/owg/ Overwatch General

FIRST FOR CAM NEWTON

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Tracer is for ______

second for mercy pocket healing bitch/slut

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Mercy a qt

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CAN I GET A

>>152002889
dab on em

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>want the Swedish flag
>don't get the Swedish flag

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Amélie lips

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First for Mercy's soft, buttery cock.

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>>152002757
KILL ALL HUMANS

>>152002976
OH
LET'S
BREAK
IT
DOWN

>>152002962
killing

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I can't even heal right.

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>>152002962
Loving wholly and wholesomely.

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Cutest and best pairing

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huehue lucio or white lucio

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>"This is no castle, it's a tomb."

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>>152002962
owning

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Reinhardt was Mordredhardt all along!

The fucking bot-kisser!

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>season 1 ends tomorrow
>highest rank was 44
i wasn't supposed to go out like this

Anyone having an issue where the the models don't load for various seconds in the very first game?

>>152003068
WEW- WEW- WEW- WEW Jackpot!

>>152003029
humans in the animatrix were so fucking stupid it's unsurprising 90% of them died

>>152003139
Auditiva

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>finally get to level 100
>think im going to be getting all them cases at low level again
>need to level up one more time before I get promoted

FUCK

F U C K
U
C
K

>>152002962
shitters

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Why is Mercy such a dirty healing slut?

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I hope the eventual junkrat/roadhog short from blizzard ends up 20+ minutes, there's so much they can do with it

>team up with a buddy for some games on competitive
>constantly get matched against 2 groups of 3
>our team always get 4 randoms
Nice match making system you got there, Blizz

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>>152002962
footlicking

Will Reinhardt appear in the Bastion short mourning his dead comrades?

Will they fight?

>>152003307
Because she gives her beam to everyone on the team

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>>152003145
(team arrives in Eichenwalde)
Torbjorn: (whistle) I'd hate to say I told you so, but I-.
Reinhardt: Torbjorn, my old friend, please...SHUT UP.

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>in about 20 hours comp will go down
>qp will be FLOODED with "i bought hanzo golden bow tell one of the other 3 golden hanzos to switch off"

>>152003176

I've been having problems since the Ana patch.

Brand new graphics card, every other night I play, my fps drops to 20-30 fps every fucking 5 seconds.

Managed somehow to fix it by limiting it to >30 fps and played for a night

Then i bumpbed it back up to 60fps and its perfect

but i know that once i start playing tonight it's going to shit all on me again

t. GTX 1080 owner

its not my graphics card

i did a stress test with multiple programs and it runs everything fine, very low temperatures.

i tried all the drivers available. still no fix.

Overwatch is the only game it happens in.

Even while using lowest settings, lowest resolution, lowest render quality.

This might be silly, but:

>Leavers in Comp are now replaced by AI

How would this make you feel?

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>>152003307
She's not? She's a pure healing maiden.

Does anyone remember Galdis?

He was one of the most hilarious /owg/ players I've played with, all you had to do was mention Hillary Clinton or insult Donald Trump and he would start shouting at the top of his lungs about LIBKEKS to the point where he'd run out of breath.

>>152003068
>>152003068
>>152003179

AWW JAM MY NIGGA, JAM

OOH JAM NIGGA

LETS MAKE SOME JAM NIGGA JAM

What is the best maps for Roadhog.

is there a streamer named giganinja

>>152003467
As long as the AI is set to hard it might not be so bad.
Slightly better than the alternative.

Why is the lowest the game will go 1024x768 or something? I'd really like to play at like 800x600, I'm just barely on the verge of having a staple 60 framerate and the lower resolution would help immensely

>>152003430
I'm gonna buy them Dva guns.

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>>152003027

Once upon a time she was a sweet person, anon. Then THEY happened. Widow has a lot to answer for, but in the grand scheme of things, she and Reaper are just attack dogs for Talon. Whoever is holding the leash is the REAL villain here.

There's a chance she might be able to be brought back, but she would almost assuredly not be the same anymore. That would make for an interesting arc, and I like to think that despite all that's happened, Tracer would be the type to not hold a grudge and eventually forgive and befriend her.

