/owg/ - Overwatch General

>>150757169
hena shung

>>150757143

Go to that one, made before mine

Faggot ninja weeb ult nerf when?
>le press q and get a 10 fucking second 15 foot long sword of balanced slashes
>And don't even bother fighting back if it's combod with another ult

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>>150758570

No! You must be joking! It is the incredible Player Icon!

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How many have you got?.

>>150769684
69

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>playing torb
>genji keeps rushing me
>bait him around the corner and right click+ melee for instakill
>repeat process over and over
>finally just start chasing him around with the hammer missing every hit but still causing him to panic
>forget to plant turret the whole time

>>150768891
yo my man you got a template?

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>>150757169
Lena is love

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Today I dropped 5 ranks and got this in my final loot box.
Do I kill myself at this point?

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>>150757169

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I just want Junkrat's Shotput intro is THat so MUCH TO aSk FOR fUCK ITS SO goOD WHy CANT I HAVE IT

>>150771650
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg

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R8

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>have not won a single ranked match since placement
>finally seems like I'm going to win one
>"The server closed due to an unexpected error"

Should there be higher reward tiers than 65?

god i've got to stop playing solo comp. i'm going to have a fucking aneurism

>omg switch off tracer you're so bad
>i have all the golds
>mercy: omg someone go healer so i can damage
>finally switch to lucio because no one else will
>2 rounds later still have all the fucking golds plus healing gold now
>OMG REAPER IS SO OVERPOWERED THEY NEED TO NERF HIM
>reinhardt, standing with shield up, looking at the point 3 feet away, not advancing; to me "dont stand behind my shield; go flank"

i'm just a t. rank 50 average shitter that clawed my way up from the 30s after botching my placements, but how the fuck do these shitstains manage to stay in the 50s? everyone I get teamed up with is just as bad as the shits i was playing with in the 30s.

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>>150771650
>playing Widow
>Genji rushes at me
>grappling hook away and turn around and head shot him
>kiss emote at him

20 so matches today and no koth at all. Just assault which I hate

Are they on a timed rotation?

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>>150775015

Daily reminder that if you ignore the enemy mercy and complain why she revives a lot, then you need to stop playing.

I'm looking at you, console peasants

>>150776704
>>150775680 here. I think this is my problem.
Everybody but the two of us who doesn't exclusively play on a 6-man team of friends is absolutely retarded.

I started at 48 and I'm 41 now.

>>150776704
great blog, where do i subscribe?

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>>150775015

>>150777296
great joke, which meme collection did you copy+paste it from?

>>150777429
i invented this meme over at d2g mate

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>>150777526
*Kick*
Get a job hippie!!!

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>>150777526

Jesus Christ anon

>>150776205
>tfw no thicc hottie mei to take down her stuffy pants, unveiling a thick musky sweaty meatpole she'll make you slobber over and pound you into the bed with doggystyle

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>It's a "your team is winning but the shitter on your team doing nothing (usually Genji) is BMing as if he's doing most of the work" episode

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>>150777526
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how to fix Genji:
keep everything the way it is, it takes actual skill to be good with him there's a reason so many people bitch on bad Genjis

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have a genji i drew

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>>150777979
>it's the same episode but you're losing

What is your highest rank so far this season?

http://www.strawpoll.me/10925121

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>enemy team has neither a mcree nor a soldier; plus their zen doesn't seem too good
>sweet, I can enjoy Pharah for once
>mfw their Pharah turns out to be a fucking ex Quake pro and airshots me every single time he sees me

I was too impressed to be mad but swapped to McCree and shit on him after 4 minutes of constant airshots.

>>150770000
pls resbond

Duplicates are a joke nice game kek

There's no better feeling than absolutely smashing someone in comp on a mirror match (i.e Roadhog vs Roadhog 1v1) and they try and ethug you in the post game after you shit on them.
>never beat me 1v1
>didn't land a single hook
>don't even know how to heal mitigate
meanwhile I'm sitting here with a 78% hook accuracy and enough footage of me beating this guy in roadhog 1v1s to make a lengthy, edgy youtube montage about it.

the salt is delicious

>>150778537
Learn how to play Zarya. She's the only character I can efficiently carry my low rank friends with, and I believe anyone can learn her.

>>150778393
Good Pharahs can really ruin your day

>"Hey guys, I'm practicing widow so this'll be rough."

>Goes 32-2, leaving a small huddled mess where McCree and soldier once stood.

Everything turned out better than expected.

>>150778537
1. get good with Zarya
2. learn to fuck up squishies especially Genji
3. instalock her as soon as you get into the hero selection

honestly being good with Zarya is the key, i climbed from 34 to 61 with her alone

>before last patch
>15 seconds for a game
>no lag

>after patch
>2 minutes of a fucking skirmish before you find a game
>lag all over the fucking place


it's called fucking QUICKPLAY not SIT AROUND IN PRACTICE MODE WAITING FOR A GAME TO START PLAY

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>derank from 73 to 70
>this happens
i mean wtf? when i win i get half this amount and when i lose i may aswell drop a fucking level

>>150778993
The more you lose in succession, the more rank loss you get. Take a break loser.

