/pdg/ - Payday: The Heist, Payday 2 and Payday:Crimewar General

First for the Overkill dlc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdTgrI81E6o

2nd for silenced meme weapons are actually viable...it might be even too strong.

Reminder that if you don't have Inspire you should take die hard basic + combat doctor basic for that sweet 80% damage resistance while reviving. It's 3 fucking points.

>>153363091
>>(New) Workshop Manual
It's not that new at this point

>>153364012
Silent meme is only good for ARs, and it's still not a good choice tee bee eightch

>>153364293
No way, I could get Lockpicking with those 3 points.

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>>153364012
>mfw the accuracy boost makes all AR viable since they're now able to hit at long range.

I really fucking miss the 18 accuracy / 25 stability old days.

>>153366592
You can still get max accuracy and max stability even without silent shitter.
>18/25
>total ammo
Pick one and only one.

How is silent killer bad

>>153367357
it's only good to make shitty ARs less shitty

>>153367357
half pointless/10

Usually, assault rifles and submemeguns hit the basic breakpoints, no need to spend 12 points to make them hit other questionables breakpoints.

>>153368392
I use Silent killer with the repeater. without it I wouldnt be able to oneshot tazers on DW.
probably same shit with other sniper rifles

also who the hell uses ARs nowadays anyway?

GET THE FUCK UP

Stay dead.

>>153369272
>i use a bad weapon on purpose
that's the spirit

>>153372219
Welcome to /pdg/, where people make mediocre builds to turn shitty guns into subpar guns, instead of making good builds to turn great guns into godly guns.

>>153371740
Hey you, get on feet!

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>>153369272
>he doesn't like to use the AK 7.62 or the Falcon rifle,

Of course, stick to your Locomotive or R93 meta loadout.

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>>153369272
>he doesn't use the meme-4

>>153372778
try-hard meta is so 2014. Since the devs are really wanting to make the game casual, might as well spice things up and try original builds/loadout

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>everyone is a killwhoring tard that spends their skill points in useless shit like silent killer or anything from the fugitive trees
>tfw Inspire, C4, and ammo+medbags with Jack Of all Trades, plus secondary saw and drill skills
Who /gettingitdone/ where?

>>153373596
>Loco or R93
>being meta
>2014+2
You must be kidding me.

>>153375606
the loco is still king desu

>>153375837
Not in an era where the HE Judge can get 1:1 ammo sustain on DW with Overkill Basic.

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>>153375913
>Overkill Basic
>wasting 16 points just like that

>>153376160
It's the golden age of shotguns in PD2. Not having OverSKILL is a poor choice.

>>153376385
Shotguns have always been retardedly good, always
You don't even need Overkill to faceroll with them

What are the odds of us getting an update announcement today?

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>>153374614
/speedrun/fag here, i'm always sure i'll be the last one kicked from transport jobs with a saw/shaped charges combo.

Also is lockpicking expert aced is worth something when you have those two tools already ?

>>153379070
0

>>153381201
:3?

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Daily reminder that the flamethrower is a good weapon that can be taken seriously for hardcore Death wish games

sooo...still no update?
no date al least?

>>153381854
But d1 can be stealthed.
It's just stupidly hard.

>>153384776
The fact that it can actually be stealthed makes the question a million times worse, coming from the host

holy fucking shit you are some stupid goyim

>>153384731
Two days, that's our last hope.

i like to yell at jews on the internet

it's so hip and cool and edgy and epiKKK

KKK KKK KKK

K K K
K
K

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I tried maniac and now I'm going back to gambler

>host wants to duo firestarter,
>spend 8 minutes to finish day one,
>say we should take another job with less bags to move,
>host say "okay, juwerelry store ?"

just kill me already

>>153386130
calm down and slam my boipuss goy

host your own games, lads

>>153386461
gladly

>>153386471
>Actually playing this game.

