/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spacestation

>>151375989
Julia Brandt! Reica Carter! Sue Bowchief! Ashe Mallory! Megurine Luka! Naomi Williams! Lacy! Kaylie Morgan! Waifus!

>>151375989
Ginger Beach
Sue Bowchief
Ashe Mallory
Felicity Rivera
Lisa Torvir
Assistance Unit
Kaylie Morgan
Julia Brandt
Reica Carter
Alice Conrad
Megurine Luka
Caleigh Stall
Trinity Prewitt
Naomi Williams
Hyun Ae
Angelite Entyshak
Cynthia Jardine
Fay(e) Ellione

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What's the most horrific way you can die in game?

>>151377176
farting on a bible

>>151377805
That is the only way I know of to die and become unrevivable at the same time
All other ways to become completely unrevivable require someone to do something after you've died

>type who
>sj_benster
oh no
not again

>>151377132
>I'm not on there
I was a fucking great waifu

>>151377940
Gibber I guess too, crematorium, those kinda things. Bike horn suicide is fun, but leaves your head.

>>151377975
shut up kammer lul

>>151378014
W-what

>>151377176
Realizing too late you're not alone when you stepped into that airlock.

>>151377940
You can get an explosive grenade and a polyacid smoke grenade on the same trigger

Also fun to implant those in someone's chest and head

>>151378034
Other ways to die and be completely unrevivable.

>>151377992
are you harley?

>>151377975
Morena come on we can be friends.

>>151378117
Just never heard of suicide via bike horn.

>>151377176
I've seen some shit as admin

>2 engineers working on patching the singularity containment as it goes loose and into space, a wire is fixed, an emitter turns on, powering the field just as an engineer walks by, catapulting him right into space and into the singularity
>Somebody actually uses the ghetto surgery, keeping a guy barely alive using only whiskey as he chops their limbs off using a hatchet and lighter, eventually force feeding him his own surgically removed heart
>Disposals right into supermatter
>The crew go on an away mission, just as an antag blows the station-side gate. This kills half the crew, and leaves the other half of the crew trapped on the other side of the gate
>A ling trapped in telesci, engulfed in plasma fire, continuously regenerating and dying until they eventually gave up and braindead
>Clown pisses off cargo, so they stick him in a ghetto spacesuit, and bucklecuff him to a chair where the supply shuttle would dock, and order some pizza

>>151378219
Using the suicide verb while holding the bike horn or rubber ducks gibs you

>>151378219
You can do it with a rubber duckie too. Blows off all your libs and head, spreads gibs everywhere. It's very fun.
>>151378196
Not me nerd, I don't care enough.

>>151378184
No
Nobody remembers my name
But I was great

>>151378272
Please fuck off and die, Whorena.

Remember that the server is located on Canada, the host is on Tulsa, and our admins are from everywhere including UK, Belgium, Brazil, Turkey and Australia

>>151378391
Who are the turks?

>>151378391
Gross. All American server when?

>>151378465
Mustardtiger

>>151377975
He's a dickhead in OOC but he's a good player.

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>>151378574
When you host it.
Unless you are not AMERICAN

>that deadchat ragging on julia
>spergay and SJ getting mad because they didnt get to fuck her

lmao, salty faggots

>>151379824
>imgur was linked of Morena trying to get on SJ's dick
>he called her disgusting

Double Traitor is the worst gamemode, if it was anything else I would have been more fun.

>>151379907
D-do you still have that link?

>>151379824
t. Reica

imgur.com/a/aFsdC

>>151379824
>tfw they're creatined
Misery

morena can handle dicks more than she handles bants lmao

>wheelchair makes an appearance
>ghostchat salty as all fuck
always good

>People complain that the chair has no counters
>'Just use tables'
>When the person riding the chair has creatine, so they can just smash the tables, windows, walls, doors, etc.
>When they can't be stunned or slipped because of said creatine
>When they can move faster than you because it's a motorized wheelchair

Powercreep kept in check in PRs when?

>morena silent after the imgur of her getting completely destroyed

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>>151380130
Can hulks smash racks?

>>151380237
I'll smash your rack, baby

>>151380130
but the chair does have counters, lowpop murderbone is ez though

>>151380237
Yup

>>151379956
>these kind of retards are allowed to share our server and our imageboard
heh, I guess I'm the one on the wrong spot seeking decency from neo-4chan and neo-VG and not underage shit

>>151380212
I'm here, I just don't care. I shouldn't have been so naive really, I trusted him too much. Saving screenshots of personal chats is pathetic.

>>151379956
I don't know who's who but they both seem like insufferable people to be quite honest

>>151380396
What's pathetic is you trying to hop on his dick constantly, after hopping on both Shiggy and' Freak's first.

>>151380396
It was Kammerjunk. They were laughing at you the entire time you were talking.

>>151380130
You can't Ion it either

>>151380237
yes. All you can do is just leave the station.

