/owg/ - Overwatch General

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hana song

>Americas Server
>Always matched with hue BRs

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which would you choose /owg/

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season almost over
post ranks

>>151071860
lucio or winston

>>151071436

Yeah, having some mates play with you is less stressful regardless of win or not than playing with strangers.

D.VA
three capital letters
written in gold

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who else /gold portrait/ here?

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>>151071741
>patient Rein
bad move

>>151071860
Dva still has literally no downside

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Why couldn't they design Zarya to look like this?

>>151071860
D.Va. I'd kill for a female roommate that would suck my dick.

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>>151071759

>>151071860
You said that you were gonnna give Dva a downside but I still don't see any
>every character is an obnoxious faggot except Dva

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Post healslut

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>Its an "Everyone Feeds Zarya" episode
STOP SHOOTING THE DAMN BUBBLES

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>>151072000
>Gold
How are there even enough hours in the day?

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>it's a 76 kills one guy then stands around for five seconds potg

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>play comp
>enemy team avg mmr is 2 levels higher than our average
>stomp them
>only gain like 1/5 a level

???????

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>>151071759
I want hana song to stick her chewed bubblegum in my mouth

>>151071860
Still D.Va

>>151071860
>everyone who meets him instantly recognizes that he is infinitely more charming, smart and fun than you

I have idolized Vegeta since I was 9, so I would pick Winston because he would be my Kakarot.

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>be simple anon
>find S76 x Ana fanfic
>first few chapters deal with Jack being father figure
>okay
>few chapters more, still no Jack and Ana
>most recent chapter devolves into Pharamercy

fucking soiled. anyone got better suggestions?

>>151072037
Because a steroid using russian dike is just too good to pass up.

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>>151072168

>It's an everyone feeds the mercy lots of ult charge even though she is nerfed.

Dammnit guy get with the times!

>>151071860
>2 hours of pc a week
lol what is this 1995?
Anyway D.Va so I can be her personal bidet.

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>>151072096
REAPPPEEEERFIELD

>hanzo

Movement speed debuff removed while charging
Movement speed increased to genji/tracer
Fully charged arrows ignore barriers

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>>151072340

>>151072389
hand soap please

>>151072389
>Fully charged arrows ignore barriers
no

I will never understand why I had ladder anxiety

Im rank 57 and would like to improve my game so I can win more.

Any tips you guys can give me?

I got the refrigerator line for Reaper. I'm really memeing now.

>>151071860
>d.va still best
>Lucio starts off good but then goes full retard at the end
>winston is okay
>genji needs more homo tension

>>151072186
i wonder if blizzard will make new levels

because no level = no boxes

no lifers will get these by december

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Environmental kills are fun

>>151072545
Record your games and watch them after, look for your mistakes, especially in those situations where you died.

>>151072141
ok maybe i didnt make it clear enough
she has actual psychological problems and feels the need to belittle you all the time
she tells you she loves you when she's drunk but otherwise is not nice to you in the slightest

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>>151072461

>tfw solo queueing on console
I wanna die.

>>151072489
How did you get over it? I get super anxious and irritable sometimes in competitive games and I'm trying to stop giving a shit and have fun.

>>151072545
Don't solo-que.

>>151072570
exhaust i mean

>>151072615
>madmartigan

I've pooped on you a bunch in ranked

>>151072615
was this framerate taken from a console

>>151072643
Well drunk words are sober thoughts so she actually loves you

>>151071860

Will Genji have gay sex with me?

>>151072669

>be solo in comp console
>shitters are getting rekt by an enemy bastion
>no one teams up to take out that fucker and proceeds to get stuck.

>>151072141
but she is obnoxious too. you just forgive her because she sucks you off

>>151072615
man I thought there were exploding barrels or debris. this game needs those. In Halo there were so many cool/funny physics kills going on. There's nothing like that here.

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I figured out the secret to grinding lootboxes in quickplay

If you're on defense and the round hasn't started, just leave. 9/10 times defense is a guaranteed loss, which is 500 xp you're not going to get. The only exception to this rule is if you backfill into defense, as backfilling gives you 80 percent of the xp for a win (400 xp).

You can also group for more xp, but I don't have friends so I just solo it

>>151072749
It might be a different Madmartigan, since I've only played a few games of Ranked and I'm at a shitter rank anyway.

