>Official Website
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>Wiki
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>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f
>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/0HaMLiu7
>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/
>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/
>Overwatch DPS Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRRPaiMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0
Previous thread: >>151032126
xth for shit game going back cs
> tfw you want to be an Ana main but you're way better as Tracer or Zenyatta
>>151046641
Ana is too team dependent to be a good main anyway.
Am I a shitter? How do I get better??
https://www.overbuff.com/players/pc/Voyager-12435
Hana Songhttp://img.rule34.xxx//samples/1948/sample_6764d3436cc1d1e9af8a02d2056c5375764eb7c2.jpg?2111524
Pharah's laughter.
>>151046703
Mei's ice wall is for mobility.
>>151046671
>team dependent
Ana is a carry
Is Seagull good?
was in a 10 day vacation with no internet what did i miss?
>list of things to detect a retarded person by
Mccree's murica skin
Tracer's punk skins
Am I retarded or something or doesn't the DPS Sheet have any actual entries? I just see a lot of explanations and no matter where I scroll there's no list of heroes and their DPS.
>>151046812
Yes.
>>151046812
He has a pocket Mercy to make it look like he's amazing while he does stupid shit.
reminder not to abuse the hero changing in lucio ball
>>151046812
Everyone is good when they have a designated healslut
>>151046812
healslut or no he's better than all of owg
>spam lucioball games
>suddenly it's much easier to RMB people off the map in regular games
Anybody else?
>>151046671
ive carried multiple games as ana 2bh
>>151046825
New skins.
>be tracer
>have ult
>blink in
>Q on someone
>miss if its not reinhardt or d.va mech
literally how do I land this on someone that isn't massive unless they're a widow sitting in scope unaware that I wouldn't need ult for? For every one I land, I miss 4
Talon Tracer skin when?
>>151047083
I cant play that shit rocket league has spoiled me
>>151047382
RL is horrendously boring though
>>151047379
After a corrupted d.va skin gets released.
>>151047186
ugh u had me excited there for a second but those kinda suck. The tracers look better than the other skins but thats it
>>151046591
People don't care how badly their xp farming performance looks to you because they'll never see you again. If people were matched more regularly with a smaller group of people rather than the large region wide player pool you'd see people caring a bit more about how their performance looks.
>>151047410
Just like lucio ball.
I played 2 games of lucio ball then dropped it like a bad habit.
WHY DO PEOPLE FUCKING SLIP BEHIND YOU WHEN USING ROADHOG'S HOOK
WHAT IS THE FUCKING PURPOSE FOR THIS
>>151047575
Because fuck you, your bullshit hook and your bullshit combo, you fat piece of shit.
Define "good".
He's won the genetic lottery and got super tier reflexes just like the rest of the top 500. Its just what separates them from us. Base response time.
Beyond that he's a total shitter moron with no intelligence or strategic forethought. Who's only a name because he has a permanent pair of mercy lips wrapped around his tiny genji cock.
He's a normie pro at best and a reddit meme at worst.
>>151046910
>people still claiming this even though nearly no competetive teams run mercy right now
Stay salty, lad
When will Blizzard make JUSTICE great again?
>>151047410
Maybe if you suck at it. Rocket league is much more fun than lucio ball.
>>151047176
>>151046786
nah you still had a good team. Her healing is good but as all supports healing and her ult are completely dependent on how the person you're healing or boosting do. Zen has a much bigger solo impact compared to Ana.
>>151047703
When they're gonna nerf mcree and zen
>>151046812
>>151047648
Quote fucked off to the bathroom i guess.
>first box of the day
>summer item is an icon dupe
I'm lucky if I can manage to get one or two boxes a day
Blow my brains out
>>151047197
predict player movements
I've found an ulted genji will often run in straight paths, throw him a bomb and warp out of there
a lucio will dance around the payload, predict him coming round the edge of it
reinhardt's charge
winston staying in his barrier
a roadhog will stand still while trying to hook someone
bait bastions into setting up and then warp in and out
soldier 76 and his healing pool
mercy before she flies to someone etc.
>>151047703
If they stay true to their nature, she and Zenyatta will swap viability next patch.
>have hearthstone as bnet launcher icon
>click on it to open bnet
>click on overwatch
>specifically see the summer loot box on the news section
>hit play
>hearthstone loads up
Winston and pharah buffs when
>>151047575
Shit tier programming. Any sort of fast movement or jumping completely fucks with the hook. Also tiny hitboxes. Its the reason genji, lucio, and tracer always end up behind you.
>>151046812
He's a good player
>>151047703
Justice is defined by the hand that holds it.
>>151047648
>he thinks reaction time is the only factor separating him from the pros
Ho boy here we go
So what skins do you think we'll get for halloween?
>>151047487
yas
>games matches you with a 50% chance of winning
>half the matches tie and are decided on a coinflip
>punishes losing streaks
I give up 3 coinflips with utter retards an hour of play down to 3 minutes
>>151047839
winston needs more armor in place of normal hp maybe as much as rein and he'd be same tier of viability as everyone else
idk how to even begin to buff pharah
>>151047379
At the same time as Overwatch Widow, I hope.
Reverse skins are my favourite, one of the few good things in HOTS.
>>151047839
>pharah
>buff
>>151046703
>http://img.rule34.xxx//samples/1948/sample_6764d3436cc1d1e9af8a02d2056c5375764eb7c2.jpg?2111524
THIS IS NOT DVA DELETE THIS
>>151047703
They just need to make it cancelable and it's fihne
>>151046703
>fat furfag scat
shit is so spammy my adblock didn't display the image at first
>>151047919
WITCH MERCY
I
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C
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C
Y
I don't care if Mercy's still shit by then, I'd play the hell out of her.
The matchmaking in this game is so fucked up
you can just group with a low rank player and get free wins
and still still gain more rank because you always get 4 gold medals
Why is Zarya so suspicious of omnics
Yet she's fine with a talking gorilla who can go apeshit in an instant
d.va with pigtails!
>>151046703
>rule34
Why does this site always run like it is experiencing major DDoS?
>>151047919
pumpkin head Roadhog
>>151046879
Friends?
>shooting at someone
>they realize and start randomly mashing movement buttons out of desperation
>my accuracy becomes zero
how do you hit people like this?
>>151048116
>I don't care if Mercy's still shit by then, I'd play the hell out of her.
>just because of a fucking skin
>>151047912
Pro's are made of practice, intelligence and reaction times. Not everybody on the team has to be intelligent. So yeah. basically.
You should just listen to the guy some time. He sounds like the kind of person who could barely operate a vending machine.
>>151048219
Because there was no world-scale war against talking gorillas.Yet
>>151048225
D.Va with cancer stick
nth for someone carry my 65 ass to top 500 i wanna die
File Name.
>Volskaya
>We barely win first round
>Got steamrolled
>Team goes full toxic
>Not a single person changes in our team
>Enemy team changed for some reason
>they win again
>They got good Zarya+Dva
>literally melting us
>one guy in our team changes
>Winston
>it's over.jpg
>they changed from Zarya to Junkrat
>we win somehow in last second
>coin toss
>we attacking
>As D.va take left route
>Mei in last second
>Ice wall
>not enough fuel to the roof
>one leg on the edge
>i'm alive
>wall is gone, kill mei
>kill others
>we win somehow
>>151048318
I do that now tbqh. Ever since I got this skin and can rep my country's princess, she's become my most-used hero.
>>151048219
Because omnics took a giant shit all over home
When does the season end ?
>200 loots boxes
>no nihon skin
two-hundred.
2 0 0
0
0
was not enough
(not counting ones i got from leveling)
They should probably nerf Zenyatta and Lucio.
Once that's done, they could probably look at Genji, Zarya, Winston, and Maybe 76.
>>151048557
>>151048482
>>151048219
Because there's a God System(s) still waging war against Mother Russia.
>>151048219
Reasons.
>>151048558
haha
How can a girl be this cute?
>>151048559
(you)
>>151048474
that canadian leaf shopped?
>>151048559
there's always going to be 2 supports picked consistently in every competative match. Nerfing them won't change this it will only make them worse. The real question is are the current supports game-breaking. I would argue that zen might need to be tweaked. Lucio is still largely fine despite outshining the other supports just with his design.
fuck hanzo, i'm so sick of the shitters who just spam E at peoples feet because they made him less ridiculous.
>>151048679
High socks are so fucking hot
>>151048606
thanks, I thought that it was tomorrow, that means I have plenty of time to get rank 60
i-i never realized how good d.va is now
>>151048295
Pumpkin head will be for Junkrat, since he could use a scarecrow skin.
Out of the three: Who is the most tragic?
>>151048704
The problem with Lucio is that his kit is way too good
he's the only one with an aoe heal on top of his speed boost being ridiculous to push hard with Rein
>hear ITS HIGH NOON
>where the fuck is that guy
>hide behind cover since i can't see him
>only one to die because i just ran around a corner directly into his LoS
>>151048824
You blocked your name in the chat and stats but you can still see it in the victory screen in the background, Kemal
>>151048317
a-anyone?
>>151048939
t-thats not me
>>151048896
mei
>>151048824
>people think their bnet tags matter but don't censor others
>>151048824
She was always been goodto me
>GibsRaltr
>Lose the coinflip
>Our Roadhog goes Bastion
>"Hold at the large doors, make them walk back"
>He guns down their Pharah before she can get a shot off
>I protect him from the Reaper
>We win
Why are decent Bastions so based?
>>151048824
added ;)
>>151048704
That's fine, but Lucio heals too well. His area heal is just so much better than everyone, they should reduce it.
Zenyatta is only because his ultimate is VERY game changing and his Discord debuffs too much.
