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Cute Edition

>Official Discord: https://discord.gg/hhcNZjb

>Official Website
https://playoverwatch.com

>The Oversheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/

>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/0HaMLiu7

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Overwatch DPS Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRRPaiMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0
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xth for Symmetra buffs
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Hana Song
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HANA SONG
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Is Tracer a snake?
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>join match
>D.Va named Babygurl
>doesn't have a mic
I would bet every dollar I have that was an obese man. Possibly an /owg/ poster.
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Best and cutest pairing
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>>152029969
as much as McCree is
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>>152029871

click the play button

http://forvo.com/word/eichenwald/
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>>152029969
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>>152029998
sorry
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Will we be getting a new American hero soon?
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>>152030029
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>traveling to Hanamura
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why are people so opposed to having Symmetra at point B defense?
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>>152030175
Miia is pretty ok
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>>152030119
usa mcree made me realize he had a skull imprinted on his robo arm, never noticed because the contrast with his commons is low and his epics cover it up
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>>152030204
Because her ultimate doesn't do anything.
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>>152030196
>traveling to Temple of Anubis
>prepare to attack
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Are golden guns limited per skin or just character? Like if I buy golden guns with Posh Tracer, can I equip Sprinter and still use them?
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>>152030215
I hate that show
it reminds me monmusus will never exist and I'll be forever alone
papi a best
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>new map
that's not how germany looks.
missing tons of regugee centers
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Genji Shimada
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>>152030285
The golden skins apply over the guns that you are using, so yes
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>>152030268
>playing with friends
>good times all around
>Temple of Anubis attack
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>>152030285
You buy it for the character, and it goes with all skins.
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>>152030285
Yes. It's an unlock for the character.

Seeing as how they have the weapon in a separate cosmetic loadout I wonder if they'll let you mix and match
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>>152030327
in overwatch world robot war ruined the german economy, which meant no more free handouts and too militarized to get complimentary welcome rape, so they all fled to numbani instead
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>>152030327

Well its a fantasy world.

>Hanamura is full of smog & chinks
>America isn't full of piss, niggers and spics
>Britain isn't full of Muslims.
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>>152030327
stale joke, try harder
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>>152030327
>regugee
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>>152030367
>>152030389
>>152030394
Good, I do hope one day they'll let us use any weapon style with any skin though.

I love Sprinter Tracer but really don't like the weapon models. That big orange thing on the top of them looks awful.
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>>152030394
they might do other reskins/effects besides gold, but I doubt you'll be able to mix and match since some would look downright silly
but god fucking damn if I wouldn't love using the mechaqueen launcher with anubis
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>>152030431

Forgot that Numbani would never, ever, look that good without Apartheid :D

Also to the faggot who bitched about 'Eichenwalde' being wrong, it isn't.
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>>152030394
>Seeing as how they have the weapon in a separate cosmetic loadout I wonder if they'll let you mix and match
Unusual weapons with particle effects.
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>>152030473
> That big orange thing on the top of them looks awful.
why do the olympic legends have weird little alterations like that? Zarya's energy tank gets turned into a couple of lifting weights
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>>152030535
I mean they do have kill-streaks built into the game.
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>>152030327
Even Blizzard knows Islam needs to be eradicated. Ana isn't even wearing a burqa, and Pharah's not a 9-year old married to an old man.
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>>152030441
>hurr durr it's only a joke xD
No, it's reality, you don't get to be so fucking deluded and blind in 2016.
But then again Overwatch is pure fiction unlike Cottonfield 1 so I can't really complain, true.
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>>152030542
Zarya's I like, it fits with the weightlifter motif in a cute way. Like she put weights on her gun to make it heavier.

But the "sights", if that's what they're meant to be, on Tracer's pistols just look dumb.
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>>152030638
I thought of them as trying to make it look like a starter pistol or something, doesn't bother me much and the little jiggleboned wrist straps make up for it
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>>152030610
Christ dude, learn to switch off.
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>>152030327
This Germany in the future.

By then we solved that pesky rodent problem we have now.
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>>152030719
I'm trying, guess why I'm playing this game after all
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>people still play pharah after the arrival of another sniper + mccree buff

please stop
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On a certain spot you can see futuristic Stuttgart in the distance. The map designer kind of hinted that they might do a map there someday on Muselk's stream.
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>Be Soldier
>Some Genji thinks I'm an easy kill
>Drop healing field and make him pop reflect
>He realizes his mistake and tries to run away
>Blast him a new asshole with Helix missiles

Every fucking time
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>>152030886
if its quick play who gives a fuck
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>>152030991

I shoot genji too
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Anyone wanna play some video games? Need to someone to play with for that group xp
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>>152030886
I wish I could play pharah.

It hurts me that I can't.
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>literally 1 hour wait so far for my last comp placement match

Why is this allowed?
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>>152030517

It's at minimum an odd choice, unless they're specifically going for old-timey flavor by means of a dative suffix no longer in widespread contemporary use. "Eichenwald" makes more sense, especially considering the map is speculated to be in the Black Forest (Schwarzwald, not Schwarzwalde).
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>>152030886
>Haven't touched Pharah since the beta
>Figure I'd try her out
>Do utter shit in qp
>Hear a guy ove rthe mic literally start screaming
>He's swearing and sputtering and snarling
>I'm pretty sure I can hear the spit hit his microphone
>Give zero fucks and continue being utter trash
>We lose spectacularly
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Can I soak up D.va's Mech self-destruct as Zarya if I time my absorb right?
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>>152031165
maybe don't queue at NEET hours fuckwad
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>>152031223
yes
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>>152030886
Just play Pharah like a Junkrat and you'll be fine. You should only be hovering around in the air without cover if you're a sub-50 shitter.
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>>152031223
ye, the bubble is 100% unbreakable
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>>152030886
Here's a tip: Don't float around in the sky like a fucking idiot.
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>>152031223
Yes, I do it all the time. I've even managed to block Deadeye with it.
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>>152031223
Not only can you, but you should do it every time. Coordinate with a teammate to double-bubble and get a free 100% charge every time they do it.
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Why can't I login into PST?
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is harambe a good meme
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>>152031246
>>152031256
>>152031314
Thanks, friends.
>>152031334
I only just started playing the game and I play alone, so, no coordinating for me.
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>>152031374
sticks out for randy
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>>152031063
Good. There are too many people who don't
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>ranked

we won because everyone was nice and had a mic, but still
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>attack
>defense

it's ok i'll just hope to win the next game.
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>>152031389
Have fun with an easy 50% charge.
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>>152031389
Luckily, if your just starting out, then you won't need to coordinate to find one or more team mates who aren't escaping from the blast. Bubble to save them, and bubble yourself.
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>>152030737

You're going to get a knock on your door soon Hans if you don't calm down with that hate speech.
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People are playing this free to play shit?
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>>152031453
literally what are you complaining about?
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One last night to rank up!

>three straight losses
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>>152031587
I think his issue is they matched a 5 man group against six randos, including one who was still doing placement.
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>>152031620
>Finally finish my placements 9-1 on the last possible night before bed
>Placed 67
Free gold gun for this guy
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You've been given the daunting task of making Symmetra viable in comp and for the entirety of 2 CP maps. How do you go about it?
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Does bodyblocking works against D.Va ult?

Seems like a Roadhog or bubbled Zarya won't stop the ult from killing teammates behind them.
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>>152031673
she's already viable, done
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>>152031223
Actually, if you do this you can count as a wall and block it for teammates behind you, would reccommend
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>>152031581
Well shitposted.
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>>152031660
Oh, I got plenty of wins for the gold gun. I just wanted to go out on a higher note than this. Or at least not a horrible losing streak.
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>>152031673
lasers recharge in clusters of 3 instead of one at a time, teleporter adds shields based on proximity to spawn (closer=more shields, degenerate like sound barrier)
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>>152031660
My poor rank 47 friend is on suicide watch after learning about the end of season rewards. He did nothing but grind out competitive points for the past couple months and only just got his golden guns the week before the announcement.

Now a guy like you comes along and gets on in 10 games.
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>>152031736
Not at point B.
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>>152031651
The 5-stack bringing a rank 45 is shitty as well.

But the unranked teammate shouldn't be an issue, he could've just been another rank 57 under placement, especially considering the average.
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Who /hype/ here?
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POST THOSE LOOT BOXES FAMILY

>tfw this was my last one
>tfw drunk on a tuesday morning

GREAT FEEL FAMILY
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>>152031587
>5 man premade
>all over level 100, some over 200
>playing against mostly under 100 randos, one who is still in placement matches
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>>152031818
>hiding your identity
rifk
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>>152031660
wait, how many points does 52 get you? I never play comp and just did the placement matches for the spray
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>>152031790
Who's the loli(?)
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>>152031818
At least the summer lootboxes don't end tomorrow.
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>>152031673
Remover the cooldown on the sentries. Her orbs travel faster
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>>152031850
SR 0-39: 10 CPs
SR 40-45: 20 CPs
SR 46-49: 40 CPs
SR 50-52: 60 CPs
SR 53-55: 80 CPs
SR 56-59: 120 CPs
SR 60-64: 200 CPs
SR 65+: 300 CPs
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>>152031818
>9000 coins that will end up being useless because Jew Kapplan wants to make event items "special'
kek
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>>152031818
>9000 coins
nigger how many boxes did you buy?
>>152031928
>1 off from 80
aw shucks
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>>152031841
>rifk
what mean?
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>>152031859

No idea, probably a character unique to the comic like the omnic next to her.
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>>152031762
And the teleporter automatically comes equipped with a pair of turrets.
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>>152031928
I don't know why they stopped at 65+, I should be getting 500+ CP for being 80+
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>>152031954
none. absolutely 0 purchased loot boxes. all i have i got through leveling.

i just haven't bought ANYTHING. waiting until the summer event is up.
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>>152031958
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rifk
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ok, level 96, already have muricree, sprint tracer, red blonde zarya, so should I
a. prestige and get 20 ez crates for swiss mercy/korea dva/futbol lucio/voice lines
or
b. save it for halloween
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>>152031928
>If I played a single game of comp after placement I would've gotten 200 instead of 120
alas

Is it too late to try and do that?
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>Land a 5 man Earthshatter
>Eagerly charge
>Too many targets to choose from
>I hit none, while pushing at least 3 of them away from our Reaper's Blossom
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>>152032086
Plan b is don't level up for two months?
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Nice game blizztards.
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>>152032086
>http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rifk
prestige nigga, it's like 2 months till halloween
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>>152031994
yeah rank 65 is fucking easy to get, i don't know why the shitters are getting the same reward as the golden gods
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>>152032086
>Not play the game until halloween to try and get around blizzard's jewery
I mean if you want
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>>152032101
nope you have until 5pm pst
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>>152031673
I don't think it's necessarily a problem that Sym is only useful with a spawn disadvantage. That said, a quick way to fix it would be to add an offensive usage for the teleporter ult. I recommend letting you Q any target at close range and teleporting them to the most distant spawn room on the map.

