/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

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>it's a "nullphaggot and fivereborn get BTFO" episode

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fugg

>>152814792
>hijacking decent memes to make them about some circlejerking faggots
some of the cringiest shit

>>152814929
just report nessi posts and move on, it's what I always do

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Post Em

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M16 when

who are the single ladies in gtag?

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>>152815428

Reposting this for the new thread.

Hey remember that CEO video contest?
You don't?
Well the winner just got announced.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GafJ3RZlY7M
>Along with inalienable bragging rights, Bill will be receiving the customized Director's Chair, the super rare GTAV Varsity Jacket complete with Director's patch and the coveted Rockstar Editor trophy.

>The lifestyle of a successful Los Santos CEO is a fast paced cocktail of glamour and danger - details Bill_BENEDICT delivers with gusto in his prize-winning vid featuring luxurious Yachts and choppers, fast cars, beautiful women, tense glimpses of Buy missions with drop point flares burning, and stacks endlessly accumulating in the CEO's Office. However, it is not just the content of this video that made it the judges' favorite, but the fantastic visual style, employing impeccable composition, innovative camera tricks and lighting effects to make exceptional use of the Rockstar Editor tool. Bill also exhibits a keen understanding of how to edit to a soundtrack, matching the style and pacing of his clip to the titular song.


As well as the runners up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAV4wdZrc_c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9hxDPYl5t0

>>152815736
did you fucking win or something? Why are you reposting this nonsense?

>>152815616
>ladies
>gtag
Pick one

>>152815521
>the only audi quattro we'll get will be the bodykit'd up race one
fuck, a clean one would be so nice

>>152779896
For anon from last thread asking how to dupe.

>set spawn point as last position
>get car
>open menu
>roll car next to blue garage circle(won't be there if menu is open)
>close menu
>step into blue circle by getting out of car
>leave garage
>move vehicle a few feet away from garage
>get Simeon or Gerald mission
>accept mission while sitting in car
>car should be next to you when you spawn
>enter car
>drive 10 feet forward
>look back after a few seconds
>if there isn't a second copy of them car where you were, look around, it doesn't always spawn where you were
>if no dupe spawns, accept mission again and try moving the car again
>if it still doesn't work, switch sessions, the server is stuck or doesn't dupe

If you switch a lot of sessions and can't get it to work, close the game and open it. I've noticed the game sometimes will loop the sessions you join till you close out.

Once you get it working, find something expensive, Schafter and Schwartzer are the two most expensive cars after modding you can store in a garage.

If the car gets a tracker through going in the garage or you putting one on at the mod shop, it won't dupe.

Before modding the car, check that it dupes. While rare, the server can stop duping after it seemed to be working.

If you start duping and the dupe carb disappears while storing one of its dupes, you're just shit out of luck. It's rare as fuck, but happens.

>>152816142
Benny's upgrade for 1.3 mil ;)

>>152814278
Can that anon with the sultan RS garage (the one with a street, rally, racecar, ETC) post it please? I want to make a comparison with it and the OP on the right and wrong way to mod a sultan.

I don't care anymore. Ban me R*, I'm going to play FiveReborn

fuck your jewish ass

>>152817054
>get banned
>'eets da joos'

KYS

>>152817289
???

Not even banned yet. I just don't give a fuck, screw this fucking broken online mode. Only purpose it has is to milk faggots to buy shark cards so they can get super expensive vehicles and upgrades.

Also fuck the jews. And fuck you you fucking nigger.

>>152815736
What a load of shit, even the 3rd place was better.

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>>152815428

>>152817452
>I don't give a fuck about the haterz
>I need the endgame content on an easy to reach silver platter
>I don't want to grind to level up, nor to play the actual game

fuck off millennial scum

>>152817054
Fuck off, nullphaggot

>>152818524
Grind isn't fun.

Get laid nerd.

>>152818728
Who?

>>152818778
Literally (You)!

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ITT: people getting triggered :^)

>>152819710
>If people call out my shit taste as being shit they're le triggered
>>>/reddit/

>>152817452
There's nothing to do in FiveReborn.

>>152818524
>says the person who is also a millenial

>>152819842
I just want to play with my friends and use mods without getting banned.

>>152819842
I was born in 1928, you hooligan

>>152820042
Fair enough. I was just saying if you were expecting a better version of GTAO, it doesn't exist there yet.

>>152819710
Hey look, it's that bike that makes both the Bati and the Akuma look like a pile of shit!

>>152820042
You can do that in normal gta. Just ask crime, bl8, or nessi :^)

>tfw R* will never add the option for multiple different primary/secondary color divisions across a whole car that way not every car looks exactly the same
>they will never add new customization options retroactively

>>152820239
Wait a minute, blater and nessi doesn't have any friends.

