SS13 - Spessmen on a Space Station /ss13g/

>>152295497
first for me

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Never

What's more important?
Two consoles, or the lives of the entire crew?

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Hикoгдa

>>152295497
WHAT EDITION IS THIS THREAD?

>>152296035
Two consoles because it was an ion law

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LEWD BORGS

>>152296224
I'd play a toaster borg if you could pick the sprite

When?

>>152296229
I've had it with: X Edition.

It's not funny.

>>152296229
Morena edition

>>152296663
god i hope not

>>152296229
sawbones edition

>>152296224
Welcome to the starlight ballroom, hey~
Fly me to the moon and let me~

>>152296861
>>152296809
OP image is one of her old cafes

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Never

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>>152296224
That's my sprite!

Feel free to use it

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Never

>>152297748
that's disgusting

>>152296224
Why did you just post a picture of me?

>>152295497
How did I never think to stick those drink machines inside walls?

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Never

I like vox.

>>152299154
Vox is liking you too

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>>152299228

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Never

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lewd birds

>Those players that are ALWAYS in-game.

Anyone else find them a little creepy?

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>>152301603

Name your favorite clown!

>>152301819
100, 100, 1

>tfw going away for college and cant spacemen till the winter
Ill miss you <3

>>152301997
I won't miss you. Go die.

>>152301759
Like who? Maybe I have been playing too much

>>152301819
Bozo the Clown

>>152303039
Harse Theef sleeps for 4 hours a day and plays spess/erps for the remaining 20

Ashe is for _____!

>>152305332
>Ashe's player logs in
>This is posted right after
Really makes you think

>>152305332
breaking, raping, dominating, overpowering

>>152305028
What's the average time distribution between those two activities

>>152305332
bringing me my fucking trauma kits and surgery tools

>19/08/2016
>2hotdogs still not banned
really makes you think

>having lag issues
>windows 10
>try using compatibility mode
>resources get re-downloaded
t-thanks BYOND

>>152305332
Delivering tools to medbay!

>>152305420
Often at the same time, talk to them in discord enough and he'll invite you to a session when he trusts you.

>>152305332
Being a randomname that fucking delivers medicine to medbay, guns to sec and general improvements to everyone.

https://discord.gg/YEh5fv7

>>152305332
Being something to draw people's attention so the person who plays them can feel less empty inside

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Ginger Beach is for ______

>>152306021
Banning

>>152305949
How can I get in on this feeling less empty thing.
I feel alright but I could feel a lot better.

>>152306021
shitposting about to collect (you)s

>>152306021
friendly

>>152306021
mocking about being a cold fish around anyone except her boyfriend SJ

Waifus are for beta-orbiters and sissy faggots who can only derive attention from others in an atmos simulator from 2003 because their parents' didn't pay them enough attention!

>>152306278
what about husbandos

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Reica Carter is for ____

>>152306278
Nah man waifus are for shitposting about to make people angry and and generate responses

>>152306347
Husbandos are for static-namers who are well known and for previously said attention-whores to cling onto to promote their name. They can either be complete shitters or pretty good.

>>152306361
>Sj will never stream xcom 2 again

>>152306361
first in the ground

>>152306361
metagrudging

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>>152305968
Looks good

>>152306361
Kissing me!

>>152306361
Her nickname later became "Fridge"

T H I C K

>>152306361
Ruining their antag rolls every round cause they're shit at the game.

>>152306278
^ this pretty much

Waifufaggotry is a cancer on the server, and people like Reica and Whorena need to fuck off and die.

>>152306347
Husbandos are cancer too, they're just waifushitters but men.

>>152306771
Does /tg/ have waifus? What server DOESN'T have waifus?

>>152306891
Basically all of them except us

Waifufaggotry is cancer, fuck off with your cancer.

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Stop talking about dumb waifus.

Favourite anime? Pic related

>>152307257
what's your favorite song from the soundtrack?

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>>152307257
LotGH

>>152307257
Kill yourself

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>>152307257
pic related is literally the only animu ive ever watched

i liked it, it was funny

>>152307351
Little Busters or I Think I Can

Though if course the entire soundtrack is fantastic and perfectly fitting with the scenes its used for

>>152307257
JoJo

>>152307257
I'M GONNA BE KING OF THE PIRATES

>>152307474
My ex used to watch that while we were together, used to like to call me "polski"
Hetalia's bothered me since we've broken up

>>152307574
>tfw binged one piece for 10 hours a day last year
>watched the whole series in about 2 months

>>152308175
Ok fag

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>>152301794

>>152296224
Oh, that's russian for never

How about soon then?