As for her turrets, I think they're fine, but they could be given all six at the start and only cooldown when they're destroyed. (so they can't be replaced immediately)

Also, red health conversion into shields. Example, 50 health converted to 50 shields, plus an additional 25 shields. This would make her actually fill a support role since the granted shields could let people walk off a McCree body shot.
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>>152032101
No, the season doesn't end until 5 PST today.
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>>152032150
b8 or what?
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>>152032131
>>152032148
>>152032195
it's 5 am and my mind shorted out and I though it was mid september instead of august, whoops
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>finally finish my placement matches
>this was my last match
>my only loss

I still got 72 though, at least I can reap in my sweet 300 hundo comp points

>>152032132
>someone else was in that retarded match

I had to wait an hour for that horseshit too. At least it's over
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>>152032216
>>152032237
Does it go off of current rank or all-season?
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has anyone ever seen a symmetra potg

what does it look like
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>>152031818
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Make yourselves useful, move the payload.
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>>152032217
>pretty one button to delete someone

urgh
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>>152032268
That's still like a month and a half of not playing the game.

Or whenever Blizzard starts doing halloween shit

>>152032289
People being oblivious to her beam
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>>152032289
She lasers 3 distracted targets in a row. That thing does a lot of damage.
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>>152032280
highest rank you ever gotten
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A-Am I doing good, guys?


I want to be really good one day so that senpai will notice me
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>>152032280
highest rank achieved, i believe, so go ahead and derank to 20, it don't matter
>>152032289
she gets fed by a tank, her laser goes to rank 3 and she melts everyone while jumping like an autist
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>>152032248
no, 65 is piss easy to get
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>>152032289
She just chases blind shitters around with her stupid bee gun while someone off screen dies to her turrets.
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>>152032289
Pretty easy to get in Temple of Anubis if your team is not retarded
>enemy pushes left
>there's your killroom
>shoot charged shot ot soften everyone up
>someone else on your team pushes too, usually a tank or Reaper to keep their attention
>run inside and hold LMB
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>>152032374
>>152032379
I'll try and get a rank in for the extra goy points.
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So if you're in the top 6% when you have a 60 skill rating, how might us sub-60s know what % we're in? Is there a way to know?
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>>152032378
Good enough now lets play
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>>152032360
I assume they'd start the beginning of october, so a two week break after the summer would be reasonable
plus I've afk farmed R6:siege in the background, and I want to try out the new ops
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>>152032428
>enemy pushes right
>do literally nothing
>lose the point
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>>152032318
>one button to delete someone
That's put it in line with other ults. I'm also recommending making it worse than death, since it might take longer than respawn to walk back if you hit a tank without a travel power.

If you want a counter, have it so there is a deployment time, where the target gets stuck, but the enemy can destroy the teleporter and save them if they're very quick.
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>>152032276
Yeah, we might have at least had a chance if the Genji and McRee weren't fucking retarded.
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>>152032456
Bottom 94% anon
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What I think blizzard will do is give her extra health or self shield, increase weapon range, and reduce the penalties of using her turrets during combat, she'll just fill a Mei like role. And forget about the ultimate for now.

Imo her whole kit is lame, and there is almost nothing to work with
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>>152032476
If you're retarded enough not to change position when enemy change their tactic, no wonder you've never seen her POTG.
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>>152032456
Go to overbuff or masteroverwatch. They'll give you an approximate number based on everyone in their system. They report that 60 is less than 90th percentile (top-10%)
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>>152032395
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqh8tnHhIjg
nigga 60 is top 6% wtf
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>>152032547
As a Symmetra avid player one thing that would make me really happy is decreasing the cooldown on her sentries. Nothing more frustrating that standing in front of a wall and waiting for the cooldown to pass. More health would be great too.
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>>152032289
I've seen Ana get POTG with a penta-kill, so yeah any hero can get POTG
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>>152032308
good haul breh, that's ana's superior epic.
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>>152032456
bottom 9% at 39.
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>>152032658
Yea and your point being? Several million people play this game. A ton of them are retards.

I'm a casual fuck who only plays pharah or junkrat and I got 62 in placement.
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>>152032653
Yeah, their statistics are false, since what Blizzard is saying is different, wouldn't trust.
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>>152032547
Her shield boost has been basically nonexistent since it got nerfed from 50, and her ult only works for defending the first point.

Those are the big, glaring issues that keep her from being good. She only has 1 ability a lot of the time.
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>>152032289
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>tfw they yell for you to on the point, but Dragonblade is ready
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>>152032659
For starters, give her no cooldown during setup. Having to sprint like the wind just to put them down is retarded
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>>152032308
It was a dupe, notice the gold on her jacket.
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>>152032653
So their stats aren't legit? Ah well I'll giv eit a go.
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>Me and 4 friends are ranked between low 50s and high 50s
>Another friend buys the game last week
>Level him up to 25
>Play his placement matches
>He goes 9W1L
>He ranks 64

I wonder if we're gonna rank good in season 2 with this team.

I'll never play comp alone again.
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>>152032770
Given there's no alternative, an approximation is fine. Especially since we know now that it rates you less well than you actually are, so you know the lower limit.
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>>152032860
>tfw they yell for you to on the pointand you're already there, but their Dragonblade is ready
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>>152032876
for
>>152032739
This is what I get for having inline posting and no sleep.
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>>152031673
Spawn with 6 turrets available, ability works as normal beyond that with the 3 limit during game unless you die and thus respawn with 6 once more.
Turrets damage up by 5 or 10%
Turrets deploy and activate from creation 10% faster.
Turrets now take 2 hits to destroy.
Shield "converts" 25 of existing HP into shield + the additional 25 on top.
M2 travels 5 or 10% faster.
Teleporter works as current when placed on map; however if you place it in spawn it reduces the respawn timer for the next 6 people instead, allowing your team to come back into the fray faster when pushed to the last point for a brief period.
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>>152032885
Their stats are legit, but the percentiles which tell you how well you are doing relative to others only includes the other people they have scanned. They leave out a lot of casuals who'll never visit their site or otherwise have people who are interested in them.
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TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN
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>>152032289
Like toblerones with a skirt but with worse angle to stare at widows booty.
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>>152031673
maker her RMB poo projectile faster, or go through walls

change her to a def hero

change E to apply trap portal for enemies, sending them to a designated location

ulti portaloo charges faster
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>>152033023
I WANT TO GET OFF MR. BONES' WILD RIDE
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>>152032915
You'll probably not be allowed to queue together. Next season if you're ranks are too far apart they'll block your group.
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daily reminder Blizzard fancucks are literally the worst

http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20748475880
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>>152032659
Would a secondary ult while the teleporter is up help her? Say, you can instantly have the teleporter back in your hands to be placed again. This could be used to rescue it from an attacker or move the already active teleporter to a more optimal location if everyone has moved on to a new checkpoint. Since it's not a new teleporter, and to keep it balanced, it would keep any damage it took and # of times it was used.
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>>152033023
What heros do you play that get like 17% accuracy?
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>>152032653
Damn top 45% with rank 50. There's quite a difference for 10 ranks...
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>>152033117
Junkrat.
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>>152033093
With all those wins we ended

58-59-60-60-62 (Me)

We're not that far apart, are we?
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>>152032289
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>guy who plays exclusively Mei gets into the top 500

I was very impressed.
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>>152033118
The current distribution is stupid. You have the majority crammed into 45-55, with everything under mainly occupied by Korean boost accounts or controller players, and the top 500 players starting just a little above rank 70.
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Team Deathmatch mode when?
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>>152033118
Yeah that's why I don't believe any of these percentile numbers. Having like 80% of players in a span of 20 ranks just seems insane.

>>152033140
>check my junkrat accuracy
>dead on 17%

oh wow
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This should be a new Rein skin.
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>0-4 tonight

C'mon, forced 50, gimme something-something.
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>>152033387
>New rein skin
Completely disregarding your pic, what's the point, everybody will still be raging edgelords with Darkhardt.
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>>152033329
People with more than 20% accuracy on junkrat don't understand the point of junkrat
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which overwatch would succ the best
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>>152033309
Blizzard is morally opposed to team deathmatch because they don't want to balance their heroes for non-objective play. But they were also morally opposed to 1 hero limits, so what do they know?

Personally, I'd like to queue into non-stop skirmish to practice with heroes I'm not comfortable with in QP or comp.
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>>152033454
>Tracer succs you off
>does her rewind
>gets to suck you off again
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>>152033309
Never ever, even Tf2 Arena was just delayed KOTH because classes with better mobility would hide if they started losing. You have KOTH and Skirmish already.
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>>152033454
mei
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>>152033454
Bastion
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>>152033437
>Darkhardt
You mean Blackhardt? I switch it up between that and Lionhardt. I seem to win more in Blackhardt though.
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Why are Tracers voice lines so rage inducing?
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>>152032764
I'm an absolute shitter who only plays Junkrat/Rein/Lucio and got ranked 66. Feelsgoodman
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>>152033491
i like your thinking
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>>152033527
>LET'S TRY THAT AGAIN
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>>152033309
I really wish there was a more casual game mode.

Or like community servers or something.
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>>152033491
>Doesn't understand how Tracer's time travel works
She could get herself to the edge again if you wanted to make her cum twice though.
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>>152033527
Stupid breathy fish and chips voice
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>>152033454
widowmake wit the dicc succ lip mmmMMM
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>>152033309
Would it play any differently to king of the hill? I don't think tdm works in a game where you don't care about powerup and weapon and armour spawns.
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>>152033387
>implying it won't be
Blizz pls gibe more new skins in the update
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>>152033527
Because she's the most annoying hero to fight against if she just spams her teleport and rewind. Even with her counters like McCree it's still like pulling teeth.
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>>152033603
I'm listening to Bohemian Rhapsody and you headhshotted tracer at the exact time of a drum beat. it was neat.
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>>152033527
>tracer escapes with 10 health or something
EVAH GIT THAT FEELIN OF DEJAH-VOO
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>>152033491
Her tie warp thing only goes back like 5 seconds, and what the fuck is the point of it regardless since it only affects her?

She unswalllows your cum or something?
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>>152033502
Dem dick suckin' lips>>152033518
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>>152033497
TF2 had 2fort with no cap limit though
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>>152033571
I wanna try you again if you know what I mean
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>>152033497
Skirmish should really just be ffa on koth maps. Hell spawn a quad on the point every now and then.
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>>152033637
Hightower and quite a few other maps in TF2 are effectively TDM.

