/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

First for console kids are immature and stupid, also for some reason very very angry

is there any reason at all i should buy an office

>>153142662
well CEO crates are a good way to earn money.
if you arent afraid to invest some money and time to earn profit, go ahead buy it. you can force yourself into public (1) and make money solo.

>>153142897
i have a friend i can play with. so i can force myself into a public session and invite him? how does errything work?

Rockstar in charge of making working collisions


https://youtu.be/WsKmfVLTIF8

>>153143179
that works yeah.
it depends on your internet connection.
you can get a solo public by just switching between windowed and fullscreen rapidly, or using netlimiter or uploading something while playing.

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I fucking knew it

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Reminder your dreams can come true.

What are your dreams, gtag?

>>153143942
Also, sorry Gabe, Glints and Zeus

>>153143980
get a gtag girlfriend

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>>153143942
That's what you get for using Windows 10. See if that isn't your driver.

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>>153144124
>other people who use winshit10
>crashes and nothing works

>I use windows 10
>everything works perfectly

>>153144204
I hear Nvidia drivers on 10 are dreadful.

>>153144252
>Nvidia
explains some

>>153144124
It happened on old as fug drivers yesterday and it happened on the newest one today
I also had random freezes/crashes from time to time but I thought nothing by it
I think it might be the CPU, maybe it can't handle the heat
The constant crashes were a thing last year, one of the reasons I stopped playing back then t b h
Used to think it was the GPU though
>>153144204
It used to work perfectly for me

>>153143980
to be a girl ;_;

>>153143980
Good looking sports bikes.

>>153143980
larger open interiors than the vanilla unicorn for gatherings

>>153142897
All the organizations I've been invited to only showed me the most expensive office. How much of a shitter will I be considered if I buy the 1 mil office?

>>153145212
Nobody really cares. The interiors are just copy+pasted anyway

>>153145212
You'll want Lombank for moving crates, it has a flat rooftop for quick helipad access.

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>>153143980
landbarge update

>>153145212
no-one here would judge you but I would wait until I had more on hand if I were tbqh

view isn't too important but consider the long term as you'll only be able to trade in your office for another one (w/o discount)

you don't want to stick yourself with the most expensive/most affordable office, you'll see a clump of people in that area

lombank looks over that place, too. you might want to wait until you have at least $5M to become a CEO (enough to get a large warehouse relatively soon regardless of what you pick)

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>>153145516
Yeah I wish I had enough fake dolareedoos for that.

>tfw noone joins your heists
>tfw when you join a heist some shitter just fucks it up 3-4 times in a row and leaves and you go back to the waiting game
>tfw no anon to invite me to his organization and help me farm up gta shekels

>>153145839
For fuck's sake, just ask for help here. Heists fill up in 5 minutes tops.

>>153145839
You can easily make $300k a day solo doing jobs and freemode events solo, anon. Do you have GTA$1M in your bank, at least? That's all it takes to be a VIP.

>>153146107
But what if I'm an antisocial retarded sperg and a gtao tranny at that?

>>153146137
How is that different from the rest of us?

>>153146137
You really don't know this crew, do you?

>>153146137
>What if I am exactly like everyone in this crew
Gee, I dunno

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>>153146137
Well, you stay broke. It's not too late to change your ways, though! Assuming you're a new player, you have plenty of time to create a new character and debut as someone cooler.

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>2 red circles on the radar
>this happens

>>153146170
>>153146204
Hey, can't blame me, I just started playing this.

>>153146318
nice aimhacks PC fag

>>153146615
I'll take that as a compliment, shitpost-kun

>>153146318
something didn't seem right about the way your cursor jumped at 0:01

i really hope this is just sped up or something, would make me wonder why you fucks never do deathmatches

>>153146769
You ever played deathmatches in this game? It's just rolling and headshotting.

>>153147014
yeah but it's a pretty consistent way to earn cash if you aren't shit

you can easily make $10k in a 5 minute 2v2 the time flies by since you're killing players while you do it

>>153148725
Eh, it gets tiresome too quick. Races are a better way to grind.

>>153148787
it doesn't have to be just TDMs, could also be one of those new adversary modes since they pay pretty well too

just seems to be a severe lack of interest in PvP lately, which sucks because it still happens back in freemode

>>153148787
Nothing makes you rage like a race though.

if you put a ignition bomb in your car and someone triggers it, who pays the insurance?

