/pdg/ - Payday: The Heist and Payday 2 General

hoxhude

>>153295102
rrerr

i put sode

dallers
follow me

not again please

SILENCIOSO?

>>153296710
M8 i know that shit
However i am asking for a good dodge build because whether i play muscle sosgeor dodge dodge i end up dead, but if i were to use ICTV + muscle i would certainly live

>>153295102
every time its this pic in the op

why op

why

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>>153298069

>>153298047
Muscle dodge or dodge dodge*
I had a stroke

>>153298047
Make sure you're making good use of those FAKs
Make sure you're going fast frequently
Make sure you're getting the most out of SB, i.e. 4 detection risk
Make sure your weapon choice is on point
Armor is the turtle, dodge is the hare.

>>153298605
>The turtle wins in the end
Alright, i'll stick to ICTV

>>153299412
wait no

what i mean is that ICTV is more reliable but is literally slow
dodge is more unpredictable but is very fast
your average hare is retarded and takes naps during races but if you're a smart enough hare you're always better than the turtle

>>153297635
Are you european? Most spics say "sigilo" and most spaniards say "silencioso".

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15th for shitty uninspired golden skins in the next safe

Anyone got a good Techforcer/shotgun build?

>>153300793
Oy vey, delete this

>>153300793
I dont even want to know what legendary they chose

>>153301824
there's literally been no skins that involve custom models
they're either not putting any in or they made their own

Why does nobody recognize the real top tier perk deck + armor choice, Sociopath + HBV?

Why does nobody rrerr the rreal top tier sexuality + scallie choice, gay scallie art gallery?

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>>153304570
There has never been a gay scalie art gallery, it's always been straight stuff only.

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where can i get sexy midna gallery

>>153304745
>implying

>>153304759


both of you, check the mods pastebin

>>153295634
hoxhud*

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>>153304875
Link it if you got it, the ones in the past bin are straight and straighter.

i want /utg/ faggots to leave

>>153304959
hoxhudhoxhude

thanks, fixed it

>>153305035
i havent used it in game yet but just opening the .texture files in paintnet it definitely looks like there's at least some gay scallies there

https://www.dropbox.com/s/chaogbn4kpl6x32/Gay%20scalie%20Art%20gallery.rar?dl=0

side note, is there a way to make .dds files not like nearly completely transparent?

>>153305097
i want newfags to leave

gay scallies has nothing to do with utg

nor does liking men

>>153305626
it literally has everything to do with /utg/

/utg/ is the home of all fags and mutants, headquarters of the post-2007 neoliberal SOCJUS fag agenda, den hive of degeneracy and filth, and the source of all ills

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>>153305860
>>153305992
>92 seconds apart

>>153305860
>>153305992
the implication that gay scalies has anything to do with /utg/ definitely is a sign of newfaggotry, especially here in /pdg/

>>153306070
>using le seconds meme, jointly invented by /pol/ and /s4s/
kill yourself

>>153306119
>everyone who disagrees with me is le newfag boogeymang

epiKKK xDDD
upvoted KKK xDDD
reposted on le 9gag KKK xDDD

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>>153306138

>>153306138
>>153306281
>posts similarily themed messages nearly exactly 90 seconds apart, aka the length of the post time

i wonder who's making these posts

>>153306373
>using le seconds meme, jointly invented by /pol/ and /s4s/
>also using le jew meme invented by /pol/
kill yourself

>>153306464
>using le kill yourself meme, invented by reddit

live a long and fulfilling life

>>153306574
>every good argument i disagree with is a reddit meme, because i said so

typical /pol/ /s4s/ /utg/ response

>>153306648
>every good argument i disagree with is a /pol/ /s4s/ /utg/ meme, because i said so

typical newfag /b/edditor response

>>153306728
>every good argument i disagree with is a (le newfag meme invented by /pol/) and /b/ meme, because i said so

typical /pol/ /s4s/ /utg/ response

>>153306845
same

>>153306951
jew

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Don't respond. Just wait. Hopefully we'll all be dead soon.

>>153307080
>using le don't respond meme invented by /ink/

get out

>>153307080
i hope there's unlimited gay scalies in the afterlife

I finally looked up /utg/ thinking it was something like "Unreal Tournament General. It was just Undertale General.

