Spessmen on a spess station - /ss13g/

/vg/station should change panic bunker target from bay to polaris :^)

RICKY, WHAT PART OF THE SINGULOOSE ATE TELCOMMS AND SHIT WASN'T CLEAR WHEN I SAID IT

WHAT PART OF SETUP THE AME WASN'T CLEAR

WHAT PART OF FIRE UP SOME POSIS WASN'T CLEAR.

SHIT WAS FINE. PEOPLE WHO WANTED BACK COULD COME BACK. IF YOU CARED SO MUCH ABOUT HANDS MOVE A TRAY OVER AND CRYOX SNIP NYMPHS WHEN YOU PASS BY. SHIT WAS FUCKING FINE BUT NO LET'S LEAVE FOR PEOPLE WHO'RE ALREADY GONE. THAT'LL REALLY FIX THE NEXT ROUND.

third for hyperspeed ultraloud fantasticlown

>>151923724
the AME was set up, you're completely retarded, my friend

power was fine, two SMESes were set up, admins blew the lights
the computers were still working, how can you not see that?
also reconstructing telecomms was impossible
stop throwing a tantrum and blaming poor old ricky you dumb cunt, never play engineer again unless you learn how power works

>>151923724
Holy shit you are fucking stupid.

Do paramedics ever use their cryo

>>151923787
No you deaf fuck. The APC's weren't charging because eng had a giant hole in it, telcomms was eaten and it's not impossible. You have to either shut off or destroy the old one and it works fine. Next time consult the fucking head of the department responsible for handling the problem at hand you fucking griefing cunt. It's entirely your fault. You just had to listen, go throw it up while I finished dragging shit over to get the comms back up then I could go see how cocked up eng got and putter on that while a total of fucking nobody helps and responsibility-less shitters cry for a shuttle cause the valids addicted sluts didn't get antag and they haven't gotten their daily dose of validhunting in the last half hour.

>>151924207
Perhaps you are addicted to building the same way you accuse anon of being addicted to valids

I'm not seeing much of a difference here, really

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>>151924207
rebuilding telecomms from scratch is indeed impossible as of now

>>151924207
>waaaaaaaaaah I WANTED TO AUTISM LET ME AUTISM GUYS I DONT CARE IF EVERYONE IS DEAD AND IT'S FOUR HOURS IN I WANNA BUILD! WAAAAAAAH FUCK YOU!

If you want 4+ hour rounds, fuck off to Bay or Polaris. Nobody here wants to sit around with their thumbs up their asses for four goddamn hours.

>>151926029
There was nobody sitting around. I told him to fire up the posi's. Anybody who wanted to play could play. I don't know how many went in the gateway but I was about to shove in a medbay of flatpacks and a comms relay into the gateway when comms got ate.

>>151926104
Nobody wants to fucking play after four hours, you goddamn retard. Get it through your thick fucking skull, NOBODY WANTS TO PLAY AFTER THE GODDAMN FOUR FUCKING HOUR MARK.

>>151926180
Why don't you get it through your skull. We had a whole away mission to fuck with and there's always more to research. muhvalids is fucking cancer.

>>151926295
Nobody wanted to play the Away mission, people already had.
Nobody wants to fucking '""""research""""", that shit is fucking boring.
Fuck off with your shit and either stop whining, or go to bay. Nobody is going to play after four fucking hours of the same inane bullshit when only three people are alive and the only options back into the round are playing fucking borgs.

>>151926373
Then go nymph people back or help fix shit and give trays, a disp, and seeds to me.

How about fuck off if all you want is counterstrike deathmatch and reset for more valids.. You're playing the wrong game.

>>151926373
You know what'd fix this?

MAMIs, or cyborg-human equivalents WHEN

>>151926512
We had MAMI's for like a week, what even happened? I think cluster made them.

>>151926487
Nobody was asking to play counterstrike, they were asking to be able to play the round they wanted to fucking play, do the gimmicks they wanted to do, and have actual fun instead of being at the mercy of a massive fucking autist who seems to think sitting around rebuilding a darkened shitheap with only 3 living humans and some slow, shitty dionae.

>>151926617
Fuck me, is fun.

Because sitting around, at the mercy of a 'WE BUILD WE BUILD WE BUILD REEEEE GO PLAY THE AWAY MISSION THAT EVERYONE ALREADY DID! GO DO R&D' autist, is not fucking fun, for anybody except the autist.

>>151926617
Glad to hear you agree. The ones who didn't already leave after getting their valids and left to other servers to get more got their valids and wanted to reroll for more instead of spending 10 minutes chipping in to fix the perfectly fine station.

>>151926754
Okay, yeah, you're a fucking idiot if you think I, or anyone else in this thread, agrees with you. I'm done with this shit, you are irreversibly, uncurably autistic and nobody's going to get it through your head why exactly nobody wanted to fucking stick around and watch you flaunt your engi-dick.

>>151926887
You're absolutely right, how dare engineering want to fix minor damage and tell people to help and brain people back into the round to get back to work. Totally buzzwordbuzzword.

>>151924864
Did you add wires, wrench, and screwdriver after finishing the machine?

This is important

>>151926512
Diona is way more fun than borg desu

>>151927518
this is not true

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>>151920748
But we don't have panic bunker anymore anon.

Fallout13 is the best thing to happen to ss13 in a long while

I was watching Braxton. You are a sick bastard.

>>151932175
what body?

Space squidlets when?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxuBwfNp2wk

Why is the Gyro the best drink ever?

>>151938981
What does it even do, besides making you spin?

>>151941607
It heals damage to your legs.
People mostly care about the spinning though.