>>151048993
>>151048824
Also, why block it? they can't add you without the battlenet code anyway
>>151048824
hi kemal
>>151049036
Hi rank 30
you'll start hating bastion players more than anything past rank 50 because they start being worthless
>>151049036
>"Hold at the large doors, make them walk back"
More people need to remember this sage advice instead of standing near their fucking spawn.
>>151046703
>In the meantime, we are in discussions with our Customer Support group to start taking action against those deliberately using the bug to play heroes other than Lucio.
Enjoy getting banned forever for exploiting a bug in a casual game mode once
>redditors will defend this
>>151049249
>exploit bugs
>be surprised when you get banned for it
What's a respectable level to start doing competitive at?
How are you all enjoying the *ABSOLUTELY FREE* summer games content?
What do you bind your melee to? Mine is a side mouse button but it still feels awkward to do Genji's RMB - side button - shift combo
>>151049152
But i'm rank 60
What grip do you use while playing Overwatch?
>>151049432
Sure am, Jeff! Thanks for all the *FREE* voice lines!
>>151048896
I'd say Reyes's condition is the worst, but Amelie was probably the most innocent one of the three and really didn't deserve what happened to her.
At least Tracer knew her occupation comes with risk.
>>151049432
I don't care
>it's another "Hanzo main" rerun
Fuck Hanzo players who have the aim of a blindman and are rarely seen in the killfeed but still have the nerve to shittalk in every match.
>>151049487
f
>>151049432
Don't worry, they'll bring it back for next Olympics:^)
>>151049432
All I wanted is the korean D.va skin. bought 100 boxes just for her.
worth it;_;
>>151049495
palm
>>151049561
>rarely seen in the killfeed
I always see hanzo players on the killfeedbut never on the right side
>>151049495
i use my own grip, it's kinda like fingertip grip but i have 2 fingers on my mat
>>151049432
Okay I guess. I got basically the only skin I cared about (Murrican McCree) and one of the Tracer skins as a bonus without having to buy any crates.
>>151049495
as you can clearly see in the picture, it's about the mouse shape, now how you hold it
Shoo shoo
>>151049495
Mix between Claw and Palm grip.
>>151049495
Reaper Grip
you guys still play this game?
>>151049495
fingertip
>>151049859
Barely, the loot system isn't even rewarding for the amount of time you put in.
>>151049023
Well there's tonights fapping material, thanks anon
>>151049820
This makes me happy
>>151047687
There's a difference between running a hero combo in comp against a full team and just doing it on stream in random games.
Mercy + Genji is easily countered but unlikely to be countered in the random games he dicks around in
I'm thinking of buying a 76 racer wish me luck
>>151049820
>shoot the air beside a genji's head
>it gets autocorrected to an aimbot because this game is too casual to have good sniper players
Nice one overtards
>Be on vacation for a month
>Come back and notice I have barely any competitive games played
>Wonder why
>Play a match
>Easily win first point
>Teammate quits
They really need to fix this shit system
>>151050081
kys
>>151050081
It's actually a perfect headshot anon, even right in the middle of the head. The game has never had hitbox problems with hitscan guns.
>>151050185
xD epic bro, do you also watch leafy??
>>151049859
I only started last week. I'm already getting bored.
I haven't started competitive yet, but from the sounds of it I don't have much to look forward to. Grinding levels and loot in non-competitive play hasn't been at all rewarding so far.
>>151050324
actually the hitscan hitboxes were slightly bigger than the player models, but not any more.
>>151050081
At least shots connect, lmao
It's the Zenyatta Era. If you can't carry shitters by golding damage and healing and calling discord targets out on comms then you don't deserve to be over r65.
Which Overwatch would you fuck?
"Everything counters Genji"
>>151049749
That's the only skin I want but not enough to buy a bunch of boxes for it.
>>151050461
I wish I had the one where the terrorist hit box fuck up when they plant the bomb which ended up with a guy unloading point plant into a bomb planter and hitting jack shit.
>>151050468
> no cameltoe
> disappointing
> would destroy that D.Va anyways
>>151046256
>mfw buying 24 good goy boxes hoping I could get the Nihon genji skin
>mfw I got the white zarya Olympic skin, the rio tracer, several medal winning poses, a shitton of coins, Blackbeard torb, AND the Nihon genji skin
>mfw gambling paid off
I didn't get the Selecao lucio which looks dank af but I had a solid haul. I'll just stick with Ribbit.
>>151050563
73 hours as genji, still not good enough to solo climb to 70+. How fucking bad are you?
>>151050468
I had 2 hours on Zen and had to fill and just threw discord orb on high priority targets and healed my dmg dealers, barely actually hit a shot and still feel like I brought a lot to the table. Those and shutting out enemy ults is so key, but it's not like it's hard. Just map awareness.
I don't really enjoy playing him so I'll continue zooping around with Lucio getting gold healing for being alive.
>>151050461
>>151050563
Genji gets to play chicken with his 2 day reflect with McCree and still has escape options while McCree gets one stun chance.
>>151050673
"Paid off"
In the end the only one making money is blizzard
>>151050674
>Thinking I'm the Genji.
No, this is me.
>>151050563
I don't get why genji and hanzo (and mercy) players always have 90+% of their playtime ONLY on that one single character. Seems like everyone else has a pretty decent distribution.
>>151047575
Tracer, Genji, and Lucio have 'lighter' bodies than the other heroes. You need to stop moving before you hook them, or take a step back as you pull them close to keep them in front of you.
other times it's shit collision programming.
Post dads
>>151050746
>"competitive" shooter
how long until genji nerf?
Why do I find D.VA's mech sexy?
what the fuck is wrong with me?
I AM FOOLY CHARGED
>>151050552Reinhardt
>>151050954
>"competitive" shooter
>>151050963
when youuse winston, zarya or any other hero that can kill genji without being deflected
>>151050985
>>151050963
Hopefully soon
>200 boxes
>every skin except sprinter tracer
end my life
Is there a way to look up a player from their name, though it's missing the numbers for the tag?
There can only be so many with a specific name, and the level should be enough to narrow it down.
SLEEP TIGHT_______
>>151051201
otter
>>151051158
Never ever
18 not, think I can get to 25 and place before the season is over?
>>151051158
Why do you care about these shitty cosmetics
and why don't you wait until the very last day to buy the boxes because you might end up getting the skin you want before
>>151051158
Why do you people do this to yourselves? Is that skin really worth 160 dollars to you?
>>151051186
watcher.gg lets so do that, if they have the profile in question in their database.
>>151050315
No this is how.
>got baguette Blueberry
>got MURRICA McRee
>got Raptorion
>even got shitty Cyberpunk Zarya
>still no Zarya summer skin
COME ON
>>151051063
blizzard is the only one trying to esports this game
i just play it cause it's fun not cause it has good tickrate
Why does no one in this game duck? In TF2 we used to duck to avoid sniper headshots, but I 've never seen anyone duck in OW
>>151051063
>hero with the least amount of health in the game gets one-shot by a shotgun blast to the head
This fucking shit game is rigged I swear to god
Who is the best genji to watch to become gud
Just watched some shadder gameplay and found him much more tolerable than oceanfowl
>>151051324
It's not even worth 5 dollars
>>151051428
because of all the movement options in this game crouching is just going to get you murdered.
>>151050849
Out of your top 6 you play malaria, tumors, aids, 2 healers that need nerfs, and ebola.
I've never actually said this before. But you should either stop playing or kill yourself.
>>151051452
Play the game instead of watching other people play fag
>>151051063
>he thinks blink = teleport, not a sudden increase in speed
When are they going to remove leaver penalty so I can just exit the lost cause games instead of wasting my time?
Rank 70 and everytime I tell my team to go in after we get some good picks our rein literally dropped his shield and just ran at people trying to hammer them, getting kited and dying every time.
Meanwhile our rank 60 who was duoing to get carried instapicks mccree all game and does fuck all with his shitty 35% avg accuracy..
>>151051128
more please
>>151051428
because D.Va can't crouch in her mech
>>151051610
Poor advice, you don't get better doing the same thing over and over if you don't know what to actively improve. You have to practice smart
>>151050687
> barely actually hit a shot and still feel like I brought a lot to the table.
son, do some practice in headshot only 6 ana custom games.
Zen's damage is absolutely fucking overwhelming if you hit a lot of shots in a row.
>>151051428
>>151051676
Look at the killcam. On his screen I didn't even blink at all, due to the tickrate.
IT IS SO FUCKING FUN TO MAIN ROADHOG AND PHARAH AND LITERALLY
LITERALLY
NEVER
NEVER
BE ABLE
TO USE
MY ULT
IN ANY
POINT
OF THE GAME
THANKS
BLIZZARD
THANKS D.Va
What does /owg/ think of my new sick tattoo?
>>151050832
I don't mind. It was payday for me and I was willing to spend what was a high class meal or a weekends worth of going out ($27) on some boxes for it so I just chilled at home that weekend instead. Don't think I'll be doing that and gambling again for the Selecao though, I just got lucky with Nihon since it was the one I wanted.
>want to watch that seagull guy
>his only commentary is him reading donation and subscribers messages
>>151052080
>On his screen I didn't even blink at all, due to the tickrate.
>glows bright red as drops to the ground
Moron.
>>151052113
i think it's gonna be a waste cause you gotta cut all the way down reapers whole body to actually kill yourself now
>>151052106
I still love you.
>>151051719
I can't find the one with the panties atm
>>151052106
>not killing dva
>not waiting for her defense matrix to run out
>maining
spot the retard
>>151052007
i'm surprised d.va doesn't see more use with how strong her defense matrix is now
>>151052157
There are literally 100's of better pros to watch.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how fucked in the head is Widowmaker?
>>151052106
get a friend to play zarya, shield + gravity surge will help you a ton.
>>151051158
>tfw the free Olympic box gave me the rio flag tracer instead
Sprinter looks better but oh well, I'll take it.
