/owg/ - Overwatch General

Post QTmaker.

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Cutest and best pairing

First for mercy

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>>152866881
Hana Song

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>>152866881

Why are reapers lines referring to refrigerators?

Right, this is where I picked up the damn ingrate.

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#KarlForOverwatch

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>>152866970
Mercy/Genji

Frosted Butts

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>5%

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Fareeha!

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How dead do you think this game really is?

Any cool apathetic asexual weebs want to be my friend and play with me?

>>152866925
It's a reference to an old NBA announcer; something about the game being cold and closed already, like "dang that team already won"

There's a YouTube clip of it somewhere

>>152867035
It's a quote on a commentary from a basketball game. It's an example of unfunny American humor.

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what the fuck?

>>152867064
Fuck off weeb.

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So I figured out the Overwatch storyline and Sombra's motives guys, listen up.

On the 23rd of August, Blizzard was hit by "Error 132", which shut down their servers. In the Overwatch timeline, the first Omnic Crisis happens 30 years into the future -- 132 years after the start of the First World War.

Both the first and second Omnic Crises bear some similarities to the first and second World Wars. The 30-year period between the two conflicts corresponds roughly to the 27-year period between the later stages of World War 1 in 1918, and World War 2 in 1945, the times at which casualties were at their heaviest.

Also, most of the conflict in World War 1 took place on the Western Front in and around Germany, which is where Eichenwalde, "The site of one of the most famous battles during the Omnic Crisis", is located. Conversely, the conflict in World War 2 was centred around the Soviet Eastern Front, and the Second Omnic Crisis is currently taking place in Russia.

The most well-known Omnic religion is that of the Shambali, based heavily on Buddhism and Hinduism. Both of these religions believe in a system of reincarnation and both of them use the swastika as a symbol (later appropriated by the Nazi Party).

My theory is that reincarnation exists in the Overwatch universe, with souls returning to the mortal plane after 132 years in some sort of spiritual purgatory. Once the Omnics advanced past a certain point, where their AI processes could support sentient life, they were inhabited by the reincarnated souls of those who died in World War 1.

The idea of reincarnation being a thing in the Overwatch universe seems less outlandish to me when you look at Zenyatta. His abilities (especially his Transcendence) are pretty crazy even within the game's futuristic setting, and aren't really explained in any of his lore, opening up the possibility of his powers being supernatural.

Mercy/soldier

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>>152866962
Sadmaker

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>>152866926
Roadhog: Can't have you dying on us, doc. Might need you to patch me up later.
Mercy: Ah, so that's it...wait, can't you heal yourself?
(Roadhog withdraws cooly)
Mercy: Hmph. Danke, Herr Mako.

>>152867064
>How dead do you think this game really is?
Not at all? I can get multiple balanced games against different opponents in Australia in the dead of the night on a weekday. I can't really say the same of any other FPS.

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>>152866881
>>152867061
>meanwhile, on the blizzard forums
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20748914910
There are people still sucking the Sombra D and complaining that we shouldn't still be hyped

>>152867132
HEIL HITLER

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>>152867178
Fartmaker

>>152867132
Now, the fact that the Nazis used the Hindu and Buddhist Swastika as a symbol for their party suggests to me that they somehow knew about the reincarnation of human souls. This could also explain the high number of suicides by Nazi officials towards the end of the Second World War -- they knew that they would eventually be reborn.

This brings me to Sombra, whose name is Spanish for "Shadow". While Spanish is used in Dorado and many believe her to be Mexican, it's also the dominant language in Argentina, where many ex-Nazis fled after the second World War.

The number 23 shows up a lot in the Sombra ARG -- Blizzard was DDOSed on August the 23rd, and Sombra would be the 23rd Overwatch hero. The number 23 also shows up in Pharah's backstory comic, in reference to the God Program Anubis.

God Programs are sentient AI with the power to corrupt Omnics. When corrupted, Omnics' eyes turn red and they become violent. This happened in Pharah's comic and Bastion's lore video.

The God Programs appear to be the driving force behind both Omnic Crises, with their ability to corrupt Omnics and the omnium factories that produce them. It's not clear how yet, and my personal theory is that they do so by triggering Omnics' violent, subconscious memories from their past lives, which means they may be the key to accessing these memories. (The "secret" which Junkrat discovered in the abandoned Australian omnium could have something to do with this.)

