/ss13g/ - Spessmen on a Spess Station

>>151445252
>The Right Honourable The Earl Mountbatten of Burma, Admiral of the Fleet, Louis Francis Albert Victor Nicholas George Mountbatten, 1st Earl Mountbatten of Burma, KG, GCB, OM, GCSI, GCIE, CGVO, DSO, PC Edition
that guy was a paedophile you know

Mountbatten was a pedo.

>>151445252
this is the unfunniest fucking thing and you should be ashamed

Nth for Reica giving me a checkup!

QUICK
GIVE ME SOMETHING TO CODE

>>151445679
Ice Outpost 13

>>151445679
Exploding cigars

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post space

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donut steel

>>151445679
Hand gun antag item for mime. Its a revolver that looks like a pair of white gloves and can be placed in the gloves slot as well as not making a sound when fired.

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>Engineering

>>151446196
stolen

why do we have so many garbage borg sprites?

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>team up with a doctor on a prayer adventure
>we need to get booty for the pirate skeleton god
>we acquire silver, gold and rum from the vault
>offer it to the skelegod
>our prayers are answered and we turn into pirate skeletons
>pirate ship crashes into the station full of skeletons
>detective drags me to the brig to question me for 20 minutes about breaking into the vault
>literally wont let me go even when the pirates invade the station
>mfw he made me miss the whole pirate bus i worked for because he wanted to roleplay dirty harry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZ_qJ7esLZo

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>Be skeleton
>Have peg legs
>Get surgery for legs
>They are human legs
>Oh
>Pray to the Skeleton Gods of Old for bone legs
>Rattle Me Bones answers my prayers
>Bone legs
>Become a pirate to pay him back
Get into boxing match for gold
>Bartender kills me with laser from outside the ring
>Drags me somewhere and takes my pirate clothes off
>I have failed Rattle Me Bones
>Pray the Rattle Me Bones one more time
>He says I will be called on soon
>Get teleported to cloning in full pirate gear
>YAR HAR
>Sec officer drags me out of cloning and into the morgue
>Sit in morgue rest of round because I do not want to be a bother to rattle me bones

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I regret smashing myself in that shard so much

>Nothing for most of the shift
>Suddenly OHFUCK pirate ship crashes into the chapel
>Station's getting swarmed with pirate skeletons
>No buildup, just suddenly fuck

Well that was something

>>151447434
>literally following you shittiers for half the round
>finally get you in for questioning
>"not gunna say nuffin'"
>would have fucking let you go if you gave me a single fucking name
>end up releasing you anyways because you would have ahelped it if I hurt you
you brought it upon yourself, zipperlip

>>151445819
inject plasma into a cigar

>>151447519
How did you put that apc in space? Don't they need to be made in a room via blueprints and that being airtight?

>Make a body double using a monkeyman with the help of the CMO
>Ling kills and replaces me
>Proceeds to act nothing like me
>Nobody noticed a thing.

Karma's a real bitch to me sometimes.

>play QM to fulfill the needs of the station
>no miners so I go do that instead
>no diamonds so I stay out looking
>still no diamonds so I stay out longer
>pop my lungs trying to make a jetpack work and head back
>get robot lungs
>go through surgery to get them in, then again because I can't breath
>what feels like a half hour later go into surgery a third and final time to finally get working lungs
>cargo's a mess and get raided right after I get back
>say screw it and make a bar in escape because it looks like the shuttle's about to get called
>pirates land right when I start making drinks
>make grog to appease our new pirate overlords
>they get smoked
>no one drinks my drinks, they just break everything

Oh well.

>>151447938
They did notice.

>>151447956
Should've let me (the RD) set up your lungs. I was bored and replaced my AFK roboticist's lungs and eyes in like a minute.

>>151447935
Use glass to make an room then use your mommi blueprints/station blueprints. You can remove the glasses after it.

>>151448085
I thought you gave me my lungs then ran off, so I went to have the doctors do it.

Today i got my bombs up to 31

>>151448036

It was pretty chaotic, I might have missed it.

It was pretty surreal watching "me" though.

>>151448297
>tfw only a 22 babby
Any hint?

>>151448415
rule zero sj

>>151448415
use a gas mixer to make a canister full of %90 oxygen and %10 plasma then cool that down to 73.15

Daily Reminder Willy II did everything wrong.

Was Company Mod ever updated? Or did he drop it at 1.0

>>151447956
I drank two full glasses of grog before DEEP DANGER killed me for no god damn reason

>pouring acid on someone's head who has been turned into a horse temporarily fixes it

>>151449562
Duh

So hows the colonial marines new serb? Heard a new one without the shit mods was made, is it actually surviving or nah?

>>151452805
I wasn't able to connect earlier and when I played last night there was barely anyone on and we mostly played Hunter Games and a round of traitor

To fail the Minimize Casualties objective, I believe you have to personally deal the killing blow to at least 4 people - unless they've changed it since I looked.

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>Ironically, spacing my target spared him the massacre and got him successfully revived
Dammit Joey

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>Deff two times in a row

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>151457757
How does the game track a killing blow?

>>151458009
Every mob has a list variable called kills. It contains pointers to each person you kill.

Thus, the game tracks a killing blow in the form of a list variable.

>>151458009
It doesn't, because it's fucking impossible in a game like this. Minimize Casualties can't even fail, I think.
The Vox Raiders Inviolate objective literally counts dead people even if they never even saw the Vox.

>>151458009
The one that puts you above 200 damage.

>>151458151
No, you're wrong, minimize casualties
>1. Can be failed, it was failed last round. Read the game end info!
>2. Doesn't just count anyone, it specifically checks your killed variable. That's why it's so hard to fail - subverting borgs and flooding plasma and setting off bombs do not add to the list

>>151458150
that's not only wrong but it doesn't even answer his question

>Get my head bashed in the moment I step back on the station with my box of rezadone pills
>Sit there REEEEEEEING ethereally for the rest of the round
>tfw that feeling of relief when the few survivors who were able to chase off two borgs built a robotic console in the mechanic's office
>They blow every single cyborg
>IAA and paramedic beat the shit out of the guy who set the silicons on a killing spree when the MMI in the locker started screaming his head off where they were

What a fucking shit show.

