/owg/ - Overwatch General

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QTmaker!

SOMBRA

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hana song

Anha Ongs

>almost 2017
>STILL no fucking option to pick which servers I'm queueing to

I don't want to fucking play in brazilian servers what the fuck is wrong with blizzard christ

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Hana

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Good edition OP. Zarya stronk, Zarya best friend

sombra arg updates?

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>tfw you splatter the support's brain against the wall as your waifu

>not being one of those permanently enraged steroid mercies with 80% pistol uptime that carry their teams by getting ultimate charge from kills
>not being one of those superglued-to-objective brazilians who regularly get triple-boops
>not being one of those one-man omnic crisis buddha bots
>not being one of those arab snipers who play with a modded 120 fov and hand out a nanoboost every fucking minute

who has the funniest death scream at why is it Dva?

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r8 my top played /owg/

>>152884197
>>152884216
You've gotta do something new to get by the filters. H@na S0ng or something.

post cute pls

are the servers bork?

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>>152884128
Someone shop vodka bottle and other russian attributes here.

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do your fucking worst /owg/, I'm the only true bro on this board

>>152884209
Why not? It should give you the best ping you filthy brazilian monkey.

Stay in your containment server

>>152884285
>not that mercy one where they clearly needed to do a re-take

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>still 5%

honestly considering uninstalling

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Post least played

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lena oxton :)

>1337 on tracers stopwatch.
>le hacking Mexican invis hero


>we want the 10 year old audience.

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>>152884180
I want to hug her.

>>152884280
>modded 120 fov

how

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>>152884257
>you haff ruin bears
Laffs.

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>tfw didn't get the cute spray for every character on release when nobody knew how to counter ults
i'm never going to get that quad mccree ult

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>>152884481
>Deja vu! I just been in this place before!

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>>152884593
She's in the zone <3!

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Futa was a mistake.

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>>152884480

>>152884505
>Willingly playing with other brazilians, ever

also
>Get used to playing with low ping when solo queueing qp
>queue up with buds from america
>back to 200 ping
>can't do anything because used to low ping and can't adjust back to high ping without a couple of games

it's really simple desu

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Anyone play on PS4?
I just got the game.

>>152884257
I love Zarya! I want her to be racist and uncomfortable around my buddy Zenyatta!

>>152884490
my support nigga

Any reaper mains here? What do you have your dpi/sensitivity set to?

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>>152884197
>>152884216
>>152884285
IT'S TIME TO KICK HANA OFF THE TABLE

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help

>>152884906
ok dude I can understand bastion but not mei
that character is legitimately really bad

>>152884740
>PS4
I'm so sorry.

>>152884883
whatever the fuck works for them

holy shit this kind of retarded question triggers me the fuck off

>uhh seegul hwats ur sens/dpi if i use that will i b gud @ games

what the fuck is your problem

all i do is get stomped by rank 50+ in quick play as a fucking level 6

fun stuff, really.

PTR servers are not working for anybody else?

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I've become what I hated.
I've gone whole hog.
I'm not turning back.
Please nerf me for the love of God.

>>152884906
>one of the easiest characters in #1
>one of the hardest in #2

?????

>>152884901
NO REAPFIELD THAT'S OUR PET GREMLIN, HANA

>>152884987
there is an actual best sensitivity/dpi range to play for every character though

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>>152884987
w-why are you being so mean to me anon

>>152884981
no she isnt

>>152884981
Mei is really powerful in the right hands

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You and your three most played heroes go to an all night diner after being kicked out of a club.

1: Got you all kicked out and doesn't even feel guilty or seem to understand what they did wrong. They're actually complaining about how the night hadn't even started yet
2: Is stinking drunk and is making overt sexual innuendos while listing off menu items to you, they're aggressively brushing up against you and invading your personal space
3: Accidentally (?) took some LSD and is currently outside trying to start a fist fight with a homeless guy

Who went with you?
What did 1 do to get you kicked out of the club?
Are you comfortable with what 2 is doing?
Do you try and stop 3?

>>152885047
>not playing for the Recon kills till they buff 76
SHIT
KID

Seagull's stream is fucking cancer.

