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/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General 2016-08-17 08:09:09 Post No. 152024174
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More guns when edition
>Crews for GTA:O
Join a crew by clicking link below, then posting your SC name and crew you want to join in the thread.
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag (PC only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_vg_-_ps4 (PS4 only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gta_general_vg (all)
Other crews: http://pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL
>Steam Group - No heterosexuals allowed
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg
>PS4 Community - GTAG VG Community (No heterosexuals allowed here either)
To join the community, search the community name in "Discover Communities" and leave a request.
>Thread archive
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/
>GTA:O Unlocks by Rank
http://pastebin.com/bAr3Q5sT
>Helpful information for new players
http://pastebin.com/XEzpG0vB
>Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nQND3ikiLzS3Ij9kuV-rVkRtoYetb79c52JWyafb4m4
>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
http://www.gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
http://www.geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide
>Patch notes for 1.35
https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/222662548
>Latest content added
http://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/52647/gta-online-stunt-race-creator-and-entourage-mode-now-available
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>it's a "nullphaggot and crimeshitter get BTFO" episode
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Who /on the edge/ here?
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Ah~ I wanna taste a dick~
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>>152024307
that's the whole series
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>>152024174
>More guns when
never ever
>I will never own a knockoff xm8, g3 or aug in gtao
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>>152024552
>XM8
Sexiest plastic ever moldedwhat I would do to get one irl
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so, is this real or not?
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>>152024552
>wooden furniture for the ak rifle never
>attachments matching gun colour never
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>>152024381
Try my bl8 inches.
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Would anyone be interested in doing a 10 track custom stunt race on PC? I've been making races and playing them with my mates but would love 16 man races
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>>152024707
most likely not, but have faith anon
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>>152024707
We won't know until after the bike DLC is out. The fact he got -some- vague details right before release gives some credence to what he's saying, but it sounds far too much like a wishlist of what everyone's been asking for to be real.
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>>152024707
Well, he did get the biker dlc right.
If we really get to own emergency vehicles next I will be pretty hype.
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>>152024858
He got the biker DLC ""right"" because this was posted AFTER the code was found in the files that hinted at it.
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>>152024792
*10 track custom stunt race playlist
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PS4 - callmeqt314 (ID: !GQtsITF/1w)
2016-08-17 08:25:59
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well?
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>>152024978
Well what? Neck yourself already.
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>>152024978
Sell it and wait for the PS4 Neo, don't come to PC.
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>>152024792
now?
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>>152025138
PC came to me
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>>152024978
OH FUCK NO
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>>152024307
add trannypie to the list
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PS4 - callmeqt314 (ID: !GQtsITF/1w)
2016-08-17 08:33:12
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>>152025240
MUWAHAHAHA!
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>>152024978
>Using win8.1
nice job retard, enjoyed being spied on and not having DX12
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>>152024978
ADD ME
SC: -Vanilla_Rice- / autism.bux
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>>152025172
In an hour, just gauging interest now. My stunts range from normal to crazy, if you're interested give me an add an I'll invite you
https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/member/mrbones101
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>>152024978
You'll fit right in.
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>>152025429
>5 men in one image
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>>152024792
I'd be interested but /gtag/ can't into racing sadly
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>>152025440
I just got off for the night, but make sure to review your tracks before hosting. I have made 4 stunt tracks, but only one of them I can call good.
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>>152024978
>2600k
>gtx 1070
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>>152024978
>>152025681
>CPU bottlenecking 1070
>qt can't get over 40fps on medium settings with 1070 so claims PCs are shit
This is exactly what is going to happen.
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>>152025681
itll do doom on ultra at 4k 60fps and dont have a 4k anything so who cares?
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>>152025834
I suppose on Vulkan, that's a low level graphics API which removes a lot of the stress off of the CPU, GTA V is very CPU intensive, enjoy your capped 40 fps because your CPU a shit
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>>152025834
That CPU is going to keep gta cucked regardless of the CPU.
At any rate, I still want you to add me so we can play together finally. Did you buy it on PC yet, or just teasing?
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>>152026016
Regardless of the GPU*
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>>152025973
the only place the frames drop below 60 to like 56 is in the swampy grass area by the military base while doing 4k
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>>152026114
Why the fuck are you using 4k on that monitor?
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>qt moaning on PC now
niiice
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>>152026114
Because the CPU isn't setting the bar in Vulkan DOOM doesn't mean it won't in DX11 GTA V
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>>152026224
im not thats just the living room tv not a monitor
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>>152026285
Accept my friend request and get a SC key already.
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PS4 - callmeqt314 (ID: !GQtsITF/1w)
2016-08-17 08:55:17
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someone buy me gta :^)
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>>152026523
No, buy it yourself and I'll moan for you in an invite only session.
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>>152026523
how
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>>152026523
Post nudes first, you slut
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would /gtag/ sex a gooz?
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>>152026769
Fuck off.
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>>152026769
back to /co/ with you
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>>152026769
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>>152026523
sent ;)
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>>152026769
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never ever
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>>152026769
>>152027479
>>152027275
This is a Christian Imageboard
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Posted in old thread by accident
Just applied for PC gtag. Name is Lithuex.
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>GTA O still be playing
I'm actually surprised.
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>>152028263
okay
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>>152024978
>2nd gen i7
>buyin used rigs
kek, should have went with a new i5
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>>152024707
As real as Bigfoot was in SA.
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>>152030629
Keep buying those Sharks Cards, I'm sure R* will listen and add content like gambling in the casino, pink slip races and ownable Emergency vehicles.
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>>152030748
I just want a Pegasus forklift.
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>>152030498
>>152030748
>namefagging for literally no reason
end your self
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I hope you guys enjoy qt. Everyone on ps4 that I've talked to thinks that the dude is legitimately "lotion on the skin" crazy.
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>>152030890
#REKT
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>>152031120
he will destroy gtag since blater has massive cock lust for him
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Cross platform? Never ever!
My GF plays on my 2nd character, but we have to take turns! I wish we could play together, but I'd have to buy a 2nd hippo, or another PC. Ugh.
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>>152031175
You can't destroy what's already in shambles.
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>>152031420
It would be pretty hilarious the first few days until console kiddies started avoiding free aim lobbies like the plague.
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>>152031420
stop being fucking stupid
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>>152031420
>girlfriend doesnt know she is your girlfriend
just girlfriend problems am i right friend
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>>152031502
Don't they already?
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>>152031502
Just follow them into auto aim and trash them there too lmao
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>>152031120
Pretty much this.
Get ready for massive bitching and frogposting when qt doesn't get things going the way he wanted, pcfriends.
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>>152031926
>braindead dipshit PCucks
>not giving attentionwhore attention
nah these kids will give him all the attention he wants bc theyre retarded redditors
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>>152032654
Put your trip back on, qt.
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is the pc crew still full of faggots? last time i joined (mustve been a year? ago) i randomly got a heist invite with three other crew members just using trainers and being total gaylord faggots in general. wonder if that was just an exception or if everyone in there is/was like that
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>>152027568
mite b cool
but how are they going to fit it in with the lore?
>the federal government decided to expand San Andreas and have it connect to other major cities in the US!
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>>152032970
every1 on PC is cancer, literally no reason to play on Personal Cuck platform unless you want to be banned from a ded online nd constantly crash
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had some fun tonight in this game for the first time in a while
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>>152033543
okay
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>>152033543
thanks for sharing
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No fun allowed
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>>152034345
mhmm
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>>152034345
thanks for sharing
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>>152026016
My 2500k can do 60, a 2600k will have no problem.
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>russians reporting me left and right
truely, a shitty connection is bliss in this game.
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what's the point of not allowing car spawns like this in online again
it's not like you'd be able to store them
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>>152037742
Because then you might have fun with them and not buy them. Think of all the lost Shark Card™ sales!
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>>152037742
I've had that Turismo spawn on LSC once.
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But Shark Cards tho!
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>qt coming to pc crew
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>>152038324
i doubt it
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why are jean shorts restricted to 'female' characters
give me my shorts rockstar
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>Race Lobby
>Russians vote for freemode
Why
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Why GTA one of the top most played games on Steam?
Really asking. What's so great about it?
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>>152039875
they want to go back to freemode
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>>152039946
It's GTA?
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>>152039294
Went through a lot of screenshots for this.
