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>Official Website
https://playoverwatch.com

>The Oversheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/

>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/0HaMLiu7

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Overwatch DPS Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRRPaiMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0
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hana song
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When will this ninja be nerfed?
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>>150776634
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tfw mei will never give you a warm hug and tell you that everything is going to be okay
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> young Ana will never told you to get comfy on your bed
> she will never ride your dick for hours
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Amelie is cute, CUTE!
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Why is she so cute?
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Post yfw MAXIMUM CHARGE
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>>150777052
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>>150777052
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>>150777052
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Daily reminder that /vg/ is a Christian imageboard and that lewdposting is not allowed.
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>>150776743
when enough people whine about him
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>>150777314
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>>150777314
kill urself my man
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>>150777314
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ice wall is the strongest non-ulti skill in the game
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>>150777684
and it just got 10 feet higher
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>>150777684
you mean deflect
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>>150776441
>I can bench MORE than you!
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>>150777314
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>>150777314
Oh yeah?
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how did you last DEATH BLOSSOM go for you /owg/?
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Post Harambe.
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>>150776634
>>150776764
>>150776918
>>150776927
>>150777314
fuck off you fucking weebs
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>>150777837
>less than 10 minutes as Reaper
>Death Blossom ready
>die before shooting anyone
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Why si Hanzo allowed to oneshot tanks?
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How do we rebalance the game teams that don't have a healer can beat a team of similar skill that does have a healer?
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>uses cute or pixel sprays
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>>150777816
>>150777052
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>>150778096
By having the team without healer stop being retarded and pick one?
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>>150777551
>>150777823
d-delete these
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>play Reinhardt
>nobody ever walks behind the shield
>everybody run through it, around it, or just runs away from the point
>abandon shitter teammates and charge right in
>win
>get 4 gold
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>>150778258
this. any other reply is forfeit
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>>150777818

Her hair looks like a wig.
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>I am capturing the obj- THE DRAGON BECOMES ME
the way distant allies interrupt themselves without turning off the mic when something happens
that's pretty orgasmic for some reason
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>>150778389
It is a wig because she has cancer
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>playing comp Dorado
>get absolutely rolled on the first two points
>point three
>switch to D.va
>enemies are about to capture it
>I jump on it when it's so close the distance wasn't even showing anymore
>we're actually able to fight them back multiple times
>beat them back in overtime and win the round
>nobody can believe that we actually won after getting stomped so hard
>round 2
>we get the payload to the destination and win the game
D.va: 1
Badguys: 0
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>>150778620

Oh
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>>150778604
smacks
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>>150778604
looks like a great white shark with its mouth open in the lower right based on the thumbnail
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I'm bad at the game but keep winning
Should I change my strategies or stay the same?
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>Open box
>Orange
>Oh shit son
>It's bloodhardt
>I use the default skin because it's already my favorite
>My summer drop is yet again a player icons

STOP GIVING THESE TO ME, I ALREADY HAVE THEM ALL
FUCK
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>>150778370
>be 76
>rein baits his team into thinking he'll actually be useful by holding his shield up for two seconds at the choke
>immediately charges in and dies giving the enemy team unlimited ult charge
>repeats his mistakes
>lose with 4 gold medals
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>>150778808
if ur bad you wouldn't be winning kiddo
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>Enter a KOTH map
>4 people on my team are in a party
>None of them higher than level 40
>The opposite team has 5 in a team
>They're all at least above 150
>We're getting absolutely shit on that they take us all the way back to our spawn room door
>Go Bastion and for the majority of the match are bastion just fending them off from our own spawn
>Anyone who leaves our spawn door dies nearly instantly
>Accept we've lost but just plowing them down anyway
>Get kicked for inactivity
>mfw
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>>150778808
I'm great at the game but keep losing.
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How many Competitive Bux will you be getting, /owg/? I'm getting 200.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10925183
Rank 0-39: 10
Rank 40-45: 20
Rank 46-49: 40
Rank 50-52: 60
Rank 53-55: 80
Rank 56-59: 120
Rank 60-64: 200
Rank 65+: 300
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20748074764#post-1
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>>150778773

I thought it was an overwatch version of the ape being fed a watermelon by that laughing asian
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>>150779275
60
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There was an Aussie looking for others to play with last night.

Post your tag, mate.
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>>150779275

F R E E G O L D E N
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>>150779275
300
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>>150779472
Do you main Junkrat or Roadhog?
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Does MEKA spawning cause damage?
Sometimes I'll get PotG and my ult only kills two people and then immediately after i spawn when another mech and I haven't done anything I'll get a solo kill credit on someone

Happened at the end of this match in just had too, a Genji was headed towards the objective and I just summoned my mech and when I got back I got credit on the kill feed and his sword was directly under me.
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>>150777052
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>>150779723
Yeah, not much though, I just killed my first person with the Meka today after about 24 hours of D.Va
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>>150779723

It does 50 damage and a pretty sizeable knockback

I've used it to kill a charging reinhardt before. Couldn't stop laughing
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>>150779546
>maining

Junkrat is one of my better characters though.

Putting a trap and det pack near a health pack station is one of life's little joys
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>>150780037
>fucking around in QP on Ilios
>keep putting my trap on the same healthpack
>keep trapping and killing the same Tracer
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Do you consider putting down a spray or emoting after a big play to be griefing?
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What is the most cancerous mechanic and why is it healer clases?
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>>150780114

Trap tilts people so much. Junkrat is like the king of tilt.

>Tilt people when you blow them up as they try to walk down a 'safe' hallway
>Tilt people when you kill them with total mayhem when they walk over you
>Tilt people when you kill them when you werent even aiming remotely at them
>Tilt people with steel traps right on top of health packs
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when are we getting the loli genji skin?
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>>150780315
You forgot throwing mines in the faces of flankers.
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What's wrong with Hanzo?
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>People that play winston in quickplay

Literally wasting your time, you're not having fun and you're not practicing or getting better at anything. These people are mouthbreathers
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>>150780285

No? If that genuinely upsets you then how sensitive are you holy shit

>Omg this fictional video game character just did a little dance after it killed me FUCKING TRIGGERED SO HARD

People call it "griefing" or "bm" when in reality they're upset they lost and are looking for something to fault the person that killed them with
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>>150757169
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>>150780439
>you're not having fun

Subjective
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>>150780484
tracer is a shitter hero but i'm migrating there because it has more posters and posts
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>>150780714
cancer
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>>150780439
lmao this is also true for, shitrat, torbjorn, reinhardt, dva which i guarantee you play, also about the way you play

>>150780315
>>150780114
>>150780037
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>>150781113
D.Va takes skill though so what is your argument
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>>150780714
That's literally being /b/.
Which is incredibly funny since /vg/ users constantly bash /v/ for being like /b/.
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I don't even. Was on D.Va.
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>>150780439
don't worry i am a mcree main, no one can hate me :3
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> Win with tracers on attack and then three tracers on defense
I don't know if we were lucky or if the enemy team were drooling neanderthals
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>Every win I get, I feel the losses creeping ever closer
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>>150781440
forced 50%
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>>150781316
People don't know the melee key exists at shitter tiers
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>>150780567
this shit isnt even surprising anymore
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>>150780468
It doesn't upset me, I was wondering what other people think after some argument about it in my group

Personally I do consider it at least in bad taste, even if it doesn't upset me. Mainly because those people are wasting time in the game when they could be doing other things and the only reason they do it is to try to anger the enemy team.
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>>150781286
dva takes 0 skill that is why you have infinite ammo
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>Killcam
>Torb fires off a couple shots at our Ana, who sidesteps
>I round the fucking corner and get hit in the face by the projectile
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>>150781624

Tilting the enemy is a genuine strat
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>>150781780
the amount of times this has happened to me with hooks, spamzo arrows and other bullshit is infuriatingly high.
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Is your reward at the end of the season based off of your current skill rating or the highest you achieved at any point during the season?
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>>150781780
>Roadhog attempts to hook our D.Va
>D.Va boosts out of the way
>And allows it to grab me, the fucking Lucio
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>>150779275
F R E E G O L D
R
E
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G
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L
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>>150781680
Play heroes before you talk about them anon
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>>150779275
200, but I already have 100 so

F
R
E
E

G O H L D
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playing on US servers is so much more fun since people communicate all the time. EU it's silent as fuck
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why are there two threads
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>>150778543
>DIE DIE -GUUH
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>>150782054
lol, dont get upset jsut becuase i insulted your e-girlfriend
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>>150781826
But it shouldn't be. At least, not from sprays/emotes. It just makes the experience shit for everyone and enables the people who do it to continue being cunts for longer.

Think about how everyone hates egotistic 13 year old Genji or Reaper players, who seem to be most prone to doing this (also D.va players). They're going to keep doing this for years, instead of having no way to engage in it and slowly growing out of it.

It's like when people tease you or something, you are generally best off simply not reacting. Except here, the whole system is designed to enable them to be shitters.
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>>150782297
because the janitors haven't deleted this one yet
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>>150782408
I'm upset because you insulted me, not her
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>Metayatta
>MFW People still underestimate Windowmaker

how quickly ominiggers forget
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>>150782442
this one is superior because Tracer is shit.
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>>150782414

You can only be tilted if you let yourself be tilted

If you let yourself be tilted, then you're weak and just falling to the strat.

ITS JUST NATURE JACK
TAKING ITS COURSE
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>>150780567
What the fuck is happening here? Did he instalock on the reaper after his ult went off?
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>>150781974
Tell me your secrets for solo queue
Inb4 git lucky
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>>150782503

>These people are mouthbreathers

>I'm upset because you insulted me, not her

wew dad
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>>150782918
I never said that, that was another anon.
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>>150782720
It's not tilting me, but it does tilt others. And I think it encourages their shitty behavior and therefore should not be a thing, for the overall long term health of the gaming community, which is infested with enough cunts as it is.
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>>150782856
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LgZdVJhlPk

It happened twice too.
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>>150783238
I think that might be his high noon not an aimbot
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>>150783381
Yeah dude, High Noon just snaps your cursor onto players behind walls.
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Does Bastion need a rework?

How should Blizzard go about it?
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>>150782902
I hate to say it but you answered your own question.
I just played two games and went back to 72. It was one of those "The other team is straight up just better" or "My team evaporates the moment I fight anyone" set of matches.

My advice other than get lucky is to try to get the team to communicate, ask everyone if they are playing heroes they are good at, and to stick together.

Other than that you are at the mercy of the draw for solo Q.
I had good luck playing in a 2 queue to help my friend in the mid 50's. That's where the spike to 70 came from.
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>>150781440
is that from the flinstones?
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>>150783694

He needs his shield back.
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>>150780567
>>150783238
"pro e-sports"holy shit even a scrub could tell he's hacking
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How do I overcome my team being shit on solo queue? Who do I pick?
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>>150785221
dva
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>>150784203
really looks like it anon
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>>150783858
Well then. Guess I'll have to convince my friends to queue for comp.
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>>150783694
Recon mode needs work . Buff the rifle and give an alt fire like armour or sheild pericing rounds to counter other characters.
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>>150780567
why aint they banned yet?
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>>150778543
>Hanzo turns on his mic, says THE WOLF. HUNTS. FOR HIS PREY. and that's all
>turns off his mic
I giggle every time.
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>>150782354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oWVkskfUH8
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>>150777818
who's this tracer and where i can find it?
:3
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Mercy is cute. CUTE!!!
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i want to pat dvas head
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>tfw 64
>one rank off getting the full CP reward

I sense a horrible losing streak.
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Vallutaja is a cheater
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Overwatch would be instantly improved if these three were removed from the game.