>>152885035
>not liking hog so much you buy a gold gun for him
I AM HOG

>>152885047
the combining factor is having big impact

high impact DPS
high impact heals
high impact disruption

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>>152885035
>Roadhog needing a nerf when discord orb exists

Get a load of this shitter.

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>still 5%

OK what the fuck

>>152884373
what filters? i still see "hana s ong" on my end

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>>152885105
>>152885096
yeah she's so good that she has a 0% pick rate in comp games across all metas

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>Sombra is a Dead Ringer Spy class

>yfw

>>152884981
Bastion is worse than Mei.

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>>152885204
You're the wholest hog I know.

>>152885124
>Lucio
>Junkrat
>Winston

Makes sense

>>152885191
Why? All he does is play Overwatch and answer questions every now and again. No facecams, no song requests, no text to speech donations.

He has one of the least cancerous streams on twitch.

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>>152885068
YOU'RE GOING INTO ORBIT, YOU STUPID MUTT

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>>152885371

>>152885284
Oh, so you're one of THOSE autists that worship comp teams and tier lists

>>152885223
D.va is getting a nerf.
Torbjörn got so many nerfs this is ridiculous.

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> on all levels except physical, I am a retard

>>152885096
>>152885105
B-But it's cool to not like mei!

>>152885284
*tournaments

>>152885415
REEEEEEEAAAAAAAFIIIIIIIEEEEEEEELLLLLD!

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>>152885295
Dead Ringer Spy was the shit.
The paranoia created by that decloak noise was delicious.

>>152885284
>>152885420
Even if you look at Tier List she's still fucking higher than Bastion.

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rate my cancer and guess my season 1 rank

>>152885016
Once you get comfortable with how the game works and basic strategy things will start looking up

>>152885569
65

>24 hours later
>5%
How exactly does Blizzard expect people to react to this? I mean you can't build hype this way.

>>152885569
54

/owg/ convincing people Mei is a bad hero is the best meme.

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>>152885250
I mean the personal filters of dumb h a n a haters.

This game makes me miss Unreal Tournament 2004.

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Bully the Hana.

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>>152884257
>Forget computer now. Lets race a bit. 15 miles because Im tired today, da?

>>152885705
its not bad
just sad to see in game

>>152885663
Hype is dead, you can't just tease people for so long

>>152885663
Maybe people got too hype and they're trying to let it cool down a little.

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>>152885223
mfw I tried to justify that other recent tier chart by saying that if you delete the defense heroes + symmetra because they're for consoles/have very very low skill ceilings leaving only 15 real characters in the game then that chart was fine because 12 of those remaining 15 heroes were still being picked but now it's barely half

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post em

>>152885782
I should get a personal trainer of that caliber.
I need to kill my time more constructively after hours of Overwatching.

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>>152885614
>>152885684

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>>152885663
They'll blame it on the DDOS for not updating the percentage

In actuality they don't have shit to show and dug themselves into a hole and now can only throw out ASCII skulls and vague Spanish """""clues"""""

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>>152885323

>>152885949
>those stats
>72

nice premades

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>>152885035
>roadhog after nerf.jpg

>>152885224
>it was 2% percent when it started yesterday
>It's only 5% right now

Just give me the new map and skins, blizzard. Don't make we wait through 500 countdowns for some sombra nonsense that I honestly never cared for.

>>152884657
>modded 120 fov
I'm listening....

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>>152885893

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>>152886008
>that edit
God damn I love /owg/

>>152886096
got to 63 with a premade and soloq'd to that rank

they got stuck in the 50's anyways

>>152885809
To be fair his categories are based on nothing in particular with no justification at all and the data from very few teams playing against each other a hell of a lot.

>>152886176
>that damage and healing
fuk

>>152886008
>Blizzard's PR team accidentally blew their load too quickly.
>Sombra will either be rushed out to meet the community-created deadline or the hype will be dead and forgotten before she's released properly.

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>>152885893

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>>152885105

>Mei is a killing machine that gets regular hexas with the right hands

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>>152885740
Why care about them tho?

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>qp
>genji
>get kills
>people in chat constantly bitch about not playing on the server with the nerfs
>mfw

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>>152885893

>for a man of your years, you're looking pretty good, Jack!
> Well all that stuff they pumped into me has to be good for something

I just realized Soldier 76 nonchalantly said he was apart of a highly classified top secret illegal program to Ana.