>stuck between rank 54 and 54
>was 58
How should I kill myself
>>151052398
Less and less, day by day
>Oh, Gerard...
I literally can not win games this week.
I think I've won one out of about 6.
>>151052080
>>151052193
yeah but look
on his screen he's already out of his dash and gets hooked
on the kill cam the roadhog aimed and hooked him before he finished the dash
all that webm proves is how trash tracer is with 20 tick because she effectively gets two hitboxes when she dashes.
one where she was at the beginning of her dash and one where she gets out of it.
>>151052528
You're were you belong
>>151052326
>Wait for the defence matrix to run out
That's why he can't use his ult dumbass. It doesn't run out.
>>151052639
It does
have you ever played dva ?
>>151051936
I just don't care enough. I'm sure I can get used to it, the delay is the only thing I'm not used to. But I care way more about getting time in on Mcree, Genji orAna, because she's fun. I'm giving her my gold gun
Someone else can pick Zen. I'll fill on any of the other healers.
>type "ez" no matter whether I win or lose
>>151052157
He seems to answer a question or two between rounds at least
>Isn't too meme-y
>But his chat is all kinds of cancer
Twitch was a mistake
>>151052613
Nope, I always play good. Solo q I get stuck with shit teammates. I had a rank 23 and 43 on my team, you can't win
>>151052080
As long as roadhog hovers the dot in his crosshair over a target's hitbox when they presses shift the hook will connect, even if the target moves immediately afterward, or is partially obscured by a wall. Looks like you both shifted at nearly the exact same time, but since his crosshair was over you when you blinked it connected
what does it say about you if you main mercy ?
Just got a 16 player kill streak as Ana, feels good.
>>151052371
such as ?
>>151052719
I guess you misunderstood. It doesn't run out if you use it properly instead of just holding the button for no reason.
>>151052576
>one where she was at the beginning of her dash and one where she gets out of it
You're a moron, and stop pretending you're "not him".
Tracer blink is not teleport, it's a sudden increase of speed. Technically it's possible for Hog to hook the tracer in the middle of the blink, it's just insanely hard to do.
>20 tick
20 tick has less effect on the gameplay than your natural ping.
Tracer's hp needs to be toned down to 100 and her ult shouldn't be able to stick to people
make her ult charge 2x faster but deals less damage, that way she would be more balanced as a character
reposting this from last thread because it's a fucking laff and a haff
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20748065052?page=1
>thinks 25th percentile means top 25%
>blames matchmaking system for him placing SR 35 and staying there for 200 games
>literally 16 pages of him deflecting criticism
>that fucking gameplay video
fucking art
>>151052193
That's not correct, the hook is a projectile. It's just a very laggy non interpolated projectile. 20tick adds ~33ms of lag compared to 60tick.
>>151052885
if you use basic skins, you are OK
if you use sigurn/valkyre then you are just playing mercy because you got a fancy skin for her
if you are using devil/imp then please refer to the how to healslut.jpg
>>151052885
Someone post the image.
Which character should I main in competitive? with only days left I don't have time to learn multiple.
>>151052923
Shadder2k for Genji play
>>151052106
>hook dva
>watch as she waddles away backwards while her defense matrix is up
>fire a shot at her once it's down
>immediately start your ult
there
dva ded and you get the whole ult without any shitty matrix on your dick.
inb4
>wahh I shouldnt have to counter a hero that counters me
>>151052557
This.
She'll eventually turn on Talon.
>>151052942
i'm not him
>>151052942
>20 tick has less effect on the gameplay than your natural ping.
Not unless your natural ping is more than 33. Stop pretending you know what you're talking about, ActiBlizzdrone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHO6Ky-w0UQ
Why is it so hard to look up?
You hear the rockets, see the rockets
but it doesn't occur to you that there's a Pharah above you?
The 50's are something else, man.
>>151052263
where is the version of this with pixels
>>151050552
Reinhardt
Mercy? more like Marsy
Is Lucioball the best way to farm xp right now?
>>151053304
All your webms tell more about Roadhog's hook hitbox than anything
>>151053016
>gets so mad he captures every kill by hog
>WOOOOOOOOWs in match chat
>doesn't understand basics of game's mechanic and delay between hook connection and pull
LMAOing @ ur life
Hooking shitters who main Tracers and Genjis and then bitch about the hook is my favorite pastime.
>>151053474
>>151052193
Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 4 years: 4 YEARS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to Gardevoir or whatever furbait you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're
"epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use 4chan). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.
>>151053448
where are all the dva posts?
>>151052923
iddqd (best mccree player in the world), tvique/tviq, chipshajen, harryhook, surefour/tisumi (2nd best mccree), mendokusaii, cocco, taimou, kryw.
Just to name a few that are all infinitely better than seagull. If you're watching him specifically for genji then just watch shadder2k instead.
Not all of them stream as much or have as much exposure, but they are all way better players and have way less autism.
>>151053474
>Hooking shitters who main Tracers and Genjis and then bitch about the hook is my favorite pastime.
you hook others and complain about the hook? that's weird behavior anon
>>151053304
>I watched that youtube video so now I'm smart
Can someone find out this shitter's number so we could all laugh at his stats?
>>151053427
Yes by quite a lot.
>>151049023
oh, baby
Placed at 58 after playing Ana for 10 games.
How hard will it be to get to 65 before end of season?
>>151053427
Yes. Just join and go AFK. Doing anything actually slows the same down, since each goal pauses the game.
>most people think white summer Zarya is better than glorious кpacный summer Zarya
Why?
>>151053631
I just want a comfy overwatch stream that I can watch in the background and actually learn stuff from pro players when watching it
so thanks for your list
Are they the same guy?
>>151053745
you're literally the only one arguing here that it's NOT 20 tick
>>151053631
>taimou
>good
>All these shitty roadhog mains that can't get to 60+ without their easy ass crutch hero defending 20 tick
This is why we will never get 60 tick in competitive. Roadhog mains are more cancerous than even hanzo/genji/mercy mains.
competitive never again :DDD
okay /owg/ which one would you pick
>>151053940
Wait, they do? Why? The Weightlifter coloration has a way better outfit/gun
>>151050896
Featuring Grandpa Reinhardt and Nana Ana. Uncle Reaper isn't here because he's in jail and cousin McCree is trying to bust him out.
>>151053016
>Blink away from where he would throw his hook
>Blink back to that exact location
>Fucking tickrates
>>151054017
Do I get to fuck them?
>they have 2 tanks
>our dps is s76 and mcree
>none of them switches to reaper
>lose
this is at SR 69 btw. HOW ???
>watch shadder2k all night
>finally felt like i've absorbed all his flanking might
>play genji
>reflecting feels like breathing now, that dash shift can finish off any low health enemy on the map, not even their spawn point is safe
>activating ult pretty much ends up with team kill
>mfw still can't aim his shuriken for shit
the guy is really good and fun but god fucking damn his primary weapon sucks nigger balls
i've never played any game with worse projectile weapon before
>>151054017
Where's the downside on D.va ?
>>151054017
d.va has no downsides
>>151054129
sure why not its your life
genji's frigid so that would probably end up being rape
>shut down a Roadhog ult as Zenyatta
>Roadhog specifically hunts me down and kills me
>emotes afterward
>respawn
>"Overconfidence is a flimsy shield"
I had a nice laugh over that
>>151053630
I ought to upload the collection on my phone to my desktop :P
>>151053961
I just follow everyone on c9 and envy. They stream a lot and interact. My personal favorite is watching Surefour smurfing.
>>151053940
>only want that skin
>all I've gotten is nip genji
Fuck these useless overshekels
>>151054017
>get free ride with D.Va
>get to live with waifu
>she professes her love to me
I'm not even going to read any of the other ones
>>151053631
>suggesting watching hacker streams
lol
j-just a mouse glitch!!
>>151054017
Is this even a choice?
Dva of course
>>151054017
>no downsides to dva
Obvious choice.
>>151054270
Then D.Va so we can switch from her pegging me dressed up as a french maid and choke fucking her while she calls me daddy.
>>151054206
>>151054253
think of a time when someone has made fun of you and its deeply hurt you
something you're really uncomfortable about people knowing
she will point this out and laugh at it infront of a live audience
although i suppose as cucks this is a good thing for you, alright ill rework it for next thread
>>151054017
D.Va the choice is easy
>>151054017
D.va no contest, picked her even before I saw the blowjobs.
Why would I want to be roommates with a weeb who will not pay rent or a fatass who will break my shit?
>>151048824
Hi Kemal
>>151054017
I bet D.Va gives amazing head
>>151054527
>think of a time when someone has made fun of you and its deeply hurt you
something you're really uncomfortable about people knowing
but that doesn't girl if that's a girl doing it
that's hot desu
>>151053979
Doesn't look that way to me. I've heard several timed the guy on the right is suspected to be Liao.
>>151053745
>Can someone find out this shitter's number
Enumbre is top 500, just google it
>>151054017
Roadhog, would probably help me get laid and seems like a bro
>>151053304
Where's this guy from
>>151054017
>all the cucks choosing D.Va
Roadhog sounds like a bro, him all the way.
>>151054752
They already confirmed that's not Liao at comic con. I mean really? He doe snot look Asian. At least to me.
>>151054726
>D.Va tasting herself after a quad kill
>mfw enemy tries to cap the point
>>151055018
>bro
>eats my food and breaks my stuff
>corrupts a file transfer because his drunk ass unplugged my computer so we can 'score pussy'
Say something nice about Mei.
>>151055065
Really? Well, damn. I wouldn't be surprised to be honest, Mei doesn't look the least bit Asian.
Maybe it's Gerard.
>>151055348
She's beautiful and her icicles are deadly.
>>151055348
Fat tits
>>151054017
Do this again but with more heroes and less unbalance.
