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>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/news/updates/22824/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
Want to upgrade to the superior DotA clone?: http://www.dotabuff.com/learn/lol

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui

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>he believes MVP will win anything of note
>he is still delusional enough to believe gooks will ever be relevant in dota

put it right here champ.
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First for MVP hwaiting
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>>150953509
____ __ ___
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>>150954004
>>150954072
lmao get fucked gookshitters
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>tfw you have a quarry to settle
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5th for comfy Centaur Jungling
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Not so proud now, huh? Fucking slut, I hope she’s not quite broken yet and she’ll snap. Another 10 pages of tortures and cumfeeding would still be enjoyable.

I know it’s just a fanfiction comics series, but man, it really makes me hate women even more. FoE presents the most perfect of possible worlds, where women know their place. No conflicts, no pointless wars, every man gets a loyal mare he deserves… so there is no need for conflict. Men are satisfied with their lives. It’s easy to love this series :)
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>>150954496
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>>150954532
Denied by tony
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>>150954570
Go take your pills loser.
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EG fucking lost to rats?
Wow.
How's shitrekt doing?
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>>150954753
Puppey is drafting them into holes but they legit outplayed Liquid.
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>>150954532
cent can jungle?
teach me fampai im the kind of edgelord who pick nonmeta heroes

tired of cliff jungling troll now
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>>150954753
>EG fucking lost to rats?
Mason wasn't there to ignore the throw order.
>How's shitrekt doing?
Headed for total breakup. Puppey and Envy are dead weight and Bulba is painfully average. I'd be surprised if they placed in the single digits.
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>>150954876
Go watch Yapzor and Illidan replays.
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>>150954953
>throw order
>they were desperately hitting the ancient while at 100 hp like there was no tomorrow


sure anon, sure
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>>150954876
centaur is full on pub meta
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the peace will end soon
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>>150954716
post tits
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>>150955065
yea thats the point, making the throw believable
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>>150954953
mason is shit

if you think bubla is shit you have no idea about mason

stop forcing him as some kind of savior meme
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>>150954876
>talon and tangoes
>start with return
>get stout asap
>rush vanguard
>infinite jungle sustain
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What's the dee too gay approved sven build?
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I NEED to BREED Auroth.
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I don't think EG is gonna win guys
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>>150955065
>stalling the game waiting for OG vs Navi to end
if Navi scores 1
EG 2-0'ing A will get them Seed #1
when OG 1-0
its basically TIEBREAKER where it matter because you're showing OG another strat/replay

OG won the game 1
>the Throw Order start
risk nothing because #1 and 2 are the same
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>play faceless void
>pretend Im dio brando and that FV is my stand
>when i cast chronosphere I mentally yell STOP TIME and MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
Do I have autism?
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>>150955478
ummm why did the person who wrote the paper also grade their own paper?
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>>150955684
yes
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>>150955703
it's a normie whos living in japan and teaches english
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>out LC has 280 duel damage
>enemy AM has 50 armor
>literally nothing can do any damage to him
>he can permabash
>manavoid does 3000 damage

how the FUCK is this hero balanced?
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>tfw you realize both Secret and NaVi are going to be eliminated tomorrow

SMASH THAT MOTHAFUGGIN LIKE BUTTON >DDDDDD
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>>150955937
Because he is extremely squishy early game but you were too much of a 1k shitter to gank him to prevent him from farming?
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>>150955937
>their ultra late game hero won in the late game
gee i dont know anon
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>>150956001
>na`vi about to suddenly not be EU anymore
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>>150955684
>tfw no Faceless Dio soundmod
Dota is just not the same.
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>>150956036
>he's extremely squishy early game

If only there was an item almost every good AM player builds from stout shield that keeps him tanky and able to farm safely.
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>>150956070
>AM
>ultra late game
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>>150955580
We goin' back to back f am
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>>150955684
>doesn't yell out loud
>doesn't yell za warudo
yea kys
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>>150954496
>tfw some idiot is settling his quarry next door
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>>150956070
>AM
>ultra late game hero

AM's main selling point is with an early BF he can get six slotted by minute 40.
>ultra late game hero
>neutered by bkb and magic resist is only relevant early and mid game when nukes do more damage than right clicks
Sure thing
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>>150955937
LC is shit lategame even if she has a ton of damage
She's better off ratting at that point
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This TI feels no hype - all dead desu
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>>150956334
>feels no hype
>already incredible games/series and probably the best meta of any TI so far
Kill yourself, my man
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>>150956131
he's not invincible you stupid cunt. Stun him and gank him and he will melt.
Stop projecting your shittyness onto the rest of us.
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>>150955684
>>150956291
>no toki wo TOMAREEE

dropped
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>Indians food
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>CR: Is that actually a serious grudge? Like, you go into those games more serious than you normally would?

>Moo - For MiSeRy it is. I don’t care as much. But he definitely does. When we win versus another team we’re hyped up, but when it’s against Secret we’re hitting their throne and he’s jumping out of his chair and banging on the desk. He definitely holds a bit of a grudge.
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so hmm
what counters mirana
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>>150956189
>>150956312
i was memeing you morons
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I can't believe liquid is losing, holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results this week. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck are they losing to secret? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the international is this stacked. I want a future to believe in. I want kuroky to get an aegis. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought they were bootcamping well???? This is so fucked.
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>enemy initiates on my only carry spectre with all they have
>duel, cockdown, fiends grip, spec is getting gangbanged
>not so fasto
>echo stomp their ass and guard greave my spec
>By the anger of the Increate
>enemy team takes fuckton damage and axe chops everyone left alive
>all I have is gg boots and an urn

Based Titan of team fight wins.
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>>150956478
>yfw Secret beats LGD and DC loses to wings and Misery gets to PERSONALLY eliminate Puppey from the tournament
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>>150956478
>I don’t care as much
well obviously you don't since you were never on secret you trashcan
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>>150956442
Damn EE looks so tense right there
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braaa
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OG vs MVP.P 20:30

DC vs Wings 23:30

TnC vs VG.R 02:30

Secret vs LGD 03:30

Fnatic vs Escape 04:30

Na`Vi vs Liquid 05:30

Only good match at start of the day, what a based programming.
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>Live in Europe
>going to have to stay up til 4 o clock to watch the NaVi game
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>150956189
>>150956312

Who is among ultra late game? Dusa, CK, Storm, Void, IMBA spirit, Morphing, Spectre and slark. Did I miss anyone?
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is there any chance of navi beating liquid

they've had surprising upsets in the past and they can play amazingly, but there best is only slightly better than liquids average
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>>150956912
aghs pudge
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>>150956912
Wraith King dummy. Also a seven slotted Clinkz is terrifying to deal with. Same with Drow, Luna and Sniper.
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>>150956912
>storm
no
and you forgot troll and sniper
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>>150956912
AM rekts Morph, Slark, Dusa, Storm, Ember and Void ultra lategame.
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>>150956442
>>150956749
Meanwhile matt is smiling all the way to the bank
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>>150957119
Nobody rekts old Void lategame
Literally impossible not to die to a seven slotted Void if you get Chrono'd
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>>150957067
wraith who
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>>150957278
Comedy croissant man

As much as I dislike WK's design and voice lines in general, I do find "Fire my advisors!" to be a hilarious line.
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Isn’t Dota 2 just that ripoff of league? _
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>>150954496
>tfw you settle your quarry
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When is the main event going to start?
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>>150957616
League improves on just about everything.
Dota2 is like, here let’s remake the same game with slightly better graphics with nothing else changed, then make changes in season 2.
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@150957616
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>>150957217
>What is a kingdom without a king? Just dom.
is this the worst line in the game
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>>150957217
why old void? he has the same right click capabilities
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>>150957616
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>>150957738
>tfw 6.84 is the Season 2 of Dota 2
so that's why Corrupted Icefrog didn't port it to wc3...
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>>150957787
Timelock did x2 damage to units in chrono.
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>>150957787
chrono had much bigger radius
free 25% damage reduction
240 iirc damage in chrono
and it was a time when ww and other bullshit didn't exist
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>>150957704
Are you nigger too retarded to click any of the news links in OP or go to dota2.com?

Fucking kys nigger
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>>150957949
Old timelock only dealt 70 damage. Timelock deals 125 damage now, you're only missing out on like 15 magic damage per bash.

But what really sucks is that his W is so easy to deal with as a carry and adds literally nothing, while his old W was really powerful. It feels like his bash and ult are for one hero, but his Time Walk and Time Dialation is for another.

He's still great as a rightclicker carry, but he doesn't have the durability of Backtrack anymore.
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>>150957787
Old Void didn't need a blink dagger to get off a good Chrono.
Daedalus, MKB, old Abyssal, AC, Mjollnir or Moonshard with a Consumed Moonshard and BoTs and he can kill anyone he wants in under 4 seconds.
Or he could get Aghs instead of a Mjollnir and have 5 seconds every minute to get a free double kill.
Plus Timelock did 140 bonus damage to units inside a Chrono.

>>150957773
Ye
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/6/6d/Wraith_ally_05.mp3
They sure make it pretty obvious that he was the king who summoned QoP though

You know I don't think WK is a bad idea for a hero, it's regrettable that they had to get rid of Leoric because copyright and all, but that didn't mean WK had to be bad.
He's got the whole sadistic undead ruler shtick in most of his lines, I don't get why they had to make him goofy as fuck both in looks and how he talked though.
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>>150957119
AM blink isn't as instant as a blink dagger one so slark presses r, 0 cast time, and rapes your baginapussy with abyssal and and moon shards. Ember, well if he goes full davai mode he may as well 1shot your whole team.

>>150957089
>>storm
>no
With enough bloodstone charges he can zip as much as he wants and kill whatever support is on your team the second he is one step away form his team.

We all forgot one, true king of a oneshot the Kunka
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WHY MUST THESE FUCKING PEOPLE PICK TINKER
WHY CANT THEY FUCKING REMOVE THE HERO ALREADY

THEY PICK IT AND FEED MID, GO DAGON BEFORE BLINK, AND RUIN THE WHOLE GAME BECAUSE THEY FEED 190 DUEL DAMAGE TO A LEGION COMMANDER CUZ WHENEVER HE GOES TO LANE HE JUST FEEDS BECAUSE HE CANT BLINK INTO TREES

WHY THE FUCK ARE THE TINKERS ON MY TEAM ALWAYS THESE FUCKING TRASH PLAYERS BUT THE ENEMY ALWAYS IS A 100000000000000K MMR GOD FUCKI HATE TINKER PICKERS FUCKING HELL HE IS A FUCKING HERO THAT SHOULD BE REMOVED GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
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>>150958317
void was never able to build bash
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>>150957089

I actually think he meant Ember Spirit not Storm

Storm is a fucking pain late game too though since he can ZIP ZAP straight through the fight and murder two supports by himself.
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>>150958475
Player
Behavior
Score
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Your face when you finally get a RAMPAGE?
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>>150958317
>They sure make it pretty obvious that he was the king who summoned QoP though
he isn't, that ecclessiarch king dude was thrown out of a tower while ostarion knew about his death incoming, "The victim of a longevity spell that backfired".
it was in anachronicus too, but they removed it because valve lost the passion for dota when they realized it's not happy fun times everyone is a winner like their other games
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>>150958484
The bash on old abyssal was secondary to the raw damage and guaranteed 2s stun

Gives him a way to secure solokills reliably without chrono
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>>150958484
You got Abyssal for the raw damage and the 2 second bkb piercing stun. It was that item every hard carry built late game because it was an extra 85 bonus damage and a bkb piercing stun.