Nucleus is another one.
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>>152033518
Yeah, that. I literally see it everywhere. If I see a Reinhardt it's about 90% likely to be that same fucking skin.
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>>152033649
Easiest solution to a Tracer is to play a Torb and place for anti-flank. Tracers will blow their ults just to take out level 1 turrets. His right click is also exceptionally good for erasing Tracers, with 150 damage per shot if every pellet of its tight spread hits. The only downside of this is you'll have to play Tobjorn.
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>>152033603
>that webm
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>>152033668
>>152033583
What if you both were wearing that chest device of hers? Like you're wearing the same shirt.
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>>152033527
>EVER GET THAT FEELING OF DEJA VU?

SHUT UP SHUT SHUT SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY

I'M SO SICK OF HEARING THIS FUCKING LINE
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>>152033603
This webm would be a lot better if that mccree wasn't aiming at the floor.
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why does he wear the mask
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>>152033527
D.Va is worse
>"winky piss"
>sounds like she's choking on doritos when she gets hit
>sounds like she literally has low bowel movement when she dies
>her falling scream
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Question.

Do I need to be rank 65 when the season ends to get my 300 points or can I be a rank 64 with a season high of 65?

Thanks, wondering because I thought it was the latter but my normie reddit friends are telling me it's end rank.
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>>152033781
Well if you want to get Winston to science you up something that makes you go back in time 5 seconds go ahead.

Though my first thought was TF into Tracer and I got a boner.
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>>152033387
We need a Reinhardt video explaining the Crusaders. They seem like a cool group.
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>>152033816
Dr. Ziegler, I'm TALON.
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>>152033816
to hide the fact that he is an omnic
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>>152033838
All sources point to season high being what matters
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>>152033826
All of her death cries sound like she's having an orgasm.
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>>152033039
nah, her pistol is fucking good
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>>152033816
I want to hug him and tell him that it's gonna be okay.
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>>152033838
>or can I be a rank 64 with a season high of 65?
correct
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why does it take anyone more than 3 minutes to queue up?
That's not the case for me
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>>152033826
I dunno, D.Va hurt/dying screams are kinda hot. Especially that falling one.
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>>152033816
he's a big guy
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>>152033826
Plugsuit Dva getting pinned/falling is pretty fucking gruesome
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Reminder that Pharah would be the sweetest gf.
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>>152032965
im sorry family :(
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>>152034015
reminder that it doesn't matter because you will die alone
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>>152033702
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NERF WIDOWMAKER'S ASS
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>>152033826
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>>152033883
>>152033924
Perfect.

Thanks la.
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I hope the bastion cinematic involves a fight with Reinhardt who gets pissed that one of his comrade's killers has woken up.
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Is the new PTR out?
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>>152033684
On custom servers, sure. And that had people still playing the objective by being a turtling engineer if they weren't a sniper. 2fort was terrible either way, the same people who enjoyed endless 2fort also enjoyed capture point disabled arena (horrible) so you would have to spend 30 minutes finding a single deadringer spy who hides or runs the entire time or watch people doing that until you could play the next round.
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https://youtu.be/MUP5U-yPWj8
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>>152033826
>low bowel movement shaming
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i just unlocked zenyatta's cute spray, can i get some (you)s family?
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>>152033527
>mfw ultraviolet skin and "she shoots she scores" voiceline after every kill
nothing else i can do makes people this angry
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>>152034092
IT'S HAPPENING
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>>152034117
Here you go, my friend.
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>>152034041
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>>152034117
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>>152034037
I already accepted that.
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>>152034181
>Pharah with appendages
Delusional waifufags, every time
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>>152034117
I got it two days ago man.

And yesterday I got Rein's pixel spray.
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>>152033856
This Mercy pic always makes me feel funny desu.
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>>152034039
I love you
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>>152034041
NERF THIS
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>Anubis
>attack
>defenders pick 2 symetras
>monkey trouble
>clear left room in one sweep
>achievement unlocked
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>>152034117

this and reinhardts are the only ones I am still missing.

Need a good enemy towelsti.
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>>152034092
>no vending machines or arcade games to destroy in the spawn room

D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D
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>Play nothing but McCree for the last few days to practice with him
>no matter how hard I try, I feel like I suck ass with him and always have sucked
>miss a fuckton of my shots the entire time, can empty up to 2 cylinders without being able to hit a Tracer even once, for example
>even the opposing team notices it and makes fun of me for it
>go check my stats to see my accuracy/crit rate is on top 1%/2%


does this top percentile bullshit even matter at all? does every McCree in the game actually suck even worse than this? 'cause I see lots of them hitting me all the time when I'm on any other hero
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How long do competitive matches take? Do I even have time to do my placements today for the participation rewards?

My only context is seeing my friends list in competitive and they seem to be in there for hours at a time
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>>152034117
Here you go cousin
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>>152034276
FUCK
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>>152034215
You should space your bait out every few days. We already know you're not that retarded.
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>>152034215
>amputeefags are still a thing
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>>152034346
plenty of time, you have over 12 hours as of right now and individual matches don't take long
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>>152034092
Why does Head Established sound so awful in German?

It's like they're just lazily saying it
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>>152033813
but this isnt csgo
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>>152034346
15-25 minutes usually
you still have time
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>when a roadhog hooks your lucio
>and you barrier that nigger
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Hey if you get mercys golden gun its both right?
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>>152034317
This is dead on what my McCree stats look like and I'm rank 39.

I've only ever been called out on my aim by whiny teammates.
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>>152034437
Maybe Swiss accents just sound like that. She apparently has a Swiss accent in the German dub.
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>>152034147
>>152034175
>>152034235
>>152034239
>>152034296
>>152034367
thanks brehs

more (you)s inc for anyone that wants em

so long as they respond
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>>152034085
I'd still like TDM just as a 'less serious' mode to dick around in. Even quickplay is taken really ridiculously serious since it involves objectives. I ended up disabling team chat the other night just because of all the crying about character picks and blaming losses and endless shit talking.

Where do you play Hanzo if not quickplay? I'd like to play him in TDM. PS I was Zarya, not the Hanzo. But I rarely play the character I feel like playing even in quickplay because of this shit. People actually AFK if you do.
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>>152034447
If you don't want to get headshots why are you playing McCree?
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>>152034317
>does this top percentile bullshit even matter at all? does every McCree in the game actually suck even worse than this?
You have to realize this is played by several million people.

TF2 'only' had over a hundred thousand and you still see leagues of retards.
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>>152034317
You're probably hitting a bunch of tanks, which can ramp up your accuracy score even when it's not really that good.
Also try working on those FTH kills
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>>152034041
>>152034276
but they did, it no longer grows larger when she ults
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Hello /owg/,

A couple of my friends convinced me to buy the PS4 version to play with them, so I wondered how big the difference with PC is.

I heard characters like McCree and the snipers are inherently at a big disadvantage while the smaller, quick characters like Tracer/Genji/Lucio are at an advantage because of lolconsoleaiming and >input lag

How much is that true?
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>>152034682
>ps4

fuck off
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>>152034682
its so bad they nerfed torb on consoles
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>>152034682
seems resonable
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>>152034682
Console is garbage. Even the devs know it's second fiddle because updates take weeks to come there.

ALso they had to nerf torb of all things
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>>152034682
Pharah is garbage on PC and you'd have to be stupid to not pick her on console.
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>>152034674
Its still way too round and bouncy and smooth.
Makes the game unplayable.
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>>152034671
>Also try working on those FTH kills

What does this even mean? When do you use FtH outside of when tanks are close or when you're just plugging away at Reinhardt shields?
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three leavers in four games today
nine leavers in thirty games in two days
I dropped 10 ranks, 9 because I played 5v6

JUST CARRY HARDER LMAO
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>>152034092
That final stretch looks like King's Row

It's sad that they didn't make it more interesting, like having to cap the door a couple of times to break it, and just disposing of the payload after that and make a control point at the end to finish the map, I don't know.
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>>152034147
do you happen to have another version of that pic
with pic related
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>>152034674
They should just remove her from the game entirely. It's still too good.

>tfw I make sure to stare at her ass long enough so that it shows up on the killcam
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>>152034317
You have very high accuracy, but it's note telling the whole story. You feel like your struggling because your positioning and tactics aren't ideal.

As someone else mentioned, it's possible that your accuracy is high because you're only shooting tanks, people who are flashbanged, or other easily hit targets. Your relatively low damage and eliminations suggests you're also conservative with your shots; you only fire when you're confident you'll hit, so people with worse accuracy but who fire more still hit more often per game than you do.

I'm also shit with McCree despite low deaths and high accuracy. I play Soldier instead.
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>>152034796
Unless you are one of those Quake pros.
Sometimes its like they are cheating.
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Finally achieved 200 comp points. Now just need someone to give me a hundred more and I'll be set.
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>>152034865
The biggest missed opportunity is not making is a reverse-hybrid. Start with an escort, bust open the keep, then raid it to capture a point. At the moment you drive the catapult up to the throne which makes about as much sense as something that doesn't make any sense at all.
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god dammit I'm sick of mercy players I haven't seen in single one in the past week that wasn't a complete retard

>1 fucker dies
>HEROES NEVER DIE xDDD

then they never ult again for the remainder of the match
>>
So if im rank 39 do i still get shit?
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>>152034425
>making pharah look this awkward and uncanny valley
why?
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>>152034980
What rank are you? You might get close to 100 when the season ends.
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>Playing D. Va against Pharah
It's not even funny how much she invalidates anything Pharah can do
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>>152034837
>tfw one guy on the enemy team apologizes and has to leave
>we end up losing the point because the other team has their spawn right next to the point And also they played really well
>one guy goes apeshit over losing a 5v6
>"fuck you guys, this is unpresidented i'm throwing this round"
>picks hanzo
>we end up losing the round
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>>152035037
Meanwhile it seems like the enemy Mercy always has their ult on hand.
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>>152034837
Reminder that these things won't change with the new system.
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>>152035010
That's exactly what I said, yes.
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>>152035075
enjoy your 10 cp
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>>152034865
>>152035010
I don't see how people thought the end section would be a capture point. It's very clearly designed for payload movement with the red carpet leading up to the throne.
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So what the fuck happened here? The sonic arrow got stuck in the rein shield and the soldier walked into it and got headshot?
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>>152035156
>I don't see how people thought the end section would be a capture point.
People saw the battering ram and thought the battering ram would stop being used and you'd storm the castle
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>>152035131
FUCK
what if my season high is 49?
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>>152035093
High of 59, so that someone should be Blizzard tomorrow afternoon with 20 to spare.

Or I could just grind out 100 more wins in 12 hours and beat them to it.
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>>152035156
Because you are trying to seize a fucking castle?