I believe that Sombra is the descendant of one of the former Nazi officials who escaped to Argentina, and knows the truth about the afterlife in the Overwatch universe. Her aim is to hack into and reactivate the God Programs in order to create an army of Omnic neo-Nazis, restore Hitler's lost memories to his Omnic reincarnation, and usher in a new Fourth Reich.

This might be a difficult task though, considering that Hitler's reincarnation is currently wandering the forests of Eichenwalde.

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>>152867129
>>>/out/

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>>152867135

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>>152867095
What the hell?

Is that for real or are you having us on with an edit?

>see an enemy Mercy just standing there letting herself get hit
>imagine that they're playing that stupid healslut game

>>152867262
Why does he look 15 years old?

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>>152867254
Bonus pic

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>>152867261
Says the basement dweller.

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>>152867095

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Have I gone too far?
I typed in the match chat "switched to Sombra (was _____)."

>>>/pol/
>>>/pol/
>>>/pol/

Get out of my board

>>152867135
Ana/Soldier

>>152867353
Nanomachines, lad.

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>>152867317
happened to me as well

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>>152867254
Are you an idiot?
The Nazi chose the Swasdika because it was used by ancient Europeans...

>>152867210
>tease new hero for months
>hints that lead to no information on her at all
>finally a countdown to what could be a reveal
>it's another fucking countdown
If the clues led to information about her abilites or lore than it would be ok but getting shit like "you like games son? here's another" is stupid

>>152867262
more

Gambler or Riverboat?

>>152867370
>>152867357
>>152867254
>>152867132
>>152867475
>Overwatch Hitler is an Omnic Crisis veteran that got gassed by the bots when they tried to invade Germany
>used to be war buddies with Reinhardt so the guy has a huge blindspot for the would-be neo Nazi

>>152867460
>>152867095
dafuq

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>People proudly showing off their ranks that's anything below Masters
Why the fuck did they reset the PTR ranks? This placement algorithm is fucking terrible

>>152867460
>>152867395
>>152867095
What am I looking for

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>>152867552
KARLFOROVERWATCH NOOOWWWWW

>>152867565
7 players on a team

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvFX-G3PJwY

Thoughts?

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>>152867521

>>152867565
7 players on one team

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Is it possible to destroy D.Va's mech before it explodes?

I just ulted and the mech vanished after 1 second.

>>152867674
No

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A PRONOUNCED VAGINA

Shit nigger. They actually modeled it.

>>152867557
It was only like that at the endscreen though. it was a normal game with 6 players

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>>152867460
Right then.

What do you guys think of 7 v 7?

Think it could work or would it throw the balance way off?

>>152867645
>Degenerate music.
>SFM.
END YOUR EXISTENCE.

>tfw no 5cp 8v8 map

how the fuck are you supposed to get the path is closed achi?

>>152867701

Then what happened?

>>152867648
>>152867262
Source?

>>152867721
Quick play should be 8vs8

>>152866970
Symmetra/Junkrat
Mercy/Genji
Lucio/D.Va

>>152867729
This.
I hate SFM, it's cancer.

>>152867598
At last post the comic version of him.
Anyone have the picture of him in a trench with 2 aks?

>>152867650
Oh, I want this to happen to me

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What do you guys think of this recent thing?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmJNSlN_OB4

>>152867776
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>be Mercy
>enemy Zarya and Rein chase after me
>Zarya retreats when seperated too far from their group
>Rein keeps the chase
>win 1v1 against Rein
Man Reinhardt is useless without his team. I was wanting to get better with him though, so does anyone here have any tips? Sticking woth your team seems like one.

>>152867859

Le forced animation unfunny western shit.

>>152867859
felt like they could have picked a better song

>>152867859
Has anyone made a gif of Reaper as Squidward flailing around in that Spongebob episode yet?

>>152867859
I think I need a gif or webm of Reaper doing that handsome Squidward twirl

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>>152867598
Why do I like this idea?

is there a /vg/ overwatch group place to play together?

>>152867980
With the way it was animated, you could probably make your own version with whatever song you like with some light editing after you downloaded the video.

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>>152867645

>>152867353

That stuff they pumped into him has to be good for something

what's better in the ptr:

Lucio + Zen, or Ludio + Mercy, or Lucio + Ana?