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=22&p=14200#p14200

Reminder that the admins on this server are ACTUALLY talking about letting JennyWakeman get off scot-free for lying to admins.

>>151942275
>bullshit hard enough about not outright lying to admins and everyone else
>admins start focusing on different shit

Now I know how to get away with stuff!

>>151942275
>mentioned several times that it's not the IC thing that was particularly bad
>It was the lying and excuse spewing that warrants an extension
>admins gloss over this and focus on why they attacked the mech

>>151942275
>somehow being a foreign will ease your bans
We are in an american imageboard, playing in an american server, with an american host, why is this allowed? They shouldn't even be playing on the first place

>>151942275
>it involves SJ
>they focus on him rather than on the issue at hand

Get away with griff by involving SJ in your antics folks, he'll draw all the attention away from you.

>>151942954
dont worry kammerjunk will now vouch for this person

i'm sorry i tried but everybody around me was a traitor

>>151826138
>>151826138
>>151826138
>>151826138
>>151826138

Post in the original thread until it's dead you fucking cretins

>>151942275
>nuke being a retard once again
Fucking hell.

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>>151941738
is there a sekrit meta list of what all the drinks and foods do? roburgers are obvious but things like pumpkin hats, cherry earrings, or even the effects of coffee may elude some.

was beepsky smash nerfed on this server? or does it still knock you down? what about neurotoxin?

what are some new minor effects some drinks/foods should have?

>>151942275
>it is now okay to lie to admins if you flap your arms and scream that the logs are bullshit

>>151944376
There's a public meta list to all that and it's in the OP

Long since removed from coder butthurt

Every noise you hear is a tom jones song.

>>151944616
Im not seeing what your talking about in the OP. nothing in the fourm is like that?

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just fuck me up senpai

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more art for you

>>151944376
Beepsky smash doesn't smash you.
Gyro makes you spin and the ability to do a sick spinning kick
Joe coffee makes you feel like in a noir movie.

There's not a lot of effects from drinks

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>>151946005
never stop drawing, anon
i'll have your babies hit me up on vore

>>151946410
Amesiac or something paralyses you.
Neurotoxin puts you to sleep.
Lifeline is a better DD or something
Coffee removes dizzyness and speeds up wake-up.
Latte completely removes sleep.
That's all I can think of.

>>151944376
Beepsky smash doesn't do anything.
Coffee also does not do anything.
Neurotoxin is still neurotoxin.
We really don't need more effects for food or drinks.

Go back to TG.

>>151946730
why would his babies hit you up on vore

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>>151947004
i'll have your babies hit me up on vore too

>>151946410
Did Celt remove the noir storm thing?
It was fun as fuck

>>151944616
what list are you talking about?

>>151948667
It's just paranoia, don't listen to his drivel

>>151946935
coffee does lower wake up time and warms you up a bit.

>>151944376
Bustanuts give ZAS immunity, but I think they gib you, if you ever enter crit. There's also creosote oil, that gibs you, if you are overweight

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>not giving your waifu an origami heart

>>151953064
I've gotten hearts before but I've gotten harebells from the chapel and I think I prefer the flowers
At least I can eat those

>>151953419
We need more flowers. I want to give my waifu a bouquet

havent played this game for like 2 years, whats happened in terms of updates? Seen FTL13 on youtube is it good? What server is /vg/'s server

>>151953737
>What server is /vg/'s server

byond://game.yogstation.net:4133

>>151953507
There are sunflowers, novaflowers, poppies, harebells and reishi, that's pretty much a bouquet already, you could also get some of the xenobotany plants, that would make it even more diverse. We do lack a way of making the flowers a single bouquet outside of a tray though

>>151954158
cruel

>>151953419
Also, if this is who I think it is I told you I grew those in maintenance!

>tfw I am just waiting for the right round to mindbreak my waifu and force her to give me hearts and tell me she loves me. All in front of the useless slut she is always around.

>>151954830
who's your waifu?

>>151952767
Bustanuts make zas harder on you they don't gib you, where the fuck do you make these assumptions

>>151954830
They're both useless sluts you retard

They're all fucking useless sluts

None of them will compare to Terry or Natalya

what are some of the most horrifying plants you have encountered?

>>151924864
You have to add wires to the machines after they finish building.

>>151956353
Strangling kudzu, that injects sleep toxin and cyanide

>>151956353
plasma spewing plant
imagine splicing with kudzu and a plant with spines

>>151956353
I found a plant once that injected advanced slime toxin. I wasn't able to weaponize it though, since I was nonantag

Why do the science lesbians make gygaxes nearly every round?

>>151958872
I found one of those once as well, and of course I ate it.

I then proceeded to eat a chaplain that had bombed botany 3 times earlier in the round.

Rule 0 SJ when?

>>151959753
also SolariousGabriella

>>151958974
What else is there to do as a roboticist?

>>151959753
t. someone who hasn't played with SJ in game

>Log in
>who
>Sandy_Sand
>Log out

>>151963261
I don't like Sandy_Sand
It's coarse and rough and irritating
And it greytides everywhere

>>151963252
of course I have kammerjunk, he is terrible

>>151963252
I have
He's an obnoxious twat.

>>151963360
They're one of the biggest shits we have right now

>>151963472
>all he plays is mechanic and makes a fort or
>borer and sits inside people's heads

nice try

>>151963561
t. kammerjunk/sj

>>151963561
>he hasn't seen SJ as RD
>he hasn't seen SJ in med
>he hasn't seen SJ be his usual obnoxious twat self

>>151963775
Name one time since he's been back he's played as either RD or medbay

>>151946005
That's some good shit.

Is Nick Weller dead?