Okay, /owg/, I have a bit of a dilemma. I bought 50 boxes and got:
>americree and riverboat
>the new D.Va skin and junebug (and I already had junker from an earlier box)
Which ones should I use?

>>150757169
Roadhog and Genji are blatantly OP

>>150779161
Bananaman skin for McCree and White Rabbit for D.Va

>>150779161
USA USA USA for McCree

>>150779358
Well, I meant out of the ones I already have.
>>150779362
I have that one on right now. I'm kinda partial to junker D.Va because it was my first ever legendary pull.

>>150779161
Junebug on dva

>he's not playing lucioball

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>>150775602

>>150779161
Taegugki is kavaj

There was an Aussie looking for others to play with last night.

Post your tag, mate. I have a whole group you can play with if you're not a cunt

Fucking hell why does everyone think torbjorn on defense is a good idea? Whenever that happens the team with him gets fucked over.

When will people learn? I'm tired of it

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Would you play with me /owg/ ?

>play lucioball
>one of the enemies picks jackal
more like MURDERBALL

>>150779757
>torbjorn on defense
That's literally his only purpose. Unless you meant offense, in which case you're absolutely right.

>>150779784
Basically me, so likely

>>150779757

Ive seen people gradually pick him less and less fortunately. But yeah whenever someone is stupid enough to pick him it always ends in failure for the defense team

>Builds his sentry in a defensive position

>Thus its 5v6 defense when the enemy pushes in because the sentry is too far back and isnt helping us fight

:>When the enemy rolls through us they pop the sentry like a balloon

>>150779207
reaper melts roadhog like butter

>>150779838

>His only purpose

There are quite a few heroes intended to be good at defending in this game, and they're all (Other than junkrat and widow arguably) trash.

Torb is no different. He's intended to be good at defending areas with an automated aimbot turret. But the turret doesnt do shit

>>150779968
Let me tell you, sir, that you have very good taste.

>>150779757
>>150779979
Torbjorn,Bastion,and Symmetra are pretty much the "rite of passage" for newer players
they can absolutely fuck up inexperienced ones but that will teach them how to learn map awareness and actual teamwork

>>150779757
torbs only good map on defense is hanamura

and even then its gimmicky

if anyone here takes torb on other maps in comp kill yourself

>>150779757
Torb is useful if he gets some scrap for armor packs rolling and his ult can hold a point on its own but, just like Symmetra, if your team loses the initial skirmish and he loses access to the ideal turret nests he's a total liability to the team.

The problem isn't the pick, it's being unwilling to switch off to a different hero if shit goes bad.

>>150780040
>Hook reaper
>Kill him in a single shot
Oh yeah the melts him allright

>Lucioball glitch that lets you play as any character
Fuck this

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>>150775015

>>150780252

At least Symmetra is still decent. If only because of teleporter and how good she is at defending the first choke of the map.

>People think her shields are useless
>50 shields was a fuckhuge difference to zen and one of the primary reasons he's broken now, because it enables the rest of his bullshit

>Symmetra gets to grant half that bonus to her ENTIRE TEAM

I bet if the health sym's shields 'regenerated' over the course of a game was displayed as a healing stat people would appreciate her more

>>150780517

i can't seem to get it working. I want to mess with people as Roadhog.

>>150780414
>tfw I haven't gone to /gsg/ in almost 4 years now

I still remember waking up and going onto /gsg/ every day

>>150780517
I'm surprised Blizz hasn't done anything about that yet

>Play Lucioball
>Get flamed and called out for because I don't know how to play
Yeah, fuck this.

>>150780626
Come back and make Caliphate great again anon.
Do it for Pharah.

>>150780517

Its simulating the Rio Olympics with terrorists storming the pitch

>>150780676
Americans everyone

>>150780757
What does his possible nationality have to do with the discussion, you incredibly retard?

>>150780597
>Will go Hanzo but won't go Harambe
wew lad

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>be symmetra
>absolutely ZERO NONE NIL ranged capabilities
>200 hp, no mobility, no self shields/heals
>have to run away from anybody 15m+ away from you

who thought this was a good idea?
can symmetra get a reliable ranged attack please?

>>150780845
not him but american people know jackshit about football so it kinda makes sense

>>150780845

>you incredibly retard

American education system everyone!

>>150778878
This. Zarya is the closest thing in the game that can hard carry retards to victory

>>150780845
>incredibly
Maybe it's time for me to stop posting from my phone.

>>150780927
Hanzo actually does damage, lad.

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>>150780987
No, it's time to kill yourself my friend.

