The Sims General /tsg/

Didn't die before image cap for once, proud of u guys

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That last thread was great

Was it good for you too bb?

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redid Wolfgang Munch, he looks like a... well adjusted human being

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>>151083156
>Some of us are still going

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Will all the sims I threw in Newcrest die because I placed them all on empty lots?

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>>151083156
>>151083654
We're off to a bang on this one.

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Celebrating promotions... yay

>>151081881
I like the butt chin :3 And green because I like alt girls

>>151082287
But meth is good for your skin.

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Here's Copgirl uploaded alone with all her current CC for the anon last thread!

https://mega.nz/#!xNh0BDrZ!SonRTpuNcdXN7PnyPWVqtxErWPcWKDyacHErIGL-Zog

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>>151084904
Lush

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>>151083654
>>151084341

AWW YEAH

Before anybody asks, I have no idea where this is from

Can someone give me a .zip or just a package file for mosaic remover? I don't have unrar-ing software, every one I've found sucked

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>>151085120
for ts4?

https://mega.nz/#!1FBAiZqT!GIMAbjGUk122xEaVYiy1XQYshwfz7v7HpeCaof0q_qs

here.

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Hey whats going on in this threa-

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>>151085683
>Mmph mph mphh?

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>>151085827
Don't ERP rape me! I'll call the police!

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>>151085479
thanks

>>151086069

I'd pump a rum her pickle pee

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Tell me the viability of the Sims 3 + all expansions /vsg/

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>>151086264
Oddly enough, that made me hungry for pickles.

>>151086492

Oh God

What happened to Kimbo's eyes?!

>>151086606
Probably some sort of stoned eyes CC

>>151086606
>Kimbo
The names you guys give Kim. I need to make a Bimbo Kim now.

Also, Pink eye.

>>151086852

I-It's a term of endearment, n-not bimbo. It's from that old bum turned MMA fighter who died a short time ago, Kimbo Slice. Because Kim is so tough.

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/tsg/ gone wild edition is more like it

>>151086492
is that a kermit che shirt lol
also hi <3

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TS4 VIRTUAL REALITY EDITION WHEN?

>>151087437

>"I can't believe I get to tap this ass."

>>151087651

Not soon enough

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>OPEN WIDE, HARPER! TIME FOR YOU TO TASTE MY SPECIAL SAUCE!

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>>151088156
Shouldn't he be saying that to his futuristic daughter? cough cough

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>>151088596
oh shi---

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>>151088731
Dreams have came true

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This literal fucking thread.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-9qEd0440E

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>>151088731
Is he sweating?

The little bitch.

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>>151088947
This thread needs jesus

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>Nowwwwww this is the story all about how I banged Copgirl and spawned a sexy troll--

>>151089527
Those Tids make me Die.

Ahh I see you kept my link in the OP

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>>151089261

Well I found a Hipster Jesus in my game

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>Dad, stop bring a weirdo and put on some fucking pants.

>>151089674
oh wow, whoever made the thread before ninja edited that in there, but yeah, guess it's in there now?

if you'd prefer it not to be, whoever makes the thread next time can omit it

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vesper kind of accidentally looks like mary elizabeth winstead

oops

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>>151089791
wtf, is he wearing problem glasses?

>>151090181

He's the librarian, they all get those glasses regardless of sex now, I think.

Also good to see Lydia getting some lovin'.

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G'night, /tsg/.

Happy fapping

>>151090181
>Not dancing naked in front of a jukebox.

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>tfw you tap out a sick bongo beat on someone's ass

>>151090120
You say that like it's a bad thing

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>>151091561
i love MEW :3

great, now i'm trying to think of any actress that looks like copgirl lol

>>151086852
>The names you guys give Kim.

Kimmers
Kim-a-licious
Kim-o-tron
Kimber Wolf

>>151093184

The Kim-machine
The Kim-massacre

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MILF

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>>151093184
>>151094664
At least we finally weeded out Kimmo.

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How a lowly detective can afford a big house and a busty blond wife, I may never understand

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>>151098275
To be fair he's pretty good lookin himself

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>>151098601
Ella came here to make friends but she can't help feeling jealous of it all... it being the double Ds sittin' on the housewife's chest

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Never send teens to space.