Are you trying to bait me?

>tfw I've only started playing GTA:O in May 2016

What did I miss?

>>152821451
Money

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>>152816686
Gotcha

i met a girl in gta, what are the chances she's fat

>>152822628
9/10

All of a sudden my gta5 characters walk slightly diagonal. The fuck? Running is fine, and it only seems to happen in first person mode

>>152822628
10/10 chance she has a penis tho

>>152822769
Do you use a controller? It might need recalibrated.

>>152822769
it's the animations for FP view
nothing new
unlike you if you just noticed it

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>mfw dumbasses talk about juggalos and other random shit, and you don't understand what the fuck is going on

seriously tho, these 3 kids are comedy gold

>>152823363
Seen that stupid shit going down when I went to sell a car. That Diego dude was angry

>>152823363
Is that a flat tranny?

How do I get ez money for cars n shit to race online senpai? Last time I played GTA 5 was on 360 back in the day but I got it on PC recently.

>>152823704
no it was an attempt to make someone other then the usual flat skinned no sun damage dudebros

i think he looks pretty nice

>>152821451
Money glitches
Hackerbux
Snow
Waiting for heists
Grinding Violent Duct, Mixed up with Coke, Rooftop Rumble (pre patches)
A GTAO without the Hydra, Armored Kuruma, Insurgent, Bulletproof Helmet, and Marksman Rifle
Worse disconnects

You can expect snow to come back, though.

>>152824550
looking back on hackerbux, I have no idea why i only stock piled enough money for things I wanted rather than millions or even billions

You know what I would pay for. If a modder made a script that in the character creation menu you could bypass the set in limits and actually make a character who looks fucking decent. Like, none of this slider shit, give us the actual values to tweak to the decimal type shit.

>>152825314
Hackerbux was before we got more garage space. We could only have a maximum of 20 cars (10 per char) back then.

That's another thing. Some of ya'll started playing this game AFTER you could own multiple properties. We used to have 10 cars max on a character.

>>152825314
hackerbux is a specific thing? like 3 weeks before Cunning Stunts I hacked in like 30 mil for shit so I thought hackerbux was just refering to money hacks.

>>152825468
I don't think I've ever owned more than 15 cars/bikes at any one time. Then again, I'm not much for hoarding or having to have the latest and greatest.

>>152825821
ment to reply to >>152825468

>>152825821
Hackerbux were people depositing a shitton of money into your account. Sometimes people had literal million dollar bounties.

Some guy randomly gifted me about 51 million. And that's when I bought my tank, entity, and buzzard.

>>152825468
>Bulk of Simeon missions only paid 1000
>Gerald was usually 1500
>Violent Ducts was a goldmine at nine fucking thousand

I can not say I miss those days

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>>152828192
>I can not say I miss those days
Simeon I get, but VD? That was 9k for 2 minutes of work. AND you could instantly replay the mission.

I bought my first apartment thanks to VD.

why does gtag and randos turn every car they own into some hotwheel shit?

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>>152828192
>most missions would pay out less than what it cost to do in ammo
>gentry does it was the only low level mission worth a shit until you got a sniper rifle and could do groundfloor grapple or buttholveted for actual money
>grinded coveted for hours for legitbux back in the day for the monroe and nice cars
>tfw sold it all for no reason and have 60+ million with no interest in anything in the game

>>152828501
Elaborate.

>>152828501
Is every sports car a hotwheel for you?

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>>152828417
You and me both senpai

>tfw when you got your first automatic weapon
>tfw you and your mates got efficient af and could do it just shy of a minute

>>152824550
>Bulletproof Helmet
doesn't work on freemode or any pvp modes, heist armor doesn't too

>>152829810
>tfw over a year later, you're overloaded with shitty weapons you can't get rid of

>>152829810
>Everyone learned VD to the point that if you ended up in a VD lobby, people knew what the fuck they were doing, unlike heists
>The days of ragtag drug runners are gone
>Frequently finished VD with a guy in a biker helmet, some dude in an animal mask, a guy in jeans and a t-shirt, and a guy in a business suit

Those ragtag squads were the best.

>>152830279
And no inventory management to speak of to make it perfectly intuitive to switch to your favourites.

>>152830279
I like my gun safe, but making me pay over 1 million Rockstar Bucks™ so I wouldn't have to scroll through a shitload of weapons was scummy as fuck.

dead thread
dead game
dead crew

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Thought on the ETR1?
Mines got a Carbon hood
Lime Green Rims
And No Stripes

>>152832757
It actually looks decent like that, congrats

>>152832757
looks good fampai, the intercooler was a great touch

this game is still fun to play after all this time.

what's the fastest car?

