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>Official Website
https://playoverwatch.com

>The Oversheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/

>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/0HaMLiu7

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Overwatch DPS Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRPaiMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0
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angela ziegler
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Genji doesn't need a nerf.

You need to git gud.
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>>150825503
How do I git gud AT Genji? I want to become the cancer
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>Seriously i'm rank 40 and I am shit
>Should I just ask Blizzard to remove Overwatch from my library because I am too shit to even play with friends

I mean you probably should. How do you even get to a rank that shit legitimately? You need to find a more casual game because it's clear that Overwatch isn't for you considering rank 40 is the bottom 5% of the skill area.
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>>150825528
instalock genji every game until you git gud
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The rewards are based on the highest rank I got to in this season, right?
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>>150825528
Spam jump+RMB
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>>150825503
THIS

also I keep getting quad kills with Dragonblade at rank 53 on PS4. like, every match I'm getting triple/quad. they need to nerf me and buff everyone else familampai.
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>>150825540
meant to reply to the person in last thread and didn't quote him >>150825475
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>>150825583
no it's based on the rank you are when the season ends
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Amelie Lacroix
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>>150825528
double jamb like a retard 90% of the match and think to yourself that your a skilled player
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>>150825583
No, it's your rank where you currently are at the end of the season
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I love her!
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>>150825438
Irena Goldstein
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>>150825503
no brain genji main here

genji needs a love tap nerf but i don't understand why everyone just keeps crying about him with the current iterations of jesse "le 1-second ttk" mccree and zen "best hero in the game" yatta still in the game

the worst thing is reading reddit style balance suggestions to heroes

>"hey genji shouldn't reset his dash with an elimination xd that's too annoying"
>"hey mccree shouldn't be able to headshot with his left click that's too powerful xd"
>"hey maybe zenyatta should only be able to move straight forward and backwards, strafing is kind of op xddd"
>"perhaps roadhog should have only 100 hp???"
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>>150825701
>currently are
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Anyone else think this game is extremely fun but rather casual and not meant to be played competitively?
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>>150825779
The rank you currently are is the maximum rank you achieved, you fucking dolt.

Just because you were number 1, ten years ago doesn't mean you're number 1 right now it means the rank you are right now is the current maximum.
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Alright lads, competitive is ending soon. And we know how many points we're going to get. So post your:

Max Rank
Amount of coins you have + going to get
Which golden gun you're going to buy

69, 325, Zarya
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Hana Song
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>>150825839
imo the only things making overwatch comp a joke at the moment are 20 tick, sudden death and the amount of hackers at pro level
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>>150825849
>The rank you currently are is the maximum rank you achieved, you fucking dolt.
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>"I'm going to practice Tracer"
>Quickplay
>Anubis offense against a Hanzo and Junkrat
Nevermind I guess.
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>>150825749
but genji is too strong anon

zen buff couldn't stop him, mcree buff couldn't stop him, winston cannot stop him. he's hard to click on and we must ask blizzard to nerf him for us.
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>>150825849
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guys I'm rank 51 and play only torbjorn no matter what

I currently have a 60% wr, how much longer can I do this
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>genji / soldier / reaper / mccree / junkrat ult
>everyone runs away but dies anyway instead of actually fucking shooting him

retards every fucking time
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>>150825503
His ult needs a range nerf.
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>>150825856
You get coins for # of rank wins or wuh? Coins are useless anyway though tbqh already got all the cool skins I want and the merchants at Blizzard will never let me buy new cool skins with coins.
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How do I exploit Lucio ball so I can shit on people as Dva
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>>150825908
>I think I'll play tracer for once in my life
>Gibraltar on attack
>one clip their hanzo
>one clip their mercy
>one clip their zen
>blink around like surefour, do they think I'm hacking now?
>recall and it's like I was never even hit

I won't lie, I usually talk shit about her but Tracer is pretty fun.
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>>150825908
>play Tracer
>run in
>die instantly to one of the many heroes in this game that deal 70-200 damage per shot

I don't understand this hero.
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>>150825849
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>>150825908
>This time i will totally play Tracer.
>See team and pick D.va
>This time for sure
>No healer, take Lucio
>This time i don't give a fuck i am going to practice Tracer no matter what
>Start loosing horribly and give in and switch again.
I will never be able to play Tracer.
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>>150826060
teleport around a lot and rewind your damage
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Requesting the Genji name board some anon made
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>>150826024
Spam h as fast as you can while loading, sadly you can't pick which character you get.
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>>150825980
but there are already blind spots on his slashes

if you're in a certain spot on his screen the hit won't register at all
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>>150825980
the hit registration is already serverside, so that would make it nigh impossible to hit anything with it

of course you probably didn't even know that because you've never tried genji except when the game came out and you decided he was too hard
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>>150825849
>seasons lasting 10 years.
uhhhhhhhh. . .
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http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20748004943

Nice game, nice pros.
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>>150826086
>Try to flan a chokepoint and just die to fireworks that the enemy randomly spams.
I imply that i am good and the character bad or anything, but i just cant see how to do it, i can only do tracer things
effectively when we are pushing the enemy team and are already winning thanks to others.
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>>150825438
This is what Pharah would look like if she were actually Egyptian and not Arabic.
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This is a Pharah, take care of her, and avoid lewdness.
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>>150826138
>the hit registration is already serverside
haha no it isn't
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>>150825503
t. genji main

>it's another three grays and a blue episode
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>>150826136
>implying

All he need to do is wave his sword at the continent the enemy is standing on and they all get sliced like a fucking onion.
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>>150825945
>play only torbjorn no matter what
Well, there's yer problem son
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>>150826249
Mommy > Daughter tbqhwyf
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>>150825272
I placed at 48, but I had absolutely terrible luck had terrible luck with leavers, and just general retards.

The lower I go, the worse it gets.
I end up with at least two gold medals every game.

It's not a me ooga team booga thing, it's a 5 of us ooga one fucking retard booga.

When the whole team actually stays for the entirety of the game, two or more of them are Koreans who don't understand English, so everything I say is pointless.

>Fucking level 200, rank 30 something guy who has played pretty much nothing except Widowmaker in competitive
>he is somehow still shit at Widowmaker
>keep getting matched with him as he drags my rank down
>NO AVOID PLAYER OPTION
Surely the problem they originally had with the avoid player option could have been solved by only having it apply to your team mates, not the enemy team.
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>>150826249
kill yourself
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>>150825749
swift strike should only reset on final blow, not assists
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>>150826252
it is with the sword

you can hit a speedboosted lucio dead-on from melee range and it will make a hit splash effect, but won't register any damage. the server checks if anyone is in the sword hitbox when it is informed of the swing, not the client
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>>150826302
maybe young ana not old
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>>150826302
But the daughter is pure.
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>>150826015
competitive points not blizzcoins you shit
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>>150826298
but it's not a problem because I have a 60% wr...
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>>150826351
do you really want to have that become a game mechanic

having to argue with your team not to take your last hits so you can actually play your class to its strengths

you havent played genji, dont try to balance him
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>Got meleed to death by a Bastion
Time to quit this game
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>>150826449
>having to argue with your team
just get kills instead of assists, if you're such an mlgenji that won't be a problem right?
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>>150826296
true. I guess for pros his sword never misses, but I usually end up wasting a couple slashes because I'm bad
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i'm never going to get any of the skins am i
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>>150826328
no
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>>150826449

oh shit, are you a pro genji?
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>>150826024
didn't try the method myself
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Welp I think I just had my worst team comp on Ching Chong Towers
>Ana
>Hanzo
>Torb
>Reaper
>D.Va (me)
>Roadhog

Yes I lost all 3 rounds
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>>150826420
60% is not terribly impressive m888888
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>>150826449
Sounds like it would lead to further stigmatizing of genji players.

Fucking make it happen.
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>>150826249
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>>150826472
>>150826515
ok so you admit to have never played him

dont try to balance the hero you haven't played. why is this so hard to understand?
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>tfw my best rank was 64 and been 62 for weeks now
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I don't understand Speedbong. I run in, be as evasive as I can, and just get instantly whopped by the first thing that hits me. I don't understand why Tracer needs to put so much effort into just staying alive and getting kills, when I watch my kill cam and it's just Junkrat spamming grenades everywhere.

Or, when I do the same as Soldier or Reaper and get kills easy without dying.
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>>150826598
genji is my 2nd most played hero and swift strike resetting on assists is dumb
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>>150826249
>This is a Pharah, take care of her

Gladly.
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>>150826598

I didn't say I haven't played him, I asked if you're a pro genji
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>ywn rest your head on Mei's lap as she runs her fingers through your hair

why live?
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>>150826598
lol this guy
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>>150826595
Gonna have to ask you to delete this, bud.
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>>150826598
ladies and gentlemen i present average ganja main
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>>150826678
gross, that's like something a mother would do.
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>>150826678
I need this general to not consist of 30% vaguely sexual, overly descriptive waifuposting

Really does not help my sexual frustration and now that Mercy is bad there's not even any fags around
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>There's no amputee porn of Pharah
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Reminder that some people actually defend pro hackers:
>>150816191
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>>150826678
>sausage fingers
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>tfw the honeymoon period is over.
>feel bored already.
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how do you people stand playing this game solo? is it because you have no friends and have to? or do you actually enjoy being solo?
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>>150825908
It's just QP, pick her anyway if you want to. Winning is irrelevant there, just deathmatch with Tracer. You might die a lot but that's not really an issue when practicing in QP.

>>150826034
She's awesome and highly underrated. Go after tanks too, it's mind-blowing how fast Rein's bar melts if you're decently accurate and you'll build ult charge like crazy doing it.

People have this weird idea that Tracer can't do damage and is a squishy hunter, and that couldn't be further from the truth. She's capable of some of the highest damage in the game, and a good Tracer will almost always have silver damage and often gold.
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>>150826865
All my friends are doing their mandatory army service this year, its truly suffering because i know that i have a potential team but i am still forced to go solo in this game.
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>>150826678
>It's another OW fanart where they completely mangled the face

What is wrong with these artists?

>>150826202

The OW proscene seems like an absolute mess. All these fucks trying to be the first to cash in on the Blizzard ESPORTS $$$$$. Fuck all these established esports teams, they're cancerous.
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>>150826865
all of my friends are playing on console
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>>150826926
>mandatory army service
do you live in israel?
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>>150825849
English is clearly not your first language Anon.

>"I wouldn't worry about it. The game will reward you at the end of the season for your highest rank earned that season, not what you end with."
>Jeff Kaplan: "Correct"


http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20745884381?page=2#post-33
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>>150826961
probably finland because i have the same problem

but my friends are jewy af so they wouldn't buy a 40€ game anyway
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>>150826776
Like I said in this last thread in this gif He's using High Noon it's McCree's ultimate, it automatically locks on targets and head shots them.
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How do we fix Tracer?
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>>150826971
>getting baited this hard
is this your first time on a libyan spelunking forum?
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>>150826835
>giant tits
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>>150827014
Give her 100 HP instead of 150, that makes it balanced that she can self-heal.

Then make her ult not stick to people make it like a regular frag grenade.

I would add 2 seconds to each of her cooldowns too for good measure.
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>>150825503
This is literally what all the noskill E+RMB shitter said about McCree. Granted Genji does take more skill to use, but it doesn't mean he has way too fucking much utility.
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>>150826595
sauce
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>>150827067
she shouldn't even have the grenade, her ult was obviously supposed to be recall, her E should be eating cheeky nandos for +50 HP
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>>150827005
High noon does not instantly snap your camera to players behind walls, you fucking twat. Go play McCree right now and see for yourself.
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>friends logi in to battlenet
>add me to group
>wasting so much time trying to get into a lucioball match
>guys lets just play qp or ranked
>NO. LUCIOBALL IS TOTALLY SERIOUS BUSINESS


if i wanted to watch a bunch of niggers kicking balls around then id just watch cuck porn
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how do I hit shit as zenyatta? I just can't with those projectiles
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>>150826865
>is it because you have no friends and have to?
pretty much this
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>>150827005
Are you retarded?
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>>150826771
>amputeefags
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fuck blizzard
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>>150827195
pharah is a only a torso and a head...
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>>150827145
But anon, if you get lucky enough you get to change heroes and kill all those apes.
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>>150827139
He was obviously smart enough to hear that enemy and locked onto them at the last second. Watch the gif again slowly this time

>>150827191
Are you blind AND retarded?
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>still no new maps
>unbalanced heroes everywhere
this game is gonna be frustrating under Blizzshit.
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>>150827260
>Wanting new maps
CS has been a success for 15 years and only has 2 maps
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>>150826961
Greece
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>>150827256
Yo Ho Yo Ho
Near the hooks i'll never go
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> First lootbox had mei's legendary skin
> really enjoy playing mei
> really good at playing mei
> apparently everyone hates her in comp

Is this true /vg/ :'(
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>>150827183
just spam them out
you literally have 20 orbs and even one coupled with discord is enough to do decent damage
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>>150827256
>He was obviously smart enough to hear that enemy and locked onto them at the last second.
You mean the last nanosecond?

