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Aussie edition

>Official Website
https://playoverwatch.com

>The Oversheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/

>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/0HaMLiu7

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Overwatch DPS Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRRPaiMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0

>shitty countdown for sombra who cares
http://amomentincrime.com/

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dva sucks lmao
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hana song
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WHERE

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SOMBRA
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>>152902345

>>152901898
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I want to stop outhealing healers with Soldier.
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>he didn't get mercy's summer skin
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L E N A
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>>152902435
Who cares anyone? They already ruined everyones hype
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Anyone ever notice how the centre of sombra's skull looks like a keyhole?
and sombra says we have the key already?
hmm, really makes you think
I hate this ARG shit, honestly
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>>152902550
I got it, it's okay, but I like Imp a little more
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>>152902550
that looks great desu
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>>152902435
In Reaper's trailer because that's all they can afford on a terrorist vigilante's salary.
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>tfw no serbian hero/map
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>>152902486
Don't use biotic field
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>>152902468
Reaper
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>>152902435
She's out there with a set release date that won't change regardless of what puzzles we solve.

The ARG was just a "fun" thing that wasn't actually fun at all and was actually more annoying than anything else and was a huge waste of time for both sides.
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>>152902550
Amber is better
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>>152902550
I literally got zero summer anything other than 1 win pose and some stupid player icons and sprays
I opened like 15 boxes
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Who wants to bet that the percentage is going to jump to 100 out of no where?
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>>152902581
>tfw you have Tracer's sprinter skin but still like sporty more
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Will we ever know what really happened to her?
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>>152902845
Honestly I think it'll stop at 10 but that's just me, if it's dependent on people solving the ARG we are fucked.
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>>152902550
I don't even play her, there are far better supports.
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D.Va!
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ok how about instead of filtering gg ez they filter "salt" into an instant global account mute for 24 hours
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>>152902841
tha's pretty good, source?
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>>152902550
>He plays Mercy
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>>152902581
>Tracer will never sit on your face and use her ace pilot skills to work your dick like a flight stick
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>>152903048
This would be awesome
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>>152902581
I want to put my tongue in her asshole.
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What is the nature of their relationship?
Former lovers or two best friends too afraid to admit they have feelings for one another?
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>>152902953
She was unlucky.
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>>152902550
That's okay, because Valkyrie is better anyway.
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>>152903249
>valkyrie over sigrun
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>>152902953
What's there to know? Got kidnapped, brainwashed, fulfilled her objective then returned to Talon to finish her conditioning.
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>>152903159
I want her to tongue my asshole.
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>>152902845
Itll get to 100 on the first day of Blizzcon, so we have to wait a while
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Post healslut
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>>152903323
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>>152903078
Bottom left corner anon.
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>>152902841
Bastion, what are you doing ?!
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BEST OVERWATCH VIDEO I EVER SEEN

This is so bada**, Best Video ever made.
The music is epic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCV9DfSMaVw&feature=youtu.be&t=16
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>>152902953
She was kidnapped at partially mindfucked then killed her husband, then she was mindfucked and sent to a smurf bukkake shoot and sent to kill people.
Years later she is now breaking the sperm coated conditioning but still wants to kill people.
Also she may be having pent up violent, would normally be lethal, sex with Reaper because she paid him and he'll do anything for a peso.
Any questions?
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>>152903167
>whitER
i'd like that pic if they hadn't flubbed the dialogue
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What kind of person am I?
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>>152902841
Le... lewd
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>>152903503
10/10 would add
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>>152903427
So Kangoku Senkan?
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>>152903603
That was a good hentai. I need to redownload that.
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>>152903096
Now I am sad. :(
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>>152903427
Nope, only Amelie had sex.
Widowmaker is pure and autistic.
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>>152903503
early 20s male, living with parents in a higher middle-class suburban area, working a part-time job at a local industry
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>Dva is good in most situations but not picked often in competitive because Vodka hard counters her.

>Winston is bad in most situations but picked often in competitive because Vodka supports him immensely.

I think Winston needs some buffs to be more usable without Zarya support. I understand that would probably make him even more present in tournaments but I think it's worth it. I don't think a hero should have to depend so much on one other particular hero to be good.
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What can you tell about a person based on who they main?
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>>152902841
Don't give away Overwatch secrets! Hang in there!
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>>152903654
Its such a shame that the 3rd VN was completely wasted.
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>>152903790
Stay away from her, you dont deserve her.
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>PTR update

HOLY SHIT
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I NEED THE SAUSE PLZ
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Which character is autistic?
You know there's ONE

Is it widow?
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>>152903503
A glutton for punishment
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widowmaker is literally my wife
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>>152903790
You filthy shit. Hope you get b& for doing such a sin.
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What does Mercy want from Pharah here ?
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>>152902550
got it and i will never use it cause i dont play mercy and i already have the devil skin
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>>152904101
Symmetra. It's actually canon.
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>>152904101
Symmetra
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Dumb question but

Does Blizzard do sales on their games?
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>>152903790
fuck you asshole, stay the fuck away from my blueberry
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>>152904195
Why does she look like Hila?
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>>152904101
Literally Symmetra

Possibly Tracer
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>>152903792
Tank? Raid leader sperglord who tries to get his way and is super serious or person who just goes tank because the team doesn't have one.

Healer? Possibly an overly dramatic bitch, pessimist or healslut memer.
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>>152904101
Is that really a question anon?
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Is there any chance of some of my stuff in the main game being put into PTR? I know it recently put in my Origins skins but beyond that
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>>152904197
Never.
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>>152904164
I'd like to think that's Pharah after Ana's "death"
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>haven't been outside in a month because of constant farming for event boxes and weight lifting
>some fat 20 year old with assasins creed tattoos wants to know if a bike outside the apartment is mine
>trying to end the conversation in the door way
>he refuses to take the hint and instead trys to step inside
>the whole time on one of my monitors theres a gif of widowmakers intro where she winks at you and another of /fit/s cbt thread
>he keeps looking at it nervously while speeding up his lifestory and trying to leave
>I notice my monitor was visible the whole time
I wonder if he got hit by a wave of masturbation stench after I opened the door.
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>>152904294
Tracer just has FAS
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>>152904197
Eventually but it can take a while
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>>152904101
What's most funny about Symmetra being autistic is that her gameplay style is about being off on your own world placing turrets and staying away from the point, if it's not Hanamura.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usc0WvjP6k8
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>>152903790
Do husbandos count here? D-did you really, anon?
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>STILL 5%
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>>152904516

And firing balls at nothing non-stop.
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>>152904421
I am very sorry.
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not sure if its the fact that ranked is gone or what
but im starting to realize how fucking random this game is

like theres no way you can know if he hero has ulti, you have to assume they do. yet fucking ults can either save or wipe a whole team.

why are there fucking ults in the first place
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Hana Song
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Give me one good reason why you think every character should be competitively viable

You can't
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>>152904421
are you /fit/?
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Genji is with you
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Filename thread?
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>>152904101
symmetra is autistic and she also shits in the streets
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>>152904667
balance
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>>152904676
No I am fatty trying to get my life together
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>>152904667

Why shouldn't they be?
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Words cannot express how much I hate Hanzo as a character. Fuck bullshit scatter arrows.
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>>152904112
Nope.
I love her more.
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>>152904197
Not really. As a result key resellers rarely have prices more than a few euros under the retail price for your region
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>>152904796
I don't think Hanzo is OP, but I feel cheated out of my life every time I die to Hanzo head shots or Scatter shots at my feet
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>>152904112
Then you are literally dead
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>>152904764
>havent gone outside in a month
you're doing a real swell job m8
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>>152904763
>balance
both teams can choose the same characters, that's perfectly balanced
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>>152904902
Pretty much. He's not always effective but when he is it feels absolutely disgusting. Dying to any other character doesn't feel as horrible, I'd rather eat headshots from Widow all day.
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>>152904643
>why are there ults in the first place
Competitive team games are based entirely around wanting to cuck the other team not through skill, but through knowledge and "give mes."

In Counter Strike there is really no skill other than memorization, and with enough time you'll be able to feel good about trashing other players by investing more time. This is called a skinner box in psychology.

Game developers and the psychologists and behavioral annalists they employ realized these things and that's why you have things like the giant, prolonged and unskippable "Victory" or "Defeat" forced in your face after every game, very similarly to League, CoD, etc, basically any big name team game.

The "give mes" in Overwatch are the guaranteed ultimates you will have at least once every match, and also having eliminations only be participation and not KB.

These games are literally designed to make you feel good for cucking the enemy team, they are not made to be competitive which is why they have to force money into the competitive scene and marketing to make it seem otherwise.
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Do your worst
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>>152904943
I broke the bones in my foot by dropping a dumbbell like a retard
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>>152904848
no she is MINE
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>>152904164
>wanna /ss/ kid ?
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Should I get fool or jester?
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>>152905172
Au contraire
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>>152905247
Burned.
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>>152904796
every hero in this game is bullshit theres hardly any "i outsmarted you" its more like "i had x ability up so XD i win!!! lmaooooo"

the hardest part of this game is trying to fight against OP heroes or heroes that straight up counter you because epic blizzard game design. HURRR JUST REPICK is the opposite of healthy problem solving.

just ignore the fact that its an uphill battle and make it 10 times easier for yourself. see that bastion? well just pick 76 and throw a pulse rocket up his ass everytime he sits down
see a widow? just pick fat monkey and shove shit down her throat because there isnt a thing she can do about it.
oh whats that? youre getting raped by a genji? better hope your genji is better. ontop of the fact where there is a literal class of heroes that almost nobody wants to play and is forced to play

(can you pls support) nobody wants to fucking support and the people who do are cucks

call of duty 67 is better than this shit
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>>152905247
The one with purple hair
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>>152905238

Fareeha is a girl!
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>>152905247
Save your Blizzbucks for when Junkrat has legendaries worth getting
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>>152905238
Do you even know what /ss/ is? Because neither of the words apply in that image
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>>152904643
>like theres no way you can know if he hero has ulti
uh yes there is?

