Dota 2 General - /d2g/

1st for me

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why does this piece of shit skill still exists

1st for reddit

>>151032491
?

>>151032572
more like why do people thinkg sand king is a good pick for the last pick support

>>151032435
>sticky and flags for main event when?
Threads have been slow as hell because of aeon long post cooldown, doubt there will be sticky this year.

They removed sticky last year or something because 'too high traffic' and we haven't even gone close to the posting speed of last year

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First for I FUCKING HATE THIS FISH AND I HOPE EVERYBODY THAT PLAYS HIM DIES A TERRIBLE DEATH

>>151032534
what do you think of eldwurms touch set?
im recreating wc3 trax look

>>151032572
nobody picks sand king for epicenter
people pick sand king for caustic finale

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>tfw digital sports can't come anywhere close to the level of hype in analog sports`

>>151032601
shut the fuck up loser

>>151032347
away from computer right now, but i'm using frostborne wayfarer without the shitty headpiece, and i'm using the new immortal

>>151032440
play it how >>151032534 does. probably a perfect build rn

>>151032701
that's kind of exactly my point

>>151032758
>rostborne wayfare with new immortal
well that sounds gold

has playing dota lead you guys to develop stereotypes of other nationalities / ethnic groups too?

for example why is it that almost every south american is a combination of: short sighted (not thinking about consequences to their actions), overly aggressive, and incapable of introspection (accepting responsibility for their own actions)?

i noticed that these traits carry over to other games too. south american teams almost always adopt a hyper aggressive style of play with no hedging whatsoever in case it fails.

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>post yfw your long range kill didn't increase urn charge

anyone else still mad about earthshaker scepter rework? it used to basically be a refresher orb, now its just a literal meme ability thats there just to look funny

>>151032701
>caustic finale
what happened?
how strong is caustic finale for it to be high valued

who is selena gomez? she looks familar

>>151032905
gotta be close enough to suck up those juicy spirits

>>151032892
it is because they are non white

>roughly 4 hours till stream goes up
should i nap or just wait for it? i'm only interested at the opening ceremony and the bo1s

Is it possible to jungle Naga, sort of like some people jungled TB?

>>151032892
>i haven't read the bell curve: the post

god damn d2g i had high hopes for you, all this elitism and all

>>151032807
more like every third game is ruined by a thirdie

flags should be enabled in this general

>>151032892
Dota has turned me into a racist. I'm aware that Dota brings out the worst out of people and attracts no-life losers to it, but I regret nothing.

>>151033014
>is it possible to jungle with [hero]
yes, buy a iron talon

>>151032927
Caustic finale is the ultimate counter to any illusion based heroes once Sand King gets aghs.

You literally can't pick PL unless you ban Sand King.

>OG vs MVP first game of the day
Group A will sweep today

>>151032921
Good, fuck that tryhard hero.

>>151033041
this, but unironically

the autoshibbolther keeps boards clean

lads i'm in a custom game with miracle and he has only 2.2k mmr what the h*ck?

>>151032807
>"good player slowly grinds over the course of weeks because every third game they get put with bad teammates and take a mandatory loss"

No. Good players climb fast enough than baddies , see how puppey had almost 90% winrate.

Find a good hero and abuse it if you must.
If you keep playing shit fuck heroes and still complain about "why wont my team win the game for me huhu", you deserve it.

>>151033094
>tryhard
>literally just blink + r + q
??????

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Well, I'm off to the store to buy food for watching TI. Do you guys need anything?

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>>151033195
>he thinks pro winrates are indicative of anyone else

lol

people know who pros are and listen to them.
good players who aren't pros their team ignores and throws.

>>151033323
crisps and mountain dew, senpai

>>151033323
a racially pure europe for me please

>>151033195
i have near 70% winrate and grind consistent mmr, but its so fucking annoying to lose a streak because one of your lanes fed the enemy teams hard carry. If valve had a competent matchmaking system this would literally never happen

>>151033323
i'll give you $10, buy as many jatz as you can

>>151033323
do they sell gfs in that store

>>151033323
Some honey

>>151033357
>dont pick 1v9 heroes
>lose

oh shet

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which board is responsible for the modern day gulag

>>151033373
This reminds me
>be at friends birthday party
>we hold up vodka shots
>someone asks "and the toast?"
>brithday friend says "FOR A RACIALLY PURE EUROPE!"
>his girlfriend goes "NOOOOO"
I laughed, everyone laughed, then I drank myself to unconsciousness because I hate myself and I wanted to forget what a pathetic failure I am.