> Watch the gif again slowly this time
The gif is already slow you stupid lemming, you didn't even watch the gif I linked.
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I DON'T CARE ABOUT WINNING YOU STUPID FUCKS I WANT TO PRACTICE GENJI.
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>>150826202
>these posts from TJgalon

lmao

Also, Ive noticed that A LOT of these so called "PROS" are just fucking cheating, they aint even using the trigger bot or wallhack, just plain old aimbot. Like what the fuck, and blizzard wont do shit about it, seriously.

Known cheaters so far:
>surefour
>internethulk
>taimou

Ive watched couple of matches yesterday and 2 days ago and I have weird feeling about
>chipshajen
>coolmatt69

also fuck steel for fixing matches in csgo

nevar foget
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>>150827293
>>150826926
Wtf how do you have internet? isnt Greece like a 3rd world country?
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>>150826865
My friends are terrible at this game and I don't want to ruin our friendship.
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>>150827393
WTF I hate esports now.
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>>150827256
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>>150827360
they probably hate mei in comp because mei is underpowered, just like every defense hero.
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>>150827393
Wait until they have to play on LAN under ESL rules, most of these shitters use high sens to hide their aimbot, on LAN they are going to be Rank 65 terrible.
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>>150826771
>>150827195
>>150827221

pharah's been confirmed to have all limbs by overwatch devs themselves

amputeefags btfo
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Anyone want to afk farm lucioball with me?
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>get on mic to give callouts to teammates
>everyone just hits on me or calls me a slut
You guys will never understand how easy you have it in life
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>>150827393
>overwatch cheater pros and streamers will never get humiliated live on air by some sort of VAC-style banning
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>>150827067
>>150827123
>nerf her health
>mobility
>weak ass ult
what would she have left? she's underpowered as is, and her damage isn't good enough for her to become a slow moving symmetra turret.
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just how good do i need to be at playing Zarya?
i just lost and Ilios game and got 39 kills but god fucking damn my teammates were full of dumb fucks who just can't seem to grasp the concept of capturing the objective
i'm at 58 right now and it's true hell, it's just not possible to 1v4 people on the objective area
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Blizzard are a fucking joke, Numerous videos of pros aim botting have been presented and they're too PUSSY to do anything, I ain't buying another loot box until they man up.

Not like OW e sports will become popular anyway because its literally the most boring thing to watch but still.
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>>150827505
her canon skin has no arms or legs, you really think some $15/hour PR person who manages their twitter is going to know anything? and they can't say she's an amputee in front of 500 13 year olds with their parents at blizzcon
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>>150827505
>Pharah has all her limps
>Mei confirmed for not fat
tumblr endlessly destroyed
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>>150827509
don't you get banned for that shit?
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>>150827510
Vocaroo us to let us know how slutty you actually sound
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>>150826202
That slo-mo is literally inexplicable in how his crosshair moves at the blink of an eye. The only thing even close was that old whole-hog glitch that would jerk your camera up, but Deadeye has never had that kind of problem.
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Blueberry is 2qt.
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>>150827530
>>150827530
>underpowered
Then why is tshe the most picked toon in the meta?
I'm a tracer main and I think she's too powerful
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>>150827510
>pretending to get catcalled online
what, you gonna post your patreon or something?
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>>150827504
Yeah can't wait for some retarded parkinsons going on from these 2inch per 360 faggots.

>>150827520
blizzard always sucked at banning "famous" people
Wish we had kespa, these niggers literally sue people for doing illegal shit in video games
>life
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>>150827530
>Most overpowered character in Overwatch
>Underpowered as is
Found the sub rank 70
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>>150827005
Yes, and Mccree has to see them
It doesn't snap your camera and shoot behind walls.
This guy is cheating, any assumption to the contray will just be taken as you sucking his cock.
Now fuck off.
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>>150827498
Well that sucks
All my best classes are in defence
Which ones suck the least then?
>>
Does anyone on PS4 still get an issue where after 1 minute after a team member leaves, you get the "you can get a loss, but no penalty", leave, and get a skill rating penalty?
>>
which hero has the least amount of character?

Lucio is my choice, everything he does and says revolves around music. Nothing else.
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>>150827569
your headcanons dont mean shit
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>>150827392
>teamed with a 5 stack in ranked
>one of them instalocks my main man, genji
>he has 48 minutes of genji play, I have 9 hours

one of those situations where all you can do is say wew lad and move on with life. I picked torb and we lost nepal.
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>>150827510
Post lewd vocaroo
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>>150827702
your headcanons dont mean shit
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>>150827676
I still get it on PC
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> Everyone complains about genji
> winston is literally genjis hard counter
> NOBODY EVER FUCKING PLAYS WINSTON
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>Tfw friends with a top 100 Genji player on PS4
>Tfw he gave me pointers and I still suck with Genji
Pic related, a game he had with Genji.
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>>150827723
>torb on nepal
why are you a butthurt shitter, oh right, genji """main"""
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>>150827723
>gets cucked in hero picking
>picks swedecuck hero
>loses on the cuckfest of all maps


C U C K

U

C

K
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Mei is for fondling.
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>>150827778
probably uses a xim
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>>150827016
Whatever keeps you from pullin that trigger each morning, Anon!
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>gays into the iris

Why do we tolerate this homophobia I'm current year?
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>>150827759
>jump on geji
>he presses E and notices its the monkey
>dashes and is gone
>winston has to masturbate on the spot until his jump comes back up
>meanwhile genji already found a healthpack and is back at full again
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>opened like 5 fucking summer games boxes
>already getting duplicates
FUCK YOU FUCKING FUCK BLIZZARD
>>
>>150827827
>being this salty on a tuvuluan competitive dog grooming forum
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>>150827695
What kind of hack fraud writer decided that this little Brazilian black friendo would play HOCKEY.

>DUDE LMAO, SINCE HE'S ON SKATES LET'S MAKE HIM LIKE HOCKEY LMAO
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>get invited to group for competitive
>haven't played in a while
>the team I'm with are great at communicating
>make it to rank 71 with them
Feels pretty good actually.
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>>150827778
Does he upload any of his games? I want to see what high level PS4 Genji shitters can accomplish, and if he uses mouse and key.
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>>150827723
You clearly didn't move on you asspained sperg. Enjoy the trench.
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>>150827778
>PS4
Didn't even realize there were 100 players on PS4.
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>>150827831
omnic propaganda wants humans to embrace homosexuality and degeneracy to weaken us while pretending to be our "allies"
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>>150827902
He was supposed to be Canadian and one of his frog skins was originally named DeadFro9 but they had to have a Brazilian, that's why he doesn't sound Brazilian or have any Portugese lines.
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>just want to relax in quick play
>nanoboosted genji on the other team wiping our entire team repeatedly while d.va chucks ults in in between

well there goes the fun. Got a shitty lootbox at the end to top it off, thanks for the symmetra skin when I already have the one I want + 2 voices and a player icon
>>
>you will never blow a massive load all over her face
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>>150826865
I play with friends the majority of the time, but I tanked my placements really badly, and I can't really rank up when playing with my friends. They're pretty much exactly where they should be, so we only have about a 55% winrate when 6 stacking, and duo/trio queue puts us into an MMR where we can't really carry effectively. I've been solo queuing since it's the only thing that seems to work.

I'm in kind of a weird boat, I guess. I know everybody thinks they're underranked in this game, but in my case I've actually got a full stack of 65-70s saying that I should easily be at their level instead of stuck down in the low 50s. (For my part, by the way, I think my actual skill is low-60s, I just happen to be a good teamplayer and decent caller, so I seem better when with a full stack.)
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>>150827624
>most picked toon in meta
>toon
first off you're a faggot

Secondly she has a pick rate of 20%
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>>150827942
Thats really quite disgusting.
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>>150827569
>still in denial
goo gl / ZsPq8L

shortened because
>Error: Our system thinks your post is spam. Please reformat and try again.
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This game, man. Being support is suffering.
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>>150827795
>>150827807
>>150827923
I thought I handled the sitch well enough. What could I have done differently?
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>>150827942
is this that same butterface that always gets posted?
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>>150827954
Huh, well I guess it all adds up then doesn't it.
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>>150827639
>Literally a direct downgrade from Genji
Half the heroes in the game can 1-hit her.
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>>150827759
she shouldnt be able to deflect reinharts hammer, now that would be a hard counter
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>>150827941
Isn't there a way to check on master overwatch? I remember seeing 300k ps4 accounts somewhere
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>>150828003
Not picked the second worst hero for king of the hill?
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I'll see you guys in the top 500!!!!!
FML -_- can't git gud.
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>>150827865
Those be some terrible monkey players
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>>150828120
Befriend some thirsty nerd virgins who are really good at the game, queue with them, and play as support. Ez top 500
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>>150827998
>0 gold medals
>As Lucio

if you actually got outhealed by zenyatta/ana, you're shit.
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senpai what the fuck is this?
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Does anyone seriously want to grind to top 500 (79+) with me? I'm on EU, highest rank was 74, currently 67 after a leaver tilt fiesta. I'm a flex dps player, also tanks. Add me if you seriously want to make it to top 500, mic or mic is cool, just make sure you play to win.

Karma#22703
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>>150828229
the worst skin in the game?
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>>150828120
>plays torb
>wonder why he's never gitting gud
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>>150828120
>plays torb
>41

yeah,....
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Which Yatta?
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>>150828249
>he doesn't like based yung genji
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>>150828280
both are shit

get irfit
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>>150828280
Bird Jesus
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>>150828283
nippon genji is best genji
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>>150828243
top 500 is 79+ in eu rn? thought it was 76-77

Im at 72, waiting for my gpu before I play again tho
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>>150828229
qp prioritizing short waiting times to balanced matchmaking
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>>150828120
>i'm a girl
yeah...
>>
who /climbing/ here? I want to get to at least 65 before the season ends so I get 300 competishekels
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>>150828280
Neither

Sunyatta
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>>150827562

Just keep up consistent performance and you'll progress. Some games you won't win due to all sorts of circumstances, but don't let that deter you.

Problem with 50-60 players is consistency. They'll go 21-2 one game, then go 5-8 the next game on the same character and same map.

Most pros don't let losses get to them and know when to bow out for a bit to shake off tilt.
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>>150825849
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>>150828229
is that a pro genji?
>>
Why isn't Tracer's Pulse Bomb strong enough to kill a tank hero? Doesn't seem right to me at all.
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>>150828070
Wait, genji can reflect meelee attacks?
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>>150828229
>lelouch
>plays genji

I swear weebs are the worst
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>>150828435
He can block them while reflect is active. No damage to him, but no damage returned to the attacker either.
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>>150828318
All of my usual crew are already top 500 and they had to grind to high 78 to get there, the threshold slightly increases as time goes on since more people are getting there.
It was like 77 a week ago
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>>150828347
Forgot to add the picture
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>tracer is an olympic level runner

Yeah, sure.

>Zarya is an olympic level weightlifter

Totally believable.

