/owg/ OVERWATCH GENERAL

First?

What if Widow's poison trap could only be cured by heals? so if you get hit by it you have to go to your healer or get a health pack, or die. That's a buff to widow without making her OP, and a slight nerf to flanking heroes like tracer and genji.

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Satya Vaswani!

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Cute brown Gundam girl!

Protip for distinguishing between asian languages
If many characters have a low amount of strokes it's Japanese
If all characters are complex as fuck it's Chinese
If it has a lot of circles and horizontal bars it's Korean

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Annyeong!

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>mfw my team gets btfo

>>152017376
What if we spend the entire thread making up retarded buffs pointlessly?

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I played a game with you, TheMemester#11496 - We were in comp and you spammed "NADA MADA" after killing someone.
had a good kek

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>>152017463
She's genuinely perfect.

>>152017608
How is that more retarded than JR's trap+mine combo?

>>152017657
It's not.
Anon just doesn't want a buff for snipers because he's too stupid to not walk into the open.

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Hana Song!

>>152017657
What's the combo?

Being unable to hit mines by hand?

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>>152017463
>>152017640
And genuinely fun to play too.

>>152017695
It's not even a buff to the gun itself, but a better tool for area denial and deterring flankers.

I thought defense heroes were shit because of this?

Is the season over yet or is there a few hours left?

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Imagine gagging Tracer with her flower crown

>>152017657
Thankfully, /owg/ is not in control of any balance decisions whatsoever, and Blizzard will never read the brain-dead retard shit that people here spew.

>>152017791

5pm PT

>>152017792
Tracer is not for bully.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euQjaCjnRGU

>>152017757
>lay trap and mine on top of each other
>Trap 200HP hero
>Detonate mine
>get kill

>>152017864
stop posting this garbage

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>>152017859

Would Genji be OK if he had 150 HP instead of what he has now?

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Cutest and best pairing

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>>152017792
Go away, Amélie

>>152017867
>shoot 200hp hero twice
>get kill

so broken!

Symmetra:
>Can now build a destructible healing pad instead of shields.
>Tether range increased.

Blizzard, I will accept my payment now for fixing her.

>>152017927
There is only one way to fix Genji.

Drag anyone who has more than 15 minutes as him to the street and shoot them.

>>152017927
Genji would be okay if they just fixed this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFcrzIlZfNU

>>152017954
grats you made her worse and more annoying

>>152017946
>I don't know what the point of a trap is

>>152017946
>aim once
>shoot once
>dude hides
>genji/tracer/pharah/zarya/mei/reinhardt pops up
>become completely useless

cool beans mate

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>>152017758
She does needs buffs or a rework of some kind.

>>152017954
your idea is as shit as symmetra's hometown streets

>>152017807
leddit is worse, and they read that

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>3 months after release
>teammates still run away and hide instead of experiencing tranquility with me

>>152017837
Oh sweet, I don't have to wake up early

>>152017864
disturbing

>>152018029
>I fall for the most obvious tricks

>>152017954
Her tether should have more range but require more accuracy the farther the target is.

>>152017954

I like the pad idea but it doesn't fix the problem with Symmetra. She has nothing to do really do outside of putting turrets. The pad makes her more viable but literally makes her even more boring. Sym is gonna need a long hard look at before she gets fixed.

>>152018132
>I am a l33t pro GAMUR who never falls for any traps

>>152018164
Thanks for the Bastion cinematic spoilers

>you will never fuck the hell out of Mei

Why live?

>>152018273
>implying you don't already know it's going to be a forced tearjerker

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>>152017792
Imagine gagging Tracer

>>152017927
Make his reflect hitbox less retarded and he'd be better.

Also make it so that he can't use strike to jump 100 feet in the air.

>>152017906
DELETE THIS.

>summer games will go before I can get Reaper's limited refrigerator voice line
It's not fair

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Can I make the pain go away?

>>152017054
Wait, do I have to be at 65 rank right now to get the bonus, or could have I simply been at 65 at some point to receive the bonus?