>>151055348
she's in very good shape not too big and not too small
>>151054017
D.Va, no contest.
>>151054197
>switch to reaper
>the other team is so crammed together reaper is useless as he'll get focused everytime
>switch to junkrat
>easily blow em all to pieces
>>151055412
>Mei doesn't look the least bit Asian.
Can't argue with that
>>151055348
Mei is bae
>>151048317
I usuallyjust play Junkrat or D.Va, no aiming required
>>151055312
Who cares about food, I rarely eat anyway.
Good drinking buddy is a treasure, I don't mind normies and can handle the bantz.
Who is "OUR" streamer, boys?
Is it Seagull?
Imagine taking Tracer's gold medal and strangling her with it
>>151055716
No it's Dva
>lost because double roadhog didn't switch when the enemy went double reaper
true suffering
Hey guys, you should tell me if I should kms and quit playing or not
https://www.overbuff.com/players/psn/Arentak
>>151055771
If I would ever get the skin, so far its 30 whites and 10 blues.
>>151055817
>they missed the easy hook and kill on the reapers
They were doomed to lose if they couldn't even hook em, doubt they hooked anyone else
>>151055553
This
People are so focused on "pro overwatch picks" that forget they could use other heroes to fuck the enemy team.
>first comp map of the day
>lose connection to server during setup
>internet didnt go out
>lost a whole rank
That's enough Overwatch for today
>>151055817
>enemy team has 3 genji and a lucio
>i'm the only one who went winston despite asking for another person to go winston with me
I feel you
>>151055771
I won't imagine that, I'm not a monster.
>>151055018
None of them are actual bros, I'll just slam the door on d.va's face after I do my chores.
Fat fucks who break your stuff, are not your friends.
>>151055817
>Junkrat_primed_and_ready.gif
>>151055817
>QP
This 76 and Mercy meme has to end. The only thing 76 has even said to her is "Thanks doc"
76 has more connection with Ana and Reaper than any other characters in the game. If anyone claimed the 76 its one of those two, no one else even comes close.
Fucking tumblr infecting the community with their shit ships.
>>151055716
>watching streamers
i want losers to leave
>>151055842
>PSN
kys
>>151056123
t. pharmercy shipper
>>151056123
I'm pretty sure tumblr prefers 76/Reaper over anything het.
Symmetra buff when
I want my designated autistic waifu to actuall be good
I can't find a definite answer to this: Does Ana's grenade block Lucio ult? It technically should since Sound Barrier is an overheal and not a shield, but I'd understand why the devs wouldn't want it to
>>151055842
>/psn/
say no more. I recommend heroin or CO poisoning
>>151056267
I know pls spare me
>>151056153
then why are you still here?
>>151056334
She is good, stop sucking
>>151046928
>enemy abuses hero glitch
>score 3 goals since the game is basically 2v3
>taunt the non Lucio into killing you
>switch to an offensive hero then kill everybody for the rest of the match
ez
In the beta there was a game mode where everytime you spawned you were a different character. Just bought the game and can't find it. Pls halp
Have you got what you wanted out of the summer loot boxes yet?
>>151056445
cause i'm not a loser
>>151056556
It's a weekly brawl called "Mystery Heroes". It was second weekly brawl IIRC.
Objectively the best brawl; may it RIP in peace till we get it back.
>>151055920
>One shot meme combo on Reaper
I don't think so Tim.
>>151056556
It was the Brawl, and Brawls are always different each week.
That said I think they should have some brawls as permanents game modes, that one included.
I'm also surprised they haven't done a "full teams of only one hero" Brawl yet, it would be fun
>>151056595
kinda, I just want GB flag tracer. I got the summer flag tracer
>>151056595
No nothing I wanted, just shitty icons for other countries
>>151056595
No, the only things i want are d.vas skin, murrica mcree and weightlifter zarya.
So far the only summer skin i've gotten is nihon genji.
>>151055141
>you'll never taste d.va
>>151056303
The 76 mercy shit started there though and got picked up as the "canon" pairing.
>>151056595
Yep. All I wanted was D.Va, one of Zarya's skins and McCree's skin. Got what I wantedafter buying the 24 pack
at what rank do people start to get good?
>>151055348
She's the best
>>151055680
>breaks stuff
>unplugs pc
I sure hope you can replace your computer and other valuables easily.
None of those options are particularly appealing. I'll move in with DVA and be kicked out and live on my own.
>>151056556
You can still play it in custom games by enabling random heros on spawn
>>151056447
>symmetra melts my team with her autism beam
It's like people think her only damage is the turrets and without them they can ignore her but for an autoaim that thing hits like a truck.
>>151056595
Just missing MAGA Mcree and Blonde Zarya and i'm set.
>tfw death blossom is ready but Ana ults Genji instead
>>151056729
hook 25
shotgun 200
melee 30
There we go. Also, reaper isn't always toped off
http://steamcommunity.com/id/benzosexual/
hello im marsy and i love to erp
>>151056334
symmetra has the highest winrate in the game, get good nerd
t. someone with more symmetra hours than i'm willing admit
>>151057287
The skill with Symmetra is not aiming but moving in a way such to stay alive.
Good Symmetras can even 1v1 Reapers most of the time.
Depending on what are S2 rewards, since I have 100 comp coins and on 61 I'll be able to buy Zarya's gold gun and will never touch comp again.
>be hiding in a corner healing my buds as mercy
>3 friendlies come into the corridor
>enemy reinhardt comes into my corner walking backwards, shielding from my buds
>still have healing beam going through his shield, standing right next to him
>he hammers down
>kills all three of my teammates
>mfw i've been shooting him in the back and just ult as he finishes the last of my mates
???????????????????????????????????
>>151049495
I palm my mouse pretty much 100% of the time regardless of what my current personal computing activity is
>>151057457
>more symmetra hours than i'm willing admit
Anonymous imageboard, no btag needed: how many hours do you have?I have 19.
>>151057384
If he's at full he will escape though.
>>151049495
On my controller? Why would they be on the mouse? I'm playing a video game, not Microsoft Excel.
>>151057880
t.Phil Fish
>>151054017
Roadhog sounds really bro tier, but then again, daddy kink DVa sounds great...
Man, this is a hard choice.
>>151057993
FUCK YOU FEZ 3 IS CANCELED
>>151049495
I'd been using claw all my life up until about a month ago. My wrist got seriously fucked up, and I've transitioned to using a palm grip so as not to injure it again.
>>151057357
>ana ults me
>death blossom in
>enemy lucio drops the beat
>still looking like a penta-kill
>lucio perfectly boops me a quarter mile down into a pit
The shame
>>151052106
>needing your ult as Pharah
>>151057738
38 hours, it's my go to hero on defense and i've been able to climb ladder with it.
plus it's always nice to pick a hero, have your whole team object to your pick, and then carry them all.
>>151057758
he sometimes get shot while being hooked too. He dies most of the time
t. Roadhog fanatic
>>151049690
Dont you mean left side?
>>151047919
Mummified Pharah with a tomb theme for her rocket launcher
Vampire Hunter McCree
Vampire Lord Reaper
Frankestein's Monster Bastion
Spooky Skeleton Zenyatta
that's all I want this halloween
>We lose a Payload match
>Everyone except me blames the Mercy for our loss
>Everyone else was running around away from the payload except me and the Mercy
>The Mercy leaves and now we have no one who wants to heal
I'm done with this fucking game. I need a break from it.
>reinhardt informs us he has gold damage
>i got silver
>i'm dva
fucking kek m8 how bad are dps mains
Is there an off-season? Or does the fall season start as soon as the summer season ends?
>>151055716
mendokusaii
i enjoy watching this guy + he is quite good
Realistically speaking, is it even possible for every single hero to be good and for the game to be perfectly balanced
>Achievement Unlocked: BRA7-1L
>>151058228
How to heck do you deal with people who counterpick specifically you with Winston and Zarya?
>Genji
>Genji
>Genji
>Genji
>Genji
>Lucio
>No one on the enemy team switches to Winston
Prepare yourself for when ranked ends and you have to return to QP.
>>151058427
can't competitive just be a rankless QP while we're off season
>>151058348
As they keep adding heroes, it'll make it harder to do
>>151058427
Found that kind of team against us yesterday. We were defending at Numbani. They failed on the first point.
>>151058306
It's expected to start in September. Since Season 1 ends on August 18th, that gives about two weeks of downtime (assuming they start on September 1st).
>>151058348
>Realistically speaking, is it even possible for every single hero to be good
Yes.
>and for the game to be perfectly balanced
No.
>>151058306
There's an off season I believe 2 weeks
WHY CAN WINSTON NOT BE DEFLECTED BY MY FUCKING DEFLECT
I FUCKING JUMP, DASH AND SHURIKEN HIM AND HE NEVER FUCKING DIES
HOW IS THIS FAIR? HOW IS THIS BALANCED?
I'M EASILY THE MOST
THE MOST
SKILLED PLAYER ALWAYS ON MY TEAM
JUST BECAUSE YOU PICKED WINSTON DOES NOT MEAN EITHERWISE FUCKING RETARD
>>151058032
You must consult with your closest men.
>>151054017
>deadbeat otaku
>sub slave/humiliation fetish waifu
>hetero life partner bodyguard with your safety, well being and development always in mind
Shitty hypothetical.
help
>>151058718
>10/10 pasta, saved
>>151058718
You can't deflect lightning nerd, this isn't Naruto.
>>151058718
cry more weeb
Am I the only person who thinks that golf shirt or whatever Symmetra is wearing under her armor looks really comfy?
I just got eight KOTH games in a row.
Fuck your game, and fuck your boring shitty mode Blizzard, I want a refund.
>>151056595
Got Striker Lucio, Weightlifter Zarya, the bastion boxing emote,and the french widow skin. Only things left that I want are the USA McCree skin and the Japanese Genji skin
>>151058167
You -are- great...
