/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

ahh, I wanna taste a dick~

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Bring them back, Rockstar.

>>152965808
third for faggot

>>152965825
>Intentionally go after and attack GTAG
>Got kicked.

Glad to see you go, alienmagi. Nobody is forcing you to join up with and play with people that make you cringe. But ganging up with your cryhard DOGZ crew and attacking GTAG players is a shit move. You should've been kicked out back then.

>>152965825
>kazsakke
kek

>>152966537
>cryhard
I need to start using this word more.

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>>152966537
>Wanting the /gtag/ crew to be a gay ass hugbox in the game when the general itself is in a perpetual state of in-fighting

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>it's a "nullphaggot and fivereborn get BTFO" episode

sorry for being late

>>152967321
>wanting to be openly hostile with people who are basically your only chance at comradery
Fine. Crewkill and be kicked.

>>152965825
just to be clear, this retard went into a crew session, changed crew then jewed it up AND is surprised he got kicked?

>>152967186
I mean't tryhard. Don't even know how i managed to spell it that horribly wrong…

>>152965808
You can taste mine, bro.

>>152967586
Yup
Also got his PVP crew to join while he was hiding far away from everything because he was so scared

>>152967321
>HUGBOX for not wanting a crew mate to turn to a skiddy crew and set it active and fight gtag long side infinite auto armor, no cops, and tracking (killing people in a single shot well out of render distance as well as facing and killing people on respawn before their blip even appears on the mini map there)

We had multiple people observing around them in passive. They are confirmed skiddies. And he joins them and attacks gtag. He can fuck off, hugbox or not.

>>152967472
not that guy but im pretty sure we all wish there were more crews as tolerant as /gtag/ to calling out the moneygrabblers

>>152967321
We infight in the general about tranny this and KYS that and such-and-such got BTFO, but that's the general. In-game we look out for each other no matter who it is, unless they're actively being a shitter in the actual game.

>>152967472
I self ejected myself from the crew months ago, you guys aren't nearly as fun to be around as you think. Thinking about it now I should've antagonized the more pathetic members of the crew when I had the chance.

>>152967705
>>152967713
whev thats pretty fuckin sad. Seen a lot of sad cases in /gtag/ but this guy is too much.

>>152967805
I kicked you yesterday though

>>152967612
>horribly wrong
You mean "horribly right". I'm still giggling.
It's like calling someone a tryhard and a crybaby in the same word, it's fucking awesome.

>>152967954
I'm sure you get a strong sense of comradery after kicking people from the crew every other day.

>bought sultan RS literally 3 days ago
>its half off now

Fuck you Rockstar

>>152968509
Don't worry about it, it affects the reselling value as well.

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>>152968509
Somehow they always know.

>buy Arcadius office with decor and locker
>goes on sale two days later
rip 1.5m

>>152968789
>>152968509
And R* wonder why people cheat to get money

>>152968275
Why would someone get this ass anguished about a crew they don't even want to be in

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>>152968951
I'm not angry, just tired and ranting. I wish there was an update this month to distract me from my shitposting duties.

>this week is about getting a shit load of more money from freeload stuff
>doesn't make freemode shit like the tank, any planes really, and helis half off

>>152969208
Okay fair enough, we've all been in a shit mood before.

>>152969638
Honestly my favorite part of the weekly "updates" is seeing what random shit they choose to put on discount each time.

25% OFF THE COIL BRAWLER
EARN 2X RP FOR SINGING IN THE SHOWER
50% OFF ASSAULT SMGS AND ALL LAMAR SERVICES

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Reposting this so everyone sees

>>152970113
Further evidence to the theory of only monkeys working on gtao these days.
I wonder what the fuck are they doing with all the money, havent they made like 250 millions on PC alone in 2015?

>>152970570
Paying for the servers of course
oh wait it's P2P

>>152970465
It also doesn't show that sprays are really cheap right now also

>>152970465
2lazy to look it up, is the FMJ any good?

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SC is WeempWomp just sent a request to GTA VG PS club. Tired of dealing with pub shitters,.

>double money from events while also having 2 other associates in the top 2 of the leaderboard

Oy vey

>>152971845
For the $1.75M you have to pay for it? No.