>>151958974
Because they want attention and are powergaming.

Kammerjunk is really trying to defend their boyfriend

>>151963919
A few months ago.

Not everyone is a complete newfag like you.

>>151964070
>Months ago
>since he's been back

Considering he's been back for two weeks, you've done a real good job of proving me wrong there, champ.

>>151963995
Yes.
We need someone else to remove birds.

>>151964180
>been back for two weeks

He's been around on and off for quite a while, sport. And for most of that time, he's acted like an obnoxious twat.

>>151964343
What did he do to you in game anon, do you wanna talk about it? :(

>>151964450
Calm down SJ/Kammerjunk

>take 6month break from ss13
>try to get back into it
>get slaughtered in public view within first 5 minutes every damn time
>no-one gives a fuck

or my favourite

>after 5 rounds of this shit finally a nice long comfy round in medbay
>literally nothing happens
>station is mostly empty
>almost no-one needing treatment in medbay
>shuttle gets called for no reason (literally nothing happened)
>guy murderbones the whole shuttle and everyone just kind of sits there and lets him do it.

It seems /vg/ players went byond being robust and it's now just a station of murderboners. no gimmicks, no RP, no fun, no work even getting done. Still fun though but fuck being dead 90% of the time is getting old.

Also a feature that prevented people from playing the same roles too often would be nice, as well as static names being removed. Random name/random body on everyone when?

>Medbay twerps keep coming to the bar and putting chloral and sleep toxin in the drinks

>>151964808
Static names are a cancer.

Come play as an Engineer. We don't kill each other.

>>151963360
>greytides everywhere
????

>>151964808
Bad post -1

>>151944376
>pumpkin hats, cherry earrings
they do things?

>>151964995
>>151964808
>m-m-muh staticnames is bad
>m-muh robustness
>m-muh anonyymosse we iz 4chinz fuck community friends is autism

spotted the losers who are incapable of socializing with other human beings in even the slightest capacity

>>151966195
sj please leave

best chef gimmicks?

>>151966495
dank weed in everything you make
make sure to make oven food only
just deepfry anything the botanist makes that isnt weed

>>151966495
Inject everything with psilocybin

>>151966495
special sauce :^)

hope a mommi builds you a nice conveyor belt to feed people

>>151966073
how about jet backpacks so you can have both? maybe make it so the backpack can only hold like 3/4 the normal item amounts and 3/4 the normal gas amount or something to balance it

or make it full but a tator item

>>151966495
Throw food at people when they pass you.

i want to murder and space ____!

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WAAAAAAAH
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
AAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

PLEASE UNBAN MEEE JESUS FUCK

I MISS YOU GUYS SO MUCH I SWEAR I'LL STOP BEING A SHITTER

>>151944376 Check the git repo.
It's linked in the OP.

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>>151968941
Okay, but first you gotta suck my nipples!

>>151969312
ANYTHING TO GET BACK TO /VG/ SERVER

even better if its anime tiddies

>>151969312
is there a full picture of that

>>151969751
nevermind

>>151919753
>op pic
is this doomstation or source map?

So, when are we going to rule 0 sj, solarious and sandy_sand?
If an admin could do that, that'd be fantastic.
I'm tired of disconnecting when I see their ckeys and i'd like to actually play.

>>151973446
how about fuck off to another server if a few people trigger you so much :^)

>>151966495
There's a cockroach in box station maintenance

Find him and start a farm in the backroom
Roaches = FREE food

YOU COULD NOT DEFEAT ME CLOWN
THUS I REMAIN: UNSLIPPED

>join shift at one hour in
>find 40 diamond in the course of 5 minutes
>DELAMINATION IMMINENT
Why didn't I join earlier

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>Can't space the shard because no suit offer good enough rad protection
>Rad suit that does offer good rad protection doesn't protect from fire, plasma or cold from space
>Saw engineering tumble down to nothingness while stuck in a shield generator, I'm protected from the explosions by the field
>Immediately die from rads upon managing to force my way out
>Coworker brings me to mining outpost
>Defibs me, stuck at -190 health for 7 minutes
>I was a tator objective

>AI's that can't sing "Just a friend"

baka desu

>>151974809
I came to get you out of the shield as the explosion happened, walked though the airlock into the tunnel before the AME, slammed into a wall and bled out because I could do anything but yell. We was having such a nice round too, apart from when I accidentally set science on fire.

>>151974809
medical hardsuits offer 100% rad and space protection so you only have to worry about the blasma

>>151968941
2hotchiots?

>>151964808
Staying alive tips
>maintain a one tile distance from your colleauges at all times
>figure out the round type as fast as you can and prepare appropriately. If it's been 45 minutes and feels like extended, it's probably lings, malf, or vamp
>as soon as their is confirmed violence on the station, arm yourself up with some sort of weapon chloral is best but it's megagay
>keep a station bounced radio tuned to 135.9 in your internals box
>be especially wary of people who are not where they are supposed to be
>the bar is usually safe until shit really hits the fan
>if the station gets bombed, get a hardsuit and get to the crater (probably bar or medbay) as fast as you can. no one ever bombs the same place twice, plus you get to hang out with the mommis while they rebuild.
>space is usually safe unless Felicity is a traitor
>if you are up against an insurmountable threat, be the hero the station does not deserve and get code red and an ERT called. You need 2 crew members with bridge access to swipe. Vox traders and mechaincs frequently have all access and love being unlikely heroes. IAAs and Lawyers have bridge access as of fairly recently so they can swipe as well.