Well beside the very obvious one of anyone who died to someone knows exactly what their ult percentage is at. If you just look at someone and see what they are doing, you have a general idea of when they have ult.

As someone who plays a shit ton of Reinhardt and therefore ends up playing against a bunch of other Reinhardts, one of the most important things in a match is knowing when the other Rein has his ult and baiting him into using it into your shield. I'll count every fire strike hit and ask my friends to tell me what his ult is at if they die.
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Junkrat has cancer
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overwatch is a ______ game
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Anyone else getting huge FPS drops after these recent updates?
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>>152904164
Telling her Reyes and Morrison being homos isn't a good thing.
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>>152905080
best post all year
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>>152905384
flawed
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>>152905289

(you)
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>tfw I fell for the Overwatch meme
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What character makes you rage more than any other?
For me it's fucking Junkrat
>shoot bombs at random
>get kills
>kill him at point blank
>die because you forgot he drops bombs on death for some fucking reason
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>>152904164
A source of eternal youth she can have on demand.

Needs more context.
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>>152905289
>HURRR JUST REPICK is the opposite of healthy problem solving
Except no one in competitive does this, or if they do it's an extremely rare case

>(can you pls support) nobody wants to fucking support and the people who do are cucks
jesus christ can anyone in this entire website just speak English without needing to use buzzwords in every post?
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>>152905080
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>>152905354
i jsut had a match where torb had his ultimate 2 pushes in a row. theres no way to accurately know this at all, oh wow he had his fucking ult twice in under one minute you cant prepare for that at all
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>go to sleep
>wake up
>still 5%
So Blizzcon, right?
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>>152904308
Not even a joke. She is literally autistic.
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>>152903790
I can get behind that.
quit fapping to my waifu actually, fuck that guy, fap to whoever you like
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How much of genji is robot? Is it only his head? I know he says the heart of a man beats in his chest, but I'm pretty sure he's just being poetic. Why would he need a heart if he has no blood vessels? If he is just a torso, did they cut him just under the ribs?
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>>152905297
>Implying Fareeha isn't a trap.
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>>152905456

You forgot:
>lol i trap u
>lol i mine u from close range
>lol your team ignored the tire and you don't have enough dps to stop it
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guys

genji's ass

i need more pictures
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>>152905542
If you hear his turret consistently firing, that's his ult meter going up. If he's killing anyone and that appears on the feed, his ult is going up. If anyone died to him, they know exactly what his ult percentage is at.

>having a problem with tjorb to begin with
you're garbage
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>>152905542
1/2
just fucking put ults on a cooldown blizz you stupid fucko's
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>>152905472
How about now ?
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>>152905403
>Telling her Reyes and Morrison being homos isn't a good thing.

It's too late Angela.

It was always too late.
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https://andriux5.github.io/amomentincrime/
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>>152905754
Why does Mcree have boobs
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So did Soldier get nerfed or buffed?
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>>152905746
how did i know your argument would be "git gud"
its shit game design
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https://andriux5.github.io/amomentincrime/
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Haha
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>>152905367
DELETE THIS
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>>152905754
Is this before or after the other picture?

I'm guessing after right?
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>>152905552
yh blizzcon day of the dead, around there
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>>152905878
People seem to feel the quicker bloom reduction brings him closer to what he was
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>>152905238
The correct term is /ll/ newfag
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>>152905456
I am repeating myself, but fucking Hanzo.
I am often angry at Junkrat when playing Tracer, but Hanzo is still worse.
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>>152905080
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>>152905631
I'm guessing he's at the very least Adam Jenses level.
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>>152906031
Young Fareeha is cute!
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>>152906031
Who knows ?
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>>152906114
Oh yeah, they even do a thing for day of the dead on WoW, so that's likely.
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>>152905995
Why?
At least Mei had some semblance of a chance to be fat, but this is just anatomically impossible for the suit she wears.
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>>152905832
>>152905958
>//pastas, sources: /r/copypasta
>var pasta = "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me...
greetings reddit!
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>>152905456
Mei. Fucking slowdown that you can't do anything about most of the time, fucking ult that does the same, and if she's on your team you have the bonus of her (accidentally) grieving you with her fucking wall.
Fuck Mei.
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>>152905995
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>>152906249
sup
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>there are people posting ITT that have trouble with roadhog
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>>152906216

Holy fuck Reinhardt is huge

How the fuck did he get that big? What did they feed him?
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>>152905456
tracer
nothing shits me up the wall more than when the team cant hit a tracer
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Real talk.
Mei takes skill.
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>>152905797
Too bad that Angela likes cyber dick
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>>152905456
Mei is like the /mlp/ of Overwatch
She's hated by everyone
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>>152906338
The counter to him is good teamplay generally, right? Because I play solo most of the time.
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>>152905056

Junkrat.
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>>152905456
Probably a mix up between Mcree and Hog. Just because the bang and kill or hook and kill combo takes literally zero skill and is virtually unavoidable.
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Should I get the underwater winston skin? It's neat
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>>152905456
>>152906137

This.
Hanzo is so fucking braindead I hate him.

They need to rework scattershot to where it can hurt him.
And why in the fuck would they feel like buffing him when the other sniper Widow is so much worse off on terms of tool kits and actual skill needed.
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Do not bully the Mercy, she deserves to be loved
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Why doesn't Blizzard change Symmetra?
She's so weird and terrible
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>>152906473
Mercy can take care of herself, Anon.

>>152906491
Dunno.
I guess they want to change characters people actually play and like first.
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>That feel when you get so good at predicting Tracer behaviors they literally avoid going anywhere near you now
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>>152906365
to not be a total fuckup with her, yes

but even a "skilled" Mei has trouble keeping up with everyone else because defense hero "balance"
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>>152906216
Who's that slut all the way on the right?
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>tfw having an actual blast playing winston

i just wish his ult did a teeny tiny bit more damage
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>>152906462
I would recommend the orange one. I got the Frogston from a loot box and I would have rather gotten any of the other legendaries for him.
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>>152906394
I've been looking for that image

and more proof

https://youtu.be/3tyH87YDJPE?t=797

Genji has more lines/interactions with Mercy than Pharah does with Mercy.

Checkmate, Pharamercy
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>>152906217
>Pharah sees McRee for the first time
>McRee manages to get a smile and laugh out of shy and drawn back Pharah
>Mercy gets Pharah's attention while giving McRee the evil eye for trying to steal her food source from her

That's what I got from that unless there's more to it then that. There's probably more to it then that.
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>>152906429
Dying to Junkrat I mostly feel stupid. Especially if it's his suicide bombs. When I keep my shit together I can deal with him. But Hanzo's random blind headshots and scattershots 2 meters southwest from my legs make me livid.
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>>152906732
Genji would never settle for a whore like Mercy.
Leave best boy alone.
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>>152906394
>genjicucks

Top lel. Come back when you've got official art of Mercy on him like >>152906216
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>placed gold and ranked up to platinum on ptr
Am I decent at this game now? What rank is decent? I was 47 last season, and so far I'm climing in ptr as a stomp but I've been practicing a lot. I think I can make diamond, I've beaten several diamond teams already.

I think Master is where you can say you're actually good at this game. Gold is just average, or is platinum just average?
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>>152905456
Mei
>ices teammate because they are too fucking stupid to not get close to her, so they run right at he fat chink ass
>ice walls put up, she gets fucking ult charge off of it and everybody always ALWAYS shoots the fuck out of it
>cryo-freeze is self explanatory
>DUH ZING BOOZOOAH
>everyone frozen and helpless because it's impossible to react to her ult unless you literally see her perform it or are playing zarya
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Hey Faggots,

My name is Gabe, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded no-lifes who spend every second of their day pushing stupid ass payloads. You are everything bad in the game. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any hexakills? I mean, I guess it’s fun standing next to a car because your stupid toolkits, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures in the hero gallery.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was co-founder of Overwatch and I got the last Play of the Game. What sports to you play, other than punch around the basketball in the spawn room? I also get straight gold medals, and have a banging hot support (She just ulted me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots that should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me and my support.
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>>152906730
Black one looks better in full person

Orange one has the best weapon

its hard tough call
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>>152906305
>Y' named your hat?
they don't?
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>>152906732
>Ugh
What did he mean by this?
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>>152904101
Symmetra is pure 'tism.

Tracer and Junkrat are ADHD candidates.

D.Va is a closet masochist.

Mei is a nymphomaniac and a size queen.
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>>152905082
You have it easy mode.
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>>152904516
Its also about getting to the first point as fast as possible in order to place your turrets so all 6 are up before time ends.
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Reinhardt and Torbjorn are CUTE!
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>>152906343

>What did they feed him?

flight plans
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>>152906851
Thats not a Genjicuck

thats one of Overwatches story writers, he also tweets Genji x Mercy stuff, its gonna be canon bro
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>>152906712
I wish they would re work his ult somehow. It is almost never satisfying. Possibly give him some sort of rage bar and the more damage he takes the more damage he does per swing.

I believe it is at 40 damage per hit while he is ulting right now, which feels underwhelming.
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>>152906851
Torb doesn't even have that many lines with her. Genji even slips into Angela when she's under fire and near him.
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>>152906821
But Genji was a manwhore before his TRANQUILITY phase

>>152906851
She can share cocks
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>>152905754
>>152906217
>McCree will never be your bf
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>>152906685
Yes, even a good Mei is fucked because Mei herself is a shitty character but being a good Mei in the first place takes some real common sense.
>>
Are there pairings that are really confirmed for canon?
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>>152906968
Thank god its not just me that thinks that
>>
Which is better:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4hm9nkv7cQ

or

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnJs_V4j1hs
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>>152907158

no, though people speculate who pharah's father is.
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>Last round of KoTH, 1 to 1 the enemy is at 90%
>Chimp out so that the rest of my team have time to get on the point
>Knock three enemies off the map but die
>Respawn
>Defeat
>No one even stepped on the point, they were all chasing Mei

This isn't what Harambe died for.
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>>152907027
Adding a slight stun (0,5 seconds) to his landings while in ult would be nice
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>>152906821
Anon, to him she's the angel that rescued his life.