>>151033428
examplesof 1v9 heroes? i mostly spam drow

>>151033531
reddit

Is bulldog funny or unfunny?

>>151032572
what if every pulse applied the echo saber effect?

>>151033531
what board is this, d2g?

tell me

>>151033682
its 50 50, sometimes he is fucking hilarious and sometimes his autism completely takes over and he becomes a massive sperg lord

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Make way for the best support

>>151032921
It was way worse than a refresher.
You miss out on:
>base damage
>echo from units other than heroes
>second aftershock
Aghs was garbage on the hero, veil was better. The rework was fine desu.

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>>151033713
/int/

turns out the whole meme is about mediocre chocolate eggs with toys inside, that you can in fact buy in the USA at hipster stores

I have an old ass GPU and pull like 20-30 fps on dota. If i upgrade my cpu will I have better results, since I heard dota is cpu sensitive rather than gpu?

If so, whats the cheapest but quality processor i can get?

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>>151033846
>thirdie hasn't had fun catching easter eggs

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>tfw no bicyclist hero

>>151033942
>catching easter eggs

oh it's literally just ironic obvious fingerbox memes but between countries

>>151034028
did he died?

>>151032921
No, it was shit. Same for Sand King
It is definitely a meme specter now though, but no one would ever get the old one and the new one is some funny pub or Alch stuff atleast.

>>151034124
nope, she's ok

>>151034034
so are you a nonwhite subhuman or did your parents just never love you?

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Did you know? Huskar's Lifebreak can be amplified by intelligence and Aether Lens, making it much more powerful in nuking builds than before.

The fact that Ethereal Blade projectile travels faster than you, assuring that it always hits the target before you do if you cast it during life break, is just a brilliant bonus.

are we going to get stickied again?

MVP to beat OG 2-0 with 2 yolo drafts, expecting 2x sub 30 min games.

>>151034257
god i hope not, to many newfags lately here already

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>tfw no eurobeat hero

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>>151034028
>tfw did 58 on my bike yesterday and passed a group of turbofags in their skintight biking suits and faggy curved helmets

I'm just waiting for the day I get a speeding ticket on my bike so I can masturbate over how strong my legs are.

>>151034325
like you? d2g is always flooded with newfags at TI

>>151033025

spotted the south american

>>151033809
>not treant or wd

>>151034524
>not realising that ogre will ding ding ding you motherfucker

>>151034448
Is this bait? I'm all in for dissing niggers that's is why the bell curve exactly explains his post

>>151034124
Its a she, and she was fine, just bit unconscious

>>151034254
support huskar when

>>151034675
I already play offlane huskar and it:s working amazingly.
>pms
>basi
>tranqils
>wand
>mek
>vlads
>veil
>shivas
>ggboots
>lotus orb
I mostly end up doing most hero damage in my games with that and i am 16-5 so far.

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>bannerbro said the TI6 banners will be up after group stage
>also mentioned he got rekt by a typhoon
press f to pay respects

>>151034254
Did you know
If you make SIX (6) lenses and cast life break, youll kill yourself

>>151034365
its been going on for far longer than that, once the majors started happening the quality of this general severely declined. i doubt that you would know though

>>151035015
Don't tell me this will be year without banners. We've had them at TI2 onwards..

I'd make ones but I am not creative-imaginative person.

Gulag has been shit since TI3 when floods of redditors came in here.

We could handle the league fags from /lolg/ after TI2 but TI3 was too much

>>151035015
wah qt you are so kawaii >w<

boohoo, the thread's gonna be shit for a week. who cares? it's not like the thread's any better any other team of year

>>151035454
>i love eating shit! shit eating is my hobby! i also shit where i eat and eat where i shit!

redditor dumping his non-upvote posts to 4chisn detecnted

arent we EPIC FOR THE WIN WERBISTE HIUTUH

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>>151035059
The ABSOLUTE MADMAN. He was RIGHT

>>151035554
Why did you use blademail..

>>151035059
>>151035554
kill yourself

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Guys, I suffer.

