/gsg/ - Grand Strategy General

Reminder to report and ignore shitposting.

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This really made me think

WTF
I
HATE
EVOLUTION
NOW

first

lads, i need help, what's an interesting campaign at the charlemagne start?

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Daily reminder Evolution is a myth and its 100% legit to fuck your close kin.

>>152917710
>charlemagne start?
kys.

Is the creationist gone?

>>152917710
I'd wait for the next patch

Is the evolutionist gone?

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>>152917645
really makes you think...

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Ok I have a full proof plan to make /gsg/ great again

1. Shut down the discord group that raids the thread.

(Most of the non-modders on there are cancer by doing this you eliminate liquorlad and make liquor great again)

2. Join or create a new mp group led by popular modders who are moderate. Make sure a majority of /gsg/ is a part of it so it dosent turn into a steamgroup.(Moderate meaning not as extreme as R&I who harnesses and doxxes steamgroup members and not as radical as Cobrah who shits up threads with drama)

3. Ask Meneth to create an HPM suggestion thread on Reddit and hand over updated links of mods to him regularly so Reddit dosent have an excuse to go on the general

4. Known shitposters and steamgroup members are welcome into the mp after a formal apology. Also a proper vetting system analyzing users who have been in every steamgroup. So they can't fuck it up

5.liquor,willy,waggle,kaiser,grandi,alex,rob and steamgroup become word filters or result in a 2-3 day ban.

We are going to make /gsg/ great again folks!

>>152917739
>its 100% legit to fuck your close kin.
"Inbreeding" is the biggest Jew meme ever. "No goy, don't fuck somone of your own rwce, it'll make your kids retarded!"
Literally no proof incest causes deformations

>>152917542
Good post.

>>152917949
based drumph poster.

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lads

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>>152917925
Are we posting images that make us thing?

>>152917949
based

>Truth does not fear investigation. All the scientific facts point towards creation.

Yet creationists willfully ignore and slander any evidence that goes against their way of thinking

Really makes you think

>>152917969
It's not really that it's more likely to cause deformations that is the lie (cause you can see the logic in that), it's just that it's also just as likely to create a super child between two super parents. Which makes incest a pretty neutral thing in those terms.

>>152917949
All talk and no action, at least the creationism memer is taking things into his own hands!

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>>152917706
>mfw Chinese predate god
Truly glorious

You're not some mutant animal that crawled out of a soup.
Man is made in the image of God.

All races/ethnicities can be traced back to Noah's 3 sons:

A. Four Sons of Ham:
1. Mizraim (Egypt)
2. Cush (Sudan, Ethiopia)
3. Put (Lybia)
4. Canaan (Hivites, Jebusites, Arvadites, Girgashites, Amorites, Arkites, Sinites, Hittites,
Sidonians, Perizzites, Zemarites)

B. Five Sons of Shem:
1. Elam (Arabia)
2. Asshur (Assyria)
3. Lud (Lydians)
4. Aram (Aramaic, Armenia, Mesopotamia, Syria)
5. Arphaxad (From which Abraham descended)

C. Japheth's Descendants (14 Nations came out of Japheth):
The immediate descendants of Japheth were seven in number, and are represented by the nations designated Gomer, Magog, Madai, Javan, Tubal, Mesech, and Tiras; or, roughly, the Armenians, Lydians, Medes, Greeks, Tibarenians, and Moschians, the last, Tiras, remaining still obscure. The sons of Gomer (Ashkenaz, Riphath and Togarmah) were all settled in the West Asian tract; while the sons of Javan (Elisah, Tarshish, Kittim and Dodanim or Rodanim) occupied the Mediterranean coast and the adjacent islands.

Seven Sons of Japheth
1. Javan (Greece, Romans, Romance -- French, Italians, Spanish, Portuguese)
2. Magog (Scythians, Slavs, Russians, Bulgarians, Bohemians, Poles, Slovaks, Croatians)
3. Madai (Indians & Iranic: Medes, Persians, Afghans, Kurds)
4. Tubal (South of Black Sea)
5. Tiras (Thracians, Teutons, Germans, Scandinavian, Anglo-Saxon, Jutes)
6. Meshech (Russia)
7. Gomer (Celtic)

http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/sitchin/sitchinbooks03_03a.htm
http://www.soundchristian.com/man/

>>152918187
>the ancient chinese alphabet is banned in germany
you cant make this shit up

>>152918136
It's kinda of like the holocaust in that you really shouldn't investigate it just to keep your world view and sanity in tact.

>>152917706
Based

>>152918136
Mods should REALLY reintroduce the practice of banning the troll and everyone who fell for him

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>>152918064
maybe

i just wanted to talk about crusader kings :(

>>152918341
>>>/r/crusaderkings

>>152918341
my liege you have cancer now

>>152918341
>>>/r/crusaderkids

>>152917645
>Levantine
>Brown
What the fuck?

