/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

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>ITS A "ANON THINKS EVERYONE IS NULLFAGGOT AND GOES ALL CAPS TOO" EPISODE

>whats up guys nation im your host leafyishere i love your all faces and see you in the next one

Or is it not the retarded shitposting thread?

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>using a thread as a way to "get back" at some random poster
that's that gay shit
anyway, more guns when

>>152587446
>shitty lowres anime crop
It's nullfaggot alright

>>152587534
>railgun when
>kuruma insurance removal when
I would some more attachments for guns or el'jefe armor vest for everyday outfits

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>>152587534
you can install fivereborn and have modded weapons and vehicles and even CUSTOM SCRIPTED GAME MODES

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>>152587801
>he won't stop shilling

and its all 100% FREE

to give you and idea of just how well fivereborn works, ill have you know that the game will run after simply copying and pasting the game files onto your computer!

thats right! you can distribute GTA V FREE! all you have to do is fucking copy/paste! no install needed!

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>>152587980
>he wont stop cucking himself
why wont play a more fun version of gta v? its fucking free and loads the game in literally 1 minute and 40 seconds. would

>>152587998
>next station is: botnetcentral.jpg

>>152587998
gee thanks for educating us proles that piracy exists
i had no idea that you could actually give out files without paying, this changes everything

>>152588163
with nullphaggot, it's the botnet express

>>152587980
>he would rather play a loading screen simulator
FiveReborn loads me from double click, to third person view in about 1 minute.

id like to see the shitpile rockstar coded come EVEN CLOSE to that type of load speed.

>>152587534
>anyway, more guns when
Never. GTAO has enough content. GTA6 NOW.

>>152588281
suck me silly

>>152588163
>baselessaccusations.png
better buy a shark card and forward your next paycheck to rockstar! that way you will be safe from all those viruses!

>>152588375
what

>>152588139
>free
So I DON'T have to pay to have my server hosted?
>more fun
first of all, that's subjective
second of all, what if I find doing crates in a lobby with 29 other players fun? Can I do that there? Will more than 1 guy that accidentally joins and instantly leaves join?

>>152588259
yep, I also enjoy extremely low-res maps instead

>>152588414
i want more GUNS

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>>152587620
As much as I love custom gta 5 servers, I don't think they are stable enough for actual fun stuff except for "Le dorito epik may may!!xdd!!"

>>152588281
>GTAO has enough content.
lel

maybe if you cucks would install multiplayer mods that support custom content you wouldn't be so starved for new things to do.

FiveReborn server when?

IT IS FUCKING FREE

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>>152588431
>second of all, what if I find doing crates in a lobby with 29 other players fun?
I don't have a dog in this race, but I just KNOW that you don't find that shit fun.

>>152588431
yes it is free,
yes the mod is stable (except when launching, once it gets going its fine),
and yes you can actually play for long periods of time reliable with 30 other people without seeing them constantly desync.

FIVER REBORN FIVE REBORN

>>152588398
desu, the load time thing seems to be the only advantage at this point.
But then, i can load a solo lobby on legit gtao in a minute so its the same.

Otherwise i would be missing out on a lot of shitty features. Come back when its not a weekend scriptkiddie project anymore.

>>152588431
>yep, I also enjoy extremely low-res maps instead
wait, what? im running the game with all settings at 100% @ average 50fps

it is loading the full game detail in 1 minute.

the only low-resolution maps in FiveReborn are the user-added ones that are modeled after mountainous Japan roads for drifting servers.

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>>152588523
take mine

>>152588579
Who's gonna pay to host gtag's """free""" server

>>152588604
Also what stops everyone from using trainers (or menus or whatever is the name for cheating nowadays)?
>>152588710
>and yes you can actually play for long periods of time reliable with 30 other people without seeing them constantly desync.
so the same as GTA:O, except with fraction of a fraction of a single percent of the entire GTA:O userbase, sounds like I sure will get 29 other people to play on my server!

>>152588805
>desu, the load time thing seems to be the only advantage at this point.
no, at this point you can do the following
>custom game modes in LUA script (use your imagination there)
>custom vehicle models
>custom maps to load on your server

the mod will be what you make of it.
its a sandbox.

>>152588919
there's an official trainer that everyone has installed

>>152588896
>Who's gonna pay to host gtag's """free""" server
great question.
other general threads manage to host servers. i personally have a tower i could use as a server but not near enough bandwidth.