IF YOU DO NOT IMMEDIATELY BY 12:15

>GRAB THE CAPTAINS' SPARE ID, DISK, LASER AND JETPACK
>GRAB BOTH AN ATMOS HARDSUIT AND A SECURITY HARDSUIT
>FILL YOUR SYSTEM WITH AT LEAST 500U OF HYPERZINE
>MAKE SEVEN DIFFERENT PILL BOTTLES OF EVERY MEDICAL CHEMICAL FOR YOURSELF
>SPAM BORERS IN EVERY LIMB AND MAX OUT ALL EVOLUTIONS
>PRINT THREE EGUNS AND FOUR BAGS OF HOLDING
>CONSTRUCT A SECRET CLONER WITH MONKEYMAN AND GENETIC BACKUP
>CONSTRUCT A PHAZON WITH ENERGY RELAY, REPAIR DROID AND LASER CANNON
>LAW 0 THE A.I. AND ALL SILICONS
>KILL SAWBONES, REICA, MORENNA, FELICITY AND ASHE ON SIGHT
>MIX AT LEAST THREE 20DEV BOMBS
>HAVE A CABLECUFF IN EVERY SINGLE CONTAINER
>ROLL DEATHSQUAD
>OPERATE IN A TRIPLE ENCODED IRCP CHAT TO IMMEDIATELY DEDUCE ANTAGS AND ROUND TYPE
>CREATE A HONEYPOT DISCORD TO LURE COMPETING METAGAMERS THEN IMMEDIATELY LEAK IT
>LYNCH IAN, RUNTIME, CORPUS, PUN PUN, THE CLOWN, THE MIME, THE JANITOR, EVERY GREYSHIRT
>PLASMAFLOODED SEC AND LOOTED THE ARMOURY
>HAVE FOUR GOLIATHS, THREE BASILISKS AND ONE HIVELORD IN YOUR MONSTERBELT
>HAVE A BACKPACK FULL OF LAZARUS INJECTORS
>STEAL THE GALOSHES AND CLEANER GRENADES
>POLYACID THE SHUTTLE CONSOLE AND CHLORAL THE HOP
>HAVE THREE FUNCTIONING UPGRADED PAIS
>TAKE OVER CARGONIA AND INCINERATE ALL BUT ONE PAIR OF INSULATED GLOVES
>HAVE ALL POWERS AND CLEAN SE
>DISK GIBBINGTONS AND INJECT INTO ANYONE WHO'S ANTAG
>STUN, CUFF AND DECAPITATE AND INCINERATE A N Y O N E WHO COMES WITHIN ONE TILE OF YOUR SPRITE

THEN YOU ARE NOT A COMPETENT ENOUGH PLAYER FOR THIS STATION WHO'S TOO INTERESTED IN ROLE PLAY THAN HUNTING DOWN VALIDS AND YOU NEED TO:

GO
>BACK
TO
>BAY

>>152309106
>tfw I grab the captain's spare, disk, laser and jetpack as an assistand in under 2 minutes of roundstart

>>152309106
>500U of hyperzine
every time

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>>152309490
>not playing atmosuitdiona

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>>152309387
>catching greyshits trying to steal spare and me waiting with a egun in hand

>>152309106
>500u hyperzine

Why would you even

>>152310407
dionaeaaeaeaeeaaaea

>>152309942
I only get outran by the captain himself, I even make it in faster than HoP's and mechanics.

>>152310750
Dionae isn't fun for powergaming, I don't like powergaming

I like playing Dionae to be comfy and slow and just play nice comfy slow jobs like Botany

Not to mention dat burn damage, senpai.

Lisa tovir is for ______!

>>152311034
Literally who

>>152306021
talking with when in dead chat

"Only a Sith deals in absolutes"

This statement is an absolute, Obi-Wan reveaks himself as a Sith

>>152311247
Also Anakin did bring balance by only leaving two siths and two jedis alive.

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HULKAMANIACS UNITE

Toxins is the best job no other job is as good. I think I might leave the cargo life behind me.

>>152310903
I like playing Dionae for fighting in rage cages with just fists or provided weapons. And fighting simplemobs. It's fun, but I can't handle being so slow when I actually need speed.

>>152311034

Me!

