/ss13g/ - Spessmen on a Spess Station

1st for shitposting

>>151826127

AME took control of the station? What?

>>151826240
Celt buildmode filled the station with AME shielding like an AME blob, and made it talk.

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>>151826240
You missed the AMEApocalypse. It spread across the station and was apparently responsible to killing several crewmembers and impeded everyone's movement. Truly a horrific event.

Jesus Christ!

How do I get meta friends
There's a lot of greytiding to do and I can't do it all on my own

what happened to the person in the wheelchair

>>151827218
the miner who fought back must have caused me to bleed internally, and my drive-by of medbay to get some medicine was interrupted by the HoS and sec officer with shotguns who were there

bled out in maintenance fumbling for a non-chloral autoinjector

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Which waifu would make a good best friend? Which would you marry?

>>151827971
None of the current ones.

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>>151827971
BF Felicity
Marry Ashe

>>151827971
>waifus for friends
Waifus are for beating to death brutally.

Only males can make good friends.

don cheeto would be a best friend

>>151829190
He would anon, but he is taking a break right now.

>>151827971
BFF with Kaylie!
Marry Reica!

Man FalloutStation is so fucking good.

Reminder that sec having pistols with weak bullets is a great addition to sec and none of you can find a single thing bad with it.

Go on, Im waiting.

>>151829756
All the edgy teens re-enacting police shootings

>>151829756
>Get shot and tazed for throwing paper planes
>Bleed to death in perma

>>151829847
Can't wait for three Zimmermans to all sign up for sec officer at once.

>>151829847
Non-Issue, people take the piss out of everything and most of the time shit is funny anyhow
>>151829917
Shitcurity will happen regardless, you got knives that made the bleed already if they are feeling dickish, plus don't you have paper and pens to call the AI for medical help by shoving the paper in a camera, alongside donkpockets and a assortment of botanical med making devices to cure your shit?

Buff choking.

>>151830872
Okay.
I'll do that after I finish coding and spriting different breast sizes.

>>151830995
dog bless

>>151830995
I just want choking to be a viable method of killing someone.

>>151831593
I want shower wrenching and toilet dunking back

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Man FalloutStation is the fucking bomb.

>Be a Legion Centurion.
>Be part of a plan to invade the resident vault.
>Get seperated from the rest of the legion troops.
>Eventually find them, our 10 strong force has been reduced to 2 others and myself.
>Get attacked by a regulator and left as the only survivor.
>Realize I have appendicitis.
>Brave the radiation to get to the vault door.
>Plead against the AI to let me in.
>Eventually do, get the surgery I need.
>While I'm under the vault is invaded by raiders.
>Run to escape with a vault guard and the doctor that saved my life.
>Doctor goes down getting to the escape train, I weld myself in with the guard in the sec section.
>There's a massive explosion that takes out the dividing wall, and I book it to the front to distract the raider.
>Die.
>But the guard just barely makes it, surviving all the way to the end.
>"War. War never changes."

>>151833072
>>151829543

what
is that a server?

>>151833212
See:
>>151806492
>>151806492

>>151833072
>War. War never changes."

Possible fallout reference?

Hey, I noticed you guys link to the old tgstation wiki in the 'What is Space Station 13?' pastebin, the one that got locked out of the blue and convinced a bunch of players that /tg/station died. Can any of you edit that pastebin to point to the new wiki? (https://www.tgstation13.org/wiki/Starter_guide)
Or perhaps it needs a replacement; looks like the vgstation address changed too.

>>151834261
when you code it

>>151833072
Regulator town baby. Solid way of making a comfy town, grabbin 3-5 regs and buildin dat wall. The rest comes ez.

Couches nerfed when

What time zone is the logs in?

Eliminator x Bismuth ten times in a single post in the thread

>>151833072
Also that server needs a revolver for frontier justice pronto. Maybe some lever rifles too.

>>151836906
PST
It is now 7:47AM

ayy lmao

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>toss dice
>slimed at the start of a 200 minute round

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>that round

>>151839331
>rolling outdoors
Your own fault

total notes put in chest cavities: 2

The ayys were antag, right?

>>151839331
Get a genetics backup before you roll next time.

>>151839416
i had nothing to do with any violence commited by my brothers, i was simply the surgery man, i commited no harm

>>151839416
Yes, we kind of got into a tight situation with an escaping test subject.

>>151839416
fuck off jemmy

why did syndicate stop responding to my messages?

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Detective Bros 4ever

>>151839748
She never liked you to begin with and was only talking to you as long as you helped her with her homework

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>>151839416
>a*y

>>151841869
Are you ayyngry?