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>>152832617
revive the thread with mods. five reborn!

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xth for wangan maximum tune

>>152833895
my dick

>>152832996
>>152833417
Thanks. The paint is Matte Black with pearlescent Dark Green. Custom lime green crew color for secondary. Very happy with it's performance.

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>shooting cops
REEEEEEEE ANON GOD DAMNIT

>>152835525
>Anon gets in chopper or car
>Constantly shoots nothing
>Changes the radio station
STOP

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What would you order from Up N ATOM, gtag?

>>152836269
1 gtag girlfriend

>>152836269
Why my peenus weenus of course ;) my peenus weenus

>>152836420
Claim yours now!

>>152836471
crime

>>152836541
You lose

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Can we all just take a min to appreciate Lester and all he does for us. Man I remember the picnic...

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>>152815428

>>152837668
I guess you can be here, since our Lord, the cowposter, didn't say you were BTFO today.

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>>152836921
Post lesters.

>>152837836
I filtered the cowposter. All of them.

>>152836921
I accept that all my frustration with him is actually R*'s fault for not allowing us to skip shit. He's cool, I'd share my porn collection with him.

>>152837905
shame

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>>152836921
>>152837869

Yeah, also that time we went rollerblading! And watched the sun set...

>Looking through snapamatics
>Nothing but selfies, tits/ass and the odd person using a menu to do some pose
Boring

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Lester has CP

>>152836921
You can tell Rockstar tried to make him an awkward character but in a funny way, unfortunately he just comes off as annoying and not funny at all

>>152839028
I bet he's had a lot of cheese pizza over the years, just look at those lovehandles.

>>152837668
>that crew emblem

Why didn't you create an emblem for us?

It looks really good.

>>152839240
>creating a emblem for a crew she despises
loving every laugh

>>152839240
Because it's an imported emblem through http://gtaemblem.com/
Like all their emblems

>>152839291
>she

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>>152839240
>TFW gtag will never have a good enblem
>TFW widely will never again go on a one-man sperg-out to get us the emblem we deserve

feels bad man

>>152839909
No cows.

>>152839909
>get us the emblem we deserve
a literal piece of shit?
because even that is giving you too much

>>152840007
so why is catower still in the crew?

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>>152837869
DON'T ANSWER THE PHONE TO LESTER CREST

>>152840089
literally sucking the leaders dick

>>152840079
Have you seen the other emblems? Go social club and check em. Only like 3 are actually good, and the cow is easily in the top 10%.

>tfw we will never again have the classic gtag star cube again
Nothing we've had since can compare

>>152840335
Go home, widely

>>152840335
that has nothing to do with that you don't deserve shit

>GTAO is the only thing I play these days and I don't even enjoy it

Whats there to do in this game because Im getting pretty bored of it.

>>152840915
Be a vigilante and protect low level players from shitters.

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I just realized I'm going to miss Lamar when GTAVI rolls around. I've spent 3 years with this tall, lanky motherfucker.

>>152839240
Thanks. It took me 2 days of casual editing while listening to video game OSTs to make.

>>152839291
I don't hate anyone. I just don't agree with your antics.
I would just rather play the game than sit in an awkward emblem editor moving shapes around. I also get artist block halfway through anything unless I really want it.

>>152839371
pfffttt hahaha please no. Everything on that site is some swagfag, edgelord, or mansex club emblem.

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BATI FAGS BTFO

Akuma has a lego kit, so why doesn't bati?

checkmate batihiest

>>152840915
GAME MODES

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>>152841254
>I also get artist block halfway through anything unless I really want it.

this hits way, way too close to home

>>152840915
Run Pakistan finally over and over for the lowest levels you can find. Make sure they all have a mic. Create party. Name it Squeaker Skawd. Enjoy the chaos. I've been having so much fun doing this.

>>152841453
Why the fuck is this so profound for you? Everyone gets artist block, you retard.

>>152841254
Why do you filter the buffalo? Do you fear it like null does?

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>>152841547
Squeaker Skwad, sry.

>>152841698
It's pointless furshit shitposting.
It uses a not so nice variant of my name.

You'd be a tard to not filter it.

>>152840456
The vice city style gtag emblem we had

Too bad it was vectored.

It looked really good on jackets.

>>152841937
We used to do VIP missions all the time when you were in the crew, do you remember me?

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F

>>152842302
I did VIP missions with everyone, but I don't forget names.

>>152837668
When are you giving fair fight, or whatever you're calling it now to gtag?

