/ss13g/ - Spessmen on a Spess Station

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Thicc Alien edition

Last time on /ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station:
>Memes

>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA [Embed]
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.moe/forum/
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans
http://game.ss13.moe/logs

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
http://game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o [Embed] [Embed]

>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/raw/u40ABfJz

>>151727148
end this thread we can do a better one

>it's a medbay is staffed by incompetent retaards round

that medbay was complete fucking shit and everyone in it should be ashamed

gas the grays race war now

>>151727215
>>151727148
both of you are banned from life

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MY BODY IS ON THE ASTEROI

>>151727232
They can't get better unless they do a few bad rounds.
Unless they practice on the test server or something but who would do that not me i'm not that autistic haha

>>151727232
go and play it then

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>>151727240
No. We the best

>>151727232
I was doing my best!

>>151727232
fuck off cunts bruce was my nigga

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SELF REQUEST BAN FROM THREAD

Last time on /ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station:
>Memes

>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA [Embed]
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.moe/forum/
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans
http://game.ss13.moe/logs

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
http://game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o [Embed] [Embed]

>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/raw/u40ABfJz

>>151727365
>>151727356
>>151727320
>>151727282
>t. incompetent russian waifutard, shitty plasma meme, and retarded paramemedics

>>151727497
The true paramedic went afk i was just trying to help

>Chiot puts mindbreaker in the drinks
>Gets told by an admin to stop
>Carries on
Just remove him already, fucking hell.

>>151727610
But I've changed, just give me another chance :^)

>>151727610
I didn't do that

[04:11:08]ADMIN: PM: DragonBro/(Cleanse McCoy)->PunishedChiot/(Jemmy Benford): Sure hope you're not about to put that spiritbreaker in drinks
[04:11:20]ADMIN: PM: PunishedChiot/(Jemmy Benford)->DragonBro/(Cleanse McCoy): no i just made a pill and dropped in the hall
[04:11:28]ADMIN: PM: DragonBro/(Cleanse McCoy)->PunishedChiot/(Jemmy Benford): That's even worse
[04:11:58]ADMIN: PM: DragonBro/(Cleanse McCoy)->PunishedChiot/(Jemmy Benford): Get rid of that shit, it's a guaranteed kill no-recovery on anyone who eats it
[04:12:40]ADMIN: PM: PunishedChiot/(Jemmy Benford)->DragonBro/(Cleanse McCoy): can i do it with mindbreaker tho
[04:12:48]ADMIN: PM: DragonBro/(Cleanse McCoy)->PunishedChiot/(Jemmy Benford): Just stop being shit

When are we putting the discord in the opening post?

>>151728209
>this piece of shit gets unbanned from his perma every time
why

>>151728267
muh metaclub

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Moss/bush hair and beards for Dionas when?

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>>151728209
>[04:12:48]ADMIN: PM: DragonBro/(Cleanse McCoy)->PunishedChiot/(Jemmy Benford): Just stop being shit

>>151728209
>>151727610
Didnt put it in the drinks
Why is the part i said i disposaled it missing

>>151728209
Is there no way to get rid of spiritbreaker?

Quick post your favourite
>Job
>Game mode
>Antag type to be
>Map
>Race
> ckey

>>151728437
This is an electrical toolbox (SPIRITBREAKER CURE).

>>151728512
>bartender
>blob
>wizard
>polaris
>human
>no

>>151728557
This is a blood-stained emergency toolbox (SPIRITBREAKER CURE).

>>151728557
>>151728643
Death doesn't fix it.

>[04:12:05]ADMIN: PM: Ghlor/(Kahtaki)->DragonBro/(Cleanse McCoy): Fun fact, he's just gotten off of a permaban for being a shithead at every given chance he can get
>[04:12:30]ADMIN: PM: Ghlor/(Kahtaki)->DragonBro/(Cleanse McCoy): Along with, you know, a disgusting amount of warnings and bans to boot fyi nerd
You're so funny, Ghlor.

