/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

First for go in deep and KILL

File: TheLaugingCow.png (395KB, 910x1000px) Image search: [Google]

395KB, 910x1000px

>It's a "nullphaggot and crimeshitter get BTFO" episode

qt girly boys

>>151851907
the reason why you are dumb is because these guys are the only ones doing it, it's not a 'thing'. They are maniacs not because they 'bad' but because they are going against the norm. You couldn't understand that by watching the documentary, you are legit retarded.

All hail the Desert Raid.

>>151851714
>>151851664
>>151851772
>>151852180
>>151852198
>>151851434
delet this

>>151852241
y

File: BikeguideV4.jpg (3MB, 4197x2222px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 4197x2222px

updated my bike guide, corrected a lot of mistakes, did some more testing etc.

File: 127.png (358KB, 557x605px) Image search: [Google]

358KB, 557x605px

>entourage in vespucci canals

>>151852612
>anecdotal bullshit everywhere
>Posts a guide filled with nothing but that
How many levels of irony my man?

File: _2016-08-10_12-54-54.jpg (650KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

650KB, 1280x720px

xth for honk, awoo, and memes!

File: GTA Ideal Map.jpg (96KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

96KB, 1280x720px

never ever

Friendly reminder null cheated against crew and isn't banned.

>>151853059
B-B-B-BUH-BUT BROUGHY ONLY CARES ABOUT CARS, HE DOESNT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT BIKES

>>151853483
bikes are for faggots

>>151853429
Man just calm down.
The only rule for cheating against crew is if it uses a menu it is ban worthy.

>>151852612
>Hakuchu
>choppers

damn it mang

>>151853719
cheating is cheating.

remuv nullphaggot

>>151853794
ITS JUST A GAMMA GLITCH

>>151854101
IT'S JUST A BHOP GLITCH

>>151853483
Just saying, even if that would be true, at least he isn't posting anecdotal bullshit. I feel his bike tests are less reliable anyway, but at least it's something you know.

File: _2016-08-09_09-14-43.png (42KB, 199x244px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 199x244px

ITT: People who confuse crime and null

>>151854356
itt: people who understand why the two are together

>>151854356
As if there's a difference. They're both cancerous shitters that need to cheat to win.

>>151853780
Its kind of in its own class, and its straight line speed, handling and offroad ability was most on par with those bikes. Plus its fun to call that hairdryer a chopper to piss people off.

>>151853059
I have to make some judgement calls, otherwise it wouldnt be a guide. Just posting the handling.meta and ask people to take a 6 week course to understand all the stats is maybe what you would do, but you wouldnt convey shit.

>>151853483
Lap times dont help people pick the right bike for the right track, or help them do sweet freeroam tricks.


I wish you guys could appreciate the morning I just wasted figuring out the gargoyle and the cliffhanger. Somebody say something nice to me.

>>151852612
holy shit youre dumb

>>151854642
>I have to make some judgement calls
That's not the issue here.

>Just posting the handling.meta and ask people to take a 6 week course to understand all the stats is maybe what you would do, but you wouldnt convey shit.
You're just posting anecdotal bullshit though. No research, no reason to believe your "judgement calls". That's what I'm saying. It's just anecdotal bullshit.

File: runninginthe90s.webm (3MB, 638x360px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 638x360px

Everyone should get along and stop fighting so much.

>>151855102
Im open to editing it if you think Im missing something.


Ive alread found one minor thing I kind of left out (forgot to mention the bati has the highest grip... though I referenced it in the haku section.)

>>151855419
we map editing now?

>>151852612
>>151854642
Absolutely Halal.

Loved the old versions of this guide and I'm glad to see it's still being updated. I wish there were guides like this for other popular classes since the Broughy times don't get into vehicles' intricacies or detail which are good for freeroam. The Super class in particular is a shitshow.

And I appreciate your wasted morning, I was actually on the fence about trading my Gargoyle for a Cliffhanger and I think this just sealed the deal. So thanks.

File: 5702839683_7fa164fe7c_b.jpg (222KB, 1024x683px) Image search: [Google]

222KB, 1024x683px

>>151855527
It's just Usui pass.

File: file.jpg (35KB, 553x294px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 553x294px

>>151855419
What's even the point of that WebM? To show that you can use no-clip? To show the map you've shown before? Just off yourself already

File: snapshot20110119124250.jpg (59KB, 704x396px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 704x396px

>>151855419
This, stick together, members!

>>151855249
There is research, testing and verification, days worth of work in that guide. But Im not going to post 40 youtube videos to prove any of it. That would just take a lot of fucking time- probably like 2 solid months worth of effort with a bike update on the way. Posting on an image board is the extent of my commitment.