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>Why don't you come over here and sit on daddy's lap?

>>151098959

Ella still a qt

>>151101379

After she sits on his lap, they can talk about the first thing that pops up.

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>>151101379
>I love it when you wear my panties

>>151100873
>rocket crash
That can happen? Can Sims die from it?
It's TS4, so probably not

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>>151102284
yeah i think they can. i usually save before i send sims i care about to space, just in case.

>>151102284
>They will never bring back death by sattelite

>>151104484
>we'll never have a rainbow assortment of ghosts like in the sims 3

>>151102284
I think it only lets it happen if you have a sim mess with it as a prank

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Guess whose drunk? Im drunk. Oh god! WHEREd YOU GET THOSE LOLLIPOPS!?!

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I usually don't pornify my sim, but y'all got me curious.

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>>151108037
Oh boy

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>>151108382
You can't see it but his nads are flopping around gracefully

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>>151108649
Namaste on these nuts

>>151107021

I'm a bit tipsy too.

>>151109557

It's a good thing she's distracted from the ongoing lewdness.

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Poor Ella just wants to get boned but she's too shy to meet new people.. guess she'll just settle for reading smut
in the back of a public library, what a pervert

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>>151111040
Yeah, shes always day dreaming, cloud gazing and playing with toys.
>except sister is a teen now

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>>151108037
which posemod is this ?

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Yar har skimmy tee dee! How be you scurvy land lovers? I be good aye. But lydia keeps running away from me, makes Kim a very sad pirate. But its ok, I've got yee fellows to keep me company. YOu ain't to bad for yee scurvy land lovers.

Does anyone here want to put it in my butt? Because I am very much drunk and willing to do whatever it means to be a true sea loving pirate. Yarr hard Now, tell me a good story so I may enjoy a great story shamed bty you! TSG! Share me a story. Yarr har.

Also, ps. Allow me to plunder your booty with my blunderbust.

>>151112558
Think it's Doggy on Bed 1 by mike24, came with Wicked Woohoo

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Imagine having to learn about the birds and the bees, finding out your mom is also your dad, and being told you're adopted all in the same day

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>>151113785
Nico and Dylan are terrible parents

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>>151113059

"What a good little cabin girl you've been, my Kimmy-kins," Lydia purred, as she lubed up her fearsome looking strap-on dildo. Kim struggled against the restraints, just a bit. She knew good and well she wasn't going anywhere. But it was okay - when Captain Lydia spoke to her about getting the "poop deck swabbed," she understood the implication. Still, now that it was actually happening, she was having second thoughts. Her toes curled as Lydia grasped her tiny ass.

"SKEET SKEET, KIDDO!" Lydia yelled, as she drove the big pin up Kim's butt. Kim roared in pleasured pain. It was just big enough to stretch out her ring muscle, but not so big to cause serious discomfort. Lydia rocked back and forth and started working Kim's poop chute while smacking her bare pussy with a gloved hand. As she started to cum all over the deck, Kim couldn't believe she was being paid for this. Her contract would end once their ship (named "The Fartbox") reached the Bahamas. Though maybe if she was an extra good cabin girl, Captain Lydia would let her re-enlist ...

>>151113785

Whatever generation comes after Millenials, this is probably how they'll see things.

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>"OH now you're just rubbing it in!"

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I find it hilariously appropriate how lewd mods have brought everyone back to tsg.

>>151119327
Wuh-oh. Wasn't Lydia worried he was gonna cheat on her?

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All these seats and you chose to stand.. okay

All this lewd wore me out in a good way.

Goodnight, butt-sluts!

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>So what color are your panties?!
>What?
>I SAID, WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR PANTIES?!
>WHAT?