>>152971765
It does say 25% off of resprays at the bottom
>>152971845
Tbh when I tested it, felt exactly like an X80/T20, like as if it was on rails and breddy fast, I prefer T20 because of aesthetics tho
Make a track in editor and set FMJ as default and drive around a bit, it also looks weird with the hood having 2 holes in it, meh

>>152970113
>EARN 2X RP FOR SINGING IN THE SHOWER
Fucking lost it

>>152973229
>X80
>on rails
Huh?

>>152973329
You probably think the Brioso has low grip too

Your daily reminder that the dominator racecar is the most satisfying car in the entire game.

>>152973624
roofless dominator when?

>>152973387
It does.

>>152973843
The Brioso and X80 have really high grip levels, it's just their turning force is even higher. You kinda have to use a controller, as you can use the max steering at high speed. You can take turns faster and sharper than other compact, but take them too sharp, and you'll spin out. They ain't exactly stable, but they got grip.

Don't die this young, what the hell /gtag/

>>152966057
Now that R* seems to know how to add popup headlights it's the perfect time to reintroduce the Hakumai and ZR-350

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This is your threadly post complaining about wanting more weapons

>>152979725
okay

>>152979725
it takes too long to make the 1st person models, sorry.

>>152979341
The only thing is that most of the cars from GTA IV wouldn't be competitive so there's no reason for people to pay millions of bucks for them, so why would they add them in?

>>152979909
People would buy them just because they're "new"

>>152979909
The Lynx isn't competitive, and they can always buff the IV cars. I could see the Hakumai being added in some kind of "tuner" update and being the fastest after a 500k upgrade at Benny's

>>152979341
They always did know, though. The Dukes has quasi-popups that actuate when the headlights are turned on.

>>152980067
God, the worst part about the inevitable ricer update is that everything's going to be overpriced to shit even though it should be about making cheap racing fun and giving slower cars a purpose in racing.

>>152980093
I'd wager having actual models that can pop up and down is different to having a flat black texture slide down or up
I'm not R* though so maybe they just knew all along and just didn't want to add any with popups

>>152980067
Fastest sedan that is, even though it'd be insane for an economy class Toyota to outperform the V12 schafter

>tfw GTA will never introduce a Forza-style automatic car performance rating system to allow all-class races to be relatively balanced and allow for low-performance car races without finding a bunch of friends
>>152980369
>Toyota
it's a late 80s accord you doof

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>join a lobby and instantly see this
>>152980858
So it is. My excuse is that it's 5 in the morning and I just woke up

So, what do you do for fun? game is getting stale as shit

>>152981150
>using profanity filters
>in GTA

lad...

>>152981213
kill

>>152981239
I wasn't aware there was an option to disable it

>>152979872
are the 1st person interiors for vehicles somehow not way more time-consuming?

>>152981213
Then leave, nobody will miss you.

>>152981438
most of them are recycled

>>152981438
considering how often they're recycled? nowhere near

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>Playing GTA
>Dad walks in
>Sometimes like to watch me play vidya
>Never seen me playing GTA before
>Currently Franklin at his endgame house
>"What's that guy doing, is he going to break into that mansion?"
>"Why did you pick a black guy?"
>mfw

>>152982483
>"Dad get out of my room!"
>Turn up Korn CD

>>152981652
>>152981606
Almost all of the new supers have a unique dashboard and they still have to design the cockpit. Not to mention all the random engine and other design elements that they take the time to model on all of the new cars when they don't have to.

I'm not buying it.

>>152982483
>hand dad OG mario
>he's trying hit the first ? Block
>"oh I guess I can't jump that high yet"
>tfw genetically predisposed to be this retarded when I turn 50

>>152983126
Challenge your mind, constantly learn things. You are in the best position to not look like a complete retard to your children of any generation.

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>grab hearse
>put ignition bomb on it
>sit it outside the main LSC in the middle of the city
>forget all about it and go do a freemode event
>5 minutes later get a notification that my PV is destroyed and I killed someone

>>152984568
I would assume that now with the -50% on them we'll see a lot of this.

>>152984568
Who pays the insurance with car bombs? The owner or the poor sap trying to take the wheel?

>>152986132
You since you destroyed it.

>>152984568
I miss the days of high priority vehicles for Simeon. I think I got most of my ignition bomb kills from those.

>>152986132
That's why you do it with something cheap and alluring like the Hearse, it only has $562 in insurance to pay but it's rare enough that most people will try and steal it. A chromed-out Dubsta2 will also work.