>>151058820
How does this even work? I thought the rank the game displayed was your actual rank used for matchmaking? How can you be top 8%, but be rank 40.
>>151055348
rarely used in comp so I don't have to see her dumb fat fucking face
>off season
What the fuck? Why is this even a thing? What purpose does it serve?
Are they seriously pulling this shit just to try to get people to buy WoW again?
Fucking hell
>>151058820
wow how many 10/20's are there now
>>151058934
Willow is Val Kilmer's magnum opus.
>>151058904
Looks like some kind of breathable fabric
>>151058393
if i have a teleporter hidden away somewhere, i just fall back and build turrets all around the place instead of just all concentrated at the choke point, it's a good way to deal with flankers and you'll still be able to shoot balls down the chokepoint.
if i don't have a teleporter i usually switch to something else, there's no playing the game if the enemy reinhardt got sick of getting balls to the face and just goes winston to make,you obsolete.
>>151059008
It's two weeks you loser, calm yourself.
>>151058975
>>151059015
it's worded wrong
I truly and completely love widowmaker time to die
Is there anyway I can remove the notifications on the left of the screen? Specifically the people joining a voice channel?
>>151059197
What is the reason for it?
>>151059132
I refuse to ever switch, even when countered. There is nothing more satisfying than overcoming your opponent while at a disadvantage. I will always try do do it, infrequent though it be.
>>151058975
That's bottom 8, not top
>same team average rankings
>3 gold medals
>30 eliminations kill streak
>3 deaths total
>won attack in two minutes
>defended the point so no sudden death
There is literally not a single situation where this much rank gain is acceptable, let alone this one.
>>151059340
I know your suffering
>>151059008
It gives them two more weeks to dick around before they start Season 2, announce changes and shit based on feedback from the previous, etc.
I don't know what that has to do with WoW though. Is that new expansion coming out then?
>>151059379
To give people a chance to cool down from the stress of competitive? Give Blizz a chance to analyze data and make balance changes to Comp? I don't really know, but it's just two weeks anon, play some Lucio Ball and work on your aim in QP.
>>151059358
Don't join the voice channel
>>151048824
Watchpoint Gibraltar is most definitely the best map for her. She excels in payload missions. Had a 65% win rate with her before the buff because I mostly locked her in for that.
>Keep trying to HIGH NOOON as mccree
>ice walls
Defense is fucking impossible.
>>151059693
One week would be enough. Typical of american slackers though, too fat to work for more than an hour a piece. Fucking shit bitches
>>151048219
Russia is still fighting them.
>>151059484
This is what real hell looks like
>>151059805
The Summer Games end on August 22nd, so it also gives time for people who were playing Comp to grind exp if they missed any items.
>impossible to carry a KotH game
>trying to climb out of shitter hell
>getting literally only KotH matches
Please Blizzard, I'll pay a further $40, just release me from this suffering and let me avoid KotH forever.
>>151059769
Torbjörn,symetra, reinhardt, lucio. and two random shitters.
thats enough.
I posted earlier about the random game mode. Not played since the beta. What are the major changes I should be aware of? I don't want to dig through every patch note
>>151059931
Blizz really seems to enjoy giving you nearly enough EXP.
>>151060024
KOTH is the easiest to carry since you can just dps.
Does anyone have a picture of the red Weightlifter Zarya skin's golden gun? I am curious to see what it would look like but I do not have the skin yet.
>>151060080
McCree and Zenyatta are nearly back to their Beta levels.
I've been grinding for tricolor widow and it just won't show up
I think I'm dying
>>151060142
Ohohoho, good one anon.
>>151059934
As expected of a murrican, he'll rush to aid his fellow country bumpkin nerds. Go fuck yourself with a cactus, don't be a blizzard enabler, don't be a shitter enabler.
>>151059769
Literally, it's fucking insane.
I want to go back to low mmr where I thought defense was the best.
Or just make a list where I only play koth.
I'm probably not the only one, but it's been exactly one week and my Master Overwatch profile still won't update. I'm starting to get annoyed because I feel like it's going to be permanent. I didn't even do anything that normally causes desyncing, so I don't know how to fix it. If anyone here has experienced it, could you give some suggestions on how I might work around this?
>>151059558
And why can't they do those things with competitive mode still enabled like every other video game in the world?
The new WoW expansion comes out August 30th.
>>151060215
>>151060215
There you go. Nothing special, if you ask me.
>>151060401
I'm sure they could, if they wanted to.
But clearly they do not want to.
>>151060142
Please share with me your tactics for DPS carrying a 1v11 game.
How do I git gud on Zen. Feels like I'm just being useless most of the time I play him.
>>151060587
Yell at any Mei to switch until they do. That should reduce it to a 1v10.
>>151060587
>1v11
Anyway pick Zen if your team can't get any kills I found half my problem was my team couldn't finish their plate so I just discorded everything.
>>151056749
Wasn't that the "We're all soldiers now" one? Where everyone was reduced to 100 HP and it amounted to who could time their noob toobs the best.
>>151060341
That wasn't another anon, that was me again (the one you were replying to in the first place)
You seem abnormally angered by this, friend. Seek help and remember that it's just a game.
>>151060215
He was dragging our Genji across the map... I had to do it.
>>151060547
>>151060474
>LMAO 3PLATE on the bottom
>be underdog
>lose
>rank goes down
>be underdog
>win
>rank stays
>yfw people have started 'smurfing'
S76 doesn't have any good skins except for the premium one
I want to give him the golden gun buuut....
>>151060841
You monster.
>>151060547
>>151060474
Thanks a lot. I am not sure if I should get the Rein or Zarya golden weapon. I play Zarya more, but Rein's hammer kinda looks cooler.
>>151058427
>went all Genji + Lucio meme team on Watchpoint Gibraltar in QP
>6 Science Apes weren't enough
>incoherent japanese screams every few minutes
Genji is free wins and lootboxes all day.
>>151060672
he literally takes no skill now.
You sit far, far back so you can see your whole team, keep harmany on your carries and switch it to tanks when need be. Discord anyone out of position or playing agressive and spam shots into chokes. Press Q when you get zarya ulted or ryu jin blah blah bullshit.
I have 70% winrate with him at rank 70 and I have about 5 hrs played on him. He's my go to when I need to fill. Just don't die and you're good.
>>151060991
Get his golden skin
>>151060672
Orb of Harmony your dudes.
Orb of Discord their dudes.
Use your ult whenever somebody on the enemy team uses their ult, unless it's pulse bomb, high noon, or a tire hit mercy in the face. Also use your ult any time your idiot team is about to turn a corner into a Bastion deathray.
[Optional] hold down LMB and look at enemies.
>>151061000
Reinhardt's Golden Weapon fits really well with the Paragon skin.
>>151060706
The compositions can be quite good, it's their incompetence that's keeping them down.
>>151060754
How will Zen help if my team loses the first push and then runs in one by one until the match ends and refuses to group up no matter how many times I tell them?
>>151058820
You're just on the border of no escape. Get any lower and you'll join us at the bottom 1% club.
At rank 20 I start recognizing all the players because there's so few. Eternal noob, for example, will pick Bastion most of the time.
Who should someone with 17 years of Quake experience play? I thought Pharah would be the obvious choice, but unfortunately Zenyatta exists.
the only good version of this shit character
Ok I'm under level 20 so I'm probably retarded, but whats the least team-coordinated way to deal with a reinhardt+bastion on anubis first point?
>perfectly timed deflect
>enemy suddenly misses point blank
kill me
>>151060991
I like Smoke and Commando 76
>>151061312
mccree
>>151061312
McRee, S76
>lucio has to be played in litteraly every single teamcomp
>yet /owg/ cries for Genji and Zenyatta nerfs
>>151053613
Have you considered the fact that you dont matter?
unless this is a pasta and I have been trolled, in that case, well meme'd sir.
>>151061286
Oh thank god I'm not alone in this hell pit
I've noticed someone named Gonzo who always seems to pick Junkrat
>>151061338
people pay this man to draw
>>151060983
>can't win at their ranks
>starts smurfing on a $40 game
people are this stupid
>>151061338
Get ye gone /pol/em
>>151061486
>Lucio will never, ever be nerfed
>Widow and Reaper both have tragic backstories
>Both of them are pretty ripe for the cliche redemption arc if there was a story moving forward
Will Sombra also have some tragic backstory and seeds of redemption? Or will she just be an out-and-out evil hacker hero?
>>151061582
>>151060983
I've noticed a lot of low-level players grouping with high level players, with the low level players seeming abnormally skilled. I thought it was just the former hackers buying new accounts and getting boosted.
Post healslut
>>151061695
Redemption.
Something about big corporations ruining her life so now she seeks revenge.
>>151061695
Calling it now, As Sombra is Talon's Athena
>>151061578
yeah, are you not seeing how good it is?
Ask a rank 78 Tracer only anything
>>151061682
To be honest his speed boost is the reason why Reinhardt is so good
>>151061871
why haven't you killed yourself yet
>>151061870
nah
needs loomis
>>151061401
Genji. Get behind them and hope Bastion unloads into your reflect.
D.va might work to disorient them, you can slam Rein and push him away from the bastion but this is useless if your team doesn't back you up and bastion can not be bumped iircc
And if neither of those work, play as Tracer and get her ult then zip behind them and toss it on bastion. More time consuming but it is 100% effective.
>>151058167
go back to Quake, you Quake-player
>>151061817
she heals by pumping her medicine inside your asshole.
with her meat syringe
>>151061871
will you rape me
>>151061871
what's the best Symettra voice line ?