Maybe not quite to the extent of pic related, but a man can dream.

>>152003395
A-All of them?

Even the other girls too?

>>152003529
Nepal.

>>152003529
all of them T B Q H

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>>152002962
corrupting

>>152003381
LOW RES BROTHER!

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I just want to do my job as a medic.

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https://youtu.be/euQjaCjnRGU

>>152002962
violating in every way

how do you join team chat

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>mfw im the last one on the point after a genji massacre
>genji is coming
>MERCY JUST CONTEST FOR A LITTLE LONGER WE ARE ALMOST THERE

>>152003672
The girls and men. All they have to do is call out for her and Mercy rushes to give them her beam.

>>152003397
Wait, is that actual dialogue? Why would Torbjorn say I told you so? Reinhardt wasn't at Eichenwalde during Balderich's Last Stand, as far as I know.

>>152003863
Hit P and click. You can change how the game auto-joins chats in options.

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>>152003383
I want a Talon telepath to mess with Reinhardt's head, making him hallucinate the Baron and all his slain comrades calling him a traitor for helping Omnics and abandoning Germany to bum around the world.

Then the operative makes him see his allies as Bastion units and he just goes nuts. One of the other Tanks winds up having to try and stop him from killing them all.

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>>152003795
winkyface!

>>152003802
Stop fucking posting beautiful pictures of Mercy

Goddamit I want to go to bed

>>152003130
>Junkrat pressing his crotch into her

DELETE THIS

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Why is there no fanart for Torbjorn?

>Played D.va since the beginning.
>Going to have to instalock in S2 so shitters don't grab her first.

Lord save me. Her buff was a mistake.

>>152003145
>>152003162
>>152003397
What did I miss?

Why is this game so stressful at times

WMW#1858
lvl 23 playing till I hit 25
add me, would like to group for the exp

>>152003431
Coincidentally it was around the Ana patch that I've got the models issue. After the models load it works fine, though.

>>152003942
>Why would Torbjorn say I told you so?

That Omnics are no good, not worthy of rights or protection, and all the dead German rocket knights vindicate his world view.

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>>152003992
There's not much space in that box.

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>>152001617
Rank 60 here
am I gold or plat?
Yes I am retarded.

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Which Overwatch do you most want to FUCK.

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>>152004031
because no one likes torj, not even the people that play him

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Playing lucioball really makes me depressed at how mentally retarded some people can be. Every time you lower the bar of entry for a game and make it more causal/easier you will STILL find people that fail to meet that extremely low bar by being mentally retarded
>play lucioball
>people constantly hit the ball for the of hitting the ball
>people that aren't playing goalie but sit relatively close to the goal and panic hit the ball when it gets near instead of letting me clear the ball to the other side of the field
>teammates that runs back all the way towards the goal when the enemy shoots it over here when the past 10 times I've cleared it back to the other side so they just wasted time running over here
>literally ZERO learning ability
>opponent coming in for a shot, shoots it straight at me, okay easy block
>retard sitting near the goal taps it off the right at the last second so it goes past me for a goal
>guy is confused as to how I let that go past
>the replay literally shows him tap it at the last second and assist the guy shooting when I would've blocked it easily otherwise
9/11 blog I am platinum mad

>>152004048

Maybe this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3xFKckFCGM , other than that we're just memeing.

>>152004218
Just a few more additional waifus and this game can stop being such a sausage fest.

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>>152003991
Shh... It will be okay; when you wake, the pain will be all gone..

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>>152003670
>tracer saves widow from talon's control
>widow becomes emotionally attracted to tracer
>tracer realizes that the two of them are not meant to be
>tracer starts a new life with someone else
>one day that person gets into a fatal car accident
>on the way home from the funeral tracer finds a package with two items inside of it
>car brake wires
>with a single white card with a purple kiss mark on it

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>>152004218
z-zarya

>>152003670
It would be pretty tragic. If she was brought back, her original emotions, she'd have to live with the fact that she killed her husband, and a lot of other people.