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>>151072643
>she has actual psychological problems and feels the need to belittle you all the time
>she tells you she loves you when she's drunk but otherwise is not nice to you in the slightest
that makes it even better

>>151072670
I just said fuck it, because the season is about to end and I wanted those guaranteed competitive points at least. First few games didn't look too good, had a leaver on my team and a trolling premade. Placed 61 after going 8-2, since all of my other teams were decent to pretty good, only had one other match with a flamer, but that went alright because we beat them in the first round pretty hard.
Even if you are afraid of playing ranked, really do it at least for the rewards. After those 10 games you should feel a bit more comfortable too.

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>>151071860
Still D.Va

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What is this shit Blizzard?

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>When you suck ass as your favorite character

>The server has an unexpected error
>The server has an unexpected error
>The server has an unexpected error
>Constant freezing and lag spikes
When will they sort their shit out and make proper matchmaking?

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>>151071860
d.va easily

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>>151073002
>when the enemy plays your favourite and absolutely demolishes you and your team

>>151072192
been there, done that. Sorry cowboy, it was 20:30 fix your damn clock.

>mfw entire enemy team left when I got to see the card screen

>>151073002

>TFW be inconsistent with Roadhogs hook (be good one point and bad the other)

I fucking hate this

>>151073125
What the fuck are those proportions.

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When will we get a proper superhero character, blizz?

I was thinking of a mix between Pharah and Reinhardt, a proper Damage character

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>>151072750
No, I'm fiddling around with OBS and learning about recording so my settings are pretty shit. I also have a low-end PC, so that probably doesn't help.

>>151071860
>bunch of good shit
>bunch of bad shit
fucking hell theres even forced 50 in my meme posts

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>>151073146
>when you play your favorite character and someone on the enemy team switches to hard counter you

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>>151072815
>Go on mic to tell people where the bastion is
>Watch them still get mown down like retards

I regret queing so much during mornings. You mostly get matched up with 60+ ranked losers who still don't know how to communicate. At least use your mic to call out positions or low health enemy team characters dorks.

>>151073235
Is that Lex Luthor ?

>>151073235
>implying reinhardt and mercy aren't textbook superheroes

Someone suggested another program to use instead of Webmforretards, it was something that started with S, does anyone remember?

>>151073405
it's literally on the ToS (which you didn't read) that you can't exploit bugs

>>151073337

>Fly in that fucker as D.va.
>Gets behind him with matrix so he turns around and faces me, exposing his ass to my teammates while i distract him
>They ignore him, and my mech gets blown up and basiton kills me

Imagine making Hana cry

>>151073405
what bug is this referencing

>>151073540
shadowplay? :^)

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>>151073641

>>151071860
Roadhog or Lucio

>>151072754
i disagree, i tell everyone i respect them when i'm drunk, when i'm sober i feel nothing but hate

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>>151071759
Hana's Thong

>>151073550
>TOS
someone got butthurt at me for putting symettra turrets under the bridge in Kings Row. and said they reported me for cheating.

Am I a monster? will I be banned?

>>151073308
I chuckled.

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mei is fat

>>151073795
she wouldn't suck dick of someone she hates

it makes no sense

>>151073641
It's a pretty good mental image. Thanks for the suggestion.

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>>151073641
sORRY i MEANT TO SAY CUM NOT CRY, THEY BOTH HAVE 3 LETTERS YOU KNOW

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>>151073872
She's canonically THICC

Get lost with your disinfo

>>151073817
just claim that you don't thought it was a bug/glitch

t. law student

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>>151073872
Mei is average

>not thanking your healers every chance you get

I thank them individually using the command whenever I see them on me, and compliment them in between rounds and after the match.

I hope the next Brawl has as much effort put into it as Lucioball.

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>>151073564
>Change to directly counter him with Hanzo/Widowmaker
>CHEERS LUV, THE CAVALRY'S HERE
>*angry weeb noises behind you*

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>>151074057
Mei is thicc

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Why is this allowed?

IM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW NIKDFNSDJKBFNSDLBFSK:LDFNSD:FJNSD:FJNMS:DF

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pa4uUCkZOE

>>151074095
>implying it won't be 3 weeks of lucioball

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>>151073924
>Reads left to right

>>151074064
Why would I thank a slut?