>>153386661
>>153386461
same /utg/ fag

>>153386775
you wish

tumblrtale is trash btw lol

GO GET IT

>Stealth bank:heist,
>decide to kill all the civilians and spare the guards,

BAINS GONNA FREAK

RAISE YOUR HANDS IF YOU LOVE HARD HITTING ROCK CLUBS

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79th for biker safes opening

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aprJ5UC6OZ8

>>153388160
thank forklift wolf

WE ARE IN THE WRONG LINE OF BUSINESS

>>153388160
thank forklift wolf

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>>153388685
>can't even get his quotes right

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Best character of the game incoming

>>153390542
REE DELETE THIS

FOR OUR NEXT BIG SCORE

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>no akimbo stryk
>no akimbo gruber
>no akimbo judge
>no akimbo mini uzi
>no akimbo brenner

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>>153391364
>no akimbo mauser c96

>>153391364
>wanting akimbo gruber

just set phasers to wildly miss

You missed some

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>You missed some

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>>153395426
>not wanting to be /goldeneye/
it's like you hate fun

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>>153317235
>>153318452
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Doctor Fantastic (doctor_fantastic)
- Earn Some Pocket Money (earn_250k_cash)

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

>no dozers with akimbo KSP
>no dozers with shield and KSP
>no dozers with chimano

Jesus christ, how many posts got nuked?

>>153397730
>no dozers with both akimbo chimanos and a shield
>no clock dozers

>no taze dozers

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>>153397730
>no dozer with minigun on one hand and rpg on the other

>no deathwish 145+

>>153398181
I dread a harder difficulty coming out just because it means I have to do Goat Sim Pro again and also grind out a difficulty mask.

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>>153397459
Dual Cobras.

>>153398371
>not liking goat sim

>>153398371
Difficulty rebalance? sure
New difficulty? probably never going to happen

>>153399610
they are going to buff DW and then make new one between overkill and DW

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>trying to get this really hard achievement
>after days of trying I finally finish the game
>as I'm running with the last bag and throw it into the car
>I'm so happy because I finally got it
>no steam popup
>plsno.png
>it's for the 3 day mission but on the same map
>mfw

WHY IS THIS ALLOWED IT'S THE SAME MAP WITH THE SAME SHIT IN IT. YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO COMPLETE DAY 2 AND 3
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

9 paintings?

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>>153402431
did you fucking do "we do it live!" on art gallery?

are you

literally retarded

im done

fuck this

youre literally worse than people that say cloackre

>>153403532
Yes

>>153403682
no u

>>153403857
You can finish day one and then quit and you'll still get it

>>153404116
This. Once you get the achievement popup you can quit the heist without doing the rest - though you should probably trade the paintings on day 2 as there another cheevo for that.

>>153404116
I know I'm just pissed that the same map on a different mission doesn't count.

>>153402431
>9 paintings
>hard

get good, use trip mines

>>153404294
>decide to get the white christmas masks
>start on overkill and go down, as there's no mask for DW unless you're all wearing WC masks
>doing the mission on DW doesn't unlock the achievements for the lower difficulties
ree

>>153405878
>use trip mines
won't that trigger the alarm?

>>153406212
You'll trigger the alarm faggot.

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>>153406461

>>153406212
maybe if you're retarded enough to ask that question they will

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>>153406212

>>153406212
ill give you the benefit of the doubt and assume youre new

outside of certain specific heists, tripmines + body bags are almost always better than ECMs

trip mines can be set to sensor mode, where instead of detonating they mark guards and emit a beep

get 14 of them, place them around guard chokepoints

the only time i takr ecms for solo play is if i need to open doors and keycards are too difficult/rare to use

also protip if you see a guard mark them

>>153408815
>trip mines can be set to sensor mode, where instead of detonating they mark guards and emit a beep
Didn't know that, thanks!