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>>152039946
you can drive a car and shoot guns and hear fuck words
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>>152039970
Oh shit I never knew
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>>152040059
that's in singleplayer though
>>152037742
was asking why rockstar doesn't have these cars spawn online, i wouldnt doubt that you'd seen one spawn in sp
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>>152040190
Fuck, you're right. That must have happened while I was banned, could have sworn that happened online.
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Biker update when?
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>>152041821
30 minutes
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Are hackers and random bans still a problem in online?
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>2016
>Not having 142857184 K/D ratio
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>>152042258
>Clean player
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>>152039595
Drag Queen update coming in Octorber
Full cross-dressing will be unlocked.Everyone still has the same body type though
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>>152041821
>he drives a motorcycle
>he thought lost and damned wasn't garbage
>he feels disdain for japanese sports bikes because they outperform his piece of shit bike
>he belongs to an online MC aka Mansex Club
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>>152033543
whoa TMI
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>>152026523
ask vanilla rice
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>>152040059
while that's single player, in online that is one of the exit spawn points
I've found many cars there that were locked player vehicles
and often Ill park my sleeper(read as :non shitter) supers in a parking space there and walk away, a shitter will almost always steal it and try to drive it in LSC and driving away after they can't
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>>152042293
I wish
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Anyone willing to go through Series A Funding with me?
PC; c0rex.
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>>152042293
Skwad goals
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>>152024707
>paid DLC for a 2013 game
>2018
It's fake.
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>>152045203
don't be retarded
rockstar could release dlc for gta iv and it'd still make bank
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>>152045331
Of course it could. But why would they?
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>>152044591
Still need people?
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>>152045456
Ye, 2 spots
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>>152044851
am I the only one who always kills this fags when they spawn?
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>>152045531
Sent a FR
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>>152045435
if people stuck around from 2013 to now they'll stick around even longer as long as R* keep pumping shit out
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Need 1 more for Series A
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>>152045531
>going out of your way to kill lines of code that only spawn in one block on the entire map because they trigger you
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>>152043490
>locon
Good taste.
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>>152045785
Anyone?
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>>152045785
theoseventyrwo
Let me launch my game and I'll help
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>>152045965
theoseventytwo*
Whoops.
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>>152046075
>>152045965
I sent you FR already, only waiting for you to appear online and we can start
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>>152045531
>can't even type correctly
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>>152046442
probably a russian
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>>152042340
I drive a Bati, anon. I'm just looking forward to some new vehicles.
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>>152047092
I have a reputation to uphold
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I love driving bikes. So much fun driving all out. I hope bike update has new sport bikes and not just choppers...
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>>152048037
They better be radically different this time, all sports bikes look the same.
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Good looking cars that are overpriced
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>>152048618
Pic unrelated.
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>>152048310
Just cuz everyone drives the same 2 bikes all the time. The Bati and the Hankakacacho
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>>152048037
>>152048310
inb4 3 new bikes that are 10x faster than every other vehicle in the game for a mere cost of 3 million $ per bike
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>>152048706
you are right it isn't overpriced just good looking:^)
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>>152045889
>>152043490I agree.
>>152046221
Let me know if anyone drops out.
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>>152048842
Fuck, I'd pay 5 for a good looking sports bike. This game's bike models are really amateur.
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>>152049062
Agreed. Remember the double T from 4? We need to be able to customize our bikes!
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>>152049769
Benny's Bikes when?
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Double T custom
5 million GTA $
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>>152040080
But you can't type fuck words that's offensive.
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SeventyTwo here. I think my game froze. Relaunching.
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>>152050368
that rear tire thing is really ugly
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>>152050368
Fuck that, if I have that much to waste I'm already more than halfway to getting a yacht and all the perks it brings.
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>>152052508
>all the perks it brings
None
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Noticed how as soon as widely was called out, all the cowposting about the enblem stopped?
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>>152053469
Free homing launcher, free dinghy, free money
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>>152053873
>Free
Uh, no. Also piracy prevention is fucking garbage for making money.
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>>152054371
>looking behind you
you deserved all of that
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>>152024792
1 Man definetly
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She's real fine my 409
409
409NEVER EVER
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>>152054371
just kill them?
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>>152056362
Too close
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who else is a /serialmurderer/ here, i usely get some sluts from the ghetto and drive with them in the forest, when i dont get one i stop drivers and get them to run away in the forest.
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>>152056674
What forest?
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>>152056756
the one at mount chiliad
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>>152051368
>>152052508
If they are customizable, you can choose what rear end and stance you want your bike to have. Options are nice to have. And price hopefully won't be that high. But I would defiantly pay a million for a good new super bike.
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>>152055792
>>152056260
I miss the snow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VHa87TKgfs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6c_vkt4cWI
rip all my old screenshots of snow fun
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>>152056260
>>152055792
good lord, winter sucks, snow is fucking disgusting
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Tfw lying on a private beach in Antigua, sipping on a pina colada and missing the lads.
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>>152059815
you shut your whore mouth
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>>152059942
>things that never happened
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I love Sage, she's so alternative
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>>152061212
>>>/sthg/
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>>152061278
What?
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>>152059942
>tfw Live next to an empty beach and have a dude weed roach pit that looks like a turtles nest
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>>152059815
ur disgusting AHAHAHA
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So, how many Shark cards have you faggots bought?
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>>152059815
Is wee babby's toe cold?
awwww ^_^
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>>152062178
1
bought the buzzard and rhino tank with itI still use both
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Snow is comfy.
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>>152063909
That's a nice GTA III hud mod.
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>>152062178
zero becouse i got like 150m modded from friends
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>>152025681
>2600k
>a bottleneck
You are aware the 2600k without being overclocked exceeds the recommended system requirements, right? So if you take a 4.4ghz oc 2600k it can handle it even at 4k, right?
Oh who am I kidding, I'm preaching to some contrarian retard who doesn't give a shit about facts.
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>>152064808
Keep believing that, faggot.
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>>152064808
>recommended system requirements
>joining the pc >>"mustard"<< race
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>>152063909
comfy as fuck
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didn't know there was nuclear winter option
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>>152065757
RIP GPU
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>>152065757
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
.45 Auto pistol with a removable ACOG when?
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>>152066253
>ACOG
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>>152066392
What kind of sight is on the Heavy Pistol? I thought it was called ACOG.I am not /k/ please go not bully.
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>>152066738
/k/ here, it's a "pistol sight" or "mini red dot".
ACOG is a scope, just put it in google and it will throw it out.
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>>152066738
What is google?
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>>152067421
Thanks. Heavy Pistol with no sight when?
>>152067456
I realize now I could have googled it.
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we comin wit dem dicks out to avenge harambe!!
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>>152056674
The best thing first person added was the ability to execute people in your passenger seat in almost every vehicle.
>Pick up whore
>Take her to the middle of nowhere
>Put a bullet in her head
>Dump her body
>Douse it in gasoline and light it with your car backfire
>Jack off in real life as it burns
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>>152068420
you have to go back friendo
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>>152068524
Yeah...no.
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>>152068570
we going back with our dicks in !!
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>>152068579
Literal faggot.
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>>152068420
>>152068730
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>>152068921
its a twitter meme you phucken assdick
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>>152068524
I like you
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>>152068921
how does it feel being a homeosexual you fucking boy?
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>>152069103
And that makes your autism excusable, how?
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>>152069260
gee mom sorry for making some inane shitposts in a dead thread
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>>152069953
boop
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>>152070208
Oh, now I understand that "meme" from Series A Funding earlier today.
I only ever saw the "Don't AWOOO, $350 Penalty" version and didn't make the connection
</blog>
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>>152070208
-honks externally-
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>>152070657
post name, will make you beg for mercy
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>it is literally impossible to complete this mission while obeying traffic laws
Why would Michael want you to disobey traffic laws if he is trying to be incognito?
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>>152070741higgus
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>>152070843
Maybe it's because all of the SP protags are fucking idiots.
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>>152070741
Who else would it be?
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>>152070843
I hate this fucking game.
>>152071052
Franklin is so annoying.
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>>152071073
god just fucking kill yourself
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>>152071182
And I keep telling you I keep respawning.
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>>152071639
epiiic response how long'd that take you to think of? your shit filters and le epic forced memes lost their charm a long time ago.>implying they had charm to begin with
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>>152071073
>that shitty filter
>those fucking atrocious rims
>limo tint
Do everyone a favor and kys IRL
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>>152071073
>pc fags will defend this
lmaoing rn
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>>152071908
thats a bit rude to be QUITE honest with you
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>>152072152
So is spamming this general with your cancer 24/7/365 when you're not welcome. Kill yourself.