>>152918341
Sorry, my liege. But for the sake of your health, I'm going to have to remove your testicles.

>>152917706
>>152918226

WTF
T
F

I HATE EVOLUTION NOW

Haven't been active here for about 2 years, anyone care to share how the mods are for HoI4 before I decide to purchase it?

>>152918226
What about Native Americans and Abos? Checkmate, Christians.

>>152918485
t. muhammed al rahood il faqin bin mohammed din rashidun

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>>152918485
He's actually 0% Levantine. His father (who died of cancer, of course) is Bedouin and his mother is Egyptian. I have no fucking clue as to why he's Orthodox and Levantine. Levantines should be using the Greek portraits, though.

>>152918587
>embed embed
Why?

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>>152918226
But what about Jesus and Japan.
Japanese descended from Jesus sempai.

Speaking of religions why are Gnostics (Bogomilists) a heresy of Christianity in EU games?

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>>152918053
i really really really like this picture

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After nearly 6 years of brutal warfare, the Soviet Union has triumphed over the European Fascists. Proletarian governments friendly to the USSR have arisen in Finland, Poland, Czechoslovakia, Yugoslavia, Albania, Bulgaria, Hungary, Austria, Denmark, Luxembourg, and Germany. However, the work has not yet finished, Western Europe, and Italy remain "democratic," run by corrupt and greedy capitalists. The Red Army already racing East in preparation of an invasion of China, Korea, and Japan, if only to deny the Western Powers a potential powerbase in the region.

>>152918654
>Levantines should be using the Greek portraits, though.
T.

>>152918587
>>152918734

wtf i dislike evolution now

>>152918717
>it took him 6 years to win as USSR
Im confused

>>152918771
TWAS

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>an Abbasid is leading the independence revolt against the Abbasids
>>152918771
????????
Out of all portraits in the game, the Greek ones are the closest to what they actually look like.

>>152918734
wtf all my life was a lie :O

>>152918685
East Asians descended from the Hittites.

>>152918226
What about north africans, Iberians, Northern Europeans, north and south americans?

>>152918792

wth i hate evolution now

>>152918501
>no replies

Yeah, nah, /gsg/ has reached beyond the times of Turk's Layer and desuspam.

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r8

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>even the Ummayads couldn't escape the elective monarchy meme

THIS DLC IS BULLSHIT
>WILLIAM THE BASTARD DIED OF CANCER

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If Germany goes to war with Britain I might finally have the chance to take the Malay peninsula. At the very least, I can eat some more of Dutch Indonesia.

>>152918501
>buying GOY$
just pedophile the game lad

>>152918978

wtf i hate evolutionists now

>>152919007
Not enough baptism/10

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>>152919007
>he's back

>>152918857
T. Leb

Why do you need wheat to make liquor? You can make liquor out of other things

>>152918940
http://www.soundchristian.com/man/

This article answers your questions.

>>152918817
I love strategy games, but I'm shit at them

I don't understand the racial/ethnic situation with the Roman empire vs Byzantine empire vs today.

People say Byzantine was a continuation of Rome. Was Roman nobility Italian, primarily northern Italian? Likewise what were Byzantines? Were they kebabs or have the demographics of those regions changed tremendously (dunno what and if the Islamic conquest changed)? If Byzantine nobility wasn't the same as Roman nobility, in what ways were they connected?

If you replaced modern day Japanese with Kenyans but kept the infrastructure, etc., would that be a "continuation of the Japanese empire"? And if this analogy is bad, how?

>>152918501
______________________________________________________________________________________________fuq u gaiboi______________________________________________________________________________________________

If an IP gets enough reports from enough people the person can't post anymore, so why the fuck is he still posting? Do your job faggots.

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>>152919154
>hating lebs
pic related or t. Mohammad

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Who's ready for a giant independent Christian Egypt?
>>152919154
Actually I'm a on the Ukrainian.

>>152919310
Who says it's one guy
Also he can just reset his router

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>>152919310
>bans work
lad. . .

>>152919435
>unironically being a slav

>>152919165
Fair enough, carry on.
Download World in Flames 2 and play Germany.

>>152919483
At least I can squat.

>>152919483
I am, in fact, ironically a slav thank you very much

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>that Bolghar khan who is infamous for his harsh persecution of Christians converted the Bolghars to Christianity
Epic

>>152919435
That's just what a leb would say
God, lebs should get glassed

>>152919034
Yes it is. I'm waiting for a hotfix now, can't play it this way.

>>152918501
I didn't hear of any goods mods for HoI4.