Although back when it was 100 bonus damage and bashes didn't do bonus damage yeah Void literally couldn't build it. He'd normally get a Satanic or Mjollnir.
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What classifies a "worthless" support? I am talking from a hero stand point. My friend was saying that worthless supports typically don't have a stun or some truly impactful way of changing a situation.

For example, a support like lich. Lich has a ult that is unreliable, easy to play around and easy to avoid or mitigate its usefulness.

LION has two hard disables and a massive reliable nuke. In a perfect world, why would you ever pick lich or lion?

It seems stuns and disables rule dota and if you don't have a stun or disable, you will be fucked.
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>tfw no bike-riding hero
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>>150958694
nah he meant storm
>>150958458
>>150958694
but yeah storm is a good semi carry or whatever you want to call it, he just doesn't compare to old void or spectre though
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>>150958475
>ally plays tinker
>doesn't pop soul ring religiously before every rearm
I honest to gód start begging them to give me control of their hero while I give them mine so I can fucking play him properly.
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>>150958897
because lich is a lane dominator
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>>150958797
>my first Rampage was techies
Many keks was given that day.
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>>150958897
Lich's nukes can be impactful in ways that another follow up disable might not be.
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>no matter what happens tomorrow navi or liquid will be 16th place

not sure who I want to lose more, my mind says liquid but my heart says navi
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>>150959018

>IMBA Spirit
>EHMBAH Spirit
>EMBER Spirit

Pretty sure he meant Xin
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>>150959007
damn he actually drifted like a sick cunt there for a second
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>death count at TI6: 0
>death count at Rio 2016: 1

esports win again
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>>150959125
lad...
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>>150959045

lich doesn't dominate jack shit in lane. His primary nuke is incredibly mana intensive which kind of forces you to level sacrifice up a bit. So you can't really take advantage of maxing nuke.
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>>150958897
It's all up to the flow of the game and what your draft is.
Lich offers you a very strong laning stage and guaranteed denial of exp and gold to the enemy offlaner or carry. Lion offers you good kill potential and some decent harass but he can't dominate a lane the same way Lich can. Plus, Lich has an extremely strong aoe slow that can't be purged, even by spell immunity, on a very low cooldown. It's not a hard disable but it's guaranteed 4 seconds of kite against a melee hero if Lich can land it before the carry pops bkb, and Ice Armor is strong as fuck at all stages of the game.

If I wanted to protect an Anti Mage and get him guaranteed farm in the safe lane I'd want a Lich.
If I wanted to kill an enemy Anti Mage I'd want a Lion.
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>>150959234

tl;dr
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>ywn backtrack finger of death again
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>>150959320
the reason he dominates lane is sacrifice not frost blast
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>>150959031
>ally hovers old arc warden
>"can I play arc warden I'm a spammer and win 80% of games"
>he instalocks arc warden
>he buys divine rapier
>say "LEAVE RAPIER IN STASH IF YOU LEAVE FOUNTAIN OK?"
>"yeah sure ok"
>leaves base with the rapier when we're not there and instantly dies to a riki + legion gank
>begs us to get his rapier back
>he does it again within 10 minutes of it happening

some people are beyond help
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>>150959231
How can anyone get into the olympics? Unless you follow every sport and athlete isn't it literally just an /int/ shitposting extravaganza?
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>>150959007
>tfw no ghost hero
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>>150959320
>go 2-1-2-1
>enemy carry eats a 200 damage nuke every 4 seconds
>regain 225 mana every second creepwave
>if they try to jump on you or your carry or trade with you take a 30% move and attack speed slow for 2 seconds
>then you poop on them with your Q and they have a 60% moveslow for 2 seconds and a 30% moveslow for 2 more seconds, letting you outtrade the fuck outta them

Nah Lich is a super strong lane dominator.
Also if you're having mana problems as Lich (you shouldn't dude has free fucking mana cmon) get a Soul Ring and go 3-1-1-1.
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>>150959320
Is this bait?
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>>150959575
>isn't it literally just an /int/ shitposting extravaganza?

yeah it's really just a shitposting festival

and we joke about not having parents that forced us into a sport since we were 5 years old.
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>>150953509
Is matching making busted guys? I come back after 3 months and I can't find a bot match after 10 mins of searching.
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>>150959231
Did he really die? Source?
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>>150959320
>>150959619
Oh and a 200 damage nuke is very relevant when you're denying half the experience of every second creepwave before it even gets close to them. You'll be level 6 while they'll be level 4.
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>>150959620
>>150959619

and then they buy a rain drop and fuck you. Congrats.
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>>150959847
Free XP from ranged creep almost every minute you dense motherfucker.
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>>150959847
>they spend 225 gold to not get forced out of lane
>30 seconds later you've completely expended all of their raindrop charges
>you still have mana

What's the next step of your master plan?
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How the hell did this slut manage to get on a TI pre-show with my boy Grant?
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>>150959958
probably crying on reddit baout how lich is broken
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>>150959773
But bot matches start loading instantly since they're local, no matchmaking necessary???????
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>>150959996
that is a man
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Is 5k considered being a good player
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Will the LC questline ONLY be completable during the TI battlepass?
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>>150960074
god i hope so
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>>150960074
That's Reinessa a real and very unstable girl.
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>>150960094
Where do you put the bar for 'good'?
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>>150960238
5k apparently
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>>150960074
God I want her to sit on my dick
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>>150960238
Not throwing myself at the enemy team and blaming my team for dying. I consider it good if you don't do that.
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Leave secret to me
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How long until arcana vote end?
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>bone7 playing carry
>he gets a single offlaner that gets zoned by the supports
>i play carry
>lich mirana dual offlane or some similarly retarded shit
really makes you think
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>>150960513
>has this cutie as a wife
>leaves him because no time
Be honest. Are videogames better than sex?
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>>150960460
then no
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>>150960668
I wish kaipi would kick bone7, he always loses them games
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>>150960460
even 2k people can do that
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>>150960585
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What are some skills that get longer cooldown the higher level it is?
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>winning a game where you whole team feeds including you while flaming eachother
>all thanks to the enemy team getting cocky and your team getting its shit together
woah niggas, these games make me cry and masturbate at the same time lads
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>>150960978
io being voted this high honestly triggers me desu
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>>150960668
3k and 4k MMR are hell for those reasons because 3k and 4k players aren't trying to be efficient laners they are playing Dota 2 the hero brawler/HotS.

They don't give a fuck about EXP or CS they just want kills.

So pick Jugg/Ursa/LS and rape them in lane when they overcommit or dive.
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when will the diffusal meme end
it's the best damage item in the game currently for agi heroes
when will icefraud make daedalus great again
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>>150960819
>No time
She probably divorced him because he didn't do well enough at the last TI. The timing was pretty fishy.
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>>150961269
pick sven
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>>150961269
never
why would you get a shitty crit when you get a 65 damage item as long as your target has mana left
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what's the meme mmr climber hero right now
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>>150961053
it was rigged anyway
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>>150961695
Colored contacts?
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>>150961695
Looks like a crack whore.
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>>150961695
delete this
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DING DING DING MOTHERFUCKER.
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>>150961695
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>>150962123
>EG gets put in the ez modo group
>be surprised when they win games
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>vlads blink on carry void
i ope bone7 suffers a brutal and painful injury in the soon future
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i made it from 2.5k

ty random venge spammer who talks like envy over the mic like a homo
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>>150961053
Get fucked you stupid buycuck.
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>>150962306
aren't you the local slut
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Hey Now,
With the main event of TI6 starting tomorrow, we thought it best to make a nice little condensed post to share what the /d2g/ team will be doing both at the venue and online for the event. Yay things!

TI6 /d2g/ sticky general thread
Through the event, we will be updating a /d2g/ thread from Key Arena. This will be packed full of little digital goodies straight from the event floor. Also news, spoilers, and updates.......but mostly memes.
Find that here and at the top of reddit all week.

/d2g/ Snapchat
If you're a cool kid, you're probably over the twitters and the instas for your social media consumption. Or maybe you just love to look at snapchat stories while ya poop. Whatever I wont judge ya buddy. Regardless, follow 'd2g' on snapchat for stories all week. Maybe if you ask nicely, psg will send you kawaii selfies.

Meet Up Thursday @ Gameworks
Thursday night. 9pm. Gameworks downtown Seattle. Come hang out with some channers. Play some games or just get wasted. Don't make me be there all alone; it will bring back some high school lunch PTSD.

Survival Guide
All the information you would ever want to know about the event is here in our survival guide so hopefully tis a good resource for some of ya.

@bigfutacock on twitter
For those looking for an alternative to their d2g twitter needs and maybe wants to see cap's photography.

Aaaand that's that. If you'll be at the arena, feel free to try and engage in awkward conversation with us. Here's to an amazing week of main event madness. <3
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>>150961665
A lot of different heroes.

Here are some heroes that are basically free win if YOU do well, and your team do NOT megafeed:

Carries: Sven, Juggernaut, Slark, Ursa, ARC FUCKING WARDEN, Riki also sort of works (kind of bad push, like Slark)
Offlaners and Supps: Elder Titan, Omniknight, Necrophos, TIMBER FUCKING SAW
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>>150961665
it's literally never been anything but omniknight
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Reminder if you think Arteezy is a bad player or a team ruiner you've browsed too much Reddit and you absorb their opinions too easily.

>b-but EG at TI4!!
Not his fault, all of EG fucked up the semifinals, especially ppd with his shit drafting vs VG memepush lineup

>b-but Secret at TI5!!
He was the best carry in the world at the time, as recognized by many other players, rest of Secret shat the bed besides Zai who also played out of his mind.

>b-but EG during Frankfurt/Shanghai!!
Did pretty good, 3rd place both times, could've won it but saving fucking retards meta favored OG and Shanghai was a fluke.

>b-but Secret at TI6!!
Puppey has obviously lost it and is a mere shadow of his former self while EE is being even more autistic than usually. Bulba exists.

Arteezy is still one of the best players in the world who just has some commitment issues. Spouting shitty memes about him destroying teams is both revisionist history and Reddit.
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>>150962467
>slark
>bad push

wat
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>no spook hero
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>>150962306
>spamming rightclick heroes and omni
you did nothing. Come back with versatility >8.
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>>150962434

what the fuck is with this stupid redditor shit christ lmao ?
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>>150961665
for me at least omninigger

>massive damage
>free bkb
>free invincibility
>free win if game goes long enough to get aghs
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>>150962528
>rtzdicksucker.txt
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>>150962467
>forgetting luna "here's aghs in your eye" the mayonnaise saleswoman
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>>150962534
>most slarks build no damage because they fucking retarded "FREE STATS"
>pathetic damage output without essence shift against towers
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>>150962306
See you soon cutie.
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>>150961695
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>>150962702
You don't need damage to take down towers if you can clear creep waves with 3 seconds.