>Cripplemaster Negrosonic is a SPECIAL olympics level anything, let alone olympic level athelete

pssshht
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>>150828435
Block*
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>>150826627
https://my.mixtape.moe/tnlrtj.webm
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>>150828427

Wtf, just shoot them from a distance for a little bit before bombing.
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>>150827510
Post face
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Look at that sideboob.
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>>150828252
>>150828258
>Torb is bad meme
Love the meta sheep.
>>
>just want to have some fun and relax since I've played comp all day
>queue for quickplay
>nothing but offense Hanzos and cheese strats out the ass

xD
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>>150828435
He can deflect Reinhardt hammer blows, but he doesn't actually reflect the damage back. It's more of block.
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>>150828465
Should have called it zolo zoro
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>>150828465
He's really fun and his ult is hilarious stupidly strong.
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>>150828607

Torn is snowbally as hell though. You need setup and a good time to collect scrap to really make it worthwhile.

Why not play something that is viable immediately?
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Is this where i post my ebin screenshots?
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>>150828536
>>Cripplemaster Negrosonic
Holy shit, fucking kek'd
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>>150828721
I was joking, if you're happy I'm happy
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>>150828598
So?
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>>150828765
y-you too
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>>150828120
Post more vocaroo slut
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>>150825779
thank GOD

now i can care a little less about comp
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>>150828598
I want to lick pharah's armpit
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>>150828120
I'm a guuuuuuuuuurl, I'm not attention whoring, hoooonest

Vocaroo or gtfo if you are going to play that card
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>>150828514
>>150828542
>>150828620
he shouldnt be able to, at least with reinharts hammer
>>
why do ppl get mad when I pick widow in quickplay?

"you're not good"

well duh, that's why I play her in quickplay - to practice.
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>people are seriously placed/are stuck in the 40s
I thought I was absolute shit at 58 but how?
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>>150828347
just reached 80 after winning several coinflips, but the graph hasn't updated yet
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>>150828941
Ignore them as long as you're in qp
>>
>i've been struingling to get back from 49 to 54 in three weeks
>my friend has gone to 60 in a week
>hes not even into competitive games
Why, am I trying too hard?
Also why every skill before 55 is a shithole?
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>>150828935
he shouldn't be able to reflect explosives either, but here we are.
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>>150828941
>i play her in maps where she makes no sense just to lose the match
practice where she makes sense you fucking monogloid egoist
>>150828981
thats why i said it should be his nerfs
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>>150827998
step it up sempai
>>
Is it a bad idea to fill for solo queue comp?

I can't seem to get past 63 solo queue and have to play Lucio or Rein every game it seems.

I suppose I should stop being Mr. Nice Guy?
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>>150828872
But thats lewd...
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>>150828935
Frontal melee attacks will be blocked, Reinhardt's hammer might be an anomaly since it's his only normal attack
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>>150829006
>1 game
>its King of the Hill were Lucio is godlike
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>>150828974
>Also why every skill before 55 is a shithole?
More like every skill below 65
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Anyone wanna play together? Trying to grind back to level 1 for the event and none of my friends wanna play for some reason.

werepoodle #1336
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>>150826210
Average face of egyptian women
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>>150827393
The Surefour shit has been largely debunked, it only showed up in spectator replays and anybody can tune into his stream and watch him wreck house with no sign of cheats, including with many heroes where an aimbot would be ineffective.

Taimou's is pretty damn sketchy, though I've seen some semi-plausible explanations. (The weird aim is very similar to a flick technique that other players have demonstrated on stream/video.)

Hulk's is a shitshow. The evidence is straight from his POV with no spectator/replay excuses, there's no legitimate explanation for what we've seen, and his performance is hard to believe from somebody with no FPS background. I feel damn bad about it too, because I was really happy to see somebody my age doing well on a top team in a field that's so dominated by teenagers.

As for Steel, I tuned into him for the first time in ages a few days ago, and lost all of my desire to keep giving him shit. I know it's not very 4chan of me to say so, but I'm not into kicking people when they're that far down.
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Well I finally got a skin, so there's that.
I guess.
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>>150827759

Winston is literally too hard for 99% of the playerbase to handle.

I'm yet to meet a good Winston at rank low 60:ish, so that's how I know.

You LITERALLY have to be a top500 player to get mileage out of Winston apparently.
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>>150826210
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>>150828942
I was places 52 but went on a losing streak untill I'm 47-43
That what happens when the system was shit, koth matches used to increase you 1/10 of a level if you win and hybrid matches used to decrease you half a level if you lose.

I'm not saying that I my place should be in the 60's but goddamit blizzard
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anyone on ps4 wanna play comp?
pls
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>>150829130
can you send a template?
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>>150829051
but we like lewds!
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>>150829051
I want to show little Pharah my wii.
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>>150829095

Taimou's widow webm is sketchy as fuck. It looks like he's fighting autoaim on the mercy res and it just so happens to be headshot level multiple times.
>>
>>150827759
>>150829160
The problem with playing Winston is that he has hard counters of is own, and they happen to be characters that are also meta right now. You need your teammates to keep them off you if you want to be an effective Winston, and that's a hard thing to count on in MM.
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Quote: 'Look at this team,'

As the fourth Hanzo locks in,

'We're gonna do great'
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>>150829160
This is because "99%" of the playerbase is too dumb to understand that sometimes you don't have to play like an actual monkey and use your brains.
If you ever played a tank in any other game he is really easy to use. But then again, most of the playerbase are retards with no vidya background.
>>
>>150829095

Surefour aka Surelock and Taimou are known cheaters from previous games, there is no incentive for them to not cheat at OW too. Zombs also cheated but he is off team liquid now.

Hulk being a cheater really doesn't make sense with his hero pool but there is no denying what that video showed.
>>
Finally, after 20 lootboxes of sprays and icons.
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>>150829093
>Trying to grind back to level 1

You deserve to fucking die.
>>
>>150829281
>implying he doesn't say that sarcastically
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>>150829193
>>150829207
Lewdness can lead to weird situations.
You shouldn't do it...
>>
So where is the counterplay to a zenyatta ult
>>
>>150829317
>Finally, after 20 lootboxes of sprays and icons.
>2 shit legendaries
nice luck lmao
>>
>>150829262

McCree and Zenyatta shots seem magnetized to Winston's head.

Takes nothing to kill them consistently.
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>>150829317


LETS ______________
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>>150829358
I want to babysit Pharah.
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>>150829189
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>>150827510
I honestly feel sad for you. However, life is not easy for any of us. Get a real group of friends/clan/whatever if you really wanna use voice, else is a waste of effort - regardless of what you are.
>>
>6 elims with a gold medal for the entire. fucking. match.

How can you be so shit at this ez mode fucking game

I literally saw these braindead monkeys shooting from a mile away as the enemy team calmly pushed the payload to the last point, literally FOUR OF THEM STANDING IN ONE SPOT HUDDLED UP TAKING POTSHOTS WHILE THE ENEMY TEAM WAS WINNING THE GAME

Why lose on PURPOSE

What is the fucking point

EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME HOLY FUCK
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>>150829328
I think he is level x80-x90 and want to get to the next prom level for ez xp and boxes.
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>>150829281
>you never heard that on ranked because 1 hero limit
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>>150829328
I assume he's trying to roll over the next level star so that he starts getting quick lootboxes again, not that he's trying to derank in comp.

At least that's what I hope.
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>get 4 gold medals
>card is for something stupid and unimpressive
>no votes
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>>150829396
Cuddling, and nothing more.
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>It's in the refrigerator
What did he mean by this?
>>
>/vg/ the shill incarnate
you guys are good at shilling this scam of a game lmao
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>>150829496
thickker.....
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>>150828280
All of them. Yes, all of Pinyatta's skins are glorious.
Shame tho that Zen is now the fotm while a couple of weeks ago everyone would just insult him. :(
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>>150829428
>trade Hanzo for Widowmaker, Ana and Mei
>???
>profit
>>
>>150829414
>>150829443

Oh, that's completely reasonable then.
>>
>>150829262

The problem with running Winston's hardcounter and Genji though is that your dps goes down the dumps since you are running Reaper+Genji, meaning you can't fit in a McCree into your lineup without saccing the offtank.

Your alternative is Roadhog, but he gets shat on by the Zenyatta that's on Winston's team.

So, you end up having to sacrifice other aspects of your team to protect the Genji that still can't flank because he''ll get instantly singled out by happy monkey man of tremendous leaps if he ever goes away from his team.

>tl;dr countering the monkey that's countering your Genji is significantly harder than just switching off Genji and going McCree/Reaper instead.
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>one win away from 60
>games today have been pretty good
>que up
>against 2x 3 premades
>meanwhile I have 2(TWO) unranked players on my team, and no one is in a premade group
>one of the unranked shitters instalocks genji
>this shitshow continues for next 3 games
>57 now

What the fuck is this shit. I literally felt like I was about to puke after my last game.
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does she know smoking kills
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>>150829358
weird situations like this?
>>
>cast of various national ethnicities
>no italians
how
they got japan and germany, they couldn't work in that third axis power
i mean shit they got sweden
and who cares about sweden
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>>150829628
Does she know fighting giant robots kills?
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>>150829568
Rude.
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>>150827260

There'll be a new map at the end of this session. I bet you 20 dollarydoos
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>>150829616
I had a similar thing

>2x 3 man groups vs 6 solos
>One of our faggots leaves mid way through round 2
>Enemy team acts as if they were hot shit even though they were losing hard when we actually had a full team

Sometimes I really hate this game. Why you don't get a mitigated loss from some faggot leaving I'll never know.
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>>150829628

>2016
>not vapeing

Ayyy
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from 117 jewboxes so far
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>tfw I can never get the noire widow skin

feelsbadman
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>>150829178
I will. I'm rank 47 though
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>>150829714
>2016
>being a faggot

Ayyy
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>>150829662

About as many people who care about Italy tbqhfamalam.

I suppose they could have some little guy with a moustache who counters Winston somehow, maybe lobs a barrel at him and whacks him with a hammer or something.

Italians always smell weird, it's all sweaty and garlic and drakkar noir.
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>>150827778
>Ps4

Anon pls
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>>150829716
Thought it was only 90 boxes and you were guaranteed all the 90 items?
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>>150829716
>$100 and still no tracer skin
lmao
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>>150829628
>ywn catch D.Va smoking
>ywn spank her
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>>150829750
>he didn't pre-order
elevated kek m8

some fag said here that he didn't pre-order and got it from a loot-box. Apparently you can get it from normal boxes, just the chance is quite damn low.
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New map when?
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>defend and win
>people leave
>don't get to attack
FUCK OFF WHAT THE FUCK.
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>>150829496
Quote used by an announcer in a basketball game, basically means shit's over everyone go home.

Never heard it before until someone linked a youtube clip of it on here the other day.
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>>150829704

>They are worried about people abusing leaving ranked games so they don't fix it and let it fully punish those on the leavers team
>Instead they let people abuse the queue system by simply partying up with people 50+ ranks below them for easy games.

They really don't know what they are doing, people get fucked when someone leaves AND for some reason they think it's ok for a rank 78 to queue with a rank 27.
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>>150829786
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF WHAT DID YOU FUCKING CALL ME ?

A FAGGOT?