>>151457825
That's how RNG works

>>151458323
Nah, it's right. Check yo facts.

Scroll ALL THE WAY DOWN

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/blob/131f5659fcf14df6f795d585ff833ba1dfca90fe/code/game/gamemodes/objective.dm

>still no round start slime race

You Can rule 0 three people, who do you choose?

>>151459051
Myself, Sawbones and Yahir.

>>151459051
Yred, Kavlax and Cyrridiven

>>151459051
i'd activate code delta and assume control over reica carter any day!

>>151397487
Nobody except like dylan, nexis, and pomf know how solars actually work. To the rest it's just that old thing nobody uses.

>>151395382
>>151397138
It wont be the real deal cause there's 3 things to do in lowpop. Do sphess research which is hampered by crampt facilities with pipes getting in the way fucking everywhere, autism fort which is hampered by the lack of space and supplies to do autism with, and lowpop murderboning as spare id captain vs nosec nohead station.

There's a reason giacomm's ministation, taxi, bus, and more were shit.

>>151399758
When you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8cELTdtw6U

>>151402104
Phazon's great for civs. Take tesla, melee armor, rcd, and either the shotgun or the immolator. You can fix breaches, cuck spooder/xenos, and go anywhere with phasing. While power is up you'll slow your power loss and since you have a phazon, you'll be able to bag of holding a backpack of hyper cells and box a bluespace beaker of fuel so as long as you phase away you can repair and re-power yourself back up.

Honk's the ghetto phazon. It's cheap to make a bunch of, give it the honker, the DDrill, and pilot's choice depending on your preferred loadout. God anywhere and you got a high dodge rate to offset your dogshit health. If nothing else it keeps you from getting corner neuro'd and come out slinging the lascannon from your reactive teleport armor.

>>151411946
Everyone you pda to come by. It's a problem with geneticists are ignorant muhpowers toe the line griefers over people not wanting to get backed up

>>151412683
If you assembly line plasglass spears, cannons, blunderbuss, bucklers and use closets and flipped table forts for cover it's amazing. One day I'll have a successful revolution of golem legionaries and crew minutemen.

>>151425604
Cut cameras, move the apc and setup field generators. They can't get in without killing themselves or actually knowing how to be a wet blanket

>>151459359
I'm none of those people and I know exactly how it works, that's why I was complaining

>>151459359
how do you make plasma glass again?
how much two handed damage does it do?

>>151459875
Smelter or recycling settings
29 if you gitgud. 3 stabs and bleed oxyloss takes the rest. Bonus if you sever hands.

>>151459325
yred is cyrri

>>151459359
solars?
At least the basics are that it spins following a number sun, and it must not be obstructed.

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>>151460226

Oh shit we finally got a new game type, has anyone played it yet?

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Alright /vg/, I finally tried this game as of yesterday. So far I've been Quartermaster, Cargo Tech, Paramedic, Chef and just plain ol' Assistant and been slowly figuring things out, but the learning curve still feels daunting. Everything is so god damn unintuitive and clunky. I constantly read the wiki while I play and ask people for help in-character, I'm really trying here. It took me over a minute to figure out how to take a cigarette out of the box, light and smoke it; I'm constantly fighting the interface to get basic shit done.

When I rolled Chef, thought it would be easy, but couldn't even figure out how to make rice. I tried putting raw mice in the microwave, I tried putting it into a beaker THEN the microwave, like do I need to put water in it first? Yeah I read the wiki, still couldn't figure it out. What kind of fucking game makes cooking a bowl of rice so god damn cryptic.

Well it didn't matter much, almost everyone got killed by some ball of lightning a few minutes later. The only time I've had fun is doing shit I'm not supposed to do, not exactly griefing, but just goofing off. This game intrigues me, but right now it feels like I'm swimming through a lake of liquid shit without any idea of what's ahead.

>>151460774
I doubt it
Right when it was merged, they tried to force it a few times, but it kept failing
I guess there weren't enough players readied up who had rev enabled or something

>>151461135
> I guess there were too many players self-banned from rev or something

FTFY

>>151461085
Keep trying. You'll learn eventually.
We all managed it and many of us are idiots.

>>151461085
Stick to the jobs where goofing off is overlooked until you get the knack of it. Cargo and assistants are seldom called to do anything and there's a high chance you'll end up swept up in some hijinx or other.

>>151461085
You just need practice. It takes about 3 months until you're reasonably fast and around 9 you hit your stride.

A game that consists of 15 or so years of code written by people who don't know how to code.

Once you get experienced with all the interaction methods, become familiar enough with jobs you'll be able to get in the action.

>>151461415
>Wanted to form an arrivals defense league
>Building fortifications and stockpiling arms and armor
>Couldn't get a single person to join
>Never even a wisp of a chance of repelling sec valids turning into a mutiny then a full blown revolution complete with opposing bases, kidnapping, and a locker room medbay.
Space is truly all about finding hope you never knew you had left and crushing it dead.

>nuke disarmed with 5 seconds to go

ABSOLUTE MADMAN

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>We get the disk and put it into the nuke
>Strip naked and start having a party
>Two minutes pass
>Oh shit guys did you remove the disk from the nuke
>No lol

>>151461085
Ahelp, admins care
LOOC is OOC on visual range, use it for gameplay questions to people around.

Adding water to a microwave is done with beakers or a glass of water. Order does not matter. You can empty them glasses with right click.

Cargo is the best for starters. Ctrl+click is the shortcut for dragging.

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>>151461780
>mfw I stop the nuke with 5 seconds on the timer

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>nuke ops gets memed on with lube then farted on

>>151461835
>Cargo is the best for starters
Why?

>>151461085
Switch to hotkey mode. Youre gimping yourself if you play with arrow keys

Shoutouts to Burroughs and Joey for freeing me from my maintenance prison.

>>151461135
yeah you need 25 ready for rev squad, 4 revs, 3 enemies, and also head roles and such.