If you can find an inaccuracy with it, then I can go back test, and edit it.

I thought about doing a guide for the coupes class for fun but figuring out and testing would take weeks, fuck it.

Also, find me a better guide, really. Ive yet to find one.

>>151856102
>But Im not going to post 40 youtube videos to prove any of it.
So it's anecdotal bullshit, the same thing you mock in the guide. Okay, we'll just believe this random fuck on 4chan is totally not lying, and actually ran all the numbers, and didn't make a single mistake.
I wouldn't even have that much of a problem with it if you didn't imply your guide was better because of things that may or may not be true. You're just a manipulative asshole.

>Also, find me a better guide, really. Ive yet to find one.
Why would I do that?

There's already a guide with the exact values of every vehicle's statistics in the OP and yet this special education student is still trying to shill his awful guide.

>>151856347
The only authority I can give you is the autism thats in the guide. Most written responses on 4chan are 1 paragraph long and written by someone who owns maybe 4 bikes. The guide proves Ive invested time into learning the details of every bike- which definitely gives it more authority than your average shitposter here.

Also, note the blank spaces on the vader, nemesis etc. If I dont know something, I dont write anything.

Anyways, where is the guide wrong? Still looking for specific examples. Do you know anything that Ive missed or something?

File: smooth.jpg (81KB, 960x536px) Image search: [Google]

81KB, 960x536px

FUCKING WHEN

File: 1387467940201.jpg (39KB, 187x175px) Image search: [Google]

39KB, 187x175px

>tfw the ifruit glitch doesn't work on bikes' rims

>>151856752
To be honest though, those values alone don't tell everything about vehicle performance. Not only are there mods that change those stats, vehicle shape also matters a lot in a simulation like this. Not to mention that some stats do weird shit.
>>151856920
>The guide proves Ive invested time into learning the details of every bike
It really doesn't mate. It just proves you've written a lot.

>Anyways, where is the guide wrong?
Why are you asking me? I thought you were the expert.

>>151855419
tfw no fivereborn fun

File: wwwwwwwwww.jpg (266KB, 1131x591px) Image search: [Google]

266KB, 1131x591px

>>151857125
>Why are you asking me? I thought you were the expert.

This general is caner.

>>151857861
>Ask question
>ur cancer!
kek. It was a serious question by the way.

>>151857861
that pic is hella comfy

what oter lipieries does the BF40000 have bros

>>151856945
FUCKING NEVER

>>151857861
>caner

I suppose. It is kinda like Singapore, where you get caned if you commit a crime, such as not providing full-length video evidence and Library of Congress citations for every claim you make.

File: thunderstorm.webm (3MB, 656x360px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 656x360px

>>151857323
tfw no gtag toge battles with thunderstorms overhead.

>>151856945
OMG this

>>151859030
>hotpursuit.webm

>>151860195
That'd be a lot of fun, a bunch of gtags hunting the guy in 1st place with cop cars.

File: never ever.jpg (55KB, 700x490px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 700x490px

>>151853421

>cops'n'crooks never ever

File: piaggio.jpg (1MB, 2048x1536px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 2048x1536px

NEVER EVER

File: erryday.jpg (113KB, 671x560px) Image search: [Google]

113KB, 671x560px

Never Ever

File: US_Air_Force_B-2_Spirit.jpg (493KB, 2754x1692px) Image search: [Google]

493KB, 2754x1692px

NEVER EVER

>>151860875
Its the smiling dog meme x-DDD

>>151860875
man, I just love the RX7

RX7 toge battles with GTAG fucking when

File: I wanna mspaint that unicorn.png (6KB, 349x307px) Image search: [Google]

6KB, 349x307px

>>151860875

>>151860949
this desu

I want guided thermonuclear ordinance

File: topgearsaabalfalimo3.9826.jpg (38KB, 716x402px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 716x402px

never

>>151861740
looks perfect for the toge on my server

>>151856945
fucking never because of our faggy leadership

>>151861740
don't know why you would want this
but something with four wheel turning would be cool. just press x to activate rear wheels

>>151862075
monster trucks have 4 wheel steering

>>151862158
too big

>>151861990
>tfw we will never be rid of kaz or bl8
>tfw gtag will never get the emblem it deserves

fells bad man

>>151862158
yup
but when you try to drive over & smash cars it still hits the bumper & scrapes on the suspension

>>151862509
I liked the nofunallowed one we had a few hours ago

>>151862509
Stop being a fucking crybaby

>>151862574
That one was good too. I like how they got that scribbled look

>>151862509
I actually kinda like bl8r, since he does end up listening to the demands of the crew, even if it takes time.

kaz, on the other hand, is just a shitter

>>151862813
This desu

Kaz is just a shitter that destroys the crates of rando CEOs, and changes the emblem against the will of the crew because they are butthurt. The sooner we kick or demote that shitter, the better.