>>150780597
>he doesn't enjoy dicking supports and snipers as monkey
You don't know what fun is

>>150780971
I'm from Alberta, buckaroo :-)

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>>150780517
>Get your account permanently banned to mess with people in Lucioball

Explain this meme to me

>>150780983

Roadhog and Zarya are my faves to carry with.

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>Mercy can heal, dmg boost, or deal dmg
>Zen does all 3 at once

I didn't think pro play could be even more offense-favored, but then zen replaced mercy in the meta and teams have discord orb to deal with instead of rez.

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>ywn squeeze Tracer's delicate little neck

>>150780757
>>150780967
It's super bare bones, you don't need to know football minutiae to understand how to play it.

But really, most people make this assumption that they're the only non-american in the thread. I remember someone got confused about 'glass him' on /v/ and half the posts thought he was a dumb American who didn't get the colloquial when two posts later it was confirmed he was some slavshit who barely spoke English.

Anyone else get dropped from NA servers?

Also holy fuck playing Reinhardt in 55 is fucking hell, teammates literally are too retarded to understand the concept of "Stand on high ground behind me and we win", even if I explain it to them they'd rather ignore me and stand near their fucking spawn taking potshots

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>our lucio activates ult randomly instead of when counterpush happens
>dva ults after his ult is down and kills 3 people
I didn't think it was possible to be bad at the most fucking braindead simple hero in the game but it's possible and that blows me away

>>150757169
Best way to grind exp?

>>150781185
it's a known glitch and sometimes happens to people inadvertently, they also didn't ban the symmetra turret glitch on that one mexican map you're ok if you do this

>>150779118
>The more you lose in succession, the more rank loss you get.

Wait fucking what?

This would explain why I lost 12 ranks last weekend.

>>150781493
Lucioball

>>150780997
Harambe actually helps lad

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>>150781334
>tfw you will never hatefuck Tracer

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>Got the sprinter skin on my first free box today

did kaplan pay his internet bill yet or should I still avoid ranked in case I get dc'd with atrocious lag throughout??

>>150781593
iktf anon, lost 10 ranks over a losing streak. My pride got the better of me, decided I wouldn't quit until I won a match

>>150781620

Harambe screws Mercy, lad

>>150780956
Please god this. Especially against a Pharah, you just have to run helplessly towards a team mate or to cover.

Does teagbagging show up in the kill cams? I'm pretty sure the ragdolls are clientside so it'll look like you're humping mid-air to other people since the body could be elsewhere for them. It took me a while to figure out our Tracer was trying to teabag when I saw her humping empty air.

>>150781194
I think Zarya can carry well into the 60 ranks, but Hog becomes less effective once you start playing against Zenyattas in the 50 ranks. Hog can still carry the fuck out of the 40s though

I don't understand how some omnics were spared after the war. God programs started the Crisis?

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is Tracer still viable? now i rarely see her on 60+ and it's mostly "Genji and his bitches" now

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Post yfw
>MAXIMUM CHARGE

>>150782161

Yeah. people have been actually ganging up on me as roadhog lately in 60s.

>>150781602
y u lie to me like this?

>>150782214
She's viable, it's just that genji is better in every way.

>>150782128
If you tbag before, it cuts out before you can after

>>150779757
Torb on defense on Anubis and volsk works well until SR 75 I still maintain just shy of a 80% win rate at rank 73 and I solo queue about 30% of the time

>>150781602
No, but really though, what's the best way?

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>teammates keep fucking instalocking 4 dps characters
>have to play tank or support
>half the time they can't hit shit, don't communicate, don't even fucking look up when I say "pharah above us kill her 76"

FUCKING STOP IT, JESUS CHRIST I'M NEVER GOING TO ESCAPE THE 50s

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Found a website that has all of Ana's character interactions. It looks pretty legit, all of the interactions I have heard in game are on there. There are also several that I have not heard.

>Jack... I was supposed to protect you

Apparently this is said when she watches a 76 get killed. Has anyone heard it?
http://www.top-news.top/news-12257217.html

>>150782284
I think Hog is still playable if you have a pocket Zarya, but I'd still rather just have a D.va

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God bless Blizzard's anti-cheat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcS5CH0dk6k

>>150782284
Weirdly, I've been noticing a lot more supported roadhogs as the centerpiece of a team. The same support network that enables genji works very well on Hog as well.

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You guys enjoying Lucioball still?

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what the fuck why are people so dog shit in competitive? is it even possible to escape this hell?

>play Mercy on defense, we get stomped and I do 2k healing
>next round play Widow on attack
>somehow still end up with gold elims and healing for the whole match even though we had a Lucio both rounds

what the fuck???

>>150782128
It does sometimes. But it shouldn't, because tbagging is being a cunt.

>Do placement matches
>Get rank 65 for some reason
>Continuesly lose and get shat on and drop to rank 58

Sure is fun to play and there's no reason for me, since I'm 65 I'll get 300 CP

But this matchmaking system is fucking stupid

i want to succ tracer's tummy ;_;

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>tfw

>TFW we just lost because my team was too scared of an attack bastion on dorado.. IN FUCKING COMP!

