/gtag/ Grand Theft Auto General

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3/4 contract missions, casual thingies anyone welcome

t. bigdave.42

2nd for Nessi's huge butt breaking the thread

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>going to a mcdonalds
>bought the shitty food
>get a text message
>seller got spooked
>need to drive an hour to another fucking mcdonalds
>finally got my food
>fucking kid in a hydra destroys my vehicle
>thanks rockstar

>>152403617
This

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I'm considering buying the game now that's on sale on Steam. How's the online community? Is multiplayer alive? Are there already dlcs worth buying?

I hope the biker DLC is a joke because that shit will be fucking garbage. There are only 3 bikes worth owning in the game and the lost all suck donkey dicks. Muscle car DLC when tho.

>>152404045
All the DLC is free, thank the shark card buyers for that.

>>152404045
Online community is literal cancer.
Multiplayer is full of fucking kids who use mommy's creditcard to buy Shark Cards.
DLC's are completely free and the only part worth playing

>>152404045
Is the multiplayer alive? Yes, there are tons of russians and chinese.

The online community is what you would expect of any free roam game. People will hunt you down and kill you for no reason other than the fact you exist.

The game has no DLC's that cost money.

why did you fuck it up? i was so happy when i searched the catalog and this shit habit of mine was finally gone and i didn't have to spend more hours out of my day arguing with people over the most autistic shit
why did you make a new thread. why do you do me like this

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>>152404296
>>152404302
>>152404369
Thanks, I'll give it a try. Have some rare portraits

>>152404710
Fuck, those are some nice portraits

>>152404296
>biker DLC is a joke
>shitboxes when tho

The irony

Only modes I play that are are sumo & wolfpack also the all others never get filled in terms of players. Wryyy

>>152404543
you seem to want attention
have a (you) to make you think i care

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>>152404964
>he drives a motorcycle
>he thought lost and damned wasn't garbage
>he feels disdain for japanese sports bikes because they outperform his piece of shit bike
>he belongs to an online MC aka Mansex Club

>>152405098
listen here cumslut i don't want attention i want to quit this shit waste of time general so i can spend more time doing shit i actually enjoy rather than shitflinging with autists all day so how about you shut the fuck up

>>152405168
The only motorcycles I have are an Akuma and Hakuchew for racing.

Muscle car DLC is equally autistic though

so now that blater is being a normal well adjusted human bean how long until he gets a girlfriend that he drags into the shitshow that is gtag and slowly destroys it with the insuring drama that will no doubt follow when these things happen?

>>152405345
okay.

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>>152405385
yeah i agree man, those civillians' muscle cars are super autistic. bro you wanna give me your number so we can hook u- i mean ride in formation together? i'll show you my patches if you show me yours ]:)

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>>152404964
>>152405385
too true... its ride or die biker brother.... ride or die.... ill send you an invite for my online mc and we can go attack some low lvls... u can ride on the back of my hexer if you like....

Mansex club is my favourite meme.

>>152405654
Except I don't drive bikes.

Did you miss the part of my post where I said "for racing?"

They literally never leave my garage otherwise.

Keep crying shitbois

>>152405654
>actually googling that shit from tumblr
I got news for you.

>>152402468
bump maybe 5 long maybe i actually would some rally race maybe who the fuck was making that cool map anyway

what? oh yeah right, anyone wants to join up with this?

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>>152406325
cheers man... ride rough hot stuff ;)
>>152406480
>search gay biker so i can get more fuel to make fun of mansex clubbers
>somehow this makes me a mansex clubber
fuck you leatherman

>>152406693
>make fun of mansex clubbers
>even people who don't even drive mansex bikes
>using the meme this wrong

More like accuse people of being Mansex clubbers because they dared to make fun of your tiny penis cars.

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>>152406991
>defends mansex update by virtue of comparing any other update to the shit tier update that the mansex update will be
honorary mansex clubber
muscle cars are literally the best class in the entire game and anyone who disagrees has shit taste

Hydra 50% off when?

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>>152407227
I wasn't defending the biker update, I was saying a muscle car dlc would be just as bad.

But do whatever it takes to make you feel better

>>152407475
never so shitters don't ruin my crate runs

>LUL shot you down with my hydra LUL

>>152407567
>I wasn't defending the biker update, I was saying a muscle car dlc would be just as bad.
which is wrong
leather club is two generals down

>>152407605
>>152407605
Maybe don't be in a public session retard if you don't want people to make money by killing you.

Do you bitch that someone killed you when you have a bounty also?

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>>152407475

>>152407751
yeah i'll just go into my invite only session to MOVE CRATES nerd

>>152407227
>mansex poster is an insecure fag from another equally bad class
Figures.