DO YOU FUCKING KN OW WHAT FAGGOT EVEN MEANS? IT MEANS A HOMOSEXUAL. A FUCKING QUEER. A WHOOPSY. A PRANCING LALA FRUITY BOY. YOU COME HERE, AND CALL ME FUCKING THAT? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY GIGABYTES OF PORNOGRAPHY FEATURING ONLY FUCKING !!!FEMALES!! I HAVE? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY TIMES A DAY I MASTURBATE TO THIS COLLECTION, HOW MANY HOURS I SPEND EXPANDING IT? NO, NO YOU FUCKING DON'T, YOU JUST COME IN HERE AND MAKE A FUCKING JUDGEMENT ON ME LIKE YOu"RE SOME KIND OF JUDGER OF FAGS WHEN I STILL SMELL OF THE SEMEN FROM JACKING IT TO THE PUSSY OF A FUCKING FEMALE THIS BOARD ISN"T FUCKING /GAY/ ALRIGHT IT'S /A/

WHIPE THAT SMILE OFF YOUR FUCKING FACE. I BET I HAVE AT LEAST TEN TIMES THE AMOUNT OF PICTURES OF VAGINA YOU DO, FAGGOT FAG FAG FRUITY WHOOPSY DOO-DOO LAA LAA SCOUT BOY GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD
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>Shitters calibrated at 65+ then tanking to sub 40s will get 300 free cp

theres no justice.
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>>150829750

You should sue blizzard. They said all items can be purchased with currency, and the origins skins are clearly excluded. It's blatant false advertising and the lot boxes should be included in the anti-gambling laws

lol j/k that guy is retarded as kek
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>>150829805
you WILL have duplicates, always

>>150829809
I got the best one though
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>Level 161
>Leveling is so slow
>Don't feel any closer to my promotion
I want the Tracer skin so bad.
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>>150829826
Origins skinns are unobtainable in the game, you got rused anon.
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>Brilliant and young swiss doctor
>Catches Overwatch's attention and despite being oposed to their militaristic approach, decides to join them as she knows they have the resources to help her research in order to help those in need.
>Makes friends with the most prominent members, like Jack, Gabriel, Reinhardt, Torbjörn... All while developing new technology that could even bring people back from the dead.
>Years pass. Jack and Gabriel start fighting.
>Swiss headquarters are blown up.
>Can't find Jack. Probably killed. Gabriel is lying there dead.
>Tries to revive him. Shit goes wrong and he becomes an immortal psycopath.
>The organitzation is disbanded. Members are killed left and right by some guy called "Reaper" but she knows that he is no other than Gabriel.
>Mercy quietly hides herself and falls into a deep depression.
>Starts deluding herself into beliving that Overwatch was brought back by Winston, who was actually killed.
>Everyone is there. Even Ana, who was suposed to be dead, and an imaginary representation of an older Jack Morrison who goes under the name of Soldier:76.
>Everything feels confusing. The missions they go on make little sense, like pushing payloads or capturing points with no stategic value. Random people, like that famous korean gamer or the brazilian music pop in to support the group.
>Even people who may have been hired by Reaper to finish the job of exterminating overwatch agents appear, like Widowmaker and Sombra as members of Talon or Junkrat and Roadhog as mercenary hires. And sometimes they even work alongside them.
>Mercy's resurrection works perfectly well now.
>Even if she can't revive people, they don't even die at all. They reappear after 10 seconds.
>Reaper/Gabriel is still there. Taunting her.
>When Mercy "dies" by his hands, he reminds her that "all of this is her fault".

The Overwatch game, the matches, it's Mercy trying to come up to terms with the fact that she indirectly caused the death of hundreds of her friends.
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>>150829573
I liked having him around before the buff, I always thought him and Lucio worked well together.
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>>150829662
Honestly I think Torb was initially intended to be italian. Listen to his accent in so many voicelines
> Time to roll-a up my sleeves
and somewhere during the production changed their mind?
Hell, one of his skins is "Barbarossa"
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>>150829716
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>>150829750
that skin sucks because her ass is smaller.
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>>150828243
>imblygin you would actually play with a rank 56
Ive never been able to get past 57 please kill me.
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>that feeling when you Tracin' just right
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>>150829787
>About as many people who care about Italy tbqhfamalam.
but like
how does amount of people who care about sweden > amount of people who care about italy friendo?
how else am i gonna play a support who cooks his team delicious spaghetti to heal
or futuristic roman legionnaire
or a robotic gladiator
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>>150829912
noire is NOT an origins skin m'lord, it's a pre-order only.

I have it, and I only pre-ordered the normal game version.
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>>150829979
I ust got a hang of playing Tracer and it's amazing. Lovin every second.
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>>150829831
fast german gaming event theres new castle map is getting revealed with new character
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>>150829979

Feels goodman. What did the other team have out of curiosity?

Pingpong tower I don't quite have a hold on yet as Tracer.
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>Open Overwatch again
>REPEATEDLY LEAVING MATCHES WILL RESULT IN A PENALTY
Fuck, what's the penalty and how long do I have to wait before it forgets about all those games I left because it put me on teams of solos against full stacks?
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>RNG doesn't give you Witch Mercy by the end of the Halloween update
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Yo what do you all think of the InternetHulk hacking vods from yesterday? Him and taimou sure as hell are sketchy. Surefire is fine, his aiming looks excellent and natural, but InternetHulk just gave himself away hardcore IMO
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>>150830061
>post yfw OW gets its own demoknight cancer
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>>150830087
20 games.
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So I'm a shitter, trying to git gud. I;ve been watching the NA regionals, and I have a question.

Why is so important for the defending team to have high ground control? Like the whole team tries to be on high ground, even the rein. How is it helpful having Rein up high?
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>>150827894
I was more embarrassed on your behalf than salty. It was like witnessing a special needs kid fall in the mud.
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>>150826606
tracer is only good when your enemy team is oblivious and fuck and always has their entire team turned one way. only tracer webms i've seen of people getting 6 kills with her is when they come in while the enemy team is busy fighting the other 5 people.
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>>150830087
it doesn't forget.

Penalty is lifted if you completed at least 17 from your past 20 games I think.
According to what someone here said, bot games count too.

Just play a few fucking games with whatever. Instalock hanzo, and tell others you're on penalty and you don't care etc.
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>>150830125
We already have a sword ninja and a big-ass german knight. Demoknight won't happen.
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>first summer lootbox legendary
>mfw selecao
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>>150829178
>>150829772
What's your names??????
>tfw fell from 48 to 46 in 3 games because leavers and they were the underdogs lol
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genji is the most annoying little fucking nigger ever

No actual fucking counters, shits out damage, mobility out the ass, what the absolute fucking shit is this game
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>>150830214
sombra could be a *cloaks behind u* hero with a knife or some shit
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>blizzard thinks genji ult sword length is fine
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>>150826083
Grow some balls and internally say to yourself "fuck this team and match, ill play what i want", otherwise you will forever be stuck as a healslut comrade
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>*Due to a variety of factors, including server locations, regional infrastructure and connectivity, and other geographical considerations, these countries will automatically be advancing to the competition at BlizzCon for this exhibition.
>US
>Canada
>Brazil
>Australia
>NZ
>China
>South Korea
kek
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anyone want to do some QP? NA East Coast
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So since Lucioball ended up being Lucio only sorta, what are all of the basketball themed voice lines that were found?

Why are Reaper and Soldier sayin' shit like "nothin' but net" if they don't play the sports gimmick mode?
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>>150829851
this so much fucking 1 player leaves and it just kicks me
how about find another player
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>>150829714
>current_year
>mouth fedoraeing
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Last box opened ; not bad.
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>>150829859
It's the stupidest shit. The only benefit is I get to call out anyone in a premade who claims to be a smurf. No you fucking aren't otherwise you'd be getting free wins off your low level friends.
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>>150830272

Hog works well. Do that.

Also, McMeme can now fan fast enough to kill him.
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>>150830270
tHe__CRiMiNaL__74

Just say you're the Anon from /owg/

I main Rein in comp, but can play hesler offense too

Also, Mercy is my waifu
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>>150830378
nobody cares
it's not any summer skins
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>>150830279
So much speculation about that makes me worry. Stealth characters are indeed a cancer to play with and/or against. In games with items or shit that can easily let everyone counter them is understandable, but here? No way.
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>>150830435
Of course, I already have most of them. Chances are slim now.
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>>150830423
>Stealing my waifu
Blocked my d00d
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>>150830069
Tracer, Lucio, D.Va, Streetpig, Reaper and don't remember the last
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>>150830493
Good taste Anon

But she's married to me
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D.VA IS META NOW
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>>150830451
I reckon itll be more like a stealth character that debuffs enemies
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>>150829281
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>>150829412
>in the middle of a losing streak in Comp
>Arriving at Nepal
>we're losing at the start
>lose temper and type "Do you guys really want to lose?" in chat
>team Reinhardt takes my question seriously
>proceeds to stand in a corner far away from the fight hoping we would lose
>someone from the enemy team dcs
>tide turns in our favor
>win the game at 3-2
>griefer gets salty
If any ranked match below 60 has griefers who are willing to throw the match, what is even the point of playing Comp in the first place?
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It's funny how quickly Quickplay turned into "NO FUN ALLOWED" and Comp became the mode where you actually have fun

Really makes you think
>>
Can you not get normal loot boxes while this even is on?
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>>150829871
Wait, the CP bonus is based on highest rank, not end rank?
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Why do retards in quickplay never use the teleport? I'm talking about lvl 200~300 that should, by now, know how important it is.
I'm starting to believe some people actually like to lose.
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Is this balanced, /owg/?
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>>150830423
;_;
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https://twitter.com/OverwatchEU/status/761864639584100352

Blizzard jumping on the memetrain yet again.
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>>150830687
Countered. Tracer should have 50 less health and a 2s increase to her blink cooldown.
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>>150830687
how did it even instakill? even with discord dash only does 75 damage
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>>150830752
150/2=75 my man
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>4 gold medals
>rest of the team doing absolute jack shit
>just running in one by one and dying
>steamrolled by the opponent team

this shit is so frustrating

what the fuck am I supposed to do? can I only play at 3am when all the braindead kids are sleeping?
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>>150830697
shit there's only one underscore for the 74 part
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>>150829831
>that webm

Fuck I just want to jam my nose right up against her asshole and inhale so fucking hard I almost die.
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>>150830752
m2 + melee + dash combo
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>>150830752
genji can combo right click + dash + melee near instantly
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>>150830483
What?
Having specific skin doesn't change the chance of getting it again.
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>>150830707
>a German ``pro'' is cheating
>a German ``pro'' who plays with Taimou

Wow what a surprise!

>>150830792
Dash does not do 150 damage on discorded targets. Have you played this game?
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>>150829970
depends on what you play, and if you can objectively look at yourself and see if tell if you're bad or you're playing well
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tfw you wished death upon the bm shitters
god damn fuck this gamn im done lmao
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How long will the summer theme last? Need to if I'll get my student$$ before the skins become unavailable
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>>150830551
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Tracer needs a buff to her survivability, Genji needs a nerf to just about everything.
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>>150830915
awww did someone say "ez" and triggered you? The poor thing.
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>>150830841
Ur mum is a discorded target
Zenyatta probably hit him then I dunno
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So fucking tired of seeing Genji in every single game.
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>>150830648
>fallen from rank 42 to 38 because I keep getting teams that play like it's QP
Why do you perpetuate such lies?
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>>150830953
fuck you stupid ass cunt
>lol kek xd im so bm look at me im winning!!!

Honestly go fuck yourself you ugly ass virgin fat piece of shit
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>>150830952
Tracer doesn't need anything. If Genji gets nerfed she's getting passviely buffed
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>>150830834
More chances to have a duplicate!
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>>150830932
>complaining about being called fap material when you cosplay as characters who are fap material
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>>150830707
>taimou team player cheats
wow call blizzard
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>>150830814
OK, got you. I'll add you and be on shortly. Gonna walk my dog real quick.
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>Get 4 gold medals as Hog
>68% hook accuracy
>mfw looking for my votes in the card screen
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>its another genji wipes the entire team with his ult episode
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>>150830991
>>150830953
>tfw I still don't understand why people get triggered by gg ez

It's a fucking game. If you lost, play another. What the fuck is crying like a botch gonna do?
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>>150831041
Damn it, I meant to post that image with a complaint about how shit my team was even though we won.
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>>150831112
make me feel better because i know your a garbage trash who thinks le bants is funny fucking faggot ill beat ur ass irl. yes ill resort to physical because you're an actual piece of shit
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>>150831162
edgy
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>>150831089
Play as D.Va in comp
>4 golds/4 medals
>PotM
>Only 2 cards at the end, me and my based Pocket Mercy
>Mercy gets 7 votes
>I get 1 And it was me
Support bias is gey.
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>>150831112
My main issue with gg ez is the cunts that say it NEVER fucking steamrolled at all. It's usually a overtime abusing Tracer moment and 3 ults ontop of that being blown to finally claim victory. Then the little shits want to stroke their epeen so they say ez.
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>>150830952
This>>150830996

If Tracer gets a nerf or buff then the entire roster will have to have some sort of nerf or buff. The reason why Blizzard doesn't just outright boost the heroes' damage is that Tracer already has 150 hp.
You don't want a pro Tracer with 200 hp running around now do you?
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>>150831227
>xd im white washed watch me make fun of you!!!
fuck you fat fuck
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>>150830991
> being this mad about some bantz
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>>150831109
He's totally balanced though, that's why he's in every game. He's just that balanced.
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>>150831271
>being enough of a shitter to actually reply
Honestly you're the result of a crack baby
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Here’s the Skill Rating (SR) to Competitive Point (CP) breakdown for Season 1:
SR 0-39: 10 CPs
SR 40-45: 20 CPs
SR 46-49: 40 CPs
SR 50-52: 60 CPs
SR 53-55: 80 CPs
SR 56-59: 120 CPs
SR 60-64: 200 CPs
SR 65+: 300 CPs

Good news lads, non-shitters get a guaranteed golden weapon.
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>>150831261
Most of the heroes in the game can deal out 150-200 damage in the span of a second, a 200 health Tracer is honestly nothing.