>>152588896
>pic feelings
>when a normie visits /vg/ he feels the same

wtf i hate fivereborn now

>>152588919
see pic in
>>152587801
there are plenty of people playing, even right now on monday at mid-day when the normos are supposed to be working.

and you can use mod menus easily to have all sorts of Fun(tm)

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>>152589047
haha ebin
>make a deathmatch server
>wait 4 hours
>guy joins
>we agree not to cheat
>he cheats anyway
>kick him
>wait 4 more hours for some russian XxXдoлбoeб-cyкa MASTER.XxX guy to join
>he spawn 999999 cars in my map
>server crashes

>>152589038
Im a lazy neet, i aint gona make any custom shit anytime soon.
The only gamemode that could gain traction would be some shitty zombie survival crap, even if its a stale meme these days.

Right now, gtao offers more and this shit will be killed off before it could become a serious contender.

>>152589293
wtf i hate GTAO now**
>>152589313
thats generally not how players go about playing with each other. if someone wont turn of godmode, or is being a nuisance spawning a million buses, THEY CAN BE KICKED AND IP BANNED FROM YOUR SERVER.

>>152589514
Which is what I said, I kick the cheating guy, 4 hours later someone who can just crash the server instantly join, sounds like fun time

>>152589514
in his greentext scenario, he already mentioned banning the cheater from his server

learn 2 read

>>152589441
>killed off before it could become a serious contender.
you cant kill an idea without killing the people who hold the idea

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Rate my car, /gtag/

>>152589601
>>152589608
which might happen, so you IP ban them. you will spend less time worring about random trolling niggers than you will about merely staying connected in GTAO.

your time NOT spent loading GTAO will make up for any time lost to trolling niggers.

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>>152589778

>>152589836
let me know when you want to make good use of that 65GB on your hard drive

>>152589628
gtao on PC made over 200 mill $ profit last year. They made it clear that they would pay millions to their lawyers to chase down these tiny online mods instead of spending a few thousand on fixing the game.

Its a nice idea but who is going to do it? These goys will jump out the moment they get a mail in their postbox. Its not 2009 anymore, modders can spend their time making content for better games much more easily.

>>152589681
>gta 5 feltzer

>>152589681
can't even tell what the fuck it is but it looks riced to shit so 0/10

>>152589681
get better rims. The feltzer, especially with the cosmetic upgrades, needs industreal/racing rims, not high-end/luxury rims

>>152589778
All the time I save loading will be lost waiting for someone to join and scripting the damn gamemode in the first place, not counting time spent learning the scripting
>worrying about merely staying connected in GTAO
Literally not an issue
>>152589951
>hard drive
It's not 2000 anymore, gramps

>>152589956
the fags running the FiveReborn have made it clear they aren't going to comply with any legal bullshit. just like TPB and isohunt, FiveReborn is here to stay.

>hey made it clear that they would pay millions to their lawyers to chase down these tiny online mods instead of spending a few thousand on fixing the game.

this is why we should have car-bombed take two last year. greedy fucking jew nigger kikes, the lot of them.

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ungh my diiiick

>>152590221
Now that's what I call edgy. By the way, I will laugh out loud (LOL) when you get arrested for this post. Dumbass.

>>152590035
But I'm not high level enough yet to unlock those

I literally spent ALL my money on this car

>>152590127
All the time I save loading will be lost waiting for someone to join and scripting the damn gamemode in the first place
god forbid anything good in the world take a little effort. where do you think the code for five reborn came from?

>>152589681
>people unironically drive the shit tier v feltzer
>putting EXTRA shit on top of the uglyass bodykit
>using custom tires
Zero out of a possible 100

>>152590414
You can't even quote properly and you lost the 1 point you had which were the loading times

Hey, maybe try reddit, you can even make your own subreddit there, I heard

>>152590221
That nice but as i said, most modders will avoid it. It wont have any world breaking custom gamemodes and without those it cant compete with the legit game.

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>>152590359
>arrested for posting on the internet

>>152590389
lol, should have just left them stock then. Just save up your money, and buy one of the endo style wheels, the rough weld, it the ice kid wheels and give them a dark shade.

>>152590565
looks like you went off topic a little.
>>152590568
plenty of modders are already interested and invested into fivereborn. there will only be more servers of higher quality form here on.

>>152590579
Hey now, it happens. Only in the "Free Democracy" kind of places but it happens.

>>152590579
>being this new

a number of people have been arrested for posts on this very site

>>152590762
>feds are going to die trying to put armed citizens in jail over internet comments
perhaps in a slightly more cucked country, maybe cananda.

The whole Vanilla GTAO vs. OpenMultiFiveRebornMP fiasco reminds me of the Windows vs. Linux rivalry.