What use for a ram do you have inside?
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>>152034729
>>152034749
>>152034769
>>152034796

Well, as a McCree-main: that sucks. Might just switch to Junkrat or something on consoles.
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>>152035087
You don't want to see your waifu happy?
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>>152035037
>mercy players that only use their res if 5 people are dead for that ebin potg
nothing worse desu
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>>152035173
arrow got stuck in shield, rein stopped shielding, arrow fell onto soldier
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>>152035208
woah man thats a really huge spoiler]40 CP[/spoiler]
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>>152035173
YEa if you fire an arrow at a rein shield it's still live

>>152035208
40
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>>152035105
>It's not even funny

Having Pharah ult, flying up to her with defense matrix up, then dropping defense matrix in melee range so she kills herself with collateral explosions is kinda funny.
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>>152035208
Enjoy your 40 CP.
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>>152035220
what the fuck did you just say faggot
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>>152035279
>>152035289
>>152035304

well its better than the 14cp i have now, but is that literally it?
no sprays or shit?
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>>152035268
>>152035289
Damn, Hanzo getting bullshit kills feels excellent when you're not the one dying
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>>152035224
Just use Reaper, Junkrat, Mei, Winston, and Roadhog.
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>>152035221
Gotta use it to ram Widowmaker's sweet ass
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>>152035221
I mean yeah conceptually it really doesn't make much sense, but if you looked at this and figured it wouldn't involve a payload, I don't know what to tell you
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>>152035037
I'd only do this if it was the tank that died and we we're all on the point or someshit
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>>152035353
You got a spray and an icon for doing placement.

I placed in 59 and didn't play again because fuck caring about comp.

I might try a little bit today to get to 60 though, since it's a whole extra 80 goy points and that's 80 less games I have to bother to care about.
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>>152035353
You'll get a spray and icon, but not animated like for the top 500.
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>>152035416
What the fuck dude
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>>152035450
pretend to care, not bother to care
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>>152035450
since my placements i think i lost like 5 out of every 6 games i played mostly playing mercy

>>152035474
Ah thats alright then, at least placements are worth something, do we know what the spray looks like yet or nah?
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>>152035559
>Playing a support during placements
>Playing a support during comp
You poor soul
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>>152035559
yeah you can view it in game already
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>>152035559
https://rankedboost.com/overwatch/season-rewards/spray/
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>>152034625
I don't fully follow the below, I think you're mixing up slightly related comment chains. Anyway TDM won't reduce salt, people already take it seriously in stuff like CoD and people WILL tryhard TDM with cancerous meta TDM comps. The game mode doesn't matter, the game does. Tf2 was much more relaxed no matter what outside of Sixes because teams were typically 12v12 or more. One memeing moron didn't bring everyone down and everything sort of blended into a crowd. Plus Tf2 had community servers so likeminded people could get together and/or you'd be playing with the same-ish people who might come back to the server so people were more polite. MYM update adding "casual" mode proved that sticking randoms together for one game= rude behavior. You can't really circumvent this.
>>
Team, heal up here.
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>>152035605
during placements i played anything, won like 6/10
it was after that i mostly played mercy

>>152035609
>>152035616
oh it looks terrible
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>>152035559
>Mercy

You should have gone Zen, brethen.
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>>152035450
I was almost there, one win away, then came the plummet. Now all I'm hoping for is a ridiculously lucky turnaround and win streak.
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>>152035254
I hate this, my friend is like that and he only plays Mercy.

>Dude, why aren't you reviving anyone?
>I want to get a huge rez
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>>152035736
Wow, just seeing that breaks my heart.
I'm sorry for you anon.
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>>152035747
It's honestly the best way to play her. Suck a sniper's dick, then wait around while your team gets slaughtered, and save the entire game
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HOW MANY HOURS UNTIL BASTION VIDEO?
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>mercy sitting as far back as possible
>completely isolated
>waaaa why is no one covering me
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my keyboard at level 252
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>>152035828
gagged a little tbqhfamilia
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>>152035885
That's far from the worst shit on tumblr.

It's almost ok outside of fat mei
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>tfw you are oonga, but your team is bunga
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>>152034317
>weh

who are you anon
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When the fuck are we getting formal Mr.Junkrat suit skin Blizzard?!
I want to spend all my funbux
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>>152035979
Do we have a stock image for every hero?
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>>152035736
Same, but I finally got there recently and stopped playing comp immediately after. I'm sorry you couldn't be freed from the prison
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?? isn't the season over? why can I play comp?
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>>152031818
Cropped out the name because I'm on console
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>>152036019

Really wonder, who comes up with those ideas and who uses them?
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>>152036041
Season ends in a bit under 12 hours
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>>152036041
5PM Pacific.
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>they're banning Junkrat and Hanzo in comp for season two
SHITTERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>>152033023
ITS IN YOUR HEAD
ALL THE VOICES MISTAKEN
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>>152036145
t. anon who got TRIGGERED too many times
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>>152029959
wheres the first one from?
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>>152036220
her olympics skin
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>>152033023
How did someone this shitty place in the low fucking 70s? What a joke.
>>
How shitty am I?

http://masteroverwatch.com/profile/pc/us/Sini-11234
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>>152036145
I wish
>tfw I just got the same Hanzo main twice in a row because nobody else is on at 5 AM
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>>152036106
No idea, but we need more.
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WEW LADS THAT WAS SCARY

Good thing I fixed it before the season ended.
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>>152036389
It only cares about season high
>>
Holy fuck junkrat is fun
>>
>>152035819
>"The Last Bastion" premieres exclusively at gamescom 2016 on August 18 at 9am PT.

If PT means Pacific Timezone (where I live and where Blizzard is located). Then...

1 day, 3 hours, 45 minutes. It's barely the 17th here, it's like 5am right now.
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>play for less than a month
>too scared to do competitive
>on the last day decide to grow some balls and do my placements
>get into my first match
>we're attacking
>crush the first engagement
>payload never stops moving for a second until we win in stomp fashion
>a man on the other team, disconcertingly named "the chodeinator" types for us to report his team
>we're defending now, shit guess we have to do both
>their spirits are crushed, chodeinator has gone with attack bastion
>we manage a pretty solid hold before the first point
>victory, I get 3 commends from my 1-game familia
m-maybe this won't be so bad after all... watch me go 1-9 now
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>>152036404
Yeah but being a sub-60 shitter makes me feel bad
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>>152036332
>>
>tfw you have skin/emote/pose/line/spray/potg sets for each attack character you like
>tfw always forced to play support or tank so you never see them
>>
Is 47 a respectable rank?
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>61-49
>Win/Loss

are you trying hard /owg/?
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>was rank 65
>know i can do much better
>massive loss streak to 60
>wont reach top 500 before season ends
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>>152036517
No lul
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Phew, finally got all 4 D.Va summer unlocks. Based promotions.
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>>152032237
WAT DA FUQ I THOUGHT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE TOMORROW?????????????
>>
why on earth can't we pick what maps or mode we want to play?

every time I see anubis I want to quit but the shitty matchmaker just puts me back in the same game I just quit anyway
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>>152036576
>lul
please die irl
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>get matched against the same team 3 times in a row
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>>152036584
Hi
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>>152036501
also

>this guy
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>>152036653
ULURU
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>>152036650
Anubis is so fun to defend.

Attacking... not so much.
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>>152035828
Stop cumming on your keyboard you disgusting beast.
>>
>>152036734
Can I cum on you instead?
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>>152036584
Hi Hana
>>
Best way to practice aiming other than slogging through quick play?

I'm at 17in/360 atm and can tell a difference after lowering input lag but still.
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>>152034239
You may want to censor that penis in the future.
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HOW LONG UNTIL THE EVENT ENDS?
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>>152036852
11 hours 35 minutes
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>>152036852
22nd i think
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>>152031673
>Can hold on to your alt fire indefinitely, but it only deals 100 damage and has a slightly shorter charge up
>Her tether should have more range but require more accuracy the farther the target is.
>Two kinds of turrets, damage and shields
>Damage turrets work as normally
>Shield turrets latch onto allies and give them a shield buff, 50 extra shields, that decay while away from the turret but regenerate (slowly) while they are still being affected by the beam
>Turrets don't share cooldown, but you can only place 8 total turrets of both types
>Teleporter works as it normally does

That's my take at least.
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>>152036843
TACTICUL ACTIVATED VISOR
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>>152036887
Wait, event is until 22nd.

I read season 1.
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>>152036661
>get absolutely slaughtered by a 5-man premade in comp
>get matched against them for the next three matches, even after intentionally waiting a minute before the last one
>>
Using Pharah's ult is so much fun, why didn't I try offense earlier
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>>152036480
I went 1/9 and still ended up rank 64. It's mostly based on personal performance
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>>152036989
Because she gets wrecked by McCree and D. Va
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>>152036662
>>152036818
Annyeong
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Is it worth buying a golden gun, or should I save my CP for potential future rewards? Or are golden guns likely all there will ever be?
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>>152036989
because she's countered by everything

i miss like the first week or two when people didn't look up
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>play ranked
>last pick
>0 healer
>pick Hanzo

Who /devilish/ here?
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>>152036650
That's because it tries to find the best match possible and since you qualified for that game before it will throw you back in as if you were backfilling or entering for the first time. Blizzard didn't bother to make it recognize games you've already been in since the only people that helps is leavers and they've made it clear how they feel about leavers.

Also, because that would make queue times longer for certain game modes or maps and they want to keep it the same across the board especially since the selection is limited enough to begin with. So the handful of people that like [map you hate] don't have to wait a long time to play it. It doesn't help you but it helps Blizzard, so Blizzard is going to do what helps Blizzard.
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>>152037072
>Or are golden guns likely all there will ever be?
There's like a 99% chance there will be more
>>
>level 70's in my 62 match

wut da fug
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>>152036901
This is beautiful. Very Klimt-esque with a pinch of Mucha.
>>
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Official Annoying List
> *hooks u* welcom...to teh abogalips
> it's basic algebra
> nap nap time lil baby ;)
> >Zarya in general

Pic unrelated
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>>152037051
How.ru
>>
golden guns look gaudy
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>>152036760
b-but that's lewd, anon!
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>>152037092
It still takes a while for them to turn around though
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>>152037186
Symmetra is the most elegant and sophisticated waifu.
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>hit rank 63 last night.
>'All right, if I pull of some good games I can hit rank 65.'
>win first match of the day.
>Immediately after get the same massively underperforming player that always whinges at the team, that always picked DPS despite doing fuck all.
>even had more DPS than him in both games as a zenyatta.
>now rank 62.
>tfw.
DYSP if you are here, you seriously suck shit and need to improve your game, not endlessly running in 1V6 all the fucking time.
>>
>you will never be anons slutty pocket healer
>>
>>152037197
>Zarya in general

>hate playing against Zarya
>start playing Zarya myself
>have no problems with Zarya anymore
MAXIMUM CHARGE
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>>152037257
So is that a yes?
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>>152037117
>Devilish
You're a piece of shit is all you are. I'm not so much mad, just pointing out facts.
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>>152037397
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>>152037342
Drop your Btag and you can be mine
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>All the golden guns for the characters I quite often play look like shit
Zen's golden orbs any good?
>>
all golden guns look like shit
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>>152036980
>mfw I'm averaging 2 levels a day because that's the most I can stomach
>I'm level 89

I want to get over the level 100 hurdle but I don't think I can
>>
>16 mechs called
>19 mech deaths
>8 deaths

Not quite sure how this adds up.
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>>152037537
sorry you couldn't get one
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>with my shield, in front of the payload
>gold objective time, objective kills and silver damage like any good reinhardt
>final push
>four guys in front of me, three teammates behind me
>my shield is about to break
>oh fuck
>when it breaks press shift and miraculously pin their Lucio
>all their team turn around to face me
>ONE HUNDRED PERCENT GERMAN POWEEEEER
>swing my hammer wildly
>my teammates kill them all
>they push the payload and we win
>"thanks reinhardt"

AGAIN
AGAAAAAAAAAAAAIN
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>tfw suddenly complete garbage
>can't land hooks
>can't aim properly
>spaghetti out whenever I start shooting close up as reaper

My last 5 wins have been because I was on Lucio duty

It won't matter until season 2, but I'm still worried if I'll still be out of whack until then
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>>152037197
What's wrong with Zarya?