Come the fuck on. Coordinate and kill him!

>>150778171
t. Genji main

Can Lucio ult nullify a McCree ult? Because I got my achievement for ulting at 11:59AM

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>>150782776
Every Zen I see in comp that does a good job uses that skin. It's the Zen equivalent of Zarya's arctic

>>150782765
>since I'm 65 I'll get 300 CP

wait do we already know how much we get after the season is over?

I'm seeing a REALLY big increase in coin drops in these summer crates. It may just be because they upped the droprate on rare things in general but even the 50 coin drops are more common. What the fuck?

>>150782968
If you ult right before he fires, yes. It requires good timing. If you ult too fast he can still kill you, leave it too late and you're dead.

>>150783051
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20748074764

Who would be the most bro to have as a room mate / most annoying to have as a room mate?

>Most annoying
>Junkrat
>Probably reeks of gunpowder and comes home late at night trying to hide from cops

>Most bro
>Reinhardt
>would always try to drink you under the table and force feed you his currywurst

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Why is it that my shitty craptop, that failed the Can You Run It test for this game, can run OW at over 30 fps consistently but a nearly decade old game (Tf2) has constant unplayable frame rate drops? It's only temporary until I have access to desktop again, but still.

>>150782783

>Lost again because no one in my comp team knows how to deal with Bastion, the worst character in the game.

People should have learned to demolish bastion by now. takes team effort ya know.

>>150783212
76 would probably be a hard ass about keeping everything neat and clothes folded and ironed, would lose his shit if he found you with your shirt untucked.

>>150783051
Yes, as >>150783172 linked.

It's fucking stupid, I'm not supposed to be rank 65, I'm not feeling any sort of fun after having matches I gotta fight tooth and nail to barely win and then I get 2 bars.

And that's if I win, I've gone from 65 to 58 now and I feel I've had 2 fun matches after my placement ones.

>>150782968
It takes him a lot longer to channel an instantkill when there's a lucio ult on everyone.

>>150783269
Source engine is pretty jank

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>>150775138
I wish I could trade mine + the Lucio and Zarya skins for the Tracer and McREE ones

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>>150781702
>ywn roughly fuck Tracer, choking and slapping her, because you know she likes it that way
>ywn cuddle her afterwards, holding her close so she knows you really love her and would never actually want to hurt her

>>150782661
People that actually play the game with another character are fine, faggots like that who just TDM are cancer

>>150782783
literally takes one dva, git gud

>>150783269
pretty sure because tf2 has added a fucking pile of stupid retarded shit to the game like hats and broken weapons

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>>150780517
>This glitch has been known for 3 days
>Blizzard just ignores

It took them less time to make the coffeepot in KotH spawn breakable. Great company desu

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>>150783172
>Be rank 73
>Rank 70+ doesnt get anything even after being only the top 2%
>I only have 100 wins so i will only get for 1 gold gun
I guess I will reach top 500 to make it worth, fucking hell I just wanted to relax on QP and farm boxes.

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Tracer pits

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>>150778393
>bounce around like a quake player
>press shift for billion damage teleport
>left click for autoaim shuricools
>ultimate for one shot kills
>le balanced ninja mang
>skill

african american please

>>150782767
I want to see her tummy growing as my child grows inside her ;_;

>Golf 76 pose
What's sad is this is the best thing I've gotten from these boxes and I don't even play him

>>150783683
i'd lick them

>>150782776
God damn I hate all of Zen's skins.

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Mercy feels really useless

>>150783845
That pose is best with skins that show his face. It's pretty dank, but now that I think about it there's only one legendary that hides his face. They need more alternative masks desu.

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>Numbani defense
>Someone instalocks torb
>The last pick (healer slot) picks mercy
>Ask them both to change
>Multiple people ask them to change

>We get steamrolled
>They dont rely or do anything in chat

>On offense the torb asks if he can play bastion
>The mercy switches to ana and constantly goes to the choke on her own rather than flanking with the team to try and snipe people

>Lose a rank

I dont understand how people can be this bad and get to what is supposedly the top 5% of players

Just picking torb or mercy should be alarm bells going off at this point

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who here gets turned on when their teammates insult them?

I'm never going to get Olympic Tracer, am I.

I'm starting to get sick of the game. I just keep farming and getting bullshit. I thought loot boxes were supposed to keep you addicted. Constantly geting my ass kicked, constantly losing matches, constantly losing connection, and now I don't have anything to show for it. Just wasted time. What am I even doing with my life. Fuck this game. Just give me the fucking Tracer skin already you fucking assholes. fuck you Blizzard.

>>150784149
i get people like this in my matches and i just don't understand blizzard

>literal faggots in ranked will stand outside spawn spamming Group Up when there's three people on the payload
>one of them is a lucio and the other two are in a group
>they're literally useless to their team for half the match

disgusting. they weren't even using their microphones.