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Red = Relevant
Blue = Shit

>>152919775
Katrina

>>152919775
Slutskova

>>152919148
I've missed you, pal, I took a break to visit Zollern castle.

>>152919779
>Who's ready for a giant independent Christian Egypt?
>That's just what a leb would say
Egypt sure is a funny way to say Lebanon

>>152919775
Hillary Rodman Clinton

>>152919875
Are you Protestant or Catholic?

>>152919483
Wilhelm

>>152919318
GLASS
SOME
LEBS

>>152919775
Varya

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thoughts?

>>152918157
Any healthy male who does NOT find his female family members attractive is homosexual, and therefore mentally ill.

/r/ing blank world maps I can depict my autism on

Anyone have the archive for the CK2 DLC? I'd like to download it without having to download the whole game again.

>>152919773
>charlemagne start
you have no one but yourself to blame

>>152920073
fuck off

>>152919435
>Actually I'm a on the Ukrainian.
>>152919985
That's what I meant you stupid leb

>>152919775
>dubs in /vg/
epic

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>>152920034
Christian.

>>152920212
they're 10x as rare you know

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>>152920073
keep up the good wokr

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>>152920152

>>152920153
I'd like a blowjob and a hundred dollars nigga.
Either download the full DLC package or go search this shit yourself.

>>152920073
Japs and koreans are basically the same thing anyway

>>152920167
t. kim jong un

>>152919483
>World in Flames 2
Never heard of it. What is it?

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>>152920153
t. pedophile

Whats the point of even getting your ruler onto the Polish throne in EU4?

>>152920178
I'm from on the Ukraine which means an on the Ukrainian.

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>>152920301
What about flips?

>>152920073
>>152920509
>playing a meme mod

>>152920448
>I'm from on the Ukraine which means an on the Ukrainian.
Oh sorry I thought I was talking to someone with an iq of over 10

not getting dubs, first one to respond get to name my daughter

>>152919162
>>152919875

wtf one hates evolution now

>>152920721
(You)

>>152920720
>not understanding memes
>being a dip

>>152920721
Kat

>>152920721
BATMAN

>>152920708
i can't resist lad
fulfilling nationalist fantasies is too much fun

>>152920509
Well now you have a problem, japs and flips shouldn't race mix

>>152920721

Slut

>From the archive readme: A few of the shitposters from the steam/discord groups in /gsg/ got triggered by it and during a witch hunt against HPM, decided to report it. I tried to bring it back up but they reported again, so if you are not seeing it anywhere it has been taken down. I won't upload patches or anything like that anymore because it will be taken down in no time, so you will need to find your stuff somewhere else. The archive now is only for mods. If you have any mod requests, post it in the thread and I will try to fulfill it.
lmao is there literally ANY proof that the people who reported the archive were from the discord/steam group or is archivelad just so assblasted that he'll point fingers at the nearest boogeyman

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>>152920774

>>152920889
>lowercase y

>>152919119
>being a poorfag
>2000+16

I used to have sympathy for you guys back in the days, but now that's just being a pleb.

>>152919179
HEH.

>>152919791
I guess I'll wait for a sale then.

Until next time /gsg/, and remember;
Holocaust is a lie

>>152920889
>(you)
>not (You)
lad. . .

Would anyone here know how I would go about editing the names of Cultures in Victoria 2? I was thinking of making a quick mod to localize names (and maybe to make a meme mod that does stuff like make Turk into Roach)

>>152920889

>not Maria Juana

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Oil found in Sulawesi. this is gonna be gud.

>>152921023
edit the .csv files in the localisation folder

>>152921072
oil is literally useless in liq 2 though

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>>152920938
>>152920990

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It's funny, my meme modifier can make half of China into bonafide Japanese, but Hokkaido is still dominated by Ainu

This whole game is a joke obviously, I wanted to see the fruits of my modding labor

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>king of West Francia makes the Duchy of Alsace and gives it to me while I'm fighting an independence war
>it's seniority succession

>>152921171

What effect?

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Hitlermod release when

>>152917706
>>152917706
based baptistanon

>>152920034
Do you even need to fucking ask

>>152921097
thanks for the (You)s anon

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Literally didn't play the DLC.

>>152921086
Thank you, but would you happen to know which folder it'd be?

is this a jehovah's witness?
why did you let a jehovah's witness in, anon?

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>>152921305
The immigrant attraction is a remnant from when I only had it applied to Taiwan. I changed it so it applies to every core province, so it doesn't really do anything now

The decision takes any Chinese, Philippine, or Korean core, makes Japan have a core on it, and removes the native cores, then applies the modifier to all core provinces

To be honest I'm kind of proud to have figured out how to do everything with no prior experience in this sort of thing

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Guess I'm going to have to cheat to get rid of it.