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>>151842174

fallout is neat and all but it needs work before i would want to play it, fun for 4-5 rounds but quickly lose interest

intigracy is neat and all but he needs work before i would want to marry him, fun for 4-5 nights but quickly lose interest

Page 10 bump.

Diona are best race

>>151845774
I'm sorry but that title actually belongs to plasma men.

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>>151845774

>>151845774
They're even better on baystation

HOW DO I ATMOS?! HELP, IT'S URGENT

>>151846371
You sit back and do nothing because atmos is in working order at roundstart

How convenient, huh?

>>151846371
You ask an autismo to fix it for you.
Or you could always learn.

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>>151846371
Here is what atmos should look like.

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Post red flags for spessman you know they are faggots

>HoP
Equips the armored coat roundstart

>>151847112
DON'T DO THIS! MY METAFRIEND DID THIS AND IT CREATED MUSTARD GAS!

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Sawbones fucking roasted Solarious, btfo.

>It's another cargo is fucking retarded episode

thanks for making that dank bar, grey and cayden

>Me and a diona I grew chilling in the pod, both as the only greentexts
feels good man

>>151847920
>sawbones calling anyone an attention seeker

Is Todd 2hotdogs?

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>>151847975
It was fun

>>151847920
>seeking attention
>t. sawbones
fuck off sawbones

>>151847920
The only people stupid enough to actually care about that shit are in the Discord themselves so do us a favor and keep it there

Even if the fucking slimes didn't mutate, the ones that did went for blue, ya made it neat borer.

Thanks pal, was fun.

>>151848069
Discord's pretty fun, we normally talk about dogs and play vidya

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>Join 15 minutes late as CMO
>See a chemist on the manifest and I go see how he does
>Fridge is empty and Cryo as well
>Ask him over department comms that the fridge is empty and how he is doing
>No response
>Ask a little later over department comms again
>No response
>Getting a bit annoyed
>See him talk with the bartender over common comms so I yell at him over common comms
>No response
>Tell him that if he doesn't fucking make chems in the next few minutes I will make sure he doesn't come back to medical
>No response
>He comes back later and a paramedic chlorals him
>We strip and toss him out
>Later get BWOINKED by my favorite min asking what happened
>I explain what happened
>Admin tells me that the guy apparently "missed" my four separate calls which is why he didn't respond
>It gets cleared up and I let him work again thinking that maybe I was too harsh
>From working he just seems new to the game so I feel bad
>After a while he disappears again and I assure myself that he is coming back no worries
>A vampire victim we revive tell us that he thinks Eddie(The chemist) was the one who succed him
>He is later burned in the chapel as I watch

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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>Accidentally drink a glass of puke ingame
>Start gagging irl and have to take a 5 minute break to calm down

>>151848045
>see people wishing they could build inside the AI core
>spawn some smoke and open the core
>they start yelling wizard
ayyy

At least you did make a dank bar afterwards, too bad I fell asleep while observing

>>151848069
Who isn't in the Discord though? Most if not all regulars are, at least.

>>151848741
I am not and i don't plan to be

>>151848741
That's why you should keep it there with the people who are dumb enough to care

>>151848741
I'm not in the discord and never will be.

t. anon

>>151848741
Literal whos aren't, and literal whos don't care about what's happening in it, so there is no point trying to get their attention.

>>151848741
Me and most people aren't actually, just the loudest, so either join and stop asking, or stay as a who and dont care.

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>>151848741
Mostly all the cancer in the server, they all just want to be "muh metaclub" instead of just playing the fucking game, nothing would be lost if they all went away

>>151849183
>most people
>90 people online in discord, early on a monday

I'd say most people are in the Discord.


>>151849238
>nothing would be lost if they all went away
>all the admins leaving wouldn't affect the server

???

>>151849317
>all the admins leaving wouldn't affect the server

aside from a very select few it would actually make the server better

>>151847362
>bartender with shotgun outside of the bar
>botanist without a green bandana
>geneticist
>any alt science job minus xenoarch
>science
>chaplain doesnt put on any sort of costume
>IAA wears sunglasses
>security WEARING A FUCKING BERET inb4 >b-but i k-keep a helmet in my backpack!! no you niggers dont you die with the fucking beret on every single time you useless fucks
>captain doesnt have the pipe
>CMO existing in the first place

>>151849371
Pomf's in there as well, though.

