Dota 2 General - /d2g/

First for old vids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhH4NdB2JxE

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>>150992724
8
ME ME'S
EARLY

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>150992942
...

when the fuck is drow being nerfed
>OP since even last patch
>Not nerfed because ???

I am so fucking done with this shit.

This game is a mess of code hammered into itself and build upon a complete mesh of instable versions. Every patch that comes out breaks more shit than actually fixes it and every time now since 2014 there has been a 3-4 Hero FOTM trend that keeps cycling to make the game more casual friendly.

Valvo knows for a fact that they can leave the game for broken and dead for months on in that despite all crying, it will still be steam's #1 most played game, since the community is filled with literally shit eater shitlords.

They give zero response, they give zero shits about balance, zero shits about support, zero shits about actual improvement, zero shits about new content and zero shits about anything that isn't jewing kids out of their parent's credit cards.

This is why they can push eccentric and useless, despite really "cool", stuff into the market like the Steam VR, that probably costed both an unimaginable amount of money to produce that still even raw content, and the resources that a company like Valvo would probably never have unless they hadn't jewed over 60 million big ones with DOTA 2 tournaments.

Now just think if all the money that went into the whole VR shit had went allocated into fixing and improving DOTA 2. What kind of game would we have right now?

But instead, we have this, broken, mashed, hammered piece of shit, because yeah, no matter what, YOU SHITSTAINS WILL KEEP EATING VALVO'S SHIT BY THE SPOON AND LOVE IT.

Fucking end your existence, seriously.

>>150993032
>>OP since even last patch
you mean OP since pros starting picking her

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>tfw you realize both Secret and NaVi are getting eliminated tomorrow

SMASH THAT MOTHAFUGGIN LIKE BUTTON >DDDDD

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I NEED to BREED Auroth.

>>150992942
:x

>>150992942
:x

>>150992942
:x

>>150993345
you mean liquid and demon, right

>>150993345
you also realize that alliance will get a FREE top8 because they'll face a joke team in the lower

>tfw quit dota and started watching anime

Feels like freedom.

tell me a fun safelane combo against scrubs pls

consider that I'm also a scrub

>>150992942
:0

Remember that time Swindlezz picked clockwerk to feed his shadow fiend early souls to win mid against literal pinoys only to get stomped by literal pinoys

>>150993937
>refresher orb
SILENCE
Psh...nothing personell kid

>>150993915

> safelane combos

If you wanna throw lanes away at least go duo offlane, and you might kill their carry

Abba + Lich is pretty cancerous and super ez mode

http://blog.dota2.com/2016/08/the-international-2016-main-event-begins/

http://blog.dota2.com/2016/08/the-international-2016-main-event-begins/

>The broadcast stream will go live with The International Opening Ceremony at 10:00 a.m. PDT, to be followed shortly thereafter by top-seeded OG’s best-of-three Upper Bracket series against MVP Phoenix. Once that has concluded, surging DC will take on Wings in the other best-of-three UB Quarterfinals series of the day.
How many delays this year senpai, I'm thinking 30mins

>>150993915
oracle + necrophos

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ybC45e1D8M

>>150994023
>~<

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>>150994064
>tfw you wreck their safelane so hard they shuffle all their lanes
>tfw you wreck the safelane again and they rotate 4 heroes over

>>150993915
PA and Skywrath would be early nuke galore

>>150994217
Is that a real doll?
Can I get some ordering information?

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>>150994268

> wreck safelane and take tower
> enemies rotate
> wreck them again and take tower
> "gg nub team no gank"

>>150994416
>gg mid no gang gg

>winning maybe 80-90% of my games this week
>barely managed to avoid a loss with a tide who sold all his items 40 mins in because he couldnt press r
is this a sign of forced 50?

>>150994217
tfw she's nothing special without photo effects, lighting, 2 inches of makeup, etc.

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>>150994409
that's cute roach

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>>150994217

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>tfw can't watch TI tomorrow because university

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>>150994416
>safelaner cries in all chat about how his team is bitching him out for losing lane
>reassure him and convince him that his team are a bunch of assholes and should be helping him
>tell him his mid should swap with him
>the madman actually goes mid and starts fighting for last hits
>someone abandons shortly after

whew lucky, they actually had us outdrafted

>>150995221
>watch TI when it's airing
>study now

Not that hard mate.

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After many straight patches of direct and indirect buffs, why don't we see more Clinkz?

>>150995372
it's a hero that can't catch up if he falls behind, needs a good laning phase, much like safelane weaver

>>150995372
all he offers is a lot of physical damage and other heroes do that better and more reliably

>>150995257

Don't forget

> discreetly reporting the carry who's getting bitched at by his whole team
> game finishes and "we've recently taken action..."