Is there a way to toggle auto reload like tf2?

>>152886254
ok that actually makes me feel better because I really feel like at least ana dva and junkrat can work situationally

>>152885905
>I should get a personal trainer of that caliber.
If such women existed, she would probably be resonsible for you having a heart attack while trying to keep up with her.

Though Zarya is life goals and wife goals, she is also too much woman for most channers.

any reason I can't sign into ptr?
anything I can do?

>>152886463
isn't he called soldier 76 because he was like experiment 76?

>Someone in another thread said Reaper says "Just win, baby" as a support line
>Google it
>Find this
>http://yukisamui.tumblr.com/post/146327587939/i-noticed-almost-every-character-in-overwatch-has
Pretty emotional Tbh.

>blizzard has been keeping the sombra arg going for TWO FUCKING MONTHS
are they retarded? Why are they doing this? ARGs are fine when they last at most a few weeks. This is just wanking.

>>152886463
There's some stuff you tell your best friends without hesitation.

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>>152885284
>comp

You expect me to give a fuck what these comp faggots say when 13 playable characters are completely ignored?

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>>152886463
pretty sure she knew about it

>>152886463
She probably already knew.

>>152886463
That's boner though. We don't know if it was illegal, and Ana's had enhancements too, the eye she lost wasn't even her natural eye.

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>tfw you get hit with the solo queue special

>>152886723
They were on some elite military force, though, so her eye was probably a military-grade taxpayer-funded aug, probably just to help her with her job.

>>152886663
that just means that blizzard is retarded and can't balance a game properly so that everyone is usable.

Anyone else on EU getting "cannot log into battle.net" on PTR?

>>152885124
>Dva
>Tracer
>Mercy

1. Dva gets so drunk she proceeds to harass every person in the club about video games. Makes fun of them for being shitters if they engage her in conversation

2. Yes

3. Absolutely not

>>152884128
I want a zarya animated short showing why she hates omnics so much and why she has that scar

Not a fucking robot walking around in the wood

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>>152885893

>>152886856
NA here, can't get in too.

>>152886856
in america, got the same
idk, people are in ptr right now, so I guess it's just us lucky few

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Lena has a nice body

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>>152885105
>>152885105
I main Mei,not because she's a killing machine,but she's an ace at distractions and fucking with the team

Thankfully I started playing on PC's with twitch shooters so using her secondary fire is second nature and it can fuck up people from a decent distance.

However,just like Symmetra,Mei only shines when the enemy team is absolute dogshit and isn't aware of their surroundings.Her damage output is low,and while health might be on the higher end of things,it's her utility that has to be mastered.

Mei is only as good as the person playing her,and that's GOOD,not great,not excellent or top tier.At absolute best,Mei is B Tier right now because the only thing that she has going for her is the ability to fuck around with the team,that's it.

>>152886663
>tfw your boy torb will never get his due
one day he will be buffed, especially with notspy soon running around.

>>152886979
She hates omnics because they destroyed her hometown not just once but twice. She grew up when the omnic crisis was happening and war was constantly around her because of it

would a semi-invisible hero be as bad as everyone keeps saying it would be? I honestly don't think I'd mind
it wouldn't be much of a problem in a 6v6, especially when you can just hit tab and immediately see if there's one on the other team, but everyone's acting like invisible heroes ruin any game they're in
like, did people really mind the spy and spychecking in TF2?

>>152885124
>Rein
>Lucio
>Genji
1. probably something having to do with someone trying to impress by fighting the old tank
2. fuck off
3. Rein takes care of that

>>152886592
Maybe his jacket is a biker jacket he stole/found with 76 for the year 2076 on it. Then people saw pictures of him and were like "holy shit, he's like... a soldier.... with the number 76.... SOLDIER 76!"

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overwatch needs more competition

>>152887227
>3000
>good

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Pick one hero in Overwatch to protect you.

Everyone else will try to kill you.

How fucked are you?

F.y.i. they can only use their ult once to help you.

is it bad that I really enjoy playing bastion?