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I've been having a really good time with tracer, i also haven't eaten anything in 4 days, ask me anything.

i would play so much more overwatch if there wasn't 5 minutes of downtime draining away my attention span every 10 minutes.

>>151074223
because she took the time to care for your sorry ass you freak

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>>151073416
Yea, recently in action comics, he becomes "The Superman" because the new 52 Superman dies, but the Pre-Nu52 Superman is back, and it's really confusing.

>>151073492
I'd say only Reinhardt, but even at that he's not; he's the stereotypical knight/crusader

>see a guy level 200+ with a bunch of under 10s
>ask him if he's getting ready to cheat the MM
>he says they had to make alt accounts because people were dodging them
kek, okay guy

>>151074064

>Not thanking someone when him and you both take out an enemy

Gotta thank a bro man

>>151071860
>Have to cook and clean for a career wife that loves me
These aren't even close and I don't even like D.va

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I like Mei's early concept better. I bet they changed her so she wouldn't overlap with Zarya's design though, which is a shame.

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>>151072476
>It's a we lost the first round so some faggot immediately leaves episode

is everyone here a quick play redditor?

>>151074494
you are

>>151074170
Good thing there is nothing special on R60

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>>151074494
I play quick play because there's no real downside for me being garbage, i do not go to reddit though.

So what is the worst map and why is it Nepal?

>>151073405
>joined a game where one of our team was on bastion in sentry mode
>we still lost

>>151074398
I wish we had that instead of the cutsie chink with a paintball gun

>>151074120

>Be Genji
>Use reflect on bastion in front of him
>He still keeps firing

Not so tough now, are you bastion?

>>151074398
she's really cute in the pic on the left

reminds me of my ex

>>151074589
ok reddit

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>>151074494
Yeah I don't fuck with ranked it's never fun and reddit's the GOAT for random sluts posting feet
Here have a second (You)
>>151071903
calibrated 40 streaked to 45

>>151074760
>It's High Boom

>>151073540
Just grab a build of libav for win32

If you're in a group with players who are like 62 and you're 52 and you're not doing bad but you aren't getting gold either, does that mean you're still a shitter?

>>151074596
KotH maps because they just don't mesh with the gameplay of the characters which means the team with less retards wins and you can't carry, it's a gamble basically.

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>>151071903
I'm going as fast as I can

>>151073235
>>151073492
>>151074279
Pharah is just female Iron Man.

Soldier 76 is basically the Punisher.meets Captain America.

>>151074170
200 free cp when the season ends as opposed to 120 from being rank59

>>151074725
>be bastion
>genji approaches and press the deflect key
>i literally hold E and wait his deflect to end
>kills genji and reinhardt that was approaching

why is this allowed

>>151072014
>>151072093
>>151072141
>>151072207
>>151072339
>>151072567
>>151072983
>>151073125
>>151074339
i assumed /owg/ had some self respect, and that perhaps less than 80% of them were already so downtrodden and hopeless that they'd let someone treat them like shit and debase them for occasional meaningless kinky oral sex - something you might not pine after so much if you experienced personal success in your life or had a good companion to mentor you, so that you could obtain intimacy on your own. needless to say i was entirely wrong and will put oral sex on all of their profiles for the final version.

>>151073125
>dem toes
Artist?

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>>151074725

>>151071903
started at 42 now at 57
i'll stop when I get rank 60
only soloqueue

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>>151074771
proof?

>>151074589
>>151074778
thought so
this general's rank is like sub 50

>>151074919

I personally hope there are more gamemodes as well as better maps.

>>151074410
Tilts me too, especially because on assault, if we get defense first we almost always lose, then steamroll attack, and hold the first point when defending again. If we get attack first then it's just steamroll>first point defense.

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post McCree

>>151074725
more like
>be bastion
>see genji start reflecting
>die because you're firing so fast you literally cannot stop in time

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>>151074494
reddit is good for potgs and funny highlight gifs.

also what hero have my fellow previous mercy bros switched to? so fucking annoying not having ult for half a century while having sub par healing and getting harassed by flankers you can't do shit about.

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>>151075027
Even without the oral sex I would still pick Dva
I don't think you get it
I don't like the Dva in your picture like a sexual partner
I just want someone in my life that treats me like the piece of shit that I am instead of pretending to be a friend

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>>151075089
I haven't played any ranked but that would make sense.