This guy is high if he thinks the gay scalies guy(s) are from an Undertale General. They've (sadly) probably been here longer than Undertale has existed.

dad gam

>>153307140
if you go to hell sure

>>153307197
literally all fags and mutants are created by /utg/

>tfw left your favorite cassette in the escape car

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>there are actually people who post in this general and play this game and do not have Criminal Intent set as their main menu song

Is Jokering 2 cops at once worth it?
Also, with the 90% damage resist, are glass cannon cops (HRTs and such) good convert fodder?

>>153309781
even the swat guys seem to last forever on Death Wish. I swear I had a green mask guy last like a good 3 or 4 minutes at least

>>153309781
>>153309892
Maxed out Jokers can tank a javelin bodyshot. It's pretty funny how survivable they are.

Whether they do any damage, that's a different question.

>>153310030
That's aced Partners in Crime, with or without Joker?

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>>153309557
>Anything other than Flames of Love

>>153310394
All Joker-related skills maxed. So..."yes".

DW Tans have 5270 effective health with both aced plus the bulletproof armor so they basically never die unless you or your teammates shoot them

>>153312941
if you're getting extremely resilent cops you might as well get the ones that don't have the lowest fucking damage in the game

>>153313040
who cares how much damage they do, they're just to pull aggro for you

>>153313040
they exist for hostage taker, not to do battle

>>153313408
Unless they changed it again, Jokers don't count towards Hostage Taker.

>>153313605
You're thinking forced friendship, tier 1 skill. Hostage taker, tier 4 skill, works with converted cops

>>153313791
Before Update 100, they definitely didn't count for Hostage Taker.

>>153313893
They definitely do count now

>>153313958
Good to know.

>>153309557
>>153311976
>not having drifting set to all menu songs

I hosted a game and all 3 players that joined had Dark in their name

>>153316725
why ain't there ever anybody with bright in their name

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>>153254365
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Afraid Of The Dark (halloween_3)
- The Butcher Needs You! (butcher_4_jobs)

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

>>153317235
fuck you

>>153318452
why

>>153319051
;0

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75th for emp parts being just as light as a thermal drill for some reasons.

>>153320024
The goys having difficulty with the EMP will negatively affect the advertisement effort.

>>153320164
>goys
goyim*

fuckin ell, lad, if you're going to falseflag, at least do it right

>max of -4 bullet damage taken best case scenario
Forced Friendship Ace is shit, right?

WE GOT CANARIES ON THE SCENE

>>153320804
WHO THE HELL ARE THESE GUYS?

EX-MILITARY?

>>153320962
THE AO IS A GOD DAMN WAR ZONE

>>153320995
CENTER MASS! CENTER MASS FOR FUCK'S SAKE!

>>153321749
GIVE ME COVER

Someone post a sound clip of that civilian yell. You know the one

Fuck me, we needed those cooks. Oh I'm going with autistic sode

>>153321924
SQUEEZE THOSE TRIGGERS

>>153322140
IS THAT A FUCKING SAW?

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>biggest shitter of the group gets a safe or an infamous item

>>153322226
HARD CONTACT

HARDEST EVER

>>153322450
>or an infamous item
get gude
get goonmode

dozers with shields when

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>tfw fell for the musclesuit meme

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>tfw fell for the rogue meme

>Putting together gaywahr rifle
>all these fucking achievement mods
>'Not Today' achievement
I must be having bad luck today, because in 10 heists I didn't manage to get this. I'm even playing on VH so the cloakers have reduced health, but every grenade seems to either leave them with a sliver of health (pocohud reported 1.7 hp remaining at one point) or literally pass through them.

>>153323667
get stronger grenades

>>153323667
get steve achievly management

>tfw fell for the PAYDAY meme

>>153323741
Literally nothing boosts their damage.

>>153323771
Meh, I'd rather not cheat that hard.

Best perk deck for double saw build?

>>153323868
>pay money for dlc
>parts of dlc are locked behind retarded achievements
>use achievement manager to unlock one achievement
>cheating

>>153323946
>cheat to unlock an achievement
>cheating

yeah man

>>153324124
>getting content you paid for is cheating

ok

>>153324283
>using a known hack tool to get content you were supposed to earn through an achievement is cheating

yes

>>153323667
Four Stores OVK, hang out in the alley by the spawn between the Pear Store and the 24/7.