I main McCree but I fucking love playing bastion

>>152887253
Zarya

>>152885124
>Zenyatta
>Ana
>Lucio

Zen experienced tranquility in the middle of the club and made a bunch of people leave peacefully, killing business.
Ana is a nice cougar but I fear for repercussions so I kindly tell her to take her medicine and sleep dart her when I get a chance.
Am I certain he's trying to fist fight and not just dance-off with the homeless guy?

>>152887253
>symmetra
>get me way the fuck outta dodge before any shit goes down

>only gotta worry about marathon man

>>152887078
Nice balls.

>>152887253

This anon >>152887321 has spoken!

>>152887253
Mercy.
>Get killed once
>Use ult

>>152887253
lucio
just fucking run into his favelas and when anyone comes close boop em away

PTR is down EVERYBODY PANIC

>>152887253
roadhog
most of them will get btfo by his hook - shotgun all i'll have to worry about is him fighting the other tanks

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>can't get into PTR
>can't get into live either

Well what the fuck am I supposed to do? Actually be productive?

>>152887109
Not to mention she gave up her career the night of its peak to save her home by fighting in the war.

>>152887447
>running
I'd rather die

>implying dva needs a nerf
discord orb means dvas balanced

>roadhog needs a nerf
heh but what about discord orb, he's balanced because of it

>genji needs a nerf
UM excuse me? discord orb?

>zarya needs a nerf
WOAH THERE but what about discorb orb!?!? XD

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WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO FUCKING NERF BASTION

THE GAMES BEEN OUT FOR MONTHS AND THEY HAVENT FUCKING TOUCHED HIM

NOTHING ABOUT THIS FUCKING CHARACTER IS FAIR AT ALL YOU CANT KILL HIM BECAUSE HE KILLS YOU IN ONE SECOND

FUCK YOU BLIZZARD FIX YOUR FUCKING GAME

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>>152887181
>Genji tripping on LSD trying to fight some guy
I would pay money to see this

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Does anything feel better than two perfectly balanced teams fighting it out? To me nothing feels better than that. Where every member of the team must act together to win.

152887621
>all caps
>dank memes
>"fuck you blizzard"
sick b8
fuck your "you"

>>152885124
>Junkrat
>Mercy
>D.Va

1. "WHADDYA MEAN MY FAULT? IF ANYTHIN' WE'RE THE ONES WHO SHOULD BE COMPLAININ' ABOUT THEM! 'JAEGER BOMBS' MY ARSE, I WAS JUST TRYING TO FIX THEIR MISTAKES"
2. Hell yes. Back that ass up, my little angel
3. No. In fact, we all laugh as a 19 year old girl throws weak punches at a confused hobo

>>152887593
t. Reinhardt and friends

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>>152887621
thats just sad

>>152887612
>Zen needs a nerf
DISCORD ORB

>>152887321

This. She'll plow through everyone at once and leaving Dva without her meka. At which point she'll hold Dva down for me. Best hero.

>>152887612

dva needs a nerf tho

I don't have a mic because I hate talking, and I hate your voice as well so I'm going to instantly mute you, even in competitive.

>tfw can't play torb because he's too tiny

what the fuck how do I aim

>>152887804
no no no
I'm talking about the physical aspect of it.

>>152887932
higher

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>>152887621
>I can't flank
>I can't communicate with my team.
>I don't know how to play D.Va
>I don't know how to play Genji
>I can't play Reaper either
You either started playing this game literally 3 hours ago or you're utter dogshit at this game.

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>i'm not an autist
>i'm a high functioning autist

what did he mean by this?

>>152887932
"swedish genes" my fucking ass

>>152887921
haha nice try buddy, but what about when DISCORD ORB is on her?

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>>152887629
>Tripping so bad he sees dragons coming from the hobo
>Tries to fight him because "only a shimada can control the dragons"

>>152885124
>Genji
Summoned his dragon as a party trick, didn't go over well with the patrons.
>McCree
As long as we both say no homo.
>Mei
Imagining Mei trying to get in a fist fight with a hobo is hilarious, but I definitely stop her.

Brb, putting 10 more hours into Mei so I can swap 2 and 3.

>>152887921
As much as you are in the wrong, Blizzard already listened to the QQ of shitters like you.