I don't know if the original Amelie would be able to live with that.

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>>152004232

But I love Torbby!

>>152003381
>>152003795
too bad even if you use the worst possible settings the game is still plagued with frames drops

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>>152003470

The main reason I mention Lucio and Symmetra is because they're polar opposites (fun-loving freedom fighter and order-obsessed corporate neat freak), and operate in the same area. Sym's corporation was the one Lucio rebelled against to help his people. I just think not focusing on it would be wasted potential.

In my headcanon D.Va is an obnoxious, foul-mouthed, temperamental little brat with no integrity who would say or endorse nearly anything for a sponsorship. I like the idea of her joining up with Overwatch purely for the fame as a sort of token selfish teammate, but gradually becoming more genuinely heroic as she becomes less sheltered and sees firsthand the state that the world is in. But she still gets all tsundere about it and refuses to admit she cares.

>>152004034
How the hell did you play Dva with that terrible defense matrix?

>>152002962
shanking while shes tied up

>>152004218
dva may be a little too tight for my foreskin so tracer

>>152003980

That would be a fun short, but who would have the brawn to stop Reinhardt without killing him?

>>152004218
Bootiemaker please.

I'll FUCK her very lovingly.

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What time PST does this season end tomorrow?

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You know your team (including you) was just absolute trash when ____ gets PotG

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On the new patch, people datamined this asset which is Hana's stream overlay

Theres a second assest so wait a minute

>>152004470
Zarya or Roadhog, I guess.

Or maybe a new Tank, I don't know.

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Update where Mercy's revealed to be the evil bitch she's been all along when?

I mean, I guess it's not "her" fault if the Mercy we know is just the mask, but still, fuck that cunt

>>152002962
savagely beating when your dinner isn't ready on time

>>152004505
5pm

>>152004548
21 hours from now?

>>152004218
I want to mate with Tracer!

I tell people in every match this or similar things for other girls.

>>152004470
>>152004528
sombra

>>152004516
>you will never play a game with Hana

http://www.strawpoll.me/11010290

Which golden gun are you getting?

>>152004342
In Soviet Russia, Zarya fucks you!

>>152004628
Yeah

>D.va can ult when her mech is exploding from taking too much damage
>She doesn't get killed by the explosion
Why did they make her retard proof and reward players for being bad?

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>>152004516
This the second asset which is supposed to be the chat of Hana's stream

I wonder how high the levels of shitposting are?

>>152004538
They said she's not evil at a panel, you fucking autist.

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>Great game, everyone!
>It was an honor to play with you all. Thank you.
>Good game! Best of luck to you all!
>I'm wrestling with some insecurity issues in my life but thank you all for playing with me.
>C'mon, Mom! One more game before you tuck me in. Oops mistell.
>Gee whiz! That was fun. Good playing!
>Well played. I salute you all.
>I could really use a hug right now.
>It's past my bedtime. Please don't tell my mommy.
>Ah shucks... you guys are the best!
>I feel very, very small... please hold me...
>For glory and honor! Huzzah comrades!
>Mommy says people my age shouldn't suck their thumbs.
>I'm trying to be a nicer person. It's hard, but I am trying, guys.
>Wishing you all the best.

Would Alejandra, AKA Sombra, REALLY be sucking her thumb at her age?

>>152004642
Oh yeah. She could hack the suit, locking its joints, and trapping the mentally compromised and damaged old man in a coffin of steel and circuits.

So, what adventures will Bastion go on before he finds his OW pals?

>>152004431

Sparingly.

She got me to rank 67 pre-buff.

>>152004218
Made for tender loving sex
>Tracer
>Widowmaker
>Pharah
>Symettra
>Zarya

Made for rough fucking
>D.va
>Mei

Made for humilliation
>Mercy

>>152004770
Thanks for the Reapfield anon, saved

>>152004798
Holding down left click to cleanse a disgusting meatbag family

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Mercy!