Prove me wrong. Pro tip- you can't.
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>>150787385
http://jumpsuitedmonster.tumblr.com/
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>>150788494
t. feeder
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>>150788494
You are terrible at this game.
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>>150787912
I want to pinch D.Va's cheek.
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>>150788696
Thumbnail looks like she's holding a dick
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>>150788810
Hana is NOT for lewd!
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>>150788494
>being this assblasted about the weakest defense hero

How does it feels to be rank 30?
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>>150788592
>Faggot hitscan hook nigger that OHKOs half the cast
>Fat ice whore
>And don't even get me started on faggot weeb swordsman
Of the three Roadhog is the least of an issue, his only problem is that his hook shouldn't have anywhere near that short of a cooldown.
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>>150788875
>pretty girl
>not for sexual
fag
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>>150788975
Not for lewd with the likes of you, anyway.***
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Real talk tho is there literally any practical reason to pick Pharah over Genji? He does her job but better in every way.
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>Playing competitive
>Doing well
>Server shuts down

Why does this seem to happen to only me?
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>>150789269
Phara has an explosion radius, and is harder to hit.
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>>150789521
>Pharah
>hard to hit
nigga wat
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>Zenyatta's line inspire me
>Feels ridiculous because by the end of the day he's a 3D model in a video game

I can't help it.
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>>150790297
what line?
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>>150790542
Just the majority of them.
Forgot the S on lines.
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>>150790297
It's okay anon, I'm in love with Hana Song and she isn't real.
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God fucking dammit
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>>150779275

This is way too generous, 65 is an easy rank to attain and gets a free gold weapon. I feel kinda jipped for getting 76 and not getting more than shitters at 65.
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>Be in comp gaming
>Fucking stomping the enemy with some great teamwork
>Suddenly one disconnects
>Get steamrolled in a 5v6
>Lose

HOW. IS. THIS. FAIR.

HOW.
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>>150790890
t. from my premade
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>>150790297

Made by real people, using real voices. Don't overthink it.
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>>150776441
who d va here??
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>>150791927
https://www.overbuff.com/players/pc/darkcaedus-1438
I D.Va here.
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>comp hanamura
>steamroll shit
>team member dc's
>ohboyherewego.jpg.gif.wav.mp3
>we still steamroll
>mfw
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>>150757169
migrate you dumb fucks
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>>150791927
me
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>>150792113
Literally fuck you
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>>150792187
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>>150786660
e-sports bullshit brings new players in

Taimou also blatantly cheats, Blizzard turns a blind eye at them
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>>150792180

Jesus fuck she's cute.
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>>150792420
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will blizzard ever address the fact you NEED reinhardt to win any map in the game
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>>150792585

But that's blatantly not true.

Only certain payload points do you need him for.
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>>150792585
you don't though
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>15 boxes
>still nothing worth
I want to kill myself at this point
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>>150792878
keep opening boxes goyim, eventually you will get what you want )))
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>>150792979
copy that
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>see this
what do?
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>>150793181
That's not Hana Song!
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>>150793181
A good night out in the Olympic village.
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>sleep someone with Ana
>move in to combo them
>a widowmaker wakes him with her SMG
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>>150794023
how do you wake someone?
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>>150791927
i d.va
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>Ennemy Zaryah throw her ult at us
>Caught the whole 6 of us with their whole team shitting damages at us
>Givememywings.jpg
>Experience tranquility motherfuckers
>Still didn't healed enough to get the Cute spray

FUCK
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lets make an event
lets make it so you can get duplicates
lets make it so there are only like 5 good drops and they all have the highest rarities that you need to get among like 1300 possible drops
lets make it so you can't buy anything with the coins EVERYBODY saved for the new skins

haha blizzard!
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>>150794828
>Let's throw in a bunch of flag player icons to dillute the drop pool even more
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>>150792979
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>>150794060

damage them
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I've only tried it twice, but both times I went Attack Symmetra (always on Dorado which I feel is well adapted to it with its narrow corridors and payload for memesentry attaching) were a great success with blowout victories.

Actually, placing a teleporter in the spawn room under the final point is amazing. Saves a full 30 seconds per person in walk I'd say. Plus her meme gun clears contesting tracers, genjis, and lucios off the cart like a Winston with a discord orb.

It's fun - I would never be able to try this kind of strat if I was soloqueuing. People would bitch and moan and report without giving it a chance.
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>>150794023
>Sleep a nanoboosted primal raging ape an inch away with 10 health left
>Our Dva shoots him from 30 meters away with her tickle gun, but it does the 1 point of damage necessary for him to wake up and fuck my shit up
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>>150796058
Comp or QP?
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>>150796457
Comp but it's not serious level comp, just 55

I know you can't have fun at high levels of play
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>>150796523
>I know you can't have fun at high levels of play
You do well learning that.
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Anyone have a blank version of the summer items checklist?
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>>150794121
How cute.
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>Attack Dorados
>Everyone take their pick except the last guy
>Go McCree at the last second
>We had no support beside me being Zen
>"I suck at support"
>"You don't say" and go Lucio
>"I'm top 3 eu mccree chuck"
>Apparently the top 3 eu Mccree can't fuck up Pharrah taking a stroll midair, Genji zooping his manbuns around us, or even a giant fucking ape that's giving the hot monkey dick to everyone
>We lose, no shit sherlock
>He sperg out in chat blaming everyone
>He's rank 64

This game is bad for my blood pressure.
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>>150777052
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Tfw 300 cp for rank 65+

Fuck comp I'm still collecting my golden wep
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Raindancer or Thunderbird?
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>>150798206
rolling for raindancer dubs confirms
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>>150798206
>>150798572
Oy vey, it's cultural appropriation goyim!
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>>150779275
does it take highest rank or finishing rank :S
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>>150798206
Mechaqueen is the only option desu
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>>150779275
200 if I don't move my ass and gain 4 ranks.
I just can't get past 63 though, everytime I hit it shit go south, and god know I'm trying.
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precision german engineering
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where do i find this 'sr'?
is that just my rank?
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>>150800391
yes
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Guys http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2445240

This is too cute. And it's translated.
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>>150797018
Anyone?
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>>150796523
46 here, shit. You can't even have fun at low levels of play. Everyone acts like they're top 500 and must obey the meta at all times. They spend more time in the chat scolding me than actually playing the game.
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crazsniper has autism and i hope he kills himself
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>>150795290
>tfw can't even get my own country's flag
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If Mercy is from Switzerland, why doesn't she speak Swiss? Sounds like German but don't we already have Reinhardt as the Germain hero?
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>>150779275
>only with Rank 65+ do you get a free 300
>have to get 300 for every single hero they ever make.
So, let's look at this mathematically. Four seasons every year, you get 65 every single season for one gold weapon a season. Of course you can rack up 300 wins in two-and-a-half months for an extra one, but that means getting at least four, every day, and then all those four wins making it up to Rank 65 or more.

So, best case scenario, let's say you have two gold skins a season. And at the rate of release we've had, we could easily expect the next hero to appear next season, so one hero, every season.

If these patterns continue, and you make this Overwatch competitive stuff go PERFECTLY, (two gold skins, one new hero a season)you are asking for the chance to get Gold Skins on ALL of your heroes, current and new, in 21 seasons, or five year and three months.

I mean, if Overwatch get to the point where they make another 21 heroes. LoL's made a shitload, though, so it's not too hard to imagine. Every hero's got some backstory you could pull from.

-Who runs the Shimada Clan now that Hanzo defected and Genji mecha'd up?
-What became of the sentient gorillas on the moon after Winston left them? Who leads them now?
-What started up the Omnium in Russia that's currently fueling the Second Omnic Crisis? Perhaps one of the God Programs escaped?
-The Deadlock Gang that McCree was a part of, the ones that pulled the heist in Route 66 and started the whole map stuff, who's with them NOW that McCree left?
-Reaper, Talon and probably Sombra can't be the only high-rank members of Talon, right? Who else is part of that organization?
-As Tekhartha Mondatta is now dead, who will lead the Shambali? Would said Omnic be as passive as Zenyatta or other Shambali?
-Who or WHAT made Reaper what he is today?

And that's just all I can think of off the top of my head. So yeah, lots of heroes, lots of gold weapons to get. LOTS of Grinding to do.
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>>150779275
60

I try my best I really do, next season for sure
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>>150779275
40...
Though to be fair, all I'm good at is Pharah and Bastion, and didn't start right in May like you guys did.
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how do i get better? i'm tired of being a shitter

op links don't point me anywhere useful
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>>150802170
>Who or WHAT made Reaper what he is today?
Mercy.
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>>150779275
40, but I'm going to aim higher
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>speak swiss
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>>150802715
From what I've seen, you don't get genuinely creative or good with a hero, until you've used it at least twice as much as whatever number of hours you're thinking of right now

It's okay if you're not that good in Season 1. Being great right out of the gate while they're still fine-tuning everything is a silly demand. Just practice LOTS in quickplay. Pick an Attack hero, Pick a Defense Hero, trade off, learn their strengths and weaknesses, learn how to counter counters and you should be just fine.
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>>150779275
i don't like the golden weapons, since im not a nigger. can I just save my credits to buy whatever they have next season
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>Slowly but surely getting better at Zen
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Oh FUCK

Now that she doesn't look have to look like shit, i can for the first time try playing Zarya.

Any tips?
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>>150783694
Now you can keep it spinning by holding down the right mouse button but without firing, although you make a LOT of noise with it. Basically give it the side-power Heavy in TF2 has with his main.
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>>150804198
>it
The turret mode I mean. Now countering Genji is a little easier than just 'who is that hero, better shoot at i-FUCK ITS GENJI STOP STOP fuck im dead'
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>>150804381
How would that help counter Genji, I don't get it.
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>>150804192

Go into control options, pick Zarya in the dropdown and enable friendly health bars fro her.
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>defending coinflip on volskaya
>attacking team boosts into garage room, all are in the room
>rein charges in and instantly gets fucked
not like i wanted to win anyway
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Is there a list of all the summer items you can get? I'm autistic enough that I'm going to try and grind for as many as I can. I at least want to get all the skins before it's over.
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>>150779275
>1 rank from 300

I just wanted to grind QP for boxes.
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>just got a 27 kill streak on Hanamura point B.
>on attack

What was that....
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>>150804508
thanks
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>>150804952
There's a checklist.png but people only post filled-in versions of it, never the blank one.
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>>150804506
Genji's deflect is the bane of Bastion, and you have to pull off the fire once you realize what he's doing. But it's usually so far away that pulling off doesn't help as it reflects from so far you can't tell. So in line with his noise being a weakness, I'd trade off being quiet as a turret in combat for a little more leeway with Deflect. It's hard to explain, but it's easier for you mentally to move your hand pressure to another finger than just take it all off.