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>>152842629
Fucking never! If I ever did it would be stripped of the useful anti-skid features.

You're just going to have to deal with godmoders on your own.

>>152842629
>expecting crimeshitter to any skills
LMFAO

the only thing that made crime special was that they were a lier and got caught.

>>152842972
yfw crime is getting cozy with nessi to try and sneak back into gtag again

How do you even get kicked out of gtag. Youd have to do some royally autistic shit.

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>>152843024
Fuck you. I like Ness. He's an outstanding pilot.

I've already snuck back into gtag. Your leaders have failed you.

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You've been hacked

>>152843254
uh huh not because he is a thirsty fuck that can bent around your finger no sir

good luck though i check your name in the crew once a day to make sure you stay gone

>>152843120
Royally piss off Blater or the comms is pretty much the only way and even then you'll probably be let back in if you're apologetic enough

>>152814278
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PM9vnEWmA1c
Does this explain how bikes work in gta?

>>152843439
How do you even piss them off. Like honestly, I cant see how you can piss someone off by accident.

Also who is Blater? I dont think Ive seen them ingame

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Is it even possible to find people low enough level to do webm related anymore? It used to be my favorite activity in early days of GTAO, but then people bought armored kurumas and refused to get out of them.

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>watching GF play Pac Stand
>host makes her demo
>player saved outfits
>she's the only one wear heavy vest
>hacker goes upstairs, she grabs all money
>no one can survive walk outside bank
>after restarting a few times, everyone is hiding inside bank, no one wants to make the run
>GF pull out homolauncher (she's lvl 80) takes out ALL the cops out front w out losing any money from inside the bank
>makes the run herself and lost less than 150k.

Wtf is wrong w people

>>152843959
Polly Polaris

>>152843341
dude just graduated from the marines. I'm sure the last thing he's thinking about is some girl he'll never meet.
He was still a better leader than any of you fucks.

>i check your name in the crew once a day to make sure you stay gone.
>He's only looking for one name.
You might as well remove all the muscles while you're at it, and do background and psych checks.

You've lost lad. Give up.

>>152844084
>le second account meme
go take your meds

>>152843569
>random gets on one knee and looks back

fuck, I lost

>>152843959
Buffalo Bl8

>>152844239
denial I like it. That's the first step in the grieving process brother.

Just let it go.

>>152843024
Wait, Nessi didn't die out in the middle-east?

what the fuck, these jokes are severe

>>152844361
Srsly tho, why do you play this cybby-punk game? Just take a deep breath and go look in a mirror. You try to use these grandiose words that fit this thematic narrative in your head. Like when you say that "our leaders have failed us", when gtag is a volunteer organization, meaning it's 100% corrupt. Do you just like stating the obvious, or are you so down the rabbit hole that you can't escape fantasy.

Remember when Nessi threw a shitfit because Crafty made friends with Aida

>crime became friends with null who was high up in the crew ranks
>null gets demoted
>crime stops being friends with null
makes you think

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Post Osiris. Thinking about getting one. I like this one that was posted the other day. Post more like it plz.

>>152844935
Don't forget about how crime had a crush on crew leader blater until she found out he was the one leading the crusade against her

>>152843959
BELL
E
L
L

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>tfw haven't played since GTAO release
>everyone is filthy fucking rich now
>have no clue how to get money without a group of people
>stuck with barely keeping afloat with plus-minus 100k.
>mfw

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>>152844650
>>152844361
It's ok crime, I'll roleplay with you.

You be the human cyberpunk freedom-fighter, and I'll be the oppressed pronghorn maid you find when breaking into the villian's manor.

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>>152845152
Tried all traditional colors and wasn't satisfied until I found this beauty. One of the few colors that go well with a Pure Gold base, too.

>>152845231
>>152844935
>>152844682
No one would miss these people if they died.

>>152846463
>implying there is exsistance outside of one's perception

baka desu, senpai

>>152846463
Oh come on that's not a nice thing to say about nessi, crafty, aida, blater, null and crime

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>>152844650
It had more to do with showing an autist on a powertrip how incompetent he was at failing at a simple task, and less about theatrics. though theatricality is some of my favorite shit.

I mean come on dude. I roleplay as a vigilante in a game about killing cops and robbing banks out of boredom. It has kept me engaged in this game for almost 3 years. Theatricality and deception are in my blood.

Saying I cannot do something just makes me want to do it more. If you pulled your head out of your ass you'd know I'm here to help people with whatever task others won't leave free roam for. You've been wrong on most accounts about me so far, and you will continue to be wrong.

Hell. I still find it funny how I wore fucking jeans with combat boots for 6 GODDAMN MONTHS, and hit the most nutty shit scout heliing , and no one batted an eye. but as soon as I started weaning my main getup with the police belt people it's a fucking witch hunt.