>>152407883
There's ways to get in session by yourself while still being able to move crates, faggot.

>>152407654
>googles homoerotica for shitposting purposes
>thinks his opinion isn't entirely worthless

>>152407751
>actually falling for the 2k a crate meme
good goy, destroy the potential profits of fellow players so they get discouraged and by our shark cards!

>>152407996
I don't do that pussy shit you weak ass bitch

>>152407883
>Join a public lobby
>Find a new session and block the game in your firewall when you're screen is in the clouds
>Most of the time you'll enter an empty lobby that randoms can't join unless /gtag/ or friends join you
>Other times you'll end up in a lobby with one other person and you can repeat the process
>Unblock the firewall before buying crates and enjoy grinding

>>152407928
>implying i'm insecure
i'm plenty secure in the knowledge that every single class is superior to mansex bikes
>>152408087
>images are homoerotica
are the exhaust fumes getting to your brain, leatherman?

>>152408132
>its a meme to destroy a crate and get 2k

Stop being so triggered by the fact people are trying to make money.

Maybe if you had friends you wouldn't have to worry about people fucking with you or better yet just get into a session by yourself.

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>>152408347
holy shit he's actually defending this shit the absolute madman
how much are you getting paid from R* to shill fucking with honest CEOs trying to earn some cash in this grindfest? besides the measly 6k maximum per shipment that is

>>152408580
Nigga you can get enough money for 10 crates in the fucking wait time between shipments.
2k pays for ammo and service bills.

>>152408580
Man if this upsets you so much i'll just kill you for the lolz the money is just a bonus.

>>152408776
that's besides the point you colossal tard, fucking over CEOs' cargo shipments doesn't even earn you as much as working for them would, or alternatively doing your own VIP work if you could stand to do something more complicated than 'ME BLOW UP CRATE'
congrats on helping R* sell even more cash cards tho
>>152408949
i long retired from crate runs
you're still a fag though

>>152408776
And millions of dollars from moving crates pays for meme-cars, supers, and gold helicopters as well as ammo and the bills.

God you poorfags are pathetic

>>152409054
Maybe the CEO should invite us to his organization then

Also
>if you fuck over players it means Rockstar gets more shark card purchases
God this is /pol/tard level of retardation.

>>152409306
it literally isn't though. here, i'll guide you through how destroying CEO crates leads to shark card sales
>CEO spends money on crates so he can store them then sell later
>pure profit for him, rockstar gets nothing
>CEO spends money on crates, shitter destroys them
>money down the drain, has to buy more crates draining his account further and diminishing profits, potentially leading to him giving in and buying a cash card, rockstar wins out
this is why most CEOs with half a brain and knowledge that fags like you are out there play in solo sessions, so they don't have R*'s pets going after evil players who want to make decent cash without going through the misery that is heists

>>152409754
Man its really funny how you constantly play this game yet hate the developer for not giving you everything on a golden plate then bitch when people who worked for their hydras and shit get to have fun and make money.

But nah its a jewish conspiracy and I'm currently getting 100 bucks a day from rockstar.

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>>152410104
oy... yes.... mishinge mensh... destroy those shipments with your three million dollar jet...

I love how you can always easily spot new players because they act as though literally everything in this game is not made to constantly be draining money from you. Drop 10 million on a yacht? Gotta pay the nonexistent staff. Drop millions on an office? Gotta pay that assistant. Spend millions of dollars to "own" a high end apartment? Still gotta pay rent, goy!

>>152410619
Millions? Isnt the apartment top tier with the best view only like 600k?

Crates are killing GTAO

Heist DLC when?

>>152414710
Never

WHERE ARE YOU, AND I'M SO SORRY, I CANNOT SLEEP, I CANNOT DREAM TONIGHT, I NEED SOMEBODY AND ALWAYS

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What are you guys looking forward to for the biker update?

>>152414908
balancing out weapons and military hardware
we´ll just get more useless shit though

>>152414778
I would have but you just missed us >>152402468

>tfw no screenshots because screenshot thingie wasnt running

>>152405345

Quit then you retarded sperg aint nobody gonna miss you

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Nothing wrong with being a mansex club member.

People are just jealous of how tightly-knit they are. They WISH /gtag/ was half as organized and fun.

>>152407475

Literally the last thing that needs to happen in this game.

Is it worth to get GTA:SA on Steam? Should i just pirate it?

>>152418191
Pirate it.
Steam version got "updated" which removed some radio songs.

>>152407227

>Another Buccaneer fan

My nigga!

>>152408347
>2K

In the time it takes you to call your hydra, drive to it, find the players moving crates, and blow them up, you could have robbed a store for the same amount of cash.

And it would cost less given you don't need any startup capital (200 for pegacucks).