It was more than one month ago my last match, so I though "Let's be angry again".
I played one game against Broodmother, BH and Drow made pub blade later. Since 0:00 I bought observer wards and sentry wards. Every lane had wards, if they try to deward, I was there, if they change lane, I was there.
Slark in my team complained all time about team mates, if he died, it was our faut, not his fault. He was so noisy that I didn't have any choice than report him, "Do you think I am afraid of your report? I have tons of comments" and then 30 seconds later "I am carring you, your bag!' - he was 2/5/1 and I was 0/0/3 - I said "Have you even heard about supports? and he "Supports are useless! Wards are useless! What is the benefit of havign wards everywhere if you only have boots?".

We still won. Every time I died he said "GG report creep Batrider". I died 13 times, he died 18.

What is the point of playing a game if you will only be sad or angry, even if you win?

>>151034147
>Catching Easter eggs

It's called an egg hunt

Does anyone have the night stalker copypasta?

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>it's a there are people in d2g who had never had sex episode

>>151036020
>it's an anon isn't very good at bait but I'll give him a (You) anyway episode

>>151036020
(Ty)

should I go brown boots -> bfury -> travels kunkka?

>>151036224
no

>4 hours away from the biggest e-sports tournament ever
>thread is fucking dead

DOTARDS THIS IS THE LAST STRAW

>>151034028
why the fuck did she break with her front wheel?

>>151036332
Blame the post cooldowns.

Blame all the boring 0 fan teams like EG and Alliance being in the upper bracket.

>>151036346
Because shes a woman?

>>151035801
You report and mute subhuman slavs and spics. You don't play dota without expecting a loss every now and then because your cores are degenerate retards who either flame and throw or just play like complete shit.

To answer your question. There is no point in playing if you let it get to you, or you're trying to play at a competitive level with a team.

>>151036332
>implying the people with 8k hours in the game even watches ti

>>151036332
conserving the hype for maximum shitposting live

>>151036384
>EG
>0 fan team

/d2g/ you've gone too far this time

>>151036402
fair enough

>>151036536
EG doesn't have fans it has bandwagonners

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>>151036515
>Used to laugh at people with over 5k hours in Dota and only 3k mmr
>tfw I have 2.5k hours in Dota and I'm only 4k mmr
If my hours in Dota ever surpasses my MMR, I'm going to cry.

>>151036332
>Na'Vi or fucking Matumba is going home today
I feel nothing

>>151036662
EG has NA fans, if only because it's basically the only NA team

>>151036686
>tfw played this game for 10 years and i'm only 5k and can only play a few heroes well

>>151036515
I have 9,000 hours to DOTA 2 and I will watch TI live at the arena :l

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SWNL

>>151036749
No matter which team wins the viewers lose.

Fuck EG for fixing Alliance upper bracket

What about those VR viewing options, any good?

>>151036686
Could be 3.1k with 8k games
www.dotabuff.com/players/149429693

>5 hours until games
>fap
>eat
>nap
>4 hours until games

jdimsa

>>151035801
All of my games have been awful as fuck lately. Retard cores, worthless supports, teams that play so passively all four of them just sit in the jungle and farm. I gank the shit out of all the lanes as Nightstalker getting phase, armlet and scepter by 21 minutes only to lose because my team refuses to play proactively. Have you ever tried pushing a lane when your entire team has literally no presence on the map? The entire enemy team WILL converge on you.

all they wanna do is hit creeps. and they're not even good at that.

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>>151036894
>le rigged EG game meme
How can NA fans be so autistic?

3h30 brothers
stay strong

>>151037271
>Lose to Alliance, a team that anyone can roflstomp.
>So Na'Vi or Liquid go out.

That's a deal you take every time in 8 million dollar tournament.

kill me pls

Do n0tail and Fly have the longest/best ongoing friendship in dota history?

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>>151037328
EG lost to Alliance. They literally lost to Alliance.
>mfw

Apart from a few overpicked heroes right now Dota has a lot of variety in drafts and produces a lot of exciting matches.

Is Dota nearing the perfect balance?

how much longer do i have to finish 3 staring the quests? the only one i have left is the wind ranger one

>>151037595
end of august

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>>151037504
No, RTZ and EE do.