Ana x 76 is cute

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>>152867704

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>>152868270
>console

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>>152868031
>>152868085

>>152868172
There's a discord that people can use to group up for games, and it's pretty active.

https://discord.me/owg/

>>152868252
Lucio zen still

Mercy isn't as bad as she once was but they're clearly superior still

>>152867837
>Symmetra/Junkrat
Where are you getting that one from? I understand the other two, but not that.

>>152867704

No they didn't. That's just the where her two legs met. It's super common to cheat in that area if you think the model has no reason to flash others (See: Lina in Dota2).

>>152867353
Why do you think he wears the mask?
He got a big ol babyface under that, thank you experimental super soldier roids.

>>152868365
Is Ana just straight useless?

How do you check what the updates for the PTR are

Anime sucks

>>152868331
I have it on both PS4 and my PC but I can't get this particular angle on my pc

>>152868415
Agreed.
Fuckers who throw away their culture should be hung.

>>152868270
You can almost see her bellybutton.

>>152867859
>Genji, Roadhog, McCree
>All notice him doing the ult
>Nobody stops him
Fucking QP.

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A night in Cairo

Pharah buffs when?

>>152868383
it's an order/disorder sort of thing

i don't ship it but that's the main appeal

>>152868410
She has her moments but comparing strictly to them she does the worse job.

With mercy's hps buff ana's hps isn't worth having to hit every shot when mercy does around that without the risk

What's in the 400 MB update?

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>>152867932
Sounds more like a case of that Reinhardt being terrible as well as underestimating Mercy's pistol.

As far as tips, just try to keep a level head when you've got a team to protect. You have to constantly remind yourself that you are quite literally the teams shield, and what good is a shield if the first thing you do in a fight is throw it at your enemy?

Knowing when to charge and where will come with time, so until then, try to avoid doing it willy-nilly.

>>152868143
Holy shit he looks based as fuck.
I want him as a class.

>>152868415
MowtenDoo go away.

>>152867095
>7 players on the other team
>Mei freezes 5 people for a total of 3 seconds
>winning Anubis attack in 2:17 in a 6v7 with a Mei on attack
So much wat in this picture.

>>152868364
It's not filled with failed normies and neurotypicals is it?

>>152868510
Lemon party.

>>152867772
Basically, you have to be against a symettra that's doing well enough to put down multiple teleporters, but you still manage to destroy them almost as soon as they come up so she has to keep doing it. Ideally the symettra player would also stay symettra after the first point is taken, but that almost never happens.

I got it on Dorado, killed 3 tele's at the 1st point, last one was put there when the payload was like 5 feet from the objective. Best to be a flanker and go over the wall on the side. I've got about 170 hours on this game and I just got it yesterday, it's just a matter of recognizing when you have a shot at it, which is almost never, and then focusing on nothing else that game.

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>>152868415

>>152868563
Kaplan's collection of futa mercy doujins

>>152868560
>Ana
>Risk
She's still got the best burst healing in the game and unlike the others can patch herself up just as well as anyone else. Her utility is amazing.

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who /ratfucker/ here?

>>152868510
now i'm thinking of that king of the hill episode where hank walks in on his mom having sex and goes temporarily blind

>>152868336
Amazing, thank you

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Post mei thighs

>>152868645
Reddit full of weebshits though.

>>152868336
I kind of want it as Squidward with just Reaper's mask and guns though..

>>152867135
I play Soldier a lot and the only person he has a human connection to is Ana.

>>152867549
help

>>152868510
That's really really sweet anon.

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>>152868718

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>>152868629
>mfw would link people to lemonparty, hai2u and meatspin all the time back in the day

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>>152868670
Cutest couple?

>>152868742
>uncensored

THE MADMAN

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>>152866962
>dose beautiful blue cheeks
>qt smug face
>hot French lines
Why is she so perfect? Always diamonds when playing her.

sic transit gloria mundi

>>152867095
6v7 too strong
0.6 seconds too freeze an enemy too strong

how is Soldier after his buff?

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>>152868832

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>>152868789
Yep.

We're all slowly dying anyway.