>Someone else picks McCree
>Can't hit shit, loses every 1v1
>Doesn't stun
>Runs away in fear when he sees Pharah

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Can I have some more smug Widow?

I accidentally deleted a bunch of mine.

>>152018201
Change her stupid tether to an lg.

>>152017906
is that Bang

>>152018104
>My ultimate is ready!
>Group up with me
>press Q

>>152017758
>>152018093
>Favorite class in the beta because I liked just shitting down mini sentries everywhere and beaming people
>Hardly ever play her after the first few days because she's the weakest class in the game.

>>152018093
As bad as people make her out to be I still do well with her even on offensive which is kind of sad if I end up getting gold and potg as her. They do still need to rework her or buff her but I doubt blizzard or anyone realizes she even exists.

Reminder that the shitters who think Genji is OP are the same shitters who were spamming how Hanzo was OP a month ago

Place your bets
>d.va stream screen is a castle asset

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So... I tried all the Asian voice packs trying to find on which one Mei sounds this adorable >>152015374

But none of them sounds even remotely alike.
It was worth a try, I guess.

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Oh no! You're defending the point but Nanoboosted Genji just started shouting moonrunes and is headed straight towards you! How do you stop him and save the day /owg/?

Hard Mode: He has Harmony and Zarya bubble too!

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I like this new Reinhardt map . Thoughts?

>>152018428
It's obv for potg

>>152018365
What rank 65 bonus. I got 59 from placement and didn't bother to do jack fuck after that.

>>152018412
Hanzo was "OP" because his hitboxes were retarded as fuck. They've now fixed his (horizontal) hitbox so he's less retarded but the vertical hitbox is still stupid.

>>152018317
>Wall-E but with Bastion

can already see it

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>players that can't shoot tracer or pharah and won't switch heros

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This is your Tank for tonight

>>152018093
She's bottomless for easier street shitting

>>152018476
I leave the game and bitch on blizzard forums until they nerf him.

Is there any reason at all to play mercy right now? Is there anything she's good at? The other healers playstyles don't really appeal to me.

>>152018493
>Hanzo was "OP" because his hitboxes were retarded as fuck. They've now fixed his (horizontal) hitbox so he's less retarded but the vertical hitbox is still stupid.
He was completely fucking trash before the hitbox fix too.

>>152018524
I didn't want to win anyway...

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>>152017463
She's actually me favorite girl design-wise
Her voice lines are totally lame-o though, so I default to Hanaposting
I can't even be true to myself on an anonymous online Nigerian butchery marketplace

so when should i be using FtH now

>>152018480
1. How the FUCK do you pronounce the name properly?

2. Dope music.

>>152018476
Dont use any Ults and let yourselves die so you can fuck the other team in the next charge.
I mean, they used 3 Ults.

>>152018524
I'd like to fill her tank, if you catch my drift.

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>>152018093
Yeah. I get that each support has a different "secondary job" to do for the team (except Mercy, she's pretty much for heals/rezzing, though the damage boost beam can be useful, it feels like Ana is better at boosting people because she can stay safe)
>Symm
Support/Defender
>Zenyatta
Support/DPS
>Lucio
Support/Utility/Flanker
>Ana
Support/Utility

Because of this, I understand how/why she has no heals, but ultimately it's a bad call. I think they could do this with her E:

Increase the shield from 25 to 50, but it doesn't regenerate anymore. If you shield someone that is damaged, they gain a HoT that heals 150 health over 3 seconds. Shielding someone that has no damage on them gives them 75 shields instead of 50, so it's still useful to spam at the beginning of the game. Obviously it should be on a higher cooldown.. say 4 seconds or so? Also a boost to her tether range and a slight increase in her altfire projectile speed would help too, but are more icing on the cake to me. Her ulti and turrets are fine as is, though making the ult a bit better would be nice since these changes don't really make her any better at defending the second point or once the payload is moving.

>>152018524
I want her to spank me.