Advanced dying tips
>always have your suit sensors on unless you are antaging or advanced greytiding
>if you don't carry and set GPS as sec you should probably just uninstall byond
>if you are able, use your last few seconds of life to scream your killer's name in all caps and the location of your attack >like this ARRIVALS MAINT VAMPIRE HARRISON

name your favorite melee weapon

>>151976015
Lit welding tool

>>151976015
chloral syringe on harm intent, followed by 2 injections from a second chloral syringe on help intent

>>151970807
Replace jetpacks with rocket boots. Instead of acting as magboots when turned on they act as jetpacks.

>>151976015
Venom sword with water+potassium in the stasis beaker
I actually never tried this, I gotta do it one day.

>>151976015
Serving trays for fun
Police baton for business

>>151964808
Sounds exactly like Goonstation!

>>151976252
>rocket boots
name and idea are dumb as fuck

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>>151976898

reica Carter Is a _____, _____ ______!

>>151977060
Lovely beautiful woman!

>>151976898
no yore dumb

>>151977060
is surprisingly well liked considering they are such an unrepentant shitter
or maybe they just self shill relentlessly and have created the illusion of a positive consensus

>>151977060
Normal over-discussed player
The only thing that stands out about them is that they buy wheelchairs to run people over all the time and the fact that they're a disgusting avatarfag

Why can't we talk about cool people like me

>>151977796
That happen a lot around here, it seems

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>Playing on fallout station as regulator
>rollin' around the streets on my bike drinking nuka cola
>fucking nigger raider looting dying people in the street
>throw a bottle at him as I roll by as he shoots at me
>ride around him as he keeps unloading his shit shotgun at me
>another regulator comes over and gets shot by him
>we both just beat his dumb ass to death
>get admin pinged for killing a raider who was just trying to kill everyone he saw
>round even had respawn
>get told I didn't RP properly and it was my final warning
Why does every fucking server have such shitty admins? What the fuck was I supposed to do, let him shoot me while I type out a response to him shooting me?

>>151978273
I've been playing and have fired on raiders and nothing has happened, you probably killed an admin / his metafriend.

>2hotdogs is now playing medbay
Avoid going there at all costs until the shitter gets banned

>>151980075
I thought he plays paramedic
That's not really medbay
Besides, useless idiots flock to paramedic all the time

>>151976015
Surgical Drill to the eyes.
You can hold the drill without it showing up on your character.
Also honorable mention to chainsaw arm.

>>151976341
>venom sword
I feel like I've never seen this in game. Is it a xenoarch find or something?

>>151981531
It's craftable, but it requires a hypospray.

Can mechanics copy the hypospray?

>>151981531
You construct it.
Part of the construction is the hypospray which is why you never see it.

Which fallout station is better? The USA one, or the "memes never change" one?

>inb4 both are bad kill urself

>>151982037
both are bad, kill yourself

>>151982037
both are bad kill urself

>>151982037
both are bad kill urself

I know JennyWakeman from another /vg/ related group. His understanding of the english language is pretty subpar, but even more so is his apparent intelligence.

He makes so many dumb mistakes, it's like he was dropped on his head a few times too often.

I am new and I've been reading wikis from other servers. My questions is: does /vg/station13 have any of the complicated combat stuff like wrestling or special grabs?

>>151982037
both r bad kys

>>151982897
You can grab people and toss them

>>151982897
There's no suplexing or shit like that, at best you can yellow intent grab someone and table them or throw them into something.

>>151982897
You can kick and bite people

>>151982843
He also apparently can't remember responding several times to instructions despite the logs proving he did so.

Here's a favorite quote of mine:

>From my perspective I made multiple mistakes, but nothing was intentional, if it seemed like I was responding to being told to get out I actually wasn't.
>From what you posted of the log it legitimately looks like I was responding and that I lied to an admin, but I promise you I wasn't and I didn't.

>>151983097
>>151983096
>>151982949
Thanks I mostly meant stuff I couldn't find on wiki and didn't know whether nobody bothered to write anything or it just wasn't on this server compared to other ones.

>>151982843
>His understanding of the english language is pretty subpar
>but even more so is his apparent intelligence.
i know where this is going

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Friendly reminder that I love each and every one of you.

Except you. You know who you are, you're nothing but a pile of trash and I hope you die in a plasma fire.

>>151983782
If you love someone you can obviously give their name.
So prove it and name every ckey that you love.

>>151983782
Yeah yeah, I yell at retard chemists who give me a beaker of iron when I ask for pills and now Im on your shitlist, well fuck off ya pampered cunt, better to yell and call em tards than splashing that shit on some poor sods face when he has low blood.

Fucking disgraceful, if that makes me on yer shitlist, so be it, Im glad to be there.

>>151983246
I know the logs, testimony AND people in OOC make me look guilty as fuck, but I can assure you, I'm NOT!

>>151984252
What if they really weren't though
What if this is all a giant conspiracy against this person

>>151983246
>He wasn't permaed for lying about this

>>151984363
It's incredibly easy to look up the logs for yourself, anon.

>>151982843
what /vg/ group

>Playing on the Fallout serb
>Overseer
>Tell the security team not to let in any fucking wasteland shits
>Legion attacks
>Try to break in through the side with thermite
>Leave through the front and attack them from behind
>They retreat, we have heroically defeated the Legion
>Someone in security lets in a bunch of wastelanders
>Get murdered by a wastelander
Fucking wasteland shits

>>151985282
/a3g/

do I have to be familiar with this normie tier bethesda game in order to dip my toe into this latest meme serbia?

>>151985902
>normie tier
>>>/trash/

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>>151985902
>Fallout
>normalfag bethesda game

>>151983246
it reminds me of a saying regarding American politics

(paraphrased) Long ago some asshole figured out that no ones goes to prison in DC for being incompetent, so from then on whenever anyone found themselves on the wrong end of a senate hearing they just make themselves look like an idiot.