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>>152072150
I won't defend any tranny or carbon hood vehicle.
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>>152054371
Damnit, you were in the truck all you had to do was drive forward, never look back, just gun it!
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>>152072150
fampai, not everyone has a shitty 8 year old laptop which was low-end even at the time
Then again, it's still capable of doing more things than an 8 year old console will ever be capable of, so... stay assblasted spouting your PCuck fedora lord memes, I don't really care beside you making me laugh occasionally by being so dedicated to your pathetic chronic shitposting disorder
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>>152071908
How ever long it took to post it!
>>152072074
It's actually the 3rd tint.
>>152072150
das the joke mane.
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>>152072921
you literally just defended it, retard
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>>152073039
Tinting at all is fucking ugly but you've never been known for having any semblance of taste. Kill yourself.
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>tinting is always bad
my favorite meme
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>>152073378
First level is okay, but anything past that is progressively and exponentially worse
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>>152073378
but they are just old pictures, please calm down anon.
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>>152073509
>nullphaggot defense force can't even reply properly
Epic
Literally only the first tint looks decent and that's only on a very small amount of cars
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>>152073793
>Null is the only person playing GTAO with tinted windows
wew
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>>152073765
>pulling the 'umad' card again and again
This is all you can do, huh nullphaggot? Spam annoying shit in the thread then accuse people of being mad when they tell you to foad?
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>>152072921
>falling for dollar store bait
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>>152073890
you're only embarrassing yourself, quit and cut your losses
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>>152073890
The only people that tint their windows past the first level are chinks, ruskies and other tasteless vermin like yourself.
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>>152073983
ok kid
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>>152073942
tinted windows are pretty good against kos pubbies that are retarded and can't aim.
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>>152075061
if they can't aim then it wouldn't make a difference, retard
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>>152073509
>not using first person
lmao
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>>152075258
ducking vs not ducking makes a difference with tinted windows from the side anon, but I guess discussing something like this with someone who truly hates you wont go no where because all he can do is spout name calling.
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>>152075789
>waaah people know i'm a shitter already so they don't take my "epic strats" seriously
fucking kill yourself
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>>152077358
that's not an epic strat, seems pretty obvious really
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>>152077458
just like it's obvious you're a retard with no taste
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>>152078449
keep going anon, only you can keep this thread alive.
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New invulnerability hacks are out, I guess it's time to go back to loading fraps before gta.
Looking forward to getting kids banned again =)
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>>152079659
They've been out for a couple of weeks. But today is the first time I've actually seen a blatant cheater again, teleporting around and blowing everything up and shit.
Was fun while it lasted, though
>>
RUN AWAY TURN AWAY RUN AWAY TURN AWAY
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>>152079659
kek all u pathetic PCuck already got banned like 5 times in a row kiddo
kys
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GONNA GET YOU
LIKE A SPACE BOY
WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH
I'M READY BABE
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>>152080920
LOL SO RANDOM XD
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>>152080920
HES DRIFTING
ON A TRACTOR XDDD
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>>152080920
wow lol its jesus!! and hes on tractor so funny! upvoted u :)
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>>152080920
sharing this on reddit :p
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>>152080920
LOOK AT ME??? INTIIAL D MEMES GUYS!!! FUNNY RANDOM DRIFT XD!!! GIVE ME ATTENTION PLZZZ
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>>152079659
>>152079937
>tfw I'll get away with my modded cash since Rockstar will be too busy genociding griefing cheaters to notice
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>>152082043
>>152081716
>>152081520
>>152081474
>>152081347
>>152080920
PCucks, evey1
samefag pathetic child dipshits that shitpost because they have nothing to do with their pathetic wasted 30+ year old lives
kys
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>>152082298
buttblasted consolepeasent newfag CUNT
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>>152082298
i've got plenty i have to do with my pathetic wasted 30+ year old life
i just don't feel like doing any of it
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>>152082298
>implying the hatred for nullfaggot is not strong enough for a measly five replies from different people
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Did we ever get confirmation that they patched the PacStan finale disconnect, or is it still a thing?
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>>152083471
It was some guy trolling
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>>152083632
It's real though.
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>>152083780
the only thing real here is my dick bitch
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>>152083886
A real joke maybe.
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>>152082919
all me
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>>152083959
yeah it's pretty small
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>>152084216
hello nullphaggot, you aren't fooling anyone
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We have gone too far to leave it all behind
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>>152084439
Implying i would use this term
>PCuck
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Friendly Reminder:
Tinted windows offer nothing but aesthetic (and look terrible on two-door and performance cars)
They do nothing to provide protection as
>scrubs spray the whole window as they can't aim
>good players know to shoot slightly above the bottom window border instead of relying on visual cue of the actual player
>if you attack first you already broke the window
anyone that claims they help is a retard
They look good on luxury and armoured cars that can serve a VIP transit role, but look like shit on almost everything else.
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>>152084828
you might be autistic.
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>>152084828
want a smoothie with that autism?
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why!!! Wtf!! R* y u hate meh!
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>>152088172
Because you type like a faggot.
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>>152050368
>spending that much on a shitty bike when the GOAT aka Hakuchou is only $82k
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>>152088740
The hakupiachu sucks tho
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>>152080920
well at least that looks somewhat like drifting
i still don't get why you're putting in all this effort when you could just go play outrun 2006 or something though
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>>152088740
that's a funky way to spell Akuma
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>>152088740
Bati master race
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>>152089000
They want attention and power from the crewyes, it is as retarded as it sounds
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>>152088875
>being the idiot with the Akuma or the Bati because muh handling
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>>152089000
because he's an attentionwhoring retard
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>>152089000
I'm bored and that's all there is to it. At least until I'm done with >>>"work"<<<
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>>152089431
kill yourself
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>>152089692
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tfw no nullprophet wife to nail from behind while she honks with pleasure
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>>152089852
nice thumbnail you stupid cunt
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>>152090329
fuck off ezek
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>>152090528
how the fuck did you know? this has been my first post here in months
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>>152090649
you always attach some random shitty anime image and you're the only beta orbiter nullphaggot has left
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>>152090379
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>>152090816
robot pls, i havent seen or spoken to the #1 real life anime wiafu for a long time
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I decided to redo my characters face. Hows it look?
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>>152095496
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>>152095496
Fat. But hey, at least the arr rook same race trait makes you look less like a tranny.
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>>152090329
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>>152095768
Ive tried, that neck fat is fucking a bitch to get right, its purely off the parents
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>>152095496
i fell out of my seat it was like a deadspace monster
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ey guys, this isn't a plead for mercy or anything since I know no one on here can do anything, but have you been falsely banned? I just got my third false ban and now I'm permanently banned from GTA Online, throwing my £80 across different platforms of GTA5 down the drain.
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>>152097329
Hi guys im not playing gta since the heist patch, now im back but... I dont know if i can play with friends on my own securoserv organization for earn money all of us
Can someone explain me a bit this dlc or tell me if this is possible ?
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>>152097897
Contact R*.
Mind you, you can be banned from shit not related to hacking. If people report you for verbal harassment or text, etc.
>>152098147
You invite them to be your associates. They get paid by the game, not you. They essentially work for free, nothing they do to help you will give them worthwhile cash.
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>>152098259
Associates actually make more than the CEO if you do VIP work since they get paid every 15 minutes
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Lu-Iggy for pc gtag please
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Haven't been able to play for the last few updates, is it worth it to buy an office or is it just black hole for money?
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Bring them back, Rockstar.
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>>152103006
>No Lobo
Shit image.
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>meet a nice christian girl who is doing heists with her brother
>start doing more heists with her brother and herself
>she is dropping hints about wanting to join /gtag/
oh god, i dont want to corrupt this pure soul
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>>152103508
Tell her the crew is full of homosexuals among other degenerates, you wouldn't be lying to her.
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>>152103508
Are you prepared for the drama?
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>>152103006
Can we just have GTA6 instead of all this shit being added to Online?
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>>152103508
>oh god, i dont want to corrupt this pure soul
You retards are not anywhere near as edgy and hardcore as you think you are.
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>>152104383
Not while they're making fat stacks off Shark Cards.
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>>152104383
I JUST got a shitload of money recently, I'll be upset if Rockstar decides now is the time to cut support and stop releasing content for GTAO.