>>152868653
If she can hit the shots then yes she's the best but that's a huge risk. You want something more reliable, aoe healing and speed boost are too good to pass up and a 30% debuff on an enemy is too. Even picking mercy after the buffs is a bad idea comparing to their 2.

>>152868415
This

>>152868742
>not censoring it
SOMEONE LOCK HIM UP

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>/owg/ derailing to /pol/

>>152868962
For a second I thought that was a fat tracer.

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>>152868789
>7th grade
>have no idea what sex is yet alone that two men can do it
>class jokester tells everyone to go to lemonparty.org for cool party tips

I was so young, innocent and full of spirit back then. 10 years later, here I sit as a borderline NEET posting over and over about which fictional characters I'd like to fuck. What happened? What went wrong? How did I allow this?

>OVERWATCH HAS STARTED AN UPDATE

>>152868582
You should watch Hellboy, he's a bad ass in it.

>>152867704
Nothing new from Blizzard. Have you ever seen the high elf statues in Dalaran?

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More Melee heroes when?

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>>152868817
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Friendly reminder.

>>152868364
i am in, so i post in the LFG? or offtopic is fine also if i want to play with others?

Should I buy El Blanco or Mariachi? I like the black more because it feels more legit Mexico, but it would just be black Reaper again.

>>152869092
Could be worse, Anon.
>best friend wants to try out something he saw in his dad's movie

>>152869256
genji should have been one

>>152869256
MEMORIES BROKEN

>>152867095
Is this some new ranked ""balancing"" feature?

>>152869340
Did that happen to you anon?

story?

>>152869271
reminder about what

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>>152865825
>Widowmaker needs to be brainwashed after some time to be kept loyal
>procedure is so painful not even anesthesia dulls the pain
>instead they induce hard, constanr orgasms to her to mask the pain

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Genuinely felt bad for Reaper by the end

Even with all of his trickery and paying dearly for his cunning,Mei still fucks him over with spicy shaved ice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5W0n-5UA8w

>>152869081
Thanks for finding my new fettish.

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>>152868718
I only got mei tits, that's okay right?

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Who hates it when this happens?

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>Play NA QP
>"Lol it's just QP, who cares xD"
>Play PTR ranked
>"Lol it's just PTR, who cares xD"

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>>152867251
Babymaker

>>152869312
In LFG.

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>>152869534
Yeah, fucking sucks m8.

>>152869534
Lol it's just a videogame, who cares xD

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>>152869489
Go for it

>>152869534
just uninstall the game until ranked is back and stop ruining the game who just want to have fun you fucking autist

>>152869534
they're right though

if it isn't ranked on live then you should just take a chill pill, bub

>>152869408
>story
What's wrong with you?

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>>152868670
Junkrat is cute! CUTE!

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>>152869271
Friendly Reminder.

>Reaper: "I'm clearing the area"
>Pharah: "I'm clearing the area"
what does it mean?

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>Still at 5%

There are people in this thread right now, who stayed up for it all night.

>post yfw

>>152868784
>You'll never be smothered by Mei.

Why do I even wake up each morning..

>Wake up
>5%
Never ever

>>152869642
>Play against 3 Genji
>Lel so much fun xDDD

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>>152869659
Actually I want to comfort him because something similar happened to me. But with my autism my words come out wrong.

fuck this thread is making me sad

>>152869571
salsa?

>>152869391
THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN

So do skins and other things in PTR carry over to the normal game or not?

If not, what happens to gold you spend in PTR, if you buy an emote say, will that only affect your currency in the PTR or will it affect both?

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>>152869571
Spiderbaker

>>152869571
Where's the dick?

>>152869092
what's lemon party.org? is it a cool site? should I go there?

>>152869723
kill yourself.

>>152868874

Low time/enemies frozen just means that mei was actually a team player for once and setting up kills for her teammates (IE she slows them down team mows them down) instead of running around looking for duels like a worse McCree (like 90% of people who play mei). Those enemies were fucked long before they were frozen.

>>152869752
Nothing from the PTR carries over to live.

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>>152869680
its simple

>>152869534
>casuals playing casual team shooter

Shock horror. The real question is: if you're the only guy on the planet taking it seriously, why aren't you winning every game you ever play with your utterly superior tactics and work ethic?

>>152869745
THE UNENLIGHTENED MASSES

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>>152869761
Inside her, rubbing against her walls.