>>152986218
>>152986548
Damn. I was hoping it'd be the victim so I could set up an expensive Jihadmobile and watch the 20K tears flow.

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Honk!

fivereborn is still more fun

>>152988269
okay

>>152987936
>>152988269
Fuck off.

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>kill some ching chong trying to hijack my crates
>types this to me
rofl

also i got the insurgent (non pickup) during the sale, and i must say, i almost like it as much as buzzard for doing crates/VIP work. its super fast for such a big vehicle immune to explosives and just rams through everything on the road like its nothing

also is there a chopper that has a lot of armor/health unlike the buzzard

>>152988967
I don't know if there is but this is a preemptive post to say that the Savage is definitely not the answer in case anyone thinks it is more armored than the Buzzard.

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1472243731626.webm

>this thread

>>152989220
it literally wouldnt be a problem if the AI didnt have retarded autoaim that shreds through armor, being able to hit a guy 300 yards above them in a helicopter

thanks r*

>>152989792
armor doesn't mean jack shit if you get headshotted retard.

>>152988967
Luggagerobert takes two rockets IIRC.

>>152989427
>open link
>shitty meme music
>close link

>>152989427
>>152990181
>hover over
>know what it is without hearing it
>stop hovering over

>>152989427
>linking to webms on an imageboard
dumb

>>152989792
The savage gets wrecked by everything, spray at it with a shitty micro SMG and it'll be smoking in seconds

>doing well in a freemode event
>get an invite to work for a CEO just before it ends
greedy fuckers

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Isn't there any fucking way to transfer your data from PC to PS4 ?
My computer is nearly dead and can't play on it anymore. I got the game on PS4 but damn, there's no way I'm gonna spit on a characer that's more than level 100 with 17 millions...
Not gonna start frsh again so I need a solution.

>>152991352
>Bought a PS4 instead of just buying some new parts

>>152991487
>not assuming he had both and his pc died afterwards

>>152991487
see >>152991560

>>152992034
>Bought a PS4 at all
It's still hilarious

>>152992276
>he doesn't own both consoles and a pc for the exclusives

CASUALS GET OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEE

>>152992479
>Paying to use your own internet not once, but twice
holy kek

>>152992584
what are single player games?

>>152992773
Something that isn't made anymore and certainly not for consoles.

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>>152991487
>>152992276

>getting banned for receiving hacked money
>needing a cheat engine to combat other script kiddies
>tuned race payouts
>every room has at least 3 different russian 12 year olds hacking
>box speak
>Rockstar doesnt' give a fuck about PCs
>not realizing half of playing the game is the accumulation of money
>you literally cannot have fun in this game anymore because you hacked everything that you were suppose to play to get
>no one values yachts
>no one values super cars
>it's nothing special to own a Hydra
>you will never experience the joy of playing heists with your friends so you can save up enough money to buy that new super car
>you will never experience the joy of actually wanting to sell off a shipment of cargo because you need money
>you are incapable of having fun by yourself when you play this game, that's why you hang out in this general so you can wait to actually play the game when everyone else is ready

You PCfaggots spoil it for yourselves, honestly.

>>152993196
"Fight shit with shit"

-Gayter

>>152993196
This is bait, nobody can be this stupid

>>152993196
>PCuck status: BTFO!!!

Prove it wrong.

Oh, wait. You can't.

>>152993196
>>152993730
Fag status: same

Prove it wrong.

Oh wait, you can't.

>>152993715
Prove it wrong, fuccboi.

>>152993196
>>every room has at least 3 different russian 12 year olds hacking
>>box speak
Instead you have 12 year old spic CoD kids. Dumb consolefag.

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>>152993780
>>152993903
At least those faggots can be killed.

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>>152994026

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>>152994189
>>152994026
all me

>>152993196
>>no one values yachts
>>no one values super cars
>>it's nothing special to own a Hydra
>>you will never experience the joy of playing heists with your friends so you can save up enough money to buy that new super car
>wanting any of that shit in the first place
>defending The Grind™
Console kiddies everyone.

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>>152993196
>>152993381
>>152993715
>>152993730
>>152993780
>>152993865
>>152993903
>>152994026
>>152994189

>This picture is one of America's richest salt mines.
>It doesn't compare to the amount of salt in these posts alone.