Do you want to know something funny?
I started the triggerbot meme as a joke. Just me fluffing my feathers desu.

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>>152847602
>double down

>>152847602
Did you not see the part where I would let you in with little more than a warning if you actually had the balls to try and request an invite back in.
You sucked up to someone for two months to get an alt in and your "main" banned.
Have fun playing with the crew. Just don't start shit again.

>>152847874
CUTE
U
T
E

Why is it only the shitty people that stick around?

>>152847602
How can you be so fucking delusional Jesus Christ

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I miss when Blater was leader

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>>152847961
because this crew is full of shitty autismos. the non shitty people find better crews with actual human beings who dont sperg out daily

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>>152847892
I never sucked up to anyone to get any alt or main in. Whoever did it was their choice.
I posted in the thread to get my alt in like every other one of your members. Banning my main was management's choice bruddah. Though it solved nothing, It was expected.

>>152848218
Don't we all?

>>152848426
>Literally begged Anni to get you in without posting in the thread
You are a lying cunt and I wish you would just fucking leave for good

>>152845680
add me, anon8792. If I'm ever on, I'm usually looking for something to do.

Got any money ideas, I'll help. All else fails, don't mind inviting you to heists and giving you a better cut.

>>152848524
me and anni stopped talking for the most part and if i remember correctly it was blater who let me back in.

Good try, but no.

>havent played in a year
>kicked out of crew
>blater, nessi & widely havent been online for roughly the same amount of time
>apparently bl8 isnt even leader anymore
what do

>>152848610
bl8 and widely are active and have been active. Widely is the cowposter

>>152848524
Ughhh she liied to me. Let me ball up and gorge on ice cream. waaaaahhh

Nigga, you sound like some bitch she didn't call.

write the most emotional album of all time while you're at it. Fucksake.

>>152848610
You were kicked because we purged inactive members. Blater still plays pretty much every day and now that Nessi is back from boot camp he's playing daily too. Blater is still crew leader he's just using a different account because the Blater account was permabanned. None of this matters though because it's not worth coming back to this dead game at this point.

>>152848759
really? my friends list says nessi has been offline for 5 months

>Nessi comes back
>general gets worse
Hmm...

>>152848759
Notice how I didn't mention nessi, they are the only one that had been offline for longtime, aside from (you)

>>152848894
The rampant car posting was so much better dude.

Do Michael or Franklin ever show up in Online?

>>152848894
This is why Holo should be leader again
>Nessi sperging out
>Instantly booted without remorse

>>152848912
It unironically was.

>>152848910
Fugg, meant for >>152848880

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hi can i get an invite to the PC crew?

sc Charisfu

thanks

>>152849000
that still doesnt answer my question of
>what do
though

>>152848894
He wasn't this bad when he was in the ps3 crew. The week leading up to the pc port killed this general.

>>152848961
This, it was entertaining and kept the general alive.

I was hoping bl8 would cave in and make the buffalo emblem real just for the sperging fallout

>>152849071
Ask bl8 or Widely to fill you in on what happened and what's new.

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>make a second character
>want to find a sabre turbo
>can't find it
>go on first character
>immediately spot 6 of them

Fuck this game.

>>152849447
Just buy it from Benny, silly.

>>152849447
>looking for any npc car ever
first mistake newbie.

The only way to find anything is to not look for it.

>>152849447
>steal sabre on first character
>have crew/friend stay in it while you swap characters
ezpz

>Reinstall GTAO on a new PC
>Old snapmatic photos don't show up in my tab anymore
I knew I should have uploaded them before switching, fuck

>>152824550
>A GTAO without the Hydra, Armored Kuruma, Insurgent, Bulletproof Helmet, and Marksman Rifle
Those were the days

>>152849923
Yea we traded it for supers with no back windows, and an ap pistol nerf.

Fuck man. I think they're punishing us to be real with you.

>>152849060
Bro, you can only be a member of 5 crews at once. You'll have to drop one, then someone can invite you.

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I just saw a type 57 Atlantic in real life. I am disappointed in r*, the Z-type is a big car while the Atlantic was tiny.

Single player DLC when

>>152850537
This, why do some cars exist in Story mode that say that they're from Ill-gotten Gains whatever DLC, there's like 4 of them on the Luxury Automobile whatever website, while in GTA:O there are many more

How do you even win shootouts anymore, i can't keep up with the updates since first person rolled in, i hate the marksman even more now and the infinite rpg ammo is so annoying, my kdr gets lower every day

>>152850640
probably because nobody plays storymode after theyve beaten it once

>>152850657
learn player shooting patterns, predict movements, lead shots around corners , draw a dot on gta center of your monitor, learn how to m1m2, find a comfortable sens where you can snap to things subconsciously, and by all means https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs

>>152850784
Thanks friend, just came from being killed 28 times by a missile spammer

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>>152843959

Regular high end apartment or luxury penthouse?