>when you play really well but it doesn't matter because the rest of your team are shit eating retards
>all four of them sitting in the jungle while tinker teleports from lane to lane pushing our objectives

>>150994064
its called abaddon

>>150995591

Just push tinker when he's at fountain

>>150995372

>invoker with only 3 ultimates

Meh.

>>150992942
>"SISISISISISISISILENCED"

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>>150995372
Because he has to eat a big creep before every fight
Because he's a memeback gold pinata the moment the enemy group as 5 with a gem
Because nobody prioritizes taking objectives and prefer to deathmatch
Because he keeps getting played as position 1 instead of a roaming 4
Because skeleton walk is not a reliable escape

I didn't watch any of TI6, what are the best matches so far? Is there any that stands out?

>>150995734
wont you ever get over it? fgt

>>150995716

it's called

YOU CAN FIGHT
YOU CAN GAAANK
HAVING THE GAME OF YOUR LIIIIFE
OOOH, SEE THAT HORSE
WATCH THAT PUSH
DIGGIN THAT PUSHING KIIING

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>>150995853
Alliance vs EG series

how does mike get to 6kish MMR while feeding almost every game

>>150995963
this

>>150995869

wont you ever git gud? shtter

>>150996154
you can't feed when playing support

>>150996220
he's offlane though

>>150996312
offlane is basically support

>>150996154
tactical feeding :-)

His scoreboard may look bad, but it doesn't matter since he has calibrated long ago.

>>150996312

offlane is like a support who doesn't have to ward and can sit there scratching his balls for the first 10 minutes

>>150996384
>>150996426
2k shitter detected

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>>150995221
>tfw starting university next week after a year of being a NEET

>>150996505
>starting in august
u wot

>>150996485

post ixmike footage where he isn't literally playing support in the offlane, you monkey

>>150996621
my semester starts in sep

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>no swiming hero

Hey Now,

With the main event of TI6 starting tomorrow, we thought it best to make a nice little condensed post to share what the reddit team will be doing both at the venue and online for the event. Yay things!
TI6 Reddit Live Thread

Through the event, we will be updating a reddit live thread from Key Arena. This will be packed full of little digital goodies straight from the event floor. Also news, spoilers, and updates.......but mostly memes.

Find that here and at the top of the subreddit all week.
rdota2 Snapchat

If you're a cool kid, you're probably over the twitters and the instas for your social media consumption. Or maybe you just love to look at snapchat stories while ya poop. Whatever I wont judge ya buddy. Regardless, follow 'rdota2' on snapchat for stories all week. Maybe if you ask nicely, /u/intolerable will send you kawaii selfies.

Link for easy friendin'
Meet Up Thursday @ Gameworks

Thursday night. 9pm. Gameworks downtown Seattle. Come hang out with some redditors. Play some games or just get wasted. Don't make me be there all alone; it will bring back some high school lunch PTSD.
Survival Guide

All the information you would ever want to know about the event is here in our survival guide so hopefully tis a good resource for some of ya.
Discord

Not at the event but still wanna talk to people about all of the dota happenings? Join us on our /r/dota2 discord yo.
@redditdota2 on twitter

For those looking for an alternative to their reddit dota twitter needs and maybe wants to see /u/coronaria 's photography.

Aaaand that's that. If you'll be at the arena, feel free to try and engage in awkward conversation with us. Here's to an amazing week of main event madness. <3

>>150996870
september isn't next week anon

Goodmorning d2g.

I created my own system where if I win 10 easy bot games in a row, I would move onto medium, if I won 10 mediums, I'd move onto hard, and if I won 10 unfair games in a row, I'd queue up for a real match thinking I'd be ready for it. If at any time I lost a match, I'd be knocked back a difficulty until I completed 10 more games of that difficulty. So far I've only beaten unfair bots 10 times in a row twice. This is the only way I'm able to psyche myself up to play with actual players in a real game.

Even though I have anxiety I still want to get better at this game. Is there another way for me to improve?

>>150996936
i'm not the same guy
were you not implying august is late?

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>>150990534
>>tfw Tiago's guide actually saved muh game

Which guide, dude?

>>150996920

did sir plebbit post this?

>>150997012
do you not have summer holidays in [your country] ?
here classes restart in september

>>150996874
>waternigger

do you actually play this game?

>>150996621
I'm from Norway

>>150997174
we do
3 months

>>150997196
being made of water doesn't mean you are swimming anon

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>>150997102
Nope.