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>can't use c4 on the yellow door of HM day 2

fucking bullshit

>>153409167
red = explode
blue = not explode unless shot

remember the color coding

>>153409167
take a look at the long guide and, albeit outdated, check out the TM$ stealf guide

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No idea if these codes are still good. Swooped them off a forum post so they may be used. And posted in group chat. For gage mod pack
8N6T6-BWP4R-IND4J
C9CZZ-W865T-KN8AE

dad gam

dad thrad

>accidentally find sokol porn

kill me

>the shitposters that bump this thread are all banned
>thread starts dying

boy whoda thunk

>>153413050
>finding sokol porn
>a bad things

pick ONE and only ONE

>>153414439
But I'm not banned

>>153414439
If it's to keep the thread alive shitpost should be spread, not the "kys faggot" non stop spam

>>153414537
>>153414540
calling the admin on u for ban eevasion

>>153414703
bain and sode posting are the only acceptable shitposts

>>153414703
>everyone who disagrees with me is spam

epic argument, my legion /b/rother

>>153414847
>announcing your reports

nice rule-breaking post, my legion /b/rother

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>>153414439
ONE

What's the funniest name you've seen in-game?

>>153414997
but i didnt report you :^)

get memed

>>153415191
Carlitos the supersonic mexican

Therm ther ther therm therm ther therm ther ther therm therm

Would you use a perk deck that was all about sprinting fast, dodge while sprinting, and getting stamina back faster/in alternative ways (like on kill)?

>>153415239
>using the shitpost emoticon invented by /s4s/

>>153418341
dodge while sprinting would be useless unless it could compete with the 65% dodge while sprinting people can already get from sneaky bastard

stamina on kill also pretty useless unless you take equally useless shit like shoot while sprinting and reload while sprinting

movement speed buff would have to be pretty significant to be competitive

also i'd say it should have at least some amount of HP regen and/or armor regen while sprinting

>>153419854
I was thinking of amping the sprint dodge up to about 85% with the relevant skills, and maybe capping it there. 20% movespeed buff that stacks with other such buffs, and perhaps having health regen on kill as well as stamina.

I just want to go fast is all.

I wish some of the perk decks were different so each card gave an actual new skills not just

card 1: you restore 4 health
card 3: you restore an additional 5 health
card 5: you restore an additional 8 health

>>153420362
That's too much for one deck

>>153420581
Then drop the health, keep the dodge and speed. If you actually cap dodge chance, then getting a stupid high dodge rate in certain situations should be fine.

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>you need three fucking DLCs to max out the AK/CAR
>they're still shit even when maxedout

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weapon rebalance fucking when ?

SHITTERS GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY GAMES AND STAY OUT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNCVriK5PjI

>>153421393
>that trigger guard
it triggers me

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I-IT'S NOT FAIR

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>>153423034
>surprised that dlc content is superior to vanilla pee-shooter

>>153423034
just use supressor skills

>>153421371
AK 7.62 IS FINE

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>>153424215
I-IT'S NOT FAIR

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>it is the year 2013 + 3.6
>still have to explain people that bags carried on your back in watchdogs day 2 still count
>still have to deal with retards saying "ive been playing since open beta it dosent work lik that"
>still have to listen to them bitching at bain's "you did lose some of the coke" bugged line at the end
>still have to point out the "you escaped with 12 bag(s)"
>still have to ask them if they've never gotten the jewelery in mallcrashers
I'm tired of this, I really am.

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>get my first safe since they went free
>it's a Goat safe
>get the one thing I already have from it, but in a worse quality

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Is it possible/feasible to mod melee weapons? I just want the fire axe to be the same speed as the ice pick, because FUCK the nonexistant melee balance and FUCK the ice pick always being the best for literally everything

>>153427980
That ain't the way you get skins you want, you sell the safes and buy the actual thing instead of hoping rng works

>>153426652
You don't get full experience for the bags in your back.

>>153428991
>not using the katana
>not using the buzzer

>>153418341
unless it gave more dodge than you can already get with rogue it'd be pointless since you can't just rely on dodge, even very decent dodge, to keep you alive once you do get hit and you'll have to take cover
also iirc taking a suit over armor already should give you better stamina and when I play with rogue I typically never find myself running out of stamina AND unable to find any position to stop for a second to recover

Now a deck that gives you speed bonuses for each kill...