>>153149180
Used to play Power Play before Entourage came out most of my KDR came from that, actually, the pickups help keep it more interesting and add depth. The problem is there's not much to deathmatch once you're confined to a small arena. With freemode you got buildings, cops, other people in ground vehicles, choppers and jets, there's just no comparison.

>>153149526
Yeah? Try going against a strafing chink. Hits won't register at all.

>>153149548
(You)

Is being a CEO worth the 1 mil pricetag?

>>153150336
The instant buzzard access is nice. Also you'll make the money back eventually.

>>153150886
Do I have to pay for it all the time or is it a one-time-purchase?

>>153150921
CEO you just have to pay for the building but might need to have at least one million each time you activate CEO mode. For the buzzard it costs each time unless you buy it from warstock, which makes the instant spawn free.

>>153151192
bummer

>>153142459
>console kids are immature and stupid
>every /gtag/ thread since PC release has been little more than namefag circlejerking and PCuck crew drama

Stay mad, PCucks. I'll be off playing Flight Plan or Panto Problems, actually having fun

>>153151392
with who?

>from the eyes of a shitter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fetL-iQ9qd8

poorfags should dupe cars while they still can

>>153151621
>check comments
>isisspeak
>shitters are isis
y?

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>>153151192
>>153151292
>activate ceo costs a million

what lol you tard its free to renew CEO

>>153151845
they're referring to vip mode you silly spongeposter

>>153151962
Except they're not, retard.

>>153151392
What of it?

>>153152107
SV please no, you're too good for that dialogue

>>153151845
Haven't had less than a million so I wouldn't know if the requirement is there for CEO. Never claimed it costs a million though, just that you need to have it.

>>153151392
>I'll be sitting here shitposting while waiting for the lobby to fill up for 6 hours.

>>153152173
no requirement

once you purchase an office you can freely toggle ceo mode

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>>153145540
boat update when

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Bring them back, Rockstar.

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Oh boy he bout to do it

>>153152705
Fuck off

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>>153152602
>>153145540

>>153152705
tbqh there are so many cars in the game now i wouldn't even recognize a car carried over from the previous game

the tyrus is literally that turismo give or take a few external features

>>153152705
Worse than cowposters desu

>>153152718
Anon no
just be patient

you don't want to climb up two flights of stairs every time just to get to the buzzard that you landed on the roof and possibly be sniped/blown up by the guy at lombank

you can be the guy at lombank, just wait a little

>>153151621
What am I even watching here?

>>153153060
where is cowposter anyway?

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>>153153131
Alright , just gonna keep searching for a buzzard to start VIP Assassination then

'Till then , Vice City trax

>>153153271
cowposter is kill

>>153153445
What's your name so that I may give you a flight with a Valkyrie instead?
I'll just lend you my buzzard.

>>153153498
no

>>153153595
yes

Anybody doing anything fun?

>>153153593
I am not in any of the GTA V crews desu , but I am fine , just got one , off to grinding )))

>>153153498
>>153153595
>>153153745
Cowposter left because they aren't needed anymore. Everyone in gtag is now dedicated to making sure nullphaggot and crimeshitter get BTFO. They are the hero gtag deserves, but not the one it needs now.

based cowposter

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>>153153445
how do u get the song name to show up for self radio

wtf..

What do you think about the atmosphere in this? Butchered or nah?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPxIEmXkMak

>>153154001
>null
muh drifto
>crime
How the hell are you so based that your name pops up in every thread

>>153154207
Please don't tell me you're one of those people that doesn't fill out id3 tags

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>>153154207
you need to put in the artist name and song through the properties menu, just like in pic related

If they are blank , like those 3 songs , nothing will show up


plz no bully , I just like ELO

>>153154295
Meme???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDcQ7YyekfY

>>153154471
>that inconsistency
>artist name in song field
>ELO on only one artist thing

aAahaAaAAaaaAaaAaaaAaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>153154606
(((

>>153154375
nah i usually just use spotify lol i only really download music for custom radios like the one in this game

>>153154001
Don't forget they made sure fivereborn gets BTFO too. Stopped the crew from getting split like with discord in those few nullphaggot weeks. A true hero.