>>152851447
Stilt houses are for losers.

>>152851447
Be a real man and buy Eclipse Towers Penthouse Suite 3

>>152850183
ah shit didnt know that, thanks. i just opened up a spot, could someone invite me

sc charisfu

>>152850640
Speaking of that, why is the regular Stallion in story mode but not in Online? It makes no sense

>>152852408
only available for returning players

same for the dukes and the blista compact

>>152853617
Second thread on the left sugartits.

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So what do you guys consider the best warehouse size and best location?

>>152854153
All you need is a single Large warehouse and you're fine, maybe a second warehouse for overflow. Location doesn't really matter much but anything in the North is preferable due to supremely dickish crate spawns on the other side of the map being quite common.

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why does nobody drive shit like the Z type or other cool vintage legendary motorsport cars? i mean theyre relatively fast and shit.

do people really only care about the gaudy supercar shit????

>>152854153
if you want to really get into farming crates
buy 2 large warehouses
one at the trainyard bottom right for 1.9M
the other one in vinewood up north for 2.1M
you will barely get 1-2 crate locations that are very fucking far.

>>152854368
Z-Type is old news and very fedoristic.

>>152833895
Eurobeat intensifies

>>152854607
who gives a shit how 'old' it is

>fedorisitc

how?

anything is better than le alienmobile like every new super released

>>152854790
>who gives a shit how 'old' it is
Going by the usage of the original vehicles out there, everyone.

>how?
Every person I came across driving it was a pretentious cunt. You don't seem to be any different with this tired old hyperbole. The Zentorno is just one car, every Super introduced since 3 Gotten Gains except the Reaper looks great.

>>152854368
the z-type was pretty popular back when it was the most expensive car in the game

>>152855410
It was never the most expensive car in the game, unless you mean SP which nobody gives a shit about and people only played until online finally went live.

So, are there any plans to get rid of these toxic "gamers"? They are ruining the crew.

>>152856509
When you kill yourself.

>>152856668
>death threats and harrasment
>from a "gamer"
Im so calling kotaku on you.

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making a new gtao character and i'm being absurdly perfectionist

which one of these three minisculely different faces (dad heritage options) looks slightly better than the other two?

>>152858117
Middle

How do I host a deathmatch?

And how come sometimes I can't change the forced weapons?

>>152858117
Dont really see any difference but one thing i would put on a fem character is a wider nose and a lil' bigger lips.
If you go with freckles might as well make a ginger.
Face ratios seem to be off, dont know if you dicked with the sliders yet but the fat under her neck is weird.

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Why is this still a thing?

>>152858940
Because it's still a P2P game, you stupid fuck. Why would it not be a "thing" when the connection is dependent on some third worlder's internet?

>>152859005
nigga you salty af
They should have fixed this long ago.

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why do people complain about their car looking like a robot?

>>152859091
Wow, you are legitimately retarded. Like not even in the sense that I'm trying to insult you, you actually have a mental deficiency.

>>152859302
ok
>(you)

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Reminder to kill Crimefighter and Nullprophet on sight.

>>152859884
Who?

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>someone saved my garage

I can't stop modding them

what's the next benny car I should get purely for style? any nice sports maybe? already own the sabre turbo

>>152860029
Hi, nullphaggot

>>152858117
character creation protip: do NOT try to open the steam overlay when you're allotting the stat points

thankfully i managed to recreate everything

>>152860256
T
R
O
P
O
S

>>152860650
Why would you do that in the first place?

>>152858117
Age it up, make it an old, wrinkly, liver-spotted granny.

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Does anyone know if there's a youtube video/blog article or whatever that goes in-depth on how to properly utilize the Rockstar Editor? There's so many terrible guides on the subject matter, I was hoping one of you happened to know of one that went into more detail on it.

>>152858940
So you can do crate runs by yourself with zero worries about people who do not extend you the professional courtesy

>>152859254
Because when it keeps telling you to go find the allspark so it can finally rid the world of those pesky Autobots and all you wanna do is cruise around the Alamo Sea things can get heated.

>>152860768
wanted to quickly check what the best stats to start with were, since i just put whatever on my last character

>>152861056
So why not just look in a regular browser?