>>152994365
Awww, the little guy is all butthurt about being called out on his samefagging. That's so cute

>>152994482
>PCuck this upset that he has no defense against the truth

cockroaches hate the light, I guess

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Post em'

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>>152994253
this whole thread is me

>>152994689
Here's your last (You)

Kaz is a hacker, and I fucked his mom

t. TX2060

>>152994927
We know already

Alright friendos, who's up for some Pakistan raiding??

3 people add or join Rodrows on PC

>>152994892
>can't attack my ideas, so you attack my character

You lost. You don't need to admit it. Just stop commenting.

I won.

God fuckin damn it.
I just asked for help. Stop arguing over something this insignificant. I don't even give a fuck about this game. It's just to kill time doing nothing. It's just that unlocking again all the weapons is boring as fuck.

>>152993196
You know in your hearts this guy is right.

>>152995213
No

>>152995213
Stop samefagging.

Who the fuck do you think you'te fooling?

>>152995130
>he doesn't go deagle only until the carbine is unlocked

pleb

>>152993196
I only cheatbux'd once, then droppped the game for 8 months. Grinding gives a purpose to the otherwise meaningless game.

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>>152993196
nope. i'm just being honest to myself you fucking cuck.

/gtag/ is a mess.

>>152995620
>replying to the wrong post when they are related by chain and not space

definitely samefag

>>152996047
That's what you mom said.


About her cunt

After I fucked her.

I messed up your Mom's cunt is what I'm saying

>>152996174
Keep being cucked

>>152996047
Alles Vergängliche ist nur ein Gleichnis

>>152993196
>grind theft auto is the best game, guise

people who think grinding is fun are autistic
it's not gameplay, it's a repetitive physical task
pretty much turns GTA into a point and click adventure
you'd have to be dumb to not see that the game is a million times better when you don't have to work for anything

>>152997139
That's an interesting theory because GTA IV's multiplayer was total shit

>>152996047
/gtag/ is a big fat mistake.

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>>152997245

>>152997245
i wasnt born when gtaiv was out so i could play it

>>152997482
please go and stay go

>>152997245
Retroactively, I don't think GTA4 was great, but playing it I really did like it.

I'll agree, with no real progression, and the only way to level up quickly was doing 1 of 3 missions over and over and over and over and over again, it really wasn't great. At the time, there weren't many online games that had progression like it, though. Especially not third person action-adventure type games.

>>152997527
okay

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>>152979725

Wish we just had more guns really

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gud game r*

>>152997527
>>152998819
Maybe you should ask mommy to upgrade your potato internet.

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>>152998794
if only

>>152998939
shut up
i have a credit kard now xd

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>Good looking trannies don't exist
Maybe /gtag/ should spend more than 5 minutes in the creator

>>153000549
So when are you going to post one of these good looking trannies?

>>153000647
(You)

>>153000712
Never? Ok then

>>153000549
So do you have an example of one of these 'good looking trannies' for us?

>>153000206

No scope should be allowed on beautiful ruger

>>152988967
The valkyrie can take a lot of hits from explosions, but you need at least one other play to use the guns.

>>153002331
>The valkyrie can take a lot of hits from explosions
In Humane Labs. In free roam it will fall apart apart when sneezed at.

>>153000549
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hwiCkU73NA

need 2 for Pacistan, easy money

ZephyrPanda

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>ywn live in mirror park with nessi

>>153003841
Fuck off

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>>153003841
I'd rather live in Liberty City away from all you godawful people. Why the fuck did I come out to Los Santos anyway?

Does anyone still have the picture nessi used when they claimed to be a girl?

>>153003841
back off whore he is mine

>>152997527
nice potato

>>153004008
Because you're wanted by the Army in LC and that eatern european gangster, Nicky, too

>>152993196
>you literally cannot have fun in this game anymore because you hacked everything that you were suppose to play to get
Fuck off. I have plenty of fun using the fun stuff instead of grinding to get them. It's such a fucking cawadooty mindset that only unlocking shit is fun

>>153003841
dorkleton

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>>153004934
>using menus
>i-its to c-confirm skids!