>>151861990
>>151862509
>>151862574
>>151862670
>>151862813
>>151862960
all this samefagging

>>151862813
>demands
What, a few (out of over 600) people wanting a stupid emblem?

>>151863197
>multiple people who different opinions,
HUR DUR SAME FAGGG!!oenoen1!
This is why shit never gets done.

>>151862574
>>151862670
literally how new are you? the no fun allowed emblem was the emblem used for weeks before it was changed to the GTA2 logo. Newfaggot pls go

>>151863282
It's pretty clear that it's a solo person shitposting and whining.

You wouldn't happen to be Dragoneye77, would you?

>>151862574
People wanted the Emblem gone, though, you can check the thread
They wanted one with transparency
>>151862960
>Kaz is just a shitter that destroys the crates of rando CEOs
Of all the things you pick to shitpost about me, you pick the one I never did?
>>151863327
This, it got changed to the GTA2 Logo because people wanted one with transparency

>tfw u destroy crates of randos in your hydra

is there any better feel?

>>151863614
destroying sales in your hydra

>>151863197
>>151863327
>>151863478
I think it was after that one. Before the pill.

>>151863614
>tfw cant do the unplug thing because retarded router takes 20+ seconds to notice me
fug, is there a way to do this without unpluggin?

File: file.png (72KB, 1440x603px) Image search: [Google]

72KB, 1440x603px

>>151863327
We are two separate people
but both probably newfags

>>151863614
Helping other orgs finish their VIP work/sales
Helping other orgs fighting of shitters
>>151863943
Unplugging it from your PC takes your router 20 seconds to register?
What.

FRIENDLY REMINDER:

newfags should lurk more before posting demands about emblems

>>151864019
>newfags
nigga i been here for at least a year but havent played for a while. Got back to the game two days ago. That cunt >>151863327
is probably a newfriend thou

>>151864160
FRIENDLY REMINDER:

Oldfags should make better emblems

>>151864065
It takes 20 seconds to notice that its back in. Tried to disable/enable the network thing in windows, same bullshit.

>>151864261
Friendly reminder that if you want cool emblems, make them yourself and stop relying on the hard work of others. Also NEETs

>>151863943
this empty session thing requires shitty connection, so just fuck with your nat in firewall

>>151864391
Oh, thought you were talking about glitching Pacstan
Just use Netlimiter t b h

>>151864401
What's the point?

You make good emblems

They replace them with emblems that took 10 minutes to make.

>>151864513
just installed it before readin this, i hope it works.

>>151864626
Are you seriously that mad that your Buffalo Bell emblem isn't wanted?
Nobody cares dude

File: file.png (348KB, 1440x2560px) Image search: [Google]

348KB, 1440x2560px

>>151864823

>>151864823
I didn't make that god awful emblem. Nor do I want it as the crew logo.

You would think a bunch of neets who spend all day on the internet would have the slightest bit of creativity.

>>151864626
Who cares? The emblem changes every couple weeks anyway, and will never be worth putting on anything. The only way crew emblems are ever useful is if you're using them as some specific decal on something, but the gtag emblem will never be that.

File: file.png (216KB, 1440x2560px) Image search: [Google]

216KB, 1440x2560px

>>151865014

File: 1441370578071.gif (2MB, 235x180px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 235x180px

So I somehow duped my cars on PS4

>have had an alt for a month or two
>have done the swap char monies glitch
>a while later come back to gta:o
>do stuff on my alt
>buy 6 slot house near vespucci beach
>garage has my 2 cars
>go do some races
>notice a "Custom Carbonizzare" that isn't mine
>use it
>go back to freemode
>call car from mechanic
>notice more cars in my list
>call a Turismo R
>has no upgrades
>go see the garage
>there are four cars from my main account, with old colours (I resprayed a few some time ago)

what the fuck
Hope someone can figure out a glitch out of this

>>151865014
>phoneposting
This proves nothing. If anything it proves that you're most likely samefagging.

>>151865343
Check the times

>>151865014
>>151865241
dumb phoneposter

>>151865436
>Check the times
>Don't matter because you can make one post on your phone and one on your computer to circumvent that

>>151865265
OH SHIT

Try to remember more details, i'll try to fuck around with my second char, too.

>>151865605
Is there any way to actually people are the same or diffrent?