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>>152017525
best girl

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>>152018480
>payload

>>152018403
>me: my ultimate is ready! group up with me!
>team: my ultimate is charging! my ultimate is ready! my ultimate is almost ready! my ultimate! MY ULTIMATE! HELLO HELLO THANK YOU OK OK

Y-yeah

>>152018558
She's an ok solo healer if you have garbage aim and aren't good enough to play Ana.

Head Established is still the most powerful ult in the game.

>>152018476
1) Speed boost
2) Oh this is my jam
3) Bye suckers

>>152018476
I drop my trap as Junkrat and watch as he stands there like a lemon deflecting shots for half the length of his booster because no Genji I've ever encountered is capable of enough critical thought to think to look down and smash the trap with his sword.

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>>152017954
>Can hold on to your alt fire indefinitely
>This >>152018136
>Two kinds of turrets, damage and shields
>Damage turrets work as normally
>Shield turrets latch onto allies and give them a shield buff, 50 extra shields, that decay while away from the turret but regenerate (slowly) while they are still being affected by the beam
>Turrets don't share cooldown, but you can only place 8 total turrets of both types
>Teleporter works as it normally does

That's my take at least.

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>>152018391
Smug Widow is the best.

>>152018627
When dealing with tanks up close

how does it feel knowing your waifu is USELESS and a liability to the team?

>>152018686
You can melee the trap after it latches?

>>152018632
Eh shen walld
Or Eye shen walld
Or Eye ken walld

My bet is on the 3rd one.

>>152018632
I like to pretend I know German. At least better than my mom.
(I-chin-vald)?

>>152018762
my waifu is d.va

>>152018632
>How the FUCK do you pronounce the name properly?
eye-chen-valduh. The "ch" is sort of like "sh" but the sound doesn't exist in English. It's like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOw0eAlbasU

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>>152018672
>>152018480
Post yfw payload

>>152018676
Its not that I have bad aim I just like the playstyle, I spent a lot of time playing medic in TF2. I honestly haven't tried Ana yet, not a huge fan of snipers but anything has got to be more fun than lucio.

>>152018762
Pharah used to be good
Lucio is best boy at least

>>152018778
>>152018801
Oh right I forgot about German Ws.

I dunno the only thing I know about German is my last name.

>>152018775
>w
>german
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>152018834

>>152018638
>Nanoboost
>Dragonblade

2 Ults

>>152018775
>>152018778
Both completely wrong
>>152018801
Is either correct or close, I'm not sure if the "e" at the end is silent or not but it is "uh" if it is. Either way I've been studying the language for a while

>>152018624
>Her voice lines are totally lame-o though
Nigga what, her lines are perfect

>not spamming "I don't think so"/"Why do you struggle?"/"Everything by deisgn." every time you M1 an unidentified special needs ninja/cheeky brit

>>152018319
>ywn choke Tracer as she cums

>>152018480
Coming in Season 2?

>>152018365
highest

>>152018860
Yea yea dude keep your panties on I corrected myself.

Not like I've ever needed to know kraut speak in my life

>>152018517
Even better on consoles

>team won't shoot pharrah because it's too hard to aim

>>152018632
castle

>>152018773
No you bydlo, he clearly meant before it latches

>>152018708
>Can hold on to your alt fire indefinitely
They can't give her this with the damage it deals currently. She'd become a monster. If they reduced the damage to about 150 or so, had it charge a bit faster, and fly faster too, then sure, maybe. But there's a reason she and Zen cannot hold their alt fires as they are.

why is there a tracer on every team, isn't she shit

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>>152018724

>>152018517
>Playing a game that doesn't have at least one of McCree/76/Ana/Zenyatta/Widow
What magical dreamland do you live in

>>152019010
She's not.

>>152019010
She's good on KOTH.
Absolutley rapes Supports if they're isolated.

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>>152018638

Orb of Harmony is not Zennyatta's ult, that's Transcendence anon.

>>152018724
>>152019026
Dumb blueberry poster

>>152019010
No, just outclassed. There's a difference.

>>152018938
What does that mean?

>>152018925
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3xFKckFCGM

Does backfilling a lost game count as a loss?