>>153151621
Jesus christ

>>153153224
It's legitimate tactical combat. I-mean-come-on-anon-it's-fun stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpZLB-yXpUQ

>>153155081
>Jet Fights: A point and click adventure
If they were going to put jets in online, they could have at least made them take skill to use.

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Uhh, this tint might be a bit overdone...

>>153151192
>cant spawn shit i havent bought
>buzzard spawn costs 3k
Am i doin something wrong or its just another jewed update?

>>153155468
It's 3k to spawn it from your office. Only free if you use the CEO menu. It's complete bullshit but you should expect this by now

>>153155361
FPS mode was only shoehorned in to sell more copies of the enhanced edition

you'll take what you can get and like it you filthy goy
stop complaining

I wonder if the null/crime poster can keep it up long enough to reach the same level of anal pain that Krop reached. Obtaining such a gaping cavernous asshole as that will truly be an accomplishment worth commending him for.

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>>153155702
Accomplishments in life are a pain.

>>153155702
null has, but I don't think crime ever will. They are so theatrical and removed from reality, we are only playing the villains in their narrative.

>>153155912
STOP RUINING POLAND BALL, NESSI

>nessi posts their forced-meme
>WebM dump starts

gee

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>>153155468
>>153155519
the way i'd go about it is to spawn my buzzard when i'm on the ground somewhere and land it on the roof when doing collections

if you don't own the buzzard yet, you probably won't be able to repair your buzzard via the automatic rooftop entrance cut-scene (you'll have to spawn it again) but you can still land it manually and it'll be there waiting for you when you come outside

seriously recommend you buy a buzzard though, because it allows you spawn a second buzzard for members via pegasus locations

buzzard aside, you could actually have three of your own pegasus vehicles out in theory if you were willing to shell out a few thousand for the one from your office.

>>153156238
Shut up, it's not me. u_u
I only posted krop

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>>153156418
please don't webm-dump, anon
no-one gains anything from those
the conversations will come, you just have to be patient

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>NPC AI is realistic they said

>>153156756
Nobody said that

>>153156756
you can complain for days about this stuff but honestly the car you were using wasn't fast enough for you not to react

if it were a pedestrian turning at breakneck speeds to block your RE-7B i would have turned my head, if it was your Lazer on ground level i would have been impressed

but you gave me this shitty webm of you in your Washington, driving at a slightly higher than average speed down the center of the road, not even bothering to try and avoid the car

this really gives me nothing in the way of entertainment, anon. ya blew it

How do I un-personal a vehicle?

>>153157252
Maybe he didn't mean for it to be entertaining and just wanted to show off how the AI is shit?

>>153157282
Nani?

>>153157252
I wasn't paying attention to the road because I thought I was driving in the right lane
The Question is: why does that NPC car do that?
>>153156978
According to some people in a thread the other day this stuff doesn't happen

>>153157354
>Maybe he didn't mean for it to be entertaining
Confirmed for being an illiterate mongoloid.

>>153157396
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qUJc20yu28&t=32m49s&hd=1

>>153157358
When I started out I stole this standard compact car and made it my personal vehicle. Now I bought this new car and want to get rid of it. How do I stop it from showing up in my garage?

I only have a 2 slot garage which is why I want to lose it.

>>153157564
Sell it

>>153157564
You poor thing. You don't buy these, you save up for the properties with 10 slots.

>>153157409
>this really gives me nothing in the way of entertainment
What did he mean by this

who is sexiest car?

>>153157964
You

>>153157354
>>153157396
yeah but the complaint isn't anything new, why would I want anon's first hand account of how he was savagely attacked by an AI driver

he even starts down the center of the road and is clearly going beyond 25mph in that webm, if you wanted a little more realism in terms of how traffic worked there you go

>>153157604
I didn;t know you could sell cars. Thanks.

>>153157703
I don't want to be homeless until then though.

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>>153157775
>when you nail the shot and he doesn't even die

>>153158126
>tfw i miss my first gtao house
Too bad the old places dont have transparent windows like the overpriced new ones. They would be so fucking comfy

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>>153158126
>he couldn't rough it out for a few days before deciding to buy a high-end apartment

>>153158521
>winter comes
>tfw peering out, from your home, through the curtains, at the normies having a firefight right on your street

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>>153157986

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>>153158925
>house on the northwest coast update
>legit window
>lookin out on the snowy driveway and peds walkin on the street
never ever

>>153143980
>dreams can come true

just a pity it's a useless piece of shit in every single way

>>153159294
Just like real life.