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Remember to channel your energy for our guys MVP

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>>151037504
nigga please

>>151035801
>playing dota
>playing dota alone

if you play with random internet shitbags then you'll have a bad time
if oyu play with friends then you'll have fun

>>151037853
loda had nice hair ;_;

this could happen to the best of us sempais don't be so hard on him

>>151037328
navi was already 100% out
liquid was in the other group
retard

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>>151037853
>a pretty boy like Loda is dating and probably plans on marrying pic related
What went wrong?

>>151036346
probably pressed abit too much front
or maintaining speed on the curve

>>151038207
love

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>>151038207
fuck she's so fucking ugly what the fuck

>>151038207
White dudes getting with Asian girls is either hit or miss, most often it's a miss and they take all the uglies

>>151038207
Swede "males" have shit taste un women.

>>151038378
jog on m8

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>tfw you realize Secret and NaVi are getting eliminated from THE INTERNATIONAL 6 in 5 hours

SMASH THAT MOTHAFUGGIN LIKE BUTTON >DDDDDDD

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>>151038207
will she ever bear Loda any babys?

>>151037945
>happens to pretty much all of us, the main question is what will you do when it starts going away? If I were him I would've saved all that shit with Propecia or something, but since he can grow a beard just shaving it is fine as well. What he's doing right now with the hat and having hair on the sides while being bald at the front isn't what anyone wants

>>151036894
Just don't fucking lose games, Na'Vi and Liquid brought that shit upon themselves

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What are your predictions for today anons?

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ANYONE UP FOR SOME COMPENDIUM ABUSE?
FUCK EVASIVE ACTION DESU SENPAI

>>151038502
>letting cuck genes infect your children

no way

>>151038510
You can be like MVP and not win a series and make it to WB, you just can't lose. They're atoning for their sins.

>>151038560
OG 2-0 MVP
DC 2-1 Wings
VG.R > TNC
Fnatic > ESC
TL > Na'Vi
Secret vs LGD is so fucking all over the place and hard to call. LGD is a better team but Secret would win a Bo1 I think

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>>151038560
why does that smug fag always have that shit eating grin on his fucking face???

lads what if ______________________________________________

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>>151038707

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R8 senpaitachi

>>151038682
>VG.R > TNC
TNC is only in LB because PPD cucked demon out throwing to Alliance

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>waiting for the first match to start
>Ill have to survive a 30 min delay and then 2 hours of bullshit segments as well
All i want is the Dota, nothing else, why is that so hard to understand for these people

>>151038846
Ask mom to buy you a better gpu

>get rid of w33 and misery
>pick up rtz and bulba
>lose

What a surprise

>>151038695
It's the Meepo smile

>>151038707
sugoi

>>151038905
>"o-oh no they're going to kick me again.."
>tfw they actually did
Is there any pro player more KEKED than Aui?

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>>151038682
>LGD is a better team
Hey!

>>151038950
i'm still baffled as to how anyone would willingly pick up EE and bulba
rtz i can see but the other two?

>>151039054
What the hell happened to this guy? Watching him play Ember Spirit in TI5 was like watching Mozart compose. Now he's a shitter.

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>>151039034
nope he's going to get kicked from coaching Secret as well. Dude basically got a free ride to a million dollars thanks to ppd and sumail being in his prime on storm at TI5

i just finished fapping to nipple bee birthing and womb imprisonment, now I'm ready for the TI! Go EG!

>>151039054
I hope someone goes back and makes a webm of him getting angry at his team. Literally Pajkatt/RTZ
>>151039137
He doesn't get to play Ember or PL anymore

>>151038884
Expecting a choke by TNC and Demon to feed.

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I miss him, bros ;_;

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>>151039261
i miss them ;_;

you remember how chaloner talked about a talent union after shanghai?

you noticed how he then just took yames job and stopped talking about a talent union all together?

what did he mean by this?

>>151039419

unions are never a good thing

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Post delusional scenarios you want to happen this TI
>aggressif somehow manages not to choke and beat secret
>as secret is leaving the booths arteezy suddenly looks to the camera and says "Do it for the boys"
>PPD manages to not fuck up and get to grand finals and not going to lower bracket
>they win the whole event again
>kaci shows up and interviews them
>PPD with tears in his eye says " I did it senpai! "
>arteezy shows up and celebrates with them

1 hour 32 minutes remaining boys!