>>151073405
>Fair warning.
>This is the only warning in a single post on the boards that only a small selection of the playerbase uses
>It isn't even stickied
Jeff Kaplan being retarded as always.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OyhTKX7i4I&feature=youtu.be

You can't even make this shit up.

>>151075027
if dva degrades me will she also let me perform oral sex on her

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>>151074967
>Soldier 76 is basically the Punisher.meets Captain America.
He's just the Punisher really.

>Pharah is just female Iron Man.
Only similarity is the armor. If anything shes more like War Machine

>>151071860
>D.va
>vapid airhead titty streamer
Pick one

Either way, Winston is the superior choice. I'm not such an insecure faggot that I need to impress his friends

anyone else getting tired of this tank meta?

it's like league all over again

Only just started the game. How far am I going to be able to get in competitive in only a few days?

>>151075026

>Be Reinhardt
>put my shield up so I can be my teammates shield and guardian while they safely tear down the bastion
>They run in front of my shield and die

I was only wanting to protect you while you do your job, guys :(.

>>151075456
how can it be a tank meta when zen is so strong?

>literally do not lose on payload and assault maps
>game keeps putting me in koth

eight in a row tonight, fuck you blizzard

>>151075392
punisher isn't a genetically engineered super soldier though? he's just a guy with guns

>>151075372
jim sjw is so retarded

>>151072037
because she's way too cute and feminine

>>151075341
Wow.

>>151075356
>I'm 99% sure using glitches is prohibited in TOS

>>151075372
Make what up?
An e-celeb trying to dig up more e-fame by making a video echoing the valid complaints of a bunch of players?
This is more expected of him than his usual contrarian fedora shit.

>>151075089
I'm fairly certain I'm far below average considering I didn't actually play 7 of my placements

>>151075551
>just want to push the payload or hybrid
>nothing but koth

Fuck off blizzard and let me choose what I want to play

>>151072014
annoying as shit

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>>151075087
Tracer is cute!

Cute!

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>mei: zarya, how can you fight in the cold wearing so little?
>wearing pic related
does mei have down's syndrome?

>>151075773
you can always just leave in quick play.

>>151075790
Like all of them, but she treats you like shit so that cancels it out

>>151075831

she can't even spell amazing

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I'm not saying I'm super good at the game or anything, but I really do think there's something to the whole "50% winrate with Blizzard MMR" thing.

I'm getting golds and doing objective-based gameplay nearly every game and am still getting shit on. And, sure enough, I'm above a 50% winrate for now.

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>D.va olympics skin unlocked
>Get two duplicates of it next box

Amazing Blizzard

>>151075027
>/owg/
>self respect
It's my only chance of being near a woman

>>151075870
>like all of them
hardly
dva has by far the most grating personality of all women in the game

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdcDjdr1MNI

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>>151075565
Fair enough. Then S76 is more like the Winter Soldier when he was Captain America

>win a hard fought game
>barely get anything on the bar
>lose a game
>nearly lose an entire rank

How does this shit work exactly

It's not like I'm losing to underdogs or some shit, what the fuck is this

>>151075831
To be fair she does sound a bit brain-damaged when she talks. Might've been the cryostasis.

>>151075550
Ah nice to see that someone took my cropped version.

So once the season ends, I'll have no choice to play with 1 hero limit? I'm really not a fan of Stack D.Vas: The Game.

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>>151075456

Are tanks causing you discomfort, anon? You have yet to be one with the iris!

>>151075475
You will not even unlock it.

>>151076150
I find Symmetra's undeserved superiority complex more irritating. And the accent is horrifying.

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I want to PUNCH Mei!

>>151076242
>DA WORLW IS WERF FIGHTING FORE

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Managed to crawl up to rank 60 with consecutive wins after starting at 53 going to 57 and dropping and rising from there.

My secret, muting team and all chat every game religiously.

>>151076192
>auto tune tracer
muh dick

>>151076192
Wow that video blew up fast

>>151076386
I want to punch Tracer

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>>151076192
Le epic reddit rap XDDDD

I mean I can appreciate the work that went into this, but he should've used his power for good

>>151073924
I want to be D.Va

>>151075595
Isn't the "bug" literally just pressing the "change hero" button that works in every other mode?

>>151076490
Reddit loved it. That's more exposure than even the bnet launcher

>>151076307

>Not just stacking Zaryas against the D.vas

>>151076414
>"B-but muh coordination! Team game! Uhh... Thicker skin!"