>>153429362
Katana is worse than ice pick for 90% of all situations, 100% if you're not playing a retarded gimmicky build
I have no idea why people use the buzzer honestly

>>153420362
But if you go 2fast enough to exceed the game's maximum player model movement speed it's problematic

If you go down, others will see you still running around (the game trying to recreate your movements, displaying the model of you going slower than you actually are) for a good 10-15 seconds, then go down. But the 'custody in' timer will still show 30 for them while you only have 15 left

>>153429892
http://lastbullet.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=15451

>>153420727
it doesn't matter if the cap is so high that it's irrelevant, 85% dodge chance means theoretically 17/20 shots won't deal damage to you

What ship should I use in FTL lads

>>153430805
Stelf cruiser layout A

Its FUN

>>153430805
mantis B
any other option is WRONG

>>153431328
It's too easy to be fun

>>153429705
Katana has the same stats as ice pick except concealment, but a faster swing speed. How is it better.

>>153431456
Katana has a slower swing speed and a slower holster time, it just has slightly faster time INBETWEEN swings

>>153431445
there is nothing more fun than destroying everything on a ship except for medbay then waiting for the oxygen to deplete and watching their crew fight for space in medbay to not suffocate

>>153431576
Just tried this out in game. I see what you're saying now about the holster speed, but the katana still gets more swings in per second then the ice pick when I tested it.

>>153429130
I just wanted something I didn't already have.

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>>153427980
>opening safes,

Everyone and their mothers opened safes of the goat collection for months to the point that most of the skins are worth little.

Daily fucking reminder to sell your safe first and buy after the skin you want in normal mint condition since stat boosted versions are worth shit now.

>>153433369
See
>>153432681

I was kind of hoping to get a biker safe.

>>153432609
Yeah, that's what I said
When are you swinging multiple times in a row, though? The only time melee is ever practical is bopping a dude once with bloodthirst/zerker

what saleshit is happening
i havent had my computer for 3 months
what the fuck is biker heist is that sydney?

>>153434176
No, that's after her. They put out a biker modeled after and voiced by Ron Perlman.

Is there still a week between safe drops? Or do they reset a specific day, no matter when you got your last one?

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>>153433625
Okay well, I guess

I-IT'S NOT FAIR

>>153434176
Would really like to say the second one since there are no community proofs, it's still week between safe drops.

>>153434551
1 week after drop

>>153434704
why the fuck does the small ice pick have a gigantic range anyways?

Diamond Heist (Loud)

>>153426652
>>153429353
Running out with 4 bags on your back was acceptable back when the exp payout was basically constant.

Now you need to secure them instead of carrying them out to count for exp (still counts for cash). Sure, watchdogs is shit exp anyway but who are you tell people how to play?

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>short barrel mod increasing accuracy

>>153433625
Sociopath is pretty fun desu

>>153436238
>who are you tell people how to play?
The host in a DW game where everyone is level 100.

>>153436887
Fine.

>>153436516
the huge differences between similar mods for different guns triggers me something fierce
>car-4 handguards increasing damage
I will never not be mad

>>153435612
Loud diamond heist best diamond heist

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>>153435612
Diamond store is so underrated.

>stealth can be actually interesting if the outside security door is removed, forcing players to be more careful about the cameras and the ecm rush part to control the store part,
>above average cops spawn,
>van spawn on loud that can increase the difficulty of the heist like crazy,

It just needs a +50% xp bonus when finishing it loud.

>>153439002
that's not what I was talking about but okay

>>153374614
>mfw messiah aced, inspire, two doc bags
>literally never die, nor let anyone else
>use breaker as my primary, bronco secondary while crooking shit hard
you cannot stop me now.

>>153439002
2014 days, people learned to solo Diamond Store with a 60 second ECM rush.

ECM, go in, get keycard, turn off alarms, grab 4 bags, ECM, load 4 bags, leave.

In and out in 60 seconds.

I wouldn't really call it interesting. It's basically another Jew Store variant except slightly bigger that OVK pumped out shortly after launch because the base game had no content.