I did.

>>150997196

> waternigger doesn't swim across the map to his replicate

doturds?

>>150997217
see >>150997174

>>150997278

Are you sir bleppit?

Isn't it suspicious TI reaches 20 million just a few hours before the start?

>>150997095
I turned that core Abaddon into utility desu.

It suited my playstyle more

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So why does this gentleman never talk?

>>150997640
autism

>>150997549
Here you go mongoloid, for future reference you'll get the idea of how to build a position 2 CARRY Abaddon:

Start off with a ring of protection, two branches, some tangoes and a mana potion.

Your CARRY Abaddon is going to be a position 2 or even 3. You're never going to be a position 1, dude. Keep that in mind.

Build that basi ring next, get that fuckin' magic wand and some phase boots. Take that basi ring and turn it into a Vlads, and rush a fuckin' S&Y.

After this it depends how the game goes,you can just go a fuckin' basher and run to people and bash their fucking face if you're ballin' outta control and expect to finish early, or you can go Skadi into a AC.

If this goes really late, finish that fuckin' abyssal and after your skadi / heart + AC you can go MKB for the damage.

Max the shield first, 2 points into the passive, max the heal, finish the passive. Always max the ultimate whenever the chance.

If your team is fuckin' kuso ass shit, as they usually are, sometimes it's actually naice to build a aghanism instead of a skadi or heart and go for a AC after, because with the aghanism you can actually stop those shitters from dying.

>>150997640
He has seen some shit

>>150997685

sorry but the only viable start on abba is stout, orb, tangoes

> mana potions

get a load of this shitter

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>>150997546
What are you suggesting anon? The prizepool is fake?

what does d2g think of the set Mark of Mistral Fiend ?

not gonna lie lads i might just be about to masturbate

>>150997973
>anything but Arsenal of the Demonic Vessel
smdh tbqh f@m

>>150997973
More like Mark of the Weeaboo

>>150998170
it turns the shield pink, are you gay?

>>150997685
>core Abaddon
>no armor at mid game

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>>150994217
we got our own Robjiz?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDtcutrijoA

>>150997640

Too busy sucking cock.

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>>150998063
Dont do it

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>>150997872
Reminder that I play CARRY Abaddon, CARRY Omniknight, CORE Jakiro and I have above 70% win rate with all of them

Reminder that my now 51 wins / 16 losses CARRY Abaddon is the best CARRY Abaddon in all the /d2g/

Reminder that that EQUALS TO A 35 WINS TO 0 ZERO LOSS RATIO

Reminder that you shitters will literally never be as good as this game as I am despite going full try-hard while I literally play casually in VERY HIGH SKILL BRACKET with one hand behind my back, literally: http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1869884763

Reminder that once TI6 is over and a new patch comes out Abaddon will be top pick again

Reminder that I am the true chosen by the mist

>>150998209
whats your ideal abbadon set

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movespeed or hybrid pen. quints on SF?

>>150998240
it's because Alliance are fags

>>150998292

> 51-16 == 35-0

not only are you illiterate you sound like you're retarded as well

>>150998272

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>It's a Tiago doesn't go to the beach, instead he stays in his house and shitpost episode

>>150996505
Make friends in the first month or you are fucked.

After the month, all the social circles will already be formed and if you don't know people by then you will be a loner and be miserable.

You need friends to make friends. Don't fuck the first two weeks up.

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>>150998473
Drink bleach and kill yourself, greaseball.

I actually have a ton of steam money I earned off the Winter Pass, which I actually didn't even buy as well.

I could get myself a level 50 jewpendium right now if I wanted but fuck that shit.

Valvo got so fucking greedy with this shit this year that all they're getting from me is my dick up their asses.

Fuck'em.

I'll use the steambux I have, none of which were deployed by me into the system to begin with, to buy off the immortals and other shit I want for low value once the market gets flooded.

And as for the limited shit, I'll get my friends to gift me them.

This is how you fight the system and stick it to the motherfuckin' jews.

Get a fucking clue, shit eater.

Or better yet, seriously, just kill yourself already.

>>150998374
Vespertine or Ruination are the classiest
I use the demonic vessel sword because I like putting pink bubbles of love on my teammates
Abaddon has a shitload of nice weapons though

sheever is so shit

when they getting soe again?

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>>150998534
could you please post a shitty girl like emilia to accompany your shitty posts thanks i dont want my waifu soiled by your bad posts

>>150993345
>Puppey and Xiao8 are in a match to decide 13/16th of TI
Feels bad

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>>150998374
post abbadons

>>150998534

lmfao

>>150998267
>>150998534
>>150998647

wow, whos the qt mate?