>>152414908

It not happening

>>152418356
Thanks.

What's the most efficient way to make money with just one person and a small garage?

Fill it with single crates and sell at max?

>>152418668
>What's the most efficient way to make money with just one person
Do you actually have a CEO office or what? Because it sounds like you have to build your way up.

Contact missions/heists

>>152418823

Yeah I got the office, but that finished off the last of my old money hackerbux, so I could only get a small warehouse.

>Passive disabled in Volito, an unarmed helicopter
>Allowed in a Hydra, Insurgent, Armored Kuruma, Lazer, etc

What is the logic here

>>152419083
Drinking and flying kills.

>>152419083

> Rockstar
> Logic

>>152419083

"Fuck it" - GTAO dev team, 2014

>>152419154

But....If you're flying you can't drink.

>>152419216

Vans have Rockstar going like:

> "lel we can't code sliding doors, so vans are 2 seater only."
> Lowrider update
> "Oh hey guys, we got sliding doors now."
> Great. Will you update the other vans?
> "LOLNOPE. You Want sliding doors, turn your can into a shitty lowrider."

>>152419395
Drunk passengers shitposting on the internet kills.

>hate myself and try to do random heists with some russians for humane raids
>russian is flying the valkyrie
>desyncing all over the place and end up flying through the ocean in sandy shores before warping up to the sky
shit was crazy

>>152419458

It's also the reason why the initial non-DLC helos have their sliding doors permanently open, and yet when the Swift came out it had functional sliding doors.

Rockstar's coding is laughably inconsistent.

>been doing heist glitch with this dude and his wife plus a friend of theirs
>we're just fucking around during the time while we're waiting for another heist invite
>during this whole time they said they all have over 20 million dollars on hand and the wife just had 30 mil but bought the gold jet
>kill her during one of our waiting times and a car she stole and was going to sell for 10k
>she freaks out and has her husband kick me

Girl games
not even once

>>152420397

that is why you play with gtag girls they are like dudes but with a vagina

>>152420397
>stopping people from earning money for the lulz™

Nah, you are a faggot.

>>152420568
Its 10k when we've been making millions plus she has over 20 million


Literally make that all back plus 100% more in 10 mins

>>152420779
Every little bit counts, you massive cuntknuckle.

I wouldn't have made over 30 million if I didn't squeeze every funbuck.

>>152420868

It's amazing how players underestimate car sales nowadays. It used to be our national pass-time.

>>152420868
>rockstar are a bunch of jews!
>proceed to act like a jew

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>>152421548
I used to collect gang cars to sell in between missions on dedgen.

>>152421649
1. I don't call Rockstar "Jews"
2. I will penny pinch until this game goes offline because fuck shark cards.

Just bought this game, and it's giving me an error "unable to initialize direct x 9 device" What the hell does that mean?

Gonna run a PacStan if I get enough people on board. 20%. GTAG bros make it easy and painless.

SC: Stracci99

>Page 10
Post your characters or cars I guess

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>>152420868
No shark cards, no funny munny. Legit Clean Player. And I have a life.

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ded thread

I hear Cockstar just added a character transfer filter for the hippo players. The modders seem to be upset...

>>152426443
>character transfer filter
what?

>>152425962
when you orgasm do you let out a loud honk?

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>>152426482
Got this in my inbox, sry for shit quality. I know he is a modder and don't think he'd make this up. I don't know anything else about it...

Single player DLC when

>>152427025
Btw, I don't have a modded account. I love my character and would never ever risk getting him deleated or banned

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>Recently started playing GTA:O
>Just entered this thread, my first /gtag/
>Skim
>Mfw

Is it always like this in here?

Just bought my first apartment, feels comfy

>>152427309
Get out while u can...

>>152427025
>>152427169
That didn't explain anything. What the fuck is a character transfer filter? What are they filtering? What modded accounts?

>>152427309
yes crew is trash that you should avoid

>>152427526
From my understanding, which is very limited, u can't mod your character on PS4. You transfer to PS3, get "modded", then transfer back to hippo w queer modds. I guess they stoped letting people transfer if certain criteria is met. I'm assuming that's what the character transfer thing is. I really don't know tho, I have never modded my account. I was hopeing you fags could enlighten me.

>>152427309
I would just delete the game now DESU

>>152427903
What the fuck do you mean "get modded?" Getting hacker bucks and items?

>>152428001
this game is all about bucks boi

>>152428060
That doesn't answer my question oh my god ban all non-english speakers when

>>152428184
what do you think get modded means?

>>152428230
I DON'T KNOW THAT'S WHY I AM ASKING WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY

>>152428001
Why do you have to have every detail spelled out?

Are you really this obtuse or are you just acting dumb for fun?