>>151039063
EE's always been a good player. His mechanics are clearly very good when he's 'on'. Cloud9 functioned without a leader and had tier 1 guys all the way and got consistent 2nd.

But that's it.

EE's a total fuck up who, as I said is a great player, one of the best carries in the world, but he's not a thinker. Compare him to someone like a ppd or a Kuro when you hear them commentate at the Summit, or when Heen or Blitz commentate. EE needs someone who understands the game, and that person used to be Puppey except the meta's left him behind. That's why we saw Puppey's jungle Axe/BM just take over rtz/EE's networth in the games they're getting crushed. Shit's a total mess.

>>151039137
Same thing that happened to Mike Tyson after Lennox.

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What went wrong with liquid?

>>151039470
they absolutely can be for the people in them

i kinda wanna sniff sheever's stinky feet not gonna lie

>>151039569
>memetumbaman is more passable than most MtF's

LMAO
M
A
O

>>151039419
Redeye can say anything as president of the "Old Boys Club". Nothing he says matters 2bh because he's set for life

>>151038707
SUGEHHHH

u trolled me lolz

>>151039549
Fuck off with this Skip Bayless ass "analysis"

>>151039569
kuroky went full JUST
MC (and kuro + FATA to a lesser extent) playing like total trashcans

>>151039517
Don't the games start an hour after that though

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>>151039714
t. downvoted on leddit too much so he needs to shitpost on /d2g/

>>151039576

nope

daily reminder slacks will never be stabbed by some random nigger and left to bleed out on the floor

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>>151039998
Stabbing people to death is not my thing.
I prefer a better method.

>>151039984
a union could have helped talent so that they would not get fired on a whim by gaben and so they would not only get paid by how much merch they sold at an event

>>151040114
union would promote favoritism

>>151037028
I'm actually convinced that people like this guy got genuine mental retardation of some sort.

>>151039881
yeah OG vs MVP start time is 10 am PST / 2 hrs 20 min from now. first hour will probably just be banter / opening ceremony + gabens blessing

>doturds will never have this autism
http://en.dotabuff.com/players/53764543
http://en.dotabuff.com/players/164648796

>it's a solo support against riki or bh so it's pick between "noob support no wards/sentries/dust" or "noob support brown boots 30 minutes" episode
I love these

>>151040284
favoritism exists everywhere, are you against greek letter societies too? or are you against people just being friends and liking each other?

people of the same profession who may need lawyers to write contracts or forums where they are free to discuss other things related to what they do can absolutely be a good thing

it not like favoritism would absolutely have to run rampant and maybe the slight downside of favoritism would be far outweighed by the considerable upside of not having to be shat on by valve

>>151040605
I'm so glad I was born a healthy, straight man.

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>>151040605
>mfw I have one third of his games, no, one fourth of his games and more mmr than him still
I shouldnt laugh, but I still do

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>TFW no mirana GF
;_;

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>>151040635
>he plays the game

>>151040605
>friend winrate: 35%

lol

>>151040114

So would being good enough at being 'talent' that Valve would agree to that without a union.

>be good at your job
>people compensate you accordingly
>if a company wrongs you then your following will respond appropriately

>>151040698
Whats his mmr?

But damn, frogposter, having an autism that matches yours and you both play dotes...

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>mfw Hearthstone players are mad over a card

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>No Silver Miracle for my fantasy team.
End it.

>>151040736
I know, my mistake

>>151040880
What kind of card?

>>151039419
Valve sent him a message.

Haven't touched dota in months apart from imba, what the fuck happened to Secret?
Glad OG's doing well though

>>151040880
the 2 mana self silence card?
Why?

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>>151040869
who you calling frogposter, boy?

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>>151040940
Purify

>>151040940
Priest got nothing in the next adventure.
2 MANA FOR A FRIENDLY SILENCE AND A CARD

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>one of the few disgusting people i always dodge is on my team
>disconnect from the game
>hit reconnect on accident instead of abandon
>panic and start sweating
>everyone has connected and there's 2 seconds left
>manage to leave right as the game is about to start

Man that was a close one. Easiest +-25 mmr of my life.