When the assault starts, a Cloaker will drop down from one of the A/C vents in either store. Hurt him to half health and then blast him when he is forced to jump out the window at you.

Make sure to stand near the manhole in the alley or else it might just spawn from the manhole instead of the A/C vent.

>>153324353
>SAM
>hack tool

xd

>pay my hard earned money for content
>"nope you're not entitled to what you paid for you have to jump through hoops to get what you paid for ;^)))"

>>153324283
>buy a DLC largely advertised that content is locked behind achievements
>argue that you paid for the privilege to skip the achievement lock
donacdum

>>153324593
t. the same noob who bought pdth and hacked himself to rep 193 before even opening the game

god forbid people actually have to pass any sort of skill gate to earn something

no, we should just let complete scrubs, plebs, frauds, and shitters have their way

fuck it, let's just be like WOW and give everyone a free ticket to max level and all the gear just for buying the game

wouldn't want anyone to feel left out, would we ;^)

>>153324758
i paid $20 for the game, and I played it like I expected to, following normal rules and progression
i paid $5 for DLC, expecting to get guns and mods in drops. as it turns out, i have to jump through hoops and bounds to get these fucking attachments
>inb4 i bet you hacked in gage packages too xdd
no because when i bought that expecting to have to go hunting for packages and that was fun

>>153324890
>>153325076

>90 seconds apart
xd

and all the participation trophies in the world for little timmy

it's 2016, winning doesn't matter, doing good doesn't matter, it's all about just having fun, maaaaan~~~, it's all about just going with the flow, maaaaaan~~~, dave's not here, maaaaaan~~~

>>153325136
>using le seconds meme jointly invented by /pol/ and /s4s/

kill yourself, hacker, shitter, FRAUD

>>153325321
get fucking exposed

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>>153323385
>tfw fell for the anarchist suit meme

>>153325136
>oh no, i actually have to pass a skill test to earn an item, just like in 99% of all games ever
>hehehehe i know i'll just hack it in ;^) way to stick it to le man, amirite ;^) haha epbin, row row fight le power ;^), #blacklivesmatter #occupywallstreet #downwithcis

>>153323606
>Not getting into a pub with a hacker that instantly gives you enough XP to buy every deck

baka.

>>153325373
kill yourself /pols4s/ shitter hacker fraud

>>153325449
>>153325321
>being the same retard that thinks gay scalies come from /utg/

(You)r opinion is literally worthless
xd

>>153325431
>implying anarchist suit is a meme
Get iron man basic and the headshot=armor skill aced.

>>153325431
>>153325373
>43 seconds apart

I swear I've heard several PD2's civilian screams on the Plinkett reviews.

>>153325613
>everyone who disagrees with me is le one guy

/ink/ meme detected
kill yourself

>>153325727
ALARM TRIPPED: CIVILLIAN SAW SOMETHING SUSPICIOUS

>>153325727
>one post by this ID

>>153325613
>using le you meme invented by /s4s/

kill yourself

this website sucks dick

>>153325921
>>153325673
>180 seconds apart

>>153326138
>>153326138
>0 seconds apart

>>153325613
>defending /utg/ neoliberal brainwashed UCLA socjus meme shit

kill yourself, /utg/ kike shill, memesexual french alaskan nazi running the secret IRC and discord, jewish mutantgendered australian fraud writing gay furry goat fanfiction for 25 hours every day

>>153295102
>>153326268
>6 hours apart

I want the /utg/ autist and the
>proc
>run
shitposter to leave.

>>153326548
>using the autism meme invented by a brit manlet cuck tripfag on /v/ in 2009

kill yourself

>>153326548
>inb4 kike shill etc

>>153326637
>using the inb4 meme invented by /b/

kill yourself

>>153326548
I'm not a shitposter I said it a couple times becasue people were pissing me off then people started copying me. You fat fuck gamerdudes need to quit making up dumbass words. Your slang is ebonics-tier

forward arrow forward arrow post number
forward arrow using blank meme invented by blank

kill yourself

>>153326907
People have been using them in the same context for decades.