It's helped me move faster at not firing at Deflect to switch for a second to right-click, and then flip back than force my finger out of the moment. You want to move your whole finger up, and that gives a few tenths of a second to put it back down after, giving him time to whisk behind you or on-top of you and shuriken you to death. Basically, just make what I do into a move, a load of WHIRRWHIRRWHIRR noise that is basically a big signal that a Bastion's nearby, in exchange for more control over your turret spray. It makes reloading more easy to time for than just 'reload on off break' but it cuts down on the sneakiness of Bastion hiding as a turret, if you choose to play that way.
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Can anyone explain to a new player why winning a ranked game is worth 2 hashmarks on the level up but losing is usually a level and a half or more? I can't possibly maintain a 3:1 win / loss ratio as I solo queue and my rank just keeps plummeting.
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>>150805416
it doesn't need to spin, as it fires instantly
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>tfw the golden weapons look really cheesy
>tfw if I don't get them for my "main" people will think I'm a shitter
Help.
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>>150805867
you know it redirects the bullet using your crosshair right?
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>>150805614
I'll let Jeff explain. But simply put: if you are a soloqueue player, you are always going to go down. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA0bgE2P1oA
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>>150779275
>Not interested in comp at all
>See rewards and decide to grind out my last 4 placement matches
>place 65
I don't even know what to get, I don't really like any character enough to buy a gold weapon for them.
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>>150779275
>out all day
>come home and see this

GOLDEN WEAPON BOIS
GG EZ 300 CP

Seriously though, now everyone is going to have one and now I won't feel speshul
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>>150781113
>not playing torbjorn on defense to ruin everyone's fun
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>new to game
>like roadhog, probably my favorite character
>absolutely shit at him
is there a worst feeling
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>>150806089
>place 65
FUCK YOU
EAT A LITERAL DICK
EAT FIVE LITERAL DICKS
DICKS FOR ALL YOUR MEALS
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MORE SOCCER MOM ZARYA PLEASE
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>>150806217
Everyone has realized that Roadhog = free ults. You'll have to avoid being in the open too much.
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>>150776441
>lost 8/10 placement matches because ME OOGA TEAM BOOGA
>in one of the ones we won I went 38-0 in elims/deaths
>got placed 38
>tried to play comp today because I got tired of QP matchmaking trying to make me carry low level shitters
>get disconnected from the server in the final round
>boot it back up
>37
THANK YOU BLIZZARD FOR THIS GREAT GAMING EXPERIENCE :^)
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>>150806002
Jesus Christ we have to add a link to this in the OP. Consecutive wins and losses multiply the rank change. IF you're doing bad then take a break or play some qp.

>>150806217
How? I usually have 3-4 medals at a time with him. 5 if our only healer is an Ana.

>>150806156
Majority of people are still under 50, or around there.
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>>150806089
im the same
im just going to get widow's rifle so qp shitters shut up about me picking widow
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>>150806279
nobody gives a shit about your gorilla fetish
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>ilios
>be streetpig, because I'm tired of depending on teammates for anything ever
>35 kills, 8 deaths
>gold elims
>gold damage
>gold obj elims
>silver obj time
>silver healing
>they have a soldier 76 I hook and delete every single time I see him
>hook him out of his ult twice
>hook pharah out of her ult twice
>m2 delete genji out of his ult
>m2 delete mcree out of his ult
>hookdelete their lucio about half the time
>can only catch their tracer once, she was pretty good
>triple or quad kill everytime I ult
>always alone
>hit tab
>teammates all dead
>lose
>derank

Streetpig is best pig but goddamnit this is supposed to be a team game not a 1v6
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Switch to dot reticle it will jump you up a few ranks

your welcome
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>guy comes on voice chat at the end of game just to sheepishly call someone a douchebag
>he played Hanzo the entire game when everyone was trying to get him to switch
>keeps trying to talk shit

God, I genuinely love moments like that. Can't even get mad at it.
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>>150806089

>I don't really like any character enough to buy a gold weapon for them.

I know that feel. It's either the weapon is good but the skills are meh or vice-versa, so i can't really be in love with any hero like TF2 classes.
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>>150806563
have you tried not running in alone

i've heard that's a good way to not be always alone
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>playing with randoms
>we all pick Tracer for fun
>capture the first point
>all 6 leave
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how did your last JUSTICE REIGNS FROM ABOVE go for you /owg/?
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>>150806729
triple kill
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>>150806729
It went
>JUSTICE REIG-
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>>150806729
solo ulted a reaper
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>>150802956
Switzerland speaks multiple languages, actually.
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>>150806729
>JUSTICE REI-blalalalaaaugh
>I'm your huckleberry
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>Junkrat on our team has his finger taped to left mouse button
>Genji keeps running up and pressing E so we're all getting spammed by our own Junkrat every time Genji's E is off cooldown
>Junkrat doesn't have enough awareness to stop spamming when Genji is in front of him deflecting
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>>150806563
>nepal
>I'm rein
>team can't kill a goddamn thing, at all, not once
>I have gold with 3 kills
>fuck it
>"listen I will kill them you guys just handle the point"
>go bastion
>fucking erase 4 of their players from the point
>the other 2 kill 5 of my team
>"FUCK DON'T GO BASTION YOU'RE GONNA LOSE THE GAME FOR US FUCKING IDIOT"
>stay bastion, now their rein and junkrat only hunt me instead of getting near the point
>fucking erasing 2 or 3 of them everytime they push the point
>fucking erasing their rein and junk when they come after me
>it's 5v2 on the point in our favor
>motherfucking team can't handle it
>they're dropping like flies
>I can't both kill everyone and be on the point
>lose
>"FUCKING BASTION LOST THE GAME FOR US FUCKING CUNT"
>gold medals out the ass
>card for 40% of team's damage

fuck shitter league goddamnit, my skill keeps improving but I can't get any ranks back because of bad luck and how dependent I have to be on my team. I need to tank for them so there's someone on the point, but I also need to dps for them because they aren't getting kills, but I also need to go healer because somebody chose symmetra as sole support, but I also need to flank because they're just running into the choke and dying. I mean, I'm switching roles from healer to dps between rounds and still pulling gold for damage, and still de-ranking. Blizzard, you are shitting on decent people in solo queue by making their contribution to the match irrelevant next to their luck in landing in decent teams.
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>>150806263
>mfw I solo queued too
In all seriousness what the fuck are you doing that you can't manage a decent rank? If all else fails just play genji. If you're even slightly above mediocre you'll carry shitters into the 70s.
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>>150806673
>nobody pushes ever
>just stay with the team
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>>150806368
yes it's always someone elses fault.
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>>150806729
jumped into the air and a fucking tree branch or something get in my way so i couldnt see what the fuck i was shooting at but i killed 2 people
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>>150806897
nothing worse than stubborn DPS who cant kill shit
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>>150806673
you misunderstand, friend anon. I go in with a team and they vanish like dust on the wind, but I, mighty StreetSwine endure and carry on. My team arrives again and again dies.

Confused as to where they've gone to, I hit tab only to find that they're all dead...again.
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>>150806729
genji ulted and reflected it at my team by mistake.
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>>150806897
>team keep losing 5v2's
I killed FOUR of them with my ult and damaged the other two, PLEASE JUST PUSH THE POINT AND KILL THEM
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>>150778543
Glad I'm not the only one that thinks this. McCree and Reaper are my favorites.
>Quit lollygagging an- STEP RIGHT UP
>We're losing th- CLEARING THE AREA
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>>150805186
Pls post the checklist. I can always edit it.
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>main roadhog
>head into qp
>find some poor soul practicing genji
>collect fun

Nice game lolbaboons
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>>150807093
>Back in my day we'd have this payload delivered al- TEAM, HEAL UP
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>>150806398
can't hook for my life
get low amount of kills despite that being (almost) my only purpose
etc
>>
>resurrect everyone on my team
>hear enemy NERF THIS!

i didn't mean for this to happen
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>>150807069
This happens every time I take out 3+ people with an ult
I swear to god the only thing that compels people to push is a Lucio or Zen ult and half the time the push fails because the Lucio or Zen ult is almost over by the time everyone gets on the point and then the enemy DPS characters ult and kill everyone
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>>150806935
maybe I should play genji, but he's just such fucking weaboo bait it disgusts me to do so. I've had the best luck carrying with Zarya but she's boring to play
>>
>climb about 6 ranks in competitive in the span of a day and a half
>doing really well, my friend finally reaches rank required for competitive
>do his placements with him, we did fairly well
>finish his placements, we start playing matches
>since finishing his placements we've only won one game and I've deranked 4 times
Would it be wrong of me to not play with him? He's like a fucking bad luck charm
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>>150807238
Well, when you're a healslut, you deserve to get fucked.
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>>150780439
>make subtle Dunkey joke in general to opposing Winston
>they start up injokes and fight people over Dunkey
>they lose
Works every time. 90% of the people playing Winston play him because Dunkey called him super elite.
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>>150806942
it's pretty hard to push when everybody is running in one at a time because they're convinced the rest of their team won't push

and then they post about how bad and uncoordinated their team is

>>150807040
well there are 3 possibilities here

the first is that your team only has 1 tank, in which case roadhog is probably not the best choice, because your team will have no backbone

the second is that your team doesn't work well with roadhog, in which case you should switch to reinhardt or zarya or d.va

the third is that your team is being too aggressive or pushing too far or staying too spread out, which you should notice and mention accordingly, but don't be an asshole about it
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Anyone else fed up with not being able to carry hard enough? Im a Zarya main in the mid 50s and it seems like 90% of the time my offensive teammates are trash, the reins/lucios/zenyettas are always good but the offensive/defensive players are not.

I feel like I can barely keep my teams afloat only and only if I get a 4/5 man ult, even though i'm tanking and shielding and doing what i'm supposed to. Also attack is always good but teams always fall apart to the quick push in defense and I find myself losing 90% of all Numbani, and Temple games.
Wat do.
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>>150806963
In most of the games I had 3-4 gold medals. In a couple our """"""""healer""""""" was ana playing as a Widow.
In one I had people switch to Hanzo AND Widow to counter 1 widow which they didn't manage to do.
In the above mentioned games someone quit and it was 5v6. Yes it was actually their fault.
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>>150806729
This was the last one I did, before dropping her like 3 patches ago.
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>>150807238
you did it on purpose didnt you? you just wanted your team to bully you
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>>150806729
>JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE
>killed a single Lucio
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>>150807374
>tfw you will never play with Bang senpai

kill me
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>>150807290
You're gonna have suck it up if you want ranks anon. He's gonna get nerfed in the next few months so you won't be able to do it next season.