50 health is so negligible in a game where everyone does so much damage.
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Well /owg/? Are you going to let Trump just throw him away?
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apparently only after 600 comp games i finally finished my placement matches
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>>150831326
how many mice and kb have you broken because of your anger issues?
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>>150831434

Good, i don't want to see these gook fucks in my games.
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How does Mercy maintain such a figure, particularly in the chest region, at age 37?
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>>150831443
none bcause id rather break you
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>>150831501
devil/imp skin is canon a trap. Check out the suspicious pelvic bulge. Also smaller breasts.
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>>150830668
I have the opposite problem where everyone uses the teleporter like dvas and tracers and it runs out of uses when zenyatt and torb need to slog their ass to the point
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>>150831501
Nanomachines I would wager
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>>150831501
You really think all 37yo women look like a rotten apple?
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>>150831265
what the fuck are you on about you autistic shit? i'm not bashing people who use gg ez. clearly you're illiterate
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>>150829716
and still no nihon skin for me
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>>150831417
>50 health is so negligible in a game where everyone does so much damage
>t. i don't play Tracer

Look at Zenyatta, even if it's just a shield and >inb4 i-it regenerates!
You can't deny that Zenyatta's survivability has greatly increased.
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>>150831501
>no longer want demon skin
>>150831559
Provide image, please?
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>>150831580
clearly ill fuck you irl if i ever saw you
>>
So what do you all think of Aggro-Reinhardt players?
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>>150831559
>this paranoia

Anon, have you brought home a trap or something?
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>>150831559
> sucking Mercy's dick while she strokes your hair
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>>150831596
Honest question - what is there to be gained from mass-buying chests now? Doesn't it make more sense to play the shit out of the game to farm chests and then if we don't get what we want buy them on the last day?
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>>150831514
You're so mean, Ivan Drago. It was just an ez game, not a matter of life or death. Unless all your life is reduced to vidya. Then it's pretty sad.
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>>150831616
There isn't. He's just afraid of evil women.
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>>150831674
Yes that does make more sense, but people are impulsive and lack self-control
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>>150831434
>Freemason
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>>150831514
Gabriel get off 4chan
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>>150831559
i wanna service mercy!
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>>150831674
Don't do that anon, its.... just don't do it! Its better to buy everything right away, as a precaution
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>>150831626
kys
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>>150831608
He still gets whooped, that's my point though I think Tracer needs an extra 50 health even in shields.

Almost every hero can 1-hit her, from McCree to Torbjorn. Yeah her damage output can be good, but the amount of work she has to put into getting a few kills is countered by shit like Junkrat just spamming projectiles everywhere that 1-hit you. Or McCree just clicking on your twice. Or Roadhog hooking you. Or Reaper hiding behind a corner to click you.

The amount of damage you could do as Tracer, could be done better as a hero that is actually able to be shot once and survive.

She doesn't need a lot, but a little extra survivability would make her a way better hero without making her unfair.
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>>150831616
There was a comparative imagine somewhere (sorry, disk died not long ago) but you can see it clearly in the hero gallery. There is no other explanation for that bulge down there and smaller breasts.
Blizzard knows the fanbase and their sinful desires.
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>want to look up vids on how to get better at parah
>it's nothing but pocket mercy players

welp ok then
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>>150831272
Just make the cunts hitbox bigger so I can fucking shoot him
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>>150831830
>i like traps so i'll use my headcanon
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Make Widowmaker's 100% charge shot able to pierce shields, but maybe remove headshot multiplier for damage that pierced a shield.
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>>150831673
>mercy will never force you to suck her feminine penis to get heals from her
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>>150831835
the only way to get better at pharah is to not fucking pick her she's ass
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>>150831829
She's fine as is honestly, she would gain a shit ton of survivability if the servers weren't 20 ticks.
Most of the deaths in game is caused by bullshit anyway.
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>>150831835
protip: pharah is shit without pocket mercy
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>>150831434
>I can't vote for Trump now because I don't want to abandon those cute Korean pop stars
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>>150831886
>i hate traps so i'll argue with a few lines of code on a nigerian dating forum
>>150831913
make more of winston's hp into armor that's the only thing they need to do to buff him to bring him up to other tanks

either that or buff his electro gun's damage so he can deal with the high armor people better
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>>150831932
>she would gain a shit ton of survivability if the servers weren't 20 ticks.
Probably, until then I honestly don't see how she's playable. I can put in the work as 76 and carry a game in the high 60s. But the moment I play Tracer I'm just running in to get killed by a stray Junkrat grenade that I blink away from on my screen and get teleported back to be killed by thanks to the netcode.
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how do we make Mercy great again?
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>>150831674
i dont play very much so i dont mind
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>>150832017
kys
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>>150832051
make her damage buff 50%
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>>150830378
>thanks to the mercy who babysitted me as reaper
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>>150832090
what if her healbeams had the HP buff and the damage buff simultaneously, instead of switching between the two?
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>>150832051
buff her pistol to compensate for her ult taking 30 years to charge now
it'll at least get some zen players picking her
>>150832084
why would I ever?
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>>150832051
Overheals, she needs a reason to keep healing her team after getting ult and a gimmick besides resurrecting. The damage boost is too negligible for her to risk losing the ult, and increasing it would make it broken as the PTR proved.

Just let her overheal 50 health onto anyone that decays like 10 per second.
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>Every single god damn fucking competitive game is full of people whining even if you're winning

It's so much easier to win if you just SHUT THE FUCK UP
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>>150832127
that would be op and make her even more braindead to play
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Please teach me how to not fail miserably every time I pick her anons
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>>150831830
>>150831886

Definite bulge.
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>>150832156
>he can't hit ctrl+shift+c
>>150832184
she's literally not good though
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>>150832047
Tracer's a really good pick for any situation. If getting killed by bullshit is what irks you the most then i suggest not facing Junkrat, Roadhog head on and just kill them when they're not looking at you.
Heck, don't 1v1 people ever 20 ticks and 150hp is already bad enough.
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>>150831886
> headcanon
I'm not into that tumblr shit. It just makes sense. And wouldn't be the first time Blizzard sneaks some homo shit in a game.
Has been doing it for ages.
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Guess my rank based on these stats
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>>150832154
more like overheal the team to 150% HP, that decreases by 5%/sec until back to full
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>>150832184
are you sure you're flanking and not tanking anon?
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>>150832242
47 year old trap has no appeal
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I JUST WANT SOME OF THE SUMMER SHIT NOT JUST MEDIOCRE ICONS AND SHITTY VANILLA VOICE LINES AND SPRAYS. THIS IS THE 10TH BOX IN A ROW THAT HAS JUST BEEN ICONS, SPRAYS AND VOICE LINES AND I'M NOT BUYING THEM FUCK THIS.
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>someone compliments your 76 potg because it wasn't using the ult
>don't know how to respond
>awkwardly leave game
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>>150832256

55-ish
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>>150832242
>this much autism

That's clearly just some slightly raised clothing. Traps have huge bulges, you cuck.

If anyone was a trap, it would probably be Tracer
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>>150831642
I assume they're like that from endless matches with a useless team that doesn't take advantage of the shield and doesn't deal with flankers, so I'm rarely mad at them.
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>second summer legendary is a duplicate of the first

IM FUCKING DONE
FUCK YOU BLIZZARD
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>>150832295
>47 year old trap in 17 year old body has no appeal
dude there's a game about a 2000 year old alchemist in a loli body i think this is actually nice
>>150832324
get drunk get some anime and videogame osts in a playlist and play lucioball until your face melts for boxes
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>was 56
>now 42

when do I get to become proven retarded?

every game is just a shit fest
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>>150832324
same here, i haven't even had any skins since the event started, not even regular skins and i've opened about 15 boxes.
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>>150832154
> overheal tanks
> more than 400hp on the russian menace
Yeah, no thanks. Could make the stream increase the heal/sec. the more she is constantly healing, like Symmetra's m1, and/or make her charge a good chunk of ult for assisting kills with m2.
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>>150832295
Whatever you say, faggot. I'd let trap mercy fuck me any day.

>>150832378
That's a pretty fucking big bulge, bro. What kind of world do you live in.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LgZdVJhlPk

>top overwatch players are literally cheating

ROFL
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>>150832421
Play with a group
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>>150825749

>zen best hero in the game

lel
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if anyone is playing ranked right now, be wary of a shitter named Drastic.
Being on his team will almost 100% be a loss
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>>150832378
> Traps have huge bulges
> you cuck.
Funny, you seem to be the one knowing more about the subject.
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>>150832461
>What kind of world do you live in
the one where he's literally never seen another naked human being in his life
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>>150832238

it's not about me dumbass, it tilts the actual valuable players on my team out of control and then I have to play babysitter
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>>150832334
Just smile
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i think im the saltiest player in overwatch lmao
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>>150832464
>first csgo
>now overwatch

when will it end
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Now that Hulk outed himself as a cheater is Blizzard going to do anything about it? They have a bundle of known hackers from other games playing for pro teams and seemingly no effort has gone into policing potential cheaters.

The best team in the world now has 2 confirmed cheaters on it, ouch.
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>>150832349

37.
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>>150830707
i love that wiggle he does with his mouse afterwards like "uhhhh my mouse bugged out guys haha!!! its all better now dont worry!!!"
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Post Zarya
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>>150832464
csgo cheaters go away
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>>150832395
>mfw I got orange tracer, red zarya, red mercy and 2 murricrees so far but all I want is gookflag D.Va
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>>150832589
dude
I have shittier stats and I'm 48
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>>150832579
>explain this video
>'it was just a glitch bro XD'
>okay dont forget to play in our 100k tournament
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Why does McCree and D.va's ult have nearly the same time to kill? D.Va's ult is essentially bomb with limited explosive range which can be thrown a moderate distance using her charge. Where as McCree's ult is a LOS hitscan with nearly unlimited range.

Why wouldn't McCree's ult take slightly longer to lock onto targets?
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Mei is for _________
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>>150832464
Who fucking cares about cheating
CSGO professionals are proven cheaters but are given a pass
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>>150832529
>it's always my team's fault

get out of that mindset and you'll start winning
>>150832664
walking into a group of people and hitting shift
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>>150832464
How anyone in their right mind can defend something this blatant is beyond me.
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>>150832607
:)
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>>150832424
I like having ult build on kill assists with m2, but she NEEDS more mobility. She needs a way to get away from danger, independently of teammates, to compete with Zen and Lucio in terms of usefulness
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How does Ana's grenade interact with Zenyatta's ult
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>>150832729
not a furrfag but mei is cute
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what's the point of playing tracer when there's reaper?