>>152004538
>everyone wants mercy to be evil
>it turns out shes just a researcher/doctor who wants to help people
gee wizz what a shocker

>>152004683
I got a 5 kill from that once. Good times.

>"The site of one of the most famous battles during the Omnic Crisis, it was here that the leader of the Crusaders, Balderich von Alder, and a handful of his best soldiers made a last stand against an advancing automaton army. Outnumbered and outgunned, they were ultimately slain during the resulting combat. However, thanks to their valiant efforts, the German military was able to push back the omnic offensive and win the fight."

Fucking Reinhardt probably let in Omnic refugees after all that.

>>152004770
>I'm wrestling with some insecurity issues in my life but thank you all for playing with me.

Implying that isnt Hana pre-celebrity status

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playing mercy is always satisfying and sexual

every game i either get to blow my team and they are happy, or the other team gets to buttfuck me and they are happy

its so frustrating to play other characters

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>>152004347
The original Amelie may not, but perhaps the new Amelie could get by with a little help from her friends.

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>>152004218
I need Mei to bear my children.

>>152004642

>Implying a little loli can handle Reinhardt

Maybe if she goes invisible.

>>152004909
Reinhardt knows that everyone deserves hospitality. And besides, they all died a warriors death. Its what they wanted.

>>152004801
>>152004431
Post buff D.va is literally the only thing that got me out of the mid 30s rank hellhole

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>>152004218
Thank fuck they changed Widowmaker's face in the release.

Anyone have the list for what current rank = what element rank?

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>>152004921
I agree. We should group together!

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Not bad.

>>152004770
I bet it's just extra strings for bots to spit out once you finish a game with them.

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>>152004809
More like:

Made for tender loving slow sex that speeds up to fast lovemaking:
>Tracer
>Pharah
>D.va
>Mercy

Made for heavy mating press:
>Mei

Made for femdom
>Zarya

Not made for sex, made for fast artificial insemination to maximize efficiency:
>Symettra

Made for hot as fuck sensual extremely erotic sex where she gently takes the lead
>Widowmaker

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>>152003670
>>152004926

>Every single interaction between Tracer and Widowmaker is hostile, both in game and in lore

>Widowmaker is literally a violent terrorist who killed a civil rights activist in front of Tracer and has attempted to kill her on multiple occasions


Yet people ship these two because they were in some shorts together.

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>>152004501
Such a romantic

tfw mercy probably uses a buttplug every time shes on duty

5 decides which Zen highlight intro I get

>>152005112
Not as bad as McCree and Hanzo.

>>152005081
What emote

>>152005079
fuck off bitch im the only mercy on my team <:3

BASTION TRAILER COUNTDOWN WHEN?

>>152004926
Good-but-still-kind-of-evil widowmaker would be the best.

>>152005112
It's the power of imagination

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>>152005136
Hnnnnng!

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>tfw rank 59

SO

CLOSE

What ranks get the golden gun again?

>>152005232
Will the trailer be streamed live or just posted on youtube?

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Okay /ovg/, real talk. I tried out Overwatch on consoles today to compare stuff.

Can someone tell me why the PS4 community is so nice? Shitposting aside, 3 times today I've been trying kill some dude and we just gave up mid-fight and acted all friendly like. Literally just had a match where a Genji just takes pity on me for not being to aim for shit, and we just start walking about the map waving at each others teams until everyone just gave up and started emoting at each other. The fuck is this.

Any other cross-platform stories y'all niggas got to share?

>>152005189
Uppercut for Pharah, olympics for Junkrat.

>>152005256
inb4 loss streak to 40

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>>152005178
I choose to believe this does not exist

>>152005261

65 gets 300cp which nabs you a golden gun even if you only played placements.

Which means me :^)

so, are any competitive matches close? im 7 into my placement matches and they have all been stomps

In your experience are bots set on hard better or players in quick play? People in quick play fuck around too much so i'm thinking of practicing new heros against hard bots for now on.

>>152005324
Anon, I'm sorry. Its literally the most popular pairing in the fandom.