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>>152920245

Großmexicanums best liquor store.

>>152917706
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>>152918734
>>152918792
>>152918978
>>152919162
>>152919875
based baptistanon BTFOing these godless heathens

>>152921552
it's literally called "localisation", in the main game directory

>>152921581

Yeah, I don't care what the autists say but making small custom mods like this makes the game more fun

>>152921719
No I meant the .csv file that'd have all the cultures since they're named after DLCs and whatnot. I apologize I get folder and file mixed up sometimes.

>>152920882
To be certain, an outside group was involved. There isn't just one though, that's the thing. R&I would have you believe in "us vs them" when "them" isn't actually a defined thing and "they" make up a huge part of this thread and are a part of this community.

Archivelad removed liangmod for some reason, there was some unrelated drama going on in the thread and so for some stupid fucking reason he decided to put sticks on the flame and delete liang arbitrarily. And so yeah a lot of people reported the archive, and some of the reports were probably coordinated to a certain degree.

Anyway I really hate how only one side of the issue is shown just because R&I spams the thread and nobody else is autistic enough to do that. There seems to be an effort to come off as "de jure" but just ignore it, it's as autistic as the legitimate shitposters.

>>152917706
>>152918226
>>152918587
>>152918734
>>152918792
>>152918978
>>152919162
>>152919875
this is baptist anon, he used to troll /twg/ but moved to /gsg/ because he realized it's full of underage shitposters who will help him and it's easier to troll.

if you take his bait you are seriously dumb

>>152921171
hi /cum/chan

>>152921847
oh i've not a clue as to which file, there's a ton of them. personally i just use wingrep to search the files' contents when modding paracucks games

>>152921867
Yohan, Cobra and Bobo convinced the thread that /gsg/ was being invaded by a polish tranny named Victor from the discord and that drama led to liang being attacked over the discord.

>>152922004
you better not be one of those nerds posting anime

>>152918792
That's really cool, is this shit real?

>>152922068
I only do so ironically

Reminder that now that Paradox has """fixed""" performance in CK2 there's nothing to stop them from adding China in one of the 2 last DLC, the other one obviosuly being playable theocracies.

>>152922191
>>152917706
>>152918226
>>152918587
>>152918734
>>152918792
>>152918978
>>152919162
>>152919875

>>152922191
give me some lit bible verses bibleanon

>>152922316
But China can be removed same as India lad

>>152922210
i've informed the thread of your antics

>>152922316
Japanese Norse Nestorians when?

>>152917706
>>152918226
>>152918587
>>152918734
>>152918792
>>152918978
>>152919162
>>152919875
this is baptist anon, he used to troll /twg/ but moved to /gsg/ because he realized it's full of underage shitposters who will help him and it's easier to troll.

if you take his bait you are seriously dumb

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>unironically playing a meneth dlc

>>152922191
Why is the christian god referred to as Allah in Arabic as well?

>>152922316

Might as well add the more niggy parts of Africa too if that's what they're doing

>>152922440
biological warfare?

>>152922540
the christian and arabic god are the same

>>152921629
Take Florida

All Spanish land is Mexican land

>>152922578
I'd rather have China than more African desert desu

>>152922523
when did meneth get promoted from dicksucking mod to patch maker

>>152922540

The more respectable churches know that the two religions believe in the same God, though the Muslims have a deficient understanding of God

>>152922614
So should I take the iberian peninsula and the philippines as well?

>>152921026
>>>/r/paradoxplaza

what was that eu4 that used to be in the OP?

>>152922649
>dicksucking
There's your answer

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Got some tasty philippines from the Spanish. Next goal is to connect my possessions in Borneo, but then what? Go communist ?

>>152922740
>philippines
no

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>>152917528
guess which country is which
you get a hotpocket if you guess correct

>>152922649
He did so well banning criticism from /r/paradoxplaza they gave him a job, for money.

Not even joking.

>>152922740
No, make sure to grab Cuba though

>>152922831
Invade Australia you dumb cunt

>>152922440
I wouldn't mind a China gsg in the Three Kingdoms period , but it should be either a new game or the DLC only being China and not China+Europe.

>my duke dies from measles before I can get rid of seniority, thus putting my younger brother on the throne instead of my attractive daughter who is matrilineally married to someone who has claims on the duchy of Luxembourg and all the land within Luxembourg

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1st for one true rule set

>>152922084
It is. Check out Trey Smith's channel aswell.

>>152922425
No time, I'm going to get banned soon when the mods wake up. /twg/ got butthurt again.

>>152922540
Depends how you use it.
'Allah' as a word is just a title, it means God (any god). Arabic Christians use it, but they use "Rabbi" (my lord) or "Messih" (messiah) interchangeably.