She's pretty fun once she's maximum blyat.
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>>152037574
Killed 5 times during call?
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>>152037382
w-well

I mean

Will you stop making lewd comments then?
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>charge out of spawn to get to the frontlines
>a tracer blinks in front of me
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>>152036734
huh, does your keyboard not get like this after a while?
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>>152030372
> traveling to Volskaya Industries
> Prepare your defenses
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>tfw worthlessrodentia for enjoy
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>>152037197
Junkrat when I'm playing Tracer
Roadhog and his bullshit hook
Hanzo and Genji just because
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>>152037801
Not if you wipe it off from time to time you slob.
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>>152037813
Why must you post the gremlins here
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Can I do it /owg/? I'm close to giving up entirely
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>>152037801
You need to clean it like everything else. Do i need to point it out?
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>>152037775
>Rein in Gibraltar
>Attacking
>Cap first point with team
>Pharah shooting rockets in mid air
>She also just used her boost
>Wait for her to descend
>CHARGE
>She uses her conc blast to get away
>Pin and squish her anyways

All I could say was "lol" in chat
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>playing reaper
>my flank and my teams push sync perfectly and we wipe the enemy team
>ana ults me right after
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>>152037197
McCree. You staying alive is independant of your actions.
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>>152037197
> is dis ez mode
> is dis ez mode
> is dis ez mode
> You've send too many messages recently, please wait...
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>>152037284
That is true.
>>
>>152037813
I have pretty good success on Volskaya. Be quick to rotate on the first point, fall back before it's capped, take higher ground on the final point, call out flankers and rotate accordingly, don't get picked during Ana/Lucio rushes and focus on retakes instead.
>>
I wonder what the story of the new map is, are we fighting over who gets Alder's body? Or have they told us and I just missed it?
>>
>be me
>barely played comp but rank 65, so i can get a single reward
>literally one (1) gold skin i like
>they're almost definitely adding more rewards for comp points in the future
>not sure if i can or should save up

Have they said if points carry over to the next seasons to begin with? This is a hard as fuck decision.
>>
>>152037935
Reinhardt's charge is possibly the best ability in the game.
>enemy road ults
>put up my shield, knowing it will break
>our zeny ults
>press shift
>I keep flying without losing any health
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>no confimred genji nerfs yet

reeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

BLIZZARD FUCK THIS FUCKING HEROOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
>>152037197
WOAH THERE!

Eliminated TracerMain96

..YOU DONE?
>>
What are best golden weapons for the enemy being able to see that you are a no lifer and have earned one by now? I want my enemies to know I've won more games than them.
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>decide to do placements after opting not to play competitive because of the horror stories
>first match: attack bastion on anubis
>second match: widow and hanzo on route 66 attack
Should I stop now before I end up placed at a single-digit SR?
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>>152038214

>Military Mech
>Only protection the pilot has from incoming fire is a piece of glass and a shield that only lasts five seconds

What?

Are the South Koreans high?
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>>152038279
It places you based mostly on personal performance.
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>>152038296
She can take it.
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>>152038279
It's based on your personal performance mostly
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i don't understand how matchmaking works
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>>152037761
Maybe
No
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>>152038317
>>152038356
honestly thats mostly BS and you can rig the system so easily.

After playing with my newbie friend (first ever PC fps he has played) and we dove straight into comp when he got lvl 25.

We got him to rank 68 from his placement matches and he is REALLY not very good at all.

We went 9-1.
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"cant wait to play some reaper on comp tomorrow" i say
> join game
> grab reaper
> three mccrees, a hanzo a gengi and a DVA
Well fuck, so I ask them to change
> one mccree yells at me in spanish, hanzo says its his main, no one changes
> i reluctantly switch to lucio cuz im not an asshole and someone needs to babysit them
> all three mccrees high noon in the same spot out in the open and die instantly
> hanzo doesnt get a single kill
> spanish guy keeps yelling at us to defend the payload in spanish
> DVA goes AFK
> suddenly the entire village I live in goes dark, powercut

I have never been so relived to have a blackout happen
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>>152037714
Maybe. I recall getting killed a couple times, don't remember it being as much as five.
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>>152038209
Why didn't you stay behind the wall?
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>people having to worry about getting enough wins for a golden gun
>mfw SR65+ master race
>mfw tomorrow I get any golden gun I want and I barely played competitive
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>>152038410
If you queue together for every single one it mediates the performance between the two. So the harder you carry the more they benefit.
>>
>>152038209
They should raise the skill ceilings on his counters before they work on reducing Genji's effectiveness. Though there are a few things of his that are a bit much.
>>
>>152038462
>Why didn't you NOT get sucked into the black hole
>>
>>152038462
I did. The ult fucking SUCKED me around the wall like that.
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>>152038457
>Well fuck, so I ask them to change

That's where I stopped reading, because you're a cunt

If you need a tank, switch to a tank

If you need a healer, switch to a healer

Don't tell other people to do something you're not willing to do.
>>
>>152038296
Four seconds, actually.

And I guess they needed a good crit hitbox, so why not the helm of the mecha which is covered only by some shitty glass.
>>
>shitty japanese sword has more damage and range than a human sixed hammer which needs rockets to generate inertia because it's fucking heavy

Fuck you blizzard.
>>
>>152038410
Me and a buddy went through placement matches. He did much better than me in matches. He got ranked 65, me 45. Same placement matches, so I don't fucking get it.
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>>152038457
>comp
>three mccrees
How can you lose with a bunch of hackers in your team?
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>>152038484
Interesting....

That still sounds kinda retarded.

me and my friend who were carrying him were like 65 when he finished his placements. So it is weird that he got placed above us for doing almost jack shit apart from playing Lucio and doing what we said.
>>
>>152038209
lol, just pick Mei, Symmetra or Winston (aka Holy Trinity of Useless Shit) to counter him, bro xD
>>152038462
Zarya's ult is inconsistent as hell sometimes. Sometimes it's sucking in everything in 10 meter range, sometimes it's not sucking in anything beyond FX range.
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>>152038564
folded one thousand times
>>
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mus_(Mus)
>junkmus
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>>152038353
I wanna hug her.
>>
>>152038585
Quick play performance beforehand is a factor
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>>152038461
Your ultimate explosions might not count as "mech deaths" while the mech recall afterwards counts.
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>>152038687
I wanna hug you while you hug her
>>
>Play Zarya
>FIRE AT WILL
>My team doesn't attack when the enemies are being sucked by the black hole

Every fucking time.
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>>152038757
>freeze a D.Va
>freeze her again
>freeze her again
>where the fuck is my team
>>
>>152038757
>zarya all alone
>ults
>wow my team is shit, no one was shooting when i ulted
>>
>>152038505
What if you need a tank, and you need a healer, and you need some competent damage dealers too?
>>
>>152038829
All their attention is on the Hanzo behind her
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>>152038505
Go read it fully this time.
Fucking idiot.
>>
>>152033856
based SplashBrush, can't get enough
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what the fuck is this
>>
>>152038978
Deus Ex cross promotion
>>
no fuck genji

seriously
>>
>>152038689
Who comes up with this insane system?
>>
>>152038617
>lol, just pick Mei, Symmetra or Winston (aka Holy Trinity of Useless Shit) to counter him, bro xD

haha good one bro! Xd
>>
>>152033994
if I take his mask off, will he die?
>>
>>152038978
you lying.
>>
>>152038978
Sombra.
>>
>>152039013
10 matches are not nearly enough to determine a player's skill level, so unless you want to 1. play 50 placement matches or 2. get put in the bottom ranks by default like csgo does, this is the best option
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>>152036727
I dont even know what thisis
>>
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Alright. What is it?

>round 1 end 100 to 99 after a ridiculously long overtime
>round 2 lose 20 to 100
>guy on my team bitches and moans the whole second round
>calls us all shit
>is level 64
>doesn't do anything worthwhile the whole match blaming all of us
>he quits when we lose
>win the third round 100 to 0
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>>152039001
>>152039092
>>152039093
all i did was starting ptr and every time this shit comes
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>>152039109
>get put in the bottom ranks by default like csgo does

What?
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>>152038829
you are part of the problem for not calling it
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>>152039109
I got placed in Silver Elite in CS:GO. You sure that's as high as you can possibly place?
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>>152039118
A shit meme from Moonmoon's stream.
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>>152039163
im sure you're right :^)
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>>152030119
Why does McCree have a robot arm? I'm not a faggot that reads up on the lore constantly
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So I got naruto and TWO summer genjis in 2 days

How do I play the weeb, become the weeb
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>>152039167
>>152039175
in csgo you always get put in gold nova 1-2 tops even if you topfrag and win every placement match (I know because it happened to me, unless the placement system changed in the last year)
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>no Spanish character named Cruzader
>No Portuguese Character named Barbosa
>No Italian demolitions expert
>No polish qt character

:(
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>>152039263
No reason given so far, but he lost it somewhat recently.
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I am fucking sick of shitty premades on my team. If you want to play with your mentally handicapped friend stick to fucking quickplay. I don't need to be matched against a 4 man group determined to win because you and your merry band of retards are too good for quickplay.

I lost 2/5 matches today and both were because of fucking dipshits in premade groups, one of which didn't even join team chat.
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>>152039312
I was put in LE when I started and my friend has multiple accounts in LEM w/ 10 wins.
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>>152039315
>continentals
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>>152039330
Then why does he have the Deadlock(?) Gang emblem on it?
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>>152038464
>mfw played my placement matches a month ago and got 62
>mfw playerd yesterday a little bit of competitive and got 65 SR in 2 hours
>mfw golden weapon so easy
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>>152039330
Probably explosion that assblasted s76 and Reaper?
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>>152039330
>Armorless Rein and Armorless Genji

I NEED those skins.
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>>152039354
>non cucked countries*

Fixed for you
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>>152039389
Replaces a tattoo he lost?
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>>152039404
Genji IS armorless.