You need to grow up.

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Rate me.

>>153324518
This got it for me, thanks.

>>153327135
>playing super mario bros
>jump and hit ? block
>head smash procs a block break
>collect fire flower
>run fireball build
>get a pick on the goomba then rush bowser

kill yourself fatass

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>>153323884
Tried it with Armorer, and I've got to say I am sorely disappointed
Even with every saw skill in the game and Frenzy+Zerker, the saw is beyond useless
The "50% chance to cause nearby enemies in a 10 m radius to panic" tooltip is misleading as fuck, it's not a 50% chance to panic all enemies, it's a 50% for every enemy. Which is actually extremely unreliable and a significant downgrade from the same bonus on the Sociopath perk deck.
Even with all the skills to reduce saw ammo consumption the piece of shit guzzles gas like no other. Doesn't help at all that you can't even reload it without finishing the blade.
You'd expect that with so many damage buffs it would at the very least oneshot Overkill cops, look at the stats screen to see why this is wrong. The base damage AND RoF for this piece of shit is worse than AMCAR tier. You cannot even run through people because you need to keep tapping them. Halfway through I started just meleeing cops and realized it was working out better due to 'zerker.
Captain showed up, I decided to make use of the "saw through shields" skill. I highlighted a phalanx minion, ran right up to it and aimed for the head, then let the saw loose. I couldn't even kill one single fucker with one whole 200 durable blade.
Oh and don't forget you NEED to have shockproof to not get fucked up the ass by tasers! And counter-strike to not get fucked up the ass by cloakers!

I knew it would be stupid and bad, but damn was it worse than I thought.

>>153327410
http://www.nerfbat.com/2006/04/15/what-is-a-proc/

Just because you heard it first in WoW doesn't mean WoW players invented it like they did "kek".

i run proc builds

>>153327392
Glad to help. Somebody else told me about the Four Stores thing when I was having troubles so I've been paying forward since to help others.

who is the /utg/ autist

>>153328560
>using the autism meme invented by a brit manlet cuck tripfag on /v/ in 2009

die in a bus fire

>>153327087
>falseflagging this hard

get out

why does car shop exist

>>153329029
why do you post about it multiple times every thread

>2014
>we used to get amazing heists like Big Bank and Hotline Miami
>2015
>then we got car shop, alesso, and goat sim
What the fuck happened?

>>153329029
Because Gone in 60 Seconds is technically a heist movie now fuck off.

>>153329081
I don't blame him.

It's so bad even for a tech demo.

>>153329126
Starbreeze ran out of Goldfarb-made content.

>>153329126
Even the weaker dentist heists are still very fun and imaginative, like the diamond with its tile puzzle and breakable loot

>>153329352
>The Diamond
>imaginative
It's just a FWB reskin except you have to drag all the bags back to the front of the map.

The Diamond was major disappointment #3, following Disappointment Bat and ONE Wick. It's a fun loud heist but stealth wise, it is boring. Can't even call it comfy.

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>>153329796
>you have to drag all the bags back to the front of the map
Are you sure you're talking about The Diamond?

>>153329882
Yes.

Bag man asset is shit and doesn't help with the problem that you have to move all the bags through the guard convention chokepoint repeatedly when it's basically no different from just getting them out to the van out front.

>>153324353
>known hack tool
But I didn't know about it.

>>153331290
you do now

YEAH

>>153334006
CLOAKER ELIMINATED

GIT SUM

GARNET? THE OWNER?

>>153329796
>Implying Golden Grin wasn't a far bigger disappointment than The Diamond.
Atleast Diamond has heavy cop spawns. GG is just sitting around defending the shit ass drill the fuccboi brought us and trying not to fall asleep. And Diamond has the far more interesting stealth route.

>>153298047
taking that one enforcer skill that gives you a tiny amount of armor back on headshots once in a while does wonders for a dodge build since unless it's a sniper or an explosion having any armor negates the rest of the hit once your armor breaks no matter how weak

>>153335864
I meant it chronologically.

Disappointment Bat -> ONE Wick -> Diamond was the three-step 2014 intro to the PD2's requiem as a potential good game.