>>152887621

If you're good enough to get a golden gun, you don't need to worry about Bastion.

>>152887621
every hero kills you in one second if you have discord on you

what's that you say? you play a tank? well then it'll take two seconds, congrats you did 150 damage and took more than 600

>>152888002
>>152887817

joke's on you i was only pretending

>>152887921
>D.Va needs a nerf
She's perfect right now. Buff Winston instead.

is there a way to get good with mccree if you have shaky hands?

ive been spending my last days drunk every time i play and i dont think its a very future proof idea

>>152887921
She's already getting nerfed in PTR. Relax, shitter, she's fine.

tell me immediately when ptr is up again

>>152888238
play soldier

Damn, PTR is down. Did anyone test new S76 spread? How is it?

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>>152887848
>This. She'll plow through everyone at once
implying Pharah doesn't shit on her

>>152888047
The 'nerf' she got just means you have to play her as intended. It's fine.

tfw ggez after every win for a fun time

>>152888295
Better but still not as good as McCree

>>152888238
>last days
Maybe getting good at mcree isn't in your best interest, anon.
Maybe you should spend time with your family and get your affairs in order.

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>>152888149

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Post healslut

>>152885124
1. Junkrat
2. McCree
3. Torbjörn

>What did 1 do to get you kicked out of the club?
Probably blew up the toilets for shits n' giggles, All of them.
>Are you comfortable with what 2 is doing?
Not even remotely.
>Do you try and stop 3?
How do you convince an hallucinating swedish dwarf that the hobo outside is not an omnic?

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Where the fuck do I look for people to make a team with to play comp together and some tourneys and shit?

>>152888295

I tried 76 but I had 3 Hanzos on my team and they had a Mei and two tanks and a Lucio and our only healer was Ana.

What I'm saying here is I don't know how to play this game.

>>152888302
The 'nerf' she got just means I will keep playing Reinhardt as she is inferior to him in basically every ways.

>>152888350
Thx. But i disagree. Soldier is more consistent.

roadhog is the king of 1v1s, so of course low rank shitters think he's op because they always go off alone.

>>152887321
Obvious choice, best choice.

Hell, in the sprays it's shown that she's beating Rein in that arm-wrasslin' contest.

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>>152888398
>How do you convince an hallucinating swedish dwarf that the hobo outside is not an omnic?
fisticuffs as fuck
the mental image is so good

>>152888023
>>152888047
>>152888192
>>152888239

remove the 100 health from her mech and shes balanced

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>>152888324
>someone adds me as friend
>play a match with them
>we win
>i say "gee gee ez pz" as joke
>friend says "fuck anyone who says gg ez" and proceeds to block me

Why does this phrase trigger people so badly?

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>>152886317
It's Blizzard.
People will bitch and moan until Sombra is revealed then give in to the hype and eat up whatever Blizzard shits on their plate.

>>152888513
only if you're bad. mcree is either 100 or 0, soldier's spread and automatic fire allows forgiveness.

>>152888483
>70 - 100

Buddy anyone that high is going to have some pretty strong opinions about randoms trying to queue with them, trust me.

>>152888560
>literally gut her and she's balanced

You're a fucking retard.

Soldier 76: Reaper season!
Reaper: Soldier season!
Soldier 76: Reaper season!
Reaper: Soldier season!
Soldier 76: Reaper season!
Reaper: Soldier season!
Soldier 76: Soldier season!
Reaper: Reaper season!
Soldier 76: Soldier season!
Reaper: I say it's Reaper season, and I say, CHARGE!
>Gets ulted off a cliff by Reinhardt.

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>Picking Ana
I hope you get fucked for picking this shitty healer.

>>152888507
tell me how reinhardt has better flanking than dva
tell me how reinhardt follows up a zary ult
tell me how rein survives after he runs into 5 people without an ult

he's by no means bad, but he's not dva

>>152888398
>not wanting mcree to tell you dirty jokes in that thick accent
what are you fucking gay?

>>152884336
>Played more than one game on tracer
0/10

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How's my most played heros looking so far?
What kind of person do you think I am?