Zarya is a decent choice when you need a tank though.
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What must I do to get this? ; ;
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>>150807520
Give her a shilling
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>>150807095
I don't have one of my own because I could never get a blank one.
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>>150807520
Buy loot boxes, goyim

Just kidding you have 17 more days to grind for it
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>>150777052
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>Genji spends his whole ult trying in vain to fight a Roadhog when there's at least three squishy characters nearby for him to delete
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Casual Dr. Mercy skin when Bliz?
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>>150807520
open your wallet and hand jeffrey your shekels
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>>150807237
Here's a tip to help you get the feel of him. Whenever you're on defense (qp unless you want to shit up some ranks and make people rage post) find a place to hide next to the attackers' spawn and wait for them to rush out like lemmings. Try to hook either a support or someone really squishy and just hold the trigger over their face. When the hook is over you'll instantly shoot them. Do a melee just for good measure. Also, spam your heal. You'll get your ult charged ridiculously fast.
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>>150807623
>brown eyes
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>>150807623
What's her actual name?
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>play mcree
>gold elims and damage
>65% weapon accuracy
>on mic doing callouts
>still lose
pretty sure carrying in this game is a meme and doesn't exist
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>>150777052
>>
>Custom Game
>No Ana, Widow, Hanzo

Would you play?
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Am I an okay Reaper on PS4?
Speaking of Reaper, ran into another Reaper main with the name "Fedora2000" or something like that
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>>150807743
Irena Goldstein according to Blizzard's character bios.
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>>150807808
>Allows mccree
I thought you wanted all snipers removed?
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>>150807775
It is
I can't count the number of times I've been playing great and we still lost and then I played like ass and we stomped the enemy team
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Giving people the monkey dick is pretty damn entertaining
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>>150807510
No reason you can't. I really only play quick play at the moment though.
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>>150807520
Just spend $25 bucks on boxes like I did
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>>150807743
Irena Goldstein
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>>150807743
Angela Ziegler
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>>150806603
Kinda? I use the default one genji has which is the dot with the circle around
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g-guys i've gone from 56 to 49 am i now officially a retard

my team keeps boogaing roadhog only tank symmetra only healler etc and instalocking widow and hanzo on attack and i have to fill tank/heal even though i'm much better at damage heroes and i keep losing sudden deaths where we pushed faster

is it all my fault
i feel like killing myself
>>
Welp I'm rank 66 with my top average being 73, should I try to push for top 500? Or just spam whatever hero I want to get good at for the next season?
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>>150807520
>tfw i have both lucio skins and both zarya skins
>tfw i have neither tracer skin
I'm angry
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>>150807743
Irena Goldstein
It's literally in her bio
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>>150808027
virtually impossibly to break top 500 at this point unless youre running a 5 man premade of really good players and maintain like a 25:1 win to loss ratio every day until the season ends man
>>
If I afk in lucioball will people get mad?
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>>150807978
climbing out of 40-55 is harder than maintaining at 60-70

kindly tell your team that you need another tank / a healer or two and hope they listen
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>That moment when you see a Bastion on the enemy team, and know that your team will ignore them for hte entire match
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>>150808137
who care?
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https://www.reddit.com/r/Competitiveoverwatch/comments/4wdm2v/highly_suspicious_mouse_movement_by_envyus/

>B-B-B-B-BUT PROS DONT CHEAT!!!!!
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>>150808137
yes

and if you get reported too many times you get auto-banned for a week
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>>150808194
It's up to you to end his life.
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>McCree's flashbang now ignores Genji defect and can stun him
>Genji double jumps now work like Tracer's Blinks in that he gets 3 rechargeable uses of them
>When he uses Dragonblade the double jumps go back to being unlimited
How'd I do? I didn't want to change Dragonblade since on paper it's kind of a shitty ultimate and the reason Genji is a problem is his jump spam. Hell, the reason Dragonblade of effective at all is because he can jump spam.
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>>150808202
jesus fucking christ
competitive overwatch is a fucking joke
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Anyone wanna gift me this shit? I'm interested but also broke.
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>get placed at 57
>go up to 58 after two games
>feels bueno hombre
>the loss streak starts
>in a span of 5 days, drop all the way to 40 (never dropped to the 30s thank god)
>take week break
>come back after big comp patch - dva rework, mcree rework, ana, etc
>have managed to climb back to 50 through a mix of group queues and solo qs

the trek has been hard, friends, but i can see the light just around the corner.
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Here’s the Skill Rating (SR) to Competitive Point (CP) breakdown for Season 1:
SR 0-39: 10 CPs
SR 40-45: 20 CPs
SR 46-49: 40 CPs
SR 50-52: 60 CPs
SR 53-55: 80 CPs
SR 56-59: 120 CPs
SR 60-64: 200 CPs
SR 65+: 300 CPs
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>>150808514
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
>>
I've been going down so fucking hard, each loss ranks me down so harshly. It never did that before what the fuck is going on?
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>>150808514
Do you think this is a steam game?
>>
>Zarya skin and mercy portrait
Pretty good desu, only Gengi, Mercy and Lucio skins to go
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>>150807642
thanks for the advice anon, will do
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>killcam doesn't show anything
>get potg
>potg doesn't show anything either

Thanks Blizzard.
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McCree should kick sand into peoples eyes instead of using a flash bang grenade.
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>>150808535
the game is forced 50. this will happen to you again
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>>150808123
Why's that?
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>>150808292
>everyone instalocks snipers/mei/roadhog
>you HAVE to play healer or your team doesn't even have a healer
>"lol just kill bastion yourself"

BASTION IS LITERALLY SO EASY TO TAKE CARE OF BUT PEOPLE IN LOWER RANKS STILL THINK HE IS OP AND CAN'T DEAL WITH HIM

>>150808643
i had an unlucky 10 loss streak and now that i'm back to forced 50% loss drops me twice more than winning gives

pic related: me in 55>
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>s76
>gold elims
>gold damage
>gold obj whatevers
>silver fucking healing
>team loses because we had a hanzo and a genjii who literally could not wipe their own asses
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>>150808669
I-isn't it?
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>>150808671
fug :DDDD
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>>150808723
yeah
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>>150808775
literally me i've lost at least 10 games where i had 4 golds and a silver
>>
>Playing comp
>Rank 51 after a few bad games
>Volskaya
>We attack, and get stuck on the first point
>3 man premade leaves
>Now 3v6
>Lose a whole rank
I thought you guys were exaggerating, who thought this was OK?
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>>150808761
maybe youre just a rank 55 player
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>>150808793
Have you never played a Blizzard game, ever?
>>
>Favorite tank is Roadhog
>Zenyatta buff completely fucked him in the ass
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>>150808683
>when you sneak a whiff of roadhog's custom vape
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>>150807095
Here's empty.
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>throw a flashbang around a corner
>kill someone
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Why did they have to make D.va retard friendly.
Before she was tough to use correctly and challenging to play.

Now you can just fucking face roll with her and do good.
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Over 91 levels I've gotten 6 legendary skins.
1 for Tracer and then a dupe
1 for Bastion
And 3 for Pharah.

Guess which 3 heroes I hardly play.
Fuck you Blizzard.
>>
>be Lucio
>push cart pretty easily
>cart is 95% there
>all of a sudden my team gets scared and doesn't touch the cart, they only shoot at the enemy team several feet away from the cart, while I'm the only one touching it and constantly dying from the enemy
>lose

I fucking hate pussies.
>>
Can Zarya really carry me out of the trench?
>>
>>150809107
>increase CD on defense memetrix to 2 seconds instead of 1

Does this fix her?
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whats the best d.va emote
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>>150809234
Make it so her defense matrix only starts recharging once it's been completely depleted
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>>150808989
Thank you anon.
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HOW TO FIX BASTION

slight wind-up to minigun
Recon form gun gets 10 more shots to magazine
Recon form can fire a 'tagging' grenade that marks enemies hit by it for 5-10 seconds, letting them be seen through walls

Make his recon form worth using
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>>150809234
No, shit needs to have charges. Once you use it, its up for that duration. You cant use a charge if its not full.

>>150809274
Bunny for butt wiggle
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>>150808761
clearly you should just pick ana :^)
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>on brit level
>tie game, have to play tie breaker because Stop Watch is super unfair and unbalanced to the point of making sure that only Blizzard uses it
>lose coinflip, the best way possible to determine a team's overall skill and abilities.
>Pick Symmetra because 7-1 with her on comp
>last few seconds, things getting crazy
>enemy reaper goes out of his way to only get my teleporter
>succeeds but rest of his team dies
>doesn't get to point in time, we win
>mfw my symmetra is now 8-1 in comp
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>No one can defeat the quad laser. The bullet is enormous, there is no escaping!
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>>150807743
Angela "Get a heal, cop a feel" Ziegler
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>>150809383
>HOW TO FIX BASTION

>fixing a hero that isn't a problem

Is bastion seriously a problem or is this just a typcial sub40 shitter situation?
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>>150809539
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>Press Q
>Proceed to create salty attack Bastion in post game
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>>150809397
>Bunny for butt wiggle
you cant see her butt though?
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>>150809576
i think, i hope that he meant by fixing to making him viable (and not overpowered) his kit is very flawed and he's either shit or op until he gets a full rework
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>>150809383
>nerfing a hero that is already shit
>adding useless things to his kit because it's outside his role range
sub 40 shitter detected
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>>150806429
That doesn't really work as well in a game with a literal gorilla.
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>>150809576
He's fucking useless against anyone with half a brain cell
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>>150809680
The mech has a nice cute butt though.
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>>150807963
>Irena Goldstein
What am I missing there?
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>>150809576
I'm not saying he should be nerfed. I'm saying he should be adjusted. As it is, good bastion play is to just sit somewhere out of the way and blast people until somebody counterpicks. He needs some sort of buff, but buffing turret mode would piss shitters off more, so a buff to recon mode would be better
>>150809707
this
>>150809716
He needs to be something other than just an immobile turret to be good.
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>>150809830
>Goldstein
she's related to blizzard anon
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>>150809830
Yeah I was just wondering the same.