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>>150998291
you can't order me

>>150998374
alliance set

How many of you mother fuckers are in Seattle right now?

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>>150998503
Sorry dude, I spent like over 9 hours at the beach yesterday and I am completely burned out today.

Though I did already went out this afternoon to meet a friend, have some coffee with him and check out the World Press Photo exhibition that was on display currently in my city.

Pretty cool and interesting stuff, if you, like myself, enjoy socializing and talking about world class professional photography.

Besides, it's already 2am so I'm definitely not going out anymore tonight.

I might hit the beach tomorrow though, it will be a really hot day; and well.. it sure beats playing this shit ass game or staying alone in a room watching literal man-children play a joke of a tournament that pretends to be called a serious sport, LOL

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>>150998684
right here 2bh

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>>150998918
do you guys think frostytoad will add an extra purchasable item slot eventually

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>>150998861
yo

>tiago the carry abbadon faggot loves pink bubbles

thats it, stop denying youre gay

>>150998896
>Coffee
Any special cofes? As in, any liquor, or cream, or just regular ones?

>>150998647
That's just a random reaction image.

I haven't found a Emilia one or Ram, etc that suits my needs yet.

>>150998812

> riding around with an alliance cuckstamp on your mount

I seriously hope you don't do this. The set's fine, but the mount is trash.

>>150998990
no
i do think that either blink or boots will get a reserved slot separate from the other 6 though

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>>150999038
thank you for trying anon!

>>150998990
no, they want to make the game pace faster, not slower

>>150998990
for the low, low price of 9.99$

>>150998896

So how's the whole turbovirginity thing working out for you?

>>150998990
>tfw nobody does the Dagon Courier anymore

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Jesus Christ this thread is absolute stinking dogshit right now. Please consider suicide each and every one of you

Every time I try open this fucking game there's another update. Can you faggots please stop buying hats, so they stop making them?

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>>150999256
at least it isn't dead and about a shit game like /csgog/

>>150998991
bulba's dad?

should my first gay experience be with a brown guy or should I put in the work to find a white boy?

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>>150999021
What the fuck?

What the hell is a pink bubble even?

I'm definitely not gay though. Just sayin'.

>>150999032
Here in Portugal our usual coffee is what you retarded plebeians might call an "espresso".

Except our coffee is like one of the best in the world, even better than Italian's.

One of our most popular coffee brands is Delta Cafés.
Good luck ever tasting that outside of Portugal though.

Feel's fuckin' nice to live in a place that has such amazing coffee as Portugal, and you retards will literally never know this feel.

Keep buying your starbucks crap, losers.

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>>150999286
no

>>150998991

sandniggers are truly the ugliest people

>>150999286
this is the need power hour lad nobody here is buying any thing

>>150999412
does he even have a dad? he plays like he was raised by a single mom

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>>150998374
>>150998684

>>150999256
based thorinposter dead on about the cancer that is the gulag

>>150999450

50 times uglier than the old school axe skines

>>150999430
why are you proud of living in the shithole that is poortugal

>>150999430
Huh. What is that Delta Café made of, out of curiosity?

>>150999430

lmfao of course this insecure fuckboi is some manlet from moortugal

let me repeat my question

how's the whole turbovirginity thing working out?

>>150999617
Coffee, obviously.

Delta Cafés is a Portuguese coffee roasting and coffee packaging company headquartered in Campo Maior, Alentejo. The company was founded in 1961 and is among the top market leaders in the Iberian Peninsula. The company belongs to Nabeiro Group, the personal conglomerate of its founder Rui Nabeiro, which include interests on agribusiness, agriculture, real estate, hotels, and other services.

Delta Cafés was founded by Rui Nabeiro in 1961 in the town of Campo Maior, Alentejo in a small 50-m2 warehouse, which could only handle two 30 kg roasters. In 1998, the Nabeiro/Delta Cafés Group was restructured and gave rise to 22 companies organized into strategic areas, with turnover of approximately €160 million. In the 2000s, it become the market leader for coffee in Portugal, with a market share of 38%. It has 47,000 direct retail clients (among the largest of which is Sonae, a leading Portuguese retailer) and 3,000 employees.

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>>150999430
lol

>>150996874
slark

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>>150999586
w/e nerd
your just jealous

>>150999845
>>150999851
get this third worlders out of here

next economic crisis poortugal will become the next greece

>>150999845
Aha, pretty retarded question from me.
In my place, we have stuff like Havanna, which has it's own coffee recipes (And to be honest, they're pretty damn fucking delicious)

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>>150999851
truly 3rd world

>>150999851

dude haven't you heard?

they've got some company where they steal coffee from the ships sailing to italy, rub it on their pubes, and sell it angry manlets.