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>(Joy)How was your first girls night out, honey?
>(Ella)Huh? You invited your husband.
>(J)O-okay.. your first night out and about. Did you meet anyone new?
>Yeah, that weird guy with the headphones. Who wears headphones to a nightclub?
>(Simon) Not only that, didn't you hear him ask what color your panties are?
>Wha-
>He also asked if he could assault the pink fortress, bring an al-dente noodle to the spaghetti house, bruise the meat curtains, burp the worm in the mole hole, caddle-prod the oyster ditch with the lap roc-
>(J)That's enough, dear.
>(S)What? He said it.
>(E).... I think I'm ready to go home.

I need someone to make Zero Time Dilemma sims

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>>151119668
Naw, that's not her husband, that's Johnny, who apparently smells freshly slammed muff. Fucker shows up at the worst times, but I find it hilarious he just "showed up" as soon as I started goofing around with this mod.

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>>151124285
Ella is a girl of nature

>>151117742
Where's that anon that said lewds killed the thread

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>>151125536
At church praying for us.

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Christ Prick, would you wash your face already?

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alright last bump for the night

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some of these pose packs i have look really fucking hilarious before there's a second body posed with it

>>151117742
the general that sluts together stays together :3

>>151123367
hi, i'll do it

>>151111551
aww, i wanna make a qt girffriend or boyfriend for her now

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>>151126680
I don't think she can handle a relationship, being way too awkward and naive. She's 20 and a kissless virgin, but she could use someone to teach her how to get down and dirty, no strings attached, knowwhatI'msayin?

>>151127795
so like an enabling fuckbuddy? :D

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>Heya, Simon.
>Hi El-... You're naked. In my house. Why are you naked?
>Oh, I was skinny-dipping out back, in your pool. How was your day?
>It was fi- listen, I know you're some kind of strange hippie, but I'm gonna need you to put some clothes on. This is weird.
>Hey, it's only natural. Animals don't wear clothes!
>Yeah, but they're covered in fur!
>Not all of them, like naked mole rats and sphinx cats, and sheep, when you shave them!
>.....
>.....
>Put some clothes on.
>Okay.

>>151128634
yessss

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Bedtime for me, seeya.

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looks like sleep isn't happening. So bumping. Also the pillow talk mod is wonderful. Why the fuck isn't EA using these animations yet? I feel like I bitch about this every patch. They're just sitting here waiting to be linked to an interaction menu.

I've always wondered about saving, does it only happen when you want to or are there events where it'll save whether you want it to or not, like a sim dying?

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>when you just cant be fucked styling a person anymore

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>>151132612
I've never encountered the game saving unless I specifically tell it to.

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befriend magical pony
y/n

>>151113059
>land lover
>yarr hard
>blunderbust

Are you... Are you doing this on purpose?

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Something funky is going on with Miriam's clothing and I have a feeling those new lewd mods are doing it. It just gives me random shit every time I change her outfits. I just wanted her to have fun time at the pool while her parents did lewd shit at home, goddammit. Kinda like this random outfit.

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>>151134683
that's a cute shirt

>>151134827
What are you insinuating?

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What a lame club. Let's blow this joint and head to motherfucking waffle house.

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>>151135016
I'm openly stating that the shirt is cute.

>>151135229
yeah i bet you love looking at kids shirts you sick fuck

>>151135392
>>151135016
Get your mind out of the gutter

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>>151135507
Yeah. I agree.
Im not sure how anon even got that sort of idea from my post

>>151135589
youve done it before you creep

pepperidge farm remembers

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>>151135687
So does your mom.

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Pretty sure that lady over there is a succubus. My uncle taught me how to spot 'em.

Oh please, not this again...

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Yea 'sright, I know what you are, bucko! Go suck someone else off, we got protection at this table!

>>151135826
whatever creep we still have all those messages you sent my sister

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>>151136345
Your sister is 30.

>>151136389
you fucking know she isnt fucker stop lying

>>151136472
You have a sister complex. Shes legal bro

>>151136598

no ones legal for the kind of sick shit this fucker was pedalling. no ones going to agree to being cut up and forcefed to a woodchipper while this fap happy cunt films it. you fucking tell me where it says thats cool fucker.

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>>151136776

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>>151136776
>cut up and forcefed to a woodchipper while this fap happy cunt films it
How graphic!