>>151380552
Of course I was, it was funny to read and it's funny when someone can't handle it what I'd just consider banter. Dunno where everyone got the idea that I hate Morena from, though. Morena's just a player, no particular feelings

>>151380552
I'm not surprised really. Oh well, what's done is done. I've put this all in my past, I'm better than that now, it's sad that they can't let go.

Take your ooc drama to the discord, faggots. That's what it's there for

>>151380817
This, the discord was made to keep the underage drama and the beta retards away from the thread, stay there with your sperg

>>151380809
>I'm better than that now.

Dunno about that one.

>>151380964
She is.

Trust me, she is.

>>151380817
The discord was made to escape the drama and waifufaggotry of the thread.

>>151381175
So to do that you attach names to the waifufaggots and make it even more circlejerky?
Hilarious

>>151380809
>better than that now
HA
HA
HA
HAAAAAAAAA
>im clean now guise! sure i still slut it up constantly with reica but i'm not the same person anymore i swear! really!

Go fuck yourself, you stupid, tasteless whore.

>>151379956
My fucking sides.

Morena you're such a pathetic slut it's unreal.

>>151379956
SJ
THE MADMAN

>>151379956
Morena, you're such a pathetic slut that at this point it's not even funny, just sad.

>>151381456
Hey fuckface, get your own original insult, I already used that >>151381357

>>151380773
>banter
Look I hate Whorena and think she should fuck off, but that wasn't banter, that was constantly insulting someone every other line.

You're a shit person and shouldn't be admin.

>>151379956
>imgur.com/a/aFsdC
Holy shit morena consider suicide

>>151379956
>he took advantage of me
Hell no he didn't, you're just a fucking slut

>>151381235
How come since the discord was created the thread only got worse and it's daily
>I want female sprite to verb and punchline!
>wuts ur character? wuts u're charcter story? where are u chractr from? wat das you charcater wear?
>name best: job, role, department; Go!
>good banbaiting round. I, SolariusGabriella, did my best.

>>151381586
Sure thing pal.

>>151381456 (You) #
Hey fuckface, get your own original insult, I already used that >>151381357 (You) #

>>151381668
Most of that shitposting ends up in discord now as opposed to the thread.

>>151379956
SJ is an asshole but morena is fucking pathetic

>>151381736
What the fucks your problem?
You copy posts to make up for your own lack of wit?

>>151379956
What does their "fucking" means? Is it ERP? Why are they like that? Why do they behave like this? Why did they chose this once great Space Station 13 server to do that?

>>151381668
I dont ban bait. I just ban valid, Baka!

>>151381950
I'm going to cup my balls into a sifter and delve into your donut hole boyo.

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>>151381589
I dunno, it seemed pretty funny to me

>>151382037
What is his secret to attract so many mentally ill trannies and faggots in a lag simulator?

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>>151382037
I don't get it, are they dating or not?

>>151382138
>mentally ill trannies
You can quit the redundancy, you know, there's no minimum character count here.

>>151382037
who the fuck is that?
what's with all this drama

>>151382229
>waaah muh Ginger
Fuck off fag

>>151382229
SJ bantzter and Kammerjunk

>>151382183
>>151382229
They're dating. I know this for a fact.

t. SacredAtom

>>151382183
anyone who is willing to even consider anyone in this fucking community a "friend" is a fucking retard.

And if it's considered a relationship they're actually challenged

>>151382365
Hey I found some friends in this game but we're all chill and just play vidya together

>>151382365
>t. antisocial retard

>>151382365
>met two friends in this game
we chat on steam and play games together
its the only good thing I found in this shithole

>>151382365
>willing to even consider people you play videogames with "friends"
are you a psychopath, maybe?

>>151382454
>>151382391
Why don't you just leave then?

>>151382365
t. morena

>>151382482
Why don't you suck my demented frog dick?

>>151382482
I did leave, I just visit the thread to laugh at the drama

>>151382482
>REEE FUCK FRIENDS REEEEEE STOP HAVING FRIENDS YOU CANT HAVE FRIENDS EVEYRONE HERE IS SUPPOSED TO BE HORRIBLE AND ASSHOLES TO EACHOTHER REEEEEEEE

Because I like playing videogames with people I know as friends, because pretty much everything is better with friends

>>151382482
I already have, I don't play anymore
I don't know how getting friends means I need to leave though

PunishedChiot is 2hotdogs

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Very briefly, we lit up during dead hours, but it happened exclusively through shitposting.
Amazing.

>>151383508
PunishedChiot is CUTE

>>151377940
Supermatter shard

>>151383508
Good morning Chiot

>>151377940
>tried to fart on a dying chaplain once
>only realize he would have dropped his bible after I farted
>give a final tip of my fedora before I'm smitten

>>151378014
>>151383974
Shit.
I also forgot about the singulo, somehow
And powerful explosions can instantly obliterate you
Any others?