>>151461954
1. Basically can't fuck it up, there's an early-shift rush to learn a job but after that you basically have the shift off, usually no one comes

2. Most newbies go here, so people expect newbies in cargo and are more willing to help

3. Teaches you important mechanics like pulling crates and using computers. Since pulling is something almost every job is going to be doing a lot, you want to learn how to ctrl+click things immediately.

>>151461954
do nothing job that teaches you the basics of the UI and no one expects anything of you. Also has a low chance to teach you how guns work

>>151461954
Low demand, open space to fuck up, sense of belonging.

>>151462093
>>151462139
My first job was mining

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>humans are fighting for some reason
>and not drinking while doing it
not understand why, silly humans

>>151461941
It was over when the nuke got disarmed and then disappeared

Whoever was the madman who did that was the real champ because apparently the ship nuke and the vault nuke are on different codes. Wish I knew that beforehand so I didn't have to go through the trouble of going back onto the station to get the disk again and instead blew my brains out.

>>151459051
Issac, Random Namer, and Random Namer.

>>151462093

>ctrl+click things
>Been right-clicking and selecting the option this whole time

I probably could've saved like, twenty people if I knew about that.

Jesus Christ.

>>151462239
paramedic is a good first time job too, but you have to actually communicate that you're new and need help
(I started as paramedic)

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>>151461619
>9 months to learn this shit
what the fuck man. I learned dwarf fortress in an afternoon, and within 3 days I had already gotten the hang out of it. 9 months? I hope that's not just a gross exaggeration.

>>151461981
there's hotkeys? oh thank fucking god

>>151462319
RIP in peace

>tfw my first job was engineering
>didnt touch singularity for a week
>only made a big antimatter engine I kept refilling
>only set up the singularity and had other engineers make sure it was okay before I turned it on a week after that

spoopy

>>151462348
it's a toggle button on the bottom right hand of the screen.
says "hotkeys"

>>151462348
I felt fully confident in all jobs except xenoarch, head of staff, security officer, and AI after 30 days. Maybe he's just a slow learner.

On the other hand, it's amazing what you can pick up after playing for a long time. One of my favorite players, someone I consider very skilled and one of the only people other than me who can fix telecoms named Probe1 only learned this year how to place glass on a completed grille.

So sometimes things slip through the cracks

>>151462437
>managed to get good at the AME and singularity
>get lynched three times before I figure out the SMES batteries

>>151462348
Been playing for four years and i still learn new things every now and then. I'm curious, what's your username? I want to see how you end up doing.

>>151461780
>These are the people who enable nuke ops
Honestly, need an ops ban

>>151461954
Because I'll smash that window and cave in your stupid fucking face if you give me sass while not doing your job. I need your ID, I don't need you.

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>>151462327
>tfw never get to teach a newbie the wonders of bruise pack/ointment, eat some food, and tell them to sleep in the patient room beds until fully healed medical

>>151462348
>tfw a guy comes in to try and bully botany, instead gets meme'd on by botania's firmly erect yellow phallus and is in crit in 2 hits, decapitated, brain scooped out and baked into a cake before sec even shows up
By stride I mean you can go anywhere, know where everything is, do everything and kill for ID's for idlocked stuff, build a telcomms, teleport bodies simply by sight, all construction, deconstruction, mastered the engines, balls deep into misc science for all the doodads, locking/blowing borgs, fixing borgs, able to build mechs, borgs, mommis, and bots by memory, knows medbay and field medicine, headswap and cloning husks, most surgeries, easy to get effective self defense tools in each job for murderboning, etc, etc, etc.

You'll never stop learning even years later but once you get the core experience under your belt and can do it quickly by memory you can really throw yourself into the meat of the round all round every round cause you know where to go what to do and you wont get dunked on doing it.

>>151462561
Should I run a fixing telcomms 101 class some time as AI?
I can even cast explosion!

If I wrote short stories about different jobs, antags and races would you people like it?
No names though. Everyone in the story would be nameless.

Anyone got that sprite sheet for the Martians?

>no lisa the painful game mode

>>151466543
Sure just don't edge it.

>>151466543
Sure. Library needs stuff that isn't memes

>>151466543
would it have like guides or anthing to help a new player?

>>151467301
It would depend on the story.

>>151467465
I was actually thinking of something not in-game, I could put it in the library though.

>>151467542
I don't think so, it would be more of a related experiences and feelings that someone that plays the role has.

>>151466543
Definitely. Anything that isn't more porn.

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My child, you were to pure for this world

>pop out of disposals as vox blyat
>cargo tech naturally tries to push me over
>whatever, waltz out when the door gets opened
>assistant mcgreyshit beats me to death with a toolbox upon my exit from cargo
>ahelp
>"he was confused by the disarm spam from the cargo tech, it was a misunderstanding"
>spend the rest of the round unable to use my ship because he fucked off with my ID
>not antag
brilliant

>armed an ready to fend off lings
>get knocked over by air flow and killed
i thought someone said making a spear from a plasma glass shard makes it better? it seemed the same

>>151469553
We could have gotten our own Mechanic's workshop going if I didn't forget to put my mask back on and pop my lungs.

I consider myself one of the better botanists. So when the chef shows up to the shift, I already have high potency breadfruit, 20 sacks of freshmade flour, 10 bottles of fresh milked milk, a stocked fridge, more diona meat than any man could want, and we're ready to go.

And the chef won't do anything but deep fry raw meat. I tried to teach him, but I don't think it stuck.

I relentlessly grew Diona but they all abandoned botany

I spent the whole second half of the shift trying to teach a newbie the basics of botany, but he almost killed himself weeding because he's bad at aiming his clicks. He meant well but he just is not good at clicking anything.

At least the trader was nice, he even came by at the end to offer me some mushrooms too.

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>be borg
>accidently space self fighting a hivebot outside an airlock
>no fire extinguisher so im doomed to float forever
>sand the ai binary chats me with his plan to get me back
>blows me so i stop floating
>uses my MMI coordinates to teleport me back
>gets me put in a new body

he actually did it, the absolute madman

>>151469724
This is why I just stick to Xenobotany
All the fun shit of botany, without any of the annoy bullshit of Botany

>>151469553
Is there something more fun than being on the AI's shitlist all shift? Keep trying to do shit and you hear them shit talking you over binary and pop up on your tracker.