>>150784267
Dude, there are still 16 fucking days left chill the fuck out.

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>>150784267
Fucking Blizzard at least let me use my fucking gold god damn, I'd pay 2000 for it

>>150784149
Legitimate flick.

>>150784149
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LgZdVJhlPk

Are the golden weapons Season 1 only?
I don't think I'll be to get them.

>>150784149
wow

>>150784382
>legitimate

If he was a fucking robot, sure

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lol

>not very good at the game
>only rank 27 even though i bought the game on release day
>decide to look at my stats on overbuff
>95th percentile with medals, 99th percentile with number of deaths
Is this website bugged?

Why didn't they add those one-team-only invisible wall things (like at spawn entrances) to the goalie box in Lucioball?

Running into their goal and ulting is basically the only way to play

>>150784107
She was basically a walking ult and they nerfed it, so go figure. They were trying to give her a better damage boost but it proved retarded with McSniper. So instead of fixing McSniper during PtR or just adjusting his damage output so he could keep his new range they just said 'fuck it' and left her nerfed. They should just make her more of a medic clone and give her overheal. Essentially, she'd keep healing you for 50 extra health past your max HP that slowly degrades over time. Plus maybe up her move speed a little like Tracer and Genji since everyone wants to kill her.

>>150784435
No. You can get them next season. They intend for you to unlock more than one.

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Christ

>>150784671
But they will add new things to unlock with comp points, right?

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>>150782545
What the hell is wrong with these people?

>Cheat
>Get banned
>Cri about it

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>really want either Zenyatta or Ana gold weapons because they're my favorite characters to play
>Rarely get to play them because it requires a lot of faith in my team to do well

it hurts, it hurts too much

>>150783683
>>150783901
I want to lick every single inch of her, but I'd pay extra attention to her delicious little armpits.

>Other team has a 10 rank advantage
thanks

>>150784374
>ywn lick the sweat from her body after she's been running

>>150784748
Probably, yeah. I'm guessing they'll also do this for event skins too. So next summer we can unlock all of this again but there will be more new shit on top of that (which makes RNG harsher). It's basically a rich get richer system and a poor get poorer. Or at least keeping things rare. People who unlocked a golden gun in the first season can now get new stuff or a new golden gun while someone who failed to get it last season will have to pick between their first golden gun or a new thing. It keeps things rare.

I CANT HIT ANYTHING I CANT HIT ANYTHING I CANT HIT ANYTHING

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>>150784856
>>150783901
>>150783683
thank god i didnt turn out like you

>>150784998
your parents aren't as happy that you're gay lol

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rate my progress

Is there a way to block the chat box? I really don't feel like exposing myself to all the toxic anymore. Lately I've been getting so pissy after playing this game. I just need to end the human contact while I'm playing. I don't want to hear or see anyone talk to me anymore. I'm just so sick of people. Already have to deal with them irl, I don't need to listen to them or their pettiness in the game as well.

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Genji/Hanzo players are scum

>>150785091
Improving/10

>>150785108
>Hanzo players

Where? He was nerfed. All I see is Widowmaker now.

>>150784530

I bet she is fine consoles seeing as most people don't have much of a gameplan outside of 'shoot things in front of me and kill things'

It's retarded how many people use aimbots in this game

Why are their people snapping to me behind walls without sight or perfectly trasking me as I jump through the air at least every third match?

>>150784998
>thank god

But you insult him with your homosexuality.

>>150784530
I'd be very much down for this. I thought about making her heal more HP per second but that would make fighting some pocketed heroes really fucking obnoxious. I don't think they'll do overheal because they seem to be going out of their way to say 'this isn't TF2 :^)'

>>150784267
>bought 50 boxes
>got both new tracer skins, even a dup of one of them
>still none of the lucio skins

I don't even play ur shit waifu, why does this happen to me.

>>150784107
how was she nerfed?

>>150785296
and yet people play him

>>150785431
I'll trade my two Lucio skins for one of your Tracer skins ;_;

>>150780967
that's because no one gives a shit about povertyball in NA

>>150785101
You are the fucking cancer

You're gonna die cause you can't hear me warn you about a Reaper or see our Lucio saying his ult is ready in chat and don't push with the rest of us, and then we lose, and it's all because you're a weak NEET failure

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>it's a "teammates don't bother turning around and spreading around when you call out a Reaper above you obviously looking for a Q" game
>it's a "teammates don't look up at the pharah killing you as support right above them" game

>>150785431
I wish we could trade. I got Lucio + a dupe and Zarya. I hate both of them.