>>151384007
I think Nuklear was actually the first to suggest that possibility, several months ago

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>>151380817
>>151380887
>Threadfags in charge of being right
"B-but muh anonymity"

>>151377132
>No rail
RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>151384994
He killed himself, can't waifu a corpse

>>151385062
>Can't waifu a corpse

Uhh yes I can

>>151377132
>my Waifu is on the list

>>151382037
Fat bitches be desperate for attention, even if it's megative attention.

>>151385285
Which one yours, senpai?

>>151382229
SJ_Benster is an ex-headmin and a terrible waifufaggot that abused his power to get rid of a bunch of admins his internet girlfriend didn't like, which ended up getting him deadminned and banned when someone found out. For some reason he's unbanned now and he's back.

Oh yeah, and he shills himself in the thread A LOT. Seriously, 90% of the time you see someone post about SJ it's him.

>>151385623
all security girls

>people still can't deal with the wheelchair
JUST
CLICK
ON
THE
MEME
CHAIR

>>151385626
Can you prove he shills himself?

>>151386247
as sec I can confirm we all want to valid most of the station.

>>151386129
Don't you think it's somewhat suspicious when a has-been like SJ that got kicked out for being the worst admin of all time and even got banned for it gets showered in praise whenever he rears his ugly head? He hasn't been relevant in literal years at this point.

>>151386494
He hasn't been showered in praise, a waifushitter got shit on.

>>151386494
Well, worst headmin of all time is probably still [REDACTED] but SJ is a massive shit and I don't knkw5why we let him around anymore

>>151386787
Because he's not a bad player, just a bad everything else.

>>151386584
This thread, yes. But previous threads? Someone will suddenly start talking about how cool SJ is out of nowhere. Maybe it's not him, maybe it is.

>>151386787
Sarca was a better headmin than SJ was by a country mile.

Sarca only shitposted in the thread about himself and other admins, then went nuclear and quit.

He became a massive shit AFTER he left, unlike SJ who actually blackmailed other admins.

>>151386931
FUCK OFF SARCA

>>151386931
examples of people saying SJ is cool? I've only seen him mentioned with Kammerjunk.

>>151386247
What is this scene from? I'm sure I've seen it before.

>>151387070
I remember way back, someone kept posting pictures of him and saying how handsome he was and getting seriously offended if someone said he wasn't really that good looking

>>151387221
that was probably him.

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>>151387070
This is only one bit, but fireden has a lot of logs and a lot of it is cluttered with SMT talk because of Strange Journey. Take a look for yourself though if you don't mind a lot of reading.

>>151386247
>tfw you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWuEBX2Fdqo in cult

>>151387120
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Wars:_Clone_Wars_(2003_TV_series)

>>151387221
Sj doesn't think he's handsome at all, the exact opposite.

I doubt he'd do so.

>>151387468
t. SJ

SJ is the fucking worst, what is it with this game and attracting dysfunctional retards like him, Sarca, Morena, and Yahir?

>>151385912
>just touch the thing that kills you on touch
This is the spess equivalent of "just flank blackbeard"

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>>151388132
>just flank blackbeard

>>151387439
Every single post there was me, not sj.

>>151388132
blackbeard isn't op tho

just flank him

>>151388000
Same reason you're here.

>>151388132
>>151388207
>>151388216
>there are people that think that it's ok that blackbeard is in the game
The game is pretty heavy on peeking around corners and through windows, so how is a character that isn't put in danger by peeking fair?

>>151388210
>>151387978

>>151379956
From the forum post it seems Kammerjunk was also involved in this getting saved in posted, or at least thats what Morena says.
Makes you wonder who else Kammerjunk or SJ saved private conversations of and can fuck over.

>>151388792
That's why I never talk to these attention whores, I only talk to people that don't have daddy issues and are fairly well adjusted

>>151382351
only thing I post in thread is remove yred bruh

>>151388792
>she was flirting with SJ
>SJ told her he thought she's disgusting
>she continued
>took screencaps and laughed about it with Kammerjunk

Morena deserved it

Kammer sound shitty as fuck desu. I didnt even know he was like this

>>151389039
I just wonder what other logs either of them have saved. If any at all.

>>151389321
Kammer is a decent guy normally, but when it comes to SJ he's a rabid dog. It's kind of retarded.

delete all the admins

burn it all down

pomf remove the server save us please
please free us

>>151389634
Kammer is not decent in the slightest.

R E M O V E K A M M E R

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>>151389645
funny thing. As an admin, I could easily unban everyone on the ban list just like that. There might be existing banlist backups, but you never know.

>>151389634
rude insults being stated as "bantz" is not being decent at all

>>151389836
*tips fedora
nice meme fellow admin ;)

>>151389935
BANTZ
BANTER
BANZAI
KWANZA
JAMAICAN GUN WAGONS
PREDATOR 2
BLACK PEOPLE SCREAMING
COPS
BRITISH PERSON SHOT NON-LETHALLY DEAD ON THE SPOT FOR BANTERING A PERSON OF MIXED RACE

>>151389634
Turns out their fetish is being treated like shit, and whoever is treating them like shit can use them too their advantage.