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>>152104928
The Benz is gone, though.
>>152105213
Did you buy a shark card or something?
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>>152105258
Transferred rockgen character with modded money to hippogen. I'll never pay real money for digital funnymunnies.
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>>152105558
You're complaining about modded money? Nigga, shut the fuck up.
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>>152103508
>christian girl
Well she's retarded enough to be in the crew, why not?
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>>152105637
Nah nigga, nah.
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>>152105808
Yes, nigga, yes. You got some shit for free and complaining about not getting to use it as if it means fuckall.
If you bought a sharkcard (laughinganimewoman.exe), then I could understand your frustration, but all you did was go to a lobby where some dude threw cash on you until you had millions of money. You are a whiny li'l bitch.
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>>152068579
Are you gay? The screaming would make me cum.
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>>152069406
You're underage.
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>>152103006
>full armored APC
>with driver controlled turret
Jesus fucking christ no
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>>152106091
I'm not complaining though, just saying I'd be disappointed if they cut support after I got all this money. fuckin' poorfags want everything to go to a hault for GTA6 when that's still 2 years from now to just get announced and a third year until it releases. There's probably less than 5 Rockstar North guys making GTAO's content, it's probably all spearheaded by some other Rockstar studio with nothing better to do.
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>>152106358
I don't remember it being a big deal in TBoGT multiplayer, and that game had far less shit to combat vehicles with.
>>
Which of these ruined the meta of GTAO the worst?
>Removal of tank sniping
>The addition of the marksman rifle
>Hydra
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>>152107764
Probably Hydra. Although the DMR is a close second.
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>>152107764
>>152108025
Actually, I forgot the babby launcher as it fucks over choppers bad.
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>>152107764
the Hydra, as it is the reason the homo launcher was added as well
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>>152107764
Being able to move with heavy sniper
The dmr having a scope
The hydra
Homo launcher
Armored Kurumas
Insurgent
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>>152108686
>Armored Kurumas
Kurumas ain't even a blip. It annoys the shit out of me having to pay insurance, but kurumas are dealt with quick.
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>>152108806
Costs a lot of money dealing with them, if I didn't have Hbux I would be really upset.
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>>152108982
>Costs a lot of money dealing with them,
It's like 6k and most people don't have a garage of them. That's like one contact mission.
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>>152109054
But they are everywhere, and I don't do missions anymore.
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>>152109190
bl8 you should do some missions and not stand on roofs so much
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>>152108806
Everything about the car is bullshit, crutch for bad players, costs too much to destroy, performs too well for a bulletproof box that can shoot people
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would anyone be willing to play some rdr in online private for ps3
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>>152109305
With who?
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>>152109601
idk, in my experience most people will tag along for funbux grinding if you just ask
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>>152109601
Should rename yourself roofie
Blate rape drug
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>>152109361
Sure. RDR MP may be busted but still less buggy than GTAO. Undead wave defense?
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>>152109956
sure. Dont have a mic tho so ...
psn: Foggypatriot
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>>152109830
This roof was pretty comfy. Too bad the Maze office used by every shitter fucked it over. They step out with a perfect shot on you.
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Is it still possible to glitch the pacific standard mission so people can make money off you? Is abusing it bannable?
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>>152110247
>Is abusing it bannable?
how would they even track this?
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>>152109963
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>>152110383
Players making 400k every 10-15 min or less. for however long you want
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>>152109963
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I'm rich. Roll up in a kurama. I don't give a fudge that you got State Farm. Your slag
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>>152110065
It's cool, just redownloading the game and its DLC is taking a while. If not tonight, tomorrow sounds cool? Wonder if crews work in RDR, I know there was a gangs thing you can move up into GTAO, dunno if it works backwards.
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>>152112083
Fuck you, I got Alstate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvTbdGeUpUY
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>>152110631
I always wonder if theyll ban me for duping. Made like 20 million in like 2 days.
Its a month old glitch, Im sure they can easily keep track of what cars are duped by now.
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>>152109963
From my POV.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxLEaORCURI
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>>152112637
How the fuck? Most money I ever made duping was a lil over 200k per car
>>
>coming 1st/2nd
>car next to you smashes you
>now youre both fucking last
FUCKING WHY YOU GOD DAMN FUCKING IDIOT YOU GOD DAMN FUCK
>start race
>get boost
>in first
>get smashed
>Can't flip over cause you get hit by every car as they pass you
>no chance of getting even half way now
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>be in first
>car is very obviously half ass reving
>second place always catches up to me no matter how often they crash
>never happens to me
>car smashes me
>I go flying off track
>I smash someone
>I go flying off track
>>
Does anyone want to play right now? I'm a CEO if anyone wants to take turns running VIP missions, or we could do hiests or adversary mode.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/oper8
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>>152114928
Literally git gud.
There are counters to every single one of these complaints
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>>152116873
>I'm like so much better than all of you at racing
>>
>>152116985
If you're seriously making these scrub ass complaints then yes, I'm much better at racing than you.
I actually know how to counter-pit, work my way through a section of ramming cars, and deal with catchup. All very basic tactics that you obviously don't understand exist.
Keep crying at your abysmal win/loss ratio faggot
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>>152117227
I'll fucking smash you at bikes any day pleb
>>
I want more gimmick vehicles! Tow truck, forklift, a car carrier. Something I can do autistic things in...
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>>152117656
I want them to stop making them pegasis vehicles so we can't add bullet proof tires
Literally pointless
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>>152117656
Car carrier that doubles as a ramp like in San Andreas please
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>>152117656
All of those are already ingame.Play singleplayer.
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>>152117656
All I've wanted from a GTA in the last 8 years is exploding heads.
Fuck you for cockteasing us with the body damage in RD:R and then never bringing it back, R*
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I joined the steam group, but is there any way to find people within the group who want to play right now?
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>>152120296
>143 fps
>141 fps
quality software you have there
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>>152120429
They update at different intervals.
>>
>Widley called out as buffalo poster
>All cow posts about enblem suddenly stop
Coincidence?
>>
>>152062142
What car is this?
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>>152122925
It's a mod.
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>>152123234
Darn, I was hoping rockstar were actually going to start releasing more interesting cars
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>>152103006
>no marbelle
the only thing you can have back is my asshole all up in your mouth fucker
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>>152124631
Too slow! Too slow! Cmon, Catch me fatass!
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>>152124631
game is punishing you for playing as a woman
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fun times with sen and autismbux before the session refused to let me back in
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>>152125714
>>152125714
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>>152125827
>mfw i was afk when this was happening and i still never fell out the back
Didn't know this happened until I just seen this picture.
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>>152119136
Amen
>>
I've been reading the review on steam and most are complaint about hackers and being banned in the game for no reason.
Is this really an issue?
I was really considering on buying this game for multiplayer.
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>>152127535
*reviews
*complaints
Cant type shit today
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>>152127535
Yeah, bro, I got banned 20 times yesterday.
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>>152127535
Never ever EVER buy this game for multiplayer, unless you have friends or intend to cheat. There's a reason every positive review ignores mentioning the online.
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>tfw no money
>tfw wouldhave my female character give blowjobs to yacht owners in their hot tub in exchange for cashif i could
>>
Just bought a Yacht boys!
I'm a legit player who doesn't cheat or mod so it's taken me a while. I have run a few Pac standard finallies that friends hosted tho... But Baller Status finally achieved.
Got 5 properties, including high end apartments and stilt house, the Arcadius Business Center office with a small warehouse, and finally got my Galaxy Super Yacht, The Executor! Yay!
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>>152127975
Congrats, you just wasted your money.
>>
>Sell 42 crates solo
>It's yet another Titan episode with 10 checkpoints
>Drop 1st crate
>All is going well
>Drop 2nd
>Nothing happens
>Fly over again, can't drop anything, but the checkpoint is still there, deliveries 1/10
>Do the same over the rest of the checkpoints
>Deliveries 1/10
Thanks R*
Fuck this delivery scenario, only 1/5 times it wasn't fucking problematic
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>>152127807
This right b4 I post about my yacht
*unzips pants*
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>>152127807
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>>152128120payment up front, anon
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>>152127748
Dammit, why the fuck can't rockstar fix that? This game would be awesome if there weren't cheating pricks.
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>>152128406
Do you take Fleeca?
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>>152128659
I thought they recently patched the game and banned a bunch of people ? Game should be clean from cheaters.
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>>152128659
There aren't that many recently.