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>Buying boxes for cosmetics

I was a retard for doing that in TF2 and I won't do it after learning my lesson

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Rate this fucking bullshit

>>150785647
wew lad

>>150785431
>both lucio skins
>both zarya skins
>no tracer skins, no epics except widow who I never fucking play

GOD DAMN IT I'VE OPENED 16 BOXES GIVE ME THE SKINS

>>150785101
yyeah press p and click the two message icons in the left column

>>150785647
how hard did you have to throw games to get that far?

>>150785647
stop playing while drunk

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>>150785052
>>150785323

>>150785323
>>150785052
you two are so fucking insecure LMAO

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>It's the entire enemy team choosing the same hero episode
>Soldier 76 on Ilios
>Constant heals
>TACTICAL-TACTICAL-TACTICAL-TACTICAL

Good thing they just did it for round 1 then

>>150785868
>>150785885
t. literally butthurt homo lol

>>150785296
there are a lot more hanzos than widows

>>150785571
I don't mind the callouts that the game comes default with, I just don't want anyone chatting to me. All I need are the character voices and messages, I don't need to hear or see anyone else tell me I suck at Widow. It's extra, unneeded, petty information that does nothing but piss me off and distract, and then we start losing even more. Everyone should just shut the fuck up while they're playing and let the game handle the callouts/messages.

>>150785351
I mean she's definitely inspired by the Medic so they might as well give her one his unique features. There's not much unique about her at this point outside of the ult. Zenyatta has the damage boost covered and the other supports do great healing as well. Ana even has burst to heal tanks up quickly, which is something Mercy kind of had over Lucio exclusively until she came along.

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>>150785647
>elo hell

>>150785590
see >>150785101

>got both olympic tracer skins
>already have slipstream so I don't even want it
>still no USA Mcree or boxing bastion

>>150785975
that aint me, and desu id rather be gay than a failure that post pictures of video game womens armpits online

>>150786146
You're a fucking moron.

>Widowmaker

Everything is explained

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>They gave Zarya a skin for the Olympics
>Russian Weightlifting is banned in Rio

hmm?

>>150785790
To get as low a rank as I have?

I placed at 48 after the qualifying games

I didn't throw anything.
On the other hand, the other people on my team seemed to do that quite often.
I've been getting put in a lot of games with rank 7s.
RANK FUCKING 7.

And that's when somebody doesn't leave early.
It seems that half of the losses I've had are because of leavers.
It seems to have become a bit better since the 10 minute comp lockout thing was introduced.

I'm not saying ME OOGA TEAM BOOGA, I'm saying ME OOGA TEAM LITERALLY NOT EVEN THERE.

>>150786371
stop projecting

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>play support because i can't aim
>that means i can't play ana

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>you are Mercy and then Widow for one match
>you get gold elims and healing
>your team blames you for losing because you switched off heals because they weren't protecting you or killing anyone

What do about this? I can't just sit there and watch them be shitters and not kill anyone and watch me die

>>150785975
>mmm yeah i wanna suck some boobies XD look at how straight i am XDD

>>150786471
play lucio

>>150786119
I want to mate with her

>>150786432
you don't need to aim as ana hold down the left mouse button and never scope in and sit behind your team, you'll hit somebody

you'll be a shit ana but it's not like you can't play her

>>150786393
Dude can you IMAGINE the massive amount of butthurt Russians would be exuding from their every orifice if they didn't add an olympics zarya skin after that whole scandal? It'd be a huge kick in the nuts and it'd be fucking mental.

>TFW I am trying to shppt a genji behind ally junkrat.

>The ally junkrat does not bother turning around and he despite me shooting at his direction

Dumbasses man!

>>150786471
You stick with Widow and tell them to fuck off.

Or just ignore them and stick with Widow.

>>150782512
Just lock zarya and get good she's a tank and one of the few hard carry characters in the game

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>>150786426
hahaha reality hits hard doesnt bud

you have nothing else to say do you

>people afkfarming in lucio ball
>people switching characters in lucio ball
Terrible

>>150786560
>Playing Zenyatta behind a McRee.
>D'va comes from behind and takes 30 seconds to kill me.
>Mcree didn't turn around once that whole time and died to her shortly afterwards.
Some people just have problems with awareness.

>>150786471
Wtf do you mean what do about this? why are you explaining this to us??? tell your fkn team or are you scared?? use your head

Hi there.

>>150786927
This will protect us

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>>150782512
Zarya is a great hard carry, especially if you have a genji, reaper, or tracer.

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Finally after getting lucky with level up crates.

Blizzard still got 40 bucks outta me for the Zarya skin though.

>>150786927

Pardon me

I need to quit the competitive mode.
I keep dropping rank and overwatch is the only game where I've been mad enough to get salt in the chat

Is Ana the most boring character?

Literally nothing fun about playing her

>>150786927
EVERYBODY'S CUMMING ON ME

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about lucio ball, do you guys think one could be banned or punished by having tried the bug about non lucio spawn in the court a couple times?