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>>152311676
>tfw can't bring myself to ever leave medbay

> decide to sit out next round because I have to do something
> it's the malf round and nobody else picks borg


should just set it so malf AI needs a borg player to start, or let it hack mommies (with admin help or something)

>>152311851
Someone's gotta do it man. Otherwise the shitters take over.

>>152311851
Medbay is perfectly fine anon, embrace the sacrifice like I did.

That one round with the worst docs around made me apreciate how much a team that isn't braindead can help the station out and how satisfying it is to help medbay out. Paramedic also has the most stylish gear out of the entire space station, so its a nice bonus

>>152311509
GAWKER IS SHUTTING DOWN BROTHER, OH YEAH!!!!

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>ftl based gamemode for ss13

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Nhk_yQczHA

looks fun

Nick Weller is for _____

Attentionwhores are for _______

>>152313493
Banning!

>>152313493
Shitting on and despising quietly while I seethe in my hatred that my time as an attentionwhore has past wishing for the days when I got a mention at least once a thread.

>>152313419
deadpoo's autism projects

>>152313634
Literally this

5 nigga watts on the grid is for _____!

>>152314327
deepfyring the clown

>>152314327
Charging a railgun and sniping someone from across the map.

>>152314784
>ai goes malf
>2 niggawatts on the grid
>charge railgun with as much power as I can
>snipe AI core from the comfort of engineering
God damn I love that gun

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> play fallout server
> raiders ignore rules and continue to powergame and kill on sight
> admins ignore it completely
> get told to stop whining when telling them to do their jobs
>host was a hippie admin who was deadminned twice
Yet again a server with massive potential that is run by idiots.

>>152315519
>wanting the raiders to make a paragraph about their fee-fees before they touch a hair on your head

nah fuck off and die

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>R&D gets the research for a hogan board
>Needs a diamond
>Pray to the mighty hulkster
>Sends me the materials for a board
>AND AN AVATAR OF PURE ROBUSTNESS
>I DARE NOT FLEE, IN FEAR OF THAT ACTION SCORNING THE MIGHTY HULKSTER
>GET MY ASS BEAT
I need to play chap more often

fuck i gotta learn how to stun while running

>>152315519
Fallout 13 memes or fallout 13 usa?

>>152315519
raiders should be kill on sight and be able to kill people on sight, also death means nothing with this fucking 0 cooldown respawn. I've seen people play as medic and kill themselves over and over just to mass up a bunch of stimpacks, or do that as a regulator to mass alot of ammo. It's fucking shit and the server is shit run by a fucking idiot. Not sure what I expected though from a public server with a reddit playerbase

>>152315698
>Needing to find a diamond
Even if the miners only bring 5 diamonds, there is still like 1.5 diamonds left after they get their drill. If the miners never got diamonds, shame on them.

>>152315960
That's exactly it, they got literally no diamonds.
I don't even know if we HAD miners

>>152315886
they are going to merge, or thats what they said anyways

>>152307257
Big O

Piston arm option for robot limbs when?

SHOWTIME when?

>40 players on a friday night
lmao

>>152316383
>wanting more than 30 players
whats up reddit

>>152316536
>not wanting it at 40 players
>the right number for the station to not feel empty nor overpopulated

>Log in
>who
>Sandy_Sand
>Log out

>>152315960
Diamonds became pretty scarce after gibonite was added.

>>152316890
who are you?

>log in
>who
>Lisa_Torvir
>log out

>log in
>adminwho
>current online admins 1 or higher
>log out

>log in
>adminwho
>DragonBro
>log out

>log in
>daily dose on screen
>door opens
>log out

>>152317302
What the fuck happened to him? Used to be bestmin, now he's a huge shitter and doesn't care about the rules

>tfw elim will never come back
It's been months

>Some shitter makes it singuloose
>IT EATS THE AI
>IF YOU SMEEEELLELELLELEAH

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>it was malf

>>152317724
AI did it

>Xenobio plasma flood round start

Smoking gun for Malf.

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>Nick being incompetent won the round
believe in mememan

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>>152317792
>AI gets eaten by its own singuloose
that's even better

>Log in
>Available roles: Squad marine 102, active 12
>Wait what
>Log in to donk fortress 11
>Play a round

>>152317794
It was a joke.