The artist just fudged his arms in that picture.

Notice that despite looking human, they're totally grey.
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Post yfw MAXIMUM CHARGE
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>>152039389
Good question

>>152039397
Possibly. Maybe it'll get covered in any future comics that McCree gets.
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>>152039484
He is wearing a body suit, anon. Look at his knees for example.
He is clearly using an armor in game.
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>>152039330
>reinhardt is an old man when jack and ana are still young
how old is this guy now? 70+?
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>>152037117
that's not a thing

stop trying to make it one
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>>152039350
how long ago was this? I'm almost sure that's borderline impossible in the current rank system

my main (first ranked a year ago) got placed at gn1 after topfragging every game (hit DMG around 50 wins later) and my alt that topfragged 10 games and threw 8 before getting ranked got placed at silver 3
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>>152038687
I want to squeeze her too. She's so huggable. GAH
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>>152038757

>me (zarya) my ultimate is ready!
>randocunt (reaper) my ultimate (death blossom) is ready
>randocunt #2 (fucking hanzo) my ultimate (chinkworm) is ready
>me (zarya) understood, group up with me
>reaper comes to the side of the point where I waiting
>WAIGO TIKKI WARUGA BOOGA
>chink snake kills none, scatters enemy to the four winds
>wait for them to regroup in the point
>throw in the toilet seat as I see the team forming up to my right
>reaper fucks off, I blast a few slags with the photon grenade thing, but with no dps most of them survive, I don't
>two seconds after I see eliminated by, I hear DIE, DIE URK.
>reapfield is dead, no kills

I still don't know if they were trolling me or what.
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>>152039570
He had less than 50 years on that picture. He was forced into retirement when he was 50 (before Overwatch disbanded and all), but never stopped being a crusader.
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>>152039570
THERE IS STILL MORE TO HIS TALE
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>>152037953
> is dis ez mode
who says this
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>>152039594
I started playing a little after the arms deal update but my friend still got accounts to lem about a year ago.
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>>152039705
Take a wild guess winky face
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>>152039496
>NERF DIS
>laser the emoting d.va to death
>barrier just before the explosion
>MAXIMUM CHARGE
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>>152039705
>who says this
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>>152039743
tfw I realized right before I hit enter
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When am I getting my golden weapon
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I either get a shit team or I lose the sudden death cointoss and rarely win a match, I fucking hate competetive with randoms
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>>152039705
HA-HA, GEE GEE
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>>152039751
>tfw you kill an emoting d.va after she uses her ult
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>>152039551
Those are just plates over his artificial legs.
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What do you play to get anywhere solo rank? I believe it's zarya or zen but dunno
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>>152039802
please respond

when is the patch for golden weapons coming
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>>152039865
mccree if you can aim hitscan
zenyatta if you can aim balls of steel
zarya if you can't do either
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when are they adding more KoTH maps
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>>152039496
>NERF THIS
>Barrier me and a dude
>Me: Get in the blast
>MAXIMUM CHARGE
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>>152039821
>tfw her blast kills you shortly after
>PotG is her doing her emote, you showing up to kill her, dying, and she getting a quintuple kill
>everyone starts laughing at how stupid you are
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>>152039889
>pls respond
>not even two minutes between post

I was gonna give you an answer, but fuck you.
>>
>>152039914
Or lucio and git gud at not dying

Just wallride on dps carries till 65+
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>>152039932
>>152039751
this works?
I thought the bubble had a limited amount of health
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>>152039962
i'm not the same person, just wondering when the update for comp points is released
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>>152040063
It does, but it will always fully absorb at least one hit.
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>>152040060
I thought it'd be lucio but I always find myself frustrated that my team isn't dealing any damage
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>>152038032
it's not an issue of performance, but how fugly it is to defend overall. Point A is 4 out of 5 times a lost cause, especially after a wombo combo.
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>>152038927
He chose first, if they didn't select a spot then they should have chosen the needed roles not whatever they fucking want.

You choose or you lose.
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Who else /not excited for gold weapon/ here? I got to 66 so in total I'll have about 400 points but honestly the gold weapons look uninteresting so I'll put off buying one and probably never even use it.
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>get on point
>killed by an ult
>literally the only person killed or even hit
>respawn and get back to the point
>get a kill or two and get back on point
>killed by another ult, once again just me killed
>sprint back to the point
>activate my ult
>get two three kills
>go back on point
>killed again almost instantly by another fucking ult
>once again just me killed
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>>152040063
It does, it'll last small amount of damage and won't pop, but maximum damage like D.Va/Junkrat explosions will pop it inmediately, but give you 50% charge instantly.
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>>152040126
Prove it, or else you're just a /nogoldguns/ shitter like me.
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>>152040126
If you're that ambivalent I'd just sit on the points until something better comes along
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how come the voices for Ana's younger skin is the same, how come all the voices are the same.
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>>152040126
so when are we getting the points? i reached rank 76 with just placement games and less than 10 games after those
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>people keep making fun of you for being high level
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>>152040121
Personally I've coasted with lucio and sym with 60/70% win rates in ranked, but I feel you, it's frustrating to support when it's clear the dps aren't getting any picks. In those cases I'll go zen, but you can honestly do some fair damage booping sick beats from afar
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>>152040224
Because you didn't buy nearly enough boxes for them to afford to hire extra voice actors just for alt skins.
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Is anyone else just not buying a gold gun? They look okay on a few characters/skins but most of them look like ass.

I can't wait to get my new series weapon that looks awesome while everyone else is complaining "wow blizz tricked us into buying gold weaps before you released the good ones"
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>>152040126
I like Rein's golden axe/hammer but don't care much for others. Pharah's launcher looks awful with the skins I like to use for her since Raptorian just leaves random bright blue parts and with Raindancer the all gold takes away from the details.
>>
>JUSTI-
>Helix rockets to the face
>mfw
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>>152040167
It's got 800 health total. Sadly, even if you dump your dome directly on top of a D.va ult that could kill your team, you'll get fuckall fire for it
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>>152040224
That would be a huge and expensive amount of work for something so small
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>go through teleporter
>the exit is right at a drop off

I'm starting to get real sick of symmetra players, no only are these cunts useless in general they're pretty much just griefers
>>
Rainbow guns when?
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well i give up

tried to get 65 but got stuck at 63 and fell to 61
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>>152040173
Well I'm not at home but here's my profile.
http://masteroverwatch.com/profile/pc/us/Navii-1800
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>>152040317
Why are there so many manlets?
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>>152040126
I'm going to get it for Zenyatta and use his Sunyatta skin so most people won't even notice that I have them.
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>>152040403
that's reportable
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>>152040252
>have only had the game a couple days
>level 13
>team consists of a few single digit levels, me, and a 45
>the 45 mocks us for being such low levels
>he's a complete fucking shitter
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>>152040224
>he didnt buy 1500 boxes for the alt voices pack
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>>152040224
How come Reaper can still teleport as Reyes?
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>>152031180
I don't know if they want a medieval flavor. It just looks like pre plague stratholme with a fucking Disney castle full of armored knights where you transport a battering ram to take down the gates and seize the throne room. Might be a little archaic idk
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>>152040445
good to know, thankfully I remembered his name
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>>152040498
gameplay concessions
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>>152037643
Similar to me yesterday on Hanamura A defense. Holding choke, shield at 300 power. Enemy Pharah concussions me forward. Uh oh

Fire strike their Mercy down. Charge and pin their 76. 180 and HAMMER DOWN 3 others. Kill 2, teammates mop up the third, then chase and smack down their fleeing Zarya

I get bullied a lot as Rein but sometimes he's just so, so right
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>>152040302
I'm getting mercy's golden along with the amber skin (even though I love qt Swiss waif skin, gold gun + amber looks + battle mercy potg intro is goat), and just saving the rest of my CP for future rewards.
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>>152040436
Two of them are Asian, one of them is a literal dwarf, and the third is a fucboi.
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How do you counter Mei?

Every fucking time we are winning the enemy team picks a Mei and keeps stalling the objective.
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>>152040445

>make a mistake
>get reported for it

Nice system. When can I report Reinhardts for dropping their shield and charging, or tracers for being crappy shots or hanzo for picking hanzo?
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>>152040623
shoot her in the head
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>>152040556
I assume he was being sarcastic.
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>>152040623
Mei's one of the worst heroes in the game, dude. She's even getting buffed when season 2 starts.

Just get better.
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>>152040660
symmetra placing her teleporter at a fucking cliff is no mistake
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>>152040623
anyone with decent range (76, widow, zenyatta, etc.), make sure she doesn't catch you around a corner, keep away from her, fucking shoot her in the head repeatedly
>>
WHEN ARE WE GETTING THE COMPETITIVE POINTS

DOES ANYONE EVEN KNOW
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>>152034837
fucking 5 leavers today. that shit is fucking stupid. I win 2 in a row, get 2/3rd of the rank from that, then someone leaves and I lose whole rank. I am down from 54 to 43 and I had 11 leavers in 3 days so far. What kind of sorcery is this?
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>>152040660
>mistake
You don't point a teleporter off a cliff edge by mistake

Unless by "drop off" he just meant off the side of a building to a street below
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>>152040660
>Deliberately putting a teleport facing a cliff
>Mistake
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>>152040498

The origins skins are all fucking garbage. That's why. How come soldier has no tacticool visor? Why has Tracer got time powers before she flies the slipstream?

Also they look shit. Soldier in particular looks like a gay concierge.
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>>152040660
it wasn't a mistake, when I mentioned his shitty teleport he got snarky
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>>152040302
>I can't wait to get my new series weapon that looks awesome while everyone else is complaining "wow blizz tricked us into buying gold weaps before you released the good ones"

>not ranking high enough to get enough points at the end of every season for at least one cool weapon

t. shitter
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>>152040741
When season is over.
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>>152040758
Season is almost over. Everyone who is remotely serious has their golden gun already and isn't playing comp anymore, so it's all shitters
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>>152031223
Yes. You can also absorb junkrats tire.
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>Reinhardt tanking
>playing 76
>team stacks up behind Reinhardt
>we're slowly moving forward slinging death
>we break when his shield goes down
>once he has it back up we're all behind him again
>zero deaths on our side and we have a team kill
>suddenly trace just runs right in front of him and gets torn the fuck up

Why?
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>>152040126
>always associated gold-plated guns with tacky tasteless wealth
>none of the characters are ghetto slum rap millionaires or Arab money oil princes
>Blizzard is probably working on premium CP-only hero skins like the cure for cancer to get us all in deep a few seasons from now

Might as well just keep saving desu.
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>comp
>2 people in group
>both pick dps
>enemies never die

blizzard pls, i just want more golden shekel
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>>152040623
The wall only has 500 hp. Reinhardt swing, firestrike 170 damage.. Junkrat or Pharah direct hit, 290 damage. Soldier helix rocket or 1 second of Zen fire, 410 damage. Call out to attack the wall and that shit will go down quick.