>bigger health pool
>more damage
>better ult
>can escape aswell with wraith form
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>>150832664
bullying!
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>>150832731
what if she runs faster with her pistol out?
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>>150832664
Cuddles, kisses and tender spooning anal sex while holding that cute belly.
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>>150832805
I hate shotguns.
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>>150832664
killing
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>>150832717
Just look at Reddit. It's full of excuses such as "It could be a bug in the game!", "Why would a pro cheat in a pub game? Makes no sense!" and "Only Blizzard can judge!"
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>>150832805
mobility
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>>150832697
>get out of that mindset and you'll start winning
nigger are you actually retarded

I'm not saying I can't win, I'm not blaming my team, I'm saying that having ragers every single time makes it harder than it should be to win. I'm rank 68, that doesn't mean I like to mother raging retards.
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Where are my Reaper bros at?
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>>150832731
> more mobility
> somehow FLYING towards a target not enough
Ana has no mobility at all.
Zen has literally no mobility either (ult doesn't count)
What she needs is to be the #1 in terms of heal output. A small increase in the range of the beam could help a lot actually without breaking the numbers.
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>>150832805
Reaper is kinda slow
He has teleportation but it's very loud
They're used for similar things but Tracer has more flexibility with her movement
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>>150832805
tracer has better range and more mobility

you dont escape as reaper unless the other team is too retarded to chase you while you wraith. escaping as tracer is actually possible
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>>150832910
>I'm not blaming my team
>I'm saying that people who are on my team

dude you're the one that's by definition retarded. you say one thing and then literally say the opposite the sentence after.
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>>150832945

Using guardian angel actually makes you an easier target, you still can take damage and now you are moving in a straight line at a very predictable speed. When you use it people can still simply track and shoot you, it's not a defensive technique in any way.

>Zen can discord and kill people with silly damage
>Ana also does damage while having a burst heal for herself and a 40 year sleep dart

Mercy needs more healing, an upgrade to her damage boost, AND some sort of defensive buff/aoe healing ability for panic moments.
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How do we make McCree better?
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>>150832256

Guess my rank based on these stats

I have actually not picked Hanzo once, it's bugged.
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>>150832805
Reaper is a tank buster
Tracer is a backline harasser.
They have different counters as well.
Oranges and apples.
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why is mei so fat?
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>>150833138
she's not fat
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>>150833080
+10 damage every fan the hammer hit that lands
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>>150833080
very funny post
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>McCree's flashbang now ignores Genji defect and can stun him
>Genji double jumps now work like Tracer's Blinks in that he gets 3 rechargeable uses of them
>When he uses Dragonblade the double jumps go back to being unlimited
How'd I do? I didn't want to change Dragonblade since on paper it's kind of a shitty ultimate and the reason Genji is a problem is his jump spam.
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>>150833080

He's in a good spot, why would you need him to be buffed?
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>>150833080
when it's high noon
all teammates become mccree
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>>150833067
it's not supposed to be a defensive skill, but means to the end of supporting the team. All heroes have strenght and weaknesses. Mercy is the most vulnerable, cause she's supposed to be the most efficient healer (on single target).
If she had mobility, defense AND heal output, on top of her ult, she'd pretty much be broken OP.
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>>150833080
Give him Mei icicle hitbox so he actually needs to aim.
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>>150832837
more like being able to use Guardian Angel and Angelic Descent without being locked onto a target, and just moving a fixed distance away

>>150832945
that doesn't help whatsoever in 90% of the situations in which you'd NEED to use it to survive
>get ambushed by a Genji or Reaper
>nearest ally is either too close to escape incoming death
>or nearest ally is too far away
>or nearest ally isn't visible, and you die in the time it takes to locate him
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>>150833067
>more healing
Yes. 75hp/s and maybe a damage reduction on her target, but nothing too crazy. 20-30% sounds fine.
>an upgrade to her damage boost
NO. We've been over this. Two times, in fact. Both times it was very evident why this is a shit idea.
>AND something for panic moments
I very much disagree. She needs to have a stronger heal and bigger impact overall when healing. The other healers don't need to be babysitted and can do their job really well, but Mercy NEEDS to be babysitted hard. I think that's fine, but it should be worth it babysitting her. Make her a way stronger healer, that's all she needs.
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>>150833209
>>150833216
I just wanted sarcastic buff ideas like: >>150833203
>>150833257
for no reason
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>>150832242
I changed my mind, I want 37-year-old trap skin.
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>>150832664
MEI IS EVIL

EVIL
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>>150833291
>75hp/s

Do you want to remove Ana from the game?
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i once saw a le funny meme of reinhardt jumping out of a car because techno music was playing, does anyone happen to have that image?
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>>150833352
LITERALLY SATAN
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>>150833080
give him dual wield revolvers
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>>150833215
Not simple enough. His kit might be broken but Blizz isn't going to introduce a whole resource system for him, doesn't really fit with the design philosophy. Make his ult take longer to charge, then see if he needs further nerfs after that.
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>>150833291
>75hp/s
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"Cheers love! The Cavalry's here!!!!!"

is there a cuter line in all the game?
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>>150833080
When he ults, everybody on the enemy team gets rewinded back in time to where they were on 12 PM. If they were not playing Overwatch at 12 PM they die in real life and their Battle.net is deleted.
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>>150832242
>wouldn't be the first time Blizzard sneaks some homo shit in a game
Elaborate?
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>>150833436
LOOKS LIKE YOU NEED A TIME OUT
LOOKS LIKE YOU NEED A TIME OUT
LOOKS LIKE YOU NEED A TIME OUT
LOOKS LIKE YOU NEED A TIME OUT
LOOKS LIKE YOU NEED A TIME OUT
LOOKS LIKE YOU NEED A TIME OUT
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>>150833291
the only way to make her heals strong enough to be "worth" babysitting in an environment where Ana and Zen exist would be to make the heals so outrageously strong that all other supports go home forever. She SHOULD be more vulnerable than the other supports (besides maybe Ana), but giving her some primitive escape options is a smarter move than making her heals game-breakingly OP
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>>150833436
yeah all of d.va's lines
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>>150833215
also, make reflect useless against melee attacks
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>>150833436
love d.va
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>>150833436
Tracer is only cute because he's trying so hard to be cute.

I prefer the heroes line myself though, it's just so stupid I can't help but like it.
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>>150833436
"Sorry, sorry, I'm sorry, sorry."
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>>150833519
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>>150830164
Not all heroes can easily ascend walls. All heroes can walk backwards. Depending on the angle, the high ground has more cover. Arguably, aiming up is harder than aiming down. If you notice, the defense generally has the high ground.

Take defending Dorado first, for example. The actual capture point is between the fountain and the church, but generally teams will hold on top of the building perpendicular to, and at the end of, the hill the payload climbs (in between the payload track and the big health kit near the well). If the defense needs to retreat, they can just walk down the stairs to the fountain area. They can be flanked from the well area (or the fountain area), but generally the tanks and supports on offense will be humping the cart, and only one or two DPS will flank. The Rein needs to be wherever the main damage dealers are to soak up damage. Holding in a choke is never a good idea because it's too easy to take a lot of damage. Holding on the building right in front of the offense's spawn is a terrible idea because it's too far forward (too much space you'd need to back up if you're pushed). Holding on the other building parallel to the payload track (with the path leading back to the big health pack) is more risky than holding at the first building I mentioned because it's closer to the enemy's spawn, but it can be more rewarding (better sniper sightlines).
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>>150833606
>pummel itsy bitsy tiny man with rocket powered hammer
>takes no damage because he holds up his weebstick
???
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>yfw people have started buying new accounts to smurf on
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>>150833568
why does her icicle have damage falloff
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>>150831089
>tfw you play mercy and do fuck all
>They vote for you over the S:76 with 13k damage done or the D.VA with 75% kill participation.
>>
where do you get your overwatch lewds from
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>>150833403
>Blizz isn't going to introduce a whole resource system for him
They basically did that for D.Va's Defense Matrix though (the meter thing they added). Just take Tracer's Blink arrows, turn them green to match Genji's colors, and there you go.
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>>150833450
> WoW full of lowkey homo relations between NPCs
> famous worgen tranny follower
> diablo amazon dykes
> diablo 3 homo guards
Too much to list. At least they don't hamfist like other big devs, but rather sneak shit in.
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>>150833698
> Overwatch rule 34
Enjoy destroying your penis.
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Lol what the fuck it showed my placement matches when I lost a match

What a sad reminder that I rushed my matches and ended at 37, thanks blizzard
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Annyeong~
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>>150833802
Randomly got that yesterday
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>>150833802
>rushed my matches
what did he mean by this
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>>150833091
better than me
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One of the biggest problems with Genji is that his counters suck ass.

Mei? Unpickable trash that gets you rightfully reported by your team.

Winston? Incredibly easy to be hardcountered and with Zenyatta being a 100% pick he also just melts under Discord.
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>long ass match where both teams are beating the shit out of each other then tire time
>my team barely wins SD in OT
>only get this
fuck you
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>>150832636

I legitimately don't know if I'm terrible or not because the ranking system is fucking broken.
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>>150833698
pixiv and tumblr
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>>150833669
Because it moves so fast
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Is this the lowest MM you have ever seen?
I'm rank 40 up against rank 20 how
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>>150833801
>destroying your penis
thisismyfetish.jpg
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how do we fix Zenyatta?
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>>150833884
I had that too in exactly same setup, very close game and barely won on SD in OT
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>can't stop fantasizing about Doctor Ziegler forcing her meat down my throat and berating me it Swiss
Too early for this shit, stop giving me erections.
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>>150833956
nerf discord orb by giving it only 30% and a cooldown. why is he able to nonstop spam that shit in the frist place?
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>>150834001
>futa
>>>/d/
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>>150833884
>complaining about a close match giving low amount of elo
Do you know how Elo systems work?
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>>150834014
>why is he able to nonstop spam that shit in the frist place?

because you can remove it by simply removing LOS?
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>>150833721
You make it sound like there's no middle ground, like just implement it like hetero shit. That's what ArenaNet does, and it's pretty sweet/infuriating reading the assmad reactions.
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>>150833956
Buff widow
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>>150833665
>people are literally so bad at games that they have to start over when they hit a certain level

never understood "smurf" accounts
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>>150834064
you have to break LOS for 3 seconds
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>>150834060
>elo
>back to league of faggots mobabby
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>>150834087
um
most people on smurfs are really really good players who start playing against people close(-ish) to their skill level and going even or at least not stomping as hard
they smurf because they want to stomp
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>Defense heros are bad at Mid/High MMR but the devs wont buff them because bad players cry about them

Whats the best way of tanking my MMR so I can make these faggots miserable?
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>>150832664
RAPING
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>>150834143
Elo is a chess term retard
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>>150834087
It is subjectively fun to shit on people who are less skilled than you. I don't personally think so, but do you really not understand the appeal of having an alternate account to play when you are feeling demotivated on your main to dumpster kids and remind yourself that you are some degree of good?
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>>150833509
How about we just accept that supports having to babysit big strong dps is shit gameplay that only people who don't actually like fps games like and leave Mercy to rot at the bottom of the barrel.
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>>150833937
try being rank 85 and getting rank 39 in your game.
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>>150832664
Spanking. Imagine what a sound you could get from spanking that ass.
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>>150833694
can i get a source on that image?
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>>150834226
Is this a chess general?
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>>150834212
>implying blizzard cares about low and mid mmr
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>tfw bad at aiming unless it involves shotguns or arced projectiles
>Junkrat and Torb are shit and I hate playing Reaper
/owg/, how do I... git gud?
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>Working on my Mccree
>Getting closer and closer to that 40% accuracy
>Except when I stun+fan
>Literally can't kill anyone I hit
Is there some trick to this I'm not aware off?
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>>150834247
fuck off, medic in TF2 is fun
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>>150834232
but you aren't good at the game if you need to beat people below your skill level. you are just an insecure shitter
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>Be a Hanzo autistic cunt.
>throw a random arrow any where because you can't aim.
>1 shot kill.
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Should I go ahead and start competitive games now I'm level 25, or will it make any difference if I continue to higher levels first?
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>>150834291
Is this a mobashit general?
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Post first match of the day material!
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>>150834087
they're good for practicing new heroes in comp while not having to worry about your rank or stats looking bad.

Playing with viewers.

Relaxing and just fucking around.
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>>150834291
/sp/ is the chess board.