>>151865646
The aps are Bay City Ave Apt 45, all the cars are from the first property of my main: 3 Alta St. Apt 57 (it's a 10 garage aps)

and I think that's all I've got

File: Ah heh heh heh heh heh.png (593KB, 682x802px) Image search: [Google]

593KB, 682x802px

Haven't played GTO since the Heists update and i kinda feel like coming back, are there any dank money glitches so i don't have to grind or spend a dime?

>>151866319
>Haven't played GTO since the Heists update
Stopped reading there.

>>151865884
no

File: 271590_20160726194349_1.png (2MB, 1914x1056px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1914x1056px

>>151862542
get the dune

remove bumber

>>151866346
Well excuse for losing interest in this shitty game after playing non-stop since release.

>Crew color changed
Here comes the real war

>try to get empty lobby
>get full ones
>try to find full one
>get empty ones

every fucking TIME

YOUR WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR

>>151866514
nobody cares unless it involves furshit

>>151866514
>he liked lime green

>>151866807
So you weren't around the last time crew colors were getting changed?

>>151867076
That crew is dead, if you were around then, you would know how diffrent neo-gtag is

File: _2016-08-15_10-57-48.jpg (27KB, 169x171px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 169x171px

Purple please.

File: 271590_20160806114346_1.png (2MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1920x1080px

>>151866514
>I need to repaint my van
fug

>>151867219
You needed to repaint it a long time ago, it looks like shit.

>>151867168
So you're saying people won't fight about that now? I can't say I agree.

>>151866514
>TFW you realize cowposter is bl8r as it is a phone poster and follows PST.
>TFW enblem posting is just false flag to change color

File: 271590_20160806114436_1.png (1MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1920x1080px

>>151867304
To each their own. I like it.

>>151867045
I liked lime green since it made friendly blips green

>>151867201
No

>>151862509
>still mad about the pill

>>151867514
I liked when it was friend blue.

Reminder that you can join my crew for #000000 black on your cars.
https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/flibinjibervans

>>151867593
>expecting autistic furries to give up ever

kys my man

>>151867684
>#000000 black
Too bad that was patched and you can only have #000001 now.

>>151866346
>
Stopped reading there.

>>151867684
there's an exploit to get darker than black now.

>>151867684
>it's a "flib offers services to make people like him" episode

>>151867770
>>151867863
I am pretty sure that it still works. The color hasn't changed in the crew menu, which means it is till unpatched.
>>151867883
>it's a "shitposter has a problem with me and won't say who they are so we can talk like adults" episode

>>151867883
shame no one likes you.

>>151868007
Shame no one likes you either, flib.

>>151867883
I wish I could service Flib

>>151867987
It looks like they gave matte black a small clear coat.

Almost no light reflection at all.

>>151868131
I am: >>151867987 >>151867684 >>151867454 >>151867219 , not >>151868007 .
Sorry to hear you are upset. :^)
>>151868135
L-lewd.
>>151868329
It's a very dark color. I like it more thanh the in-game "black" paint.

>>151867883
>it's a "Flib is being nice to people and selfish shitters get jealous and complain about it" episode

>it's a "flib starts posting just as cowposter stops" episode

>>151868909
that's a new one

>>151868909
>he hasn't filtered the cowtard yet.

>>151869062
I'ma newfag, how do I filter cow faggot

>>151868909
Really makes you think.

File: 271590_20160808094538_1.png (2MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1920x1080px

>>151868909
I was visiting my family in the north of my state, with limited internet access. My CPU cooler should be here tomorrow, so I can start playing more soon.

>it's a "channel 4 is running an all day marathon of back to back "'it's a _____________________' episode" episodes

>>151869303
Really makes you think

Everyone shut the fuck up about episodes and communicate like human beings that have developed language for christ's sake.

File: BuBell.jpg (838KB, 1614x2576px) Image search: [Google]

838KB, 1614x2576px

>>151869763
I wanna fuck the buffalo

File: 2spooky.jpg (1MB, 1308x1526px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1308x1526px

>>151869816
Please stop.

File: haram.jpg (525KB, 1378x1079px) Image search: [Google]

525KB, 1378x1079px

>>151869303
>showing skin

File: TheKing.jpg (101KB, 960x536px) Image search: [Google]

101KB, 960x536px

post dukes and other muscle

>>151870104
has anyone realized that the dukes looks like the car from the [i]dukes[/i] of hazzard?

>>151870292
If that was Tru, den why no federate flag???

chec m8 adiest

File: 20160807165534_1.jpg (267KB, 1920x1200px) Image search: [Google]

267KB, 1920x1200px

>>151870104

On another note, didn't GTAO have a system where the highest rated player created races enter the official rotation, or am I just imagining things? I'm tired of playing the same old stunt races.

>>151870441
thanks for posting this, I'm now having flashbacks of the guy in thread that complained about the general lee song because muh racism.