>>152005293
Not bad

>>152005367
In my experience all of the placement matches except 1 or 2 were stomps. Once the game ranks you it becomes better (assuming it guessed correctly)

>>152005404
I've heard more of fucking MercyxPharah than that

>>152004664
>only one so far getting gold Torbjorn
tfw no gold turrets

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Roadhog is cute! CUTE!

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>>152005404

>>152005256
ME TOO ANON
WE CAN MAKE IT

>>152005391
Hard bots are literally perfect aimbots. So if you're fine with getting sniped at 100% accuracy from across the map while also learning a new hero, go for it. Otherwise, just go medium.

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>play roadhog
>mfw all these mercy bitches that want me to fuck them doggystyle while choking them with my hook

man, can't these sluts keep their pussies in check?

>>152005391
Nah, bots will never compare to real players even if they are brain dead.
If you're halfway decent with a hero use them in competitive, don't need to have 15 hours on them

>>152005460
They're pretty equal. I've seen a fuck ton of art, porn, and stories centering around McCree and Hanzo more and more lately. Do they even interact in-game?

>>152005391
Bots actually group up to push but unless you're practicing headshot only aiming bots are fairly meaningless

>>152005483
Why doesn't he have an Australian accent?

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>>152004664

>Get it for my main D.va.
>Or be a hipster and get it for Symmetra, second most played behind D.va.

I kind of want the gun to be special.

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>>152005208
That's okay, I'm sure you'll do a much better job than I ever could. But I'd still like to play with you!

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Who was the top and the bottom?

>>152005573
To hide his identity of course!

Eichenwalde looks so good, it has the best aesthetic of any of the maps we currently have.

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>No tf2 style domination voice lines.

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>>152005613
D.va inbetween both.

>>152005613
neither faggot

>>152003857
cringe

>>152005573
His name made me think he was a Pacific Islander that lived in Australia.

>>152005613

Both are vers.

But 76 likes taking it more.

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>>152005613
Mercy top.
Pharah bottom.

so lower genji health or fuck with his reflect

or better yet reduce his dash

>>152005695
So neither had any sex? Guess that's believable.

>>152004664
Reinhardt's is the only one obnoxiously prominent enough to be worth noticing and getting.

With the exception of maybe Reaper's.

Flinging gold all over the place to reload and whatnot.

what time does ranked end tomorrow?

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Best girls

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>>152005613
Tracer top, Widow bottom.

>>152005776
Genji is fine, just reduce his Ult duration by 2 seconds

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>searching for overwatch porn webms
>see a thumbnail of one that looks like tracer and widow are rubbing asses
>smash my hard-ass boner on my mouse to open it
>webm actually has a black dick between their asses

FUCK

>>152005803
HE'S GROPING HER BREASTS

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>>152005112
Oh, I'm not ignoring that. I went on at length about how I felt about that in the last thread.

I just feel like if the story were to progress in this direction (which, let's face it, it probably will, since Blizzard has a hard-on for the "ranged combat-oriented character is symbolically killed and brought back to life in the service of the enemy and makes life hell for the heroes but never really pays for it" concept), this is how I would like for it to play out. I doubt Tracer would ever "love" Widow, but she's a good, kind person, and I would like to think that if this situation ever came about, she would learn to overcome whatever hostility she still felt and move on.

I think that would be the most rewarding outcome.

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>>152004470
Nobody can stop his rampage, until Ana puts him to sleep and calms him down.

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Why doesn't anybody get mad about there being no BLACK HEROES in the game?

Lucio is Brazilian, not black.

>>152005583

D.va.

D.va is fotm right now. Not many people are really going to spend their points on her gun. Most people that play her now probably have other characters they'd rather spend it on.

>>152005691
But they have that, its just not domination shit, just when you kill them

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>gay friend of someone joins the discord
>he wont shutup about hog x junkrat ships
>someone just flat out says its the daddy issues ship because hog doesn't like junkrat and is being payed to protect him.
>user has disconnected

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>>152002757
>Reinhardt is a Filthy Traitor
Fuck you, OP.