>>153003841
Fuck off tranny

>join session
>10 or so GTAG members
>2 attempt to kill me within seconds
>snipe both repeatedly
>one accuses me of "invisible hacks"
>the other accuses me of being inside a wall
>another random guy kills one of them with a minigun
>nearly drown in salt

you guys have some real fucking massive pussies in your crew. thin the herd pls.

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So my data trasnfer from PC to PS4 problem ? Is there an answer other than "no you can't" ?

>>153005181
No

>>153005181
no.

>>153005181
NO

>>153003841
Cute~

>>153005101
Completely understandable use of it

>>153005548
>Believing obvious lies
top jej

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>>153005297
>>153005374
>>153005402
Okay then...
Another queston: What's the probability to meet a kind hearted hacker that will give me the level I want if that's a possibility ?

>nessi before military
>no girls on his dick
>nessi after military
>girls all on his dick
time to go join the military and get my gtag girlfriend

>>153005858
0.00%

>>153005858
None

>>153005858
On PS4? 0

>>153005858
Hackers can't boost other people's levels.

If you don't wanna grind, your best bet is to buy a modded dedgen account and transfer that.

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>>153005930
>gtag
>girl

>>153005930
>guys playing girl character all over him.

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Thanks, Rockstar

>>153006454
It's been patched just last week

>>153006601
>>153006626
>they don't know

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>>153006454
>>153006398
>>153006229
>>153005971
Well fuck it then. I'll just say goodbye to you all and wait for another game to kill time.

>>153006815
And nothing of value was lost.

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>>153006751

>>153006751
The girls of /gtag/ are fuckin nuts.

>>153007337
The guys aren't any better

>>153007337
Yeah, probably because they're dudes pretending to be girls. Those type of people are always nuts.

DLC sports bikes that don't look like complete shit when?

>>153007438
good point

>>153007535
nah there are a few but they are crazy af. There is just something scary about delusional attentionwhores...

>>153006751
foolish

We need someone with the house near the Bikes for the Pacific Standard Heist Finale. Anyone have it?


ZephyrPanda

>take out a bounty with the heavy revolver
>reach rank 357
memes

>>153009139
Do you still need someone?

>>153010364
Yes. Send me a Friend Request. PC

>>153010898
Alrighty, I'll help you guys out. Expect an invite from Theo if we're not already friends.

I'm a rank 33 noober on PC, anyone wanna do something? SC name is Puscifier

>>153011065
Says youre still offline, I accepted though.

>>153011361
Sure, what do you wanna do?

>>153011478
I haven't played much since last year so I'm not sure

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>>152994729

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>>152994729
>>153012384
>>153012860
>all these car salesmen
Some of us WORK for a living.
Buncha lazybones. Get off my lawn!

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>>152994729

>>152993196
Your drunk again, flurry

>that one shotgun shell that ruined our perfect Pac-Stan run.

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>>152994729

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>>152994729

:^)

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>>152994729

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Wish there was plastic surgery in the game already. I don't touch my tranny character anymore and it's just wasting the second character slot, would rather play as a granny or the dinduist dindu who never dindu nuffins. Ideally I'd like rockstar to make special lobbies where players can play as NPC models officially sort of like how RDR online was like and have hosts be able to toggle police & friendly fire like GTAIV online. That'd never happen though.

Anyone online that can send a crew invite?

>>153016823
No

>>153016823
Not when you ignore what the fucking OP says

>>153013714
I was in the fucking backseat and a shotgun went through the slit, bypassed you two in the front, and hits me making us lose 6k.

These cops mang

>>153017228
My SC is Puscifier and I want to join the PC GTAG

>>153017372
Gotcha
Was that so hard?

>all these sad af PCucks still "playing" aka banned from a shitty dead game
kek kys PCucks baka

>>153018208
yeh mate I'm retarded
thanks

Is anyone doing anything in game this evening besides shitting on randos?

>>153018482
doing fleeca with my /gtag/ girlfriend

>>152993196

I got cheatbux, started a new character when I got bored of having everything and wanted to do the progression.

Why would you ever not just do that.

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>using menu to btfo skids

This general is pretty fuckin' dead considering it's Friday night.

>>153020328
Well yea, we're playing the game, not lurking in the thread

>>153020635
There sure aren't many people online playing.