>>152316657
Civilian = 9
1 QM
1 Chef
1 Botanist
1 Bartender
1 HOP
1 Chaplain
1 Miner
2 Assistant

Security = 4
2 Officer
1 Detective or Warden
1 HOS

Science = 3
1 Roboticist
2 Scientist or 1 Sci/1 RD

Medbay = 4
1 CMO
1 Paramedic
2 Doctors or 1 Doc 1 Geneticist

Engineering = 3
1 CE
1 Engineer or Atmos Tech
1 Mechanic

Other = 4
1 Cyborg
1 MoMMI
1 AI
1 Trader

Perfect number = 27

Sorry Pikachu, ain't gonna go Mommi on meat club (unless I automatically get assigned to it).

Here's the general plan for !!fun!! SME :
Massive emitter array
Cold ass plasma in all collectors
Direct Oxy Miner tap for the SME, put scrubber in the miner chamber and pipe it directly to the SME. More oxygen the better.
Passive and active cooling
Filtration system, but avoid bottlenecks
If you want to go the extra step, make a conveyor leading to a space tile and rig it to automatically activate once temperature reaches 800k to prevent delamination automatically.

>log in
>crew manifest
>no security
>log out

>>152318330
why not play security?

>steal mech
>get told to get out
>log out

>>152318403
>playing as solo detective

Wew

>>152318556
Yeah thats pretty terrible.

>>152318556
But anon it's the only time you're allowed to go maximum shitcurity because you don't even have cell access and the hop is jerking off to mime porn

>>152318865
You wouldn't happen to know where I could get some of that there mime porn, would you?

>>152319925
Go away hop

>>152319925
Yeah, google

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>>152315519
the rules ruin the experience
vault dwellers probably need them but the wasteland really isn't a wasteland if everyone is too afraid of actually doing anything

How do you steal money on the accounts console?

>>152318226
No problem senpai, we can play some other time, on the offchance you play moMMI again, i'm always named Pikachu, so you'll know it's me :^)

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>be dionae
>don't want to be an hyperzine junkie
>people keep dragging me to medbay so I can get hyperzine
why?

also
>want to go space exploring
>some nerd keeps trying to disarm me so I can't explore
>manage to fuck off to space
>hit a small roid with the help of god
>it's a Hivebot manufacturing facility
>there's like 20 of the buggers
>kill them all with a fire extinguisher
>get to emitters, my one wakness
>die trying to get past them because I didn't pack a screwdriver so I couldn't just deconstruct the walls
such is life

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This man is fucking wild

>>152321310
And I'm always Rusty

>make multiple pills of nothing labeled as dangerous chemicals
>make one sec eat it and they later buckle cuff me near arrivals
>try to do it to the HoS
>someone lasers me to death
JUST A PRANK BRO

>>152322135
>stungloving the HoS
>cry when you get shot
mimes everyone

Maybe Nick can upgrade to a plasma flood next shift

>>152322201
>plasma flood
>upgrade

>>152322179
i'm not crying since shuttle was already there and it didn't matter

How is a singuloose suddenly okay?

>Nick Weller is shitcurity
>no ban
>Nick Weller is shitgineering
>no ban

This is Zealotron levels of getting away with things.

>>152322374
When you're a traitor, EVERYTHING'S okay.

>>152322416
>>152322416
>Nick Weller is an antag
>no ban

>>152322416
>being a traitor
>do traitor things
>not banned yet
wow this server sucks

>Be me, humble clown
>Go around exploring maint, get tools.
>Decide to hack into robotics and surprise the roboticist for a joke
>He flashes me, calls detective.
>Detective is a bro, frees me with a warning
>Decide to go to HoP and demand as much access as I can get away with.
>He gives me everything but command
>Go to science to surprise the scientists again, because I hold no grudges
>Flashed, arrested again.
>Because my ID said Captain, it was assumed it was illegal
>Tell sec to ask HoP about it.
>HoP denies everything
>Get permabrigged for illicit access.
>Have a long conversation with a security officer about how his loyalty implant is clouding his judgement and making him a bad guy when he's really not, hoping it would free me
>No dice.
>Shuttle called
>Detective takes me to a corridor, frees me again
>Thank mr detective
>About to board shuttle
>Ashe shoots me to death
>I was actually innocent of most charges against me.

10/10 productive clown round.

>>152322424
>>152322461
>antagonists doing antagonistic things

Gib Ckey, making ban request now

>>152322237
Takes just a bit more effort than singuloose

>>152322726
at least he made it a super singulo

>>152295989
Actually sometime, as I figure out thing.
Who was it who made that?