The creeps you push with will do the damage.
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>>150962658
You didn't even try to prove me wrong.
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>>150962238
>ez mode
>when DC and EHOME were considered dumpster tier before TI happened
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>>150961695
he deleted it

the absolute madman
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>>150962697
based eclipseposter
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>>150962306
I remember your name from somewhere. Ive seen it somewhere, and i cant remember where. Prior to this and to week ago or so when i said this aswell.. I just cant remember
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>>150962707
REEEEE YOU PROBABLY CALIBRATED AT 5k AND THEN PLAYED SOME GAMES AND NOW YOU PLAY UNRANKED ALL DAY TO PRESERVE YOUR E PEEN

I CAME FROM THE STREETS
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>>150962850
>Group A
>Group B

ye

i'm looking forward to your damage control when EG gets eliminated early on.
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>>150962528
I felt a lot less judgemental of him once PPD started doing vlogs then interviews. That dude is a massive fucking tool. He even came right out and said in his interview with Slacks and Hotbid that he's a megacunt of a captain and that's why Artour keeps leaving
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>bone losing because of his dogshit void build
nice
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>>150962528
while i agree mostly i cant figure out why he'd jump ship from EG because of 3rd place finishes
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>>150962908
was it gsg

or civ iv

or some battlefield thing
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>>150962707
That girl is from what anon?
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>>150962528
tfw arteezy has the same facial hair pattern as you
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>>150961283
shes a whiny bitch
the reason she divorced him was xiao has more time playing dota than sex

both of them are rich , the wife's face is normal in chinksland you know what i mean
without a wife, its actually winwin for xiao8
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>>150962528
>ITS NEVER MY FAULT T-RUST ME GUYS !!!!11

lmfao, enjoy that 16th place
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>>150963145
Nop.. Could be we played dota together over a common friend? Did you maybe play any roguelike?
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>>150963003
I calibrated 3675 back when ranked was introduced and pros were all at 4.2k-4.5k. Climbed to 4k and quit ranked until recently so kind of right but I still play a more stable and smart carry than most people here.
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is there greater feeling than killing a massive creepwave in a few well placed cleave hits?
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IF SECRET LOSE TOMORROW I SWEAR TO GOD IM QUITTING THIS SHIT FUCKING GAME FOREVER
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>>150963117
everyone remembers winners, no one remembers 3rd place. he wants to cement his status as one of the best players in dota and the only way to unequivocally do that is win a TI
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>>150962528
but reddit is full of rtc fangays who thinks he can do no wrong
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>>150963248
Our generals are full of shitposters and batotofags these days please don't come.
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>>150963435
>>150962528
the
>le back asnd forth between le eg and secret
meme is really bad

literally
_literally_
the only reason EG was _forced_ to take him back was because alex garfield had a lot invested in merchandise and wanted his twitch following

alex has always been the man pulling the strings, just like he's instructed EG to throw in multiple TI now just to make sure his other, lesser, teams get into upper bracket/etc.
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>>150963716
No it's not, it's full of RTC haters that make a thread every time Secret loses reminding how Arteezy always single-handedly ruins every team that he's on
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Will liquid do it?
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>>150963940
>haters

You sounds like a 15 year old girl defending a popstar

I swear arteezy is the worst thing to happen to dota ever
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>>150962528
>RTZ leaves EG
>EG wins DAC and TI5

>RTZ leaves Secret
>Secret wins Shanghai Major

>RTZ rejoins Secret
>Secret gets last place at Manila Major
>Secret gets last place at TI6

Really makes you think doesn't it
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redpill me on the following items and heroes

1. Is venomancer useless? He is my favorite hero but I am deeply bothered by his squishy body.

2. Is bracer a decent item? I never EVER see people buy it? ever.

3. Is there any position that really just involves fighting enemy heroes? I don't mind supporting but I don't want to carry either. but I want to fight people.

4. Are some "supports" just total shit? Like isn't sky wrath a support? He seems shitty as a support though.
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>>150964162
>3. Is there any position that really just involves fighting enemy heroes? I don't mind supporting but I don't want to carry either. but I want to fight people.

OGRE MAGI
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>>150962528
Arteezy is the only constant
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>>150964162
>3. Is there any position that really just involves fighting enemy heroes? I don't mind supporting but I don't want to carry either. but I want to fight people.
play roaming pudge its pretty fun
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>>150964236
>2. Is bracer a decent item? I never EVER see people buy it? ever.
it's the typical "i'm heavily feeding and i need hp to live just a little bit longer"
>3. Is there any position that really just involves fighting enemy heroes? I don't mind supporting but I don't want to carry either. but I want to fight people.
BRUHAHA
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>>150964162
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WXMfM6QxpA

copy this guy, he's really good
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>>150964047
Yeah, Arteezy told Puppey to start drafting like shit, Arteezy forced EE to play the worst he ever has on his career, Arteezy is the reason why Bulba thouhg is on the team.

Muh golden boys Puppey and Universe can do no wrong.
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>>150962528
>t. Leddit

in every team theres always a player who shine the most and its RTZ we know hes good but not the best now
your dicksucking skills are too good that you cant see every play made by his teammates and thinking the other 4 are dragging him down

even Wings mid or maybe VGR Nono is on par to him

hope EE-sama leave secret for good
hes the only one im cheering for this team
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>>150964356
Puppey and EE are shit but they managed to win Shangai without him, wether they want to admit it or not there's clearly something about RTZ that just destroys team cohesion
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>>150964437
EE is literal shit worst player on secret by far
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>>150962528
Agree on TI4 EG and both Secrets so far, but post-TI5 EG had RTC written all over it. Not him alone, his feud with ppd and sumail clearly were the main thing but he brought that shit upon himself (all of EG did really)

3rd places don't really matter when you look at the whole context of how they performed and what the actual level of the tournaments was
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>>150964162
Veno isn't useless, but there are better supports to pick and offlaners too. Plus, with the introduction of Glimmer Cape, his offensive potential is vastly minished, plus this meta relies around regeneration (with heroes such as Slark and timber being strong), and Abyssal being a lategame item granting 20 HP regen, it makes VenoMancer's power level lower than normal metas allow for him to become.

Bracer is SHIT. Don't fucking buy it. Drums is SHIT (unless you are a support who needs int and some movespeed for some dumbass reason you fucking noob)

If you want to fight, participate in more fights. You can't have a fight without a teamfight, and if you want ot fight more, CARRY A TP SCROLL AND TP TO FIGHTS THAT ARE ALMOST STARTING, you sound pretty new so it's easy to forget.

Skywrath is a good support, but in lower brackets, many supports end up being ATMs for the enemy slark, riki and juggernaut. It's better to pick an annoying and powerful hero who isn't that easy to kill and can still teamfight well while getting support items.

Roles aren't set in stone, this isn't league, Nyx can easily transition into a core with a full on aghs build, but yes, there are a lot of supports that aren't very good in pubs right now, for example ones that rely on teamwork and synergy with your team.
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>>150964162
>1. Is venomancer useless? He is my favorite hero but I am deeply bothered by his squishy body.
jungle venomancer look it up
>squishy body
lmao why do u plan on surviving nerd how r u going to enjoy ure 72 virgins when yr alive
>2. Is bracer a decent item? I never EVER see people buy it? ever.
ancient builds, theres a fuckton of proper midgame items now, better go for glimmer cape or raindrops the best item in the game
>3. Is there any position that really just involves fighting enemy heroes? I don't mind supporting but I don't want to carry either. but I want to fight people.
roamer kinda fits, but theres always going to be downtime you'll want to spend bopping creeps
>4. Are some "supports" just total shit? Like isn't sky wrath a support? He seems shitty as a support though.
yes, swm is a flying exp tome
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>>150964437
I don't think he's 100% not to blame for some weak plays but he's definitely doing better than certain other players on Secret but gets blamed far too much

It's pretty much a circlejerk now
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>>150964618
He was one of the best carries in the world from Frankfurt to Shangai and I'm not even a Secret fag I hope they crash out at 16th
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>entire enemy team tps wherever I go
>my team shows up 45 seconds later after I leave and feeds

what mmr do people understand how making space works?
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>>150964618
no one realize that when hes leading C9 or before the RTZ+EE Secret
thanks to RTZfags my Animu-sama are getting shit and blames
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>>150964162
1. Core venomancer is game losing unless you're so far ahead the enemy can't kill you every single fight. As support he's underwhelming past laning stage but provides high utility and can defend pretty well with wards. Exceptional at screwing over blink initiators who like to hide in trees

2. Bracer is a great way to tank up a bit when you have a lot of slots open and aren't likely to fill them soon. Usually only bought when you're getting your shit nuked as a support and losing pretty hard. Otherwise building an urn or something is more practical.

3. Position 4 roamer: Riki and Spirit Breaker are my favorites. Offlaners that go off to fight at 6 are good as well: Nyx, Sand King, Pudge

4. Not really, all heroes in the game serve a distinct purpose and if they suck you misdrafted them or they're too high skill for you.
>>
jungle brewmaster is comfy.
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>>150964653
Well, in my opinion EG could've definitely taken Shanghai, it could've gone either way especially because of how badly Secret had been performing post-Frankfurt. In fact, that's the reason they kicked w33 and Misery despite the Shanghai win
>>
Reminder that Dota is like a bathtub, and water is farm.

In high MMRs supports are the people who stay out so that the carries can get washed.

In low MMRs it's a lot like high MMR, except instead of 5 adults you have 5 babies, so there's plenty of water for everyone, and one of them probably drowned by now.
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>20 word essay about arteezy due tomorrow
>cant think of a LAN he has won that wasnt a honeypot
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>>150964971
that's my point though, eg could have "taken" shanghai only because of what the competition was (na'vi still rebuilding, china in shambles, liquid unproven and somewhat ignored, secret performing badly, og in a slump after frankfurt)

shanghai is the lowest-level valve even in history along with dac in terms of how the teams were performing relative to the adyacent tournaments
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>>150964668
>Drums is SHIT
What about on invoker? I find drums pretty good for pushing because of forge spirits. The early movespeed you get with an early windlace is much needed too.
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>>150965142
so only players that have won TI are good?

what kind of 2k logic is that
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>>150964728
That's because he could bop creeps for 40 minutes while w33 & co. did 90% of the work then swagger in six slotted and finish things

Also back then puppey gave EE carries with panic buttons on so he could survive when he overextended.