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>wake up
>walk downstairs
>"Good morning, Anon"

>>152018894
>>152019065
My b
fuck Zen, cant wait for the Discord nerf

STOP RUNNING IN FRONT OF MY SHIELD TO TAKE POTSHOTS YOU FUCKING RETARDS

YOU CAN SHOOT THROUGH IT

>>152019001
>150
meant 100, oops.

>>152019128
And a ching chong nip nong to you, young lady.

>>152019001
It only deals 125, and it's slow as fuck so it's only good point blank or in super thin choke points.

>>152019136
Fucking move up.

>>152019128
That's a long ass neck

>>152019183
I FUCKING CANT

>>152019128
>Walk downstairs
I just downsized though

Also she can only stay if she doms me

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>>152019112
>It's a payload map

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>>152018834
>reverse hybrid payload into cap points

>>152017525
Do want

>>152019141
>>152019170
I'd be fine with that honestly. It's just beyond irritating how it works now.

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>>152017463
I don't talk about her much, but her design is one of my favorites.

Plus her hips and thighs do it for me.

>>152019183

I'm a little slow, but there's no point in risking your life just to try and go a little faster.

I'm here to protect you.

>>152019113
Nope, but it does count as a win.

When does the summer event end?

>>152019356
22

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Am I the only person in favor of a baseball pitcher skin for Zen?

>>152019136
I swear to fucking god this always happens
>McCree runs past and wastes his high noon
>Roadhog runs past and gives them all free ult
>Pharah jumps above it and gets raped by bastion
W H Y
H
Y

>>152019261
Dont forget those hands, just the way she moves them, wew.
Her bright nail polish and her dark skin look sexy too.

>>152017937
Literally disgusting.

>>152018403
I do that shit so often with Lucio and less than half the time my teammates get the message

>>152019407
I was even better when Pharah was everywhere and they could backboard it onto your teammate in front of you..

>>152019128
I'd prefer a
>bonjour, cherie
from Amelie

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>>152019128
>wonder how she escaped
>have to punish her

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>>152018907
I prefer.

>How unsightly.

Followed up by the Insignificant emote.

>>152017992
Blizzard here. We want to meke him viable for competativeadlkjasgdfljkasyh;asdfjhsdgklniusdghlskjlkfsjdgflksdhflksgdkRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>152019393
I thought of a tennis serving machine earlier today in regards to skis for him
maybe he's holding one in his lap

they aren't giving out competitive points for matches anymore

how can they possibly make bigger cunts of themselves

>>152019128
Where's my brown gundam girl if I wanted a chink fatty I'd have ordered takeout.

>>152019170
Yeah, corrected myself. Honestly 100 damage faster altfires that can be held for say, maybe 6 seconds would be nice. Holding them forever is kinda silly but a longer hold time would be cool. Even 3 seconds is probably enough.

>>152019484
>realise she watched you take your morning shit with her infra-sight

I have a philosophical question

Why have 250 different heroes if only 5 are useful for competitive?

really makes u think tbqh

>>152018403
>they still run from the transcendence
>they die
>blame you
>WHAT THE FUCK, ZENYATTA?!
O-oh.

Was Bastion short released already or not?

>>152019641
>cut

fucking disgusting

>>152019578
Would be better to make Junkrat Tennis skin with a ball-server. He fits the bodystyle better for it too.

>>152019641
The waifus in this game ARE fucking garbage but it's inherently better than 3D shit

>>152019638
yeah FUCK blizzdr abnt there SHIT FORCED META

>>152019641
right ones tits are too big

>>152019635
well I'd hope she wouldn't do that

The idea that she could infrared me taking a shower and/or getting a boner is hot though

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>>152019471
>Xxbigboyz01xX has joined the voice channel
>"Lucio ur a retard why don't you ult"
>"We've been trying to tell everyone to do that"
>Xxbigboyz01xX has left the voice channel

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>>152018885
Idk why this bird always makes me laugh

>>152019641
>3D
>better than anything
wew lad
a literal bag of shit is a better waifu than any 3D whore

>>152019641
How are you not banned yet desu?
Also, white girls are only interesting when they're in interacial stuff

>>152019638
People like different stuff and some people don't care if their favorite hero/champ/character is meta/good or not. Most of us that think this way are shitters, true, but I'll pass on the Comp scene in this game until it's better balanced anyway. I would like it if they gave us an "Unranked Comp" mode where it plays like Comp, just has no ranking shit, so you can avoid all the cheese and memes in typical QP.

if you have a mic that sounds like you're on a highway don't bother talking, because i will leave team chat

>>152019668
Pain is a great teacher

>>152019674
I think it's released on Thursday.