>>152322043
should have welderbombed

>Nick is going to do high octane engineering
>decide to explore spess
>see sawbones with the beer nuke
>gonna take it with me to space to get drunk
>sawbones is chasing me around, RNGsus grants no pushes
>about the zip out the airlocks when it closes on the nuke
>sawbones grabs it and runs
>some sec decides to stun me when I come inside from space to tell him it was just a prank
>he arrests me for spacing the nuke when he clearly saw sawbones run away with it
>warden is going to put me in jail for all this
>sawbones runs by the brig with the nuke, i get set off arrest and the warden and other officer let sawbones go free with no chase

the metaclub is real

>>152322891
Names of the sec? Ban incoming

>>152323052
Name is: (you)

>>152322374
Gotta kill the waifus somehow

>>152322891
no the warden fucking murdered me for no real good reason

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okay this is my first sprite
its the accounts databank
how did I do

god fucking damn how the shit do i block these cocksucking ads

>>152323789
uninstall flash player for internet explorer

>>152323673
Looking good actually. Nice.

>>152323052
Erica Welty/Tony Pajamaas

thanks for looking out sawbones

>>152318220
>No captain, clown, virologist, or mime
shit list

>>152323673
it's pretty neat, I like it

>>152327908
All four of those count as assistant options

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>when you get in crit but can't die and the gods help ease your pain
thanks man I appreciate it

Yo word up to my honorary nigga Iroquois

We makin peace between all real niggas and the cops tonight

We all gotta heal this space country y'all

mime did you live?

>>152328375
pffaahaha

>>152322567
Good clowning

>wild ride has started with the plasma fires
>Cleveland the librarian comes in dead
>clone and send him out
>Ashe comes in with a poly acid grenade
>pick it up and throw it back at her
>she goes out to kill Cleve again
>his head comes in, attach and clone again
>bomb outside medbay
>patch up some guys
>shuttle time
>cleave is dying, he dies on the shuttle
>Revived Cleveland with seconds to go after he dies for the third time
>red text for Ash

>>152328842
It would've been redtext anyway, since she got MoMMI'd.

>>152328930
the kill Cleveland objective would have been red if he stayed dead and she was borged?

>>152328842
>Engineering issues solved by engineering staff: 0
>Engineering issues solved by MoMMIs/borgs: almost fixed the superheated escape but not all the way, resulting in at least 10 deaths when escape doors open
>Engineering issues fixed by station negro: medbay breach, cargo breach

Station negro as an official job when?

>>152329030
>engineering staff
????????????

>>152328842

She got hit by polyacid?

That explains why she was in several fucking pieces in robotics.

>Yelling about crab people on the radio while Ashe got MoMMI'd
>Then went to Felicity and offered very poor grief counselling.

>>152329030

shieeet

>Tfw insomnia and migraines

I think this shitty game finally gave me brain cancer

>>152329163
She got killed by a grey with a golden deagle brand deagle

I fucking hate /vg/ and want to be permabanned, how should I go out?

>>152330382
erp

>HoS
>only sec
>only command
>no engineers or medical
>set off one beepsky to arrest criminals while I go break into the caps office
>"HELP WIZARD"
>Go to armory to get and hand out gear
>Beepksy has arrested [wizard name] in bar
>CAN YOU SMELELELELE

YOU LIKE THE SIGHT OF YOUR OWN BLOOD

>>152330382
Name self "Elliot Rodger" and nonantag murder all females aboard the station and any known male erpers before promptly suiciding.
Don't forgot to record a euphoric diary on tape before you go kill

how do you act when playing the game, anon? do you have more than one character to play as?

>tfw I will never erp Angelite

>>152331189
Just be yourself :)

>>152331189
I used to be an RP fag so now I'm goon tier and just sprint around fucking with people and farting in their faces
If I get antag I kill literally everyone
I like to play sec to which I sprint around looking for them sic valids, only talk on :s and warn civvies to quit fucking about or announce shit over general

>>152331189
I had an old man gimmick doctor that I played when pop was too high
though it might be fun to add some RP fluff, but I think he was just annoyed people so I stopped
I would always walk, carry a cane, and wear glasses (as in no medical HUD)

Why the fuck are borers non-antag on this server? Being able to take control of people as a borer is a good feature

>>152331189

I have multiple characters depending on what job I want to play that round. Each of them has a basic backstory just in case it ever comes up

I have five characters in total. Maybe I'll use them in a project some day.