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>>151039261
one day he will be back my man
one day

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>there are people
>on this very thread
>right fucking now
>that plays the game
What's your excuse,d2g?

Tell me

>>151040995
Because it's the shitiest card in the game for the worst class and in the common slot. Bad in every way possible.

>>151041141
its fun____

>>151041032
>Silence a friendly minion.
>Draw a card.

Sounds boring as shit, I don't get it.

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>>151040605
>20 games in 1 day

>>151041141
i enjoy it, I have many friends who play it and I play it at a high lvl (6k)
the trick is to take breaks from the game when its bringing you down, dont wait untill you are on a 20 game tilt-spree, at that point it doesnt matter if you win or lose, you're just gonna hate yourself for playing it.

>>151041141
>There are people
>That plays the game

>>151040605
report them on steam for explicit content in avatar

this actually works, especially if we flash mob like this

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>>151041267
HAAHAHAHAHAH
FFCUKKF

I FUCKING

SPIELDD MY DRINK WITH THAT POS

ADNNSG IMAGE
AHAHAAHAHAH

TNX

BASED

POSGTEFR

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>>151041141
how else am i going to play with my waifu?

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>it's an enemy lion has the reaction speed of a point defense system episode

>>151041216

I mean this card could be useful because then you can silence your raganros so you can actually tell him where to do his 8-damage attack, instead of him autistically shooting at random things for 8 damage?

plus you draw a card so it's pretty neat? I think? don't know havent played HS since naxxx

>>151041470
Oh I thought they cry about the card because it's powerful or some shit.

I never played hstone.

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>he is a shitter of the game

>>151041050
Ochako is fat! Fat!

>>151040880
It's not the card so much as the signal it sends. Priest has been in the shitter for ages and there is an overwhelming amount of data that indicates its troubles in both arena and constructed. And what does Blizzard do? Create arguably the worst card in the game and two other mediocre cards while giving Druid a 10/10 card and reviving secret paladin as secret Hunter. This card's creation signals dev incompetence and general disregard for the community. There's also a litany of other issues with the upcoming adventure (releasing arguably the worst legendary in the game, filling it with stupid powercreep filler like Thespian, and having no thematic coherence between the cards.
>>151041470
Priest doesn't make it to turn 8 to drop a Ragnaros.

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENEND TO DOTA'S API? It's been what? a week now?? Aren't they milking the player base enough with gambling to have decent servers?

>today is beginning of ti6
>An event once a year I get to enjoy by myself, with friends, and with you on /d2g/
>however, gf wants to hang out but shes on period
>no sex

What do guys? i need an excuse

OG MVP starting in 2 hours? Or is the broadcast starting in 2 hours + bullshit 1hr panel segment before games?

>>151041621
shoot yourself in the foot

>>151041602
They're literally waiting until TI is over anon. Stick with the times.

>>151041621
>butt sex

>>151041642
countdown ends in 2 hours, so add half an hour at least before game starts

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REMINDER THAT THERE WILL BE A GIANT INFLUX OF STREAMKEKS DURING TI

THESE PEOPLE KNOW NEXT TO NOTHING ABOUT THE GAME AND WILL SPOUT THEIR SHIT OPINION AT WILL

BE SURE TO CALL THEM OUT WHEN THEY ATTEMPT TO ACT SUPERIOR BY SAYING MEME WORDS LIKE GAMESHITTING OR OUR GUY

THESE PEOPLE BROWSE TWITCH AND WATCH OTHERS PLAY VIDEO GAMES TO PASS THE TIME LIKE THE DEGENERATES THEY ARE

>>151041621
fuck her butt while watching TI6 with your friends

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>>151041621
tell her ull do it anyways, itll seem like a really romantic gesture

>>151041642
Probably 3 hours until the game

>>151041724
Your shitposting style is so same and boring through out the threads, you are pretty new yourself

>>151041621

Does your gf not have any friends? Needy gfs are shit-tier and usually fuck ugly, you should upgrade faggot.

>>151038207
Nigga's bald and doesn't accept it or his mediocrity in dota.

But subconciously, he knows.

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>be me
>be from south america
>reading these 3k babies complaining about "spics" "slavs" and "subhumans
>laugh at them because they are so bad at the game they need a scapegoat to justify their awfulness

Keep posting guys I truly love 3k babies complain.