>>151136987
>>151137146
everyone knows its you you sick fucking shit theres only two people on this board it could be and the other is some kiwi cunt fucker on the other side of the world whos probably still in bed after hammering their asshole full of vegetables

>>151137202
>>151136776
What do you mean by kiwi? Do you mean they're from New Zealand or do you mean they actually fuck kiwi fruits?

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>>151137202
>hammering their asshole full of vegetables
Jesus christ, lack of sleep is making this sentence way funnier than it should be.

Instantly came to mind:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U03qLdkjrV4

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>>151137202
I'm def not pedo thats for sure.
nor do i put vegetables in my anus.
not sure why you are so hostile tho.
Also that other person is lydia anon

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>>151137461
Hey, I would never tell someone to jump in a wood chipper. I'm Canadian, so it would be a snowblower.

>>151137786
Oh, no i wasnt insinuating you were.
Just saying the aggressive anon is mistaken all around

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Friggen love my waffle house, but I think I'll actually start a sim to manage the place and maybe hire some more interesting staff.

Alright, time to attempt sleep once more. Last bump.

this start up my game randomly generated 11 elderly sims

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Its birthday time.
I hope she ages up to be attractive

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>>151143421
nope
guess her elder sister will have the babies/

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>>151143923
Red head looks more like mum and blonde looks more like dad, except the hair colours.
Im a lil disappoint.

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At least shes got a nice bod

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A passing bump.

>>151133930

y

mite b cool

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>"poast pic of feet plz"
>"Willing to pay you 3k to kick me in the balls repeatedly, pls send private message if interested"
>"I WANT YOU TO POOP ON ME"
>"pUt shoE on HeAD!!"
>"will u peg me???"

Rising teen music star Sofia Bjergsen discovers the ills of social media, and pines for the days when guys would just ask for boob pictures.

>>151137786

Do snowblowers even have blades? It would be bad ass though, sending a spray of viscera out the side.

>>151135826

>cheetah-cycle

Neat

I understand why cas is gone.

However, a fucking color wheel would be nice.
How hard can it be?

boop

Be gone, page 10

gangsters don't cry

Is Sims 4 worth playing or is it shit?

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>>151175925
It's worth it, but try before you buy. Or just keep playing for free like I do.

gay af OP

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Got bored so I redid Ella front/back yard, whaddya think?

>>151181239

Looks comfy.

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>>151181239
10/10 now let's comfy up that interior too!

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>>151182263
:O

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>>151181239
Her cabin is tiny as hell but it kinda fits her

>>151183406
cyoot

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>pg 10

>>151182263

>when you catch your robot buddy bustin' a nut

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Genuinely curious: Who's pirating, and who's paid for Sims 4?

I paid, because fuck waiting for new cracks, etc.

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>>151183406
Ehh guess I'm going for minimalism.. can't really go all out with how small it is
>>151187258
I did. I don't have everything but I did buy all of Sims 3 (w/o stuff packs)

>>151187258

I pirated because I'm not a retard.

I don't particularly enjoy spending 600+ euros for a fully updated game.

>>151188668
just because someone has more money to spend than you does not make them a retard, anon

>>151189716

EA cocksucker shill pls.
Just because someone has enough money to burn doesn't make it right. You are still retarded.

>>151187258
Pirate. I don't agree with EA's stupid pricing and DLC system, plus fuck them for what they did to Maxis.

Cracks are pretty zippy too, not like we're missing much anyway with just a patch and a useless stuff pack.

>>151191706
>this is the hill you wanna die on
oh jeez

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>>151190882
omgggg copgirl and lydia are playing chess THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY EVER

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>>151188236
pretty normal bedroom if i do say so myself
That white wall will be completely covered in pictures of the friends Ella's made, her aspiration is friend of the world but she's a loner

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>>151190882
Y-You fucking cheat!

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>>151192461
S'good to have her in my game, though some CC was missing but it all seems good. I'm not so bothered about her missing mole

>>151084904

I just downloaded this, where do I put the 5 files?
I only want the sim, not the mods.

>>151187258

Pie-rate? What's that? My copy of the game just so happened to fall off the back of a truck.