Her ult is easy to avoid with Lucio and Zarya. Mei herself melts to discord and focus callout when she's on cooldown.
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>>152040436
Because
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>>152040890
I can understand that but why the fuck are all of them on my team. 11 leavers vs 0 leavers. this is fucking stupid
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>>152040726
>>152040781

I've done it by mistake on hanamura. I've also done it on purpose, but those teams deserved it, although if I want to be annoying, I go out of my way and put it miles from anywhere useful.
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>>152030215
Miia was my favorite for quite a while but I think I like Lala more. She's just cute when she's thrown into social situations.
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>>152040623
Reaper

A good Reaper can blast her chink ass before she freezes and you have wraith form too. If you're a good shot, McCree might work as well
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>>152040865
THIS IS TODAY
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>>152040740
She doesn't kill me, but her stalling the point is fucking annoying.
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>>152040956
Your leavers left first. Lucky you. Just stick to quick until the next season.
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Well, I'm done with season 1. What do you do to de-anger yourself when OW is the very reason you're angry /owg/?
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>>152040252
>be 60, level 200+ mocks me
>goes silent when I point out his 47 comp rating
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Can you leave between rounds in KotH without penalty?
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>>152040893
Fucking what.

Is there a video of this? Can you only do it RIGHT when he first launches it or something? As of now I just fucking bolt when I see a tire and leave my team to deal with it but I'd like to save them instead.

>>152041050
>peak 64

Anon deserves hugs.
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>>152041036
Season ends in 10 hours, 24 minutes.
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>>152041080
Doubtful
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>>152041080
i left ur mom between babies without penatly
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>>152041080
of course not
>>
>>152041080

Of course not you dingus.
>>
>yfw they get round to doomfist and his ult is a jump - punch ground, that causes aoe damage, knockback, and 2 second stun.
>damage has a minimum value, but increases relative to the distance from jump height to ground contact
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>>152041036
TODAY is the last day of the season. Connect the dots.
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>>152041050
>What do you do to de-anger yourself when OW is the very reason you're angry /owg/?

Win a game.
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>>152040317
Lucio seriously is a tiny teeny man.
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>>152041109
Zarya's shields could absorb a million damage provided it happened in an instant which is what happens with D.Va and Junkrat ults. It just pops your bubble and puts you at 50% charge for each shield.
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>>152041220
then where are my fucking points
don't tell me they will update the game later today, because they won't
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>>152041109
The detonation is what does the damage, you have to time it for that to get the charge
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>>152040126
it goes really well with el blanco reaper
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How?
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>>152041109
Junkrat explosion is more difficult because it's a triggered one, not like D.Va's, which is timed.

Good Junks will wait for your warrier to drop and then explode, so it's pretty much a lucky draw regarding Junk's tire.
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post yfw Sombra is a little kid with a laptop
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>>152041217
>Get pushed ridiculously high by Junkrat/Roadhog/whatever
>Nuke them
Could be cool.
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>>152041256
>win 2 games
>still not enough to rank up
>someone leaves in next game
>lose whole rank

FUN AS FUCK MAN
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>>152041256
You know I can't do that anon
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>>152041192
>>152041150
I shoulda mentioned I mean FunPlay, not Tryhard.
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>>152041003
Good taste.
>>
Question from a new kid; When you go into training mode and choose the player vs AI thing, are you actually playing against 5 AI's and with 4 AI's or is it actually bullshit? I wanted to git gud at McCree for once and after this supposed training match I leveled up for some reason. Yes, the other team was surprisingly easy to kill but my team seemed to be not-so-AI in nature.
>>
>>152041269
Are you literally retarded?
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>>152041353
It's the same either way
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>>152041314
>when the enemy is abusing underdog and you aint
NOT GOING TO MAKE IT
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>>152041262
I knew that one, lad.

>>152041282
>>152041282
>>152041290
Oh, I misread the original post. For some reason I thought he meant that you could absorb the tire as DVa using her defense matrix.

Now I feel stupid.
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>>152041259

Maybe he used to be a lady. You know what Brazilians are like...
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>>152041353
>QP
>fun
Yeah I sure love 2 Hanzo 2 Torb 2 Genji mode
>>
>>152041385
we'll see who is retarded when game won't be updated today, and will be delayed until next week and we won't get our golden weapons until then ;)
>>
>do ranked, see this message
>"someone on your team has left, if you leave you'll be punished and get a loss"
translation: someone fucked you over, fuck you to sit there drop your pants and take it in the ass 6v5 or we'll punish you harder

great logic there blizzard. The loss is pretty much inevitable at that point, why can't they at least let me leave so I don't waste my time too?
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>>152041426
>comp
>fun

might as well play Microsoft excell if you care about numbers so much
>>
>>152041376
It's 6 players against 6 Ai's.
>>
>>152041289

Turrets and Mekas is my guess.
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>>152041312
You know those times when the heat is on a push and the enemy Rein charges but it muffs up and you go flying up higher than Pharah.
It moments like that that make me want this ult.
>>
>>152041513
There wasnt a dva or sym in the game, no torb either.
>>
>>152041391
>enemy team is underdog
>lose
>your team is underdog
>someone leaves and you lose anyway

11 FUCKING LEAVERS
I FUCKING DROPPED 11 RANKS BECAUSE OF THIS AND WITH THAT STUPID SLOW GAIN WHEN YOU WIN I CANT CLIMB BACK

>19-24 win rate
>6-4 in placements
>so 13-20 after placements
>11 leavers
>13-9 w-l without 5v6 games
>went down 11 ranks

FUCKING BULLSHIT

all they have to do is to ban people from competitive for a season or two after two leaves
>>
>>152041309
what if sombra isn't coming out for months and this arg is a long running thing?
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>>152039109
"Default" isn't the reason you're silver 1.

Sorry
>>
>>152041441
So you are. You're not getting any points today, you moron. No one is, because it's still the LAST DAY of season 1.
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>>152041478
because people would coordinate and rotate their leaving to minimize the impact of a game that seems hopeless
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>>152041527
Doing it with Lucio feels pretty rad. Provided your team doesn't die before you hit the ground of course
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>>152041426
Comp is a nightmare if you are below like 55 and have to carry your shitter teammates. And I don't even mean it in an elitist sense, but really carry them through the game mode.

Atleast in Funplay you don't have to feel obligated to do that.
>>
>>152041478
Are you illiterate or just retarded?
>>
>>152031223
Barrier blocks 200 damage or lasts 2 seconds, whichever happens first. Good thing is, it blocks damage instances, if a single damage instance does 1000 damage (Dva's ult) it will block it entirely, the "other" 800dmg dissapear defying all thermodinamic laws.
>>
>>152041478

>too impatient to wait 60 seconds till he can leave without penalty
>wants to take a whole rank loss rather than getting some medals and mitigating the damage

My guess is that you've probably rage quit a few times yourself, my spastic friend.
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>>152041710
>wait 60 seconds
>lose whole rank anyway
FUN
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>iliois qp
>solo queuers against a 4 man stack and a 2 man stack
>we're meme comp, have a trashmouse and poo in the loo
>somehow win first round
>second round they go full tryhard, literally a 2/2/2 mccree+genji/zarya+winston/lucio+zen
>"why are you guys trying so hard"
>"we aren't losing to a junkrat and symmetra"
>they lose anyway

Greatest thing I've ever witnessed.
>>
I just want to get to 56, I've been struggling for 2 days now and I have never gone under 54 but never above 55
fuuuck
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>>152041560

Magic then.
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>>152041626
Oh man.
Ive literally had that only worse.
Go to break it down, get rein shoulder tackled, nyoom up, streetswine then takes the cake and juggles me in the air with his ult.

There were no breakdowns that day except the one i personally had.
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>>152041641
Maybe both? I re-read it at least 2 times so I don't know what I'm missing.

>>152041710
I've actually never left a game manually, this was my first time playing ranked and we didn't even have 60s left by the time we got the message.
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>>152041597
today, tomorrow, in 24-48 hours, whatever
it's not happening
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>>152041639
>Can't play McCree
>Have to attempt to carry with Cowadoodyman
>Always against a fucking devastating Genji
I've played tank or support in 80-85% of my comp games anyway, since no one else wants to apparently. And with a good team, both of those roles are fun as shit, except you NEVER have that
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>>152041289
another name to add to the collage
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>>152041772

So you're just completely changing your point so you can continue bawling? It's like arguing with a woman m8, and I get enough of that irl.
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wut
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>>152041958
you should reap my friend
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>>152041997
not him, another anon
>>
Mercy: loving slow missionary position
Pharah: dominant pronebone
Ana: please no
Mei: rough mating press
Zarya: Snu Snu
Widowmaker: loving femdom cowgirl so she can use her glorious hips
D.Va: rough doggystyle
Tracer: Fun bouncy cowgirl
Symettra: autistic awkward sex

I think we can all agree
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Anybody want to group up?
I mostly play EU. Not sure how long I'll be playing right now but I play a bit sporadically.
Aida#2842
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>>152042009
Ruzai is doing placements it seems
>>
competitieve so shit atm, I'm always against a team that knows the basic shit and left with atleast 2 retards who just feed and walk in to get gunned down. Fucking hate this.
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>>152041370
Not to mention She clearly has a big heart shown in pic related


she's also got my primary fetish going on so there's that too
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>>152042015
I do when needed. Reaping against Rein+Zarya+McCree is a metric ton of agony though, so I choose not to when possible
>>
When's the new map coming out?
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>>152042052
Autistic Indian Princess is still the best. I bet she's the only virgin too.
>>
>>152042070
>EU

Damn shame
>>
>>152042180
September
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>>152041775
i love when shit like this happens
>>
>>152042034

Fair enough.

>>152041478

The reason for making you wait one minute before you can leave without loss is to stop a cascade of faggots leaving instantly it goes 5-6. It's always possible that the person had dc'ed, and they'll be back before too much damage is done. I guess blizzard think one minute is enough time, but I'd make it two, personally.
>>
H-how do I play Rein if we don't have any frontline DPS?

I mean, what tank do I play at all if our DPS is flankers or we only have 1 DPS and it's a Genji or Tracer?
>>
>>152042183
>Pharah "Mommy Issues"
>not a virgin that would melt at the sight of a veiny, erect cock
>>
>>152042248
>they'll be back before too much damage is done
but you cant join back when you leave for more than 3 seconds
>>
>>152042250
Winston/Diva
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>>152042198
>>152042070
You can add me on US too!
>>
>>152041289
If Mercy resurrects a character it counts as an extra respwan and killing them can give stats above 100%.