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>>150999430
>Except our coffee is like one of the best in the world, even better than Italian's.

Ha good one Tiago, hahaha.

>>150999952
>DUDE
>PARTICLES
>LMAO
also sacrosanct is ugly as all fuck, just like all the other chinese sets

>>150998374
its called abaddon

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>>151000071
nobody asked you okay shitlord?

>>150999971

portugal is already the next greece

just because there aren't many memes about it, doesn't mean germany isn't buying the whole country for cents

>>150998684
its called abaddon

says so right in your pic

please anon

>>151000141

how short are you?

do people step on you at the beach?

do you fall into gutters sometimes?

do you get bullied by dogs?

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>>151000145
below actually

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>>151000269
get rekt kiddo

>>150999021
it's called abaddon

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>>151000317
lmfao

>>150999586
scepter dota 1 nostalgia

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>>150999615
I pretty much live in the best part of the country where I have literal tropical weather, a completely payed apartment, a really easy-going job that lets me have my own schedule and plenty of free time, tropical and deserted beaches that can only be accessed by boat which I know friends that have one, really small city that has everything you want or need in a 30min walk radius, great social lifestyle, great coffee places, great weather in general, I even hear cicadas from my window during the summer, great regional restaurants, great regional bakeries, etc.

The country's economy and political stance may be in the shitter, but that doesn't mean I have to be.

I just know how to take advantage of shit and that's why I live the stress-free paradisiac lifestyle I live.

Granted though, if I lived in any other part of the country this probably wouldn't be possible, since all the influx of tourism and business in my region is due to having the biggest airport down south, right outside my city.

So yeah, I was just lucky to have been born here and now I take advantage of it.

That's life, kid.

Stay a loser forever though, I laugh my ass off every time in these threads.

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*POOF*

*RARGH*

*SPIN*

that's all it takes for mogul khan to blink on you with the intent to spin and kill you. why don't you own an eblade yet?

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>>151000358
thats 3 years ago though but theyre probably still neck and neck since theyre so shit

>>151000412

nah, you live with your mother 100%

you're an angry weebshit virgin, whom are you trying to fool here lmfao

your "flexible job" is cleaning the dishes at a cafe most probably

>>151000412
what you gonna do when daddy runs out of money manlet? whore yourself?

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let's play spot the shithole

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hahaha guys just like last night i found a hilarious image :)

t man who is not actually the man from last night

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guys please do not bully non whites they are human too

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>>151000835
uh no they arent???????

>>151000835
[citation needed]

>>151000835

subhuman*

>>151000835
>non-whites
>human
pick one dumbass

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my favorite /int/ meme was aussies bullying moortugal

its fallen off a lot these days though

> guys it's 5am here in moortugal and I'm definitely not shitposting before sleeping for the whole day in my sweatbox cuckshed

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>>150992724

I bet most of you kids aren't even 4k+ MMR because your so fucking braindead

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>>151000835
>non-whites
>human

>>151000494
>some of you guys are alright. don't go to key arena tomorrow.

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>>151001126
i just calibrated at 3k stop bullying

>>151001097

so let me get this straight

you live on autism bux to shitpost and play dota all day

sounds like a good life senpai

still a societal pariah in most normal cultures though

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Hey guys, how many olmypic medals has portugal won?

>>151001097

> guys our coffee is so good, but we're not gonna export it to markets where people have actual purchasing power, because our coffee is just too good and it wouldn't be fair to other coffeemakers
> said no-one ever

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>>151001097
>1,75
so, manlet

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>>151001228
If you have over 250 hours played pic applies to you 2

>>151001097
>Apartment
>He's not a landowner
So this... Is the power of neetsexuals

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>>151001389
oh thank god im safe!

>>151001097

> 1.75 manleneet who hands out fliers to tourists
> shitposting about the good life

lmfao lads

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>>151001126
I've been 4k for years now so I think I'm braindead regardless

Reminder you can't post here unless your country has won a gold medal
lebanon, peru and moortugal get out

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Secret cucks ww@

What's the chance of top 3... above 1%?

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>>151001289
I don't even think Portugal has autism bux though.

And I don't play this shit game anymore, LOL

>>151001362
How the fuck is 1,75cm tall a manlet?

You're full of shit, dude.

>>151001408
It's a pretty cool apartment on the 3rd floor of a really quiet area in the center of the city filled with tons of gardens and trees.