Ever since Stunts last month it's been pretty quiet.Unless a ton came back today.
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>>152128665
Shark cards only.streetwalker mod when?
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>>152128992
inb4 even more angry feminists
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just brought gta 5 for the pc and hoping my gin rig will play it but thats not th eissue im having its the 3 hour download time thats fucked
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>>152129135
It took 3 days to download for me.
stop crying
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>>152129135
okay
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>>152129135
thanks for sharing
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>join pub pacstan
>ask for 20%
>get kicked
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>>152129471
>join pub heist
Found your problem.
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>>152129471
>join stunt race lobby
>host kicks anyone with a high Mental State
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>>152129520
>being a freeroam deathmatcher
>in 2016
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>>152129471
Greedy fag
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>>152129471
>didn't complete the setups with him
>demands 20%
actually kill yourself.
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>>152129641
>waaah i got sniped out of my insurgent
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>>152129183
>3days
what shit hole do you live in?
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>>152129805
>Insurgent
>in the deathmatch gamemode
dumb frogposter
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>>152129784
Everyone else had 15% though, famalam
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>>152129852
Smithville, Texas
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>>152129868
>i have no idea how the Mental State stat works
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>>152129893
Then why do you deserve 20%?
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>>152129964
wow dude you gotta do somthing about that, im in aus and get a net speed test advarge of around 250MB/s
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>>152130134
I don't live there anymore thank fuck.
White trash the city.
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>>152130134
Speaking of speed test, is there a workaround to steam only downloading 50mbps? I need it to go above considering I have good internet speeds
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>>152130213
Change download server. My default is Sacramento but I get better speed setting it to San Fransisco.
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>>152130213
yeah use a torrent
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>>152130000
>"I have never left freeroam deathmatch unless it was for heists."
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>>152130369
ebin xD
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>>152130441
youre a fucking bin mate
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>>152124631
>*teleports behind you*
>>
ded thread
ded game
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can i use charicter skin mons online or will that ban me?
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>>152132758
Take a wild guess
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>>152132816
eito? or just fow?
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>>152132758
>>152132996
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i wish i was levar burton
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>>152133250
warp speed. dont rainbow read me nigga
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>>152133049
so teeeeen? or just teeen?
>this normie wont get the joke
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>152133648
stop anytime
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>>152133648
>>"joke"
stop spilling your spaghetti all over this general, nobody gives a fuck about your ebin leddit puns or references to some cartoon, faggot
At least you're not posting furfaggotry, I guess
>inb4 someone does
>>>/trash/ is that way →
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>>152133648
This is just absolutely pathetic, my man.
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>>152133678
>>152133802
>>152133817
>reddit teir new fags
christ, 4chan is getting realy bad even reddit knows of this meme
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>>152133648
What the fuck are you going on about?
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fucking normies man
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>>152134072
That's pretty funny considering I've probably been on this site longer than you've been old enough to even post on it, if you actually are.
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>>152134072
>"meme"
Again, your shitty cartoon references aren't funny, retard
>>152134172
HAHAHA UPVOTE XD
Turns out I was right, it's a shitty cartoon reference
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>>152134235
>your shitty cartoon references
this is how everyone knows your a reddit teir normie son
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>>152134360
>normie
gee, I wonder what site used this word the most in last 6 months
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>>152134512
probaly your mothers box cos she gets more uniqe ip addresses then google
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>>152134697
haha XD :DD brutalsavagerekt nippykindlangur :D ebin, you ROASTED him ayy lmao what a normie ahaha XD REEEEE GET OUT haha pepe image what a funny maymay xd:
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So... Getting back to GTA...
How awesome is that Hydra!
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>>152135075
About as awesome as sucking a hundred dicks, which is the pastime of every hydra user.
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>this newfag underage ebin trolling us
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>>152134892
you are fuckign cancer, how the fuck did you get on 4chan you little shit?
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>>152135115
You mean spawn killing free aim fags?
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>>152130385
>tfw people are using your reaction gif
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>>152135262
No I mean what I fucking said, dick lover.
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>>152135180
>not knowing memes
i think you are the underage faggot here
this all started with most of you guys not knowing a well known meme
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>>152135424
>well known meme
Not everybody goes to whatever cancerous shithole board you managed to crawl your way out of
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>>152135480
>no one one /vg goes on /v
oh ok im sorry for assuming something so outrageous
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>>152135424
>a well known meme
>guy posts literal "u tk hm 2 da bar???" tier shit
>proceeds to call us newfags for not understanding him
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>>152135613
>/v/
Looks like I was spot on.
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>>152135356
So you really sucked a hundred dicks? Fag
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>>152135643
>>152135621
you guys are the worst kind of normie
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>>152135725
No, I don't own or use a hydra. That's cool if that's what you're into though, I won't judge.
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>>152135773
You said it was awesome as sucking dicks bro. Then you said that you meant what you said. Sounds like legit dick sucking faggot to me. I'm not into that gay shit tho fag.
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>>152135797
HHAHAHAHA OMG YOU GOT HIM OMG YOU ARE sO SMART HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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>>152135115
>>152135356
You gay boi
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>>152136040
>I'm not into that gay shit tho
And yet you think the hydra is awesome, so clearly you are. I have nothing else to say to you, I'm afraid if I talk to you any longer I might catch your AIDS.
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>>152136180
Hail Hydra
Hydra Master Race
Don't be mad, go in passive
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>>152135749
I want Higgus to leave
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>>152136298
>Ran into a Hydra the other day..
>They were strafing players.
>Pull up along side a fence
>Hydra misses
>Fire two rockets
>Hydra disconnected
You can'tmake this shit up.
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>>152136682
>you want your self to leave
just go then nigga
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Your memes are shit teir bro, GTFO
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Who is the most forgettable /gtag/ player?
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>>152136949
You
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>>152111220
I remember that
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>>152136949
That one guy who used to be on here...
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>>152136949
I forgot their name
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is there a gun available at lv33 that can 1hit a lv120+ with full armor and health?
or did i just get menumemed
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>>152137247
In the face, yes. In the body, only if they're lagging and every bullet hits you several times or using a damage modifier
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>>152137247
Revolver?
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what music files does gta5 support?
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>>152137494
Your mom
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>>152137494
>ffmpeg -i input.m4a -b:a 320k output.mp3
There you go senpai, I wouldn't even bother with anything besides aac, mp3 or wav
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What's going on guys?
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>>152138270
Nothing that involves you, stupid facebook frog poster.
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>>152137598
Thanks, also gamepad lock on or key and mouse? It told me I'd be matched accordingly so I dunno what to chose
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>>152138302
>>>/reddit/
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ungh me sucky fuck big ol dick
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>>152138382
Yeah, that's where you should go back to.
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i want _____ to sit on my face
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>>152138459
big cock larry
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>>152137598
so i cant play my .flac files?
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>>152138347
I prefer keyboard with a numpad + mouse, if you don't have numpad then don't bother flying
Also depends how used to a controller you are, I used it for maybe 30 minutes in my entire life and hated every second of it
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>>152138486
t. steam controller owner
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>>152138482
No idea, go ahead and try, but you /do know/ there isn't a fucking difference between 2 minutes of 10GiB flac or 2 minutes of 7MiB mp3, right?
Don't even tell me you fell for the "b-but lossy encoding means it degrades over time" meme
>>152138551
It was actually xbox 360 controller
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>>152138610
>It was actually xbox 360 controller
Then you're probably a retard because a controller is objectively superior for flying and driving that doesn't involve shooting in GTA.
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>>152138610
yeah im not that much of an audio file its jut the 200gb torrent had them all in flac so im hoping i dont have to redownload it all again
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>>152138486
can i dual conbo with mouse and controller? i have up to 24 keys on my mouse so its not a probblem on my end
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>>152138697
You can just convert them...
If you want me to hold your hand then yea, sure, I'm bored right now
>>152138670
>doesn't involve shooting in GTA
and everything but races involve around that
>>152138757
No idea, if not you can probably just hotswap (disconnecting controller when you need mouse+keyboard)
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>>152138420
>no u
Kill yourself
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>>152138901
nah i want to play them both, sontroler for movement and then mouse for everything else
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>>152139164
shut up white bitch
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>>152139239
Then go ahead and try if it works, if not, look into the settings, then google, I'm not experienced with controllers, at all
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>>152139270
>shut up white bitch
Nigger.