The 'Allah' of the Quran however, is Satan, the fallen angel which deceiveth the whole world.

>>152922831
fucking ew lad

>>152922994
>Supernatural events:on

t. zombie and cthulhu pro

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ok seriously now WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

>>152923045
>embed embed embed
Jesus Christ

>>152923112
>not liking the cthulhu events
what's wrong with you?

>>152923026
>>152923045
based baptistanon btfoing the fedora fags

did memeth """""""""""""""""""""""""""optimize""""""""""""""""""""""""""" the game by making even the common cold lethal?

>>152923045
>[Embed] [Embed] [Embed]

>>152923119
he doesn't even realize, try not to worry about him

>>152922994

I like how I don't have to go into defines anymore

>>152923045
Silly Baptist, pls.

Reminder that filtering the word "evolution" makes the thread 10x better.

>>152922028
I'll have to search for that program then, thank you for telling me where to look though.

>>152923167
>being a redditor
what's wrong with you?

Is RoC(China) playable, as in will I be railroaded to losing, in blackice hoi3?

>>152923045
>>152923216
>>152923295
>baptistanon goes to /twg/
>gets ignored
>baptistanon goes to /gsg/
>successfully baits people and shitposters aid him
never change /gsg/

>>152923380
>will i be railroaded in blackice

I have CKII on steam, but it's stuck at 2.5.2.2. I haven't set it to not update, so what the fuck gives?

>>152923429
Reminder that Protestantism is just revisionism

>>152923456
Sometimes there's a chance and I am asking iif there's a chance for glorious chinaman?

>trying to bypass the filter
kek he's a persistent little autist

>>152923578

Are you aware it's possible to believe the earth is billions of years old and also believe God exists?

>>152923584
If you know how to play, railroading won't prevent you from doing anything you want.

>>152923026
Muslims say rabbi aswell that doesn't prove anything

>>152923167
Wait, there are Cthulhu events?

Please explain.

>>152923751
reddit tier event chain from the observatory decision

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Has anyone else ever gotten a pope this based?

>>152923462
it also crashed on Loading Databases. I clean installed it, and am trying it with no DLC, but it still doesn't fucking work. Sure glad I bought this game

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Also this happened somehow. It's 1121, from 1066 start. All the norse lords are gone except this guy.

BASED MODS

>>152923189
I just found out that full gender equality laws let women become doctors and prevent diseases from killing everyone

Holy shit

Thanks a lot mods but could you please ban them too?

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>mfw

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based janny

Also posts immigration messes

>>152922540
Because they're both the God of Abraham

>>152924016
shit, i'd love to see a movie about this bad motherfucker

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>>152924640
>it's a janny burns down /gsg/ and salts the fields episode

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>>152924584
The revolt tried. They failed. Here's Europe.

>>152924947
What happened to your eye?

>>152920073
How? I can never make the Korean states any more than 3-4% Japanese

Colonial migration in this game is shit

>>152925306
He made a mememod, that's assimilation not migration

>>152925213
/gsg/ is literally an autism only general though.

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>>152925117
Lost it when he was leading a merc band. First son was pretty meh, so I hoped he'd get killed.

He did not. Now he's incapable and I'm just waiting for him to die already.

>>152925306
Your dudes go to provinces more if they're states. An early Korea conquest makes it states when you get free, and you can artificially push migration by recruiting craftsmen in a full state and building factories in korea.

>>152925437
My memes have at least some basis in reality. The Japanese attempted to assimilate the Koreans and Taiwanese historically. To what degree of success, I don't know

NEW GRANDIMOD

W
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>>152925284
it was just him originally but shitposters have joined in

thanks /twg/

>>152925791
You only have yourselves to thank.

>>152925538
>master seducer
>one son
this can't be true

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>>152925894
I have good cuckoo luck.

This guy isn't even close to as Popetastic as the other one. Fucking danes

>the Bold
>in Hiding

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Most states have an army. The Prussian army has a state.

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:)
i LOVE this expansion!

>>152926393
me too lad

>>152926393
It's unplayable. Don't they have QA?

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>>152926281
you gonna press that faggot's claim?

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Here we go again!

>>152926439
What's wrong with it, exactly?

>>152926325
Prussia was the first soviet russia joke

>>152926483
The average life span of a character is 5 to 10 years, no matter his age.

>>152926393
On the bright side it would mke a great modern day Africa mod.

>>152926542
it varies a lot

>>152926610
No it doesn't, most realms end up being ruled by children without any kind of epidemic

>>152926542
And yet I'm 65 and my father was 67. Disease is bad but you can always close the gates on it.