>>151469810
I really don't mind newbies if they want to learn, it can just be exhausting sometimes.

And I WANT to grow stuff for the chef. It breaks my heart when I make him nice stuff and he just deep fries.

>>151469724
Thanks for the gloves
I didn't get to use them because somebody stole my ID

>>151469810
Yeah but you don't get to butcher grabby shitters

>>151469987
You could've hung out in botany if you wanted. I only needed one tray to teach the newbie stuff with.

>>151469936
I feel the same way, but I got to the point where I just couldn't take the chefs who refused to do anything other than oven food or deep fried dank weed, or all the botanists who just did the dank weed meme over and over again.

>>151470069
I wanted to grow aloe vera and cook medical supplies

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Glad I chose to take on the main shuttle instead of hide with muh greentext.

>>151470175
you got away with so much shit on pure luck/crew incompetence

it was brilliant to watch

>>151470271
And mostly jetting about in space.

lets not forget

>asimov borgs
>code green
>not arming your borgs with lasers

dishonrabru

WHILE WE WAIT QUICK NAME YOUR THREE FAVORITE JOBS
FAVORITE GAME MODE
FAVORITE WEAPON
FAVORITE MECH
FAVORITE FOOD
>miner nurse xenobio
>cult
>laser rifle
>gygax
>dindu muffin

>>151470734
CMO, sec officer, greytiding cosplayer.
Highlander
Sword
Gygax
Cheesecake.

>game mode
blob

>weapon
laser cannon

>mech
GYGAX
Y
G
A
X

>food
giga puddi

>>151470734
botanist
engineer
chemist

blob

spray bottle

none

yellowcake

what is worst gamemode

>>151470990
ling with no traitors
after that extended with no bus at the two hour mark

>>151470734
>Sec, Cargo Tech, Roboticist
>Vampire
>flamethrower
>Good ol' Ripley
>That one jelly with the eyes, forget what it's called
Favorite drink?
>Red Tea

>>151470990
it's a fiercely contended trifecto between Malf, Ling and Rev
personally I lean towards Malf

>>151470734
miner/assistant
axe
HONK
roburger

>>151470734
>AI, doctor, captain
>meaty ores
>poison disguised as medicine
>mechs are for pussies
>robustanuts

>>151470990
Monkeys, followed closely behind by Rev and meteors

>>151471197
>malf
>worst
>he doesn't make borgs not connected to the AI that are literally immune to everything the AI can do to them

git gud

>>151471295
Yeah about that.

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>>151471295
I can't, the entire station became plasma the very second someone said the word "blue" over the radio and I am not one of the 4 people that have an atmos hardsuit

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>>151471363
>he doesn't thinly veil metagaming under the guise of rp
just say your character is paranoid from a war or some shit like that.

>>151470990
Rev/blob/wizard/ops/malf
You know everything you do is pointless and the round is ending soon so you may as well just kill yourself and go read some homos being homos while the worst caustic toxic people shit up the server

>>151471295
You still need your actuator and you gotta charge some time senpai. Plus you get wanged if you do it for no reason.

>>151470734
janny, clown
rev
any
any
cheesie honkers

>>151471493
I just say I did it to get practice doing it cause the wires thing is weird.

>>151470990
CULT
IT'S SHIT
IT'S BASICALLY LIKE LING BUT SOMEHOW SHITTER BECAUSE IT'S MORE STEALTH BASE AND THE FRENCH FUCK MADE IT EXTREMELY REWARDING TO MAKE A ROOM IN SPACE AND SEND IN GHOSTS TO MURDERBONE

REMOVE CULT REMOVE CULT

>>151471493
The borgs retain law 0 even after they are unbound from the AI. And if it's anything like the traitor law you can not remove it by any means.

>>151470990
rev
every gamemode has its flaws, but none are as irredeemably shit as rev is

>>151471669
b-but muh fukken steampunk cthulhus

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>>151470734
Roboticist, Quartermaster, Chef
Autotraitor/Tensioner
Detective Revolver
Durand
Twobread

>>151471669
I liked it when Nar-sie was a reskinned Singulo, before cult got a lot of its more powerful magic. It had a nice atmosphere, maybe because it was always forced into the background due to the cultist's comparative weakness. And you could actually escape from Nar-sie, unlike now when it becomes a murderbone.

How to fix cult:
>If cultists successfully summon Nar-Sie in 30 minutes
Normal ending, power goes out, harvests fuck everyone
>After 30 minutes
Power does not fail, Nar-Sie will not transform anyone into new Harvesters except the original 9

Automatically dispatches an ERT with eguns, holywater rapid-fire syringe guns, and one (1) DRUNGI-class Narsiekiller Missile loaded in a rocket launcher.

>>151470734
>engie mechanic QM
>extended
>implying I'm robust enough to ever get my hands on one
>mechs are all slow garbage
>for no raisins

>>151472445
>mechs are all slow garbage
not the gygax ody or phazon mechs

>>151472626
ody is worthless though, gygax eats up charge and integrity like a mofo, and phazon shouldn't be in the game

>>151472732
>>151472626
Ody is worthless for its intended purpose, only good for duping chems and having a broken ass inescapable sleeper

>>151472732
>ody is worthless
i once shot a dude in the middle of being beaten to death and in plasma with a special mix, he jumped from near crit to more than 50% health

>>151470734
>miner bartender MD
>blob
>ripley clamp
>Ripleyw/DD on
>hyperzine pill

>>151472843
>ripley jobfags who can't get out of their tin can and fight some goliaths like men

Disgusting, not real miners t b h.

>>151472992
agreed

>>151472992
>>151473092
>t. poorfags who spend more time ''''fighting'''' retarded mob AI than getting rich enough to build your own station from scratch

>>151473092
clusterfuck more like flusteredcuck am I right

>>151473092
>>151473240

sorry meant for
>>151472843

>>151470175
>remember that I should interact with people more
>say hi to the lesbians
>chat for a few mins
>decide to go talk to more people and not hang out with the lesbians like I had wanted
>get succed by a ling
>go to work
>see this

Would you have betrayed me, Felicity?