One is run by a big company, is full of security holes, and openly exploits its users for money, but is the de facto standard because of widespread adoption.

The other is an alternative coded by a small but enthusiastic group of programmers that would theoretically support anything if anyone actually bothered to use it.

>>152591075
DONT OPEN THAT CAN OF /g/ HERE

>>152591075
One is used by NASA.

The other is used by scriptkiddies worldwide who want to feel like EPIC HAKKERS.

I know which I prefer.

t. Masterrace GTA: Online player

>>152590928
>feds are going to die trying to put armed citizens in jail

LOL

Stop reading 4chan so much. America has a gun issue, but most people aren't about to get into a shootout with cops over internet comments.

That would make your sentencing worse and give you attempted murder charges on top of said comments.

>>152591075
>>152591230
If you aren't running gta5 through a windows VM on a Linux system, you are a cuck

>furries roleplaying in strip club
>enter with gl
>no more furries in strip club
>bounty, mercs, pickpocket follow
>can't stop giggling

it's too irresistible when people group up to fag out like that.

>>152591282
>t. Masterrace GTA: Online player
hahahaha
>>152591320
>America has a gun issue
KEK, it couldnt be the niggers could it? OH NO ITS THE GUNS THAT ARE PROBLEM!1

this is how i know you are a poor little european serf whose only purpose in life is to provide an income for the State to harvest.

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>>152591408
>hates furries
>is in gtag

>>152591528
>KEK, it couldnt be the niggers could it?
Was it a black man that shot up a movie theater or a grade school or abortion clinic? Wait

Back to /po/, you edgy little child

>>152591372
if you arent running FiveReborn on any OS,
basically
you're fucking retarded

>>152591408
>fursecution in gtag
-grabs you by the throat- back the fuck of!?!?

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>Tfw furry
>Tfw no way to display my passionate hobby without going full retard and putting on a fox mask

Rock* pls add dog dick car spray paint

>>152591528
>is against 'masterrace' term
>pulls the 'nigger problem'

shitty /pol/ troll 0/10

>>152591636
please don't make me post the charts showing gun violence rates by race.

also, all thos eshooting happened in those pesky "gun free zones"

you know criminals see the "gun free" sign and think "OH BOY, THIS IS GOING TO BE A TURKEY SHOOT" right?

children died because we protected them with a fucking sign.

>>152591780
>is against 'masterrace' term
no nigger, i only think its retarded to apply master race to GTAO

you may as well say African niggers are a Masterrace..

fucking dumbass making me reply to your bullshit

>>152591792
you're terrible at this, to be a good troll, you need a consistent stance.

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>>152591792
Go ahead and post your cherrypicked images along with the images citing dubious sources.I don't care and am done responding to you anyway, shitposter-kun. I'm leaving to play GTAO.

>>152591760
with trainers in fivereborn you can change you player model to a literal animal model. bird player models can even fly around.

>changing into a chicken and driving around a fire truck never gets old

>>152592030
>im going to ignore the data and blame guns! also dont forget to racemix goy!
gas yourself kike
>>152591920
you must have misread something. ive only been spreading redpills as far as i can tell.

>>152586960
>this entire thread
What the actual fuck guys.

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>>152592210
traps :3

>>152592189
then you will have to five up 3DMAX and model your own degenerate little suit and import it into the game yourself, fag.

>>152592406
https://exhentai.org/g/579514/29c1f4fcc1/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7tOAGY59uQ&feature=youtu.be

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>Ironic furries making things worse for us actual furries (again)

I bet you fags don't even have f-list accounts

https://www.f-list.net/c/melissa%20butterscotch/

>>152592406
Nah, I went on vacation for a week.
But
>11 posters before me
>almost 90 replies
krop was right all along. Cya

>>152591571
>thinks i'm in gtag
>>152591717
>thinks i'm talking about gtag and not the furry crew

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If you don't play standard GTA Online, you are un- American.

FiveReborn may let you play with mods and have wacky epic fun time, but only GTA Online lets you fight back against America's enemies, the Russians and the Chinese, and strike down the Communist menace!

>>152592030
>America has a gun issue and no amount of facts will change my retarded opinion!

>>152592926
>If you don't play standard GTA Online, you are un- American.
Good.

>>152592881
Fuck off, krop.

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>>152587534
Wonder if we could meme an M16 into the game

>>152592926
you could easily script a fivereborn gamemode that literally simulated a Chinnese invasion of Los Santos.

any takers for my idea?

>>152592864
i bet a furfag like you hadsnt even graduated to beastiality yet. do you even mare?