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>>153439140
>use breaker as a primary

enjoy the nonexistent ammo pool

>>153441373
>running out of ammo on the Breaker
Doing it wrong.

>>153442262
>using the breaker
doing it wrong

>>153442479
>playing payday 2

doing it wrong

>>153442532
>living
doing it wrong

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New swedish actor replacing Wolf when ?

Rip 2011-2014, we will miss you Ulf.

>>153445910
it should be a norwegian actor tbf lad

Been doing The Forest for Butcher daily and jesus fucking christ, shitters really stand out on that map.

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>>153447079
>bring sentries on forest DW,
>mfw everything is going a lot easier, shitters keep going down at the same time since they're acting too confident from it.

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How can we make counterfeit more challenging ?

>>153448965
guaranteed c4 rng

>Its another "disconnect the user" mod user

>>153449213
What is the point of that? Are they really THAT mentally ill that they cannot accept the fact they got kicked?

Dozers need to bring an RPG to get them back up to par.

>>153449213
Daily reminder you're a shitty person if you're using anything else but mod_override stuff

Spurdo Spärde heister when?

>>153452631
and what, blow their own visors off?

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The maker of Better Bots, everybody

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He's 25 btw

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>in the mean time, Overkill is more busy shilling their vr junk than updating the game.

>>153458037
oh god I was praying that they'd given up on it
are they a fucking front or something how do they keep using up so much money and not actually make anything

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>having to choose between a foregrip that add a shitload of stability and a damage bonus and another who fuck everything up for a single concealment point

thanks overkill.

>>153458037
>gaing all the money
>spend it on useless shit that is destined to fail
>whine how they aren't earning enough

G-guys buy more fuel, epic crimefest ;)

>>153450154
No jackass the mod removes players from your game but doesn't give them the kicked message it instead tells them they have been disconnected and they can continue to join but will keep "disconnecting"

UPDATE TOMORROW

>>153462523
more like never

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>>153459382
Speaking of crimefest, when the holy "road to crimefest" grind should begin ?

>>153462523
Update soon fellow heisters

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Daily reminder that Bonnie is the best heister.

FUCK THE "REBALANCE" JESUS CHRIST HOW DO YOU FUCK SOMETHING UP THIS BAD

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>>153468487
Daily reminder Overkill_Jules is a fervent skin unlocker user and should also be treated as insane.

I just want a new wacky gage pack, is that too much to ask?

>>153468978
>devs using dev tools to test shit
wooooow wtf overkill

>Legendary skins also come with pre-fit attachments, though they cannot be modified due to them brandishing unique modifications not found anywhere else.
What did they mean by this?

>>153472626
they cant be modded

>>153472686
But are there weapon mods that are only found in legendary skins?

>>153472796
They look different and thus have "different" mods that you can't see

>>153472857
Oh, so they don't actually have different stats

>>153472914
they do have different stats compared to vanilla. But you can reach the same stats by yourself with boosts and other mods. They just look different and thus have "unique" mods.

>>153472914
Some of them are exclusive such as extra ammo for the biker weapon

>>153472796
>>153472914
>>153473109
They do.

They have special Legendary Skin only mods, and I don't mean the hack-y "this is a clone of an existing mod that is labeled as a skin DLC that'll trigger the bad goy tag". I mean shit like
>AK Rifle (Vlad's Rodina) comes bundled with a barrel mod that does +32 accuracy, +6 damage, +28 stability.
>Deagle Pistol (Midas Touch) comes bundled with a barrel mod that does +8 accuracy, +12 stability, +2 damage, -10 concealment.

Of course total stats might be around the same as a normally modded gun but the point is that they have super special mods for each legendary. Flamethrower I think has a +1 or +2 damage mod, and other shit like that.

>>153472626
they basically meant "hope you fucking like our way to mod weapons and make them "unique" because fuck you if you want silencers or anything else"

Rip alamo dallas skin

Hello, goyim. Just checking in to say that the next update will be soon, I don't actually know whats in it. I just dragged a bunch of desktop files into a folder and added it to payday, also it'll cost 5.99 this time.