I wouldn't be surprised if we get a reverse Ashley x SJ situation,
but now SJ is Ashley convincing Kammerjunk to deadmin people and fuck around with people.

>>151389634
>guy

>>151390246
Oh man that'd be a whole new mess.

Make a husbando list!

>>151390365
I can see it happening, Kammerjunk does seem to do a 180 personality wise, when around SJ.

>Richest Escapee: Cecil, Shaft Miner: 135201 space credits (TheMegaGoat)
how you do that

>>151390673
Get a ripley. Patrol up and down, get every single piece of plasma on the asteroid.

>>151390673
mine a lot, especially plasma

>>151390673
Mine the whole roid

>>151390673
smelt ore and claim points

The new round end sounds are fucking awful and I miss hearing only the classics

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Gud round

>>151390673
Ripley with a DDrill
I mined out nearly half the asteroid and probably could have gotten a lot more if I had asked for a third hyper for swapping

>>151390483
this

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>>151390885
>Get nothing for a while
>End up ordering some metal from cargo
>Eventually you get here
>You have FOUR CRATES AND A LOCKER FULL OF SHIT

>>151390810
>fly my shuttle back to the station
>look out the window and realize what I've done
>mommi comes up behind me and kills themself
I'm sorry, captain.

>>151390673
Ripley with a diamond drill and energy relay. It's difficult to fail to get at least close to that much if you actually try and the round goes on for a reasonable time.

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>>151391054
I had three or four crates-worth more.
But I ran out of crates.

I want to hold morena's head and then tell her everything will be ok!

>>151391220
But you can make endless lockers with metal

>>151391383
Oh.
I'm retarded.

I want to hold morena's head in the toilet until he drowns

>>151391695
>tfw can't do that cause everybody screams and everybody packs station bounced radios even if you down or scramble comms.

>morena screams metagrudge almost as easily as xevonix.

I want to hang morena's skin in my house as an art piece

>>151392404
Source or just shitposting?

>>151392583
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=34&p=14068#p14068

I want to kill morena

>>151392647
Oh, it's Kammerjunk
nevermind
Kammer always gives shit to waifus who're becoming better than them. Remember, you only get a week ban for non-antag murder of waifus when Kammer's around and decides the verdict.

>>151392647
>Sj has been in there for 15 minutes

I can almost gurantee he's gonna try and defend his waifu.

>>151392647
>Users browsing this forum: Sjbenster
BRACE FOR WAIFU WARS. ITS STARTING

>>151392946
>>151392913
Inb4 it ends up like the SJ x Ashley thing, but SJ is Ashley this time around.

>>151392647
>sj is there
Hm, I wonder why there were so many complimentary posts about SJ in here today?

>>151393094
>SJ was playing earlier
>Almost every post in the thread about him is calling him an asshole

hmm... rly makes u think...

its almost like sj is samefagging the thread who would have thought it or maybe its kammerjunk

>>151393265
>if I post the opposite to what I'm replying too that will instantly discredit everything they said
>look it's babby's first try at satire :^)

I called it from the start Kammerjunk would only bring drama and cancer and end up bringing themself and half the community with them. Too bad they didn't take any waifus with them though.
Who the fuck gets adminship for observing a couple of rounds and expects to go far anyway?

Daily reminder that there are SOME retards that search for "spess" in the catalog even though searching for "ss1" is way faster.

>>151393618
>can't refute bullshit because it's just posting the opposite of what the post was

You've got me there.

>>151393790
You can refute it, it just has to have:

a) happened

>all this drama
>all this shitty waifu nonsense on a fucking 2D SS13 GAME
>all this backstabbing, laughing, making fun of
this is some highschool level drama, I expected better from you Kammer

lets just kill the server, and ban a few people like SJ from the new one

>>151393878
There are currently two positive-ish posts about SJ in the thread.

>Hm, I wonder why there were so many complimentary posts about SJ in here today?

You're right, two is a lot.

>>151393959
Starting to look like Hanako desu

>Elim
>I say we just ban everyone on the server and be done with it.

Reminder that if you laugh at someone you are BULLYING them and are METAGRUDGING them

>>151393959
>expeting mentally ill manchilds/faggots/trannies not to be retards
We really need some Trump right now so he can remove all the shit from the serb

>>151394136
It's not like the ss13 community will miss anything with /vg/code taken out of the running either.

I think Aurx should make everyone admin and crash the server to the ground. Let it turn to ash, we can't escape from this, we are too deep.

>>151394214
>SJ defence force
Why?

>>151394058
Gee I wonder who made the two positive posts about a guy everyone but two people hates.