'sides whores used to be up right his alley in the past
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>>152907158
widowmaker and me
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>>152906338

I love facing roadhog. He's a walking ult recharger
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RIVERBOAT OR GAMBLER
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>>152907158
None yet, Genji x Mercy will probably happen since one of the writers keeps tweeting fanart of it

Somebody like Jack or Reaper might be Pharahs dad
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>>152907158
Gerard and Amelie.
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>>152907325
Gambler
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>>152907325
Gamblor!!
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>>152907325
white hat only good mcree skin besides the USA one
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>>152907325

Gambler

Doc Holliday > Wyatt Earp
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>>152906984
Not only one. But the main writer.
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Are you in harmony, /owg/?
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>>152906984
>Thats not a Genjicuck
>thats one of Overwatches story writers, he also tweets Genji x Mercy stuff, its gonna be canon bro
>a writer that's partially responsible for overwatch's fucked up story/timeline
>one writer having overall say on who is with who in the game

JFC, not even Pharmercyfags are this delusional and they gave Pharah robot arms...
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>>152907325
the one that looks like django unchained
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>>152906972
the god program I just filed with Athena lists me, my supports, but only one of you DPS get to stay abord my MEKA!
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>>152907248
Thank you for posting this picture, anon.
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I don't like playing anyone other than pharah
help me
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Why is playing Soldier 76 so much more fun than playing McShit?
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>>152907329
Anon.
Why would they put any sort of romance into this game?

I mean, they can add some sort of one sided love, like Scout and Miss Pauline but a straight up relationship between two playable characters is just straight up stupid.
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>>152904492
>>152904342
>>152904870
Dang.
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>>152907158
Well aside from the theories about who Pharah's father is we got rumblings of Genji/Mercy as a lit of people here mentioned it.
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Jp > Kor > rest of the world > usa
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>>152907514
>tfw Pharah gets shot down immediately by decent players
Pharah buffs when
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>>152907514
I don't like playing anyone other than Tracer, but I'm not good enough with her to pick in all situations so I have to switch and wait for the next suitable map to have fun.
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>>152906268
>close to end of game, we have to push that pay load
>playing as lucio, whole team died to a handful of ults, we gotta race back, all of us are charged and ready for a push
>I wait at spawn for the team so I can speed them up, we won't get there in time otherwise
>speed boost to get everyone out the door
>our Mei, being oh so lovable cute and quirky, ices the fucking door
>sorry...sorry, sorry
>we barely miss the overtime and lose
You could have made a replica of zarya's gun fueled by the singularity of compressed mad in my chest.
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>>152907549
I would respect your argument if you gave a single reason for thinking its stupid
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>>152907325
Mystery Man is literally the best skin in the whole game you animal.
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>>152907651
I rarely repick pharah, I don't find any other heroes fun

I usually do good, but facing against multiple hard counters just makes me die inside
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>>152907703
>tfw the first legendary I got
Feels good.
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>>152907549
LoL has characters being married and rivalries and shiptease all over the place.
It would be strange if they didn't tease stuff like that.
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I'm not even ashamed
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>>152906216
Origin Venom Torb fucking when
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>>152907820
>using LoL as a comparison

Not helping your case anon.
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>>152905995
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>>152905456
I absolutely can't fucking stand D.va right now, her stupid ass shield just irritates the absolute shit out of me.

But what really drives me up the wall is when I get killed by a scatter arrow. No aiming required, not one fucking bit of skilled involve, I fucking hate Hanzo stupid cunt hero jesus fuck
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Can anybody post screencap of your pozing visitor /owg/? lost it somewhere
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>>152906426

The counter to Roadhog is not trying to take him down alone. Roadhog wins 1v1s because that's what he's designed to to, but if you put him in the middle of a team fight he's just a big meat blob that can land a kill or two at best. He's weaker in a 2v2 than a 1v1, weaker in a 3v3 than a 2v2 and so on.

Roadhog is a threat if you're off wandering halls on your own because he can catch you off guard and snag you. In these situations, your best bet is to be listening for his loud ass footsteps and to be ready to dodge the hook and either finish him off or run away.

I get why people hate Roadhog, because getting snagged by his hook is frustrating and he can reliably pick off your team one by one if they're spread out all over the map. The best bet is always coordination, but that's not unique to Roadhog. If you're off trying to land kills on your own, Roadhog can fuck you up, but if everyone on your team is trying to do that at the same time, Roadhog probably isn't your biggest problem.

>>152907318

>mfw thanks to roadhog I have transcendence tucked away 30 seconds after I just used it
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>>152907549
>Why would they put any sort of romance into this game?
Because people like that stuff. Shipping isn't a fad tumblr invented, a lot of people like this side of stories, and OW is a game with plenty of characters and a growing story. There's a high chance Blizz will make something official at some point.
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>>152907608
>TFW Native Russian speaker

All of the Russian female VA's in this game are so damn bad, holy shit

Who the fuck hired these talentless whores?

Some of the male VA's in the Russian version are excellent like Junkrat, so why did Blizz drop the ball so hard with this?
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>>152907703

Vigilante has a better shirt/vest/tie combo. Mystery man is pretty ugly
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>Everyone saying that GenjiMercy is practically canon
Noone cares, I mean.
Widowmaker had a fucking husband, yet WidowTracer is the most popular pairing.
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>>152906692
S O M B R A
or
D O O M F I S T
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>>152907921
>Implying OW isn't just LoL with a TF2 coating
Oh boy
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>>152907608
can't beat risa taneda
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What do you think is going through their head right now?
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>>152907921
LoL is an incredibly popular game, you cant deny that at all

how is referencing one of the points about it that people like invalid?
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>>152907882
You shouldn't be

he IS best boy after all
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>>152906216
>Torb has hanzo's hair

kek
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>>152907784
I'm sorry anon, I hope she gets some adjustments soon.
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>>152908000
>All of the Russian female VA's in this game are so damn bad, holy shit
This
PL > Cyka Blyat
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>>152907608
>Brazilian voice
Absolute trash. That's why I play with english voices.
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>>152908050
That's because her husband is dead and not playable. Genji and Mercy are both very much alive and cute! CUTE!
>>
Is there any good Overwatch merch?
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>>152908000
>playing with Russian voices
>ever
Why would you do that to yourself?
In the past 15 or so years the only series of games I'd played with Russian voices is The Witcher.
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>>152908152
why does tracer look like a Family Guy character?
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>>152907608
German version of Mercy wins by her having an actual Swiss accent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SK4WEf5YE8U
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>>152907608
Fuck off weeaboo trash.
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>>152908385

bastion mecha dildos
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>asian writer shoving his fantasies about having a white women into OW

Great.

Mercy was a mistake.
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>>152908385
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>>152906126
Lesbian Loli?
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>>152908450
this whole game is weeaboo trash
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>>152908000
>playing with russian VA
>ever
aнoн
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>>152908385
I find they best merch is subtle, so no. All the merch I've seen might as well be either a walking ad, or cosplay.
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>>152908050
That's because her husband is not a character. He doesn't even have a face, not a sliver of his personality is known. He's just a name of a dead character that won't appear again.
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>>152908509

He said good.
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>>152908509
>No Busty Mercy figure
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>>152904643
If you hold tab people who have their ult up on your team will have a checkmark under their name
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>>152908440
Probably because her face is usually pretty angular instead
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>>152908554
>Gerard gets ZIEGLERED and becomes a character
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Meicree
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>>152907675
Think about it.
Romance.
In a game like this.
Between characters who kill themselves.
What place does something like that have here?

Now, Torbjorn being a creepy, yet funny, old man.
There's place for sort of thing anywhere.

>>152907820
>LoL
>posting Widowmaker and Tracer
Anon?

>>152907992
>Because people like that stuff.
Anon, there is a ton of things people like.
Take fat Mei and gay Junkrat for example.

Me isn't fat.
Roadhog hates Junkrat.

>a lot of people like this side of stories, and OW is a game with plenty of characters and a growing story.
I can accept if Mercy turns out to have a husband or something happens with one of Genji's old girlfriends.
But do you really think they're going to make a romance novel between Mercy and Genji?
Between Pharah and Mercy?
Between 76 and Mercy?
Between Reaper and Mercy?
Between Ganymede and Mercy?

>There's a high chance Blizz will make something official at some point.
I highly doubt they're keeping the game open for headcanons just to close it with whatever is most popular.

>>152908554
>her husband is not a character
>He doesn't even have a face
Anon... I...
Look it up.
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>>152908509
>Funko Pop
>Good
>>
Jesus fucking christ multi tracer teams are the most cancer thing in this game. It perfectly shows how much mobility fucks up the balance and how many of the counters to it are shitty and weak.
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Post a nice comment about Sombra to meme the percentage to 6%!
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>>152908509
Oh god those are uglier than sin

And I touch kids so I know what the fuck I'm talking about
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>>152902641
soon
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>>152908486
I'd rather have a white blonde chick taking a gook dick over a black one.
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>>152907608
>Spanish
>Mexican Spanish
Wait what? Same shit isn't it?
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>>152908026
>wanting to be Dick Tracy
>not The Shadow
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>>152908385
I want the comics collected into a trade at some point.
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>>152908701
The game isn't canon, it doesnt matter if characters in a relationship are on opposite teams in a video game
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>>152908509
reaper one is alright
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I'm going to marry Fareeha!
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>>152908870
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>>152908814
It's like English English and American English. Different accents and lingo, same language.
>>
>>152908670
They wouldn't have gone out of their way to mention him being dead a few times then and instead played it coy like with Ana. Nah he's dead. Reyes most likely only worked because he wasn't truly dead at the time.
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>>152908762
Fuck off reddit
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>>152907882
You should be, about those pathetic playtimes.
>>
>>152908814
Only in Resident Evil 4.
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>>152907027
DPS isn't the point of this ult but more damage would be fine indeed.
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>>152908814
The same as American english and scottish.
Different mannerisms, different pronunciation, some words outright have different meanings.
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>>152908842
Having a coworker kill you is nothing to cry about.
Hell, Zenyatta and Genji act like killing eachother is a game (because it is).