>>152005284
I've had that happen on PTR comp, people just care less so silly things happen

>>152005873
Replace Mercy with Widow and add Tracer.
Pharah, Widow, and Tracer are the holy trinity.

PTR got patched in the background, what is it?

>>152005938
>brazillian
>not black
>who is harambe
>who is mexireaper

>>152004509
Soldier 76

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so my stats/minute are all decent except for deaths (and subsequently kdr); average kills/healing/whatnot per game is apparently much worse (although i think that's got to do with how fast a lot of these mediocre-rank games end)

how do i die less? i'm sure that's a dumb question, but i'm asking nonetheless. i think i'm just frequently poorly-positioned, and i would really like to fix that

not just with ana, but anyone, really

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Jesus christ this game has been lagging mercilessly. I cant even walk in a straight goddamn line without teleporting. I just came from a match with extreme lag and the server disconnected. I got PUNISHED by being bumped down to rank 33. WHY MUST YOU RUIN MY LIFE BLIZZARD. I SWEAR I WANNA BEAT UP MY BROTHER TO REQUEST THE ANGER

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>>152005938
>he thinks brazillian is a race

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>he instalocks mcree on defense

Every single time this happens they're complete shit. They don't communicate even though they have a mic, they run off by themselves, and they always have one of the two legendary skins (which leads me to believe they only play mcree because they want to show it off).

They then proceed to instalock mcree again on offense and continue to contribute nothing to the team.

I've only managed to squeeze out one win when one of these shitters is on my team, every other time is a loss that can be directly attributed to their incompetence. They're also the first to leave after a game without so much as a 'gg' as a sendoff.

This happened twice in a row once, and overall has cost me more ranks than I care to admit. It never happens in quickplay, only in comp. I'd lock it in before them but I'm probably worse at mcree than they are.

/rant

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>>152005923
>tfw my first sleepdart was an ulting Genji to get me the pixel spray

>>152005938
I want a qt curly haired black girl too
>>152005996
Hamster is not for sexual

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Am I sadistic?
Am I the reason people have trust issues?

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>>152005880
>tracer
>dominate

>Now Entering: Volskaya Indus-
>Leaving Game: Not Enough Players

Will you assholes just accept that you have to play Volskaya sometimes?

>Now traveling to volskaia industries

Just fuck my shit up famalam

>>152006121
That's both smart and very rude
Junkrat would be proud.

>>152006050
I'm not beating my brother up. Meant to say beat my brain up

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>>152006156
>>152006179
I think I found the problem.

>>152005543
Hanzo/McCree is popular is cause they're both attractive men who are close in age. That's literally it.

>>152006156
>>152006179
the fuck's wrong with Volskaya?

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>>152006121
D E V I L I SH

>>152003992
I want Junkrat to press his crotch into me!

>>152005938
boxbox is like 6'1 and has huge shoulders

i would have sex with him but he would be top

>>152006156
>>152006179
You 2 should talk.

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>>152006151

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>>152006156
>>152006179
Volskaya is fun

just lose attack, pick bastion and become a mobile turret of pain and destruction

>>152005284
No, Xbro here and I've seen it more recently. Not sure if it's some thing an eceleb is popularising, or if it's a legit strat. I say the latter since whenever someone does it to me I'm too fucking nice to gun them down, so I just leave. Not 10 seconds later they ult on my entire team.

>>152006179
>Volskaya Industries in a nutshell.

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>>152005938
>Brazilian is a race
>Mexican is a race
Fucking STOP this bullshit.

>>152006253
Not them, but it's boring and grey. On the upside atleast it's not fucking Anubis.

>>152005776
Reflect area should be way smaller and shorten the fuck out of his dash. He can move way too fucking far with that. Increase the cooldown for his dash as well. I want to say lower his health since he jumps and dashes all over the place, but that was a thing already and it pissed off every genji player.

>>152006316
Who are these handsome men?

>>152006393
>>152005938
it's like saying American is a race.

Anyone have the webm of roadhog hooking someone from under the bus and through a wall in numbani?