>>151394273
>>151394136
>babbys first server drama

>>151394371
I lost count at the drama I've witnessedbut waifu admin grudging is always so rare

>>151394371
>implying
This server is going to shit

BURN DOWN /VG/STATION

LET POMF KEEP HIS MONEY AGAIN

/SS13/ GENERAL, NOT /VG/STATION GENERAL

/VG/CODE TOO OLD TO CATCH UP ANYWAY AND NO ONE ELSE USES IT

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>They take thread shitposting as an indicator of what the server is like

LAMO

here's a dog

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>Find the abandoned ship
>Leave moments later

>>151394992
that's a cute dorky dog.

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>MoMMI drops off a canister
>wonder what's in it
>open it
>PLASMA
>fills the station
Holy shit I am so sorry

>>151394992
>lmoa the thread's nothing like the server guis it's all okay
>let me show you by posting off topic entirely!

>>151395089
Are you retarded

>>151394992
its the truth, go do murderboners, bombings or plasmaleaks on any other server and come back
only hippie accepts this tier of griefing

Oh come on, our security didn't even have any axewound scum that time

>>151395128
oh fuck... I posted a dog so I guess the server has a bunch of dogs......

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>>151395089
it was a terrible round anyway

>>151395089
>Not setting the release pressure to 5 kPA
>Not hitting it with an atmos analyzer
>Not sticking a tank in to test it
ur a faget

>>151393959
>my waifu isn't involved in any drama and is still best girl

>>151395089
Alright i'm opening a ban request
Say goodbye to this server kiddo
t. solariousgabriela

>>151395202
shitcurity is shitcurity, but yeah, I wish there were more shitters today playing it

We are making a new lowpop map

And it'll be great

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>>151395382
Like the last four maps that were being made and never showed up?

>>151395382
>taxi part 3: this time it's personal

>>151395382
low pop tiny maps never work, because it only takes one shitter to fucking destroy it. Look at what happened to taxi.

>>151396073
>taxi was broken because the players didn't play right, not because of how we made it!

Fuck off

Let's make a list of people we need to get rid of
I'll start

SolariousGabriella
Xevonix
Morena
SJ
Sordine
Kammerjunk
Sawbones

>Mommi
>Engie is litteraly named scrub
>Set up quick singulo
>Make a plas cool system
>QM says they are making a singulo also
>Take some cold plasma to cargo
>Not even 10 seconds after I leave there is cold plasma everywhere
>Run to atmos and try to set up some scrubs
>Ashe is in atmos
>Get those sweet head pats and wiggle
>Faceing north and cant see that my cover is open
>Cell gets removed and emagged
>Chill around till round end

>>151395089
The fuck QM I heard over comm that you were making a singu so I brought a tank of plas for it. What did you think was in it? I had the kpa at max so when you opened it, it flooded everywhere but atmos. Learn to scan tanks.

>>151396432
MRBAY666

>>151396473
>chill around in a blazing inferno til round end
fix'd

>>151396414
You can live in denial if you want, but I am going to be there to say "I told you so" when it is permanently retired after 3 months of terrible gameplay.

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>>151395514
>>151395559
>>151396073
This one will be the real deal, I assure. It's twice bigger than Mini, and does it job magnificently. Stay tuned.

>sj sperging out on the forum, defending his waifu
WE KNEW IT WOULD HAPPEN AND NOW IT HAS HAPPENED
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=34&t=2485&p=14072#p14072

>>151396473
>Ashe/felicity leaving science for anything but pirate ship and delivering to medbay
Every time this happens assume they're antag

>>151397146
>senaat jumps in as well

oh boy

>>151397146
>senaat absolutely destroys SJ
Fucking based

>>151397138
>I was just thinking about how I could find the least optimal position for this solar array. What do you think about... in a corner so 75% of rotation does not produce power? And then we can put a satellite on the other side to block another 10% or so.

>>151396432
I'm actually not a problem though.

t. SolariousGabriella

>>151397146
>>151397383
Holy fuck SJ on suicide watch

>>151397227
How would I of known as a mommi, I only main RD and mommi and see them all the time. :^)

And so another waifu wars begins, featuring SJ and Kammer

>>151397146
>elim jumping into the fray
I need some popcorn for this

>>151398419
Who would have thought Kammerjunk would sink this low

>>151397236
>>151397383
>senaat jumps in and says SJ is a dramaqueen (which he is)
>but starts using over-the-top phrases like "backstabber" and "blackmail"
Is literally every staff member of the server a dramaqueen?

You can dunk someone without putting on your third act makeup

>>151398617
SJ has LITERALLY blackmailed Thingolus into stepping down as admin. If he didn't, he'd expose his facebook.

So, yes. Blackmail.

>>151398617
Except SJ literally did both of those things

>>151397883
If felicity fucks off to the outpost and doesn't do R&d round start assume she's antag

>>151398676
>>151398675
just saying the new posts from elim and deadpool are right

acting CURAAHYZEE over the top just generates more drama, there's literally no reason to flip out, especially if you're flipping out to get someone else to stop flipping out

>elim was right again
big surprise

headmin when?