Games are funner not listening to 14 year old genji mains screeching memes in voice chat or middle aged obese NEETs standing still for 30 seconds repeatedly to spew their insecurities into chat

>>151074398
It seems like Zarya's legendary is Mei's early concept outfit

>>151076194
The way I see it s76 used to be this model soldier that everyone looked up to. a bit like cap. then he went bad and became an amoral vigilante who doesn't play by the rules anymore.

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STOP PICKING FUCKING GENJI/ROADHOG/HANZO IN RANKED YOU ARE SHIT WITH THEM. FUCKING COSTING EVERYONE THEIR RANK. STOP FUCKING DOING IT GOD DAMMIT.

IF SOMEONE IS REPEATEDLY TELLING YOU TO SWITCH FUCKING SWITCH YOU SUCK ASS WITH THEM. YOU ARE NOT GOOD AT THEM. STOP SPEWING STUPID ASS BUZZWORDS LIKE "TOXIC" OUT YOU KEKS.

RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>151076686

Is a server crash a loss or no contest?

>>151076793
primal rage buff when

>>151076793
>roadhog
>genji
>shit characters costing people ranks

maybe costing the other team ranks

try getting out of the 30s anon

>>151076793
But I have 1 gold medal with them, why don't you switch ? ;)

>>151071860
Would D.Va let me give her enemas?

>>151076192
Holy shit that was epic
How did they get the voices so damn right?

webm of genji deflecting widowmaker's shot back into her own head

>>151076242
Have you never encountered someone who learned English as their second language? You must live in some shithole flyover state.

>>151076748
Man you have some bad games. I just say 'genji up top'. Everyone doesn't cover their bruised ego until the game loss
>>151076793
>Guy picks Roadhog
>other team has Reaper, Zen, Zarya, McCree
You'd think he'd switch after his sixth death with no eliminations

>play comp
>rank 40 on the enemy team on a group with ranks 70+
>obviously a smurf
>I've to play against rank 70's with literal ana and bastion pickers on my team

Great game blizz.

>>151076960
I've had a Genji literally say he has gold damage done as an excuse for being shitty, I had the four other ones as Soldier and still felt useless.

>>151076947
>Implying

The only shitter here is you

>>151077125

>Play roadhog
>Team decides to use chars that fuck up Roadhog
>Proceed to switch to someone else

That is how it's done boys

>>151077236

I personally don't think medals are all that accurate in how good someone is.

>>151077236
gold damage means nothing since you can get it from hitting the Winston / Zarya / Reinhardt shields
the only medal that maybe matters is kills

>>151075027
It's not the oral sex, it's the part where she tells me she loves me.

>>151077125
I actually really appreciate the one guy in ten that makes actual callouts with good information. But the other nine guys are ragers, saltlords, memespouters, people with perpetually hot mics, and other unappealing people. It's not worth it for me.

>>151072643
so like every woman

>>151071860
Dva because she pays my rent and occasionally sucks my dick. But mainly because she pays my rent

>>151072037

Cos she's a weightlifter duh

>>151071860
Winston>Lúcio>Genji>Roadhog>D.Va

>>151074494
I bought the game 2 days ago so I can't play competitive yet. Anyway I'm not really interesting in doing so. I play shooters only for fun and I don't want to deal with the tryhards online.

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>>151076872
>2 - 1 we're about to win
>server crashes

>two games later we get absolutely fucking steam rolled on defense and we can barely push it to the second point
>server crashes

>mfw balance in the universe

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Hey /owg/, which nonmeta heroes are you training in preparation for the start of the next season, which will see a whole new set of heroes become meta?

>>151077472

>Someone tells us where the bastion is
>Proceeds to find the bastion and hit him along with my teammates

It' a good feeling

>genji every game

When will this end?

>>151076192
Pretty damn good
Posted for my 15,000 Tumblr followers
>WIIIIIIIINSTON WILL FUCK YOU UP
Pretty gross sounding desu

>>151077597
Mercy

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>sudden death
>defense
>xXxFaggotMcCuntFacexXx has left the match

>>151077379
I feel the only medal that matters is not a medal at all but the K:D ratio.