Also Elo is just a game-agnostic 1v1 ranking system. It came from chess but it's used all over the place and a lot of the other ranking systems are based on it.
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>>150833436
Tracer is just adorable. Even her hello lines at the start of game make me kawaiigasm

I always walk up to a tracer on my team in the pregame room and hello on her until she responds so I can hear her hello and get instantly good mood for the game
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>>150834143
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20745504371
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>>150834283
Hayashi Custom
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Why is Mei so goddamn fucking fat?
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I literally cannot stop playing Ana. pls send halp
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>>150834298
Cappacuck and his friend said on a dev stream that they are fine with the state of defense heros being a non-class because whiners will whine about it if they get buffed, I am not even joking

http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20747747476?page=1
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>>150834247
>teamwork and separation of powers is a bad gameplay mechanic
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Is there even a point to learning to play genji when blizzard is going to do something stupid like halve his movement speed within the month
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>>150834040
You don't know what futa means.
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>>150834192
if they're really good players then they wouldn't have to shit on new players to "stomp" people
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>>150834462
Ana is the most fun I've had next to roadhog

>sleep some stupid faggot tracer / reaper
>run up and shoot / bomb / shoot them
>return to healing my team
>oh no they're taking the point, have fun 1 shotting everything, reaper / soldier / reinhardt
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>>150834493
You can have teamwork without having one player have spend the whole game up someone's ass.
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>>150834443
thank
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>>150834464
the problem is that defense heroes in their current state are fine for the majority of the playerbase because they are too bad to make genji, mccree etc. outshine them

buff them and they are maybe viable at high elo/pro play, but for the majority of the playerbase who still can't deal with bastion or mei they will become completely broken

defense heroes would need complete reworks that give them some actual skill ceiling so higher level of play can make them work without breaking them for all the shitters
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SO I have been down to rank 49 from former 63.

Why the fuck do i get punished every time someone leaves? Especially when it's a whole random group? This happens WAY too much and the lower the rank the more retarded people I get teamed up with.

This is NOT fair. Give the guy who leaves a heavy penalty, not the group. Let the group stay on their rank, neither win or lose.
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>>150834218
Junkrat is not a rapist
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>>150834461
Because you visit Tumblr

Mei has been confirmed to be average with a damn fine ass and wonderful tiddies
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>>150834343
yeah, you don't fan, you idiot. just head click.
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>push as Lucio
>ask people to group up with me
>they don't
>die alone
>lose
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>Get the floor is Lava achievement on Lijang tower
>All for knocking four people off at the same time
Bliss
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>>150834635
because lol le team based game meme xD
the only real way to play is with 5 friends, anything else and you'll get fucked in the ass because blizzard logic
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>>150834635
>Give the guy who leaves a heavy penalty, not the group. Let the group stay on their rank, neither win or lose.
Make that "Give the guy and any premade group he was in a penalty" and it's a deal.
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>>150834192
>really really good
No, not really. Or at least not always. You can have a shitters who smurf and derank too for the same reasons. It's more fun to win games and dominate the scoreboard than it is to put in a 100% effort, still lose half the time, and rarely find yourself top fragging.
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show me your favorite meme /owg/
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>>150834704
did he died
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>>150834531
how does the quote go again?
"it's not enough that i should win, others should suffer"
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LAST BOX OF THE DAY
>see purple
>MUH MURICREE
>it's a symmetra victory pose

h-haha at least i got a purple for the first time in 5 crates right haha
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>>150834542

It really is. I think putting charging reins to sleep might be my favorite thing ever. Also, which skin do you like the most for her? I am rocking the...how to describe it. The one that makes her look like a destiny character I guess.

I just started playing her today, actually. I took a 3 week break from OW. you got any tips?
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>>150834778
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>Picks healer
>doesn't heal
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>be top500
>still only get 300 comp points
why would I give a shit about an icon and spray? I want more cp than the sub 70 retards
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>>150834778
I can't. I don't want to risk getting banned.
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>>150834776
>most people on smurfs
>most
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>>150834742
Yeah that would be fine, too. I know this is just to make sure a premade team doesn't get pulled down in case of a lose but as a random team this is fucking ridiculous.
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>>150834357
Default TF2 Medic, as fun as it is, is less fun than Mercy. Yeah, she can't Uber, but rez.
With the addition of Ana, the Crusader's Xbow/Overcharge play style is here as well.
To each his own, I guess.
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>>150834604
HOW TO BUFF DEFENSE FOR HIGH SKILL

> Bastion
* Make him change into turret form faster, but change out of it slower

> Hanzo
* Reduce headshot modifier, make it so fully charged shots can pierce enemies
* Enemies marked by Sonar Arrow give more ultimate charge to allies when damaged

> Junkrat
* Implying

> Mei
* Make her freeze enemies after doing 20% of their health in damage to counter full offense

> Torbjorn
* Reduce sentry health, but make it all armor so people don't get free ultimate charge off of it.

> Widowmaker
* Increase her fully charged sniper rifle damage to 135.
* Make the area of effect bigger on Venom Mine because nobody uses it right.
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>>150834635
>Let the group stay on their rank, neither win or lose.
>Oh it's looking bad, one of us should leave now so it doesn't count
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>>150834804
He was probably base jumping.
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>>150834819
I use the blue military outfit personally
Just don't tunnel vision I guess, I like to save sleep darts just in case a mcree starts lining his ult up.
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>>150833802
I had the same ratio of wins to loss and got 38. Didn't even rush it, I did it over the course of a week but I still got placed in shtter/quitter lobbies.
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>>150828741
why yes.
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some fine playin'
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>>150834906
upload it to pantsu.cat and link it
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>>150834951
What rank you at at the moment? 40 here, top was 43
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>>150834394
Did you even read my first post?

>>150834414
>1v1 ranking system
>implying sc2 has elo
>implying ow is a 1v1 game

just stop.

>>150834440
Dont link stuff you didnt read/understand yourself
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>>150834985
more like buttfuckin' that dumbass mccree
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>>150835057
Please read posts before replying to them.
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>>150835057
Team games use modified elo

>>150834985
>mcretards
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>>150834918
>default tf2 medic is less fun than Mercy
that's where we disagree. I think that Medic/Mercy is very fun to play, but then again, I only play with people I know and/or can communicate with.

Mercy just needs a more reliable way to defend herself -- Medic in TF2 is surprisingly lethal if you know how to fight with him. Buff her pistol and make the Genjis work for their kills. Plus, I want to see her able to build ult while m2'ing
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why is he so perfect
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>>150834604
But offense heroes don't have a high skill ceilling either
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>>150835191
>Plus, I want to see her able to build ult while m2'ing
She can though? As long as someone is actually doing damage and not just spamming a shield.
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>>150834921
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>>150835150
then again, this was also me

>>150834401
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>just want to play the game against people in my own skill level and git gud
>constantly thrown into games with prestige-star slathered prickshits
>literally can't even play because they're literal gods compared to me
make it stop, I'm level fucking 15 I can't deal with these all stars
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someone pls carry me to top 500 that spray's going to trigger my ocd forever
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>>150834847
>gets healed
>doesn't push
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Is there an idiot's guide to reinheart somewhere?
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>>150835041
37 because I got disconnected from the servers in the final round of a long as Anubis match after a string of losses. I got up to 41
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>>150835239
because he got best grill
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>playing numbani on attack as zarya
>trying to capture the first point
>nobody on the team pushes forward despite all having their ults
>decide fuck it and charge in
>launch a few shots to get their attention and trap them all in my ult
>die cus 6v1
>oh well, at least my team can wipe them and capture the point
>nope
>they all continue to stand at the bottom of the hill firing normal shots
>we lose
>"nice one zarya go alone" - team's widowmaker

I literally can't fucking win with this game
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>>150835336
You're probably better off getting therapy than getting carried.
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>>150835352
Press rmb
when lucio speed boosts you press q and lmb
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>>150835360
>happy halloween winston
What did they mean by this?
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>>150835360
young torbjörn skin when
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>>150835339
>gets healed
>walk up to medkit
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>>150835364

Use your mic to coordinate attack or dont fucking expect miracles to happen.

No one can read your god damn mind.
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>>150835364
That's the average Attack match for me in solo Q. My team are always too pussy to just rush at once and instead stand at the first door at Hana/Vodka Industries/etc. taking pot shots and wondering why they keep losing when they're wasting our clock.
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>>150835191
>Medic in TF2 is surprisingly lethal if you know how to fight with him.
Flashbacks of being hit with ubersaw
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>>150834542
Sleep is always fun, and yes, charging reinhardts are a nice target.

>>150834819
you mean the Shrike skin.
Bro-tips
- heal. I'm serious, forget about dealing damage unless it's extremely necessary.
- unscoped is projectile, scoped is hitscan. Remember that and try to scope as much as possible since that means instant hits
- if you gonna nade yourself, try and do it next to someone
- dart has a small delay where you can aim, also a projectile speed you need to learn
- nade your ult target right away so you can keep em up in case they get focused.
- STAY AS HUMANLY AWAY FROM EVERYTHING AS POSSIBLE. That's why you're a sniper.
Ana is fun as hell.
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Is there any hope for a demo system in this game like CS:GO/TF2/Dota have?
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>>150835308
>tfw just won a game against 6 lvl100+
>we only had one lv100 on my team and everyone else was around lv50
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>open summer games box
>summer games item is a duplicate
>tfw
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Just let Mercy huff her own stick on a standard cooldown
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>>150835504
>- unscoped is projectile, scoped is hitscan. Remember that and try to scope as much as possible since that means instant hits

That is the most important thing you could have told me. Thank you. I did not know that.
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>>150834640
>>150834218
It's not rape if it's Mei.
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>>150835503
exactly, Mercy needs better emergency damage, especially since all of her biggest counters are extreme CQC fighters. Not necessarily "fuck you, Tracers go home" damage, but enough to put up a fight until help arrives
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>>150835470
>just use your mic!! xDd

>implying they listen
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>>150835448
the enemy might take it
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Have you guys ever masturbated to this game?
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>>150835415
they meant that Winston couldn't be there to join them, and that they were keeping him in their thoughts because he's their friend
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>>150835685
started right when it was announced
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>>150835642
I havent had any issues when playing Ana and asking about that kind of stuff. But then again, I dont sound like im 10.
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>got the tracer skin third try

feels good especially after saving a ton of coins and getting fucked by blizard
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>>150835625
idk, her projectile is actually really strong if u can hit with it
and medic didnt have mobility like mercy
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>>150833403
>doesn't really fit with the design philosophy.
You are aware of the changes D.va got, correct?
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>>150835612
Junk would never do such a thing to Mei
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more lewd d.va please

thank you
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>>150835112
>>150835150
>no englando
>typino shittpostino
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>>150835773
>medic doesn't have mobility like Mercy
someone hasn't played tf2 since the latest update ALL mediguns now give have the quickfix buff where Medic inherits the heal target's movement speed
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>>150835824
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>>150835529
This is actually the most frustrating thing for me. Highlights and plays of the game exist, so obviously demos are being recorded somewhere but they're not being made available. Probably for the same reason there's no scoreboard.

>>150835625
My gut instinct would be to buff her staff melee. Better range than other melees (though melee in this game is insane anyway) and strong damage because it's a great big fucking stick.

>>150835773
The medic was actually faster than most the cast though. And you had real air control.
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>>150835685
dozens of times

that's the best video because s76 is my self insert and mercy is my best girl

>tfw ywn be high test manly man grizzled super soldier who fucks his cute 19 year old assistant
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>everyone is playing in stack with 60+45-49 shitters now
>played for 4 hours, literally got from 63 to 60
>I don't want to play this game anymore
>leavers everywhere

"Competitive".
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>>150835824
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>>150835191
I think the idea of Mercy's blaster dealing more damage the lower the target's health is could be very interesting.

Another possible idea is giving her danger-sense, so she's alerted enemies who are looking at her from the sides or back. A good Mercy player should already have eyes in the back of her head, but it would help lower skilled players.
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>>150835824
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>>150834424
I want to spread that ass.
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>>150835773
projectile is useless at killing Genjis that jump circles around you and Tracers that blink circles around you
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>>150835191
I think you didn't understand me. I do consider both Medic and Mercy to be fun. However the stock weapons for him were Meh at best.
Mercy's pistol was actually better but the nerfed it. Also I recall it had another projectile, like plasma balls, more appealing.
Hey, maybe they could buff Mercy's staff melee damage? That'd be fun.
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>>150835918
>19
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>>150835951
What's this?