Envy is a fucking joke
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WHY IS DOTA SO FUCKING GAY

HOLY SHIT
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>"Upgrade" Wind Lace into Drums
>Even on Enchantress, lose ms
Why is this shitty item allowed to exist?
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>>150964981
>play alch
>team refuses to let me farm and steals to whatever lane or camp I am farming
>tell them that I will play support if they dont want me to farm
>"alch no"
>they keep doing it so I sell almost all my items and buy aghs and wards
>lose

feels good to ruin a game for retards who dont deserve to win
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>>150965321
me on the right
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>>150965321
>redEYE is a manlet

FUCK
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>>150965321
based desu
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>>150965323
because reddit cried about how aquila drums and veil were op
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>>150965321
No Yames to keep all the faggots in line.
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>>150965530
I'd be gay too if that blue haired thing was what I had to go home to.
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>>150965285
well either way it worked. but then Puppey decided to fall for the "RTZ is good" meme and ruin the entire team and secure himself a 16th place finish at Manila and TI6.
>>
>>150965321
cap is starting to look like tobi more and more
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>on team secret stream
>people defending EE

Give me one valid reason why he's not the worst carry picker in the pro scene right now and I'll give whoever convinces me a $50 steam card.
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Friendly reminder: That Peruvian you're mad at is actually a public account at a South American netcafe that literally hundreds of different people play on because they just leave it logged in
And when their time is up they just abandon and leave
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>>150965667
I don't think puppey has been in control for a while. It seems like Envy and the turk are running the show now and puppey is doing his damnedest to get out
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>>150965689
Arteezy exists
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>>150965689
he isnt the worst carry because you exist
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>>150965321
>redeye is a gnome
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>>150965769
Yeah I know fuck peru and fuck valve for letting these shit skin fucktards come in and shit all over and then fuck off like they owe us nothing. This is why we have borders IRL.
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>>150965821
>worst carry picker in the pro scene
>in the pro scene
>pro scene

T-t-thanks anon, I didn't think I was that good
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>>150965689
boner7 is still a professional carry player
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>>150965689
Team Secret post TI5 up until RTZ joined
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>>150965942
>worse than envy
>good
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>>150962306
I am 3k, is grinding to 4k even worth it? There is a stark difference between 2 and 3k, but you still get some dense retards on daily basis.
>>
How do we fix Chaos Knight?
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>>150965973
Please don't bully Bone-chan.
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>>150966117
Make trolls be able to have branded claws
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>>150966089
this whole game isnt worth it
>>
>>150966117
Stop playing him as a safelane farming illusion carry and just fuck people up nonstop until their ancient blows up
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>>150966117
Play him as a fight starter and gank 500 lanes while the real pos 1 carry puts you on his strong manly shoulders
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>>150966089
>>150966247
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>>150966117
create a smurf to play him and wisp simultaneously as a dual mid
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>>150966117
Reality Rift can target ground, pulling in an enemy unit (prioritizes heroes) closest to the center in X area of effect.
icefag don't hire me
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>>150966117
>>150966187
WAIT I THOUGHT THIS WAS /RLG/
Lmao, fuck it
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>>150965689
Because Beesa is playing the carry.

Email the code to [email protected]

Thanks
>>
So in order of magnitude what have been the biggest chokes at TI so far
For me:
Swindlez drafting
EE drafting
Kuro Drafting
S4's solo deaths on mid

am i missing any
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>>150966857
EE always losing his lane
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>>150966857
is s4 choking really considering choking when it's what he normally does?
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>>150966857
EG throning
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>>150966857
EG vs Alliance game 1
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>>150966857
Puppey has been draftin the whole time fuck off Puppey apologist
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>>150967036
But that went just as planned
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>>150966857
Thinking about it it does seem like the drafting has been the weakest thing for quite a few teams. Lot of meme picks based on what's popular and not things that would win the game
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>>150966857
When did EE draft?
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tf is wrong with their eyes
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>>150967083
>>150967181

okay

Team Secret's drafting

i thought EE was the one making drafting calls from a few tournaments ago
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>>150967110
Oh yeah, let's not forget Liquids AMAZING draft with 4 melee heroes + void, combined with 3 STR heroes vs Timber
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>>150967181
never it's puppeyapologists who try to claim "b-bit EE was drafting" when Puppey gets exposed for a shitter and a fraud.

go back and watch the vods Puppey has been drafting the whole time
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>>150967308
anime overdose
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>>150967308
god pie is such a cutie
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Wait swindlezz is out?
why are you happy, i thought he was our jew
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>>150967308
I want to cum in Pie's eyes
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>>150967460
kys swindlezz
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>>150967460
no he is hontrash
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>>150967460
he's a cunt and watching him getting gang raped by abed was hilarious
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>>150967460
only jew that is our jew is the fitjew
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>>150966857
What about Maybe and his choice aghs uses on alch?
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>>150967460
I only like Swindlezz when he beats PPD because I know that hurts PPD the most.
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well ?
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Hey guys, i need some reddit karma. Please post the official /d2g/ movie poster for 6.88.
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All these easy (you)s

it feels good to be back d2g

lolg mhg and xcg arent this responsive to me normally
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>>150967747
fuck off slacks
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>>150967649
>>150966857
Maybe's AM while Aggresif went mid. Holy shit what a trainwreck.
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@150967757
>he doesn't know about the home of the eziest youvotes on the internet - /a/
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my 2k friend bought a battle pass and gifted me one so im doing some of this international ranked with him.

i hope every game is going to be this fun

and why the fuck didnt the 3 minute phase boots count?
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I think liquid will win TI
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>>150967757
let me guess you either make retarded statements that people call you out on or ask questions that people answer honestly then claim epic trole
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hey
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>>150967717
enigma
>>
So where do I see how many fantasy points a player got for each given day? For example, how do I see iceiceice's points from aug 04, day 2 of the group stage?
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>>150967886
a (you) ios a (you)
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>>150967717
AM
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>>150968036
A (You) calling you a retard is no (You) at all.
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>>150968058
>>150967975
nope, dark seer
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>>150960415
>>150959996

Wow. Another whore who's absolutely unattractive without makeup.

Why can't Dota 2 scout out actual naturally attractive girls?
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>>150967715
PPD has said he doesn't care about their beef anymore
and why would he
dudes a millionaire now
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>>150968217
youre supposed to post bad builds
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This game sucks.
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>>150968347
XD
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heroes that shit on slark besides morphling go
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>>150967836
>bait
you need to win
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What custom games have you been playing recently?
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>>150968503
legion commander, storm spirit
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>>150968023
please respond
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>watching bone7 stream
>guy insists that arteezy, bone7 and EE is relevant

am I being baited?
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>>150963816
what's wrong with batoto
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>>150968503
magina
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>>150968503
legion commander
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>>150964162
1. He kinda needs levels and farm but cant carry and usually suicides to use his ult. He can win games pretty often and conveniently in very good hands though. Also can go jungle.

2.Really bad alone. Doesnt build into anything of notice. Still the best if youre losing like 0 to 30 and havent given up.

3.Roaming. Pick a fat fuck ogre and hit people.

4. Some "shitty" supports are just better as cores. I cant point a finger on an absolutely worthless support. Lich on my memory loses a lot of games because he cant do much after laning stage.
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>>150968748
>He kinda needs levels and farm but cant carry and usually suicides to use his ult. He can win games pretty often and conveniently in very good hands though. Also can go jungle.
of course veno can farm you idiot, ata level 5 you can farm any fucking camp in a few seconds
also get midas for levels
build is boots > aquila > midas > aghs > blink > veil
grab tomes if needed
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>>150966857
FATA getting cucked by his own radiance/acid spray twice in a row during high ground push. Just turn it off, don't use acid spray, win game.
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>>150968690
Some people there are just shitheels who think it's fine to fill threads with garbage posts and borderline spam because the moderation isn't as strict.

We had good generals back in 2014 and even 2015 but now it's awful.
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>>150968865
>come close to veno
>he dies
>good thing he can farm!
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>>150968503
Jakiro, Leshrac, Legion commander, Storm spirit, Pugna, Shadow demon
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>>150969061
leddit refugees and anime shitters
literally no place to talk about this game anymore
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>>150965856
I need to know if that is a man or not
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Is Artoozy Babaevsky still our guy?
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>>150969185
looks like ashe.maree
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>>150965321
MOMMY MILK WITH SEXY LEGGINGS
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>>150969179
We're talking about a manga site fuck off.
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>>150969185
https://twitter.com/bluegoesmew/status/660616212926230529
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>>150969336
t. aforementioned anime shitter
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>>150969434
>1 follower you know
>James Harding
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>sheber
>soeb

Gross.
>>
ded thred
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>secret starting in loser's bracket with everything on the line
>EG in upper bracket as the final bosses

This is setting up as the ultimate anime storyline.
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>>150970870
secret wont even beat lgd
>>
Boy it sure is hard to talk about Carry/Jungle Centaur now with all these animeNEETs around. I bet you chickenhead mother Fulkerson didn't know SingMeme was playing with Xcalibur, you fans just want to complain about shit being bad instead of trying to make it good.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4wkefc/godz_ranked_top_3_fantasy_challenge_waow/

hehehehe

Great meme, /d2g/.

I love the original content that's made around here.

Truly the prime example of the le epic gulag experience!

Thanks a lot, fellow gulaguites!

GOLEM GET LE IN GONE.
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>>150969434
jew dick has been in there
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>>150971286
DELET THIS
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I want to cuddle with adelaide
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>>150971490

Fuck off, gaylord.
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>>150971119
Arteezy's said on stream he plays the best when his back is against the wall and everyone expects him to lose.

You underestimate the power of nakama.
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>>150971286
i want to kiss this cute anime
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>>150971582
Arteezy has been playing decently throughout the groupstage
I would worry more about EE bulbul and puppey
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>>150971286
>there are actual redditors on this board
I thought it was a joke
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Let's say somehow EG v Alliance will be the grand finals and you suddenly turned into Alex Garfield , who would you order to throw?
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>>150972138
Alliance because EG are more shitskin and Alex likes his little brown bastards
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>>150972138
why bother when garfield wins all the same
he is the sav1or after all
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>>150972138
>letting a country of cucks who let muslims rape their women win anything
>giving Kelly more than 1 million dollars to gold dig out out of Loda so she can raise his girlfriend's sons

Why would you do that?
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>>150972006
nope, you'd be surprised. they actually think they aren't hated.
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Are >we going to play Diabotical or then new Quake MOBA?
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>>150972138
no one will notice if they let EG win
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>>150972351
>eg is 2 shitskins
>alliance 0
>somehow swedes are the cucks
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>>150972507
Nobody on EG literally raises their wife's sons
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what if there was an item like Bloodstone but for HP regen?
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>>150972720
>literally imported a muslim terrorist straight from pakistan
?
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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
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Ohayou Gozaimasu Mina-san! I'll be joining your Dota squad for the next year, let's do our best nakama.
>>
>When a unit dies, most buffs and debuffs on it are removed. However, in cases where a hero's respawn timer is 0, no dispel is applied.
does that mean that if you get, say, doomed and die with 25 bloodstone charges you respawn still doomed?
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>>150972507
You're right about EG having literal shitskins but at least they were raised by their REAL parents and not like that other guy from the Swedish team
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>>150972386
>hating reddit
you're the reddit.
i dont even think about reddit.
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>>150954004
To be fair they've progressively done better each TI, getting in the upper bracket is actually a new achievement.
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>>150973543
How the fuck did Kelly birth a normal human.
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>I have to watch highlight clips of the group stages to fill this dota void
can it be tomorrow afternoon already
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>>150973543

>The little shit doesn't even call him Dad.