>>151849371
t. nox refugee

>>151849317
>90 people online in discord, early on a monday
>13 in game
I'd say it's more of a circlejerking

>>151849395
>chaplain doesn't put on any sort of costume

What if I don't want to do some insane gimmick, and instead want to be a sane, normal, Christian Pastor preaching His word to all the lambs of God?

>>151848303
What? You aren't suppose to remember anything after being killed. Here I thought that you guys figured out it was me from the chemicals in her system sinced I use chloral hydrate

but no

I got fucking ratted out by someone who forgot about Clone Memory Disorder

>>151849580
you have to at least wear the robes

>>151849564
A circlejerk literally anyone can join, also known as a chatroom.

>>151849641
gb2bay

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>>151849580
All religious followers are insane by default so

>>151849641
You either are the most clueless bay refugee ever, or you're baiting. I can't tell which, but I'm going with bait, since you went and namedropped CMD.

>>151849641
she saw you while you were chloraling her
either chloral them from a distance or dispose bodies

>>151847362
>Captain
Doesn't take the disk at round start.
>Miner
Brings only 5 diamonds in their first haul and never brings glass

>>151849564
People online in the discord means pretty much nothing considering you're "online" in the chat if you've connected once and have discord open.
That means people who:
>Have it autolaunch on bootup
>Are using it for a different game with some other buddies
>Or just use it as a second thread to shitpost in
Are ALL included in this total online.

>>151849395
>IAA is a faggot if he wears the items that spawn on his face
Sounds like you just don't like IAAs familia

>>151849395
>>IAA wears sunglasses
What? They spawn with sunglasses on.

>>151849923
Ah whatever. I'll learn from my mistakes. I'm not baiting, I really am a clueless bay refugee, but bay doesn't like to have fun any longer.

I would of disposed of them if I'd of known that. Also, sorry for making you feel bad for me, CMO. The whole time I was missing I was setting up cable ties and shit in boxes for later use in case I got searched or stripped, but I honestly didn't see your messages.

How do I rename something with a pen and what other items besides paper and food can I rename?

>>151850210
>>151850215
the best IAAs and lawyers take them off unless its go time

>>151847362
>Captains who wear space suit or take the gun round start.
>engineers being seen outside of engineering
>chemists outside of chemistry

>>151850236
medical vampire is piss easy, just straightjacket and muzzle someone, hide him in viro or something, succ him and feed iron for infinite usable
at least untill he ghost
or just succ dead bodies before cloning or if they go mif for total blood

>>151849641
Here when you remove someone from the round you make sure they never get to play again, because they magically know who killed them, how, and where when they get cloned.

>>151850404
?Select the hand with the pen in it.

>Click on item you want to name

>A little text box will show up like if you were naming a character in setup

>Name away

From what I know you can name :bots and airlocks

>>151850404
You click on it

Drinks
Maybe animals?

Another way of "renaming" is with a labeler

>>151850563
That doesn't sound as fun as hunting down my prey one by one and dragging them into a dark tunnel, but, I'll definitely keep that in mind.

>>151850760
this way you can build a true vampire lair, you have your blood cows, you can bring people for enthralling there

>>151850525
>Get tator with mission to steal the caps laser
>Go to get it at roundstart
>It's not there
>Captain literally spawned in, grabbed his gun and then ran to security to join the other validhunters
>This has happened three times recently

>>151851575
this is why i murderbone the whole station
no one can validhunt if they're all dead

>>151849395
>he has a problem with the IAA wearing sunglasses
Do you have a problem with the QM wearing sunglasses?

>>151847362
>HoP never at the desk because valid hunting even though there is sec
They pretty much think they are a HoS. Also I hate how they are officially part if cargo. The RD won't arrest/snitch on scientist for weapons but the hop feels the need to arrest cargo techs for a weapon crate or some other minor shit. I remember I got cuffed by beepsky because some no id setting and when I asked the hop for help he dragged me to sec because. "There must be a reason beepsky cuffed you"

>>151850506
No, what you do when it's go time is take off your jacket.

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>>151851575
>Get tator with mission to steal the caps laser.
>Flippant that my objective wasn't handed to me on a golden platter.
>Go through my checklist of buzzwords and hurl insults on the internet while I stew in my sweaty rage.

>>151852387
sunglasses on anyone but heads or sec means someones about to rev up the validhunting drives
IAA especially like to wear the shades so they can """""""rp""""""" in the brig aka float around and try and get free shit
QMs are usually pretty good about keeping their shittery contained into cargo, so i dont mind them

>>151852775
Or they just look good and people wear them.

You guys and valid obsession, I just wear em because they look good if I find em.

>>151853078
This desu. I wear sunglasses + cigar every round, regardless of job, and it's not to powergame.