>>152869680
The only logical reason is that Reaper raped Ana while she was already pregnant with 76 baby, causing all of their super DNA to combine into the perfect specimen that is Phara

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>>152869758
studebaker

>>152869752
Nothing carries, go wild

>>152869797
Alright cool, so I can spend gold and not have to worry?

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>>152869384
>SHOW ME A GOOD TIME, SHIMADA

>>152869840
Where's HER dick, I mean.

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>>152869673

I had a really bad day. I need more Junkrat.

>>152869729
I was top and he doesn't seem to remember it so it's fine.
Right?

>>152869878
Yes, even just test it with a 25 gold spray if you're that worried

>>152869848
Turns out everyone fucked ana, farah is the collective genes of all the overmatch personnel.

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>>152869878
Correct.

>>152869680
Doesn't Pharah say 'rocket barrage incoming?'

>>152869854
god
Dat hanzo

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>>152869735
rule34hentai.net
Widowmaker tag.

>>152869926
Why would she have a dick?
She's a girly girl.

>>152869967
not when she uses her concussion blast

>>152869967
She says "I'm clearing the area" sometimes when you use her knockback ball thing.

>>152869992
>She's a girly girl.
With a femenine penis?
Also
>kissing a corpse
Enjoy your diseases mane.

>>152869992
>browsing anything but sankaku for SFM

>>152869935
How old were you? If you were two kids experimenting there's no need to feel guilty. Lots of kids have done fucked up shit and grown into fully functioning adults. I'm sure even if he remembers it doesn't bother him.

>>152869967
She says clearing the area when you use her E

>>152869680
Reaper only says "Clearing the area" though, there's no "I'm".

What does THAT mean?

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>Playing Pharah
>Rockets do piss poor damage, even with direct hits
>Meanwhile the enemy Bastion ults and kills me in one shot

Why do I even play Pharah

>>152870082
>feminine penis?

penis is a male organ.

did Blizzard finally Make Soldier Great Again?

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>>152870082
Why wouldn't you kiss a girl when she wants you to?

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>>152870082
You again

>>152870138
That's not very progressive of you.

>>152870112
M A D

>>152869639
It turns out I don't actually have any other mei titties.

Shit.

>tfw junkrat is shotacon bait

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqTFgHz2_-M&feature=youtu.be

Little JUNKRAT is CUTE!

>>152870112
witnessed

>>152870112
MODS GONNA FREAK!

>>152870186
No, it's the reality. None of those pretentious bullshit.

>>152870112
Oohhhh.

>overwatch retards excited for ONE new character and ONE new map
>blizzard robs everyone during summer games
>cocksuckers will defend this

>>152870082
How is she a corpse? She's just physically modified.

>>152870082
>Enjoy your diseases mane.
She's not a corpse, just a very slow heartrate or whatever and that made her blue.

>>152870184
Hello my old friend.

Would you care for another tango?

>>152869762
Do it faggot

>Overwatch has started an update
>Overwatch PTR has started an update
What did he mean by that

>>152869340

Lol I used to jerk off with a friend when were both 12. Eventually we ended up fucking each other in the ass. Later he murdered a retard by strangling him with a cord. He was pretty stupid.

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>>152870112

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>>152870213
He's 25 nigga.

he's probably gonna be dead by 35 from the radiation ;_;

>>152870190
Zarya is cute, CUTE

>>152870112
>you're

>>152870272
>blizzard robs everyone during summer games

Didn't realize they forced you to buy boxes.

>>152870112
delet this

>>152870291
>>152870294
>Oh she isn't a corpse
>She's just a walking disease factory not unlike a corpse thanks to her lower body temperature
Enjoy your leprosy mane

>152869818
Joke's on you, I was until they reset the fucking ranks in the PTR. Now I have to work all my way back again with these autistic team mates, it's just not worth the effort since it will be wiped anyway

>>152870337
IT MEANS

S O M B R A

>>152870272
>robs everyone during summer games

That's funny, I didn't get robbed since I never paid for the boxes.

>ONE new character and ONE new map
>thinking we'd get 5 characters and 10 maps at once

leave

>>152867210
I agree with him, they need to fucking release her instead of bullshitting around with this for months. What have we learned in all this time? That Sombra speaks spanish, is a hacker, and has a skull logo? fucking fascinating

>>152870305
Your last retort was "nope". I think we have exhausted this topic!