>be in first entire race
>lose first cause faggot host left slipstream and catch up on

WHY

>>152428230
I don't Fucking know. REEEEEEE. I got random message form modder friend I met 2 days ago. I'm sure it involves funny munny and who knows what else. I speak el English

Miss you Horris

>>152405345
>people are actually this upset with their life

>>152428336
Does this make sense to you? Because I want you to explain it >>152427025

>>152428312
I WILL ask him about it and report my finding next time he is online. HOLD IT TOGEATHER MAN!!!

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Is this what success is?

>>152428967
congrats!

"Get modded"
Funny munny
Modified combat roles
Ammo glitch (unlimited?)
All holiday DLC items unlocked
All returning characters items
unlocked
Pick your level
And more?

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>>152428578
>host left catch up on
>he leaves
>im host
>turn off catch up
>turn off customs
>camera lock: first person

>>152428795
Asking that third worlder to explain this is exactly how we got here in the first place.

>>152429407
What?

>>152429820
Fucking American 3rd Worlders....
They make me sick!

>>152430113
REEEEEEEEE! Dur Hur

I have no friends, what the fuck do I do in gta online? I've put in hundreds of hours into the game on the console version, the game looks great on pc though.

Anyway what the hell do I do for fun other than fuck around in free mode?

>>152430726
run crates

>>152430726
makes friends unless your socially retarded in which case you should consider suicide

>>152430726
U hippo?

>>152430726
the new stunt races are actually pretty fun

>>152430726
join gtag and get "friends" if you're socially retarded
>pick better friends IRL
>find people who make you laugh and make an effort to play with them.

>>152430941
Hmm I'll try some of those

Is there an easy way to get money without glitching or doing stupid shit to get me banned?

>>152431176
heists. I'm willing to do the first one with you. It's easy grindan'

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>buy gta v
>"hey this game is pretty fun"
>want to check out the online
>it's empty except for a few people
>try talking to one of them
>he starts yelling at me about mods and funny money
>ask him what the fuck he means
>"Your rare now"

Fucking third worlders.

>>152431176
play entourage mode 3 rounds for 100k each game if your good [/ spoiler]

New Gtag vg ps4 hippomotto: YOUR RARE NOW

>be dicking around in free mode
>see some players in helicopters, decide to start shooting homing missiles at them because fuck it who can't dodge homos?
>start yelling and kicking about how "i'm gonna get kicked"
>lol wut

>turns out they were all GTAG and I only realized it five seconds before I got kicked from the crew

Whoops.

>>152431872
gtag is full of third worlder shitters anyway DESU

>>152431872
did you a favor
crew is basically a circlejerk with backstabbing high school drama

>>152431872
You'd be doing yourself a favor if you stayed out.

This crew is nothing but crybabies.

>>152431872
ColonelOx?

>>152431872
it's hilarious how much you downplay killing your own crew

>>152432110
lol yeah

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>Kicking around freeroam
>Rank 10 bullying a literal rank 1
>Drive over
>Rank 10 starts shooting at me
>He just got a bounty from stealing a car
>Kill him and take it
>Rank 1 takes off during the break
>I go to rearrange my garage
>Bully chases him to the airport
>Go outside and fly over in a Buzzard
>He steals another car and gets another bounty
>Land on a rooftop, shoot him and take it
>He turns to me, rank 1 has noticed I'm helping him and hangs around trying to help
>Such a lust for revenge
>After shooting it out for awhile, spawn turreted limo through the VIP menu and hire the rank 1 so he can get in
>Let him in the gunner's seat
>Guns down the bully a few times before he uses his welfare launcher to destroy limo
>Still on cooldown
>Buy a gunsurgent
>Let new associate on the shittercannon
>Roll on the bully until he quits the session

I don't care if you faggots sperg about using shitter tools for a GOOD FUN CAUSE, he's rank 4 now and you can't do shit.

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Earth Defense Force update for GTAO when?

>>152432191
Its a video game

>>152432191
video games

stop taking your fake online friendships so seriously. The crews "code" is a joke.

>>152432627
>>152433301
You don't understand the simple concept of a crew do you?

>>152434118
It is only game.

Why you have to be mad?

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>>152431243
>>152431790
>>152427025

Will we ever see Agent 14 again? N-not that I miss him or anything haha

>>152434220

Okay then, whenever I see you online I'll you too. Gimme your SC name.

Oh wait, you won't because you're a coward. You just like killing unsuspecting crew members to boost your KDR and using the lame excuse that "hurrr durrr it's just a game man!"