>>151975414
underrated post. Can I save this Lori?

do I need to be familiar with the fallout franchise to enjoy the fallout server?

>>151986995
save away friend.
post your own tips if you have them.

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12:15 Log start. no security so I promoited a laywer to HoP, set the AI to NT defult. Lots of bullshit going on and shouting as well as something hitting the holodeck.

12:30 I promoted the lawyer and promoted Darius Woodward, an engineer to officer. We have enough officers now that I can feel safe and sent a report to centercomm, I'm going to go check medbay now and make sure the mix is good and the bodies are not piling up.
After that il wander around and see if anything is wrong.

13:20 I can believe I let time get away from me like this. The bird HoS (whatever his crazy vox name was) was caught as a changling with darius for murdering the chaplain.
I TRIED to hold a real trail but the thing turn in to a circus, naked women breaking in and officers stripping themselves, it was a shitshow. The verdict was a foregone conclusion considering we had to witnesses and no real defense to give him.


While that was going on chaos was taking over the station, there is multiple reports of shootings, viruses and rogue mechs. I'm considering a shuttle call but I guess I will go out and see what's happening first.

13:30 The virus is already cured and security has taken care of the issue in the chapel, no rogue mech it seems.

13:40 Made a real cryomix for medical finally, ate some really amazing chicken. Things don't look so bad but I'm going to let the crew vote on a shuttle call, lots of crew members have died and things are getting out of hand.
I also have this FEELING SOMEONE IS WATCHING ME.


14:00 I started a crew tranfer after asking the crew if they wished for a transfer. Other than that it's pretty quiet, a borg was dragging a shard around in the halls after some naughty joker left it in the bar.

This is my last log, this is captain Kiera Bullard signing off.
Kiera Bullard
This paper- 'Captains Log' has been stamped with the captain's rubber stamp.

>>151975414

good post!

Huh, a semi competent medbay shift I learned proper surgery on. Ain't that neat.

Chemists are still pants on head retards that give me beakers of iron and paramedics should have surgery access.

>>151987646
>paramedics should have surgery access.
If you order a surgery crate and get a switchtool you can just do surgery on roller beds / tables.

>>151975414
>>always have your suit sensors on unless you are antaging or advanced greytiding
Sometimes you want to turn them off.
Like during malf, rev, or when there is cult activity in science.

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>Join as Electric crab, MoMMI
>Zoom around the station making repairs
>Wander into security and see the HoS and a security officer spitroasting the chaplain on their proboscises in the execution chamber
>HoS is found out and put on trial
>A lot of time passes
>Build a comfy sauna in arrivals, Saigon Sam the engineer helps out
>A few people come by
>Get turned into an actual crab through bus
>Time to go home
>Sam has to help me with everything since I can't even open doors
>Reuben Potter eats me on the shuttle

>>151988493
Reuben Potter was a huge faggot that we kept killing then bringing back

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last round was weird,

thought the who undead thing would go away with a restart but it only removed that face

>be shaft miner
>speed run the roid and come back
at 12:10 with 5 diamond and 20 of everything else.
>asteroid impact
>i dig in to find syndie link
>when I go to accept it someone pushes me away before accepting
>the thing explodes and thats that
>diamond drill the roid for loads of money
>drop off materials again
>start hook shooting around
>ling officer Darius tries to bring me in on false charges of killing another miner
>sounds suspicious but go anyway, since in my experience shitcurity comes back 5 minutes later to ambush you for "we need to talk to you/resisting"
>he dicks around the interrogation rooms and leaves me alone for a while and says the HoS told him to arrest me
>then after what seems like ages drags me to a cell
>suddenly 2 HoS outside
>Darius is tased by the HoS Noah
>think im saved but he brigs me for 3 minutes" because I was already in the cell"
>buckled cuffed the whole time and no one is talking to me
>HoS Noah says bullshit about bluespace(lag)
>dick around the rest of the time

>>151988651
Clear chat to remove them.

>>151981880
No

>>151988725
I was the faggot scientist that pushed you away. I figured if you went rogue, we wouldn't get our sweet materials, so I sabotaged the wishgranter. Nothing personell kid, now back to work!

>>151987917
Wait, really? Is there no downside to it or is it more prone to fuckup?

What's the point of playing this game when pretty much everything you can actually do fun will get you banned? Especially when some admin's buddy does the same things to you 5 minutes later and manages to get away with it as "escalation".

>>151990550
There's a relatively high chance of failure when performing any step.
Just pop some bicard in them before you start. Anti-tox if you're fixing organs.

>>151990708
>muh metaclub

>>151990276
I should have put my ham intent on

>>151990817
If I'm essentially a clown surgeon, why bother, can't I just add a sensor to it to make it a surgery table anyhow, or is my memory foggy?

>>151990708
autism projects won't get you banned
valid hunting won't get you banned unless you fuck up and kill innocents like mikecari
rage caging won't get you banned
honking won't get you banned
rather severe greytiding won't get you banned

>>151991124
You add a scanning module to a reinforced table to make a surgery table, but close enough

>>151991197
I dunno man, I find that every other time I think something is valid and acceptable an admin will take offense to it, even if nobody gets hurt or inconvenienced terribly much in the process. Maybe this game just isn't meant for people like me

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>Get an apprentice, make him a drone, and send him on his way
>Die to my own fireball because I'm shit
>Somehow get made into a wizard AGAIN
>Have no idea how time stop works
>Die
I really need to stop being shit

>>151991292
Yeah,that's it, forgot its name, apologies since its 1 am.