>>152593312
>being the """idea""" guy

fuck off and don't talk to programmers ever again

>>152593521
damn nigger that was sort of my joke

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>>152593417
>Mare

Gross.

I'll take my animals anthromorphic or dog and maybe big cat sized thank you very much.

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>>152593290
>underslung M203 option
I'm rock hard rn

>>152593819
>This is MY human. You may have your other humans, but this one is MINE.

>>152592864
>No
>Consensual
I'll never understand fetishfags

>>152593819
muh dik is too big for any cat and pretty much all dogs soo... muh mare.

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>>152593885
All of my yes

>>152593819
>>152594038
>fucking actual animals

if you are fucking something that isn't sapient, you may as well just fuck a hole into your drywall

>>152592864
t. Esther

>>152594228
t. Person that has never fucked anything alive that wasn't his own hand.

>>152592864
>GTAO has a car called the f620
>furries have e621

coincidence???
8spooky16me

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this fucking general sometimes

>>152594598
That's probably why they named it, but I'm surprised I never caught it. Rockstar has all their car names like that, fro the obvious BJ-XL to the 9F (F is the 6 letter in alphabetical; 96=69)

Friendly Reminder:

Beastiality is how we got aids n shit

so don't do it mmm-kay

>>152595136
>rockstar probably named a car after a furry porn site
R U Joekign

>>152595347
R* names many cars after all sorts of sexual references, and always follow the shift up a letter, and shift down a number philosophy. Compare it to other car names, and it lines up too well to be a coincidence.

>>152595294
No, niggers fucking monkeys is how we got AIDS. That's not bestiality, that's incest.

>>152595724
That's actually not true, m8.

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>>152587534

You only need one.

>go into deathmatch with a pistol
>still piss on people because they can't aim headshots for shit

>>152597045
Don't tell me what I need, dad

How do i play custom race playlists on ps4?

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>>152597469
>ps4

>>152597469
You have to log on to Social Club on a browser because fuck making custom games accessible.

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>>152597220

When you've hunted as many crooks, villains and rapscallions as I have, you may say a thing or two. Until then, only one.

>>152597636
Forreal?

>>152595294
dogs and horses do not have AIDS, nor do they contract it.

the only way you are getting AIDS from animals is if someone that already has AIDS fucks the animal you are about to fuck right before you, and then you fuck the same animal. who shares animals tho?

which means you may as well have fucked the person with AIDS lol

>>152598358
>He doesn't share his fuck monkey with his friends

>>152598485
thats why african niggers are dying of AIDS anon. they share goats and shit.

>>152598542
Not everyone is fortunate enough to afford their own goat, anon. Check your privilege.

I can't believe I'm reading this shit

>>152598645
i am now imagining african niggers checking each others goat privilege. they day this happens in africa and not niggers slaying each other for ownership of goats is the day heaven and hell freeze over

africa is more likely to be exterminated by the chinamen, or carefully managed by a white minority for once, than to be made into a leftist hellhole.

>>152602818
>look mommy I posted it again

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Does anyone want to play online?

>>152603126
No

>beat the initial pile up
>first the whole time
>some faggot stuck in last
>sits in the entrance to the tunnel at the end of the lap
>get fucked by it
>1st to 6th
>lose 20k

Youfuckingsperglordgoddamnassfaggotshitter

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>>152603047

>>152603858
I'll never understand why they don't just make cars facing the wrong way or under maybe 5mph have no contact.

>>152602818
fuck off nullphaggot

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http://www.strawpoll.me/11056291
http://www.strawpoll.me/11056291
http://www.strawpoll.me/11056291

Please vote. Interested in seeing the results.

>>152605993
>all these voltic votes

You just liked how it sounded, didn't you?

It does sound really cool.

>>152605993
I don't even open these things

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>>152604803
>(You)

there are people in this thread right now that think:
>HIV did not come from SIV
>that viruses cannot infect multiple species across a broad range of genotypes
>that multiple animals can't serve as vector chains for human specific viruses
>that viruses don't mutate fast enough to allow 3 diffrent types of SIV from 3 separate primate species (only one of which was a great ape) to mutate into 3 strains for one species (human)
>that retro viruses can inscribe their genome into the main genome of host and wait for years before bio-computing reactions trigger the creation of new retro viruses

omg take a micro-biology class

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>>152606865
What does any of this have to do with video games?

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Do you think the snow will ever come back?

>>152607574
it always does

>>152607574
I heard if you remove all the trannies from /gtag/ it would cause snow to return

>>152607574
R* will probably make a script that allows it to happen after they stop supporting the game.