Does the stock spoiler on Tyrus work?
I don't need the fuck ugly carbon wings, r-right?

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>>153159282
fuck, I'm gonna' envy all the players who still have the Old Spice theme for their office when snow comes around

esp. Old Spice: Warm

>>153159716
Anon...

>>153159716
>Does the stock spoiler on Tyrus work?
Yeah, even though no others do this one does for absolutely no discernible reason.

Retard

>>153159716
you do
anything besides the default spoiler (even spoilerless) adds to the car's handling

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>>153158135

>>153160641
stuff like this would make me want to give up PvP altogether

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>In session for 30-40 minutes no problem
>Join crew org for 5 minutes
>Everyone left

>>153143980
Chrysler turbine car.

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>>153143980
This pretty much

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>>153143980
visible holsters that carry your favourite rifle/pistol on them and allow you to equip them slightly faster than with the aim wheel

>tfw Rockstar won't make a story expansion for GTAV
>Could also release it on rockgen as a standalone including the content they couldn't get in post-heist updates to ease all the hurt butts

>>153163152
not worth it at this point

the vast majority of people that would get GTAV for the PC/current-gen already have

the PS3 will going completely out of circulation in the coming years

>>153159737
I have Old Spice: Classical because I like the big square panels.

I feel like it's going to be too much white come christmas though

>>153164037
>>153159737
I always switch back to default office, I feel guilty making the old spice themes dirty with all the office clutter.

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>tfw your gtag gf plays better than you

>>153164383
It's a man, baby.

>>153163152
I can't imagine why they haven't had any incentive to yet.

http://venturebeat.com/2016/04/12/former-grand-theft-auto-director-gta-online-has-generated-at-least-500m-in-revenue/

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Cowposter where arf thou?!

Has anyone else noticed that comfyfag has either left or abandoned their name?

Which one of you assholes is it?

>>153165032
Just look for the guy typing like a 12 year old.

>All those drawn roads on the North Yankton map that spread beyond the edge where you fall through the ground

I wonder if at any point in development Rockstar was planning to flesh out North Yankton and decided "Eh fuck it, just work on the parts where the player will interact in the two story missions and call it a day."

Still comfy as fuck though.

>>153166471
>Rockstar was planning to flesh out North Yankton
No, they weren't. They're drawn because they're there to provide a sense of something bigger than is shown. Would you prefer the roads just suddenly end for no reason just because they can't be physically interacted with?

>>153166623
Yeah that makes sense. Still, would've been nice to have the map expanded.

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>>153161514
Not one of you will indulge me?!

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>

>>153166914
Dont even want to think about it. You know it will never happen, those jews go out of their way to prevent you from anything that looks cool. The El'Jefe vest is impossible to get even though there is an outfit for it...
If they add that holster might as well velcro one to the simple body armor.
Would be nice but
>never ever

>>153167276
it's okay you're a girl

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A N I M E W E E D L O R D 4 2 0

>>153167476
just to be clear, who is comfyfag and whats the problem with him?

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How many cocks do I need to suck to get AIDS

>>153167648
Probably some doped out smackhead whose brain is so fried that he has to describe everything as "comfy".

>>153156019
There is absolutely nothing wrong with being creative anon.

>>153167849
i really wish it was that simple

if he was like that he'd be harmless and innocent, easy to manipulate and then the comfyposting would be more tolerable

it's like having a girlfriend that's dumber than you, doesn't stray too far because she knows it isn't good for her health hehe

but it's all on purpose, he knows it annoys people and does it anyway the madman

>>153156558
why am i getting a bone

>>153168537
Druggies usually are immensely annoying without doing it intentionally.

>>153157775
hold your breath when you snipe.

Might improve it a bit.

>>153157512
jesus what a retard

>>153168669
but you know this poster isn't a druggie because he keeps coming back after the umpteenth time he's told not to

it's kind of unfortunate too, if he had a drug addiction we could give him a little smack and trip him on the way out of his apartment so he'd shape up the next time he stepped to us hehe

>>153167597
>madam
every time I see someone playing as a tranny I read that as madman

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Bravo, Rockstar

>>153169175
Whoa, what a well articulated counter argument. I'm convinced.