>Finish suiting up to RIP AND TEAR xenos
>Wiz gets killed

>check the ban logs
>someone welded a couple of medbay doors and got permabanned
>someone else slimed theirself to to kill a player like it made them valid and got a few days of ban
you can't make this shit up

>>151991457
>turned into warden by demand
>someuses timestop on me in
>all my electronics don't work for some reason
>unzip shotgun
>get my first ever wizard kill
Was that you?

>>151991307
if you play Command, sec, or silicon you will get some boinks and bans from time to time.
But if you aren't playing these roles and you aren't ruining someone else's round, you will rarely hear from admins.
either you had some bad luck and ran into notnicemins, or you're shitter

try playing trader. they can get away with a bit more because the constant racism they deal with. just follow the inviolate and you should be fine.

>>151991775
>someone uses timestop on me in brig*
Wow, I fucked that up alright

>>151991307
>>151991807
Example: Had an admin threaten to ban me for standing around in the AI upload as an assistant, after the AI let me in. Reasoning being "if you're not a head you have no business being in there"

Also another round I had been going around with another player for a while, and they got into a fight with some other guy, they got beaten into crit so I jumped in to save them, but it turns out they were a traitor (had no way of knowing this at the time) and admin daybanned me since "you had no reason in character to help them"

Just feels like it's impossible to know how the admins are going to interpret anything before I'm getting threatened or banned. This stuff happened a few months back but I really haven't felt like playing much since.

>>151991896
In the brig? No, I used it outside robotics
That must have been harry

>pref scientist
>spawn in xenobio
>lesbos have research covered, so I decide to stay and do xenobio
>some animu fuck shoes up wanting to do xenobio
>they bully me the whole shift, attack me steal my id
>I eventually bugger off to do other misc sci
>come back to xenobio and they have turned themself into a slime
>trap them in the xenobio double doors and go about my day
I think it was Yuki something. She/he was a total shitter that would play a lot of HOP.

one of my proudest moments of space ever

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>decide to join in as hop
>deff
>fuck
>do some work, watch a clown be bullied and the usual sec recruiting
>wizard on station
>arm everyone up
>wizard shows up in my office
>get polymorphed into a lot of shit
>end up as monkey
>wander around trying to get revenge
>find the clown I helped earlier and he has the staff
>start biting him to get his attention
>he changes me into a catbeast
>get immediately gang raped by everyone on sight

It was fun

also

>get wizard later on
>learn fireball trying to test it
>still shit
>can't relearn spells in Deff
>get shitted on since everyone is armed up and I got fireballs and no hardsuit

fuck you duny

>>151992206
>trapped that faggot yuki in xenobio
GODS WORK ANON

>>151992030
on our server?
Do you remember the admin's names?

ahelp and ask for your notes.
use the timestamps to log dive.

>>151992480
Yeah, was on /vg/station, was several months ago though.

>>151992224
You can't relearn spells during raging mages.

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Has this been attempted before?
Sprites for the full-armor and ian beast mode are done, as well
Obviously WIP, but what do you think?

>>151992773
what

>>151946005
is anyone making a gallery of the art?
I wanna see the ones I've missed

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>>151991457
You can't fuck up as bad as I did once
>Decide to spectate round because fuck it
>Place myself at bar
>After a while decide to check on other shit and get absorbed
>An hour later I hear a BWOINK
>Apparently I was made a wizz and people were waiting like 30 minutes on me
>Oh shit
>Get everything in a hurry
>As soon as I teleport in I get fucked by a combat borg
>Admin's, ghosts, and my face when

>>151992773
can you not

>>151992773
Armour is very monotone and difficult to distinguish, had to read the filename to figure out what you were making, hair looks ok.

I know a fool proof way to win nuke ops 80% of the time 100% of the time
If you give me 100 pomf coins I will tell you.

>>151993104
booru, link in the op
>http://ss13.booru.org/

>>151977995
Who are you?

>>151993282
hair is in-game
as i said, it's still not detailed, it's in WIP so it looks monotone

>>151992773
plz stop

>>151993371
oh of course, thanks

>>151991683
>didn't respond to ahelps
Chances are if you're doing something shit, then instantly log off when someone asks you why you're just griffon. Even the shittiest excuse is better than "lol I welded medbay's doors time to serverhop and do the same thing elsewhere."

>>151993332
Locker ops, cyanide hypospray, 1-2 man stealth ops, pizza delivery ops

>>151993487
>>151993173
>>151992893
all me ;P

>>151993748
locker ops flukes more than 20% of the time

>>151992773
i use the hair i like it

Has there ever been a nuke ops team that did sometimes hilarious besides be fucking retards?
I know one time there was one in a chicken suit the whole time

post things you would like to see, i'll start

Raiders with pinpointers and an objective to get dat disk during nuke ops

>>151994316
There was a pizza ops where they decided to hold a full blown cooking contest in the bar, with the nuke disk as the prize.

Apparently CM is Xeno-mode with really gimmicky aliens and bullshit.

>>151995774
CM is filled with autistic snow flake RPers, and there's lots of waiting around.
also it has horrible admins
slaying xeno scum is quite fun though

t. played like 15 hours over there

>>151994579
Rollerblades, I want to make a roller disco bar and do JSR things with a tile painter.

How do I start a xeno infestation without killing myself?

>>151997162
Monkeys.

>>151997162
Very carefully.
I don't even mean that as a joke this time

>>151990550
>>151991124
You've got like an 80% chance of success on a rollerbed and a 60% on a table, it's about as bad as trying to fix someone's internal organs with a band-aid. It works in a pinch.