>>151041824

You guys think one could go bald from playing too much doter? Stress-related issues and all that. Who's been longer in the scene than Loda?

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>>151041920
its almost entirely genetic fem

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FIX ME

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>>151041897
>tfw i'm a 2k beaner

>>151041920
>will dota make you go bald?
No. He's just got garbage genes.

>>151042096
I thought this item was the hot shit on right clickers just a few patches ago?

What happened?

who here /ready to see yuro's get eternally cucked/ in a few hours?

>>151041897
>be zika infested chimp
>spend half my yearly salary at the banana factory on computer usage so I can pretend to be good
>on deetwogay of all places

>>151033323
some nuts and beer fampai

WHY DO THE ROSTERS LOCK SO EARLY THE GAMES DONT START FOR LIKE 3 HOURS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

When does TI start?

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>>151042149
a better version of it was released

>>151042096

It's still a good mid game item, but something like an active that gives guaranteed slow would be nice.

>>151042158
Depends if youre posting as a NA retard, or as a gooklover.

>no egg being attacked by sperm hero
dota retards?

>>151042149
nerf to ranged hero

only them bought the item

meelees get echo sabre/ manta now

>>151042149
le scaly stat stick happened.

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>tfw Ausfag
>this shit doesn't start until 3 AM

Dotards give me strength.

>>151041920
I don't know if anyone's been on the scene longer, but people have been on the scene for just as long and haven't gone bald. Puppey, Fear and Dendi for example.

>>151042149
dragon lance

>>151041621
tell that bitch to fuck off, obviously

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>>151042096
Give it a flat damage buff like +30 or something OR increase the movespeed bonus to something ridiculous like +25%.

As it stands there's zero reason to buy Sange and Yasha even on melee heroes. The stats of dragon lance are great and you can even keep the item late game as a Hurricane Pike for the free low CD force staff which is great EVEN ON MELEE HEROES.

>>151042129
I don't know senpai, he's got a pretty good face and body type as well as being tall. Balding and his insecure passive aggressive personality is his downfall.

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Whats the best neut for huskar to take over?

Ogre creep?

Tell me, d2g.

>>151042484
why won't hotdposter go pro if hotd is so good?

>>151042349

If you go sleep you'll only miss one BO3 maybe one and a half. Can always watch that shit later.

The knockout games will be way more fun to watch.

>>151042476
>pretty good face
>tall
Are you from some small town walmart 3am shift? He's average, at best, and having that pathetic hairline is dealbreaking.

>>151042484
The purge creep.

>>151042476
>, he's got a pretty good face and body type as well as being tall
balding is genetically transmitted too you dumb fuck

i dont have the pic but lurk more with his family all bad

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>>151042265
It's both pham

>yuro's haven't won a TI since 2013
kek

>>151041807
I'm 23 and she's still in HS lel. Treats me like im a god. yeah tho when I play a game of dota or two and dont text her she gets mad. heHueheuheu

>>151042484

> not taking different creeps at different stages of the game

please fuck off back to bleppit

>>151042684
>best

>>151042640
reminder that OG is 3.5/5 european

>>151042571
How tall is loda, I always thought he was 183-190 cm?
>>151042612
when did I mention it wasn't, dumb fuck.

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>against ogre and necro
>support pulls
>can't get any cs
>get dived
>ask him not to pull
>he still does it

I just want Secret to win, they might disband if they lose this bo1 ;_;

>>151042565
when are the knockout games

>>151042810
If they'll disband after one cycle, and when they're losing, they shouldn't be a team at all.

>>151042675

Getting harassed whilst playing 2 fucking games of doter, isn't really akin to getting treated like a god, but w/e it's your brain cells.

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Hello fellow anime fans!

>>151042343
now you know how eufags felt during majors

i was in a coma for the last 2 years
what should i know to watch this TI with my friends from /d2g/?

>>151042810
it's for best anon, puppey needs to get out of dota already

>>151042810
i hope they win ti, disband, then form speed gaming 2.0 with artour and sing and ee and stuff

actually scratch that. without ee

>>151042860

gosugamers.net/dota2/gosubet#button#slim

I think it's everything after DC/Wings

Starting in about 7 hours

>>151042392

wow, whos the qt mate?