>>151852775
>IAA especially like to wear the shades so they can """""""rp""""""" in the brig aka float around and try and get free shit
IAA like to wear sunglasses because they have them at roundstart and they are part of the getup

>>151850085
You don't know how rare diamonds are. If RNG is a nigger we kinda have to take 5 diamonds to get a drill since it's way faster.
Sometimes we get lucky and get more diamonds from unmarked tiles next to the marked one

>>151852775
if they removed flash protection from sunglasses, I would still wear them because I think they look good with the outfit I usually wear

>>151845928
ver protessional
I rate this a good 6/10

>>151850563
>at least untill he ghost

Is coma patient blood bad or something?

>>151849395
>any alt science job minus xenoarch
Bugger off, you lazy ass, your snowflake title doesn't relieve you of R&D duty to go play on the roid

>>151852775
>expecting people to unequip gear they get by default at roundstart

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>>151853703
What are you gonna do about it?

That's right, nothing

>>151853970
I am going to complain about you VERY LOUDLY and sniff out your filthy mug in-game to metagrudge your scrawny little arse
It's all on you, I'm only here to point out your selfish nature and disspell the misconception that it's just the scientists that have to do it

>>151853970
shit up your notes like the great admin I am

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>>151854447
TOE
THE
LINE
S H I T T E R

>>151854447
But Pain, I was a shitter and the only bad notes I got are from Ghlor.

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Reposting this, since people seem to be liking it. Mostly the couch side I guess.

>>151856925
make this layout the default bar

>>151856925
>tfw hardcore hunger isnt always enabled
>tfw cant be a waiter fuck you waifufags in space serving up food and talking to customers while comfy music plays

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>Get emagged
>Told by tator to kill the HoP
>Shock his door when he is in his department
>He runs into it
>Grab him and door-crush him
>Turn off his sensors, put him in disposals, and turn the pump off
>Nobody ever finds him
>Later disable the APC to remove the blue light too

Putting people in disposals bin is tried and true. Nobody checks them.

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>geneticist either doesn't realize I'm a plasmawoman or doesn't know the limitations of my body
>tries to monkey me
>naturally, it gibbs me
>doesn't take my head
>instead of taking my head and trying to revive me he tries to hide the evidence
Fuck off

>>151857226
Ahelp you dingus

>>151857226
>not lasering him to death with the armory you nonantag looted with your free roundstart spacesuit
learn 2 plasman

>>151853678
you only get total from dead and catatonic, not usable

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>connect to the server right as round ends
>vote deff
>deff wins

>>151857146
we actually found him
just couldn't clone

>>151857290
The fuck is that gonna do?
I'm still dead and he's still an idiot

>>151857226
Clitlicker? Make a ban request.

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>>151857398
you know what to do

>>151857563
I'd say his name if you weren't an asshole
>requesting someone be banned over a mistake
YOU should be banned

I hooked plasma directly to the blue pipes, but it still took a while before there was any flooding at all.
Why didn't it immediately flood the station?

>>151857563
Denied Apply Again In 72 Hours

>>151857226
Sorry for not sticking you in the ripley before dying from radiation because i am stup enough to not switch to the internal air tank

this geneticist looks like a new player, that's all
He didn't know you can describe blocks in console

>about to go murder bone with nothing but punching
>randomly shocked door
>die
why

>>151857704
Because you know shit bout atmos

>>151857938
Denied Apply Again In 72 Hours

>>151857704
Because vents have pressure checks that tell them not to pressurize the area more than 101 kpa.
So even if there is a GORILLION pressure in the pipes it wont do shit unless some of the pressure in the room vents out.

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Denied Apply Again In 72 Hours

>>151857704
they don't vent unless the room is depressurized
set up a few welderbombs across the station or i know there's a way to disable the pressure check

>>151857704
Pumps only work when the pressure of the air outside them is under 101 kpa. You can turn off that check on individual alarms

>>151857938
switch between stunglubs and brass/spiked knuckles next time

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=36&t=2688&p=14155#p14155

Solarious BTFO

>>151859015
i had brass knuckles, how do i get spiked ones?

>>151859289
luck in a bundle
dunno how much brute it does but its tony tier

>MoMMI can now get auto-tatored
Yes no???

>>151859741
That's fucking retarded

>>151859741
>chance for a rouge mommi
no thank you

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>>151859119
This image just gets more and more relevant

>>151856925
All of it looks very good.

>>151859741
Why would you let autism crabs that specifically chose mommi roundstart for autistic to randomly just fuck shit up.