>>151992030
Play on less ARRPEEEEE servers. That shit won't happen to you on /vg/.

>>151996156
Yeah it's fun when everybody actually works together, but admins aren't above adminbussing though.
I was playing Maint. Tech and it became apparent that we might lose the ground battlezone so the CE set up a shield and booby traps outside engineering, but then an admin deleted the items inexplicably because it was 'super meta' and didn't bother warning us about it beforehand.

>>151997162
>Take face hugger to xenobio
>Put all the monkey cubes on the floor unwrapped
>Spray them all at once with a Fire ex.
>Throw face hugger into the pile
>Get into the spacepod you parked outside xenobio (or get a suit but pods cant be hurt by xenos)
>Watch as a xeno now has 20 monkeys to work with and explodes in population

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>>151997162
I recently spent about a week trying to get a capture a live xenomorph as a vox trader so I could sell it to centcom
Overall it went pretty poorly but I learned a lot.

>NPC xenos are immune to chloral autoinjectors and syringe guns
>NPC xenos can be revived with lazarus injectors
>Facehuggers cannot be revived with lazarus injectors
>shield generators and reinforced walls are the best way to cage xenomorphs
>when the APC powering a shield generator run out of power, it becomes impossible to turn the shield generator off
>Xeno nests occasionally spawn in the roid. Facehuggers from these nests are your best bet for hatching player controlled xenomorphs
>only player controlled xenos will ever evolve into queens

>>151998053
How do you capture Facehuggers live anyways?

>>151998214
you don't.
If you were dealing with roid huggers
>clear out the xeno nest of adult NPC xenos
>suit up a monkeyman with EVA gear
>bring it to the xeno nest
>push it towards a facehugger
>drag the hugged monkeyman back to your cage where it can pop safely

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>>151974763

>>151998214
One method the works ok is by taking a monkey cube to the site and making the monkey on the spot, the host must be alive before the hug so the monkey will get hugged before it diers and still have the egg in it. From there locker and weld the monkey to hold the xeno if it bursts (blood will come out of the locker when it bursts) the xeno is still inside and can be dropped where needed, do note that they can resist out of the locker so if you see gibs hurry up.

>>151998053
if you get a xeno queen/empress from pokeballs they can lay eggs and spit acid at things

>>151976341
Yfw the Mommi has a venom sword of polysmoke

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>fallout13
>find not one but two sets of power armor, take one of them to the vault's entrance to pawn it for medicine
>overseer tells me to 'FUCK OFF WASTELAND SCUM'
>break in and slaughter every secguard who shoots at me
>literally ignore everyone else
>Bwoink: "Please roleplay out your kills the kills your doing arent being roleplayed and you will be baned if this continues"

>it turns out the admin boinking me was one of the sec guard I killed

For the guy in OOC asking, I killette was using the newest service borg sprite.

Is Ashe and Felicity the most disgusting couple in the game?

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I hope I did a good job as a HoP

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>a round of nothing but robotics hell with Ziigzuu
>just hanging out and kidnapping catbeasts, fucking up making mechs and all that
>shuttle gets called
>people yell THERE'S A SYNDIE ON BRIDGE
>know what must be done
>run in there, kidnap him with my odysseus sleeper
>he tries to taser me
>he fails
>say "GOODBYE BOYS" and jump out the already-broken front windows with him in the sleeper
>he wasn't a syndie, just a very aggresive taser man
>ziigzuu was a tator but he didn't do shit because robotics hell traumatized him

>>151999843
>Want to play Fallout station but autistic and hate servers with a huge population

>>152000401

They actually broke up, both are available for the taking.

>>152000556
But the last couple of rounds they've been going everywhere together.

>>152000426
I WASN'T EVEN AGGRESSIVE, THAT OFFICER WAS OUT TO GET ME SO I DISARMED HIM

>>152000556
Proofs?

Is slipping people with banana peels overpowered?

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>>152000631
HoP here, that officer was as shithead and I was accussed of being a syndie too, sorry for not helping but I was too busy fucking laughing at the whole situation

>>152000754
if they're skeletons/plasmamen, slipping them at all is dangerous

>Log in
>who
>Sandy_Sand
>Log out

>Want to bomb medbay with a signaler bomb
>Have never done it before, ahelp about if im doing it right
>No response
>Guess that means im doing it right
>Turns out I was wrong
>get tabled
>No explosion
T-thanks

>>152001218
she's really nice to me and I like her

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Using the genetic power to read minds I robbed the whole station of their personal accounts, about $8,200 credits. And I learned two things. First off never confide in anyone that you've robbed the entire station. And second that RICHEST ESCAPEE only counts the money in your bank. Not in your wallet. So even though medbay chloraled me, stripped me naked, took turns farting on me, and cleaned out my wallet I was still the richest escapee because I had cleared everyone else's accounts. Richest with $499 Thank god there were no miners.

>>152001438
you absolute MADMAN

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>see bomb TTV bomb teleported into medbay.
>instincts take over.
>sprint towards telescience.
>see the would be bomber with the remote in his hand.
>HEART OF THE CARDS
>run at him drawing blood runes IRL to RNGesus for the disarm.
>instantly the remote is on the floor with the bomber.
>subdue and strip
>every possible piece of syndie gear and high risk contraband you can imagine on him.
>keep nothing and bring every bit of it to security for evidence.
>go back to the daily grind.

>>152001393
Honestly if they were a girl it would explain why they were so retarded

>>151946005
those are some fabulous syndies

>>152001542
>bomber not already detonating the bomb the second it gets teleported
shitty story not realistic at all

>>152001542
KEK
>>152001293

>>152001542
>Not instantly taking the bomb apart

>>152001858

I was in research and saw it poof in on the edge of my screen in the chem lab.