>>150786927
sorry about that

>>150787020

I need to stop playing past midnight

The bads are out in full force, you're likely to get at least ONE in each game

>Game 1 after midnight: Mercy and torb on my team
>Game after midnight: Mercy and torb AGAIN, but the mercy switches. Unfortunately the torb cycles through to mei, then to hanzo and stays hanzo for the rest of the game

>This hanzo was rank 70

>>150787064
>could be
yes
>will be
extremely unlikely

>>150786471
"If you want a support, you can play the support."

>>150787027
I find her fun to play as you're always active.

Lucio bores me to death though all you do is babysit you'r teammates by hanging around them

>30 loot boxes
>20 player icons
>8 rare skins
>3 poses
I'm not sure if that's good RNG because icons can't be bought, or bad RNG because icons seem the least useful thing you can get. Especially the flags.

>TFW you win a few matches in comp and then all of a sudden lose a lot of matches

What is the best timezone for good players? I swear all the shitters come out at night for some odd reason?

>>150787190
>We need a healer!
>We need a healer!
>We need a healer!
>press Tab
>it's coming from the Genji

Alright got a win for mah 120 comp bux

>>150787280

See >>150787164

At night is when all the salty shitter neets come out. Daytime overwatch is best overwatch.

>>150786927
I'M GETTING ANGRY

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>>150775015
I play D.va and Winston a lot but don't really consider them my mains.

>>150787164
why is Mercy bad in competitive?

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>blizzard is full consolefag now and we will never get custom servers with ridiculously wonky and fun maps like ToyFort

It's like they never realized what made people play Warcraft 3 way past it's time

>>150787310

>Someone is playing one of the best offense heroes in the game (If not the best)
>Him asking for a healer is wrong

I dont understand

Do you want him to switch?

>>150786728
>afkfarming
explain?

>>150787350

I noticed a LOT more matches are balanced in days than nights were matches become stomps because the skill levels are in extremes (being from decent to bad).

Seems quick play is better for nights. Less frustrating to lose because nothing is lost.

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so earlier I was playing pharah

I pressed Q, rockets came out, but like half a second later they stopped and my ult didn't go on cooldown or anything

this ever happen to anyone else? is this my internet being shitty, or the servers being shitty?

>>150787442
It's a cost benefit thing. Her ult was her main selling point and it got nerfed. On top of that there's only room for two supports per team. Zenyatta and Lucio are considered more valuable in the long run.

>>150787495
>join game
>afk

>>150787495
Lucioball gives absurd amounts of XP.

>>150787492

How did Genji get good anyways?

>>150787675
Won't you get kicked?

>>150787584
Did the rockets do any damage?

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>>150787064
could be yea, but sometimes it happens without me actually trying to bug it. so idk about actual bans for stuff you cant influence

>>150787745
I'm reasonably sure they didn't, but it was active for such a short time I couldn't really tell

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>people that for any reason don't get in team chat/voice

I don't give a single FUCK what your reasons are, if you do this in competitive you are 100% cancer and should be banned

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also, anyone here know a way to recored webms correctly? WebMcam crashes way to often and the quality aint that good.

>>150787908
This. I don't care if you don't have a mic, I need you there to listen. Thankfully at the 65-70 bracket everyone uses a mic.

>>150787908
B-but I'm shy a-anon!

>>150787978
Shadowplay -> Webm for retards

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>Get two people 10 ranks + below me in matchmaking
>Lose

Like can i at least get a lessened bar loss? Why am in a 60 game with 40s on my team.

Zarya is kind of hot in a way tbqh

>>150787708
1HL makes it so you can't double stack winstons
Zenyatta was nerfed in beta because Genji with heal orbs is crazy good, Zen being able to more reliably heal him is pretty strong
Ana being able to reliably heal him from across the map is good.
McCree bullying Pharah and other long range heroes means people are at his ideal engagement range as well.

>>150787908
>people that take """"competitive"""" overwatch seriously

I am mega kekking

I really like this game but my aim is SHIT
wat do

>>150787908

This is why comp in console is pointless.

how do i get good at winston

>>150757169
Finally hit my first 6stack team.

One match away from winning rank 60. Face a team where every time I flank the entire team all turns around as soon as I'm on someone to all focus me down and shield/heal the healer/back liner I'm trying to kill.

Shit was annoying. I have no idea how I'm supposed to kill or ever team wipe someone as reaper when everyone is so coordinated. Maybe reaper needs a buff.


Also they kept coordinating these annoying ad fuck Winston pushes with barriers and ana ult on them.


I mean I could sometimes kill a couple or wipe 4 when they were on attack but it was impossible when they were on defense.

>>150787908
the real question here is why that's not set to default...

>>150788316
That's why Winston, D.va, Lucio, Zarya, Reinhardt, Mercy, Torbjorn, Reaper, Pharah, Junkrat, Roadhog, Symmetra, and Mei exist.

>>150787908
Isn't the default setting to auto join voice chat?