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>I can land headshots with Mei without issues whatsoever
>nearly impossible to do it with McCree or any other hero

What the fuck is wrong with me

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>>152019763

>Also, white girls are only interesting when they're in interacial stuff

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>>152019128
Gtfo my goddamn house. Your name isn't mercy.

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>>152019617
That would be great. As it is it's just really boring and irritating to use, even if it is actually not really a bad ability.

>>152019860
Same here, but instead of Mei it's Zenyatta. With Zen I can lead headshots like a fucking champ but the moment I get asked to play Soldier or McCree I'm absolutely fucked.

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>>152018524
You're my personal healslut now. Give me your Battletag.

>>152018801
>germans pronouncing w's as v's

?

>>152019896
No one's name is Mercy.

Her name is Angela Ziegler

>>152019865
Great argument there anon.
White girls just arent as interesting as brown and black girls, it cant be helped

>>152019916
Disgusting. Enjoy your ban.

>>152019641
>at a glance thought this was Futanaria

>>152019407
There are a lot of weird random secrets in this game that are inexplicable.

>Zarya's shield powers up her gun
>High Noon is slower on bigger targets
>You can blink backwards as Tracer
>you can apparently power up Symmetras gun somehow?
>You can kill the Junkrat in his ultimate form to cancel it and he is stuck
>You can block D'Va ultimates with Mei walls
>You can crouch but it doesn't do much

>>152019916
I prefer 19 year old boys but what ever

>>152019964

>No reinhardt in this picture

What the fuck's the point.

>>152019641
>those interesting characters are shit
>instead here's a woman whoring herself out on camera, isn't that better?

>>152019128
Pop her in the fucking head.

>>152019973
That's how German works lad.

You ever hear a nip try and say anything with an L sound in it?

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>>152019530
Am I the only one that finds symmetras accent extremely attractive?

>>152019916
>no hips
>no thighs
>probably no ass
Hello Ireland

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>>152019128
>>152019154

>>152019989
Her name is Irena Goldstein, dumbass. It's in her bio

>>152020083
Odd, all this German I hear close to the border must not be real German then.

>>152020058
hey im a 19 year old boy whats ur tag

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After yesterday shitshow of leavers. How bad am I at the game? I got rank 39.

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>>152019668
>Tfw you can only get good transcendances when I ult in a zyra ult to save all the dumbasses

>>152020085
Yes, there"s nothing special about it.
And she never really canges her emotional vocal range.

I wouldnt mind her reading me a bed time story though

>>152020054
>>You can kill the Junkrat in his ultimate form to cancel it
I've never seen Rip-tire end after Junkrat dies

>>152019989
Original anon here. True dat
>>152019641
I like both. I'm dating and I still fap to symmetra, mei, and mercy

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>play 120 hours of competitive
>end season at same rank as when I started

feels kinda good, but kinda bad

>>152020157
Post feet first

>>152020054
>You can crouch but it doesn't do much
Just today I killed hanzo in that one small cave on route 66's 1st cp because I crouched when he shoot an arrow in my face. Its really weird that people don't do that like in any other multiplayer fps

Now that (((Kaplan))) has confirmed that rank 60 meant you were in the top 6% of players, we can all safely lafe at everyone below that.

You were never below that, right anon?

>>152020176
You deserve your rank

>>152020243
what did you start at

>>152020284
One below it, I'm pretty much a 60 the math adds up

>>152020284
laugh*

>>152020237
It doesn't. His death doesn't affect his ult unless he dies before it leaves him.