How is it even possible to be this pathetic?
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>>150973874
>gulagites way of saying kelly's kid is cute
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>>150973536
I just tested

the death timer never goes below 5 seconds with bloodstone
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>>150973874
The asian womb was literally designed for white seed
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>>150973543
>that pic

holy shit you literally CANNOT make this shit up
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>>150973985
I call my step-father and step-brother by their first names.
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how bad is mine?
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>>150973543
yeah not going to deny that
it's just funny seing americans call out swecucks while cheering for a team with sumail on it
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>>150966798
Beesa will always be my favourite carry.
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>>150974197
I call me real dad by his first name because im not a giant faggot
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>>150974018
but i'm fairly sure i've seen plenty of instant respawns
is this a recent change?
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>>150974348
I alternate w/e
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>>150962528
>got kicked for singsing at kaipi
lmafo
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>>150974215
At least you didn't have TNC beating VG and MVP
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is yawar a shitskin
i need to know before i can watch his stream
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>>150974237
It's better to get suicide bombed than cucked, senpai. That's why I won't vote for trump. He concentrates on muslims instead of keeping the cucks out, America will never be great again.
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>>150974535
he's Sumail's brother so no ;^)
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>>150969061
>even 2015
anyone have the screenshot?
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>>150974636
It was only really after Auction Raid arc that generals went downhill.
>>
>Get shit on in the offlane, give up 4 deaths.
>End up coming back from it instead of tilting and winning.
Any better feel?
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>>150974602
i knew that name was fishy
thanks for the tip broseph i'll watch some russian instead
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>>150974535
have you ever met anyone named yawar that wasn't a shitskin
>>
is it me or does hurricane pike not work sometimes ?
I died once or twice using it on a hero and my hero walked towards them for what seemed like an eternity and got way too close for it, I don't get it
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>>150974810
>come back
>it's not enough to carry your team
no worse feel
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>>150974215
kek/10
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>>150973657
someone literally just posted a reddit thread you retard
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>>150974215
This man thinks secret will beat anyone
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re:150968208

t. man who has given up many youvotes in his days to 4chanians
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How did Sumail and Yawar manage to buy cosmetics before EG?
Was sumailDad rich or something?
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r8 no h8
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FORCED 50 IS __________
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>>150962541
playing anything other than a core under 5k is hell, trust me.
I say that as a pos4-5 main

You just rely on a russian to not kill himself everytime he tries to split push.
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>Navi fans will commit suicide tomorrow
this might just be the best TI yet
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>>150975110
These whole threads have been reddit for years now, retard.
How is that any different.
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>>150974810
saying gg ez after the other team said that same thing thinking they had won
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>>150975254
I am a navi fan and ill die for them but this is PRETTY optimistic my friend
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>>150972507
the son of my wife
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>>150975246
nonwhites are not good with money
same reason all niggers have the latest iphones and airmaxes while living off welfare in some ghetto
>>
24h till esports

should i freeze myself
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>>150974090
It's not Loda's kid. The father's a Singaporean guy, though Kelly doesn't know who. She whored around too much.
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@150974570
>you will never be this much of an insanely assblated gigaNEET
>>
>>150975476
19.5h actually
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>>150975476
The science to unfreeze you is not there yet.
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seems like is impossible to win games against slark.gonna have to pick that shit every time hes banned for now on :/
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>>150975638
stream starts 30min late, shitposting with sheever 1h, forced memes with slacks 2h game starts 1h late
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>>150975528
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>>150975528
Does this mean Loda is literally raising some other man's daughter
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>>150975304
confirmed not real

git gud
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>>150968503
how does morphling shit on slark
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>>150975796
this is the future >we chose
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>>150975796
>he doesn't know about Loda being cuck incarnate
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>>150975960
Yes. He is every meme about Sweden come to life.
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>>150975528
>Loda a Swedish man is literally raising another brown man's kid
my sides hurt over here, I at least thought the kid was his
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>posts animeNEET shibboleths
>claims not to be a NEET
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>>150975960
>he thought the sweden jokes were just a meme

Wait until you find out about the jews
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>>150976404
>False Promise.webm
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Fuck THIS shit quest to oblivion. Yes, because 3 patches after nerfing the shit out of leshrac in 6.85, let's just never buff him again, and then FORCE people to play him! AMAZING!

Wanna rush Octarine? What are you, trash? It's garbage to rush, and not that great on lesh to begin with, it doesn't solve any of his issues with being a squishy little shit. "Oh but you get 400 HP right" for only FIVE THOUSAND SEVEN HUNDRED gold?? WOW! What a steal!

This quest is STUPID and DUMB. Either you finish to fast to do it or get stomped.
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>>150976357
Great logic, retard.

I wonder what your IQ is like.

No wonder you can't even win at a easy ass game like this shit, LOL

Stay a loser forever.
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>first time Adelaide posting
>get banned for 3 days
>didn't get the chance to shitpost during EG choke and Secret performance
Hey at least I learned my lesson and I can now join TI shitposting.
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>>150976404
Don't worry anon! I had the same win/loss ratio when I had less than 100 hours in this game!
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>>150976404
It's forced fiddy
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>>150975528
>>150975796
>>150976106
>>150976005
>>150975960
>>150976243
hello posters from another website

thanks for the reminder that the gulag needs an update
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>riki ragequits
>rest of the team abandons
>reported

nice

I feel like if you are in a stack you should forfeit the right to report people, since it's so easy for you to just cycle reports and fuck over the other guy every single time

retard clarification: cycling reports means that only ONE person reports and it cycles who reports every game, I am aware that it counts all reports from a stack as a single report to avoid stack report stacking
>>
FRESH MEMES HERE -> https://www.reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/4wm1dd/final_qualifying_round_eu_lcs_2017_spring/d681kpn

STILL HOT AS FUCK
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TI6 is now upon us, and that means a huge influx of redditors

Some good starters for shibbolething redditors

>gets triggered by /pol/ or /int/
>get triggered about shitposting
>get triggered about memes (i.e. those dudes that flip out when dendi is posted)
>imgur filenames
>doesn't have at least a starter kit of reaction images
>supports EU teams / Hates NA teams*
* Reddit is by and large a pro-EU or EU-like (i.e. bernie, hillary), anti-America (i.e. Trump) website. Yes, there are some of both, but it's 75%+ leftist. This is by far the most effective and thus, controversial, shibboleth against redditors
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>>150976548
>implying you don't know perfectly well that i have over 2000 hours
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>>150976835
Based Maelk infiltrating the LoL scene and destroying it from he inside out
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>>150964668
>Bracer is SHIT. Don't fucking buy it. Drums is SHIT

What do I get on ember so I can teamfight mid game without getting blown up. I know that bracer is mediocre and drums are overpriced as shit, but sometimes I need that bit of hp to ult before dying to riki or some shit. I always go aquila and then sometimes get drums after bf to tank up and if my team is ok and we do a coordinated 5 man, active helps with towers. I am a 3k shitter. That bracer and drum recipe is to damn high.
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>>150976835

>Maelk confirmed for not giving a shit about League and just milking it for dosh

Fucking based as hell.
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>>150976835
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>>150977037
raindrops
euls
armlet for maximum memes
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>>150976835
>All those LoLbabs getting bent out of shape because he tweets about Dota more than LoL
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>>150976887
>>supports EU teams / Hates NA teams*
I was thinking you were being serious until you did this.
>>
there is nothing wrong with reading reddit
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>>150977312
>armlet
>not veil + dagon
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do you need profile trophy level 20 or experience trophy level 20 to play ranked?
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>>150974570
Way too long dude. Aint reading that.
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>>150975110
Say what^
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hey i don't wanna step on any toes but could people maybe curtail their use of the word n**ger and its derivatives on this general? i see it thrown around very frequently, both in /vg/ and outside of it. thing is, it's a slur against certain people and it makes me incredibly uncomfortable to see it get used so often. i get that people on this site do some really ridiculous and illogical things sometimes and it's tempting to use words that match the magnitude of their errors, but please try and use words other than that one? i'd really appreciate that
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>>150977576
profile level 20 afaik, about 50~60 games
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>>150977803
thanks for the input non-whitebro
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>>150977576
profile 20 which is equavalent to lvl 50 exp trophy
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>>150977473
yes there is
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>>150977820
fuck i thought it was experience, im only level 9 and its taking fucking ages!
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>>150977803
hi am deaf can anyone tell me what word "neeger" sound like?
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>>150977931
RIP hair
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>there are dota pros who are white, indian, middle eastern, asian, south american, european, and russian
>no professional african-american dota player

Is there a reason for this? How do we fix this racism?
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>>150977803
but what else would we call someone that's acting with a level of stupidity only possible for degenerate subhuman negroes?
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>>150966857
navi drafting until LGD series or so
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>>150975254

YOU GOTTA BELIEVE
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>>150977893
Im not murican so it was kinda hard to get into 4chan because nobody browses it. The older I am the more mature sites I visit. Started with 9gag like 6 years ago, then reddit and now im here with u dotards. Now I find those sites stupid and unfunny, I just browse it for information
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>>150969325
who dis
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what's one hero /d2g/ wishes it could play well
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>>150977312
>raindrops
Good vs storm and such but doesn't tank me up agains rightclicks that I would be still getting in a teamfight, I know I am not a manfighting hero but sometimes you can't only pussy around with sof and chains. Also while it get triggered first and saves your shield, it goes down quite fast.
>euls
Inderasting, it's even more expensive than drums but you can gtfo on ult and it dispels silences.