>>151472435
DietyLink wouldn't like that, it makes cult too hard! It was his favorite pet project and whenever he was admin during cult he always helped them out or would make himself cultist. Was annoying as fuck.

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>>151473718
>have all antags except cult and milf turned on
>deity buses me into cult leader 2 minutes into the round

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>>151472435
anti cult squad wearing demonicas WHEN?

>>151473835
Don't forget him literally telling cultists what to do while he observed.

>>151473934
Nigga had the audacity to get mad at me when I ahelped that I had no idea how to play cult and asked why was I made cult leader
Every single time I get converted into this gamemode abortion everyone fucks off and I ask via PDA what to do and nobody ever communicates so I do whatever.

>>151472435
nigga this god is someone who can fuck up bluespace a missile shouldn't be able to do shit
t.cultist

>>151474169
Obviously it's a holy missile made with the left index finger bone of Space Jesus after the first rapture.

That's why there's only one.

>>151474119
Would you like to learn how to cult?

>>151474665
I would like it if it wasn't a retarded gamemode where cultists would fucking work together and communicate one way or another.

>>151474665
No.

>>151474986
Communicate runes. Teleport runes. You have no excuse to not communicate.

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>>151475157
>implying I'm the one not communicating

>>151475157
>You have no excuse to not communicate.
what about "the asshat that converted me didn't give me a book"

>>151475319
Then fuck that asshat, go beat him up until he gives you one

>>151475309
Good. You did what you could.

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>>151475157
What about when it's a cult round where all the cultists are clueless

>>151475441
you have about six redundant words there

>>151475407
t.dietylink

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>>151475543
>it's a "point out the grammar flaws because I don't have a counter point" post

>>151475703
>grammar flaws
oh honey

>ask what to do as cult convert
>"dude just read the wiki lol"
>the wiki is just a goddamn guide on which word combination does what
>nothing tells you what to do
>just play dumb the rest of the round
fun

>>151475703
The joke was that the "where all the cultists are clueless" part of "cult round where all the cultists are clueless" was redundant calm yourself you easily triggered spergo

>>151475747
https://www.quora.com/In-online-debating-is-attacking-ones-spelling-evidence-of-defeat

>>151475407
>>Then fuck that asshat, go beat him up until he gives you one
>do this
>faggot ahelps
>get b&
wOW

>>151475907
>still going over your head
Try re-reading the posts, babe

>>151475796
Crash course
Do you have a Tome?
Y: Congrats, Continue
N: Tough shit, You're just a rev now.
Click tome to read it, It has a guide in it. And can be used to write runes, using the words on the guide
Did someone tell you the words?
Y: Congrats continue
N: Shit man, looks like you have to research. Hopefully you can get atleast a few cultists you sees words.
Are your objectives done?
Y: Time to griff, Summon narsie and fail your Escape with X cultsits objective.
N: Create stun talismas using imbue and stun runes with a basket of paper, Begin meme converting everyone on a Convert rune

>>151475796
if you don't get a book and the cult doesn't tell you to do anything then it is time to have a rampage. Don't attack regular crew that can be converted or mess up the station terribly. Try to kill security members, steal things to help the cult, subvert silicons. or just be a huge distraction from the cult's activities.

>>151475796
if people know there's a cult and shuttle called convert people like crazy
if not stay low and help fellow cultists if you can
you can also also admins for lessons

>>151475907
https://www.quora.com/In-online-debating-is-linking-to-yahoo-answers-2.0-evidence-of-defeat-or-just-brainlessnees

Dafug do Busta nuts do?

>>151477108
kill you if you go into crit

>>151477108
Reverse how ZAS works for you

>>151471669
Cult is fine. The problem is with the playerbase. Look at colonial marines. they show up knowing what to do mostly, can mostly do their part, and as a result this creates a good round. the problem with cult is that 80%+ of the playerbase can't traitor for a single damn. Too many of those pick cult head. And barely anyone reads the wiki page so rather than using the ah-fucking-mazing runes and talismans it's just revolution feat. gunsci/shitcannics and chloral avengers instead of proper culting. Don't even get me started on nobody getting artificer shells and shards for the base. And all of that is nothing to the ground breaking fucking nobody that can listen and cooperate because we're apparently an aspergers colony.

>>151472435
Coderbus got stuck with a syringe once so they coded hardsuits have a stupid high deflection chance now. Guess what all the powershitters wear minutes after round start.

>>151475796
Research if it hasn't been done
Setup a couple bolt holes with teleport runes and communicate the location and word combination for each
Convert people
Get them on a different headset frequency and instruct them on not using the sbr while we're talking cult shit
Get a guy on talisman sweatshop
Get your metagang together
Go drop comms
Mass convert entire depts
Lostboy.exe sec you find in maint. Either convert them if you got gud, or shard em and have em work the base.

If there's silicons either subvert them and make sure they secure their shit or just telebomb the AI, blow the borgs, and put a prox bomb in robo.


If you neither get nor find someone with a tome try to find an abandoned convert rune. If you can't, go make an N2O rape cave and start abducting and shoving people into it until you do find one.
Also worth just gathering supplies and stocking an autism fort in space. You can blueprint it for power and even get sleepers, cloners and shit.

>>151477325
No I think it's broken by default because of stealthy it is. It's either nothing goes wrong for the cult because lol 0 sec so it's basically extended for everyone until narsie time OR it' just magicrev with sec absolutely shittstomping the cult going full gestapo.

>>151473674

Don't make me answer the hard questions.

>>151477562
That's cause of the communication and teamwork problem. They're incapable of doing shit and they've only validhunted so they can't handle cloning their own so there's very little potential for back and forth cause either sec isn't working in pairs and get dunked on or the cult is balled up or cult isn't in contact and tomed up so when the cover is blown fucking nothing happens and they just screech muh code green muh rights shitcurity shitcurity when they're the only botanist and they haven't set foot in botany for 70 minutes.

Can I put an entire bottle of vodka into an ice cream cone?

>>151478313
Uh... Maybe? If you can't, you can get 40ish of it.