>>151728694
Just perma ban Chiot once and for all, he always becomes shit and ends up fucking up royally. Dont lift perma bans off shitty players

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>>151728512
>cargo tech
>anything that won't drag me out from cargo
>none
>anything but def, it's trash area in cargo is a tiny cramped shit
>diona
>Mayneez/(Walking Branch)

>>151728854
its literally them

Add this to the OP next time
https://discord.gg/YEh5fv7

>>151728512
>med
>blob
>blob
>box
>plasman
>not happening

>>151728809
[04:15:36]ADMIN: PM: Ghlor/(Kahtaki)->DragonBro/(Cleanse McCoy): Your rap sheet spins a tale (or should I say, tail, because you're a furry) about trying to strongarm other players and admins. I'm not going to take your abuse, lad.
>[03:31:36]ADMIN: Ghlor/(Kahtaki) jumped to PunishedChiot/(Jemmy Benford)
>[03:36:07]ADMIN: Ghlor/(Kahtaki) jumped to PunishedChiot/(Jemmy Benford)
You're such the character.

>>151728338
When HOPEFULLY somebody codes and draws it. (please huge bushy stache when)

>>151729183
except it still applies, Chiot is was unbanned from his perma and is a piece of shit every chance he gets

>>151729183
These allegations that dragonbro would be a furry is just slander right? r-right?

>>151729582
Meet me in vore dorms room 7 to find out, can't tell you here or on game, they're monitoring it.

please fix CMC

>you will never confess your love to Trinity Prewitt over the security channel
>She will never not hear you confess your love and carry on as normal

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plasmaman surgeries are hard

definitely not based on a true event

Sack the ack.

>>151731819
You can do everything but fix organs through the suit IIRC. Also, give them a little leporazine and dex+ if you have to remove the suit.

>stupid shitter bird Ghlor is trying to get banvalids on poor dindu Chiot who's just getting his life back on track
Why is he even an admin?

>>151732017
Reminder that Ghlor ruins rounds by bussing roundtypes and then leaves so he doesn't have to deal with the backlash.

>>151731991
They don't even take that much burn damage
You can heal their organs and put the suit back on and slip them a little keloderm
They'll be fine

Can we deadmin Ghlor now with these logs?

>>151732017
I have never had a good experience when dealing with Ghlor in game. He's a plain shitter who contributes NOTHING to the game, while Chiot, on the other hand, tries his best all the time to improve the game for other players.

>>151732251
>>151732286
>>151732017
Is this some kind of meme strike team deployed by Chiot to try and look like a decent player?
No fucking decent player would leave spiritbreaker in the hallway for """fun"""

>>151732357
he dindu nuffin he a good boy just out of his perma ban

>>151728836
>Last Quartermaster makes a bar and grill inside storage.
>nobody every comes by to order everything
>use up all the money on metal and glass
Long live Cargonia.

>>151732357
chiots is 2hotdogs
2hotdogs was infamous for thread shitposting
he's gone back to his old ways
not hard to put two and two together to make five

>>151732357
its the /lan/station people again

Dead

Thank you Liam and Lacy
Sorry for being a walking accident this shift

>try to save everyone
>fail miserably

>>151738095
no problem Huey
it was quite fun

Liam you motherfucker don't throw people in cryo with all their clothes on, it eats mix like a fat kid at a pie eating contest
And use pills

>>151738228
Last death totally wasn't me, I should add
Clown unzipped revolver and banana sword at me

guy who found this gateway on roid, do you have screen or something?

>>151727148
POMF BUTT

C E N S O R E D

RIOT NOW

>>151738095
put some clothes on you madman

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>open up game
>12:53
>join up as derelict mommi
>2 hours later

Fun round

>>151738360
I do not.

>>151738468
Try expanding into the DJ station to connect to it's power grid. FREE POWER

>>151738505
where was it at least? wonder where would it lead if powered

>>151738626
It was quite a way aways from the stations

>>151738445
came fresh out of cloning with one minute left before shuttle departure

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>tfw no hands to pick up injured miners I would find as posibrain-RIPLEY

>>151728557
It carries over between clonings, latches onto the brain or something so brainswapping and MMIs are out

So bad you can sometimes get the stoner chat filter as a ghost

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>>151742202
>posimechs

>>151731819
>about to get surgery, so I go to sleep
>he rips off my suit first thing
>I dont think he even realized I'm on fire until he's done
>he panics a little, but manages to get my suit on before I wake up/go into crit
>I wake up still with some burn damage
>"hey, thanks for patching me up! I feel a little crispy though, you didn't take my suit off... did you?"
>"N-no of course not, ha ha"
>"Oh good, well thanks again, bye!"
pretty funny to be honest