>>151398831
>elim continues to be based even though he hasn't played in months

>>151398675
>expose his facebook
>When SJ's has been posted several times

How did he get said facebook?

>>151398609
The signs were clear from the start
If you were blinded by 'Ginger healed me in medbay' to notice, you're showing the first signs of being a Bay-by where nice things that happen to your spessman seem to reflect in you too.

>>151398971
No clue, but Thingolus and Pomf can confirm this story. It's what got him deadminned.

>>151379956
Remove morena REMOVE MORENA
BAN (S)HE

>>151399052
>SJ obtained a facebook out of thin air
>threatened to do what other people had been doing to him for months

>>151398675
>this person is buttbuddies with an admin
Imagine the kind of shit Kammer must say to SJ on steam
>SJ hates someone
>asks Kammer grudge that person
>asks him for the IP
>blackmails

Can we all agree it's freaking/sj/morena to blame and move on? This is drama over NOTHING. None of this matters and its really minor. Kammer shouldn't be deadminned over this when they're a perfect good admin

>drama
>AGAIN
Goddammit I'm tired of this bullshit I just want to have fun

Here, fuck this, we're going to talk about something else now
Greentext your favorite SS13 memory ever

>>151399120
As i said, i don't know how it happened, but SJ personally told me he did it and Thingolus confirmed it was true.

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>>151399146
Kammer's been a pretty mediocre admin. 'Investigates' in the simplest ways, usually how an admin tells him what to do.
Can't make good ban reasons to save themselves.
Week ban for two non-antag murders.
Made an admin for 'observing' and namefagged for months as 'Kammer is a type of bisuit how cute am I guys?' after getting adminship until people started calling them out for being shit.

>>151399146
NO, WE MUST TALK ABOUT DRAMA AND WAIFUS

NOW BEGINS THE THOUSAND YEAR REIGN OF NUDRAMA!

AND I FORETELL A PROPHECY NOW: THE NEXT THREAD WILL BEGIN WITH PIXEL ART OF A WAIIIIFUUUUU

>>151399268
I take it you don't remember what I told you months after the fact, then?

>>151399146
>kammer
>good admin
>willingly posting shit about another player
>posting logs on death chat about said player
Admins should AT LEAST show that they are impartial, I remember I hated the fuck out of Dante Smith when I used to be an admin. But I never stated or even was biased over his bans/situations. But the server is doing downhill when it comes to the administration and this is just a revolving door of bans and admins at this point.

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>>151399283

>>151399187
>skeletons removed
>get angry and stop playing as much
>taxi removed
>get angrier and play even less
>dylan kills two consecutive deff rounds because he wanted box
>stop playing

Fuck

We need an honest to god admin purge/coup
There are too many shitty admins that got there just because of popularity contests (looking at you, Sawbones and Kammer)

>>151399373
No.

Just try to remember how this discussion started
He is playing us like a damn fiddle again

>>151399525
We have too many admins overall
You never need two-digit admin numbers online at the same time for any reason running a game of ss13

>>151399482
Overdone
Stop forcing them

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>>151399482

>>151399594
Add me on steam then.

>>151399525
Okay, I will use random.org to select the new admins from people playing right now. One moment.

I can't wait to see the list of literally whos!

>>151399187
>Hyun said hello to me once
>And didn't want anything from my department
I wish this was true

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>Every time there's drama a foreigner is involved

All-American station when?

>>151399675
I like that mounted flash looking thing

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>>151399187
>Lowpop (30 players)
>Wizard appears and goes on a lightning murderbone rampage
>Fast forward several minutes
>Wizard has killed all 29 crewmembers and is on the bridge deciding what to do, surrounded by nearly every ghost
>Guy zooms by in front of the bridge on the janicart because it turns out there were actually 31 players
>Wizard lightnings him through the window
>Guy is wearing ablative armor and the lightning bounces off and crits the wizard
>Janicart guy enters the bridge, grabs the telescopic baton, and beats out all of the wizard's teeth, screams "DELICIOUS TEETH" at least once

>>151399675
GARTHIM WHEEEEEEEN

>>151399419
It's just banter
If Morena doesn't like it they can just stop playing on the server? Why doesn't she just close her eyes I mean how do you even get bullied online?
Kammer's a good admin

>>151399709
I think i still have you on Steam.

Also you never actually explained the situation to me beyond what initially happened.

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>>151399675
>>151399646

>>151399759
it's an alteration of a multimeter sprite

>>151399774
He hit the computer not the guy.

Ready up for newrevs, all heads enter lockers to end this madness

>Walking down the corridor
>Get arrested by borg
>Can't shout for help because I don't have a haiku ready
Suffering

>>151399746
Autism calls. I don't have time to stop and chat when every moment spent not making a bomb mix is another moment someone will singuloose or plasmaflood or stub the captains toe and all my work goes for naught.