>>152020176
>people this bad at vidya exist
How the fuck can you have that low an objective time as Lucio?

>>152020253
oh, you again
no

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>>152020085
I do too friend, I do too.

She's got the hottest voice in the game, by a pretty wide margin too.

Also, best spray.

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Has the update fixed 76 or made him worse?

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>>152020092
hello indeed

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>>152019964
I want to pet McCree's hairy chest!

>>152020176
>4 garbage Dva games
>4 garbage Lucio gams
>A garbage Mercy game

>Lucio with the least objective time at 6 fucking seconds

I didn't know someone could be so awful at Lucio.

>>152020148
That said, it may sound like a v to American ears.

https://translate.google.nl/#auto/en/es%20tut%20mir%20weh sounds like a w to me.

>>152020342
>all those moles
Bitch is gonna get skin cancer later in life

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Imagine faking having low health and waiting for Mercy to fly over to you and then unsheathing your katana and placing it directly in Mercy's path to you

>>152020253
>foot fetish
patrician taste my friend

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>>152020342
>>152019916
>>152019641
Is this trolling? I've seen this in another overwatch thread and I'm not triggered, I'm fapping

>>152020342
Damn son, I'm getting thirsty all of a sudden.

>>152020447
That last sound is literally the letter V.

>>152020348
62

>>152020469
>not raping her first
Use your god damn head anon, for once in your life

>>152020373
I got leavers in most of my games. Getting to the objective was almost impossible.

>1:30+ search times
hurry up I want my summer crates
on a related note, when you go over 100, does the leveling up speed up to what it was when you were originally less than 20?

>>152020575
That can come after.

>>152020386
Fine!
Whats your Btag so we can play some QP

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I wish you no harm.

>>152020591
Lad I know leavers and shit happens.

But you're just really really awful at video games.

SIX (6) seconds of Objective time as Lucio

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>>152020598
Yes. 101-123 are just like levels 1-23. You'll be drowning in crates.

>>152020624
I asked you first

>>152020598
Yea, it adds like 200 exp each level up until like 20something.

I'm not gonna participate in the jew crates. I got the american flag avatar from the first crate and that's probably the best thing I'm ever going to get from them so why bother.

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Well /owg/, after being demoted to 50 from 53 and getting cucked of my goal of 56 for the season, I'm no longer giving a fuck about comp matches today and I'll do whatever the fuck I want in them just to have fun.

Fuck everyone who gets grouped with me. I'm tired of tryharding and now you'll have to deal with me having fun, even if it triggers you.

>>152020679
Why did the artist nerf her ass but buff her tits?
Fucking Nips I swear

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>>152019964
>Roadhog in a woman's bathing suit
wat

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>>152020679
>level 95 going on 96
all the summer shit mine now

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>>152020469
>katana

Your a fucken weeb, aren't you?

>>152020342
Thanks, guy.

>>152020679
I hate when art flattens qtmaker's hips and butt, shortens her legs and gives her big tits.

>>152020342
>titsfag acting like he's not the plebiest of plebs

>Buy five lootboxes in a desperate attempt to get Olympic shit
>LITERALLY ONLY GOOD OLYMPIC THING IS AN ICON

they're rigged aren't they

>>152020552
How do you explain the difference between these then?
https://translate.google.nl/#de/en/welt
https://translate.google.nl/#de/en/vielen%20dank
https://translate.google.nl/#de/en/fr%C3%BChst%C3%BCck

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What's the best male overwatch character to cosplay as and how?

>>152019964
>mei wants the ree dick

>>152020719
Jesari#1185

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>>152020746
You can't even see her ass in that.

>buff her tits
Nigga small tits are justice. I just like this pic for hair down Amelie and bullying Tracer.

>>152020814
I've done the exact same thing and noticed I got a really good haul compared to my last 10 or so crates. I felt like it was rigged to favor paid for lootboxes.

>>152020738
Protip: play before 10PM, after that comp is inexplicably full of shitters.