If I let myself, I become a total RP fag. I try not to let it get that far though because some people don't like it

>>152331587
A furry did it

>tfw have all notes filled out
>full backstory of minor details and trivia about them
>Nobody ever asks about my character's past

>put in criminal notes that my character had sexed 52 different monster girls
>security officers actually let me free a few times for his good taste

>>152331958
things that never happened for 500


>good taste

>>152331958
hi shitalus

>>152331776

I have something similar, but this is a light RP server so I don't really use it unless I'm telling a story to someone else, like when I was bartender for a while, or when I'm on an escape pod or something and there's nothing else to do.

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>>152332037
Hi one anon that can point me out
How have you been?

>>152331587

It's pretty much extended with people screaming head start "It's borers" and going full valid, resulting with the usual extended mode. While the premise is good, the borers didn't really have anything to achieve except just staying alive

>>152332113
pretty upset that you are still alive

>>152332113
aight

servers gone to shit so im playing eve online
gallente master race, fuck sansha

how you doin

>>152329014
No, but the general 'THE TRAITOR HAS SUCCEEDED' wouldn't show up regardless.

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>>152332198
Oh, well that's such a shame that you shed angry tears over my existence, but I'm doing quite well now, lot better than when I was husbando'ing it up
Got that gf, steady job, starting my nuclear power training in a few months.
Meanwhile you're still here, mad at me for things I did literally a year ago

>>152329030
>>Engineering issues solved by MoMMIs/borgs: almost fixed the superheated escape but not all the way, resulting in at least 10 deaths when escape doors open
WRONG
SOMEONE SET FIRE TO THE ESCAPE SHUTTLE, WHICH THEN CAUSED MASSIVE PRESSURE LEADING OUTWARDS.

>>152332202
The sever has gone to shit p much, I just log on to fart on people now or build stupid shit

Hit me up on steam sometime we should catch up

>>152332202

>gallcuck

Who do you fly with?

>>152332202
>not Amarr
Fuck off mate

>>152332565
>amarr

>>152332536
I usually fly solo, might get back into the old cuck-out when i feel like it

>>152332651

Join and fly with me

>>152332756
dont know any spessmen who don't fly with all-out so idk who you are

>>152332391
>Nuclear power training.

Make sure you get between 10 to 15 years of contract and a pay of AT LEAST 15k dollars a month when you're about to work.

>>152311851
You've saved my retarded ass so many times friend.

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>>152331776
>Doing surgery on someone
>Check their records for bloodtype
>All kinds of bullshit about their metal limbs

>>152332391
>nuclear power training
I'm jelly, how intensive is that? I'm assuming Engineering degree

>>152332391
cool blog post

>>152332958
>check someone's medical records
>"cherry lube addiction"

>>152332958
That might be me. Who was it?

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>>152332938
I do my best!

>>152332932
>>152332965
It's navy because I didnt make good grades in HS to get scholarships and fuck getting debt to go to school. I'll make Uncle Sam line my wallet to learn maximum autism and pay my bills while I do it

>>152323673
What will this item do?

>>152323673
>Tfw no advanced sensors console logging people's visits to medbay, bar, brig, and so on for the detective to fuck around with
Low RP is so fun

>>152333190
I feel sorry for you. All I have heard on /k/ is horror stories about Nuke and Nuke School.

For god sake put radiation back into the R-UST
Having it go fucking haywire and blow every cell in the station while irradiating everyone was fun

>>152332391
>>152332198

what's up with people falling to each other and getting angry at themselves in spess anyway? it's just a game, whatever you do inside a game shouldn't go beyond in real life. anyone who tries to take it seriously should think again on what they are doing.

>>152332958
I have my weight and height recorded with prosthesis on and off in medical, why not?

I already waste enough time on this game

>>152333568
Cramming what people take 8 years + of college for into a year and a half period is going to be difficult
From what I can expect it's something like M-F 7 am to 4-5 pm plus extra study time if your grades are shit
Pt every other week
Weekends off unless you have duty
Won't be so bad, I got vidya and am used to no sleep

>>152333657
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

>>152333712
That is not what makes it bad. Go search /k/ sometime for stories. There is a reason that branch gets payed so much and it is not the engines.

>>152331189
I've got a fatass black nurse when I just want to run the reception and basic treatment in medbay, two Vox shitbirds for NT and VT play, a plasmaman for technical autism and a doctor that people don't like

>>152332965
About Engineering I may be able to shed a little light into it.

>>152333190
Oh well, you can't limit your time and exposure in the navy, good luck bud.

>>152333730
I really like when people have records, and it makes me want to interact with them and keep them safe

What if borgs had FOUR slots?