>>152434698
fite me irl bitch i'm ex-navy seal

>>152434698
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>152434698
>pc players are this autistic about getting killed in video games
>pc players shit their pants if you don't honor their samurai crew code

very unrare

>>152434220
Nothing in my post indicated that I'm mad I barely even play this game anymore I'm just pointing out the stupidity in you trying to say that crew killing means nothing. A crew by it's very nature promotes friendliness and cooperation among the members of the crew. There's no reason to be in a crew if you're just gonna go around and kill your crew members. You can't act like a faggot and then try and excuse it by saying "it's just a game bro" when people call you out for acting like a faggot.

>>152431872
>>see some players in helicopters, decide to start shooting homing missiles at them because fuck it who can't dodge homos?
You deserve it

>>152432191
What do you mean?
He attacked BECAUSE they were GTAG?
He kept attacking afterwards?
>>152431872
>There are people in Helicopters, better shoot my homing launcher
Cancerous fuck

>>152434945
>I'm not mad, I barely even care, I just think you're a faggot, don't try to tell me "it's just a game" you no-honor faggot

PC players everyone

>>152435281
He crewkilled, acknowledged it, then crewkilled a bunch more. Blater, Holo, Nessi, Toast, Flib, Titan, and JRC were there.

>>152434945
m-muh hugbox full of grown men playing females in a videogame

>let's all circlejerk, take hikes up mountains, write poetry about golfing and flowers, and cry when some meanie butt ruins our mansex party.

fucking hippies

>>152435441
He has a point. Whats the point in joining a crew if youre just gonna freemode kill everyone anyway?

>>152435441
>must shoot rocket at helicopter because the concept of other people in the server both confuses an angers me

yeah nah you're a cunt

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>>152435360
>>152435441
>I should be allowed to act like a dick to people with total impunity and if people disagree with me and ostracize me because of my behavior it's THEIR fault and not mine
pic related. that's you on the left

>>152435641
>>152435612
>don't kill people in gta, it's for autistic roleplay only

>>152435917
Being a punitive dick is /gtag/'s "whatchu talkin' 'bout willis." Why is the PC crew full of crybabies?

>>152435919
>There are no other objectives in GTA:O other than to have an endless and extremely boring firefight in a public lobby

This is how retarded you sound.

>>152436010
>Being a punitive dick towards people not in gtag is /gtag/'s "whatchu talkin' 'bout willis."
ftfy

4chan groups are a mistake

>>152436128
Whatchu talk bout willis? We're dicks to each other all the time, have you ever read the thread?

>>152435612
why be in a crew that picks weak enemies, cries about jetfags, and almost never does anything noteworthy or fun.

It's a fucking sandbox, and all you stupid fucks do is sit in freeroam all day and wank over engine sounds for hours or fight low levels for a pointless number.

get a job busta.

How come people are so jealous of my yacht that they always try to fly over and kill me when I literally am minding my own business.

"Oh! Someone is over here relaxing! Let's ride boys! Wooo weee!"

>>152436242

> believing anything we do here in this thread
> because if a buncha anonymous retards say it, it must be true!

>>152436242
"Being a dick" in this instance is specifically referring to crew killing obviously considering the current conversation and crew killing has never been an acceptable practice in gtag.

>>152436439
Phone poster, get dead

>>152436486
Sounds hypocritical to allow being dicks verbally, but the moment you kill someone in a video game by accident, you get kicked and the thread throws a shitfit.

>>152435393
ColonelOx here, I only realized they were my crew until afterwards. That's why I said whoops.

>>152436674
welcome to neo-gtag
by hippies for hippies

>>152436764
Nah. Fuck you. You realized we were crew, and kept trying to shoot us after, even after we told you to stop.
>>152436674
>>152436835
Be a dick, then. Crewkill, and get banned. Fuck you.

>>152436908
oh no don't ban me from your aspie crew you big fucking bitch.

OHH MY GAAAWDDD NOOOO

>>152436908
>random shitter tells me to stop in chat
>lol faggot
>kill them anyway

PC crew is cancer

>>152437103
If you don't care, why shitpost about it? This damage control is really sad. Do whatever, I can't stop you. If you do decide to crewkill, you are going to get kicked.

>>152437181
>random shitter shoots first / blows up crates / is an asshole
>BETTER TURN THE OTHER CHEEK LIKE A GOOD CATHOLIC BOY!
Eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth. Like what happened with Ox. He shat on GTAG< and GTAG shat back.

>>152437103
>>152437181
For someone who cares so little about getting kicked for crew killing you guys sure are bitching a lot about it instead of just fucking off. After all it's just a game :^) no reason to complain about something so trivial

>>152437378
I'm not even him

>>152437286
>He shat on GTAG< and GTAG shat back.
That's fine but you're retarded if you think your honor code is at all defendable and/or not the most autistic thing.

>>152437518
Hence my usage of the plural "guys". Try to keep up, champ.