>>152888736
>just pick Lucio instead, pressing E every 12 seconds is fucking awesome bruv, muh wallrides xd

>>152888726
>ulted off a cliff
>by a reinhardt

>>152888560
>Ana and Zenyatta can kill her mech alone before she's even finished getting into it.
>The other two supports can get close to killing it if they have decent aim.
>Just take off 100 HP guys!
So what you're saying is that you've never played with or against a D.Va that didn't faceroll your scrubby ass?

>>152888238
Is it a physiological thing or an emotional thing?

If it's emotional then learn some relaxation and refocusing techniques. Play a bunch of clowny shit to accustom you to not getting so involved.

If it's physiological then idk try flick aiming instead of like track aiming.

>>152885124
>Zenyatta
>Lucio
>Zarya

1. Zenyatta probably disagreed with the people's lifestyle choices or something
2. This presents another problem: Lucio thinks he can make some sweet music while drunk
3. How do you convince a hulking Russian woman with the strength of a bear that that the hobo she's fighting isn't an Omnic? She probably thinks I'm some sort of Omnic or Omnic supporter as well

>>152885124
1. Tracer
2. Ana.
3. Reinhardt

>What did 1 do to get you kicked out of the club?
Probably started a barfight with someone who was making moves on her.

>Are you comfortable with what 2 is doing?
>Granny pussy.
EW

>Do you try and stop 3?
What the fuck do I do against someone bigger than a bear.

>>152888736
>never having a great team mom that makes your tanks invincible and compliments your other support
i genuinely feel sorry for you

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>>152885124
>1. Lucio
Probably got into a fight with the DJ trying to play his own sick beats
>2. Soldier 76
I'm absolutely comfortable and will happily take things somewhere more private
>3. D.va
Pick her up and carry her, kicking and screaming, away from the homeless guy

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why do anas keep ulting me as roadhog without ult?

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>>152887781
>1.

Heheheehee I chuckled like a chortling chucklefuck.

>>152888794
I think you are a fucking degenerate.
>Roadhog
>Torb
0/10 skill.

>>152888651
Exactly. And McCree has ult which is basically "press Q to die with 90% chance because you walk like a snail, glow like a christmas tree and say High Noon very loud".
My aim is good, but i get focusfired hard and McCree doesn't have as much mobility as S76.

>>152888794
you want to help your team but you don't want to dissapoint them because you're kinda bad

>>152888885
because they just assume roadhog always has it

>>152888681
Im 76 and I have nobody to que with, I only soloqued. I dont want to do that on S2.

>>152888794
a faggot kid that thinks people on the internet care about how he wasted his time.

>>152888507
They're completely different characters dog.

>>152888762
Not enough.

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>>152885124
>Zarya gets us kicked out for picking a fight with a couple buff shirtless pricks
>Lucio trying to fuck me,really wish it were Zarya
>have to stop 76 before he goes off on an omnic flashback and begins mowing people down
This evening sucked

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>>152888604
It was just last night where I said ggez the enemy team started to rage at me saying that I couldn't aim after I slaughtered them with McDonalds. They stayed next game where I killed 3 of them again and started teabagging them,
>>152888736
That's not mercy

followed by a ggez when I won

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>>152888726
>Ulted off a cliff
>ulted
>ult only knocks down, not away
>?????

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>>152888396
:^)

>>152888794
you seem like you don't actually like aiming, moving or really playing the game at all
maybe you should play something else

>>152888885
Worst case scenario you're a giant 900hp meatshield while the DPS does their work. Not saying roadhogs are the best boost target, but they're not the worst either.

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Why can't I Roadhog Combo the Ana?

>>152888295
He actually doesn't feel like dogshit anymore. I played soldier for like 60 hours before he was nerfed and the buff feels slighty worse than pre-nerf, but definitely helped him a lot.

I can actually land shots on people at a distance now.

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least played

is ptr up yet

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This guy comes up from behind you and yells "Nerf this!"

What do?

>characters only get nerfed because of level 40 shitters!
>widowmaker and Genji nerfed because of high level whiners
>mei and hanzo buffed because they aren't used enough in tournaments


When will blizzard stop pandering to high level cry baby's?

>>152889069
Small hitbox doesn't allow for enough pellets to hit her. If you want to make sure you kill an ana, right click, hook, left click, melee.