>>151870757
Don't forget the guy who wanted to make people believe that the flag was removed

>>151871015
>>151870757
Got any screen caps?

>>151871206
>>151870785
cancer

>>151870785
>>151871206
These are both fugly and I hope neither become crew emblems

>>151870785
>>151871206
add a pill then people will take your seriously

>>151871534
I just threw up

>>151864513
>>151864669

Either cant save or some solo cuck joins so its a bit problematic

>droppin shit from plane
>3 buzzards constatnly hitting my ass
>drop last shit before the engines die
wow this ceo thing is shit

also
>mynamejefe outfit
>You cant safe CEO outfits
for fucks sake, tacticool armor when?

File: 1454074463895.png (284KB, 650x581px) Image search: [Google]

284KB, 650x581px

>>151871842
Never

>>151871534
Why would the clover invert the color? Why do you think even for a second that this is acceptable?

>>151871842
make that heffer look like it just took a bunch of pills and then we are in business.

>>151871534
my eyes

>>151871842
OMG this

File: _2016-08-09_11-28-18.png (302KB, 907x239px) Image search: [Google]

302KB, 907x239px

>>151871842

>>151870578
player races can be entered into a rockstar verified playlist which you must log in, find, and then bookmark.

You can then launch it, and rockstar matchmaking will prioritize their own races and no one will join your playlist as a result unless they have changed their settings to only quick join on user created content which is buried in the menus.

I really hope they improve this system in the next GTA.

>>151871842
>TFW crew leaders would sooner use those ugly 'gtag' emblems before than this piece of art

File: cowabunga.png (55KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 500x500px

>>151871645
>>151872013
>>151872072
>>151871236
>>151871327
>>151871464

>>151872883
Who wants a furry for an emblem tho

>>151873001
someone with brain damage

>>151872947
want

>>151872947
OMG this

>9k bounty placed on me by raging baby
>sit in hydra at max altitude
>"omg hacker is invaseble"
lel senpai desu m8

>>151873001
Me

>>151869901
what about it

>>151872947
all my wants

make a new crew called FURR so you can all circlejerk together

Anyone up for heist on ps4 I'm on prison break and need the rest? I only have till 9:30 central time.

Stop changing the fucking crew colour, green looks horrible on everything

>>151874203
>Implying slightly off Rockstar orange looks better

>>151874494
It's complementary to the friends blue

>>151872947
Buffalo poster here

if this was made the crew emblem not even for one day, and kept in the crew emblem collection; I'll never post a bell here again.

>>151874871
>in this episode; does GTAG negotiate with terrorists?

What trainers are there that let me use them without a 100% chance of getting caught.
I want to hack aviators onto balaclavas

>>151874071
Do you still need someone?

>>151875502
none.

>>151874871
feel free to upload it to the crew

>>151876365
As soon as anyone uploads it, they will get kicked. Until we have good leaders, it will sadly never happen.

File: V2.png (24KB, 375x375px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 375x375px

>>151874871

File: JUST.png (278KB, 900x900px) Image search: [Google]

278KB, 900x900px

>>151876654

Fuck this crew

either shit enblems or furry enblems

>>151876950
Good that you posted an alternative, and not just shitposting

>>151873418

Height differences are the best cover you could ever ask for. People who play this game are legit retards who can't figure out you might be above or below them.

During a Hot Property activity I killed the case carrier and then booked to the tunnel you use to escape in the Vangelico heist and just sat down there. The faggot scrambled around my blip for the entire event trying to figure out where I was.

>>151877120
I don't know what to do desu, I never tried making an enblem, I don't furshit, but I don't want actual shit either

>>151874071

I'm down too if you still need help my man.

File: 0.jpg (342KB, 1280x1802px) Image search: [Google]

342KB, 1280x1802px

Do I post the rest, /gtag/?

File: 1470950880545.jpg (31KB, 563x421px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 563x421px

>>151877375

>enblem

Stay in school, anon.

>>151877581
>adult only
Not here, unless you want bannu~
An imgur link would be nice, though.
Please stop Buffalo Bell posting though holy shit

>>151877581
>for adlut only

File: 1312928657538.png (50KB, 164x185px) Image search: [Google]

50KB, 164x185px

>>151877220
why is everyone so clueless about the tunnel? did no one bother playing story mode? even in the mission that spawns you right at the fucking entrance to the tunnel there are shitter that can not figure it out.

>>151877581
FUCK OFF WIDELY

>>151877701
no imgur link
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/938144/0c8ec8a28e/

>>151878026
NO U

File: 271590_20160815173312_1.png (3MB, 1914x1056px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1914x1056px

>>151877763
I remember when I was a kid, I would play GTA for months and not do one single mission. If they didnt block off the other islands, I may not have ever done any missions at all.