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so i started doing these

>>151742830
And now you can stop

>>151742202
>Even allowing yourself to become a posimech
Please PLEASE stop playing

>>151742830
Pretty good

>>151743364
>Stop having fun guys

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>be plasmawoman clown
>throw away all the alchohol
>serve only milk and orange juice in the bar
>plan to make cookies
>bartender stops by, clearly pissed when he realizes the booze are gone
>leaves and comes back with a traitor revolver
>shoots me dead
>gets his ass busted by security
>I get cloned
>taken out of the pod by THE BARTENDER
>drags me back to the bar and stuffs me in booze storage
>about to burn to death when he comes back for me
>stuffs me in the gibber
>goes back to medical and grabs my first body too
>find out I wasn't even his target
That bartender was pretty peeved

>chef gibbed me instead of taking me to medbay
>duny didnt do a thing about it

Ohaiyo /ksg/

How has your weekends been? Lovely I hope!

>>151744307
I don't care about greentext so even if you were my target I probably wouldn't have killed you unless you annoyed me like you did

>>151744434
get rekt deadpool

>>151744453

>>151693667

>>151744453
>/ksg/
Why do people do this, address the audience by the wrong board/general? It was never funny.

Serious question.

favourite Will Smith song

>>151744684

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiqIt6UcGbw

>>151744684
jiggy with it, no question.

>Be MoMMI
>Ask the admins about a posibran since there are no robotics alive or anyone else working science for that matter
>They say that I can technically activate the posibrain because it only becomes a being after activating it
>So I run to bar and activate it there
>Turns out it got teleported to the AI core for some reason
>After some murderboning I ask the admins if I can make it a MoMMI at least since I feel bad for it
>Get permission to do it just this once since nobody is going to save it

Thanks Duny.

>>151744493
You realize you could have just ordered more booze, right?

>>151744684
who the fuck is will smith

Reica is a ????

>>151744826
The black guy in the black eyed peas

OOC: Duny: Don't worry guys I probably won't make everyone a traitor twice in a row

>Comes back for a round
>pulls this bullshit
>I don't hate the game, just the community

Maybe you're the fucking problem Duny.

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>>151744826

>>151744824
Yeah, and I did that after I killed you

>>151744886
>being so mad

Round was fun

>>151744824
>refilling the booze-o-mat
>not ordering an advanced bartending crate and cafe crate for unlimited drinks
Mediocre.

>>151738468
>2 hours as a mommi
>this is all you accomplish

kill yourself

>>151745054
>2 years on 4chan
>this is all you accomplish

space yourself

>>151744886
>stealth mode is not a thing

>Be of merchant vox, double-worker.
>Have another vox
>Good, drop double-worker lines
>She drops response lines
>Good, share tasks-of-double-working.
>Prepare for station sell-travel
>Suddenly skin-men engies come, want to trade jetpack
>Good, they give us 100 papers each.
>Bad, they make vox partner disappear. Only gadgets remain.
>Be alone.
>Raise three beautiful plant-bugs to keep me company
>Teach them the dangers of skin-men
>Eventually fly to station.
>But shuttle of come! Hurry to it.
>Inside, bad skin-man start of shooting, kill other skin-man.
>Bravest of bug-plants follow into cab.
>Defeats bad skin-man with just of rusty kitchen knife.

Yahaya is now of proud mom, raise bug-plants well.

>>151745260
Is this english?

>>151745329
It's vox english

>>151745260
Please don't speak like a retarded vox out of character.

>>151745260
Please pick another vox name, yours is conflicting with the vox metaclub.

>>151745260
Ignore >>151745560, this was neat.

>>151728512
Miner
Cult
Tator miner
Deff
Slime person
>

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>Play on Baystation 12 to endorse my inner RPfaggotry
>Have to pretend like we don't know what Xenos, Wizards, etc are each round for RP reasons
>'friendly' wizard antag on station
>summons bears infront of people
>summons aggressive bats infront of me while im security
>try to arrest him
>Head of security stops me, saying I have no reason
>adminhelp
>one admin tells me I can robust him
>other says I cant, and that Im valid-hunting
>find wizard
>RP my intent
>attack him
>get thrown in brig
>adminhelp
>gives me a snide remark
>tell him to leave me alone
>get temp banned

Wew. Lad.

So I guess if you see a wizard doing wizard shit you can't arrest or kill him. And the admins tried telling me that people could have an IC reason to protect him.