But how do you do that between a couple? That's kind of uncomfortable.
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>>152908979
>he doesnt know the power of meme magic

boi
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>>152908975
I think Reyes was probably the result of trying to bring a person back that was blown to ash.
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>>152908814
>americans being this retarded again
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>>152908979

Does r/Overwatch even like loli?
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>>152903096
>Won't call you a sissy pillow biter as she puts her fags out on your tongue
Why even live?
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>>152908701
>Look it up.
Did they finally release a picture of him?
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>>152908913
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Why is he so sad /owg/?
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>>152909050
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scNLfr1EP08

This is Scottish "English"
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>>152908839
>scarf isn't even red

cmon thats a sad excuse for the shadow
i only watched the movie
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>>152909053
Playful lovers spat
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>>152909145
thinkgen of old hitboxes
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>>152909050
>>152909001
>>152908925
Oh ok.
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>>152909145

he wants to be a hero but he's a shitty little training bot
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Wait so on masteroverwatch it counts as a loss when you switch heroes? It only counts as a win with the hero you win with? That's lame
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>>152909145
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ht-ZyJOV2k

He joined the club.
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>>152908916
sleep tight reap tight
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>>152908916

sleep tight reap tight
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>>152909076
Still I doubt they would have been able to bring Gerard back since he might have been stiff for some time when they discovered him and Amelie was gone without a trace (they assumed she was dead too) and Mercy most likely wasn't even in the testing phase of the nanomachines.
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>>152909342
FeelsOmnicMan
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Should I reenable killcam /owg/? Does it show their ult status and health so I can make callouts?
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>>152908916

sleep tight reap tight
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>5%
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>qp matches
>decide to try listening to the voice chat
>this one guy
>"TO THE POINT MOTHERF-CKERS"
>"TO THE POINT TURDS C'MON"
>"GO NOOBS YOU IDIOTS"
>"U SUCK ALL GO TO THE POINT"
>every single match has at least two little bitches screaming in the mic
>while they kamikaze themselves alone towards the enemy points

Is it really this full of retards every single time?
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>>152908916
Sleep tight reap tight
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>>152908385
Winston plush
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>>152908916
sleep tight reap tight
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spoiler alert:

sombra is alejandra's mother

s76 was there and following her because he was asking her for information
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>>152908916
sleep tight reap tight
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>people actually checking the Sombra countdown like it'll suddenly go from 4% to 99%
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>>152909471
Zombie character when?
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>>152902581
>Have both her sprinter and track skins
>Think theyre both shit
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>>152909713
Were hoping it goes from 5%-6%
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>>152909734
ZOMBRA
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>>152909590
Oh boy I love papercraft.

Is it yours?
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>>152908701
Well I'm not saying ridiculous popular pairings will be official, but yeah, stuff like "this character is married", " Lucio is gay", "genji is into mercy" I find pretty likely.

And there is no picture that's officially confirmed to be Gerard, what are you talking about?
>>
Genji buffs when?
also is ptr back up?
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sombra countdown goes up from PTR matches played
check Twitter
get testing faggots
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>>152909838
wait, really?
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>>152908916
Sleep tight reap tight
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>now arriving at lijiang tower
>now arriving at nepal
>now arriving at "koth map"

ESCAPE
LEAVE GAME
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>>152909713
Why is Ana so comfy?
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>>152909864
No, hes bullshitting you
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>>152909838
so more matches were played in 3 hours~ than a fucking day?

get out
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if dorado is such a shithole why is that restaurant in heroes still okay

it's because sombra owns it
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>>152909953
>Now arriving at [not koth]
>Prepare your defenses
>Now arriving at [not koth]
>Prepare your defenses
>Now arriving at [not koth]
>Prepare your defenses

STOP
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>>152903790
So you have a thing for ponies, huh?
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>load into dorado
>loading/intro theme plays as DEFEAT comes onscreen, continues playing throughout fucking POTG
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>>152910103
Its not though, look at the short and the map, you see any destroyed buildings?
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>>152909201
>Update
>Mercy is now in a polygamous relationship with Pharah, Genji, 76, and Reaper!

>>152909790
Little things like that I can follow but suddenly turning two characters into lovers because people wanted it would just be so forced and kind of disgusting, to be honest.
That type of pandering would just be too much.

>>152909782
What's going to happen at 6%?
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>>152910128
t. Lucio Main
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Judge me
Also the 22 hours on S76 is from beginning week don't h8.
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>>152910217
I'm Zarya main man.

I'd like for once start attacking.
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What should you do if you're a lucio and your team refuses to group up for your ult?
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>>152909953
shitters dont like koth because they dont get free wins from being placed on the advantaged side of asymmetrical spawn points and have to actually outplay the opposing team
why are you bad anon
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>>152910215
>What's going to happen at 6%?

Nothing most likely, but itll be nice to know it is in fact increasing since it hasnt moved in fucking ages
>>
>Me and some guy pick torb on defense
>Tells me in the most rude way possible to switch
>Tells me to kill myself when I stay on Torb out of spite
>Get gold in eliminations and damage
>rub it in his face
>guy has nothing to say and leaves.

Why are the people who do this shit usually the people who aren't even good as the character?
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>>152909787
Papercraft is what I got. And yes, everything I post in my gallery is my work. Check it out. More models to come soon.
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What's this 435MB PTR patch
Is it Sombra
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>>152907514
I don't like playing anyone else except Widowmaker. Played her before nerf and still after. I think of it this way when buffs I'll be unstoppable.
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>>152910215
Then we get to wait for 7%.
>some asshole is charged with going in and manually typing in the percentage every hour or so, but fell asleep
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Anyone else ever hear this voice line?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJeTtaxT0Qo
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>>152909790
Oh, and I forgot to mention.
I legitimately thought the mohawk dude was Gerard but that's not confirmed but he's still a very important character to the story, even if he doesn't have a face.

Now some asshole is going to tote around the headcanon that mohawk dude is Gerard and it'll spread. I hate myself.

>>152910337
It went from 3% to 4% to 5%, didn't it?
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>>152909145
>>152909304

Training Bot - Support

150 HP - 50 normal, 100 armor

Training Bot floats on thrusters and thus has no footstep sound

Left Click: Long Range AA Cannons- Training Bot fires his twin Anti-Air Cannon arms one after the other. These fire very fast moving projectiles which explode in a small radius after traveling a set distance, dealing bonus damage to airborne enemies. The undetonated projectile itself does weak damage and does not explode upon a direct hit (but can still score headshots). 3 shots per second. 12 ammo. 1.5 second reload time.

Right Click: Short Range AA Cannons - Same as above, but the projectiles detonate much sooner, so that Training Bot is not completely defenseless in close range combat.

E: Homing Missile - Press E to cease firing and enter targeting mode. After a second of keeping your reticle near an enemy, you will lock on to them and be able to fire a missile from Training Bot's chest cavity. The lock will maintain even if the enemy moves out of line of sight. The missile has a broad turn rate, but this fact can be used to arc it over or around terrain by aiming away from the target before firing. 8 second cooldown.

Shift: Health Pad - Training Bot spits out a small health pack spawner, already loaded with a health pack. It is visibly aligned to his team and can be destroyed by enemy fire. The health pack restores 75 health and reloads every 5 seconds. 12 second cooldown. Can not be used by the enemy.

Ultimate: Configuration: Jetpack - Training Bot miniaturizes and transfrorms into a Jetpack powerup. If an ally picks him up, they will be granted a higher jump with extremely fast horizontal speed as well as 150 armor for 20 seconds. If the ally dies, Training Bot will separate from them with full health. Training Bot is visibly attached to the ally's back, where can fire homing missiles on a 4 second cooldown.
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>>152910329
switch to OPyatta and chase their sorry asses down with your ult instead
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>>152909517
Yes.
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>>152910331
No I just don't like KoTH because 90% of the time it's "whatever time has a Lucio or the better Lucio wins".

Like it's not enough how important getting to the point first is, but every map has to have insta-death pits that are just perfect for Booping into.
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>>152909053
Well if we take Genji and Mercy as an example just have no special kill line.
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Hey guys, how's that Sombra ARG coming along?
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>>152910213
its mexico and it's swarming with gangs...

it's dirty as heck too

and this is in the future where robots are cheap and nano technology exists......

anyways im standing by my claim that sombra is the little girls mother, and s76 was there looking for information on reyes

maybe he realized that overwatch was being used all along and talon aren't completely evil

i mean if they really were evil why would widowmaker let tracer live in king's row???
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>>152910519
It started at 2, after like a day it got to 5, hasnt moved since
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>>152910539
>a character literally dedicated to making Pharah mains cry
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>>152910619
>why would widowmaker let tracer live in king's row???

Arrogance
For the bants
She wants to fuck her
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>>152910605

Sombra's thicc loli butt!
Sombra's cute shitposts!
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>>152910724
We already have Zenyatta/McCree/76/Roadhog/Widowmaker.
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>tfw you blow out two three-mans in quickplay
Get the fuck outta here, who said you could have fun?
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>>152908916
sleep tight reap tight
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>>152910605
6% coming tomorrow
I'm so excited.
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>>152910619
>s76 was there looking for information on reyes

He was there to fight the gang activity, this is literally spelled out for you.
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>>152910724
Im already crying anon
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>>152910605
I just had a thought.

What if Sombra is actually edgier then Reaper?
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>>152910763
All three at once
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Why isn't there a head-in-the-clouds hero that casts fire spells yet when we have stuff like Zenyatta and Hanzo's Ult?! All of the heroes are so serious.. except maybe Bastion.

patche says hi
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>>152908509
Winston looks like a frog.
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>>152911038
B-but no one is edgier than Gabriel Reyes
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>Blizzard lowkey changes to animations and the like
Jesus what a way to destroy hours of muscle memory. Do these people even play the game?
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>>152910965
that's too obvious

why would s76 care about some random mexican gang when russia and korea are getting decimated by omnics
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>>152907549
>>152908701

I agree, but they added Ana anon.

You can commit matricide in this game.