Porn for Omnics?
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>>150836026
she was 19 during old overwatch she's 37 now
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>>150835847
>>>reddit
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>>150835948
They really need to make it so you can't queue compet with anyone who is 10 ranks away from you, 70+45 abusers can fuck right off
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>>150834635
>Give the guy who leaves a heavy penalty, not the group. Let the group stay on their rank, neither win or lose.
Then you're going to have people leave the game in cycles to make sure you only lose 1/6th of your rank. This is a cute idea on the surface but if you thought about it for a second you'd understand why this is stupid
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>>150835897
>>150835990
buffing the staff melee would be a good idea, because your most dangerous threats are people who will basically be attacking you from melee range anyway
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>>150835685
if you haven't you're honestly messing up
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Is Zarya not really a tank? Just played in a match where the Zarya player was complaining that the team didn't have any tank and disagreed that Zarya was a tank.
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>>150835593
Also, learn to cancel the reload animation. As soon as the mag clicks (and the number updates to 10/10) hit your melee button, otherwise the animation is really long.
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>>150835685
No, only to imouto's voice ;_;
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>>150836067
>>>/out/
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>>150834519
I am actually concerned about things like this when it comes to learning new characters.

I put a lot of time into Mcree when the game launched, and got cucked hard by that first nerf that made him almost useless.

I'm glad I have put an autistic amount of time into playing Mei, because when she finally gets buffed I will be unstoppable.
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>>150835848
huh. didnt know that thanks

>>150835897
that's fair. i kind of want her to have another separate melee weapon so that it requires a bit of skill to know when to switch, but i guess good players will be able to kill her anyways
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>>150835858
Fuuuug.
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>>150835747
>xD they don't listen to you cus u sound like ur 10
>i am clearly superior in every way xDD

who hurt you
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>unbox Weightlifter
>a few days later, Champion drops
Fuck, now I need to choose which one to use
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>>150836123
Glad I'm not the only one
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>>150835918
s76 is for Ana, not for Zeigler, literally everyone knows this, don't be a fool
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>>150836115
she's an off tank/tank+dps hybrid
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>im just practicing hanzo/widow XD
>its just QP xD
>>
>have one of the worst games I've ever had
>still gold medal over the 2 genjis and hanzo on our team
wew lads
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>>150836160
Champion. Gun looks better.
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I wish D.va's suit had a tiny heart-shaped area of the crotch cut out, just above the slit.
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>>150836168
>S76 is for Ana
Reinhardt is for Ana, pleb
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>>150836208
>playing unranked
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>>150835989
to be fair the same is true for mei LOL
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>>150836206
It is just QP, they're ok characters to learn and play, why are you mad ?
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>>150836157
>this projecting

You don't even try to use your mic, I bet. How sad. Well, enjoy your "shitty" teammates who watch as your ass runs in alone lol.
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>>150828650
Genji slices a dude in half
>WOOOOOOOOO
What's wrong with him?
Genji's drinking beer
>IM DRINKING BEER
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>>150836168
>implying prime specimen soldiers are monogamous
ana probably got dicked by rein and torb and reaper and much more and i bet s76 fucks anything that moves

also ziegler was literally just their cute little cumdumpster
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>>150836241
How much pubic hair do you think she has?
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>>150836246
Reinhadt has his assistant Bridgette, don't be retarded
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>Junkrat's launcher has rifling inside the barrel
>grenades don't spin while in flight
UMMMMM?
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>>150836115
That guy was clearly retarded. Zarya is a beast tank, but requires spacial awareness, timing and hands. Right now with the 2 tank meta she's best paired with a D.va
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>>150835824
d.lete this. she's too pure for your filth,
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>>150836308
Shaved bare, obviously. She's not a barbarian. She's perfect.
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>>150836308
She's keeping it natural, the perfect amount
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new thread >>150836351
>>150836351
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>>150836309
>say Reinhardt would so much as even look at Bridgette in a sexual manner
>calls someone else retarded
Epic
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>>150836115
Zarya and Hog are tanky DPS hybrids
Winston an Dva are kinda in the middle where they can protect their team but can go off on skirmishes in the backline of the enemy team
Rein fulfills the hard tank role
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>>150836357
>Shaved bare
>Perfect
Pick one
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>>150836412
>implying that consensual knight-squire love isn't the purest form of love
>>>/out/
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>>150834804
he doesn't have any poles so im gonna assume he has a parachute
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>>150836439
I expect to pleasure her with my tongue for hours on end. I can't do that if she's hairy.
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>>150836580
sounds like you need to git gud
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>>150836115
If she's sitting on the payload, she can take a blast of 600 damage before dying. Managing her 200 shields and self-bubble, she can take much more.

In Quick Play, Zarya players block an average of 3126 damage per game. This includes bubbling others and doesn't include her shield recharge, but it can still be compared to Roadhog's 2783 self healing per game, D.Va's 2061 damage blocked, and Reinhardt's 11k.
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>>150836357
While I agree that bare is perfect, I wouldn't expect it from a Korean.
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>>150834218
It always bothered me how old Junkrat looks in that picture

Fucker is 6 years younger than Mei
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>>150836081
yeah only if it's a premade group

>>150834742
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>>150836662
living in the wasteland ages you
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>>150834778
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https://www.reddit.com/r/Competitiveoverwatch/comments/4wdm2v/highly_suspicious_mouse_movement_by_envyus/

It's shit like this why I don't hate anyone for not being a good rank in competitive. Cheating is horribly rampant in Overwatch RN, grief and mid-game quitting's rampant, and until we've got some proper house-cleaning done on it all, we can't say Competitive is fair.

Granted, some people >40 are there for a reason, but the climb is full of shit like this.
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>>150837115
People have been freely and openly cheating in CSGO for years anon, even in the pro scene

overwatch stands no chance.
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>>150834809
It looks pink to me. Is it supposed to be purple?
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guys, somebody please fucking send help, I can't handle this solo queue shit.

How the fuck am I supposed to rank up when I'm getting put with teams that can't even deal with a fucking Bastion?

Fuck, it's not like low 50s were ever GOOD, but when the fuck did they turn into the 30s? People at this rank at least tried to make a comp and play their characters a few weeks ago, now it's like it's regressed to week one of quick play.

I just don't know what to fucking do. I play tanks with a high 60s/low 70s stack and have a positive winrate with them, everybody says I should have no problem being 65 or 70. My relevant stats are all top 20% or better. I just can't fucking carry 6v1 every damn game.

I'm so fucking tilted. I'm seriously on the goddamn verge of tears right now.
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>>150837370
>I'm seriously on the goddamn verge of tears right now.
anon, get a fucking grip and makes some friends to group with. there are regularly anons in this thread who want to group up for comp. find them.
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>>150837370
Quit getting mad at video games.
Take breaks inbetween rounds, you'll just perform worse AND get more mad.
Don't SoloQ, stick with your stack.
Take near lethal doses of adderal to carry harder, OR take near lethal doses of ritalin to stop getting mad.
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>The server closed due to an unexpected error.
>$40 game
>#1 FPS
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>>150837115
autism is off the charts
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>>150837694
I grouped with a bunch of new accounts, from like level 5 to 30. We got matched with a bunch of other new players. I'm surprised that Blizzard didn't give me MMR more weight. If I wasn't just playing Lucio to minimize my smurfing things might have gotten ugly.
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>>150837461
>>150837514
Yeah, I mean I know you guys are obviously right. I'm just a black hole of tilt right now after losing 3 games in a row to my team's inability to deal with a Bastion, and to be fair I quit out and I'm here instead of still playing and throwing games.

The problem, and the reason I'm stuck solo queuing, is that I simply can't find anybody around my level who can help me carry. The low-50s I've tried playing with have been as bad as the ones I get MMed with, and the good players are high enough ELO that it puts me into a bracket where we're at the team's mercy again because we're really not any better than they are. On top of that, the people I have that do come close simply aren't online when I am, and it's only playing when I have a stack that's put me in this situation to begin with, because the skill curve has obviously shifted and I got left behind since I wasn't playing.

As much as anything, I'm so damn frustrated with the way the rank system works. I mean, how can it not look at performance and see "ok, this guy's 15 levels below the average but he's winning games and topping the scoreboard, clearly we need to give him more points so that he can be at the level he's playing at"?
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>>150838334
I worked my way up to 61, but I've run out of people on my friends list this high. Solo queuing, I've lost three times in a row. One more and I'm back to being a rank 59 pleb. I'm too scared to queue up again.
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>>150838530

end of season rewards are based on your highest attained rank, not current rank, so go nuts
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>>150830358
Basket ball hoops in the transport ships, maybe? They added confetti, seems reasonable they'd add voice lines too
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>>150838609
But my current rank measures my worth as a human being.
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>>150838334
>>150837370
>>150837370
When you're tilt, take a break. And I don't mean 'from Competitive' I mean Overwatch PERIOD. Masturbate, go for a walk, download a movie you've never seen, ANYTHING. And don't come back until you're not mad at video games. Quit getting mad doesn't mean 'change your behavior by MAGIC', it means 'stop doing the thing that makes you mad and just reset your emotional palate'.

ONLY play competitive when you're emotionally at your best, especially in solo queue. You have no reason to put yourself into a funk just for ELO. Get yourself into the groove first with some Quick Plays to get into the rhythm. Be ready to walk into Competitive with the confidence that, whatever happens, you're here to have fun. Don't think about where you SHOULD be, futures are a mishmash of a million possiblities and factors you can't control for, so don't worry about it. Focus only the next level, or the next CP level.

Know that sometimes teams are just going to be bad in solo queue. And that's fine. If you are upset with banter, leave right after victory or defeat, you don't need to stick around for the points. No, you don't, you can figure out what you got faster by going to career profile if you're so curious. Sometimes you can't work with friends, (or sometimes you're like me and don't want to work with friends because you don't want them to see how shit you are at Overwatch, but that's neither here nor there) so you either run with groups, or you take the bitter pill that is solo queue.

Hell, Overwatch is a drug for some of us, so here's some AA wisdom dereligified for the le-tips in the general. "Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference."
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>>150835858
>D.Va working on a meka
>People don't read the lore
>Alternatively she's just posing for a pin-up
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>>150834343
Dont use fan of the hammer, aim for the head instead
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>>150838651
I know you're joking, but ask yourself this; if your current rank is how much you measure yourself, why would you ever play again? Surely you'd want to preserve where you are. But no, you tell yourself, you can do better. Except there's the risk that if you fail, you'll won't just lose the match, you lose what you had in the first place. And somehow that negates the fact that you were courageous enough to want to improve on a score you're willing to parade to us?

Don't worry about the future, congratulate yourself for the rank you got and just go into each match with the feeling of 'I want to win this match to do better'. Not that 'I may never lose more than X number of matches before I win Y number of matches' or you'll go bonkers with fear. Every match is its own microcosm, don't worry about the bigger context, just work hard on each one. Relish the victories, accept the defeats, and only stop if you're not having fun.
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>>150830358
>Why are Reaper and Soldier sayin' shit like "nothin' but net" if they don't play the sports gimmick mode?

But the problem is that they do play it sometimes.
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>>150834343
lol I have the opposite problem. Fan the hammer is super accurate, but I can't headshot for shit.
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>>150837675
Best part is the math was WRONG, it was filmed in 30fps, not the 144fps the math uses
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I'm tired of playing Lucio, I like him, but being forced to play him every single game is getting old quickly. It's been so long since I've had the opportunity to play another hero that I don't even feel comfortable with them anymore. If I don't choose Lucio my team will rollout without a healer too, so I can't just pick what I want which is pharah but she is a lot harder to use now and you'll catch shit for picking her. The worst part about playing him is that I never feel like I've made an impact on the game, whether we win or lose.
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I want to cuddle the buff woman!
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>Go a match with 3 golds as Zenyatta
>Something like 32 eliminations, 35% healing, blah blah blah
>Lose an entire fucking rank when we lose

what the FUCK is wrong with this system
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>>150839367
I am in need of highly personal training
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>>150838750
Where do you get this breakdown from? I can only find masteroverwatch and overwatchtracker and they don't have this art style.
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>>150840807
overbuff.com
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