>>152888930
queue is a weird word

>>152888987
>That's not mercy
Mercy is fine on PTR though. I always lose with Ana on my team because her ult fucking sucks and retards will always try to damage with her instead of healing. Also, they have to aim right, which is always a problem.

>>152889069
I don't know man. I can't consistently hit her as a tracer to save my life. Its like the hitbox is a lot smaller than it looks to be.

Amber is the best Mercy skin.

>>152888683
>>152888839
>>152888839

still would have same hp as zarya and its all armor. she doesnt need 500 hp with mobility. you guys are almost as bad as genji mains holy shit

>>152888295
he wasnt even that bad prior
honestly even if he has flat zero spread mccree would still be better on most maps, its less a problem with him and more a problem with mccree

>>152885124
>Zarya started drinking everyone under the table with her Russian tolerance... then eventually started feeling it after 37 shots, and started to loudly harass other patrons while shouting Russian profanity at the barkeep for serving "baby drinks". She stands by those statements.
>I would be totally fine with Pharah rubbing up on me if she would take off her goddamn armor.
>Reaper is genuinely terrifying that poor bum, who actually believes he is a demon. It needs to stop, but I can't take the guy. Maybe Zarya can fix it if I make him out to be a robot duplicate of Reaper.

what happened to mcree ult?
the circles aren't closing in anymore

>>152889147
then they should buff Junkrat, because he's useless against people with a brain.

>>152889137
Suck his dick

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>>152885124
>Zarya
>Junkrat
>Symmetra

>Started a fight with an omnigger, but "muh omnic rights" faggots stepped in.
>A drunk Australian flirting with me and wanting to fuck me at a bar?That happens all the time, so it would be alright.
>I would pay to see Symmetra on LSD fighting a hobo. So no stopping her.

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>>152887781

>>152889137
I hit him with my nerf gun.

>get Lootbox
>all of them are duplicates
this game hates me

>>152888843
>>152888372
>>152888285
thanks

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>>152889092

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NEW PATCH WHEN

>>152889092
see

>>152889272
I experienced this on the PS4 in the Training thing too.
In an actual game it didn't happen though

>>152888295

76 spread is great. its basically pre nerf except your burst is 1 shot less now

>>152889137
>Duplicates of each other and the D.va is white.

Shit art.

>>152885124
Literally tumblr-tier shitposting.

>>152889235

>ooga needs nerfs
>people tell you they don't
>ooga mains ladies and gentlemen

got em

>>152889235
>still would have same hp as zarya

How the fuck is this even an argument? They both play completely different roles and Zarya's kit is literally a thousand times better than DVa's quite literally 100% of the time. What the fuck would bringing her HP down by 100 even accomplish, you retard?

If you can identify the current problem with DVa's kit and explain why reducing her health to 400 would actually fix anything at all, then please do it, because right now you're just being a whiny faggot and proposing some random change with zero context at all as to what the fuck it's supposed to accomplish.

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>>152889153

>>152889147

Why don't you get gud? No game is enjoyable if you're a braindead retard.

Do you want blizzard to turn the game into something babbies could enjoy?

>>152888298

Perhaps you should git gud if you're dying to fucking Pharah. I bet you let her roll over you when you play Junkrat too. lol scrub

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>>152889402
>thinking d.va isn't already white washed

>>152889157
Okay

>>152889235
D.Va's mech dies in seconds if her matrix isn't up (and the new nerf keeps it from being up as effortlessly and punishes spam), and her boost is down more often than not (because most people use it to engage OR disengage because you can't usually do both unless you kill the supports ASAP or ult).

If you're legitimately having troubles with D.Va, switch to Zarya and roll her. D.Va dies hard to Russian Pinkie of Giant Lasers.

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>>152889078
I have played S76 a lot today and i constantly had 4-5 gold medals with McCree in team. Also killed a lot of enemy cowboys keeping long distance and landing burst headshots(2000hrs in Counter-Strike), but recovery time didn't let me to deal final blow. Happy about new change, gotta land even more headshots at long range, like it should be in fps game.
Don't underestimate Daddy, punks.