After that, killing a character that is canonically married to the character you are playing in a match seems at about the same level.
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I'm thinking about doing my season 2 placements as Genji because if not I'm going to be dropping ranks if I play him in my normal MMR bracket. Anyone else doing something similar or think it's a good idea?
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To all the shitter Reinhardts. If you can't stop randomly dropping your shield switch to someone else.

t. people standing behind your shield who get sniped
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>>152911147
>B-but no one is edgier than Gabriel Reyes
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>>152911163
Because that gang are probably the ones supplying Talon with most of their firepower
>>
also mercy is a mad scientist

what genji is reaper 2.0
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>>152910331
koth is literally a meme
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>>152910353
off yourself
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>>152906936
Godspeed, Trash Bandicoot.
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>>152911127

>Tracer
>serious
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>>152910965
76 would not be in a tiny Mexican town just to squash a gang. Either he was passing through on a virtue mission to cleanse filth wherever he may roam, or he had an ulterior mission and the gang either got in the way, or were directly involved in his mission.
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>>152911038
Impossible, nobody can be edgier than Reaper. He will make himself as edgy as needs be to enforce this
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>>152911280
Mei isn't edgy, just a War Criminal
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>>152911393
You're right, she's just annoying....
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>>152910854
>snipe enemy duo queue flies repeatedly as the Smugberry
>they both go Winston and we have a Zen
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qI52sIhErOk
All of my kek.
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>>152911298
why would talon get their firepower from a street gang lmao
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>>152911274
>tfw play reinhardt for the hammer swingin, fire striking carnage
>couldn't give less of a shit what my teammates behind me need or want

hahaha

no, but seriously this type of silly play is really noticable when playing a support classlike mercy
>>
You wanna meddle?
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>>152911513
To be fair the street gang had some pretty good shit in that short
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>>152911163
>when russia and korea are getting decimated by omnics

Because those places are overseas and inaccessible to him. And this gang clearly has a large influence over the area, he's a vigilante, he wouldn't just ignore it. This isn't hard to figure out.

>>152911418
>76 would not be in a tiny Mexican town just to squash a gang.

Why not? He even mentions them when on the Dorado map before the match starts, clearly they're more than just your average street level gang.
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>>152911513
They aren't just a street gang, they are one of the biggest gun running gangs in North America
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>>152911378
Nah.
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so as a fucking scrub, what do you do against skillrat, skillmetra, winskill, skillcio, reinhardt, and widow defending on king's row? i played genji until i realized they had a meme monkey and a poo in loo, then went skillrat to try and make room for my teammates. we had a reaper that somehow managed to never kill winston (maybe anyone), and a pro hanzo that went pro genji after widowmaker turned his cock inside out. what can i play/do as an individual to enable my lame-duck team to not be so lame-duck? should i have gone counter-widow, or mccree, or pharah?

i'm tired of watching my chances of victory die beneath a mountain of torbjorns, symmetras, and junkrats. what role/hero do i need to play to best assist a team of windowlickers?
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>>152907267
>to him she's the angel that rescued his life.

But isn't Genji's whole thing that he didn't like how he was after being saved by Mercy/Overwatch and that's why he went and experienced tranquillity with Zenyatta? Like if we're talking about rescuing his life, then it'd make just as much sense for him to be digging his master for doing the same.
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>>152911442
>>
Why are fans absolutely hell bent on making Mei and Mercy evil? Perhaps they really are just a ditzy scientist and well-meaning yet pragmatic doctor.
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>>152911686

The best part about getting killed by Mei is seeing her cute face as she lines up the headshot.
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>>152911613
>Mexico
>North America
Wanna know how I can tell you flunked geolegy?
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>>152911723
>Mei
>Every one of her collegues stasis pods failed
>Hers is safe for some unknown reason

She killed them bruh
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>>152902581
is this sfm or in game?
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>>152911723
Mei is nothing but a chilly gook-filled hell.
>>152911686
>>
>>152911613
>>152911602
>>152911579
either way sombra is related to los muertos and is giving us information on our so called "héros"

anyways i think this could be sombra desu
>>
Season 2: Bronze: 1-1499 = Season 1: 0-29 Skillrating
Season 2: Silver: 1500-1999 = Season 1: 30-39 Skillrating
Season 2: Gold: 2000-2499 = Season 1: 40-49 Skillrating
Season 2: Platinum: 2500-2999 = Season 1: 50-59 Skillrating
Season 2: Diamond: 3000-3499 = Season 1: 60-69 Skillrating
Season 2: Master: 3500-3999 = Season 1: 70-79 Skillrating
Season 2: Grandmaster: 4000-5000 = Season 1: 80-100 Skillrating


When do you know you're good at this game?
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>>152899123
holy fuck
is there more psycho mei art?
i-i need it
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>>152911383
>trash bandicoot is starting to catch on
>>
Gambler or Americree?

On one hand national pride, on the other that sweet outfit, blonde hair, and Wyatt.
>>
>>152911723
>he doesn't know about Mei's history of employment under Talon
>he doesn't know about Mei's long record of swept-under-the-rug human rights abuses
>he doesn't know about Mei's role in the corruption and proliferating mismanagement of Overwatch
>>
>>152911886
Wanna know how I can tell you flunked geology and English?
>>
>>152911886
>Geology
>Not geography
>>
>>152906343
PRECISION

GERMAN

ENGINEERING
>>
>>152910352
Single moms
>>
>>152911920
>chilly gook-filled hell
It's a cold version of 'nam
>>
>>152911658
76 and flank like crazy

mcree would normally be better but 76 has healing station and if you play carefully enough you can destory all symms turrets and her tele

sometimes the most you can do is counter one or two of their team and hope your team pulls through. you can also probably force lucio's ult with yours.
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>>152911949

That's Mirembe.
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>>152912075
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>>152912117
does that mean she isn't sombra?

reaper acts like he knows her from old times
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>>152911723
just humor bro
>>
>>152908913
sauce?
>>
>>152912204
Blackwatch member?
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>black screen glitch from beta still happening
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>>152912175
I want a minicomic where Reinhardt and Junkrat do a bizarre fastball special like in this webm.
>>
>>152912117
>>152912204
plus she has a husband with cancer and alejandra's dad doesn't seem to be in the picture
>>
How do I be good as Winston? Or is he just trash? He just seems to do so little damage. If reaper walks into my safety bubble then I either have to jump away from the objective or die. He literally can only do damage at close range but there are so many other heroes that can out damage him at the same range.

Whats the secret to Harambe?
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>>152912204
that is exactly what it means
>>
>>152911851
mei-n niegger
>>
>>152912356
pff
i can't play a session without getting the fucking killcam bug
>>
Any good Ana SFM porn?
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>>152912117
>Singh's younger sister has down syndrome.

Just drop the fucking bomb right away, okay I guess
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>>152911723
I just like the idea of the tragic villain, Mercy being so dead-set on making sure heroes never die that she doesn't stop to think about what she's doing.

Also the occasional edgy story is one of my guilty pleasures
>>
>>152912391
how so
>>
>>152912356
what the fuck is with her left eye
>>
>>152912380
honestly it's making sure you hit more then 1 person with your plasma OR making sure you single out a low hp hero/sniper then jumping away. You are a space maker, you disrupt. You discourage low hp heroes from being away from the time but once they group is when you do the most damage anyways.
>>
>>152912380
Jump in and smack the healer away from the team. Winston can usually survive just long enough to kill a Mercy or Lucio. That's about it unless you have a Zarya. Sorry.
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Female Best Boy when?
>>
>>152912429
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/5511065
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/5511075
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/5495258
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/5511097
not sfm but good too
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/5515730
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/5442918
>>
What if Soldier 76's cinematic actually happened years in the past and Sombra is an adult Alejandra who was inspired to become a vigilante?

I mean who knows how long Morrison has been active as 76. Might have started at it practically right after faking his death.
>>
Sombra is definitely introducing a horde mode to the game

>datamined voice lines
>characters reference "levelling up" and "getting new gear"
>probably progression in the higher waves
>narrator has lines like "Round 18" and map callouts
>Sombra apparently has a god program, something that can control omnics, so we have our horde enemy
>>
>>152912634
who gives a shit, the "story" in this game is a joke
>>
>>152912634
Sombra is working with Reaper and Talon, Morrison being all heroic and shit wouldn't be the inspiration for this
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>>152912513
>Zarya has a glass eye because she refused to get a cyber replacement
It's probably just a botched ptr animation. It'll probably get fixed.
>>
Guys I swear, the percentage went up by a whopping .000001%.
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>>152912705

What if she's a Commander class?
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>>152902550

Took me 85+ boxes and $25 bucks or so.

Literally got it on my very last box before giving up.
>>
>kill 2 people with pulse mine and one with guns in koth in the point
>think i'll finally be able to show off my track and field + hurdle combo
>potg goes to some mcmeme pressing q, flashing someone and unloading

nice meme blizzard
>>
why do people care so much about Sombra, as opposed to potential characters like Doomfist and Soundquake?