>>151060121
Got 21994/22000 already for 3/4 times
>>151062003
I am hype as fuck for new Quake
I am just completely baffled at how the matchmaking in this game works. What's even the end goal, to challenge you? To get you to the rank you need to be? What? What does the system think when it sees my got gud stats which are higher than the rank I'm at is usually performing, "this guy needs this Widowmaker main in his next of many KotH games in a row"? Just what?
Will you quit Overwatch if they add anthropomorphic Pandas?
fws has autism and i hope he kills himself
I only played like 10 hours of Quake World and then never touched a rocket launcher since. Is there any hope of me ever measuring up on Pharah?
>>151062218
What do you mean? Mei is already ingame
>>151062218
no, because then the sfm porn would make me rock hard
>>151058167
How do you feel about pharah air battles?
So, next seasonal event what will be?
Halloween? Christmas?
or Brewfest like World of Warcraft?
>>151061785
>Comp yesterday
>Got an even team with some 60s and 59s
>Enemy team has a bunch of 60s plus a 47 going with his 69 friend
>The 69 was obviously Genji and raped our supports left and right
>I was one of the supports
>Nobody changed to Winston
>Lose obviously
I killed a Pharah in midair twice with Junkrat last night. Felt pretty cool to finally have a innate feel for the grenade arc.
>>151061871
fav tracer skin/voice line/victory pose/highlight?
>Athena and Sombra are like Pit/ Dark Pit
How would you react?
Mccrees hat tip is the best emote in the game
>>151062541
>Athena and Sombra are like Brad Pitt/Dark Pitt
Fixed your post for you.
Sparrow or Young Genji?
>>151060983
>>151061582
It was inevitable either way
>>151062927
eww. neither.
>Play Genji
>Forget to use reflect
>Still dunk everyone
B A L A N C E
A
L
A
N
C
E
>>151062127
>What does the system think when it sees my got gud stats which are higher than the rank I'm at is usually performing
It ignores them, because they are irrelevant. If you're playing against shit players, your stats will be higher than if you were playing against somebody good. What matters, is whether you won or lost.
If you end up at a rank lower than where you think you belong, then either:
A) you haven't played enough games for the system to figure out where you go.
B) you think you're better than you actually are.
>>151051063
You're posting this shit again
>>151062927
Go Nihon or go homu.
reminder that this is what reaperfags are actually like
Who spent the most on loot boxes and got shit I wanna laugh
EURO HOUR??
>>151062368
Whenever I win one I say the "Aerial Superiority Achieved" voice line.
>>151063421
>>151060841
DICKS OUT
>>151063493
>amerifats would rather call football a game where you carry an egg around than a game where you kick a ball with your foot
>>151063421
>>151053613
is this that new copypasta?
>>151063842
In specific circumstances you also kick the egg
>>151062368
>>151063529
>Air-to-air fight with another Pharah
>Hit her out of the air, killing her
>Immediately get hit by a rocket she had fired just before dying
The true mirror match experience.
Dorado makes for the best use of sprays.
>>151063102
>It ignores them, because they are irrelevant. If you're playing against shit players, your stats will be higher than if you were playing against somebody good. What matters, is whether you won or lost.
That is a retarded fucking principle, what it should do is pit me against somebody good, if I keep up my stats, against someone even better, if I don't, return me back to where I performed average. This way I'm dominating every game, yet not moving up because the game considers me the same as someone who considers attack Symmetra a viable pick and pairs me with them.
>>151064026
In football (soccer) you kick the ball all the time though.
But it's also a sport to show how good you're to dive that grass.
>>151063842
>because the ball is a foot long
I got the Nihon skin. I don't even like Genji that much.
where the fuck is my sprinter blizz
only got 2 levels today when i need to do 4per day to prestige before event ends ; ______ ; literally half asleep
should i go on or do 5 tomorrow?
>>151064170
I've seen a football before up close. It's not a foot long. It actually tastes much better.
>>151051063
Why does a tank character have an OHK shotgun? It's the only normal attack in the game that can instakill with just bodyshots.
>>151063842
Who cares? Both are sport for hillbillies
>blizzard taking action against lucio ball glitchers
Why do they hate fun
>>151062495
that my favorite thing to do, i drop the mine and launch myself then go at them
>>151064435
Because he's the size an american land whale and if you're close enough to him to get OHK, you deserve to die
>>151051063
>You get laughed out every time you post this shit
>You still keep posting it
Tracerniggers are hilarious
>>151064573
Source? Shit happened to me oncegot Mercy, but that was at the very beginning and I've never done it afterwards. I'd hate to get banned over Bliz' own incompetence.
Is Ana consideredthe best support?
>>151064573
>lucio ball glitchers
huh?
Blizzard should give Hanzo double jump.
>>151064697
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20748154695?page=3#post-57
>>151064648
>If lots of people disagree with you, that means you're wrong!
Was it a long journey here from Reddit?
>>151064697
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20748154695?page=3#post-57
>>151064708
No.
>>151063842
Whens the next patch happening? I'm sick of being forced to wait out because of rubberbanding that's on their end.
>>151062927
Sparrow, stay off Nihon and Muslim skins cause the early one is overused as fuck while the latters are shit
Why is Mercy's olympic voice line so weird?
piece of CAKE
>someone leaves
>this means five other people are bad at the game and deserve to rank down
ahahahaha good one blizzard
>>151064865
The AI is malfunctioning.
>>151064708
Lucio is still mandatory, but she is good alongside him.
>>151064975
discord is more useful than ana if you already have a lucio
>>151064865
Same reason newer voicelines in DotA don't sound as good, like Puck's latter voice lines sounding like garbage.
When you tell a VA to do one or two additional voice lines later down the line, it always sounds different. Something about them not being able to make it sound the the exactly same.
>>151064585
>American land whale
He's an Australian land whale tyvm
>>151065048
Yes, but consider: triple support.
>>151063421
>an unironic reaperfag's ultimate fantasy is freckled tits with tan lines and plastering pierced assholes with lipstick kisses
They should all be put down desu
B.Va or Junebug?
IS THERE PORN
OF TALON TRACER
>>151065129
eh tripple support takes a tank or dps you will need
>>151065102
But the first two words are perfect, while the last one has a pretty huge difference.
>>151064735
Would that really help him
>>151065170
B.Va
>>151054017
I'm really hooked on the idea of living with the Hog.
>Have to be monkey to check Ninja main
>Never played him because all the other tanks are fantastic and generally good picks
>50 DPS as if you're supposed to wait four seconds for your target to sit still and let you run them over
>50 damage on jump is absolutely essential to kill things
>Your shield is garbage and breaks instantly
>Only mobile in bursts so consistent pursuit of a target is unreliable
>Lightning can hit multiple people but you have no tools to stay alive or protect yourself in a team fight
>Ultimate is hot garbage
>Absolutely essential that you have a zarya bubble on you and harmony support to jump on anything because you're such a non-presence against competent people
>But Winston is still A tier because Genji doesn't have any other reliable counters besides discord boosted lightning
NERF GENJI SO WINSTON CAN DROP TO SHIT TIER WHERE HE BELONGS SO HE CAN GET SOME BUFFS JESUS CHRIST
I WILL NEVER EVER GET THE NEW DVA SKIN
> elite sniper
> literally the best way to play her is jumping around noscoping your teammates
really blizzard
>Bored waiting for WoW expansion
>Friends convinced me to play overcuck
So, what character is most like heavy in TF2?
>>151065479
Her ult should have been TWO EYES
>>151065479
What's to be done about it then? Give her unscoped shots spread?
>Winston's leap now doesn't have a cooldown
How muchmore funis the game?
>>151065527
Zarya is essentially a clone of him
>>151065170
neither,
>Get (LC-202) error message
>Look up fix online
>Hundreds of others getting same thing
>Have been since launch
>It's not getting solved for anyone
>Blizzard pretty much just ignoring it
So is this their way of making people buy more loot boxes or something? Because most of my friends have been getting it and they've just given up on the game altogether.
>>151065527
bastion is chaingun turret and zarya is russian with big gun but plays different
>>151065746
This.
>>151065737
Heavy has multiple sisters, its canon.
>>151065170
Junebug is the best by far desu.
All her legendaries are good though, long hair doesn't suit her at all unless it's in a ponytail
>>151062043
"Why do you struggle?"
>>151065767
How would a log-in issue make people want to buy loot boxes exactly?
>Frozen characters now take more damage like they had a discord orb on them
>Mei is finally good
>>151062043
> "Why do you struggle?"
>>151065479
>"World's greatest" sniper
>a wub manlet can heal better
Thanks Blizz
>>151064782
keep posting them tracerbro. we must unite to let them know they are shit and qt space girl is balanced :D
>>151065695
Nein. Give her mobility or a bigger boost to accuracy on scoped shots so she can play as a sniper.
>>151065723
He could fly then because you don't have to land to jump again.
You could also shit out an insane amount of damage if you spammed jump on someone in a corner.
>>151047919
Roadhog dressed as Junkrat and vice versa.
>>151047487
And what about Pharah?>>151047487
I have over 300 rank points
which golden gun should I get
I really want bastion since his guns are so huge and both are visible always for that extra salt + easy potgs
on the other hand I want it for someone I can use in ranked
>>151065969
It randomly disconnects you during a match, once anywhere between 20-30 minutes. You still receive the leaver penalty to your XP gain though, so since they haven't even attempted to fix it, let alone acknowledge it, my tinfoil sense is making it look like they're just trying to deliberately slow down the lootbox gaining process for some people so they have to resort to buying them.
>>151065479
She lost her cyber eye; Her aimbot is dead.
>>151059090
>breathable fabric
I know what you actually mean but
kek
>Since Summer Games started, I have gotten 'Muricree, Track Tracer, Korea D.Va, as well as some highlight intros and victory poses
>No Pharah dunk spray
I'll never get it.
I just want to meme on people after killing them.
>>151047919
I l would love a pirate skin for junkrat.