>>151477325
Its funny because litearally nothing blocks syringes except those specifically coded to
i'm pretty sure teh captains godlike armor doesnt

Spell power upgrades now
>upgrading fireball makes it targetable
>upgrading shoe snatching charm makes it summon glass shards if the target isn't wearing shoes
>upgrading summon robes makes it summon a gem encrusted hardsuit with internals

I want Ramona Gret to nurse me back to health with her breasts!

>>151479362
Guess what, plasma niggers have the same deflection in their suits

>>151479632
I want to put my dick between her tits and titfuck her until I cum!

>>151479876
Nah, there's no way we have such retarded coders!

>>151480110
>>151480110
these men have taste in waifus

>>151479464
Ok but can you still quickcast fireball? because targetable spell is a downgrade.
also why would you ever spend TWO points on summon robes

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>>151479632
>>151480110

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jesus fucking christ what a great round

That mechanic place was really comfy last round.

How did they get it so big?

>>151481495
RCD walls down.

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;_;

>>151481546
Did Ian write this?

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That was fun.

>>151481546
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaG5SAw1n0c

>>151481608
we kicked the deathsquad's ass

>>151481546
written by a shitty 'deep' character/10

reminds me of my characters when i first started playing

>>151481646
why did you play a dog

how do i explore space without floating for a billion hours just to wind up back at the main station

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>>151481546
https://youtu.be/sYjlsX6bDXA
>>151481608
was interesting watching that take shape around me, good job broski

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>spawn as medical vampire
>spend round draining braindead people and subtly murdering/stealing/sabotaging the station.
>Murder the HoP for hitting me that one time.
>Blatantly refuse to clone several lads and drain their bodies
>Recall the shuttle
>bait deathsquad
>They're all searching for the nuke disk
>i have it in my bag
>chasing me around but i've since cloaked and activated my special snowflake vampire armor
>they can't see me, but they manage to corner me as i'm attempting to board the research shuttle
>dunk one deathsquid, escape before the next one can arrive
>get off the station
>admins decide to detonate the station as i reach research and throw myself into the portal

Fucking allstar finish 10/10 round

>>151481758
roll mechanic and make a space pod

>>151482163
Any idea what z level that syndie base is on?

>>151481859
Shame about the two hour buildup though.

>>151482232
What are you referring to as the "syndie base"?

If its the one the nuke ops start on, that's contained in an "admin only" sector and you will never reach it.

If its a vault, it's randomized at round start if it even spawns at all. You're honestly up to luck, which is best helped with a space pod.

>>151482332
Every time I check its there. Its the one with commandos and the syndicate comm device

Any idea on when the issues with mobs will be fixed?

I found a vault or whatever full of syndicate guys and as soon as I opened the door, one came at me at sanic speed with an esword and killed me.

>>151482285

It was fucking great, I think that's like the only reason I succeeded.

Apparently my target had ghosted at the beginning of the round so I just retrieved them, drained their blood, and tossed them into the morgue. Pretty much every corpse that came through I drained/cloned as long as it wasn't the second or third time (looking at you deep danger and devon).

I had all of my objectives and abilities at about 40 minutes in, then I started payback on the HoP and others who sleighted me. I ended up tossing my only all access ID by accident though due to a teleport mishap that landed me in space.

After that, the refugees event happened and the admins changed my objective to 'survive till the end' so I knew shit was about to go down.

Queue deathsquad and my yakety sax attempts to keep the disk away from them long enough to call the shuttle. Apparently the link was 'cut off' and I was unable to call it. That's about when centcomm threatened the supermatter and I told the deathsquad to fuck off. They didn't like that and decided to detonate the supermatter instead.

>>151481468
explain?

>>151481495
Easy to thermite too

>>151482605
It usually does help suckers of both varieties to wait for braindeads for easy upgrades. But then again, you're waiting bloody two hours to do anything, shit man.

>>151482569
yeah blame deity for that

>>151481859
>>151482285
Go laser or shitter juice 3 guys. That gets you your x-ray, thrall sec, and the rest of your nigger powers. Takes you less than 20 minutes. Then shabam, you can just wander around memeing on people and dragging them off. If you're getting lucky you can start thralling every other guy so you have a crew to watch your back and bully the shit out of people. Frame em, rape em, get on with life.

>>151482925
You don't need them though. They're nice freebies but really it's a joke to just grab some people in maint, by a maint door, or come in the back of a dept or office as get it on. Vampire and ling are obscenely powerful as long as you have the audacity to play aggressively.

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>>151484073
speaking of getting powers and actually using them
>be a shitty horribad vampire
>get some blood somehow
>capture my assassinate target and thrall him
>tell him to suicide bomb the HoS
>both bodies brought into my medbay

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>>151484158
And another thing, as you dunk on people you can just start changing identities so people don't go ahh it's an unknwon spergout, let their guard down and get meme'd on as a result.

>>151484187
God bless enthrall

>>151484158
I'm talking about that specific round more than vamp in general because that is what he did.

>>151482942
Blame unid actually

>>151482569
I already put a fix up on github

>only rcd can remove flooring
how is a mommi supposed to do it

>>151484775
mommis can use rcds

>>151484775
By.... Getting an rcd? You have a material synth, you can upgrade chargers, and you can keep cycling super caps. You can box or backpack matter chips for a ton in a locker.

>>151480241

but we do

Do people ever use the keycard authentication device function that unlocks all the maintenance airlocks?
I've never really seen it used, not even once.
Maybe people would use it more if it actually restricted access to require sec access or something.

>>151486297
We've used it a couple times in blob/vamp/wiz/ling. Between tard wrangling for it and the people who matter already having it makes it eh.

>>151486297
Restricting it to sec access would only stop nobodies too cause the rest of us can just hack or deconstruct around it.