>tfw there will never be a choice between turbocharger for delayed ultra-high power and supercharger for immediate but lower power
>there will never be new bodykit options for cars that have been in the game for ages
>there will never be a choice between adding aero for increased downforce but less top speed and no aero for greater straightline capability but suffering in the corners
>there will never be enough customization options for most cars for car meets to actually be exciting

>>153171276
>rice shit noone cares about
I want more armor options, ghetto iron plates welded on a shit car and decent looking "official" armoring for all cars
"luxury" upgrades, internet and champangee.

>>153171957
I just want them to take some car options from the purge movies.

>tfw no christmas lights car

>>153172764
>being so mad that you instantly start typing after the kill and even manage to write one of the two words wrong

>>153172947
>Kaz the shitter status: BTFO

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>>153172947
I wasn't even mad at that guy, several randoms tried to attack crates and there was a huge and annoying fight before that
Just to vent y'know

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>hating Kaz
What the shit is wrong with you people.

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>>153173316
>All those trannies

>>153146318

> How Red Dead Redemption should've ended

>join a heist
>forced first-person mode

>>153173412
What do you think, how many of them are actually girls?
and how many of them are qt nerdy closeted twinks

is there a mod that makes GTA V's car handling not super arcadey?

>>153175724
None
0

>>153175781
Is there any mod that makes your taste not super shitty?

>>153169608
>be mustard race
>start shooting the npcs and the driver
>nothing happens
Thanks Consoles

>>153141801
>>153142459
are gonna enjoy a nice ban and a deleted thread to

>>153176173
gta v's driving is objectively dogshit

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>>153176386
>waaah they insulted meee!
>ban them! waaah!

>>153176501
>objectively
Oh look, it's this word again. The one that kiddies like you use wrong every single time.

>>153176501
this Tbh fAm
mandatory $2000 racing sim equipment to even be able to start up a car when?

>>153176720
>Tbh fAm
Opinion discarded

>>153176584
flamewars and platform wars arent allowed PCuck, mods will deal with u :)

>>153175724
zero
NPG's not there so none

>>153176720
actuly i would some pointy n clickly switches in vehicles

>>153176386
This is an English speaking imageboard.

>>153176824
I'm sorry desu senpai baka

>>153176862
That's some next level hypocrisy shit

>>153176863
but Nuclear is grumpy old guy

>>153141801
>benny's wheels on hardtop tornado

how

>>153177371
those are lowrider rims

>>153141801
>its slow and shit
Just like consoles' hardware.

>>153176917
>>153176885
>these mad af PCucks scared shitless
kek kys

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>>153176863
>>153177140
stop shitposting about me

>>153177636
Stop shitposting

>>153177670
yeah better yet this

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>>153177443
they're not

>>153143980
moar guns

Is there a thing that lists online crew memers?

>>153179776
No

>>153179776
any cuck on PC

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>>153178038
eh mixed them up with superfin
as for the rims I can't tell now

Are there people still playing this game? I'm considering buying it on steam but I'm afraid I'll be too late for the party

>>153180926
>are people still playing this game?
*snicker*
>considering buying it on steam
pffffffthahahahahahahaha
dont just leave save yourself youll just get autobanned anyways

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What car is best for a simple slav? I've already got the warrener but I feel like something slower and shittier is better, ideally with a roof rack.

>>153143980
Helmets not disappearing after getting in a car

Actually good racing suits

Darker helmet visors

Removal of Tyrus' PISSWAßER if you choose No Livery

>>153181171
Regina.

>>153181171
The ingot is a good slav car

>still on ps3
>can't be bothered to rebuy the game
WAKE ME UP

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>>153181795
>>153181887
Spaciba

>>153181171
Glendale
Asea

>>153182129
okay

>>153182196
Asea's more of a Filipino car, since it's a shitbox ricemobile that has no power.

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>>153182180
Disgusting, if you're too stupid to configure a cyrilic keyboard, at least use http://russian.typeit.org/

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>>153182352
eaт cчит

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fug anyone wants to do some series a cancer?

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>>153182404
Honestly not sure which is worse

Have you ever spoke russian? It would be eat "шит", the eat part is actually impossible to get right with their dialect

>tfw GTAIV had a much better variety of shitboxes
>tfw there will never be a popup headlights/hatchback version of the futo

>>153182615
Sure

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>Deadeditz posts that 1.27 will be out in a week or two
>3 months later nothing

????