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>>152139354
shut up white bitch
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>>152139341
i would bu i keep getting constant updates when trying to play...
i played 10 mins ago then got up to when you play as franklin so i cloul dput audio files in(trying out flac) and now i get constant updates when i try to launch
i sthis the powe of g2a?
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>>152139367
Shut up, nigger.
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>>152139487
shut up white bitch
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>>152138270
dumb frogposter
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>>152139458
Maybe it's trying to figure out your music files, it makes another file with proprietary extension in User Music, so I assume it looks over the files and converts? them, I dunno. If you put 200GB of music there it might take a while
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>>152139514
Nigger
>>152139574
Dumb redditposter
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>>152139658
>Dumb redditposter
This is just hilariously stupid because your fucking stupid reddit frog is the most reddit thing here.
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How is this thing still driving?
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>>152139658
shut up white bitch
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>>152139816
Hardened mithril engine block :^)
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>>152140040
NANI? HE'S QUICK
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>>152140040
>average chinese, russian, australian, brazilian and other third world countries player pvp.webm
i pray that gtao2 has some form of region lock so we dont have to deal with those assholes
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thanks stunning cunts
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>>152139803
>>152139854
Kill yourself
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>>152138901
>everything but races
Yeah, no
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>>152136949
That guy, y'know the one, with the hair and the shirt, drives a car, sometimes rides a bike, uses guns a lot.
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>>152140223
>aussys have better internet then amerifats
I got 250mb/s advantage what's yours?
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>>152140972
your speed is irrelevant when it takes forever for you to reach the only place that matters with it
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>>152140972
Better than yours, and I don't live on an irrelevant island.
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>>152140367
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>>152141368
Yeah true where are u pulse how much you pay?
>>152141029
Are you a fucking retard? Do you not know how the internet works? 200+ mbs is still betrer then 2mbs+ no matrer your location
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>>152140354
you're a fucking asshole
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>>152142343
t. audi poster
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>>152142297
NC, but I live in a college town so they offer good service around here. Only downside is nobody can drive for shit. I pay about 80 a month.
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>>152142343
t. Kuruma nigger
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>>152142343
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>>152140354
Moral of the story - don't park beside the water
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>>152143239
This, I always park at the parking lot like a normal well adjusted person.
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>>152143345
Like fuck, I saw you doing wheelies in the kirkyard before crashing the car into a tombstone and legging it to buy some grenades.
Okay, maybe not you specifically but I know it was one of you cunts.
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>>152143492
Fuck, donuts, not wheelies.
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>>152143492
>im the guy who sticky bombs the inside of cars so when anons drive off they die
>>
>about to do mission with guy from GTAG
>game crash
>forgot his name and can't find him anymore.Nymusenhere. Whoever the guy is sorry i can't remember your name. I'd still do more CEO shit or missions if you're up for it though
>>
Why does the Futo drive like a retard when it was a perfectly normal vehicle in GTAIV?
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>>152144067
it always has, you just couldn't tell it drove like a retard since everything else did in iv
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>>152144347
So then why didn't they change it for GTAV. I'm really fucking curious. I really like the aesthetic of the car but GTAV sucks for drifting when traffic is scripted to swerve into you and rarely ever is there a corner without a minivan driving like a mad cunt cockblocking your drift.
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>>152144550
because it's a car for pro players
if you want to play on rails buy any of the new super carsshitter
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>>152144669
This is why I love this general, everyone excuses Rockstars shitty choices because anyone with any complaint ever is shit at the game and just needs to git gud. Maybe you should try critical thinking sometime instead of just being a daft cunt spewing shit out their mouths, possible underage piece of retard shit.
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>>152144550
>traffic is scripted to swerve into you
how does it feel not knowing how to drive?
literally the only traffic that deliberately drive into you are police and enemy NPCs
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>>152144550
you can't drift in gta 5 period
you can powerslide
sort of
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Should I do single player or just go to online?
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>>152144948
You're lying, the traffic in this game is clearly scripted to make illogical turns in front of you, I've seen some cars make the widest turns imaginable at intersections to act like a wall to players speeding through. Then there are the times that incoming traffic swerves into your lane as a kind of reaction to the player being too close to the center probably.
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>>152145101
singleplayer is fun
alternate between both I'd say
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I'm terrible at coming up with names, recommend me some organization names
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>>152146353
turgling burds
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>>152144948
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>>152144948
.
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>>152103006
>No vice city cheetah
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>>152144948
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>>152144948
-
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>>152146636
>>152146798
>>152147002
why do you have so much random-ass stuff recorded?
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>>152147170
Because the civilians in this game are bad drivers
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>>152147170
pcucks always record while playing so they can try and impress people with their shitt webms LOL
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>>152142297
>what is latency
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>>152146636
>why do people drive erratically when i'm driving towards them in the wrong lane!?
stupid example
>>152146798
this guy was trying to get past, stupid example
>>152147002
ramming in retaliation for you ramming him first, stupid example
>>152147147
this is the only decent example here
NPCs DO drive erratically and it IS an issue but you chose really fucking bad examples where you were at fault in the first place
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>>152147671
for reference here is an actually decent example where there is no logical reason for the NPC to have turned.
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>you will never be johnny on the spot
>you will never have 2 degrees
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>>152147671
You're trying way too hard. It's simply a fact that the traffic is engineered to be in your way in order to add "difficulty" to driving.
>cars slowing to a complete stop when you try to follow the road rules and drive behind them
>cars making illegal lane changes
>cars turning left out of a right turn lane at an intersection
>cars swerving accross the double yellow when you're in the passing lane on the opposite side
>cars crossing an intersection at just the mathematically correct time and speed to get t-boned by you
>cars scaling to your speed so it's hard to cut in front of them or behind them on a right turn at an intersection
are all examples. You must be the R* employee that sometimes lurks here who always gets mad at the slightest criticism of your work or something.
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>>152148021
and of course the faggot who can't find good examples immediately cries shill even though i'm agreeing with him
why don't you fucking post webms of THOSE things happening rather than saying that a car ramming you back is bad programming?
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>>152147671
>this guy was trying to get past
Trying to get past a police blockade by scraping along the side of the cops cars. Good idea
>ramming in retaliation for you ramming him first
If they get mad they get a red dot. That npc just didn't even know I was there and tried to keep his place on the road
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>>152148021
>cars crossing an intersection at just the mathematically correct time and speed to get t-boned by you
this one is specially ridiculous because sometimes they will speed up or slow down accordingly to meet you
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>>152148021
The game takes place in a satirized version of California and Californians are notoriously shitty drivers therefore the terrible driving AI just adds to the atmosphere. Bravo Rockstar.
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>>152148798
>Trying to get past a police blockade by scraping along the side of the cops cars. Good idea
never said the AI was necessarily smart
>>
I'm that anon you replied to
>>152146636
>wrong lane incoming traffic
>>152146798
spooked civilian from gunfire
>>152147002
spooked civilian from gunfire
>>152147147
changing lanes there is nothing wrong about that
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>>152148021
>>cars making illegal lane changes
>>cars turning left out of a right turn lane at an intersection
>>>cars swerving accross the double yellow when you're in the passing lane on the opposite side
top lel
show video of this and not of the other retarded webms and then you have a case
>cars crossing an intersection at just the mathematically correct time and speed to get t-boned by you
>cars scaling to your speed so it's hard to cut in front of them or behind them on a right turn at an intersection
/Frogger/not the helicopteris over -------> that way, learn to drive kid
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>>152150370
>finally an excuse to post my shitty drifting webms
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>>152150402
this is bait
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>>152147824
exlpain this faggots
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>>152150654
>implying I need an excuse
>implying that is an drift
>implying I haven't posted it here several times before
suit yourself
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>>152147824
I have seen and been that civilian in real life who would change lanes to be the first car at a set of lights
it may not be logical, but it is real world accurate
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How do you solo a ceo delivery without gettin gibbed by the npc's?
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>>152150746
glass looks pretty
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>>152150953
No idea I've done 7 full warehouse deliveries and never once been attacked by NPCs or even seen any spawn
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>>152150950
If you do it without giving optimal room for the person behind you in the other lane to stop, then you would be at fault in any resulting accident.