I have my friends over tons of times to have dinner with during the weekends and shit. It's really good stuff. I wouldn't ask for much more really.

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>>151001326
LMAO how is one country this cucked?

>>151001626

You should post a pic of yourself with your friends having dinner, since you do it so often.

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>>151001626
>How the fuck is 1,75cm tall a manlet?

What if abaddon had spectre's refraction instead of mist coil

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>>151001712
Nah.

Not gonna happen.

I'm all about this anonymous style shtick you dudes have going here, man.

I also don't like stuff like third parties aggregating your metadata and shit for example. That's why I don't even have a dotabuff account.

Being anonymous is where it's at.

We are Legion and shit, fellow gulagites of the le epik gulag!

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>>151001712
His friends are Thomas, Alberto and Barbarossa.
In the gang sometimes they call Thomas just T

What if ranged creeps had a spell they could use their mana with?

Who is the most rofl hero

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>>151001513
our entire team got stuck at around 4.3k MMR so we all kinda mehed back to pleb mmos again

>>151001891

Ah, so you're just a lonely weebshit, thanks for the confirmation.

> not having a SINGLE photo with friends from ages ago

Pretty fucking lonely, eh?

Well you got some (yous) today, so that should delay the suicide a bit.

What if you could buy 2 aether lens and combine them into one consumable aether lens
its like a moonshard but for spellcasters

>>151001917

>Sunsfan fucks this

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>It's a /d2g/ bully Tiago episode
;_;

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>>151001891
i recognize this copy paste

>>151001917
I wonder if the DC squad has run a train on her while sunsfans watches.

what if aether lens

but it increase aoe spell size

What if iron talon could be upgrades into an item that instantly kills creeps?

>>151002074

> Sunsfan awkwardly shuffles on top of this for 5 minutes, then calls it a day

>>151002074
she's not particularly attractive

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If you are below 5'11" freedom units you are a manlet and should be reclassified as some species of Tolkienesque goblin

>>151002208
neither is ur mom put I still explode that LOL

>when you lose a game against 4 midases because you team choses to farm instead of punishing it

>>151002193
>are you done yet? I have a team waiting for their turn

>>151002208

Have you seen Sunsfan?

>>151002251

We just call them poortuglets in Europe

>people being heightist near me

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee you're a tall male!!!

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>mortugese shitskin nanomanlet getting bantered and cucked into fucking his sleep cycle even harder
>he STILL has not fucking learned

literally unable to be fabricated

>>151001626
Nigger my 15 years old brother is 170cm tall and my 19 years old cousin is 1 and a half heads taller than him, just accept that you're a manlet

lebanon, moortugals and peruvians post here
>>>/sp/69989493

Also is pitlord getting released in the all star match or just in a random time during TI

>>151002151
She's always awkward around resolution. I bet substantial has a bull fetish for whites like whites have with niggers.

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>>151002012
I think you like, seriously have a reading problem, dudebro.

I never said I was lonely or even gave any indication of that, much by the contrary. Same for not having photos, I just stated that I would never post any, LOL

But like, whatever, man.

I'm just going to sleep 4 hours today again, catch a boat early in the morning and spend the day at a deserted beach tomorrow one more time.

Sleeping at the beach is fucking amazing. You fall asleep with the sound of the waves and shit, man.

This is my reality though, I know it for a fact and it sure beats staying all day inside like you losers do watching man-childs play a "professional" game of DOTA 2, hahahaha

But hey, whatever rocks your boat, dudes. By all means, stay losers forever.

>>151002079
It's always the other way around though.

These reddit kids haven't got jack shit on me, man.

Cute China image though!

>>151002420

I wonder how much instant coffee he drank tonight, poor kid is probably shaking right now.

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>>151002154
Josh?

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>be thirdie
>don't receive enough nutrients growing up
>you whole country is stunted deformed goblin people
>assume it's the norm and your height is normal
can't make this shit up

>>151002491
how did you know

>>151002079
Tiago bullies himself with how retarded his posts are

>>151002463
Lol does anyone really bother reading these?
Should I try one of them?

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>>151002524
based co blitzposter

>>151002463

So you're gonna sleep all day in your sweaty and smelly 20 sqm apartment, got it.

>>151002580
Do I have to enable recursive filtering because of retards like you?

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>>151002580
haha fuckign no

>>151002524
>>151002420
listen if you're going to talk about him please make sure you reply to him so its filtered

thanks

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>>151002619

>Literal retard can't literally actually read.