Also, starting to see some decent stuff in the creator here and there. Some are still pretty rough but people are getting better/shitters/lazy people stopped publishing shit..

File: 1434807558061.jpg (562KB, 1680x1050px) Image search: [Google]

562KB, 1680x1050px

why are my self radio tracks quieter than the other stations? anyone know how to fix this?

>>151880357
>get an audio editing program
>make it 100% louder.
???

File: 271590_20160815165634_1.png (2MB, 1914x1056px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1914x1056px

>its ten minutes nonstop around the whole map

kill me.

File: 271590_20160815174919_1.png (2MB, 1914x1056px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1914x1056px

rage inducing

>>151881129
>hold W to win races

>>151882460
Dont you mean RT

File: help me.png (37KB, 242x109px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 242x109px

Why can't I stop playing?

File: help me.png (47KB, 262x116px) Image search: [Google]

47KB, 262x116px

>>151882738
Glad I finally stopped playing
and I'm sure all of you are as well
>captcha = DE STOP

>>151878175
>nenemaru
time to fap

>>151882538
Don't you mean right pedal

>>151882460
>>151882538
>>151884841
Don't you mean R2; PCucks?

>>151885098
No
I know what I meant
Pedals+steering wheel > kbm >powergap >youre shit controller made for asian manlets

Anyone wanna do anything? Heists, Missions, whatever. I'd do VIP jobs but its like, I get nothing from it.

>>151885664
Whoops.

ZephyrPanda

>>151885803
Fuck off furfag

>>151885803
I would some contract missions or heists but its 2:30 and i dont want to be up until morning

why are there so many fucking furfags in the PC crew? There is so much cow posting in this thread, and I just entered a session of just 5 gtags talking about buffalo porn.

>>151887148
You don't know what it was like during the aida sessions. It gtag got better with dealing with furries

>>151887148
>Expecting a normal person in a 4chan crew

>>151887387
Ps4 is a bunch of normal bros except for qt and mradonis. The only thing they do that could be considered weird is talk endlessly about tumblr and alt-right shite.

>Wanna just do a heist

>go into quickplay hesit

>very simple mission

>We fail, someone runs out and dies

>restart, we fail someone keeps shooting the air while waiting

>we fail, they now keep shooting when we spawn in on the way there


Do people just have ADHD? Just fuckin sit down, wait, and do the mission, youre makin this 5 minute mission take fuckin 30 minutes with your bullshit

>>151887778
Yep, I know that feeling.

Was doing Series A, right at the first bit where you defend the trucks the guy on my side of the warehouse kept jumping in the Pickup and driving it out to the front so he could use the gun on it and got himself killed repeatedly.
Then had the balls to tell me to stop trying to play solo as though I was the one trying to be a modern day Leeroy Jenkins.

>>151887730
PC is already the autist's choice. When you filter with 4chan, you only get the sick fucks.

>>151887778

Whenever I see trigger-happy retards like that that can't go 5 seconds without shooting at nothing I just assume the mission is destined to fail.

I once did the Humane Labs finale with a gang of randos and I was put in charge of flying the Valkyrie. On the way there the gunner sprayed the minigun nonstop at nothing like an ADHD-riddled middle-schooler, then when it gets to the point where enemy Buzzards actually fly in, the retard must have fallen into an Adderall coma because he did fucking NOTHING. Couldn't keep his finger off the trigger when there was nothing to shoot at, but when a gun is actually needed he's asleep at the wheel.

I had to bob and weave for a good 2-3 minutes before the faggot snapped out of it and started shooting at the enemy. We pulled it off in the end but Jesus fuck if the action lulls for even a moment they just go AFK or some shit since their retard brains can't handle it.

You can't trust these little niggers for shit.

>>151887778
but some of the best fun is shitting on people dumb enough to pub heist

Should I buy a small warehouse and do crates for fun?

alright /gtag/, I've got $675k in my bank account. I want buy either an insurgent, or a lowrider banshee. what should I get?

>>151889416
whatever you want, insurgent is more fun

Any race creator here?

I made a super fun and cool race, but I want to limit it to a single vehicle. I did the class limit, and unchecked all the cars except the only one I wanted to be able to race.

Still, despite the custom option not appearing when starting the race, once you're in you can still select all your custom cars from that class (plus the non custom vehicle I selected before).

Is there no way to actually limit a vehicle?

>>151889416
Flip a coin

>>151889409
Crates aren't fun.

>>151889416
Super Banshee a shit.