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>>152331776
>Have literal years of autistically built up lore for my character.
>It never comes up because I can only play during ded pop.

>>152334185
FUCKING BULLSHIT

fuck you powergamer borg

get banned you shit may as well give borg three normal hands!!!!!

>>152285759
Then be a good HoS to set an example and teach the new officers instead of being a petty child shitting in the pool and taking no responsibility.

>>152298592
Probably cause you're like me and you think about how long until you hear a wrenching or crowbar noise and it disappears

>>152333080
Some girl. Had something about brand-sponsored robot limbs.

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>mfw hiding a syndie like hiding a mexican from the border patrol

>>152297052
It'd actually probably only take you a week and a half to jerry rig a system that lets you make a ghetto mech out of vendors and use the sprite of the component vendor.

>>152305968
Can it be like the firefighter ones where they get in it and pray only for life to assure them it's ogre?

>>152309106
It's not hard to get 6 bombs in the teens pretty early in a round. Most of the time is from letting the mix bake so you only gotta spend a couple minutes while you're zipping around getting supplies.

>>152310903
Nah, wear captain armor and drug up. You're the strongest thing short of a nonantag antag ling/vamp captain on drugs.

>>152315960
>>152316054
>>152315698
Plus just go yourself. A sonic jack and 'zine is pretty fast. You can just get durrmind yourself and shitter around.

>>152316168
I don't remember much about it but the system is pretty modular now. You should be able to make the arm and give a channeled ability that only goes off in a top tier grab pretty easily. May as well give the chaplain a traitor pile bunker and robo/rd a mech pile bunker while you're at it

>>152331776

Even if you were playing on a hard roleplay server, it's not like someone would go out of their way to know who you are. Space station 13 is for the most part doing actions, especially if you are antagonist.

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>

>>152306021
Airlock

Julia Brandt is for _______

>>152337258
not talking about.

>>152337258
Marrying!
I'm going to marry Julia Brandt!

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>>152295497
Bored in long rounds?
Want to jerk off in toxins to aggravate OP?
Want to be able to instantly cool SME shards?
Want to experience old features you never knew about?

Make some one tank bombs. Rev up your plasma and load it in a tank. It's 15 mol/dev at 400C, 20 mol/dev 400C>x>250C, 25 mol at 250C>x>100C
Put an igniter assembly on it, weld it, activate.

dev:1:2:3
Temp/pressure
=>673.15/400C : 1198.7kpa : 2397.4kpa : 3596kpa
=>523.15/250C : 1242.1kpa : 2484.2kpa : 3726kpa
=>373.15/100C : 1107.5kpa : 2214.5kpa : 3322kpa

Is Duny still active?

>>152338471
Dead as a post

>>152337586
why would you want to

>>152331219
She plays starbound now

go visit

>>152338673
Because Morena is cute! CUTE!

>>152337258
>>152338803
hi morena

>>152338860
not me sorry! watching frank ocean's endless, only clocked in here because I had to pause it for a bit.

>>152339108
it's a meme, also frank oceans album is never gonna drop

Claim your Husbando!

>>152339221
SJ_benster

>>152339198
I can dream okay? a lot of people are saying it was 'confirmed' to drop this weekend when Endless came out but I seriously doubt that. the music for this is good anyway, hopefully it gets a proper release outside the visuals.
I signed up for apple music just to watch this, I gotta remember to cancel it later

>>152339221

myself

>>152338471
I tell him to kill himself from time to time on Discord.

He got on the other day for a short while, too.

>>152339673
you are doing gods work

>>152339673
>>152339720
>>152338471
>>152338629
Why is deff even still in-game?

>>152339293
add me on steam id/sj_benster

>>152339964
Why would I talk with someone who doesn't even care about the characters in his favourite anime series?

>>152339867
Muh rust
Muh variety
It's not too bad anymore which is great considering the original map was shit and as someone who saw how bad dream maker absolutely mangled the raw port the guys that worked on it need a little more appreciation.

P.S. Anyone, even you, can "fix" things that are "bad" with the map. Don't make excuses, make PR's

>>152340046
>doesn't care

You have not seen how passionate he gets about one punch man.