People who want antag play humanoids, people who want autism go mommi. Simplest shit.

>>151860208
Ok but how about regular tator?

>>151860419
Traitor isn't (or shouldn't be) in rotation

>>151847362
The most 100% surefire test for if someone is a useless shitter
>Say something to them
>A full ten seconds pass before they reply

>>151859119
>senaat attacking someone instead of what they're saying
both of them are retards desu

Reminder that being underage is bannable in this server, and yet the ledditer hippiestation retard Doobiedoo proven underage who's also a literally who got admined.

>Morena's application for the Fallout13 server
What the fuck.

>>151860840
He did it with SJ too.

He was making a decent point about Morena, but Senaat just attacked what he did in the past.

>>151861479
but it isnt

>>151861504
Post

>>151861817
Yes it is, report all the underages you've found

>>151861904
http://longedprey.x10host.com/showthread.php?tid=22

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>>151862031
I cannot tell if this is some hyper advanced satire under 15 layers of irony or if this is serious.

What the fuck is this.

>>151859119
Just proof that sawbones is an immature child that can't take even the smallest amount of criticism.

Adminning him was a mistake.

>>151861921
>I got raped by a kid - the post

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>>151862031
>age
>17
BAN
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Fallout server
>Cool!
140 people?
>Oh
How does anyone communicate? Is it crowded and packed? Is it spacious? How much RP is in it?

>>151862031
How long have you been playing on Fallout 13?: Only 3 hours

What a perfect time to apply for admin.

Jesus Chris Morena you underage bitch.

>>151862206
>>151862337
>>151862478

Joke
Your head

>>151862340
You've got the Vault segregated from everything else, the Legion which spawns in a pack, then Regulators, Scavengers, and Raiders.

It was pretty laggy but the large numbers gave substance to a mostly empty map.

>>151862031
It's a joke. I made it and I'm not morena

>>151862629
Sorry, but given the rep of the kind of people the thread comes to talk about, I didn't think and still don't think its a joke, autism this strong exists in the server.

I just watched 2001:space odyssee for the first time and desu HAL was quite the tame bitch.

>>151862914
Then you're retarded since you can't spot that obvious satire

>>151849564
At least 75 of them are AFK.

>>151860561
>Say something to someone
>When they start typing, move up to the tile adjacent to them
>See if they spring back while mashing disarm

>>151859119
kj complaining about drama, though they started drama the other day

>>151862954
now play System Shock.

HOW TO GET SOMEONE BANNED YOU DON'T LIKE

#1 figure out their ckey
#2 post admin application on fallout 13 with their username
#3 say your age is 13

Who are you guys gonna ban? I'm gonna ban Alice Conrad once I figure out what is ckey is

apparently hive lord remains heals EVERYTHING
should there be a way to preserve it?

>security letting someone who nearly uploaded onehuman go
>HoS taking letting this person come with them to upload new laws
>HoS taking advice from this person and uploading corporate
At some point it would probably best to actually stop and think for just a moment, even if you're not accustomed to thinking

>>151864889
Couldn't you throw each other to get momentum in that situation?

Been in the same shit before, dead meat unless you have something to throw

>>151865078
we didn't want to
it was round end

>>151865069
Leaving the whole valid stuff aside, the RP was actually pretty nice.

>>151865040
No, that's the balancing side of it

>>151865040
it's not supposed to be an export to medbay, it's supposed to be a timesaver for miners so they don't have to ride back from the roid

>>151865040
There kind of already is
pokemon a hivelord, then beat it to almost dead, then put it back
when you need healing, unpocket, kill, eat, repeat

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still dunno where i was tho

>>151865204
fuck off
to
bay

>>151865069
Sounds like a pretty nice HoP

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>>151865069
Fucking imbecile HoS

>b-but he was nice
He tried to upload onehuman you fuckwad

>>151865276
How don't you know about the hivebot factory mate, great source of super glue.

>>151865348
>HoS letting someone who has the intent of committing grand sabotage go
>Good HoS

Nigga, think one more time, harder this time.

>>151865069
The HoS is literally a Bay refugee that started /vg/ today.
Not even kidding, just check the logs, it's the retard that landed in a job he doesn't play.