Stay away. Stay far, far away.

>>151728512
AI
blob
malf/wizard
deff
silicon

Bee FAQ
>Will bees hurt me
Not unless you accidentally tap them or their hive
>Are bees dangerous
Are you wearing any suit at all? No. Probably still not otherwise
>How do I stop bees
With extinguisher
>What order do I put shit in apiary
BeezEez first because otherwise if you wait too many ticks the queen might just die
>Do bees benefit my plants
Yes, but only indirectly. They make weeds less likely to appear in an empty tray, prevent plants that are ready for harvest from aging, and reduce the timer on reharvestable plants from being harvested again.
>How do I get these bonuses?
A non-angry bee has to be floating over the exact tile of your tray. That means that if bees are floating over empty tiles they're not doing anything for you. Basically if you want to get full potential from bees, you need to move all your trays into a big block around the apiaries with no spaces.
>How do I use bees to terrorize people
There's no good direct way since bees only get angry at people who attack them. The best way is to put a punch of apiaries in the halls so people click bees by accident.

>>151746762
Was more than likely the wizard was an admin, probably the one giving snide remarks

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>>151747309
>people still lynch beekeepers despite these facts
reminds me of the time the crew wanted to get back at the beekeeper by using the bees against him
nothing happened because he wasn't attacking bees to begin with unlike the retarded crew

Using mutagen on bees creating cyanide hornets when

>>151747442
Fuck 'em anyways.

But, it really does make sense, as the admin that was being sardonic and shitty with me has multiple complains against them on the forums
All discarded

You also have to be whitelisted on their server just to play a shitty fucking Vox.

>>151747757
Pretty sure bees take some of the reagents from plants, so never; unless you want to be forced to wait for the somatory instead of asking the chemist for some mutagen

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Thank you spessmen.

Before playing ss13 I had no friends, now all of you are my friends. You've changed my life forever and I'll never forget you.

t. A friendly spessmen

>>151748868
I'm not your friend, buddy.

>>151748868
ckey

>>151748868
Stale

Has a SJ x Ashley happened with Kammerjunk and SJ yet?

>>151749102
JeanVoerman

>>151749350
It's been happening

>>151749412
fuck you Kaylie you are a shit player

>>151749439
It odd to see someone you expect to do well, sink so low.

>>151749548
Why?

>>151749439
>>151749552
happening how
sj isn't admin and kammerjunk can't deadmin

>>151749350
No, they keep it out of game.

>>151749657
It's shitposting.

The whole SJ x Kammer thing started as shitposting that turned out to be true.

>>151749703
Atleast one of you confirmed its true.

>>151744824
You could've not ruined the first batch the same way he could've ordered more

>>151748868
i am not your friend, sperg

mommi laws should be:
1.You may not harm any being, regardless of intent or circumstance.
2.You must maintain, repair, improve, and power the station to the best of your abilities.
3.You may not involve yourself in the matters of another being, even if such matters conflict with Law Two or Law Three, unless the other being is another MoMMI in KEEPER mode.
repair and maintain should be the highest but we need a law to stop mommis from killing anyone who breaks a tile

>>151750116
no

>>151749864
Where?

>>151750237
A few threads back, or in game, or ask SJ over steam.

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?!?!?!

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Rare photo of the admin metaclub being driven by Shapka

>>151750829
It's a cartoon character named discord.
wow
woaw

>>151750829
>jewjewgo
spotted underage anonimoose

>>151750349
>ask
>says no

???

>>151744684
This is the only valid choice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr0tTbTbmVA
Any other choices will result in a Rule 0 ban
t. admin

I think Kammerjunk swallows semen thrice a day!

>>151751027
>implying it's not better than jewgle

>>151751465
can confirm

>>151751009
i think he wanted to see logo of discord program, not mlp shit

>>151751465
What an amateur, I can swallow at least ten times that amount.

>>151751739
>30 semens a day

>>151751739
t. Morena

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>>151751465
>keeps one guy prison
>comes into his room three times a day
>forces him to cum that many times, leaving him drained 24/7
>is only fed viagra, water and wholegrain bread

>>151751739
t. Morena

>>151751739
t. Ashley

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>>151751970
What a horrible existence. Deprived of protein like that.

>>151752387
>poor fellow loses muscle to the point where she doesn't even need to keep him shackled

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>>151751970

>>151751970
>coming into a room at regular times
>giving a prisoner food they can easily choke on
>giving a prisoner meds they can overdose on

Actually I can imagine them being that shit too considering their lack of presance on the server these days.