File: regret.png (32KB, 244x97px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 244x97px

>>151883434
olll

>>151889409
no

>>151889416
both are shit

>>151888978
Some of us dont have a choice. We sit post everywhere looking for people to actually join who arent random and nobody comes, no one answers. So its like, the fuck we do?

File: tumblr_m7ydfpGtLx1qdku4ro2_1280(1).png (553KB, 717x680px) Image search: [Google]

553KB, 717x680px

>>151887730
>shitting on the most powerful race
wew lad

>>151889810
try redit ;^)

>>151889409

If you've never done them before, sure.

Crates were fun at first as something new to do but they'll become a huge grind.

>>151890120
No.

>>151890061
*puts launch codes on top of the fridge*

Check and mate

>>151889409
Crates are just something to do while your VIP Work is on cooldown, not for fun.

File: Prinz.Eugen.(Kantai.Collection).full.1817400.jpg (426KB, 567x803px) Image search: [Google]

426KB, 567x803px

can i have a link to the discord?

>>151892252
discord.org/df4566Hh

>>151892252
Can you fuck off?

there is no discord

>>151892615
didn't work and i replaced it with .gg

>>151892252
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg
>hit the "Enter chat room" button
You're welcome

>>151853329

Wrong wheels 3.5/10

>>151859030
Spoon feed me how to make custom maps

File: okaru.jpg (401KB, 2169x1311px) Image search: [Google]

401KB, 2169x1311px

>>151893069
I used the random cosmetics button for that one
>>151893325
wakarimasen

>>151893023
kys

>>151893719
>literally the stock wheels and no cosmetic add ons
>I used the random cosmetics button for that one

KYS

>>151892724
>>151893023
do you have to be assholes about this?

>>151894287
Yes, now fuck off

>>151894328
permavirgin gonna permavirgin

>>151892787
shit sorry here's the current link

discord.gg/fE456Gg

File: soda machine 1_35.webm (1MB, 960x540px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 960x540px

>>151875502
>I want to hack aviators onto balaclavas
So just mask+glasses? You don't need a menu for that.
Just a soda machine or telescope.

>>151894484
didnt work senpai a lam

File: anonisafaggot.webm (2MB, 960x540px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 960x540px

>>151894056
faggot

>>151894287
>Asks for crew discord
>Get told there isn't an official discord for crew

yet we're assholes

>>151895267
he can always join the meme discord channel(s).

>>151894287
there is an unofficial one but its circlejerk only

>tfw want to marry crimefighter but know you will never make her happy

>>151895158
How retarded are you?

>>151895392
>her
lel

File: null.jpg (293KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

293KB, 1920x1080px

someone shoop null onto this

>>151895158
>that car is stock
>faggot! I have random button

holy fuck

>>151895723
What's wrong with the vanilla wheels?

File: 1471313942368.jpg (663KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

663KB, 1920x1080px

>>151895475
I got you senpai.

>>151895723
I could have just removed all the upgrades and forgot. Yeeeesh.

File: elfc.jpg (311KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

311KB, 1920x1080px

>>151895895
thanks bruh

>>151895895
Then just say that instead of yelling faggot like a retard. It's ok to admit a mistake.

>>151853329
what mod gives the meme outline

>>151895884
nothing, I don't know where you are getting that from

>>151896141
I just wanted to convey that it was really easy to get stock wheels on the trainers random button.

File: thistbh.gif (1MB, 500x281px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 500x281px

>>151895392
fuck OFF

File: stabbystabstab.webm (3MB, 960x540px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 960x540px

>>151896818
>has that certain word filtered
>still reply
Bravo!

>>151897041
Gotta get that attention

>>151897041
jokes on you. I'm not even her.

>>151866319
Is that Eddie Murphy?

>>151896447
but your whole car is stock, but your WebM did show how easy it is to get a stock car too. Youre on your way to proper discourse, so I can't stay made at you.

>>151894497
Titan is a very nice person.

>>151898308
>anyone apart of gtag nice
dont make me laugh

>>151898729
>apart of gtag
I know it is hard to believe, but there are some nice people apart from our group. You would think it is not possible, since all the people in GTAG are so nice.

post self radio.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNa88cEOv1M

>>151900463
nah.

File: YouArntPrepared.jpg (66KB, 540x398px) Image search: [Google]

66KB, 540x398px

Is it wrong that I like the futo's design more than the actual GT86?

>>151900463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6mEONAHupc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnTORxEkOv8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XrTmK3cGrk

This is my goin' fast music.