>>152870357
>he's probably gonna be dead by 35 from the radiation :)
If the tumors don't get him first.

>>152870272
>Retards gave Blizzard hundreds of dollars for lackluster cosmetics in a first-person shooting game
>Blaming anyone but themselves

I hope the limited edition skins continue, it's like a retard tax, with all proceeds going to new content for my video game that I don't have to spend a cent on.

what's the rudest thing you can type into chat that ISN'T gg ez?

>>152867487
Honestly the theory floating around that Sombra isn't a new character, but a God AI like the Anubis AI from Pharah's comic makes more sense. The whole
"...Establishing connection...
...Sombra Protocol v1.9 started...

...Transmitting information to active omnics..."
Sounds more like a virus than a character.

I'm betting we're going to get a Mann vs Machine type of mode.

>>152870371
>>152870439
They rob you of time, mang. They should never have allowed exclusive duplicates.

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>>152869992
>posts that webm
>why would she have a dick?

If I buy the Origins version physical for PC does it just come with a redeemable code or something?

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>>152870112

Weebshit was a fucking mistake.

>>152867087
It is a comic book quote, you idiot.

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>You wake in your bed next to Mercy while she quietly sobs

>Anon, I'm pregnant, its yours...
What do?

>>152868742
fuck i didnt save it
give sauce pls

>>152870601

That's actually Koreaboo shit.

>>152870551
No, MvM ended up being pretty boring, a new hero would be much cooler

Plus, Reaper implies that Sombra is a person
>If only Sombra were here
>You had better hope that Sombra can get some use out of this

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>>152870542
>she puts it back in

>>152870523
What's the matter, you can't handle a simple answer for a simple truth?

If she wasn't a corpse then how do you explain her constant need to murder to feel alive hmmmm?

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>>152866881 Hoping to see if anyone could help me find a short fan made music video that had McCree/Widowmaker in a SFM with the song "STARSTRUKK" by 30H!3. It's about a 13 second video that was on a Facebook page called "TracersBooty" but the page has been deleted and the video is nowhere to be found.

>>152870545
ez gg

>>152870625

My apologies, I don't follow manchild media.

>>152870594
It has a CD too, and a cool looking box

>>152870687
>cum
>go limp
>BONERS NEVER DIE
>it becomes hard again
>she puts it back in

>>152870112
She has no clit...

>Mei's ult is now massive and unblockable
>She gets ult absurdly fast
>She can't miss icicles anymore
>Speed boost gutted so escapes are impossible

Guess I better get good at the most braindead fucking class in the game.

>2 more patches
>0 patch notes

blizzard please

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>>152867648
>>152868742
>>152870112
>>152870542

Wasn't this board SFW?
Not that I'm complaining.

>>152870695
What explains my constant need to drink to feel alive?

>OW is now updating
>second later
>OW is now playable

STOP

>>152870695
Tell me my friend, how many corpses do you know that kill people to feel alive? How is this a definitively corpse-like characteristic?

Just got another PTR update, they've been fucking constant

Why does Pharas rockets do no damage with direct hits? People who can aim should be rewarded.

>>152870831
>She can't miss icicles anymore

but they didnt change her icicles

>>152870859
You're a very thirsty corpse.

>>152870879
Reapers also a corpse and he kills a lot of people.

>>152870881
>>152870872
Gee, I wonder why a test server would have regular updates.

>>152870669
MvM wasn't too bad, I just don't think Valve handled it very well. Should have had more maps come out for it. Or did they? I stopped playing TF2 a few months after MvM came out.

>>152870642
Celebration sex

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>>152868789
>goatse is down

>>152870992
Except it wasn't on PTR

>>152870996
like two more maps came out. MvM got dropped just like every other experiment.

>>152870545
That one time I watched this one genji dude taking his time to measure the basketball to shoot for the hoop.

(Mei) proceed to punch the basketball out of the way and typed ;)

>I get ganged up in chat for being an asshole and shitting on me for being terrible in match

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It's been a while since I heard some McCree facts

>>152871024
MORE ARYAN CHILDREN

>>152870642
It's not mine because I never had sex with her

>>152870625
http://youtu.be/XVi98BZ2OwA

Nope.
Chick Hearn from the LA Lakers.