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>>152607639
I wish it could just be toggled on. I always loved the snow.
>>152607664
>trannies
When will this meme end?
>>152607684
I hope this is the case. I hope GTA Online 2 is better than what we have now.

>>152607021
it has to do general, it's VG: Video Games and Generals

>>152606663
I bought it because I like Teslas.
The sound is indeed very sweet, though.

>>152607849
>When will this meme end?
When dumb tranny posters like you leave

>>152607849
>When will this meme end?
When GTAO gets a proper character model and face editor options for """""female""""" characters so they don't look like trannies anymore.

>>152609093
or you could git gud at character creation sophia clone

>>152609223
Your Sophia clone looks like a tranny.

>>152609296
every sophia clone looks like a tranny.

I guess I'm done with this game. Rockstar just banned both of my accounts. One was legit, 60+ days played, tens of millions of dollars and everything I needed. 3 warehouses, full of crates for when I needed to sell for more money. My second character I was working on got a shitload of money dropped on it about a month ago and it just now got banned. How fucking shitty of them to get rid of my fucking legit character too.

>>152610896
>Thinks his second character is another "account"
Good riddance to retarded rubbish

>>152611027
it was another account. A completely different gamertag.

What's the fastest car in the game fully upgraded? Don't care about the price.

>>152610896
bye anon. I'll miss you.

>>152613797
A ferrari with the doors up.

>>152614278
He said car not plane

>>152610896
>>152611508
Stop lying

>>152611508
Just because your character had a different name from the other doesn't make it another account.

Can someone help me out - every time I try to update the game, social club will start up then immediately give me an error that I can't update because social club is running. Obviously if I close SC, the update stops.

I don't understand how these dumb kikes can make an error for updating their game.

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>do crates with friends
>do a quick headhunter with a jet in between
>other org helis flying around, me not bothering them and them not bothering me
>suddenly, light green org decides to lock on and shoot missiles
>ask him why cause I didn't bother him at all, even stopped the initial target strafe
>no response, keeps locking on
>have to kill him to kill the target
>continue doing crates, leaving him alone
>he constantly uses ghost org to try to get us but he always gets shot down
>keeps coming back even if we tell him to fuck off and bother someone else
>do crates again
>still keeps coming back for some otherwordly reason
>everyone annoyed as fuck
>finally manages to kill me
>23-1
Just what in the world is wrong with these people? Why don't they take the fucking hint?
Hell, not even a fucking hint, we told him to fuck off several times, yet he kept coming back

>>152617840
>chinese/russians
>thinking they use logic for anything

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>>152617840
I like to think these people are just actual retards. It pisses me off that they don't just leave and do something else, since fighting in Freeroam is boring and accomplishes nothing.

Also fuck cheaters.

>>152618083
>I hate cheaters, and I'm a hypocrite.

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>>152618239
How am I a hypocrite? I only used menyoo for a few cars, and outfits. I haven't used glitches or cheats since I was banned months ago.
People who activate invisibility, godmode, and an aimbot are just human scum who remove any semblance of fun that may have been there.
Pic related is another scumbag, using an invisible torso glitch in an attempt to skew PvP in his favor.

>>152618083
He was a prick Flib.

On another note, I hit someone in a jet today! I had 5 stars and was usuing a Titan to fly away but I had 2 engines stalled and my other 2 were smoking, I was almost at LSIA but some guy in a jet blew me up. No bounty, no crates, he just went for me for no reason. So I say fuck it and start taking potshots with the heavy sniper, maybe make his jet stall. On about the 5th shot I actually hit the shitter for about 90% HP.

He called me an aimbotter and left the session. Felt good

>>152618723
Congrats Zephyr.

If someone kills their group mates after a heist setup, can they pick up the money the other players got as reward? I keep driving away as fast as possible to avoid exactly that.

>>152620107
Not that I know of. You only lose money in your wallet if you get mugged, which is done through LD

>>152620107
every time you die you drop $500, if you're carrying cash

that's it

Reminder hospital bills and cash dropped on death wasn't capped at $500 until a couple months after launch.
Idiots will complain about this.

>>152622964
I honestly wish they hadn't, it makes dying such a cheap affair now. You don't even have to worry about depositing your money because you won't ever lose any significant amount. That's not even talking about your magic cell phone that makes ATMs a worthless feature.

>>152623126
I was around at launch. I deposit any cash immediately out of habit.

Hey, has anyone else noticed that the fender options for the Futo on PC appear to be gone? Or is it just on my end?