>>152860768
Probably to reference a "Beautiful" character maker guide

>>152861101
it's slightly easier to just open the steam overlay instead of alt-tabbing and besides it's not like i fucking expected it to just freeze all the controls

>>152861019
Well sure, triggering it intentionally is one thing but it happens when i want to freeroam.
Maybe its my mcguyver'd lan plug again. Missions work fine thou

>>152861102
those aren't very helpful. it's just like "here's what all the sliders clearly do, exactly as the game says" and "do these things that you already would know look very obviously better if you experiment with it a little bit"

plus a lot of the heritage choices that they said were bad actually looked fine

>>152860693
how modable are those decaled sports cars like tropos and tampa?
the variety on the jester and massacre racecars was kinda thin

>>152830034
bp helmets do work in freeroam

>>152843781
>needing a homo launcher and vest for pacistan
Dump her

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>>152830034
Don't talk about things you don't know about. BP Helmets were added in the LTS update, before heists. They work regardless of game mode.

>>152860256
The Minivan

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>>152864561
Good taste, anon.

>>152850007
There were always supers with no back windows.

There are several vehicles in vanilla GTA that have a covered back window.

Also the AP pistol deserved it's nerf.

Of all the things you could have complained about, you picked the most inane.

>>152830726
gunsafe?

wait wut

>>152866672
There's a gun locker as an option in the Offices ou can buy through Dynasty Exclusive.
Read the fucking pastebin.

>>152866672
>>152866736
Only works in freeroam though.

>>152866910
Yeah. It's too bad. It's be perfect if it worked in missions and heists.

>kuruma gets noguns nerf
or
>kuruma cant into insurance
which one would be better?

>>152867092
No guns nerf. Removes most of the need to destroy it.

>>152867092
You're just going to keep bitching forever, aren't you?

>>152867278
You're just going to keep projecting forever, aren't you? You seem to be really upset at something, go suck a dick or eat a burger.

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>>152867467
>I'm not mad!!!
>n-no u

lol keep getting assreamed by kurumas scrub

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>>152867747
ok
>(you)

>>152867857
>>>facebook
>>>instagram
>>>tumblr
>>>reddit
>>>kik

Seriously though, get out of my thread you little bitch

>>152868114
Dont know about any of those i only use grindr

>>152851815
Gotcha

Best way to get money?

>>152869227
>sell you cars
>swap your apartments for small garages
>buy SharkCard

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>>152868114
>my thread

>>152869306
do >>152816198

If you have a friend willing to sit in the car while you do this, it's actually a lot easier as it stops the car from disappearing which means you never have the issue I've had of driving a copy into the garage and walking out to see the car you're using to dupe disappear and you need to start over and spend more money

>>152869227
Make friends and have them trade PacStan finales with you.

Do VIP Work in freeroam to offset your daily costs and make constant money.

Crate work is supposedly lucrative but has a large startup cost and can take some time before you're out of the red and actually making a profit.

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>>152843024
Woah, calm down. I'm probably one of the few in gtag who doesn't care about the shit drama that happens.

>>152848894
That's not nice, I've posted no more than 5 times (discluding webm only posts) on the general.
In-game, I'm still doing the same stuff, blowing shit up. But I'm not being an autist by being super aggressive anymore.

>>152843541
crew leader, autism.bux / vanillarice is blater, blater is the original banned account

>>152871096
>having a power trip in a video game

A new frontier of pretension and delusion of self-importance. You guys never fail to astound me.

>>152844361
Who cares that you're in gtag with a different name? Your actual identity you care so much about has been destroyed and is a cheater meme now. That will never change.

You would think Nessi would've changed while he was gone for the better.

I guess I was wrong, back to the same shit GTAG goes, glad I stopped playing by the time he returned.

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>>152871623
It's k, I've learned my lesson the past 3 months. n_n

Also, if we fail to astound you, let us know, k?

>>152872032
But you come back to shitpost despite not playing?

>/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General: Everybody Hates Everybody Edition

>>152872145
Pretty much

>>152872145
Shitposters gonna shitpost

Hey Everyone In This Thread And Crew Have Massively Deblitating Autism So U All Should Calm It Down And Suck My CoCK Lol .

>>152864412
Lol, if you farm Pac stand the heavy vest lets u use almost no body armor, and the homo launcher makes clearing out the cops take only secs. Normally 2nd crowd control would make the run w no vest so no helis and minimal cops, but retard low lvl w no mic was hosting. My Gf been playin a lot and she got gud bruh.

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>>152843959
T A Y T A Y W H E N ?
A
Y
T
A
Y
W
H
E
N
?

Do hackerbux still exist?

>>152864412
Also bruh, what does your GF do when she plays PAC Stand? Oh wait.....