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>send a message to NT that says 'your gay'
>they make me public enemy #1
>forced to flee into space

Uwaga, pisałem to dnia 17.09.2011 około 4 rano. Otóż wybrałem się na domówkę, studencki czwartek motzno. Wszystko działo się 16 września 2011 r. Pewnie przeczyta to kilka osób nim to usuną, ale cóż, przynajmniej będziecie wiedzieć, wklejajcie to gdzie się tylko da! Ale wracam do domówki. Było z 20 osób, prawie cała moja grupa studenciak dziennikarstwa here. Alkohol się lał litrami, masa wódki poszła. Około godziny 22 miałem tak dobrze, że poszedłem rwać jakąś dziewczynę. Nazywa się Patrycja, nawet niezła laska, fajny tyłek małe cycki. Ona lekko podpita, tańczymy razem. I jest coraz lepiej, moje ręce wędrują do jej tyłka, ona robi dziwną minę. Chciałem pocałować ją, odwaga motzno wtedy była. Dotknąłem jej ust, ona wsadziła mi język od razu. No i idziemy do sypialni rodziców koleżanki, akurat inna para zwolniła miejsce. Liżemy się, ja się rozbieram ona nic. Ja się pytam czemu nie nie robi. Ona mówi mi, że musi mi coś powiedzieć. No to ja ok szybko i chodź się kochać. Ona mówi do mnie że SEKS NIE ISTNIEJE.. Ja sobie kurwa myśle co ona brała, ile wypiła czy co. Ja prawiczek oczywiście, miała być moją pierwszą. To ona mówi że seks to tylko legenda, że on nie istnieje i że każdy kto mówi że uprawiał seks to słyszał tę historę i powtarza ją każdemu. Ja zaśmiałem się głos i macam ją po tyłku. Ona mi plaskacza strzeliła i mówiła bym słuchał. Mówi mi że jak komuś o tej rozmowie powiem, to po prostu zniknę. Seksu nie ma, ale mam mówić wszystkim że zaliczyłem Pati i że była niezła. Mówiła to bardzo serio, dziś wysłałem jej smsa czy to prawda a ona odpisała mi że tak. I o co w tym kurwa chodziło? Ktoś może to potwierdzić? Jakoś subiektywnie by nikt się nie dowiedział albo coś takiego, bo jak to prawda nie chcę znikać.


mode co ta kapcz mowi "vihe" xD

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>>151488614

>>151488614
REMOVE KEBAB remove kebab

I want to _______ _________


fill in the blanks

>>151490259
I want to play video games

>>151490259
you to stop posting
forever

>>151490259
Hotdog Ramona!

Who is the most robust waifu? Are there even any that could be considered robust?

stop waifupostin
Stop rp
Stop fun gimmicks
Remove static naming
Make zealotron headline
Remove botany access from chefs

Discuss

>>151490557

kys

>>151488614
DONT MOCK ME

friendly reminder that there is nothing wrong with waifus

>>151490259
I want to hug the lesbians

>>151490557
Waifuposting needs to go. People should be acknowledged for what they do ingame, not on how people want to fuck them.

Space Station 13 is a role-playing game. This includes action and combat at times. A proper mix is what /vg/station has strived for, and has at times kept to the gold standard that other servers should follow.

Gimmicks can be good. Gimmicks can be bad. Of your gimmick revolves around forcing other players to follow it, and you are not an antag, you should reconsider your gimmick.

Static naming has its place. Some players prefer to play the same character so they can develop their personality. When it gets to be an issue, however, the right to static name can be rescinded.

Assuming you mean headmin, give Zealotron more time.

Die in a fire, chefs need that access.

>>151491750
>zealotron headmin
please god no

>>151490557
I partialy disagree

>>151491823
He can be good. He can be bad. Give him time, see how he develops.

>>151490557
If you late join, get fucked.
If they raid they get thrown out. If they persist they get brain cake'd.

It's not like losing access does anything anyway. All you're doing is wasting 5 minutes to get tools and do your thing.

>>151490557
>the assistant eats the deepfried corn oil snackbar cereal flavored chocolate bar

>>151490994
Kiedyś za młodu nie chciałem iść do szkoły i wsadziłem termometr do herbaty. Niestety herbata miała over 9000 stopni i termometr pękł. Nie chciałem dostać po dupie więc wyjebałem termometr za szafę (pewnie dalej tam leży xD). Potem babcia weszła do pokoju i spytała czy mam temperaturę. Ja mówię, że nie i, że odłożyłem termometr już bebciu. No to babcia se siadła i patrzy jak wpierdalam śniadanie. I w pewnym momencie pyta się "a herbatki czemu nie pijesz, nie dobra?". Ja jej na to, że właśnie jakaś dziwna. Więc babcie podeszła, wzięła kubek, spróbowała, uznała, że normalnie smakuje i, że sama wypije. I niestety wypiła ;_; Niedługo po tym nie miałem już babci. Dostała krwotoku w przewodzie pokarmowym. Lekarze uznali, że to jakiś wyjątkowo duży wrzód pękł. Do dziś tylko ja znam prawdę i nikomu o tym nie mówiłem.

>>151492532
I cry

>>151490557
yes

fuck no, this is a roleplaying game, /vg/'s uniqueness is that we have RP and action in just the right amounts, without either one, we are not /vg/

fun gimmicks is subjective, if you mean 'hitler gimmick' or 'trump gimmick' then yeah that shit needs to be cracked down on

static naming is okay as long as you don't use it to form an entourage of greyshits to protect you at all times

what?

YES YES YES FUCK YES PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TAKE THEIR FUCKING BOTANY ACCESS I KEEP HAVING FUCKS PLANT DANK WEED IN MY TRAYS

>/vg/ has a ban valids culture

Nice mEmE

>>151494534
>who is mr pain666 and solarious gabriella for 500 please

>>151494795
>mr"let me permaban and remove after 20 minutes"pain

ide se dziś do kiosku po męskie i zapalare a tu patrze peja przede mną w kolejce no to ja go pytam 'peja kurwo czemu kupujesz długopisy w kiosku' on na mnie patrzy takim przestraszonym wzrokiem 'spoko ziomeczku tylko żelpena kupowałem mature mam' no to ja go z kopa w dupe na szczęście jak przyjebał w krate kiosku cały garnitur zakrwawiony ja mu mówie żeby poczekał to przynajmniej na karetke zadzwonie on 'nie nie nic sie nie stało ziomeczku ja sie zawijam' na to kioskarka drze morde że reszty nie wzioł ale peja jak puścił w długą to tyle go widzieli.

teraz mam wezwanie do sądu jako świadek w sprawie nieodebrania reszty przez słynnego rapera Ryszarda 'Peja' Rynkowskiego, tyle przegrać
t. skowron

>>151496676
it happend 2 months ago I swear

VN when

>>151497639
>Implying anyone would ever write/draw/code for a ss13 VN

>>151497780
One dude on the thread said he was gonna do it though, and if I trust anything, it's promises made in passing by anonymous people on 4chan

>>151496790
:C

Shut up faggots it is time to talk xeno tactics. Specifically your starting nesting spot.
Me being a pro queen myself is about to tell you the places that are nice to nest in and those who aren't'.