>>151194461

>stopping paperwork to have a diddle

Well who hasn't, really?

>>151183406
>>151188236
>>151192597

looks really cozy, would live inside.

Benis!

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halp

>>151200450

>you will never be frisked by Copgirl

What's the best/working penis mod on feminine frame? The one on SexySims works only on masculine frame?

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>>151205000
http://sexysims.info/download.php?t=175444

No good?

>>151205338
This will do, although I'm disappointed in modders doing only giant cocks. They need to step up their small dick game.

>>151205592
>>151205000
>tfw no cuntboy mods

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Redid Summer Holiday and now she knows she's hot

>>151209570
>female
>hot

Try again.

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>>151194660
you put the files in your tray folder in the my documents/the sims 4/tray location

>>151192970
awww that lil mole is so qt though but the rest of her is qtier

>>151200450
lmfao that reach

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>>151210512
All these FxM lewds and you pick poor Summer's post to say you're gay. Ok makes sense

>>151212359
>smashing boypuchi
>gay

Try again.

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>>151212359
>>151212482
:( why can't we all just get along

>>151212739
because this kaffir is a pleb with literal shit-tier taste and it's triggering me.

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And the trend continues
>>151212980
Oh boy, that's embarrassing.

http://brittpinkiesims.tumblr.com/post/148546808250/the-sims-4-baby-shower-custom-event-mod-when-i
for the family and legacy fags.

>>151210512
>>151212482
>>151212482
You know it's a really sad state for men when the only male role models on the internet are that literal british twitter fag, gamergate and donald trump. No wonder so many nu-males are closet gays.

>>151216054
>>>/pol/

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>when you really gotta pee but your friend insists on taking your picture

>>151082428
I've been playing the sims 2 for years, I really like it. Should I try sims 4?

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>>151217171
>Hey it's alien night at the bar let's party!
>Grrr it's bear night at the club let's party!
>Hey it's singles night at the bar let's party!
>Hey it's knights knight at the bar let's party!
>Hey I hear there's a crazy party going on at the ruins tonight!
>Hey I hear there's a crazy party going on at the chalet tonight!
>Hey it's alien night at the bar let's party!
>Grrr it's bear night at the club let's party!
>Hey it's singles night at the bar let's party!
>Hey it's knights knight at the bar let's party!
>Hey I hear there's a crazy party going on at the ruins tonight!
>Hey I hear there's a crazy party going on at the chalet tonight!
>Hey it's alien night at the bar let's party!
>Grrr it's bear night at the club let's party!
>Hey it's singles night at the bar let's party!
>Hey it's knights knight at the bar let's party!
>Hey I hear there's a crazy party going on at the ruins tonight!
>Hey I hear there's a crazy party going on at the chalet tonight!
>Hey it's alien night at the bar let's party!
>Grrr it's bear night at the club let's party!
>Hey it's singles night at the bar let's party!
>Hey it's knights knight at the bar let's party!
>Hey I hear there's a crazy party going on at the ruins tonight!
>Hey I hear there's a crazy party going on at the chalet tonight!

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I feel like doing the asylum challenge.
Filling the house with sims that have actual mental illnesses, well as close as i can get to them with traits.
What do you guys think?

>>151221109
dooooo it

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>213$ to look like a slut while I workout!? No thanks, I'll just go nude.

>>151221817
idk if i should build myself or download one from the gallery to use.

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>What do you think, Summer?
>It's nice, but...
>'but'? You just said it looked nice!
>We came out here to find you something to show more skin, not less. Something a little.. skimpier.
>... Well, these pants have holes in them!
>Sweetie, no.
>>151222331
Def rip one from the gallery, by the time you finish building your asylum you'll be so bored you won't want to actually play lol

>>151222619
That was my thoughts yes.
I need to reread the rules too

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>>151222619
>Okay, how about this? It's girly, AND my shoulders are showing!
>It is really cute.
>Should I get it?
>Err...It looks nice, and it does fit the critera.. but it doesn't fit you.
>Does it look like I'm ready for a good dicking, but I still have priorities?
>U-uh... I'm not quite sure how to answer that one.
>Y'know what, let's blow this popsicle stand and go to the movies. This is lame.
>Oh, um, okay then.... popsicle stand?