Once I pass 12~13 dev with my bombs I will return to being an RPfag. But we all know I'm terrible at keeping promises, and last time I played barkeep I got banned, so there.

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>>151399878

>>151397146
>sj, despite acknowledging that elim and deadpool are telling him that he's being ducking retarded, just has to get one last post in
Fuck you SJ

>Kammerjunk no where to be seen

the server needs its admins and some of the people playing wiped. All the current trialmins are shit, some of them dont even fill the dead hours. People like Chiot and SJ should remain permabanned otherwise they know they can massive griff for a week, get permabanned, and come back after a few months saying they are sorry. Seriously its pathetic for the admins that unban shitters. There should be a no tolerance policy when it comes to permabans. Admins SHOULD NOT get themselves involved in drama, looking at you Kammer, otherwise shit like this will happen. Having 8 admins at once, with some of them just using their powers to metagame or press buttons and leave makes no sense. You need a proper headmin and someone that doesnt stamp YES on every trialmin application.
There is a reason why the server is a revolving door of bans, low pop and absolute toxic population, and that starts with the admins that allow such shittery to happen

>>151399746
>Someone you've never really interacted with stops in the hall to talk to you

I still don't know why Felicity did that and I half expected her to pull out a gun and laser me to death

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>>151399187
>Time to pay denbts goy
>I'm a miner
>Nab three belts and go loud after getting guns and stuff
>Monsters everywhere and shuttle is coming
>Killed anyone who entered
>While the shuttle was moving there was one survivor
>1v1 ranged fight with waifu
>First time hijacking shuttle with no survivors

ELIM FOR FUCKING HEADMINERAL
WHO'S WITH ME

YOUR OFFICIAL NEW ADMIN TEAM SELECTED BY RANDOM NUMBER GENERATOR
#24: SolariousGabriella
#22: Mustardtiger
#19: Lorkhatosh
#7: Doobiedoo23
#16: Kavlax
#12: IAGFPRMF

One of those was ONE AWAY from landing on DragonBro.

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>>151400086

>>151400281
>fuck no
>yes PLEASE
>no
>no
>no
>no

YOU ARE ALL FALLING FOR THE THREAD DRAMA WHILE THE CODERS LITERALLY ARE STARTING TO STRIP FUN THINGS FROM THE GAME

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/11011
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/11011
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/11011

DON'T BE FOOLED GOYIM

>>151400167
The problem is that /vg/station is leaking players. This time last year we had double the playercount.
But no one in the staff knows what to do.

Do they want to be harsh on the bans, to keep trouble makers out? But that's keeping people out so they can't be gone too long, they have to let them back.
Do people want more active watchers to make the rounds go smoothly? Better hire more admins?
People hate metagaming? Kill the discord. People want to talk? Make a discord.

No one knows what they're doing on /vg/station and it shows, painfully.

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>>151400284

>>151400426
>This time last year we had double the playercount.
I've been playing for 2 years now and every year I see someone post this

I am 100% sure that two years ago we did not have lowpop rounds with 120 players and highpop rounds with 240 players

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Will it be true madness if we just pick as admin somebody, who is compete stranger?

>>151400167
i'm not griefing i've changed

>>151400530
who is: doobiedoo23

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>>151400419

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Post cool things.


For new friends this was the actual bar on taxi, the station was tiny!

>>151400530
fuck off saronsen

>>151400378
Who is Solarious and why is he so bad

>>151399146
What I did in private should be no concern of anyone on the server. I didn't start any of this, I just want it to end. SJ, Bonk and Kammer just decided to go full shit-on-me in deadchat when I was being boring in a boring double-traitor round.

Two of these people I thought were my friends at some point. One of them I'm not sure why they suddenly seem to hate me.
The other decided to go from having a nice friendship where we would share small secrets and talk about personal things to them insulting me over and over with the same petty things, it grew tiring.

SJ, the shit you said on the forums you never pretended to be my friend. This is straight up bullshit. You sought me out, messaged me on byond, eventually added me on steam. We would talk before and after your work, you'd tell me about your fears and personal life, and I'd share things too. The entire time you were just trying to dig dirt on me to share with Kammer. That's fucked up and has made me feel more than just sick. I'm not petty enough to save logs of chats, so I can't prove this, but I remember it. You felt like a friend and I trusted you.

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>>151400440

>>151400378
I agree with this vote

>>151399774
>One man single-handedly turns the station into an apocalyptic hellscape
>After lots of violence, he's the only one on the shuttle
>Starts dancing as it takes off
>Accidentally jettisons himself into space
>No survivors

>>151400603
Bullshit, taxi's bar was at least triple the size.

>>151400512
>failing to address any real point
>trying to hyperbole a minor text

What are you trying to do?

>>151400564
Not only a total stranger, but also an underage hippie retard.