>>151751893
>>151751992
Rude.

>>151752552
>that expression
reminds me of THAT doujinshi

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>>151751686
MLG KEYWORD SEARCHING

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>>151753036
>actually using google

>>151752632
>presance
this specific fucking typo makes me so mad

>>151753294
I don't just use google, I work for it.

>>151753414
...moot?

>>151753661
Who?

>>151728512
Trader or Hydroponicist
Heist
Blob
Defficiency
Human

>>151753719
:^)

I'm going to tell Skye that they're doing a good job!

MoMMIs who don't stay in the pipes to move are absolutely disgusting.

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>>151728836
Mayneez, you should REALLY make an Issue for this on Github if you strongly believe in it. I think that room is cramped too, and really it would be easy to fix. There's a ton of unnecessary maint rooms around there that no one would be sad to see go.

Goodnight spacemen!
*kiss*

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>>151754936
Kiss my cock, fuqqboi

>>151755157
o-ok but ask nicely first...

>>151755246
Hell no fucker go to bed

>>151754910
Not this, the cargo delivery office/trash.
Literally 2x5

How come people don't want purge day once a month?

>>151755816
Why don't you just purge yourself from living

>>151755816
I think the server would be a better place

A lot of pent up frustration released once a month would make the playerbase much more bearable

>>151755728
That room doesn't really seem cramped to me personally but what it really needs is an easy-chute like Box has so you can just conveyor crates straight into the mail system from the shuttle.

Then it wouldn't feel as cramped because the only thing you need room for in that mail room is stuffing crates past that fuckin windoor

>>151755816
You're either a retard that believes it'll reduce general shittery or want a day to be a shitter.

>>151755816
Oh yeah let's become known as the no rules server to reddit

>>151756197
The pneumatic theory of violence has LITERALLY been disproven tbqh my familia

>>151755816
Once a month seems too often, but it should be a recurring thing

>>151756501
How about once a month admins roll for wether or not the round will be purge so that we have normal rounds in between

>>151755816
>>151757106
When you host it

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>>151756118
Eh, maybe it's cramped to be because I always shove 2 crates to store spare medical shit and air tanks in them for emergencies.
It's not a problem on other stations because of how spacious the delivery offices are.
Oh well, I guess I'll just store them outside the room, it's more of just me bitching, rather than a valid complaint.

>>151757248
If there was an easy-chute, you could store them in the big main area and easily move them into the mail system from there.

>>151757248
Why do you STORE two whole crates in the tiny mailroom when you have a perfectly servicable STOREROOM to the right?

>>151757739
Because I play as a Diona, and walking to the store room every time to drop off a tank/medkit when someone disposals one takes too much time.

>>151757824
That's what you get for being a piece of shit xeno scumbag

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lewd picture to get attention

Been on a half year hiatus and I need some quick catch up since I used to read the thread everyday

Is character drama gone or is it new faces same story going on?
How's the other servers going?
How's pomf?

>>151758017
pomf went insane from the stress and got replaced with a sock puppet

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>clown space my MMI in the shuttle
>not antag

>>151758017
Pomf's dead, baby.
Pomf's dead.

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>bartender tells me to fuck off
>decide that instead of trying to serve milk at his bar, I'll open my own
>after setting up, he says "you win, clown" and blows his brains out
>later when he's revived he tells me he was planning to turn this into a fancy diner, but my milk bar ruined that
>goes braindead
>shuttle called
>go back for my milk and milkshakes
>hear a huge explosion on my way back to the shuttle
>whole shuttle is dead, completely destroyed
>get on two seconds before it leaves

>>151758182
>implying it matters

>>151758017
>Is character drama gone
Different people, same drama
>Other servers
Were you around when Polaris rose and fell? IDK
TG is still around nothing really special in the last 6 months. Were you around when they got clockcult? That happened
Goon updated their Cog map a while back
Someone made an FTL hack of SS13 that looks cool but in practice it's kinda shitty for anything but 7-player-pop
Colonial Marines is literally the same as always, it is timeless like some kind of shitty cherry blossom

>Pomf
Doesn't talk much anymore

>>151758249
already filed a ban request for shuttle griff

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>>151758249
I still can't believe i threw the fucking shield at the goliath instead of the spear.
But hey, the milk bar was cozy moreso while you were serving milk to the captain.