>>152912705
Horde modes are shit, stop spreading this rumor
>>
>>152912738
Yeah, I dont know how they managed to fuck the timeline up so much

>Picture of Mercy in Overwatch when shes 17
>Lore says she didnt join until she was an expert medic for years before that
>>
>>152912634
i dont this so... i think what they were getting at was all of those shorts happened just before recall since the moon is in the same phase the entire time, and the cinematic trailer happened after
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>>152912885

Cos Sombra is (probably) the next.
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>>152912818
They need to add decimals to the percentage, so we can tack on a percentage of how much blizzard gives a fuck per hour.
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>>152912885
I just want any new hero anon

I want to die knowing that the only one I like gets countered by 50% of the heroes
>>
>STILL
>FIVE
>PERCENT
literally what is the point even
>>
Still have 300+ competitive points in the bank, should I continue to wait? The golden weapons don't do it for me since I have a shit load of australiums in TF2.
>>
>>152912846
>poses of Mercy dual-wielding her staff and pistol
>can't actually do this
REEEE
>>
>>152902641
>tfw no Seselj hero
When will the vojvoda save us?
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>>152912885
Not him but horde being shit won't stop it from making it into the game eventually, even if it isn't with the Sombra release. You don't produce so much for something and then do nothing of it right, that's literally what happened for Overwatch to even exist. Stop being dumb and inform yourself.
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>>152912885
>stop spreading this rumor

its true and I posted the evidence, can you refute any of it?
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should i spend 1000 shekels on huntress skin?
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AND widowmaker is the wife of an overwatch agent or something back in the day??? she got tortured or smth but it really makes you think
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>>152912846
>tfw same to me for Sprinty Tracy
Hello, me.
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>1 minute in queue
>joining game
>DEFEAT
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>>152912885
Soundquake? I didn't know they were going to add some autobots.
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Daily reminder that blizzard is incorporating degenerates into the game who unironically and canonically get their negholes pozzed using lootbox money tp develeop them
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>>152912935
Who says she wasn't a god-tier medical prodigy? Remember Overwatch was assembled from the tippity-top bestest-best every country had to offer at the time.
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What the fuck, i just had a face show up on battlenet when it said it couldn't load the front end stuff for the overwatch page.
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>>152912380
Leap on snipers/healers -> destroy them -> leap back to your team
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Winston is fucking OP
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>tfw your name is amber and you use amber mercy

:3
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>>152913190
money well spent desu
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>>152913312
Post feet.
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Anyone have any comics that involve dva streaming?
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>>152913312
KING'S ROW
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>>152913163
Honestly, Blizzard has to do something with this. It's pretty annoying to be blamed and wished to die from AIDS by doing absolutely nothing.
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>>152913310

In what universe is Winston OP. Unless you have a Zarya supporting your leaps with bubbles he's one of the worst characters in the game. It takes a ridiculous amount of support for him to be used effectively.
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>>152913190
At least he outright mentioned the word pander. So many people are worried about that word. But really, I don't see why anyone would be worried about hummisexulls in overwatch. Out of the 20 or so humans in the game, it's practically guaranteed one of them is at least bisexual.
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>>152913312
R O U T E 6 6
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6
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Why do I have so much fun and do so legitimately well playing Bastionon offense? I seriously do way better than when I'm playing him on defense. Is it just the inability of shitters to adjust to someone not playing a hero the way they're used to or what?

>>152912885
I'd be way more interested if it was Doomfist potentially up for grabs, honestly. Punching bitches all day erry day would be a good time, ulting as Genji once in a while really doesn't sate the urge to go ham on people in melee and Reinhardt is too big of a target to use offensively.
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Played a shitton of Overwatch grinding summer lootboxes and now I haven't played since then, I don't even feel like starting the game

Am I burned out?
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>>152913448
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>>152913110
>>152912846
I never got the Nihon genji, and i spent $30 on crates...
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>>152912885
The thing is, >>152912705 isn't spreading a rumor, there are tons of voice lines that were found talking about "rounds" and "upgrading gear"

https://clyp.it/3pchyylz

https://clyp.it/xjcytj04

There are also voice lines talking about robots forming up and waves of mobs incoming

https://clyp.it/0unrj0lu

Chances are, a horde mode is coming.
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>>152913312
D O R A D O
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>>152913641
>writing your G like an S
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>>152905887
babby
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>>152913312
post vocaroo
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>>152913641
Lucio is CUTE!
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>>152912745

Yeah, you're right. Completely forgot Reaper mentions her as being on his side.
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>tfw every time you open a box and get winston shit or icons your will to play dies a little
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>>152913641
>one fucking voiceline
>all this shipping
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>>152912885
sfm porn
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>>152913649
I got every summer skin

but I blew at least $100
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>last season I was rank 42
>only played comp so had like 300 games, impossible to climb up
>play on PTR after a lot of practice and contemplation
>placed gold, climbed to diamond all by myself in solo queue
>Feel I can still climb higher

Hold me bros, I'm so happy. I'm still going to try for master though.
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>>152913930
>Sombra porn
robot girls can't make porn, anon
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>>152913904
Also D.va and Lucio go better with eachother than they do paired with anybody else
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>>152913641
literally BLACKED
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>Pharah, Tracer & Genji on console
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hi
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>>152913310
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>>152912885

Because none of the characters so far really feel like my sort of class. So, I'm eagerly hoping one I really manage to attach to gets released.
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>>152913980
>robot girls can't make porn, anon
is this your first day on the internet?
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Alright guys, Omnic horde mode comprised of
>tiny glass cannon omnics with ez critical spots
>medium size grunts with medium damage
>kamikaze runners
>large defenders with critical on their back
>hovering drone
>ultra boss with multiple crit spots
You and 3 other people have to fight this mess. Who do you choose?
>Zarya, Reinhardt, 76, Pharah
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>>152913980
maybe she isn't a robot

maybe she controls robots, kinda like symmetra's turrets but she controls small drones instead
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>>152912745
>>152913805
yes as much as it would be cool to have an ed-like character, it's not happening. sombra is an adult, and she's probably the girl on the left of the old overwatch group photo (same skin tone as reaper, that wavy/thick mexican hair)
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>>152912598
Thank you Anon, you sir are the greatest man to ever live!
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YOU NIGGERS READY FOR MOBA MODE?!?!

>Tons of MOBA references found in files
>"Time to buy some new items!"
>"I've leveled up!"
>"I'm returning to base!"
>"Defend left lane!
>"Defend right lane!"


https://clyp.it/kwk1lxok
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Dude, why are there so many premades today? I can't stop being a shitters, guys.

>two premades on enemy team
>go roadhog cause hey, it's quickplay
>land all my hooks
>backline is never safe, medics fear me
>everyone knows how to handle Mei, they never 1v1 her
>in the off chance she goes to freeze someone on their own, I hook her away
>enemy tries to go zarya, but team is smart enough to not shoot her
>oneshot everyone to victory
Piggu bros, where we at?
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>>152913982
>a nigger and a gook together
>good
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Who didn't spend a dime and got pretty much everything they wanted?
I did
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>>152914075
Dva, Junkrat, 76, Mercy
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>>152913982
Except, you know
Reinhardt and like 70% of the cast, because he's such a cool fella?
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>>152913448
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>>152914075
s76 mcree pharrah junkrat
why waste slots on tanks if everything insta dies
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>>152914149
sorry you're taste a shit
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>>152914120
if it's good i'm all in for it
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>>152914120
>blizzard completely shits on battleborn
>releases a moba mode as the final nail in the coffin
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>>152914056
>can't play any of the current classes
>so I'm hoping for the Spy to be released in Overwatch
lol
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>>152913980

An outright lie.
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>>152914008
Go Roadhog, practice those hooks, me boy.

>>152914120
THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN
>yfw they did the opposite of what Battleborn did, and went with multiplayer then MOBA
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which tracer skin is best tracer skin?
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>>152914245
What a fucking cam whore.
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>>152913864
>last 15 level ups were that
>tfw you calculated the approximate amount of time it would take to grind to the next under ideal conditions without resorting to giving kaplan jewbox money

This is a cruel, cruel game.
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>>152914407
cyberpunk
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>>152914120
Seems...interesting? I guess it could work.
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>>152914261
You ever played a horde mode, son? Ever even looked at Cody Zombies? Mann vs. Machine? Gears Horde? Halo's Firefight?
You always lose to the quantity of enemy, not quality.
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Is there a way to global mute randoms? No one speaks / types to do anything other than argue.

Goddamn it the general community has gone from salty to just outright caustic.

>Be in game
>Dude has last pick
>No healer
>Picks McCree
>Moans entire game
>End messages are just people arguing back and fourth about whose more retarded for 10 minutes.

>New game starts
>He's now one enemy team
>They lose again
>Same arguments break out

It's getting old.
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>>152914245
>Morrison x Reyes
D.Leet this
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>>152914447
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>>152914325

I don't think Sombra is going to be my comfort zone either anon. But I want more content and you just never know.
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>>152914407
Summer skins, if you don't have those, then Posh.

>>152914245
I really hope Morrison says yes.
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>>152914036
>He drew my childhood horror as a silly noodle Reaper.
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>>152914478
>lists a bunch of garbage horde modes
nigga are you trying
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>>152914407
Any that show that delicious midriff.
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>>152914075
Widow, Junkrat, Zarya and Bastion

anyone who has crowd control, really
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>>152914075
All go torb so we can hear "my baabbyyyy" over and over again.
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>>152914407
Posh, due to the fact that white is not a slimming color
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>>152914597
And what horde mode isn't garbage? Is it perhaps one that doesn't have a horde?
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>>152913774
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Khd64VUswF
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why are you people discussing the game
stop it and post waifu pictures
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>>152914120
FUCK.THAT.SHIT

Why can't they just leave Battleborn alone?!
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>Having such a shitter team that you lose to a symmetra bastio offense on hanamura

I fucking hate this game why am i still playing?
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>>152914718
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>>152914718
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>>152914718
>trying this hard to sound like an autistic girl
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>>152914810
Fuck off, nigga.

Go get good with your waifu while comp season is off
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>>152902841
Delete this.
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>>152912885
Soundquake seems cool but doomfist not so much, his ult will obviously be a big blast from his fist which will be too similar to reinhardt's hammer down
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>>152914718
I came.
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>tanking as Reinhardt
>pushing the objective
>team behind me
>teammates keep running in front of my shield and dying
>this shit keeps happening
>every
>single
>time
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>>152914120
>Sombra isn't a new playable hero, it's going to be an NPC for a new MOBA gamemode
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>>152902841
isn't that his gun arm
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>>152914876
>waifu is underpowered
>no matter how hard I try I could be using other characters and doing better

i still love her
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>>152914975
At least the hype would be more fitting then just a new character. Not by much obviously, but still
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>>152914118

I'll actually be slightly mad if Sombra ends up being Omnic because, while I definitely want an Omnic villain, I want him to be masculine so that I can make more Malcolm X parallels.