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Do you think Widow could bring the Gabriel out of Reaper/Reaper bring the Amelie out of Widowmaker?

>>152006156
I'd play volskaya over numbani any day of the week, fuck numbani

the middle part might as well not even exist it's free for attack every single time

>>152006316
Who's the dude with the spikey hair?

>>152006121
I do that all the time

>>152006156
>>152006179
I fucking hate volskaya

Not only because it's a ball ache to defend and attack

Also because games tend to last an hour on that shit

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>>152006316
That's Talon Tracer.

We're talking about fuck me in the ass Overwatch Tracer.

>>152005284
PS4 anon here as well.
Most of the teams I end up with in QP often end up adding each other as friends.
I once did go against an enemy team that went all Zenyatta's. Shit was fun.

>>152006482
>Mercenary who needs to kill so he isn't degenerating/regenerating all the time in an endless cycle of living hell that will always reform
>Brainwashed woman who killed her husband after a daring rescue and can only feel alive when she is overdosing on adrenaline from killing someone
No

>>152006008
>>152006595
>>152006316
I NEED More Talon!Tracer

>>152006407
fuck genji players

they're massive faggots

>>152006482
>implying Reaper isn't hanging around Talon just to keep Amelie safe because he feels responsible for being unable to protect her and Gerard

>>152006482
Nah, they probably chat and drink coffee while in the Talon HQ though.

>>152006587
>An hour
The fuck you talking about? I played a Volskaya five minutes ago.

It didn't last two minutes straight.

>>152005323
My highest was 56, was floating between 52 and 54. 7 loss streak to 50. FML. Funny how you can notice the attitudes between mid to low fifties change, and the trash talkers show

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What does your career profile look like?

I have a question lads

I'm from SA so I pay with my currency and I don't know if my game the exchange is already done in the pricing section.

Are 2 summer loot boxes 32 fucking dollars?

Who the fuck would pay 32 dollars for TWO boxes (and so on)?

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>Make a class called defense
>Make them all bad
>Make every other class better at defense than them

WILL THEY EVER FUCKING FIX THIS

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>>152006718
explain

>>152006748
In competitive, you usually blast through rounds in 2 minutes, do that for 6 rounds then coin flip overtime and it's a long fucking time. Main reason I hate assault maps, they take way too long

>>152003431
Are you using 2 bg ram or something, i get 100 fps with a 970. Post specs and card temp plz

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Did Tracer's butt controversy ruin any chance of us ever getting sexy skins?

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>>152006469
I don't but here's another hook.

>>152004664
getting 2, I'm getting waifumakers which is pretty standard, but the second I'm unsure.

golden guns on elblanco could be nice, but rein's hammer and zaryas gun look really fucking good in gold

>>152006813
Two boxes in US$ is just $2.

>>152006902
Yes.

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>>152006813
It's 2$ here.

>>152006836
>rank 39

>>152006902
It's blizzard, they weren't going to do it in the first place.

>>152006962
Oh the exchange is done then. Thanks.

I think the next hero should be a horse

Trob hammer buff when?

TROB HAMMER BUFF WHEN?

IT'S TOO SLOW

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>>152007047
I want to cosplay Reapfield before the meme gets too big

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>>152006902

>>152007057
You're supposed to upgrade your turret with it, not smack people with it.

>Can't view golden weapons with skins you don't own
I just want to see what looks good before committing

>>152007141
>posting this in a blue board

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>>152007017
>rank
that (was) my level you daft dildo.

>>152007147
It wouldn't be hard to make the mask.
Hell, the cloak would be easy as shit as well.

>>152007141
QUICK. SAUCE BEFORE YOURE BANNED

>join a group
>lose more games

>>152007141
>look ma i posted it again

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Hey guys! Wanna see how people develop chronic depression at a record time?

>>152007174

That's what I was talking about

Either buff the strike time or reduce the hits needed to upgrade from 5 to 4

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>>152007253

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>>152006764
Like shit

>>152007253
stream it

>>152007253
>>152007387
This

>>152007253
Stream it my dark chocolate pal.