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>>152437604
Again, you can do whatever you want. If you think that not crewkilling is dumb, then crewkill. You know what the consequences are.

>>152437667
Then I'm not bitching about the policy, I'm mugging at it and people like >>152436048
>>152435917
>>152434945
>>152434698

>>152437741
I already do. Why are you trying to make broad statements about bullshit when all anyone is trying to say is that you and people like you are fucking gay?

Friendly reminder that you can crew kill and apologize afterwards.

>>152438068
Reminder if you can't handle getting shot once or twice by a crew member you gotta toughen up.
Hell even blater put up with me shooting him.

>>152438135
This, just no griefing day in and day out. Be a digitalwanderer, not a higgus.

Oh yeah ColonelOx I'm sending you an invite.
I'm not the person who kicked you but this is your second chance.

>>152438068
>>152438135
Killing someone by accident, or agreeing to fight someone with their permission is fine. Killing someone over and over for no reason other than just being a prick is not okay.
>>152438352
I was trying to avoid bringing up Higgus.

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>>152438135
Yea, but when you're deliberately shooting down crew CEOs and Associates with a homolauncher?

>>152438434
inb4 aspie comm bans him

>>152438434
I think I'll decline.

From what I've seen here, it's made of a bunch of crybaby autists who shit their diapers as soon as GTAV isn't all rainbows and golf games.

>>152438539
Good riddance. We need less dramafags like yourself around here.

>>152438539
Do what you want.
>>152438509
There's a number of problems with Rockstar's system for crews but bans are the biggest one.
There is no announcement in the crewfeed about a ban.
The only way I can find out someone was banned is by checking the Banned user list.
Or watching them get angry in the thread.

>>152438434

why would he want to rejoin
man childs all of you

>>152438448
>agreeing to fight someone with their permission is fine
Jesus christ. "Umm excuse me my /gtag/ crew member, I would like to engage with you in combat if your toon's backstory allows for it." This shit was never a thing until pc.

>>152438642
Your crew is nothing but drama fags.

>>152438713
But who started it?

HMMM

>>152438705
>hey friend, want to fight?
>sure, sounds fun / no thanks I am fine
It's that easy.
>>152438713
And you are stoking the fire.

>>152438751
YOUR CREW

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>152438841
>shoot my crew members minding their own business with homolauncher
>it was their fault

>>152438798
and I get to fiddle while it burns

>>152438939
Alright Nero.

Guy crewkilled, got kicked, was reinvited, and declined the invite. If he wants back in, he can come back in. What's done is done. All we can change is the future, and how we act with each other.

>>152438798
>hey friend, want to fight?
>>sure, sounds fun / no thanks I am fine
This is not a natural combination of words even for a video game. If you weren't autistic, you'd realize how incredibly awkward and stilted that question is. It's like asking what someone's preferred pronouns are.

General Ox is the hero gtag deserves.

>>152439081
>welfare launcher crew org helis
>hero

I'm all for giving him a second chance, some slack. Because I know he will only use it to hang himself.

>nessi comes back
>whining about crew killing comes back
makes you think

Since my internet keeps dropping, I went to race with GTAG. Why do they all suck, I've won 2 races with poor vehicles cause I was casual cruising

>>152439189
Hey friend, permission to call you a dumb semen-slurping faggot?

>>152438539
>implying anyone is the crybaby except you

Jesus christ you're pathetic

>>152439189
>kills all the dramafags
>they cry in the thread about it
>not a hero

the bullets come out of the slim end mate.

>>152439451
Stop samefagging/shitposting.

>>152439081
Nice to see I got a promotion :)

>>152439451
>they cry in the thread about it.
>implying he didn't immediately come here to boast about it and try to start shit

Nice warped rendition of what happened.

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>>152439081
But not the Hero we need...

>>152439587
You didn't have permission to respond to me and you didn't use my correct honorific. Requesting this anon be kicked from the crew.

>>152428740
i'm actually super happy with my life right now asides from this shit board

>>152439714
Whats it like to feel happiness?

>>152439675
shut up cunt

>>152439523
You first.

>>152439656
You realize that the English of that image is off, right?

>>152439769
El English?

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>>152439740
like this image

All of this butthurt brings me warmth and happiness.

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>>152439769
English.... Triggered

>>152439898
What can I say. I'm the best at what I do.

Just laying in bed preparing for sleep, shoveling macaroni straight from the pot into my mouth so I don't have to sit up and eat, reading all these shitposts, but now i must go sleep.

Was a fun couple hours tonight, nessi, hope we can do the same tomorrow and hopefully I won't have overtime again.

/blog

goodnight

>>152439993
I concur. Goodnight chaps.