Does Mercy have different names for different locations? I thought her name was Angela Ziegler. Why do others say Irena Goldstein?
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Anyone got pictures of how Tracer's golden blasters look in first person?
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>see people making some legitimately good plays
>multiple consecutive headshots/kills on key targets
>potg still goes to a random d.va or junkrat that pressed Q
better potg system when?
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>Hanamura
>Your team refuses to pick a rein
>And you can pick him because you're the only healer
>and then they wonder why they lost
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>>150806729

>JUST
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>join match halfway through KoTH
>only 2 other on my team vs 6
>lose
>get ranked down

WHAT THE FUCK BLIZZARD YOU COULDNT JUST END THE MATCH IT WAS SUCH FUCKING BS
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>>150809752
thanks, i chose bunny hop because of you. mech butt is cute
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Third day, my hand hurts
still no Speedo Hog
got some symmetra skin and some highlights I can't even remember
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>>150810031
this never happened
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>>150808761
If your team is getting fucked up by a Bastion you should probably just leave them without a healer for a minute while you switch to Genji and get rid of it
t. rank 48 shitter who's terrible at Genji but the Bastions here play themselves every time and taking one down is a quick in and out job
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>>150809965
>Junkrat
>Ever getting kills with his ult
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>>150808879
i know "team bunge, me unga" and all but jesus christ if I have 15k+ damage, 20+ elims, you'd think my team could do fucking SOMETHING

but no, the lucio is too busy dying trying to cross the gap on hanumura left, the rein walks in by himself and gets shredded by a fucking BASTION and nobody ever swaps off anything even when it's clear that the genji player doesn't even have bronze damage and can't even get a kill with the most busted ult in the fucking game

>>150809965
I just got a 4 man with no ult as s76 and it went to torb's turret getting a double kill

i had fucking 72% acc that match man. when you put that much work in and get nothing in return it's just such an unsatisfying game
>>
>>150809965
>See a McCree headshot 4 of the enemy team to death
>POTG goes to some Torbjorn jerking off in a corner while he gets elims for those McCree kills plus an Elim from one of my kills
Nerf the chance for his turret to get POTG, seriously
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>>150810031
What the fuck is this post even
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>>150810045
>>150809752
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>>150809965
>coming out of spawn
>see friendly mccree get stuck with bomb by tracer who blinks away
>he combat rolls towards her and kills her with the bomb
>tell him he should get POTG for that in all chat
>other people ask what he did, i tell them
>he gets 10 upvotes for his card at the end
>POTG goes to a torb corpse
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>>150806729
i love when i play d.va and as soon as i see a pharah about to ult, fly into her so she suicides and the only thing i lose is my mech
>>
>>150810168
torb corpses are always funny though
>>
>>15081013
its a compelling story of how comp ranks are fucking broken
>>
>>150810160
why does this get my dick hard
>>
>tfw no one in discord actually plays games together

overwatch in-client chatrooms when? /owg/ 12 mans when?
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>>150810259
>>
>When your team scurries in all different directions and never staying together on control point or Defend
>Enemy easily takes the point or picks us off one by one
>Not being Mercy while all of this is happening
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>>150810323
s-stop..
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>>150810230
>>
>>150810323
Moreplease
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>>150810410
Has anyone got the one where Torb is looking up Odile Widowmakers skirt while the turret gets POTG?
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>>150806729
>implying I touch this garbage character
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>>150810484
this sounds interesting
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>20 or so crates by now
>Open last one I got
>Purple
>Oh boy oh boy
>Hanzo potg intro
>Summer hsit player icon
>Again
>Always player icons

FUCKING
STOP
PLEASE
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>>150810484
It was the next one in the folder
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>>150810578
At least you didn't got tracer skin three times
>>
>>150810132
accuracy is a meme stat you do more work if you spam constantly at chokepoints etc all high ranked 70+ s76 players are closer to 20% than 50% accuracy
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>>150809976
>be Lucio
>capture A
>rush B with ult
>win in 1:26
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>>150789269
AoE for clusterfucks. That's it. Otherwise she's meh at the moment. The hitbox change was rather bad for her, as her missiles have not enough damage and explosive radius.
>>
>>150810283
I'm guessing in about 6-12 months. Kaplain said they are "interested" in adding some sort of clan/guild support for Overwatch. (Apparently similar to what Diablo 3 has, but since I've never played it, I don't know exactly what that means.)

>>150806729
Killed four enemies (including Mercy) trying to push our payload backwards, and died in the process. But the rest of our team was STILL unable to push it forward to victory. I don't understand how they managed to fuck it up so badly.
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>>150787592
i have a great neeeed for casual mercy skins
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>>150809965
>be new
>never got PotG before
>play torbjorn for the first time
>don't even really know what I'm doing
>just set up my turret somewhere that seems semi-useful and can see the point
>game ends
>I get PotG
>I literally didn't even notice I got those kills in the game, I actually didn't do a damn thing but throw armor while my turret did shit off cam
>tfw still haven't got PotG with anyone else
suffering
>>
>>150810601
You got the one where it's a Toblerone randomkly whacking the ground in King's row?
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how did your last DIE DIE DIE go for you /owg/?
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>TFW you hear widowmakers "I'm on the cart" voice line for the first time after playing this game for over 4 months
Why are widowmaker players so bad at this game?
>>
>>150808750
Because top 500 now you have to be at least rank 78 anymore
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>>150793181
I-is that an ankle monitor? Is Tracer under home arrest?
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>>150810730
Died instantly to a lucksman
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>>150810730
5 man multikill
Ended up being POTG
got to show off my new skin and everything
>>
>>150810730
WHOA THERE
>>
>>150810715
i-it's ok i could carry and teach you if you're a cute girl

or a cute boy
>>
>>150810730
Got PotG.
>>
>SFM porn is always just a 2-3 second loop using the same 2 character noises, or no sound at all
How can people jerk off to this?

Doujins and actual porn are so much better
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>ilios ruins
>enemy has 2 widowmakers
>pick roadhog
>"sneak" around behind their spawn
>walk up behind widowmaker, do thumb up emote, kill her
>walk two feet to the left and do the same thing to the other
>continue to bully them all game
>one of them in all chat: "dude can you just let me play the game?"
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>>150810730
I was wraith forming and dancing about a friend zarya ult in overtime
Got pushed away by a Pharah, nullified by a D.va and pushed off by pharah rockets
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>>150810720
Don't remember saving something like that but I'll keep looking

Have this in the meantime
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>>150810715
Try Junkrat, crying Mercy image sadposter, he's easy and fun
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>tfw I got to rank 73, stayed there for two weeks, then dropped to 61

W-what the fuck does this mean? I'm constantly getting gold-silver medals and communicating with my team, but I'm still losing games.

How the fuck do I hold my own at rank 73 and then just suddenly drop to 61?
>>
>>150810792
She creeping on that young boy
>>
>>150810832
but are you a cute boy?

with a cute penis?
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I'm starting to not have as much fun with the game as I did before. I started playing a lot recently and hit level 90, and I'm constantly being put in games with people on both teams that are 150-250+. I get that level isn't necessarily a great indicator of skill, but all the people in that level range seem to be able to aim three times as well as I can and murder me before I can do anything against them. I've been trying to git gud with McCree, but there hasn't been one of those matches where I get outgunned by another McCree and decide to switch to Soldier to make up for my garbage aim. I just feel like when I play those matches if I don't go healing I'm not really actively contributing and acting more like half a teammate.
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>>150810968
>>150810601
>>150810410
Torbjorn potg are a gift from god
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>>150811036
idiot, think you can get away with not censoring your name?
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>>150809913
Angela Ziegler is her EU region name. Irena Goldstein is her official American name.
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>>150811036
Beautiful.
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>>150810872
There's some good shit out there. Naughty machinima has some, but the good stuff is far and few between or behind a paywall.
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>>150811036
>she paints her nails alternating colors
CUTE! :3
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>>150777684
you mean defense matrix
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>>150811073
then play healer?
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Most of my deaths are either from Roadhog's hook or Genji's whatever bullshit. 5/5 quality game
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>>150811125
You mispelled "gross".
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>>150777684
>>150777813
>>150811140
That's not how amp-it up is spelled
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>>150811073
I know the feeling, but you're very close to passing a threshold where you'll be doing 100% better than you were. Don't play healer, you won't get any better.
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>>150811193
I do, I just hate having to go 30 games in a row playing healing. Lucio is fun enough, but it gets tiring.
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>>150811230
play dva and ult whenever you get hooked
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Are Genji players doing things on purpose and planning their moves out? It always looks like they're pressing random buttons.
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>>150811317
then play best healer mercy! [spoiler/]
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>>150810976
>not taking a break after a loss to avoid any form of tilt
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HOW DO I PICK BASTION IN LUCIO BALL MY SPAMMING H AND CLICK DOESNT WORK???
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>>150811483
it only works .2% of the time
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What a nice Painting.
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>>150811483
If they report you you'll eat a ban.
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>>150811073
theres only one way to get better
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>>150811457
I have been. Originally I played a whole day of games from 73-68, that wasn't so bad. But it's been a week since then and I just keep falling. I'm having fun, but I'm not winning any games.

It's just really fucking weird because I breezed through these ranks two weeks ago and now suddenly I just can't win. I've lost many, many games to people straight up trolling and leaving too. And because I've gone on multiple loss streaks I lose entire ranks for it and even multiple wins in a row don't get me back to getting good gains.
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>>150811571
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
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>>150811556
no they wont they wont ban you for using a glitch
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>>150811556
a perma??? wtf
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How did your last 12:00 PM go?
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>>150811701
triple kill after walking around a mei wall
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>>150810730
Like this >>150809660
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>>150811701
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>>150811630
>tfw practice all the time but still havent got any better

i think im just too old or im just really shit probably both
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Post corpses
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>>150811073
>>150811317
Exact same boat anon, don't give up. Just keep practicing.
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>>150811531
>no skin with 76 in that outfit

like come the fuck on blizzard

why didn't everyone get skins?
>>
>Lose round 1 100%-0
>Throw the next two rounds on purpose

Anyone else do this in comp? Literally a complete waste of time to do anything else

Just pick mei and icewall off your teal and go afk.
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>>150811036
Glad to see more of these.
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>>150811838
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>>150811925
DELET THIS
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The server shut down for anyone else?
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>>150810673

>her missiles have not enough damage and explosive radius

the fuck m8?

can two shot most squishies indirectly and they don't do enough damage?
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>>150811838
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>>150811483
>>150811483
>>150811483
HELP!!!!!11
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>>150812064
aiming is pretty hard desu
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>>150811701
Killed a Lucio. It's odd being on the other end of that situation.
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>>150811701
> be me playing qt3.13 Amari Sr.
> Suddenly see the time
> 11:59 AM
> ohshit.jpg
> aim dart to John Wayne
> Allied Tumblr Elsa pops iceberg under him
> dart impacts on the wall
> Buffalo Skill gains high ground
> wipes our full team
>mfw
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I FEEL THE IRIS OVERTAKING ME
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>>150811789
kek

those sons of bitches
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>People think you need to play offensive heroes when D.Va and Zarya exist.
The balance in this game is completely laughable.
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>>150812318
>buffalo skill
>tumblr elsa
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>>150811556
They didn't ban for the reaper glitch, why would they ban for something even less significant like this?
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>>150812473
Fuck off, you keep complaining about the same two heroes like we can't tell it's the same guy.
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>>150811915
the worst I do is spam ironic thanks to the team when they perform like shit
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does anyone have just the webm of the names mcree highlight intro with the USA skin?
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>been playing some OW with my friend
>we started playing around the same time
>I try and git gud, slowly doing it
>he plays for the lulz and tries to convince himself he's trying to git gud
>constantly doing the same shit and dying
>finally gets fed up
>"fuck this, I'm done with this fucking game. Why would I play something that punishes skill and is all RNG?"
>"gonna find a game that I can actually carry myself"
>those are literally his words, verbatim
>log onto overwatch today
>he comes online on bnet
>has started playing Heroes of the Storm
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>>150811073
>I'm starting to not have as much fun
That, son, is the first step to gitting gud.
Transcend, shed your mortal coil, leave fun behind and see your skills rise.
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>>150810769
>Expecting a sniper to get on the point or move the payload