Keep those helmets flying ;)

>>153428991
Give me the Fire Axe filename and I can make it 4U.

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>escape zone not triggering
Israeli quality coding

>>153477553
It's a feature, it's called "dynamic difficulty adjustment for people with bad taste in skins"

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>>153477974
but muh stat boosts

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>>153474260
>not 6,99

try smarter next time, not harder

>>153478406
>6,99 for some hastily thrown together shit
Now THAT'S OVERKILL

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>>153431037
>sthelf until weapons are charged
>hack piloting
>unleash 11 lasers on enemy shields
>100% chance of completely fucking destroyed shields
>two combat drones to mop up afterwards
Flagship phase 2 didn't even last until the power surge, fun as fug lads

>>153388160
know how you feel dude, I open two sydney safes and got some crappy blues, although I did get lucky on a first world and got a mint condition yggdrasil.

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>tfw want to do lewd things to sokol

>>153480090
stelf cruiser A, kestrel B, and zoltan A are my favorite FUN ships

Most fun run I'e ever had was hacking + cloaking + all beam weapons on zoltan A. Cloak, hack shields, then unleash hell on enemy ships. Pretty much one shots most ships, 2 shots the test, and shredded the flag ship.

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>>153483414
>tfw no jacket lewds

>>153390542
it's weird with all the /pol/ stuff I've read about hidden messages promoting racemixing and cuckoldry how often I see it in media. Like it's incredibly unlikely that the intention of the image was that, but the whole holding chains' mask up higher and the way they're positioned just makes it look that way.

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>>153484194
Here is one for ya. Jacket showing off his golden cock

Why does this game constantly crash, ive been trying for days to fix it and tried everything google turned up but it still dies in the middle of doing anything.

>>153485075
Uninstall hoxhud you fucking shitter

>>153485146
Im not using any mods

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>>153484194
>tfw no jacket and sokol lewds

>>153459043
what the fuck is that gun and who would ever use it

>>153486575
>not wanting to be Al Pachino

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>>153484194
>implying tumblrfags aren't wetting for the sokolXJacketto otp

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>>153484194
>No Sydney lewds
>No clover lewds
>Very few hotline lewds
Why I even play these games escapes me

>>153487959
I want violent Jacket x Sokol guro

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>>153488897
that's some fine taste you degenerate fuck

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Can the saw be viable for loud jobs against cops ? Was wondering about using it with berserker and overkill skills.

>>153490474
No.
I tried, believe me I really tried, it's just not even close to good.

>some weapons only have 1-2 unique mods
>they are invariably shit because nearly all mods are basically straight upgrades so you can't stack them on top of eachother like you can on a CAR
dude balance lmap

>>153491760
>nearly all mods are basically straight upgrades,
>what are pistol crossbow weapon mods ?

>>153493460
>what is nearly

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>>153363246
>not using the JIDF dlc mask

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>>153494804
excellent post

Where 2 report cheaters

>>153495321
steam

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>>153401938

but why bother? isnt next year the last one they will support this corpse?

move onto pd3 already so i can heist in space on a less out of date game engine.

I miss the old Dallas

>>153494804
what is utg

>>153495393
They can just extend the support like they did the last three times.

>>153495321
Look for a neckbeard called overkill_almir so the cheaters lose the privilege to post on the steam forums and use community items.

>>153496550
>community items
can't you just goonmod those in though

>>153490474
Saw is useless as a weapon, but it's handy for loud jobs because fuck waiting on drills or whatever. Just make sure you bring a good primary weapon and an ammo bag.

>>153483414
Source? I actually cant find this, or any good gay sokol in general.

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>>153498726
Somewhere.

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>this thing is better than having an AR primary

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>>153499160
Still cant find anything. Ill trade you a rare captchca for info

>>153456601
>>153456730
idgi

Is the flamethrower worth using, or just a meme? And what are the recommended mods for it?