>>153020635
>PCucks
>playing a dead game their banned from
kek kys kiddo sad af f a m

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>>153019580

>>153020768
>joining autism central in /gtag/
no thanks

>>153021430
>>153021471
ebin xDDD

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>turn on voice chat, figure could hear something funny
>"don't chu lock that door"
>audibly hear the door locking
>"I TOLD YOU TO NOT LOCK DAT DOOR"
>a black man proceeds to verbally abuse and belt his child with his mic capturing everything
>mfw

That was a bit too real.

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>>152994729

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Tfw working custom Tsubuka track.

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let me in
SC:MrBones101

>>153024456
Gotcha

>>153023550
Stop trying to make welfare GTAO a thing.

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PS4 crew here, who these?

>>153021795
That happened to me recently, except instead it was a borderline retarded povertychild alone in the house with a baby in the background that I assume they were supposed to be babysitting, because this baby was screaming literally at the top of it's lungs nonstop for upwards of an hour. Probably multiple hours.

I love how you can hear the child abuse in the background sometimes.

Is the default state for randos passive toggling now? Chris almighty

>>153026391
GTAO PvP became passive toggling the minute they changed it to the new style.

>>153026391
I switch to passive the instant I get killed but that's because I don't intend to fight back or be a dick or anything like that. I'm not into GTA for that, that aspect of it is pretty boring and dry at least presently.

>>153026628
That's not what passive toggling is, you fucking goober

>>153026713
I'm sorry, I don't know what the fuck these magical terms are because I honestly don't hop into here too much.

>>153026739
If you don't know what something means then you should ask or just not reply, instead of making yourself look like an idiot.

>>153026739
It's not exactly a complex concept. I bet if you try your hardest you can make a good educated guess at what he meant.

>>153026391
Do you mean going passive then immediately turning it off for a cheap kill? Nah that has been a thing since launch, it's dumb. They usually always try to Assault Shotgun spam you so just keep your distance.

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>helping a low level CEO do crate missions
>some guy comes after us in a gunsurgent
>without anyone in the gunner seat
>he instantly gets destroyed by the low level CEO using the buzzard

>>153027007
(The) End (You)rself

>>153027330
>>153027114
>still upset about his bad Buzzard purchase
Shouldn't you be grinding for cash instead of shitposting?

>>153027398
>buzzard purchase
>bad

U havn a giggle m8?

>>152993196
>>152997245
>>152998040
>>153019118
>MUH PROGRESSION
You niggers ruined every single multiplayer game and most singleplayer ones. Get a fucking job if you want to wageslave so badly, at least then you'll actually earn something for your time.

>working on crate runs
>some jet shitter blows 2/3 of them up
>he's wearing a full joker getup
>go to take him out after delivering the one crate i managed to salvage
>he's a godmode skiddie
he was probably Russian/Chinese too, I wonder what it's like to literally tick every box of cancer there is

>>153027576
Nah the shitposter bought a buzzard the day before it went on sale then started redirecting his anger towards here. I'll shut up now.

>>153028165
i want this too
fuck

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>>153027330
>mfw

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Post cosplays

I need more outfits.

>>153028916
Step 1: gain creativity
Step 2: make outfits

>>153029050
okay cool now post costumes please.

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>>153028916

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>>153028916

>>153029169
>some sweaty manchild made this abomination
kys

>>153029169
He said cosplay you stupid cunt

>>153029374
Its a cosplay of someone who is better than you :^)

>>153029256
>some sweaty manchild thought this post needed to be made.
kys

>>153029457
So who are you cosplaying as then, triggerbot user?

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>>153029169
>when you need a dictionary to understand what taste is

>>153029459
>some sweaty mad af manchild got mad people dont like their shit ugly character bc they never seen a girl irl
kys f a m s m h

>>153028916
Only decent cosplays you'll ever get require either cheating or the character being so generic that no one would bat an eye. Give up.

>>153027007
Still waiting on you in PS4 m8.

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>>153028916

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>>153029705
>PS4

>>153029609
His doesn't require cheating nor is it so generic that I didn't instantly recognize it as the Colonel from Danger 5 maybe that's because I've used that exact outfit before though

post cutie waifus so I have a reason to play this game

>>153029905
Bye

>>153029905
See you, anon.

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>>153028916
FNV

>>153029945
>>153029978
but I just got here ;_;

give me cuties

>>153029169
You're going to pay for what you did to me.