>>152926716
Closing the gates is about epidemics, most characters don't die in epidemics
The rate disease spread is absurd

>>152926716
>medieval rulers had to lock themselves in their castles a dozen times in their lives
>medieval rulers even had a concept of quarantine and didn't just sprinkle flowers everywhere, thinking they would get rid of "the bad smells".

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wtf I love jews now

>>152926274
>draw a girl
>call it a boy
>the city of japan

>>152926716
t. memeth, patch design pro

>>152926858
i hate antisemitism now

>>152926858
T. (((Johann)))

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>>152926393
So after this, my step sister and regent killed me.
So now she's the Duchess.

Also my council has a shit ton of power. How am I supposed to salvage this with a woman and no power?

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>>152926858
STUPID GOYIM! Jews help your country!

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>>152926829
>>152926824
I dunno man, I've been very good at dodging disease, and I had camp fever roll up to my kingdom once.

I don't know if the mainland makes it worse or not, but either or I haven't been seeing too much unending death. Maybe my physicians are just good?

Long live the good-at-most-things King.

>>152927190
Slowly.

>>152926393
>not simply turning it down in settings
ebin

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>>152927317
nice king, but he don't look scottish

>>152927383
There's no setting to turn down how frequently normal diseases go around.

>>152927317
I had 22 learning physicians, didn't stop me having to assigning fiefs every month because of someone dying.

>>152927317
But is it possible to gain council power back?

>>152927482
racist

>>152927486
Normal diseases very rarely kill.

>>152927610
only peasents

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Which focus/ambition?

>>152927493
Yeah, since you're a woman, go seduction and fuck everyone on the council. Use spare money for gifts, then buy favors from them until you have 3 councilors either under the control of a favor or as loyalists, then initiate a vote to give power back to you.

>>152927482
Either does his wife but Genius is Genius.

should i buy Reaper's meme

>>152927610
>>152927665

It's skewed by infant mortality. People actually lived about as long as they do now

>>152927695
choose scholar for the ebin Cthulhu events

>>152927569
They kill more than epidemics.
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/so-the-rate-of-death-is-really-high.964760/

>>152927610
Not true. Death rate was high among children.

how do I get the council to pass a law?

>>152927786
>he isn't a pedo
good goy

>>152927695
what the fuck is that 5 wheat quest? you have to make fucking cheerios?

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>people in the middle ages didn't commonly live past 25

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Hmm...

>>152927920
You have to offer to suck them all off.

How do I into Germany in EU4? Ive tried as Brandenburg but Ive been cucked by Poland taking Koingsberg or by Bohemia being a dick. Ive also tried as the Teutonic order but after brief success Poland and Denmark DOW me the same time and I lost everything.

>>152927994
>he doesn't realize many people lived to old age, childhood was actually a yuge killer

>>152928010
is there a new portrait pack?

>>152927943
'See the Realm Prosper'. Basically, peace for 5 years.

>>152928067
Yeah, East African.

>>152928092
cool

>>152928010
WE

>>152928060
Who the fuck thinks people didn't commonly live past 25? Who the fuck fought wars then? Europe would be depopulated if it spend a millennium with people not living past 25 because that's an absurdly high mortality rate.

How do I stop the HRE?

Also I have a male heir and just had twins, a boy and a girl. I think things are looking up. I was about to quit too.

>>152927994
i hope he got hundreds of respectfully disagrees for this

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>>152928249
gr8 b8 m8

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>>152928275

>>152928249
>using a novelist as a source
You didn't even read that, you got from that thread. That basically show everyone lived past 25 except for women to died in childbirth.

>>152928276
No, he got 2 agrees.

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>>152928010
ethiopians are caucasoid and based

>>152928558
>not posting the version with the meme faces

>>152928497
Support the army of your king, create instability in the HRE, become a HRE slut, plot the death of powerfull people in HRE.

Anything m8.

>>152928195
I'm pretty sure that wild humans also have a lifespan approaching 50+ too if you get past childhood. Humans are pretty durable animals.
If i'm wrong, feel free to call me out, going off some vague memory here.

>>152928092
Post some more east african qts

Do I call in a favor for council support before or during voting?

Dumb question I know

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>>152928682
My Ethiopia got raped by the Fatimids, so most of them are gone. Also, my wife is pregnant. Turns out she's the sneakiest motherfucker.

>>152928735
Before. Don't call in the support until you have all the favors you need to win.

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>>152928682
Did find this one, though.

>>152928971
Why did they make them so grey? They literally have more grey than brown.

>>152928652
We had lower life expectancy rates during the middle ages, we are durable animals but not by this much. If people reached 25, they would live way more.