TOP LOL

>>151002580
He's a weeb, that should tell you enough

>>151002580

It's pretty good comedy as far as d2g goes. Goes under the category of "I can't believe some sadcase actually bothers making these"

>>151002727

I'm reading between the lines, where your bullied and beaten ego is hiding ;)

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>individual shitposting styles and images merging together to form something stronger and more unstoppable

>just like tropical storms into hurricanes

woops thought I was in the "Dota 2" general guys. I'll be leaving.

>>151002739
Makes me sad to know that there's people who I would put in PSG's level of retardation, but that's Tiago

dotes in 14 hours

>>151002926
all it takes is one or two keywords and your all easily filtered

that's the issue with repetition posting

>>151002457
I can recall seeing a suspiciously looking shed in one of his videos

you might be right

>>151003029
>using trips for anything else than trips and /gif/
wew

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>>151002890

Holy shit, dude.

I know you must like, be total anal devastated at your sad reality and shit, man.

But please, you really shouldn't be projecting your waste of a life into me, man.

I don't like all that negativity shit, dude. That stuff's not healthy, man.

I can take with the banter all you want, but dude, seriously, lay out all the projecting, man.

Just sayin'.

;-)

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>>151003029
>extreme minority redditor who uses filters thinks his opinion matters

that really wew'd my lads

enjoy the dead as fuck thread and inauthentic experience

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>>151003107
Lisbon?

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Are Aussies the most based Dota 2 players that ever existed? They already conquered 4chan who can stop them at this point?

>>151003157
thanks

>>151003102
meant filters fuck

>>151003107
>, man
>, man
>, man
>, man
Also write a paragraph for once in your life please

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>non-anglos think they can banter

>>151003236
i still remember the day that the combined might of the union of yuropeon cuckolds was unable to stop a single australian man

that was a good day

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>>151003229

Lisbon is in the center of the city dude.

I told you, I live at the very south.

Where all the best beaches are.

Shieeeeet

>>151003274
Like, what's wrong, man?

What's your issue, man?

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>>151001606
>Bo1 against Xiao8

Really makes you think

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>current time in Poortugal: 4:33 AM

>>151003107

But of course weebs don't like people that point out their delusions. That doesn't really matter in this case though, I'd never want you to actually heal, that'd be boring. I bet that life you described does exist, but only inside your head.

You've got all the symptoms of a lunatic, just so you know.

Now, it's time to go to bed, little man, that boat and the island are waiting for you.

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>>151003236
>Snowbikes behind you
>"Heres maple syrup in ur eye"
Psst nothing personnel Mon ami

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>staying up this late
>probably didn't even watch the olympics

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how do we fix

>>151003496
Why would you watch the olympics?

Know any good youtubers? I'd watch the tournaments but the casters blow ass. Just shouting excitedly whenever someone ults.

Looking for more chill analysis kinda stuff.

Is it too late for me to start playing dota

>>151003335
ah ups, small typo there.

I meant to say, Lisbon is in the center of the country. It's literally Portugal's capital and located in it's middle region.

Though it's also near the western coast, it doesn't have the paradisiac aspects and fundamentals that the entire southern region of the country offers.

It does however have other exquisite traits though. It is a nice city.

I'm getting rather sleepy now though, hence my fault there... Perhaps I should go off for the night since I do have to catch a boat at 10:30 am..

Catch you losers later I guess. Hopefully some of you have killed yourselves by then.

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jesus christ

just imagine

sing could be making this kind of money instead of trying to be on a tier3 team

>>151003610

> tfw been talking to a psychotic refugee smuggler this whole time

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>>151003518

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>>151003380
>Non-figuratively CANNOT totally pull this material out of thin air
>>151003568
Bren DOTA he just posted some alchemy miracle analysis and and an other vid TI related forgot the subject check it out

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Never Forget

>>151003643
>charity donations 0

what a piece of shit

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WHY ARENT YOU GOING TO SLEEP? YOU DONT WANT TO MISS THE FIRST GAMES RIGHT?

>>151003916
I have to wake up at 7:00am anyway fuck off NEET

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Oh yeah, just before I go...

>>151003447
>that boat and the island are waiting for you.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Culatra_Island

They sure are, dude!

Feel free to check out the images on google as well.

It's a really great beach!

Cya!

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>tfw no matter what you will never be a non-white

>>151003754
Thanks. Not looking stricktly for guides, but he's fine.

>>151003916
>going to sleep when the games are over 12 hours away

dumbfuck

>>151004038
>tfw no matter what you will never be a European cuck who can't own guns to defend himself and gets shot, blown up, and run over by a truck by muslims and nobody does anything because it's "racist"

Puts a smile on my face every day.