Drums are just too good if your team happens to 5 man and hit buildings.
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>>150978384
Any hero with micromanagement for me.
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>>150978384
TA

a godlike TA can literally fucking rape 1v9 in almost any game
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>>150978384
techies

all i want is to be able to ruin 9 people's game rather than just 4
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>>150978248
secret would destroy alliance like they did for the past 10 games or so

navi beating secret wouldn't be impossible tho
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>>150978384
Legion Commander

Or learning to play the mid position in general.
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>>150978248
>navi winning og
They will NEVER LEARN.
After that esl finals and now after 2 months in the groups navi still doesn't stand a shade of a chance against OG.
>>
>that guy who keeps posting Soe on /pol/

If you're reading this please kill yourself my man.
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>>150978587
Shouldn't you be in a Blizz thread then?
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hey /d2g/ i'm going to start streaming soon make sure you tune in :^)
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>>150976835
>all the lolturds calling TI "the invitational"
is this what passes as an insult among them???? is it a reference to something???????????
i dont getit?????? ????????¿¿??¿?¿
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>>150978409
I did say armlet for a reason

that armor and health boost are no joke and it gives you physical dps too

only shitters think armlet isn't situationally viable on almost every hero
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if secret doesnt get top8 i will kill myself
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If you aren't watching Crit vs. CC&C mid you're fucking shit.
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>>150979112
fuck you i refuse to do anything today
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>>150979168
Have a nice life lmao
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>>150978867
they're literally too dumb to understand dota so big dota tournaments make them upset
I'd never played a moba before and ti5 was watchable and interesting
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How does he turn it around /d2g/? How is he supposed to win?
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>>150979505
Kick himself, Envy, and Arteezy.
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>>150979505
He's not

He's going to fail
You'll just have to accept it and move on.
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>>150978867
you expect LeL of Leukemia players to have good memes?
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>>150979505
draft rtz a good mid that can carry the mid game and draft ee an autistic late game carry
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>>150979505
>videogames player Jacky "EternalEnvy" Mao has been found dead this sunday 7th of august. It is still unknown how did he die. But we know that Aui_2000 will be replacing him in The International.
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>>150979553
did you forget bulba or are you just downs
>>
how do i avoid burritos in casual matches?
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>>150979769
Bulba's mediocre, which puts him above those 3 by a good margin.
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>there are still romaians and other non-whites shilling for w33 and misery on d2g
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>>150979769
Bulba has been playing better than Puppey
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All I wanted for the past 4 years was for Arteezy to win a TI, was that too much to ask for. I just have nothing to live for if he loses this TI and quits dota.
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I believe that Arteezy will shit the bed
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>>150977803
dumb niggerposter
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>>150979821
If you stopped queuing US servers you'd know.
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>>150965685
They will eventually use the fusion dance

Capitobiwatalist?
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>>150979978
TI dream is already dead the time he left EG
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should i change anything?
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can our boy do it?
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>>150980279
Yes, TNC will beat VG.R
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>>150980305
Not so fast kid
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>>150976835
>manager
i thought that was just the guy who organized their flights and hotels and other stuff that manchildren pros are too stupid to do for themselves
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>>150980305
but that's not a picture of matumbaman
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>>150980382
maybe they have more of a role in league since they are literally paid by riot
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>>150980382
yeah managers do literally nothing gameplay-related
the best you can argue is that the players are uncomfortable because the manager sucks
they're just bitter
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>>150980404
>le only play lycan and suck at it man
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how do fix
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Honestly if neither EHOME or Wings wins TI I'm eating a fucking salad.
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>>150980763
If Navi doesn't win i'll legit spend a whole day masturbating to traps
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>>150955684
nope I do it also
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Considering I have 3K MMR and that I am 19, is it still possible to go pro? Honestly.
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>>150980638
>what is matumbaman morphling/ursa/am
>>
>>150980915
no you would already be good and 8k+
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>>150980915
not if you waste time posting here. go grind
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If OG doesn't win I'm going to binge on mac and cheese and maybe puke in my sleep.
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>>150980984
shit
shit
shit

they lost to secret because his morph went full retard
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i NEED to BREED techies
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>NO ESPORTS

HAHAHAHA DOTURDS

I'M FUCKING GOING OUTSIDE AND ENJOYING THE WEATHER HOW ABOUT THAT
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>He doesn't roleplay as the hero he is playing
I usually splash water on myself when playing morphling or become overly paranoid when playing timbersaw
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>>150981160
Have fun cutie
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>>150981160
Did someone say weather?
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>>150980754
did our boy rtz just want to have fun instead of sticking wit strict PPD and wining a TI
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tfw forced to play since no e-sports for 2 days
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i NEED to BREED techies
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>check teammate profile
>19 matches
>2 victories

based valve
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>>150980754
What the fuck are Artour and Bulbo even doing?

What the fuck is this shit?
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>>150981160
im going to masturbate
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>>150981217
Hmm ... can't wait to see your queen of pain
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>>150981594
>be normie skill
>check enemies
>3.8k and 3k
>counterpick them hard as fuck
>win because the rest of the team must be awful to match them with me
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BEESA PLAYING THE CHAOS KNIGHT
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>i now have 0% winrate with rapier on kunkka
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>>150981676
>roleplaying a loud screeching slut
I've seen this before...
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>>150981985
source
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>>150981697
can any croatian athelete even compete with lacoste
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>>150953509
>Want to upgrade to the superior DotA clone?: http://www.dotabuff.com/learn/lol

MODS
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>>150982248
retard
dota 2 is a dota clone
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chess is the best MOBA
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>>150982112
>>
>tfw OG vs MVP is at midnight
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>>150981628
VoHiYo THAT'S VoHiYo THE VoHiYo WRONG VoHiYo TEAM VoHiYo ARTOUR-CHAN VoHiYo KYAA~ VoHiYo
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i was the only one who spoke english in the fucking game. two people tried to cliff jungle ancients. i had to mute chat before the first runes spawned. when i unmuted it after i went godlike i was getting fucking flamed.

WHY CANT VALVE REGION LOCK SOUTH AMERICA? FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING CHRIST
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>>150982728
>not going KOTL

would have been a stomp
>>
lock in 15 hs

whats your team anon?
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>>150976986
>>150977137
>>150977283
>>150977350
>>150978867
>>150980382

https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4wmtu9/some_league_fans_are_salty_at_maelk/d68ag9e

ayy
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>>150982625

What the fuck
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>>150967460
I feel bad for him cause he is cute, but that's all. ;^)
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>>150982851
gold chaun and gold miracle

lmao whO caAres XDDd for the rest
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>2 weeks of not playing DOTES.
>first game back is SK mid who dies to Alch.
>Kunkka who spouts motivational shit while feeding and chucking boat any where.
>PL who can't farm vs solo Naga.

Nice game.
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>>150983150
Right now kudasai.
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what if there was a spell like manaleak but for GOLD?
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https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4wkefc/godz_ranked_top_3_fantasy_challenge_waow/

Why is he so based bros?
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>>150983150
>>Kunkka who spouts motivational shit while feeding and chucking boat any where.
Could have been me
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>>150983224
You first 2k shitter.
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>>150980754
what's artours pose supposed to be
>>
Is Aliastar our guy?
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>>150982873
ayy
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>>150983301
I reported you anyway game ruiner piece of SHIT.
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>>150983373
>suicidal animeneet
definetly not
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>>150978435
>can't play naga
>can't play lycan
>can't play witchdoctor
kys
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why is linking to reddit not an insta ban???
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>valve gets a 60 mil cut

how the fuck is this fair?
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>>150983592
>witchdoctor
?
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>>150983727
that's capitalism, this wouldn't happen under socialism
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>>150982112
It's gone, anon.

It's been purged of the books
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>>150983810
>not knowing that you can micro his ult
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>>150983830
I should have voted for bernie..
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>>150983720
Because you're already literally posting in it, dumb Kumiko poster.
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>>150983452
I don't do it intentionally
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>>150983913
I know that, dummy, but that is hardly micromanaging
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>>150983727
reddit still praise gaben for getting the bigger cut cuz mah esports
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>>150983727
>>150984093
dota and esports wouldnt exists without capitalism

get over it
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>>150954496

Fuck i left dota2 like almost 1 year ago, and you are still posting this shitty meme
>>
Moo is a chill dude.
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>>150984152
Just use the, "kill yourself" link, you fucking retard.

Stop being a fucking manchild and caring about digital pixels to the point where you actually spend money on them.

Jesus fucking Christ. Instead of saving up to buy a car, or a appartment, or even to go on a really nice vacation you waste your time and your money on crap like this.

You're a fucking loser and Valvo knows this by the book. That's why they literally keep pushing shit out of their ass that will go straight into your mouth, by the spoon.

Just fucking drink a gallon of bleach already and do Darwin's survival of the fittest theory a favor by proving that you are in fact a weaker human when it comes to the gene pool.

Evolution can do very well without fucking shitlords like you.
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play a skilled game dotards
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>>150984160
it's a great meme you piece of shit
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>>150983727
you know they are a business right not a charity?
>>
Valvebro here

Just a heads up. We think that you guys should really consider killing yourselves.

We are currently experimenting with new ways to make you spend more money on our game but things aren't really going smoothly as they could be.

A certain someone keeps pushing the motion that we shouldn't delay Pitlord and that we should focus on fixing the fps issues that have been getting worse throughout each patch instead of just putting more TI6 merchandise and Compendium cosmetics for you guys to spend money on.

More immortals with excessive particles, incomplete broken cosmetics, rainbow foiled player cards and UI game breaking bugs are what's on the table for discussion right now.

What do you guys think?
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>>150979821
Queue on SEA servers at night
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>>150983727
That amount of money is probably made and lost every week for Valve idk why people are sperging about this.
>>
Post some dota videos please, I'm bored.

Obligatory classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOmcaqEqyYo
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>>150984275
what happened to your overwatch picture?
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>>150984518

Sure thing.

Here you go:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kjkmu-2r6iY
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>Diffusal
>75/85 damage
>25 attack speed
>8 purges
>3/4~ armor
>10 int
Nerfs when?
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>>150984297
alright fucking resident meme critic calm down
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>>150984275
>no daedelus
noob
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>>150983727
>>150983830
>>150984364

well the rest of that cost is used to fund the actual event.

Do you know how much it costs to rent out the key arena for a week? to buy and maintain all the computers that are played on? to properly rig and wire and light the sets in just 2-3 days and be 100% ready to live stream? to hire enough employees to work on that week to maintain and moderate the event?

I dunno if some people realize that all of those things alone could easily net 25 million dollars
>>
I finally escaped low prio. What has happened since I've been gone?
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>>150984518
>6 gg branches skelleton king

;_;
red looks so much better on him
the new immortal looks good too

also purge sounds so much better there
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>>150984793
>>
>>150984793
everytime

VALVE IS A NONPROFIT BUSINESS I BET THEY HAVE TO MORTGAGE THEIR ENTIRE BUSINESS JUST TO RENT THE VENUE
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>>150984793
I feel like it's pretty much pointless to try and explain how a business works if they're too delusional/young/NEET to figure it out themselves.

The fact he's asking about fair shows he has really no clue.

And before you respond >>150983727 check your stats to see if they're better than mine. They aren't. Just stop posting for a few years and learn more.
>>
>watching "pro" game with dark seer
>gets 3-5 in vacuum/wall
>casters lose their shit over 200 dmg and illusions that die to one nuke

dotards???
>>
>>150984793
I mean TI4 probably paid for itself and this is double that
>>
>>150984404
>someone wrote all this

/d2g/...
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>>150984793
>garanteed_replies.py
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Who here solo mid or techies?
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i mean think about it

16 teams x5 players + 2 coaches + 50 talent + all tech people

thats like a million easly just for food and water
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>>150985187
>he pressed ctrl+c ctrl+v

wew
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literal meme magic story lines

>navi makes it through the entire lower bracket to play a rematch vs ehome / alliance in the final

>liqid make it through the entire lower bracket to finally defeat OG in the final of a lan

>all western teams are knocked out before the top 6

>secret makes it through the lower bracket to play a intense 5 game series vs DC, you decide who wins

>LGD play in the final vs newbee, xiao8's two creations fighting off against each other

>korea wins without dropping a game

Am I missing anything?
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>>150985267
you have to be over 18 to post
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>>150985187
>he is surprised by a short copy pasta
greeting traveler
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>>150985267
>even asking for mid
I just lock techies.
>>
>team drafts nothing but supports
>enemy team drafts 4 cores
>it hits 30 mins

what do you do
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>>150985352
the hotel prices too in seattle cali during prime vacation time summer
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>>150985395

I actually wrote it the first time I made it though.