>>151042343
can you post the confused one?
ty ausbro

less than 2 hours dotards

its finally time again

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>>151042783
>see carry at low hp without regen
>pull

ehheheeheh
it was also a single pull

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>mobababbies allowed an underqualified woman who had only started casting a month ago be invited to its most prestigious tournament
Why is your community so pathetic and cucked? Do you have no way to stand up for yourselves?

>>151042343
I'm here with you mate. Let's ride this fucking ship until 2pm together.

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>>151043028
I gotchu familia.

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>>151043043
Can you summarize what's happened in the year after the last TI in DoTA that's good to know for this one?

>>151043119
It is pathetic indeed, but Reddit runs Dota2, not much we can do about it

>>151042392
HEY baqrbosa were you bullied out here why are you still here?

>>151043063
these elections are so bad that voting for trump seems like the lesser evil

>>151043182
Reddit also run LoL
Why is that?

>>151043218
Didn't some CIA guy announce he's running independent? I might just vote him and live with a clean conscience honesty.

>>151043119
Dota 2 is too big now for us to have any impact on its course. Valve will do their thing and we can only hope they are going to dodge that iceberg

>>151043175
teach me how to become a dotard first, then we'll talk

>>151043119
who? i have no idea who's casting other than the usual BTS shitters, toby and v1lat

>>151043218
Lel all elections aren't about voting for the best candidate, just the least worst.

>Swedecucks brag about one pity win that EG gave them

How pathetic

Bets what hero miracle will play

I wish my ping to NA servers wasn't like 100. Would be fun to crush these terribly bad players.

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Spurdo Spärde ebin :DDDD

Fuck battle points

>>151043218
>trump
>evil

nice meme redditfriend

Haven't played doter since the battle pass happened Why the fuck is everyone suddenly running legion commander jungle?

>>151043398
Se Nestepaska sielt mihikää nouse ku Secret 2-0 net jo

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>>151043398

>implying Binnland isnt eliminated in 4 hours

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>>151043398
>DC over Wings

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>>151043398
>VGR
>esc
>winning
cmon anon...

>>151043398
I think they can go pretty far if they get back to form, but I'm afraid they're going to lose the bo1 today. Na'Vi is unpredictable in bo1

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>mfw when reading Ayesee's post

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>>151043316
Yell at Russians in Russian.

>>151043398
>liquid

>>151043246
vastly larger userbase, and thus produces larger profit margins. The killing blow comes from the fact that reddit is collectively fucking retarded and hypocritical, and destroy any game they touch.

>>151043507
Why not, they've done it before

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i kinda want liquid to go far or at least win the whole thing

they are like the lesser of evils compared to other fanbases

and they make sugoi memes too

>>151043175
OG got good enough to win 4v5 so that nolans could finally get his lans

shitrekt got their shit rekted

china is somehow back

kuroky was right

na will forever be shit

navi and alliance are trash no matter what people say

slav teams gone


i think thats pretty much it

>>151042885
say that to my face and not online and see what happens peruvian

>>151043498
delet dis

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>>151043682
If liquid wins teh dotabowl it will herald a new age of spurdoing

>>151043706
is chinks our last hope then?
WHAT TIDE OF EVENTS

>>151043840

You're the saddo that actually "gf'd" a HS girl, next we're gonna find out that you only get to fuck her once in 2 weeks.

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>guy types "farm"
>put my icon over the safelane while i choose a hero
>"haha no, my lane bitch"
>pick support
>single pull and go roam
>"RAPORTA RAPORTA COME HELP PLEASE" as he gets dived

>>151036020
but he has like 5 kids

>>151043931
Do you get to fuck your girlfriend more? :D

xd

>>151043889
Shitquid is literally the least hype team in the tournament.

>>151043557
>falling for attention whoring on le reddito

kys

>>151038846
>resolution

DOESNT LOOK LIKE YOU HAVE ANY RESOLUTION LAMOA

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It's inhouse time, motherfuckers
/d2g/ inhosue
pass: vidya

>>151044036
>runner-ups in two majors
>still no respect for the squad
i guess they aren't flashy enough for the youngsters

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>he fell for the "Stats" meme

>>151044034

10-12 times each week on average. If I get a weekend off, then we don't leave the bed for 2 days.

Step up kiddo.