Malcolm.exe.
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>>152914975
Most likely, they wouldn't go through all this shit just to announce some random hero, it's going to be a horde game mode where she's controlling waves of robots

There's so much evidence that supports this, it's not a hero, it's a new game mode.
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>>152914974
>Not charging after them in a blaze of glory
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>>152902841
Thanks God Lost All Hope is still a thing for painless suicidal methods.
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>>152915035
pharah? i would say symmetra but lol
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>>152914120
>>152914975
>Sombra not even a new hero
>She's the antagonist of the moba mode
>The one who activated all the omnic units you're defending against
They will fucking do it and piss everyone who wanted sombra as a hero off, it will be glorious
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>>152914975
That would be dumb
Why play up the number 23 then?
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>>152914876
>implying I play this game and don't just come here for the waifu
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>>152914974
>soldier 76, who can easily fucking wreck assholes from behind a shield, and can wear down the other rein's shield
>sprints in front of the shield, behind the other Reinhardt's shield, and gets bodied by McCree.
"Woww gj team"
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>>152914975
b-but I wanted a new hero

so long as we get a new villain character, I'll be fine though, especially a villain Omnic
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>>152915115
>they're not doing it all at once, just one person will run ahead and get picked off then another will do it and another
>>152915191
I had a 76, mcree, and pharah do it.
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>>152915147
widowmaker
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>>152914874
but I am an autistic girl....
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>>152915035
>tfw I know this feel
Pharah, please become viable again
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>>152914036
>>152914575
This is a Moomin reference, right?

Reaper is the purple thing that scared me as a kid?
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>>152908385
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>>152915164
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>Want to give Mei a chance
>Ego won't let me between the cheesy as fuck kills and the whole fat chink thing
Should I suck up my pride and give this bitch a shot
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>>152915613
You should go ask your parents to beat you where you learn how to speak like a normal human and not a dumbass wigger.
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What if Overwatch was a high school drama?
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https://streamable.com/8rpv

If the animated shorts were done by Valve
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what if talon and overwatch are actually on the same side but talon is just really edgy and hates robots
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>>152915613
just try her out
you might not even enjoy her play style
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>>152915160
Because two coincidences turned into a meme and blizzard kept feeding it
similar to the "skycoder" user name when the skycode was literally nothing
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>>152915674
Do you even know what wigger speak is because that's not even close.
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>>152911967
Bronze: Somebody's Cat Got On The Keyboard And They Didn't Close Overwatch
Silver: Poor
Gold: Below Average
Platinum: Average
Diamond: Above Average
Master: Actually Plays The Game
Grandmaster: Job Is To Play The Game
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>>152915427
sorry
I'll probably be in this general longer than people that actually play the game and burn out will though
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>>152914975
>MOBA gamemode
Please god no
The only reason I like overwatch is that it doesn't use actual moba gameplay outside of having ults and abilities on cooldown
>>
Is there any good rule to when and how to use Soldier's Rocket? I know it sounds obvious but besides engaging on flanks by using it first so you can get a high burst of damage on unaware enemies and not wasting on something already dying/sitting duck target, anyone has any other advice?
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>>152915707
But that woman is from Boston, not Austria.
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>>152915843
Wiggers don't know they're wiggers you ungrateful child.

I bet you use 'kys' too
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>>152915707
It would be boring with the entire cast being to old to be students, being teachers, or being retired

I'd still watch for the possibility of Coach 76
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>>152914975
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>>152915819
It was more than 2 times, the number 23 has been a consistent theme throughout the ARG
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>>152915947
Then just dont play the gamemode when it gets introduced
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>>152915947
Sorry to say but it looks like sooner or later they'll be adding a MOBA mode, sound files are everywhere in each patch that comes out, there's no way they would have "I've leveled up time to spend skill points!" and "Defend left lane!" voice lines and NOT have a MOBA mode.
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>>152915707

The school is going to be shut down due to the delinquent gang known as the Omnics!

Only Overwatch-club can save it, but the school council stand in their way with a strict adherence to rules and secretive subversive activities (Talon)!
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>>152915961

You can rocket jump to certain spots.
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>>152914120

Are you retarded

Overwatch used to have a level up system with skill points and a talent tree like WoW

They removed it because it was shitty for the game
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>>152915994
Is this tantrum going to end any time soon?
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>>152916127
Can I get some source on these?
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>>152916227

https://clyp.it/kwk1lxok
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>healer keeps bitching in the main chat that his team is useless
>eventually quits
>guy isn't healing for shit
>still blaming us
>switch to Lucio
>clutch heal
>win
>we never did get a 6th person
>mfw
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>>152915961

Use it on Roadhog
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>>152916221
Typical "intelligent" child tactics, good job projecting..... waiting for the 'kys'
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>>152915707
What show is this? I always forget to find out whenever I see that whore posted
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>>152907325
Wheat
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>>152916353
You could have just said "no" and saved yourself some trouble
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>>152916353

KILL SELF
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>>152916227
>>152916127
>>152915947
These could easily be leftovers from a scrapped gamemode.

A MOBA mode at this point is laughably unlikely to happen.
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>>152907325
US OF A
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>>152916227 check >>152914120
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i want to make sweet love to pharah__
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>>152916227

You do realise Overwatch used to have a levelling system with skill points that got removed for being bad for the game?

Or are you too NEWFAG?
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>>152916319
usually the ones with the loudest mouth have the least impact on the game.
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just got a 13 deadeye kills card

not sure if i ever seen an X deadeye kills card before
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>>152916354

She's an illustration in a Japanese-English textbook.
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>>152916354
Its not a show. Its Ellen Baker from New Horizon English textbooks
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>tfw played so much McCree that I can't play any other hero besides Widowmaker and Ana

uhh

what do i do?
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>>152916407
>>152916353
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>>152916407
md5 filtered

>>152916403
phrase filtered
still waiting for it
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>>152916434
Most of the voice lines were added with the Ana patch.
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Native American Pharah is the cutest with those braids.
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>>152907325
i rock default everything because it;s the best
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How is a stealth hero even gonna work in this game?

Please tell me backstabs isn't a possibility here.
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Should I just go pure healslut next season? I feel like I'm less mad when I lose a game as mercy for some reason
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>>152916317
>>152916452
Can I get the actual MULTIPLE files you're referring to?

>>152916471
Nice Engrish.
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If you are the only healer on the team, and you pick Ana, you are a fucking asshole

This hero is a meme healer, and everyone who plays her is bad
>>
>>152916615
I hope to fucking god backstabs are a thing for a melee hero if headshots can be critical for some ranged heroes
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>>152916595
The anime for this just started this season, its actually pretty comfy.
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>>152914407
Sprinter. T. Racer with Golden guns though.
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>>152916701
Maybe. You shouldn't get fucked over for rating points anymore as well.
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>>152903503
i would say you are the type of player that cant aim but still tryes, fails, but still tryes to be useful
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>>152916714
https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/4ta9lc/i_went_over_all_available_voice_files_on_the_ptr/

>INB4 Reddit
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>>152916701
>I feel like I'm less mad when I lose a game as mercy for some reason
Probably because you're too busy jacking off to the sound of her heels clacking on the ground to be mad
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>>152916615
invisible to the same degree as ghosts/dt in sc2 probably
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>>152916819
Nene-chan a shit though.
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>>152916764
If you're complaining that the only healer on your team is Ana and you don't switch to a healer yourself, you're a fucking asshole.

>>152916849
>2016
>INB4
I'll check 'em though.
>>
>>152916615
Shit game 0/10 Konami Fuck off
>>
>playing zenyatta for the last week to babysit low level friends
>Pick reaper today
MUSCLE MEMORY IS REAL
54 elims jesus
>>
>>152916764
>waahhh theres no healer
>waaahh the one they picked i dont like

Overwatch fanbase really is 14yo moba players.
>>
>>152910438
>he's been asleep for almost 24 hours
more like "put into a coma by Blizzard execs"
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>>152916861
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>>152916584
Does this mean Reaps is her father? Mexicans are basically Native Americans with some Spanish blood mixed in after all.
>>
>>152915961
If you are sitting behind a rein, you can tear down the other rein's shield really quick using 2 missiles and like 3 mags to usher a good push.
>>
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>>152916615
>stealth hero

Great, as if genji and hanzo weren't cancer enough.
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>>152916849
>inb4 reddit
It's sad because half the time you want to look for something, it's all on reddit. Because everyone else goes there. Since it's "accepted" to go to Reddit and not look like some weeaboo asshole like 4chan users. Even though Reddit users are no better, if not worse.
>>
>>152917021
yes, absolutely, in fact it's going to be covered in the next comic
>>
>>152916764
>join a qp match
>pretty okay team comp at first, so pick Lucio
>nigger picks Ana right after
>even though we already have both a healer and a sniper
>refuses to switch off
>I get triggered because I just had to deal with a 2 Ana team
>pick Mei instead
Ana mains are the worst people in existence. This is a fact.
>>
>>152917021
I doubt it, Junker D.va is a thing, doesnt mean shes relating to trash bandicoot and avenie swine
>>
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>attack Widow
>does absolutely nothing the entire game but feed the other team endlessly
>spams attack the objective
>never changes
>>
>>152917021
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>>152915338
I'm not convinced. Post another.
>>
>>
queue takes 2 mins

ded gaem

rip
>>
>>152917209
>THIGH THIGH THIGH
>>
new comic when?
>>
>>152916901
How can I switch to a healer when I'm our only tank?
>>
>>152917092
The fact that you made a separate post just to justify posting a Reddit link is pretty fucking sad man. Get some self-esteem.
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>>152917292
>New comic comes out
>It's another fucking Ana one
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What did I get?
>>
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>>152916556

Better filter this one, too.
>>
>>152915378
MÃ¥rran
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I know about the edgy Reaper player collection, but do we have one for autistic Genji shitters?
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>going through the mined sound files
>hear this
https://clyp.it/gi4jv4bp
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>>152917395
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>>152916849
I can't find any of the MOBA-esque lines.
I wanted to hear them before making this argument but things are pointing out more towards some sort of co-op mode involving wave of Omnics directed by Sombra or something of that nature.

But who knows? Maybe they plan to have the Omnics be the bot things that go through the lanes and God Programs be the towers (I don't know anything about MOBAs, closest I've gotten to one is Super Monday Night Combat.)