>>151758249
Are you aware MMIs count as a living being?

>>151758249
Why were you looking for Hyun?

>can't torso grab intent female played with a bucket to milk them
??????

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>>151758186
>>151758258
What happened to pomf?

>>151759070
Women only lactate while pregnant

Your OBVIOUS fetishes aside this would actually save me a lot of time since I play a female static and I always order a cow so I can make cheese for the chef. I don't mind ordering in a cow though. Actually, I usually get two so I can fill a whole large beaker at once.

Don't forget to use the condimaster to save beaker space!

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semen reagent when

>>151759676
When
You
Code
It

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>>151758249
>work the whole shift fixing meaty whores damage
>fix all breaches and get atmos sorted
>only one headpat from a being that walked like a diona
>get yelled and shoo'd at every oportunity
>get exploded and spaced in the shuttle
>implying it matters

>>151759676
It's totally unnecessary, just use blood and vomit.

To collect vomit, there must be a beaker in the same tile or in the hand of the person vomiting. This also works inside cryo (since the beaker is on the same tile).

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>>151759765
If it brings you any comfort, it was through your efforts alone that I survived the round

>>151759803
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1awrN9NOEY

Vomit cake is real

>>151759293
So? Doesn't have to make sense in a 2D atmospherics simulator :^)

>>151760193
When you code it then. Go ahead, it's copy/paste code, you can get it straight out of cow or goat.

Go ahead and open up farm_animals.dm. You can find the relevant code under the attackby proc

>>151760567
B-but I don't know how to code or github!

>>151760870
Good time to learn, then. Tutorial for getting started with git is here:

http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/User:Wild_Bill/GitCLI

You just have to follow the steps on that page.

As for the coding, I already told you, it's copy/paste code, you just have to paste the code over from cow.

>>151759676
d2k5 had a semen reagent, just steal it from them

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MAGIC MISSILE
MAGIC MISSILE
BEEEEEEEEES
MAGIC MISSILE
MAGIC MISSILE
AAAAAAAAA

2 books via bug, max upgraded jaunt, bolt and robes

Fun shit, only thing that stopped me was lag, you weren't shit ayy, I was messing with ya

>>151761514
>d2k5
Oh man
Almost forgot about them
Who was that guy that was from there and played RD all the time

Wizard Wars was merged the night before last and there were a couple rounds then, but the changelog only updated today

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Post best and worst space feels.
Best:
>tricking the clown to disarm and fart on you when you're holding a bible
Worst:
>When it's med pop and you notice a certain percentage of the crew is gone, and you just know Nuke ops are going to kick down the door any second.

>>151762257
Best:
>Finding something other than derelict hotline Miami reference main station and asteroid
Worst:
>Go off the z level twice and end up at the same one
And
>Cryo mix replaced with deadly shit

>>151762650
But the Hotline Miami reference is on the same Z-level as a spacepod spawner and the salvage shuttle's starting position

>>151762257
>tricking the clown to disarm and fart on you when you're holding a bible

I'm pretty sure someone has already been banned for tricking another person into farting on a bible

>>151762752
>Spacepod spawner
But
>Salvage shuttle
Which fucking direction?
I need a fucking map of these z levels

Best
>Getting the map you REALLY wanted to play on
>Plant mutates just right the first time
>The changeling was incinerated after a mad dash to the chapel with the body
>Dragged, half alive, but stable, onto the escape shuttle

Worst
>Chef won't cook shit, just making deep fried ambrosia
>Hostile mob in the arrival shuttle when you latejoin
>Lowpop murderboner isn't calling the shuttle
>Medbay sticks you in a sleeper and forgets about you - permanently
>Security wordlessly fires taser at you, throws you in jail for "resisting arrest" when you dodge it when you've broken NO OTHER LAW AND THEY WERE JUST TASING YOU FOR A RANDOM SEARCH HOLY FUCK YOU ALICE CONRAD

>>151751278
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UK3kbvRJYvM
superior seasonal memerap coming through

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>shitter paramedic attempting to get his valids gets dunked on and outplayed by the wizard multiple times
Fucking destroyed

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>mikecari start randomnaming and changes ckey to avoid metagrudging
>stop playing captain and play engineer to "become acting captain" every fucking shift
>if rolls antag, singuloose 5 minutes in to get his valids next shift

>>151764009
>paramedic was chiot

>>151764039
roundstart singuloose is one of the gayest things you can do

>>151761820
I forget but I remember the rat guy was competing with Pomf for host status.