>>151861921
MrFoster is/was underage

so why didn't this work?
if(find(lower($source), "Elmer Goddard") || find(lower($source), "Elmer Goddard"))
{
$pass = false;
}

>>151865078
kicking works too

>>151865512
Because radios. I hate it too but it can't be helped

>>151865276
I hit that place once, got turned into cyber horror by Kevin

>>151865429
>HoS didn't brig someone without thinling
>stopped them from committing their crime
>they don't want to upload OneHuman, want a different lawset now
>criminal-scum-to-be turned into rational crewmember
Looks like your the dumb one sempai desu

>>151864413
t. morena

>>151865617
>no AI shenanigans with telecomms to mute their agent's target for tag team stealth kills

Unfortunate

>>151865834
t. sj/kammerjunk

>>151865617
There need to be a way to triangulate radio transmissions.

>>151865028
Rhydens method

>>151864413
>making fun of underage mentally ill faggot
>drama
lol

>>151865996
t. sj

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"[13:24:55]ADMIN: HELP: Jason Vorheese/(Reuben Potter): officer just spaced me after i /JOKINGLY/ said "space me" - heard by 3 non-AFK admins."

i cant believe this is relevant (again)

>>151865758
>>criminal-scum-to-be
Eh, 'attempted grand sabotage' does not seem like a TO-BE thing.

>>151865512
Why are both conditions identical? Does it make a difference?

>>151865348
Security should never once be "nice", it should be efficient and when apropriate, kill or arest whoever tried to/succeeded in fucking shit up, trying to upload 1 human is a perma or a long time in the cell on anyone with a brain, anything after that gets you a mouthfull of lead by anyone with a brain and balls to not fear a bwoink.

Second you tried to completely screw everyone in the station, plan it and execute it, you have shown to be a massive faggot that disrespected every single law about peacefulness and order. Why would anyone give you a shot or a ear if you planed to murder everyone and almost did it, it shows you are beyond redemption.

>>151859741

no we had this in the past when mommis could use guns and upload laws to the AI etc.

>>151859119

>Garryck

>talking any type of shit

>the man who would mute people if he got asshurt.

>>151866175
I know sempai
You are doing the right thing
Just don't word it like that next time, it's a little painful to look at

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>>151865758
You retard, you think once they try and upload a law that would kill everyone in the station and fail they would see the error in their ways and change to good? You are dealing with syndicate agents ingame, it's no RP solution to just let it go because "oh I'm sorry I want to help the station", jesus christ you are an imbecile and a bad roleplayer too. go back to bay drooling idiot

>>151866309
>the man who would mute people if he got asshurt.

What? story

>>151866379
Apologies for the repeated wording and shitty structuring, tad tired

>http://longedprey.x10host.com/showthread.php?tid=27
HE DID IT

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All should be sticky banned desu

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>>151867546
Let's stickyban this guy too.

Stop drama please, this is dumb and I'm sick of it.

>>151867758
Yes, he clearly dosen't give a fuck about the server anymore, dosen't matter how much good of a person he is

>>151868171
>he

>>151868279
>has

>>151868392
>autism

Denied Apply Again In 72 Hours

>>151868484
this is my body is on the astero

Ban everyone in the Discord, that'll purge the cancer that is slowly killing this general.

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>>151868961
yes, let's ban pomf.

also, most of our coders.

This cannot go wrong

>>151869179
Their sacrifice will be worth it, I assure you.

Please Vote

www.strawpoll.me/5815270/

>>151869451
Who?

>>151868961
Dude, it's the thread that's cancer, you just hate every place where you have to make an identity

>>151869451
who the fuck is father exlax and why is there no option that says '0/who the fuck'

how the fuck does githtub work? someone help me

>>151869912
Get on the IRC and ask.

>>151868961
Denied Apply Again In 72 Hours

Daily reminder that if you are an engineer setting up the singularity, you are cancer.

>>151869912
Go ask the queers in the Discord.

>>151870597
t. SME loving crybaby who wants to seem hip by picking the shitter engine

>>151869912
I'll help you if you suck my dick every day for a month.

>>151871748
haha sure i mean your dick is nonexistant so i might go along with this

Any actually good roleplay servers?

ERP is fine too I guess but I don't plan on doing any.

>>151871934
Vorestation, Erostation, Citadel. Other servers are trash.

>decapitate monkeyman and take out brain
>can't put player brain into it
>put head back and take out a magical second brain
>put player head in
>defib as catatonic
?????????

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>ALL THAT SHITTERY
>PURGED AI
>HOP HANDING OUT ALL ACCESS
>0 GENOMES
>0 GENOMES
>0 GENOMES

>>151871724
SME is literally superior in every single way. Name me one thing the singularity has over it.

>>151869285
>remove the server host/headmin
>/vg/station is no longer online
>no server to be banned from

brilliant, brilliant. so how's that going to work

>>151872373
Kills people.