>>152885124
>D.VA
>Symmetra
>Reinhardt

1. Spoke in leet speak to the bouncer, was refused. Tried to say she was a celebrity, was put in the fake celebrity line.
2. Maybe? Depends on how strong she smells. Never had Indian food before.
3. Hobo-bits vs Hobo-bits with a side of crushed Anon. I'll just watch.

Too bad Reaper isn't my third most played, that would be hilarious.

>>152889548
D.va at least actually looks asian.
Mei looks white

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>Play McCree
>Can't get good enough at all
>Killing Tracers and Genjis is still a nightmare
Well, I think I'll go back to 76 now that he's viable.

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>>152884128

>>152889235

I don't play d.va but having fought both Zarya and d.va I can tell you that Zarya is a lot harder to kill even though she technically has less health.

>Where's that bitch Sombra when you need her
Jesus Christ, what did Reaper mean by this?

>>152887976
>he hates running

What are you, some kind of nerd?

>>152889395
How does it play if you tap rather than burst firing?

>>152889014
>>152888834
You forget the wonders of Reinhardts Ult in relation to cliffs.

>>152889713
If Sombra doesn't say some edgy hacker nonsense, I will be disappointed.
>I'M IN.wav

>>152889698
Template pls?

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>>152889512
But this already is babbys first fps

>>152889684
>I'll go back to 76 now that he's viable
He's not. Mcree still infinitely superior.

>>152889698
Awful taste.

>>152889512

You fucking mad bro?

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>>152889698
>Zarya/Putin
>Not Zarya/Patriotism

>>152889698
>Junkrat/Mei
>Genji/Tracer
anon stop

>>152889804
>I'M HACKING INTO THE MAINFRAME
>Zoom in. Enhance.
I will play her just to spam these.

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>>152889658
The only ones who look asian is hanzo and genji

>>152889773
It works pretty well since the recovery is basically instant but you can be the judge of that. Try it on the PTR.

Can someone post the pic of all the portraits please?

>>152889881
>McMemefags actually believe this

>>152889935
Seems like you're the one who's mad that they aren't good and blizzard won't listen to their retard opinion :D

>>152889698
Only good thing about this is the beige circle around D.Va

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post daddies

new hanzo skins when?

you'd think he'd get some too with the changes and it being a FUCKING MEDIEVAL MAP AND HE USES A BOW but NOOOOOOOO blizzard is JEWISH AND WONT ADD ANYTHING YOU CAN BUY WITH THE FREE MONEY THEY GIVE YOU MORE THAN ONCE A YEAR thanks BLIZZARD for JEWING US once AGAIN

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>>152889698

>>152887249
It's basically rank 60 though.

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>>152885124
>Reaper
Need I say more?
>76
Nope.
>Widowmaker
I don't even at this point. What was I thinking going out with these shit shows to begin with?

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>>152889809
Do your worst :^)

>>152889421
>cant reply to argument without memes

dva mains ladies and gentlemen

>>152889472

she has too much hp for her mobility. i think reducing her hp is better than nerfing boost

>>152889607
>>152889709

dva can engage zarya as soon as her personal shield is on cd. zarya has no mobility so she cant escape the shotgun and 400 armor means zarya dps is cut in half and zarya cant headshot dva either.

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A spy character is literally going to ruin this game

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>>152884373
i purposely dont get past the filters. if ppl wanna filter me they can.

>>152890114
>Lucio even friended Reaper
Lucio is too good for this sinful earth

If you Nanoboost a McCree and he ults do the circles close in faster?

>>152890142
don't worry they will delay everything until no one plays anymore

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>>152889979
>>152889658
I found it.

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Would you Mei?

>>152889773

if you tap fire on live, you'll reach full spread. if you tap fire on ptr, it won't spread at all.

>>152889698
>Lucio/Rein

What the fucking shit

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rate my "bastion sitting deployed in a corner killing retards" POTG

>>152890142
youre damn right

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>>152890142
>ruin
"Muh stealth"

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>>152888295
Where are the patchnotes for the S76 buff?

>>152884257
first she hated Omnics,
and now she also hates cyborgs?

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>>152889698
>Rein and Lucio

I'm strangely okay with this.

>can't connect to ptr
>don't feel like playing qp

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It's time for hot dad