>>151065527
play zen and just start slingin orbs
>>151066284
Why did you do those matches if you don't even know what gun you want?
>>151066284
I think Reaper's are actually a minor disadvantage
I've sometimes (like twice, ever) been able to tell where a reaper went and save my team by looking at where he dropped his guns, and they'd be more visible if they were gold (so I'd have had three occurrances rather than two)
>>151065527
>Playing a decade old MMO
>Only disappointment since Wotlk
T-this is the year it makes a comeback guys!It's time to stop.No more.
Anyone else get tilted from the sound of some shitting ana in the background pew-pew-pew-pew-pewing you from a thousend miles away on the enemy team.
That fire rate she has is so fuckign retarded and thanks to all the magazine buffs she barely has to reload.
>>151066404
>Trap is now a parrot beak
>>151066120
>bigger boost to accuracy on scoped shots so she can play as a sniper.
???
She's already 100% accurate, unscoped and scoped
>>151066551
I meant it on the sense of making the "autoaim triangle" bigger so you don't need to worry about being completely accurate to heal.
>That one Olympic item you haven't been able to get.
Ribbon Symmetra emote will always elude me it seems.
>>151062374
Halloween, most likely. Brewfest is a thing because Dwarves.
Why are torbj and bastion even in the game? They add nothing. They're either fucking you in the ass or completely useless. The game would simply be a better game if they wer removed. Then you wouldn't have to deal with them, and you wouldn't have to deal with shitters picking them on your team
>>151066817
>torbjorn
>not literally a warcraft dorf
How the fuck do you climb out of shitter hell? I started the week off at rank 55 thinking I could get to rank 60+ before the season ends and before I knew it I was at rank 49 with Hanzo, Widowmaker, Mei, and Bastion on my team.
>>151066506
WoW is slowly turning into CoD MMO Fantasy edition.
>>151058718
this is good b8
>>151065991
Being completely frozen should be a death sentence already
The problem is that you don't really get there with M1 except on isolated enemies and her Ult tends to make everyone scatter instead of actually getting caught and frozen by it
Slow is a boon alongside your team against the enemy team, but the cone is still rather narrow and honestly it's still better just to shoot them in the face and murder them
>>151062374
Thanksgiving would be qt but it'll most likely be Halloween.
>>151066908
He's Swedish.
>>151066817
Oktoberfest is a thing because humans.
>>151066506
i stopped at the end of up and haven't been back since.
>>151064368
Underrated post.
>>151066774
I would share one of the summer skin I have for that Symmetra emote if I could.
what would be some obvious league x overwatch crossovers?
>>151066349
What did he mean
>>151047919
D.Va in a spooky pumpkin themed mech.
Frankenzarya.
Wolfman Reinhardt.
>>151067013
Brewfest is specifically a dwarven holiday that uses the trappings of Oktoberfest. Or do you think Noblegarden is going to be in Overwatch?I legitimately want a Widowmaker with bunny ears now, fuck my life.
>my team picks a good composition
>win
>my team picks a bad composition
>lose
what kind of witchcraft is this
will they ever make guns changeable without changing skin? i want to use M16 from night ops skin with normal skins because i like the mask
>>151059054
You mean tombstone
>people that rush to the enemy spawn on defense
Why do people do this? How hard is it to defend the point, having 2 people rush to the spawn and get killed just makes us lose the point
>>151067214
What spawned this fan-obsession with Tracer being captured by Talon?
It's pretty cool.
>>151067283
>teammate bitches that our team comp is why we are losing
>it's actually because 2-3 teammates are retarded/feeding
>>151067453
Some harassment can make the less organized attacking teams even less organized
But it depends, of course
how the FUCK do you counter zarya
and if you say "dont shoot her shield XDD" i swear to heaven anon
>play some QP
>route 66 defense
>enemy team is five rein and one zenyatta
>any riptires are destroyed by a barrage of fire strikes and zen balls
>tracer bombs can't insta kill them and they are just healed afterwards
>hanzo ult just makes the zen ult as well
>we get stomped
They didn't move a inch
>>151067361I'm your Huckleberry.
post your setup
>>151067283
It's all about team comp
rule 1 of team comp : never not pick Lucio in any comp, ever
rule 2 : do not pick any defense heroes, ever
>>151067605
stay outside beam range
>>151067605
dont shoot her shield XDD
>>151067605
dont shoot her shield XDD
>>151067608
Symettra
>Symmetra switch you're useless now
>proceeds to use my teleporter
I hate this mindset that she is useless after the 1st checkpoint. Yeah she can't solo defend a payload but if you have at least one other competent defender she can seal a victory
>>151067783
Tried that. Discorded and killed.
>>151067605
Don't pick Junkrat and don't use firestrike
>>151067203
lucio = sona
junkrat = ziggs
reaper = nocturne/lucian/aatrox
genji = yasuo/zed/fiora
reinhardt = braum
hanzo = ashe
roadhog = blitzcrank/nautilus
mercy = soraka
zenyatta = bard
symmetra = zyra
torbjorn = heimerdinger
winston = zac
tracer = vayne/ezreal
widowmaker = caitlyn
mccree = graves
d.va = rumble
pharah = tristana
soldier = jinx/corki
mei = anivia/teemo
zarya = orianna
ana = karma/lulu
bastion = xerathdoomfist = vi
>>151067605
avoid shooting her barrier :^)
So what's wrong with using Defense heroes in comp? I've heard people here say they're shit
>>151067605
bait her into prematurely using her bubbles and then murder the fuck out of her
>>151067605
Shoot her in the skull dummy
>>151061695
She's going to be an omnic.
>>151066906
Bastion prevents mass tank.
Torbjörn was okay against a mass flanker composition until he was nerfed to the ground.
>>151067605
Try Reaper or Bastion. Reap can get up close and destroy her. If she puts up her barrier then you just have to finish the job faster or you will be fucked.
Bastion counters for similar reasons. If you have the slight range advantage and she just runs at you with her barrier up like a complete retard, then you will be able to mow down her shield, and then her with ease.
>>151067927
>So what's wrong with using Defense heroes in comp?
they're shit
>>151067797
i'm pretty sure it's impossible to lose as symmetra at anubis point B.
>>151067927
Once the "defense" they are intended to provide is broken they become worthless and more competitive players know how to counter them easily
>>151067608
Should have tried a couple of Bastions and Pharahs.
>>151067731
Zarya
>Champion
>Pumping Iron
>Flexing
>"Are you in need of personal training?"
>Arm wrestle spray so I can complete with a Rein if they have them
>Random Highlight
>
>>151061864
This.
>>151068091
>Bastion prevents mass tank
>pick at least one D.Va and mass tank anyway
>>151061864
So when does Athena become playable
> quick play
> be Ana on attack Hanamura
> take point A pretty easily
> not doing bad, but I'm solo healing so we kind of stall out after the first push
> friendly roadhog wants me to switch
> follows me around for 6 minutes spamming "hello" while purposefully body blocking me so I can't heal/shoot anything
> messages me saying I'm bad
I swear some people in this game....
>>151067605
Reaper hell even McCree can harass her and bait out shield early. She's a tank so generally just team work outside of that.
>>151067731
his legendaries are shit
>>151068239
> i have both wresle sprays
> never found the other half
ARE YOU AFRAID TO FIGHT ME?
>>151068262
A single D.va is only good for four seconds
>>151048824
Sup Kemal#21657 on the EU servers
>>151067927
Every Defense hero is easily countered, and once their defensive measures are broken, it's hard for them to do anything. The only exception is Junkrat, as he can remain useful even once the attackers have broken through thanks to being very offense-oriented.
>>151068341
As much as I rage sometimes with the picks in QP...it's QP. Basically everyone can play whatever the fuck they want when it really comes down to it.
>>151067731
no bully
>>151067731
Default on everything
>>151066753
that's an autoaim triangle?
Are you sure? I must be retarded cause I never noticed
>>151068645
> no "i vant to hug u"
> no wresle spray
4/6
>>151068754
It's not, but at certain ranges the triangle roughly lines up with the auto-aim that her weapon gets for targeting allies.
>Needed 20 wins to get a golden weapon at season end
>Only have four days to accomplish it due to real life plans
>Was Rank 63
>Played like 30 games since
>Now Rank 51
>Still need 15 wins
I actually fucking hate this game so much
>>151068754
Yes, any friendly objective more or less inside the triangle receives a hit automatically.
>>151068913
You're counting the end of season rewards right?
>>151068913
Keep going anon. We're all rooting for you!
In middle-tier QP, the team with more D.Vas wins.
for fuck sake genji shurikans are so shit. Why can't I hit any of them? I try and predict their movement and they just stand still like retards, I throw them directly at them and they run in a straight line. I can't win.
When I play vs this shitty hero it feels like they lock on to me ffs.
>>151068645
Exactly what i'm going to do as soon as I'm blessed with ONE of her skins
>>151067927
Games are mostly close and medium ranged battles and def heroes can only deny areas which is not enough to clear the 2 DPS/2 tanks/ 2 supps that everyone runs. The only one good def hero at their strongest, Widowmaker, was nerfed for doing her job too well.
>>151069118
this is some good ass bait anon, saved
>>151069118
>Why can't I hit any of them?
Because Blizzard nerfed projectile hitboxes because of one .webm where Hanzo shot a Widowmaker who was barely behind a corner.
idk why they didn't just increase the collision detection on projectiles so that if they're wide enough to hit somebody behind a corner, they'd just hit the wall instead, but whatever.
Any youtubes or streamers with good tracer gameplay? I want to git gud
>>151069245
Why would that be bait ? Do you know what a bait is ?
>>151068913
>Need around 40 wins to get end of season weapon with points
>was 61
>Now 52-3
>Slowly progressing forward
We can do this comrade.