And again, any praise you can give to The Diamond's stealth is because they took it from FWB.

>find a security computer to hack
>hack some power boxes
>civs and guards everywhere
>building split into two large sections, front and back
>back room has three guards you probably want to save pagers for
>floor puzzle complete with gas trigger on failure
>have to walk through the guard convention again to get out

>>153336129
can't imagine playing dodge without bullseye

>>153336363
>any praise you can give to The Diamond's stealth is because they took it from FWB.
nigga I sincerely hope you aren't implying that the FWB remake came before The Diamond or that you can complete the Overdrill vault in stealth.

>>153336594
FWB existed before PD2. Not that hard to rip off your own existing content when you're fresh out of original ideas and can't be assed to put in any effort.

>>153336363
Why was the bat disappointing again?

What sight should I use on the Gewehr?

>>153336979
FWB also had no stealth before PD2. You mask up anywhere and the whole bank went on alert. Mechanics have different properties depending on stealth/loud. Not to mention the fact that it had no power boxes in PD:TH.
>>153337047
The bat was disappointing because Overkill had a mystery timer that counted down to Payday 2's birthday and then revealed The Walking Dead Zombie Game No One Asked For instead of some PD2 event or content release. Personally I wasn't really expecting it to have anything to do with Payday, since the website and radio didn't seem to fit in at all. But I can still see how fucking stupid it was of them to announce yet another zombie game as a surprise when everyone was expecting content for your already existing title.

>>153337047
OVK splurged all their hype capital on a countdown website that got everybody hyped like crazy only to blow their load on a Walking Dead game announcement and the bat.

Biggest disappointment since only-10-heists-at-launch at the time.
Doesn't help that the bat was also one of the better high concealment weapons with damage and knockdown. If a free weapon is OP, it's not p2w ;) See also: Judge

Base game was basically a collection of newbie and tutorial levels that would be the prelude to greater and better heists, and Big Bank was supposed to be the turning point. But look at the gang now. Doing random one-day robberies and odd jobs for Vlad. GGC was supposed to be some grandiose finale to the Dentist saga but you just rob some cash in an open-field killbox and shit for payout. Hell they couldn't even implement the slot machines properly so you can just spin them infinitely without ever worrying about losing money.

And we're not going to get anything like BB again soon. The only hint at new content is Safehouse Customisation and the prank phone call contest. Either the Steam forum voice recordings are going to end up in another GO Bank tier endless-phone heist, or it will be a "feature ;)" in the new Safehouse if it ever comes out.

That's basically what we have looking forward to right now. Safehouse, prank phone calls, and the new Community Safe. Who the fuck knows what's going to happen at Crimefest this year. I think I might just fuck off to Dota for a while or something and skip the drama.

>>153337736
>Dota

>>153337893
Exactly.

>>153337187
I'm using the . . . milspec sight? One of the larger scopes because with the DMR kit it's basically a sniper rifle.

>>153338075
>Exactly.

>>153337187
Speculator is love.
Speculator is life.

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>don't actually play the game anymore
>still come here

with every passing day, I keep imagining to myself that a major update is right around the corner

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>>153338837
>two days until big update,

It's been two dry months for the devs, they want blood and money.

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>Chains change team
>find himself against the avengers
Poor choice there.

>DMCWO creator puts out an update
>Few days later, another game update breaks it

>>153339585
>s-surely they will us give us a m-major update this week, guys

you shouldnt expect anything big until crimefest, or else you get furry masks again

>>153344439
>implying we won't get a gage chivalry pack 2.0

>>153343374
>using dmcwo

>>153344439
Free weekend this week if steamdb isn't bullshiting anyone

>>153347910
if thats true I gonne make a car shop pub

>>153327367
stealing that medusa

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what did he mean by this?

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>>153353926
>Soon ;) . Now keep buying those black bull bronco skins, goy !

>>153348290
Why.
>>153353926
I think he meant that they will release info soon, as opposed to giving an actual day and hour to know when

>>153353926
>soon ;)
soon as in thursday when updates hit or soon as in today?

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>mfw throwing the drill in the courtyard in HM day 2 and nobody realize anything is wrong, having to take the drill back to the objective since it's not funny anymore.