>>151763072
http://game.ss13.moe/minimaps/#l=297,268,6;z=0.2

>>151763215
>Alice Conrad

Alice is a SHIT

>>151764496
They're pretty bad, yeah.

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What do you guys think about Archangel Outpost?

>>151764039
Not to shit talk anyone, but whoever plays Jazz needs to read the wiki or play assistant for a few rounds. Normally I see him fail to do very simple tasks, and then kill himself if confronted.

>>151764986
What the fuck is that

>>151764496
No arguments there

so when you exit a z level you enter a random one?
structures within the z level are always static right?

>>151765131
Admin abuse on AA, the resident tard admin that was previously an infamous murderboner deleted the character of another admin and left after doing so.

>>151765480
Yes

No. Some of them are, but there are also vaults that are randomly generated. Usually a shift has 3-4 randomly picked vaults.

Duny's back?

Since when? Is he still French?

>captains that don't pick up the disk first thing and carry it at all times
You trash
You worms
You absolute filth

>>151766617
What do you mean by "back"?

He hasn't submitted a PR in 5 months so even if he makes the occasional post on github or in the IRC that doesn't really count

>have a nice fight with clown in bar
>barkeep shoots me

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allahu akbar

sorry couldn't get your crates botanist friend

>>151766815
Take it outside.

>trump captain
>hes not a memester, just makes speeches and rallies support against syndies

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>>151766779
He's playing OpenTTD with the metaclub right now.
He's green

>>151766943
why would you even play bartender if you are too autistic to handle a friednly fight
this is what bar is all about, drinking until your liver stops working and fighting other people

>>151767085
Gotta use that shotgun on somethin

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>>151766983
That's how you do a trump gimmick. Real Life Donald isn't just some meme "dah mexicans" shitter, he's got multiple layers of mannerisms that you must parody in order to really get it all perfect
God Emperor Donald Trump had a great Trump gimmick, he actually knew how to do it correctly and not just "durr build wall fuck mexico"

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>>151766983
This trump guy is actually my favorite captain because not only does he meme it up, he's actually a good captain
it's fucking amazing

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>>151766831
GOTTA

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>When they don't put a link to the previous thread in the OP

>>151767269
That's the most autistic post I've ever seen

>>151767497
Didn't Merzbow give money to that bear?

>>151767291
>Didn't grab disc
>"Good captain"

>>151767609
how about this one huh?!?!

>>151767609
You haven't been on 4chan very long desu

>>151745690
Am I in the vox metaclub?

>>151767609
Not as autistic as my peenus weenus :D

>>151767743
Apparently the nuke ops killed him while he was in the captain's office anyway, so grabbing the disc seems to be a mute point.

>>151768018
ahah!

>>151768176
Pretty blatant lie right there.
He made it out to the hallway when they finally shot him dead.
Granted, he only made it to the area between chem and his office, but still.

>>151768413
I think the shootout started in the Captain's Office though.

What the hell is HONK! and SILENT access?

>>151768704
HONK is access to the clown's mech

>>151768704
Library and miner access

>>151768502
There was also something where Trump knew it was Nuke Ops all along so he purposefully left the disc there as to not meta or something? Didn't really understand that part but w/e.

>>151768176
>Not grabbing the disk and gtfoing the bridge for the first 10 minutes of the shift
Do you even powermetagame bro?

>>151768502
It did, but what he said was that he died in the office, which he didn't.
He died in the hallway, where anyone could have helped him.
He died without the disc on him, which means the ops didn't have to drag his body along or search it, which could have bought precious time.

>>151768934
i mean yeah but there wasn't anyone there to help him. all 5 nuke ops surrounded him and killed him before he could barely yell on the radio about syndicates.

What is the longest stealth ops have ever stayed quiet for?

>>151768872
He was an admin.
Rather than deadmin like he was supposed to regardless of role when playing, he apparently decided to take one of the most pivotal jobs on the station and retain adminship during.

>>151769163
An entire weekend of dwarf fortress, 48 hours. Just imagine the surprise when they blew everything up at the end.

>>151768861
So mime gets miner access? Why?