>>151003916
>mvp og
ths will either be a super easy 2-0 OG stomp or the best fucking dota we've ever seen. if dubu-god picks spirit breaker to support QO's PA, it will be amazing.

>DC vs wings
I really have no idea whats going to happen here.. on the one hand, DC have been playing really well lately, and wings have been not quite up to par, but I'm still pretty sure wings are either the 1st or 2nd best team in the tournament

>>151003916
>First game tomorrow starts in 14 hours
How long do you sleep every night, Anon? I'm concerned.

>>151004038

>that feel when I made 2 thousand dollars buying gold before brexit and then selling it after the vote

I might be able to make even more bank with Trump's election.

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>no Ayesee cast

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>lich's feet
I get you never actually see them except in the pick screen and all, but this is WC3 tier. So many model parts are.

Would it really kill them to spend a couple days improving some of the models?
Like Slardar...entire model?

>>151004138
Yeah my bad he primarily does guides it's true but he had a stretchy hiatus 2 weeks ago and now he came back with 2 TI commentaries so. Perhaps if you like his style you'll find something useful in the guides too

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can you guys share bracket predictions and cards? pretty please? i cant do it

when do esports start tomorrow?

>>150999450
which hat gives that fiery hat?

>>151004929
10:00 am pacific standard (UTC-9 i think)

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>My spirit will rise from the grave and the world shall know that I was right
What did he mean by this?

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>another NA victory
>another year of bullying non-whites on /d2g/

so the white ball of less picked than arc warden and chen combined is winning the arcana vote isnt it

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So help me out guys I'm trying to figure this out
I hear you guys are a big "esport" and have tens of millions in prize money for a tournament this week
and I can understand how there could be games of skill in video games like tekken or counterstrike or so on where its up to the players to win
but your game is literally won by random number generators
so how does it get called an "esport"? Isn't it more like "egambling"? You're watching people play slot machines basically. RNG is crammed into every facet of this game

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>tfw Secret is going to be eliminated from THE INTERNATIONAL 6 in exactly 20 hours time

Really makes you think

>>151004693
cm and wind ranger are pretty shit to

Their entire lower bodies are disproportionate and awkard

>>151004693
That takes money, and this is a FREE game
They literally can't afford it

>>151005250
counter strike go has a shitload of rng with first shot accuracy

>>151004693
They'll get to it eventually, like that stealth upgrade Jugg got last year

>>151005259
Don't think, just die.

>>151005461
the stealth upgrade made half of the old sets clip.

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>>151005506
THE FUCKING CITY OF SHITREKT FANS AHAHAHAHAHAH

16TH AT THE INTERNATIONAL 6

>MUH ALLSTAR TEAM
>MUH PUPPEY
>MUH RTZ

YOU ABSOLUTELY CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

TAKE ALL THE BEST WRITERS IN THE WORLD, AND PUT THEM IN A ROOM TOGETHER FOR 2 YEARS

AND THEY STILL WON'T BE ABLE TO MAKE THIS SHIT UP

why do people buy boots instead of attack speed gauntlets when they make you cs much easier if you buy them first?

really makes you think

>>151004808
>>151004808

These are my predictions buddy.

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I hope we get some good pod girl pics this year

>>151005761
It's a beta

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>>151005924
She gained a lot of fucking weight. And she was already on the fence last year. Can't fucking trust Americans fucks.

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>>151005918

Fucking forgot the pic.

>>151005924
how the fuck do you have a lot of her pic
its almost the camera is looking at her

>>151006084
prove.

dragon lance on morphling, yes or no?

>>151006084
>she's not dying of famine wtf fucking fatass ameriturd
t. Yurop

I have been stuck at 3.8k for 150 matches, within a 4 game win or loss, I just console quit the game as my throne is going down righ tnow, I'm back at 3803 now. I was stuck in normal mmr there, and now in Int. I literally have no idea what to do

>>151006397
No

Get 3 Wraith bands + power treads instead

>>151006508
what r u playing?

>>151006397
Dragon Lance is good on pretty much every core these days, even melee.

It's just super stat efficient.

>>151006508
Been there before learn to play quas/exort Invoker mid really well or spam support/offlane Omni

>>150993845
Shit man anime is the biggest trap of them all.

kinda late to the party i guess, but mirana is fucking broken

>>151007152
>aghs
>starstorm now has charges instead

most obvious change in the history of changes

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>>151007152
Unless you go mid vs silencer

>keep enemy solo off Invoker level 1 for first 5 minutes of game because Lich
>4 levels ahead of him
>he still 100-0's me in 4 seconds with phase boots as his only damage item