>>151077597
Defense heroes will never ever get buffed
It's just gonna be mcree nerfs and buffs for the next 10 patches

>>151077597
>I have orb of harmony so I'm invincible

even professional players do this. too much time on genji maybe

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>tfw carrying games as HANA SONG

That defense matrix is fucking broken. Eating basically every game changing ult in the game on demand. All you need is some awareness and some decent headphones to hear what is going on around you and you can stop every big push.

>>151077618

Meant for:

>>151077406

>>151076242
She sounds exactly like a russian ex-coworker I had at a previous job. It's almost scary how similar they sound down to all the weird speech mannerisms

She even did that "nuh uh" thing that Zarya does when she says "nuh uh I'm not a good loser"

>>151077597

I really want to get good with Tracer for the next season.

>>151077652
the good genjis will stop once the zen/lucio/zarya meta ends

but the Long Night of shit genjis shall never end

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Looks like I'll be on a losing streak today

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>Be Me
>Be 46
>47
>Lose Constantly cause of Shit Teams
>Be 38

who else /throwinggamesintentionally/ here

i've lost all control

i'll go down to rank 1 if i have to

>either godlike carry genji or pants on head retarded genji

why is there no middle ground

>>151077597
Nothing is going to change until Lucio's speed boost doesn't define the game.

>>151073745
I bet Roadhog has an enormous penis.

D.Va is going to get stretched out good.

>>151077851
bitching about qp ulu

>>151077953
Because even a minimal proficiency with Genji makes you pro-tier with him. It's one of the easiest heroes in the game.

t. rank 78 genji player

>>151077851
>quickplay

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>our hanzo doesn't do anything and misses every shot
>playing roadhog, full health
>enemy tracer puts sticky bomb on me
>walk into hanzo on purpose
>he dies, I live
>same happens again 3 times
>he complains about it in chat each time
>ragequits

I fucking love Overwatch.

>>151077597
>>151077838
yo you guys are making me feel fucking depressed. i dont want this game to change every season, this isn't some MMO that requires power creeping, fuck.

>>151077920
if i have a couple of shit games i sometimes snap and either

A. play pants on head genji while listening to weeb music
B. play winston and listen to donkey kong soundtracks

either option is very stress relieving. if you join the garbage players in being garbage, nothing bothers you anymore.

>>151076657
I'd agree with your ironic shitposting if it was someone actually rapping something corny but the sentence mixing is pretty damn good.

>>151072669
>>151072669

iirc. Currently doing placements for the third time because of reasons. So far I placed 44 and 67 so it's anybody's guess where I'll end up this time. Currently 5 wins, 3 loss so I'll probably get mmr π or something. It's such a lottery. But you can't even win any money.

>>151077765
>Zarya
>your dead

>>151076773
What, Siberian Front/Arctic? Kinda, but they're still fairly different.

>trying to mediate between teammates who are fighting over picks, match impact, griefing threats etc

Don't fight in between yourselves guys, fuck the red team, remember?

>>151077897
Why is Genji glowing yellow / green ?
Isn't he supposed to be a ninja sneaking in the night

>>151074057
God damn I want to fuck the hell out of her so badly.

>>151078116
>this one time I threw the game
>trolled xd

>Play QP
>Quit literally every time a defense map comes up.

Blizzard, you need to fix your shit game. Defense is unplayable.

>>151078267
He can turn of his cool xbox 360 lights

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>pro overwatch scene

>>151077109
That's no excuse, even the flyover states are full of mexicans

>>151078325
We actually won. Hanzo didn't do anything anyway.

>>151078303
it's a video game character

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Do you guys have a teamspeak or discord? I need people to play with.

>>151078385
Everyone is cheating in OW. It's like doping in sports.

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Imagine squeezing Tracer's neck.

>>151077765

>Phara flies up to do an obvious ult
>JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE!!!
>Fly towards her with defense matrix, cock blocking her ult

Always amusing

D.Va gremlin form, too strong, too weak, just right?

>>151078498
I know, but I imagine her being real.

>>151071860
D.va or Genji, as long as he doesn't have shit taste.

Hey can I get a survey going on?

Which servers are you on?
How long is your usual Quick Play SOLO queue?
Is your estimated queue time very accurate?

I'm on the NA servers and I usually get an estimated queue time of 5-25 seconds, but my queues almost always take up 1:00+. The estimated queue is way off.