>this guy who doesn't think we'll wait all night for him to get off his yacht

He does not understand our autism

>>152625032
inb4 he switched lobbies after making you wait all night

>sniped with explosive uzi from guy in a car 1.5 miles away
>"upload a video and prove to me i'm hacking"

i don't get it. when did they become even more stupid?

>>152625449
Because they know Rockstar doesn't even look at those videos anymore.

>>152625449
video evidence doesn't matter if you report them in-game, the in-game report function records a fuckload of unseen information and is more than enough to get someone banned

>medals for successful reports when

>People who activate invisibility, godmode, and an aimbot are just human scum who remove any semblance of fun that may have been there.

People who put those features in the menu are equally scum, and you supported them for it. Which indirectly makes you scum.

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>PC problems

>>152626067
>Meanwhile on consoles you have to play with either built in aimbotting cheats or by yourself.

>>152626215
You say that as if it's worse than literal godmode noclipping players blowing everyone up with the press of a menu click.

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>this guy complimenting us on our tight knit squad

Crafty, please post that screenshot before you leave tonight.

Hello.

Is the gtag crew active? I need a crew.

>>152628272
No. All the cool people left. The only people who still play are furfags and autists.

>>152628435
I see. What crew do I join now.

>>152628479
Have you checked out IGN yet?

>>152628479
One that is actually active, and not filled with aspies. Look around.

>>152606865
the version of HIV that horse get is called EIA, and even on the rare off chance that your horse got the virus, it would be very ill and likely be dead shortly

oh yeah, and humans are not susceptible to the EIA virus.

please pis off with your misinformation about horse fucking.

>>152628272
Yes

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tfw I get off when the sun is still up now so have more time to play with my own timezone
you can see mt chiliad, irl Mt Diablo (San Andreas version) here to the left of the sun (in gta V it's based on Mt Whitney outside LA)

so people taking your guns away and everything else is back but hackerbux is gone what the fuck

Friendly reminder that menu users past and present are a blight on the community.

Yes. You sir are a blight.

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>>152632124
That's nice to hear.

>>152632124
You say that literally every time I walk through this hallway shithead

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Man, I miss some fun stuff. u_u

>>152629295
1) Humans can't get SIV either, the virus mutates when inside the primate to infect humans due to random chance. Swine flu is a common example on how diseases mutate quickly to human.

2) EIA is a retro-virus, so it has the same rate of mutation as SIV and HIV. However, the chance of mutation is still greatly reduced compared SIV as horses have a diffrent immune system of herbivore. Still, the chance for mutation exists since mammals use similar immune systems in genral.

3) you are right about the EIA expressing symptoms early in infection, it's why it's not EIV. However, my post did not strictly apply to HIV, even if it was the prominent example. Other diseases can mutate and spread by bodily fluid, making new human diseases.

Nothing in my post was mis-informative. You could have easily said that as long as horse is kept in good conditions, and receives healthcare, that the chances of creating a new disease are basically null. However, you didn't do that; you went on a tirade about how "horsesex is 100% and you're just a hater." Sex is like guns, it's fun, it's ingrained in our psyche, but if you do poor maintenance or discipline, you're a danger to society.

>>152632901
Begone! Skiddy, I cast you out into the cold black. I name you unclean.

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>>152627489
What screenshot?
If you're talking about this one, I just barely missed the notification when he died.

>>152633384
>that slight turn away when they think the missile will hit
my sides

>>152589681
nice. needs different rims though

How do I join in the circlejerk?
Who are your favorite circlejerkers?

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>>152634307
I don't have one, I don't know.

>>152634697
>Nessi was a menu user the whole time

I don't want to believe

>all those webms of hax

nice community you got there, PCucks

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Sabre Wagon when?

Is there a setting I'm missing to stop the pop in grass ? I want it to just be rendered without me noticing.

>>152636908
>playing with grass

What is a busta?

>>152637306
You a busta, busta ass nigga.

>>152637306
Busta Compact is a car that's only available for returning players

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>>152636908
Turn grass to normal for best performance. Grass is a CPU killer.
>>152637306
Niggers use it to describe a person or thing they dislike.
>>152637451
>pic related

>>152637306
Someone who claims to love GTA:SA but doesn't even have Big Smoke's order memorized.

>tfw still no comet classic

>>152637968
That's a nice picture of the single player returning content but I'm not sure why you posted it since it has nothing to do with the Busta Compact only being available online to returning players.

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>ordering graphics card, going to get on after im done ordering it
>finish, realize everyone leaves to that cancerous le ebic shields and power ups faggotry game overwatch
>try to play anyway
>shit on savage for a bit
>alt f4

Getting off earlier doesn't help if you don't get on right when you walk through the door, I guess. I should beg for a morning shift, t b h.