>>152870941
they changed projectile hit boxes

>>152870859

Lack of alcohol addition resistance genes.

>>152870996
it basically became nothing but a hat farm, it simply got boring even with the new content they put in

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>>152870529
>Junkrat gets weaker and sicker every day
>has no idea what's real anymore
>it gets to the point where he's stuck in bed pissing and shitting himself
>one day Roadhog carries him outside and tells him to look at the sunset
>Roadhog tells him all about his plans for their next heist
>Junkrat smiles and nods, unable to speak anymore but clearly happy
>Roadhog shoots him in the back of the head

>>152871107
i guess i must've missed the patch notes

>>152871086
Mcree is a cowboy.

He smokes an actual cigar.

Mcree has a nice beard.

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>Overwatch has started an update
>Overwatch is now playable
>PTR: Overwatch has started an update
>PTR: Overwatch is now playable

>>152870831
at least now her M2 deals damage when you get a clear shot, god that was infuriating

post mercy comic link pls

>blizzard drones have to sit here and defend their bosses all day for free

>>152871086
McCree is in a homosexual relationship with Hanzo

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>roll through the enemy in numbani up to last point
>somehow fail to break through after 6 minutes

How can people accept this kind of defeat

>>152871176
it's on the PTR right now

>>152871086
His former mentor was Reaper aka Reyes, the traitor.

>>152871161
just look at the flowers junkrat

So with the upcoming rank changes how fucked am I if I'm a rank60+ player but only play the game with my rank35 friends?

Am I gonna have to stay out of comp entirely?

>>152870963
But he isn't doing it to feel alive, he's doing it out of anger and thirst for revenge. He's actually very full of strong negative emotions, while being dead, much unlike Widowmaker, who is alive, calm and smug.

>>152871369
Think of dem rabbits ;_;

>>152871315
aren't they writing patch notes about it then?

>>152871032
I bet there are still mirrors out there

>>152871372
you literally can't play comp with them anymore, the game won't let you

>>152871372
They changed it back because people kept bitching about it so you're fine

If they realoly wanted to stop smurfing then they would remove the underdog system, the cause of it

>>152871086
McCree is better than you.

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>>152871372
It appears as if they're taking that back

>>152871397
So you are saying that widowmake is more dead than a literal ghost man?

Sounds pretty dead to me mane.

>forums claim pre-nerf Genji was able to effortlessly wipe entire team solo with his shurikens alone and when he used his ult he became a nigh invulnerable god killing destroyer of worlds
>say he's still just as powerful
Maybe I've been doing it wrong

QP is so fucking gay.
What's the best hero to carry the weight of 5 people with?

>>152871307
Yes pls

>>152871086
McCree is cool and doesn't afraid of anything

He says "high noon" a lot

He carries a tumbleweed in his pocket wherever he goes

>>152871086
McCree is a gay cowboy

>>152871541
uninstall your game and wait for your autism mode to come back

>>152871161
>"Tell me about the rabbits m8."

>>152871541
zarya
hog
reaper
mcree
dad

>>152871491
What's Master tier?
Master tier is from 3000+?

>>152871541
Mercy, clearly.

>>152871372
>Be Diamond
>Keep getting paired with gold shitters
You're fine.

>>152871541
Just pick widow and go for mid airs.

>>152871157

The problem with TF2 is that they started jamming frivolous content in at the expense of playability, while simultaneously having no meaningful variety.

It was still interesting when they were adding one new weapon set to each class every few months, but then the mass updates came and even remotely serious play became impossible.

>>152870418
Body temperature is not the only thing that separates living humans and corpses, doofus. Widowmaker is very much alive.

>>152871498
he still is able to. i never used the combo and i still did alright. the ult is still good enough to get a 4k and stagger the enemy team

>>152871372

Play quickplay with your friends and stop fucking over people who want to take ranked seriously.

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When the fuck does the new map go up?

>>152871667
>Can't be diamond and group with bronze
>Can match with bronze as diamond
Nice system blizzard

>>152871704
RIP ski man.

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>>152871157
>>152871063
Well that sucks..

>>152871618
3500+

>>152871682
Death spasms doesn't mean the corpse is alive, its just muscle spasms bro.

>>152871704
Did he died?