned. Ever. They can ban your account. They can ban you via your eeprom, or hardware specific console ID, or whatever the fuck they use these days. But they cannot ban a disc.

>>153433552
Also behind the scenes stuff.

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>>1269754

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Don't open this image

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>>153438349
You can't tell me what to do

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The TRUE dedication chart
>less than 2000
Kill self

>5000
Noobie

>1000
Enthusiast

>2000
Hobby man

>5000
Halo lover

>10000
Forerunner

>max halo score
Dedicated big guy

>max + pro league player
Opinion actually matters

>pro player + machiama maker+ max
ODST

>all above + voice actor
Conan+ rooster teeth teir

>developer at 343
Kill self but fix halo first

>chief+ Johnson+ guilty spark+arbiter+ buck voice actor and live action actor
bro teir

>Locke+ tanaka+ vale voice actor
WE WAS SPARTANS N SHIEEET

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HEXAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS

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>>153438526
This is the worst post I've seen in a long time.

>>153439604
<<<

>>153439660
And I'm sure you constantly uphold the lofty standards to which all /hg/ posts are required to live. Faggot.

>open gold
>see "Mark IV"
>shit myself
>see next line
>Arcadia
>it's a cool helmet with a faggy chessboard-looking pattern on the head

So close and yet so far.

>whitecell mm
Why'd they add this shitty map?

I haven't touched Halo Online in forever, is it ded

>>153441445
The official version is, but dewrito is still up last I checked.

>>153441445
Was it ever alive?

It's honestly kinda sad that people are idling warzone ff just to get fucking armor and le cool weapons ffs

>>153447095
Make an angry thread about it on Reddit and Waypoint

>>153447130
no i'll anonymously complain about it to people who probably do it themselves

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>Page 10

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>plat to onyx in 54 games

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What branch of the UNSC would you serve in, anon?
Helljumper reporting in.

>>153451519
Prowler pilot.

>>153451519
Joy Division.

Quality Waypoint thread

https://www.halowaypoint.com/en-us/forums/6e35355aecdf4fd0acdaee3cc4156fd4/topics/a-few-ways-sgt-johnson-could-return-in-halo-6/b36620e3-1fa1-47bc-8459-d4ca0931a36d/posts

>>153451519
Penis inspection division

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>>153451519
HellBringer, standing by.

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>>153452909
>number 3 A monitor while trying to heal the ark could of healed Sgt Johnson as well
This already happened once before, never again!

>>153420483
Let's start one for today.

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My internet is really bad today, anyone else have problems with it?

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>>153456380
I'm having trouble with my Internet too.

>>153420483
rolling

>>153456529
>>153456380
comcast?

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>>153456773
I lied!

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>>153455441

>page 10
du

>>153461549
Blame 3v4i.

If they had released a good game instead of Haloduty 5 we might have more to talk about.

Knock knock
>who's there?
Halo
>Halo who?
Halo 5: guardians
>that's not a halo game

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>page 10

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>>153465434

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I was really hoping you guys would let the thread die so I could post /hg/ - Resurrection Edition

>>153462624
____ (you) ____

>>153468010
>implying Halo 5 is a good game
It's not even funny anymore

>>153468010
>the company is filled with people that like 5 more than CE
Just

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>>153468075
>>153468123
5 is better than this piece of shit

>>153468123
>the company is filled with people that like 5 more than CE
Not really, it's just 2 or 3 people. They're just very vocal on the board.

>>153468180
In how multiplayer plays, sure.
In everything else? I mean, you can believe that if you want to I guess.

>>153468180
4U

>>153468180
I enjoy 5's multiplayer gameplay and forge more.
I enjoy Reach's campaign, multiplayer maps, firefight, and musical score more.

They're about even for me. Reach might have a slight edge overall, but that's just my opinion.

>>153468180
Not with that sad excuse for a campaign it isn't

>>153468180
>Campaign missions
Reach > 5

>Story
Reach > 5

>Gameplay
Reach < 5

>Multiplayer
Reach < 5

>Forge
Reach < 5

>Custom games
Reach < 5

>Coop
Reach > 5

>Weapon balance
Reach < 5

>>153468123
MP? Absolutely. Campaign? Literally no one thinks that.

>>153469098
Campaign is just as if not more important than multiplayer to many many people.

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>tfw no qt halo gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plUzvHmvnvE

>>153469098
I guess I don't exist

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>>153468975
>>153468180

>>153469317
We're not talking about 4.

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>>153469304
If you think Haloduty 5's campaign is better than Reach's then your name is Brian Reed and you shouldn't exist.

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>>153469294
She's average at best, and every Halo game shes played has less than half the gamerscore for each. You have shit taste in women t b h f a m

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>>153469619
>Haloduty
The campaign is objectively shit but comparing it with CoD is a retarded argument.

>>153469757
At least she's not a camwhore or a slutty "halo fan" like those in your pic, i mean seriously why aren't they wearing their helmets?

>>153470018
At least she's not a camwhore
lol she streams, how is that not a camwhore?

>bad at halo
>cant even complete a campaign
>only wins because betas orbit so hard
>average looking
lol no you just have shit taste. I'm sure you'd like any chick that gave you the slightest attention.

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>>153470223
>I'm sure you'd like any chick that gave you the slightest attention.
At least you got that right.

>>153469757
These dumb bitches can't do anything right. Those costumes are DOG SHIT

>>153452909
I just know Johnson will be referenced in Halo Wars 2

>Complete NMPD HQ without dying on Heroic or Legendary
>Dutch lasers me
T-thanks.

>>153472868
Git gud

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CE fans

Will the PC release save Halo?