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>>153182723
I only speak a small amount, Cyrillic is a nightmare to learn. My friends are Russian and we all made slavs in GTA for the bants, I'm the designated driver.

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>>153183451
>nightmare to learn
>cyrilic
choose 1, it's literally just 28 new symbols

then to actually understand words just learn what they mean like any other language

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I'm at work right bow. I can't post at home right now because I'm bannee, so when I get on GTAO tonight, you have to bring me plenty of memes soni don't miss fun.

>still no comet classic
it would be so fucking good

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>>153182615

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>>153186149
>tfw all that hype leading up to heists
>They're fucking shit when they finally come out and nobody plays them anymore

We would've been better off with new contact missions instead, fuck.

>>153187031
We would've been better with R* not actively trying to make grinding as excruciating as possible, but that was never going to happen.

Also I wish there were freemode versions of heists that you could try and take on in any way you can think of but are borderline impossible to beat without an amazing plan.

Can the data transfer work from a PS3 psn account to a completly different new PSN account on Ps4 ?

>>153187685
If you login with the same social club account, probably.

>>153188341
Whoops sorry.
Blame /qst/

>>153184932
Honestly if there's any car that could be memed into the game right now it's this.

>>153183451
cyrillic is very easy to learn. You can memorize that shit in like a couple days if you work at it.

>>153187309
You mean like a bunch of people in buzzards and hydras/lazzers or rhino taking cash from banks? Seems pretty easy to me

>>153190260
The easiest way to make it tough would be to have proportional response - if you try and rob a bank with just a few people and nothing crazy, you get the SWAT response whereas if you have jets and tanks and shit and are doing a slow-moving convoy to take it home you're going to get the army fighting back. The trick would be to figure out just enough force to get through the bank and then using no more to avoid a heavy response.

>>153189948
вoдкa пyтин бaлaлáйкa

>>153190463
Im just saying with what players have a ttheir disposal, the NPC's dont have a chance. Kurumas, and other armored cars, aitstrikes, rhinos, gattling guns, etc.

And in the end, theres nothing stopping them from calling Lester or Bribing Authorities or using CEO abilities to just remove stars or using a rebreather and chilling at the bottom of the ocean for a bit.

>>153190665
vodka putin balalaika

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>>153143980

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>>153190839
congratulations. you get a gold star.

>monkey languages

>>153190701
If it's R* coding how it works, they can always just make it so you can't get rid of this SUPER SPECIAL HEIST WANTED LEVEL and find ways to make it borderline impossible to beat. Most people wouldn't want to split a heist 30 ways anyways, so you want as few people doing it with you as you can.

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>>153190839

>>153190701
I would assume the biggest obstacle in a freeroam heist is other players.

>>153191928
You mean I should be afraid of little jimmy scripts with his godmode and invisibility? You dont say!?

>>153192061
Well you or someone you're arguing on behalf of were saying that a freeroam heist would be easy. Are you saying it is or isn't?

>tfw no engine swap mechanic
imagine being able to give any car in the muscle cars class the sabre turbo custom engine as long as you had both cars temporarily
it would make so many more cars viable

>>153192061
t. PS4 cuck

>>153192376
Stop posting this. Whole games are built around this mechanic, it's not something you can easily swap in with 500$ and an afternoon.

>>153192783
>implying changing basic stats that upgrades already do would be hard other than creating a persistence around engines that would be significantly less costly than persistent cars
you're an idiot who thinks he's actually smart because he assumes everything is really tough and that's why things happen rather than people not wanting to do them

live

Wanted to make a webm of this but it came out to 10mb.

Yes, Im bad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htuziHCaRlw

>>153198573
>this video is private

>>153199004
Oops, I forgot to hit publish. Its fixed

>>153198573
nice sound

>>153198573
>>153199113
>another shit PCuck video where literally nothing happens exact showing that pcucks are shit at aiming even with keyboard and mouse and that cheaters exist on Personal Cuck platform (no surprise to both)
>another pathetic 30+ year old kissless manchild faggot playing as a female character online
>cant aim for shit
>all those other shit videos on their channel
>pcuck cant figure out how to fucking work a computer
kys

>>153198573
>clearly using a menu
>keep fighting him
gtag is dumb

>>153199549
For once I agree with this shitposter.