Before I turned it into pasta.

hehehehe

I'm just that good.
>>
>>150985187
it's great isn't it
>>
>>150985187
Take a lesson from my advice if you want to play a really kickass CORE Jakiro:

CORE Jakiro is that you're basically going to push so HARD that the enemies shit will end up going up their own asses.

So take in mind that once the T1 towers are down it's time to 5 MAN DOTA the rest of the entire fucking game.

Go Safelane.

You start off with a ring of protection, two branches, some tangoes, a mana pot and you can even buy a ward.

Build a basi ring ASAP and get the fuckin' magic wand.

Rush some motherfuckin' mana boots and start to push down the safelane T1. DON'T STOP THE PUSH.

Get the fuckin' tower and rotate top. PUSH AGAIN and get that fucking tower. You should be able to purchase a Point Booster now.

Go fuckin' MID next with everyone and PUSH and fuckin' tower down as well. That will give you enough money for the Vitality Booster.

Dissemble your Mana boots and build that Core Booster now.
Farm for a bit now your Phase boots by using the Macropyre to kill the creep waves and keep them pushed.

Once you're like with 1k gold into your Mystic staff, get your fucking team together and PUSH AS 5 ONE LANE.

It doesn't matter which lane, just fucking PUSH and get a T2.

As soon as this is done, rotate immediately to the next T2. Getting these two T2's added with some fights along the way should get you your Octarine Core.

Once you have it, go Roshan with your team, secure that fuckin' Aegis and get the last T2. That should be a FREE Barracks as well.

Start building your motherfuckin' aghanism if you think the game will go longer or just rush a Aether Lens if you think it will finish fast.

After you get any of those done, the game should be over shortly.
If by some chance it isn't due to split-push shenanigans or whatever the FUK, just go Shiva's and KILL THE FUCKING GAME.

1st point into Dual Breath, max Liquid Fire, max Ice Path, finish Dual Breath on last. Always max the Ultimate.
>>
we are also in a drought so water costs more so like easily 2million for water alone

i bet valve loses money on this event every year which is why they keep trying to be more jewish just so they can run the event
>>
>>150985187
Hello, I am a general manager of a team that may or may not be currently sponsoring a dota 2 team. I have decided to post here today because of your understanding of someones need to remain anonymous when leaking critical, yet vital, information into the public domain. This is a benefit that I do not believe is present in other sites. I understand that this particular board has had dota leaks in the past, specifically around the time of patch notes and so i felt this was a saf environment for me to release this information.


In the coming weeks you may hear rumours about a particular scandal within the dota 2 scene, specifically surrounding a singular player that many you may know, 'EternaLEnVy'.


On the 12th of april, an event occurred within the team secret player house which lead to the arrest and later formal court hearing of one Jacky "EternaLEnVy" Mao.

(I am not sure about the rules regarding NSFW content on this specific board, so I will just spoiler the charges which you may find offensive to read.)

As unfortunate as it may sound to may of you, whom are probably fans of 'EternaLEnVy' and wish to watch him play and succeed in the coming 'manila major' and further on 'The International 6', but the turkish courts have found Jacky Mao guilty on the charges of having shit tier taste in anime . His sentencing will take place on the 9th of July.

I would like to say it ends here, but further dota players are also being investigated for similar charge. Along with 'EternaLEnVy', Artour "Arteezy" Babaev is currently having charges pressed against him for conspiracy to be a disguting weeb.

Again, I appreciate your understanding for my need to remain anonymous, and wish you respect this need.
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Is /d2g/ at TI6?
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>>150985187
I am so fucking done with this shit.

This game is a mess of code hammered into itself and build upon a complete mesh of instable versions. Every patch that comes out breaks more shit than actually fixes it and every time now since 2014 there has been a 3-4 Hero FOTM trend that keeps cycling to make the game more casual friendly.

Valvo knows for a fact that they can leave the game for broken and dead for months on in that despite all crying, it will still be steam's #1 most played game, since the community is filled with literally shit eater shitlords.

They give zero response, they give zero shits about balance, zero shits about support, zero shits about actual improvement, zero shits about new content and zero shits about anything that isn't jewing kids out of their parent's credit cards.

This is why they can push eccentric and useless, despite really "cool", stuff into the market like the Steam VR, that probably costed both an unimaginable amount of money to produce that still even raw content, and the resources that a company like Valvo would probably never have unless they hadn't jewed over 60 million big ones with DOTA 2 tournaments.

Now just think if all the money that went into the whole VR shit had went allocated into fixing and improving DOTA 2. What kind of game would we have right now.

But instead, we have this, broken, mashed, hammered piece of shit, because yeah, no matter what, YOU SHITSTAINS WILL KEEP EATING VALVO'S SHIT BY THE SPOON AND LOVE IT.

Fucking end your existence, seriously.
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>>150985745
>>150962434
>>
> tfw got reported for posting myself and my girlfriend

are you really that assblasted doturds?
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>>150985660
>THIS AMOUNT OF REDDIT SPACING

THIS SHOULD BE A BANNABLE OFFENCE
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MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY
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A-anyone want to buy a spare midweek ticket?
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>>150985187
NEXT MATCH; IT'S DRAFT ANDREY CHIPENKO SAY to ETERNAL: "you can for me pick NOT centuar warruer" ETERNAL:: "mattay CHIPENKO-chen, its not the WARRUNER?" PIEPIELIE: 'NO get warrun ETERNAL"

ANDREY CHIPENKO: ITS ok eteranel and piepielie you can not bpick the warrun i can do it

ETERNAL picks NOT THWE WARRUN THE JEW SHOUTS "HE'S DOING it the eteranl is not PICK the WARRUN" eeeeeeeeee

aFTER THE GAME ETERNAL AND ANDREY CHIPENKO HAVE TALK "ANDREY THE CHIPENKO, Thank YOU FOR YOUR ADVICING AND WE HAVE WON AGAINST SWEDEN" "ITS the right way to play it ETERNAL" "you ARE REALLY BETter than THE VAMPIRBONE" "yes eternal but now we must the gamburger"

ANDREY CHIPENKO WINS THE STAR LATTER 10

LATER THAT NIGHT ANDREY CHIPENKO IS IN ROOM OF HOTEL

THERE IS KNOCK ON DOOR

ANDREY CHIPENKO ANDSWERS THE DOOR IT IS WOMAN OF GOOD HOUSE YES BROHARD "CHIPENKO I AM HAVE DESIRE YOU ARE NECCESSARY FOR ME CHIPENKO SAY BACK: "who are you I DONt know WHO YOU ARE" and DOOR IS CLOSE
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>>150985915

I'm actually surprised his paki family let him spend any cash
>>
PPD no battlepass LUL
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>>150985915

Reminder that by buying Valvo's cosmetic pixels and supporting this shit game you're all literally paying for that shitskin's car, and more.
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>>150985915
bat wings are so cringy irl
but im happy for my boi sumail
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>>150985660
Here's something that might help you fit in!
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/22v2cf/reddits_guide_to_d2g/
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>>150985187
REVISED HERO CONCEPT v0.20a (hotfix)

BlitzDota - the Meme Caster
a ranged int hero
--------------------
Str - 20 + 2.4
Agi - 14 + 1.4
Int - 22 + 2.9

Range - 450
Base Armor - 1
Base Dmg - 27 - 37
BAT - 1.85
Base MS - 305
Turn Rate - 0.90
--------------------

Q - Uncontrollable Giggling - Target Self

Blitz reduces himself into an uncontrollable fit of laughter. Stuns himself for 5 seconds. Is immune to all dmg for the first 1.5/2/2.5/3 sec of this ability - 75mana 12/11/10/9 cd

W - False Flag as Gay - Target Ally channeled (500 cast range)

Blitz pretends to be a giant homosexual faggot and rubs an allies' shoulders with mystic powers applying a Weak Purge and healing them for 20/35/50/65 hp per second (can be cast even if stunned). - 16mana/s 22 cd

E - Ask Purge for help - No Target

Blitz summons his friend Purge Gamer for 40 seconds - 100/125/150/175mana 80 cd

Purge - 550/600/650/700 HP -
4 armor, 295 ms, 1.9 BAT 200 AS
500 range, piercing dmg - 60/75/90/105 dmg
passive - Purge - the enemy feels depressed from missed cs and is Purged of all buffs

R - Open Eyes - Target Area

Blitz opens his eyes and fires a beam of pure energy at all enemies infront of him (1000 wide 2000 range). Instantly deals 450/600/750 bkb piercing pure dmg. Has a 2 sec channel period (can be cast even if stunned, but stunning during the channel period will still cancel the ult). - 150/225/350mana, 120 cd

**Aghs Upgrade** - Evian® Bottle

Blitz is granted an Evian® Bottle sized cock, granting him 50% cleave in 225 Aoe and increasing his attack range to 600. Every 20 attacks the Evian® Bottle unleashes a powerful spray in front of Blitz, stunning all enemies in a cone going 600 units out for 2 sec and applying a 35AS/MS slow for 6 seconds.
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>shitskins are posting in this very general
really makes you think
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>>150986107

But the only skins I buy are 3 year old 10 cent skins, do I really support shitskins?
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>>150986056
>>150986112
i don't think that's his car
steelseries was filming an ad with EG about the "average day for a progamer"
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>>150986256

Oh boy, steelseries.

They should follow PPD around instead to see the kind of pigs he porks, and the 2nd hand trash heaps he drives, instead.
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>>150976725
You are one of the worse kind of players
Now fuck off with your blogging
>>
I haven't played in a long time
Who's good now?
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So are we gonna get ANY hero announcements at TI?

I want Mortar Team and Pit Lord but I have a feeling we're only going to get Pit Lord and maybe some more Warhammer 40k bullshit
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>>150986256
trying to 1up kingston on retarded esports life commericals?
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>>150986443

slav tournaments best tournaments

did TI have a single boothbabe so far?

fucking gaben
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>>150985994
thats not the correct formatting bro
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>>150986569
Booth babes are so misogynistic! You can't do that in the current year!
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>>150985536
Dude can you like stopping pretending to be me?

Holy shit dude there is a chapter in medical books for this shit.

Like at least credit me or some shit.

FUCK.
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>>150986256
They did something similar with Idra and a veyron a few years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WktGOpeH8Fw
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>>150986237
Yes.

Anything you do that supports Valvo and the shit that is DOTA 2 directly makes you responsible for feeding refugees like Sumail.

And also destroying the proper concept of sport with this while "E-sport" video game shit for literal man-children.