>It is difficult to state with precision the life expectancy of someone who had survived childhood, but a reasonable guess is that those who managed to remain alive until the age of twenty-five might survive into their early fifties
http://content.ucpress.edu/chapters/11633.ch01.pdf


What usually killed people that survived childhood was malnutrition, cold or diseases because peasants literally lived with animals. Nobles didn't have any of these problems. If they survive childhood, they shouldn't start dying so much.

should i buy reaper's due

The leger should have a page on disease, and show how many people each disease has killed.

>Plato lives to 80
>Aristotle lives to 62
>Caesar Augustus lives to 75
>Cicero lives to 63 (but is murdered)
>Charlemagne lives to 71
>redditors somehow believe that people died in their 20s

>>152929107
Yes. It adds a lot to the game and rumours that it makes death too likely are greatly exag

>>152929274
t. memeth

>>152929107
redditors like it because it's a le ebin history maymay that people died at 32

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>>152929274
>that it makes death too likely are greatly exag
The average life expectancy of emperors of Constantinople in my game is around 4 years.

>>152929274
>exaggerated
See >>152911771

>>152929384
>>152929495
>>152929508
Come on guys, the meme was that I died before I finished typing 'exaggerated', I know it's a reddit tier joke, but you could atleast humour me.

>>152929268
Those are nobility or upper class persons. They had the best access to quality food and medical services.

What >>152929087 is talking about is mostly correct. People died most often in their younger years, especially in infancy because of nutritional deficits and disease. Once they got passed those years, they were less vulnerable, but nutrition is nutrition and people living to be stupidly old were still a rarity and not the norm.

>>152929723
should have just mentioned candlejack filthy red-

>>152929816
>Those are nobility or upper class persons. They had the best access to quality food and medical services.
guess who you play as in ck2

>>152929816

>the only people you can find data on don't corroborate my preconceived notions!

>tfw paradox fell for the "le people died at 30 in medieval times XD" reddit meme

>>152930192
>implying they aren't just shit at balance
It was either "diseases kill nobody" or "diseases kill everybody".

is baptistanon still here

>>152929816
It's worth mentioning that women ARE an exception to this. The average death rate for childbirth was around 20%, so a women died more frequently.

>>152930192
They fucked up the MTTHs, they are too low and there are too many disease events. So if you aren't at bed with flu you are getting cancer or anyone you know is falling ill.
Probability of disease (and death) should start very high and decrease until around 14-15 years, dropping drastically and start rising again once you hit 45.

>>152930374
he left but people shitposted in his name

thanks /twg/

>>152930192
That was the average lifespan, yeah. It was brought down a good deal by all of the infant mortality, and childbirth deaths as >>152930445
mentioned. If you lived to be 15, you'd likely live to 40 easily if you didn't get up getting shanked or something along the way.

>>152930680

What happens once you stop the Jews from causing the plague?

When is CK2 plus or HIP gonna be updated to 2.6?

>>152930827

Not soon enough

>>152917710
Mod in the kingdom of crete to norse, go raid the muslims.

meneth really did a good job optimizing the game didn't he?

>>152931040
Killing 90% of the population is a great way to optimize the game!

>>152931007
Could probably just ruler design that and do a give_title.

http://poal.me/ti9evv
http://poal.me/ti9evv
http://poal.me/ti9evv
http://poal.me/ti9evv
the poll to end all polls

>>152931185
I actually modded Crete to be a 7 tiles county with no castles in it except the starting one. It is for my rulers to build one castle each on that island to continue the tradition.

>>152931286
But there are already 7 holdings in crete, so shouldnt each of the 7 provinces just be one of the holdings

has anyone checked on tomato forums recently

>>152931541
What?

>>152931382
I thought the island the Crete only had 2 provinces?

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>>152931580

>>152931541
No need
I'm sure they're always watching over us .

>>152922971
The only reason the Western culture has dominated for the last 200 years is that it's power has ascended greatly since the Industrial Revolution. Things are going to change in this century. Before the Industrial Revolution, Europe was basically a coping and adaptive culture. As you can see, the Greek civilization was not an ORIGINAL civilization like the Chinese civilization. The Greek civilization was heavily influenced by both Egyptian and Mesopotamian civilizations ( Greek myths and religion had their roots in various Mesopotamian beliefs).. The Greek architecture and medicine were adopted from Egypt and ancient Greeks extensively borrowed from Babylonians ( the ancestors of the present day Arabs) for it's astronomy and mathematics and even it's alphabet was based on the non- European semitic Phoenician alphabet. How about Christianity which was originated among non-European semitic people? As you can see, the Greeks were the biggest copycats in the ancient world. In this ancient time period, there were Confucius, Laozi, Mozi, Zhangzi, Mencius, Sun tsu, etc in China whose thoughts were at least as great as any Greek thinkers. Before you wrote this outdated Eurocentric trash, you should have read SCIENCE AND CIVILIZATION IN CHINA by Joseph Needham which was picked as one of the 100 best English language non-fictions of the 20th century by Random House. I'm going to list some of many Chinese inventions and ideas that backwards Europe copied from China before the Industrial Revolution. China invented compass, rudder, leeboard, centerboard, multi-mast, watertight compartments which Europe didn't use for their ships until the late 18th century. Without all these Chinese inventions, the European voyages of discovery wouldn't have been possible. Also China invented not only paper but also printing including the movable type about 400 years before Gutenberg who had been vey likely influenced by the movable type developments in China and Korea, developed one.