>>152020828
Veh
Vee (as in, the letter V)
What does the third one have to do with anything?

>>152020054
>You can crouch but it doesn't do much
>bastion

>>152020785
>calling people weebs while posting anime

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>>152017937
I find this one more meaningful. I like the idea of Ana saving Jack from himself.

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>>152020837
Reyes if you have melanin.

Hoodie, vest, and some jeans, along with an artist's beanie. You need an ass and thighs pull this off flawlessly.

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So what does Roadhog look like under the mask?

>>152020767
>>152020679
>level 87
I can do this, right? tell me I can do this.

>>152020901
Yea but 10 PM for who

>>152020637
Well one of the lucio games I got the on fire MVP which i have never gotten before. But yea I guess im garbage I just got lv25, and got in ranked just because the season was ending.

>>152020901
Not that anon but ive been playing after 10pm for the last 3 days and went from 53 to 61

>>152020901
I did. I played from 9AM-2PM today, and all I got were tardparties.

Honestly I've found that if I play late night on weekends, people are absolutely godly. Any other time and day and it's the worst fucking experience.

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>>152020936

>>152020987
Do you post on /gif/?

If not, post there sometime, the threads are slow. Conversations contribute NOTHING

>>152020987
You need to be at least 18 to post here, virgin pleb.

>>152020975
>5 days left
>12 levels
>~2 1/2 levels a day
>not counting post 100 level dash
i dunno, depends on you

>>152020906
Just an additional comparison.
And I'm having breakfast.

Curious how you keep hearing a v sound in the w, because I can't hear it. It may sound a little sharper than the murrican w though, I'll give you that.

Whats good damage for a healer with a 2-1 point capture win? Around 6k?

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>>152020975
QP is your friend, senpai. Pick a hero you enjoy playing and just enjoy them.

>>152020972
Pretty sure they made him wear a mask solely so it would be harder to tell he was toecutter in the previous film.

>>152020987
God I wish there would be a video of Hitomi Tanaka, MaseratiXXX, and Lucie Wilde.
It would be boring for it to be lesbian-only, though, since none of them have the capabilities of HotKinkyJo or Jayda Diamonde.

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>>152020936

>>152020868
added

>>152020176
Play more than 10 games.

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>You'll NEVER get the skin you want

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>>152021101
Also because it's dope as fuck and makes him look really intimidating for a slightly doughy 69 year old man.

>>152021165
your fault for wanting a goybox exclusive skin

>>152020982
10PM EST, I get way less meme compositions before that, and considerably less ragers.

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>>152020094
>>152019154
https://a.pomf.cat/dicoyr.mp3

WHY IS IT SO ADORABLE

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>3 days of progress lost with one losing streak
who /not gonna make it/ here

>>152021116
Lucie Wilde has to have autism or asperges though, makes fapping to her feel so weird.
Hitomi can get pretty hot in les scenes though

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>>152020957
Wow I hit all those check marks.Who would've thought that me being black on 4chan would've payed off? Thanks anon I just might do him for new York comic con

>>152021258
make what?

>>152021165
Just stop wanting things and you'll get it eventually. Maybe next Olympics :^)

>>152021282
You were never meant to make it. Neither I was.

>>152021296
/it/

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>>152021116
>HotKinkyJo will never be an Overwatch hero

>>152021085
>one of the extremely few times I save despicable Widowmaker x Tracer shipping
>>152021282
>Lucie Wilde has to have autism
I hate people that say this shit. That's clearly just how she looks.

>200 mb for bug fixes

What else is in there?

>>152021283
>Looks like shit stains in her suit.
>>152021341
What?

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>Eichenwalde
Seriously?
Can't they at least ask a German speaker to look at the name before they publish it?
Just call it Eichenwald, the e at the end does not belong there.

>>152021306
Aren't these summer games going to be a yearly event?

>>152019860
>>152019948
one's hitscan and the other is projectile
is that the problem
that sounds like it could be the problem

>>152021283
>>152020957
Might do this for Halloween.

Or I might just be super lazy and go with a knock-off Jacket cosplay.