>>151078589
How do you know though? I thought blizzard had a full proof anticheat program

>>151078658
funnily enough you don't even need to have your matrix charged to fuck her up

just flying your meka into her face makes pharah blow herself up, and you just lose the mech

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Looks like the Lucioball exploit bans are rolling in as expected. Got hit with a weeklong suspension for using it probably 25 or 30 times in the first two days before stopping. I'm glad I didn't get perma'd for it, at least, knowing that I used Mei's ice wall to crash the game a couple of times as well.

>>151078770
I think its fine. If you get back to your team without getting murdered you're a nuisance, but you still want to get back into your mec asap because someone will murder you if they hit you.

>>151078840
NA
2 minutes
no, also estimates ~30 seconds

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>>151078649

>>151074047
>law student

You're going to fail your exams m8, because ignorance is no defence anywhere in the civilised world. Good, can you imagine American courts of that were the case? Americans are super-ignorant.

t. Law graduate (but not a lawyer because ew)

>>151077953
if his team is even halfway competent a decent genji can mop up with his ult and dish out so much poke damage that dragonblade is up every couple minutes

but if you solo queue as genji you'll have nothing but lucios and zens who solo ult themselves or mercys who are duo queued and sucking their groups dick the whole match. gripes aside, it depends on his team like any other hero. carrying is a meme unless the enemy team is really incompetent

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Holy shit a skin at last! After what 20 boxes?

And it's one of the ones I wanted the least..

>>151078819
seek help

>>151074778
>random sluts posting feet
explain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHlF7MPhppY

Why must overwatch always reminds me no matter how much I play I always be bottom feeder?
Played six hours today and won two matches, one of them by default because two people quit from the enemy team. The rest were crushing defeats. All of them, we couldn't get out from the spawn for the most of the time.
Practice is a lie if you don't have talent.

>>151078770
she certainly is not strong, but she isn't supposed to be

tho it's amusing in 40s comp when you keep encountering shit mccrees and tracers who let themselves be 1v1'd to death by the gremlin because they can't fucking aim for shit

>>151078658
>retarded phara ulting at ground level or trying to ult in a hallway
>run up to her and deflect

Always makes me laugh

Roadhog might just replace D.Va as my main considering how many good QP games I've had with him

>>151079052
yeah because abusing ToS is a real case and pajeet from customer support knows everything about law

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I miss when McCree was OP and all the REAL gamers played him

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>>151078927
NA or EU?

I did this bug a couple times on the weekend while drunk and some people definitely reported me.

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>>151078883
Yeah and UFC has a zero tolerance policy

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>Pick Genji
>Jump around like a demented cunt on molly right in people's faces where no one can hit you thanks to based 20 tick
>Spam shurikens
>Dash into things that are almost dead for infinite mobility
>E any pesky little things like entire enemy ults
>Press Q
>Team Kill
Congrats you are now pro Genji.

>Win on fucking overtime
>Lose on fucking overtime
Most bullshit fps mechanic ever. Especially in point capture. Hey you got 99% and there's one enemy on the point? Haha fuck you, have to wait as the enemy team respawns and steals your victory.

We should do that shit in soccer, if it's 1-0 at the end of 90mins, just keep playing till someone scores another goal, then they win.

>>151079356
NA

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SHOO SHOO

>>151079139
I've opened 11 or 12 and gotten no skins yet, I want the genji one.

>>151078649
"I'm cumming, luv"
>>151079352
I miss not fearing anything running around like a jackass doing 800 damage

>>151079369
I'm gonna be really disappointed if there's no Genji version of this guf yet

>>151079498
> Genji
Rot in hell.

>Dva's defense matrix doesnt block hook
>Zarya's fucking bouble does

as a streetswine main this pisses me off

>>151079596
It's a good skin anon. The rest are shit except for the mercy one.

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>>151076462
I'm in love with Lena!

>>151075063
Same except 57 was my season high and now i'm 49 :////

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I need 5 other people.

This is fucking rediculous.

>player threw the game for us because he didn't get to pick his "main".
>player threw the game because i told him to switch off bastion on attack during overtime
>player kept on charging in solo as Reinhardt, blamed me for not keeping him alive. Call him out on his shit, "IM JUST MAKING ROOM FOR US TO MOVE JESUS"
>Genji "main" complains I'm not healing him on Numbani, all he does is overextend, get himself killed, and say "GOLD ELIM"
>player threw the game for us by picking symmetra on attack purposely and kept on jumping off the cliff on Route 66
>Mei keeps on blocking us on purpose
>No one counter-picking, """""""""""mains only""""""""""""
>players leaving after the first round is over because we lost that one

I just hit 52. I'm fluctuating between 50 and 52 right now. If I go below 50 I'll kill myself.