The only way to avoid doing this is by jewing Valvo off their shit. If you know this, you are on the right path to become a winner at life.
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>>150986359
>>150986479
https://twitter.com/SteelSeries/status/762131620539224064
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>>150986569
>tfw boothbabes are now considered sexist and offensive
>tfw we can only have slutty cosplayers who voluntarily do it for free
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>>150986717
_____no___[spoiler/]
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>>150986443
They have been adding stuff for Pitlord announcement these past few days but nothing about new heroes
>>
wtf I hate posting now
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>>150986667

Oh yeah, forgot about that. Much better to have closet-pedos like sir action plebbit or pyrion running around sweating on children, than some fucking prime females, thanks tumblr.
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>>150986717
Hey.

That's not cool, shitlord.

Get your own fucking memes.
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>>150986569
I guarantee you the next Major will be in a CIS city, probably Moscow.
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>>150986803

Pretty sure slavs have the hotter cosplayers as well, it's a lose-lose scenario for the western world.
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>>150987074
ROLLROLLROLLROLLROLLROLLROLL
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>>150986803
actually, they're paid

All high-quality cosplay is paid advertising, just so you know
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>>150987018
Ugh.

First of, you're not my dad.

Second, you don't tell me what to do.

Third, you're the shitlord.

Bye
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>>150985267
I techies anyways, kiddo.
Offlane or bust.
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>>150987173
are they paid in cock?
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>>150987074
>>150987163
REROLLREROLLREROLLREROLLREROLLREROLLREROLL
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>>150987074
why is rylai so popular
she's shit
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>>150987074
Epicenter tweeted some hint at something, so they might be getting one.
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>>150987074
gimme that dickgirl
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>Making a hero in Warcraft 3 dota
>take an existing wc3 unit and come up with 4 abilities for it
>literally takes 30 minutes to an hour once you know what you want him to do

>making a hero in dota 2
>come up with a new unit from scrap and make 4 abilities for it
>months of actually designing the spells and making sure they fit in well with the rest of the warcraft 3-based heroes

why can't Icefrog just make more wc3 units into dota heroes?

Or is adding new heroes to DotA simply not that important?
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>>150987163
>63

LOL

LOL!!!!!!!!!
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>>150987074
I want pics of maidens of epicenter senpai please sauce me. There is one specific maiden thats the absolute cutest i need more material of
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>>150987074
mmmmhhhh
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Can you feel it?

They're gonna win it all. OG made a huge mistake considering MVP beat them last time they played.
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>>150987074

63
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Beat this build /d2g/
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>>150987074

GIBSMEDAT
>>
guys? i just played a game of doter

ama
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>>150988046
how shit were (((You)))?
>>
>>150988046
did you play any other hero than the great sea admiral?
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>>150987778

> buy dust
> build beaten
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>>150988046
Post number 666.
Here's your free (You)
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>>150988240
I think you're missing how he skilled his ultimate first.
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>>150988237
>>150988209

I played offlane night stalker and made enemy team mid and woods rage quit, 20 min win

Think I won't play for a week now or else the forced 50 will get me.
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>fucking threw a game
>never shows up on dotabuff but games I played after have

who /devilish/ here?
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>>150976636
yeah dont you guys get the messages pop up? the ones that tell you that the guy on the other team has exceeded his wins for the day and thus you are scripted to make him lose?
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>>150988490
>not knowing valve pays peruivans .01 and hour to throw games for the other team
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>>150988412
>woods
>>
hey dont mind me just wanna say that I finally broke into 3k after calibrating at 1.1k after TI4 and I'm super happy with myself
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>>150988793
whats it like being a FAS baby
>>
has any autist done a full analysis of that EG/Alliance throw yet?

We really should push the throw meme, I'd love to see EG/Alliance disqualified
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>>150954004
cant believe we have convinced ourselves that koreans have any semblance of intelligence at all just because they are better at lol
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>>150988974
>I'd love to see EG/Alliance disqualified
>he actually thinks d2g's opinions matter
trump supporter detected
>>
>>150988974
You're implying Valve is involved enough to DQ a team. Ever since Yames Valve basically called off anything that even remotely resembles communication.
>>
>>150989123

> implying EG/Alliance dq wouldn't be the most epic happening in all of esports

didn't valve lifeban a counterstrike team for throwing over some skins?

how is this shit any different, Alliance (specifically their org) got 200k guaranteed, even though they were the worst team in the group
>>
>>150989409
you actually think that saying it was rigged over and over will make it true? Do you also believe that 9/11 was caused by the lizard people?
>>
are we watching anyone, or are we actually playing dotes?
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>>150989642
I think we're making our own decisions like adults
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>>150989409
>>150988974
Game 1 was not a rigged thing, who fucking plans out that whole back and forth game for the throne to end at 200ish HP.

Game 2 would be defined as not playing to the best of your ability in other games, it was definitely one of those drafts you play when you can afford to lose a game and you want to test it out
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>>150989642
bored af so im watching summit play a shit game
>>
>>150989409
That was a t3 team that fucked up so hard it was irrefutable (i.e. the person outright said he threw the game). Teams in CS:GO threw all the time right up until Valve's crackdown. This was evident all the way up the chain (e.g. Fnatic, top of t1 team, loses against CLG with 97-3 odds because they uncharacteristically rushed B every round on T side).
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>>150989794

> game 1 wasn't rigged

Fuckboy, if some 4k pubshitter like me can tactically throw games without anyone noticing, I don't think a PRO team would have any trouble doing it

I distinctly remember moments like Fear not hitting the throne 3 times and winning the game, that's why I'm asking if anyone looked over the whole thing.
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Dota 2 is the only somewhat enjoyable thing in life.

Dota is the reason I stay alive.
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>randomly see d2g reaction images on other boards
>randomly see other boards reaction images on d2g
>>
When will arcana vote be revealed?
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>>150990115
woah its almost as if people use other boards
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when u dried ur hardest bud it wasind enubv :DXD fug :--D
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>>150989932
I watched the replay in slomo a few times. He changes target to the bear when they glyph, and then goes right back. But then gets stunned and bashed when his BKB ends.
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>>150990170
it's funny when people get assblasted about it though
>>
can someone be a senpai and post that gif/webm of matumba after sipping a red bull? I really wanna see it but I cannot find it anywhere.

thx
>>
>>150990282

See, this kind of shit is all I wanted to know.

Did game2 matter for Alliance, or was the game1 win enough to put them into uppers without having to do tiebreakers?
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>>150990395
np dude here
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>>150987074
rollin'
>>
>tfw Tiago's guide actually saved muh game
>>
>>150990470
they needed 2-0
>>
>>150987074
>stinky fish
FUCK YOU
>>
>>150990536

Yeah ok, well than that's pretty disgusting still wouldn't you say?

From the EG pick, to the gg out with t2s still up.
>>
>>150990197
>anime being a feeding shitter

what a surprise.
>>
>>150990496

> sheever will never jerk your donger

I didn't want these feels fampai
>>
is it just me or is this ti really underwhelming?

it feels like most of the teams are underperforming. both of the groups top dogs are not playing amazing or anything. and a lot of established teams are not playing that well. liquid, secret, fnatic, navi, alliance, all are underperforming. OG is top of their group but still not top form as has been seen before.
>>
>>150990470
They needed 2-0. So game 2 is definitely the one to look at.
EG threw out a draft that would get you DQ'd or penalized in other games like League. It was something they for sure wanted to test to see if it would work.

Also that second pick Brood was basically unchecked. I bet Alliance continues to do it versus Drow teams, it worked pretty well
>>
>tfw main event starts on my birthday
:3
>>
>>150990735
of course its underwhelming, over saturation of tournaments makes them all feel less cool
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>>150987074
IM COMING FOR DAT ASS DROW
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>>150987387
New heroes by 6.90
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>>150976404
i now have 5 wins over my last 24 games
10 over my last 39 games
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>>150990741
Oh they had a bad draft, of course it was a conspiracy. EAT. SHIT.
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>>150990826
Happy birthday. I hope you won't spend it miserable and alone like I did on mine.
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>>150990962

> mfw only 3 losses and full 2 pages of wins

>>150991019

alliance fanshits are the worst

you know they belong in the loser bracket
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alright guys I managed to snag ODpixel's phone and found some nice videos, uploading the rest as we speak
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>>150991148
lol
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>>150990735
jews control casting breh
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>>150991148
10/10
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>>150962908
she posted a screenshot of playing am vs storm awhile ago
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>>150991148
>implying OURGUY hasn't already uploaded them himself
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>>150991148
sheever doesnt have like horse teeth type look though. trying so hard to force an unfunny stretched meme.
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>>150991148
o forgot to spoiler it lmao
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>>150991026
Thank you anon.
The gf wanted to do a party but I told her I never do parties for my birthday.
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>>150991306
Made a good decision too. I mean, who the fuck parties when esports are on?
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>>150991107
can't fucking wait for EG to get knocked out
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i want both liquid and navi stay after first day
;_;
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>>150990286

>Here in the United States, students tend to be so open that sooner or later, if you are kind to them, they even start to ask you personal questions, [share their] private problems; could you help them, and so on. And what should I tell them? I don’t care. Kill yourself. It’s not my problem.

this man is 4chan incarnate
>>
>>150991407
I really do never party for my birthday actually
As a kid I had the tradition of a big fire and frying marshmallows in family but it's not really doable nowadays
>>
so real talk, what's going to happen to secret after they finish up 15-16th?

disband? i guess not because there's too much money involved

my guess is kick ee and maybe bulba
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>>150991689
kick bulba for sure, they might even kick pie, they might even disband
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>>150991901
I doubt they kick pie, he's been playing amazing. I think either envy or bulba will "decide" to leave and join a team, maybe in NA
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>>150991689
They're ganking less and going for babbysitter heroes.
>>
>>150991689
EE is being kicked, pro organizations can no longer pretend he's a T1 player. his performance was conspicuously bad while RTZ's was good.

I can't understand what will happen to the organization. It seems like other orgs will poach secret's players and secret has very little chance of taking good players from other organizations. For instance nobody from DC or EG will join them.

If they dropped EE and got Fly, it would be a huge upgrade. Players like that are possibles.
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>>150991689
Puppey and pie stay, bulba and ee kicked, arteezy is asked to stay but will leave on his own
probably
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>>150992101
>OG dropping Fly for any reason

lmao
>>
>>150990735
Well someone has to underperform, and outside of Escape and TNC everyone else is pretty well known and has won or placed well for the last like 6-8 months.

All the games outside of probably like 5 have high kills, and are fairly close the whole game. There are comebacks, throw, stomps and everything. I'd say this is better than TI4 and TI5 for sure.
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>>150992224
>OG dropping

they don't get a choice when he's offered a $150k/year salary. secret has way more money than og organization.
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>>150983830

neither would events like TI
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>>150992624
>>150992724
new thread
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>>150967717
Phoenix
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>>150992334
TI winning > salary
There is no way in hell fly would consider leaving OG for secret are you stark raving mad?
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