Ha! Good one.
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>>150812649
>spam thanks as mercy while my team lets me 1v1 a tracer
>call it out over the mic
>they're all in duo queue voice chat and not in team channel
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>>150810730
ByeByeBye
I got my friend to 65 and POTG was a 5 kill but i didn't record it so have this instead.[/spoiler}
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>>150810730
Killed an enemy Mercy and Torb. Felt good, man.
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Why am I so good at soldier but so bad at mccree?
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>>150812916
One is rail, the other is CoD
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>>150811701
QUADRUPLE KILL
just combod off a zarya
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>>150812916
soldier = tracking
mccree = twitch aim
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>>150812429
Next time on Dragon Ball Z!
>>
>play comp
>two people quickly select mercy and zen
>I end up as our only tank, reinhardt
>mercy is permanently attached to a pharah
>zenyatta seems unaware he can heal
guess who won
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>>150810031
> ranked
> backfilling
> lying to fit in on an ancient graffiti wall
>>
So how do you counter 3 justice rain from above?
>>
requesting mercy game
>>
Fucking teammates flat out lying about shit to justify why it's someone else's fault.
>HURR WHY DID YOU HOLD ON TO YOUR ULT
I only got it just a second ago
>HURR YOU'RE NOT HEALING
That's almost impossible with Lucio

And when you call them out on shit they don't even say anything, fuckers. They're like robots.
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>>150812615
Your FOTM that you play to hide your lack of skill deserve complaining about.
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>>150813141
deflect
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>>150813141
It's not a counter per se, but it's really funny popping a shield or wall so they kill themselves with it.
>>
>Ranked
>Guy picks Hazno
>Other faggot whines about Hanzo whilst picking Bastion
>The enemy has Widow, Hog, D.va, and Pharah
>Tell him to change too because his pick is just as bad
>He doesn't, just keeps spamming for Hanzo to change

Why do people let 12 year olds play this game?
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>>150813153
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>>150813089
yeah hold on lemme turn of backfilling I CANT
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>>150809965
I think timing is a huge deal.

I can get 5 kills in a row but if they're not in that specific time window it doesn't count.

Multikill timing needs to be extended.
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>>150813262
Now if only we could get actual females to try this. I just know it's mostly going to be fags.
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>>150813293
Ranked doesn't have backfilling you retard
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What's the biggest balancing meme in Overwatch?

>Genji is difficult
>McCree counters Tracer
>Defense heroes are playable
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>>150806729
> killed last 3 and pushed the last 2m in R66
> got PotM
> top damage
> top eliminations
> top objective kills
> Sudden death: defend
> retards pick only 1 supp, hanzo and torb
> lose
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>>150811802
This is a mentality I see in a lot of "esports" rando players. They play and play and play and they think "why am I not getting better".

Are you setting goals when you play? Are you looking for something specifically to improve? Your shooting? Map placement/awareness? Team communication (if applicable).

Just because you're playing doesn't necessarily mean you're learning or getting better. I also see a lot of people constantly blaming teammates. The most cancerous thing I see in esports games is people always criticize their teammates, but never themselves. Yes, they were out of position, but how many times were you?
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>>150813163
>"lucio why do you never use your fuckin ult"
>I had already used it twice that round and the round wasn't close to over
>press tab
>the guy who said that was the Genji who's been off flanking all match
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I want to date this girl. But she needs to be wearing this outfit.
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Does anyone have that comic of lucio and zenyatta talking about levels of transcendence?
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>>150812978
>>150812978
>>150812978
>>150812095
>>150812095
>>150812095
>>150811483
>>150811483
>>150811483
HOW DO I PICK BASTION IN LUCIO BALL MY SPAMMING H AND CLICK DOESNT WORK???

HELP ME HELP
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>>150812662
I wish my shitter friend would quit. It has gotten to the point where 3 of my other friends have gotten fed up with him. It's not that him being bad is the problem, it's the fucking complaining and defeatist attitude that ruins the mood occasionally.
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>somebody instalocks genji
>they're terrible
>lose

stop this meme
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>gold in everything except damage
>you're lucio
>this is comp
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What's the most reliable method for PS4 Lucioball glitch?
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>do an amazing defense, they don't even get past first point
>somebody on your team goes symmetra attack
>they don't switch
>lose
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>>150813262
thank you anon, my faggot friend (mercy main) will be pleased to hear about this
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>>150813352
that's ok anon desu open your mind and butt
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>>150813696
Did your faggot friend's computer recently blow up? This is important.
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>>150813530
>Begging to help get your account banned

Explain this meme
>>
Servers shitting themselves or is it just me on SEA?
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>>150813319
I'm pretty sure PotG has something like point values assigned to things happening. It also hunts for high density on top of the point value, so killing 3 people in the exact same instance is a much more weight than 3 kills close to each other.
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>>150813696
np, just spreading the good word, someone has to do it. just like recruiting posters, planting seeds for the future
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>>150813521
You're not allowed to save this until you post your cutest 76/mercy picture
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>>150813554
I have a friend like this, its suffering. He's not bad, I'd say in a vaccuum he's probably one of, maybe even the best of our little group. But at the first sign of trouble he's mouthing off at the team and whining about how we lost.

They take a fast point 1 cap? "GG guys its over I'm just gonna go widow and snipe for the rest of the game" where if he just played we'd probably win a lot of those games.
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>>150813262
>only fat ugly NEETs are going to do this

what a disappointment
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>>150813530
Stop being a retard. Wait until the event is over and Lucioball becomes a custom-only map/mode.
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>>150777052
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>>150813262
>playing mercy after her nerf

terrible healslut
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>>150813991
>nerf

que?
>>
>open lootbox
>nippon genji, american mccree, and 2 sprays
>i don't play genji and i'm terrible at mccree

welp, at least the sprays are cool.
>>
>>150813760
>>>150812978 (You)
>>>150812978 (You)
>>>150812978 (You)
>>>150812095 (You)
>>>150812095 (You)
>>>150812095 (You)
>>>150811483 (You)
>>>150811483 (You)
>>>150811483 (You)
>HOW DO I PICK BASTION IN LUCIO BALL MY SPAMMING H AND CLICK DOESNT WORK???
>HELP ME HELP
>>150813947
>>
>someone tries to TDM in lucioball
>gets widowmaker and fails miserably
I laugh every time
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>game doesn't show you the 4 gold medals you got and instead just shows some bullshit "did % of team damage"

I want the team to know how fucking awful they were so show my fucking medals
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>>150809965
potg system is a joke sadly
>>150810093
i got speedo hog today
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>Trapped a whole team in a graviton surge
>Reaper jumped in and ult'd

None survived.
>>
Should I buy 50 summer game loot boxes? I'm a sucker for "items" that are only available for a limited time.
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>>150811036
>roadhog main
>been trying to get this the entire time
give it to me jeff
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>>150814073
(You)
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>>150780567
>Lemmings will defend this
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>>150814126
No. If you really want something and get desperate buy them at the end of the event
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>>150814126
Do it, I bought 100 and have every skin but 2.
>>
>Decide to play some QP
>Enemy team is 6 man premade
>We're solo except for a team of 2

SIMPLY
EBIN
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>>150814141
I got this spray yesterday, it's majestic as fuck.
Best of luck to you anon, may future lootboxes grace you with what you desire.
>>
>>150812064
only direct hits do 120 dmg; non direct does 80, and the blast radius is rather small.
None of that is an issue, honestly. Projectile speed is, and the hitbox (i.e. the missile itself) could see a little bit of improvement to become viable again.
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>arrive late to the OW party a couple weeks ago
>all of my friends are prestige 1, a few of them are prestige 2
>whenever I team up with them I get matched in super high level games and get completely rekt because I don't have the experience anyone else in the game does
>they yell at me when I inevitably can't do well in these games
>ask them how they could expect a new level 18 player to be as good as prestige tier players
>"lmao dude level means literally nothing at all!!1"
>tfw its not even fun to queue with them anymore because they are just hateful and I suck too much to enjoy the gameplay side of things
>>
Does anyone know where I can find a team to play comp? I'm rank 62 rein/lucio main and I would really like to try to get 65 for the 300 CP.
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>>150814160
This is disgusting. Who else other than Taimou and this douche have aimbots/suspected aimbots?
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>>150813690
>defending Gibraltar
>attackers have an offensive Sym
>their team crushes ours
>Sym turns payload into a portable microwave, has TP up after every cap
>so on the rare occasion my team gets a kill the fucker's back in our faces 11 seconds later
>rape train has no brakes
>mfw we lost in under 6 mins
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>>150792878
I feel your pain.
>18 hours of lucioball
>fucking nothing in the boxes
At least threse summer boxes have less duplicates than regular boxes. Since lvl 150 I get 3 dupes or 2 dupes and money at least.
>>
>join match with less than half a minute left
>run run run
>kill 3 people
>get killed
>everyone else already dead
>defeat
This should not be allowed.
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>>150780439

excuse you, nothing gives me more pleasure than switching to winston specifically to shit all over some faggot ass tracer or symmetra that was pissing me off
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>>150814215
>Decide to play Quick play
>Everyone is just having a blast doing stupid things
>>
>Playing Dva
>Boost up to throw my ult out
>Ana ults me just as I press Q

I wish this didn't happen so often.
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>queue lucioball
>match found
>load into defeat screen
gg ez exp
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>>150813760
>>>150812978 (You) (You)
>>>150812978 (You) (You)
>>>150812978 (You) (You)
>>>150812095 (You) (You)
>>>150812095 (You) (You)
>>>150812095 (You) (You)
>>>150811483 (You) (You)
>>>150811483 (You) (You)
>>>150811483 (You) (You)
>HOW DO I PICK BASTION IN LUCIO BALL MY SPAMMING H AND CLICK DOESNT WORK???
>HELP ME HELP
>>150813947
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>>150814207
I was thinking of doing this but I'm a little impatient right now, guess it wont hurt to buy them if I can make the money back easily
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>>150814534
You have to press H really fast while clicking where bastion is on the select screen
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>>150813804
Oh shit, I don't really have many cute pictures of mercy and 76 together. Can you settle on 2 cute pics each?
>>
Quick couple of questions:

How many matches does it take for you to get 'in the zone'? And how long until your zone runs out? Then after that you start doing worse and worse so you gotta take a break?

Usually takes me about halfway through the first match of the day to start getting into it. Then by the next game I'm at my peak. Then I can play maybe one more game, but after that I start losing performance very quickly and then I'm forced to switch to bot matches or Lucio ball.

This game takes me so much energy and concentration to play, only to perform at a mediocre level at my best, and then I see all of you with hundreds of hours of playtime and still being able to play like robots. I'm already starting to get burnout only 9 hours in, how do you guys keep your fire burning? I feel like I'm running out of gas/motivation way too fast and I've only had this game for about a week.
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>>150797965
>300cp for 65+
Fuck yeah. Too bad I already got my golden mcmeme gun and don't want anything else.