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>Medbay team, sorry for being a shitter and not cloning again, but I am close to getting quite a set of superpowers"

>>151872510
How is killing people better than killing the whole universe?

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>>151872408
Crashing this server, with no respawn.

>>151859741
There should be a vault with a mommi law upload console

i installed discord whats the server

>>151872560
>As he says, four minutes before the shuttle's arrival

I kek everytime

>be mime
>can't call for help when I'm being fucked with, so I have to resort to self defense
>people get mad and beg for me to be banned when I do so
I see why no one likes this role now

>>151873703
>jennywakeman
>not a dumb cunt who was proven wrong several times in ooc
>every single excuse they tried to make was refuted
>eventually just says the whole conversation is a mess and stops responding

A++ shittery

>>151873703
Get back here, we're not done

>>151873703
Mime guide
>get set to arrest for an incredibly minor crime
>use force wall to evade arrest the entire shift

>Ran around killing people with screwdrivers to the heads, did not respond to ahelps. Yikes that attack log, that's at least 5 people dead

this is robust

What makes a Waifu good, what makes your Waifu your favourite?

>>151874285
>what makes a waifu good
not being called a waifu/ not being mentioned in the thread/ not shilling themselves

>>151873982
No, we are very much done, the admins know what actually happened and what you say happened.

No one's getting banned. I'm taking a vacation, I'll come back when you people fuck off back to wherever it is that you came from that made you think you can never be wrong and no one can ever make any mistakes at all.

I won't reply to any of you because I am closing the thread, fuck off you whiny babies

>>151874168
>killing people by surprising them
wow man so cool

I'm glad it's over

>>151874302
Just letting you know, i will metagrudge you every possible round from now on.

>>151874451
Apparently you weren't done

>Started some shit with some people, apparently over a call/recall war. Jumped in a mech and missed that people were asking them to get out of it. Said people, lacking a better option, started beating on the mech to force them to eject. Jenny starts killing people with said mech in self defence. Logged off during questioning '[15:04:08] Player PM from-JennyWakeman/(Nina): It's my mistake, but they have no reason to be so angry about it. I'm going to leave the sesson and log off for the day, give them time to cool off' Expires 2016-08-16 15:19:53

>>151874617
wtf i hate meta now

>>151874451
>No one's getting banned.

t. person banned

Stripped clown, "Sorry" "Just" "I fucking you". Harmbattoned clown to death and stuffed in disposals. Asked why he did it, he proceeded to do the same thing to the IAA. Literal griefer.

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>>151874451
so would you say that you dindu nuffin there, buddy pal?

>>151874763
I was banned for a different misunderstand
>Logged off during questioning
I thought we were done because I hadn't received a reply from the admin in so long

either way it's only one day, but I'm going to be gone for much longer

>>151874881
Don't worry, you're a good boy. Didn't do nothing.

>>151874451
>i should be allowed to griff
>i want to kill
>i am logging off bye
>gets banned
go back to hippie

>tfw afk life is going well so I don't have much time for spess anymore
I want you guys to know I still hate every last one of you

>>151874881
Admins don't need to reply back

Come back with a better attitude

>>151875183
Don't forget our ERP session Anon.

>>151874881
>I was banned for a different misunderstand
>we can all fucking see the ban reason

Wow you really are a lying cunt, aren't you?

>>151875386
I especially hate you in particular

>>151875183
I'm glad we can agree on something. I hate me, too.

>>151874881
>>151874451
>trying to save face in the thread after a ding dong bannu
If you are really concerned about your reputation then you shouldn't post about your fuck ups
It just helps people remember you better

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>>151875492
Love you too Anon.

guys i need your help its important

my body is on the asteroi

>>151857457
admins have the ability to revive people
they also have the ability to ban people

>>151875809
>filename
Post smug anime grill 5

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>>151876296
No.

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/ss13g/ I love you but you're bringing me down

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>"We don't have a ban culture"

SPACE RACE BUS WITH EUROBEAT TRACK WHEN

>>151876903
>DO YOU LIKE MY BUSSSSSSSS

>>151876903
SEC GLOCKS WHEN
ANTAG TORTURE WHEN
GENETICISTS NAKING GENETIC BACKUPS OF EVERYONE WHEN
ROLERBLADES WHEN
RECHARGEABLE PISTOL HAND FOR TRAITOR MIME WHEN
FEMALE AYYS WITH BRAS WHEN, I SWEAR I SAW TITS WITH THE TRANSFORMATION STAFF
INCREASED VOX AND GENERAL OPS RATE WHEN
BLUE SLIMES REMOVED WHEN
ADMINS NOT BWOINKING SHITER KILLING SEC WHEN
1.1 BUS UPDATE WHEN?