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>>152150953
If you die the delivery doesn't fail, at most like 12 spawn when you need to land 3 Cubans, you WILL die before you get a chance to shoot back while exiting the plane. Then also after delivering Brocade rarely 4 NPCs spawn after or during delivery, those are very easy to deal with
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>>152151107
only did two 3box deliveries, on the second one i had 4 buzzards assraping my cuban
havent bothered with the thing since, seems like a waste of time
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I like kaz
I like flib
I like crafty
I like nessi
[/blog]
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>>152150746
>"""drifting""" in a fwd car
this is fucking pathetic
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>>152151365
gona try it again, maybe i roll an easy one this time
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>>152151365
The "drop crates with a titan" one sometimes spawns in a helicopter with enemies, which sucks ass because if you can't evade before the titan takes too much damage you might aswell disconnect.
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>>152151686
Point out where literally anyone asked.
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>>152151175
yeah for sure but a bike switching 5 lanes in 10 seconds going 100mph at a red light doesn't get right of way
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Anyone up for PacStan? All setups + finale
40 20 20 20
If you have meme apartment and Kuruma you gain a priority
(Who am I kidding, I'll be lucky if I get 3 other people)
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>>152152113
Forgot... PC; c0rex.
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>>152152113
>looking for shitters and kurumafags
>in /gtag/
maybe you should join the IGN crew
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>>152152259
>>looking for shitters
>>in /gtag/
he came to the right place
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>>152152259
Look out for sharp objects, we can do bikes if you want barely any money
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>>152152259
There is literally nothing wrong with using the Kuruma in pve you autist.
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>>152152113
>>152152224
I'd join you gladly if I wasn't in the middle of a loyalty challenge
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What gtag member out of those who no longer play do you miss the most?
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>>152152562
none of them
stop trying to start up this gay shit
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>>152152503
When did this crew went so deep in the shitter?
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>>152152562
higgus
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>>152151848
>>152150746
>>implying that is an drift
what are you trying to prove anon
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>>152153489
>ryu flying
mistakes have been made
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>>152153489
nothing. just because you say you weren't trying to drift doesn't mean it isn't fucking obvious
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>>152152113
I'm up for it. SC: aralich
How many others do you have?
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>>152155074
0 others, I /JUST NOW/ exit the game damnit, I'll launch if you know where to get 2 others
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>trying to farm crates
>randos always ruin it
>trying to have fun in freeroam
>everyone left meme
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>>152155167
C0rex said he'd join so if one more responds we can all log on
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>>152150746
blista a shit
futo is king
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>>152155313
wut, I am c0rex., I'm the one hosting, or do you know a different C0rex? I am so confused now
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>>152155496
Oh, thought that first reply was someone who wanted in. Two more then. I can do a glitch run after we're done for some extra money too
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>>152155728
fuck off ezek
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>>152154616I was trying to do powerslide not to driftand you can't prove me wrong
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>>152156043
>dress up the blista compact in the same panda colors with a carbon hood
>i-i'm not trying to drift1!!!
you failed even at powersliding, and at life
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fags
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>public (1)
>buy 2 crates
>go to the location
>trackify
>follow dot
>its in paleto bay
>its the WRONG FUCKING VAN
>follow other dot
>its in the city
>get there
>time ran out
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>>152156626
>tfw had the same not so long ago
thx based assistant
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>>152156626
you deserve it for being a stupid spaghetti poster
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>>152144948
IRL if someone swerves in front of you you are more likely to turn right (into them) because the knee jerk reaction is to put the passengers side in between you and the collision.
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>>152156964
>you are more likely to turn right (into them) because the knee jerk reaction
nice projection on what you would do, faggot
accidents are dealt with on an as needed basis
either brake in a straight line, or in a more rural setting swerve without hitting the brakes, only a retard tries to do both at once
t. never got into an accident by using my caveman brain
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>>152156352
>you failed even at powersliding
There's a reason why I said "tried"
also give me ability to have the hood painted black without it being carbon
also black and white fits CR-X
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>>152024707
I hate that they literally use these free DLCs to try to get people to buy more shark cards. Rockstar is such a shit company nowadays. Their greed is out of control.
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>>152024707
I posted the North Yankton on in /gtag/ for a while, so no i don't think it be true
I hear a lot of saying Bikers though, but would never think it would go so specific.Fucking hate all Biker-Crews anyway, they wouldn't deserve such a cool update
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>>152159763
>Fucking hate all Biker-Crews anyway, they wouldn't deserve such a cool update
>yfw there are many bikerfags in gtag
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>>152159170
What's sad is that things started out so nicely. Free stuff in the updates, reasonable additions, incentive to actually level up and do things beyond game modes and RDM. Then Kike-Two noticed how many people were buying Shark Cards to get chrome Adders and Rhinos and forced R* to cater to them with useless gaudy bullshit.
>>152159763
I've never actually run into a biker/MC crew in all my time online. It makes me sad. I want to watch them salt the roads with their tears when they get their shit pushed in.
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>overcoats can't be worn with suit jackets
Jesus fucking christ, whoever designs the clothes at R* seriously actually needs to get fired
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Sandstorms, extreme thunderstorms with random lightning strikes hitting the ground & Silent Hill tier fog when?
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>>152144948
How long you been playing this game?
Civilians in this game don't want to live long lifes, a little bump, they die and brick up the road.
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>>152161235
Whoever designed the clothes system in general needs to be fired.
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>>152162776
Yeah, they should scalp the guys who did it for Saints Row 2 onwards for their Online Barbie stuff, a least copy the design philosophy for all the stuffs and variety
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>>152161235
>all pants have black belts
FUCK
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>>152163385
>black pants are not black, but purple / green and artifacted
I will never not be mad.
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>>152150370
>>152150746
I hope >>""one day""<< we will get an update or perhaps in a new gen of gta, where we can actually change parts inside of the car to mod them to how we want them; engine swaps, transmission mods ect. But at that point you guys will tell me to just play another game right?
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What car has the active spoiler? You know the one that changes pitch when you brake. Does it retract fully when you stop or at low speeds?
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>>152163579
>you will never get to use the inside of an RV/Brickade as a mobile apartment
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>>152163579
Yes, go play another game. You seem to forget that games that feature those mechanics, they are CORE mechanics. Whole games are built around something you think could be easily dropped into a game already made. If they did do it, it would be shit, as the have to practically make another game to make it good.
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>>152160497
>mfw i have no face
I like bikes, have a full garage of them, but i am not in a crew with MC in the clantag, nor do i dress like a faggot and only pretend to be in a Biker Club, while using every OP Vehicle to gank on other players.
>>152161071
You a PC fag? Those Bikers, judged from their characters are most of the time White Trash and/or Jugaloos. Thats what you get on the console.
Pic related, what i got from some faggy crew
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>>152163845
T20 has a moving spoiler.
>>152163904
They have no interiors, anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoVfNdAr38A
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>>152163845
T20 has active spoiler
X80 has active aero
The spoiler rises and tilts depending on speed and braking.
The active aero on X80 has fins move based on steering
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>>152163940
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>>152164159
>>152163940
>tfw no MC styled GTAG enblem
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>>152163385
main reason i never wear open suit jackets
that and lack of tie physics
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>>152164079
Interesting, but the Journey does have an interior.
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>>152163385
Meet me after class
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>>152163940
ok, what the fuck does this 1% from mansex clubs mean?
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>>152164079
It's a shame
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>>152164552
I wanna bully NPG's bellybutton!
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>>152156893
tomoko is not spaghetti >_<
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>>152164578
"99% of bikers are law-abiding citizens"
So 1% means you're criminal.
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well this is a first
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did we ever find out who was buffalo poster? They just stopped posting, does anyone know someone who just stopped going online around the same time?
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>>152164957
Widely
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>>152164838
>advertising to law enforcement that you commit crimes
>displaying it on your person
I knew they were stupid for riding on such an unsafe mode of transport but fuck they are dumb.
>>152164898
Don't do it. It's not worth the possible laughs.
>>152165020
Really?
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>>152164898
Accept it.
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>>152165060
Yeah
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Oh shit baby girls, GTAV is on sale on Steam! Will my i5 4690k, Radeon R9 200, and 8GBRAM be enough to keep her steady?
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>>152164898
Probably not worth it. Not like there's crew banks you can loot or anything
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>>152163940
>POMC BFFB STTS BONE
Sounds like the unholy fusion of pic related and HAAH WAAW.POMC more like POMF m i rite
Yeah, I'm a PC player. I've seen a few bikers but never the "LUBE UP AND ROLL OUT, GANG" kind that go way overboard like that. Figures that it'd be a console thing.