>Be Nuklear
>Someone tells me to drop the guitar and get out
>Try to process this mysterious language
>Realise it's an anagram for lmao space that guitar
>Space the guitar
>Guy spaces me
wtf

>>152340194
Henk. t.permabannedsaltposter

>>152340194
>Be Nuklear
>someone tells me to get out
>descipher the hidden meaning
>open my mouth and get my innards out of my body

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>>152341668

>>152339867
It's better than Box now

Brig is max comfy

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>>152341668


>>152342671
>tfw gay babby jail conks you out even if you try to smash out
Feels bad man

>validhunting cunt monkeys someone in cuffs so he can kill them in front of the borg and AI

>>152338803
Morena is just another Utilitas

>that level of waifushittery by the silicons
Holy shit. Morena has it easy.

>>152343598
I don't know who that is

>>152343620
I dont even know what the hell was going on that round. I just petted my bees and grew peppers.

>>152342797
>he's so unlikeable he can't get the clown to weld him out into maint

>>152343620
I left to shower after I died, what happened?

>>152343762
>helping criminal scum

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has anyone else been getting zoomed in pictures lately?

>>152344474
hi Killette

>>152344474
I got that too

>>152343598
NO

morena is actually interesting to talk to
utilitas is just annoying and erping with them is a mistake

dont do it man

>>152344474
Holdover from 64x64, PJB can't seem to be bothered to fix it for some reason

The R-UST sprites and the sculpture SCP are all 64x64 still as well

>>152345652
shield gens too

>>152345395
You are falling for it again Deadpool

>>152345796
wot

>>152345395
How many times have you erped with morena?

>>152346163
Twice a day until you like it

>>152346163
morena and i are just friends senpai

>>152346725
You erp with all your friends.

>>152346824
but no
dropping thread before it turns to shitstorm now

talk about spess things

>>152347101
Oh, so you erp with him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Nhk_yQczHA

MEANWHILE ON holy shit that looks like fun

>>152347343
playing as an engineer under pressure here must be fun as fuck

>>152347343
>looks like fun
How
Nigga didn't DO anything except wrench like two things and strip a dead guy while their ship was being bombarded

>>152307370
Eccentricity in officers is to be encouraged, though.

>>152331189
I have multiple characters, one with an actually developed backstory and personality that is far enough from my own that playing him qualifies as RP shit.

>>152336397
I don't wanna be the strongest thing short of a antag, I don't like powergaming. Fuck that, fuck being a hyperzine junkie. I play how I wanna, and how I wanna play is slow, calm, and planty.

Hey a few questions since I don't want to get banned,

Is it against the rules to kill the clown with no real valid reason? (for example straight up gibbing the clown as chef)

Is it against the rules to kill people when turned into a slime if you're not traitor?

I've read over the rules but these seem like pretty specific instances

>>152350926
You can't kill the clown for no reason. They're not valid, they're a player like anyone else.
If someone is a slime they're valid, but it's common courtesy to leave them to slime about until they cause trouble, such as glomping people or producing other slimes that glomp people.

>>152350926
Hello Chiot

>>152351024
>can't kill the clown for no reason

uhh... whoops

>>152350926
If you want to play deathmatch fuck off. This isn't the server for you. If you can kill them you can nonharmfully detain them and hand them off to sec or let the admins handle it. Since you can talk to silicons to get help getting monkeys from cargo shuttles you have zero excuse to attack people.

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>Sting McLing was actually a changeling
I'm still laughing

>>152343537
>Turning humans into monkeys and back again three times certainly kills the person because of the skeletal strain as everything moves around
>IT'S NOT HUMAN HARM GUYS

>>152351223
Go back to bay, faggot.

>All that shittery
>Extended

>>152351223
>if you want to play deathmatch fuck off

Eat my ass buddy, I'll glomp who ever the fuck I want to as a slime, if I'm valid, everyone else is valid to me.

>>152351324
>Turning humans into monkeys
>IT'S NOT HUMAN HARM GUYS

ftfy

>>152351223
Oh I actually misread, if you get slimed by someone else, you're basically free to do what you want. Sure, you CAN glomp people, but just know you'll probably be killed. If the person who turned you isn't an antag and you end up killing some people, it's their fault for turning you. But, if you request it or do it yourself then kill people once you're a slime, that's a bannu, don't do it.

>>152351397
That's not how it works, that's not how it works at all.

>>152351426
Oh okay that makes things alot clearer.

Will attack only if attacked from now on.

>>152351024
Not him, but is it possible to become human after being turned into a slime?

Becoming a slime is really jarring and kind of demoralising, because there's nothing you can do to see it coming.

>>152351556
Nope.Don't eat shit off the floor, use your reagent scanner, a grinder and a coffee cup, or a mortal and a coffee cup. There's no excuse other that an md sticking you.