Maybe they'll add better stuff to choose from for s2
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>tfw winston potg
>tickling everyone and jumping on genji for the kill at one point during it
>love from everyone execpt the genji player on the other team

Winston potgs are best potgs, plus they usually have a high sodium count.
>>
>earn about 1500 xp per game for Lucioball
>it'd take me around 15 games and 90minutes to level up
On one hand I don't really want to play Lucioball that much on the other I want to level up quickly as possible.
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>>150814215
I always wonder there is a guy who made the part of the game which just doesn't work and they paid him. He had one job, he didn't do it and they paid him.
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Someone help. Whenever I use WebM for retards it cuts the video short and normally has worse quality footage compared to other webms posted of same frame size and length made in webm for retards from other people. High quality enabled and all that good stuff.
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>>150814295
find new friends. or set your profile to offline/away so they don't pester you.
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>>150777052
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>>150814686
AFK or glitch to play other heroes
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>>150814686
I'm just playing the game and gradually getting there. Grouping up is the best way if you can because of the 20% exp bonus
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>>150814626
It'll have to do

Don't expect me to be so easy on you next time
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Wew lads, just reached rank 60
Time to quit comp forever.
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>>150786660
its very hard to prove they actually cheated beyond the obvious visual cues

Most games just rely on their anti-cheat and there is almost certainly under the table dealings between Blizzard and major gaming networks like Envyus and Cloud9 to 'ignore' suspicious and otherwise damning evidence of cheating in professional matches.

just hope for a white knight splitting this shit open and naming names before it becomes normal
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>tfw the enemy team realizes your teammates are all bark and no bite and start pounding your ass hard
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>>150814451
Seriously, this was just the dumbest mindless fun

>>150814653
Winston fun is best fun

>>150814720
Are you using the program to limit your filesize?
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So XCOM 2 worth it? I've been working crazy overtime last month and finally got a nice PHAT paycheck.
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>>150814601
what's the success rate tho

doesnt work for m
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>>150812429
there he fuckin' go

someone post the other one
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>>150814720
>swinging his gun around like a retard
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>>150806729
Ulted right after a Zarya laid down hers and got a team kill. Got that little decal and achievement for it. Added the guy to my friends list and did the same for him as Zarya.
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>>150814864
For me, it's about 2/5 games.
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>>150814829
If I don't get instantly headshot by a McCree as I walk out I don't take the other team seriously.
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>>150814862
yo wanna buy me 50 goyboxes senpai?
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>>150814160
>Goes from cracking jokes and being talkative to pure silence after the play

Even his mannerism is fake. So will Blizzard hit him, or let it slide like with Surefour?
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>people bragging about getting 4 "gold" participation medals and then blaming their team
It's piss easy to get 4 golds in this game. Why are people making it out to be such a big deal?
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Who is the best solo queue carry and why is it Zenyatta?
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Started at the bottom (44) now we here.
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>>150814704
Nah dude, totally legit matchmaking
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>>150814829
I want to pound widow's ass hard. :(
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Lucio Ball really shows how many Overwatch players have never played a sport before in their lives.
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>>150814786
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>>150814759
How do I play other heores?

>>150814764
I wish I had a group to play with

Any OCE players up for Lucioball? Tristianity#1998
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>>150814845
Yep, is figuring out the bit rate really that much better?
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>join QP pub
>everyone without anything said picks ana + 1 rein
>we swoop 1st point on hana
>enemy team goes FULL tryhard, double winston etc
>almost win like three times but the enemy team is legitimately having an aneurysm from how hard they are straining
>lose in overtime, had 7.7k damage done as ana

tell me your tales of QP

>>150814862
why not ask xcg?
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>>150814962
which hero do you play?
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>>150815021
Either spam h and click on the bottom of the screen when a game loads or make a script to rapidity press h while you click on the bottom of the screen
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>>150814943
>not bragging about plat or diamond
How does it feel to be stuck in bronze?
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I've been reviewing all the images with the Overwatch Crew and something doesn't add up. Soldier 76 looks like he's in his late 30s to early 40s here (pic related), and now he looks like he's 60 or 70. It doesn't explain how the rest of the crew look so young and Soldier 76 aged 15-20 years. Tracer makes a little sense because she can literally travel through time.
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>>150814786
And another one
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>>150815057
Zarya most of the time. Reinhardt occasionally, if I have faith in my team.
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>>150815039
-an -c:v libvpx -pix_fmt yuv420p -threads 4 -slices 1 -metadata title="Planet of the Apes" -quality best -lag-in-frames 16 -auto-alt-ref 1 -qmin 0 -crf 10 -qmax 30 -qcomp 0

that's what my thing looks like. I usually set the quality to variable, and change it to constant if it's too big
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I'm in some kind of sick MMR where enemy McReeees can actually aim.
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What's she looking at?
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>>150814862
just play ufo defence you little cuckboy
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how hard would it be for me to make it to rank 60? im sitting on 57 right now which has been my season highest. its been a fucking nightmare for me to get up to 115 comp points on solo and now im terrifed to go in alone.

do groups on pc normally set up here?
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>>150815181
My self-esteem
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>>150814862
>Buying singleplayer games
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>>150815172
65+?
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>>150815181
your dick
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>>150814786
Last one.
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>>150815181
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>>150815216
Impossible, even trying to get to 55 is unbearably hard in solo queue.
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>>150814309
Taimou (was banned for cheating on a alternate account in TF2)
Surefour
Internethulk
Torktjo (has vac bans for csgo and a cod4 match ban)
Nicolastjo (same as above)
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>king's row defense
>symmetra with ana as only healer
>get steamrolled first point
>"Hey symm do you think you could change to lucio or another healer please?"
>-Junkrat primed and ready!-

fallen from 64-61 today and 67-64 yesterday
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>>150815350
Surefour being a botter is just depressing. Everyone has suspicious moments but for Taimou and internet hulk the proof is crystal clear. Have there been any bust clips for Surefour?
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>>150815170
I might be using a different version but ill try it
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Bmx Reaper when?
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>>150776841
This pose makes me think of her urinating.
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>Hanamura defense
>Sudden death
>Pick Sym
>Team questions the pick
>Get ult up in 22 seconds.
>Drown in satisfaction of proving doubters wrong.
>Win coinflip
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D.Va is a transvestite (male to female).

Mercy sleeps with all her patients and has contracted several STDs that she spreads to more patients.

Widowmaker cheated on her husband several times before she murdered him.

Tracer is addicted to nicotine.

Now that I have your attention maybe you guys can answer my questions:
>>150814636
I'm trying not to uninstall this game, please help me out here. I want to find out what makes you all keep playing so that I can apply it to myself.
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>>150815216
I placed 53 and hit 65 tonight, only solo queue. You can do it anon, just play carry heroes like Zen or McCree.
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>>150815435
if you know what your looking for it's pretty obvious just go look at the ones people have already gotten together
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>>150815350
So, how come these 'professional gamers' are still fucking living it up?
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>>150814969
I wouldn't be even mad if the game put me down to sub 50 or 40 or something just to have fair matches. But no it is almost always one team stomps the other. I get down a few levels with no chance of victory then stomp myself back.
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>>150814983
The whole game does.
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>tfw no 20% group bonus exp
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>>150815435
the 'surelock' clip is his worst
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CX-AepyRFU

ill let you be the judge
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Is VAC actually better than blizz anticheat?
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>>150815517
Oh man, one guy's going to uninstall, SOUND THE ALARMS! No really cares, dude. Fuck off.
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>>150815436
Why don't you use XmediaRecode? This converter "for retards" seems pretty complex.
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>>150815652
>No really cares, dude. Fuck off.
No you.
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>>150815517
I don't leave my house and I've been playing video games for 8 hour sessions for a long time now. Sounds like you need to build up your video game stamina.
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>>150815350
Add Joshua "steel" Nissan.
He didn't cheat (no proof) but he got banned permanently from CSGO for match-fixing
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>>150815550
uhh there's hackers in other bigger pro games that are pretty obvious and nothing is done about it. it's money and they can't just admit tons of the top people are hacking.
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>mfw climbing to 60 being carried by Japanese Genji main that has average of 50-60 elims per match, Widowmaker that looks like an aimbot and a Mccree that high noons every 30 seconds.
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>>150815517
Stop being a fucking idiot, you idiot. If you don't like game enough to play it for more than a few hours without burning out then there isn't much you can do.

Unless you like, get friend to play with.
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>>150815550
From what I've seen, most of professional gamers come from upper middle class homes.
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Damnit Blizzard fix your broken ass game mode
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>>150815143
is it easy to rank up rank as zarya? I play her sometimes (rarely when someone else plays healer) but I main healer all other times.
>tfw no friends so I just main healer since no one else will play that class ;_;
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>>150815550
It's a barely hidden fact that a lot of pro FPS players use cheats. Whether because they want an edge or they're paranoid that everyone but them is doing it, it's kinda just known.
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>>150815846
just break it yourself
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>>150815846
You can still switch hero's in lucio ball? I thought they fixed that.
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>When people give you shit for playing an off meta pick
>You end up with 4 golds and the only one with a badge at the end.
Tell me more about how much worse I am at this than you
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I play Widowmaker on attack, and there is nothing you can do about it. Next time some armchair pro asks me to change, I do... to Bastion
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>>150815910
Why are these pros taken seriously then? They make a lot of money for basically using hacks.
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>>150815989
Bastion on attack can be fun
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>>150815964
No, they just 'fixed' the excessive exp.
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>main junkrat and struggle to get to 50
>main zenyatta and he takes me to 58 easily
>main d.va and she gets me over the hill to 60
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>>150815989
>eliminations per game: 2
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>>150815623
Considering Blizzard refuses to ban pro players and VAC does not discriminate....I'd say hands down VAC is better.
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>>150815748
>Get to 60 by being forced to play Lucio every game

Can't wait to get to play the game.
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>>150815989
Just stick with Widow like me.
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#NeverHanamura
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>>150815732
matchfixing is nowhere near as bad as cheating lol
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>>150815989
You sound salty as fuck.
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>>150815884
Yeah. Basically any character with lots of sustain and damage output lets you carry. The only other character I can think of is Hog but I suck dick at hooking and he can't control a teamfight like a Zarya can but his solo kill potential is insane.
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>>150815128
76 is 55-ish currently, Ana is 60, Rein is 61, Reaper is about the same age as 76. That picture is probably just a few years before Overwatch was shut down, but the timeline is a bit fuzzy since Blizzard is kind of just going by the seat of their pants. You can kinda write off Morrison and Ana aging so aggressively between the end of Overwatch and the current game time due to the stress of their injuries from the backstories
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Has anyone been having any latency issues still? I run a wired connection and it used to run flawlessly, but ever since the whole Ddos crap I've been getting kicked out of games way more frequently.
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>>150815989
t. rank 5
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>>150778662
I love this pic lol
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>mfw people use deadeye as evidence for Internethulk cheating

>mfw people are actually convinced a player that ONLY plays winston in professional matches is using an aimlock

every single clip of taimou "cheating" are potgs

the tjo niggers have been banned from other games like surefour, so at least they have some type of fucking evidence

taimou got banned from tf2 for calling people stupid niggers and people say its for cheating

fucking retards everywhere god damn it
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>>150816171
He could easily pull 30 with that.
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>>150815525
>tfw can't land balls as Zen

Suffering
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>>150815076
Where about on the screen do I click?
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>>150815989
Hey man, I made it to 46 just on Widow alone. You don't even need to switch classes.
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>>150816112
No, I just don't take orders from 12 year olds who parrot some youtube celeb's opinions.
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>>150816191
>unironically defending cheaters
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>>150816014
Taken seriously by who?