>>151900463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjyyoAeHPzU

>>151900714
not at all, GT86 a shit. The only thing it has going for it is being in an anime

File: latest[1].png (2KB, 300x300px) Image search: [Google]

2KB, 300x300px

tfw not enough spooker content

This game needs another spooper update

>>151897041
>>151900714
spongebob map in fivereborn when

File: Redline+Tail+lights+for+AE86+coupe[1].jpg (77KB, 640x424px) Image search: [Google]

77KB, 640x424px

>>151900714
that just means you prefer the coupe version of the ae86 to the hatch
that said if you prefer the lack of popup headlights, fuck you

>>151901876
>there will never be another halloween update.
>R* will never turn the carnival into a spooky variant
>They will never utilize the clowns

>>151902314
>muh pupop hedlites
literal autism

File: huadjio;asdop.jpg (42KB, 800x587px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 800x587px

>>151902445
>>there will never be another halloween update.
you realise we're still like two months away from halloween right? there's no logical reason to think this
>>151902523
pic

>>151903229
>buying the same shit that was released last year is not an update.

>>151903371
tbqh i would prefer actual updates rather than r* making more gimmicky shit anyway
if it's sensible stuff like the roosevelt in the valentine's dlc or the tampa in the christmas one then yeah but i could do without more shitty meme cars like last halloween's

>>151902445
They used the clowns.

File: 1427341798415.jpg (31KB, 550x550px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 550x550px

>Delivering cargo
>It won't let me drop the packages

File: 271590_20160603073447_1.png (2MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1920x1080px

>>151903641
I really like the Frankenstrange, It's like the Dragula.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqQuihD0hoI

>>151903835
i meant for online.

clown survival on a spooked out carnival level would be neat.

>>151903934
it certainly has unique handling, a great sound too. i just wish it was more modifiable

File: Yuuko kek.jpg (18KB, 270x366px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 270x366px

>>151890364
That's a low blow senpai

But then again, it's always a low blow for them asians

>reuse humane labs' EMP turning out all the lights in the county
>spawn in random hostile roaming mobs of aliens/clowns/zombies
>disable regular pedestrians
>put everyone permanently off the radar and give everyone a flashlight
>put in new gang attacks with monsters instead of people that have better loot
all this for maybe 1-3 days and i'm pretty sure it'd be almost as popular as the snow

>>151904220
You don't like all five hardly different liveries, all three engine choices, the hardly noticeable bobbleheads, and fat ass end tires?

>>151904474
fat ass tires are good tho

>>151903641
but I want spooky g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-ghosts

>>151903934
If they add the monsters theme as a horn I would exclusively drive this, maybe they will add the koach next Halloween.

>>151908406
Munster, thanks phone

>>151903897
Last time this happened to me just waited it out, probably latency related
Don't worry, R* has got your back and will tell you that the transaction failed at the end anyway and only steal 4 of your crates and waste more of your time and you don't get any shekels (happened to me 2 times in 5 days)

File: eJwlyFEOgyAMANC7cABquxTRc-wCBAm66Upo97Esu7sm-3rJ-7p3393sVrOmM8CyaZa-eDXpqRZfRepeUtvUZzkgmaW8HuVlCoQYkUYephCYMHL4FxNPl7dxiBjgLs-PkH-06n4n318iCA.mG6EEH3H92ooZI4VU_ZE8c-NuS4.jpg (145KB, 2000x886px) Image search: [Google]

145KB, 2000x886px

tfw no wangan races with gtag

>>151909917
fuck off

>>151909917
>Null used to hate on menu users and scoff when they said all the fun the Spooner in menyoo brought on
>Now she's here shilling a fully skid friendly creation heavy buggy as fuck shitty 3rd party multiplayer for gta v

Hypocrite.

>>151909917
you mean normal gta racing?

>>151909917
the same building over and over
and over and over

and over and over


and over
and over
and over

>>151910085
>null hates everything that doesn't revolve around them

ftfy

File: 1466113994542.png (23KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 500x500px

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUvyqAQrFcw
W A S T E D !
A
S
T
E
D
!

>>151909917
Annie will you marry me?

File: Okutama.jpg (597KB, 2136x952px) Image search: [Google]

597KB, 2136x952px

>>151910086
Yeah but we never do anything.

>>151910192
Isn't it an import from GTA SA.

>>151911170
If you can dorito akina without hitting a wall or going slower then 10mph!

>>151910085
I'm not forcing anyone to use it. As of current it's a good mess around in ur own server by yourself. The menu is fair game for everyone on 5reborn, and at least I won't get banned for it.

>>151911170
Kill yourself, delusional beta.

>>151911170
Go away Crime

>>151911335
I don't know if I can but if it's the key to your heart I will surely try my best!
>>151911336
>>151911340
Don't try and stand in the way of true love you lonely misanthropic reprobates

File: 4chan.png (102KB, 341x147px) Image search: [Google]

102KB, 341x147px

ow