>>152021389
>How she looks
Have you watched any of her scenes? It's not how she looks, it's how she acts.

>>152021165
I have grinded the hell out of summer boxes for a Zarya skin so I can finally play her without the shitty tumblrina hair.

79 levels and 79 boxes later and still I've only had one Tracer and one Lucio summer skin and a bunch of shitty fucking medals.

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if I'm playing Ana and I put someone to sleep with full intent to kill what's the best combination of grenade, shooting and melee
is there a established way to deal the most damage

>>152021439
They aren't going to be Olympics themed, but yeah they'll probably have another summer event.

Also

>This game lasting a year

>>152021439
I wouldn't know, they could be. Usually the case for annual holidays in blizzard games, but the olympics aren't annually held.

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Who has it worse? Tracer or Reaper?

Tracer is completely disassociated with time. Without that harness she'd be lost to some chronological nowhere land.

Reaper's appearance is fucked, he is constantly degenerating and regenerating, and no-one likes him.

>>152021430
>Being this triggered
Try to stay in your lederhosen, Hans

>>152021530
Just spam noscope as you back the fuck away because if you fail to kill them they're coming for your granny ass when they wake up.

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>relaxing and listening to the OST
>reminded of all the hype of the game and how excited I was after first watching the Cinematic Trailer
>now I just get grumpy over balance, maps, and game modes
>realize all I care about is lore and characters

single player missions and horde modes when? I could care less about spanking shitters honestly. I just really enjoy the characters and worldbuilding

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Are we going too far?

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>>152021495
Speaking of which, how hard is it to get foam molds of traditional reaper's mask, armor, and belt ammo?

>>152021571
Probably not an actual German but someone who used Google translate and got the 'did you mean' message.

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>>152021165
>things you want you don't get
>receive everything you don't want
I'll never get Sprinter Tracer.

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>>152021562
Reaper.

Tracer gets to be immortal but has to wear a thing on her chest, but gets limited time travel.

Reaper is literally a walking corpse that has to eat other peoples dead bodies just to stay alive. Also constant pain probably. And yeah, no one likes him.

>>152021629
>cow tits
Yes

>>152021629
why would you even save that shitty picture

>>152020054
>secrets
Who the fuck let you out of the clinic? How old are you?

>>152021562

Maybe if Reaper took off that mask and stopped acting super edgy all the fucking time people might like him more.

At least it's not Tracer's fault she's fucked.

>>152021686
>>152021629
My nigga.

>>152021556
I'm going to get as many hours possible out of these $40

>>152021560
Good thing they're the "summer games" and not "olympics".

>>152020442
>garbage Lucio games
Literally impossible. Unless he's dying every 5 seconds, he's more useful than you.

>lowest rank person on your team keeps insisting "rank doesn't mean anything, i was clearly better than you guys"
>picked genji and sucked shit

>>152021739
>Unless he's dying every 5 seconds, he's more useful than you.
Did you look at that guy's stats?

>>152019860
>>152019948
>>152021458
Projectiles have bigger hitboxes.

>>152021562
Reaper. He's edgylord after all.

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>>152021684
Kurwa?

>>152021653
Any German would get triggered by that name and I am one du behindertes Stück Scheiße.

>>152021556
Is this your first Blizzard game?

>>152021736
That is true. We'll see next summer.

>>152021686
bad opinion

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>Go to Master Overwatch
>Skill rating: 71 / 98th Percentile (Top 2%)

Is that good?

>>152021730
I don't think he even has a face anymore.

>>152021562
Despite my worship of him, respect has it worse. It's even more interesting because they're the only ones with visible powers in thrir bodies other than 76, hanzo, amd genji

>>152021824
>98th Percentile (Top 2%)
I dunno dude, can you read?

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>>152020919
Korra is cartoon, not anime lol

>no way to choose what gamemode you want
>no custom maps

people said this game was a TF2 clone but it's missing these things

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I'm pretty low rank, and im finding im only good with d.va. what do?

>>152021836

He could always wear a nicer mask that doesn't look so goth.