>>153456730
>>153456601
I'm not sure what I just read

Do you have to talk to people when you play this game online? I've been playing it solo pretty well but want to do some heists that I can't do solo, but I'm afraid of social interaction. Also is loud or stealth more popular?

>>153503291
You don't need voice chat but you will eventually need to yell at them somehow with text or something.

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>>153503291
pretend to not speak any known language
that's the standard in pubs

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>>153456601
>>153456730

>>153503291
Just join the group chat so we can talk about lewd heisters the entire game

Alright guys, listen up: good news and bad news. We got a go from our insider. He hid the thermite and a drill in the server room, but he bailed. The bank manager's got the keycard to get in there - let's get it on.

>>153503745
But who was insider?

>>153503291
loud all day every day
if you wanna play stealth its highly recommended you get "real friends"

>>153504538
OVERKILL_Hector

>>153504586
Oh no I really don't enjoy stealth, I just don't want to be constantly leaving lobbies because people want to do stealth.

>>153504990
just join stealth lobbies and botch them

usually people won't know it's you

>>153504990
You could also just host your own.

If they say "stelf?" you auto-kick.

Ok i gotta ask, what do you guys think of crimewave?

>>153507508
485 days of no console updates.

Don't fucking buy console games from Starbreeze and OVK, man. Just don't fucking buy them.

You will never get content updates and always have to rebuy the game every 2-3 years instead.

>>153477553
remove your mods

>>153508093
i think he means this http://overkillsoundtracks.bandcamp.com/track/crime-wave-theme-from-slaughterhouse

>>153364293
How does damage reduction stack? if i run Dragan deck and this will i be unkillable?

>>153508351
I think they're multiplicative. So if you had 80 and 20, instead of getting 100, you'd get 96. Though at that point the difference is negligible.

>>153508476
nice
thanks anon

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>>153508351
>run

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>>153508209
Which ones senpai?

>>153508602
i run proc builds

i run proc builds, how about you guys? what builds do you run?

>>153508209
https://twitter.com/pd2crimewave

Somethings going on at the twitter, hopefully an update, hopefully it at least brings the new skills, if not i might just end up to sticking to PC

>>153508690
>Pocohud
>Better bots
>Skin unlocker
>Making bots do player stuff
>Bot blocker
This fucking autism

>>153508690
bulldozer simulator

driver's neck brace removed

forced overdrill

heister's story pack

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>>153508690
>DRIVERS NECKBRACE REMOVED

Is there a way to have pocohud display drill timers on the hud, like buff durations do? The in-world overlay is nice but when I'm sprinting around killing cops sometimes I lose track.

>>153508817
>>153508840
>>153508975
thanks lads

>>153508775
>Jacket trailer clip
God, they're going to announce #TheBigScam re-release for consoles.

And then tell people that they are going to do an awesome thing where they give out the Jacket heister for free or some shit.

I bet it'll be a consolation prize as they also announce that they are cutting support for the Crimewave edition and then ask people to buy #TheBigScam edition. The FREE totally-not-already-promised-before Jacket heister pack will be the last piece of content for the Crimewave edition.

Console players are fucked.

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>>153508690

any lads hostan deathwish

>>153508690
I like your mods anon

>>153510078
>>153510194
epic

BIG LOBBY WHEN

https://a.uguu.se/UBsZmykIUtJh_magic.7z

>>153510217
Kys reddit

>>153510273
Fuck off

Prediction: There will be a safe house defense mission, where the DCPD makes an all-out raid on the laundromat where you're staying. You have to move your loot and supplies out and escape after burning the place to the ground. this will precede the safe house customization update. This of course means it'll never happen, but I think it'd be cool to see the crew on the defensive for once.