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>>152007353
Not gonna lie, that video with Mia bringing her mom to the porn shoot was the best thing I've ever seen.

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Fucking hell, that was infuriating. Now who the fuck are the other 50 so I can kick their asses too next week?

>>152007501
I think her mom used to be a pornstar too.

New map isn't reverse hybrid, it's regular hybrid. Disappointed.

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>>152005102
>heavy mating press

What did he mean by this?

Google just gave me this.
I don't want to do that to Mei.

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>get a decent winning streak, feel good
>get a giant fucking losing streak that out-numbers all the wins, feel like shit

this game sure is good at making its players feel like incompetent garbage.

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>>152007530
>Now who the fuck are the other 50

>>152007562
If so, I would really appreciate a source on that. I want to see her before she got fat and ugly

>>152007572
Go to gelbooru, search "mating_press"

>>152005112
>Yet people ship these two because they were in some shorts together.

I ship them because it's arousing to imagine them fucking.

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>>152006764
Pretty meh, with all the bugs and bullshit that came with season 1 there isn't any point in playing more than max competitive points reward or for fun with friends.

Hoping season 2 is better, it seems good on paper though.

>>152007530
you... you know thats not your world rank, right?

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>>152007719
>>152007670
>>152007530
this has to be bait, right?

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>>152007387
>>152007467
>>152007497
I don't know if all of you would like to see a beaner streaming a Loot opening while talking broken English tho.

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>>152007824
I don't even fucking know anymore.

>>152007141
AAAAH SAUCE

>tfw mom is switching to a new ISP
>I'll be able to play shit other than Mercy and Lucio while on summer break
>tfw they're all shit in california and she's gonna go back to at&t

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What do you guys think is the overall best way to deal with Torb turret? I do not think it is overpowered in any way, but sometimes it's really obnoxious and I just want it gone. Who would be the best hero for making Torb and his turret a bitch?

Just got D.va in Lucioball and glitched the fuck out.

>>152007880
Anon please. I wanna see if you succeed.

>>152008010
Pharah.

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>>152008010
Hold L Shift and RMB with D.Va, then LMB.

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Rank 51 here, anyone want to queue up?

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>tfw youve already locked your golden weapon and can sleep easy tonight

>>152008010
Zarya kills it easy and gets free 100 charge, any ranged class that can peak shoot etc...

So as Zarya: Who should i prioritize with a sheild rushing onto a point? Tank? Lucio? Whoever is nearing death first? Pharah in the air?

>>152008010
>datboi
I've never seen a more flacid forced meme
like at least be hard if you're gonna rape me you stupid floppy frog

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>>152008010
Goddammit, this meme is so fucking stupid, why am I smiling?

>>152006246
Also, the east-meets-west dichotomy

>>152008010

Reaper if you can get to them with wraith or something similar.

Junkrat if you can get a clear shot at them without endangering yourself.

Zenyatta sniping, sniper sniping... Pretty much anything, man.

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>>152005873
That is supposed to be lash marks right? Very hot. Anyone have more like this?

>>152008083
Fellow DVa player here, this strat is so 50/50. If the Torb is there with it he can right click my crit box and melt me in literally 2 seconds.

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Junkrat and Roadhog!

>>152008135
all memes are forced you shitposter

>>152008128
Healer > Tank > DPS but you straight up shouldn't rush onto point unless your boys are already on it

>>152008092
ENOUGH OF THIS

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>>152008196
please no

>>152008010
76 is my go to for dealing with bastions and torbs, mccree is already but not at long range. Pharah just seems to get shot down for me

>>152008196
RH looks like Uncle Ruckus. Right down to the white skin.

>>152005776
his ult should end when he gets stunned like everyone else

>>152008128
Shield people that get hooked or pre hook, shield people that are using their Ultis, Shield people low on Hp to give them a chance at survival.
Shield someone who got flashbanged or pre-flash to stop it.

and if no one needs a shield, rotate it with your self shield as normal to keep your charge up.

>>152008240
yes, but to varying degrees

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>>152008259
Junkrat and Roadhog!!!