>>151400772
I'm not even the guy you were replying to, I just think it's super dumb that people keep saying this

And I'm willing to look it up on fireden to PROVE that people have been saying "we had twice as many people last year" for at least 2 years if you want to dispute me

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>>151400680

>>151400738
No it wasn't

>>151400664
Holy shit morena fuck off
You're an incredible attention whore and it makes total sense that SJ was able to upset you so much
You have daddy issues or whatever so you resort to latching on to strangers online and shilling yourself to get more attention and then don't understand when a guy who is well known to be an asshole fucks you over
I'm tired of faggots like you ruining this great game, go play something else and fuck off from our community.

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>>151400880
Never ever

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>>151400603
Are deathchambers cool?
I think if you made the floors uranium too it would crit instantly anyone shot into it.

>>151400828
And?
Does that prove that the current direction of the server isn't shit, or something?
Are you just putting effort into pointless shit to join in the theme of the thread?

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>>151400880

>>151400965
sadly

>>151400965
damn that looks cool. Super deathsquad mech or something, minigun on both sides.

>>151400426
its been leaking for a few months, I lost all will to play in this server lately due to all the stupid decisions that happened over the last few months, I understand that this community isnt stagnant, old players quit, new players come in and the server adapts but I feel that lately the server is moving to a bad path which is why I decided it wasnt for me anymore and stopped logging in, playing on other servers has shown me how bad it is.
You can only see this after you played in other servers.

>>151400419
>Wants to put a timer on resting
>It looks dumb because the animation doesn't have time to finish, this gives it the time necessary to do so
What a faggot. Rest spamming has prevented my murder numerous times throughout my career, and I have yet to see it once be used in a harmful or obtrusive manner. What got his panties in a know all of a sudden?

>>151400950
>wahh stop stealing attention from me!

>>151401067
Was this the thing that bay replaced xenos with?

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>>151400619
>tfw not saronsen
>tfw i don't even played on /vg/station and i'm there just for keks.

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>>151401067

>>151401126
it's an old machine cult mech design

>>151401220
they tried, dunno if it passed or not

>>151401057
>Shit up thread with hyperbole
>Want people to take you seriously
Cancer

Next you're going to say "this server is dying, this time next year it will be 15 players all the time"

>>151401201
Nigger I'm a literally who and I don't want anyone talking about me
Morena is the single worst person who plays on our server these days and I'm sick of it
I want spacemen to be more about things that happen rather than who they happened to or with

>>151401126
We really need more mechs, preferably non-combat ones. Would really spice up Robotics. It's stagnated quite a bit. I can't think of any new cool features in it since I started playing it two whole years ago.

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>>151400619
u wot

i just woke up nigger

also my english is slightly better than this dudes

>>151401153
Welcome to us circa 200# with /tg/ when they were removing cloakers and adding random nearsightedness to engineers so they cant wear mesons.

>>151400950
I had no idea who SJ was and I don't do that any more.
I don't post myself in the thread, I don't go out of my way to get people to pay attention to me. I just try and play the fucking game but this shit doesn't go. I even quit for a month and it still continued while I was away.
I just want to enjoy space with the few friends I have. I barely even bother to come on any more because I just want this stuff to stop.

>>151401337
but im sure youre still as fun to shoot at

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>>151401283

>>151399187
Not my favorite but one of my favorites
>wizard round
>i'm a diona
>wizard decides to summon guns and I get survivor
>and a fucking SAW machine gun
>don't really do much with it because the shuttle's quickly called
>head to escape
>two memers try to rob me for my lunch money
>I would later find out they didn't even have their guns loaded or something
>snap on my burstfire and kill one
>take his gun and kill the other on the cooldown
>now i've lost it
>shoot everyone coming to escape
>they keep coming when they figure out i'm killing everyone
>been shot like twenty times but still standing because diona stronk
>eventually get a pulse rifle to go with my SAW
>escape and the space near the hallway airlocks are covered in bodies
>eventually die in the chapel to I think the warden I mortally wounded and some greyshit

>>151401321
something between ripley and phazon would be great.
but mostly it needs new tools for the mechs

All we have to do to save the server is ban ERP and waifus IT'S THAT FUCKING SIMPLE

>>151401482
I remember that, we were all calling you doomguy in deadchat, it was fucking crazy

>>151401452
not when im playing borg

hope you like plasma CUNT

>>151401462
>Instead of this we got skeletons so shitters can do le spooky maymay
God, I love this server so much

>>151401462
IPC when

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>>151401462

>>151401398
You started this and now you're reaping what you have sown.
You know you're attention-starved, why else would you behave the way you do? You don't get to just step out of the spotlight when you worked so hard to put yourself in it.
Your actions have consequences, and your actions of being a needy, clingy faggot on the internet have gained you the target of anonymous ridicule
Fucking deal with it until it goes away or go away yourself

>>151401398
>acting like a victim again

>>151401658
Hey do you know if Bay enforces any RP rules on those races?

I wanted to play one, but I wasn't sure if they had to be a specific way.