E-sports is a marketing arm of the industry. I'm pretty sure nobody in the world actually takes them seriously. It's a frat house sponsored by Nvidia.
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>>150815989
t. bronze damage, unmedaled elims
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>>150816063
yea shame too seemed like blizz had a decent anti cheat going but it's shit apparently kinda sad that hacking at pro level in almost all games has become normal
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>>150816248
>this fucking gif
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I got 2 bastions on attack in two consecutive matches, i lost both.
I think that's enough competitive for the night.
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>>150816216
just lead them like half a step ahead and you'll hit them, zen is really a monster when you can play him, i don't even like healers and i can carry hard with him
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>>150816248
sick counter argument
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>>150816248
Fuck you
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>>150815128
Overwatch is full of these sort of inconsistencies, at least aesthetically.

although we would have to see this picture in high def, cuz you can see plenty of grey hair on Ana right there (she still looks too young, considering these are the later years of OW)

And regarding Reyes and Morrison, being super soldiers probably has to do with that, Soldier doesn't even looks that old ingame, his hair is just gray and balding. (and he's in his late 50s / early 60s, like Reyes)

look at winstons tiny feet though, so tiny
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>>150816191
did you even watch the videos? Blind or stupid which is it?
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>>150816345
And i got this, yeah, that's a good way to call it a night.
Good luck anons.
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>opened 5 summer chests so far
>all grey grey blue grey
when does the pain end?
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>>150815989
I had a comp match in Route 6whatever attacking where some shitter instalocked Widowmaker, said he would change to something else if that were to not work.
It did not work, he switched to Hanzo, we lost, he kept boasting about his gold medals.
On defense he went Lucio, made an horrible job, lost even faster and blamed it on Lucio being bad.
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Winston and Junkrat are the best of the bad classes in the game so they need the smallest buffs.

How would you buff them?
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Every match tonight has been filled with drunken silly fun idiots.
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>>150816470
winston is fine purely because I can use him to bring pain to the gengus everywhere
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>>150816470
Shorten the fuse time on his grenades.
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>>150816362
>unironically defending cheaters
>expects a real response
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Which one do you think has the most delicious breast milk?
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>>150816457
how many boxes did you farm, or did you buy them? I'm extremely jealous right now, I hate you anon. :(
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>>150815128
forget 76 how old is genji/mccree?
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>>150816548
Mercy no doubt
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>>150816510

Seems like pretty narrow window of usage. Him checking snipers is also more or less irrelevant because how little those classes get played.
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>losing for having a leaver on your team ranks you down as much as losing fair and square

But... why?
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>>150816242
And you could've done that without having to post about it. But you did.
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>>150816065
It's exactly what I do.
At least by now I'm full DJProfessorK and have high objective time.
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>>150816457
https://gyazo.com/b42fe2318028c74eb331578688ae4585

Just got mine too.
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>>150816510
genji isn't even and issue if you play winston it's great
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>>150816548
Well if you think about it, Ana is the only one that would ever have produced it
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> tfw ranked season awards based off season high
> tfw can finally tank my rating by doing solo queue and will still get a free golden gun
>>
We need a new map
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>>150816562
Hey anon, i unboxed 3 fucking summer tracer skins and i'm mad as fuck
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>>150816065
What's your secret to never be in the defense side?
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>>150816117
I think I should play zarya more than healer, been bouncing around 55-58 rank, guess its time to actually play a hero that can carry since I only solo q.
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>>150816470
Make his shield last longer and have at least 1k hp

Make Junkrat grenades travel a little bit faster
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>>150816603
cause blizz anon, srs game k?
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>>150815989
Still better than teammates switching wo widow in lucioball. I'm immune to retards in pubs but lucioball makes me so angry.
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>finally just lost it and aped out at enemy Genji, who always had his fucking ult up
>memes are spewed back at me
>get angrier
>teammate who kept charging into battle 1v6 blames me for not healing him
>chimp out on him too
>salty as fuck tonight

I'm probably gonna get reported/warned or banned aren't I. I usually keep my mouth shut but this game's got me on tilt a lot lately
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>>150816676
I got American McCree, which is the only summer skin I actually like that's on a hero I play.
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>>150816562
I was level 95 when the event started, then i got prestige. Got it at level 22.
Just make sure to play with a friend for the extra XP.
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>>150776441
>tfw finally got all the skins i want

all i need now the usa flag icon and i'll be set
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>>150816191
theres a video of taimous thing from his stream and it looks exactly the same
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>Brand new at game
>Play Winston
>Die a lot and do nothing
>Tips tell me to jump on sniper characters
>No one plays sniper characters

Shouldn't I be playing Ninja or Tracer if I want to kill backline heroes and flank? How do I play this class?
>>
Is ~0.4 of a rank the most you can win? I always get that much regardless of my performance, being an underdog, someone leaving on the other team, being on a winning streak etc and always need three wins to rank up.
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>>150816774
>Just make sure to play with a friend
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>>150816746
it's full of the freshest and stupidest scrubs, you can only get games without them for so long.
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>>150780439
>>150814385
My joy is in pop'n sweet blueberry ass with the big Monkey D.

>You better watch out,
>You better not cry,
>You better not pout,
>I'm telling you why
>Winston's coming to town!
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>>150816774
goddamn. that's a long-ass time.
>>
Is Genji really the only choice if I want to be an obnoxious tryhard faggot?
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>>150816676
hey anon i got 10 levels this week and i only unboxed weeaboo genji

fuck this game
>>
>>150816548
Mercy/Ana, but desu Mercy all the way since she is waifu material
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>>150816849
No, you can be a McCree or Zenyatta as well.
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>>150816461
When you donate shekels like a good goyim
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>>150816849
you can go mei and make people salty
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>>150816603
> ok guys, who leaves this time so we don't all lose rank?
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>>150816849

McCree.
Tracer.
Soldier.
Reaper too.

Any DPS really.
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>>150816658
Or you could help me, a shitter, rank up :^)
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>>150816746
Probably not, but you have to know that /all chatting in any competitive game is sure to bring nothing but BM and cheeky bants.

I feel you bro, especially when i get roadhog hooked, seriously that shit is retarded sometimes E.G getting pulled behind or under a wall. D.VA ult is questionable too sometimes with this.
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>>150816548
hana song's would taste like soy sauce
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>>150816849

I swear to fucking god if I see one more fucking Genji I am not going to do anything but post angrily about it in this fucking general until that fucking weeaboo cumstain is removed from every piece of balled up kleenex in the corner of every anon's fucking bedroom.

FUCK that fucking piece of moonnigger.
>>
>>150815846
How hard can it be to program:
>when player spawns:
>check if hero is Lucio
>if yes, do nothing
>if no, change hero to Lucio
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>>150816795
Snipers are shit right now and I doubt you have the experience to know how to pick fights as Harambe properly

Get a more solid understanding of the game, maybe get monkeydicked by someone who knows what they're doing and try again later
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>>150816672
we need balance changes way before maps, maybe some anticheat while they are at it?
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>>150816580
McCree is the same age as Mercy. Genji is probably a few years younger than Hanzo, who is 38
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>>150816795
> brand new at the game
> want to backdoor teams
First you git gud, then you make plays, not the other way round.
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>>150816746
I swear to god, comp group queue is full of shitters that instawin by having a single decent Genji and the rest playing defend the Genji.
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>>150816927

>Monkey can now passively climb walls
>Monkey leap cooldown reduced by an additional second

There ya go monkey now hard counters Genji.
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>>150779275
do you have to be over 65 when the season ends or is it taken on your best position?
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>>150816908
The leaver needs to be punished more, it's too lenient right now. The rest shouldn't lose at all, just a half of what it is right now.
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>>1NEW THREAD
>>150816767

>>150816767

>>150816767
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>>150816795
First you ave to get fisted by Haranbe and learn what he did and then you apply it yourself
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>>150817041
Best position.
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>>150817041
It takes your best. Lucky since i dropped from 66 to 61 and can't be bothered to play comp anymore
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>>150817014
That would make Winston too op I think
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>>150790890

How does it feel that I played a total of ten games and get a golden weapon too?
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>>150816795
Winston is usually only viable in pubs if there are lots of 200HP characters on the enemy team. 3-4 at least. Winston is devastating against most support, sniper and - depending on your team - assault except reaper. You want to jump behind the enemy when they are tied down with fighting the frontline. Jumping deals 50 damage where you land to everyone. Shield is fragile but saves you a few seconds. You can jump regulary so don't be afraid to run away. You want to chase down healers though. It is usually worth dying if you can kill the healer(s), stops the advance or gives your team the edge to team kill.
Priority targets aka "EZ" kills: Ana, Lucio, Mercy, Hanzo, Widow, Genji, Tracer. Symmetra is situational since if her gun is charged you are fucked, Zenyatta still can be killed in my experience even with his buff (but you will be near death). It is cruicial to land the first 50 dmg jump to give you an edge in any fight.

Since your gun damages everyone in front of you, jumping in the middle of a very damaged team (around 30% health on average) casues massive panic, even among tanks.
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So what did they do to nerf snipers again?
Overall, I've found Ana to be an effective tankbuster in certain situations.
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>>150816849
yup, until they nerf him then your only option is zenyatta or tracer

basically any hero that requires you to press lots of keys
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>roll a gold
>It's fucking Lucio
>and the one I already have
Fuck you Blizzard
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>>150813685
Holding square for a couple seconds at a time while mashing x
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>>150816191

Meh, Internethulk's clips were apparently from a buggy as fuck game in because the servers were going bonkers.

I'd call that pretty fucking inconclusive.

>Taimou banned from TF2 for calling people niggers
How Finnish can one man get?
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>every loot box gives me coins now
wew lads

but I did get lucio's summer games skin which is decent

also they should really nerf genji soon, even with discord and mcree on him he's hard to kill
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Whoever thought Zenyatta should be as fast as everyone else is a fuckin' dumbass.
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>>150817413

Shield being "fragile" is also wrong as fuck. Smart juking with the shield basically increases your EHP by +600 (no headshots too) while you can still damage anyone close to the shield.

The trick is to be close enough to hurt people while far away that you can still juke with it. Even in rank 60 most Winstons aren't good enough to pull that off.
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I've never played but I love the fan art but I have one question, how did the fanart turn into a sitcom family, and why does D.va a short mlg dorito munching goblin in the fan art?
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