>>153199613
I wanted some video evidence. I left after the video ended

>>153199463
I removed sound when I edited the video down so it wouldnt be so large of a webm. Still 7mb too big for 4chan

>>153199757
>I wanted some video evidence
Nobody cares that you found a modder on PC, dumbass. That's like going to the ocean and recording the water for posterity. You and that other pc player that keeps posting that flying car webm are the most autistic fucking people in this general jesus christ.

>>153200198
You seem mad.

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>>153200198

>>153201394
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLS2N9mHWaw

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I am playing GTA V on PC and I am not able to find any peyote plants I checked locations shown in images online, but nothing is there.

>>153204713
Are you are enough in the story? Might need to have seen a random event/stranger to proc their spawning

Hello, /gtag/
How's your weekend?

>>153204967
main story is complete, but what i found online says nothing about a prerequisite

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>>153205115
Not much to tell. How's yours?

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>>153205115
It sucks because I'm gone, AGAIN starting tomorrow.
RIP me.

>>153182129
PS4 or PC, brother

>>153201047
I am

>>153205115
playing Overbotch

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>>153212203

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>>153212490
>motorcycle club emblem
>on the hood of a car

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>>153215207

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mechanized clothing update FUCKING WHEN

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NEVER EvER

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NEVVVER EVVVVERRRR

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EVME FOR NEVER

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FUCKING WHEN

>tfw no miata-esque light sports car for fags and autocrossers

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N E V E R E V E R

>>153205407
stay away weird boy

>bought a yacht hoping to get a gtag girlfriend
>no one was impressed
i am out of ideas gtag

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>>153215207

>>153220341
Try killing yourself

>>153220697
cant get a gtag girlfriend when i am dead though

>>153220841
How do you know if you've never done it?

>>153220341
Shoulda bought a Glendale, bitches love that car.

>>153220926
funny guy

>>153220240
So this is what we do at /gtag/ right? We come here to tell people to stay away? Tight. Just wait until I come back so I can pile drive your rear end with various armaments from both rotary and fixed winged aircraft. Just keeping it tight, like you keep it here. Have a good day, because I'm get mines soon enough.

Also, your mother should get some water, because she is thirsty as hell.

P.S. you're also a garbage ass memester.
im bored

Why can't anyone make a believable female in GTAO?

Entity XF, Adder, or X80? Just filling up super car garage.

>>153222219
Because the character creator is shit.

>>153222271
Entity if you want a grip monster that's past its prime.

Adder if you want a muscle car that thinks it's a supercar.

X80 if you want a high-risk high-reward technical vehicle.

>>153222219
Because the model Rockstar used for player-controlled female characters is literally a male body with tits and different choices in hairstyles. The character creator only lets you edit the face and even that sucks.

>>153222431
>Entity if you want a grip monster that's past its prime.
Entity's still killer on airport tracks, all of them are shit compared to the racecars.

BIKES

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>>153223941

What's Adversary Mode?

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>>153223941
>>153224121

>>153224121
That's actually kind of cool

>>153224650
The buzzard kills it tho

>>153224121
>that blue-and-white bike on the right
THICC

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>>153205115
>implying I have weekends
>implying my days off aren't on the weekdays and split, off, on, off

>>153226763
>implying anyone cares about you at all

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>>153227032

>>153227032
I care

t. Not him

>>153222219
There are.

just none in this crew.

One of my irl friends made frost from siege.

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>>153227320
I care for you, too, (maybe not) anon.

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>>153164383
>you will never be someone's gtag gf
>you will never suck your sugar daddy's dick in his yacht's hot tub

>>153177516
please calm down

>how to spot trannies
>H-hey silly boys! Pay attention to me I'll post cute images

>how to spot actual females
>they shit up the ingame chat constantly with either shittalking or irrelevant shit

>>153230589
tfw no gtag girlfriend to greet me in the mornings or say goodnight

>>153230589
>>they shit up the ingame chat constantly with either shittalking or irrelevant shit

Just because ours do that doesn't mean they all do.

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>>153230589

>still harping on about this shit

Just replace tripfags with "trannies" and you got your fucking answer, jesus christ, the amount of people on the spectrum on this fucking site.

How do I host or join a job "on-call"?