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>>152931684
>/gsg/ found tomato forums and has been abnormal amounts of shitposting since
>cobraaahhh played a role in contacting tomato forums and got doxxed leading to the fall of rad yugo

maybe it's cursed

>>152931541
>>152931684
>anti-paradox forum created in 2004

What were their main gripes back then? At that point there was EU2, Vicky, and CK1 had just come out. Oh and the original Hearts of Iron, did anyone ever play that?

>>152922971
Without these Chinese inventions, the SPREAD of Renaissance would have been extremely difficult. China invented not only gunpowder but also gun, cannon, rocket including multi-stage ones, both land and sea mines, bomb, even hand grenade. All these Chinese military technologies were furiously copied by Europeans. Can you imagine the modern military without these Chinese inventions? Even the European Enlightenment was heavily influenced by many of Chinese thoughts. As a matter of fact, many Enlightenment thinkers such as Montaigne, Leibniz, Voltaire, Quesnay, etc. were enamored with the ancient Chinese idea of mandate of heaven that essentially declared that an UNFIT king should be overthrown. These European scholars thought the mandate of heaven idea was much more enlightening than the rigid and primitive European idea of the divine right of king to rule forever no matter what. This Chinese idea of mandate od heaven greatly influenced the French Revolution. Also these European thinkers had a high opinion of the Chinese bureaucratic system based on meritocracy through civil service examinations, while denouncing the privileges of the European hereditary aristocracy. Even the concept of laissez-faire was borne in the ancient China. Both Taoists and Confucian scholars believed in little or no state intervention in economic activities. From about 2nd century BC on, Chinese dynasties practiced free market economy while only intervening from time to time in iron and salt enterprises and also by and large they kept taxes low. The Chinese idea of laissez-faire greatly influenced the French economist Quesnay who in turn influenced Adam Smith. Also in the 18th century all things Chinese were a rage in Europe. Europeans copied Chinese architecture, interior decoration, tea-drinking, etc. As you can see it was the Europeans copying Chinese, not the other way around.

Thoughts on dismantling A-H as Prussia for a fat sphere and then annexing Austria? Also, helping Scandinavia form and breaking up the Ottomans.

Annexing Austria can still be done in HPM right?

>>152931641
No
There's 7

>>152932036
all the games we love they hated back in the day

>>152931641
There are 2 provinces which have a grand total of 7 holdings.

>>152922971
It's no accident China and India were the two biggest economies in the world from the 1st century to the end of the 18th century. Also China invented blast furnace, coking - coal, so called- Bessemer Steel Process, Siemens' Steel process, drilling techniques for oil and natural gas ( China drilled for natural gas and transferred it through pipelines for heating and lighting starting in the 4th century BC, on the other hand Europe didn't use natural gas until the late 19th century). Without all these Chinese inventions, the Industrial Revolution would have been impossible. These are just some of the ground- breaking Chinese inventions and ideas that backward Europe eagerly copied before the Industrial Revolution. Even science was born in the 11th century in the Islamic civilization with the birth of the EXPERIMENTAL SCIENTIFIC METHOD ( all ancient civilizations were pre-scientific) The backwards Europe again copied the experimental scientific method extensively thus bringing about the Scientific Revolution in Europe. The primitive Europeans copied not only science but also math, architecture, literature, etc from the Islamic civilization in the Middle Ages. As you can see Europe was basically a copying and adaptive culture before the Industrial Revolution. Even though Europe overtook China in science in the 17th century. China was still ahead of Europe in technology until the end of the 18th century because there was disconnect between nascent scientific theories and implementing them for technological developments. Before the Industrial Revolution, almost all the technological improvements were done by craftsmen or technicians not by scientists. Even Ancient China was far ahead of the Greco-Roman civilization in technology. According to Robert Temple, a well-respected scholar of the Oriental Studies, more than half of the inventions that laid foundations for the modern world before the Industrial Revolution came from China.

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Lets see how this goes

>>152931964
>>152932069
>>152932184
t. chinaboo