>>151877524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8&spfreload=10

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=20&p=14174#p14174

Reminder that lying to admins is NOT okay.

>>151877626
Ayy can wear bras though.

There was one that used to wear one and pants all the time.

>>151877953
what a shit mime

>>151877953
>Lying to Dragonbro

Fucking shame on him, he is the treasure of VG admins, the honey flam of the kitchen, of everyone to lie to, he lies to the best

Fucking disgrace

>>151877626
>female a*ys
Absolutely not

>>151877953
>I didn't see them say it
>responds 3 or 4 times

I can almost gurantee she goes "I WAS JUST SHAKING MY HEAD BECAUSE I WAS COLD"

>>151878357
It's time to stop posting, Dragonbro.

>>151878010
As mandatory or nah? Cause if not, should be.

>>151877626
>Antag torture
I've never arrested an antag who didn't ghost immediately or have a voice-activated bomb/freedom implant. I know they exist, but mostly only if you borg them immediately.

Nevill is probably the only guy who's a good enough sport to even sit in perma for a shift, which kind of sucks because Deff has a cool perma.

>>151869912
are you trying to upload code?
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/User:Wild_Bill/GitCLI

are you just trying to look at other people's stuff? go to github.com and look up the d3athrow/vgstation13 repository

>>151878501
Nobody is required to wear undergarments.

>>151869912
It's just a server that provides free git repositories.
>https://git-scm.com/documentation

>>151878617
What kind of shitty ass antags did ya get that wouldn't go along, that reeks of faggotry.

>>151877953
Holy shit.

From my perspective I made multiple mistakes, but nothing was intentional, if it seemed like I was responding to being told to get out I actually wasn't.
From what you posted of the log it legitimately looks like I was responding and that I lied to an admin, but I promise you I wasn't and I didn't.

Could you look any MORE guilty?

>>151877953
>Honestly I have no idea what you want me to say to make you understand that I know I'm the idiot here, that this is MY mistake and everything is MY fault, you're seeing this from your own perspective.

>>151874451
>>151874451
>>151874451

>>151879331
>From what you posted of the log it legitimately looks like I was responding and that I lied to an admin, but I promise you I wasn't and I didn't.

Logs are unreliable now.

>>151879331
Yea anon, someone forged fucking logs now, such persecution.

Shiters eat lead, faggots who lie to adnins get banned, take your fucking punishment with grace.

>>151877953
>"'m sorry for any trouble I've caused the admins with this, it was not my intention to lie or break any rules"

>lied 4 times
>IT WAS NOT MY INTENTION TO LIE

>>151880776
>I lied and caused deaths, angryness and was a general shitter.
>Didn't mean to do it though so I'm fine :)

JESUS CHRIST IGNORANCE IS NOT THE SAME AS INNOCENSE.

DON'T BE DIRECTOR COMEY, DRAGONBRUH.

>>151880380
>>151880776

if thats the case why has PunishedChiot come back form five+ permbans he does same shit.

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>>151877626
Was googling glocks for reference images and found this adorable abomination.

>>151865040
Have you ever tried putting it in a freezer?

>>151881313
Beats the fuck out of me anon, still, just because one shitter was given multiple chances does not mean new Whittier ones shouldn't be punished to begin with.

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>tunnel vision missing things in chat
>RESPONDED TO THINGS IN CHAT SEVERAL TIMES
>dragonbro missing the point that it wasn't the actions they did that warranted the extension, but the amount of bullshit they spewed in adminpm and ooc after

Come on DragonBro, you're better than this.

>>151881313
He doesn't lie, tho.

>>151881934
>clear chatlogs of them responding to them despite Jenny saying she didn't see it
>Dragonbro still thinks she didn't see

I guess dragonbro is as blind as she claimed to be huh

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>>151881661
Will 9mm be enough to stop the greytide? Probably not.

>>151882090

but he has a shit ton in the past

>>151882247
>but he has a shit ton in the past
Example?

>detective confiscates arcane tome
>HoS also sees it
>doesn't announce cult
okay

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>>151881934
The fuck is this shit dragonbro, ban the shitter, logs say mime is absolutely full of it, purposefully lied and had several times responded to assailants, mime made the situation, be the admin we need, PERMA SHITTERS
>>151882245
Still good baby, add em and I'll love ya.

>>151881934
>>151882093
>>151882353
I'm reading through these logs and I only see them responding one time and considering this guy's side of the story I don't think they intentionally responded that one time