>>151068353
>no olympic highdive roadhog skin
fuck the olympics
>>151069304
twitch tv/clockwork
>>151069342
Posting "why is genji bad ree" on a general that frequently loudly complains about how genji dominates top level play is bait.
>lijiang tower garden
>5 of my teammates on the point with me heading there
>one enemy mercy dead, one roadhog at the walkways behind, reaper, soldier, genji, pharah entering through the main entrance
>high noon three of them and leave pharah with a sliver of health
>she escapes so i enter the point and bring the roadhog who thought it was push time down to half health
>pharah catches up and kills me
>"well they're 5v2 and both are severely wounded we've got this one in the bag"
>they all die and we lose the point
how
>>151069304
Surefour streams and lots of replays of him on youtube
>inb4 hacks
IDDQD is also good but I've only seen him in tournaments don't know if he streams
>>151069304
Tracer is conceptually simple as hell to play my man.
Be in unexpected places, shoot straight, use blink to disrupt aim and not die, use recall to not die harder.
Increase precision and efficacy at those concepts and you're golden baby.
>>151047919
Bedsheet Ghost Reaper
>>151069461
He didn't post
>why is genji bad ree
anon
learn to read
>rank rewards stop progressing at rank 65
did i just tryhard to 70 for nothing???
>>151069304
>dat thong
is that a shoop?
>>151069573
ah, my bad. I misread his second line.
sorry tbqfh familia smgdfh
>>151069304
>when adding clothing increases the lewdness by at least 80%
>>151069461
I didn't say he's bad. When I said shitty hero I meant his design is shitty, not his strength.
>>151069626
top 500 get an additional spray and icon
>Holding KotH point
>Enemy Ana boosts Reaper
>Reaper comes running in on the point
>DIE DI
>APM jom ollyo bolkka!
>>151069687
no its realbuy some loot boxes
>>151065170
I have both and I prefer Blueberry over both of them desu
>>151069773
i see. that makes sense.
>>151069626
>The only reason to play competitive is for muh special snowflake gun skins
Competitive games are infinitely more enjoyable than quickplay, once you go back to ana solo healers and 4 genji teams you'll never want to play this game again.
Has anyone talked about this before? It's the posters in Hanamura arcade place. This lady looks like a potential hero to me. Maybe some sort of virtual reality gear?
>>151049015
Agreed
>>151070076
one of them looks like one of the people on the numbani posters/ads
>>151046769
I got a mild boner from this
>>151069956
>Competitive games are infinitely more enjoyable than quickplay
Too true, I thought I was shit at the game until I started playing competitive and realized my full potential with non-retarded team comps. Now I play quickplay only to test out heroes and strategies which happens rarely. I have no idea what I'll do when the season ends.
>Decide to play quick play today
>The hanzo and widow shitters are in full force
Good stuff...
>>151070237
You mean the yellow side portrait poster? That's in Hanamura too.
Anyone want to join me and this kid for some comp?
>>151070364
>>151069956
I'm debating soloqueuing in comp, never played it before
If it's as good as you guys say surely it will be a good time, r-right?
>>151048936
>be lucio
>IT'S HIGH NOON
>speed boost E team into cover since nobody is a hero that does anything about mcree
>i slide past the corner and die alone
>>151069453
>>151069559
Thank you.
>>151069560
I'm okay with her. I just want to see gameplay of different maps, maybe some flanks I missed or just general cheese strats. Never hurts to hear some advice right?
>>151070345
fuck i can never find the full version of this, muh dick
>>151069453
Clock hates Tracer though.
>jizzard drones will defend this
This game's fucking easy lmao
>>151070076
One on the left is literally Ken from ZOE2
>>151070643
>have to look at this for 2 more weeks
Blizzard please stop
>>151069956
>2 weeks of 'it's just a game bro' qp
>>151070643
defend what ?
Anyone playing onPS4?
>>151070610
ellowas I think
>RNG: The Game
>random teammates
>random maps
>random coinflips
>random items
wew lad
>>151048690
By canadians desperate to feel relevant, yes.
>>151070625
wut? You're confusing him with Seagull.
>>151070610
it even has sound senpai
>>151070515
Unless you can't handle losing or having retarded teamates, comp is a thousand times more fun than quick play
>>151070610
It's by Ellowas but he took all his shit down because of Blizzard cracking down on SFM porn.
>>151070860
Fate guides my path
>>151070838
lmao no you fucking moron
>>151070845
t-t-thanks...
>>151064582
There is something even better: when you drop a trap for any reason and an injured pharah flies down in it just to die. That's the pinnacle of keks.
>>151070838
That's cold, Mercy. Not even Mei rivals you.
>>151070643
Why do Tracer's bracers look like lizard heads?
tfw you spill water all over your keyboard in the middle of lucioball
sub-optimal
>>151071051
Everything is on his pateron page I believe and all his new stuff is on his tumblr.
>>151071203
The art guy was told to make them Blizzard heads but he misheard.
>>151071203
I see it now
fuck you
now I'll have to look at lizard heads for 1 month
>>151070515
I solo queued from 56 to 65 in, like, four days. Felt good, although the losses were fucking turbo stressful.
After getting high enough to get a free golden gun at the end of the season, I don't think I want to play solo queue anymore. Even though I performed well, it would just be preferable to have the security of at least one friend, especially since the two of you can just get mad together.
>OT
>Be Mei
>Stalling the payload like a frigid cunt
>Standing on top of payload
>Enemy Rein charges at the payload
>Blackhole sucks me in and I get squished against the payload at ground level
>Lose
Cool game Blizzard. Wanna bring it to the Whitehouse?
>>151071074
>LFGs for a video game 8n the appropriate Gideon game general
>LOL FUCKING MORON EX DEE
Thanks for the necessary reply, here's that (you) you wanted.
>>151070610
lurk /gif/ until there's an Overwatch thread, then ask for somebody to post it. Plenty of people there have it.
Or if you have enough OW porn gifs and webms to make your own thread without getting told to fuck off to /r/, just make a thread of your own and ask people for the Ellowas Widowmaker webm.
Ellowas's D.Va/Hanzo .webm is better, tho.
>>151067731
I am a simple man.
>>151070364
Comp was infinitely more fun during PTR and the first weeks of live, but then I didn't play enough and rank up, and now all the good people have climbed and I'm stuck with the retards.
>>151070838
this has to be the best ow comic I've seen
>The server has an unexpected error
>The server has an unexpected error
>The server has an unexpected error
>Constant freezing and lag spikes
Fuck off putting me in servers that aren't my region
>>151066341
Not only that, she learned how to shoot again using her off eye, which would also entail changing her stance. She is basically an entirely different Ana in terms of skill.
>>151071680
>>151071680
new thread
>>151071436
Just curious, who do you play?
I want to solo as a Zen or Lucio, because I like playing support and also being able to do some damage
How do Reinhardt players have the patience to play this fucking hero
The most you can do is pray your team has a fucking brain but guess what happens 90% of the time?
>>151069809
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>>151071741
If my team isnt taking advantage of the shield I play him like a tanky dps
>destroying on lucioball
>enemy teams leaves and game ends because 'not enough players'
Fuck these guys
>>151071741
I enjoy picking Rein on KotH, everyone focuses my shield for some reason even though no one's behind it, all the while my teammates are killing them. I'm yet to lost a match with this strategy.
>>151071740
Top 3 are 76, Zarya, and Pharah. In total I've only played 11 heroes in ranked mode so far.
I've only played Lucio for two games but won them both, and I played Zen for one and lost it. Not a huge support player, but if any support should be able to carry, it would be a really good Zen player since he's so godly in this patch. The one game I lost as him is no indication of how well a solo Zen player should do in ranked if he gets decent teams and plays his role well.
If you are interested in moving outside of support, Zarya and McCree are both super safe choices.
>>151071741
That's why I prefer playing D.Va
She kinda does the same thing now with the buffed matrix but she can do things solo too if you end up with tards
>>151072059
Thanks for the advice! It might be time to finally give McCree a try now that I upgraded my PC and can finally stop playing on console
>>151070778
>unboxed Firefighter Mei skin the other day
>have yet to use it because all I do is play competitive hoping for some day escape sub 55 hell
I don't play Mei even in quickplay either
>>151073024
Mei's Legendary Skins are mediocre; Yeti Hunter is the best of the lot. Earthen and Snow Plum are much nicer.
>>151073408
Snow plum is really nice, I agree
>>151070515
Yeah, you'll love placement games they're best
No not really, they're a fucking lottery and the tank you'll be arbitrarily given determines how enjoyable your comp games will be.
Anything below 60 and it's indistinguishable from qp.
>>151070076
It says Powergirl, I guess DC went crazy with one of their reboots.
>>151070076
the thing she's sitting on looks like the top of some kind of a mecha
or maybe a hovering platform
>>151048923
Lucio's main job is to keep the maniacs and shitheads alive while the other schmuck tries to keep the tank up.
I'm not one for nerfs, but Zenyatta probably needs something doing to those purple balls.
These days when I'm tanking, I like a good Ana. I like to play her if there's already a Lucio as well, the way she synergises with Reinhardt and soldier is really nice, gameplay matching the lore for once.
>>151075784
the ana doesn't really even need to be good to pocket a tank as long as she understands what's she's supposed to do. zero aiming required
>>151049495
>>151053304
>Dat precise cursor movement
I fucked up getting the PS4 version, didn't I?
>>151076446
>I fucked up getting the console version of an FPS game
I would honestly just pay for a pc copy of the game and try to pawn off your ps4 copy at that point, console FPS are awful.
>>151076446
Yes, you're a fucking idiot.
I wouldn't play shooters on any console if I got paid doing so.
>>151054017
D.va gives you blowjobs, sure, but I bet Roadhog can get you some nice company too. Besides he sounds like an absolute bro.