Why is ss13 dying?

>>152001985
Pain is headmin.

>>152001701
how are they retarded

>>152000690

>[19:06:37]SAY: Felicity Rivera/Harse Theef (@16,240,2) As Galactic Common : Stay away from me, ashe.

I just asked Felicity on steam and she confirmed it.

>>152002072
Not true.

>>152002241
I'm gonna need more proofs than that

Moonstation when?

>>152002241
ashe was antag and felicity knew/suspected

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>>152002241
Ashe was a syndie, i'm not surprised but-
>hugs lisa tovir soon after that

Kindly KYS and uninstall Byond if you do the following:
Not using GPS as sec
Not stunning and converting as Cult
Not doing pills as chemist/giving a beaker of x when someone asks for x medicine
Not understanding AI laws and being a shitter for not reading the simple wiki that tells you everything about the lawsets
Erping on the Serb, you have literally no excuse when shit like vore and such exist
Not cloning people as geneticist or at least trying to help out
Not toggling suit sensors unless special ocasion like Rogue AI or tatertots
Not giving the clown bananas as botanist and a chem sprayer filled with lube as the traitor mechanic/scientist
NOT FUCKING DOING YER JERB
DOING OTHERS PEOPLES JERBS 4NORAISIN
Being a shitter that yells WE BUILD after 3+ hour long shifts
Being a shitter to begin with
And finally, not being able to have fun unless you murderbone as antag/have valid/antivalid syndrome.

is the waifu dating sim done yet?

>>152002241
Lesbian secret #38: Felicity hates mech grav catapults becuase of Ashe.

How to kill waifus: make Vines that inject nutriment/cornoil and control the lipo supply

>>152004106
You think I give a shit if my waifu becomes fat?

Is it worth playing SS13 now that No Man's Sky is out?

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>>152004634
>No Man's Sky
lmao

>>152004805
/pdg/ is really a treasure. do you have any more of these saved?

>>152004106
>implying people don't like their extra thick waifu

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>>152005110

>>152003254
>Not toggling suit sensors unless special ocasion like Rogue AI or tatertots
How do you think rounds would go if everyone except traitors had sensors on?

>>152005195
>You fail to push ______'s fat ass out of the way.

>>152005727
I want to push julias fat ass out of an airlock!

>>152005806
I want Julia to accidentally sit on me with her fat ass!

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>>152005110

Can we prove that the station is actually in space? What if it is underwater?

>>152006076
Well, for one, you can look outside
Or you can break a wall and watch as the air leaves
Or you can jump out an airlock and drift endlessly

>>152006076
You can die in space from lack of pressure, not excessive pressure

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>>152006076

>>152006076
Fun fact, if you go through the posters in the game there is one that has the flavor text describing NT's old station for plasma research as being under water.

>>151945582
We have a public repo. You can use ctrl-f faggaroni

>>152005896
hi killette

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>tfw doomstation is dedder than ded
RAILFIIIIIIIIIIIST I HAD FAITH IN YOU!
YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE

>>152003254
hi killette

I want to fuck Rail, then give her hugs and have a relationship with her! I wish she'd come back, she's my waifu.

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>>152008405
Oh you poor ignorant anon...

Don't you worry a hair on your head.

>>152009061
im not in the discord and dont plan to be

>>152009016
hi killette

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>>152009159
it's not the /vg/station discord.

>>152009061
fuck the discord and all the discord fags

>>152009314
>literal meat lubes
Shiggy diggy

All I did was sing this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0 and people thought I was a cultist. I even had an implant.

>ghost just flies into viro and chills
>find some rando left in cryo a minute before shuttlle arrives
>flashbanged to death on shuttle
What was that round

>>152003254
>the simple wiki that tells you everything about the lawsets

hi dylan I take it that colon marines shooed you away

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giving the chaplain a claymore was the best idea

>>152009553
Cultists can have implants. Implants just stop conversions.

>>151958974
Cause they should? SecSci having a bunch of mechs lying around help them handle shit. Not that you pussies don't puss out at the sight of an overmindless wave of blobs anyway

>>151964808
We've done full random, it was fucking nothing. You still knew the lesbians. You still knew bob dylan. You still knew all the shitters cause they were still shitters. All the homos still homo'd it up it just took an extra line of dialog to find another homo

>>151964995
>tfw any time anyone turns on their dept
Feels bad m8

>>151992773
We don't need even more memeshit shitting it up. No.

>>152003254
Ican'tthinkofanameritenow uses the wiki as his soapbox so a lot of shit is just his headcannon and can't be trusted.
Station time 21:46
WEBUILD!
WEBUILD!
WEBUILD!
WEBUILD!

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>>152008405

please forgive me for murdering, I just felt too much pressure to do something since I had no idea where my target was
I don't play antag because I'm a shitter, but also because I feel guilty doing that stuff ;~;

>>152003254
What's the Vore IP anyways? I want to see it for myself.

>>152009769
were you the faggot in the mech? couldn't even deal with me as a janitor lmao

>>152001293
sorry for the lateness but here is what happened
>be doctor in medbay
>JC A BOMB!
>it was right next to me so I pick it up
>it doesn't even have a signaler attached

>>152009834
no, I was the paramedic who killed only 2 people and then just decided to fuck around with mindbreaker in the syringe gun
and then Felicity came into chemistry while I was loading it I feel most guilty for shooting her then even though she just cured herself instantly

>>152006076
I want to make an underwater station.

I want to make Sealab 2021. SS13 is the perfect game for it.

>>152009407
not the /vg/station discord. a discord of a secret society that watches from afar.