>>152439956
Epic... Simply epic.... *brofists*

>>152440082
You didn't ask permission to brofist me. Reported.

>Literally no one on
Shouldn't the Europeans or Australians be awake now? Where is everyone?

>>152440565
they stopped playing.

people have slowly been decaying since the finance update since they can't be handed money anymore.

>>152440684
Figures, its what I get for joining the crew late I suppose.

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>good at helicopter
>leave for 3 months
>come back
>body hurts a thousand different ways
>coughing like a madman
>fly helicopter
>rockets are easier to dodge, scrubs are easier to kill
Did the community get more dumb, or did I somehow get better at video game?

>>152440856
they've gotten dumber.

>>152440856
Players got worse, desu. Old people moved on, steam sales and such bring new people in. It's constantly degrading.

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Nessi, I think you will have a good laugh at this.

>>152441049
Did you guys ask his permission before killing him?

>>152441232
>someone not crew
>he fired first
nah

>>152441275
Where's the honor in harassing a passive player and stalking them for months?

>>152441464
lol, do you think the crew has some sort of honor code? Thats too autistic even for gtag.

>>152441464
He actively tries to find GTAG sessions to shit on us. He's mean and scum, like you.

>>152441464
We don't stalk him. He finds us then we screenshot his new rank and kd to show how much a skiddy he actually is. His stats are all kinds of fucked, the accuracy on his guns is low, but be had thousands of player kills for every gun, with 90%+ being headshots.

He aimbots in deathmatches. And god mode.
>Kill streak in deathmatch
>over 200

Go have a laugh at his stats.

>>152440942
All the decent people who didn't quit went to deathmatch gamemodes.

>>152441625
Clearly he's getting to you if you save his kd as a memento to show your other RP boyfriends.

>>152441751
>implying anyone plays deathmatches
You're a funny guy.

>>152441770
This.

I bet he also goes on here just to laugh at you as well.

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>>152439208
Woah, calm down there buddy.
I was flying the helicopter that PrivateOx was shooting at, so while he was an asshole for shooting, he never hit. Literally shot over 7 rockets (I'm not joking) and they all missed.
I told him that he was fine and I forgive him, but I still didn't kick him.
Soo... really makes me think how many shitters are in this thread.
You still have a point, but I'm a new person now. n_n
I'm going back to YRYR.

>>152441828
If you spend enough time queuing for one you learn when the good times to queue for are.

Completionists who want those weapon tints are usually the people there anyway.

Laggfest freeroam dm gets old fast my dude.

>>152432218
doing gods work, anon

>>152432218
I like you

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>>152440856
I dodged three or four consecutive homing missiles earlier today in a cargobob. I didn't even know they were being shot at me.

I suspect it's a combination of people getting dumber, and dumb luck honestly.

>>152440856
Nessi-sama you're back?

Rocket speed got nerfed I believe.

>try valkyrie bullying with various gtags
>all of them fly into homing rockets
I want my helicopter slut nessi back

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Role playing as CIA on PS4, anyone wanna join me?

>>152446326
epic le meme xD

>>152446326
>PS4
>image.jpg
>what I assume is Snapchat caption
This is bait

>>152446326
>can't even get the outfit right
fucking die

>>152429598
fucking this is the best of feelings

>16 players
>stunt rally
>everything off
>first person
>have a comfy drive while enjoying the view of people crashing left and right

life's good

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I'm having trouble sleeping, the excitement I get when thinking of the biker update keeps me awake at night. Anyone else?

>>152446662
How do I properly cosplay as CIA, anon?

>go stunt racing
>usually finish 3rd in 16 player lobbies for some strange reason
>13-14k pay for 6 minutes
>time trial solo, just having a chill ride trying to beat my best laps
>about the same amount of cash

fuck
I wish racing would pay better. the stunt update is just too great, and I can't see myself do anything else but this anymore in this game. some great tracks out there too, but it was an actual event for me to get 4 people to join for my custom track a week ago. usually it's one guy, and I have to pray he doesn't leave before the race even starts

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>>152426932

So I just sold my first large warehouse yesterday and i have 2.6m sitting on my account. Is it worth investing on a cargobob for the crate missions?

>>152447869
>Cargobob
>Crate missions
Anon, I...
What do (You) think?

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>>152414908
faction collision model rework somewhere in the bug fixes

>>152447402
Dark blue track jacket, no tie, lighter blue work shirt

>>152448081
I mean there are missions that requires you to drive a truck far away and I thought maybe its faster if i just lift it with cargobob. I already have buzzard,savage and hydra so I thought cargobob would be helpful in a long run

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>make crew with a single rule
>ADHD kid gets mad when he's not allowed to break the rule

>>152448205
If you do crates solo and go 3 a run it might be alright. But you're already investing a fuckton anyway

>>152447869
Guess what anon. You know the update that introduced moving cargo and the ability to finally buy a cargobob? Well it doesn't actually let you lift cargo with the cargobob!