>>152917353
Go back to spawn, hit H, click on a healer.
Also, why are you yelling at the one healer instead of the 4 DPS?
>>
>>152917395
BOX ONE: GREY, GREY, BLUE, GREY

BOX TWO: GREY, BLUE, PURPLE, GREY

PURPLE WILL BE TAUNT FOR YOUR LEAST USED CHARACTER
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>>152917395
Legendary coins and rattle me reapers bones
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>>152917384
I'm okay with that
>>
>>152917558
Cute Mei spray tho
>>
Reaper vs S76 MGRR-like final fight when?
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>>152917376
I'm not that guy. I was just chiming in why you basically have to link to reddit half the time for shit. I don't like it myself. I dislike reddit in many ways. But I swear half the time I try to google something, half my answers are on some reddit post. Or they at least help in some way. And lately it's been OW shit just for clarification.
I wish things weren't like this.
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>>152917418
>autistic Genji shitters

Why did you say the exact same thing 3 times in a row?
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>>152917156
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1orhiiJikun
>>
>>152913641
>>152914882
i was talking about her streaming the missions but thank you
>>
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>>152917536
That's what happens when best boy forgets his coat
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>>152917536

That's Lucio getting frozen_.
>>
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Warm off the presses, boys.
>>
>>152917558
>>152917395
I guess the voice line is alright.
>>
>tfw favourite lore character is bastion
>get bullied for playing him
>also really like Genji lore wise
>despise people who play him

Hmmmm
>>
How do I get consistent oneshots with Roahog?
>>
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>>152917536
https://clyp.it/e2muomzy
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>>152917729
That's been around for a while tho
>>
>>152917682
is this the same """""""female"""""""" amber from xivg who etches memes into their skin
>>
>>152917209
Is that you Starchy McGee, acclaimed /5N@F/ comic makerâ„¢?
>>
>>152917682

Female voices aren't just male voices with a higher pitch, ya know?
>>
>>152917617
Why does SFM always fuck up the eyes? Nobody ever fix that.
>>
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>>152917418
only one I got
>>
>>152917860
this desu
>>
>>152917729
where can I find more from Shadez?
>>
>>152917838
yeah I know, I just re-encoded it to 720p and removed the sound.
>>
>>152917682
Your voice work is fucking pathetic, the croak in your voice gives you actual gender away like a fucking red flag. Fuck off if you're not even capable of actually trying.
>>
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How does this image make you feel?
>>
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Literally all you have to do, /owg/.
>>
>>152917839
YES

>>152917860
>>152917918
>>152917956
-_-
>>
>>152917780
Whale noises?
Omnic whale noises?
>>
>>152917982
Disney got weird since I grew up
>>
help I need more widowmaker art
I got all the good ones off of sankaku already
>>
>>152917995
>YES
please keep the skin etching and the shitsheets off this general thanks
>>
>>152918001
I dunno what whales you've been hearing.
>>
>>152905093
That is a cute bear!
>>
>>152917876
THIS. Pharah doesn't even look like Pharah. SFM Pharah's stare doesn't pierce my soul.
>>
>>152918105
Play with me then :^)
>>
This game is literally unfun in solo queue
>>
>>152916764
>Hanamura defense
>we have a mercy and Zen
>I have gold for 3k healing at the end of a round by just playing ana as crossbow medic
?????
>>
>>152918184

Would be better with augmentations.
>>
>>152918331
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>152918292
You're doing it wrong then
>>
>>152918331
You haff ruined bears.
>>
>>152917729
that's like the only half-decent SFM porn i have ever seen

they always put so much work into everything but the facial animations, and those are 100% the most important part

bonus points for tensing up during orgasm instead of ragdolly, drooly-ahegao stupid bullshit

ahegao is truly the worst kink because it has no basis in reality
>>
>>152918227
Don't blackmail the general now.
>>
FIVE
>>
>pharah is not an amputee
>lucio has real legs
who is the next character to be confirmed not crippled?
>>
>>152917993

stop shooting while she melts your face, great tactic.
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>>152916764
Ana can be a great healer if you're not a scrub who has no idea how to use her, I outheal every Mercy/Zen I play with, and if you're playing with a friend who you can boost, it can be fun as fuck


You do play with friends, don't you?
>>
>>152918493
GUYS
>>
>>152918493
FUCKING
>>
>>152914120
well, heroes of the storm was an abstract failure so maybe they'll get it right this time
>>
>>152918508
isn't lucio a manlet? may as well be handicapped.
>>
>>152918227
post battlenet tag
>>
>>152918292
Make some friends then famalu
>>
>>152918634
>>152917682
>>
>>152918508
Torb, Genji, McCree, Junkrat and Symmetra are all the ones with prosthetic limbs so everyone else is whole unless you want to count how Ana had an eye implant.
>>
>>152918629
5'3 isn't manlet, he's taller than D.Va
>>
>>152918820
5'3 is manlet anon
>>
>>152918820
Anything below 5'10 is manlet.
>>
>>152918820
Anyone shorter than 6'1 is a manlet anon.
>>
>>152918820
6'4 is the cutoff
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>>152918820
>he's taller than D.Va
How tall is D. Va?
I've seen them side by side on the victory screen and D. Va looks like an inch taller.
>>
>>152918629
he's a trans man
>>
>>152918820
Anybody shorter than 6'8'' is a manlet.
>>
>>152918820
5'3'' is super manlet, any shorter and you're literally a dwarf
>>
>>152908916
sleep tight reap tight
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>>152918820
>5'3 isn't manlet

Hahahaha, if you're under 6'4 I feel sorry for you.
>>
>>152917729
>wearing shoes in bed

ree, there's not enough overwatch FEET content
>>
>>152918903
>>152918907
>>152918951
>>152918979
>cutoff kept getting bigger

>>152918994
I'm 5'3. I feel like a dwarf already. If only I looked like Torb.
Fucking /fit/.
>>
>>152918820
>He's taller than D.Va
Isn't D.Va about 5' 6"? I can't seem to find the bios with the character heights on them.
>>
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>>152918954
>>
>>
>>152913641
Isn't Lucio 5'3?
>>
>>152918820
5'3" is absolutely a manlet. The average American woman is like 5'6".
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>>152918954
She's somewhere around 5'4" but doesn't have it listed on her reference kit like most of the other heroes so you're left with estimates
>>
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>>152918820
>5'3
>not a manlet
>>
>>152918820
if you aint at least 7'1 ur a manlet get your facts straight
>>
>>152918820
D.Va is a womanlette
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>>152919064
What is this, a picture for Torbjorn?
>>
>>152917415
Yeah the Groke.

Shit scared me as a kid, but not as much as the Lady of the Cold.
>>
>>152918820
>2016
>not being 8' even as a woman
Wow look at this midget.
>>
>>152919082
how tall is Ana?
>>
>>152919238
>>152919238
>>152919238
>>
>>152908916
sleep tight reap tight
>>
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>>152918820
>5'3 isn't manlet
Keep telling yourself that Frodo
>>
>>152919062
D.va's never been properly listed
Even in >>152919064 (Nice res there btw)
She's pasted in after the fact by some one else
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>Imperial units
Americans
>>
>>152919072
Why are American women so short? They're breeding machines for supreme gentlemen at that height.
>>
>>152919082
What kind of fucking monster is Roadhog?

Better question, why is Reins armor so small?
>>
>>152919060
>if only I looked like Torb
Quick, someone post that torb potg webm.
>>
>>152910243
top tier bro
>>
>>152919438
Roadhog probably has Pacific Islander ancestry, they are known for being beefy motherfuckers.
>>
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>>152907703
>Thinks Mystery Man is the best
>Not knowing Banana Man exists
>>
>>152919475
The parody potg one?
>>
>>152918820
>5'3 isn't manlet
5'3/5/11
>>
>>152919689
Yes, that one.
>>
>>152914120
Welp.
>>
>>152910724
>implying I've stopped crying
>>
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>>152919846
>>
>>152919060
same
i'm 5'3

whenever i start lifting i get disheartened instantly

nothing will ever make me stop being a both figuratively and literal subhuman
>>
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>Look for match
>2 Hanzos 2 Widows
>Leave
>Hanzo, 2 Genjis and Bastion
>Leave
>3 Hanzos
>Leave
>5 Widowmakers
>YOU ARE CLOSE TO RECIEVING A PENALTY

Fuck off blizzard. Maybe stop matching me with shitter teams
>>
>>152920318
But you can look like Torb! It would be something at least.
>>
driders make the best of waifus
>>
>>152920528
that would not make my waifu love me
>>
>>152920646
Now you're just depressing me here...I want to have hope!
>>
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>>152920595
>widowmaker is based on a black widow
>counting her headgear she has 9 eyes instead of 8

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>152920791
the life of a "man"let is one of depression and self-hatred

the sooner you accept it the better

hope will only hurt you
>>
>>152908916
sleep tight reap tight
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>>152914718
>>
>>152920940
I won't! I will continue to find my Zarya! One who has a fetish for short guys.
>>
>>152920940
>tfw 5'7
Am I in the normal zone?
>>
>>152921198
whereas men can like variation in women (tall, short, athletic, chubby, etc), women don't

if you're short, you literally do not exist as a male to them

the idea of a relationship with you further than friendship is inconceivable, no matter who they are
>>
>>152921230
I think average is like 5'9 or '10

so pretty much
>>
>>152921375
You're breaking my heart. Mostly cause I know this is mostly true. Most women, whether this is just subconscious or conscious, like men taller than them. I've talked to multiple people about this too. One girl said, who was a coworker, "Oh, being short doesn't matter", but then went onto say she wouldn't date someone shorter than her. My boss at my last job tried to say how he's short, like 5'7 I think, but still got a hot ass playboy bunny model. And yes, she was very attractive and can believe she was. But guess what? She was shorter than him still.

My parents have tried to say the same thing. Yet my mom is still shorter than my dad and stepdad.
>>
>>152914120
isn't this shit really old?
>>
>>152908916
sleep tight reap tight
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>>152908916
sleep tight reap tight
>>
>>152922318
We exist to suffer mate.
Our lives are just so tall people can feel that no matter how bad they are, they'll never have such terrible and awful lives as we do.
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