>>153510354
>everyone who disagrees with me is reddit

nice /v/ meme

>>153510737
>everyone who disagrees with me is /v/
/utg/ faggot kys samefag

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>>153483414
>>153498726
its me =^)
anyway this was requested a few threads back and i finally got around to drawing for it so hopefully anon sees this and enjoys it
(first 4 imgs are new)

http://imgur.com/a/ttICH

>>153510893
>falseflagging this hard

>Guy named Original Heisters Achievement
>set my preferred character to Hoxton
>I join in as clover
>instantly kicked
yeah good luck with filling that lobby you fucking faggot holy shit people are so retarded

>>153511140
Um yeah this is pretty gay anon

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>>153511461
>being this much of a nigger

>>153511863
epic /pol/ meme my epic weaboo homonazi white islamic syrian KKKurdish /b/rother

>>153511461
>everything I don't like is a false flag
/utg/ everyone

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>>153512007
Good mayday fellow dark web 9gager and fellow capitalist why don't you suck more dick you stupid faggot

>>153511665
>only setting one heister instead of all four
To be fair, you didn't think it through. Host's a faggot but you're not blameless.

This game is such a fucking joke I swear. Why do cops still get stuck in the hands up pose and don't cuff themselves no matter how much you yell. Why do I even bother fucking with them if it just gets me killed. I hate this game.

>>153512413
I had Hoxton, Chains and Dallas. The guy is a fucking nigger if he can't give me one second to switch to Wolf

>play with pubs
>they add me on steam
>too autistic to reject them
>friends list is full of strangers I never talk to

>tfw everytime I use voice chat everyone adds me because I'm a girl

>>153512102
>still falseflagging this hard

>>153513000
>Chains

>>153512637
dominating cops in PDTH is not hard

primary out
one melee

HANDS UP
DOWN ON YOUR KNEES
NOW CUFF YOURSELF

>>153513457
>still being a massive fucking nigger turkroach cuckold
>>>/utg/

>>153513791
>literally being this much of a falseflagger

>>153513406
just tell them you're actually a 12 year old boy

>>153513860
>literally /utg/: The post

>>153511665
>Original Heisters Achievement
>set my preferred character to Hoxton
>I join in as clover

No anon, you are the fucking faggot, its a 4crew achievement, you are the faglord for not having Dallas/Wolf/Chains/Hoxton

>>153513990
Tried that, then I get kicked

>>153514236
have you tried using a voice mask

>>153514292
Why should I use a voice mask? I should be able to play payday and not get harassed

what the fuck is going on in this general

>>153514490
You should play the fucking game, no one uses the voice chat, use the text one instead you fucking attention whore

>Having to talk or say anything during the heist
>

LIST OF LEGENDARY WEAPON SKINS THAT HAVE MEANINGFUL, OBJECTIVELY BETTER STATS THAN WHAT CAN BE GOTTEN WITHOUT SKINS
Breaker Shotgun: +2 total ammo, +20 base damage (less than 000, but significantly better due to total ammo and ammo pickups anyways)
Judge: +3 total ammo, +15 damage (less than 000, but significantly better due to total ammo and ammo pickups anyways)
AK Rifle: Straight up better in every way, instantly becomes the best 150 ammo AR
Flamethrower: +1 damage
Minigun: A little bit more stability I guess, no idea if it matters

>>153514831
That doesn't mean I should get harassed just because I like to communicate with my team

>>153515034
>>153515068
>Lying this hard

>>153515278
How am I lying? I just want to play the game but people won't let me

>>153515034
>Legendary Minigun
Too bad it doesn't exist.

>>153515278
How am I lying? I just want to have the best guns but these vomit-inducing skins won't let me.

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>>153515463

Is payday racist?

>>153515674
I meant that the skin doesn't exist in the economy.

There are no Gimps in the economy, and anyone claiming to have one is lying. I'd like to be proven wrong, but so far, there is no proof that one exists (e.g. no Community Market entry), and not a single trader thinks one exists.

>>153515876
It exists in the skin unlocker ;^)

there should be an achievement for doing Big Bank DW with no preplanning favors

Shitter: Meth Batch is complete

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>guuuerds on patrol

>>153508690
why are none of you pointing out carrystacker and instead talking about the cosmetic mods.

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>>153520223
Guy's a shitter. Shitters are everywhere. Not much to talk about

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R8 my "Dank Meme Mask"

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>>153521246