>>152448205
you can't lift cargo vehicles with the cargobob

Why does no one do Missions anymore? They seem like easy money.

>>152448861
I still do it to but i tend to do it with a group cause fuck randoms

>>152448959
Yeah, most of my friends stopped playing and moved on. I just got back to playing the game. So I'm stuck with randoms.

i just returned to GTA after a while. what missions tend to give you a load of $$$? i'm playing alone tho

>>152449139
whats your SC im about to do mission with friend so i can inv you

>>152449269
what's your sc ill inv you too

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>finish headhunter
>not attacking anyone
>sewage starts locking on and firing
Alrighty then

>>152449769
>why are people attacking my military grade attack jet!?
had no idea hydra shitters were this stupid

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>>152449882
#notallhydras

>>152449769
>Why did people try to kill me before I tried to kill them?

>>152451434
>clearly not heading straight for him
>starts spamming me with homing rockets
He was asking for it

tfw blista is extinct and nowhere to be found

>>152452084
>clearly not heading straight for him
Except you were. Just because you were off center doesn't mean you weren't heading towards him. You could have easily outrun those missiles as well, but you decided to show your true colors instead.

>It's an uninteresting circlejerk webm dump episode

>>152432218
Start shit, get hit

>>152448861

They are "easy" money but they're not good money for the time put in.

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>>152453907
>circlejerk

>>152456402
Found one of them.

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>>152456620
>circlejerk

>>152456715
Yes, you can repeat the same thing over and over again. I already know that, as evidenced by every stupid thing you and your little butt buddies do in every thread.

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>>152457091
Oh, you mean the just-playing-the-game circlejerk

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I am rank 85. Is that good?

>>152457305
Anything below rank 100 is shit Because your health will be low and you'll get one shot by heavy snipers

>>152457353
Good. Now I can work on that. What do you recommend to get RPs faster?

>>152457285
That's cute, only not really. I'm bored of replying to you now, enjoy your faggotry.

>>152457749
join the 1000000RP lobbies

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jihad update when

>>152457749
Being the associate of a CEO doing crate jobs is pretty good RP.

i read there was a non-official online on the works time ago
does anyone know if they finished it?
did rockstar shut it down?

>>152458320
They shut it down they won't allow anything that might threaten goycard sales

can anyone recommend a modded account service for console?

>>152457749
Being an associate and doing CEO work is pretty good. 200 rp every now and then for just being close to your CEO, 600 every now and then if you're driving him, couple of thousand for every work completed plus you make money off it

Is there some sort of secret club of people that quits the premium race lobbies when the get full? Because this happens way too often for me.

>>152458461
thats a shame
i wish it was like WoW where blizzard can't actually shut down ALL of the private servers

anyone doing vip mission i can leech off?

Why am I always getting dumped on a very underpopulated freemode?

>>152458813

OMG this

>>152458813

tfw (that feeling when)

>>152461335
>not wanting underpopulated freemode for ez crates

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Anybody wants to join in the fun in my online session?

>>152463236
>>152463360
Fuck off

>>152463360
Sure, who do I add?

>>152463563
Fuck off

>>152463563
(you)

>>152463551
Anyone who loves puchimas and idolmaster

Stop responding to it you dumbfucks

>>152456859
>>152462225
>>152462727
>>152462941
Goddamn puchifag

>>152463236

OMG this>>152463360
>>152463563
>>152463675
>>152463563
>>152463360
>>152463236

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>>152448138
>mfw doing a stunt race in a faction
I was literally flipping over perfectly level seams in the track.

>>152446326
Damn! I had just went to bed! I would have been so down! Been wantin to do roleplay

Good morning fellows! Plz go kill yourself pichufag. Thx!

What causes players to show up in the minimap on Deathmatch games?

>go to sell full warehouse
>Hydra fag appears
>try to use ghost org
>King of Castle starts
>Ghost org unavailable
>FUFDVOHDGJGEFHKDAD!!!!!

>>152467093
rekt

>>152467093

>Selling in a session populated enough to have events
>Not pulling your cable the moment a jet blip appears on radar

If your shit got blown up it's your own fault.

could anyone explain to me how this is done? playing online with mods etc...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUEg0uT2-p4

>>152467265
Dude, I dipped the fuck out of there. And the jet fag join an almost empty chill lobby I had been crateing in. -_-

>>152467295
OMG this

>>152466750
>>152467306
Gremlin-poster looking for an excuse to continue spamming his disgusting creatures

Hello. I am new. Where can I find my player home in GTA Online?