>>152640094
>orders a graphics card before a functional mouse

DUDE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YA DOIN LAD

>>152640258
escaping the 3.5 meme

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>>152640094
>Tell everyone you have no will to play while ordering your card
>Saltpost about them coming off GTA

>>152640526
I know who you are, faggot.

>>152640094
"I don't have anyone to play with cause of this stupid crate job!"

"I won't play with you guys if you're not playing GTAV!"

Like pottery

>>152640836
Just as long as the game doesn't have shields and death orbs floating around the corner.

>>152640935
Name a game other than GTAV that you have played with other GTAG people.

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>>152640094
Rough.

>never namedropped
>never shown in webms or screenshots
>go crawl through steam profiles looking at screenshots
>show up in a bunch of them but they never get posted

;-; i just want to be noticed

>>152641151

>>152641151
i know who you are and you're a faggot

jk i don't play with you guys i have no idea who you are at all

>>152641007
>>152634501

>>152641151
>i just want to be noticed
No you don't. If someone namedrops you, a shitposting autist is going to start going on about you even though he doesn't know you

>>152641725
This, even if all you do is help people

>>152641725
MpJens

>>152642764
Fuck off flib

>>152641725
Crime

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Enjoying some fine fucking wine while ya'll are got nothin' but your whine.

>>152587104
fugg, I just realized that cowposter was deported from this thread :'(

>>152643002
fuck of max from fidlar

whats the most surprising thing to happen in gtag

>>152643095
When Blater turned out to be a girl

>>152643043
>cowposts are deleted
>nullphaggot shills are left
>puchi is left
>circlejerk whining is left

fuck this general

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>>152643074
i didnt even know this band existed

I based him on Rorschach from Watchman(if he were a psychopathic criminal rather than a psychopathic vigilante)

>>152643162
A hairy girl.

I'm surprised Boss_Panda stuck around for so long. I thought he woulda gave up a while ago.

>>152643043
I liked cowposter, they always got on nullphaggot's nerves

>>152643237
Vigilantes are also criminals in the modern world.
So you're in the clear.

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I should've let it die.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUvyqAQrFcw
W A S T E D !
A
S
T
E
D
!

Has there been any news on single player dlc or another online update ?

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What's an easy way for someone who's not played for a long time to get money alone? Apparently I only had 64k left after I upgraded my cars and shit back after doing the last heist.

>>152649374
Sell the cars you never use
Be a CEOs slave
Get 3 friends to grind heists or 1 friend to grind Fleeca
Hackerbucks are dead if that is what you're hoping for

>>152649441
>Hackerbucks are dead if that is what you're hoping for

Oh, not hoping for that. I immediately quit the moment I saw a hacker in a lobby anyways.

>Sell the cars you never use

But they're all fahnny meme cars.

>Be a CEOs slave

Does that mean being an associate? Never touched that yet. Last time I played was before any "major" piece of content was released besides heists.

>find out someone in gtag is legit girl
>start day dreaming what our future would be like
anyone else??

>>152650886
who, anon

What super car has the best customization?

>>152651514
>play contact mission
>base invader with 2 randoms
>starts running me over at the start of the mission
>realize they have the same crew tag
>proceed to fuck them over for 15 minutes by fucking around and making them blow up my 20k insurance car
>"anon stop fucking around"
>proceed to fuck them over one last time by crashing the cargobob on the last minute before getting kicked

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>>152650886
>someone in gtag claims to be a grill
>proceed to not give a fuck and keep using this garbage game to distract me from lief

next update when?

>>152649586
he means buying and selling cargo

you need to own an office and at least one warehouse though, that's a 1.25 million minimum investment (~3 if you wanna make the most of it)

shame you weren't here last week, offices were half price

>>152652278
Sultan RS, it's not for racing tho

>>152640094
you aim like you have muscular dystrophy

what are some fun tuners?

I blew through several millions for several karin sultans and are now looking for more. I already have the elegy of course, and the sabre turbo, anything else?
another sports would be cool, the elegy just got so many parts. maybe the viper, but it's another super

Hello. What does it take to join the gtag crew? I already requested an invite.

I'm new to the game and your sticky said it's best to play with a crew.

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>>152654172
>>152652278
karin sultan purely for style, but not if you want to finish first, true. when I compare the sultan to my ETR1, I beat my best times by several seconds.

I have some people who like them, so we race them against each other for fun, especially rally races are made for that car

>>152656539
Apply to the crew, and post your name and which crew you applied to here.