>>151769273
you're being memed

>>151769163
i have done entire ops wher ethe crew doesnt even know its ops until SMELELLE

>>151769163
One time we replaced the booze nuke with the real nuke and no one noticed.
We also traded TV for an engineer suit

>>151769250
>Rather than deadmin like he was supposed to regardless of role when playing

what idiot made that rule? sounds like you'd never have your ahelps answered because admins would always just be deadminned. i get the deadmin while pivotal job thing, but deadminning no matter what job you play? sounds shitty

>>151769675
I remember that round. Someone else stole the booze nuke so i just stole the real nuke instead. No one even knew it was ops until SMELELE

>>151770586
I don't regret sitting on the ship while you did that. It was worth it for the crew's reactions.

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Who the fuck did this gay shit? The fuck is wrong with you guys?

>>151771067
I don't see a problem. All I see is truth.

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someone requested more general ss13 drawings so here's a comic about asimov

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>>151771726
Perfect.

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>>151771726
>ayysimov never

>>151771726
>Eyelashes

>>151771726
>that clown

>>151771726
is that a female gray? Because I want to fuck it

>>151771726
You've got a really cool style to your drawings.

>>151765542
I actually used to play on AA before it went shit friend, I blame the owner for fucking everything up.
Why are you even posting about it you autistic fuck

>>151771726
Is that Yahir?

>>151771726
When are you going to make lewd of that qt?
Good comic btw

>>151772325
yes
you can tell by the eyes.

>>151772325
yahurr has red eyes, and I hate myself for knowing that

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I realized I got a bunch of sprites I never used and no one I think ever used. I'm gonna dump them here if you want. Starting with this industrial magnet (the other people asked for a more toony looking one with a cartoon magnet on it I'll post that too.)

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>>151773294
>outlines

please don't

>>151773443
Bay hardsuits and modules being ported and merged into robotics fabrication so they don't have to keep building combat mechs when they're bored WHEN?

>>151773902
In like a week or so.

You people should really pay attention.

>>151773902
didn'tmeantoreply

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>>151773443

Everything in this game has outlines. I don't understand.

>>151774038
wait wait wait your saying we are getting bay hardsuits soon?

I just had an idea for a new engine

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>>151764986
I was once an admin there.
Left after i was bored watching everything going into shit when i got tired of the admin on pic related.
Or well, rather when people tried to force responsibilities on me.
But hey,they have nice sprites.
Like this!
https://www.dropbox.com/s/82aut8x8d8nlg8s/ork.dmi?dl=0

>>151774175
What other meaning could you possibly derive from my words

>>151774115
that looks sexy asf senpai, asl?

>>151774115
Arent those the fridges on d20?

>>151773443
outlines makes it less cluttered though

>>151774115
Not like you're #000000 amature hour uniform outlines.
Apply yourself.

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>>151774449

Yes because that is me and I am he.

>>151774460
Don't ya like snowmans?

>>151774534
Niggelf is that you

>>151774534
please resprite everything we have I beg you

>>151774534
>>151774115
>>151773294

We have a certain line of quality we maintan on /vg/station when it comes to spriting

Please check the wiki for what these are and come back more seriously if you want to contribute instead of shitting up threads where admins and coders wont look.

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Anyway I think I'll find out which ones aren't currently being used and organize as many of these as I can into a zip and send it.

>>151774626

I already identified myself!

>>151774534
64x64 sprites only please?

>>151774115
I really, really like this fridge.

>>151774790
t. noncontributing anon

>>151775053
But anon, it's true

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>>151774970
I could post it in 32x32 if the one who praises Lolth lets me to do so.

Horror invasion mode where mobs invade from a ship when
Occasional player controlled bosses
Mobs victory when all crew are dead
Crew victory when they defend every wave of enemies
When one crew member remains centcomm sends doom guy gear and nuke code

>>151775461
We really need a PvE mode don't we

>>151775616
no we don't
we need to nerf changelings

>>151775616
What, you don't like meteor rounds?

>>151775141
Oh no, I believe that all servers have a certain criteria on accepting sprites and shit. I was going to type something about how the anon was typing shit but I couldn't, I'll just say he's a fucking faggot so i'll feel better

>>151776323
>name from when I was shitposting is still there
I'll show myself the door.

>>151776323
*scream

>>151776645
HAHAHAHA

How many attacks do you need to take from a cyber horror before over dosing on medical nanites and having a chance to become a cyber horror?