>>153029850
I didnt realize until after I posted that the colonel would never drive the car that's behind me.

>>153030041
Oh...

Bye

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>>153028916
Liquid Snake

>>153030041
You're in the wrong game, might I suggest the flavor of the month korean MMO with an obscenely complex character creator?

>>153030163
why are there no cuties when theres a million dumb mods?

>>153030134
A Hind D?!

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>>153028916
This is my last one, attempt at The Matrix.

>>153030550
Is that a tranny or a man? Where's the dark green Bati?

>>153029169
You are not me.
>uses public screenshot.

>>153030053
Seriously? I let you live dude. Not It would be a real shame if the embarrasing pictures I took of you ended up in the hands of your family and employer.

Stop looking up tattoo removal sites, or I'll come back and put the same shit on your forehead next time.

>>153032374
Please report posts like this. Thanks everyone.

>>153032502
Kissu~

This is why people need to beat their children more

>>153028007
I wouldn't bother doing anything on pc if I didn't have a menu to crash people I didn't like.

>>153032374
used goods / 10

>>153032707
>waiting to have kids before you beat them

I've been beating my kids at the source since I was like 14

remember when crime said she would fuck blater up for exposing her cheating ways

>>153032973
underrated post

>>153032981
I'm a forgiving goddess.

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>>152979725

Reminder to report and ignore trannies and their OT posts.

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Hey , do you accept people who have played this game for less than 3 days?

Also , how the fuck do I fix this mess of a car I have created

>>152993196
>>152993196
>>152993196
>>152993196
Search your heart, you know it to be true.

anyone on PC wanna spam contact missions or race each other?

>>153033295
We accept anyone who posts their name in the thread and applies. Only real rule of GTAG is don't be a dick to other GTAG.

Can't help you with the car, though.

>>153033857
>don't be a dick in game to gtag

ftfy

>>153033295
Try to remember that just because something can be put on your car and/or is the most expensive option, does not mean its the best option.

>>153033295
>3 days in
>already handed shekels into Benny's
You have much to learn.

>anime sultan
Can we kill everyone who does this?

>>153034229
I kill everyone who has that annoying horn.

>>153033295
Squat more

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>>153033186

>>153034229
At least it's not """"ironic"""" chrome.

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>>153034145
Better than my choice of buying the "I-wish-I-was-in-the-Mafia" car , and painting it with casual black+white matte

>>153034318
Will do

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>its 2016
>we still can't combo clothing like leggings + skirt
>leggings + shorts

Ugh.

>>153034460
shut up tranny

>>153034460
>tfw thigh highs + short skirt never

>>153034460
>playing dress up in a game about crime and climbing the crime ladder

>>153034481

What's 'tranny' about that? Literally styles of clothing that would make you look more feminine.

>>153034460
STOCKINGS RECLASSED AS SOCKS FUCKING WHEN

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>>153034460
>>153034512
>>153034558
>he plays as a "woman"

>>153034539

Considering there's a fuckton of achievements and missions based entirely around what clothes you wear, you can't really discredit it in that manner.

>>153032981
>you will never watch blater shove his 8 inch cock forcefully down crimes throat

>>153034460
>>153034512
>>153034558
https://www.origin.com/store/buy/sims-4/mac-pc-download/base-game/digital-deluxe-edition
Here, you can play dress up to your heart's content.

>>153034593

>not wanting smaller hitboxes

>>153034697
>Sims 4
>4
What is wrong with you. 3/2 or get out.

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>>153034593
>he plays as a man with prison bitch lips
>he wants to run and move slower
>not wanting smaller hitboxes
>wanting a coffee table as a forehead

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>Obvious cheater in session
>Tell GTAG to report/kick
>Minute later still not a single vote until i get around to it

How the fuck do you faggots even function.

>>153034925
dude video games

>>153034925
/gtag/ doesn't listen unless you're someone people perceive as in the circlejerk. /gtag/ is basically like highschool expect no one is in the cool kid group because it doesnt exist.

>>153034697
WHERE DO I KILL?!?!?!?!

>>153035041
Even as a circlejerker, it's damn near impossible.
Trying to get GTAG to votekick is like herding cats.

>>153035287
because literally no one cares about your autistic bitch fit.

If you hate cheaters that fucking much play in a solo session.

>>153032502
>>153032374
KEK

I miss pixle and tonks