This points out the most horrifying secrets of Overwatch. Mercy doesn't actually bring people back from death but CLONES them. One shudders to imagine what inhumane thoughts lie behind her smile...
>>
>>152042250
zarya
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>>152042250
>Only 1 DPS
That never really happens. Zarya is usually a good pick if there's no one to stand behind you, and she can save your DPS with her shield. Otherwise, D. va or Roadhog probably
>>
SOMBRA TODAY?????
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>Be symmetra
>Ana gives me nanoboost and Zarya gives me shield.
>I become the god of death
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>>152042127
What is it
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>>152040686
>he
How fucking dare you
>>
>>152042449
>rank 50
>play ana
>nanoboost rein
>ally mercy keeps leftclicking him
>mercy is rank 25
>never used anything other than leftclick
>she dies to 25 hp reinhardt all the time because she dont know about the pistol
CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>
>>152042250
in rough order?
Zarya
D.Va
Winston
Pork
>>
Bastion short when
>>
>>152042703
tomorrow
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>>152042703
Tomorrow
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>>152042458
pic related
>>152042472
I do what I want faggot.
>>
>decide to play some qp
>lose 8 matches in a row because my team goes 2 genjis 1 hanzo or some other shit picks
>win next 4 because enemy team had bastions and torbs on attack
Dedicated servers when? I want to know what I'm getting into.
>>
>>152042070
>>152042410
>all my friends are for some reason playing vindictus now

I need new people to play with.

I'll add you but I'm on NA
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUP5U-yPWj8
it's garbage
>>
>>152042774
zettai ryoiki or thicc?

either way it's pretty good

i wish most of the thicc people posted was actually tasteful and not obesity
>>
>>152042751
>>152042771
Yeah but germany time is way ahead of NA's, so we could get it in the middle of the night depending on when they air it
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>>152042774

I want the Lala fags to leave
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>>152042936
ZR clearly
>>
can i get my golden gun today or tomorrow? this week at least? or is it really delayed?
>>
>>152042774
>>152042936
oh nevermind I'm a dumbass I see the filename name
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>>152042932
>all those paths to the first point
jesus christ, have they learned nothing?
they need to nerf attack side, not buff it
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>>152042998
>birbposters
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>>152043014
After the season ends
The season hasn't ended yet
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>>152043040
>filename name
this is what I get for not sleeping

>>152042998
papi a cute too

the only shit girl is centorea
>>
>>152042932
Will this be available for everyone or do you have to purchase 50 loot boxes first? :^)
>>
>>152043105
well it ends today/tomorrow you cunt
but they have to patch the game for that first
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>>152040317
>they couldn't find the artwork of d.va so they just slid in the character model

lazy fucks
>>
>>152043148
>cerea
>shit

Talk shit get hit
>>
>>152043098
>using the word birb

I dont ever say this, but seriously gb2gaia
>>
>>152042932
looks good
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>>152043148
I like you.
>>
>>152043082
>flank routes are bad

I'm so glad you aren't on the map design team.

The maps in this game are generally fine, the problem is that the whole ult concept inherently favors attackers over defenders. The only maps that are bad are the ones where defenders have an advantage over attackers, because that just means they're SO fucking poorly designed that the chokepoints and lack of flank routes literally outweighs the inherent advantage that attacking teams should have.
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>>152043239
it's garbage
>>
>suddenly /owg/ it's monmusu posting
keep it topical you waifu faggots
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>>152040317
>mfw i'm as tall as tracer
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>>152042932
>all those corners

[hog intensifies]
>>
>>152042936
T H I C C is nice but it's absolutely the first one. Combining the two makes me diamonds.
>>
>>152043334
nah it looks pretty good
>>
>>152043082
>all maps should be linear like my favorite Cuckbani
kys
>>
>>152043356
Cute
>>
>>152043431
it's garbage
>>
>>152043356
>McSkillet size
>Junk is tall enough for me to be the little spoon
Good enough for me.

>>152043337
McCree as Darling would fit the best I think
>>
>>152043439
t. rank 5 shitter who thinks attacking is hard
>>
>>152043356
Pharah here.
>tfw my cousin is Junkrat her brother is fucking bastion
>>
>>152040436
> implying that you aren't a manlet
>>
>>152043476
nah nah, it looks good.
>>
>>152043472
I wish I was cute looking as well but no.
>>
>>152043486
>McCree as Darling would fit the best I think
Touché
>>
>>152043515
>uuughm give me more of that Cuckbani, shit right in my mouth
>>
>>152043173
It ends in 9 hours 47 minutes. And who's to say that they haven't prepatched it with one of those downloads earlier?
>>
>>152040623
Trash mouse
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>>152043527
>her brother is fucking bastion
>7'3"
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>>152042932
>all those flanking routes and alternate paths

Does Blizzard WANT people to not use Defense characters ever again and only use Genji/Tracer from now on?
>>
>>152043669
>>152043669
new
>>
>>152040317
I'm 180cm tall, I'm guessing I'm about S:76's height?
>>
Back to your containment thread on /a/, monmusufags.
Christ, you're nearly as bad as /mlp/ and /utg/.
>>
>>152043664
Yeah they're fucking giants.
>>
>>152042932
>only one door to exit attacker spawn
>>
>>152043286
flank routes are not bad but having a lot of them is, i guarantee this map will play like garbage
>>
>watchpoint gibraltar
>comp match, we are attacking
>paylod stopped 3m from final objective
>i'm zenyatta, flinging out healing orbs and discords like it's going out of style
>we just cannot get that final push
>30s left in the match, hope is fading fast, team morale at an all time low
>i ult by the payload for the last push, we don't gain an inch
>when the ult finishes i get nanoboosted by friendly ana
>ignore my complete confusion and begin slinging discords and projectile orbs into enemies
>triple kill
>fleeing enemies no longer contesting the payload
>victory
>mfw

True story btw. Rank 47 is a shit show.
>>
>>152040317
>tfw 6'3" and a tall women fetish
>>
>>152043695
You're Pharah hight.
>>
I wish Widowmaker was my babymaker. :[
>>
I just had a guy and his friend, combined level 57, try to tell me how Torb and Bastion are good at any rank past 45. They went Torb and Bastion, and I criticized them since we had no DPS, and one of them brought up winrates with Torb past rank 60. We failed miserably, of course, even after the Bastion switched (we also had a Symmetra when we had to defend previously, and got steamrolled then, too).

Does anybody have a link to this statistic? I am skeptical. I would also like to see Torb's pick rate in comparison to his winrate.
>>
>>152043803
there's another door on the left
>>
>>152043807
It's counteracted by the fact that you only get one checkpoint and it only adds 2 minutes.
>>
>>152042183
>"My calculations shows, changing the angle of penetration by 12 degree to the left and shortening the time between full thrusts by 27 ms would maximal the pleasure for both parties with the least of compromises on both end. I might add while I still find it sub optimal to indulge in that fetish you mentioned, at my current arousal level I could be easily convinced to try it before my next orgasm peaks in 1 minutes 38 seconds."
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>>152040317
>tfw as tall as mercy

Healslut height is fine I guess.
>>
>>152040317
>all the attractive male characters in the game are 6'1"

>just got rejected by a girl because i'm too short (5'9")

why the fuck do women care so much about this arbitrary number so much. contemplating suicide rn
>>
>>152044325
Manlets...when will you learn?
I'm 5'9" too, she probably rejected you for some other reason.
Either way, girl sounds like she wasnt worth your time anyways, cheer up.
>>
>>152044325
Any woman concerned about your hight is not worth your time. You dodged a bullet, get over it. Stop being an angsty teen.
>>
>>152040317
I keep forgetting Junkrat is pretty tall but his poor body posture make him look short.
>>
How do you counter the zarya dva ult combo meme?

Like they just keep doing it and after 4 attempts they win the game on attack????
>>
Why does my game crash every time I pick Mei?
>>
>>152032289
>>152032360
>>152032379
>>152032402
>>152032428
>>152032795
>>152033039
>>152033223

huh didn't know my potg with her is unique
http://plays.tv/video/5759f12513e19d23a5
>>
>>152031973
Sombra.
>>
>>152044895
>http://plays.tv/video/5759f12513e19d23a5
wow you sound like an autistic as fuck weeb
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>>152040317
tfw 5'11.5" and will never be 6'1"
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>>152044996
thanks but that is my premade talking, you can't actually hear me
>>
>>152044895
>unironically using nip voices
>>
>>152044650
>>152040317
>junkrat is 6'6"
what
no
>>
>>152045181
>he doesn't know about the instantcum widowmaker voice

i feel sorry for you anon
>>
>>152045057
same kind usually stick together. and seeing how you have weeb voices enabled im pretty sure im correct.
>>
>>152041217
>Doomfist is a striker from Destiny
>>
>>152042312

Yes you can. I dc'ed for about two minutes the other day and when I rejoined one person had quit.
>>
>>152044325
>height is dictated by genetics, environmental metals in the body (such as lead), the diet of the individual, and the health of their skeleton
>a girl who is clearly healthier than you rejects you because she doesn't want someone smaller than her filling the role of protector, lover, support, and dna injector
>she didnt want you tainting her genes with yours
>you had nothing else interesting to provide to make her think otherwise
>surprised you got rejected
>>
>>152045276
>having everything changed to generic nip voices just for a cocktease from a non-relevant character

I wish I still was in the phase where anything japanese sounded unique and erotic.
>>
>>152045681
>100hours on widowmaker

what are you talking about anon?
>>
Is 144hz a meme? My friend just have his rig and he says he can't notice any difference
>>
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>>152045795
>waifushitter, neet and weeb
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>>152045887
is he using the right cable to get the 144hz out of it? did he enable 144hz in windows settings?
>>
>>152044563
This is literally the "im 30, married, and haven't dated in fifteen years" response. People care about appearance and the goes for your height, clothes, skin, muscle, and hair. Next comes personality because if you are toxic nobody will stick around after they have come to you.
>>
>>152045987
you got me anon, if i wasn't a worthless human being i wouldn't come to 4chan and instead would enjoy my life with real women and friends
>>
>>152046096
Hey, if I can do it, so can you, anon.
>>
>>152046186
>maybe i can do it!
>rejected rejected rejected rejected
>read books, join gym for three years, practice alot
>finally get gf
>realize its fucking miserable being with a woman but try a few different girls just in case
>when you talk about it with anyone you get "can't live with them can't live without them" because people are content with misery
I just hire a hooker every 3-4 weeks now
>>
>>152045887
I moved from 60 to 144hz and I see HUGE difference, even on desktop
>>
>>152040317
winston is the real king of manlets
>>
>>152045663
>she doesn't want someone smaller than her filling the role of protector,
she was 5'3" dude
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>>152045049
iktf
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