Does it get any better?

I assume that if we had a /vg/ team we would do amazing since we constantly complain about other shitters.

Also, Lijiang Tower is the worst map.

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>>151078883
Yes anon, it's a 'full anticheat program', whatever that means. Shh, shh, there's no such thing as cheats. Just ask EnvyUs.Taimou, an entirely natural aimer (pictured here) who has never used an aimbot in a tournament in his life!

>>151079231
>Practice is a lie if you don't have talent.
It's not but everyone else is getting practice too

>>151071860

Lucio's a dj, not a yoga teacher. Why would he be up at 6am, unless he was just getting home?

>just look at this team were gonna do great
>hanzo, bastion, widow on attack

He obviously off his face on smacky E.

is 11 sens at 1600 dpi too high to git gud at tracer? when it comes to shit like tracing another tracer I feel like my aim is pretty shit. do I just keep practicing?

>>151079483
>tea girl
>not ana

>>151079386
Try not being shit for once and maybe you would win

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>>151079352
>>151079505
Being a walking WMD was great. When Reinhardts run away from you, you have true power

>>151079750
Did you miss the part where I won on overtime too? It still feels bullshit, we fucking lost, they got to 100% first.

>>151079146
I'd rather seek Mei's thighs.

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>>151079231
>Practice is a lie if you don't have talent.

I think this is true to some extent, there are people with better nervous systems and brains.

Practice is 100% a necessity at the 'top level' though, assuming you don't use cheats. All of the rank 70+ people who I personally know have played thousands of hours of FPS.

>>151079620
To be fair, Zarya's bubble blocks p much everything because it's only 2s on a 10s cooldown

She's still a faggot cunt tho, doesn't help that she's the only tank with fucking regenerating shields on top to boot

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>>151079687
>I assume that if we had a /vg/ team we would do amazing since we constantly complain about other shitters.

>>151079204
>4:50
200 hours played and I had no idea that area existed

>>151079702
My team got spawn camped by a lvl27 Junkrat. Nobody could kill him. Not a smurf.
My team get regulary crushed by sub lvl50 teams

>>151079721
That's nearly double on both counts what I normally hear "pro" players sporting, aka 6 (+ or -2) in game with 800dpi. Maybe you just suck though who knows.

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Whats ur sens

>>151079997
i dont evenk now

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>You will never butter Tracers hot crumpets.

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>Quick play
>Everything's going good
>Lost connection to servers
>Log in
>Two seconds pass
>Lost connection to servers
>Repeat until I've had enough.
My internet is normally great. Are the servers fucked right now or is it just my sister sucking down the bandwidth?

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>Getting easy team wipes as Genji
*FREE* WINS
*ABSOLUTELY FREE*

Having an Ana on your team that can actually aim is scary

>>151079997
7 ingame 800dpi

>>151079687
Every time I've played multi-player games with any general on here we always steamroll. /bfg/ was the best when we would get permabanned from a server for stacking 30 people

>>151079980

I never saw that spot get used much either.

>>151080218
Genji looks fun and easy to carry with but I just hate the way he plays

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>>151080235
I'm doing decent with her and want to play her but if I don't pick the new hero that those 1337 sickass twitch pro use then everyone will bitch until the end time, so now I just play quickplay and don't give a fuck and have fun.
70 suck ass.
Hell ranked just suckass, community is hell to deal with.

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>>151079997
1800 dpi 10 sens

I've been slowly lowering it to help me with playing S76 and Zen, but if I go any lower I feel like I'll never hit a Genji or Tracer to save my life. Doesn't help that I mostly play charas that don't need precise tracking like Reaper and pic related

New anti-flanker hero that's not McCree when? McCree can barely be classified as an anti-flanker anyways since his method of stopping flankers is slow projectile that can be evaded by most of the flankers anyway.

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I want off the rollercoaster, please just let me get to top 500

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>Realize Genji will be nerfed because of bitching.
>Play McCree instead.

>>151079987
thing is ow isn't that different from other fps games

certain basic skills carry over