>Maint above chapel
Horrible, a lot of people traverse through here, there are windows everywhere, there is essentially no cover so your weeds/eggs will be spotted by the first nerd who walks through.

>Ghetto bar
Great place, not a lot of people walk through here unless someone is actually working on the ghetto bar which doesn't happen all that often, the window is a dead give away but people rarely fly or spacewalk over there and there are plenty of corners and it is narrow, so placing huggers around corners are many times free hugs.

>Virology
Also good but it is the first place people will check. Get free monkeys for some free larvas but is isolated and the vents aren't connceted on the inside which means your traversing is limited unless you want to destroy the doors but then you blow your cover

>AI Core
Memetastic and can actually be good if there are few cyborgs and no AI since nobody bothers with that place if there is no AI.
Not a lot of space to move and catching people to hug them will be difficult.
Pipes are connected to the rest of the bridge so you could just hug the command staff if you are pro.

Anything else?

>>151499245
>maint above chapel
>horrible
I have literally fucking dominated stations by setting up in ghetto morgue and turning the entire goddamn maint into the xeno's own personal fortress.

>>151499245
you can kill every nest above chapel just by breaking the windows to space

>>151499941
>xenos
>needing to breathe
heheheh ok

>>151499941
Spacing a nest literally doesn't matter anymore as long as the host gets infected it doesn't need to be alive anymore.

>>151500006
>>151500019
hosts dont need to be alive anymore?

>>151499245
Don't forget the science outpost
>ez monkeys
>barely checked
>a lot of space for a lot of eggs
>- it needs extra work to get to the station


Virology has a chokepoint, that's better left not exactly sealed but obstructed to wavy 1 tile corridors. This way you force people to go on a line because breaking a better entrance is too much work.

Best tactic I've used has always been making two nests.

>>151500143
They have to be alive when you hug them but after they have been hugged they don't need to be alive.

>>151500205
how gay and lore breaking

>>151498007
That's how katawa should got made and look how that ended

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Are skellingtons back for good now?

Why'd they even get removed in the first place?

>>151501203
Added for the memes, removed for the memes, and added for the memes again

>have time to play
>can't really work up the drive to do it
>don't have time to play
>want to play a lot
I spend more time observing than I do playing anymore
God damnit

Good away mission round. I, Nochta Iglav, did my best

>>151501438
>quartiecute

>>151501980
For some reason a bunch of people had icute in their ID

>>151501776
>want to play
>join server
>see 130ms ping due to ISP shitting for months and living far away from Canada
>want to kill myself

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>>151496676
noc nadchodzi głucha

>job mechanics are literally the simplest in the whole game, simpler than using a microwave, and massively reward powergaming a spreadsheet
>does not allow you to easily co-op with miners, does not easily allow you to interact with vaults
>only uses are stealing shit and completely one-sided tricks such as: instantly teleyoink guy into superheated plasma, instantly telebomb anything you want and shit all over the entire fucking gamemode, take a big fat dump over so much as the IDEA of a hostage situation ever existing
>only legitimate use makes one whole job completely fucking useless (paramed)
Why the fuck does telesci still exist?

>>151503269
>turn hostage's suit sensors off
>they can't do shit

>>151503640
If they know where you are they can work out the approx coords from any point of reference/spreadsheet and then :b teleporting secborg on top of or ;lol just pacid smoke grenade them and clone the hostage xd

>>151502752
skowron to mój wajfu spierdalać

How do you turn up the tickrate on servers? I'm dicking around on baycode but everything is so painfully slow

>>151504951
That's a good one anon

>>151504951
click show debug verbs and it will be there

is discord down?

>>151505684
nah its still up

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>>151505769
it gets stuck loading forever for me then after a while just smacks me with this screen

>>151506076
post link to secret discord

>>151506076
same for me

>>151506076
Discord's borked yeah.

>>151501980
>>151502018
>sj renaming everyone to cute when giving all access
there was a plasmawoman nina tucker, quarticute
clown, clownicute
ginger, geneticute
probably other i forgot

>>151506076
You fool
You've told the masses about the secret channel

>>151507792
rule zero sj when

>>151507792
Wow how did I not realize that happened

>>151507792
>SJ giving all access to Kammer
Not surprised to be honest

>>151507798
oh noooooo they'll know they were missing out on absolutely nothing, with foster shitposting with @here once in a while

>>151508342
>gave all access to everyone because it was low pop

Not surprised to be honest

>>151507792
Securicute was one

>It's another episode of sj and kammercunt hardcore metafriending

Not even surprised

>>151508534
Yeah it's really just a more exclusive shitposting room
The other secret channel is the good one

>>151508684
>Giving all access to people

Shitty HoP

>>151508995
He was a mechanic and also a traitor if I recall.

>>151508932
it's literally fucking nothing too

>>151508878
>sj meta friends by giving all access
>xevonix meafriends by using ghost chair spinning to announce who the antagonists are

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>>151503269
>Not doing sick pranks on the station with telescience

Playing xcom 2, give me a picture of your character and name.

can't stream though, shitty internet.

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>>151510053
Julia Brandt (Blue hair, brown eyes)
thanks to our resident drawfag for this

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>>151503269
>not pulling off devilish heists

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This should be a thing if it isn't already

>>151510053
solariusshitterella

>>151510478
Code it

>>151510478
What, an invisible esword?

>>151510805
Yeah, tator mime only would make the most sense

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>>151510053
Reica Carter

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>>151510053
Nina Tucker

theautomaticdiag-nosticandannouncementsystem
welcomesyou tothestation

>>151504705
psi synu falusie męski nie mów mi co mam robić

>>151512229
The time is twelve noon