>>152656623
PC Crew

Fuegonasus and magic_miLes

We tried playing the game with pugs but we can't even get past the first Lamar mission without the two other guys either getting killed or dc'ing.

>>152656696
Got you both

>>152656763
Thank you

I always thought 1000$/per minute, was a stable amount to pursue when wanting to gain money.

Is it a good number?

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>>152656539
>>152656623
>>152656696
>>152656763
>>152656784
This is probably the most normal and nicest conversation I've ever seen in this general and I've been here for two years.

>>152657178
fuck you

>>152657310
That's not very nice.

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>>152657178
>>152657335

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Poor Hank can't catch a break. Go for a walk, it starts pouring.

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>>152656696
if youre still struggling, drop me an invite

SC: Nirah_

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So, how is Entourage even supposed to be the remotest bit enjoyable for the assassins? The moment the bodyguards/VIP realize their sniper rifles are basically one-shot kills, how are the assassins supposed to do anything at all? I haven't seen the assassins win a single round yet.

>>152657726
A lot of the asymmetrical game modes are horribly unbalanced, and Rockstar almost never patches stuff. Entourage, Hunting Pack, and even Team Deathmatches are all poorly balanced.
Par for the course, I suppose.
>>152656696
>>152657558
If you guys still want help. I can help too.
t. Flib

>>152657558
>>152657906
Thank you. I'll invite you guys as soon as we start. Just don't wait up because we're not sure yet when this is.

>>152657726
Bodyguards have limited lives. VIP has single life. Shooting the vip at close range with sawed off shotgun is one way to win for assassin's

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>>152657946
Post in the thread when you're gonna start. If it's not soon, I might fall asleep. Just a fair warning to you.

>>152658127
Yeah alright, just don't let this keep you up.

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what's your best, /gtag/?

>>152657726
The trouble is they made it a game of "How Not To Be Seen"

Someone should make a new pastebin

T20 only costs 20k to blow up, that's probably some sort of cap.
CEO doesn't seem to regenerate above 50% health, not alone atleast.

>>152659071
Only bodyguards regenerate health fully, while being in CEO circle

>>152659071
How much does the X80 Proto cost to destroy? Is it the most expensive?

>>152659372
20k is the cap

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guise
guise pls
guise
my armored kuruma is gone
guise
its gone
no kuruma
guise pls
guis
no tank
cant grind for monies
guise pls
kuruma why

>>152659561
End your life

>>152659561
Probably got reported for griefing. No more quick pacistan for you no morse.

>>152659721
i dunno lol
maybe becuase i parked a street car in my garage
>>152659862
desu i only kill reds and bounty. my mental state has never exceeded the from white

>>152659862
Now that would be a kick in the nuts if R* were taking kurumas away from people who use them to breeze through PacStan

Time to play Mafia II MP, I'll go to FiveReborn later.

>>152660304
Nobody cares, shill

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>>152658224
I've been up all night. I think I am gonna go to bed. If you want to try those Lamar missions this evening, I'd be up for it. Best of luck.

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>when you leave and no one notices or cares

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>Sony increased the price of PS+
>Will have to give up GTAO when I stop resubscribing

RIP this general, you fucks will wither into nothing without me.

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>>152661073
Don't feel so special. We've been dying for a long time. At least the deathbed is comfy.
>>152661064
Maybe if you posted your name, people would know who you are.

>>152661073
>consolecuck
you brought this on yourself fag

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Hello from Russia

>>152661073
Literally who?

>>152661385
Literally the life support that keeps this general from getting 404'd from inactivity.

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What killed the general?

>>152661073
>having to pay your ISP for internet access
>then having to pay Sony and/or Microsoft AGAIN to even connect to their servers to play online
Consolecucks, everyone

>>152661451
So a nobody with delusions of grandeur. Gotcha

>>152661558
Shitposting about various things, be it AIDS, pink buffaloes, console / PC wars, crewkilling apologists...
We have been dying for a long time. The IV trickle of content doesn't fucking help either.

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>>152661451

>>152661626
>All this to play a PEER TO PEER game with console controls
Top cuck

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XBOX 360

>>152661802
>>152661927
okay

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XBOX 360

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>Three years later
>Still no Hunter

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>>152662473
That would be so awesome

>>152658127
>>152657906
>>152660484
About to start the Lamar mission but I don't know how to host. Is there no sure way to come into the mission as the host?

>>152663710
Got to host.

Anyone wanna help with a Lamarr contact mission? We need two.

Fuegonasus is the host's name