>>152873273
Grenade launcher is better for clearing out cops and heist diaper makes you go too slow

>>152873617
>Normally 2nd crowd control would make the run w no vest so no helis and minimal cops, but
What lvl is that unlocked? She just hit 80.

>>152873890
Like 60

>>152874141
Fuk, thought it was higher, she's got one now. There was a guy w one the other day spamming them into the air during executive search. He keep buying ammo through inventory and was SPAMimg like fuckin hell. Was raining hellfire.

>>152874513
>Was raining hellfire.
If you ever played or get to play a game of Siege Mentality with a full lobby the initial assault is usually like that since every defender learns early on they can all spam their grenade launcher to try and get some easy kills.

>>152872032
Havent played with neo-Nessi yet but he used to be a nice guy. Is this just one shitter whining or Nessi really turned into a fag?

tfw still waiting on my 1080 before playing today
tfw day off wasting away

>>152875160
okay

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this is your daily reminder we need more guns

anyone on xbox one? Kvn175

>>152875205
Glad you got the message, friend.

>>152875275
>anyone on xbox
No

>>152841254
>pfffttt hahaha please no. Everything on that site is some swagfag, edgelord, or mansex club emblem.
Did you even check the site, you edgelord?
Of course it's from that site, just like your dedsec logo your crew had

>>152875109
I haven't played with neo-nessi yet either, but nessi has always been... Weird. I mean they are a faggot when they are in a big group lobby trying to lead their "le gtag armee XD" but when they are in a small session, they are really nice.

>>152847602
> I started the triggerbot meme as a joke. Just me fluffing my feathers desu.
Didn't know you were me

I requested an invite, my social club id is dylandylan69420

>>152875109
the threads are always full of shitter and shitposters. Most people are great.

>>152875587
>le gtag armee XD
holy shit kill urself my man

>>152832757
>sponsored by mother

>>152847602
>I started the triggerbot meme as a joke. Just me fluffing my feathers desu
Kek I know who it was and it wasn't you

>>152876201
Nessi IDF is here it seems.

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>>152876201
I literally said it was what nessi does when being a faggot, why you mad at me?

>>152876438
Holy shit, I haven't met nessi, but they seem like a colossal faggot so far

>>152876396
>>152876438
Replace that with helicopters and you're right.

>>152876438
>using my screenshot to call nessi a faggot

>file.jpg

@152877269
We saw your post the first time, fag.

>>152875915
Gotcha

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>>152875271

>>152877047
I wanted to use that cringey pic of the helicopter with soldiers that had player names abouve them, but as you can tell by my file name, I was lazy and just found the first image I could.

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I question why people like to post about random shit.
It's always about some people aswell.
I guess I'm the latest topic?

>>152875109
What do you mean by Neo-Nessi?
I know that since forever I've been called out for some sort of faggotry whether it was as SV, neS, Nessi and the likes.
>one shitter whining or really a fag
Both

>>152877679
You're neo-nessi because alot has changed since you've been gone.

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>>152875271
>>152877340
I wasn't trying to 'bump' my post or some shit, I just forgot to attach another image

>>152877772
Nothing changed while nessi was gone, except blater getting a job and half the old people moving on, replaced by new friends that are still literally who. Otherwise everything is the same cancer as always.

oy good goys, anyone wants to do some "FUN" contact missions?
pistols and fedora only maybe

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Deluxo! When!

>>152877772
Interdasting.
Nothing felt like it changed for the most part, but it feels like it's a bit different. Or maybe it's just me after getting harassed, trashed and generally bad life for the past few months.
Have i changed? Honest question.
I know i was an autistic bastard before, and i probably still am, hmm.

>>152878349
Why would you ever play contact missions

>>152878652
whev lad, cluclands army is that bad?

>>152878349
>pistols and fedora only
>not revolver and cowboy outfits only
Shamefur dispray

>>152878035
>new friends that are still literally who

On this subject, we should have another round of promotions for some of the particularly active newer blood. I'd do it myself but I only play at a certain time of day so I wouldn't be a good judge of who is and isn't active.

>>152878679
C's i dont want to feel like i wasted countless hours of grinding on uselss pegasus shit.

>>152878802
well there isnt much difference

>>152878824
and demote the ones that are inactive? sure, I'll see what I can do

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Slasher is a pretty good mode.

>>152879692
seems good

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>>152875271
Plus some tweaks to existing ones such as an option for wood furnishing for the default AK and matching gun mod colours to the guns so you don't have a tan sight on a black carbine, and options for sight removal on the rifles.

>>152879865
it's alright until the hunted realise the best strategy is to rush the slasher and bludgeon him with the flashlights.