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>>150788316
play harambe or big guy

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>>150787908
>never join team chat/voice
>Rank 73 because I'm not blind or have ears also tab to check ults
If you cant get some fucking map awareness positioning and shit, doesnt matter how much voice chat you use because motherfuckers still blind.

>>150788316
Practice makes perfect

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>try to do my best with every role except defense, I don't really get what defense characters do that offence or tanks don't already do
>get put in matches with people doing the widowmaker instalock meme thing and not trying at all to contest KOTH
>placement matches put me at 47 and I dropped down to 39
there is only so much me ooga team booga I can tell myself to tell me to get better, but I don't think you can seriously carry yourself out of any or into any elo without a huge degree of luck as solo queue...

>>150788407
>playing Lucioball

Shit got boring after one game, it's so slow.

>>150787908
All anyone uses voice chat in ranked for is to complain about their team, no one wants to hear that autism. If you want to coordinate so badly then get some friends.

>>150788316
don't set your mouse sensitivity too high

>play reinhardt
>get silver objective time

Should I kill myself?

>>150787442

She's shit outside of her ult unlike the other healers because she pretty much only heals.

And her ult got nerfed to charge a fuckload slower than it used to.

When you cripple the ult of a hero that is basically only picked for their ult, of course she isnt gonna see play anymore

Healers should be zen and lucio every game. No question. Maybe occasionally MAYBE swapping the zen out for ana. Maybe. Probably not.

Problem is discord is so powerful you dont wanna lose that

And lucio's aoe healing and speedboost are so good you dont wanna lose those either

>Estimated time 0:39
>Elapsed time 2:41
Ummm blizzdrones?

>>150788728
No, dude. Overwatch is just a video game, chill out. Life is never as bad as you think it is.

>>150787740
lucio ball doesn't kick

>>150788443
But Pharah, Roadhog, Reaper, Zarya, D.va and even Junkrat require a bit of aim

>>150787495
If you have a 50% win rate at Lucio ball you get like 1500 exp every 5 minutes that's 30k exp an hour thats like 1 and 1/3rd a level at the experience capped levels compare that to work which is on average 1500 experience every 8 minutes and comp games are even worse

What are the funnest character mirror matches?

>>150788804
There's honestly no point to it, it's never accurate.

>>150787708

He was always good. Its more that you cant stack heroes anymore (stacking tanks fucked him) and people got better

Same as how bastion didnt get "worse". People just got better

>>150787908

I dont need to be in voice. I dont need some random player roughly the same skill level as me telling me what to do, I know what to do.

If a player doesnt have the common sense to know what to do, telling them wont save them. They're unsaveable

>>150788864
>Pharah
eh

> Reaper, Zarya, D.va and even Junkrat
no

>>150788804
15 million players though

How do I into genji? Getting good at him seems like the easiest way to carry a team.

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Hey genji maining niggers, I know you are here. Do you rebind your jump key? Because spamming spacebar constantly is getting annoying for my thumb.

>>150789115
Spam double jump and right click > melee > shift.

>>150788316
Some anon mentioned yesterday that he trained in the practice range for a while and his aim improved as a result. That might be worth a try.

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>>150789115
practice

seriously that is the only fucking way

there's no miracle guide we can give you that will suddenly make you a good genji player, you just have to keep fucking playing genji

>>150788926
Roadhog

>You come here
>No you come here
>Both die

The more I play this game the more I realize its fucking gigantic flaws and just generally annoying as fuck things that really make me truly hate it.

>old tf2 friend hits me up, asks if I play OW
>add him
>he was a heavy main in tf2
>says he likes bastion and that he's really good at it
>check his profile
>skill rating in mid 30s
>close to 70 hours of bastion

I'm so glad he hasn't asked me to play yet

I hit level 25. Should I jump right into competitive or try to actually get good at something first?

>>150780441
That just means he wasn't fast enough with his shift.

>>150789115

Learn to aim (Leading your shots is pretty important with shurikens), a genji that cant reliably land shurikens is useless. A genji that can shits out ridiculous amounts of damage

Dont over extend. Use your dash to finish people off so you have it against instantly to get back out

Save deflect. Dont try to use it for more damage as part of your normal damaging routine. Use it when you would otherwise be in danger (e.g. getting close to mccree and you know the flashbang is coming, same for ana and her biotic grenade)

Always be flanking and take out the healers.

Dont waste your ult

Remember you have 0 fall off. Your shurikens can be lethal at range with good aim

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>>150788985
>well I'm so good I don't NEED voice chat lmao scrub

how far up your ass is your head

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>whole team leaves game except for me
>ask the enemy team to let me have a HIGH NOON
>they actually do it the absolute madmen

>>150789282
Practice

I've been paired with so many people who jump straight in not having a clue what half the heroes do and what to do if their mains are taken.

You'll do yourself a favor and other people too

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>hanamura attack
>3-lock on my team
>they all pick bastion
send help