Does anyone get the problem of the game resetting your sim's body shape?

>>151224838
only if i download sims from the gallery

>>151224919
I'm getting it for ones that are already on lots. One of the ones I have now has these crazy wide hips even though they didn't have that before

>>151226228

I've found that unless I use the "No Muscle" and "No Fatness" mods the game will fuck around with my Sim's shapes constantly.

Why am I being invited to a birthday party when all aging is turned off?

>>151217661
Someone forgot to put his phone on silent.

Seriously though that shit is so obnoxious.

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>>151227364
i got a good chuckle out of my first bear night.

>>151227108
Thign is, it's not affecting their body weight, it's affecting the body sliders themselves (shoulder width, chest, waist, hips, thighs, etc..)

>>151228153
If you're not a pirate i suggest going to the ea help page or the sims 4 forums. they are very verrrry helpful.
Especially Rosemow, dad bitch has answers for every problem.
Helped me fix a lot of bugs in my game.

>>151228451
lol That Rosemow person has been helping me with problems in my sims games since 2009

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yay or nay

>>151229003
the nosering, I mean.

>>151228681
They're pretty cool. They helped me find out why my new computer wouldnt play the sims 4.. turned out i was a dumbass and needed to update my drivers.
But they helped and yeah the sims forum is pretty helpful.

>>151229003
her eyes look lowkey dead. but shes cute.

>>151229003

Nay. Noserings are never flattering.

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>>151232293
who is he
And where'd you get that leg hair cc?

>>151232975
he is the dad to >>151144728 and its from lumia
there isnt very many colour options tho, still it makes sims look less like ken dolls imo
https://lumialoversims.tumblr.com/post/99603370634/lumialoversims-body-hair-v3-hello

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This game is stupid pretty sometimes.
>>151233384
Thanks!

Someone post the latest patreon version of kinkyworld since public version is never ever coming out

>>151233848
I'm finding great annoyance at the teens leaving homework books everywhere. How can i have a nerd homework club for teens id they leave their homework laying around

>>151235136
Idk, maybe if you make an exclusive room and they leave their homework in there they can go back and work on it?
you actually might be able to drag their homework to them, I'm not sure though.

>>151235701
You cant drag it to them, it becomes static, and even on your home lot you have to go to build buy to get rid of it, even if you leave it laying around they dont come back to it.
It's a common bug according to the sims forums.

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>>151236772
Weird. I remember being able to drag food that my sim didn't make to the cook, I assumed it would work for HW. That sucks.

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All these friend boys and Ella's still a virgin

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Jawstheme.mpg

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>>151241845
mpg... I mean 3, boy am I tired

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W-where'd y'all go?

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Bumping with an Indian chick

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Last bump, I'm going to bed.

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>decide to replay sims 4 again
>try to make traps
>oh cool its easy as fuck now
>use wickedwoohoo
>no option for gay shit

wow this is gay as fuck

>>151247925
If they don't add it call them out for being homophobic and transphobic

Obviously what porn mods need isn't gay or trap stuff but granny handjobs which is what they're going to be adding next

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>>151248845
cant tell if serious

>>151250705
I am serious

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>>151250902
I feel sorry for you.

>>151252706
It's a shame how she makes sucha fugly adult.

>>151242109

>"ZOMG SHE GOTS A VAGOOTER!"

>>151252706

>trying to touch bottom lip to nose
>almost
>oh god it's clipping through my top lip

>>151227928

>"Hey, ya ever tried shittin' in the woods? Just bear with me for a second ..."

>>151256815
Ur funy

>>151116101
10/10

>>151256815
Hey! Bear puns are not allowed in this thread! D:<

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How do I build a house that doesn't look ass? I've been watching this guy on youtube and he's fucking amazing at it.

How do I into interior design?

>>151263278
I use a mix of the premade lots and concept art for rooms for ideas. Personally I like single floor houses, sims are kind of dumb and a big house makes them a bit confused.

>make waifu
>make house
>don't feel like playing

Every time.