>>152164132
>X80 has active aero
>Osiris doesn't
Now I know how the Adder fans feel.
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>>152165409
Should be enough for high settings
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>>152161368
>random lightning strikes
Make it so people holding miniguns/homo launchers/flying jets attract lightning
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>>152163940
>using every OP Vehicle to gank on other players
This so much
>Hey guys, we're a typical biker crew. Now get into your insurgents and start throwing stickies and swap to miniguns as soon as someone manages to kill us, that's what bikers do
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>>152164407
MC styled GTAG emblem that makes fun of mansex when?
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>>152165639
>blater gets struck by lightning every time he pulls the homo launcher out on a rooftop
make this a fucking feature
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>>152165409
>radeon r9 200
Do you not know which one you have?
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>>152165553
Just a few seconds ago i got another invite.
"Asphalt Kingz MC"
>mfw
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>>152165891
Van Darkholme emblem when?
>>
NESSI IS ONLINE!!!
I'M SO EXCITED
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so which one is the #1?
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>>152165639
Add armored vehicles to the list and we're golden.
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>>152164957
We haven't found out for sure, but my autism and I have worked out a few suspects
>Widely
Everyone is saying it's him, and buffalo posting stopped when he was called out. However, no actual proof exists, so it could be libel.
>Blater
Always wants to be center of attention and reasserted his power by showing he wouldn't change enblem after the 'pill' incident. Also the buffalo poster followed his time zone.
>Nullprophet
Always wants to be center of attention and would use spam to get attention after no one cared about fivereborn, and to undermine current crew hierarchy. Also retribution at cowposter who for posting "nullphaggot BTFO" every thread?
>Callmeqt3.14
Just got PC, so would want to stir up crew drama for fun before going? Tied with widely for weakest suspect.
>Kaz
General shitter/shitposter, would do it for fun before getting bored.
Feel free to add other people to list and state any discrepancies and new evidence.
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>>152166320
What the fuck is the rating based on? Just the member count?
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>>152166096
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>>152166401
>the buffalo poster followed his time zone.
Yeah, but that doesn't mean much considering every west coast player is cancer.
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>>152166447
okay
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I'm the buffalo poster and my SC is
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>>152166594
Oh shit, i'm sorry!
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>>152164957
Styleszeitgeist
He's also the one who posted >>152166401
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>>152166401
Buffalo shitposts never stopped while I was working. You can take me off your list of suspects.
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>>152166850
>Buffalo shitposts never stopped while I was working.
That doesn't stop a lot of people here from shitposting.
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>>152165984
280X
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>>152167142
Shit, well I have a 4gb 270x that plays it at mid-high settings with 50-60 fps, so you should be good.
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>>152156352
>being this mad because someone is enjoying the game
wow
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>>152167267
Awesome!
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>>152167686
and here comes NPG's defenceforce
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>>152166401
>never post aside from some webms or responding to a question
>shitter/shitposter
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>>152166308
Not even a minute online and someone posts in the thread about me, i have a few minutes left then i have to go pracTice graduation. I'll be playing online TomOrrow, can't wait to see y'all.
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>>152166850
>you will never be choked out and fisted by blaters hands
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>>152167767
Whos NPG?
Whos you?
Who am i?
Im just sayin some people can still find fun in gtao and its not a bad thing
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>>152168326
Nobody said otherwise, fuccboi
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>>152166308
>he wasn't memeing
https://youtu.be/8LpeRS5_ruU
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>>152024174
I haven't played GTA V yet, is it still worth buying? I loved playing 4.
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>>152168032
ur qt
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>>152168032
>avatarfagging
Yeah, shitposter
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>>152170517
It's alright. Try torrenting it and play it some, and if you like it, buy it on sale.
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>>152170517
It's not GTAIV that's for sure.
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>>152166153
Hey fuck you, leather head.
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>>152171767
That's a good thing.
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>>152171794
GTAIV was GTA3 with proper physics & slavs, stop hating shitter.
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>>152171907
>proper physics
lel
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>>152171794
Players like you are the reason Trevor exists and the driving is boring in GTA5
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>tfw gta with another swing glitch nevr evr
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>>152172042
t. pleb
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>>152172042
But Trevor alongside Micheal was the best GTAV had to offer
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>be in my t20, was doing some autistic freeroam cruising
>have bounty of like 3k from stealing a led car
>tab out for some other shit
>tab in later, not kicked yet
>out of my car, up the road - got killed. Figured, I had a bounty
>find out car was blown up
>mfw destroying an AFK player's car, spending like 20k so you can earn 3k
>was afk
Dude just shoot me, jeez.
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>>152172354
>drives a super in free roam
>doesn't know bounties negate insurance
Top shitter
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>>152172669
Ohhhh. Damn I'm a shitter. I admit it.Honestly I usually drive ricer sports cars like the Penumbra
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>>152172215
You do know that you don't always have to mash the throttle at all times right? Of course you don't you fucking scrub.
Take your retarded memes back to /int/ where your shitposting will be more accepted
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>>152172669
Wasn't always like this, and only shitters who blow shit up noticeduring ViP Missions also
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>>152173028
>Wasn't always like this
Yes it was, it's been like that since dead gen. It's one of the reasons they put a cooldown timer on bounties you can place on a single person.
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>>152173028
>Wasn't always like this
It has been since old-gen
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>>152144948
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>>152173303
womendrivers.webm
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>>152170858
that's babby tier avatarfagging.
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>>152173170
>>152173143
It actually changed with the ill gotten gains updates.
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>this thread
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i have killer network manager installed now (reinstall of windows & mobo upgrade) so was wondering if blocking gta will give me a solo pub session or if it'll just dc me and stick me in singleplayer? haven't tried yet as GTA is still downloading
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>>152176194
>using GAYMERtm mobos
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>>152176318
sorry i can afford a new computer every year, must suck being 5 years behind everyone else
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>>152176194
Why don't u just use the firewall?
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>>152176046
MEME?
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>>152170858
>reaction image
>avatarfagging
You what?
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>>152176019
No, not even close.
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MY BIRTHDAY IS THIS MONTH, IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR THAT THERE ISN'T ANY GTAO UPDATE FOR AUGUST!!! REEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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>>152177742
Shut up, you stupid frogposter
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>>152177783
I WILL NOT BE SILENCED YOU NORMIE SHITTER
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>>152177465
yeah boy, it started that way initially then was changed for the flight school update, then was changed back for ill gotten gains.
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>>152178213
>frogposter calling someone else normie
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>>152177742
omedetou frog-kun
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>>152178364
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>>152178383
>>152178350
ALL THEY HAD TO DO WAS RELEASE A NEW CAR AND SOME SHIRTS, THEY COULDN'T EVEN DO THAT MUCH.
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>>152177742
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>>152178748
Kill yourself
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>>152178748
please keep frogposting so we hit the limit and someone makes a new thread already, I need to ask a rather obscure question
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>>152179062
Your question sucks
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>>152178864
NOT BEFORE THE LAZY FUCKS AT ROCKSTAR OFF THEMSELVES FIRST. NO EXCUSES FOR DOING NOTHING FOR AN ENTIRE MONTH.
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>>152179109
How do you know?
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>>152179062
Since you asked
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>>152179213
Because if it didn't you would just ask it now.
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>Next update is gay leather gimp bikers themed
WHO ASKED FOR THIS SHIT
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>>152179704
>frogposter calling anyone gay
kek
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>Pot calling the kettle black
Fucking faggots with shit tastes ruining everything.
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>>152178467
Yee
http://gta.wikia.com/wiki/Bounties#Claiming_a_bounty
>Prior to the insurance changes in patch 1.16, destroying a personal vehicle of a bounty to achieve the kill did not result in any insurance charges or bad sport points.
https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/202968656--8-19-14-GTAV-Title-Update-1-16-Notes
>Fixed an issue where players would not be charged for Insurance.
And then was reverted sometime after
https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/community/posts/205100077-bounties-dont-have-to-pay-for-blowing-up-personal-vehicles-
>>
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>>152179864
>frogposter calling anyone's taste shit
jej
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Somebody make a new thread already.
>>
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>>152179704
source?
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are we posting off-topic now?
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>>152180823
Fuck off
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>>152180692
WUT GAEM????
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>>152180742
https://www.vg247.com/2016/07/22/gta-5-online-biker-dlc-leak/
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>>152181950
>>152181950
>>152181950
You guys are fucking useless
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