BUMP AGAIN

WAKE UP
I DON'T WANNA BE ALONE ;_;

ded

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Nobody's dying today.

fucking bmup

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bucking fmup

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oops

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Joy is such a babe

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>>151289429
good lookin' couple

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Daddy Pancakes bump

How do I fix Sims 3 lagging and freezing? I've only put about 5-6 hours into the save so this can't be right.

>>151292721
lower your graphics and get NRAAS master controller. If you're in Isla Paradiso you might be SoL though

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>B-but, you're so young!
>Ella, honey, I'm 6 years older than you.

>>151248845

>>>/twitter/
>>>/tumblr/
>>>/jezebel/

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Picture wall is coming together quite nicely

>>151298436
I don't really think that way, I just want wicked woohoo to get gay stuff. Desperate times call for desperate measures senpai

Should I buy an external disk drive to play Sims 3 or buy Sims 4?

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>>151300119
Why would you need an external disk drive

>>151303670
You replied to the wrong anon, were you trying to reply to >>151301773

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>>151304152
My bad.

>>151303670
My laptop doesn't have an internal disk drive.

On a side note, is The Sims 4 worth the 40$? I do like the character models compared to the other Sims.

>>151304739

No.
You'll also want expansions, game packs and stuff packs have some neat active objects.

Don't be a retard and pirate.

>>151304739
If it doesn't have an internal drive wouldn't you still need to buy one to play s4?
I would say it is worth it, but I couldn't tell you otherwise, as I've never regretted buying a sims game.
I spent 70$ on the digital deluxe pre-order and I still don't regret it

>>151305392
I think he means that his computer doesn't have a dvd drive

>>151305392
Well it was either reinstall Sims 3, which I have the physical copies of, or just buy S4 digitally.

Why are there no fucking leg tattoos for sims?
I want a tatted up biker guy in the sims 4 and you fucking know no biker is not going to have leg tattoos.

>>151305605
Oooh. Well in that case I'd buy an external drive, it'd be more useful in the long run.
>>151306089
CC is your friend

>>151304893

>the gypsy gets wood

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>>151308824

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>>151261614

Oh? And what are you gonna do, paddle my bear ass?

>>151281271

>Liongirl tries to make the grass emo, so it will cut itself

All this lewd stuff is from the wicked woohoo? does it work for girl on girl?

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>>151311915

>>151311952
Not currently - Animations are handled by an animator called Mike24. He animated most of the Sims 3 Animated WooHoo stuff, but he has to start over with Sims 4, so he's starting with hetero animations first before moving onto homosexual stuff. I'm not sure how male-male animations are currently but certainly there's nothing for female-female.

>>151312272
Kinda weird that he did hetero bestiality in sims 3 before gay stuff for 4

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>>151313765
Again, he had to start over from scratch. Its not a case of priorities as much as just starting basic and working his way through.

>>151314148
Oh, didn't read your post thoroughly. Whoops

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I cant keep this thread bumped on my own.

What stories are unfolding in your game?

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>>151317121
Ha, that was me last night.
Ella's making good progress in her 'friend of the world' aspiration, but still kissless virgin. All of her time is spent tending her garden, making friends, and reading smut.
What about you, anon?

>>151317121

Nothing interesting.
I'm not good at this "make your own stories/fun" stuff which is why I get bored quickly.
I just make myself as I would want to look like, make a waifu (almost always based on a girl I liked), fug her, have kids. Also get a job and pretend to have friends. That's it.

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>>151317824
Try just make you and try not to dictate the rest of the world in The Sims. Just roleplay yourself, find a girl that looks good among the NPCs (there will be many that will suck but thats the point). Challenge yourself to fight through the disappointment, anon. Its good for life.

>>151317516
Nothing in my game. Working on my writing for the moment. I just like this thread and the people in it, and want to keep it afloat.

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>>151317121
>>151317516

I also saw the red-headed dude everywhere Ella went hitting on all of her guy friends,so I deleted his wife and made him a bearmode husband with a bubble butt. Now they're raising a kid together. 10/10 would gay again

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>>151319014
That's how you do it!

goddamn vg slow down